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SCP Archives
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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.
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SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
1w ago00:57:06Tap to summarizeSCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania. Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural. Transcript Patrons April 7-11 Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-was written by Dino–Draws Script by Daisy McNamara Researcher - Liv Smith Orogenesis.AIC - Lauren Tucker Narrator - B. Narr Glen Dennis/ The Thing In the Mine - Giancarlo Herrera Milton - Chris Harris-Beechey John Fulmer - Russ More Genevieve Blatt - Bailey Wolfe Foreman - Jesse Hall Miner - Michael Ignacio jr. Doctor - Hannah Schooner Agent Rudy Weller - Stephen Indrisano Agent Rosa Pierce - Rebekah McLoughlin Agent Glenn Bird - Marquiz Moore Agent Irene Reed - Janine Bower Captain Lynn - Karim Kronfli Director Julian Eden - Nate Dufort Agent Joyce - Julian Dailey Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Editing by Chris Harris-Beechey Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger Composer - Dana Creasman Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
2w ago00:32:50Tap to summarizeI’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript Patrons April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara. Narrator - Jon Grilz Buddy - Stephen Indrisano D-0522 - Daisy McNamara Dr. Lee - Kale Brown Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Music and Sound Design - Mattie Roi Berger Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
3w ago00:42:16Tap to summarize"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Teddy - David Ault David - Chris Harris-Beechey Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Guide - Mike Fielding Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
3w ago00:25:56Tap to summarize"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Mar 15-21 Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Teddy - David Ault Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Research Assistant - Brandon Nguyen Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
4w ago00:23:10Tap to summarize"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14 Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Teddy - David Ault Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Announcement - Rebekah McLoughlin Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
Apr 3000:25:40Tap to summarize"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation." Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1 Patrons Mar 1 - 7 USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Jack - Brandon P Jenkins Scientist - Jesse Hall Unicorn - Giancarlo Herrera Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Researcher - Brandon Nguyen D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton ButtGhost - Isaiah Rothstein Rodney's Mother - Elissa Park David - Chris Harris-Beechey Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
Apr 2300:25:10Tap to summarize“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Janice - Kayla Temshiv Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino Burtkurt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe D-Class - Mick Wheaton Scientist 1 - Daisy McNamara Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman Director- Giancarlo Herrera Art - Pacific S. Obadiah Music- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
Apr 1600:27:22Tap to summarize"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino Camera Person - Melissa Lusk Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
Apr 900:31:12Tap to summarize"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P Jenkins Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Mendonza - Rissa Montanez Bradley - Melissa Lusk Reynolds - B. Narr Wilhelm - Damon Alums Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera Walker - Shelby Novak Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
Apr 200:32:38Tap to summarize"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah Operator - Hannah Schooner Mendoza - Rissa Montanez Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Elevator - Tal Minear Speedo Man - Derrick Valen Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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