Con-Fessions: Dating Dupes

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Scam Goddess - “Con-Fessions: Dating Dupes”

Podcast Summary

Main Theme
In this episode of Scam Goddess (June 25, 2020), host Laci Mosley and guest Priscilla Davies dive into the wild world of romance scams, exploring clever cons that take place via dating apps during quarantine. With their signature humor and quick-witted banter, they share listener-submitted stories of digital deception and offer commentary on the blurred lines between scamming, sex work, and simply “getting yours.” The episode is part cautionary tale, part celebration of ingenuity, highlighting how love and lust are often entangled with hustle culture—especially in the age of social distancing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Love Is a Scam? (00:27–01:17)

• Laci jokes about the fundamental scam at the heart of romantic love, saying,

  “Love is all about presenting your best self and then tricking a person into thinking that you’re normal.” (00:44, Laci Mosley)

  • Priscilla agrees, adding: “I’m single as well… I’ll be out here just setting traps for people.” (01:14)

Notable Quote

“Everyone knows love is a scam.”
– Laci Mosley (00:36)

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2. Quarantine & Dating Apps: New Opportunities for Scams (04:18–06:25)

• With lockdowns, people flock to dating apps, but the panel warns about increased risks.
• Both Laci and Priscilla joke about inconsistent usage and turning off app notifications, leading to missed connections.
• Priscilla confesses:

  “Every morning I wake up, I check my shit. Of course I’ve done dating apps.” (04:39)

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3. Listener Con-Fession: “Scamla Deville” and the Flewed Out Scam (06:25–13:17)

• Listener “Scamla Deville” shares how she used Tinder Plus’ location-changing feature to swipe in wealthy locales (Beverly Hills, Vegas, Dubai, Rome).
• She’d match, charm men into flying her out and put in requests for hotel rooms—never staying with them or engaging intimately (always “on her period”).
• Laci and Priscilla are both impressed and amused, with Laci commenting:

  “Scamla must be fine… I want to see your face.” (08:05)

• The hosts debate whether this clever ploy counts as a scam:

  “Some scams give as much as they take… Was this a scam or did you just pay for a good time?” (12:25, Laci) “To be in the presence of a queen really is beneficial to you.” (12:07, Priscilla)

Notable Moments

• Imagining the food at Scamla’s black-owned Chinese restaurant (catfish rangoon, lemon pepper sashimi).
• The ethics of ‘flew out’ culture: consensual, transactional, and dangerously bold.

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4. Grindr Scams: The “Woke” Verification Ploy (13:29–25:29)

• Listener “Max” from Buenos Aires exposes a new Grindr con: attractive profiles send a link to a supposed “sexual violence and harassment protection program for diverse genders,” requiring credit card details.
• The fake site mimics legitimacy with social media links and inclusivity buzzwords, but redirects to generic LGBT sites on closer inspection:

  “Woke website dot woke dot com…” (19:17, Laci)

  • Priscilla pulls no punches:

    “Is the dick that good? Because... it’s not that good. Dick is literally the cheapest commodity on the planet.” (21:12)

• The hosts riff on the transactional, to-the-point nature of Grindr conversations vs. “hetero trickery.”

Notable Quotes

“You should never have to fill out a form for dick. That just seems preposterous.”
– Laci Mosley (21:44)

“The stock for dick is always down… Dick never has a good year.”
– Laci (21:55)

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5. The Cash App Gas Money Scam (25:20–29:39)

• Listener “E” (dubbed “Johnny Rocket”) describes women who use fake profiles to “match” with men far away, then ask for gas money to visit—and block them after payment.
• The hosts dissect the simplicity and low stakes of the con, recalling “gas money” etiquette from their youth.
• Laci:

  “How much money can you get for gas? Are you telling this nigga you driving an SUV?” (27:31)

  • They estimate the con goes for around $65–$90, or more if “snacks” are added.

Memorable Lines

“You want my energy to live up when I show up, right? You want me to get a Red Bull and a Slim Jim, right?”
– Laci (28:50)

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6. Fake Sugar Mamas on Queer Dating Apps (30:24–32:46)

• Listener “Lafon” shares a scam from Lex (a queer app): multiple “sugar mama” profiles use the same photo, phone number, and Kik username.
• Priscilla and Laci bemoan Kik’s enduring scammy reputation, noting that “scamming isn’t just for the straights”—it targets queer folks too.
• Laci underscores a universal scammer mentality:

  “I want to rob everybody... your money is green.” (31:30)

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7. Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• Scamming in the dating world is universal and adaptive; every identity and orientation is targeted.
• If something seems “too good to be true”—like being “flewed out” or contacted by a sugar mama—it likely is.
• The hosts celebrate the cleverness of scammers but consistently warn listeners to stay safe and be skeptical.

Memorable Closing Quote

“If you’re out there and you meet somebody on a profile and they don’t live in your area and they keep talking to you, they might be trying to get flew out. So... just so you know, heads up.”
– Laci (13:01)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:27–01:17 – Introduction: Love is a scam
• 04:18–06:25 – Dating apps during quarantine
• 06:25–13:17 – Tinder Plus “flew out” scam (Scamla Deville)
• 13:29–25:29 – Grindr scams (“Woke” verification program)
• 25:20–29:39 – Gas money Cash App scam
• 30:24–32:46 – Fake sugar mamas on Lex
• 32:50–33:09 – Universal scamming, closing thoughts

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Tone & Style

Laci and Priscilla keep the episode light and irreverent—cracking jokes, riffing on scam culture, and waxing poetic about the resilience of both scammers and the scammed. Their comedic storytelling makes the topic approachable, but they don’t shy away from important warnings about safety and skepticism in the digital dating world.

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For Further Enjoyment

Follow Scam Goddess (@scamgoddesspod) and Laci Mosley (@divalaci) for more scam stories and updates. Listeners are encouraged to submit their own “Con-Fessions” for future episodes!

“Stay schemin’!"

Transcript

[A]

Hey, what's up, stitcher premium?

[B]

It's your girl scam goddess. AKA Lacey Mosley. Back for another super exclusive secret stitcher episode, honey. Thank you for joining us, congregation, as always. I'm joined by my fantabulous host. Why did I say fantabulous? Priscilla?

[A]

I respect it. I'll take it. Fantabulous.

[B]

Priscilla Davies, fantabulous. How you doing?

[A]

I'm fantabulous.

[B]

You know what? I am. I'm fantabulous. Hu. Honey. Blessed and highly favored. Okay, today we're talking about love. Oh, one of my favorite. Everyone knows love is a scam.

[A]

This is gonna be a very easy episode.

[B]

Love is all about, right? Love is all about presenting your best self and then tricking a man or a woman or they, them, anybody, a person. Tricking any person. Tricking a person into thinking that you're normal. Then when you get them, when they're comfortable, when they can't leave, that's when

[A]

you let the truth come out.

[B]

You truly are. This is why I don't have no man now. Because that's what I think love is.

[A]

I agree. And I'm single as well.

[B]

Or a woman. I'll be out here just setting traps for people. Like, come in. Yeah, everything's fine. I'm normal. And then when I get em, I go wild. So we're not exactly talking about love, you know, in general. We talk about love scams, honey. So obviously it's been a crazy time. There was a pandemic. I say was cause I'm hopeful that when this come out, it's gonna be over. But truthfully, probably not.

[A]

By was, we mean right now is right now.

[B]

Look, 2020 is a raggedy bitch.

[A]

She sure is.

[B]

Like, have you ever seen those memes of the black woman climbing up the stairs from like the previous year to the next year, like 2019-2020. And she's always got like a bun with some really like, laid edges and a bag full of like. It's like her bag. Her bag be full of like, hopes, dreams, opportunities. And then the stuff left behind be like, negativity. Raggedy friends.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

But now I'm fully convinced that that bitch lied to us. And I would much rather go back to 2019.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

What if we just started calling 2020, 2019. Do you think 2020 would realize?

[A]

I mean, it would be the best branding marketing scheme out there. I think we could do it.

[B]

Like, what if we all just decided to go back as a collector?

[A]

2020 was supposed to be the shit I just can't believe this bullshit. What the hell? I can't believe I just missed a Taco Tuesday on Cinc.

[B]

I just.

[A]

I don't even want to talk about it. Did you hear about Halloween, girl? You know Halloween, what was it? Halloween is on.

[B]

It's supposed to be on the Friday or something.

[A]

It's something. It's on a Saturday and there's like, oh, I gotta look it up. And there's like all this other dope shit, like surrounding it. But that's if we get there.

[B]

Halloween this year is on a Saturday.

[A]

Well, that was. There's some. There's other shit I gotta look. I'll look it up. But there was other shit.

[B]

Oh, God. Some astrological stuff.

[A]

I don't remember. I have to. I saw it earlier.

[B]

Fuck, Mercury gonna be in Gatorade and we gonna miss it. I wish I can remember who the

[A]

hell posted this shit. But basically, guys, this is.

[B]

Damn it. Well, guys, we know that y' all have been stuck in your homes or if you're an essential worker, you've been out here in these streets, you know, helping other raggedy ass Americans who are unappreciative. I'm tired of these raggedy ass bitches out here clapping. But then they also go into the

[A]

park because you know what's better than clapping?

[B]

Staying your ass at home. So essential workers don't get sick.

[A]

But if we clap at home, how will they see us?

[B]

We're such a tension whores. How did we raise a country that is just full of just needy, selfish, entitled attention skanks?

[A]

It's horrific. It's fucking horrific. The United States.

[B]

But guys, we're talking about love.

[A]

So I know y' all out there

[B]

and I hope you're in there. I know you're in there. I hope you're in there in your home, not out there looking for love if you don't have any. Being quarantined alone has been. Boo boo. And I completely understand getting on these apps, but we want you guys to be safe. We don't want you to get scammed. Have you ever done a dating app, Priscilla?

[A]

Is that a real question? Is it 2020? Of course. I live on dating apps. Every morning I wake up, I check my shit. Of course I've done dating apps. You know, I started with the.

[B]

I'm really bad. You're bad with them, are you like, I'll start a conversation and then he'll. They'll respond, whoever. And then it'll be sometimes one time, like eight months went by Before I checked the app again. And then I was messaging people like, you married? Well, I mean, I feel like you still.

[A]

Am I the only one who turns off all notifications from these apps? So it's like, even if anybody was writing back to me, like, how would I know? Cause I literally turn every notification off.

[B]

That's what I do. I turn every notification off. And then when people respond, I'll be like, damn, I missed that. It was three months ago. Should I still write back? So this writer or this listener actually gave herself an alias. So I'm gonna read her alias, which is Scamla Deville. Okay. Hello, welcome, Ms. Mela Deville Scamilla is.

[A]

I gave her a nickname.

[B]

She is the scammer. Okay, Melly, I hate black people. I gave you a name, and two seconds later, you have turned it into a nickname.

[A]

What up, Melly Mellow?

[B]

This is what we do. As soon as they say coronavirus, we say, oh, Rona.

[A]

We don't like long immediately. We don't like long words.

[B]

We don't. We do not like long words. So Nella, AKA deville Mela says, I have a scam for you. Back when I was an active Tinder user and was sick of the scrubs in my area, I decided to upgrade and get that Tinder Plus. I didn't even know Tinder plus was a thing.

[A]

Oh, it's a thing because they. That's another reason why I turn off all my notifications. They're always trying to push that shit on me.

[B]

So that's for like, if you fucking. And you fancy.

[A]

Okay, Fucking fancy and free.

[B]

Okay. We get name brand condoms on Tinder Plus. Okay.

[A]

It comes with a subscription.

[B]

It comes with the subscription. So now with Tinder plus, you can change your location. Now, why is that a feature that feels like a scam right there?

[A]

That's because really, that's what Tinder plus is for. The scammers, the people who have whole ass married families and stuff.

[B]

Makes sense. It's probably like, we have a feature so that your wife can't see your profile.

[A]

Okay,

[B]

so now with Tinder plus, you change your location. So I picked prime locations and she puts two dollar sign emojis. Like, you know, the emoji where the tongue sticks out, but it's a dollar sign. Oh, she put two of those. And she says beverly Hills, Vegas, Colorado in parentheses for that smoke. I love you scam Ella. Dubai.

[A]

Oh, wow. She international Rome. Okay. Huh.

[B]

And so she said I would match with men in those areas and when they would message Me I and ask why I was so far away. I'd say something along the lines of oh, we must have matched a while back when I was at the airport. I'm back home in blah blah blah. Maybe when I'm back in town we can meet up sometimes. They would continue to talk to me and we would have great conversations that would lead to me giving them my number. And eventually we would FaceTime. She gotta be sexy. Scammella must be fine.

[A]

I wish she had enclosed the picture. God damn, Scamilla, right?

[B]

Scamlla. I wanna see your face.

[A]

I wanna focus on her name.

[B]

Cause I think you are very fine. You must be so they would always say, I would love to meet you. And my little scam ass would say, okay, well fly me out. Come on. Flew down.

[A]

Hey bitch, I already love this scam,

[B]

if that's what you want. I would tell them that work flew me out and I wasn't sure when I'd be able to come back again. Meanwhile, I was still in school and was a hostess at a Chinese restaurant owned by black people. They were known for their catfish rangoon.

[A]

Okay, so you work at a scam place as well. You work at a scams. You run scams and your name is Scam Ella.

[B]

Okay, what the fuck is catfish rangoon?

[A]

That just sounds good though. I'd tear that shit up.

[B]

It do sound like it's busted. It does sound like catfish rangoon.

[A]

Catfish rangoon.

[B]

Is that with catfish with some cheese

[A]

in a wonton in a water.

[B]

I hate us. Who made this?

[A]

Also, shout out to black people who owned a Chinese restaurant. Go ahead now.

[B]

It don't make no damn sense. You get some lemon pepper sashimi.

[A]

Okay? Wet lemon pepper, wet sashimi.

[B]

Let me get that lemon. Let me get that salmon. Lemon pepper, wet. What are y' all doing? I love it.

[A]

Oh God.

[B]

Oh. So she already worked at a scam business. She said she had probably about 16 in her bank account. Haha. In caps. So anyway, these foolish gullible men would fly me out to see them. Now, before you question me, I wouldn't stay with them. I'd have them book me hotel rooms and I would conveniently always be on my period when I was in town. Evil emoji face. Looking back, I realized this was probably so dumb and I could have been murdered. But it made for a great story and I got to travel the world. I don't recommend it though, because like I said, there's a chance you could get murdered. Which is why I stopped. Wow. Hopefully you read This. I love the show Scamlla de Vil. Scam Ella. Shout out to a queen.

[A]

Shout out to. Thank you.

[B]

I don't even know if this is a scam. Scamla.

[A]

I know you're hot.

[B]

Like, I know you're a beautiful, beautiful woman.

[A]

First of all, I just want to know if I could follow Scamla on IG or any platform, really.

[B]

I want to know where this black Chinese restaurant is. I want catfish rangoon.

[A]

Was the food good? Scamla? That's the question. Was it good? And what is the address? Right.

[B]

I want yams, Mac and cheese, and spider rolls. Oh, man, they wrapping the sushi and collard greens.

[A]

Also. Is sushi Chinese food?

[B]

Okay, that's technically Japanese. Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay, you are rude. I love all of my Asian countries and communities, okay? You'll get me canceled.

[A]

You need to write a formal apology right now. I can help you draft it real quick.

[B]

Help me draft my formal apology. So, guys, if you're on Tinder plus and you're meeting girls and they're, like, not actually in your neighborhood, there might be a chance that they're just trying to get flew out.

[A]

Damn. This is like some fucking next level shit. Like, this doesn't even. She, like, at the. If I was to create a scammer convention, like, she'd have to win the award every year. I mean, this shit is fucking brilliant.

[B]

Is it a scam, though? I feel like. I mean, Scamla's probably very hot. I wish she had her face on her email, but she doesn't. Some people have their faces on their email, so I can see their faces, but she doesn't. But she's obviously very hot. If you got to spend time with Scamlla, you should be flying her out. I don't see the scam here. Everybody got something in return.

[A]

I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying, and you're right. To be in the presence of a queen really is beneficial to you. You know what I'm saying? So I get it. I mean, can a scam give as much as it takes? Cause I think that's what it is sometimes. Yes,

[B]

that's what I do. I try to give as much as I take as a scammer. Like, you know, I'm gonna take your money, but you're gonna have a good time. And then it's like, was this a scam or.

[A]

Or did you just pay for a good time?

[B]

Sound like a prostitute sex worker? Excuse me?

[A]

That's right. Get back you wanna draft?

[B]

No, I respect sex workers. Okay? I have some friends who are sex workers. I be trying to donate to their only fans. I'm here for it.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

So I lift up your queens. So scandalous.

[A]

You are a queen.

[B]

Shout out to you. You are a queen. We don't even think this is a scam. But, guys, if you're out there and you meet somebody on a profile and they don't live in your area and they keep talking to you, they might be trying to get flew out. So you got to decide if you want to scam yourself and get flew out or fly them out. So, you know, just so you know, heads up.

[A]

Also, if their name is Scam Ella, that's usually a good sign.

[B]

If your profile name is Scam Ella, then you're probably not.

[A]

You probably played yourself.

[B]

All right, now we're moving on to Grindr, because we gonna get them all. We're inclusive. Okay?

[A]

Grindr.

[B]

Grindr. Grindr is for the men's. Who is seeking the men's.

[A]

Is it just for the men's? Can the ladies be on Grindr too?

[B]

There are some women on Grindr.

[A]

Is it just her men's.

[B]

Yes. I don't know why they on there.

[A]

I think you just have to queer. Like, can you just set it to. But can you just set it to women and just. I think. I don't know. I don't know. But, I mean, we know that Grinders, like, you know, we. Grindr is known for men.

[B]

Yeah. But I definitely have some friends on Grindr, and they've said that they see women and they're. You know what I mean? So, hey, maybe they're getting some action on there. People be buying Grindr.

[A]

I mean, I'm sure also, like, you know, Grindr's not gonna turn away any coins, so I'm sure they let anybody turn.

[B]

Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely. So, okay, so what are we gonna call this gentleman?

[A]

This is a Grindr tale.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Let's call this gentleman Max. It just popped in my heart.

[B]

Max, short for Maxwell.

[A]

Exactly. That's what I had thought in my head. We in the same vibe, girl.

[B]

We'll leave the. We'll leave that to Maxwell. Maxwell says, hi. I'm from Buenos Aires, Argentina.

[A]

It's already a scam. I can already.

[B]

I love it. He says, I love scams, and there are a lot of them over here. And I got. I had to make you a compilation or something, but this is one that I wanted to share right away because it's a new one on Grindr. The gay dating app. There are bots and fake accounts, sometimes with real people behind them, usually with great photos and bad English. They'll send a couple of messages and then hit you with a link. You should click on supposedly to chat with them or to see them on a cam, but the link will ask for a credit card. So then we know it's a scam. They're like, oh, I could see us having a lasting relationship together if you click on this link.

[A]

And what were the last four? And the security number on the back.

[B]

I love you. My dick is just getting hard. As you say the security numbers on the back

[A]

and your billing zip code.

[B]

Right. What's the expiration date, Daddy? Like trying to pepper in some sex with it. And your full name. Sexy. So they're pretty easy to spot usually. But this variation that a friend just shared with me almost got me. He's in Barcelona. Gotta say it like that.

[A]

Barcelona.

[B]

And got these messages attached are censored photos for your benefit. Oh, okay.

[A]

I'm gonna try to show you these photos. Oh, attached. Attached. Is that what you said? Attached are censored?

[B]

Yeah. So there's some censored photographs. I wonder if I can show them to you like this. I don't know if it'll. Can you see that?

[A]

A little bit, yeah. Oh, oh, okay.

[B]

This man is fine. And they. He blurred out his penis for me, which he could have left it.

[A]

Oh, is that tattoos or hair?

[B]

That's tattoos, baby.

[A]

Oh, damn, Daddy.

[B]

He tatted up on the chest. He got the OD abs. He got the little rivers on the side. The V's.

[A]

Yeah. What do you call that? The V to the good spot.

[B]

Ooh, yay.

[A]

V for. V for Very fun. I know. Give me a V word.

[B]

Somebody voluptuous. No, that's not accurate. Damn it. Well, yeah. V for va voo.

[A]

Va va voom. Now va va voom. Should I go?

[B]

So this. Yeah, get your things. Gear briefcase. So these. This man is very sexy from what I could tell in mine eyes.

[A]

So I could see how he could

[B]

get people to pay to talk to him, because that sounds very fun. So this is a person that was sent for him, right? And he says to. He got two general messages, and basically they started talking, and then he hit him with a link to a sexual violence and harassment protection program for diverse genders page. I'm gonna read that again because it had about every word in it imaginable.

[A]

What the fuck? Okay.

[B]

Sexual violence and harassment protection program for diverse genders. So basically, he was talking to this guy who's like, look at my pictures. Look at my dick. Look at my fine ass body and my tattoos. And then the guy was like, okay, let's start messaging. Let's do, you know, let's call. He said, I'm not gonna hook up with you unless you go to.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Because I'm trying to make sure that I'm protected. It's like if someone was like, let's make a woke website. What are all the words?

[A]

I'm just. So.

[B]

What are all the words?

[A]

So basically this guy's scam premise is, before you and I can connect, I need you to go ahead and check out this foundation that I run.

[B]

Well, I think he's saying you have to register as a non sex offender.

[A]

Oh, that's what this. Oh, my. Okay.

[B]

It's a long label.

[A]

That's why it is.

[B]

So remember, remember up front we were talking about people who said they sent links and it would be to their private pages or somewhere where they had to put in a credit card, but it would just be straightforward. It'd be like, click on the link, right? Open your wallet. This guy's saying.

[A]

But this guy has woke.

[B]

Woke. Woke. Woke [e-mail], right? Because I don't just deal with anybody. I gotta be safe.

[A]

And you need to be vetted.

[B]

So the site is pretty well done. It's better than the usual ones at first sight. It even seems to have an Instagram account, Facebook page, and YouTube channel. They seem legit because why would they spend so much time and production money to build all of this, right? But on a second look, they're actually just a random LGBT account. So. So basically what he's saying is like he went on the page, it's got wikis, it's got HTML, it's got, you know, I had a MySpace, it's got all the Internet things and it's even linked all these profiles. But then he clicks on the links to the profiles and they just go to random gay support profiles. So it's like he linked like Glad and shit, but acted like it was all connected to this page.

[A]

I'm already not interested in this date anymore.

[B]

But I guess I'll.

[A]

I'll just keep going down this rabbit hole.

[B]

It's well written, and it makes the case that it's a safety thing to verify the identity of the person you're meeting and to avoid harassment. And that they only need a credit card to make sure that you're the only person who can use the verification sites. Seal, coat What? Oh, God. So basically, he sends some pictures with his fine ass chest and his va va voom, and, you know, his peen. And then he's like, I would love to go have sex with you, but first you have to register on this site so that I know you not a creep and that you not gonna harass me. Also, credit card information.

[A]

I mean, is the dick that good? Because I'm telling you, I've had a lot of dick in my life, and it's not that good. Not for that shit. First of all, even before the credit card part, you lost me. B. You I gotta go sign up for. What is this, the neighborhood watch website? What the fuck? Like, you got me all the way fucked up for some dick. Dick you can find anywhere on the street. Look, let me go get some dick. Hey, can I get some dick? Look, I just got dick. My neighbor came in and gave me dick. What the fuck?

[B]

Yeah, dick. You should never have to fill out a form for dick. That just seems preposterous.

[A]

Dick is literally the cheapest commodity on the planet. But go ahead, right?

[B]

The stock for dick is always down. The down for dick always down. We never get a spike. Dick never has a good year. Dick is always in the red. Okay? But hey, you know, also, we love you men. We just joking with y'. All. I'm sure y'. All. Y' all have a great time. You don't even.

[A]

You don't even have to do that. Cause they'll still give you dick. You don't even have to make it right.

[B]

Tell them to fuck off. They're still gonna give you insulted dick so much, and they'll just be like, no, it's fine. I will still give you dick. No. What? What did you say? I didn't even register it. We'll definitely still give you dick. So he said that this was all very well written, and he loved it because they put a lot of effort and thought into the details. And when I Googled them, I found nothing about it. So it must be pretty new. I thought maybe it was a site for escorts and rent boys to be safer when traveling and working abroad. And anyway, thought you'd like it. Keep up the good work. Love the podcast also, and I'm gonna read what he specifically wrote in these screenshots of these very sexy Grindr photos. Hey, bro. I'm visiting from Cleveland, Ohio. I'm looking for friends and fun. I mean, sex.

[A]

I hate him already. I don't even care about his tattoos anymore.

[B]

So 7 inches cut. What are you looking For So cut, I'm assuming, means circumcised.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

7 inches is the length of the PP. I love how he was, like, started this so casual, looking for friends and fun. I mean, six.

[A]

That's one thing about the gays. Like, they tell you straight what the fuck they want.

[B]

Grindr is just get to the point.

[A]

The motherfucking point. No questions asked. None of this bullshit, like, you know, the dance that we do as us stupid heteros, right?

[B]

None of this, like, men trickery. Men always love to trick. You, like, yeah, I want to be your friend. Yeah. I'm interested in stuff. No, you just want to put your penis in something straight. Man, just be real.

[A]

Keep it fucking 100.

[B]

Keep it 100.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

I like this to the point. He said, I'm looking for friends, fun, and also sex. Mostly sex.

[A]

And by friends and fun. By friends and fun, I mean sex.

[B]

That's my idea of friends and fun. Intercourse. Okay. I love it. So the guy responded, the person who wrote in this letter, Maxwell. And he says, wow, same here. I can host here at. Oh, no, no, no. This is a scammer. Excuse me. So they have a conversation. They're sending dicks back and forth. And the guy says. The guy says, oh, wow, same here. I can host here at the Miramar Hotel. But to be honest, I can only meet those who have a S, V, H, P, P, D, G account.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait. SVH PPD account. I have. Oh, no, see, I don't have a ppg.

[B]

The shorthand is long as fuck. Even the shorthand is so long. That stands for Sexual Violence and Harassment Protection Program for Diverse Genders.

[A]

Oh, Lord.

[B]

And he said it like that's a normal thing that people have.

[A]

Oh, my God. Your acronym cannot be more than four letters. I'm just saying that right now.

[B]

Very long acronym. That is seven letters. That is a seven letter acronym. And he said it like this. A thing that everybody got. I love this guy. I love this guy so much. He's my favorite. All right, last one, because we are almost out of time. These really fly by, right? Okay. So it says, I'm gonna call you Johnny Rocket. Johnny Rocket says my girlfriend overheard her roommate. Let's call her Sam, talking to a friend of hers over the phone. Apparently, Sam and her friend have created fake profiles on multiple dating apps using pictures of other girls. They try to only match with men who are a good distance away from them. Like, a distance that would mean a decent length drive. So after Sam matches with a guy, she'll talk him up and get on his sweet side to the point where he'll want to meet her in person. She'll then tell him that she doesn't have enough gas to reach him. If the scam works, the end result is that she sends him her cash app and he'll send her money for gas. Then if he does send her the money, she'll accept it and block him on all accounts. Just wanted to throw this out here.

[A]

I like it. A quick, short scam. Get in, get out. I like it.

[B]

He said he wanted to be identified as E. But I called you Johnny Rocket. But E, this is you I gas. This is a very short con, this.

[A]

And it's a low rent con as well. I'm not okay with it. This is the shit motherfuckers were doing in high school, okay? I knew some bitches that would get some gas money back in the day. Okay?

[B]

I don't even. Is gas money even a thing anymore? I feel like I've never given someone a ride and been like, give me some gas money.

[A]

That's true, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, I remember in the 90s, it was a thing.

[A]

Well, I feel like, you know, when you're younger, you know, like, and you don't have a job, like, you know, it matters. Like, you know, especially if you driving around, you're the only one that has a car and the crew. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah, that's true. I mean, so how much money can you get for gas? Are you telling this nigga you drive an SUV? Are you like, I need $150?

[A]

She's like, I have an Escalade.

[B]

I drive a Toyota Tundra.

[A]

I drive the. The. The cat, the. Damn, I lost it. Oh, the Louis Vuitton Cadillac.

[B]

Edit that. I will not edit that out. Oh, my God. So you can't be getting more than like 35, 45. But maybe you're being like, round trip.

[A]

Okay, now you talking.

[B]

Okay, now you're like, I gotta a hoe, gotta get back a hoe, gotta get back to her city. So, I mean, Look, I think $90,

[A]

I think you could pull this scam reasonably for like $65.

[B]

You don't think you could get 90 if you was like, I need a full tank there and a full tank back. My tank. I have SUV. It's $45 to fill it up.

[A]

Oh, that's true. Because she picked like a particular distance. It wasn't just like, yeah. Oh, see, the bitch was. She was. Sam, you smart. That's true. Yeah. You could get if it was. Yeah, that's a fact. Cause you could get a full tank going and a full tank coming back.

[B]

And then what about snacks? A hoe gonna get hungry on her road trip.

[A]

Okay, you want my energy to live

[B]

up when I show up, right? You want me to get a Red Bull in the Slim Jim, right? That's another $20.

[A]

Oh, my God. See, this goes back to that previous scam. Like, people pay to give their dick. So you don't have to pay to get dick. Okay? These people are paying money to get. To give out their dick.

[B]

No, this is a woman.

[A]

No, but I'm saying the guy is paying her.

[B]

Yeah, paying to give dick.

[A]

Yes, exactly. That's what I'm saying. He's paying to give dick. Whereas this other guy was paying to get dick. And it's like, no, that's not how dick is. Not only is it free, but you can actually get paid to get dick as long as you couch it in a. In a gasoline scam.

[B]

I wonder how many people they can do with. Like, if you're blocking them on all platforms, I guess you could keep going just roulette. Especially if you got Tinder. Plus, apparently you can put your ass in Rome. Like, I would love to drive to Rome from California, but I'm gonna need gas money.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I'm gonna need a little, though.

[A]

I need a little money to convert my car into a water driving car.

[B]

I'm gonna get one of them duck boats. You know, the ones that drive and then turn into a boat. I'm gonna get that. That's the car that I have.

[A]

If you really wanna see me. If you wanna see me, baby, you know that's insane.

[B]

We are out of time. But I do have one short one. Do you wanna hear it?

[A]

Of course I do.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Hi.

[B]

I got these messages and felt that you would appreciate them. I'm gonna call you Lefon.

[A]

Lafon.

[B]

Lafon says there is a relatively new dating app called Lex that's for queer people of all identities. So they getting everybody. And it says, tonight, shortly after I made a post, I got a message from someone wanting to be my sugar mama. Would love a sugar mama. When I saw the messages, she had already given me her number. And Kik only in parentheses. Lafon writes, only scammers still use Kik. Maybe. No, you right, Lafon. And nobody's using Kik. I haven't heard of Kik in a very long time. She says, I checked her profile. Only a little info. 30 minutes later, I Got a message from a different profile, same message and all. Mama didn't even bother to make a new cake or number. Felt like you'd appreciate this. She. Okay, so she said scamming and scamming for money and love isn't just for the straights. That's right. Scamming is all inclusive.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

Okay. We care about everybody's money. I want to rob everybody. No matter your race, creed, color, gender, gender, anything. I love all of your money, and all of your money is green.

[A]

My all money is green. I've heard. Well, unless it's not American money.

[B]

Right? And I will still take that. I'll take a euro, a peso.

[A]

I'll take anything, a rupee, literally.

[B]

Anything, Franks. You name it, I want it in my pocket. So that's interesting that this is like a sug. A sugar mama who's hitting up people. And that's the thing about scams. If something seems too good to be true, it usually is. Now, sometimes I kind of want to email. I might have to email Lafon back and be like, why don't you kick her, though, and see what she talking about?

[A]

Okay, I'm just saying.

[B]

What she talking about?

[A]

I'm just saying we need to hook her up with. Oh, I forgot her name. Oh, Scam Ella, Scamella, Scamlla, Deville, Scamlla, and Lafonta. We need to hook her up with Scammella. That way.

[B]

Responded, I think so.

[A]

Scammella will figure out. She'll know. She'll respond. She'll get all these, all the info she needs.

[B]

Thirsty sugar mama.

[A]

It's possible.

[B]

All right, guys, If I was a

[A]

sugar mama, I'd be thirsty as well. But go ahead. That's the only kind of sugar mama you can be, I think.

[B]

Yeah, that's very true. If you're a sugar anything, you are automatically thirsty. So one should not be alarmed by that behavior.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

All right, guys, we've reached the end of another episode. As always, you can send your letters in for a chance to have them read on the [e-mail] you can find us @scamgodesspod. On all platforms. You can find me at D I V A L A C I divalacy. On all platforms. Priscilla can be found.

[A]

And you can find me at priscilladavies. Actor. I'm gonna get this right later, all right. In the shower.

[B]

I'd love it if in every episode, you never get it right. All right, Congregation.

[A]

When it doesn't matter. I'll get it.

[B]

Right, right. Like we're not recording. All right. Congregation, stay thirsty. Yeah. Gam Goddess.