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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
my name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we finally settle it. Opera versus musical theater.
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We review Ru Girl's OnlyFans and we
Bob the Drag Queen
find out what made Monet say this
Monet X Change
Bentley could do commercial. But they don't need to, honey. And we find out what made Bob say this girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, I don't want you coming back expecting this to happen again. All right?
Jacob
Hey, guys.
Bob the Drag Queen
Today's episode is going to be 18. And I mean, but I mean, I don't think we, I really don't think
Monet X Change
we need a disclaimer.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm saying it. Today's episode is 18 and over. If you're not a fucking. If you're a fucking kid, get the out of here.
Monet X Change
But all of our episodes are mature content.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree with that. And today we are getting particularly mature. Do you say mature? I love, I don't actually say mature, but when people say it, I think it's a British thing. She's rather mature.
Monet X Change
No, I don't think Brit say mature. How do Australians say mature? Mature. Mature.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mature.
Monet X Change
Mature.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she has rather mature.
Monet X Change
I feel like I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
How does Saint Lucian say it?
Monet X Change
Mature.
Bob the Drag Queen
Miserable. Miserable. So Mo's mom says calls, calls him miserable all the time.
Monet X Change
I mean, not just me, she just. Everything's miserable.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everything's miserable. Honestly, it is such an I, I is Such an iconic. And it's so iconic for me.
Monet X Change
We need to reel it. So your mom's not an icon. Iconery. So your mom's not. Mine was an icon. But that's not an iconic saying. Y' all call everything iconic. You need to reel it the in.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jackie's iconic. And I don't know if you're mad that she's more you.
Monet X Change
You. You call something yesterday iconic. What was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was whatever it was.
Monet X Change
And I meant to bring it up, but, like, that's. I don't think that's iconic. What were we talking about yesterday?
Bob the Drag Queen
Whatever it was. Probably first of all, we're together with Side by Side. We're side by side. You make me cuckoo. We were just discussing how much we loved.
Monet X Change
Death becomes her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Music becomes her the Musical. I think my only gripe is that they took out Ernest. Spoiler alert. Whatever. They replaced Ernest pushing her down the stairs with Madeline Ashton pushing her.
Monet X Change
No, Madeline got pushed downstairs by Goldie Hawn's character.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's her character's name?
Jacob
Helen.
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Ellen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Helen.
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Helen.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Helen pushed Madeline Aston down the stairs in the musical. But in.
Monet X Change
Sounds like you're saying Madeline Aston. Ashton.
Bob the Drag Queen
Madeline Ashton.
Monet X Change
There we go.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Not like an Aston Martin.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right. Anyway, But. But it's. It was still really funny.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think it's a really good show. I think there are a lot of songs like walk away from that scene that fucking opening the show with. With. With. With Michelle Williams screaming her fucking face off is everything. Then follow that up with for the Gays.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't do that now. This is my direction. Welcome to
Narrator/Advertiser
Scared.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a secret you would die for. Boom. I like my option in the end better than.
Monet X Change
No one want that option.
Bob the Drag Queen
My option was better than yours and
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it was the Al option.
Bob the Drag Queen
I learned the term option. Oh, yes.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
See, you normally more. You normally more on point with my. My. When I noticed like a little. It's. It's called an option. So if the song goes. So let me tell them what an option is. Since I'm.
Monet X Change
I will say we're saying option. The reason why I'm not like woo is a very, very, very music theater thing. Opera singles never say I'm doing this option.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Because we're. We're more cool. Musical theater people are more cool than opera people.
Monet X Change
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we're. By what standard?
Monet X Change
By what metric?
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, by. By ticket sales. That's not true, nigga.
Monet X Change
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're gonna act like opera sells more Than Broadway.
Monet X Change
That's where you get. Per capita. We do five shows.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here we go.
Monet X Change
In the five shows we do.
Bob the Drag Queen
And in the what?
Monet X Change
And music. Music theater show does like 59,000. We sell it. We're selling more tickets per capita than music theater.
Bob the Drag Queen
You do eight shows a year. Ok, so what?
Monet X Change
I'm just saying. Those are the facts, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All Opera girls. First of all, you could never do eight shows a week.
Monet X Change
We don't win because. No, no, because we don't need to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me tell you something.
Monet X Change
Let me say something. Bentley could do commercials, but they don't need to. Honey. Prius needs to do a motherfucking commercial
Bob the Drag Queen
to sell her car. You guys could not sell eight tickets.
Monet X Change
We could met the Mets. Literally the most prestigious performance hall. Not just opera performance space, prestigious performing hall in the world.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you talking about? First of all, the l' Enfantaine Theater.
Monet X Change
What show is that at the l'
Bob the Drag Queen
Enfantaine right now is.
Monet X Change
You don't even know.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I saw Adams Fam at the l' Enfante Theater. I don't know what's there now.
Monet X Change
Correct.
Jacob
It's definitely comes her, isn't it?
Bob the Drag Queen
The Lanfontein Theater. When you. When you go down. When you go down to the Winter
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Garden, that's Jack Black School of rock.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, most notably Cats and Mamma Mia.
Jacob
Is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cats and Mamma Mia Are.
Monet X Change
Wow. You better shave. Beetlejuice. You said Beetle who?
Bob the Drag Queen
Beetlejuice run. The run of Beetlejuice at the Winter Garden Theater is nowhere near as iconic as Mama Mi and Cats. Mama, Me and Cats were there for like 2 you2 u. Mama. No, no to the numbers. Mama, Me and Cats.
Monet X Change
So numbers do matter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Musical theater, not per capita. The number. Okay. Mama, me and Cats, I want to say, were at that. Combined were there for like almost 25 years.
Jacob
You want another gag?
Monet X Change
What?
Jacob
Mommy is coming back.
Monet X Change
Is it really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Guess who Back in the house.
Monet X Change
Do you know what else is coming back? Ragtime.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's going to be in it?
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
What if she's too old?
Monet X Change
Yeah, but I want to. I want to throw my name in the ring for the man.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she went back to being a man. His name is Cole House. Cole House.
Monet X Change
What is the story? What is happening? Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Called it rag time.
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What is is this rag?
Jacob
The Lincoln Center.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you talk? Can you comment on the vocal performance of what I just did?
Monet X Change
It's already casted.
Jacob
Yeah, yeah. It's coming soon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you Comment on the vocal performance. I just did what you just did. The people called it rag time. Rag time. Rag time. Rag time. Rag time.
Jacob
Sorry, can you do drag time for us?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. So they said the show was going to start at midnight, but that was not right. La la la la la.
Monet X Change
What is the melody for that?
Bob the Drag Queen
The show started on drag time. Drag time.
Monet X Change
What is the tuna? What is the tuna?
Bob the Drag Queen
So Ragtime is a show about America at the turn of the century. It follows immigrants, it follows black people, it follows white people. So famously there was this big rotating thing in the original Broadway cast where like the whites come out first and they're like, the year was 1912. And here we are, hey, here we are here in America. And then you have the immigrants come in and it's typically Jewish immigrants, I believe, that are. They're really pushing in the Jewishness of the immigrants. And then you have the black folks come in and they're like playing the piano and they're singing. They're like, they're like, they're swinging. They're swinging. And it's showing how. See this famous rotation and, and it shows. So it follows the trajectory of all these people. This, this vaudevillian, Betty Boop style performer.
Monet X Change
This is, this is, this is set in the 20s.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's the early 1910s. Or like 1912. I want to say the show starts in 1912. I think it's like the first time the show, the year is 1912, I think. And then this Betty Boob style performer, she's black, she's white, she's a white girl. And then the black people are Audra McDonald and Coal House, who is a jazz. Who's a ragtime piano player.
Monet X Change
It's tripping me up because you're saying her real name is saying his, his. What is her name in the show?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. Audrey McDonald's.
Jacob
I think it's Sarah, but I could be wrong.
Monet X Change
Anyway, it is Sarah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So Sarah is dating Cole House, who is this ragtime piano player. He is murdered in a racist attack. He's beat up.
Monet X Change
Spoiler alert, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a 30, 40 year old play. They have to get over it. Anyway, so he's murdered and then she's had, she's had his baby. She now has his baby.
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You are your daddy's son.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but how will he ever know his mother? That poor baby. So now she is trying to go get justice for the murder of her late husband. And then she's trying to get the attention of Abraham Lincoln because she's like, I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to go to the president. I'm going to go to the president and be like, girl, my husband was murdered. And this is crazy. On her way to the president, she's murdered. She gets beat up by the cop. They kill Sarah by police brutality. She is beat. Cause she got too close to the president.
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Got it?
Bob the Drag Queen
So she gets beat by the cops, she dies. The whites are like, we'll raise your baby. Because since you've been murdered and your husband's been murdered. You know what? We got you. And then the whites raise her baby.
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Her daddy's son.
Bob the Drag Queen
The baby. Yeah, the son got it. So her and her daddy. Her and her daddy's son have been murdered. And then the whites end up adopting the baby.
Jacob
The Jews or the.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think the whites. Oh, the white Americans raised the baby, I'm pretty sure.
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And what happens to the baby?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember. I mean, the last time I saw the show was like eight years ago when I was.
Monet X Change
Did you like it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like Ragtime. Ragtime has some bangers in it. But all in all, the show is very slow. It is Ballad City. I mean, it is ballot after ballot after ballot after ballot. Especially the last half of the show. And another ballot and another ballot. Ballad. Another ballad. A slow song, then a ballad. No rest, no fun.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So then. So then I believe you asked me if I liked it. I don't like it for that reason. But I do think you're your daddy. Son. The song Ragtime is great. The original Broadway production, who I've not seen, obviously, because I was way too young.
Monet X Change
You were. You were. You were 25.
Bob the Drag Queen
What year did it. What year did Rag Time come out? I was certainly 98.
Monet X Change
You were 25.
Bob the Drag Queen
19.
Jacob
1996.
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You were 25.
Jacob
I was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry.
Monet X Change
It's 24 Broadway.
Jacob
98. But it was written around 96.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were 24 in 1998. I was eight years old. Plus four years. I was 12 years old.
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Plus three.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. You know I'm not that old. I'm older than you.
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Much older than me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Put the dogs away.
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Honey, these dogs are singing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, these dogs are singing the blues. Are you on Celebrity Feet? Oh. Anyway, the option is when you choose.
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Oh, yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something that's different. So in Annie, when she goes, Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow. You're always a day only a way. That's what's written. But if I was going only a day, That would be an option and a Good option. I want to say something too about this.
Monet X Change
It sounds like an analog.
Bob the Drag Queen
The slander of that song is so weird.
Monet X Change
Who slanders Tomorrow Girl?
Bob the Drag Queen
Tomorrow is a very hated song in the musical theater canon.
Monet X Change
See, again music. Y' all are so insular.
Bob the Drag Queen
Know what?
Monet X Change
All of us regulars who like this music, we, we, I, we recognize it's an iconic, fierce tune. No one is like. First of all, Jayla, let me be clear about Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think.
Monet X Change
Do you think Tomorrow is scandalized in the slandered in the empty community?
Jacob
I personally don't care for the song Tomorrow. I don't like the slander. I don't like the sound of children singing.
Monet X Change
Well, that's a good point.
Jacob
It has like. It's a little overly cheesy for me. Let's turn off these overhead lights, maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I want to be clear about one thing. First of all. First of all. And watch what you say about musically, the people, because you're surrounded, okay? You're surrounded.
Monet X Change
You don't give a fuck, honey, you got.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have me, you have Jacob, you have Amber Wallen in here. The three of us could dog walk your ass, dog. First of all, I could dog walk you by myself and me and Nini.
Monet X Change
Jacob, me and Nene are from. Are from Brooklyn. We'll fuck all y' all niggas up, okay?
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, easy as fuck. First of all, Nini is not on your opera team. So Nini is Switzerland.
Monet X Change
You don't even know Nene's an opera singer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nene's not an opera singer.
Monet X Change
He was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nate was.
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See? Nailed. It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Emphasis. Emphasis on was. So you're surrounded today. So don't ever slander.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Would you. Would you ever do Jubilee? Surrounded.
Bob the Drag Queen
I got offered.
Monet X Change
And for what?
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
What? What was the topic?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was one drag performer versus like 20 anti queer people.
Monet X Change
That sounds awful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I mean, 1v20, cuz I like a lot of fun Bob versus 2020.
Monet X Change
That sounds. But also. But like, yeah, I got offered.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I feel like Taylor, was it not you? Who's the one? Someone was like, Jubilee reached out to me because I know you and they wanted you on 1v20. And I was like, girl, I would rather in my hands and clap in front of my face than go on Jubilee and argue with 20 conservatives around. And also, what is it like when they say cut? I just. I just dog walking half y'. All. Y' all didn't dog walk me. Y' all clapping for crazy. And then at the end, we're like, Have a great day.
Monet X Change
I will say I saw many, many, many. Hassan did it. He was so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he the British journalist?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was amazing.
Monet X Change
He is. Is the best one I've seen Shank from Osang Chank from the. From the Young Turks just did it as well. He was good.
Bob the Drag Queen
But did you see Pete Buttigieg?
Monet X Change
No. Pete Buttigieg did it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pete Buttigieg did 1v20 recently or is it. Oh, it was maybe about a year ago. He was very. I have never seen one be that calm and collected in there. Girl 1v1.
Jacob
I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm losing my shit already. 1v1. I'm like, I. Yeah, I just.
Monet X Change
But like, I just get. Don't get the point of view. Like what. Like you should. It shouldn't be drag performer versus 20 because like, I don't know what you being in drag, like why I wouldn't be in drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think there's people who are like, drag queens are trying to get our kids. They can have those people. What do you think about drag queens performing for children?
Monet X Change
I mean, I don't have a desire to perform for children in my drag career. I don't think I've ever. I mean, the only. The closest to children I performed in was when I brought you and Tara Hyman and we did the show. And they're not children, they're adults. No, I'm saying that's the. That's the. Cause they were 18 year olds. That's the closest.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I did Murray and Peter, the show was not 18 up, it's true.
Monet X Change
But I could once in a blue. I mean, I'm sure more children were there. I rarely ever saw each other shows. There was. There is only one. The one time Crack and I were hosting the Christmas store. This is 2019. Sure. And then there was a kid in the front row and we brought them on stage and we had them do like a little walk off thing. But that's a very rare occurrence in my career. So I don't really have a lot of experience with working with children.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whenever. Back in the day when we would go to Roscoe's, there was a. A group of minors who would. They couldn't get into the club, right. So they would wait at the stage door to be like going in the
Monet X Change
back or like just.
Bob the Drag Queen
They would be on the sidewalk. So when you come from the alley and you know you have to. Sometimes that's.
Monet X Change
You're thinking of heart.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Roscoe's. The alley.
Monet X Change
Oh, Roscoe's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Roscoe's.
Monet X Change
Oh, Roscoe's. Chicago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
L. A.
Bob the Drag Queen
So when you. When you come out of the alley, they would like meet you at the alley and be like, can you sign my stuff? And Roscoe's was like, these kids are here. Like, if you want to sign that stuff, you can. Obviously we're not allowed in the club, but these kids would be like, I want. You know, they'd be like, goo Goo Gaga. Can you sign my thing?
Monet X Change
Yeah. And would you do it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would sign my stuff.
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Do you want to tell me all the time that you spit in that kid's face?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, he called me a faggot.
Monet X Change
I mean, you were acting like you also admits him.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where I punched him in his gut and where I dragged him through the mud.
Monet X Change
And you took his mother's clitoris and pulled it over her head.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're very stretchy clitoris.
Monet X Change
They are.
Bob the Drag Queen
Clitori. Clitori.
Monet X Change
Look at you. You're so educated.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not what you. It's clitoris.
Monet X Change
Take a break and I'll tell you more about my clit.
Bob the Drag Queen
A rye. Which one, the left or the right one?
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Monet X Change
You might want to put some more Clinton
Jacob
Green.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want a little more Clinton. I. Speaking of clitoris, Clitoris, Clitori. We are today we are doing something really. We talked about it before.
Monet X Change
We have and we're going to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you pay for your porn?
Monet X Change
I. I mean, sometimes if there is an only fans, I just gotta see it. I gotta like it's come across my Twitter porn feed and I'm like, oh my God, every video looks so lovely. It's so engaging. I need to see the full pic.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, okay, tell me your. Tell me what are the steps to get you to buy porn? So is it usually from the Twitter feed?
Monet X Change
It's primarily from the. I would say 90% Twitter feed and 10% some hot person I follow on Twitter, I mean, on Instagram. And then I find out that they have a link tree and the link tree has many branches.
Bob the Drag Queen
They usually in their bio is like the link you want is the link
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you want to see. But I didn't know this at first because the link tree tells you a lot. OK. Because OnlyFans is like, you know that PG porn content. When I say PG, like it's not really the spicy shit. What if you want to see the spicy? Honey, he go over to Just for Fans.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Just for Fans has no regular. So the reason why it's the PG of porn is because when you're on OnlyFans, you're not allowed to post anyone who is not tagged and also has an account. So if I have.
Monet X Change
Not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that is true.
Monet X Change
I follow account that, that he. That he has and there's no one tagged in it.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not. He's not allowed to do that.
Monet X Change
But he's not getting regulated.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because what happens is if I have a porn account and then I. If I pay you 50 bucks or 100 bucks, whatever, to. To suck my dick or. Or to have sex with me, you can't. I can't post my video. That's why so much of OnlyFans is solo content. And it's. It's, I believe is to crack down on revenge porn. So therefore no one can be posting something. Getting revenge. Everyone has to have an OnlyFans account.
Monet X Change
I'll show you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, he's breaking the rules. But.
Monet X Change
But also you don't see their faces. It doesn't matter. You. You're only seeing sexual parts.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. I'm not 100 sure.
Monet X Change
So maybe that's why he gets like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you noticed that? Have you ever noticed that when you see these. These collabs are always tagged and like with. Yeah, yeah. Because you can't. It's. It's to prevent revenge porn.
Monet X Change
Also, Marco Polo does gang bang all the time. And everybody is not on Only Fans. On Only Fans.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's going to get Got you just. He's been around for just you just you just nar. No, you did nar.
Monet X Change
He's been around for years though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Loop. It is Marco Polo. Do you think he can beat you up? Because he's gonna come get you now. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Who.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have no clue. Who?
Monet X Change
Marco Polo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Marco?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
What does he look like?
Monet X Change
Marco Polo. I believe he's Puerto Rican.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ricken.
Monet X Change
He has a fat ass. Big old ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fatter than yours.
Monet X Change
No. Don't get crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
There are asses better than yours.
Monet X Change
Who gave me one, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There are asses better than yours.
Monet X Change
Tell me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicole Byer. No, Nicole by his ass is way faster.
Monet X Change
It's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicole has a shelf sticking out of the middle of her back.
Monet X Change
Baby. Same.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Nicole Byers ass is better than yours. I don't think so anyway.
Monet X Change
So. Nicole. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, he's. If I had to guess, maybe 5, 8 and above.
Jacob
He's on the screen right here.
Monet X Change
We don't see the screen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wow. Is he. Is he buff?
Monet X Change
He's not buff, but he's tone. Like he has a nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was saying, like, I know we had the conversation before, like, I do not want to know if I can still fight. I don't want to find out.
Monet X Change
But do you think you still can?
Bob the Drag Queen
I went to the gym for the first time in like two months the other day and I'm sore more because I took a little break and I imagine that this soreness that I'm having, which I don't mind at all, would be way worse, way less than what would happen if I. If I was fighting.
Monet X Change
Well, I have a question. Do you. Do you think you could. Do you think you. You can still fight?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably. I could. I'm. I'm almost certain that I can still ride a bike. I am almost. I would bet a thousand dollars that I could still.
Monet X Change
It's literally a. An idiom. It's like riding a bike. I think everyone. You like. The thing is that you never forget how to ride a bike.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So maybe fight like that. Maybe it kicks in instinctually because there's an in. Because this is like motor skills.
Monet X Change
Remember that guy? You told me him years ago. I don't remember his name. I cannot find his concept. This is where we're both living in New York. Short, shorter guy similar to Marco. Big ass dick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. Papy Suave. His name was Jesus. Really?
Monet X Change
Social Security address.
Bob the Drag Queen
His name was. His name was Jesus. Yeah, Papy Suave Jesus. Really? Ass.
Monet X Change
He lives.
Bob the Drag Queen
He lives here now.
Monet X Change
Really?
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
His ass is crazy. His dick is insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
He go goes here in. In.
Monet X Change
Shut up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he go goes here at. Well, he used to go go at. He gonna be there tomorrow.
Monet X Change
We are. We have a date with Poppy. Suave, bro.
Bob the Drag Queen
The ass. Yeah. No, the body. Like, wow. Pussy is literally about to end this round.
Monet X Change
Well, Jacob, get on the Instagram. Show us. Show us the dirty dirty.
Bob the Drag Queen
So let me talk about. Tell you about my journey toward only fans.
Monet X Change
Okay, tell me.
Bob the Drag Queen
So a lot of the only fans that I end up going on are usually hot guys that I see on Tick Tock. So Tick Tock shows nothing. You can't even like, even a thong. They won't even like by the time they turn around the thongs. Like.
Monet X Change
But it's weird sometimes because you people do show dick in print all the time, but I never run into those.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but they usually get pulled down. If. If they get too much traffic, they end up getting pulled down. Right. So I have. Usually it's from. Now, here's the y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Here's. If you don't let the sexiness get you up, okay. Go to the Twitter and actually, no support. Support people. But if you want to see what you might get, you're going to get more on Twitter.
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
So sometimes you don't have to buy. You can go to Twitter and get it and get a sneak peek. The ones who are really savvy about it are posting very little on Twitter or just enough and then putting the real stuff behind the paywall, which is
Monet X Change
often leaving out the cum shop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly.
Monet X Change
So why do we love a money shot? Why? Because.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I don't. I don't love a money shot. The money shots on the face.
Monet X Change
No, I mean, like, why do we love to see a cum shot? Like, why is that? I think I don't like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because it.
Monet X Change
Like, because it feels of the experience. Like, you saw the beginning and the end. I think getting to the end is like, okay, I saw the full thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
If. What I like to see is if you're shooting ropes, I like to see it in slow motion.
Narrator/Advertiser
Huh.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
We have such.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hate that.
Monet X Change
I hate when the whole thing happens. Then they. Then they take it back now, y', all. And it's in slow. I don't need to see it twice.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, shooting the ropes in slow motion is great.
Jacob
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, shooting ropes against a mirror is another brand of things that people do. Shooting ropes into the mirror.
Monet X Change
Why? Okay, well, why the slow motion? I'm confused. Why? Why the slow motion is important or good?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Something about it seems really hot. And I'm not really into come like that, but shooting. I'm trying to remember this guy's name, like Dominican Dick or. Or. Or Dominican Dick or. He's one of those guys whose only fan literally posts once every six months.
Monet X Change
That's so annoying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the worst. You charging me on a monthly basis. And you don't even work every month.
Monet X Change
You don't even work once a month. Is that good, though? Is it worth it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I check back a few times a year. Dominic. No, he's like, melanin Dick. Go to Twitter. Melanin Dick is his name. This Dick is crazy. Yeah, Goku.
Monet X Change
Goku, yes. Melanin Dick is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Melanin Dick.
Monet X Change
His dick is Crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
And he shoots ropes into mirrors and
Monet X Change
his dick is wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think people are sitting on this.
Monet X Change
He is so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, J, go find one of shooting ropes into mirrors. It's there. It might be behind the payway. You have to scroll back pretty far. But he just doesn't post often enough for me to justify going to his.
Monet X Change
And I see. Okay, I don't know you, I don't know you're talking about him, but this is why I did not. Do you have like safe search on yours, girl? I feel like he.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, there's dicks all over the place.
Monet X Change
Oh yeah, Yeah. I feel like I, I, this is why I did not subscribe to his only fans. And I went on there and I was like, wait, it's only X amount. Because you can see how many.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, Jacob. That bottom right. 1. Bitch. Not me knowing by sight. Oh, no. This is the. But look at this.
Monet X Change
Jesus Christ.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna say this thing is. This is forehands.
Monet X Change
This is definitely like a legit, a legitimate real world 9 inches of.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, he's not shooting ropes here. But there is. He has a great. Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is. It's gonna be, it's going to be y'. All. It's going to be ropes. And I think that shooting ropes is really hot. I'm a big word. Ropes.
Monet X Change
It makes me uncomfortable.
Bob the Drag Queen
You get what? Because you, you understand what I mean when I say shooting ropes? Y. Spider Man. Honey Spider senses tingling.
Monet X Change
Can you describe what you're seeing, Monet
Bob the Drag Queen
girl, in great detail, what you're looking at?
Monet X Change
Okay, so he has. His dick is so big. He is masturbating with two hands. He's a two handed solo masturbator. Which is.
Bob the Drag Queen
And with space in between the pictures.
Monet X Change
Very telling. Yes. And the head is still explodes. And now the video has now shifted into a 4K slow motion zoom. I mean, slow motion play. And the ropes are two ropes.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're on two ropes right now.
Monet X Change
We're on two ropes. Oh, and one just crested from the top right corner of the frame down to the rope.
Bob the Drag Queen
Third rope. Oh, my goodness. Third rope.
Monet X Change
And then so there are three ropes coming. Two on the mirror so far. Is there a fourth? Will we see a fourth rope?
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a dribble after the third rope. There was also a dribble between the first and the second ropes. In his defense.
Monet X Change
And I think we're good on ropes.
Bob the Drag Queen
If he gets one more rope, would that not be insane?
Monet X Change
It would be crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you shoot Ropes.
Monet X Change
I do.
Bob the Drag Queen
You shoot ropes Every time.
Monet X Change
I do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every time you're shooting ropes.
Monet X Change
He has a lot. There's a lot of material coming out, but I think he's wasted all of his propulsion on the first three. They were so heavy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have moments where I shoot ropes. It is not super frequent. My most impressive rope I ever shot was. I was in the bed, I was kissing this guy, and I was like, laying in the bed. Sometimes I come by, like, kissing while I'm jerking off in hand. And then, girl. The wall behind me. And I was. And that was our first time hooking up. And I said that. He was like, whoa. And I was like, I need you to know you're never. That's never happened again. Like, I don't. I don't.
Monet X Change
And Bob is 6 foot 3. Girl. That is.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is.
Monet X Change
That's a lot of. That's a lot of air time, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, I don't want you coming back expecting this to happen again. But that was crazy. And I don't know that shooting ropes necessarily, because sometimes shooting ropes feels as good as dribbling.
Monet X Change
I do it every time, but it feels.
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't feel less good than dribble. We believe you.
Monet X Change
I won't. But I want Andy cooperate.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus.
Jacob
What blazer do you want picked up from the house?
Bob the Drag Queen
Lasers blazer. The pearl.
Monet X Change
One with pearls. Hello, Andy.
Jacob
We're.
Monet X Change
We're on the podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
How.
Monet X Change
How would you describe the way that I shoot come out of my penis? Like it's. Elon Musk asked. Rocket ship launching into space.
Bob the Drag Queen
Musking is crazy.
Monet X Change
You've gotten your own eyeball one.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I did not get in my own eyeball. Okay, you gotta go.
Monet X Change
Goodbye. That is not true. Eddie is. Now he's just adding.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're a bad aim.
Jacob
So your boyfriend's a liar. Andy is untrustworthy.
Monet X Change
That's crazy account.
Bob the Drag Queen
So today what we're going to be doing is reviewing the only fans of.
Monet X Change
Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Of several. RuPaul's Drag Race former RuPaul's Drag Race contestants. Now, we are not going to be
Monet X Change
mad that we're doing this.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. This is public stuff. Now, I want to be clear. We are not revealing their content. Monet and I would never in a million years take something that is behind a paywall and put it front facing.
Monet X Change
We are going to talk about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're going to tell you what we're seeing and then you can. Then I think maybe you and I would.
Monet X Change
Would say if we would subscribe if
Bob the Drag Queen
we think it is worth the price point.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So who the fuck is mafia? That's Pearl girl. Oh, Mr. Pearl.
Monet X Change
So that is Mr. Pearl. Pearl.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're starting with Pearl.
Monet X Change
Pearl Pearls only fans is 14.99 per month.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, 15. Wait, wait, wait.
Monet X Change
Actually, can we go back over to the top? This is what I would do. I would say, okay, 14, 15.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no, no.
Monet X Change
Yeah, go back. I would say, okay, no, go. Stay up. Stay up there. I was like, she has 349 pictures and 59 videos for me. I would say, you know what?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a lot of content.
Monet X Change
That's a lot of content and I would definitely explore.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I also look at the hearts. This is important.
Monet X Change
Oh, I don't. I never look at the hearts because
Bob the Drag Queen
this tells me, do people like this content? Right, but it's 44, 000.
Monet X Change
A lot or a little bit? I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
It depends. For the, for the. For the CIS straight girls, that's nothing.
Monet X Change
For the c. Strict girls will literally
Bob the Drag Queen
just show the top of their thong and have 300 000.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God. Okay, there is a girl who only shows her boobs and she's making like $4 million a month.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I. I have to find. I. I have to do my own research. But anyway, she has a lot of pictures.
Monet X Change
Please don't share my content. It's illegal and creepy. Please stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're not sharing it.
Monet X Change
We're not.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has. She has 349 pictures, 59 videos and 44 likes. 44.1k likes. So I would look at that and I would say, yeah, I would say the price point is high.
Monet X Change
It is a higher price point.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a very high. Oh, hi, it's Matthew, AKA Pro from a TV show. Yes, full frontals as XXX videos on main feed. Please don't share my content is illegal and creepy. Love peace and high vibe.
Monet X Change
Have you ever done the thing where they say like, if you message. Like message me if you want the video.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like if they're dming me, that's another thing. If I subscribe to your only fans and you are not showing anything and it costs money and then you're dming me trying to sell me stuff. I'm reporting you. No kidding. I'm. I'm not. I'm like unsubscribing, like that's. That. That infuriates me.
Monet X Change
I just don't know how to. I. I just don't understand why I would pay for your thing and buy extra content. And they're like, oh, if you want to see the full thing, tip me X amount of.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because when you're horny, you'll do anything. They get you right before the nut.
Monet X Change
Anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Speak for yourself.
Monet X Change
All right.
Bob the Drag Queen
So what I normally do is I just go over to the media. Do you go to the post?
Monet X Change
Depending if I'm a first time occupier of this place, I will go just through the regular post feed.
Bob the Drag Queen
So based off what I'm seeing, I just want to go ahead and say this. There are no lies being advertised in what she's saying. She is showing what she says she's showing. She is doing what she says she's doing. The pictures are nice pictures. There. There doesn't seem to be any, like sneaky behind the paywall stuff. Everything she advertises she is doing. The price point. The price point is high, but she's. She's fulfilling every single thing she says. In my opinion, if you have the money to spend, this is worth it.
Monet X Change
Pearl is hot. This. This looks. This looks great. This looks. This looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're not going to describe the content.
Monet X Change
No, no, no. I'm just. No, yeah. Pearl looks. Pearl is giving. You're getting a lot for what you're paying. You're getting a lot of very variety, variation, different things. I would, I would totally pay for this.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're also getting lifestyle. There's a lifestyle. So you, you can see the Pearl vibe in this. You know that she's earthy, you know that she. That she be in the. Be in the woods. You know that she be standing next to bushes. She's in the mountains. She's on a hike somewhere. So I'm gonna go ahead and say.
Monet X Change
Jacob, wait, stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go back up really quick.
Monet X Change
The top, top left one there. Can you note down. Yeah. What is that?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a penis woman.
Monet X Change
I know. Thank you, Bob. Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
So this is the video. Yeah. I think this is good content for sure. If you have the 14.99 or. Yeah. $14.99 per month. I would say even if you're just checking it out for one month, you should go and check this one out. Because if you're attracted to Pearl and you. There is no deception in this. I think this is an only fan that you should subscribe to.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree. Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we're gonna. I'm giving Pearl the subscribe.
Monet X Change
I give a subscriber, so I would definitely subscribe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on to our next one.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Ms. Big and Milky. You can probably guess who that. Well, I Mean, no, because it's OnlyFans, but that is milk from season six of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
The numbers are down.
Monet X Change
Love Milk. The numbers are down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Pearl had over 300 pictures. Milk has 124.
Monet X Change
But she has the same amount of videos, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is true. But. But. But it's still but. And also something. This is. This is also. We forgot to mention this. This is one of the first things I do. When was the last time you posted? How are you posting? Oh, what. What is the year on that one? Go back up to the top.
Monet X Change
I think that was pinned.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that's not pinned. Oh, you know. Go to post, baby.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's been a little bit, Abs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and say right now you've not posted since
Monet X Change
2023, but maybe she's not active anymore. It's just like. Like the OnlyFans exist, but she's not active anymore. There are some people I have gone to, their only fans.
Bob the Drag Queen
They.
Monet X Change
They clearly have not posted in a while, but they have a lot of content because they're just not.
Bob the Drag Queen
But we can leave Pearls.
Jacob
Oh, so Pearl's last was June 18, 2024.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, see, we. I didn't. I didn't think about that option then.
Monet X Change
I didn't go with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it is a lot of content. So I'm saying, like, if you're paying for, like, it's like. It's like seeing a movie.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So here thing I'm looking for. When did you last post? How frequently do you post? How much content do you have? How many people like it, how much is it and how much it costs? I. I mix all these things together to find out the answer. I want to find out. Milk is obviously not posting on OnlyFans anymore.
Jacob
Anymore.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I mean, I would say this con. Does she go back? Does she advertise? What's. What type of content?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, at the top of screen.
Monet X Change
Okay. She says 18 plus. I mean, which I. It's probably redundant on only fans. Gay.
Bob the Drag Queen
He.
Monet X Change
Him. Message me for special requests completed at my discretion. Absolutely. Please do not repost any. Yeah, you don't want to do any of that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Privacy is my business and shows a complete lack of respect for my work. Failure to comply will result in legal actions.
Monet X Change
Absolutely. Enjoy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hard enjoy. What's the price point? $10. 9. 99amonth.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So this is. So it is less content, but it is less money.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, so I'm going to say as we're scrolling through, you're Seeing the stuff. These are mostly back shots, and you are seeing what you. Probably what you came to see with.
Monet X Change
Oh, yes, honey,
Bob the Drag Queen
Go back. Click on it. Oh, it's that. Okay.
Jacob
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I'm gonna let y' all know. You're in for a wild ride on Milks. You're in for a wild ride because I was just shook to my core. But it wasn't what I thought it was.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it wasn't what I thought it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was okay. That was. That was wild.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, man. I am hot, man.
Monet X Change
I'm like, hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know to call Whitney Houston.
Monet X Change
I didn't know. But listen, we all. We all know Pearl is a Milk.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're so shook.
Monet X Change
Milk is a very beautiful, statuesque, gorgeous person. You are seeing their body in full bloom. And it. Is. It. I mean, this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is. This is. Well, Milk doesn't advertise front stuff, and Milk doesn't advertise front stuff, and I don't see. I don't see any front stuff, but go up. Go up, Jacob.
Monet X Change
Go up. There's some.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, there's no front stuff.
Monet X Change
Down. We just saw it coming up. No, down. Keep on going down. Down. Wasn't that. Oh, that's a phone. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there's a. There's a great body, and it goes into some niche content.
Monet X Change
Yes, we'll put it that way.
Bob the Drag Queen
At 10. For $10 to peek at this, I would. I would. I would pay $10 to peek at this.
Monet X Change
Wait, Jigga, stop. Second row. Wait, what is that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that's. That's.
Monet X Change
Oh, work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Okay, so the whole thing. Whoa. Yes.
Monet X Change
Diva.
Bob the Drag Queen
Most of it.
Monet X Change
That's 75%, you know, almost doesn't count.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm saying.
Monet X Change
I'm kidding.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say just like pearls. This is worth checking out.
Monet X Change
Totally.
Bob the Drag Queen
But be prepared because there are some. What is happening there? Top right. What is happening right. What is that? What is that? What is that? I'm nervous. What's gonna happen?
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
How long is this, Jacob?
Jacob
I can't tell.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what's about to happen. This is art. Okay. It's very artsy. What we're looking at is very artistic. Is it? Oh, okay. Oh, oh.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. There is some interesting experimental stuff going on on this page.
Monet X Change
Experimental stuff is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
There is. There is some interesting experimental art. What you expect from Milk.
Monet X Change
Yes, you do.
Bob the Drag Queen
You expect experimental art from.
Monet X Change
From Milk?
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I'm gonna Say this one is
Monet X Change
worth it for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right. At $10, this one is worth it. We have Gia Gunn, the boom boom. By the way, I don't know how much money Civil Roberts paid for all these. We got to add them up at the end. Okay. This is quite the. Okay. Gia Gun, vip TV Celebrity Gone Wild. Xxs TS Solo BG GGGN Group Filming. This page is not for dating. It is for fun. BC fun is always. Because fun is always better. Copyright notice. It's copyrighted mineral materials. Don't copy my Blah, blah, blah. All right, let's.
Monet X Change
So wait, wait, wait. She has 476 pictures, 73, 74 videos.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whoa.
Monet X Change
And what does that say?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think those are lives. I think she's done 111 lives. She's done 111 lie. I think those are lives. And hover over Jacob. Does it say when you hover over that icon what it is? Yeah.
Monet X Change
And she's current.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's currently online, so she's. So she has. She has a. Y', all. This is a. She has 23, 000 likes. This is a lot. Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna go harder. I'm gonna. Before I even look at any content, I'm gonna say this is worth it. It is $4.
Monet X Change
What? I think this might be one. Because, you know, when they have specials, I like. I wonder what, like, her actual. Because sometimes they do, like, $6 for these 31 days and it changes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe. But all I'm saying is go back up. Jacob. All I'm saying is, at $4, if your only fans is less than $5, my curiosity will get the best of me. I would check it out. This girl. That's a croissant sandwich from Dunkin Donuts. Like, I'm. I'm buying it.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I'm already. Before I even look at. I'm just gonna go ahead and say with 111 live streams, this is already.
Monet X Change
But what are the live streams?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe she's answering questions. Maybe she's. I don't know what's going on. So as we scroll through, this seems like a lot.
Monet X Change
This seems like a. Like a. A little sexier Instagram.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's. It is very sexy. It is very sexy pictures and stuff.
Monet X Change
But she is already sex on Instagram. So it looks like an even heightened version of that. It just kind of paints it paint the picture a little bit more.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm going to be honest. It's not crazy, but it's also $4. And I don't know what she's doing on these live streams. I have no clue what she's doing. These live streams.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I don't know. Well, that one. Click. That one is.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Monet X Change
Oh, wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, how do we feel about what we saw?
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's. But I'm curious what the caption says. Is a caption like, oh, if you want to see the thing, send. Send me a. You know what I mean when I say those things? If you want to see it unsent. Well, if you want to see the full thing, DM me. DM me one of those.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're not seeing a ton, but it's $4. The pictures are very, very sexy.
Monet X Change
Very.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I will say. Oh, wait, is she in there? Where is she? I don't see her. I. She's not even in there.
Monet X Change
She has to be if you put that on your page. Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not in there.
Monet X Change
Jacob, when we were too far. Do you see her at all?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she's not in there.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
She say, see now. I would like to see the thing. Are you saying all those people attack?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm going to say I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I said that. I thought I was pretty sure. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. I don't fucking know. But I'm going to say you're not seeing a ton. If you're curious. I think $4 is worth it, but there's just isn't a. There's not a. You're not gonna see anything too crazy, and it's probably gonna be behind a deeper paywall. But I think it. I think at. No, that is her.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that is her on the right. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Okay. No, you are seeing some. There is sexual content with her and other people.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So you are gonna see some delicate areas.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it doesn't seem like you're gonna see hers.
Monet X Change
But you know. You know. You know, I think in contrast, what we've seen so far with, like, pearl and.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is much more conservative than pearls.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is much more conservative than pearl. Still hot and sexy you're seeing. You know, but it doesn't. I mean, you're.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I will say this, too. The price point is low.
Monet X Change
Very. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And maybe what she's selling is the sexy experience of getting to be in. In communication with your gun.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you get to be at her live streams and she's wearing something really slutty. Or something really sexy in those moments,
Monet X Change
which I think if I didn't only fans, I would probably. It would lean more in this way than what Pearl or. Or Milk does.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I'm actually gonna go ahead and say this is worth it.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, this is. If I were to do an only
Monet X Change
fans, it would be this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say
Monet X Change
this is worth it. Wait, Jacob. Oh, is that not a Drag Race person?
Jacob
No, this is a Drag Race person. Which one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you skipped a few, so we're just wondering. Yeah, you skipped over some, so we're just wondering. All right, Monet, who are we looking at? Jacob, it's so small. Can you. There we go. Jacob, like, really, like, get the whole. There we go. All that messenger stuff.
Monet X Change
So this is Iowa boy. And this is Sasha Bell.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Sasha Bell. Sasha Bell has. Whoa. 60. Wow. These. These numbers are great. 60,000 likes. 196 live streams. 403 videos. 338 pictures.
Monet X Change
And the caption says 18 +XXX adult I. Action. Please feel free to DM me like, and comment t. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all. Oh, my God. For $5 a month.
Monet X Change
But it's $5. I didn't even see that part.
Bob the Drag Queen
$5 a month.
Monet X Change
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
4.99amonth work. Yeah. These numbers are great. She's showing all the stuff. Not shy at all. I'm just going to go ahead and off. Rip say this is. Oh, creative costumes. There's a. There's a wardrobe budget. I was. I would say, outside of Gia Gun, some of the best wardrobe we've seen in here.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Look at these creative costumes.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Narrator/Advertiser
Girl.
Monet X Change
Creative costumes.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not just, like, underwear and a jock strap. She's like. They're like, creative. Would you not agree to that?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't think this is creative? It's not just underwear.
Monet X Change
And jock strap is underwear and jock strap. That's what they are.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's like sexy underwear. Sexy like that. That go up that thing with the prints on it. That's not. That's not underwear. You're calling that underwear?
Monet X Change
Okay, one little costume. Bob getting crazy over one little cow costume.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's f. It showed that she's putting in effort.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I. Which I certainly appreciate. Jacob, you gotta.
Jacob
Sorry. It's my thing that's being weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, yeah, I think that she's showing all the stuff. She has creativity in her work. It's not the highest quality, like, the. The angles and stuff. Like, I think Gia guns had, like. They were like, nicely edited photos and videos. And it looks like Sasha Belle is, like, putting the camera down low key,
Jacob
giving mayhem from Lady Gaga.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mayhem from Lady Gaga.
Monet X Change
I have a question. How do you feel about porn content creators? Adult content creators who, like, make it, like super cinematic and it feels like super. Like it's a fucking Scorsese film.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you hot?
Monet X Change
I mean, yeah, Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I prefer the home videos, but if you're hot and I want to look at it, I'm down.
Monet X Change
Because I think that's part of the appeal of OnlyFans is like, when it feels so hyper produced, you're like, girl, this is. This is fucking cocky, boys. This is Sean Cody. Like, this is fucking Latino fan club. I want. I want to feel like you took your iPhone and just filmed it. That's. For me personally.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know about Latino fan club.
Monet X Change
You never used Latino fan club back in the day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not even in the current day.
Monet X Change
All the videos used to start with this. They used to start with this, like, African drum. Like,
Bob the Drag Queen
Latino fan club. Yes.
Monet X Change
I mean, they're black Latinos. You're right. Literally all of a sudden, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
so
Monet X Change
you knew what that sound was coming. Trey was coming.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a white boy's stomp. All right, let's go on to our next one. This is worth it for me. In my opinion, this is worth the money, honestly. But also, who's shocked that a rude girl is making quality content?
Monet X Change
Ms. Testicle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Testicle.
Monet X Change
Okay, fun fact about her. Her and Andy use the same trainer,
Bob the Drag Queen
lives in.
Monet X Change
No, but he did do it virtually, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
The numbers are really low, guys.
Monet X Change
Very low.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has 21 pictures, nine videos, and only 5, 000 likes.
Monet X Change
21 pictures? Yeah. That is. I mean, is she. She may be new to this, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, when someone's new. I'm gonna wait.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't have.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have time to find out if you're gonna be great. So you're getting 30 images slash videos, and you're paying how much for it? We need the price point.
Monet X Change
This is 699.
Bob the Drag Queen
699. Okay, let's take a gander. So I'm just going to say off rip. That testicles is obviously incredibly attractive and has a fantastic body. That being said, I'm not paying for this.
Monet X Change
Well, hold on, let's see the rest. Like, are they all just that?
Bob the Drag Queen
See? Okay, so you do see. You do see stuff. Okay, let me.
Jacob
Let me.
Monet X Change
Let me just say this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I do. I am not Interested in someone's solo content? Always. Like, if your whole onlyfans are just only you jerking off all the time, bitch, how many times can I watch you jerk off?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm okay with solo content.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm okay with solo content. Wow.
Monet X Change
I don't find. Not for me vibes so bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, okay. You are. You are.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
When was the first. When was the first thing go to. Go to post and scroll all the way back?
Monet X Change
This is it. That's the first.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Go to post and scroll all the way back.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Cause you can't see.
Bob the Drag Queen
You ain't got to scroll that long. It'll be a quick. It'll be a quick scroll, sister.
Monet X Change
So first one was 24.
Bob the Drag Queen
July 21, 2024.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it is a little over a year old. So this. I. I think this is worth checking out if you really, really want to see the stuff. But she doesn't seem to be posting very often. She has very. She has very little content.
Monet X Change
Wait, July 1, 2024? Yeah, no, I'm not subscribed.
Bob the Drag Queen
So that means is the person who paid that amount on the first thing got one picture is getting all the same content that you're getting if you subscribe today.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you got one. You got one post, and then I now have 60 images. No slash, videos.
Monet X Change
I'm not. I'm not subscribing to.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you're subscribing today and you want to see this person's body, it is a good price point, but I would like to see more content from this creator.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we need more. I would not subscribe to this.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, let's go ahead and move on. You want to introduce who we're looking at?
Monet X Change
We're going to Willam Beli of Mom podcast, who's currently in a beef with Mistress Isabel Brooks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. I thought Willam would have more content than this.
Monet X Change
Well, I. Let's see. So William has 73 pictures, 36 videos, and 7.3 thousand likes. Willem's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Willem's like a content machine. I know the 73 images is kind of.
Monet X Change
Maybe it's because it's probably just a little, like, ancillary, like. Yeah, whatever her bio says. Cat good. Cat good. Better give it some. Oh, Cat good. Better give it some money. This is for Skeets. Wait, Jacob, zoom in a little bit. It's really far. Yeah, this is for Skeet's sake, not Keith's sake, so don't repost this stuff. It's for you, and it's Hair only, please. And she's in Hollywood, California.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is $7 a month. And I need to hear most recent posts. Her most recent post was August 7th.
Monet X Change
Bitch. Yesterday.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, so. So, okay. And everyone's tagged.
Monet X Change
Oh, work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone's tagged. Gang. Gang. All right, let's look at the images. So you're gonna see there's a. There's a sense of humor.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
In this one, for sure. A lot of this is William's whole thing. There's a lot of sense of humor in what she's doing. And there is. Okay. You're seeing some skin. You're seeing some skin. For sure. You're definitely seeing skin.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Monet X Change
Look at that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, did you read the caption? Oh. So it incorporates the drag. This is the only one that I've seen from a guy.
Monet X Change
Is that real?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's real. That's famous. She famously did that. It's the only one I've seen from a guy that incorporates drag.
Jacob
We can talk about this because this is an iconic number, and it should
Bob the Drag Queen
be, but it's just a picture she did.
Jacob
Not yet a girl, not yet a woman. By Britney Spears while fisting something. Somebody.
Monet X Change
Whoa. I didn't notice. I didn't notice this. This iconic.
Jacob
Really great.
Bob the Drag Queen
So this is only one I've seen that incorporates drag from one of the guys, which I think is interesting. Yeah. But you do. You do see some skin, but it's just not enough content. It's just how old was.
Monet X Change
When was her first. When was her first post?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the first one. Let's see. We're scrolling back. I will say this is quite a bit of scrolling.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
2021. Yeah, 2020.
Monet X Change
I think this is. I think this is. This is content for Will.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, are we at 2019?
Jacob
Here we go.
Monet X Change
2010.
Jacob
October 8th. 2020.
Bob the Drag Queen
October 10th.
Monet X Change
All right, so we saw in Pandemic,
Bob the Drag Queen
for this amount of time, this is not enough content for me.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think if she beefed it up a little bit, I'll be into it. But for such little content, I mean, it is just 7.99.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh, the man.
Monet X Change
For $7.99. For $6.99. Like, whatever. But, yeah, I don't think I would subscribe. I. I would want more. More bang for my buck.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, probably not.
Monet X Change
Is that a popsicle? Oh, no. I voted.
Narrator/Advertiser
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. We just describe everything she got on her.
Monet X Change
I say what it is. You know, it could be on her forehead. It could be what? What I'm Talking about.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, wild for that. All right, baby. Right now. I have frequented this one a lot of times. I, I, I am a mainstay on this one. We could use my account for this one.
Monet X Change
Does that have a question? Do you, do you, do you let it do. Are there any ones that you just keep it on rotation?
Bob the Drag Queen
Subscribe and subscribe every time.
Monet X Change
Why subscribe?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I don't want to forget.
Monet X Change
But I mean, you're gonna come back
Bob the Drag Queen
in a couple, in like a couple of months. I mean, I was being a bit hyperbolic. I subscribe and I subscribe every time. Every Monday you'll forget. We're looking at Dahlia Sin. The numbers are pretty good. She has 247 pictures, 106 videos, no live streams, which only has 6.8 thousand likes. But I, I, I 10 of those are mine. Her, her, her bio says get into it. This account features endless streams of explicit content. Also exclusive private photos of me you'll never see anywhere else. Yes, I take requests, tips and private photos. So don't be afraid to ask for anything. I respond to everyone. By the way, don't forget to like and comment. That's, that's already great. Great, because people love to chat with their, with the hot people.
Monet X Change
Mention is at Hokage 13. Have you ever used the cock cage for someone?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I've been with someone who had a cauchage on but I didn't put it on there. All right, let's look at the content. So how much is it? Ooh, that's a little pricey.
Monet X Change
12 dwell here.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a little pricey. $12 a month is a low price but you have 356 different media like moments. So this is, this is probably going to be. I'll let you take it because I'm, I've already approved this one. It's so great.
Monet X Change
Click on media. We'll just look at the, the big picture here. Okay, so you're seeing. Okay, keep on scrolling. Can I get a sense of the page? So we're getting sexy outfits. We are seeing both the front and the back. So if you're curious, if you like one of these more than the other, you are gonna get to experience both and just. Oh my God. That's nice. I didn't. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh wow. Oh yeah.
Jacob
This also in Naruto there are like different tribes and villages and like the leader of the village is a Hokage. So I believe it's a reference to Naruto.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is very House of Azure.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. So I think you are seeing lots of very. I mean, I will say this. It's a lot of soul. Oh, no, nevermind. I spoke too soon. But there are others involved. You're getting different people, different types of content.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, a lot of it is.
Monet X Change
Seems kind of similar.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna go ahead and say this is my favorite one that I've seen. Of all the RU girls, this is my favorite one. This is the only one that I've ever purchased more than once. This is a great one. I have never been disappointed a single time I've ever clicked on this page. And these pictures are great. I think this person is very hot. You're. They're not hiding anything from you. And apparently you can dm. And I wasn't about to DM and be like, why? It didn't seem appropriate.
Monet X Change
Got it. But that's a cute outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see. Oh, now you appreciate costumes. Now you appreciate.
Monet X Change
Okay, because hers are nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
The other ones were not nice. A really hot outfit. This is very, very sexy. I. 10 out of 10. If you only get one, make it be this one.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is great. I would. I would totally. I would totally pay for this.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, who's earning? How many more we got?
Jacob
This is our last one.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have one.
Jacob
Save the best for last.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have one. Why is it the best for last? Oh, Monet, you can introduce this one.
Monet X Change
This is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is. This is your. This is your inner saboteur.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's your outer saboteur.
Monet X Change
This is the only fans of my Good, good sister, Ms. Cameron Michaels. And we all know for a fact, because she advertised it. She is new here and the numbers are fucking up.
Bob the Drag Queen
How new? Whoa.
Jacob
February 14th.
Monet X Change
Bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, this month? This year.
Jacob
She started last Valentine's Day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, of this year. Okay. To have 202 images already.
Monet X Change
57 videos is.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the likes. Almost 51,000 likes.
Monet X Change
Like, the numbers are up. This is her bio. Welcome to the other side of K. Michaels. I promise you're going to like it here. Eyeglass emoji. I'm happy to have you here and happy to share the side of me you won't find anywhere else. Please be courteous, respectful, and let's have some fun sharing hot solo content for you on main requests considered. If I have the time collabs, it's too far. Collabs will be filmed here and there and will always be PPV pay per view. Tell your fav creators I'm looking to film like work. So she's in the Pearl tax bracket 14.99amonth.
Bob the Drag Queen
So this is the. So there have been only two that have been over 10. And this is.
Monet X Change
No, three.
Bob the Drag Queen
The three. This is the third one now.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Work. Oh,
Jacob
what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that protected, Honey. Is it.
Jacob
No, I think it's just loading. Give me a second. Here we go.
Monet X Change
Oh, work. No, the hell it's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, well, just go to the media thing. So I'm gonna go ahead and say that you're. You're seeing. You're seeing stuff.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Are you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we're not. But Jacob is, though. Are you, Jacob? No. Oh, try to try.
Monet X Change
Maybe that's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe that's a thing.
Monet X Change
Try another one. Like another video to the left there. Yeah,
Bob the Drag Queen
we've already seen this name once.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, go back to the Post.
Jacob
It could be.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, go to the Post. Go to the Post. No, the Post, baby, the Post. And then go to that video and read, read. What do you see here? Hold on. Go to the words, my dear. The words.
Monet X Change
Oh, you see?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, this is. I don't know what's going. I don't know what's happening here, but,
Monet X Change
I mean, I think we can explain. I think we're having some techno, some technical.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think we are. I think that's how it's done.
Monet X Change
No, no, there's no way. So what's happening is that we're trying to play the video, y', all, and just a big blur. The whole thing just gets blurred out. We tried a couple videos.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's how the video is.
Monet X Change
So then how.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is there a way to purchase this outside of that?
Monet X Change
No. Cause it would say it in the caption or say.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. Yep. You see those little things up in the top right corner?
Monet X Change
Yep.
Bob the Drag Queen
Areno.
Monet X Change
Top left?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Top left. Yep. Perino.
Monet X Change
Really? That's what that means?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think.
Jacob
That's not what that means. What that means.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, what does that mean then? Guys, she's doing this to her content on purpose. There's a reason why you can't watch it. It's not this. Not. We're not having a technical difficulty. It's being censored.
Jacob
Let me.
Monet X Change
So how do. Then how do you buy it? Do we. You have to DM her for it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably or something like that. But work. I'm telling you, it's not. It's not a. It's not a mistake. It is scream at Jacob's name. Is. The Jacob's name on here is just Jacob R. Well, these were like Jacob. Yeah, she actually's blurring it. Oh, wow.
Jacob
Because I'm sharing It to the guys.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's blurring this content. No one else's content is being blurred. All right, unshare it and then see if you can play it. Unshare the screen.
Monet X Change
Wow. So camera.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cameras better work, but you're still sharing. You have to unshare screen.
Monet X Change
Cameras better work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, let us. I don't want this big gap in here.
Jacob
Yeah, now it's showing up on my computer.
Monet X Change
See?
Bob the Drag Queen
Also now it's showing up. Okay, so.
Monet X Change
So Carol, Michael said, I want you to be home and casting to your tv. She said, watch this on your phone, nigga. They'll be out here showing me here so the neighbors can see my shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, Jacob, tell us. Tell us what you're seeing. Are you see. So you're actually seeing the videos?
Jacob
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so I was mistaken. We are seeing the videos. She has it protected so that you can't. Her. Her content is protected.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So you can't, like, put it on a. Share it to something else, which I think is fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, of course. I'm not. I'm not doing that. But you. But, Jacob, to be clear, you are seeing the stuff, right?
Jacob
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so you are. You are actually seeing stuff. There are pictures. They are. They're not overly produced, but they're nice pictures.
Monet X Change
They're nice. Nice quality. Nice quality pictures and videos with different loca.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wow.
Monet X Change
Different locations. Oh, oh, oh, Different. There are other people.
Bob the Drag Queen
This.
Monet X Change
I would pay for this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she said solo content, but there's a person there.
Monet X Change
No, she said not. She said. She said, we'll do collabs when I have time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone else has a little content, I guess.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is good. This is great.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is another. It is. It is expensive.
Monet X Change
It is.
Bob the Drag Queen
But considering that she just joined in February, she has as much content as some of the people who have been here for. More content than people who have been here for. For years. I'm gonna go ahead and say this is worth it. This is worth it.
Monet X Change
Women.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is very professionally done. There's themes, and you're seeing the stuff.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you're seeing it. This is good. And she. You're seeing the front, the back. You're seeing everything. She has a great body, obviously.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you ever start on OnlyFans?
Monet X Change
I don't. In my mind, I think I would. In reality, I don't think I ever would.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would never start.
Monet X Change
It's too revealing. Like, I just. And to keep up. To keep up with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
More revealing than the nudes you post on your Instagram? Feed.
Monet X Change
I don't post news on Instagram.
Bob the Drag Queen
You posted yourself with no clothes on.
Monet X Change
When?
Bob the Drag Queen
Several times.
Monet X Change
When I, like, twice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jake is about to start searching right now. So you're saying you have posted news on your Instagram feed?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You just said. You just said twice. So is it twice or is it now?
Monet X Change
Well, I had to take one down because of a brand deal. Oh, well, no, I'm covered up. You can't see anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you. So you have. So like I said, you have posted the news on your Instagram feed. You get to take one down. So.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but that's one. There's no pressure to, like, keep on, like, keep on my content and, like. No, but on OnlyFans is too much. And like, honestly, honestly, here's what I would sell on OnlyFans if all my family died. If all my family died, I would post on OnlyFans.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus Christ.
Monet X Change
I would be. So if I put on OnlyFans and my fan was like, I could not know my fans.
Bob the Drag Queen
There are things that I feel more comfortable doing now that my Mother's Day really see. I can't think about the top of my head, but I'm like, glad my mom would never see this.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? But I could not right now with my family. I would be like, oh, God, they know that's out there.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many only fans would you say. Would you say you subscribe to in
Monet X Change
a month, give or take maybe three?
Jacob
Would you both be comfortable opening your only fans on your phone and giving us one person you're currently following?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, because someone. So right now, the only people I'm following on only fans are people who have free only fans, if that makes any sense. Yeah, it's just two guys over and over again who have free only fans. It's like the same two guys over and over again. But the real answer is you go into the messages and see who. Who we have followed in the past.
Monet X Change
Oh, is that. Is that. Is that where that. Oh, because they message you. Like, hey, come back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And also a lot of people message you when you join as well.
Monet X Change
Yeah, currently I'm following Gabriel Coimbra, but not following. I did not. I subscribed, but I. Oh, my God, I spent $12 on His OnlyFans. Jesus. Oh, no. I did it for Nicey because he had a special. He had a special for $9.60 for 31 days, and that's when he got me.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, let's swap.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
We're swapping. Jacob said, would you open it and
Monet X Change
swap Swap to someone we're following.
Bob the Drag Queen
Give me your phone.
Jacob
Just share one person you're following.
Monet X Change
Oh, and I just did.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're afraid to show me what's on your phone? No, someone that I. Okay, so I'm currently only following people who have free. Oh, my God. All of these have expired. Expired. Oh, my God. How many? Jesus Christ. How many have I.
Monet X Change
Choose one person you follow.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to do something. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37. I have 37 expired since April. Since April 25th.
Monet X Change
April. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
30 since April 25th, you subscribe to 2024.
Monet X Change
That's still a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
So since April of last year, I have subscribed to 30 something.
Monet X Change
Choose one person you're following right now. Click on their profile, and then we'll swap and we. We'll describe it to it to the audience and tell us if you would also.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'm not subscribing anyone I pay for. So everything you see is going to be okay. I'll find one. Here's one. It's fine.
Monet X Change
It won't go to waste.
Bob the Drag Queen
Should I resubmit?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Should I rescribe to the.
Monet X Change
That's a nice table. Sorry, I didn't mean to break it. Almost break container. I thought it was plastic.
Jacob
It's glass.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, this one is. I like this one a lot. This is really hot. He's a little weird, but he's hot, though. All right, I'm looking at. I'm looking at a guy named Gabriel Coimbra.
Monet X Change
Coimbra.
Bob the Drag Queen
Coimbra. He looks European or Latin American.
Monet X Change
He's Brazilian.
Bob the Drag Queen
Brazilian, yeah. He's got dark, curly hair and. And like, swarthy skin. He has a lot of. He has, like, tattoos on his arms. He does a lot of partner content. He seems to be a top. And he has a very large penis. Most of his content is showing his penis or putting his penis inside of people. And he does quite a few collaborations. And it is expensive, though.
Monet X Change
$12 is expensive, but it was 960. That's how you got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
He is in the top 1%.
Monet X Change
Everyone's in the top 1%.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like he was a child.
Monet X Change
Everyone says that. I'm in the top 1% of OnlyFans. How is everyone in the top 1%?
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not. Because you're too afraid because your whole family's alive.
Monet X Change
Anyway, I'm looking at psb. A pretty skinned boy Prius B. He's a black gentleman. He has a very large penis cut. You know what I mean? I like when I think with a little extra cheese on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that's just. I hate when you say that.
Monet X Change
I hate.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I hate. It's so disgusting.
Monet X Change
His body is fucking beautiful. I see. What do you mean beautiful?
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you describe it please?
Monet X Change
I mean a 12 pack, great biceps, a huge chest. A huge chest is so fucking hot. I can't tell if he's, you know, tall or short. Is he tall or short? Do you know I don't know you to the concert. You can't tell. You can't tell is everyone else. I mean but I'm just going really quickly. But you watch.
Bob the Drag Queen
But he's often by himself. Six foot one
Jacob
and it looks like shoe size 10. Oh, this is his modeling.
Monet X Change
Oh, got it. He's a tick tocker.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he's really. He's actually really funny.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean I can't, I can't tell if someone's really funny or if I'm just giving them a lot of leeway because they're sexual. Sometimes I'm like, are you hilarious or are you sexy? And I'm like haha. Sometimes I genuinely can't tell.
Monet X Change
And he has a lot of. A lot of them are pictures. I'm like, I don't see the video. I mean he has 1.2 thousand pictures and 122 videos.
Bob the Drag Queen
But this, and this is free.
Monet X Change
This is free.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the free one.
Monet X Change
And you see the dick and everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, you look at it, it's free.
Monet X Change
Oh wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
You see it's free up there.
Monet X Change
Yeah, completely free. Wow. So what is best deal in town? When you have a free onlyfans, what do you get back?
Bob the Drag Queen
We can invite him on the page and ask him.
Monet X Change
Honestly, I would love to have a gig. Do you think he lives in la?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think he does, yeah. We can invite pretty skinned boy on the page and we'll ask him why he has a free only fans work.
Monet X Change
All right. And so wait, would you. So you wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
Never. Not a million years, not even once.
Monet X Change
Would you. What? Oh no. I guess it makes any sense.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wouldn't. Whatever you're asking, if it involves me showing my body or any or my ass or my penis or nudity, the
Monet X Change
answer is if you had a partner that had one. Like I just want to like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, that'd be fine if Jacob.
Monet X Change
No, no, no. Can I finish the question? You have a partner that has only fans and they want to suck your dick. No, but. Blur out the dick. But you only see their face. No, but your dick is blurred out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said no. No. Not even once.
Monet X Change
Got it? Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fair.
Monet X Change
All right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goodbye, Sat.
Date: September 22, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
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As with every Sibling Rivalry episode, the tone is riotous, honest, and occasionally raunchy—peppered with rapid-fire jokes, sassy interjections, clever reads, and the duo’s deep knowledge of queer pop culture. They mix sincere advice with outrageous comic storytelling, never taking themselves or the topic too seriously, but always keeping it real.
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