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Hello friends. Guess who? That's right, it is I, the Replacer. Once again, I've been called on so you can play the new Call of Black Ops 7 with three expansive modes, 18 multiplayer maps, and the tastiest zombie gameplay you've ever freaking seen. Call of Duty Black Ops 7 available now. Rated M for Mature There was blood in my shoes again as I sat in the staff room waiting for my heart rate to return to Not Deadly. Seriously, had I known that making some extra Christmas money was going to be this intense, I would have just bought a big bag of macaroni and glitter and made everybody calendars. I had seen advertisements for temporary Christmas staff for a major online retailer. I won't say which one just in case they see this, but you might have seen people droning on about their latest innovation if you're still in doubt. During the training period, I was informed by a manager with a puffed up chest that the warehouse had its own public road built by the local council just to accommodate them. As I say which retailer a major one. The role was a picker. As the Christmas orders flooded in, it was my job to dash around the shelves picking them up and bringing them back for packing. I had worked in Target based environments before, so I thought I had known what I was getting myself into. But no, I guess you don't become a major online retailer without knackering a few ankles. I took a pedometer to work one day out of curiosity and was amazed to see that I covered nearly 16 miles in a single shift. The job was monotonous, but what was worse was the sheer pressure of the roll. I had a handheld little beepy machine that I had to use to scan all the items I was picking. And man, no sound in history has ever become so irritating as fast as that little handheld. The world over there are babysitters violently shaking infants and thinking that at least they don't have to carry this thing thing for a daily half marathon. Every few hours I would have to check in with the supervisor who would check my pick rate. He could even set it to start beeping if it got too low, like I was the bus in speed, charging around the aisles with an imaginary Keanu Reeves on my back, making sure I don't go below 50 items per hour. Every shift was the same. Beep. One Direction beep. Pokemon X Beep. Game of Thrones Beep. Breaking Bad. Complete box set Beep. Hunger Games poster Beep. Hopes Beep Dreams Beep. Legend of Zelda Premium Wii U gift set. It didn't take long for the physical demands of the role to come to the fore. The skin at the base of my nails was broken and peeling from being caught on 50 books and CDs an hour. My knees ached and popped from doing more squats than an Olympic wannabe. But the worst was the blisters. I would check my feet after each shift and see raw, red, irritated skin. I would check again in the morning and try to gently roll a sock over the big skin bubble of protective fluid that had developed overnight. The worst though, was spending a day running on it, feeling the pressure of your steps stabbing at the periphery of the blister, feeling it bulge and wane with every step, feeling the pressure separating the layers of skin, then finally feeling that one short jolt of pain followed by a warm seeping damp that collects under the arc of your foot. It was another shift down and there was blood in my shoes again. Beep beep beep beep. Still, the money was alright, and it was only temporary. What really stepped up the game was when I offered a night shift. The night shifts were a different animal. People said they had better pay. Lower pick rate targets, Fewer supervisors, fewer orders coming through the whole lot. They were massively coveted for anyone whose personal timetable wasn't tied to the school run. So if you were offered one, you took it. I was offered a fortnight's worth of shifts, and the extra money would mean I could quit a few shifts earlier, before Christmas. It was nothing short of a godsend. My first shift was a week later. It was stripped back alright, but even I wasn't ready for just what a skeleton crew they had running the graveyard hours. The pickers were out in force still, but everything else was pared right back to the bone. It was just us and a scant few supervisors in a warehouse that normally housed thousands plus. It was the night supervisors, a strange, mythical breed. Mine was Derek. Derek was ambiguously old. Old enough that being contracted to such an antisocial shift begged questions about his personal life that he was too old for anyone to dare ask. He was a narrow man with narrow eyes in front of narrow opinions. He wielded his clipboard and tally sheets with all the macabre glee of an executioner just waiting for you to slip so he could take the minuscule amount of power he'd been afforded and promptly get drunk on it. Even the utilities were stripped back, the fierce halogen overheads turned off in favor of motion detecting spotlights once every five feet or so that only lit the immediate area around you. It made charging around the corridors quite fun at first, watching the rippling lights follow you along the aisles like spotlights at a theater performing the world's dullest rendition of Picker of the Opera. However, it was here that I realized I had been sold a lie. Sure, the pick rates were lower, but there was a reason the night orders were more complex and needed picking from much further flung corners of the warehouse. The extra running meant that a lower target was instantly just as difficult to maintain. Soon I was charging up and down the corridors with as much urgency as I did on any day shift, riding the ripples of motion tripped light like some kind of weightless surfer. It was those lights that first got me. I was putting down a pic that was thankfully mostly CDs. Taylor Swift and Imagine Dragons. I charged over to aisle 15, trying to speed hop to avoid popping the big blister on my right heel and scanned the first with the usual beep. Then, some way down the aisle, another light came on. I squinted into the dark towards the newly lit patch, but I couldn't see anyone who could have triggered the light. I shook it off. Probably just some stock falling over on a shelf. I headed off to pick up Imagine Dragons, scanning the shelf again. Beep. And again down the aisle another light came on. I stood squinting into the dark to try and see what could have set it off, but there was nothing. There wasn't even any stock on those shelves that far down. I called out to see if anyone was near enough to have set them off. Hello? Beep Beep. Beep. Crap. I had paused too long and my pick rate had dropped below target. Ugh. Derek would try to narrow me to death if I don't get it back up. I charged off to get back on target. Another order. Games. I dashed away to try and regain some time. First game Grand Theft Auto V. PlayStation 3 top sellers. Isle 43. Go. The Little Red light on my scanner stayed red as I collected it, still under Target. Next game Call of Duty. Xbox One. New releases. Isle 48. Still below target. This went on until two picks later I got a lucky break with two items on adjacent shelves that I was finally above target again. Just before I had to check in with Derek before my break. A Christmas miracle. Derek's narrow little eyes narrowed on his narrow little clipboard. Dipped below target. For a while there, kid, he said with a mean grin, not wanting to miss a chance for a dig. Yeah, I got it back though, I retorted. His grin sagged a little. Yeah, well be careful. I went to the little staff room to drink a Blue Bear, my Christmas savings plan not stretching as far as a genuine Red Bull. It was a bare dank little room room all painted and faded, smudged off white color with hard cold plastic chairs like those you would find stacked up at a school parents evening. There was a machine labeled Complimentary Coffee, which was only half right. Natalie, another girl on the night shift, was there too. She was sat under a corkboard covered in laminated safety information and curling advertisements for long sold cars and single moms selling amateur pet grooming services. She stared at a coffee sat next to some caffeine pills with the mindless stare of a lobotomized PTSD victim. Natalie? I asked. She looked up, bewildered at this communication thing that had broken her stupor. She seemed confused for a moment before shaking her head a little and returning to earth. Sorry was miles away there. What's up? Have you had any problems with the lights? Yeah, all the time. I've lost count of how many times I've barreled down those aisles in the dark because the motion sensors didn't, you know, sense motion. I'll break my leg one day. Watch. What about coming on when there's no one there? Uh, not happen to me, but it wouldn't stop. Surprise me. I think Paul mentioned that a few times. It's a proper crap system. Surely they can't be saving that much by just keeping the lights on. Sodding pencil munchers. Pencil muncher. That was a new one. Natalie's scanner beeped. Oh, already. She stood and left. Soon the fake energy from the fake energy drink was stabbing into my muscles and begging to be burnt off. My scanner started to beep, indicating the start of round two. The first pick was a crappy one. A little bit of everything from all over the warehouse. Some chocolates, a toothbrush, some CDs, some weird American sweets, couple of books, and some gardening equipment, of all things. I must have been above target when I finished, but I wasn't by much, and this pick was going to put me on the back foot. I charged off for the chocolates first. Aisle eight. Beep. Toothbrush. Beep. Books. Beep. CDs. Beep. I headed out for the American Suites, but I hit a nightmare and instead they weren't there. They were showing as in stock, but there's none on the shelf. This is a nightmare scenario. There's nothing in the Target to account for misplaced inventory. You just have to suck it up, find it, and work harder. Afterwards, I looked on the surrounding shelves and then heard the fateful beep beep beep beep to let me know I was now under target again. Beep.
