Ham, Egg, Chips and Postecoglu's Mini Skirt

As Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of weird announcement videos of our own. There’s also some West Ham vs Chelsea chat, a bit of Spurs vs Chelsea, a look at Newcastle and we stumble across the secret full-backs don’t want us to know!