
This week on Fraud Friday, Laci is joined live at Chicago's Den Theatre by Sydnee Washington, Skyler Higley, and Ashley Ray to unpack the infamous scam that rocked the Windy City and the nation, the Jussie Smollett case. Stay Schemin’! (Originally Released 01/08/2024) This was recorded in Nov. 11th 2023. CON-gregation, catch Laci's new TV Show, Scam Goddess, now on Freeform and Hulu! Follow on Instagram: Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod Laci Mosley: @divalaci Sydnee Washington: @justsydbw Skyler Higley: @skylerhigley Ashley Ray: @theashleyray Research by Kaelyn Brandt, Emily Jones, and Laci Mosley SOURCES: https://nationalpost.com/news/man-arrested-after-faking-20-heart-attacks-to-avoid-paying-restaurant-bills#:~:text=A%2050%2Dyear%2Dold%20man,newspaper%20El%20Pais%20and%20EFE. https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/11/30/jussie-smollett-hate-crime-trial/ https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/10/us/jussie-smollett-sentencing-trial/index.html#:~:text...
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Skyler Higley
The missing child is Lucia Blix, 9 years old.
Ashley Rae
Please let her come back home safely.
Skyler Higley
April 16th.
Sydney Washington
The kidnappers plumbed it meticulously.
Ashley Rae
If money is what it takes to get her back, we're gonna pay it.
Lacey Mosley
The secrets they hide.
Ashley Rae
You can't talk about this, you can't write about it are the clues. The mother's hiding something. I know it.
Sydney Washington
To find her, tell me where she is.
Lacey Mosley
The Stolen girl series premiere April 16 on Freeform and stream on Hulu.
Ashley Rae
What's poppin, congregation? It's YA girl, Lacey Mosley, AKA Scam Goddess. Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays where we release older episodes from the Scam Goddess. Balt. That's right. Fraud Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from behind the Paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the Paywall. And as always, stay scheming. Scams. Cause Robbery and Frau Cause Scam Ca Rob and Frau Scam Goddess. Hey. Hello. What's up, Chicago? We did it, Joe. Y'all got me out here. Now, if you're familiar with this podcast or any of these live shows, then you know what comes next. Church always starts with devotion. Yes. Amen. So if you know it, sing along. Sc Robbery and France Scams. Car rubber free and froze. Oh, y'all just gave me so much energy. So we have a very fun show for you today. If you're following, then you know who we're talking about already. We'll get there. But first, I want to introduce my lovely guests. Who? Two of them you've heard on the podcast and one of them you haven't. So first, my first lady of the congregation. Okay. She sits in the front pew with the best church hat on. Okay? She's been at every live show. A queen, one of my dearest friends, Emmy nominated actress, currently has a solo show called how to Start a Fire. How to start a Fire. There we go, y'all. Please give it up for Sydney Washington. Sit next to me. Next up, the person you don't know. Okay, see, this is because comedians don't email Me things in time. Emily would have put this on a cue card. Okay, so we had to do a little hodgepodge. So this is someone I met on Twitter who's funny as hell. And I was tweeting about the show and they were like, oh, you know what? I might slide. And I said, now wait a minute. Where do you live? You could slide for real at work and work for it. He's a writer for Conan. Y'all know that's my daddy. He currently writes for the Onion and he's doing crazy shit over there and he's been featured on Comedy Central. Y'all, please give it up for Skyler Higley. Now, last but never least, you've heard her on the two viral episodes of the show about Talcum X, AKA Martin Luther Scheme. She's the host of TV I say, an earwolf podcast seen on hbo, Vulture, Adult Swim, and a writer on Alabama Jackson and Sausage Party. Y'all know her as my queen, the Ashley Rae.
Sydney Washington
Ah, hello.
Ashley Rae
Hello, everyone. Yeah, y'all can put y'all microphones up to your mouth. How y'all doing tonight?
Skyler Higley
Lovely. I know it's about to be a mess. I know it.
Ashley Rae
It's about to be a lot of mess.
Sydney Washington
Yes. Oh, yeah.
Ashley Rae
If you're familiar with the show, then you know we always start with what's hot in fraud. Yes. Okay, I see some of y'all quoting scripture out there.
Sydney Washington
Okay. Amen.
Ashley Rae
Amen. Y'all know I like it. They talking about not record, don't take videos. Do they not know who I am? You better record everything and take every video of me, every photo. Listen, I'm doing a meet agree afterwards so we can meet, we can greet, hopefully. I bought some merch, so don't be trying to scam me.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
So here I will be operating a computer motor vehicle.
Skyler Higley
Woman in tech. Come on now.
Ashley Rae
Women in stem.
Sydney Washington
Women in stem.
Skyler Higley
Text down stem. Tech. Tech skim.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, I should have wore a turtleneck, but I do got my neck tight.
Skyler Higley
I got it for you, Lizzy.
Ashley Rae
Okay.
Sydney Washington
It's up there.
Ashley Rae
I'm giving. She knows Java. That's. That's. Yeah.
Sydney Washington
Very girl boss.
Ashley Rae
Yes. Very girl boss is elite. Okay.
Sydney Washington
Yes.
Ashley Rae
So here we go. What's hot in fraud?
Judith Cargbo
What? What?
Ashley Rae
So my hero, he's a Lithuanian man. I don't know why that's the first thing in the queue. Yeah, and he's been accused of faking heart attacks at restaurants in Spain. Some of you know it as Espana. To avoid paying the bill. The 50 year old man who has been identified only as Adidas J. Yo.
Judith Cargbo
That'S a scammer ass name right there.
Sydney Washington
Magnificent name.
Ashley Rae
Like how your name Nike. What do you mean that's not your name? So he's repeatedly faked coronary episodes at fancy restaurants in and around the Mediterranean coastal city of Alicante. The man orders expensive items like lobster.
Sydney Washington
Intercoat, as one would.
Ashley Rae
Right? As I would. Intercoat is fancy meat. I had to look that up.
Skyler Higley
So is that the kind of meat that's on a charcuterie, or what is that?
Ashley Rae
They might be serving it on the sticks at the Brazilian.
Sydney Washington
Or maybe it's like a wild get out like that? Yeah, like that fresh cut off the.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, it's like where they massage the animals and get them drunk before they kill them. Oh, that's that good meat.
Judith Cargbo
They got that meat. Like the animals that are, like, strung out, like.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, that's how you get the.
Skyler Higley
So that's the flute out.
Ashley Rae
Animals.
Skyler Higley
They flew out. Okay, got it.
Ashley Rae
All these animals were definitely flew out. For sure. These are city girls. So he repeatedly faked these coronary episodes. And he would also order premium whiskeys.
Sydney Washington
That's a hero. That's an icon.
Judith Cargbo
Does it say how many did he do before he got caught?
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
So he was last arrested. Well, he was arrested first. Yes, it was his first arrest, but he was arrested last month for the 20th fake heart attack in 2020.
Sydney Washington
Nah.
Skyler Higley
Now, you know what? If he lived in America, that would make sense.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, you earned that. 20 fake heart attacks also. Just look at his face. That's a man who knows he's not getting away. Like, he's not acting. Well, that is a man who knows. Like, y'all really believe me. That's what his face says.
Judith Cargbo
Did they arrest him mid heart attack? They're like, uh, bro, uh, we are. No, come on now.
Ashley Rae
I don't know. His face is giving heart attack to me. That's what I was saying.
Skyler Higley
I was like, everything is.
Sydney Washington
That is giving. Like when I would pretend to be asleep, and I'm kind of looking out the corner of my eyes like, y'all getting this. Ooh, it hurts so bad. He's looking over. I don't know.
Ashley Rae
His face is. Okay. Ashley does have a. Because he does have one eye open and one little close. Are y'all believing it? He's looking over like.
Sydney Washington
I believe it.
Ashley Rae
My left arm. My left arm. Ooh, Ow, Ow. So bad with her.
Judith Cargbo
Was he getting an ambulance, or did he just pop up like. All right, bye, y'all. Okay, okay.
Ashley Rae
So since they said, spain, you know, we're down bad in healthcare in America. So I was thinking, like, maybe the wheel we was free over there, because over here, probably I'm taking.
Skyler Higley
No one is calling the ambulance for a heart.
Judith Cargbo
Wait, it's in Spain. So he could have just been like, yeah, I'm doing my siesta right now.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
I mean, look, my guy got his whiskey, his lobster, and his massage. Drunk ass beef. And then he said, adios, mi cora.
Skyler Higley
Now, you mentioned the drink. Why is that important? Like, what kind of drink should you be drinking when you scamming?
Ashley Rae
I think the drink is important here because this is a good drink for this scam. Because I feel like a whiskey drinker who's eaten a lot of, like, fatty meat. Like, this is all staying coronary to me.
Sydney Washington
Wow, you're setting up a pattern. Like, oh, he was drinking whiskey and steak and lobster.
Ashley Rae
We looked at his order, and it was giving heart attack.
Sydney Washington
It was.
Ashley Rae
He said, extra butter.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Skyler Higley
But also, there's drinks that's like a dead giveaway that you about to scam. Like, amaretta sour. It's like, oh, no.
Ashley Rae
Oh, yeah. No.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, no.
Skyler Higley
Oh, you a baddie up to some bad.
Ashley Rae
That's a permanal drink. That's a criminal drink.
Skyler Higley
That is also.
Ashley Rae
I'm gonna go further. Long island iced tea. Why you want so many liquors in one liquor?
Skyler Higley
You want all the drink, all the drinks. You want all the drinks, all the drinks.
Ashley Rae
You want vodka, gin, raw tequila. That's a pyramid. And then you want lemon juice, and then you want some coke on top of it. Yes. I used to bartend.
Skyler Higley
I know. I was like, damn. You know the measurements and everything.
Ashley Rae
I do. I know it in Spanish too. Y'all know I'm fake espanola, okay? That's called adios, motherfucker. And that's when you put Sprite and Blue Curacao instead. I really bartended for so long, but, you know, do we approve of this scam? I just feel like I do.
Sydney Washington
Yes, absolutely.
Ashley Rae
I.
Sydney Washington
Absolutely.
Skyler Higley
I'm tired of paying for food. I'm tired of paying for food. I'm tired of feeling like, oh, if I want to get something nice, I got to save up and then go and make it a big deal. We should be having steak and shrimp and lobster every day whenever you want.
Sydney Washington
Lobster whenever you want.
Ashley Rae
Cause, like, you know what it is? It feels like food now. It feels like DJ Khaled to me. Every time I go to the grocery store, they like, yesterday's price is not today's.
Skyler Higley
Price.
Sydney Washington
Right?
Ashley Rae
And now they know it's corporate grease, so they like, what are you gonna do, starve, bitch? No. You gonna pay $12 for some eggs?
Skyler Higley
No, I'm gonna have a bacon, egg, and cheese without the egg.
Sydney Washington
Same. Cause I'm allergic to eggs, but, well.
Skyler Higley
I'm allergic to paying for stuff. So that's what that's about. That's for me.
Sydney Washington
But I feel like this takes so much skill. Cause you have to fake the heart attack where they're concerned. Enough, but not enough that somebody's grabbing the paddles and trying to electrocute you, right? Which you find that balance.
Judith Cargbo
This comes to my next question. When did I get this picture? Like, at what point To a guy doing a heart attack, you go, hey, hold up real quick. Let me get a real close p. Stop the wolfing. Stay still so we can get.
Skyler Higley
And it look like he in the back of the house. It don't feel like he in front of the restaurant. Look at the tile.
Ashley Rae
Look at the towel.
Skyler Higley
The towel is.
Sydney Washington
That is restaurant tile. That is kitchen tile.
Ashley Rae
Honestly, Skylar, you bring up a good point, because I know we film everything in today's society. Film me. But there's something to someone having a heart attack and you being like, oh, this is gonna go viral. Like, why are you taking a video?
Judith Cargbo
He ate so much cowboy.
Sydney Washington
He looks such a scammer. He's smirking. He's looking like, come on, y'all.
Ashley Rae
Wait, Somebody said it's a selfie in the crowd, right?
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Sydney Washington
I mean, it's like, he was like.
Skyler Higley
And wait, is there a selfie?
Ashley Rae
Oh, my God. I'm dead. Is that a pillow underneath him too?
Skyler Higley
Like. Like it's giving comfort. Plus, I don't know.
Judith Cargbo
He was ready.
Skyler Higley
I don't know.
Judith Cargbo
You could legit take one like that on this stage right now.
Ashley Rae
This is not giving comfort. Plus, Sydney, we both like Delta Pillow. This is G Spirit Caroline's medical treatment.
Sydney Washington
He's, like, chin up. Getting the good angle.
Ashley Rae
Like, he did stick his chin up a little bit.
Sydney Washington
Listen, I look cute. Like, y'all. Come on.
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Ashley Rae
C. We're moving on.
Sydney Washington
Yes. Yes.
Ashley Rae
All right, well, I already gave y'all a sneak peek, so you already know where we're headed, because we're in Chicago, and this is such an infamous Chicago scam. You know, we got to talk about Juicy Smoothie.
Judith Cargbo
I don't think he did anything wrong. I don't think he did anything wrong.
Ashley Rae
You know what? As a black man, I appreciate you standing on business. You standing on business, and I appreciate that. So in February, I was mad at him for that. February.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
That's Black History Month.
Skyler Higley
If you don't know Black History, Black History Month.
Sydney Washington
The coldest time we had that polar vortex. You all remember.
Judith Cargbo
Oh, that was that year. That was that year. That was a fucked up year.
Skyler Higley
He played around. He played around with it.
Sydney Washington
You will get frostbite. But you know who had to go to Subway?
Ashley Rae
And listen, the juice was loose. We've been trying.
Skyler Higley
The Juice was loose.
Ashley Rae
Y'all really trying to have O.J. after me, and I don't appreciate that. I also don't appreciate, like, we've been trying to move Black History month of June for a long time now. He couldn't wait. Okay. It's longer. It's warmer. I feel like it's blacker. Yeah. We could just. Yeah. See, yeah, that needed to sound like a black person, and I loved it. They were like, yeah, yeah.
Skyler Higley
An ally.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, I'mma be at the cookout. Yeah. Love that. So in the most disrespectful month that this Negro could ever do, this February 2019, national news and social media exploded with the news that Empire star Jussie Smollett was the victim of a violent hate crime. However, in the weeks following, it became clear that there was a little bit more to Jussie's story. It got juicy.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
So on January 29th, never forget.
Skyler Higley
You was waiting for that, huh?
Ashley Rae
Yeah. That is chamber, bro. On January 29, 2019, a day that will always live in our hearts, Jussie went to Chicago Police claiming that he was the victim of this violent hate crime. So now we're just gonna play a little video here.
Sydney Washington
Here we go.
Judith Cargbo
That.
Ashley Rae
There's no. You know, it's 2:00 in the morning. You're going to Subway Sub Zero. Subway is open 24 hours. Like, people kill me when they say things like that.
Skyler Higley
See how serious she was when she said that?
Ashley Rae
I have to pause.
Skyler Higley
That's one thing we gonna do. We gonna repeat what you said to be like. Do you hear how stupid that sounds? Do you hear it?
Sydney Washington
They're open 24 hours.
Judith Cargbo
It's open 24 hours. How is Uber Eats?
Sydney Washington
So is doordash.
Ashley Rae
Jussie, you are a rich Empire TV star, and you're telling me you took your black ass out into a polar vortex?
Sydney Washington
Polar vortex for some subway at 2am you know what?
Ashley Rae
I'm melt.
Judith Cargbo
I'm just realizing this right now. I think this was a PR campaign that failed horribly.
Ashley Rae
Oh, well, I have some tea.
Skyler Higley
Subways.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Skyler Higley
No.
Ashley Rae
You think Jared. You think Jared was.
Judith Cargbo
Yes, yes. No, no.
Sydney Washington
He had to go with Jussie.
Ashley Rae
Exactly.
Judith Cargbo
They like working with evil niggas.
Ashley Rae
Oh, my God.
Judith Cargbo
True.
Skyler Higley
You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
Sydney Washington
That's true.
Ashley Rae
Like, was he supposed to be dancing up to the subway like he was on Empire?
Sydney Washington
Like they said, make sure it's not a Panera. It has to be a Subway.
Ashley Rae
I don't know. Somebody was like, have good bread.
Skyler Higley
Firehouse has better bread than that.
Ashley Rae
Like, meatball sandwich. Go up, down, up, down, up.
Skyler Higley
Wait, wait. Is that the Mary J. Blige remix? What was that?
Ashley Rae
That's from Empire.
Sydney Washington
Listen, I watched the first season.
Ashley Rae
The first season was cute. Okay?
Sydney Washington
He has some good songs.
Ashley Rae
Like, listen, we used to make Empire meals, me and my cousin Eric, we would make a little Empire meal We would have a theme drink, like a Lucius Martini. Yeah, the names were better.
Sydney Washington
I can't remember Kids on the show. Yes, he had that one that was like, when a boy loves a boy.
Ashley Rae
Oh, oh. He was like, this the kind of song that makes a man love a man. A man love a man. A man love a man. Oh, yes, That's a J.
Sydney Washington
That's a hit.
Ashley Rae
They agenda was going real hard.
Skyler Higley
That's a song to be homophobic about. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. No, ma'am.
Ashley Rae
As gay people, we have never been trying to welcome nobody in.
Skyler Higley
It's like, shut it down.
Ashley Rae
We have literally never been like, come over here to the. The Al Jamaican ticket. Plus, we've never said that. But then that song came out and was like, this. The kind of song that makes a man love a man. And then I cut away to the audience, and it's a man, like, maybe I do want to love a man. I like it.
Sydney Washington
But then not Lucious. His father's in the corner. Like, I hate this. I'm his ass in a trash can again.
Skyler Higley
And I was right by his side. I'm like, mm, yep. Yes.
Sydney Washington
He deserves it for that.
Ashley Rae
Yo, that metaphor was deep. Okay? Kitty pool deep. So deep. So let's get back to Jussie. So just saying, it's very normal to go out into a polar vortex at.
Sydney Washington
2Am 2am for subway, the neighborhood was Streeterville. And because this is Chicago, this is.
Ashley Rae
Why we need our natives.
Sydney Washington
That means, yeah, you going out in Streeterville.
Ashley Rae
So we're gonna finish playing this damn video and see what he got to say.
Skyler Higley
Nobody laugh. Nobody laugh.
Sydney Washington
Very serious.
Ashley Rae
Technical technicality.
Judith Cargbo
He could have said he was going to Potbelly, but no, that. There's no, you know, it's 2:00 in the morning.
Skyler Higley
You're going to subway.
Ashley Rae
Sub zero is open 24 hours. Like, people kill me when they say things like that. Because it's like, subway is open 24 hours for a reason. So that when you hungry at night.
Skyler Higley
And you ain't got, you go to.
Ashley Rae
Subway, the camera facing north. How is that my issue?
Judith Cargbo
He is so mad.
Sydney Washington
He's insane.
Ashley Rae
He knew he was lying.
Skyler Higley
Like, the way his explanation was, no, you. No, you.
Ashley Rae
It's open, though.
Judith Cargbo
It's open. It was open 24 hours. He was almost as mad as that R. Kelly interview where it's 24 hours.
Ashley Rae
I'm fighting for my life. Why is Gayle King getting all the criminals? Gayle King knows how To Gaslight. A criminal.
Skyler Higley
Real good.
Ashley Rae
She's like, I learned it from Oprah. Oprah was giving out cars under her seats. Gail's like, you get a sentence. You get a sentence. You get a sentence. Oh, goodness gracious. So we're moving on. So around 2am Jesse left his apartment building to walk to Subway. Subway sponsor the show. We've said Subway so many times.
Skyler Higley
But how? You the star of a show and you're like, I'm gonna use my legs and go there and join somewhere and get food. I'll get somebody else to fetch my sandwich.
Ashley Rae
I don't know. Listen, Britney Spears was going to the bathroom barefoot, everywhere, all the time. Some people wanna be regular.
Skyler Higley
What an example.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Skyler Higley
Would it be regular?
Sydney Washington
Yeah. Justin needed to feel a little closer to the people you want. Like us normal Chicago people who go to subway at 2am in a polar vortex. The common Chicago experience. He just wanted a little bit of that.
Skyler Higley
You go to Subway, to him, that's a dare giveaway. As soon as we get money, we delegating shit to everybody. Nah. Go get that from me.
Ashley Rae
Nah.
Skyler Higley
Handle my light work. Nah, I can't. I can't use my hands.
Sydney Washington
This. This is peak Uber Eats Doordash. Like, what are you trying to tell me, Jussie? Come on.
Ashley Rae
He was looking for a different footlong. Oh, my goodness.
Judith Cargbo
Okay.
Ashley Rae
Wow.
Skyler Higley
He said he was looking for a different footlong.
Ashley Rae
Yo. The Chicago crowd came in hot.
Skyler Higley
Oh, no.
Ashley Rae
Now he was looking for a different footlong.
Skyler Higley
Still at 2am I'm not gonna be on foot for dick. I'm sorry, that's not happening.
Ashley Rae
That's just.
Skyler Higley
That's not happening.
Sydney Washington
Sir, it doesn't matter what sexuality you are.
Skyler Higley
I'm not walking to get the dick.
Ashley Rae
So you wouldn't eat fresh?
Skyler Higley
No, no. I'll take some stale D before I get on my feet and walk somewhere.
Ashley Rae
At 2am No, I might eat fresh. I might eat fresh.
Judith Cargbo
Also cold as hell. Your tongue's gonna stick to the dick in that cold.
Ashley Rae
I said eat. What do you think that meant?
Skyler Higley
Oh.
Sydney Washington
What oh?
Skyler Higley
You talking about the other dark meat?
Sydney Washington
Yeah. You don't know nothing about that. I guess.
Skyler Higley
The other gay.
Ashley Rae
The other gay robbery.
Skyler Higley
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Ashley Rae
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Ashley Rae
And fraud. So around 2am he leaves. He goes to subway. On his walk back, he said that he was approached by two men near a Lowe's hotel wearing masks and yelling racial and homophobic slurs. Shouting this is MAGA country.
Sydney Washington
Chicago, Juniorville, Chicago, Illinois.
Judith Cargbo
Maga country.
Sydney Washington
This.
Ashley Rae
Maga country.
Judith Cargbo
You know how every year they got the Puerto Ricans driving the MAGA flags down the street? Yeah, MAGA country. Humboldt park. It's crazy with them.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, we love Trump here.
Ashley Rae
So Jussie said that his attackers poured an unknown chemical substance on him and that at one point, one of them wrapped a rope around his neck.
Judith Cargbo
Starts to get a little sexy. Starts to get a little sexy.
Sydney Washington
It's like, just come.
Skyler Higley
Was there also a writer's strike during that time? Because who the fuck put that together? That's just two layered of bad, right, Jesse?
Judith Cargbo
You gotta get notes. Pick one, you gotta get notes.
Sydney Washington
It's just. It's not realistic.
Ashley Rae
He says that he fought them off and he ran in one direction. Oh, sorry. They ran in one direction. I don't know what direction it is. He just said they ran in one direction.
Sydney Washington
No, Harry Styles, Justin Vampire, such an amazing fighter.
Ashley Rae
And after the incident, he went back into his apartment with the noose still around his neck and his business manager called the police. Now, I have to pause here because there's something that's not included here. There's several weird things. We're gonna get to them. But in some other reports that I read, one of the quotes was, hey, you're that nigga from Empire. And I thought to myself, maga town.
Skyler Higley
Racist ain't watching no Empire, baby.
Ashley Rae
They are watching Empire. They're watching Cookie and Lucious Lyons.
Sydney Washington
I mean, Taraji is just that talented.
Ashley Rae
Now, Taraji is a queen. She got.
Judith Cargbo
Damn it.
Ashley Rae
You can watch Taraji. She done Benjamin Button. She done Baby Boy. You can watch Taraji a lot of places. She's a clean.
Sydney Washington
A lot of places. They not watching her in that podcast.
Ashley Rae
She mainstream. But you telling me Cookie?
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
And Lucious.
Judith Cargbo
God damn it, I hate these niggers, but I sure do love me some Empire. God damn it. I heard it's a. It's based on King Lear.
Sydney Washington
But they're black.
Ashley Rae
Listen. And so is secession, which is why I say secession is just white Empire. Okay, what are they doing fighting for Daddy Co. Let's be serious. They just using more stock terminology to confuse y'all. But it's Empire. Okay?
Skyler Higley
Now, wait.
Ashley Rae
The dad even did a coma, just like Lucious did. Same show.
Skyler Higley
Wait, more importantly, right, It's a polar vortex, right? So you're not wearing a North Face bubble jacket. You don't have no hat, no layers, no nothing. Your face is hitting the elements, and they recognize you. You said what?
Ashley Rae
Men don't wear coats in Chicago. We're hearing men don't wear coats in Chicago.
Skyler Higley
That's crazy.
Sydney Washington
That is true.
Ashley Rae
Y'all. Y'all gotta let that toxic masculinity go. Real men let that. Is it gay to be warm? Yo, my guy, is it gay to be warm? Yeah, it's super gay to be warm.
Judith Cargbo
A lot of men freezing to death out here.
Skyler Higley
That's the manliest thing a man can.
Sydney Washington
Do is freeze to death.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, yeah.
Judith Cargbo
I ain't no bitch, bro. I'm just gonna die right here. Froze.
Sydney Washington
But wait, what about, like, going to sleep, bro?
Judith Cargbo
You get warm at the end.
Skyler Higley
No, but what about letting the snow hit your face? I feel like that's gay.
Sydney Washington
That's gay.
Ashley Rae
What?
Skyler Higley
You look. What is you as a man, letting ice hit your lip outside.
Sydney Washington
Like, I'm sorry, you as a brother.
Skyler Higley
Why would you.
Ashley Rae
Out here swallowing disguise kids, right?
Skyler Higley
Yes, yes. Like, this is why you are the host of this. This is amazing.
Ashley Rae
Wow, y'all got me acting ignorant as hell. Good Lord, we gotta make it through here. So, Ashley, I know you want to point to these things. So, like I was saying before, I'm gonna reiterate. So after the incident, he goes back to his apartment, noose still around his neck, and his business manager calls the police.
Judith Cargbo
You can't take the noose off. I'm gonna tell you, take the noose off me.
Sydney Washington
The first thing I'm doing is taking the nose.
Judith Cargbo
Anytime ever, anything happens to me, my first priority at all times, is there a rope around my neck?
Sydney Washington
If no, I'm good.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Sydney Washington
If. Yes.
Skyler Higley
Oh, no.
Sydney Washington
You gotta get this off of here. That's How I'm running through the next video, but Jesse was like rubber on my neck.
Judith Cargbo
Right?
Sydney Washington
Things are good.
Judith Cargbo
Him just walking him.
Sydney Washington
Things are okay.
Ashley Rae
Oh, man.
Sydney Washington
Can't wait to.
Ashley Rae
No. Skyler, why are you doing this?
Skyler Higley
No, no.
Sydney Washington
Oh, my God. You don't need to. We know what we can imagine.
Skyler Higley
No, but you never gotten in the house and sat down, and you just been in your coat for, like, 25 minutes. You're like, nah, wait, hold on.
Ashley Rae
I need to.
Judith Cargbo
I suck at him.
Ashley Rae
He acted like when you pull into the garage or, like, your parking spot, and then you just sitting on your phone scrolling for a little bit, he was like, I gotta keep the noose.
Skyler Higley
Off for a little bit.
Ashley Rae
And he later said that he removed the noose, but then put it back on his neck because he wanted police to see what had happened to him.
Skyler Higley
Sounds like a lie. Yeah, sounds like a lie.
Ashley Rae
I just feel like you could hold.
Sydney Washington
The news and be like, hey, this was around me.
Ashley Rae
Now, more important question.
Judith Cargbo
Oh, you need a visual aid. I need to just.
Skyler Higley
Now, hold on. So the business manager was there. Why didn't he go get the sandwich?
Ashley Rae
Listen, the congregation is lit tonight.
Sydney Washington
You're like, exactly.
Ashley Rae
I heard her preach on. Okay, come on, Pastor. Take your time.
Sydney Washington
Exactly.
Skyler Higley
Now, what did the business manager look like? Was he. Was he this or this? Cause if he was this, he sure enough should have been on foot getting some footlong.
Ashley Rae
I do not know. I do not know.
Sydney Washington
Listen, is that the video?
Ashley Rae
Okay, yeah, we're about to. So we're about to look at the incident video. Okay, now, y. Uh. Now y'all checking me yours. All right, though. Okay, but you were right, though.
Skyler Higley
Wait, should you be on t. Okay, Bishop.
Ashley Rae
Okay, Bishop.
Sydney Washington
The whole time he was like, does she notice? Does she know that she was.
Judith Cargbo
She skipped a slide.
Sydney Washington
Somebody has to say the whole thing's gonna be ruined.
Ashley Rae
White gloves after the show.
Sydney Washington
Okay, Bishop, wait, wait. Get them a drink.
Ashley Rae
You gotta collect tithes and offerings.
Sydney Washington
Thanks.
Ashley Rae
All right, so the incidents. Is there anything inside the apartment?
Skyler Higley
Okay, I can't see what he look like.
Ashley Rae
Want to kiss something again? So maybe he is white.
Skyler Higley
It's giving. It's giving. Beige for sure. Alabaster. Oh, no, that's.
Ashley Rae
Oh, that's Jussie.
Skyler Higley
That's Jussie.
Ashley Rae
Okay.
Sydney Washington
With a string around his neck. That's j.
Ashley Rae
That's not what I. I thought the noose was going to look like.
Sydney Washington
That's the loosest noose I've ever.
Ashley Rae
It looked like a tampon. Like, if you pull one out, the Applicator.
Skyler Higley
It's giving Halloween adventure.
Ashley Rae
Like, it don't even.
Skyler Higley
It doesn't feel like a real noob.
Judith Cargbo
Also to point out, they just had the noose on them.
Sydney Washington
Okay.
Ashley Rae
Okay, okay. Now I feel like his apartment could be better lit.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, yeah, it's poorly lit.
Skyler Higley
It's given a starter apartment as well.
Ashley Rae
It's giving millennial grave. And I have millennial grave. Hard wood.
Skyler Higley
Yeah, it's.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
What was that?
Sydney Washington
One sink? He ain't got two sinks.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Sydney Washington
Tiny ass thing.
Judith Cargbo
Not you judging people based on sinks.
Sydney Washington
Holy.
Judith Cargbo
Listen, you are not coming to my apartment sink.
Ashley Rae
That's not a farm sink. How you gonna bust a stud in that? Like, what are you like?
Sydney Washington
Well, that's why you have to go to Subway, cuz he ain't cooking and cleaning in that kitchen. That sink is too small.
Skyler Higley
And that's why we were striking y'all. They were not paying the actors properly.
Sydney Washington
Katie MC should be had to afford two sinks.
Ashley Rae
So after talking to the police, Jussie went to a nearby hospital where he was treated for minor cuts and bruises. At first, police were unable to find camera footage of the attack, despite it occurring in, like, a highly trafficked with plenty of cameras nearby. Jussie also declined to give police his phone to help with the investigation.
Sydney Washington
That's not surprising.
Ashley Rae
Okay, I'm not giving the police my phone. I could literally get hit over the head with a brick and robbed for everything I have. And the police come and are like, ma'am, give us your phone so we can help you. I'd be like, hell, no. Ow. Absolutely not. Get away from me. They went that way. Like, I'm not giving you my phone so you can get in my phone. And then now I'm the criminal.
Judith Cargbo
Right?
Ashley Rae
The last time I called the police on an intrusion of people that lived with me at the time, we don't.
Skyler Higley
Got any of that.
Ashley Rae
But they turned on my black ass because I was the darkest one there. And they were like, you must be the problem. And I was like, I. I called you.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah, I got robbed. My apartment, like, got broken into and robbed. And it was so obviously, like, what would happen. But as soon as the police pulled up and saw this, they was like, oh. I immediately saw them, like, stop trying.
Sydney Washington
Like, they pulled up and they were.
Judith Cargbo
Like, oh, yeah, What'd you lose?
Sydney Washington
All right, bye.
Ashley Rae
What year was this? Was it.
Judith Cargbo
This was 2019.
Sydney Washington
Same year as Jesse.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Yeah. See? So maybe that's why he was trying.
Sydney Washington
To make a point for you.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah. Oh, beautiful.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, beautiful.
Ashley Rae
I'm sorry, that might be his fault.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, exactly.
Ashley Rae
So moving into this video. So when I saw this video, I hit the group chat and I said, okay, y'all, I think that nigga lying. And this is the video that took me there. So now we can do our encore. I'm gonna play it one more time, and I'm gonna turn up the volume so that you guys can really.
Sydney Washington
We need captions on there.
Ashley Rae
What is being said? We need captions.
Sydney Washington
Get the captions.
Ashley Rae
Here we go. I'm going to go back 1. Go forward 1. Play it 1 more time. I'm the gay Tupac.
Sydney Washington
So now we can do our own accord.
Judith Cargbo
Tupac was the gay Tupac.
Sydney Washington
He right. Oh, Jada wrote all about it in her book.
Ashley Rae
Wow.
Sydney Washington
Not.
Ashley Rae
Jada wrote all about it in her book. She did. Listen, y'all, don't buy Will and Jada's damn books, okay? I mean, we done read them all on Twitter, but we gotta buy em now. I'm a support.
Sydney Washington
It's like, girl, what's in the book? It's all on the red table.
Judith Cargbo
What could you possibly tell us?
Ashley Rae
So this was a concert that he did maybe less than a week after the attack. And he said that he didn't go to the hospital, but he went to a doctor and they cleared him to perform. So he was in Los Angeles. I was in Los Angeles. That's where I live. And did you go to the show?
Skyler Higley
I know what doctor he went to. He went to them nurses who was giving those fake ass. Fake ass.
Sydney Washington
They was like, 200 bucks, we'll clear you.
Ashley Rae
They said, we gonna give you the gay Tupac treatment.
Sydney Washington
250. We'll say it was a racism. Yeah, that's what you need.
Ashley Rae
Oh, my goodness. So, yeah, this weirded me out. I was like, why would you do this? Like, why would you say this? This is bizarre. So after talking with police, Jesse went to the nearby hospital, did all that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Skyler Higley
Right.
Judith Cargbo
So did he rap on that show? Why?
Ashley Rae
I don't know.
Judith Cargbo
I don't like what kind of trauma.
Sydney Washington
He did an album or like. He did an album or like a video or something around the same time. Yeah, but a song.
Ashley Rae
Like, Some of me. Some of my music.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Spelled sum.
Sydney Washington
It was like, yeah, we're going to get to.
Ashley Rae
We're going to get to some things. We're gonna cruise control here.
Skyler Higley
It was like some of me lying. That's what was called.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Judith Cargbo
Some of me parentheses lying.
Sydney Washington
Some of my lies.
Ashley Rae
Some of my lies. Sum. So on February 13, 2019, police announced that they had arrested two persons of interest. And this is Ambiola Osandario and Ola Binjo. Osundario is giving Omonaija. If you know, you know. Yes. They're from Nigeria. That's one of the main scam captives.
Sydney Washington
He is giving Nigeria.
Ashley Rae
Not that woo. Now represent. Okay, okay, okay. Now, the way you said that, I felt a little scared how you had said it. Listen, I love Foo Foo. Okay? I don't want no. I don't want no beef.
Sydney Washington
Oh, my God.
Ashley Rae
Omo Niger. Okay? I might be Igboo. I don't know.
Skyler Higley
Judith, Judith, do the cuts.
Sydney Washington
Judith.
Ashley Rae
I was stolen and brought to America, so I do not know. Judy. Okay, listen. No, the way she said that it was giving, it was giving. Nigerian.
Sydney Washington
She was like, I'm Nigerian.
Ashley Rae
Now, I'm gonna speed through some details here. Cause do you see how thick these cue cards are? We gotta get moving. It's 8:40. So Ambiola and Ola Benjo. Did I say that right?
Sydney Washington
No, I didn't think so.
Ashley Rae
Hola, Benja.
Skyler Higley
Okay.
Ashley Rae
Hola, Binga. I said ja.
Skyler Higley
Girl, you gotta get to do a nigga on here. Cause I don't know.
Ashley Rae
You say it, God damn it.
Sydney Washington
Get it on the microphone.
Ashley Rae
Read both of these names. Abimballa Osundaro and Ola Benjo Sundero. Thank you. Listen, if you don't know how to do it, find somebody else who can't.
Sydney Washington
Who can't. Thank you.
Ashley Rae
I'mma call him O and A after this because I'm never going to get that right, but thank you so much, Queen. So, yeah, give it up for her. Oh, Monetra. Yes. So O and B were arrested as two persons of interest. Okay. When their home was raided, police found Empire Scripts.
Sydney Washington
As we all have in our home. Okay.
Skyler Higley
And.
Sydney Washington
Yes. And.
Skyler Higley
Yeah, I'm exhausted.
Ashley Rae
A phone and a black mask. It was then discovered that one of the brothers worked on the set of Empire with Jussie as an extra, and even sometimes went to the gym with Juicy Jussie. Had police gained access to Jussie's phone, they would have also discovered that he had called one of the brothers just hours before the attack. Attack. Now get a burner, Jussie. Damn right. So the brothers were eventually interrogated and released without charges upon. Pardon me. Upon the discovery of new evidence following their release, Jussie's legal team released a statement saying that he was angered and devastated to discover that he knew his alleged attackers.
Judith Cargbo
Wow. It's so crazy that he knew Them. And they were so racist.
Sydney Washington
Right? These two Nigerian men were so maga country.
Skyler Higley
I love that. He's method. He's a method actor. He's stay in scene for sure.
Ashley Rae
So the letter police then revealed that they had a reason to believe that Jussie in fact hired the brothers to stage the attack on him. Jussie denied all claims and told the cast of Empire. I would never do this to any of you. You are my family. I swear to God, I did not do this. Bitch.
Skyler Higley
Lacey. Did he pay them through cash app?
Sydney Washington
You know he did.
Ashley Rae
This is where I'll reveal my little secret. I was shooting Better Call Saul in. In Arizona and ain't shit to do in Arizona, but look at them Sandia mountains and go to work. And so we had run into an actor. I'll keep his name anonymous. So he was on this show. And me and my co star, we had to fly in a couple weeks to shoot this episode. Did any of you guys know this episode? A hooker named Honeydew.
Skyler Higley
Legendary. Legendary.
Ashley Rae
Thank you, boo. I see you, Queen. You and your friend. Okay, y'all lit. So we went to dinner a bunch because it's like, what else are you gonna do? And that was the time where all of this was happening. It was 2019. And he told us that on set, like, it had gotten so toxic that, like, Terrence Howard did not want to be anywhere near Jussie. Like.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah, he needs a quiet space to do his fake math.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Got really tense. And so these are the men. Bcw.
Skyler Higley
These are.
Judith Cargbo
You.
Skyler Higley
Hired them for that? Wow. Wow.
Ashley Rae
They.
Skyler Higley
They.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Skyler Higley
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
That's why I'm saying why he paying $5 for a foot long when he already had it?
Skyler Higley
I see it. I mean, no. God is good. Yes.
Sydney Washington
That's what the streets were saying.
Skyler Higley
Wow.
Sydney Washington
Their relationship wasn't just about this, but.
Ashley Rae
So it was then discovered that a week before the attack, a suspicious letter was sent to Empire Studios addressed to Jesse. It included a crude drawing of someone being shot as well as homophobic slurs made from magazine cutouts.
Judith Cargbo
Yup.
Sydney Washington
Because it's 1952, actually.
Ashley Rae
Uh huh.
Sydney Washington
And that's the best way to do it. Still is. Magazine cutouts.
Ashley Rae
Like, this is the goofiest ransom note. Like, really? You really win. And you got a Essence. You got a.
Sydney Washington
You gotta heat up a few magazines. But you know what you can't just do?
Ashley Rae
You got a O magazine.
Skyler Higley
You cut out the O, you got a O.
Judith Cargbo
But here's the thing about that. It's nice to craft. It's A fun afternoon.
Sydney Washington
Everyone should have a hobby.
Judith Cargbo
You got your glue stick out.
Sydney Washington
Yeah. Your scissors.
Ashley Rae
You went and got. You went to Joann's Fabrics to do some goofy ass shit.
Skyler Higley
Now wait, is he saying that the guys that he hired.
Ashley Rae
He's saying that. So basically the letter in quotes came from the Maga enthusiast Nigerian bodybuilders who attacked him at 2am while he was on his way to Subway to eat fresh.
Sydney Washington
And they're open 24 hours for a reason. For a reason.
Ashley Rae
And they put a noose on him. And they also poured bleach on them. Because you know how when you're a racist, you walk around at 2am in.
Sydney Washington
A polar with bleach?
Judith Cargbo
I hope someone from Empire shows up. I swear, if any of the cast of Empire shows up as her gay one.
Sydney Washington
G.
Ashley Rae
And you know how when you're a. A MAGA racist and you love crafts, so you definitely like cut out letters.
Sydney Washington
And you work for.
Ashley Rae
And then you. And then you figure out where the Empire office is.
Sydney Washington
Yes.
Ashley Rae
And you mail them a threatening letter because this is all stuff that you do.
Sydney Washington
And also this was like later season Empire when people didn't care about the show anymore.
Skyler Higley
Just.
Ashley Rae
So who's somebody fault?
Skyler Higley
I want to know where these young Nigerian Magnum guys are. What are they doing? What are they. I'm gay, but I'm not blind. Like, I'm just. I'm trying to figure out where they hang out at. I mean, where they be at, where they do that at. That's what I want to know.
Sydney Washington
For a friend.
Skyler Higley
I'm asking for a friend.
Ashley Rae
Judith. Title of the episode. That is the title of the episode.
Sydney Washington
Right, right. I just want to make sure I don't run into them. I'm scared.
Ashley Rae
Yeah. Just to protect y'all. Just to protect. Yeah.
Sydney Washington
Just to stay safe.
Ashley Rae
So let's get moving here. So what? Oh, no. But they weren't in the subway. They was beating him up outside of it.
Sydney Washington
He never.
Skyler Higley
Subway adjacent.
Ashley Rae
Beat up setup spots. Oh, oh, okay. You know the tea. Okay.
Sydney Washington
It's Streeterville.
Ashley Rae
We'll talk after the show.
Judith Cargbo
They should put a little plaque outside that subway.
Sydney Washington
They should. Here is where Dusty Smollett.
Ashley Rae
I want a fucking bench. I want a bench.
Judith Cargbo
This is the Jussie Smollett Memorial, Solway.
Sydney Washington
The Jussie Smollett Memorial.
Skyler Higley
Yo.
Ashley Rae
Well, you know how much episode we got left? God damn.
Skyler Higley
None.
Ashley Rae
These people have jobs to go to. Y'all ain't going nowhere tomorrow.
Skyler Higley
Y'all.
Sydney Washington
Y'all ain't working tomorrow. It's Friday downstairs. It's a Friday before Thanksgiving. Y'all don't got to do anything.
Ashley Rae
Police later, if you can even remember what we were talking about. Police later found the magazine that was used to make the cutouts in Jussie's brother's apartment. He didn't throw the shit away.
Judith Cargbo
Nigga, pull up.
Skyler Higley
What did his brother look like? Pull him up. I want to see what he look like.
Ashley Rae
I don't know what he looked like.
Sydney Washington
He's one of the Lesser smolets.
Ashley Rae
It's like 30 of them.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, it's a Lesser Smollett. You know it's not. Yeah, it's a Lesser Smollet.
Ashley Rae
Something like him.
Sydney Washington
Yeah. It's not the one from Eve's Bayou. And it's not.
Skyler Higley
That's what I was going to ask.
Sydney Washington
I was like, is it one of the other ones?
Ashley Rae
So the letter also included a suspicious powder, which a HAZMAT team determined to be aspirin. Oh, no.
Skyler Higley
So he was trying to give.
Ashley Rae
Okay, so, Ashley, you were right. He was giving throwback because he gave us anthrax. Anthrax?
Sydney Washington
Justin, that's too many things. You can't have a noose letters, anthrax, they're beating you up at 2am that's exactly right.
Skyler Higley
How old is Jussie? How old is he?
Judith Cargbo
That's overrided.
Ashley Rae
He might be a vampire. Because how could we know? These are all different. Anthrax.
Sydney Washington
Jussie in 2019.
Ashley Rae
Just a silver bullet. Are you a vampire? What's happening?
Sydney Washington
You know how.
Skyler Higley
You know how, like, TBS does, like, a remake of, like, a documentary? Like, that's all those things that he pulled together.
Judith Cargbo
He seems like he Googled, like. Like, how to behave crime.
Skyler Higley
Yeah. Yep.
Sydney Washington
And then he picked every single result. Every result. He was like, let's do that one.
Judith Cargbo
You gotta do that one, bro. That's why he's not a writer.
Ashley Rae
No one was ever like, let's reel it back, Jesse. Like, maybe. I think we have enough.
Skyler Higley
Oh, no.
Sydney Washington
He was like, no notes. No notes.
Skyler Higley
His business manager wasn't like, all right, let's take the bleach out, man. Can we take the bleach out?
Ashley Rae
We need the bleach. We need the anthrax also. That's two chemicals. So that's a hat on a hat. Like, let's do the bleach or the anthrax.
Judith Cargbo
Classic writing advice. You gotta kill your darlings. You gotta not keep all the shit that you want to keep.
Ashley Rae
Yes. And as writers, we know, like, there's jokes that get Killed. And he should have killed. At least bleach or anthrax.
Sydney Washington
And he also had a loose.
Ashley Rae
Y'all familiar with the area? Are there hella trees around there?
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
No. Everyone says no.
Sydney Washington
No, there's revealed.
Skyler Higley
No.
Sydney Washington
Where were they?
Ashley Rae
No, that's just not even logistically sound.
Sydney Washington
And also, going to get subway at 2am Makes me feel bad for you, too. So that's also also like.
Ashley Rae
Yes. Subway, 2am and you're waiting outside of me near the subway. Like, what? It's just.
Skyler Higley
Honestly, can we just admit that these brothers are just too fine to be doing any of that? I just don't believe that these hot men had nothing out to do. They had no backs to be banging out.
Sydney Washington
No, they're just.
Skyler Higley
Just getting roping, bleaching outside. And Subway.
Sydney Washington
Like, these two men have never stepped into Joann's fabric. They don't know what a glue stick is. Look at that.
Ashley Rae
When you have a eight pack, you've never heard of El Paso? Those guys look, they are too sexy to do.
Sydney Washington
They are not touching a magazine.
Skyler Higley
Yeah, they look like those are the type of guys that hook up with you and then, like, after, they don't get you a wet rag or nothing. They just let it. They just let it marinate.
Sydney Washington
They just don't. You're welcome.
Ashley Rae
Judith. Judith.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, Judith. Do that work that way? That is too personal.
Ashley Rae
That's too personal. Just on behalf of everyone, I'm so sorry. Mostly of me.
Skyler Higley
Where are my good Christians at?
Ashley Rae
Where are the good Christian gays?
Sydney Washington
Amen.
Ashley Rae
Amen. Amen. Hallelujah.
Sydney Washington
Amen.
Skyler Higley
Come on, Tambourine hand.
Ashley Rae
Come on. You know what it is, right?
Sydney Washington
Won't he do it?
Ashley Rae
Won't he do it? Won't he do it? Will he? Won't he? And won't he do it? Amen. Okay, my mama hears you. I can't be doing too much misquoting of scripture. She gonna cuss me out. She. See, she's just saying something. All right, so the letter. Anonymous sources then came forward to claim that Jussie was upset that he didn't get a bigger reaction from the letter, so he staged the attack. So the letter came before the attack. Okay, well, you know what? I like that he tried something small.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, he didn't want to go full attack.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, he didn't want to go.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, he wanted to be realistic. Let's do a letter. Like, people are watching empire in its 18th season. Let's, like, really get me.
Ashley Rae
I kind of like that. And then he's, like, ambitious enough to be like, you know what? Let's try again.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah. He's like, we got to go bigger. He just overshot. You got to do a big.
Skyler Higley
You got to go bigger. And then he got them two men's over there. They big as hell, y'all.
Ashley Rae
I.
Skyler Higley
Look, I'm telling you, they was working.
Ashley Rae
He overshot it. You know what, Ashley? You make a good point. He started with the letter and was like, this is tame. This is cute. It's creepy. I cut out the letters. I got the Elmer's. But then he was like, huh? I sent that letter a week ago. And nobody's like, nobody even cares. Like, nobody's, like, trying to protect me.
Sydney Washington
Nobody even cares.
Ashley Rae
Give me the celebrity NYPD hotline or anything, Right? Okay. But then he went, like, full blown.
Judith Cargbo
Now we got the shadows.
Ashley Rae
He skipped a step.
Sydney Washington
He was like, the shadow room didn't even write about the letters. We gotta up the game. Like, yeah.
Ashley Rae
So we're gonna wrap this up. So.
Skyler Higley
But I will say, this is like a new what you want genre where you get two men.
Ashley Rae
Hate crime, fake hate crime, hate crime, pornhub. Y'all are sick. Too many people are. Set me up. Y'all set me up to say that. That's not me. That was not me.
Skyler Higley
That was the Juicy.
Ashley Rae
People are snapping. Juicy made me say it. Shortly after, the most damning piece of evidence came out. A $3,500 check sent from Juicy to the brothers. It was dated January 23rd. Not him. Dating the crime.
Skyler Higley
Check.
Ashley Rae
Five. Five week nutritional workout plan. And then it says in parentheses, don't go. So then we have.
Sydney Washington
I would get nutritional information.
Ashley Rae
Oh, yeah. So that was the ransom letter. Sorry, I withheld that with the drawing and everything.
Judith Cargbo
Bro, you didn't tell me about the drawing.
Sydney Washington
Yes, there's a whole drawing of them being, like, punched. Punched by a tree or something. And then there's a floating gun that's shooting him.
Ashley Rae
Yes. So my bad. I forgot that there was actually photo evidence of this. It's giving, like, write it with your left hand if you're a righty.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Write it with your right hand if you're a lefty. So it looks real deranged, y'all. Look at the little gun. How do we feel about the little.
Skyler Higley
Gun in the corner? PE.
Ashley Rae
PE Is giving. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
Judith Cargbo
This looks like it was sent by Dennis the Menace.
Sydney Washington
And in the drawing, mini Jesse does have a noose around his little neck.
Ashley Rae
Oh, wait, they did put a noose on.
Sydney Washington
There's a little. Yeah, there's A little noose. So they were like. We're telling you, it looks more like.
Ashley Rae
A statement necklace in the photo, but it is a news.
Skyler Higley
This is a. This is maddening.
Ashley Rae
Yes. All right, so.
Skyler Higley
Oh, those are the brothers.
Sydney Washington
I want to see this video.
Judith Cargbo
This is the best video.
Ashley Rae
In addition to the check, police had acquired surveillance footage of the brothers buying rope and red MAGA hat shortly before the attack. Now, where do you get one of those in store? Because I thought that was an online thing. Yeah, you have to order that. You can get it.
Ambimbola Osundaro
We waited for Jesse to come before we attacked him. So we got here with 10 minutes to spare.
Skyler Higley
Girl, they filmed this for Tubi. I can't.
Ambimbola Osundaro
To survey the land. This building is actually right here, right above the stairs that we're going to attack them at. We made sure we got there at 2. 2am sharp.
Ashley Rae
On the dot. On the dot.
Ambimbola Osundaro
Want us to bring any phones? He said, so we don't lose them. I don't know if that's really the reason, but you can deduce your own.
Ashley Rae
Reason so your cell phone doesn't ping on a tower.
Ambimbola Osundaro
He was nowhere to be.
Ashley Rae
That was smart.
Ambimbola Osundaro
So we were like, damn, what do we do? We didn't have no way of contacting him. He had no way of contacting us. So we waited him for about, what, four minutes?
Ashley Rae
Okay, listen, I'm going to finish playing this video and we have to move on. But I just have to point out that one, I think Jesse did a smart thing. Don't bring your cell phones. They'll ping on towers. That's brilliant. If you're going to do a crime, don't bring your cell phone. It'll ping on a tower. But also, I just love that they're so dedicated to their work. They were like, well, I guess we're just going to wait out here in the cold.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah.
Sydney Washington
I also just want to point out some people said, oh, there aren't trees. Clearly a tree right next to them. And yes, it is a tree. So little Jussie could have stood up. But that doesn't make the fear any less.
Ashley Rae
Wait, now we gotta look at the tree again.
Sydney Washington
Truly, he could have just gotten on his. He could have just got on his knees, stood up and been okay. But the fear is still there. Is this tree shorter than me? That doesn't matter.
Ashley Rae
It is giving banzai. It's giving banzai.
Sydney Washington
It is like he was trying to.
Ashley Rae
Hook it up to the bonsai. Like they really tried to kill your favorite bitch. Yeah, yeah. No, not on the Bonsai.
Skyler Higley
The brother in the turtleneck don't want to be there.
Ashley Rae
He's like.
Skyler Higley
He was like, I'm not be here for my brother.
Ashley Rae
This is where there's the evil one and the good one.
Skyler Higley
Yeah, no, I heard they both evil.
Ashley Rae
Oh, one got 37 kids. That's not the evil one.
Skyler Higley
No, they both evil. They. They. I heard they be tag teaming and pretending they. Oh, no, that's assault.
Ashley Rae
You can't sister. Sister people in real life. That's terrible.
Judith Cargbo
That's why. Okay, never a twin.
Sydney Washington
And I live by that too.
Ambimbola Osundaro
Yeah, I do have no way of contacting him. He had no way of contacting us. So we waited here for about what, four minutes? It was about four minutes, but it felt like forever because it was cold.
Ashley Rae
Did they say 4 minutes?
Sydney Washington
4 minutes and it felt like forever.
Ambimbola Osundaro
Let's go.
Ashley Rae
They are very impatient. Four minutes.
Skyler Higley
Wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait, wait.
Sydney Washington
Lacey. Is he serious?
Skyler Higley
Is he serious?
Judith Cargbo
This is beautiful.
Ashley Rae
That can't. That can't.
Skyler Higley
No, no, no, no.
Ashley Rae
At first I was like, how could.
Skyler Higley
These fine men be caught up? And then to see the walk. Oh, no, no, no. They deserve all of it. All of the mess.
Sydney Washington
All of it. They did it. They did that.
Skyler Higley
What was that?
Ashley Rae
That's all goofy ass walk, you know. Listen, fucking goofballs. Why they toddling along? We're here to do some crime. How y'all gonna be munchkins for crime.
Skyler Higley
Like, bro, you know what happened? They got the Zara Chelsea boots and they too small for them.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, too small.
Skyler Higley
And you know when it's hitting the.
Sydney Washington
Big, they fit tight.
Skyler Higley
Yeah, you off kilter. That's what they said.
Sydney Washington
If you don't size up.
Ashley Rae
But do what he do. We're here to do some hate crack to you.
Skyler Higley
C5 foe scam.
Ashley Rae
What do you.
Skyler Higley
Girl, we never finishing this.
Ashley Rae
We're going to be here tomorrow.
Sydney Washington
We are truly going to be there all night.
Ashley Rae
Good Lord Jesus, we are okay.
Skyler Higley
Oh, my God.
Ambimbola Osundaro
As we cross the street. We said hey. To get his attention.
Ashley Rae
Hey.
Sydney Washington
We said hey Looked at us and.
Ambimbola Osundaro
That'S when we started yelling the famous slurs. He wanted us to yell, hey.
Ashley Rae
Aren't you that empire.
Skyler Higley
There's no way they're good in bed. There's no way that's.
Ashley Rae
They have to be good in bed. You have to be good at something. You have to be good at something.
Ambimbola Osundaro
And then that's when I threw the first punch at him.
Sydney Washington
He is airplane.
Ambimbola Osundaro
And we started tussling.
Skyler Higley
We are getting a Rory reenactment.
Sydney Washington
I love it.
Ambimbola Osundaro
Don't just beat my ass. Make it look like I'm fighting back and whatnot. So we did that, and then I threw him to the ground.
Ashley Rae
I stand by that back. Give me some licks in. Give me some licks.
Sydney Washington
Gay Tupac would fight back.
Ashley Rae
Yes, yes.
Ambimbola Osundaro
And while after I threw him to the ground, I. He had no bruise. I wanted it to look more real. So then I threw him to the dedication. After I threw him to the ground, I used my.
Judith Cargbo
These wide shots. This is cinema.
Ashley Rae
Oh, my God. What was that?
Judith Cargbo
And I gave him the nookie. I went by object work.
Ambimbola Osundaro
Really did get his ass beat, straight up.
Judith Cargbo
I appreciate the object work so much. He like, I was. I got him look like a. He was giving us.
Ashley Rae
Wait, Skyler, I'm going to keep standing up. I want to give this to you.
Judith Cargbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ashley Rae
He was like. I hit him and I was like, thw.
Sydney Washington
And then I gave him a nuggie. I wanted it to look more real.
Judith Cargbo
That's that Gay Empire nigga.
Skyler Higley
That made me so dry watching that. That.
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Skyler Higley
Dried me right on up.
Sydney Washington
Right?
Skyler Higley
Sham wowed everything. Girl, what the fuck?
Judith Cargbo
You was almost straight for a minute, and then.
Skyler Higley
Almost, Almost. That's why you can't put your trust in a man. No, that.
Sydney Washington
That was bad. Correct.
Ashley Rae
That was so bad.
Sydney Washington
Yes, that's true.
Skyler Higley
I gotta go.
Judith Cargbo
Yo, this is so much fun. This is the best.
Skyler Higley
I gotta catch my cab. Oh, no, there's more videos.
Sydney Washington
Oh, yeah.
Ashley Rae
Now we're gonna move through these because it is 9:09, and there's still a little bit more of the show left, if you know it. So we're living a little bit Chicago. I'm giving y'all an extra good time. I love y'all. Yeah, honestly, like, mute challenge. Like, Chicago's winning. Hey, you do such a disservice when you lie about things like this.
Judith Cargbo
If the attackers are never found, how.
Ashley Rae
Will you be able to heal? Damn. Not him with the lip bite. I don't know. Let's just hope that they are. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's. Let's not go there yet. He got some tears going, too.
Sydney Washington
Why is he smiling so much.
Ashley Rae
For.
Skyler Higley
Him to be a good actor? This was bad. That was not good acting.
Sydney Washington
Okay?
Ashley Rae
No, it was Empire. We did it. Well, I mean, he got.
Sydney Washington
I feel like he could have got some notes from his sister. Like, the whole family is acting.
Ashley Rae
Journey is tired. She's like, I have this family on my back.
Sydney Washington
Yeah, that's true.
Skyler Higley
That is True.
Ashley Rae
My calves, my thighs.
Sydney Washington
Please, family, please.
Ashley Rae
Okay, and so this is when Jesse was arrested in Chicago.
Sydney Washington
That's the thinnest jacket.
Skyler Higley
That is a windbreaker. I do not understand this.
Ashley Rae
How you know you about to get arrested and you like the mug shot gotta be good.
Sydney Washington
Like.
Ashley Rae
But it's gotta be like, I was caught off guard cause I'm innocent, but also, like, I look cute. Cause I always look cute. Like, it's giving for me a little bit.
Skyler Higley
No. And I would say, put the Nigerian boys up. No, they ruined that too.
Ashley Rae
So now he's speaking in front of a microphone like he. Like he's fucking Martin Luther. Martin Luther Hood.
Skyler Higley
Wink over here.
Ashley Rae
Okay, Martin Luther King.
Sydney Washington
That's the gay Martin Luther King.
Ashley Rae
Duh. That's James Baldwin. But yo, yo, who booed that? That is history. Who booed?
Judith Cargbo
He's gay as hell. It's fine.
Ashley Rae
I love James Baldwin. He's smiling down on me for that joke. All right, now let's see what he had to say here. He got the prayer hands up, so, you know he really finna be talking.
Skyler Higley
And he got the fresh haircut too.
Sydney Washington
And that means he did it.
Ashley Rae
Now he doing a bald fade in this economy. That. All right, I am not suicidal. Okay. I am not suicidal. Okay? I am not suicidal. Okay, we hear you. And I am not suicidal.
Sydney Washington
If I did this, it means that.
Ashley Rae
I stuck my fist in the fears of black Americans in this country for over 400 years and the fears of the LGBTQ community doubling that. I like that.
Sydney Washington
I did not do this.
Ashley Rae
And I am not. And if anything happens to me when I go in there, I did not do it to myself. Oh, now he's gonna be a murder. I respect you, your honor. I respect your decision. Jail time. I am not suicidal.
Judith Cargbo
Okay, Mr. Uche, let me inquire.
Ashley Rae
Are there any post sentencing motions you care to represent? Partisan. I am not suicidal. I am not suicidal and I am innocent.
Judith Cargbo
I could have stayed a long time.
Ashley Rae
Why the fizz? Yeah, what are we supposed to do with that fizz?
Judith Cargbo
That's pretty cool. That's me and my therapist right there.
Ashley Rae
I'm like, I am not.
Judith Cargbo
Leave me alone.
Ashley Rae
Amen.
Skyler Higley
Tyler, you are working over here.
Ashley Rae
Working 51 50. Yes. Okay, some of y'all know what that is. I am not. I just know things anyway. All right, so on February 21st, Jussie was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and filing a false police report, which is a felony. Several days later, it was announced that Jussie would not be returning to Empire. So A month later, Jussie pleaded not guilty to all 16 of them charges. In a surprising twist, on March 26, all charges against Jussie were drip, drop.
Sydney Washington
Drippity drop, drip, drop, drip, drip.
Ashley Rae
The prosecutor came. Oh, oh. You asked me. I was right.
Skyler Higley
Going under the vampire cam.
Sydney Washington
I said, the people who heard it, heard it. Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Dollar, dollar bill, y'all.
Sydney Washington
Okay.
Ashley Rae
If you know, you know now. I just want. I wanted you like a New York truck. Like, you know, she was like, I want my name dropped. I want my eggs cracked. I don't know why I'm there right now. So. Kim Fox said in an op ed that her office was uncertain that it had enough evidence to gain a conviction. Her office was accused of mishandling the case. So special process prosecutor Dan K. Webb took over. He said the charges would drop because Jussie forfeited a $10,000 bond payment and carried out community service. Okay. And then we just saw him when he was like, I am not suicidal.
Judith Cargbo
All my life I had to fight.
Skyler Higley
I'm surprised he didn't do. Until you do right by me, everything will think about. Will fail.
Sydney Washington
You will be.
Skyler Higley
You should have did that to the damn judge. He would have really ate that up.
Sydney Washington
He would do well with that monologue. I would. Yeah, he would really do well with that.
Ashley Rae
So after the trial, the city's law department demanded immediate payment of more than $130,000 from Jussie, the cost of overtime for more than two dozen detectives and police officers who investigated the case. Sure.
Skyler Higley
That's it.
Sydney Washington
You know, they didn't invest.
Ashley Rae
They was investigating real hard. You know how Chicago Beat PD be investigated?
Sydney Washington
Cbd. They be all up.
Ashley Rae
You know how they be investigating real hard. They be working so good.
Judith Cargbo
That's what they say on the show. I watch the show. That's what they do.
Ashley Rae
Skyler. No, they.
Skyler Higley
Look, they were going underneath the mat and they were like. Couldn't find him.
Sydney Washington
They went down. They were like, y'all seen these African brothers? They did the work.
Judith Cargbo
They found the magazine at his brother's house. Like, you did not have to.
Ashley Rae
Like, it was handed to you, right?
Sydney Washington
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
So police said that Jussie carried out the crime because he was dissatisfied with his salary, which could have ranged from $65,000 an episode to $100,000 an episode for Empire. Now, keep in mind that if you're on a syndicated network television show, your episodes can range from 13 episodes a season. Actually, like, if it's a inky baby, it might be 10, but, like, 13 is the norm. And then it could go up to 22.
Sydney Washington
Yes.
Ashley Rae
So we're saying 65,000 an episode to a hundred thousand an episode. And it was like, not enough.
Sydney Washington
This is when Empire was still doing 18 to 22 episodes.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, when we still had that. He was like, not enough. Hundred thousand an episode. So it's like, do you think you that white lady from Christ Anatomy? Like, Right. Ellen Pompeo, who thinks she black so bad.
Skyler Higley
Judith, keep that in.
Ashley Rae
So in February 2022, six new charges were brought against Jussie for disorderly conduct, to which one he again pleaded not guilty. During the trial, Jesse testified that he had met this one, Ambimbola Osundaro. Osundaro, yeah. Okay, it's two here. No, sis, it's right. It's. It's the same name. No, baby, right here. Yeah. Abimbala Osundaro. And it's this one. No, that's how to pronounce. Oh, that name. Okay, sis, girl, she say, listen, we.
Skyler Higley
Got to put her on the payroll, man. That's wild.
Sydney Washington
I think you got to hire her.
Ashley Rae
Listen, we don't know. You don't know. Wait, sis, what's your name? Balaji. Balaji. I'll give it up for Balaji. So Balaji said those names, so I won't be saying them again, but we all know I know how to say them. So during the trial, Jussie testified that he met Abimbola Osundaro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the club where they learned that they both worked on Empire. He said they did drugs together.
Skyler Higley
What club?
Ashley Rae
And then they went to a bath house where they had sexuals.
Skyler Higley
Now that makes sense. That makes sense. I believe that makes.
Ashley Rae
Now, Ambula denied this. Did I get it right? Yeah, Ambula denied this. And in 2021, Jussie was found guilty and sentenced to 30 months felony probation, including 150 days in jail. And in order to pay restitution for $120,000 and a $25,000 fine for making false reports. So we just saw Jussie's outburst where he said, I'm not suicidal. Like, somebody's gonna murder him. Okay. Jussie maintains that he's innocent. In September of 2023, Jussie filed to appeal the conviction. If the appeal is not successful, he will have to serve the rest of his 144 day jail sentence. As of October 2023, Jussie checked himself into rehab and is currently receiving treatment from an outpatient program. Now, I just want to delineate that. If you go to rehab and you're inpatient. You're physically present the whole time. Outpatient mean you just go over there for a little bit and be like, I'm here. And then leave. And I don't know if he's there. Cause he actually has, like, a substance situation or if he's, like, addicted to lying. I don't.
Skyler Higley
He definitely got a liar.
Sydney Washington
He might just really like the snacks that they have.
Judith Cargbo
Yo. Well, let's ask him. We actually have him here for you tonight. The audience does.
Ashley Rae
He spoke.
Lacey Mosley
What?
Ashley Rae
Skyler, I'm not suicidal.
Judith Cargbo
Still.
Ashley Rae
So Abimbola has since entered the world of professional boxing. I don't know if you want to know that. So.
Sydney Washington
I do. I want to know where they are, what team.
Ashley Rae
Like, what now you attract.
Skyler Higley
Does he have a.
Ashley Rae
Now you attracted to him again?
Skyler Higley
Does he have a sister?
Judith Cargbo
Listen, that's why he was showing off those moves.
Ashley Rae
Jesse is still waiting for an appeal. And y'all know that people get litigious. So I personally can't say how I feel about this. So I just. I don't know. What's this? That motherfucker's guilty.
Sydney Washington
That motherfucker's guilty.
Ashley Rae
That motherfucker's guilty. What is happening?
Skyler Higley
Oh, my God.
Judith Cargbo
Hell yeah. Hell, yeah.
Ashley Rae
Thank you, Turner. All right, so to wrap this up, well, we really appreciate y'all. Love y'all so much. I'm gonna let everyone let you know where they can be found and remind you of all the things that they have going on. And now we're not on strike, so you can talk about everything. If you want to find me, I'm at D I V A L A C I divalacy on all platforms. If you want to see the photos and all these crazy ass videos from this episode, Scam got his pod. If you want to talk, talk to me. Scamgottispod on Twitter. And you can watch Lopez vs Lopez on Netflix now. And you can watch the Outlaws on Netflix now. And why not the Wedding? You're on Netflix now, too. Thank you all so much for coming. It really means the world to me. He cries. Wow. Standing. Amazing. You did that.
Judith Cargbo
Encore.
Ashley Rae
And now this is going to be the most anticlimactic into a show ever, because I should have gone last. Thank you so much. Sydney Washington, who's been at every live show, who is a very dear friend of mine. Where would you like to be found?
Skyler Higley
Give me on Instagram, just sid bwj J U S T S Y D bw. Anything that I'm doing is gonna be on there. So yeah. And I'm currently looking for the hoes so if you are one of those please slide in the DMs cuz like.
Ashley Rae
A bitch toes pound town Skyler.
Judith Cargbo
I'm Skyler Higley on Instagram and Twitter. S K Y L E R H I J L E Y. You'll find me and I'm local so I'll be posting stuff if you want to come to a show.
Ashley Rae
What about the big show that you have tomorrow night?
Judith Cargbo
I'm going to be opening for Nmesh Patel at Chicago theater. If you want to go to Chicago theater, yeah, I'm around.
Ashley Rae
You can find me and then my Sean King queen.
Sydney Washington
Yes you. You can follow me at theashley Ray where I am documenting Sean's current scams with Alistine. He is working part three is gonna already Sean King is working part so hard behind the scenes to make a ceasefire happen all the time, every day and I am tweeting about it. You can follow me at the Ashley Rae or listen to tv I say my podcast, wherever you listen to podcasts.
Ashley Rae
And all right now this is how I should have ended the show. Oh, y'all want it again?
Skyler Higley
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Robbery and fraud. Scare free and frozen. I love you all so much. Yeah. Thank you, Chicago. You fucking won. You fucking won. Thank you, Chicago.
Skyler Higley
Wow.
Ashley Rae
Thank you. Scam Goddess. This has been an Earwolf production in association with Team Coco. Scam Goddess stars and is hosted by me, Lacey Moseley, AKA Scam God. Our producer is Judith Cargbo, our production coordinator is Abby Aguilar and our audio engineer is Sam Keeper. Research for the show is done by Kaitlyn Brandt. Stay scheming. All set for your flight? Yep, I've got everything I need. Eye mask, neck pillow, T mobile, headphones. Wait, T mobile?
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Ashley Rae
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Ashley Rae
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Sydney Washington
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Scam Goddess Podcast Summary: "Fraud Friday: I’m Gay, Not Blind: Live in Chicago w/ Sydnee Washington, Skyler Higley & Ashley Ray"
Release Date: April 11, 2025
Hosts and Guests:
In this special live episode of Fraud Fridays, the Scam Goddess, Laci Mosley, welcomes her loyal congregation to Chicago. Joining her are beloved guests Sydney Washington, Skyler Higley, and Ashley Ray. The episode promises a deep dive into one of the most notorious fraud cases in recent history, blending sharp analysis with their signature comedic flair.
Overview of the Incident:
The primary focus of the episode is the Jussie Smollett case, where the actor alleged he was the victim of a violent hate crime in Chicago. However, suspicions quickly arose that Smollett orchestrated the attack himself to gain publicity.
Key Points Discussed:
Alleged Setup:
Suspicious Evidence:
Investigation and Charges:
Potential Motives and Implications:
Notable Quotes:
The episode features hilarious reenactments of the Smollett incident, with the hosts and guests portraying exaggerated versions of the events to highlight the absurdities they believe indicate fraud:
Mocking the Attack Setup:
Parodying the Investigation:
Exaggerated Reactions:
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As the episode wraps up, the hosts reiterate their stance on the Smollett case, firmly believing in his guilt based on the evidence and inconsistencies they discussed. They express their admiration for Chicago for "winning" in handling the case and humorously encourage their audience to stay vigilant against fraud.
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Closing Remark: Stay tuned to Scam Goddess for more insightful and entertaining discussions on fraud and scams, delivered with a hefty dose of humor and wit.
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