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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
Apr 1600:27:22Tap to summarize"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino Camera Person - Melissa Lusk Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
Apr 900:31:12Tap to summarize"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P Jenkins Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Mendonza - Rissa Montanez Bradley - Melissa Lusk Reynolds - B. Narr Wilhelm - Damon Alums Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera Walker - Shelby Novak Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
Apr 200:32:38Tap to summarize"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah Operator - Hannah Schooner Mendoza - Rissa Montanez Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Elevator - Tal Minear Speedo Man - Derrick Valen Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
Mar 2600:37:02Tap to summarize"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins Interviewer - Marquiz Moore Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Little Timmy - Tal Minear Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
Mar 1900:35:03Tap to summarize"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills David - Chris Harris-Beechy Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Chauffer - Rissa Montanez Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Interviewer - Marquiz Moore D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
Mar 1200:31:33Tap to summarize"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript Patrons Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Podcast Host - Fay Roberts D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Elevator - Tal Minear Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah Scientist 2 - B. Narr Security Guard - Damon Alums Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
Mar 500:29:23Tap to summarize"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
Mar 400:35:12Tap to summarizeListen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even. But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams. Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse words Thank you for listening to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House". To support the show directly, please consider leaving them a review on your listening platform of choice, or joining their Patreon! Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
Feb 2601:15:26Tap to summarizeSCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design. Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons Pt 2 - Dec 22-31 Amandazillapop, HPCringecraft, Sam Clayt, overcast51, vanjerino, DazAnOrk, Jackson Zenger, Cole Martin, Dominic Wills, GamesandCereal, SteelRook00205, Oskar Mastalerz, Khaos Kelly, paradoz430, Paul Kenney, Marielle Nunez, Tom Torrens, Charles Pratta, Smack Turmoil, and Lukas Danner Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC Computer - Ben Counter O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Mekhanist - Giancarlo Herrera Abel - Nasim Benelkour Cain - Karim Kronfli Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
Feb 2400:53:22Tap to summarizeSCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2. Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons Pt 1 - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC Computer - Ben Counter Giles.AIC - Kayla Temshiv O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Private Samson - Russ More Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Lieutenant McNabb - Hannah Schooner Abel - Nasim Benelkour Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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