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SCP Archives
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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.
New episodes weekly.
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Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
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SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"
Apr 1, 202500:18:27Tap to summarizeHappy April Fools day. SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.Content warnings: Gore, Nuclear ArmageddonTranscript:Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-0001-j was written by AwhRyan and HikarinuScript by Daisy McNamaraNarrator- Derrick ValenTired Narrator- Virginia SpottsMiller- Dustin ParsonsJohannes- Kit PatersonDr Cross- Melissa LuskThe Administrator- Katrina PecinaO5-7- Brandon NyugenOB-1- Chris Harris-BeecheyOB-2- Bailey WolfeOB-3- Rebekah McLoughlanOB-5- Rhys LawtonDialogue Editor- Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Dustin ParsonsShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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SCP-1859: “Life Over Geological Time”
Mar 27, 202500:21:04Tap to summarizeSCP-1859 is a temporal anomaly in the center of a massive underground cavern roughly 238 km in diameter. The chamber is located in [DATA REDACTED], several kilometers below the surface. Time passes more quickly with proximity to the epicenter…Content Warnings: N/A TranscriptPatronsNovember Patrons!Rainy Daye, Chase P, Thierry Ullmann, Mister Sausko, Danny Smith, T0astedRats, Felix, Patrick H, Jayden Bull, William Blethen, Neko Necro, S B, Xenoshia, Ernie Fernandez, Nick McKissick, goldnight, C Haag, Timelygoth, Tayla Coulthart, Tristen Eichfeld, PrumpkinPie, and Disappointed BearCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-1859 was written by FlahScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Elissa ParkDr. O’Grady - Virginia SpottsDr. Pratt - Nate DuFortArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Derrick ValenShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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SCP-2419: “The Laughing Men”
Mar 20, 202500:25:44Tap to summarizeSCP-2419 is a refinery and waste disposal facility located 75 kilometers north of Summer Springs, Colorado. It was constructed by the Foundation in 1954 for destruction and long-term storage of hazardous wastes.Content Warnings: Grief, incination of a living person, graphic violence, gun violence, body horror. TranscriptPatronsSpecial thanks to Arvin Rodo Atienza from our Discord for requesting this article!Brett van Roekel, Ember, Sathoje, Maria Hamill, KaaaaraKaraKara, XxBreezeoxX, Ferociouslilbeast, Ethan Buller, Logan Wood, Jason Kuhn, Daniel Johansson, Marjorie von nordeck, Brianna Taggart, Witch Loud, adoorable door, and Lisa Fedel.Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-2419 was written by The Great HippoScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzLucy Barber - Elissa ParkWarren - Vic CollinsGuard - Jesse HallWest - Ben CounterJennings - Hannah SchoonerHammond - Russ MoreMaddox - Daisy McNamaraSCP-2419-A-S - Kit PatersonArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Derrick ValenShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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SCP-7311: "Insecure Facility Dossier"
Mar 13, 202500:22:01Tap to summarizeSite-57 spent the first 20 years of its operation as a standard mass-containment facility for digital anomalies found throughout the eastern United States.Content Warnings: Unhealthy relationshipsTranscript:PatronsThoticles. Jasper Lauer. Son shade. Tactical. Mephisto. Leonardo de Araujo Lemos. BlackMage Moogle.Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-7311 was written by RounderhoyseScript by Kevin WhitlockRobert Cordol- Jon GrilzComputer - Rissa MontanezSite 57- Daisy McNamaraMagellan- Kale BrownArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Derrick ValenShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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SCP-2521: “##-#####-##-#” Pt. 2
Mar 6, 202500:40:20Tap to summarizeIf we do encounter it, expect to be administered Type-C amnestics after the mission to prevent re-emergenceContent Warnings: Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. TranscriptPatronsKingJay, Ceara, Cameron Newpher, Jeniffer Porath, Robert Linsenman, Isaiah Jetter, Jacob Hurley, Renpon, Zach Hollis, StinnyTime, Nika, Cooperburger, Seachtart, Marijn Berens, Dustin Luke, Ashton, Wolf Lord, Alec VanBuskirk, Paint_Guzzler, and sweetbeanbabe!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-2521 was written by LurkD“Creaking at the Seams” was written by RallistonScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Dustin ParsonsHammerhjead - Rissa MontanezStich - Stephen IndrisanoMidnight - Madeleine MooreMonty Chambers - Kayla TemshivDr. Thoreau - Daisy McNamaraPatty Demers - Nichole GoodnightChopper Pilot - Elissa ParkDr. Cullman - Chris Harris-BeechyTi’adght Ai’n - Vic CollinsArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris BeechyShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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SCP-2521: "##-#####-##-#" Pt. 1
Feb 27, 202500:48:09Tap to summarizeDon't say xer name. Content Warnings: Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. TranscriptPatronsNicvhole Wilson, TParis, GreyMatte, Tyler Bennett, Gregory Betti, Deathbymoth, Catherine Wahe, Christopher Maloney, Cheryl, Hunter Byford, EzraHiiro, Chelsie Diaz, Erica Bateson, Antonine Desillets, and Flizzard The WizardCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-2521 was written by LurkD“Creaking at the Seams” was written by RallistonScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Dustin ParsonsDr. Ross - Graham RowatD-8931 - Marquiz MoorePatty Demers - Nichole GoodnightMonty Chambers - Kayla TemshivTi'adhgt Ai'n - Vic CollinsD-8934 - Jesse HallSecretary - Daisy McNamaraPercival Darke - Ben CounterFirst - Brandon P JenkinsSecond - Anver MahmudThird - Ashlee JonesFourth - Scott PaladinArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris BeechyShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
Transcribe →Presenting: Regarding Dracula
Jan 21, 202500:39:05Tap to summarizeRegarding Dracula is a bite-sized audio adaptation of the horror classic, taking you through Bram Stokers 1897 novel with a full cast of characters and deliciously terrifying sound design. It's one of my personal obsessions and it's about to be yours.Learn more: https://redracula.live/This episode featured Ben Galpin as Jonathan Harker, Sivan Raz as the Hungarian man and additional voices, Mihai Matei as the driver and additional voices, Madi Opincaru as the German-speaking traveller and additional voices, with additional voices by Ioana Adăscăliței, Graham Rowat as Peter Hawkins, and Karim Kronfli as Dracula. Directed by Stephen Indrisano. Dialogue editing by Stephen Indrisano. Sound design by Tal Minear. Produced by Ella Watts and Pacific S. Obidiah, with executive producers Stephen Indrisiano, Tal Minear, and Hannah Wright. A Bloody FM production.Transcript: Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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SCP-7160: "D is for Dermatology"
Apr 25, 2024Tap to summarizeSCP-7160 is the corpse of a 24-year-old adult male identified as John McAckler.Content Warnings: Infection of the body by insects, body horror, harassment, mental illness, self-harm, self-mutilation, and suicideTranscriptPatronsArkady, Danielle Garaway, KingLego, Kit, wyspr, Wolfie, Moose Niko, Kenneth Weese, liemily!!!, and KirbCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-7113 was written by JakdragonX and PedagonScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Nichole GoodnightJohn McAckler - Jon GrilzShelly Lee - Kayla TemshivDr. Collins - Bailey WolfeHeartland - Kale BrownArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Pacific S. ObadiahComposer - Dana CreasmanShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad MiskaPresented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podTwitter: https://twitter.com/scp_podFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →SCP-2480: "An Unfinished Ritual"
Aug 3, 2023Tap to summarizeI summon thee...TranscriptPatronsKingReaper, irishdragonking, Kay MacKenzie, DivineTurbodiesel, Brandon Holland, David Herrmann, Audrey Resendiz, and Duke McDaniels!Cast & CrewSCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-2480 was written by MetaphysicianScript edited by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzGoldstein - Dustin ParsonsGrayson - Russ MoreHull - Graham RowatLightbody - Nichole GoodnightNarvaez - Giancarlo HerreraO5-4 - Marquiz MooreSCP-2480-1 - Jesse HallWu - Elissa ParkTheme Song by Tom Rory ParsonsEditor - Veronica CaliforniaShowrunner - Kale BrownProducer - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad MiskaPresented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podTwitter: https://twitter.com/scp_podFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
Transcribe →SCP-5902: "Dept. of Abnormality"
Aug 10, 2021Tap to summarizeJust another day in the office. Say, you fill out Form 4AB-82 yet? Yeah, I need it before the Monday staff meeting...PatronsHopen, Teabag Chopra, Caryne Hampton, Stan Nabors, Ricky Dash, Shifty Rhys, Jeremy Holm, skyenet, Ely-Za A Crawley, Lillith, CJ Espinoza-Chavez, Alycifer, Will & Andy 4Ever, Richard Solum-Windsor, Zachary Lessard, Dominik, Ash Taylor, pr0ud_librarian,Benjamin Lorenz, JustPeachy, Yael Segev, Mackenzie Madsen, and Adrian Bundy!Cast & Crew:SCP-5902 was written by CadaverCommander and MaliceAforethoughtHost & Narrator - Jon GrilzResearcher - Tanja MilojevicMrs. Marquez - Rissa M.Alpha - David CollinsBeta - Erik Kemp____________Assistant Editor - Jesse HallSound Designer - Danny SweetCommunity Manager - Celeste CasianMusic by Tom Rory ParsonsShowrunner - Pacific S. ObadiahProducers - Tom Owen & Brad MiskaPresented by Bloody Disgustingwww.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_pod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppod Discord: https://discord.gg/yW5BVPFgzp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
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