NYE Lyft Driver Lies & Sugar Daddy Scoundrels w/ KevOnStage

Summary

Scam Goddess Podcast Summary

Episode: NYE Lyft Driver Lies & Sugar Daddy Scoundrels w/ KevOnStage
Host: Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess)
Guest: KevOnStage (Kevin Fredericks)
Date: January 6, 2026

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Main Theme

This lively, laugh-out-loud episode features actor, comedian, and podcaster KevOnStage joining host Laci Mosley for a "boy month" episode, swapping wild scam stories from listeners and riffing on everything from sports, sleep habits, and fandom, to sugar daddies and fake Lyft clean-up fees. Through comedic storytelling and sharp observations, the duo dive into how everyday frauds and larger societal "scams" shape our lives, with a focus on New Year's tales of deception and resilience.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Catching Up with KevOnStage

• Laci welcomes Kev, highlighting his new projects and past episode cameo on pirate scammers.
• Kev shares his secret for boundless energy: "I go to bed at, like, nine." (03:56)
• Both hosts riff on waking up with anxiety, Laci’s violent wake-ups:

  "That's not normal... You should be like, good morning. It should be like that. You shouldn't be waking up with violence." – Kev (06:01)

• Classical "morning music" discussion, leading to a comical search for the triumphant cartoon sunrise soundtrack. (17:43)

2. Personal Scam Stories

The Fake Knicks Tickets (07:01)

• Kev’s tale: He and friends are scammed out of $400 by a street scalper in NYC. The fake tickets are stunningly well-crafted, mixing stubs from the prior game with new printouts.

  "All gone. Puff of smoke, never existed. And I stood there, $400 lighter in the pocket, and no Knicks game. And there's no happy ending." (09:15)

• Laci and Kev discuss team loyalty (Cowboys vs. Knicks) and the scam that is just-good-enough sports franchise management.

  "Mediocrity is so lucrative because it's just enough hope..." – Kev (10:35)

The Lyft Vomit Charge Scam (21:42)

• Listener Story: "Fredro Jenkins McHenry" is hit with a $150 Lyft cleaning fee for ‘vomit’ they didn’t cause.
  • Upgraded to Lyft Black, takes a luxe ride, only to later receive a cleaning fee and fake photo "evidence."
  • After protesting and escalating customer service, they win, get a refund, and the scammy driver is banned.

  "The moral of the story, when in doubt – escalate." – Laci (28:58)

Host And Guest Takeaways:

• Uber/Lyft drivers pulling "vomit fee" scams count on people not following up.
• Always escalate disputes and document your ride exits if possible.
• "If you cost me 150 bucks, I'm following up... people might not complain. But $150? I'm gonna say something." – Kev (29:44)

Sugar Daddy Bitcoin Scam (35:00)

• Listener Story: An 18/19-year-old (with boyfriend's help) gets drawn into a sugar daddy proposal—“no sex, just talk”—ultimately asked to send $50 in bitcoin to "unlock" a payment. After sending money twice, realizes the scam, harasses the scammer by text, and (comedically) claims they’ll report the scammer as the "cause of death" in a note.

  "They want to feel chosen. Even if it means you gotta take advantage of me." – Kev (45:05)

• The scammer refunds the money after being spammed and threatened.

  "That was a great ending. That was a great story ending. She wins." – Kev (49:12)

Wider Discussion:

• Laci notes the resurgence of traditional stay-at-home partner arrangements, and the need for "compensation packages" and personal savings.
  • "He would never is a scam phrase." – Laci (38:25)
• “Why you? Out of everybody in America, why did this Nigerian prince find you?” – Kev (44:34), on why people fall for scams.

The Not-My-Loft Professor (53:27)

• Listener Story: "Tyrone" leaves their brother at a NYE party to hook up with a former professor, believing he owns a swanky downtown loft. After their tryst, a cat reveals it's not the professor's place (he’s cat-sitting). The listener feels duped but enjoys the fireworks anyway.

  • "You got me laid up in here and this is not your place." – Laci (63:25)
  • "You really are funny, Lacey... hunching homeless is really funny." – Kev (66:59)

• The brother never lets the listener live down that betrayal—a running family joke.

3. Scams in Everyday Life

• Sports Gambling:

  "Here's my hot take, Lacey. I think gambling was better off with the mafia in Vegas. Only I think the threat of getting your legs broken..." – Kev (14:46)

• Societal “necessary villains”: comparing “knee breaking” in gambling to how Ellen DeGeneres was the “ecosystem’s apex predator” for viral sensations (16:00).
• Hospital TikTok-ing nurses (17:00): social media blurring professional ethics—“That's my V flu!” – Laci.

4. Personal Anecdotes – Love, Life, and Escalation

• Laci reveals she used to fly partners out—business class:

  "Just to get disrespected. Yeah." (39:43)

• Conversation about relationships, gender roles, and ensuring financial independence.
• Personal escalation stories—Laci faking a faint at an airport to get home (49:42).
• Reflections on knowing your worth, boundaries, and being “a little bit petty” to get results.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------|------| | 03:56 | KevOnStage | "The thing that people don't believe me when I say this. I go to bed at like nine." | | 06:01 | KevOnStage | "That's not normal... You should be like, good morning. It should be like that. You shouldn't be waking up with violence." | | 09:15 | KevOnStage | "All gone. Puff of smoke, never existed. And I stood there, $400 lighter in the pocket, and no Knicks game. And there's no happy ending." | | 14:46 | KevOnStage | "Here's my hot take, Lacey. I think gambling was better off with the mafia in Vegas. Only I think the threat of getting your legs broken..." | | 28:58 | Laci Mosley | "The moral of the story, when in doubt – escalate." | | 38:25 | Laci Mosley | "'He would never' is a scam phrase. Yes, he would never. He's a he. He always. Don't even put that in your lexicon, okay?" | | 45:05 | KevOnStage | "They want to feel chosen. Even if it means you gotta take advantage of me." | | 49:12 | KevOnStage | "That was a great ending. That was a great story ending. She wins." | | 63:25 | Laci Mosley | "You got me laid up in here and this is not your place." | | 66:59 | KevOnStage | "You really are funny, Lacey... hunching homeless is really funny." |

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:45 – Laci & KevOnStage catch up; the ritual of sleep and the beginnings of the "morning music" bit.
• 07:01 – 11:00 – Kev’s Knicks scalping scam story and discussion of fan loyalty scams.
• 21:42 – 30:00 – Lyft ride "cleaning fee" scam listener story and host/guest reactions.
• 35:00 – 49:12 – Sugar daddy scam: Bitcoin ransom, internet scams, and fighting back with creative escalation.
• 49:42 – 52:00 – Laci’s own fainting-travel hack story.
• 53:27 – 66:59 – NYE Professor’s “borrowed” loft scam story, culminating in a classic “family never forgets” punchline.
• 67:36 – 70:00 – Closing gratitude, plugs, and positive notes.

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Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• Escalate when wronged: Whether it's a customer service dispute or personal boundaries, escalation and persistence pay off—in both ride-share scams and attempted fraud.
• Document your rides and transactions: Always keep digital or photo records, especially when dealing with potential scams.
• No one is immune to a scam: Listeners and hosts alike admit to ignoring red flags; being “chosen” is often an illusion scammers cultivate.
• Financial independence matters: Whether in relationships or interactions, make sure you “put a little in a shoebox.”
• Humor and resilience beat the con: Even after being duped (or being a little petty), sharing stories and laughing together is the ultimate act of scam resistance.

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Hosts' Socials & Further Content:

• KevOnStage: Instagram: @KevOnStage, new podcast Not My Best Moment.
• Laci Mosley: @divalaci on all platforms; upcoming mini-tour; “Scam Goddess” book available in stores.

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Scam Goddess Words to Live By:
"Stay escalating for at least a few hours." – Laci Mosley (70:33)

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Stay schemin’, congregation!

Transcript

[Kev Onstage]

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[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

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[Kev Onstage]

Oh, I like that.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

He's got his white gloves on and he is counting the money. And the money was going where the money is going to go. You might recognize his voice from when he was on last covering the baddest bitches of pirating to ever sail the ocean blue. Andy Bonney and Mary Reid. He is a NAACP Image award winning comedian and just wrapped his killer North American tour. So, you know, I needed to scam him into the building and onto an episode. And he just launched his new podcast called not my best moment, a show where he interviews people about the low points in their lives and careers that ultimately led to growth and success. Congregation, please welcome back. Okay. His real name is Kevin Fredericks. I didn't know that the first time he was on the show.

[Kev Onstage]

You thought I was like, Kevon.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I was like, who is Kevin Frederick? I thought I was meeting Kevon. I thought I was meeting Kevon stage and I was confused in the elevator. I put my mask up. I was like, I don't know who this Kevon man. Welcome back. Kevon Stage.

[Kev Onstage]

Thank you so much. Thanks so much, Lacey. It's good to see you. Be in your presence. Congratulations on everything you've done. I follow you and all your exploits gallivanting across the globe. Day trips to Rome, I believe it was Berlin. Berlin. You know, Europe. Get them confused all the time. But it's so dope. I love this podcast, love everything you've done since we last talked. You had show after show after show.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You had show after show after show. Honestly, we follow each other on all the platforms, but I mostly see updates of you. Like, oh, Kevon, now he going to Sundance. Now he got this other show, this doctor show, and this show over here. I'm like, okay, I'm trying to keep up.

[Kev Onstage]

It's tough. It's a lot.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I'm chasing you. How are you? What supplements are you taking? Because I'm tired as hell and I'm younger than you, and I don't understand how you have this much energy.

[Kev Onstage]

The thing that people don't believe me when I say this. I go to bed at like nine.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Ooh. That's the one thing Jess is fist bumping.

[Kev Onstage]

That's what I'm talking about. Jess. I go to bed between 9 and 10 almost exclusively. If I'm up past 10, something is wrong. Something is very wrong. And I know people in LA up till 2, 3am that just can't be me.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay?

[Kev Onstage]

I go to bed. I sleep really well.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You have good sleep.

[Kev Onstage]

Good sleep.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You don't be having no nightmares.

[Kev Onstage]

No. I dreamed last night that I was peeing. And I was so grateful that I didn't pee on myself. Cause, I mean, I peed so many times in this dream. I was just like, in the gym and I was just peeing. They're like, hey, man, we have a bathroom. I was like, I got a condition. I just have to pee right when I have to pee.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You were in the gym and you were peeing?

[Kev Onstage]

I was just in the gym peeing. And then I woke up and I was like. Cause I, you know, your body, like, you could dream about anything. But other than that, I sleep really well. I sleep really soundly.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay?

[Kev Onstage]

That's the key. No supplements. I just. I sleep, I go to bed.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

And that reduces cortisol. It also reduces stress. Like, if you get a good amount of sleep at night.

[Kev Onstage]

That's the thing. People. People don't be sleeping.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

They don't. I love the sleep where I wake up and I feel alarmed because I'm like, what day is it? Like, how long have I been asleep? Like, that's that good sleep. I'm like, woo.

[Kev Onstage]

I'm afraid that's that, like Christmas to New Year's when you don't know what day it is, what time it is. It's dark all the time.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It's my whole life. I be checking in. Like, is it Tuesday? Is it. What day is it?

[Kev Onstage]

Lord.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

But what I wanna rid myself of is the anxiety of waking up, being afraid of what day it is.

[Kev Onstage]

You're just waking up startled all the time.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. You ain't never heard of somebody punching in the air when they wake up? Like, that's how I wake up. I'll be like, that's not normal. Cause that's how I be waking up.

[Kev Onstage]

That's not normal.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

That's.

[Kev Onstage]

It's not normal at all. That's not. No, no. You should be like, good morning. It should be like that. You shouldn't be waking up with violence.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

He just made white lady noises.

[Kev Onstage]

That's how you should wake up with a piece of, like. You know that song, the, like, sun, the morning sound, the music, you know, it's like, come on, congregation. You know, like.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Nobody knows what you're talking about.

[Kev Onstage]

Nobody knows, Jessica, you ain't got me. Nobody knows.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Nobody got you. We don't know.

[Kev Onstage]

Somebody listening. I don't even. How do you describe it?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Is it Good Morning Sun? Doo doo.

[Kev Onstage]

No, it's like the morning. There's a music to it, Lacey.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay, you gonna have to tell me, but in the meantime, you're also gonna have to tell me, what is your relationship with scams? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Are there any scams that are in the zeitgeist for you that.

[Kev Onstage]

Did I tell you, by the time I got scammed by the New York Knicks. Did I tell you that last time? No Knicks tickets? No, I didn't tell you last time.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

No.

[Kev Onstage]

Oh, I got scammed good. I was in New York. This is pre pandemic. This is probably, like, 2017, maybe 2017. I'm in New York with my team from All Deaf. I worked at All Deaf at the time we were working, and I was like, yo, we should go to a Knicks game, guys. Like, I want to take you guys. It'd be cool. I've never been to Madison Square Garden.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Big personality higher.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah, big personality higher. Physical. And I was like, I didn't have money to buy, like, great tickets, but I could get us in.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah, the vibes are there.

[Kev Onstage]

The vibes are there. So I see a black dude, he. You know, this is prior to even tickets all being on, like, your Apple Wallet. And, like, they're, like, still physical tickets. So this may have been 2016. So I see black dudes scalping tickets, and I'm like, yo, can I get some tickets? He was like, how many you need? And I was like, seven. He's like, cool, I'll get you seven and 50 bucks. I. I was like, perfect. He was like, that's 400 bucks. I should have known then. That's not even the math for that. That's $350.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. Cause he had said one thing and then he had said another thing, and.

[Kev Onstage]

I was so excited that he had seven that I was like, perfect. ATM right there. I go get the $400 out, hand it to him. He hands me the seven tickets. I'm like, this is great. Shout out. Supporting black owned business. Go inside Madison Square Garden. They pat us down. Go through the metal detector. And at that point I'm like, oh, we're good because they're not taking the tickets, right? Then we go all through the, you know, the tunnels and all that stuff to get to the game. Can you take your tickets, sir? Scan it. Bam. Bam.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, no, not the Ba, ba, ba, ba. Oh, this is like ding.

[Kev Onstage]

He looks. Yeah, supposed to be ding. Supposed to turn green, turns red. Ba, ba. He hands me the ticket back. And the ticket has two dates on it. This part that's scanning has yesterday's date on it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Damn.

[Kev Onstage]

And the part that's like, where, you know, Knicks vs Hornets has today's game information. So I assume they just got a whole bunch of torn ticket stubs from the previous night's game. Attach those to some, like, printer situation. They had typed out today's stuff.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It's a decent amount of work.

[Kev Onstage]

Decent amount of work. I just thought on the black side of things, he wouldn't do his brother like that.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, yeah.

[Kev Onstage]

I was wrong, Lacey. There was like six people selling tickets outside when we bought our tickets. We walk back out. By the time we get out there, all gone. Puff of smoke never existed. And I stood there, $400 lighter in the pocket, and no Knicks game. And there's no happy ending. Like, we just didn't go. We just didn't go to Knicks.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I was like, you have to leave. They.

[Kev Onstage]

You need to leave.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You need to leave.

[Kev Onstage]

They're just like, yeah, man. I don't. These are bad tickets. And then we just was like, all right, well, good night. And we just went back to our hotel. And then later on, the Knicks, like, I tweeted about it, and they're like, we should invite you to a game. You can come on us. And I've never been able to go. It's been like eight years now.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I mean, the Knicks need as much energetically.

[Kev Onstage]

I Know.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Cause they've been suffering. They're like.

[Kev Onstage]

They're good now.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

They're doing better.

[Kev Onstage]

They're doing better. You know?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah.

[Kev Onstage]

And I was really.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I'm a Cowboys fan. We've been suffering since I was born.

[Kev Onstage]

Cowboys had been.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

We was winning when I was a baby. And now we've been down bad.

[Kev Onstage]

That's because I know the reason why. Do you know the reason why?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Jerry Jones.

[Kev Onstage]

Exactly. But it's not what people think. Jerry Jones doesn't care about winning Super Bowls. No. Jerry Jones just wants to run a business with his kids.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah.

[Kev Onstage]

And the Cowboys operate. Mediocrity is so lucrative because it's just enough hope they never suck so bad that the fan base is fully out.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

No. We're still America's team, 1000%. And the Cowboys cheerleaders. Even that team.

[Kev Onstage]

It's the biggest brand.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I was a baby Cowboy cheerleader.

[Kev Onstage]

Of course you were.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Like, I went out and I met Tony Romo and Mike Irvin and everything.

[Kev Onstage]

You're indoctrinated.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I think my parents might have pimped me out so that they could meet them. I think that was the situation. I didn't realize, but I was over there dancing. I had my little outfit on. I was doing the dance, like, period. And now they live like the stadium lives in Frisco, Texas, which is where I'm from. So, like, it's in my neighborhood now.

[Kev Onstage]

I can't stop being a Cowboys fan. He can't. He does just enough that the people can never fully turn on on them.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

No.

[Kev Onstage]

And the brand is so big. It's like Lakers, Yankees, Cowboys.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It's so strong.

[Kev Onstage]

It's a billion dollars enterprise.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

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[Kev Onstage]

Oh, nice.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It's a kind of a boy month for. Okay, I gotta ask you, how do you feel about sports gambling?

[Kev Onstage]

It is to me, the proliferation has kind of ruined certain aspects of it. The reporting on sports is always from the angle of gambling. And it's so interesting when they, they like arrested Chauncey Billups for gambling. And the segment is brought to you by DraftKings.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, shit.

[Kev Onstage]

It's kind of hypocritical that you're like Chauncey Villa this.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Wait, I never put that together. There's a DraftKings ticker, not a new expose by steak.

[Kev Onstage]

What European bet the over under on how many years Chauncey Billups is gonna do. Like I lowkey. Here's my hot take, Lacey. I think gambling was better off with the mafia in Vegas. Only I think the threat of getting your legs broken.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah, what happened to knee breaking?

[Kev Onstage]

You need knee breaking. Cause now you got 16 year olds yelling at NBA players about their parlay on Twitter. On Twitter.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

No, you need knee breaking.

[Kev Onstage]

You need little Sal to threaten to ruin your life. You right, because that's how serious gambling is. And without Vegas, you have to get there.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, that's what's keeping the addiction going. Because a lot of people would have left if they knew that they knee was going to get break little.

[Kev Onstage]

He was going to get breaked. Little Sal is hitting a baseball bat into his hand. You think twice about betting on that game.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, you so right.

[Kev Onstage]

Yes.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, man.

[Kev Onstage]

I'm not saying the mob is good.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

No, no, we're not advocating for the mob. Although if the mob wants to come after me, I love the mob. Like, let's just. The mob is so cool and so, so handsome. Fat Tony. I love you, Fat Tony.

[Kev Onstage]

Little Sal. Yeah, you need those. It's like, did you hear that? There's this theory that Ellen DeGeneres, she was a needed part of the creator ecosystem. She would take viral, people, they'd go on her show, and then they'd disappear. And because there's no Ellen, they just stay around forever. Yeah, they get podcasts and shows. Honestly, Ellen would have had them out in three minutes in a segment. But because there's no Ellen, they're running rampant.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

We might need her back.

[Kev Onstage]

She's an apex predator. Damn, Daniel. He's out of here. You get to Ellen, that's it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

There's no. You know, I had to do it to him. He did it to him one time, and then we didn't let him do it to him again. He was gone. You're absolutely right.

[Kev Onstage]

I'm telling you, Ellen in the mom.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

We need that back.

[Kev Onstage]

Necessary.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Honestly, I'm tired of going to the hospital and being scared that my nurse is gonna be doing a TikTok video. Like, come on, can you just give me my medication? Like, we need to get rid of that aspect of society.

[Kev Onstage]

I agree. Did you see when the nurses were taking. Making a TikTok of the vaginal fluid?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes, I talked about that recently.

[Kev Onstage]

Hipaa, y'.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

All.

[Kev Onstage]

That's my V flu.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Y' all literally went to school for this. And you had to go to after school. You couldn't even. Like, you went to all the schools we went to.

[Kev Onstage]

Yes.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Then you had to go to extra school.

[Kev Onstage]

Yes.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

To get your degree. And now you gonna risk all that.

[Kev Onstage]

Shit for a TikTok?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

For a TikTok.

[Kev Onstage]

Vaginal fluid. For a TikTok. Vaginal fluid. Lacey, where's the line?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I don't. If the line ain't.

[Kev Onstage]

And it was a line of vaginal fluid, that's what the whole TikTok was.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

About, but it was also, like, they put a lot of. You don't.

[Kev Onstage]

This is the music. This is the morning song.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Da da da.

[Kev Onstage]

My melody was off, but this. Where did you even search to find this?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Jess and Rich are insane.

[Kev Onstage]

This is what you're supposed to wake up. This is it. This is like, birds. Peer Gint, number one, Peer G. It's classical music. I put music. Morning music that you hear in cartoons. That's what I Googled. That is it. This is like orange juice.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

The birds are singing.

[Kev Onstage]

The sun is. This is how you should be waking up, Lacey.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay. Oh, I'm not waking up like that.

[Kev Onstage]

This is how you should be.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Like, I'm waking up to Monte Leo. I'm waking up to, like, something violent. Like.

[Kev Onstage]

Like, this is how I wake up.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I hate it, but, like, this is.

[Kev Onstage]

How I wake up.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I don't get out of bed. I fall out of bed after punching. Like, I punch the air a lot, and then I fall over, and then I'm like, ooh, it's time to get out of the bed. You don't feel like a drunk.

[Kev Onstage]

You're just drunk for the night before. I told you. I bet $5 on the cowboy. Where's my cigarettes?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I wake up angry. I don't like it, but it's my life. I think I need to stop watching TikTok before bed because they be telling.

[Kev Onstage]

Me, stop watching the nurse's tikt.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Ooh, child. So let's get to my favorite part of the show. Congregation. I told you. I promised you that we were gonna have a special episode, and I am doing this special episode with Kev because he is so special.

[Kev Onstage]

Oh, thank you.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I'm sorry. I just had a thought. I'm gonna say it.

[Kev Onstage]

Say it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You're like, if the honey bun baby came to life as a human being and an adult. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Kev Onstage]

The honey bun baby.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You look like a honey bun. I'm so sorry. It's so beautiful.

[Kev Onstage]

You know what's funny, though, Lacey, I kid you not. That has not been the first time I've heard that. That's what's wild about it. It's such an obscure thought, but the fact that you might be the third person to be like, you look like if a honey bun came alive. Oh, my God. I really do look like that.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You are the honey bun baby.

[Kev Onstage]

I've never saw it. He's so warm.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

That beautiful skin, those jubilant cheeks. You're the honey bun baby. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I have adhd and it was distracting. I had to get it off of my brain.

[Kev Onstage]

Funny.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

So, okay.

[Kev Onstage]

And that was three years ago. That's very funny. Your producing team is on top of it today. They're two for two. The music and the baby. This is fantastic.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Happy New Year.

[Kev Onstage]

Congratulation, congregation.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I know last year was so ghetto, but we're in 2026 now, and maybe, just maybe, this can be our year. Let's live in Delulu and think it's gonna be our year. Cause maybe that'll work. Okay. Sometimes Dulu works. Okay. I'm somebody who was at 5 years old. Like, I wanna be an actor on the tv. The Lulu helped me a lot in my life, so maybe it'll help us. So for the new listeners tuning in for the first time, welcome, welcome, welcome. We're manifesting a good year for you, and thanks for stopping by today. We'd love if you stayed. Also, y' all need to put some reviews on the Apple podcast on whatever you listen to this on. Y' all have been doing it for years. But, like, don't forget. Okay, honey, I'm just reminding you. And keep writing in your scams to scamgodesspodmail.com. i know we haven't done a listener letter episode for a while, but we're doing this with Kev. It's so special. We're gonna get all of his advice, so let's go. And remember, this is a comedy show where we learn about people who have way too much audacity or maybe the right amount. Maybe we mirror them, but, like, legal ways. I don't know. Okay, so we're starting with Lyft driver scam in Miami. Kev, can you give this man a fake name?

[Kev Onstage]

Fredro. Fredro.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Is that a real name?

[Kev Onstage]

Yes. Fredro Starr. I was gonna change his last name. Okay, let's go, let's go. Last name first. Jenkins McHenry.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Jenkins McHenry.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah, I like that.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

So I'm flying back early to my home in Miami after the weekend gone wrong in Houston. Visiting an ex to rekindle things. This is Fredericks Mahenary talking.

[Kev Onstage]

Jenkins.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Oh, I'm going with Fredro.

[Kev Onstage]

Fredro McHenry. Okay.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I like Fredro.

[Kev Onstage]

Okay.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

I'm flying back early to my home in Miami after a weekend gone wrong in Houston. Visiting an ex to rekindle things. That's the real scam. Yeah. Why you rekindling? It's the flame out. The flame out. Like, if your ex lives in a different state and wants to Rekindle, but doesn't buy you a plane ticket to pick you up in a pj. Just stay home. After flying three hours on full spirit flight, AKA the bus of the sky, all in caps, I finally set my feet back in sweet, sweet Miami. I call a Lyft. I wait for my car. While I'm waiting, I get a notification that I've been upgraded to a black car for free caps. Things were looking up for me. Or so I thought. My ride pulls up. I hop in. It's decked out black Escalade, Miami style. I got leg room for days. The ceiling is twinkling and little LED stars. The radio is blasting reggaeton. I get home fast. Like, concerningly fast, because we didn't die. Okay, they was driving real quick. I wake up the next morning with a customer support email from Lyft. When I opened it, I was notified that I was hit with a $150 cleaning charge. @ first I thought, did my suitcase scuff the leather seat? Did my LV bag class scratch the paint? Did my labu boo shed? Not all the rich indicators. The boo boo shade is crazy. So the email included photo attachments of vomit covering the seat and door of the driver's side back.

[Kev Onstage]

Seat. This is a great.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Scam. First of all, I have never thrown up in a ride share. Second of all, I get delayed motion sickness, like hours after riding in a car. Could I have done this? No. I throw up in my own home like an adult. Period. Honestly. Period. I throw up in my own home like an.

[Kev Onstage]

Adult. Like an adult.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes. You have.

[Kev Onstage]

Children? I have children and a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Dog. Have they thrown up somewhere where you were like, they'll throw up.

[Kev Onstage]

Here? The. The. The dog throws up more than my.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Kids. Yeah. What you feeding a.

[Kev Onstage]

Dog? Dog gets into stuff, man. Yeah, the dog gets into stuff. My wife actually. I wouldn't say trained him to throw up in the toilet. One time she made him get to the toilet and he literally threw up in the toilet. She was like, dang, shout out to you. And he was like, this is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Crazy. And I got to the toilet.

[Kev Onstage]

So. But no, the kids don't really throw up that much after being babies. They kind of stopped. But the dog throws up a lot. Not a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lot. That was spit.

[Kev Onstage]

Up. Yeah, that was spit up. But they don't really be throwing up. No, not really. I.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Got. I got some individuals in my family who be throwing up too.

[Kev Onstage]

Much.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Drinking? Nah.

[Kev Onstage]

Just. Just gastrointestinal.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Issues. They be catching stuff in the.

[Kev Onstage]

Air.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay. In the air and throwing up.

[Kev Onstage]

That don't really happen that much in my.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Life. Yeah, I want it to stop happening in my life. But training your dog to go to the toilet is.

[Kev Onstage]

Brilliant. Yeah, she didn't really. She just got him one time when he started doing the, like. I don't know what that is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

But, like, the salivation starts to happen. She got to.

[Kev Onstage]

Him. She got into the toilet. He threw up in there. He was like, this is crazy. I'm not doing that no.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

More. You can't stop dog.

[Kev Onstage]

Owners.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. And black dog owners. Because all we black dog owners would be like, no, no, no, you going to the toilet. You got to go in. In the bathroom right now. Come on, Trayvon, get in here in the toilet. So that's crazy. Third. They got a third. They said I was sitting on the other side of the back seat. Don't play with.

[Kev Onstage]

Me.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Right. Also to note, I was dropped off at 11:30pm and the incident wasn't reported by the driver until midnight. 30. Mm an hour later, according to the email. I responded to the email, but I felt pretty bleak about the outlook of my claim. I opened up my Lyft app next, and that's when I saw it. Lyft wants me to rate my.

[Kev Onstage]

Driver. Oh.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Wow. Oh, boy. I never rated the driver when I got home because I fell asleep out of pure rage. I gave him one star and start listing buku reasons why he sucks. Speeding? Yes. Rude. Well, yes. You trying to scam me? Discrimination and harassment. Sure. You think you can scam this gay boy in a Garfield crop top? Think.

[Kev Onstage]

Again. Why was the Garfield crop top. What was that piece of.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Information? He hates.

[Kev Onstage]

Mondays. Oh.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Man. After chatting, I said, yes, I feel unsafe. This man is trying to steal my money. She said, let me escalate this to our security team. After chatting with the security team rep, they offered me a $25 credit to refund the ride. And I was like, okay, but what about my.

[Kev Onstage]

$150? Go take that out of.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

There. I gotta read it in.

[Kev Onstage]

Caps. When it's in caps, for.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Sure. Yeah. What about his hundred? Like, give him his 150 back. And they said that that would have to be reviewed by claims and losses teams and could take up to two weeks to reach a decision. It's so funny. They'll take your money real fast, but to give it.

[Kev Onstage]

Back. Oh, that giving it back gonna take forever. If they ever do they like.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Five to seven business.

[Kev Onstage]

Months. Yeah, absolutely.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Like, y' all can't.

[Kev Onstage]

Do.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay. Y' all took my money real fast, but okay. I Said I need you to escalate the claim and chat with loss claim team lead immediately. They said, please hold. After waiting and chatting a few more messages, Lyft ruled in my favor right then and there on the app chat. They also said the driver would be banned from Lyft community for violating community.

[Kev Onstage]

Guidelines.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. The moral of the story, when in doubt.

[Kev Onstage]

Escalate. Absolutely.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Escalate. And the second moral? I guess, record your ride, share your rides, or take exit selfies so you have receipts about you left the car if they try to scam you. That's. I'm reading it as it lays. Okay. How do you think about.

[Kev Onstage]

This? I. At first I thought that was a pretty good scam because you, you don't really take a picture getting out of a Uber or.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lyft.

[Kev Onstage]

No. Unless something has.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Happened.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah. So. And if you are drunk, I would assume you wouldn't remember if you threw up in there. Maybe you would. And I also think most people just don't follow up with stuff. But if you cost me 150 bucks, I'm following.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Up.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah. But other than that, the thing that I don't understand is if somebody really threw up in your car, you can always, you know, Lyft driver can always say, hey, it's. This just happened. Here's a picture. Metadata. Metadata, you know what I'm saying? But the fact that he didn't win the scam and he got kicked off the lift, it's not a good repeatable scam. I think the stakes were too high. Like if it's just stars, people might not complain. But 150 bucks. I'm gonna say.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Something. I low key wonder if he's done this.

[Kev Onstage]

Before. I'm gonna tell you, I think I'm.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Not. And it was successful and nobody bothered him about.

[Kev Onstage]

It. I'm not like a escalate person, but I think I would escalate off $150. And if I thought it would mess up my ability to use Uber or Lyft, which is very important to my life, I for sure would escalate. And I almost got in a fight with an Uber driver one.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Time.

[Kev Onstage]

Ooh. Yeah. In North.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Carolina. What.

[Kev Onstage]

Happened? I was eating. It was a little bit my fault. I was eating. I was really hungry. And I was eating those granola bars where the stuff gets.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Everywhere. The nature.

[Kev Onstage]

Ones. Nature. And he was like, don't get it in my car. And I was like, you only.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Get half of that bar. Cause it just be scrambling when you take a bite. It's just like.

[Kev Onstage]

Everywhere. But, Lacey, I was so hungry, and I had a show, and I was like, if I don't eat this little bar before the show, I'm gonna be hungry for, like, another hour and a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Half. You needed.

[Kev Onstage]

It. So he was like, don't let that spill. And I was like, I'm.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Not. How you gonna tell somebody not to let a nature bar spill? Like, bro, it's gonna spill. It's literally what the design is. Like.

[Kev Onstage]

What? Like telling a dog not to.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Bark. Don't you get a crumb in my car. I don't know how to stop.

[Kev Onstage]

That. And he was like, I spilled, like, seven crumbles. But I was. I. I swiped. I wasn't gonna leave him just crumbles McGhee. I was cleaning out my seat, but he got out the car, and he walked up to me, like, fist balled. And a lot of times people think I'm smaller than I really am. And I don't think he paid attention when I got in the car. So when I see you're a big man, I'm a big guy. I'm 6 foot, 270. That's bigger than most people. Outside of NBA players and professional.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Athletes, we kind of have the opposite.

[Kev Onstage]

Energy. You 1000% come across a tall person. You come across like a tall.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Person, and you come across like, you are shorter, but you're not. You're a big.

[Kev Onstage]

Man. I come across like the honey baby that I am. People always think I'm small online. They're always.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Surprised. People always think I'm tall, and they're surprised when they see me. Allegedly. That I'm.

[Kev Onstage]

Small. Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly. And he walked up to me, he had his fist ball, and I was like, what's up? It was outside of church.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Too. Oh, my.

[Kev Onstage]

God. It's just. You don't want to get in a fight in a church parking lot. And then he just changed his.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Mind. A fight in a church parking.

[Kev Onstage]

Lot. It's crazy. And I cleaned it out. Like, I'm not crazy. But again, had I did my crumbles and he took a picture, I would have been like, dang. That's right. You know what I'm saying? I did spill crumbles in your car, but other than that, I'll be.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Careful. I'm just trying to get some energy before praise and.

[Kev Onstage]

Worship. Dang, man. Come on. I'm.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Hungry. Don't make me knock you out in the name of the.

[Kev Onstage]

Lord.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Like, fisticuffs in his name is.

[Kev Onstage]

Crazy. It is absolutely asinine. Absolutely.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Asinine. Melodies from.

[Kev Onstage]

Heaven. Those aren't the melodies that we're talking.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

About. But it's just fists.

[Kev Onstage]

Right? Just fist thuds on flesh. No, that's not what you want. That's not what Kirk was talking about for sure. I know that's not what he.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Meant. He was about to have to.

[Kev Onstage]

Run. That's not what he's talking about. Radiant. He's talking about blessing, not a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Fist. Is that okay?

[Kelly Ripa]

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[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

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[Kev Onstage]

[e-mail]. well, the holidays have come and gone once again. But if you've forgotten to get that special someone in your life a gift. Well, Mint Mobile is extending their holiday offer of half off unlimited wireless. So here's the idea. You get it now, you call it an early present for next year. What do you have to lose? Give it a [e-mail] Switch limited time, 50 off regular price for new.

[Kelly Ripa]

Customers. Upfront payment.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Required. 45 for 3.

[Kev Onstage]

Months. $99 for 6 month or $180.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

For 12 month plan taxes and.

[Kev Onstage]

Fees. Extra speeds may slow after 50 gigabytes per month when network is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Busy. See terms and fraud. So we have another.

[Kev Onstage]

One. All right, let's do.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It. Sugar daddy with a.

[Kev Onstage]

Twist. Oh.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes. What it's called. Okay, so it says, hi, scam goddess. I'm very. What? Yes, excited to tell you about this scam that happened to me some time back. Happy New Year. Okay, so boom. Now we know it's a black person. Absolutely as soon as I hear okay, so.

[Kev Onstage]

Boom. That comes with a clap, by the way. You can't hear it because it's written. Yeah, but okay, so.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Boom. Okay, so boom.

[Kev Onstage]

Boom. Now.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Story my then boyfriend, low key. Okay, I'm gonna say what it says, y', all, low key. Fuck him. But that's a whole different scam. So we don't, we don't like the then boyfriend. Obviously the ex boyfriend was living with me and we were talking about more ways to make money. While scrolling ig, I see some old white man has followed my main page. And I was thinking, what the fuck? Then he messaged my personal number with imessage email saying how beautiful I am and was asking if I'd ever had a sugar daddy.

[Kev Onstage]

Before. Okay, nice.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Intro. Yeah. Hey you pretty. Have you ever had a sugar daddy who pays.

[Kev Onstage]

For. Let's get to it. Let's get to the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Point. He didn't scare. You know what I mean? Let's not mince.

[Kev Onstage]

Words. Let's. Let's get to.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It. So mind you, I'm like 18, 19 at the.

[Kev Onstage]

Time. Oh.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Damn. And this man is clearly 40 plus, but he clocked my despo meter. Cause I needed money that bad. Shaking my head, we start chatting and Mr. Scam is telling me how he doesn't want anything sexual, just someone to talk to, care about him. So I tell him I can do that and led the conversation towards my compensation. You gotta lead the conversation towards your compensation package. I've been locked in on TikTok, Kev. There is a whole new revelation of like women who were trad wives, which means like traditional stay at home mom type situation. They weren't getting paid a salary from their husband who was working or anything like that. Then once they aged out of being a baddie, their husband's now divorcing.

[Kev Onstage]

Them.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Really? Yes. And they ain't got no money and no skills and they've been out the workforce for a long time, but.

[Kev Onstage]

They know how to make cereal from.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Scratch. That's a job. Working at home is a job.

[Kev Onstage]

1000%. I was a stay at home dad for like two.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Years. Oh my God, that's.

[Kev Onstage]

Beautiful. I. It was hard as crap. It was really hard. I made my wife's lunch, the boys lunch. Walked into school one time, I really got my life together. Cause I gave my wife her lunch and she kissed me on the forehead and I was like, I can't do this. This is just like. I did my part. I learned so many crock pot recipes, I could make 413 things in a crock pot. I don't care if the house smells like beef for six hours. I know how to get a crock pot going, so I truly understand how hard that is. There's not that much.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Time. Skills, like, you can hire people to do those things. You can hire a sex worker. You can hire a.

[Kev Onstage]

Housekeeper.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes. You can hire someone to take care of your children. It's way more expensive than having your wife stay at.

[Kev Onstage]

Home.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

1,000%. Oh. Oh, also, she organizing all the appointments and.

[Kev Onstage]

Stuff.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes. That's.

[Kev Onstage]

Admin.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

1000. Hire admin. All of that. It's. It's.

[Kev Onstage]

Heavy.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes. But Chad, he would never. Guys, he would never is a scam phrase. Yes, he would never. He's a he. He always. Don't ever, like, don't. Don't even put that in your lexicon, okay? Have yourself some mad money. Get yourself a stash. Even if you want to work from home, like, put a little. Put a little in a shoebox far.

[Kev Onstage]

Away. He would ever. That's like the Danish deception. Did you see that? No, you didn't see this? Where you been in Ireland or something? Yeah, there was a whole TikTok. It was like 30 parts. This girl got scammed by this Danish prince. He scammed her out of, like, 300 grand or something like that. Oh, it was like 28 parts on.

[Kelly Ripa]

TikTok. She.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Left. Listen, I'm not gonna judge. Cause I know my granny was spinning up in her grave. Cause I've given money to men. I've flown men places. I've paid for men's dinners.

[Kev Onstage]

I've. Lacey, you a flyer outer. You don't strike me as a fly.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Outer. Listen, mostly when I need what I need when I need it. What you.

[Kev Onstage]

Say? Y' all know about.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

This? Jess, y' all didn't know. Lacey, flying people out. Did you know that? Y' all shaking y' all's hands.

[Kev Onstage]

Okay. Are you flying? Comfort plus main. First.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Class. Business? Yeah, business class. Oh, my. Just to get disrespected. Yeah. Lacey, I.

[Kev Onstage]

Know. You gotta let them get upgraded by the airline. You can't fly in business. You gotta let the airline make that choice. You can't breathe. There's nothing for the airline to do if you put it in first class by yourself. You let them say, hey, we got it. Somebody didn't come. You can sit up here with us. You can't do that. There's nowhere for them to.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Go. I know you are doing a.

[Kev Onstage]

Lot. This is insane. On the New.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Year. I'm not Doing it no.

[Kev Onstage]

More. When was the last.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Time? 2025. We in 2026 now. I don't do that no.

[Kev Onstage]

More. New Year, new.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lady. I'm that black lady climbing up the steps. Okay, I got a. I got a new life. I love that meme. She never gets through. She never gets better. She never gets.

[Kev Onstage]

Better. Every year she picks up new stuff. She.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Does. She just picks up new stuff, new baggage. But she's still climbing. She's still going up those stairs. And that's why I respect.

[Kev Onstage]

Her. I haven't seen it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yet. Don't play with.

[Kev Onstage]

Me. I love.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Her. I'm not going.

[Kev Onstage]

Back. All right? And if you do, just coach baby.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Step. I'm not going.

[Kev Onstage]

Back. Oh, you're not flying at.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

All. Okay. Why can I keep saying flying them.

[Kev Onstage]

Out? I mean.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. That's rich. Stop.

[Kev Onstage]

Laughing. Let's not stand on ceremony. I didn't strike. You didn't strike.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Me. I know. I'm too baddie. I'm such a baddie. I shouldn't be doing that. This is great. We're all convenient. Oh, wow. I've humanized.

[Kev Onstage]

Myself. You really have. I'm like, now we can be friends in real life. Cause before this, I was like, oh, she's just on a pedestal. She's this very serious actress. You're flying people out at game night. Come on over. You're regular now. You're a regular person to me. Once I see some flaws. Now you can come play Taboo. Now I can trust you. But you seem like you got it all together. It's something I don't know now that I know. Now you can come play Taboo. You can play werewolf. I can trust you around the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Kid. Oh, my God. Oh, no. I don't like that. This is how I get to come over to game night. I've been itching for.

[Kev Onstage]

That. You just crossed over from industry friend to potential regular life friend. This one.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Realization. This is crazy. That's okay. She can be around us. She's nuts. Great. Like, she's crazy. We thought she wasn't. We thought she was a machine who got everything right. No, she's.

[Kev Onstage]

Nuts. Now we know you are.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Here. See any wedding.

[Kev Onstage]

Rings? No. I love this for you. This is your life. You could do.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

That. And he don't even got no unmarried friends. So I'm gonna go game night just to have.

[Kev Onstage]

Fun. I'm sorry. I don't have a lot of. No, I'm.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Sorry. Guys aren't women. I'm pansexual. This is a people person.

[Kev Onstage]

Now. I might be able to give you some.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Women. Okay. We might be able.

[Kev Onstage]

To. I didn't know you was.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Paying. I'm.

[Kev Onstage]

Paying. You.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Pan. I like.

[Kev Onstage]

People. Did you ever fly women.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Out? Yeah.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah. I'll probably get you some women now that I got some women friends that I don't mind setting.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Up. I'm.

[Kev Onstage]

Great.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. I just can't be.

[Kev Onstage]

Poor. Oh, no, no. They got.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Bread. Okay.

[Kev Onstage]

Great. They got bread. They bring something to the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Table. Look at.

[Kev Onstage]

This. They fly themselves.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Out. That's what I.

[Kev Onstage]

Need. They can meet you, meet.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. Let's meet halfway. Let's meet in the middle. So, going back to this story, okay, so, boom, we know we're dealing with a black person. They got a sugar daddy situation going on. This person says he told me about his last sugar baby and send me pictures of the cash she received and their bank transactions. And my boyfriend was dead ass coaching me so we could get that damn money. Honestly. Good boyfriend, like participate, support. We trying to get this.

[Kev Onstage]

Money. We try to hit a lick.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Man. So then I give Mr. Scam Sugar Daddy a sob story about my life saying one of my family members needs money desperately. Trying to guilt trip that price up. Now, I should have known it was too good to be true when he said he sent me the money, but my decimal meter was too high. And my naive ass boyfriend and I believed him. Oh, no, y' all supposed to.

[Kev Onstage]

Wait. He didn't really have the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Bread. He sent me a grainy screenshot of the money sent with my name and 2000 doll. But then the real scam happened. He says I need to send him $50 worth of.

[Kev Onstage]

Bitcoin. Man. No, not Nigerian prince.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Stuff. Mm. No.

[Kev Onstage]

Not. I gotta pay you to pay.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Me. That's not how payment works. That's true. I don't even pay you to pay.

[Kev Onstage]

Me. You wouldn't. I used to work at a bank. You would not believe how many old. Did I tell you this? No, old people fall for that all day long. I'm talking about all day long they fall for that. Send me $100 and I can send you 5,000. You have to be like, look at me. Once you send this money, you're never getting it back, ever. And they be like, no, he chose. And the thing I used to help them, I would say to them, why you? Out of everybody in America, why did this Nigerian prince find you? And they would be so hurt to be like, it's not real. People wanna feel.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Special.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah. They wanna feel chosen. Even if it means you gotta take advantage of me. And it be people be falling for the Okie Doke. Cause they think things are gonna be better. No, life sucks. You're not gonna get $5,000. If you give me 100, you're just gonna lose 100. It's unfortunate. People don't like you. They don't wanna help you. They wanna take advantage of you. Lead with that. Everybody's not. Lacey, they're not flying you.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Out. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I'm not flying people out anymore.

[Kev Onstage]

Kevin. That's what I'm saying. You're one of the good people. Everybody else is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lying.

[Kev Onstage]

Yikes. Honestly, I didn't see that scam coming. I thought he.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Was. You.

[Kev Onstage]

Didn'T. I thought he was a really sugar.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Daddy. I.

[Kev Onstage]

Mean. And I don't even know how to buy bitcoin. Honestly, I wouldn't even know what to.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Do. And also, $50 worth of Bitcoin. Like, Bitcoin, the one coin is worth way more than that right now. So, like, how you fraction off? Like you chip it off? Like, what are you. Like, how do you get a little $50 piece of a.

[Kev Onstage]

Bitcoin? $50 chunk of.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Bit? Like, what are we.

[Kev Onstage]

Doing? Let me get a little $50. That bit, man. I'm gonna send you the cash as soon as I get.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It. Crazy. And they said, my dumb ass. Then where? I know where it's going, you.

[Kev Onstage]

Know, at least they're self.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Aware, my dumbass. Then I get an email saying something like, the money he sent was blocked or pending and I needed to send another $50. So I did. Scam goddess. That's all in caps. And I don't remember when. But at some point, me and my boyfriend realized we just got scammed out of $100. But me, girl, I'm petty. So I started calling him back to back for at least an hour when I keep getting no answer. I spam texted him about scamming me until he responded with, I was busy, blah, blah, blah. I'd never do that. Blah, blah, blah. How could you accuse me? Blah, blah, blah. But I didn't let up all day. And I was going off on this motherfucker. I decided to send a message along with the lines of, I found your IP address and I'm writing down your email and letting people know you are the cause of my death.

[Kev Onstage]

Goodbye. Oh. Oh, dang. What? Did not see that come yet. Dang. We raised the stakes a lot. Escalate. That was a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lot.

[Kev Onstage]

Escalate. Cause of my death. Cause of my death. Whoa. You ain't even get sick first. You went straight to death. This is Joffrey cutting off Ned Stark's head. Like, hey, hey, hey.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Man. She was like, the cause of the robbery with Ned. My.

[Kev Onstage]

Dad. Death is egregious. Even in this world. That's a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lie. Look, I've already sent this letter to Olivia Benson, okay? And Stabler. They got it. Okay, so.

[Kev Onstage]

You'Re. They won't rest until they find.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. You're done for.

[Kev Onstage]

What? Oh, my.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

God. I thought she was like. She said she was calling them a lie. I thought it was going to go, like, maybe you mailed a letter. You shut.

[Kev Onstage]

Up. I greatly misunderstood how that was gonna end. And you got me alive to send the email, so you're just letting it know when I die, it's on.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. That's a special kind of petty to do.

[Kev Onstage]

It. They coming for.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. I will kill myself. But sign the note that you did it. You operating on different.

[Kev Onstage]

Times. Oh, my.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

God. Okay, okay, cool. When I tell you whoever started spamming me quickly sent back the.

[Kev Onstage]

$100. Oh, she got it back. That's what I'm talking.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

About. I mean, I was sending back.

[Kev Onstage]

Too. Absolutely. I don't want those.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Death. No, I don't want to be involved in homicide. Here you go. I'm so sorry I tried to rob.

[Kev Onstage]

You. Plus, I got six other scams working right now. They're not tracking IP addresses. No, no, no, we're cool. For.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Sure. Said I ghosted them, and soon after, I found your podcast and joined the congregation. I've been listening ever since. And there's some hearts. Oh, my.

[Kev Onstage]

Goodness. This is fantastic. That was a great ending. That was a great story ending. She wins. That's a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Lot. But honestly, I understand because I would do the same thing. I have done extreme things in the past. I talked about it on this podcast. I was trying to get out of Germany, and I was in the airport, and they weren't helping me, and so I pretended to faint. I'm too much of an adult to be doing these kind of shenanigans, but I'm a shenan once. I'm a shenanigan, and, like, I just.

[Kev Onstage]

Fainted. Like. Did you.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Fall? Yeah, my neck was hurt for a little while. No, no, I just went down.

[Kev Onstage]

Quick. What made you think, like, what, what, What? I wanna know. The synapse firing process where you, like, your brain was like, hey, man, we gotta faint.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Y'.

[Kev Onstage]

All. Now we gotta faint. And that's gonna get us out of Germany. And it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Worked. It did work. What it did.

[Kev Onstage]

Work. Was your acting skills on display when you came back? When you're like.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Ugh. Huh?

[Kev Onstage]

Huh? What happened? What'd you.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Do? I was just like. They was playing with me. Like, I had tried to, like, bribe the little Cartman in the airport to take me. Because, like, in Germany you have to go through customs before you go back. And I was still living in Ireland, so, like, I had to go through customs to go back to Ireland. So it was complicated. But nobody would tell me where I was supposed to go. Like, it was, like, so confusing. And I paid the little Cartman to take me to the customs place. Cause I was about to miss my flight and he wasn't gonna take me. And I was like, this your job? You not gonna take me? And I was just like, well, what can I do to expedite.

[Kev Onstage]

This? I'll fake right now. I'll fake right now. This is your version of, you're gonna be responsible for my death if you don't take me to customs. Then I'll just faint. Then. Now what? Now you're gonna. Now you got a medical emergency on my. On your hands. Now you gotta take.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Me. Oh, my God. Look, I had to get shit done. I had to get back to work. I wasn't done filming. I had to get back to Ireland. So I was like, well, I don't know how we gonna do this? I guess I just, like. It was like, Kev, it was like this. It was like. Like it wasn't no deliriousness. I literally was just.

[Kev Onstage]

Like. You just did narcolepsy. Oh, that is so funny, man. I wish I was there to see.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

That. Oh, man, it was.

[Kev Onstage]

Brilliant. That is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Brilliant. Probably one of my proudest.

[Kev Onstage]

Moments. Oh, that's great. You.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Deserve. My neck hurt for a little bit after that. Cause I really.

[Kev Onstage]

Committed. Well, you gotta commit to the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Bitch. Yeah. You gotta do a straight.

[Kev Onstage]

Line. You can't fake faint and not go for it. They're gonna know it's a fake.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Faint. Yeah.

[Kev Onstage]

Exactly. You really gotta.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Faint. The lady at the gate was like, oh, they told me about you. Like, just sit still and don't drink any alcohol. And I was like, I haven't been drinking any alcohol. And she was like, yeah, just sit right there so I can sleep. Cause the only possibility to them was like, this bitch must be drunk. Like, why would she do.

[Kev Onstage]

This? This is so funny, man. Oh, I love.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

This. I was like, I haven'. Been drinking anything. I just. I'm crazy. I'm crazier than y'. All. I'M crazy than.

[Kev Onstage]

Everybody.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Absolutely. Y' all tell me I'm in Nazi Germany. I'm not gonna have to, like, I gotta get outta here. Like, the fuck? These are my options. And everybody's like, you have more options than.

[Kev Onstage]

That. I'm like, no, I didn't. All kind of.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Options. No, I.

[Kev Onstage]

Didn'T. But at the end of the day, feigning worked. So really, who exactly. Victim is crime. Fainting is a victimless.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Crime. It.

[Kev Onstage]

Is. Now the people out there, she's like, she's cosplaying as a fainter. That's wrong. International Fainting Alliance. You might.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Hear. Maybe fainting can be a choice sometimes. Okay, sometimes fainting your body happens, but sometimes maybe fainting is a choice where you like, I can't do any more of this. I have to faint. Why not? Why could that be a choice? Now we're gonna wrap it up. We got one more.

[Kev Onstage]

Let's. Let's do it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Here. It's titled. It Wasn't Even His Love. Okay, let's see. Happy New Year, scam goddess. Happy New Year. Kevin on stage. So, okay, here it is. This sounds like a black person, too. We just really get to the.

[Kev Onstage]

Point. We.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Do. So, okay, so, boom. Okay, here we.

[Kev Onstage]

Go. Here it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Is. So it was New Year Eve, and I was going to a house party with childhood friends. These parties were lit and always turned into fun Ra. Ragers. But it was people we trusted. Okay, A black person raised in the.

[Kev Onstage]

Suburbs. I don't know about.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Ragers. Ragers is not a.

[Kev Onstage]

Ragers. Gives me a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Little. But I will say, like, raised in the suburbs. I'm from Frisco, Texas. The suburbs, like, might be a suburb. Cause we got lit, but would.

[Kev Onstage]

You use the word.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Ragers? Well, we got lit and.

[Kev Onstage]

Rager. It's like Blade. It's like a day walker between the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Blacks. Also, she might be like, I'm black, but, like, it was a.

[Kev Onstage]

Rager. It was a rager. Fair.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay. It wasn't a.

[Kev Onstage]

Function. It wasn't a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Function. It was a.

[Kev Onstage]

Ranger. It was just suburban, suburban.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Suburban. So it was a.

[Kev Onstage]

Rager.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. So she giving. She might be giving context. So that New Year's Eve, I decided to take my little brother with me since he was 18 and knew all my friends. We were at the party. Everyone is vibing, taking shots. Lil Jon in the background. You get it? Okay, I'm confused again. Lil Jon, Little.

[Kev Onstage]

John. Could be anybody.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Though. Yeah, it could be anybody. Okay. We might not ever know the race to this.

[Kev Onstage]

Person. This is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Confusing. So I'm getting.

[Kev Onstage]

Liddy. That's definitely.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Black. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And my alter ego comes out and I start texting my professor from last.

[Kev Onstage]

Semester.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Okay. I was in college, winter break, and no longer his student, and he was fine. Definitely black in all caps. Yeah, the fine is. Yeah, they're black. They're black for.

[Kev Onstage]

Sure. The only thing that make it for sure black is F, O, I.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

N, E. It's F, I, N, E, but it's in all caps. So I'm gonna go with black in the.

[Kev Onstage]

South. Maybe it was your pronunciation that made. That threw me.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Off. Yeah, I said foin, but it was spelled as fine. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right about that. You're absolutely right. I gotta watch how I read things. Yeah, yeah.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah. You blacked it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Up. Oh, I did black it.

[Kev Onstage]

Up. Yeah, you blacked.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It. Sometimes I do that. I feel like, kev, you're drawing it out of me more normally. I can keep it together also. Like, I mean. Okay, I'm going to continue with their story about the texting the professor while they were drunk. But I do have to pause and say, like, I have a knee injury and I have a new doctor who I found on zocdoc. Shout out to zocdoc. Like, I told her I'll be using it. It's not just an ad, Chile. I went into that doctor's office. This man is fine as hell. Like, distractingly fine. Like, he's smiling, teasing. I had a lapse in my insurance while I was in Ireland because it was auto pay. And then I guess something went wrong, but I wasn't here and it went to my assistant's account. And, like, I ain't.

[Kev Onstage]

Know.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. So I had to pay for MRI out of pocket for my name. He called, got me a discount MRI on the phone in front of me, like, okay, like, cheesing. And I was like, oh, my God, this man is beautiful. And he got a wedding ring on. I was like, mm. When I go to my follow up, Chad, let me make sure I got that shit on. Let me make sure I'm cute. Cause you might be. My man, my man. My man, my man. What's happening? So I.

[Kev Onstage]

Understand. Oh, that's.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Hilarious. Listen, Kev, you can't judge me on this because I have been single for, like, 15 years, and I always thought that I have ADHD. I'm on the.

[Kev Onstage]

Spectrum. We.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Are. And so I always thought that, like, you meet people when you're, like, intentionally trying to meet people. And My mom was like. She came to me with a. Like, to a wrap party and she was like, well, I asked her. I was like, yo, I'm trying to, like find a partnership or something. Like, I don't know why it's so difficult. And she was like, I watched like six different people come up to you and hit on you at that party. And you were all business. And I was like.

[Kev Onstage]

What?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Really? And I was like, but no. Cause it was a work party. So. So, so we're all working. So, like, we're. It's all.

[Kev Onstage]

Business.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. And she was like, no. Single people are looking for people everywhere they go. The grocery store, anywhere. You're looking for somebody to be.

[Kev Onstage]

With. You just never know you need.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Love. But I'm like. When I go to certain places, I'm like, very locked off. It's like, oh, I'm here for the.

[Kev Onstage]

Place. This is for the work.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Thing.

[Kev Onstage]

Yeah. Now I'm here for the love.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Thing. That's not how it works. That's crazy. Meet.

[Kev Onstage]

Cutes. Lacey, think of meet cutes. They wouldn't be meet cutes if they were meet purpose. They always gotta be like, oh, papers fell. Oh, my knee injuried. My insurance lapped. I'm your doctor. They're not like, single people are like, this is an event. You can't meet cute at a purposeful event. You gotta bump into the person. Literally bump into the person. Or they gotta give you a discount on your mri. That's a great. Like, also, that's a good story for a party. How'd you guys meet? Funny story. I hurt my knee. He was my doctor, gave me a discount on my mri. That's actually original. That's a great dinner party.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Story. Oh, that.

[Kev Onstage]

Is. So you really gotta go back. You gotta make sure he's there for the follow up appointment. Extra moisturized. Smell.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Good? Yeah. I got my legs waxed. Cause I can't bend over in the shower. Cause I might fall and die. So I got them waxed. When I got my nails done, I was like, I'm gonna be like, my baby, my baby, my.

[Kev Onstage]

Baby. If you can't fall and die, you won't have a chance to meet him.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Again. Exactly. But I'm like, damn. Like, this is what people be doing out.

[Kev Onstage]

Here. I mean, that are.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Dating. You met your wife in church.

[Kev Onstage]

Right? I met my wife in high school. In 11th.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Grade. It wasn't church.

[Kev Onstage]

Mm. Mm. 11th grade. Ms. Chapman's U.S. history.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Class. She's so pretty, isn't she? She's so.

[Kev Onstage]

Pretty. I feel like I'm not holding up my end of the bargain. She's getting, like, more gorgeous as we.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Age. I mean, she low.

[Kev Onstage]

Keys. She's falling.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Apart. No, you look great. You are still the honey bun baby. But she is. She's snacking on you. She's snacking on you a little bit. Because she's a.

[Kev Onstage]

Badass. I feel like, though, as a man, though low key, your greatest flex is your wife is out of your league. Because women are like, oh, dang, she's really gorgeous. And men are like, how did he pull her? So I really.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Win. Yeah, you do.

[Kev Onstage]

Win. I feel like the gap is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Widening. No, you do win.

[Kev Onstage]

Too. I win. Cause they're like, how do you do that? But funny is a great.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Equalizer. Funny it.

[Kev Onstage]

Is. Funny equalizes the gap, the badder you.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Are. But she's so.

[Kev Onstage]

Funny. She.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Is. She's so.

[Kev Onstage]

Funny. She doesn't really reveal her full self to the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Internet. When I was playing Uno with her, I found out the truth. She was funny as.

[Kev Onstage]

Hell. And I was like, really funny.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Stuff. Wait a minute. Like, not you a baddie. And you funny. Welcome to the.

[Kev Onstage]

Street. Really funny man. I'm telling you, I look, I out kick the coverage, as they.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Say. No, you, you, you.

[Kev Onstage]

Deserve. Honey bun baby.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Wins. Honey bun baby should.

[Kev Onstage]

Win. You saw that, baby. He deserves a gorgeous.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Woman. He does. You do. I know. That's you secretly. I can't prove it. Put up that dokes meme. Yeah, but we're getting back to this last letter here, Kev. Okay, so you never gave me a fake name for this person. Can you give me.

[Kev Onstage]

One? Yes. Was it a man or.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Woman? It doesn't matter. We don't care about.

[Kev Onstage]

Gender.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Tyrone. Tyrone. So Tyrone says, I'm getting liddy and my alter ego comes out and I start texting my professor from last semester. That's how we got on the.

[Kev Onstage]

Stand. It was a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Girl. I was in college, winter break. No longer his student, and he was fine. Fine. Anyway, we get our flirt on, and I'm fully in my phone now, ignoring everyone at the party, including my little brother. Cause remember, Tyrone brought the little brother to the party, so he's being all smooth, talking about, I'm enjoying New Year's Eve in my loft in downtown. You should come by and see the fireworks. I don't know where you live, but anybody who lives downtown is doing crime. I don't care what city it is, give up the crime. Why are you living downtown? I'm talking to you. LA as well. Why do you live downtown? You in a high rise loft, like downtown? You do.

[Kev Onstage]

Crime. You definitely do.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Crime. Give it up. So they're like, ooh, yeah. Oh, damn it. And I'm right. Next thing you know, I'm in an Uber headed to his loft in downtown la. I fucking knew it. I knew.

[Kev Onstage]

It. I see Movie Strikes.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Again. I haven't read this before. I knew it. I get there, we hang out and drink some more, and it gets steamy. So I do the deed with my professor in parentheses. Remember, he is fine. Okay? So this is. This is eligible. Like, they should be able to do this. Cause they fine the whole time we're cuddling and watching fireworks through the windows in this high rise. So then a cat appears. And I'm like, aw, how cute. You have a cat. He says, that's not my cat. Okay, it's in your house, but okay. And I say, whose cat is that? He goes, my friends. I'm cat sitting for them. I couldn't watch him at my place. And I go, this is not your place. Honestly, I'm with you, Tyrone. Right.

[Kev Onstage]

Here. Cause.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

What? This is not your place. You got me laid up in here and this is not your.

[Kev Onstage]

Place. You can't do the deed in strange places. No, the owner didn't sign up for.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

That. I don't want to do the deed at a stranger.

[Kev Onstage]

Home. No, stranger home is.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Wild. What are we doing? He says, oh, no, this is their loft. So I immediately get turned off and feel scammed because this whole smooth talk via text was about his place and seeing the fireworks from so high up. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, after a few more hours of cuddling.

[Kev Onstage]

Hours, Just.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Push. You said you was.

[Kev Onstage]

Leaving. You just pushed that to the back of your mind. Like, dang, that's crazy. Anyway, I'm already here. I.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Guess, Honestly, at this point, I'm not mad, like, enjoy the.

[Kev Onstage]

Experience. You did the deed. You're cuddling, the cat's.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Here. Enjoy the.

[Kev Onstage]

Experience. Percy's not coming home tonight, right? Get the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

View. Enjoy the experience downtown. Why, you gonna run out? I'm just mad that the sentence prior you were like, oh, no, I could never. I could never. And then after a few. So clearly you could.

[Kev Onstage]

Ever. You absolutely.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Could. You could.

[Kev Onstage]

Ever. You could always.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Ever. You could always, ever. Yes, we've learned that from this whole episode. You could always, ever. Don't ever say somebody could never. Cause everybody could always, ever. So after a few more hours of cuddling, but feeling duped about my suave.

[Kev Onstage]

Ass. Loser professor. I've been duping I will continue to cuddle, but let the record reflect a few more hours. I do feel duped, but it's already.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Warm. And also a few more hours. Few. The word few in its definition means three to.

[Kev Onstage]

Four. Three at.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Minimum. At minimum. Three to.

[Kev Onstage]

Four. Yeah, for.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Sure. So you don't use few and low key. I feel like you scamming me. I feel like you might be.

[Kev Onstage]

Lying to me a little.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Bit. Was this three to four or was this three to four.

[Kev Onstage]

Days? Three to four.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Hours. How long were you at this.

[Kev Onstage]

House? That's a lot of cuddling as.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Well. If he watching the.

[Kev Onstage]

Cat.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. That means somebody who owned the cat is out of.

[Kev Onstage]

Town.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Sure. So how long were you there from out of town? It don't give. It's not giving. One.

[Kev Onstage]

Night. Not at.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

All. No. You was.

[Kev Onstage]

There. You was.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

There. Y' all don't order the Uber eats. Y' all done got some.

[Kev Onstage]

Doordash?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Absolutely. Y' all done been laid.

[Kev Onstage]

Up?

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yes. You done posted Instagram.

[Kev Onstage]

Stories. Happy New.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Year. You done texted your girlfriends, don't lie to.

[Kev Onstage]

Me.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. Up. So it says. He ordered me an Uber. Back at dawn, Don. Very flagrant morning music. Artistic. I don't.

[Kev Onstage]

Know. Who.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Says. I got back to the rager house and sneaked back in. All my friends were passed out everywhere. And then I saw my little bro next to my best friend. He woke up and was like, you left me here. The real scam, to be honest, years later, he reminds me, remember that time you left me with your friends to go be a hoochie with your loser teacher? Honestly, I'm already.

[Kev Onstage]

Served. Absolutely. He's the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Doakes. He's the.

[Kev Onstage]

Doakes. He's the Doakes. 1,000%. I would never let my sibling live that down forever. I would say that at their.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Funeral, you was over here hunching in a.

[Kev Onstage]

House. Hunching in a.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Hunchin. Homeless. This ain't even his home. Y' all doing homeless hunching like.

[Kev Onstage]

You really are funny, Lacey. I don't care what they say behind your back on Lipstick Alley, you are hilarious. Honestly, hunching homeless is really funny. That's.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Funny. He tricked you. Anyway, I never spoke with or saw the professor again. Okay, Tyrone, I'm glad that you never spoke or saw to the professor again or with the professor again, child, because that was chaotic. Like, why would you do that? I'm not judging you. I am judging, but I'm not judging.

[Kev Onstage]

You.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Fair. Do you get how two of those things can be true at the same.

[Kev Onstage]

Time? I get.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

It. Kev, thank you so much for coming back to the.

[Kev Onstage]

Show. I had a great time. Thank you for having me. You're. You're a vibe. You're good.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Times. You're a.

[Kev Onstage]

Vibe. You're a good time. You're a good time. Even when your knee hurts, you're still a vibe. You didn't let that pain rob you of great laughs. So thank.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. Thank.

[Kev Onstage]

You.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. Like, honestly, the best laughs, always. I'm always so impressed and so proud of you and so excited by you because it's nice to have, like, an intelligent, genius, kind, benevolent person in this industry, like, who looks after people, but also has a vision and cares and puts out great work into the.

[Kev Onstage]

World.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Always. Like, I thank you. I look up to you so.

[Kev Onstage]

Much. Thank you so.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Much. Lacey, I always ask at the end of the episodes, where would you like to be found? Anything you wanna plug? Any social media?

[Kev Onstage]

Sure. Not my best moment. A new podcast I have comes out on Wednesdays on YouTube. Wherever you find your podcasts. Not my best moment. Safe space is on Tubi right now. The Bald brothers just started airing this new year on Tubi as well. Let's just focus there. I feel like if you give people too many things, they're just like, I'm out. So that. That's.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Enough. Yeah. I feel like you can find all on your.

[Kev Onstage]

Webpage. Oh.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah. I'm on Kev.

[Kev Onstage]

Onstage. Follow me on Kev Onstage, on Instagram, on Instagram. Anything else that I have going on, I'll always tell you about it.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

There.

[Kev Onstage]

Yes. Thank.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

You. And Kev has a very fun, scammy way of telling you about his projects. It's always a very funny video. And then at the end of the video, it's like, tour dates or like, what projects coming out. And it's so brilliant. I'm stealing it from you. I'm going on a little mini tour. Are you for the Goddess with Live Nation? Yeah, I'm doing this. I missed it last.

[Kev Onstage]

Time. I want to.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Come. Hell, I want to be a part. I want you to be in.

[Kev Onstage]

It. Call me to be a part, because I was on the road when you had it in la. You asked me, but I was out of.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Town. Yeah, you.

[Kev Onstage]

Were. And I'm not on the road the first part of the year.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

So. Okay, I'mma hit. I mean, well, it's starts in.

[Kev Onstage]

March. That's.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Fine.

[Kev Onstage]

Okay. I'm.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Hit.

[Kev Onstage]

You. I have no dates until the.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Fall. I'mma hit.

[Kev Onstage]

You. Hit me. I'd love to be a part of Meet at the congregation. I wear deacon glass.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Honestly. Get the collection plate. Okay. I'd love to be a part congregation. You can see all the photos and things from this episode on Scam Goddess Pod on Instagram if you want to follow me. D I V A L A C I D V on all platforms. If you want to get my book Scam God, it's available everywhere you buy books or if you want to listen to it, it's available as an audiobook. And then Going Dutch. Oh, gosh, yes. Going Dutch is airing now on on Fox. Get into that. It's a very fun season, too. And Scam Goddess is also on Hulu. You can get into that as well. Love you guys so much and I want you all to be out there and I want you to stay. I want you to stay escalating for at least a few.

[Kev Onstage]

Hours.

[Lacey Mosley (Scam Goddess)]

Yeah, I've got it. Scam Goddess stars and is hosted by me, Lacey Moseley, AKA Scam Goddess. Our producer is Jessica Cisneros and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia. Research for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle. Stay.

[Kelly Ripa]

Scheming. Hey there, it's Kelly Ripa. And if you've been listening to my podcast, we are knee deep in season three. And if you haven't heard it, it's time to get on board. After years of interviewing celebs on camera, I finally get to bring you the real conversations that take place when the cameras aren't rolling. Where else are you going to hear Michelle Obama talk about keeping her girls out of Page Six? Hilaria Baldwin's hilarious reaction to Alec running for office? Or Jeremy Renner's lucid hallucinations about Jamie Foxx, nowhere else. It's raw, it's honest, and best of all, it's off camera. And believe me, that's where you get the good stuff. So download. Let's talk off camera with Kelly Rippa now. Wherever you get your podcast.

[Kev Onstage]

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