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Sophie
Instagram can off. Think about it.
Jason
No swimsuit post then, for the rest of the year. From you.
Sophie
I'm not. You think that I'm, like, a skinny little petite thing. My thighs are chafing. That's why I ripped my denim jeans.
Jason
Yeah, you did rip denim.
Sophie
So good.
Jason
That's a good point.
Foreign.
Show me something podcast. As you can tell, we're here in person together. It's our Jordan podcast, episode two, three, and per us. This episode is brought to you by the good people down the street at Arby's.
Sophie
At Arby's. And we're in Miami, so I was like, I didn't know Miami had Arby's, but hell yeah, they do. Yeah. Bing bong.
Jason
Yeah. Arby's in Miami hits a little diff. A lot of times people fly to Miami and they want a Cubano sandwich. Not me.
Sophie
Not here.
Jason
I don't want that.
Sophie
Guess what I just ate.
Jason
What'd you eat?
Sophie
A double beef and cheddar Arby's sandwich. I'm not kidding. You can ask anyone in here. Like, I'm not kidding.
Jason
And you still look skinny despite ripping denim earlier today.
You're not gonna get a better roast beef than a double beef and cheddar from Arby's. You know what I do sometimes?
Sophie
What?
Jason
Take the top bun off. I put curly fries on, top bun back on, adds a little crunch.
Sophie
Dude, I like that. I've actually never done that, but I bun off. Ton of Arby sauce. Yeah, like, little bunch of cheddar Arby sauce. Bunch of meat. Say less.
Jason
We've been eating so much Arby's during the podcast that we didn't record for, like, a week and a half, and I. I kind of thought about Arby's every day, but it's been a minute, and so we're here to just get back on the road.
Sophie
I'd say I'd like to start off that I'm drinking a Celsius, and I had no idea that it looks like dehydrated urine.
Jason
Alien piss.
Sophie
Honestly. Love Celsius, though. Like, big, big fan.
Jason
What flavor?
Sophie
I think it's strawberry Kiwi.
Jason
Yeah. Dude, you're dead on.
Sophie
Yeah, Real good, Real good. But I did not know.
Jason
No, you should never. It's like, never meet your heroes. Never pour your favorite energy drinks into a. Into a fucking glass.
Sophie
Do they all look like this?
Jason
I. I saw someone Brought a Celsius like a week ago because I had the same moment that you just had. I watched someone pour down. I was like, jesus Christ. So did it look, like, so scary? Yeah.
Sophie
So they. Oh, that's. That's actually. That's awful. I drink like one of these before a game and one at halftime.
Jason
Yeah. Is that. That's your go to like, stimulant for hoops?
Sophie
Yeah. Well, no, I don't need it.
Jason
Here's a good question for you.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Because I always want definitely for baseball, football, I think it's. You play once a week and the energy is just naturally there. But you guys have played back to back games on the days that you're like, just not feeling it.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
And you're like yawning during pregame and stuff. What do you do to find your juice?
Sophie
Honestly? Poor Celsius.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Because it really does. Like, I actually did this study because I'm having some gut issues. I do not react to caffeine. It does nothing for me.
Jason
Then why are you. What is that for? What's it fucking called?
Sophie
See, here you go.
Jason
No, no, no.
Well, guys, what am I tripping? What's it called when you do something and like, you don't actually. But you think you're getting the benefits but it's not working? Placebo.
Sophie
It's placebo.
Jason
Like you drink an energy drink because you think it'll wake you up or like coffee in the morning. People think they're like, oh, I can start my day now, but it's like, probably not even working.
Sophie
Yeah. But they, they do kind of help. So what do you do?
Jason
Like, if you're yawning and like, you really have to like, turn up.
Sophie
You got to get your. Together. That is. Yes. And everyone goes through it. Like, there's definitely games that you're more excited for and games that you're not. But like, at the end of the day, you're here to frickin win and play basketball.
Jason
People give up once you're like yawning, like, yeah, we go, yes. I guess I got to go play defense.
Sophie
I know. But sometimes actually when I feel tired, I somehow play better because I'm like, hey, I need to get my shit together and like, show up.
Jason
Or I was going to say. Or you're just like, not so over the top. Yeah, I just like chilling.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Just like play better calm.
Sophie
Literally. Is that how you were?
Jason
No, football is very like. It's so. There's so much buildup you can't really, like, you're Never going to be, like.
Sophie
Tired and you practice beat out of you.
Jason
Yeah. You wake up the first time you get your job broken in half.
We didn't see each other over Thanksgiving. That was like the big. I was like, oh, you were gonna.
Sophie
I know.
Jason
Did you. You saw my brother, though.
Sophie
I know.
Jason
He said he saw you.
Sophie
I did. Well, you know what? I was actually exhausted this Thanksgiving, and I only went out for maybe like 20 minutes and that. I was just tired and I was good. Where was it?
Jason
I wanted to make a PSA that I stayed in on Thanksgiving Eve, AKA Blackout Wednesday, AKA you can hang out with your high.
Sophie
Here it is. Friends.
Jason
Wait, that's a good picture of both of you. That's cute.
Sophie
Can you see?
Jason
Yeah. So my brother got home at.
Henry. Got home at 4:30, he said. And then we had to go to my grandma's. I don't know what they did. They went to someone's house.
Sophie
Oh, no.
Jason
But I want to say sorry we didn't cross paths, but it was a big step in my life. I didn't.
Sophie
Well, can you tell me more why you didn't? Because this is new.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
I thought there was more going on.
Jason
I did see just a lot of tweets that, like, if you're 30, like, let's hang up the cleats. The night before Thanksgiving. And I. I probably got in my head a little bit. However, we had to go to my grandma's the next day. And I think I had something else that weekend. I don't know. But I. I went home, watched a movie with my dad.
Sophie
Oh, really? Yeah. That's nice.
Jason
But it was like a. That was a big step. And now I probably won't even consider that night as, like a. As something to do.
Sophie
No, I know. I think you also grow out of it. Like, the more you mature and stuff like that, you just, like, need rest and you just want to be. Here's my thing. I never get to really be home and, like, just be with the people I want to be with. Yeah. And all my friends. I hate that I didn't get to see them, but I actually just stayed home and spent so much time with my family, and it was, like, so fulfilling.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
And I had so many opportunities to, like, go be with all my friends. They all watched the Mizzou game at Cooper's house, and I wanted to go, but I just couldn't get off the couch. Like, I was just. So. I was just content.
Jason
I think if someone would have texted me and, like, made plans, I would have Done it. My fault. Like, everyone was just kind of, like, chilling.
Sophie
Really?
Jason
I saw. I saw, like, Thomas and Brian and Ross at where? Taphouse for, like, a beer?
Sophie
Oh, yeah, Dang. I didn't go to tapas. I literally went to Addison's for their nachos. Stopped by Understudy to see Wyatt, and that's where I ran into your brother. All of our friends were down there for a little bit, but I was just like, I was good. I've been exhausted, so it's just nice to, like, go home. I feel like a fat, to be honest, after Thanksgiving, but that's fine.
Jason
How was your plate?
Sophie
So good. Yeah, so good. I had like, three, four plates.
Jason
All my family are all mzou grads, obviously, so they're like, they listen to this podcast and one of my aunts was like, thanks for the shout out on your podcast. I was like, wait, did I. When did I give you a shout out? And she, like, she played it back and I was like, my aunt makes fucking cheesy potatoes at Thanksgiving. And she was like, just dialed.
Sophie
Good.
Jason
Didn't have them this year, though, which is.
Sophie
You know what? We're. We were all deciding, like, for Christmas, we're actually going to do, like, an Italian Christmas dinner.
Jason
Like, Italian food.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
I was thinking, like, culturally, like the Italian.
Sophie
Can you imagine the cunningham's all doing that.
Jason
That sounds kind of fun.
Sophie
Yeah. Like, we always kind of do, like, I feel like Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, probably missing one, but we always do, like, the same types of meals. And so this year, our cousins are going to do a things or a food. Freaking Italian dinner. Lunch, dinner.
Jason
I really with that because there's no rules for Christmas food.
Sophie
But it's kind of like. But it's like, rules that are, like, unwritten rules.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
And now, like, we're breaking the norm, which I so for.
Jason
So, like, spaghetti pizza is, like, a little juvenile, but, like, good pasta.
Sophie
Yeah. There's gonna be wine. Yeah. Four pastas, a bunch of wine. Our cousins, they make their own alcohol.
Jason
Okay.
Sophie
Do you know how cool that is? Like, like moonshine.
Jason
Oh, it's like basement alcohol.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Like a distillery.
Sophie
So good. No, no, no. Like, you know.
Jason
Yeah. It's like, secret. Yeah, it is in, like, mason jars.
Sophie
But it's so good. And they, like, make their own wine. They do all that type of stuff. They're just super down to do all that. So I'm like, say less. I'll drink it. I'll tell you how it is.
Jason
That sounds really fun.
It's December now. Thanksgiving's over.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Goddamn. The cheap Thanksgiving was great until the Chiefs.
Sophie
What is going on?
Jason
It's been going on now.
Sophie
I know.
Jason
That's why. Okay. I mean, we'll probably talk about this more, but Sophie and I are going from here to Kansas City for a little party Saturday. But, like.
Sophie
And Kev. Kev's coming, too, and Kev can't cut.
Jason
Kev's face into this episode, which is sad. But the Chiefs are. I. I feel like I've said this, like, four weeks in a row now. No backs are against the wall. This is. If they lose Sunday, it's over. Over.
Sophie
It's over.
Jason
They'll have played in three Super Bowls in a row to not make in the playoffs, which is crazy. I will give them the benefit of the doubt when you play three or four extra games every single postseason. It's football, though, that stacks up you.
Sophie
They have a long off season. Not.
Jason
Okay. Not as like, it's longer than yours. But I'm saying football destroys you. It takes years off your life.
Sophie
I. I totally agree with that. And you know what I think is also funny is, like, how old is. Like, how old are, like, the vets of football? Oh, like, 30.
Jason
Like, Travis is old. Like, how old is he, 37 or something?
Sophie
He's 37.
Jason
I mean, let's go.
Sophie
Okay.
Jason
Yeah. 36.
Sophie
36. Wow. That is actually pretty old for football. Yeah. I was thinking more like 30 or 31, 2, 3 would be pretty old for football.
Jason
Well, like, Brady playing till he was 41 was, like, insane.
Sophie
Insane.
Jason
Yeah. Yeah.
Sophie
That's like the Diana Taurasi of.
Jason
Yeah. But my point was, like, you're playing full and extra. If you just say the last three years, that's an extra, like, almost 10 games.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
That's a lot that other teams you're playing against didn't have to do thousand percent, thousand percent. You think if you went to the championship four years in a row, that the fifth year, you'd be, like, a little not over it, but you're kind of like, yawn.
Sophie
Not. Not over it. But I also think that when you do experience that and you don't have all the. The tools that you need, you know what you're lacking. Do you kind of get what I'm saying? Like, because people want to go get their money, which they totally should. They. People leave, and then you lose that talent, and if you don't replace it, then, like, everyone knows you're lacking of what got you there. The past. Whatever years.
Jason
Yeah. Also. Yeah. Breaking news. I will not be shotgunning beers.
Sophie
I know. This is cool.
Jason
Can't drink with you at the tailgate Sunday, because I am now hosting on the field. I'm the sideline reporter for Chiefs Texans Peacock Livestream Reality Hot seats. So fucking turn me up.
Sophie
I love that.
Jason
Yeah, just handheld mic right here. I'm gonna be a little bit professional. Maybe a joke or two.
Sophie
Definitely throw in a joke or two. That's you.
Jason
But it is crazy, though, that now here I am. That like a reality TV show. Me jumping in a pool. Got me a sideline reporting job.
Sophie
I love it. Full circle moment, you know?
Jason
I hope Patrick sees me in winks.
Sophie
Have you interviewed him before?
Jason
Yes. So it's kind of. It kind of works. Yeah, so they told me keep it pretty neutral in general with my colors and unbiased reporter. I'm wearing all chief stuff, so it'll be fun. But I gotta make sure I find everyone. Like, I gotta see my dad do some points.
Sophie
Yep.
Jason
Gonna try to dress warm enough, but also look professional on camera.
Sophie
Swaggy.
Jason
And they're bringing the. They bring the peacock cameras to our tailgate too, so we'll get some interviews in there. But this is awesome. Pretty exciting. Thanks.
Sophie
I feel like this is gonna be, like, the step of something new.
Jason
Well, yeah. I like doing things that are like.
Like, it's like people are always like, would you ever want to broadcast? I'm like, I don't. It just feels so formal. That's why I liked going on Good Morning Football. Yeah, well, that show, you can, like, be silly. And I think I'm gonna get to be a little.
Sophie
Nowadays, not all broadcasting is so professional. Like, think about.
Jason
No, I agree. Like, Pat McAfee was tank tops, literally.
Sophie
And he's jumping off in a Speedo.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Like, yeah, I think I like him. Yeah.
Jason
But he's a big indie guy. I don't know how you guys don't know each other yet. His studio is in indie.
Sophie
I should try to get on his show.
Jason
Um, the crew is Heather Gay, Justin Sylvester, Boston Freaking Rob, and Kate Chastain and you. And I'm gonna be like. I'll be like, cutting to them in studio. Oh, also, I think there's gonna be, like, sneak peeks of shit. Like, I think they're introing new Summerhouse people on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sophie
Wait, what do you mean? Who?
Jason
Like, the new guys. One of them may or may not be from Kansas City.
Sophie
Who?
Jason
All right, so, Freddy.
Sophie
Okay.
Jason
To Sunday Night Football. Is that okay? Can I do that?
Sophie
Fuck. I Was not ready for that.
Jason
It happened before I even turned it. I busted my hand open.
Sophie
Woo.
I was scared.
Jason
I just hurt my hand really bad. Hope I don't mess up. But tune in, don't watch.
Sophie
Hopefully it goes better than that. Bottle pop.
Jason
Peacock. Sunday night, I'm gonna have to text so many of my aunts that like, they're like, how do I open Peacock?
Sophie
Oh, Shirley, Heather and Shirley and Cheryl.
Jason
And Heather and Aunt Ansy and Heather and Nancy get figured out. But Cheryl download the app now.
Sophie
This is good, dude. Congrats. Big steps.
All right, let me set you the scene. So holidays are here. Everything goes straight. Chaos. I'm still doing workouts, I'm traveling. I trying to get my presence together. I'm just trying to like, figure out my life. Chaos.
Jason
Your. Your suitcase is never unpacked, your phone's always buzzing, and chaos is everywhere. It's hard to get 10 minutes to yourself.
Sophie
Which is exactly why the second I reach home, I'm going straight for the couch. Probably a little bit of popcorn. Make sure the air conditioning's on because I'm going for my bubble cuddle blanket from Cozy Earth because I just want to relax a little bit.
Jason
Um, yeah, my apartment is basically Cozy Earth headquarters at this point. I also have the Cozy Earth bamboo sheets with Christmas decor on them. I'm going to sleep with little trees.
Sophie
Wait, really?
Jason
Swear. Oh, so soft.
Sophie
Wait, I actually kind of like that.
Jason
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Jason
So it'll be Sunday Night Football and like, I'll already be in Kansas City. So they were like, we need a sideline reporter. And it does help that I've kind of been doing this for a while, but I'm kind of fired up. I need to like, behave during the day, but it's like, cool. And it is at Arrowhead, where I've been watching games since I was a kid. And now I'll have a microphone.
Sophie
So is it like literally just you and the camera? Oh, my gosh.
Jason
I think. I mean, I don't know. I won't know until we like, get into it. But it's the whole game.
Sophie
Do you know what you're talking about yet or.
Jason
No. They said they're like working on maybe a like a segment with Donna Kelsey.
Sophie
Nice.
Jason
She'll be there.
Sophie
Yep.
Jason
But no, it's like full blown like stick mic and honestly this is fun because it's not as stuffy as a real broadcast. I don't have to talk about like if the cheese like run the ball more. I can joke about like the atmosphere and like how things are going and make weird analogies and metaphors. It's going to be awesome.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
And I've already seen some posts about it that are like a lot of women saying like, this is the only reason I'll watch football.
Sophie
I love this. This is good.
Jason
So should be sick. Should be fun.
Sophie
Can I ask something though?
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
I feel like you're really good at this. But what other people in reality TV are also really good at this.
Jason
So the four they have, they did.
Sophie
They did like trying to on.
Jason
No, no, no, no.
Sophie
I just don't know.
Jason
They did table reads and chemistry tests which I think they had like.
Like 10 or 12 people do it.
Sophie
Oh good.
Jason
And they chose for the people who they thought like worked the best.
Sophie
Nice.
Jason
Cuz I asked cuz Heather Gay is a Salt Lake City housewife and I was like oh I was. How like how did she get chosen? Like she showed up and was just like knew everything. Yeah. I think like has family involved in football and dude in Utah BYU Top 10 program right now the Utah, the Utah citizens know a lot of balls.
Sophie
Really.
Jason
Andy Reid went to BYU and she went to byu.
Sophie
Andy Reid did.
Jason
Yeah. Wait, that might be fun. I wonder if she knows. With Venmo Stache, a taco in one hand and ordering a ride in the other means you're stacking cash back. Nice. Get up to 5% cash back with Venmo Stash on your favorite brands when you pay with your Venmo debit card. From takeout to ride, shares, entertainment and more, pick a bundle with your go tos and start earning cash back at those brands. Earn more cash when you do more with Stash. Venmo Stash terms and Exclusions apply. Max $100 cash back per month. See terms at Venmo me stashterms.
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Sophie
At Marshalls when the weather gets cold, I immediately turn into holiday mode. Sophie, I want comfort food, cozy blankets and literally anything warm.
Jason
Same and nothing. Nothing warms you up faster than opening a classic Arby's roast beef.
Sophie
It's like edible comfort, slow roasted, tender, juicy. It's basically a heated blanket you can eat.
Jason
It's like soul therapy. And if you're feeling a little extra like we usually are, go for the double Arby's double roast beef. You guessed it, stacked tall with double the meat.
Sophie
Or go full chaos like me and grab the double beef and cheddar warm beef, cheddar cheese sauce, dripping red ranch Onions. And again, double the meat.
Jason
Holiday season is stressful. Treat yourself to something great. You know what you want. Get an Arby's double roast beef or a double beef and cheddar in store or delivered today.
Sophie
Dude, double roast beef, double beef and cheddar.
Jason
Double.
Sophie
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Sophie
Love, Andy.
Jason
So that is Sunday. So I will. I think they're going to bring the cameras, though, toward tailgate first.
Sophie
That will be fun. And you can't, like, you need to focus. Like, you can't be messing around.
Jason
No, I'll have, like a beer or two and eat some food, but it will not be what it typically is. It will not be usual.
Sophie
What did the boys say? Because that's some harsh news. Yeah, like, good news, but harsh news.
Jason
They'll be fine. There's enough of us that hopefully they don't. They don't, like, miss my antics too much. But also, now my dad's gonna find someone to go with because I was gonna go sit with him. He'll be fine.
Sophie
He'll be fine. Why won't your mom go? She working?
Jason
Maybe my mom's good for like two or three a year. Also, once it's cold, I think she gets.
Sophie
What about Hindog?
Jason
Henry's bringing his Chicago friends.
Sophie
Oh, really?
Jason
Oh.
Sophie
Oh, that'll be fun.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Your dad should just bring a friend.
Jason
He's gonna.
Sophie
Yeah, that'll be fine. He'll be great.
Jason
But also, the biggest thing, I was like, do I have to dress in neutrals and be an unbiased. Ah, news reporter?
Sophie
What did they say?
Jason
They were like, honestly, everyone knows you're a Chiefs fan. Like, don't fake it.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
So I put together a little outfit before I packed last night.
Sophie
Like, not. Is it, like, too much or is it, like, enough?
Jason
I think it's cute. It's like, touches of Chiefs, but it still looks, I think, professional and cool. Are you ready?
Sophie
Yep. Let me see.
Jason
It's supposed to be cold. It's, like, all denim, you dumbass.
Sophie
That's full on Chiefs.
Jason
It's a scarf and a hat.
Sophie
Dude, please show the camera. Hold on. Pause. He said touch of cheese. Just remember that's what he said.
Jason
But it's not like a red coat that, like, I would normally wear. That's tasteful.
Sophie
That's full on, Chief dingus.
Jason
But income. Yeah, I. People will know that that's who I'm supporting and where I was birthed. But it still is like somewhat neutral.
Sophie
I thought, I thought it was gonna be like touches of like a little red and like a little yellow.
Jason
It was like full on beanie. Jeeves beanie and scarf.
Sophie
Hell yeah. Dude, do your thing.
Jason
You're gonna try to find you guys in. Are you going in?
Sophie
I'm actually going home. I'm not going to.
Jason
You tailgating?
Sophie
No, like I'm leaving at like 7am on Sunday.
So here's my thing is I want to have fun and I want to go. Don't get me wrong, but I've. I've got to rehab. Like I have been.
Jason
We'll play, we'll go, we'll play 7 on 7 in the parking lot and we can.
Sophie
We can work like rehab like.
Jason
I know. I'm saying we'll work on your cuts.
Sophie
Throw me some. I'll run some routes. You throw me the ball. No, I. I do want to go. Like I haven't been to a cheese game this year yet, which is like kind of sad. But I also know that I have some kind of cool stuff that I can't talk about yet coming up and I've got to get my together.
Jason
So honestly, we're both growing. I didn't go out before Thanksgiving and your skipping chiefs came to rehab. Yeah, you're a professional.
Sophie
But I do like. I do miss. Oh my God. My shirt's not buttoned.
Jason
Do you need a button?
Sophie
Sure, go ahead.
Jason
Go ahead and button me. Talking about.
Sophie
Look at us.
Jason
What secrets you have.
Sophie
Well, well, I can't. I can't yet. But all I'm trying to say is I got some big things coming up and.
Jason
Oh.
Sophie
Oh, you got. Good thing that you have time to. To work on this. Is it working anyways kind of hard, huh? I tried, but I. Then I just totally forgot about it actually now that he's working on my fit. Thank you. We are going to a hard rock party tonight.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
And I. This is going like totally left but I was getting ready cuz I don't. You're going to go change after, right?
Jason
Yeah, yeah. I. A little shirt on under this?
Sophie
Yeah, it's fine. But I. I didn't know if we were going to have time or not, so I just got ready and what I was going to wear is like super cute. It ripped like right down the butt crack.
Jason
What does it. What does that mean?
Sophie
Like my pants ripped. Like I put it on.
Jason
Are you.
Sophie
And I try to bend. I try. I try to bend over and I heard a no and I looked at full Crack. Oh, full crack. Full crack.
Jason
What's grown?
Sophie
It could be good, I think my thighs, honestly. And I'm trying to get thicky than a snicky, but that's not really working.
Jason
Was it a. It wasn't a dress?
Sophie
No, it was, like, shorts. It's like shorts. I had a cute fit. It was like a denim matching set. It was super cute.
Jason
That is cute.
Sophie
No, it was.
Jason
Wait, you ripped denim down the middle?
Sophie
I don't.
Jason
I don't think that's insane.
Sophie
I should have once I looked, though. It kind of looked like there was already something wrong at the top of it. You know what I mean?
Jason
Now you're blaming the.
Sophie
It's not me. Okay.
Jason
For ripping your denim in half.
Sophie
Yeah. So that's not great.
Jason
So that. Oh, that's why Kevin was at Zara. No. So because you ripped your denim in half.
Sophie
I was doing something, and I was like, Kev. I was like, between here and shooting.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
I was like, I've got to go to, like, Target or Zara. Like, that's the only closest things I know that has outfits that I could maybe potentially wear. And Kev's like, well, I can go for you. And like, Kevin, are you even good at fashion?
Jason
Yeah. That's cute, Kev.
Sophie
Kevin did not pick this.
Jason
Oh.
Sophie
Like, I just threw stuff together, and so I have a bag.
Jason
Where's that? Where's that from?
Sophie
So this. I don't know. Kevin went, and he, like, was FaceTiming me, and this, like, the store lady was like, okay, so what do you, like? What's your size? Does this look good? And Kev's like, then that.
Jason
This is.
Sophie
This is.
Jason
I'm like, I definitely wear it at Target. I know it's hard to. Employee was not like, so what's your style? There's no shot.
Sophie
Well, I. I literally died. I'm like, flip around your camera because I was there earlier today just to, like, look around. And so I was like, go left. Pick these out. Go here. And I was like, just find someone that maybe. I shouldered my top. I switched my top, and I was like, like, find something that looks good with this. And so he just went and got me, like, three or four things that.
Jason
Should be hot girl of the week. Then whatever her name was. Do we know her?
Sophie
I thought you were telling Kevin should be hot girl all the week, but.
Jason
The lady at Zara go for it. The lady at Zara.
Sophie
I haven't tried anything on. I might just wear this, but who knows?
Jason
Damn. So, yeah, it's my first Time seeing your scars in real life.
Sophie
I know. And I'm just pale. My legs are a little hairy.
Jason
Do you have you. Do you do like scraping?
Sophie
Oh, yeah. Hurts like hell.
Jason
This hurts so bad.
Sophie
So I actually went on a run today and outside. Yeah.
Jason
On concrete.
Sophie
Yeah, it hurt.
Jason
It just hurts my back too much.
Sophie
I don't really.
Jason
I don't ever do it.
Sophie
Oh, I love to run.
Jason
I wouldn't think that you would really. Honest.
Sophie
Oh, love. Like, it just like is very.
Jason
You're like a suicides girl. Not a. Not like a 5k.
Sophie
No, I'm a 5k girl because like I go at my own pace and I listen to music and I'm good. Anyway, my scars were like hurting during my run. Yeah, like they were itching.
Jason
Like scraping is to like.
Sophie
Yeah. Like desensitize it on the.
Jason
Flatten them out and.
Sophie
Yeah. All right, let's be real here. The holidays always just like sneak up on you and you're not ready for anything. People are texting you, they're coming over. You are just not prepared.
Jason
That's when you kind of look around your place and you're like, where am I putting all these people?
Sophie
Exactly. That's why I ran straight to Wayfair. They've got everything from furniture to bed to sheets, home decor. It will make your house look like that real fast.
Jason
I actually got a beautiful bar cart. It's in between a bunch of art in my apartment. It looks beautiful. And I am so excited to host people for the holidays.
Sophie
I love that. And it kind of refreshes like your living room with some throw blankets for maximum coziness. And the shipping was insanely fast.
Jason
So you're kind of scrolling. You look for one thing and you're like, lamp, need it. Blankets, need it. New couch, need it.
Sophie
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Jason
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Sophie
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Jason
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Sophie
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Jason
In other big news, project B. Do you want to spill the fricking beans?
Sophie
So, um, it's a league. So the W season goes from May to October for people who don't know. And this league will go in our off season. So, like, there's other things, like unrivaled AU in Nashville, then people can go overseas, too. But this is a whole new one, and this one offers a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot of money, and that's why people are, like, moving towards this.
Jason
And this is also different than unrivaled.
Sophie
Completely different.
Jason
So how many, like, floating leagues are there? 3.
Sophie
I would say that, like, a lot of the American players are. Are doing are. I would say the majority is two.
Jason
Okay.
Sophie
Yeah. Okay. But I think there's going to be a lot of people switching over.
Jason
That's cool.
Sophie
So, like, here's my thing. So all these leagues are great, but at the end of the day, like, if you don't have the W, you don't have the platform. Right. So you don't have the eyes. You don't have the recognition.
Jason
That's right. Caitlin Clark.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
You have the W. Yeah.
Sophie
I try to get her to, like, play in this one.
Jason
She's like, no, I saw Kelsey Mitchell's playing.
Sophie
Yeah. Which I'm super excited about. Super excited to play with Kelsey or. I don't know if I'll play with her, but we'll be in the same league, but. So you go to, like, seven different markets around the world. You're only there for a certain amount of time, and then you have the rest of the time off. So I could, like, stay in that market and travel for free, pretty much.
Jason
You know the markets.
Sophie
I do, but I don't know the exact city, so I know there's, like, two in Asia, two in Europe, I think two in the north and South Americas, and one elsewhere.
Jason
Dude, that rocks.
Sophie
I'm excited because I actually miss kind of traveling the world. I. I was in France for seven months. I went to Australia at the, like, the beginning of my career. Loved it. You just get cultured. It's. It's fun, and I've missed it, but I also don't want to play you around. Like, my body can't handle it. I have other things I want to do that I'm interested in. And so this just gives me, like, the perfect opportunity to go play, get cultured, like, see the world, but also, like, be able to come home and still experience, like, what I want to.
Jason
So you think it's a tasteful amount of basketball that, like, wouldn't burn you out, but it's offering you multiple things outside of, like, just playing basketball, so.
Sophie
And they have, like, the best. They're gonna have the best pts. They're Just super organized.
Jason
Do you know where, like, who's backing it? Who's like.
Sophie
Well, I know, I don't know if I'm allowed to say, but I'll just say like four huge tech companies that are like well known and they have a ton of money. So a lot of people think this is like Saudi money and it's not at all.
Jason
Has not live.
Sophie
No, no, no. So I'm excited and I think the people that are running it are just good, good people. I think it's good experience.
Jason
Did they, did they recruit you or did you reach out to them?
Sophie
No, they recruited me and I, I not even gonna lie, I actually like kind of turned it down twice. Okay. Because I was like, I don't like, I don't want to play overseas. I don't whatever. And then like, the more details I got and like, the more I really thought about, I'm like, dude, what a great time to like expand my brand globally. I get to play year round, which will help me stay in shape. That will help me because I'm about to hit like, I'm hitting my prime. So prime in the WNBA is like anywhere from 28 to 34.
Jason
You better ball out then.
Sophie
Yeah, but I'm a late bloomer too, so I'm like, I'll probably be, you know, the 50 year old still playing.
Jason
Yeah, yeah. Like in the church league.
Sophie
Yeah. Step backs and talking to little kids.
Jason
Yeah, I did that with my uncle one time. I played in his church league and he was like, there's this guy, he played D2 basketball and he us up and he could just hit mid range floaters all day and no one could stop him.
Sophie
You know what is hilarious? That when I was. You weren't there. You're at Bravocom. But I was up in New York and we all went to dinner after the Sun Cruiser event and there was a couple guys there and they play in like the New York, like city league or something. It's like Cyba, but like for older people.
Jason
Is it? If it's not Volo Sports?
Sophie
What, what? What? It's like, I don't know about it. It was like three letters. Do you kind of know what I'm talking about?
Jason
Oh, well, it's not, is it? It's not Volo. Like, it's. But were they like all good?
Sophie
They were all like, do you think.
Jason
It'S the same level as my kickball league or better or worse?
Sophie
I. I think it might be a little better, yeah.
Jason
Okay, so it's probably not Volo. It's probably something that I don't know of.
Sophie
Okay. Well, they. They all are like, finance people, and they all take their basketball so serious.
Jason
Like getting ankle braces.
Sophie
Oh, yeah. And like. Like making sure that they're fit for their. For their game.
Jason
Wiping their cleat. Wiping their.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Shoes off every defensive possession.
Sophie
Literally. And I was like, I would love to see that. Yeah. So it'll be really cool. It's gonna be fun.
Jason
Are you excited? I am a little nervous.
Sophie
No.
Jason
You think you'll fly commercial or when they charge?
Sophie
No. Everything's first class, everything's chartered. Everything's like that. We're going to be at the nicest hotels, nicest anything you can think of that is great. Overseas. That's where we're going to be.
Jason
That's awesome.
Sophie
Yeah. But I do think it's cool because, like, say we play in Italy. You play for two weeks, and then I could stay there and explore. For two weeks?
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Like, literally damn near for free.
Jason
And come get some recipes for next Christmas call back.
Sophie
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I did read, yeah, they're giving equity to everyone.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Which is sick.
Sophie
Yeah. I think, like, the first kind of, like, wave of people who are willing to go for it because this is new. So they're. It's. It's risky, but high risk, high reward. That. Yeah, they're giving equity. And so I'm like, I'm all for that. Like, it's. Especially with, like, the money that is involved in, honestly, the platform that it gives us athletes to, like, expand our game in Our brand globally is huge. So, like, I'm. I'm for that 100%.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Yeah. It'll be fun.
Jason
That's dope.
Sophie
So enough about me. But fun stuff. While you were back home, while you were being lazy, you also went to the blues game with Andy. That looked awesome. And you got your. What's it called? The Zaboni.
Jason
Zamboni.
Sophie
Zamboni.
Jason
There's an M word. I actually asked the Zamboni guy what the technology is in the Zamboni. So there's a little blade, and it shaves off, like, a quarter inch maybe, of ice that, like, has been carved up from the skates. So it's like. It's like shoveling that off. And then there's hot water that drips in from the Zamboni so that it fills the cracks.
Sophie
Really?
Jason
Also from their skates. So then by the time the Zambonis come off and the guys come back on the ice, it's already frozen and it, like, fills the crevices.
Sophie
Wait, this is dumb. Why hot water?
Jason
I think because then that, like, really, like, it really gets in there. Oh, and kind of, like, remelts the ice.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
So that, like, is more of one cohesive.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Like, platform.
Sophie
Yeah, I like that.
Jason
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Sophie
Right?
Jason
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Sophie
At Marshalls, when the weather gets cold, I immediately turn into holiday mode. Sophie, I want comfort food, cozy blankets, and literally anything warm.
Jason
Same and nothing. Nothing warms you up faster than opening a classic Arby's roast beef.
Sophie
It's like edible comfort, slow roasted, tender, juicy. It's basically a heated blanket you can eat.
Jason
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Jason
Bam. So Andy gets on this Sam Boni. I get on this Amboni. So then we're doing, like, our circles. You're, like, waving people. Every kid under the age of 20, all they just looked at me did this.
I knew that.
Sophie
Why?
Jason
It's. It's like, just what they're doing.
Sophie
I don't like that.
Jason
I mean, there's nothing to it.
Sophie
I know, but just, like, all these little kids, like, I just don't like it.
Jason
It was insane. So I looked up, I did one of these to mom and dad.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
And then just.
Sophie
Did you hit one of these? And I just.
Jason
Six, seven.
Sophie
And did the crowd go crazy?
Jason
Yeah, well, yeah, the kids thought it was awesome. And just. That's, like, all. There's no. There's no layers to it. Like, that's just it.
Sophie
Well, at least you can read a room, though.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
You knew it'd get the.
Jason
The crowd, but it actually was, like, a lovely day. So it was just Andy's family and my family and a little sweet.
Sophie
Oh, Henry, go.
Jason
Yeah, Henry was there.
Sophie
Good.
Jason
And we just kind of, like, had them drinks much. Doggy Blues 1. I did more. I did. In between second and third period, I did a little, like, hockey breakdown for, like.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Jumbotron thing, which I'm not.
Sophie
Like, you were talking.
Jason
Yeah. But, like, hockey, like, it was, like, a breakdown of the game. And I know they said I did really well.
Sophie
Well, no, I'm not saying. Oh, no to that, but I don't know enough about hockey to, like.
Jason
That's what I'm saying. I. I just knew, like, a few words and just snuck them in and, like, made it sound like what I said. We got to get more bodies in front of the goal, and we'll be getting a lot of shots. We've been getting a lot of shots on goal. We're just gonna finish.
Sophie
Well, that's. I guess that.
Jason
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But if you sound confident, everyone's like, oh, wait, this guy really gets it. And then I did. I. They've been. They've lost an overtime, like, seven times this year.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
So I. We. And Blues were down one, so I was like, I'd love to get two in the third period so we don't go to overtime. Our luck's not.
Sophie
That's what you said. That's what you said.
Jason
Yeah. So pro.
But really, it was just, like. It was just great.
Sophie
Good.
Jason
And it was fun. Like, my parents got to meet Andy, and Andy was like, super nice.
Sophie
How old is Andy?
Jason
Fun fact. Born three days before my dad, they, like, were talking about when they were born, so that would make andy Cohen born June 2, 1969. 1968. Wow. June 2, 1968. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like that hard, but I. Yeah, sure.
Sophie
Than I can do. Stop.
Jason
No, Kev.
Sophie
Kevin. Fired.
Jason
But fun. And anything I can do that's like. I don't know, just. Missouri sports always show love. So fun, you know?
Sophie
And they. Did they send you your jersey finally? Yeah.
Jason
So the one I wore was the same. Was yours white or blue?
Sophie
Blue.
Jason
They gave me a white one, but I have. I already had a blue one.
Sophie
Dude, my. So many people commented on my. On the blue one.
Jason
Didn't you wear that Utunofit?
Sophie
Yeah, during our finals.
Jason
They love that.
Sophie
It was awesome. It was actually so cool. Wait, is. Is the St. Louis Blues atmosphere really good?
Jason
They're not, like, kicking ass this year, but I would say for the day after Thanksgiving, like, it was full.
Sophie
Really?
Jason
And they won, like. Yeah, it was good.
Sophie
Hockey.
Jason
Hockey. People fucking let it rip.
Sophie
Well, no, not everyone, because my first hockey game that I ever went to.
Jason
Were you saying Arizona?
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Horrible. Yeah, but they moved the horrible team because they were so.
Sophie
Oh, my gosh. Yeah, they're trying to get them back. They're trying to get them back. I'm not, because I've been to a Blackhawks game.
Jason
Sick.
Sophie
It was awesome. And I was like, dude, I really fuck with hockey. Like, this is. I should have played the sport. And then I went to a Coyotes game.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Horrible.
Jason
Well, I mean, clearly they don't exist anymore for a reason.
Sophie
Yeah, that was bad.
Jason
They were bad. And I also just don't think Arizona is that. But, like, Dallas has a great hockey team. People love hockey in Dallas.
Sophie
That's. See, I don't know. They said it used to be good, and then they moved him to asu.
Jason
They were playing on a college campus because.
Sophie
Because of the Re. The arena or something. I have no idea. Ooh. It was. It was horrible. Like, I, like, no one cheered. It was, like, silent. I'm like, this sucks. Yeah, guy. This is. It's like golf. I'm like, no, thanks.
Jason
Coolest thing ever was. I did. There's a thing called stadium series where they would always. They'd play, like, two or maybe a few. I don't know, a couple hockey games, like, in, like, NFL stadiums outside. And I did. I think it was. Toronto played the Preds in Nashville. So, like, in the Titan Stadium. Yeah. That's when I was the bleach report. And they like, had me on the glass.
Sophie
That's cool.
Jason
And that was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
But also, everyone was like, are you, like, not banned from the NHL anymore? Do you know that story?
Sophie
Yeah, I do.
Jason
Yeah. But I. You have to. I had to go local now, so I said I had to go through the local channels and I can get in.
Sophie
That is too good.
Jason
Yeah. The blues fog with me, so I'm. It's all good.
Sophie
Honestly, I think that, like, Midwest sports are just so good because, like, that's what people, like, have to do. Like, that's their fun.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
You know what I mean? And, like, I. I miss the Midwest culture of sports.
Jason
I did. I did. Well, Indiana.
Sophie
No, it's awesome.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
That's what I'm saying. But, like, going from Phoenix, which had a great. Our team did good with fans, but it's just that.
Jason
But I don't think of. I don't think of, like, anyone in Arizona, like, being a good, like a rabid fan of anything.
Sophie
No, but that's what I'm saying is, like, they don't care if you lose. They don't care. They don't. Like, but like, in the Midwest, like, yeah, fucking get your head out your ass and win us a game. Yeah, I'm like, you're right.
Jason
Well, there. There's a lot of talk right now because Philly won a Super bowl last year and they're. The fans are, like, booing them. They egged the OC's house this week. I don't know if you saw that.
Sophie
No, I did not. Wait, who. Who flipped off who?
Jason
Oh, you're talking about Lane Kiffin and the fans. This is actually good, a good talking point. And I'm curious what your thoughts are. So Lane Kiffin was a coach at Ole Miss.
Sophie
Yep.
Jason
They're, like, gonna be in the playoff.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
LSU offered him a job. He took it.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Which it's not going from, like, Ohio State to Florida. It's going from, like, your next door. It's going to your next door neighbor month. Oh, obviously. He actually, in a press conference was like, I don't know how much I'm making. Like, I told my manager not to. Yeah. Fucking liar. But so he claimed he wanted to coach them through the rest of the season. Which at first I was like, yeah, let him finish the year. But then I was like, no, he's going to your rival and he's, like, actively recruiting for them. And so the school told him to off and people went to the airport and booed him and gave him birds when he, like, got on the plane.
Sophie
To go to that. Okay. I don't care what people say. That's just funny to me. Like, people care so much and, like, love their sports team so much that they will, like, literally quit from their jobs and, like, get out of school just to go, like, tell someone to off.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Welcome to the Midwest.
Jason
Well, that's like, sec.
Sophie
Yeah. But you know what I was thinking, like, if I was an athlete and you were, like, in it, and you're a good school, and then your coach decides just to go to, like, go check. I wouldn't want them around.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Because you're not in it. Like, you're all about, like, we're all. We have, like, all this type of stuff. We're going to war with each other. Yeah. But, yeah, then you. And I get it. As the coaching perspective. I get it. But also, like, I just think there's a time and place and, like, be where your two feet are at at the same time.
Jason
The one part that's not his fault is, like, the calendar of thousand percent college football and how, like, fucking all these other school seasons are over, so they're looking for coaches and, like, he has to take the job at that time. That sucks.
Sophie
And that's why people are so hurt about it.
Jason
But also, it's not like. Like, to me, the weirdest part is he's got a great team, led a team to the College Football Playoff.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Like, he. He's leaving now to go start a project at lsu. And, like, there's no telling that he would even get them to be as good as he got. Like, it's just weird.
Sophie
But it is weird money. But I. I get it because, like, we're not in his shoes. And I feel like when you have a good opportunity, even if you're in a good opportunity, where you're like, where you're at, you still want to, like, first of all, get your money while you can.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
But. And if he's wanting to rebuild and he's really good at that, then, like, great opportunity. But it's just hard because, like, you're already built something so great, and these kids, like, believe in you and they rely on you.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
And then, like, that's just the tough part of coaching, you know? But I mean, that's tough. Tough situation. But I think it's funny that people went and, like, flipped them off.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
Hey, in the W, people get. Some females get mad when you get booed and you leave teams early, so.
Jason
Oh, booing. Rocks. We've, I think we talked about this, like our first episode. I can't love it getting booed. It feels cooler than applause.
Sophie
You're doing something right.
Jason
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Sophie
So, dudes.
Jason
All right, so here's a headline that caught my eye. Okaba, the medicine company announcing a new study, Ozempic for cats. Apparently 60% of cats and dogs are obese. So how do you guys feel about that? They're calling it a huge advancement on the medical frontier. Cats don't run. Dogs do. I've seen more fat cats than fat dogs.
Sophie
I don't care. Why? Who cares? Stop feeding your cat so much. Stop feeding your dog. Go take your dog for fun if you're getting that. That is just so stupid.
Jason
Actually, speaking of Ozempic, I don't like it. I've heard so many things that, like, we're gonna look back and Ozempic is gonna have, like, really, really, really bad.
Like, I don't know what the right medical term would be, but just, like, lasting effects, or it's gonna be. I don't know, it's, like, cheating. According to my mom, some people are genetically.
Sophie
Fucking dumb.
Jason
No. Built to, like, they're either, like, going to be heavier or some people, like.
Sophie
Can'T get it all.
Jason
But if you were to be, like, someone.
On the heavier side, naturally, there's, like, a lot of things that you, like, cannot do to, like, fix it.
Sophie
Well, yeah. That's what makes everyone, like, unique, though. So, like, why are we all trying to fit the same fucking build? We're not.
Jason
Because Instagram. Everyone's hot on Instagram.
Sophie
Instagram can fuck off. Think about it.
Jason
No swimsuit post then, for the rest of the year from you.
Sophie
Well, I'm not. You think that I'm, like, a skinny little petite thing. My thighs are chafing. That's why I ripped my denim jeans.
Jason
Yeah, you did rip denim, so that's a good point.
Sophie
Maybe I need no sympic.
Jason
Who. Here's a better question. When you see a fat dog.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Fat cat. Do you look at the dog or the cat and think, like, get it together. Or do you look at their owner?
Sophie
I look at the animal.
Jason
I thought that, too. I'm like, they're just a product of their environment, dude. But it's like, he doesn't. He can't open the door.
Sophie
Dude. I'm not gonna lie to you. We have. We've had two fat cats in our family.
Jason
See?
Sophie
Fat.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
But they're so cuddly.
Jason
They are. They inside.
Sophie
Both are.
Jason
They're outside cats.
Sophie
They actually kind of go, like, during the summer, they lose weight, and it's fun. And then during the winter, it's like they freaking. They're like bears, you know, they like.
Jason
Wait, have you ever seen those videos where, like, the cats look so big and then they cut through, like, a little fence and they're actually not that big. It's just they're. They're just so fluffy and big and round?
Sophie
Oh, yeah.
Jason
Look.
Sophie
Big. No, ours aren't like that. Ours are, like, actually fat.
Jason
Actually crazy story. One time we had this camp out before fall. Camp in college, in. In Montana. In the summer, like, it's. It's obviously, like, warm, but then at nighttime, it still gets to, like. It can be like, 60, 55 in, like, July. This kid, Mac, who's a linebacker, slept in a hammock. And he said that he was just, like, freezing cold in the middle of the night. And he was, like, piss drunk, pissed himself on purpose in his boxers because he was, like, so cold to warm up. And then he said a half hour later, he was just, like, sopping wet and cold again when it. Yeah. And he was like. He was like. It was the dumbest. Dumbest thing I've ever done. But, like, in real time, I thought it would work. And he pissed himself in a hammock. And then, like, his boxers were, like, crunchy. Frozen in the morning.
Sophie
That just, like, shows the women in this room. Men do not have brains.
Jason
What else do we have?
Sophie
Kev?
Jason
Girl from Jersey, she's giving her Thanksgiving speech. This whole dinner table behind her, like, huge trays of food falls straight to the floor, turns down. So I guess, what do you guys do once that happens? Do you continue Thanksgiving? You get pizza. What's the plan? Do you eat it off the floor?
Sophie
Boss, have you seen this video?
Jason
No.
Sophie
Can you please send it to. And let's get a live reaction.
Jason
Not to make this about me.
But after. After cow vaccinations on Tuesday or on Wednesday.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
We took a group picture, and all my cousins were on the. On the table, and I went to go sit, the whole table fell over. So every picture from Wednesday, there's a flat table and benches. And it's because I sat on it and the whole thing broke. And my dad was like, thank God the horses didn't get spooked.
Sophie
Thanks.
Jason
Because they were, like, tucked in this corner, and I fully broke the table. So. Not again. Not to make it about me, but that's, like, very.
Sophie
No, let's make it about you, because here it is. Say that happened and everything. Your aunt. What's her name?
Jason
Well, I got aunt Cheryl and aunt Nancy and Heather.
Sophie
Nancy, Heather, Cheryl. Cheryl.
Jason
Those are the most Missouri aunt names, right?
Sophie
Ever. Imagine. All of them have been cooking for hours. Maybe some days.
Jason
But I think that girl in the video wasn't her fault.
Sophie
No, it wasn't. But I'm just saying that, like, say you're there and you're like, first of all, what is she even reading? Like, what. What Was it a prayer? Is it a speech? Like, I don't know what's going on.
Jason
For those of you who don't know me.
Sophie
Yeah, but if you look, all the food is on one side of the table. So like they should have even.
Jason
Okay, right.
Sophie
I'm getting scrolling. So imagine that's you and like say you just like rest your hand on it and you spill everything that people have been cooking for hours, maybe days. What are you doing?
Jason
Okay. There's so many like what are you doing after? So many people are gonna be mad at you that you have to like all that good laugh it off.
Sophie
I would eat it off the ground.
Jason
I think you salvage what landed face up. But if you're the one who knocked it over, you're like, I'll order us like 12 cases pizzas and we'll, we'll salvage. And then you just apologize. But like if you're a family, okay, that story, they'll have that story in that video for every Thanksgiving ever. Once you get over your green bean casserole being on the floor. That's a funny story, dude.
Sophie
But just think about, think about. You're so excited to eat Thanksgiving dinner and then all of it just spills.
Jason
No, I know. It's a. That's tough.
It's tough.
Sophie
That's how. I bet they have a massive fat cat now.
Jason
True.
Sophie
And fat dog.
Jason
Lucky dog that day saying he thinks it's like a piece of like ham on the floor. He's like eating dinner.
That's his dream. I do like that's a dog's dream. The whole Thanksgiving table.
Sophie
Yeah.
Jason
Wow. We don't need that pedal.
Sophie
Epic now.
Jason
Yeah, that's those kind of actually full circled each other.
Episode 23 See you guys Sunday night on Peacock.
Sophie
Or see you. Yeah, see you. But also see us on Saturday.
Jason
Yes. Holy.
Sophie
Yep, we are going to be there. Having a great time from what 2:30 to 6.
Jason
No other pub. Casey Power and Light District.
Sophie
That's literally what it's called. No other pub.
Jason
Yeah.
Sophie
It's gonna be fun.
Jason
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Sophie
All.
Jason
This is that classic HBO non stop action. The band is rocking and the crowd lit chant, echoing drum beat everybody showing that school pride. A game like this. Yeah, it calls for an ice cold Coca Cola. Ah, crisp and refreshing. That's a game changer right there. Mmm. Yeah, that taste always hits the right note. Just like the band at halftime. And just like that, we're back at it. Passionate fans, school colors everywhere. And in ice cold Coca Cola. That's a winning combo. No matter the sport, no matter the yard. Everybody knows fan work is thirsty work. So grab a Coca Cola and keep that HBCU pride going.
Sophie
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Sophie Cunningham joins Project B & West Wilson hits the Sunday Night Football sidelines
iHeartPodcasts & The Volume | December 4, 2025
This episode delivers a lively, candid catch-up between Indiana Fever WNBA star Sophie Cunningham and her high school bestie, reality TV standout West Wilson. Broadcasting from Miami and embracing their signature blend of Midwest pride, sports banter, and reality TV mischief, they swap stories from locker rooms to Bravo, break news about Sophie’s new international basketball league adventure (Project B), and celebrate West’s upcoming gig as a Peacock sideline host for Sunday Night Football. The banter covers Thanksgiving, style mishaps, family, keeping up with changing careers, big new opportunities, and a rapid-fire spin through pop culture headlines.
Thanksgiving Reflections
Holiday Meals & Family Traditions
What is Project B?
Why Sophie is joining
League Backing
Broader Implications
Landing the Gig
The Role & Vibe
Sophie's wardrobe disaster: splits her denim shorts before a party, leans on Kevin (hilariously) for a shopping rescue.
Running, scars, and post-surgery rehab — balancing self-care and the demands of pro sports.
West’s Zamboni adventure leads to all the kids dabbing at him in the arena.
Ozempic for Cats:
Body Image and Instagram Pressure:
Recycled riffs on Sophie's denim ripping and the broader pressure of “looking perfect” online.
Thanksgiving Dinner Disaster: Viral video sparks debate: what to do when the feast hits the floor?
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 08:21 | Sophie | “I actually just stayed home and spent so much time with my family, and it was, like, so fulfilling.” | | 10:19 | Sophie | “We’re breaking the norm, which I’m so for.” | | 13:50 | Jason | “It is crazy though, that now here I am. That like a reality TV show, me jumping in a pool, got me a sideline reporting job.” | | 18:08 | Jason | “It’s not as stuffy as a real broadcast. I don’t have to talk about…run the ball more. I can joke about the atmosphere, make weird analogies and metaphors. It’s going to be awesome.” | | 31:07 | Sophie | “This league will go in our off season…this one offers a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot of money, and that's why people are, like, moving towards this.” | | 33:38 | Sophie | “I don’t want to play overseas…but the more details I got…I’m like, dude, what a great time to expand my brand globally.” | | 37:07 | Sophie | “Yeah, they're giving equity. And so I'm like, I'm all for that...expand our game and brand globally is huge.” | | 42:24 | Jason | “Every kid under 20, all they just looked at me did this...It was insane.” | | 47:04 | Sophie | “I miss the Midwest culture of sports.” | | 53:44 | Sophie | “Why are we all trying to fit the same build? We're not.” | | 57:00 | Jason | “If you’re a family...they’ll have that story...for every Thanksgiving ever. Once you get over your green bean casserole being on the floor, that’s a funny story.” |
True to their “digital happy hour” billing: irreverent, self-deprecating, chaotic in all the right ways, and loaded with the chemistry of old friends who know how to turn life’s curveballs into a party. The energy is loose and fast-paced, bouncing from genuine sports insight to hilarious personal blunders.