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Narrator/Storyteller (0:59)
directed Zootopia 2 has come home to Disney Plus.
Matthias Mills / Reindeer (St. Nicholas) (1:03)
Let's go get ready for a new case.
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We're gonna crack this case and prove
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we're the greatest partners of all time.
Plan B Advertiser (1:09)
New friends you are Gary the Snake and your last name the Snake Dream
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Team in new habitats.
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Zootopia has a secret reptile population.
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You can watch the record breaking phenomenon at home.
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Rated PG. Hey, welcome back to the podcast. I really hope you enjoy this episode and if you'd like to hear more stories like these with a different background sound, please check the description to check out my other two podcasts. And if you want to get rid of all of the ads, you can subscribe for just $2.99 a month. Last thing, I really appreciate you being here and I'd really love if you would follow the podcast and come back again soon. Thank you so much. I hope you enjoy. I should have known something was off about Juniper. For starters, her name was Juniper. That should have been my first red flag, but when her photo popped up on Tinder, my thumb hesitated over her face. Yeah, it was a bathroom selfie. And yeah, her lips were pursed in an annoying semi duck face, but man, she was hot. My thumb slid across my phone screen as I swiped right. Our first date was at a bar near her work somewhere in Midtown. She wanted to meet up on a Tuesday. I'd have preferred a weekend night, but whatever. I'm flexible when the catch is hot enough it was some crappy place with a sports reference for a name, foreplay or something. The place was filled with frat boy now financial advisors taking advantage of the happy hour specials and attractive bartenders and tight tank tops. I grabbed us a table in the back behind the giant Jenga and pool tables. My phone buzzed with a text message. Running late, be there in 10. I rolled my eyes and took a sip of my cheap lager. She better be worth it. My beer caught in my throat as she walked past the bar into the main seating area. She scanned the room for me, her long blond hair over one shoulder. She wore a fitted button up shirt unbuttoned at the top and a pencil skirt. Her long thin legs ended up in a pair of pink pumps, a little bit of spice in an otherwise fairly conservative business outfit. I felt my groin warm as my eyes lingered on her calves. Her face lit up with recognition when she caught my gaze. Her tender picture did not do her justice. Her nose and chin were round, her face an oval with a slight widow's peak. Her lips were full in rosy pink, her blue eyes wide with excitement. I raised my glass and smiled my most charming first date smile. Five hours later I lay in her bed, satisfied. Overall, a decent first date. As I listened to the water running from Juniper's bathroom, I decided with drowsy comfort that she would make a great sacrifice. We dated for a few months. Juniper was hot, cheeky and wild in the bedroom. Things were going great until she invited me to her parents cabin for Christmas. My father passed away earlier that year so no one was waiting for me. I had to keep Juniper close for this year's offering and I figured it was the season of family. As they say, the more the merrier. We weren't able to drive up to her family cabin until Christmas Eve. Juniper worked as a legal secretary and the office didn't give her much time off so it wasn't until around 3pm before we were loading Juniper's luxury crossover. It's okay, I thought. Still plenty of time. She wove the car through the snowy back roads and explained to me what a snow tire was. I had only recently moved up north from Florida and I was thankful she didn't ask me to help drive. But I had never seen snow before and its beauty struck me. I watched out the window as we passed the sparkling white landscape, mesmerized. Her parents, both lawyers were loaded so I don't know why I was surprised when we pulled up to the family cabin. The two story mini mansion was built from polished wood and stone. Large columns stretched up from the ground to the roof, creating a sharp awning that sheltered the double glass front doors and floor to ceiling windows that spotted the modern exterior. Juniper parked her car at the top of the driveway, expressing obvious annoyance that all three spaces in the garage were already taken by her parents and sister's cars. I peered out the passenger window at the house. Large, soft snowflakes fell lazily to the ground, illuminated by two spotlights shining from the front yard onto the cabin's facade. The light reflected off the snow, giving it the illusion that the heavens were raining gold. Wow. I know. I'm from Florida, but. I paused. This isn't really what I was picturing. Juniper lowered onto the wheel to get a better look at her family home. Her face glowed in the warm light from outside. She chuckled. Yeah, I know. But don't be fooled. It's not all fancy. She eyed me mischievously. The cell service is crap.
