Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18E02 "Q-Pop Girl Groups"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18E02 "Q-Pop Girl Groups"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Release Date: January 14, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change return to their "Sibling Watchery" format to deeply recap and review RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18, Episode 2: “Q-Pop Girl Groups.” With their signature blend of shade, insight, and hilarity, the duo dissects the contestants’ gameplay, the design and performance choices, and the drama both on and off the main stage. They especially focus on the dynamic group challenge, breakdown of lyrics and looks, the impact of team selections, and the overall trajectory of the new cast.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & Episode Context

• Bob and Monét joke about recording apart again and the need for personal space, showing their classic playful rivalry.
  • "Thank God...I need distance. I need..." – Monét [01:08]
• Bob plugs The Traitors (Monét stars, Bob hosts the podcast) and provides context: after episode 1's non-elimination, drama is heightened due to the pressure for someone to go home.
  • "A couple of girls seem really irritated that no one's gone home. And honestly, I feel that. We gotta get it. We gotta get y' all outta here." – Bob [05:36]

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2. The Challenge: Q-Pop Girl Groups

• Teams are chosen by last week's top queens, Nene and Vita. Both hosts analyze their strategy, agreeing most picks are logical (e.g., Mia Starr for dance skills, Briar as a show director).
  • "Why would you not choose Mia Starr first? She's literally choreographed and danced for celebrities." – Bob [08:47]
• Leftover queens’ morale plummets, especially Athena, who takes the snub hard. This sets a “dark cloud” over their team.
  • "Athena is a just a...A dark cloud over the entire leftover group." – Bob [21:11]
• Groups scramble for genre picks, resulting in debates, posturing, and some subtle sabotage.
  • "Athena's like, well, we should pick a song, because we didn't get the...we didn't get picked... I'd be like, it's fair, but it ain't happening. Life's not fair. To quote Naomi Smalls." – Bob [13:37]

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3. Writing & Recording: Drama and Dynamics

• Jane Doan emerges as the "fixer"—she not only writes her own punk verse on the spot, but also pens one for Juicy, with Discord also asking for her help despite being in a punk band.
  • "She wrote her verse, then she wrote Juicy's verse. And then Discord was like, now write my verse too." – Bob [18:16]
• Discord is called out for not contributing lyrics despite her self-branding as a punk musician.
  • "You're in a punk band, and you can't think of some lyrics for the punk team challenge?" – Bob [18:24]
• Nene loses her voice due to back-to-back challenges with screaming and singing—hosts empathize and fault production for bad scheduling.
  • "In what world is Michelle trying to paint this picture that she needs to get it together? I'm like, y' all had us screaming yesterday, and now we're singing today. Like, this is not my fault." – Monét [19:54]
• Leftover team morale suffers; Mandy tries to pep up the group, but the hosts agree: "Drag Race is not a team sport until it is."
  • "I think the girls don't...Drag Race is really not a team sport until it is. But even when you're on the same team, you could still be lip syncing against people you're on the team with." – Bob [10:58]

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4. Rehearsals & Choreo: Standouts and Struggles

• High praise for Mia Starr and her technical dance prowess; Kenya struggles with singing in tempo despite claiming church experience.
  • "This bitch is a fucking star. First of all, it is immediate. Clear. Immediately clear. Like, this bitch can dance." – Bob [39:24]
  • "Kenya cannot get the tempo. What is going on?" – Bob [25:45]
• Discord is again spotlighted for lack of dance skills, which carries into the performance.
  • "They're looking left, she's looking right. They're like, they're looking up. She's going down...We saw your walk, so we know you and your body are not on the same accord." – Bob [23:03]
• The Discord “walk” becomes a social media meme, with both hosts discussing editing’s role in amplifying quirks for TV.
  • "Well, because Drag Race is not helping by taking the music out...They’re playing the one without her music...kind of diabolical." – Monét [23:21]

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5. The Performance & Lyrics:

Group-by-Group Breakdown

Studio 50 Whore (Disco / "Leftovers"):

• Hosts call this the “Messy Group”, with zero cohesion, uninspired choreography, and counted-out lyricism.
  • “Even off rip when they're trying to bop together, they were not bopping in the same direction. I was like, what is happening?” – Bob [32:34]
  • "When you start counting, just, just, Just ask Jane...” – Bob, dragging the 1-2-3 lyric trend. [34:04]

Glam (80s Pop):

• Standout vocals and dance (especially Mia Starr), cohesive costuming, and fun energy.
  • “Complete energy change...If I sat through [disco], I'd be like, oh, wow. Did y' all even go to the same school?” – Bob [38:57]
  • "Her performance was great. She looks good." – Bob, on Mia Starr [42:42]
• Sierra Mist’s lyrics and branding are lauded as some of the best in the episode.
  • "These might be the best lyrics in the show...She branded Her. She did clever wordplay. She stayed true to her visual aesthetic. She ate." – Bob [45:44]

Punk Band:

• Punk group (Briar, Vita, Discord, Jane, Juicy) are in their element; strong performances, lyrics, and teamwork shine.
  • "They are so fucking good. Every one ate. They actually work together and supported each other in their numbers." – Bob [50:17]
  • "This team is shredding the girls...they are doing so good. They look so good." – Bob [53:16]

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6. The Runway: My Neck, My Back, My…

• Theme: Each queen must highlight their favorite body part in a runway look. Reviews range from enthusiastic to savage.

Hosts' Standout Moments:

• "Ciara Mist fucking turned this out. This was a really great look." – Monét on Ciara's “eyes” runway, adorned with extravagant eye motifs [67:27]
• Nene Coco’s brain look:
  • "She made this thing from literally everything y'all are seeing. She made it...This was such a smart and cool choice." – Monét [68:11]
• Critiques over cop-out choices ("skin", "everything", Briar’s finger), and hosts urge competitors to commit to the category.
  • "I'm sorry? Pick a fucking part of your body." – Bob [66:02]
• Discord’s back/crack look, and her now infamous walk:
  • "She looks like she is inch high private eye...her walk is so actually distracting." – Monét [71:24], [71:58]

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7. Judging & Results

• RuPaul immediately puts the disco group on the bottom; Punk and Glam are safe/top.
• Top 2: Jane Doan & Mia Starr (“Jane killed it…the only person I honestly would have given it to instead of Jane would be Sierra Mist, but she wasn’t up for that.” – Monét [81:46])
• Bottom 2 lip sync: Nene and Mandy (Dede Fuego) to a Dove Cameron song. Mandy “scrubs the floor” with Dede; Dede is eliminated.
  • "Watching Mandy struggle with that fucking get to get the. The table off. But, baby, once Mandy got that table off, she wasn't fucking around with you hoes." – Bob [82:32]
  • Dede’s exit recognized as a genuine shock.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On unchosen queens:
  "Athena is a...dark cloud over the entire leftover group." – Bob [21:11]
• On Drag Race teamwork:
  "Drag Race is really not a team sport until it is." – Bob [10:58]
• On queen selection logic:
  "If you look back at the meet the queens, Discord, Vita and Lil Mama...all three of them ended up on [the punk team]." – Bob [17:14]
• On lyrics philosophy:
  "Think about writing a song. You're just writing a poem and then putting it to a melody or putting it to a tempo. That's all you're doing." – Monét [36:25]
• On runways and padding:
  "Some girls cannot...be bodycon without padding. In my humble opinion, you are one of those girls." – Bob (to Darlene) [61:04]
• On Drag Race look knockoffs:
  "I'm sick of the knockoffs. Like, there are so many designers out here doing great things...We don't need to be knocking off Schiaparelli." – Bob [76:54]
• On theories from Drag Race blogs:
  "This was allegedly the episode that Discord got disqualified...so stop believing all these fucking things y' all be hearing on these blogs..." – Monét [52:29]

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Important Timestamps

• Challenge setup, team selection: 08:34-10:30
• Lyric writing, drama, Athena’s mood: 18:00-21:31
• Performance breakdowns (Disco): 32:11-38:57
• Performance breakdowns (Glam/80s Pop): 38:57-46:16
• Lyric critiques (Jane, Mia, Kenya, Sierra): 42:20-45:44
• Punk team’s lyrics and performances: 50:17-55:04
• Runway critiques: 58:03-77:30
• Judging, lip sync, elimination: 78:33-85:35
• Hosts’ updated winner predictions: 83:35-84:39

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Tone & Language

The tone is loud, unserious, and deeply knowledgeable. Both hosts mix technical drag critique with pure camp and “reading,” maintaining a playful and irreverent language throughout (“ass,” “bitch,” “child,” etc.). Their opinions are sharp, confident, and sometimes savage, but always rooted in deep drag and Drag Race expertise.

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Final Thoughts/Speculation

Both Bob and Monét recalibrate their top picks after episode two, favoring Vita, Nene, Jane, and Sierra Mist due to strong performances, conceptual looks, and demonstrated skills. The elimination of Dede Fuego is a surprise, and there’s open speculation about who could go next and who is shaping up as the front-runners—reminding listeners the competition is just beginning but many queens have already defined their trajectories.

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For an engaging, shade-filled, and insightful breakdown of Drag Race with all the details, this episode delivers it all—with major spoilers, infectious laughs, and some of the best Queen-on-Queen analysis in the podcast game.

Transcript

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[C]

Oh, my. Y', all, it's. We're old school. We're. We're apart again, Monet.

[B]

I know we are. Thank God. Because honestly, doing so many episodes of you in this in the same space, it was getting to me. I need distance. I need.

[C]

I need some distance from you getting to you. Bitch, let me tell you right now, you're lucky that you got to be in the same room as me. Let's try that. Girl.

[B]

Girl, wake that up. Corey King and Corey King and Plane Jane in town. They're going to come over today. We're going to hang out at your place.

[C]

Mm. Or out in public. You don't want to go out in public with Corey King and Plane Jane.

[B]

Well, because then people are gonna think it's you. People are gonna be like, oh, my

[C]

God, Bob and Monet, let me tell you right now, as much as I'd be flattered if someone thought I was 15 years younger, then that's on them,

[B]

y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

This is not rivalry. This is sibling Watchery. Welcome back to Sibling Watchery, where we watch and recap episodes of RuPaul's Draggery Season 18. How long have we been saying that? Intro? I think it's only, like, three seasons old. Since, like, season 15, we've been saying this. This is not rivalry to the Watchery. Welcome back to Da Da Da Da.

[C]

Can I give a quick shout out? First of all, y', all, please go and watch Monet X change over on the Traders. It is a. It is really a great season, and I am lucky enough to be the official host of the Traders official podcast. We are currently the number one PODC for television shows.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So we are back in the workroom after no one was eliminated but Nene Coco.

[B]

Nobody was eliminated.

[C]

Nobody was eliminated. Nobody was eliminated. Nini Coco was the first winner of a main challenge of Paul's Drag Race. And then Mia asked Nene how she feels that her win. Like, a lot of people were counting her out. She's like, a lot of people were counting you out.

[B]

Lanisha Coco. I don't know why I feel like Anisha should be her name. Nene is short for Lanisha.

[C]

Does she give lanisha in Colorado?

[B]

Yes, in Colorado. Nene Coco is spicy, honey. Cause you know those fucking mayonnaise ketchup motherfuckers.

[C]

Her name is Nancy Coco. Okay, what's Nene's name? Lanithia.

[B]

Lanithia.

[C]

Lanithia. And then Jane asked. So then she was like, you know, it is what it is. But then Dee Dee says, but what should it be? Which I don't know why that really sent me.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. And I also love that Jane don't comes for Nini's exposed bra straps. Cause I said in the last watch room, you were like, but it's really nice. I was like, yeah, but the bar. The exposed bra straps do bother me. And she also. Jane also thinks that it looks like a pine cone, which I also see it too. Again, this is also. It was a conventional material, so that's okay. But I see all these things Jane Doan is pointing out.

[C]

Well, your corset was sticking out the whole last episode of Watchery. So now what?

[B]

And your. And the animal that you said you wore that. No.

[C]

Well, not.

[B]

No one. Some people did. Majority of people did not guess. You said it would be the top number one comment, and it was not.

[C]

Well, that doesn't matter. The concept was. I didn't fucking make the outfit. The concept was hyena, and I see hyena, and it's a beautiful garment. No one said it wasn't beautiful.

[B]

No one is denying it's not beautiful. It's not giving hyena. It's not giving hyena.

[C]

But we're not reviewing me, okay? We're reviewing the contestants of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18. Now, Mandy is saying that she's like. She's like, I'm a performance queen. And I'm like, honey, this is where I'M going to shine. Be honest. Before that lip sync. Did you believe her?

[B]

No, I mean perform well. I didn't know what she meant by performing. She meant dancing. I was surprised that Mandy can dance as well as she can. When I see nursing Mandy Joy, I don't think she wants to dance nicely, but she does. She's a good dancer, girl.

[C]

Full tea. My mouth was agape. Cause I was like, is she saying she's a singer? Is she saying she's a dancer? Is she saying she's funny? I don't see any of that stuff, baby, when it, I mean, spoiler alert. Obviously, if you're watching this, you've already seen the episode. My mouth was agape. I was like, oh, she's about to pummel this bitch.

[B]

Bob, you kill me with a spoiler alert. A spoiler alert in a recap. Thing of a thing.

[C]

It's crazy.

[B]

They have scared you, you know, some

[C]

people, some people skip the show and just watch us. You know that, right?

[B]

I know, but I don't think we should be. We should be saying spoilers in our recaps. I think they have scared you so much about spoiling weapons. You are just everything.

[C]

Spoiler alert, girl. One time I spoiled a 20 year old movie. They got mad at me. They got mad when I. When I said Mufasa died 30 years ago.

[B]

I also love Kenya Paliza saying that. Famous last words. Kenya Paliza says, this is not a predicament I ever will find myself in again. I'm like, girl, may not be today, but girl, calm down, mama.

[C]

Here's my whole thing. Don't look in the camera and say something where people can make a cut. You're going to be like, I'll never get cut too. Three more times, you'll be there lipsticking for your life. A couple of the girls seem really irritated that no one's gone home. And honestly, I feel that. We gotta get it. We gotta get y' all outta here. We gotta get y' all outta here. Bitch. I told you, my team there was in the whole two at a time. So we were chill.

[B]

I mean, but girls need to calm down. This one episode, literally the next episode, someone's going home. And also you say that until it's you, Jane. Don't say that. She would have gagged if her ass was up for elimination. She'd be like, no, no, no, not this episode. Do it next week.

[C]

That being said, so the next day, I gotta say right now, and I get it, I get it, I get it. But we gotta Say, these girls are not old. Like, these Boniva Lipitor jokes. I'm like, girl, y' all are not old. Like, first of all, popping Boniva. Do you know what Boniva is?

[B]

It's for bones, ain't it?

[C]

Yeah. She's like, we're popping Boniva. We're popping Lipitor. Lipitor is for blood pressure. Like, blood pressure. Like, y', all, come on. You're in your. I am older than everyone in this cast, and I am still in my 30s.

[B]

And you. But you are taking Boniva.

[C]

I do not take Boniva at all. How dare you.

[B]

Oh, sorry, Activia. You take Activia One of those.

[C]

I should actually. Actually, I'm pretty regular, actually. I'm actually.

[B]

RuPaul comes in, and he. Because. Wait, he announces a challenge. And because Vita and Nini were the top two, they get to choose. And I was.

[C]

So the challenge is, they are going to be K pop groups, which stands for Quintessentially Queer and Queenie. I love it. Don't be a hater, Mo. Don't be a hater.

[B]

I'm not a hater. I was gagged at why Vita Von. Tess Von Von Tees has her backpack on. It's giving. Y' all niggas be stealing, so I'm keeping my backpack on. Do you see this? She had her backpack on the whole time. Like, she thought someone was gonna steal her shit.

[C]

Will you make fun of me for carrying my purse around your house?

[B]

Cause it's ridiculous. No one's stealing from you in my fucking house.

[C]

I know because I have my purse on me. Oh, my God. You got that right. You would be having a bunch of people over and you know them, but I don't.

[B]

And no. You know, every time we do something at my house, Bob, you know everyone is at my home.

[C]

No, I don't. I've been meeting Andy friends. I meet people at your house for the first time. You tell me I've never met someone at your house. I've met a lot of people at your house. Like, over 10 people at your house that I've met for the first time ever, by the way.

[B]

And you think I would invite someone to my house that steals?

[C]

Bitch, you don't need all these people either. Let me write down. You have never met anyone in my house that you didn't know, ever. You have never met anyone in my house you didn't know.

[B]

No, that's not true.

[C]

Who. Wake it up.

[B]

That girl who was your drag daughter on we're here. Who came to your House.

[C]

Akilah, listen, we gotta keep moving. This is not. That's not what this is. This is something wotery. And we're talking about the contest. The contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race. This motherfucking season 18.

[B]

So they get to choose their teams. Nina, Nene, and Vita. And they start picking teams, and Nini goes straight for Mia Star. Great. Like, duh. Why would you not choose Mia Starr first? She's literally choreographed and danced for celebrities.

[C]

I have all of the choices here. You ready? So first up, Vida. Okay. Mia chooses Nene. Vita chooses Briar because she's a show director. Nene chooses Misty. Vita chooses Juicy. Nene chooses Mikey. Vita chooses Discord. Nini chooses Kenya. And then Vita chooses Jane as her final and last pick.

[B]

Yeah, and I think all of those make sense to me. I guess if I was in the room and I heard Briar was a show director, I would have gravitated to.

[C]

I'm trying to think.

[B]

So the leftovers are Mandy Mango, Athena Dion, Darlene Mitchell, and who's the last leftover?

[C]

So the leftovers are Athena Dede Fuego, Darlene Mitchell, and Mandy Mango. They're. And Athena is not. Athena looks.

[B]

Yeah, she is bothered, really bothered by being a leftover. But I mean, to be honest, in the first challenge, she didn't show us. I mean, I guess there's not much to go on. I'm trying to think if I was choosing, I would have chose Mia Starr, Juicy Love, Kenya. Kenya Pleaser. And I would have chose. I don't know if I would have chose Jane Doan. Like, I think she's fierce.

[C]

I chose her.

[B]

Really? But why? What did she do that you would want to choose her? Like, why? She just.

[C]

She just seems really funny. And honestly, she's. I, I gotta tell right now, so far, she seems to be matching the caliber of queens who come out of Seattle. Like, I feel like no one's having the conversation. Seattle is dropping bangers. Like, these queens on Drag Race from Seattle are fucking bangers. And she seems to match that energy. So I, I, I would have chosen her. I think the messy thing is that RuPaul allows the girls to pick the songs amongst themselves, which is never gonna be a handshake. Let's all just agree thing. Ever. Not once.

[B]

But it makes for great television. And we're so grateful that mother feeds us this way.

[C]

So Mandy wants disco. Because she.

[B]

I was gonna say I would have swapped instead of choosing disc. I was like, so y' all made fun of disco? Cause she can't walk. But you think in some world you want her to be part of your girl dancing group. I was like, what? Does that make sense? I would've swapped her for, like, Dede Fuego maybe, is what I would've. That's what I was trying to say.

[C]

I think it's because they're not thinking about what their group's gonna do. They're thinking about what they're gonna do. I think the girls don't. Drag race is really not a team sport until it is. But even when you're on the same team, you could still be lip syncing against people you're on the team with. But sometimes you're judging the team, sometimes you're not judging the team. So it doesn't make it particularly easy. So I don't think girls often think what will be best for the group. They just keep thinking what will be best for me.

[B]

No, I disagree. Because they are thinking that that's why she chooses Briar. That's why she chooses Mia Starr. Cause she's like, Briar can show direct, and Mia Star is a choreographer. So you are thinking for the group.

[C]

I think that's good, but that's good for her. But then when it comes to what the group is doing, they're picking what their interests are. I mean, she's picking Briar because she wants young people on her team. That's because it benefits her. But then when it comes to. Once you have the group and you have to work on what works for everyone, you're not thinking about. I mean, obviously they're not. It's clear they're not. Cause they want to see fucking Discord Adams dance.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But, like, in every Drag Race challenge, in every girl group in Drag Race history, what was yours? Geometrics.

[C]

We had two. We had Geometric, we had the girl groups, and then we had the bitch. Perfect.

[B]

Yeah. And anytime Drag Race does a girl group, we're all like, you're a team. Like, you know there's going to be a dancing component. Are you all dancing together at some point? So, like, I just knowing that. Cause it's literally never been a you versus me in one group. I just. I would always go for people who can move. And Discord literally is the worst mover in the entire bunch, to be clear.

[C]

I think you're right. They're just not thinking that way. Obviously, we can see it on display. They're just not thinking like that. So Mandy saying she wants Disney because she whacks which is weird because she ended up not. That's not whacking. But she ended up not whacking. No, that's not whacking. This is whacking. This is whacking.

[B]

Oh, yeah, princess. Well, shout out to Princess Lockeru, who's an amazing. I don't know if she's still in New York City.

[C]

I dragged on her.

[B]

You're dragged, Princess. Locker room.

[C]

Vaginosaurus Flex is her drag name.

[B]

Vaginosaurus. What a what? Honestly, Great dragon name. She ate that up. Vaginasaurus Flex. That was a great one.

[C]

So then Athea. Athena wants to. Athena's like, well, we should pick a song, because we didn't get the. We didn't get picked. And I was like, bitch, I don't give a fuck. I'm a worried about. I'm gonna worry about. I'm gonna worry about me. I mean, that's nice and all, but, yeah, girl.

[B]

Literally.

[C]

No, like, literally. I'm so sorry you didn't get picked. That doesn't mean that we're gonna give you some sympathy and you get to pick whatever you want.

[B]

I think. I do think it's the fairest way, but again, if I was on a fe. If I was a leftover, I would say, oh, this is the way we're doing it, guys. If I was not a leftover, I'd be like, no, that's not fair. RuPaul said we can choose amongst us. If he felt that way, he would have given y' all that power. But I think that is a very smart angle for Athena to be like, guys, y' all get to be chosen. Choose your teams. We didn't get to. So I think it's only fair that we get to choose the song first.

[C]

Yeah, it's fair, but it ain't. But I'd be like, it's fair, but it ain't happening. Life's not fair. To quote Naomi Smalls.

[B]

Naomi Smalls.

[C]

But also, when I'm sitting here and watching this show, I'm thinking to myself, like, everyone's like, we all want disco because RuPaul likes disco, bitch, you should choose it because you're good at it. Are y' all crazy? RuPaul. If it's good, she'll like it. It doesn't matter if it's disco or not. RuPaul listened to other kind of fucking music like y'. All. Just because. It's. Just because RuPaul likes that is not a good reason to choose a genre.

[B]

But I also like this, though, bitch. I also. That Mikey meets was like. She was like, wow, they're fighting over here, guys. Let's take the second best one. Who cares? We like pop. Let's do pop. And then Beatle's like, no, you're not. She's like. She's like, y' all gonna wait until we figure this. No. Or Athena said that.

[C]

No. Mikey straight up claims it. Mikey straight up is like, we're doing pop. And then Dee Dee's like, Dee Dee actually, yeah.

[B]

Dee Dee actually. She was like, no.

[C]

Dee Dee brings the fuego. Like, she is like, no, no, you're not about to do your little. Your little side thing. What? We're gonna. We're gonna communicate as a group. You're not doing a little side thing

[B]

that's got Dee Dee from the Bronx. She live in the Bronx, Honey for the world.

[C]

So then Vita tells Athena that they are the leftovers. And. Cause then Vita is like, well, you're the leftover. That's why you don't get to. You don't get to choose. And this is when emotions start to flare. And then discord Adam comes around, takes Vita's hands. First of all, I cannot stand that. If I'm angry at someone, don't try to get in my face and be like, no, don't touch me. Don't fucking touch me. I'm in a fight right now. I'm arguing with someone I hate. When I'm, like, going at it with someone, and then someone's trying to pull me away and grab my hands, and I'm like, bitch, don't fucking let me be.

[B]

They're trying to help to de escalate, Bob. Sometimes de escalation is nice. Everything doesn't need to be fuego, fuego, fuego. Dddddddd but also then.

[C]

But that. That. That does not help. When you. Have you ever seen a situation where someone's trying to get calmed down, and then they're like, God, you were right.

[B]

Oh, I have seen things when tensions are high, and someone's like, hey, just. Let's just take a beat. And they move away to kind of be like, let's just.

[C]

But the grabbing of the hands and the. I'm like, don't. I. My instinct would be. I would probably pop up like, don't touch me.

[B]

And then now we're fighting.

[C]

Yes. Did you put yourself in this? Don't. Don't fucking touch me.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

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[B]

Discord wants punk. So she's like, yeah, like, let's go for it. And the little secret look, because it

[C]

serves her so sneaky.

[B]

Little Vita was like, actually, I wanted that. I was just doing all that to be. To rile her up and get her in her motherfucking feelings.

[C]

Playing 3D chat so then they. So everyone agrees. So they split up into their groups now. So Discord's group, Discord, Vita's group, is going to be doing punk. Athena's group is going to be doing disco. And the other group is going to be doing 80s, 80s. 80s rock. Or 80s, 80s, whatever. 80s pop. But then if you look at it, if you look back at the. Meet the queens, Discord, Vita and Lil Mama, the mean one. What's the villain's name again? Little Villain.

[B]

Discord.

[C]

Lil Villain with the bang Briar. Bang Briar. Briar Vita and Discord in there, they were all like, we're punk. I am a punk kid. All three of them ended up on. If you look at. They look like three fucking scene kids.

[B]

They do, they do.

[C]

They ate. Honestly, what better outcome could there have been for them?

[B]

Yeah, that was good. The only person that seems out of sorts with punk would be Jane Doan. I don't know if Jane don't listen to a lot of punk, maybe she does, but she doesn't give punk.

[C]

But so Vita Bryant, Discord, they really seem perfect for punk. And then Jane. So basically Jane writes her verse immediately.

[B]

Well, Jane was like. She was like, first of all, Jane is a lawyer. She interned at a punk band. I was like, what else does she do? Is this bitch a fucking midwife? What else is she fucking doing?

[C]

She's like, I'm also a dental hygienist. I am also a brain surgeon. I'm actually glad that we're doing the brain surgery challenge because I actually am a brain surgeon.

[B]

I was like, work Jane. So she like, yeah, she. She. She wrote herself really fast. But then. And she was helping Discord. Oh, no. Discord was asking her for advice.

[C]

I'm like, no, you skipped over the fact that she wrote Juicy's verse. She wrote her verse, then she wrote Juicy's verse. And then Discord was like, now write my verse too.

[B]

Which I'm like, discord, you said you in a punk band. Like, you do this. Like. Like, I guess maybe she. She only plays guitar. She's not. Maybe there's another person in the group writes the songs. I'm like, you're in a punk band, and you can't think of some lyrics for the punk team challenge?

[C]

I mean, Elton John doesn't write lyrics, but he's a star.

[B]

This is true. This is true. You know what I mean?

[C]

Everyone's talent and everyone's musical talent isn't. Isn't lyricism. You know what I mean?

[B]

I mean, Zara Larson. Zara Larson just did a big interview. She was like, you know, from her first couple albums. I don't know.

[C]

Zara Larson.

[B]

Zara Larson. Midnight Sun.

[C]

Never ending. Midnight Sun.

[B]

Anyway, she's the pop. She's one of the big pop girlies now. And for the first eight years of her career, she was like, I just want to sing the music. You guys write the songs, I sing the music. And now she's like, now she's in her. She's like, I just realized I was singing other people's music. I didn't have my voice. No. Anyway, that was a little anecdote.

[C]

I don't think Whitney wrote her songs either, but that's not the point.

[B]

So.

[C]

So now, girl, the drama of. Honestly, I felt so bad for her because Nene Koko is losing her voice through the screaming challenge. I would tell you right now, I wouldn't be screaming, I have a weekend.

[B]

I was like, nene. Nene has a bombsh t. I was feeling for her.

[C]

I was like, I've been where you are. Like, I. I mean, I had the surgery, y'. All losing your voice, especially when you are a comedian or a singer, like, so much of your. You don't realize how much of your comedy is in. Not just, like, your words, but your cadence, the tone of your voice, the rhythm of your voice, how high and how low you go. And when you can't do that, you have to. You have to completely shift all of your performance. It's like, it's really upsetting.

[B]

Well, and also. But, like. And they're recording the thing, and I'm like, I'm sorry. In what world is Michelle trying to paint this picture that she needs to get it together? I'm like, y' all had us screaming yesterday, and now we're singing today. Like, this is not my fault. Like, my. My voice, like, it's doing what it's doing. So I felt bad that she was beating herself up, like, crying. I'm like, this is. This is none of your fault. You didn't choose how these challenges, the producers and stuff. It was their fault.

[C]

I think she was beating herself up. I think she wasn't beating up. She was just upset because of being in the situation. I've been in that situation before and had a show and was like, I just hate this. I just hate that I can't talk how I want to talk. Like, everything in my jokes and in my words is based on the way I talk. And now I have to, like, re. It leaves you. It makes you very insecure when you have to perform and you don't have to.

[B]

And like, in, like. And also in some world where she just couldn't get. She couldn't phonate at all. She couldn't get anything out. I want to say that will be not of her. That would not be her fault, that she would have nothing to feel bad about. They would have to figure something out for her. Cause, like, y' all chose to. To have the singing challenge after the screaming one.

[C]

Listen. So Mango's trying to lift the morale in her group because the. The leftovers are down. They are down and out. They are not feeling good about themselves. Athena is a. Just a.

[B]

A.

[C]

A dark cloud over the entire leftover group. Mango's trying to, like, you know, get the spirits up. And then the punk girls start teasing Athena because she looks so defeated and angry, and they're just, like, giving her a fever. Athena is she. She hasn't admitted it on screen, but I think Athena was in her head this challenge this week, this whole week, I think.

[B]

I think being sensitive leftovers, because I think she thinks of herself. And especially from the vibe of episode one or the vibe of the ceiling felt. Ceiling season felt like. I don't wanna say a direct thing, but, like, if we. It felt like she was gonna be this, like, mothering figure who is, like, in charge of the girls. And she was really, like, flying high above. And to not be chosen for a group the second week, that probably did a lot to her confidence.

[C]

Yeah. I think back home, they see it for her, and here they don't. And I feel like a lot of girls are now. I feel like now this, like, Sasha, Colby, I am mother vibe is, like, a thing people go for and, like, girl, that's. That's that's back home, baby. This is Drag Race.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Everyone here, a lot of these girls are. A lot of these girls are big dogs back home.

[B]

Yeah. You know what I mean? Um, they started doing choreo, and I guess I missed this, but. And you know, you know me, I'm not one for the hyperfamies, right? I like. I like a little fam. But Ciara in her little, little, little, little choreo outfit, it was kind of cute. I said, okay, Ciara, miss, I see you. Also, we know Vita is hot. Vita is just a hot person.

[C]

I mean, I love a crop top, so whenever I see a crop top, I'm always in.

[B]

But it was like, the definition of her little. Of, like the little. Little short shorts, too.

[C]

Nina's Nene's whole team. Seems they're like, we got it. We nailed it. There's. They barely spent any time. They were like, there's no conflict. All of us can dance. We're not having any problems. And cut to Discord's team. And, baby, Discord is fighting against her body.

[B]

She's looking straight a core with everybody else.

[C]

Girl, they're looking left, she's looking right. They're like, they're looking up. She's going down. They're on the right arm. She's on the left arm. She is not. I mean, girl, but also, girl, we saw your walk, so we know you and your body are not on the same accord.

[B]

I can't wait to talk about that walk later on. We got to talk about the walk later on even more because it's taking over the social.

[C]

It's taking over social media.

[B]

Well, because Drag Race is not helping by taking the music out. Well, if you. Long story short, when you do Drag Race, you do a Runway, you do it twice. Once in music, once without. They're playing the one without her music. And cutaways to Michelle laughing like, Drag Race is not helping this girl's case or her walk. It is kind of diabolical.

[C]

They're just presenting the news. They're just presenting the news, honey.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Athena is leading the dance in her group, but Dee Dee is like. Dee Dee does not believe in her choreography. And after that performance, neither do I, quite frankly. Cause, I mean, you know, it was giving. It was giving those old fucking days at Queen where we were doing that tired, busted, raggedy ass choreography. But the thing is, when you do this stuff back home, they're gonna be cheering because it's a club and you're doing the things. But, like, baby, this Is not back at the club. Drag Race doing drag on. Drag Race is not like doing drag back home. Yes. Elements crossover. But the at home, they are gonna be. The audience is gonna be much more supportive. They are just rooting for you. They are just cheering for you. It doesn't matter how you look. It doesn'. Perform. They're going to clap, they're going to applaud. They're going to go in for you. And no one's going to be, like, heavily criticizing you, at least not to your face. They'll le the frame, like, ugly dress, but they're not going to, like, go out and, you know, critique you to your face while they doing Drag Race.

[B]

Yeah, for sure. And the girls go back to the makeup room.

[C]

I want to tell you that Darlene also is not doing great with. Darlene can't. Darlene can't do this.

[B]

No, it was the this then. The. This was supposed to throw her off.

[C]

She cut that out.

[B]

Yeah. Cause she really.

[C]

We can't skip over the recording because Jane crushes hers in one take. Girl, Jane gets up, sit down. Michelle's like, no, no. Michelle, who always got something to say was like, I ain't got nothing to say to you.

[B]

Michelle always got something to say. Visage.

[C]

Exactly. But not now. And honestly, I really like Darlene's session. I think it's funny. I think Darlene is doing a good job. She's working with what she's got. She can't sing, but she's making it funny. I liked her. I liked her recording session.

[B]

I know. I think a lot of you're the majority in the minority. I thought it was fine. I did not think it was that funny. I really didn't. I. Yeah. I want to quote you. Lonely island over here.

[C]

I mean, it's not going to get a, you know, a comedy award from the. From the Kennedy Center. Sorry, the Trump Kennedy Center.

[B]

Your favorite voice.

[C]

But I mean, it is. I think it was the funniest thing that happened in that group. I'll say that. And baby Kenya is fighting against the tempo, which is crazy. Cause that's a Lizzo song. Kenya cannot get the tempo. What is going on?

[B]

Cause I. Well, she said she sings in church. And, you know, if she said something, I was like, that's not true. If you can't sing in church, they'll tell you. I said, girl, I grew up in a church where motherfuckers was getting up there sounding crazy. And everybody like, that's all right. Let the Lord use you. That's what they say, that's all right, let the Lord use you. The Lord ain't use you.

[C]

That's Satan. Maybe that's the New York City church. Because in the south, they'd be. In the south, if you're on the stage, you can sing like in the south in like a Baptist. Because I grew up Baptist. She's probably some Protestant. Cause you didn't grow up Protestant, did you?

[B]

I grew up Methodist, but in high school I converted. Well, not converted. I started going to a non denominational AME church.

[C]

Yeah, I don't care how you fucking see. In a non denominational church, bitch. At the Baptist church, everyone up there can sing. And even when I went to my white friends Baptist churches, everyone up there can sing. They are singing.

[B]

So do you think Kenny can sing?

[C]

She can, she can. She has a decent voice, but she can't keep tempo, obviously.

[B]

Would you. Would you let her lead praise and worship?

[C]

I mean, I wouldn't have that strong of an opinion about praise and worship. I mean, I don't think her voice. I don't think she's the best singer in this group by far. But I mean, I don't think she. If she was humming Happy Birthday, I would recognize the song. And I think that's really all you need on Drag Race. Like, she's not tone deaf. Like, like Lil Mama. What's. Darlene is tone deaf. Darlene. If Darlene was humming, I literally wouldn't know what she was singing.

[B]

Darlene. Darlene Corking and Mrs. Made fun of her smile. I like her smile. I like her teeth. Why, why, why are people coming for Darlene's teeth?

[C]

What are they saying about her teeth?

[B]

Corey was like, something I hate is Darlene's teeth. Her mouth. She hates, like, her teeth in her mouth. I don't know.

[C]

I mean, I haven't paid a ton of attention to Darlene's teeth or mouth, but I don't know what they're. I don't know what they're talking about. She seems to have a nice smile from what I remember.

[B]

Yeah, I think she does.

[C]

All right, girl. I feel Nene again, girl. Nene, the voice. Like, I would have cried. Honestly, I would have cried. I honestly would have cried. Like, I would have been in tears.

[B]

Like, I've lost my voice. But I guess I would chuck it up to, like, girl, guys, like, you guys had me screaming yesterday. Like, regret doesn't matter.

[C]

They're not going to give you a break. Because if you're on Drag Race and it's time to sing I would. I wouldn't be like, well, it's Yalls fault. Well, it's. You're still going home. We don't care. They're gonna see. That would be crazy if they.

[B]

That would be crazy.

[C]

What you gonna do? Tell them? No. What you gonna do? Not leave.

[B]

I'll be like, guys, this is not. This is not how that works. So you guys have me screaming yesterday, girl.

[C]

And they would have security at scorching, but they'd be like, oh, I'm not going. And I am telling you, that's like. That's like.

[B]

That's like one challenge is a fucking combio tournament. And the day before you chopped all my fingers off.

[C]

I can't play the game, girl. Charlie Hyde hurt herself cheerleading. And then she stood still and they sent her home. They don't give up. Fuck.

[B]

Well, there were other reasons why we wanted Charlie gone, let's be honest.

[C]

So now we go into the makeup, right? So Dee Dee. It seemed like Dee Dee is. She seemed like. She's like, she rich. She grew up with that Monet change lifestyle.

[B]

She was like.

[C]

She said, she's from the Beverly Hills of Mexico.

[B]

I was like, oh, worse. This is Monterey. How did she work?

[C]

She said, I'm on that Monet time.

[B]

Anyway. She was like, you broke bitches could never. Yeah. She's like. I mean, literally.

[C]

Which I kind of got there where she was like, honey, I'm not one of these little cha cha cha Mexicans. Now it makes sense. Now it makes sense. She goes, I'm not one of them cha cha cha Mexicans.

[B]

Honey, please stop saying cha cha cha Mexicans. It just sounds mean. I don't need you.

[C]

She said, somebody gonna clip that?

[B]

Some of us. I'm not one of these cha cha cha.

[C]

She didn't say cha cha cha Mexicans, but she said. She said, I'm not a cha cha cha Latino is what she said. I'm not like, you broke brown cha cha cha, girl. Did you not remember her saying, I'm not a cha cha cha Latina?

[B]

I remember, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that.

[C]

You didn't say cha cha cha. But I'm not one of the.

[B]

Someone who's clipping this. This is clipped.

[C]

Nene said that she didn't pick Athena because Athena's gonna make it the Athena show and she's not a team player. And from what I saw, I think she's right.

[B]

Yeah. Especially how she's reacting to being a leftover and like kind of being a little surly after she didn't get her way. Yeah, that's reading that that way for sure.

[C]

So let's get to the challenges. We'll do the challenge, then we'll do the looks. So RuPaul comes out and announces that they're gonna be doing the show. The first group is Studio 50 whore Monet.

[B]

What do you think this group is? Meh. Eh, eh. See, Boots, it is sad to watch these groups perform.

[C]

I was talking about why they gonna make people on Pitstop be nice when Cardi B can come on and Cardi B can come on and be like, y'. All. Y' all niggas suck.

[B]

I wanna say the second episode of Pitstop is here, and I'm telling y', all, like, we both know Bianca De Rio. She's a nasty, gutted, rotted devil person who should. Who resides over the gates of hell. Ain't no way in hell that Bianca's being that nice.

[C]

True story is this. Bianca's talked about this before. She wants to, like, work on a drag museum at some point. Y', all, I just did my, like, my. My trust. And I was like, no one in my family wants my drag. Monet. I'm not gonna give Monet on my drag. She throws away her own fucking drag. I know she'll throw my shit away. So I was like, well, Bianca's working in a museum. If something ever happens to me, and if for any crazy reason, Bianca's alive after I'm dead, which would be statistically almost impossible, by the way. I was like, well, Bianca, it should go to your. To your museum, and you guys can, you know, work on it there. And then she was like, well, instead she goes, well, at least send me $50,000 to clean it. I was like, this is.

[B]

I mean, she's not wrong.

[C]

My drag, first of all, my drag is every drag in my hunger by. Is dry clean. I'm just saying, ain't no dirty. Let me tell you right now, ain't no queen ever. Ever been in a dressing room me and said, bob the Drag Queen's a stinky queen. Never not worry.

[B]

Eureka. This drag did not start stinking until she started working over here. So what's the correlation?

[C]

Let me tell you, ain't nobody ever said, bob the Drag Queen is a smelly queen. You ain't never heard that once? Sorry, you were saying about Studio 50 horror? Yes.

[B]

They were just messy. They looked crazy. They look. It looked like everyone. It looked like everyone was a guppy that they pulled out of a fish tank. And. And they were just trying to breathe and do their own thing. To stay alive and to not just die on the thing. What's her name? Mandy was doing too much. Darlene was looking a little crazy. Athena looked like she was like, let me just do my shit and go to the back and leave. It just did not feel good to watch.

[C]

Even off rip when they're trying to bop together, they were not bopping in the same direction. I was like, what is happening? Athena is kind of boring here. Like, when Athena did that windmill, windmill, windmill leap, that told me everything I needed to know about her. I'm sorry. When Athena ended her move with a windmill, windmill, windmill leap, I. I found out who she is. I found out where she works. I found out how she makes her tips. I found out what the other queens think about her. That told me literally everything I need to know about her.

[B]

Well, I will say, like, again, so it's clear.

[C]

Like, these.

[B]

These groups choreographed for themselves. So I don't think anyone on her group was offering, like, it doesn't seem like any of them are, like, besides Mandy, I guess, who is a dancer. Like, so I. Y', all, they just pulled from the dragon book of dance moves I do at my show, which is the windmill, windmill, windmill, donkey kick, step, touch, step, touch. It was all just one.

[C]

Mandy did her pirouette into a crunchy dip. And also, we're gonna get into these lyrics right now. Why did everyone rap, baby? This is a disco song.

[B]

Cause it can't sing.

[C]

But first of all, y' all know good and damn well they are auto tuning these girls on this motherfucking show. I will say it is very rare that Drag Race will just let you go out there and just sound crazy. That is very, very rare that Drag Race let you go out there and just sound insane. Girl, they're not gonna make you sound crazy. Just go out there and sing. They will always.

[B]

I disagree. Kenya sounded crazy, and that was autotuned.

[C]

Let's go to these lyrics. Athena said, you, goddess is here to shine your light. Get funky with me. To shine her light get funky with me and you'll see the gift bestowed is going to set you free. Pay no mind to what the haters say. This is your journey. 1, 2, 3, and 4. This is horrible. When you start counting. When you start counting, just, just, Just ask. Go and ask Jane. Dolph. Oh, wow. I said a thousand times that I hated that shit that Trinity did. 1, 2, 3.

[B]

Ass.

[C]

Ass. Just go ask Jane for help. If you can't think of anything to say, you started doing ABC. 1, 2, 3, Elemental P. QVC. Go ask Jane for fucking help now. 1, 2, 3, 4. If they count you out, show them the door. This is so bad. Get up, boogie on the dance floor no time to take your leap and leave the nest. Oh, my God. Spread your wings, baby. Mother knows best Ass. This is PBS Kids. Believe in yourself. Don't let the haters. This is ass. This is so bad. I'm offended and I'm upset.

[B]

Well, you know, one of my favorite drag lyrics of all time will be Monique Hart on The All Stars 4. Jacob, can you pull up Monique's heart's ver. Not now. We'll do it at the end with you. Yeah, for Super Queen.

[C]

Oh, I thought you meant with everything. Cause I actually think mo hearts verse when y' all did the Lizzo song.

[B]

I love herself embracing this man.

[C]

That was great.

[B]

That was good.

[C]

I also made a lot of uplifting verse. That is actually good. That was actually really, really great.

[B]

No, her last one is great, too. Just the lyrics. She is classy, never ashy, Only ballers in her vip.

[C]

Well, Jacob, you don't need to bring it up, because Monet knows it by heart. Monet, can you give us. Can you give us Darlene Mitchell's lyrics?

[B]

Okay. Darlene Mitchell said, america, red, white, and blue. Land of love. We got work to do. I love me. Do you love you? Come join the fun chefs. Do you.

[A]

Boo.

[B]

Love yourself all through your body. Let it fro naturally. Yeah.

[C]

I did not think that thing was that funny.

[B]

I know. Clearly, I'm in a minority. I thought it was fun.

[C]

This isn't hilarious, but I do think it was the funniest thing in this group. But that's a low bar, yo. These lyrics are literally ass. Like, y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

Y' all are number one. A poem. Think about writing a song. You're just writing a poem. All you're doing is writing a poem and then putting it to a melody or putting it to a tempo. That's all you're doing.

[B]

I will say in the sp.

[C]

In. In.

[B]

In Darlene writing this haiku and Manny Mango having this fucking Bible verse in here. This is crazy.

[C]

And the same Manny Mango who's left this fruit. Who's. Who left this fruit on the floor. Cause the crowd hear the screaming, begging for more, screaming for more. Mango's always sweet and yummy. All the people want it in their tummy. I'm so mad. Discotheque is where I thrive. Also, like, does she think discotheque is disco anyway? Because the discotheque is just a dance club. And so anyway, whatever. Where I thrive. My real queer self. Self. My real queer self coming alive. Fruity, funky, freaky deaky. I actually like that part. I love the alliteration. No matter who you are, be almighty, leave your doubt at the door. Let your mind, heart and soul finally soar. Inspiration, perspiration, Prepare yourself for the speckle sensation.

[B]

Look at that last one. That last one is nice.

[C]

Actually, it got better after she did her alliteration run. It actually got a lot better.

[B]

Yeah, I guess I'm talking about the office. Let's go into Dede. Fuego. Whoa. I feel the fuego. Mm, it burns. But this fi. But this friendly fire feeling builds up every turn. I don't know what that even means. So I'm not your cup of tea.

[C]

So she's saying. So friendly fire is when you. When you shoot people on your own team. And she's saying it builds up. Like, every time it gets hot, she gets hotter and hotter.

[B]

Oh, so I'm not your cup of tea. Okay, I'm Tequila. Not funny what you're saying.

[C]

I like that. What do you mean? It's not about being funny. That's a good line.

[B]

No, but when she sang it, it didn't sound good. I wish we could, like, listen. Hearing. What?

[C]

I'm not funny. I don't think the point of the line was to be funny. It's to be cunty. That's a cunty line. So I'm not your cup of tea. Ok. She's Mexican. She Mexican. I'm Tequila. That's a great line.

[B]

I didn't like it. Well, that's your. That's your opinion. No, baby, I can't see you, but you can't get through life without a burn to your ego. And you can spell funk without F U in fuego.

[C]

I thought this was actually a pretty decent lyrics to bh.

[B]

I wasn't feeling it.

[C]

Let's move on to. I mean, this group is a mess. Let's move on. Let's move on to Glam. Glam is the 80s pop group, obviously off the Wham. Off. RIP Studio 50 horror.

[B]

Complete energy change.

[C]

You can't even see my hand. Glam.

[B]

Complete energy change.

[C]

I would be so happy. I would be like. If I sat through, I'd be like, oh, wow. Did y' all even go to the same school? This is. Y' all from the same class? This is crazy. We're at the top of the class right now.

[B]

But it's one of those things, like if glam had went after the punk band, would it feel the same thing? I was like. It was like the disco moment was so bad. When the pop group came with the energy shift, it was like, oh, my God, this feels so much better. I feel like I'm with a safer thing, you know?

[C]

Well, first of all, I love. They're actually singing Elmia Star. That name is. This bitch is a fucking star. First of all, it is immediate. Clear. Immediately clear. Like, this bitch can dance. Like, no. This bitch can actually, for real, dance. Like, no shade to the girls who do tricks and no shade to the girls who do the drag dancing. This girl is like a technical dancer.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure. She's great.

[C]

She's the kind of dancer who becomes a choreographer, right? Yeah. Something about Kenya going, never. That sent me never. It was like. Like, we'll see in her lyrics. I'll show you when. But something about the way she said never just really sent me to the moon. Something about this song, though, it has big Nina west vibes. Big, like, love yourself, be fine, be kind, be blind. It's like something about. It has very big, like, Nina west, like, you know, Mary's Kasha Davis. Love yourself and you will see you were meant. Who you were meant to be. You will shine, you'll be fine. You like?

[B]

Wait, read Mia's, bitch. Do what? Read Mia's lyrics.

[C]

No, last time we went through them, then we back and read the lyrics. We just did. We talked about the group and then we went back and read the lyrics.

[B]

I assume. Oh, God, that's what you're doing. Okay. I thought we were just going through all of them. Yeah. I mean, overall, I enjoyed this group again, energy shift. I like their outfits together. I mean, I don't think they all, as Claire Drag Race told them, bring a disco outfit, bring a pop outfit, bring a punk outfit or a pink pop outfit, because they're all in pink and they look like pop girls. And it was 80s specifically, but I don't think that matters as much. But, yeah, that's why it all worked together.

[C]

What gagged me down. Mikey sounds great. Mikey's the best singer on the show, I think.

[B]

It didn't stand out to me, but I gotta listen again, though. I don't remember being that impressed, Harry the first time.

[C]

But, you know, let's go through these Lear racks. Monique, you wanna take the first one? Yeah.

[B]

Mamma mia. It's really. Jacob, you wanna mute, babe.

[C]

Sorry.

[B]

Yeah. Mamma mia. It's really nice to meet you.

[C]

Oh, Jacob, shut the fuck Up. That's crazy.

[B]

Life with the party. There's a. There's a things. There is. There's a few things I could teach you. They call me Big Back. She like, she loves so and so Big Back.

[C]

I think the reason she says big Back is because for a dancer, for a professional dancer, she's big. For a person, she's not. So I think that in the world of professional dancers, this is like some fat ass bitch. You know what I mean? So she's like. But in the world of like average Americans, she is a perfectly average sized person.

[B]

Or maybe she calls herself that cause she just likes to eat. They call me Big Back. And yeah, I got a nice rack. Every color of the rainbow. I'mma be that. So if you're looking for a fun place to go, Glam it up with my bitches and my hoes. And if you're gay as hell too. Was that supposed to be Jacob? Gay as hell to something.

[C]

These other bitches know how to do you. How you do you.

[B]

Oh, let these other bitches know how to do you. Okay.

[C]

How you do you?

[B]

How you do you? I mean, I thought this was good. I like my favorite parts of it were I'm every part of the rainbow. And there's another part I really liked in this.

[C]

Well, actually right now, this. I mean, breaking up.

[B]

Is that me or is that Bob?

[C]

It's not me. Is it me? Bob is fine on my end. Yeah, it's you, mama. Yeah, it's you with your crunchy ass wifi. Um, I gotta say, Mia Starr's voice sounded good. Her performance was great. She looks good. I'm gonna go on to Kenya Pleaser. Can I say something? I believe in my heart of hearts.

[B]

What?

[C]

Kenya Pleaser is gonna have the Monet effect.

[B]

What does that mean?

[C]

Very lovable, Very likable. Not like maybe a little bit less of a performer than you are, but I think she's going to learn a lot from Drag Race, come back and demolish an All Stars. I think she's going to join the world of drag at large. She's going to see herself on tv. She seems really good at picking up stuff from here and there. And she's already got the personality, like, up the wazoo. She's gonna come back and I really believe she's gonna come back and just demolish an All Star season.

[B]

I love every time we see a freeze frame of. A freeze frame of Kenya, she's standing pigeon toed, bitch. I am obsessed when people are pigeon toed. Pigeon toed. Hoes. I love a pigeon toed bitch.

[C]

Hey, boys, I got something to tell you. I'm a pleaser and I go down on you Just be a hoe with a heart of gold, child Be, be, be kinky Be sexy, be free Never lose your pride Let Kenya help you find it and you'll never have to cry. These are not great lyrics. And I. No, no, Bob. What part's good? What part is good? What part of this is clever or.

[B]

Well, I gotta tell you, I'm a pleaser and I'll go down on you.

[C]

I like that.

[B]

I'm a pleaser.

[C]

That part is decent. But after that, it's. It's not just she should have. Should.

[B]

I mean, I gotta hear it in context. I forget how it goes, but just be a hoe with a heart of gold Something, something, something da da da da Would have been nice. But anyway, whatever.

[C]

I enjoyed her kick. I think she did a good performance. I think she did a really good job on this. But this is really showing me how, like a lot of girls lyricists, they

[B]

are not damn dragged them. Let's go.

[C]

Can you please read Sierra Mist?

[B]

Sierra Mist, which. I like this outfit. It's very cute. I wish the shoes were pink, but that's neither here nor there. Magic and mysterious. That's on Q. That's on Pl. That's on plus. I like butch. I like femme. You do they. You do them. Love yourself. Every part. You're a masterpiece, A work of heart. Ooh, Heart, not art. That's good. Be strong, be proud, be true to you. Be the boss, Be the hero. Be the bad bitch, too.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Be everything that you slapped. The. The girl which you.

[B]

Kenya. Yeah. Be everything that you are inside. Live free, get mystified. I like these lyrics. This is good.

[C]

This was great. Sierra, Miss Eight Down. But also these shoes. Monet, you know, this is. Drag queens do not think about shoes.

[B]

Girl.

[C]

I'm telling you, girl. We do not think about. We spend money on clothes. And then the day comes to the show, we be like, oh, shit. We'd be like, oh, fuck, I've done that a thousand times. These lyrics are so good. Her outfit looks great. She looks good. This wig was kind of fighting against her, but she made it work by flopping it around during the performance. These might be the best lyrics in the show.

[B]

Yeah, I'm reading them and seeing them back. I really enjoyed that. And I thought she did great in the thing. The slap to Kenny was so good. I like, I have to say, you

[C]

know, she branded Her. She did clever wordplay. She stayed true to her visual aesthetic. She ate.

[B]

Yeah. And, you know, at the start of the season, we are still at the start of the season, but from promo on, I was like, I don't know. Every time, every. Every week that goes by, I'm like, okay, C. Aramis. I'm into it. Like, what she made last week was amazing. We're gonna talk about her Runway because, spoiler alert, my top look of the week, anyway.

[C]

But Sierra misses her abs, and now you love her. That's crazy.

[B]

Anyway.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Going to this bitch.

[C]

Can you acknowledge that's crazy?

[B]

Please go on to this bit, this next bitch, because I have to tell you, I did not even know who this was.

[C]

Next bitch. I did not know, girl.

[B]

I was like. I was like, who is this in this group? I could not figure out who this was.

[C]

It is Nene Coco. Say love. I mean, I knew it was her, but I don't remember struggling with her identity like you. No.

[B]

Yeah. I could not figure out who it was. Anyway, go ahead. Sorry.

[C]

Say la. Well, I knew when the soft vocals

[B]

came in, which I wrote down. She sounds like him from Powerpuff, girl. She was like.

[C]

With those quiet, soft ass. I was like, well, I know who that is, girl.

[B]

She was him. Him. For the Powerpuff girl, all she needed was some lobster claws.

[C]

Say love and get the lights on. Technicolor queen, you better shine on. Cause it. Cause it's showtime. Cause it's showtime. Bitch. Bitch, let it go Time. That's great. Cause it's showtime. Bitch, let it go Time. That's great. I love that cadence. If you show me yours, I'll show you mine. And she did a little ass move. Heat it up. Grab some cocoa. Pull a look from head to toe. Toe. I love when people do that. It's me and you and that hoe, too. But then she pointed the judges. I want to know which judge did she point at when she said that ho, too? I need to know it. Initial reaction. I want to know which judge did she point to?

[B]

You know the one? Who do you think she pointed to? You know RuPaul. You know the one? No. T.S. madison.

[C]

Oh, T.S. madison. They're all hoes. RuPaul said, bust a pussy nut while you finger in my butt. Do I suck dick? You ain't seen shit. What I do with the dick there like me President. So everyone's a hoe at this point. What's the guest name?

[B]

Dove Cameron. Maybe Dove Cameron's nene gonna gag With TS Madison. Bring her up on Fag Talk. Tell me like about this bitch that talks about her drug craze.

[C]

Get on the floor and dance how you do you. It's pretty run of the mill, but she sounds good, though.

[B]

I'm obsessed with freezing now.

[C]

I like some choices.

[B]

This fucking. Jacob, you need to put this picture that you put of Mikey Meeks. I think this is so funny. Jacob, why you chose this picture? She looks.

[C]

What's funny about it?

[B]

Mikey Meeks. Wham, bam, glam Got my sisters and we're looking right let's go, girls. It's the friends in my life that help Mikey shine so bright yes, they do now do I want a man to come and hold me sometimes but if you know what's inside Trust your gut and you'll find the queerness Guiding light It's the joy that makes us so fun I know. I'm not reading it. How she's saying it. I cannot figure out the cadence reading this.

[C]

Can you make it up, please?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Wham, bam, glam she's singing, not rapping.

[B]

I don't remember the melody of this. Do you remember?

[C]

I'm gonna make one up. Wham, bam, glam got my sisters and we're right. Let's go, girls. It's the friends alive that help Mikey shine so bright yes, they do now do you want a man to come and hold me sometime? But if you know trust your gut and you'll find Quinn is guiding light it's the joy that makes us fine.

[B]

You nailed it. Nailed it, Bob.

[C]

Verbatim, note for note.

[B]

Well, this stuck out to you. It didn't really stick out to me. I didn't write any notes about Mike. I thought she was fine. I thought she was like. The group was good. I'm not saying fine. She was good. But I think it stuck out to you more.

[C]

Yeah, I thought her voice. It was honestly just her voice. Her voice sounded good. And I think she looks really beautiful. Like, she looks.

[B]

She looks gorgeous.

[C]

She looks stunning. It's giving. Like Michelle Visage from Asia. Like, she looks so fucking good.

[B]

And Mikey, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna acknowledge this, like, fucking long ass fucking human hair ponytail you had on. It looks so good on stage. And whenever you were swinging, it was following you. It was. Which I think this might be Briar blushing. Briar blush wore the same thing coming to the workroom. I wonder if she let Mikey borrow for the support of this performance.

[C]

Well, we're gonna talk about that. Cause we're gonna move on to the next group. We need. We need to talk about wig repeating. We need to have a conversation about wig repeating. I don't know if it's the same wig or not, but we're gonna find out. So now we get on to the tuckaways. The. The tucked away. This is my favorite group. They are so fucking good. Every one ate. They actually work together and supported each other in their numbers. They highlighted Juicy several times, but it was. It wasn't too distracting. Um, also, we need to talk about this. Is this the wig that Juicy wore when she walked into the workroom?

[B]

Uh, I don't remember what she wore. What she.

[C]

That little devil horn wig. The devil horn kitty cat.

[B]

There wasn't brown highlights or anything. It was all just blonde.

[C]

Did she just spray it? I don't know. It's. It's. It's. If it's not the same wig, it's the same kind of wig. That's a little crazy to me. To wear the exact same style of wig twice on Drag Race back to back episodes.

[B]

I don't think that's. I don't think that's crazy. I don't think it's that crazy.

[C]

It's a wig so specific. It's not like a long, straight wig. It's not a big drag. It is like a specific horned kitty cat wig to me. That's a little bit crazy.

[B]

Well, when I chatted with her at the season 18 premiere, she was saying that she. This season, she did all kinds of short kitty cat wigs. Everything was a short kitty cat wig.

[C]

Are these. Are these interviews behind a paywall that even I never get to see?

[B]

Oh, girl. I never sent them to Jay.

[C]

Jesus fucking Christ. And the last thing I'll say about this group is that, I mean, they were just. There was like. And Juicy and Vita have amazing padding. Oh, my God.

[B]

Specifically, I don't think Juicy is padded, babe.

[C]

Juicy is padded. No, not Juicy. Sorry, not Juicy. Sorry. Vita and Briar. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with that. I was like, juicy is not padded.

[C]

So Discord Adam says, chaos is sexy. Chaos is fun. I'll be your problem if you ain't got one. That's so good. That's so good. Chaos is wild, Chaos is sweet Discord in the air Got you feeling the heat. Shredding on guitar. Cause this chord is major. Hanging with my girls is gonna be a rager. The first part was really strong. She did a good job on her performance. She looks really good.

[B]

I agree. And I just wanted to note to everyone, this was allegedly the episode that Discord got disqualified from Drag Race. The preseason lore was that Discord did something allegedly. Just Discord said she walked on stage, called RuPaul the N Word, and she was kicked off episode two. So clearly that was wrong. So stop believing all these fucking things y' all be hearing on on these blogs or whatever the fuck it is.

[C]

You're gonna gag when it's episode three.

[B]

Let's go on to Vita Von T Star. I ain't the baddest bitch of them all. When they want something, when. When they want someone fierce, I'm the one they call. I'm drag my drag top tier. No time to bottom. I come for fear, and I'm here to stop them. Vita, Vita vida. You know you want to eat her.

[C]

That's good.

[B]

I like that.

[C]

This team is shredding the girls like

[B]

they are so good.

[C]

They are doing so good. They look so good. They're just. I would be bitch. I know the disco girls would kick in the air when they saw. Yeah, Fire blood looking amazing. Pop it like a cherry. Pop it like a cherry. I busted in your dairy. That's crooky. That's crazy as funk. Feel our power Standing strong like a tower. I ain't no chicken.

[B]

But then she did Eiffel Tower on that movement, too. It was great.

[C]

Yes, I had no chicken, but I got the Bacall Briar in the room. Got your heart like a rock with the powers of Blush. And I ain't in no rush, so when I'm in doubt, I just weird them out. Yeah, I'm in doubt. I just weird him them out. So great. She looks so good. This team is devouring the competition. You know, this might be the top four.

[B]

I was standing Brier Blush last episode, and I still stand. She's. She's. She's killing it. Is Brier a person of color?

[C]

She looked Puerto Rican or something. Mexican. Mexican or something. The.

[B]

The. The camera went to her. I'm like, is this looks. Somebody. Somebody use a extra.

[C]

Extra bronzer. From a quick Google search from the Drag Race fandom wiki, it says she's a Guatemalan American.

[B]

Okay, here we go. I was like, girl, if that's not the case, she's put the bronzer down, babe.

[C]

Well, you didn't tell Raven that. Let's go into Jane. Don't you. Didn't you? Didn't they call me Jane. Don't get it twisted. I can't turn. Sorry, sorry.

[B]

They call me Jane. I'M sorry.

[C]

That voice was her. I don't know how she did that. Well, she didn't want to take. Cause I was like, I can't. You couldn't do that too many times in a row.

[B]

They call me Jane don't get it twisted I can't bend like that make me your bitch I'm a sister, but you can. But we can still kiss if you want.

[C]

Mwah.

[B]

Mwah. Get on my knees But I ain't praying Forgive me, Father? No, I ain't praying. Just went to the clinic. Tested positive for slaying. It burned. Tested positive for slaying.

[C]

I was saying she might have written her verse so quick. Cause, bitch, none of this rhymes.

[B]

I know, but. Because that's. Cause all the italics were like an aside.

[C]

But. But. But you still have to rhyme, though.

[B]

But is there a rhyme? Don't call me Jane, I get it twisted.

[C]

They call me Jane don't get it twisted I can't bend like that Come to my house and you're gonna get fisted Ba ba, ba, ba, ba ba like, it can still rhyme. It can still rhyme.

[B]

Yeah. I was thinking maybe there was a

[C]

But that being said, it still worked. I mean, songs don't have to rhyme. Some of my. There was a song I used to listen to. I can't remember what it was, but it didn't rhyme at all. It's like one of them angsty white songs. Hey, dad, look at me, Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time Doing things I want to do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along? It does not rhyme at all, but it's still a good song. So I actually. I don't believe that songs actually have to rhyme.

[B]

So why are you coming for Jane, then?

[C]

I'm just saying that's probably why the song got written so fast. This is not a poem. This is a letter. This is a YouTube comment. Okay? But she ate the performance down. She looked really good. This hair. My God, this outfit. My God, she looks amazing.

[B]

Yeah. Jane's killing it. I am becoming a Jane. Don't fan. For sure.

[C]

Juicy. L' Urb Dion. Hey, ho. Let's go. Sweet like cherries, fierce like a storm Juicy love Dion. I was born to perform. You want my juice? Well, get in line. Because I run, but I run through Because I run through guys like a 9 to 5, you know, juicy's move got you losing your mind. I mean, this was mostly based on her performance, for sure. And she. She was highlighted so many times in other people's performances, but this was great. She performed well. She looked stunning. She ate. This group is unstoppable.

[B]

And I don't hate her wig like Bob does. I think it's completely fine to use.

[C]

I did not hate her wig. I never said I hated her wig. I think it's crazy to wear the same type of wig two times in a row. But, I mean, but you did on your season, so you don't care. Let's go on to the judging bus.

[B]

The wigs like you on your season, honey.

[C]

Yeah, that was your wig. Let's. Two of those wigs are yours. Two of those wigs were yours. And. And Monat. Do we need to revisit busted wigs from our season again? Do we need to have. Do you remember how this played out for you last time?

[B]

I will, girl. I will.

[C]

Do you remember how this played out for you last night for you when you said you never wore a busted wig on Drag Race? Do we need to. Jay, can you please insert the clip of Monet realizing her wig was busted? Thank you, RuPaul.

[B]

Let's go on to the looks.

[C]

I Love this dress RuPaul's wearing.

[B]

RuPaul looks so good. Bessie's looked in so long. This dress is incredible. And the gloves, the matching gloves I loved.

[C]

They're not matching gloves.

[B]

They're complimentary gloves. No, there is the same sparkly lime motif going from the middle of her arm going all the way up. There is a matching glove.

[C]

They're complimentary. Um, Michelle's fit is fine.

[B]

Yeah, I definitely see Michelle do more. Um, but I mean, all of them. TS Is. Is wearing a basic look, too.

[C]

No dove is eating the girlies up.

[B]

Well, I meant. I meant the main Judges, Michelle and T.S. oh, yeah.

[C]

Let's go on to the contestants of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18. They are meant to. This is my neck. My. My neck, my back, my. My booty, my pussy and my crack.

[B]

And you just show. You show them a part of your body that you. That you want. You choose a part of your athen

[C]

chose to show off her back in this beautiful. Is this. Is this Grecian or. It looks Mexican or something? I don't know. It seems like cultural somewhere, right?

[B]

I don't know what culture would be, though, to be honest. I don't know. But she's basically wearing a big skirt cover up thing, and she just reveals to a. To a bodysuit.

[C]

Yeah, the skirt coverup is like a cloak and then she puts it on as, like a, as like a peplum skirt. It does look good. I don't love the bodysuit part, but when she puts that, that big skirt over, it looks really good. And I think that she looks good in this color and her does look great.

[B]

Yeah, the bodysuit part was not my favorite. Let's go on to Darlene Mitchell, who

[C]

she chose her skin. Can I say this is a cop out. This is a cop out. And I do not like being like, I like my skin. And also, if you're gonna show your skin, bitch, be booty. Butt cheek, glistening skin, naked. If you're gonna say skin, show skin.

[B]

I only disagree because she's doing, like, a thing on, like, being sunburnt and, like, overly tanned. So, like, that's why I'm, I, I, I, I'm not bothered by that. Like, she clearly did, like, stuff to show the outline of a tank top being sunburned. So I'm not bothered by that. I will say her pictures she ended up doing on social media afterwards, her photo shoot she did of this look, I like way more than what she ended up doing on this. They were just.

[C]

Yeah, well, then you have time to edit and pose and get it in the right light and the right angle.

[B]

Yeah. There was a little more attention to detail that I enjoyed in her post, the one she posted today on social media.

[C]

Well, Monae, we're not judging her for her fucking post. We're judging her for hair. Talking about this outfit, and I said

[B]

that I like this look. I like that. Cause it's not just her skin. Like, she's doing like a she. It's a joke about her skin, like, being overly tan. She has the sunburnt eyes. Cause she had sunglasses on. Like, I like it. It's not my favorite thing. I saw the night, but I don't dislike it like you do.

[C]

I do not. I do. I didn't. I said, first of all, I said I didn't like the fact that she chose. First of all, I said I like it.

[B]

I chose a kid.

[C]

Secondly, that being said, I don't like this look. I think this look is not good.

[B]

You don't like it. What are you fighting about?

[C]

But to be clear, I hadn't said that yet.

[B]

But you don't like it.

[A]

It.

[C]

I do not like it. I don't think it looks good. I, I don't think it's. I don't, I don't like this look. This looks crazy. This, to me, this looks crazy.

[B]

Talking about crazy.

[C]

This looks Ins. This looks insane. And also like, girl, you're one of the girls who can't get away without padding. I'm sorry. I hate to bring it to you, darling. You're not one of. You're not one of the. You're not one of the girls who can't pad. Some girls can't. Listen, I can't get away without padding unless I'm wearing something big and poofy. You. Some of us cannot be bodcon without padding. And in my humble opinion, you are one of those girls. Let's move on to Mandy Mango star, worst look of the week. She chose to show her face. This look is. Bitch, you look. First of all, why is her makeup and her eyebrows going down?

[B]

Yeah, she doesn't know how to paint very well. Somebody said Selena can finally wear that street light dress again. Yeah.

[C]

After this came out, I've only seen one queen who paints and her eye makeup goes below or on the same level as her eye, and it looks good. And it's honestly Bianca Del Rio. I've never seen another queen who's like, the outside of her eye makeup or her wing goes down below her eye and have it look good. This. Why would. Yeah. Go look at a picture. Go look at any picture of Bianca De Rio. The outside of her makeup actually does not go up like most girls look at the picture of Bianca. Okay. It kind of goes down on the outside.

[B]

Huh.

[C]

Or at least, or often to the same level of as her thing. Like, you see how it goes down there? Oh, fuck. Use your own phone, bitch.

[B]

Why y' all call me a bitch?

[C]

That being said, this look is crazy. I mean, at least she looked handsome in the picture on the back of the frame. Cause this shit looks crazy.

[B]

Yeah, it was. This is such a mess. And I agree, like, having all those shades of, like, maroon and purple and brown was so such a. Such an odd choice. Like, Like, I get the sentiment that she wanted to be her grandma's table and her grandma loves her, but this was a mess. This is a mess.

[C]

What is up with this lipstick? What is up with these eyebrows? What is up with this hair? Is this her hair?

[B]

I don't know, girl. It's awful. Whatever it is.

[C]

Yeah, it's not great.

[B]

Let's move on to Ms. Dede Fuego, who. She's reeling her legs. Her legs are her favorite part of her voice. And I love liked the thing. I liked how, like, it came out. But then she just. She kept the boa loofah on her the whole Time. She didn't get rid of it because she just had a basic ass. Plain leotard under it. So she was trying to, like, dress it up, but it was like, girl, you needed to lose it at some point. Like, give us something else. I was gagged.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gagged. That she came out here with the boa being the whole thing. Because the reveal was cute.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But, like, you cannot just wear the plainest. And, like, like, the top of the leotard is a weird scrunchy.

[B]

It wasn't. It was a elastic. Yeah.

[C]

And also, like, if you're gonna show your legs, if you. Like, if you're out, if your leotard is up your ass, bitch, show us your fucking ass. Like, yeah, like, this look is the. The. The. The concept is great. That leotard is. Is prison.

[B]

And she does have great legs. I want to say she does have great legs, but the fact she was. She was hiding some of her legs with the bow at the bottom. Like, I agree. Like, she should have showed us the whole leg. Like, the glutes are part of your leg.

[A]

Leg.

[C]

Let's.

[B]

I.

[C]

Is that true? Are glutes considered part of your leg?

[B]

Yes. Your leg stops here as your hip and your.

[C]

It doesn't go around. Your leg doesn't wrap around the back.

[B]

Your gl. Look it up.

[C]

Are glutes considered part of your leg?

[A]

Yes, the glutes are considered part of your leg.

[B]

Do you want to say sorry? Say, I want you to say sorry, Monet. I'm a dumb ass bitch.

[C]

I'm sorry that you're a dumbass bitch.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Let's go on. That's not what. You know, you'll accept it because you're a dumbass bitch. Let's go on to Mia Starr. Mia Starr chose to do her neck, her back, her pussy, and her crack, which I thought was funny, and that is pretty funny. And this look is pretty good. I do wish she would have done a nude zipper. Like a black zipper going down. The middle of your nude panel is a little crazy. I think she looks really good, and I think she. This is a great. I think she killed this. This is so good.

[B]

Yeah, I was really not bothered by it. I'm like, Michelle somewhat. You can't see her face. You just saw me do the whole challenge. You saw my face. Like, I have one look, and you can still see my face through it a little bit. I'm like, I don't think it was that much of an issue that Michelle Visage made it, but Again, I'm not a judge of Drag Race. Michelle is. But I wasn't bothered by the fact that we didn't see her face for this.

[C]

Let's go on to Kenya Pleaser.

[B]

Kenya has been that total.

[C]

Wait, why did Jakey fight everything? Is that her?

[B]

No, that's. That's what she said. She said, I'm presenting everything. She's. She's.

[C]

Oh, she's everything. Yeah. And I also think this is also a cop out answer. Pick a fucking part of your body. I'm sorry? Pick a fucking part of your body. I love the whole thing, so I'm gonna show you everything. I don't know why this drives me crazy. Do the fucking assignment. Stop trying to skirt around it. Pick a fucking part of your goddamn body.

[B]

I was taken out by this little. This little ring in her ass crack that is holding her.

[C]

The toilet paper that.

[B]

That is.

[C]

It looks like just toilet paper coming out of her ass.

[B]

This is such an interesting silhouette for this, like, kind of thing.

[C]

Something fun about her being like, I've been told. I keep getting told to cover my body, and I refuse to. Meanwhile, every part of her body except her face and her hands is covered. I'm sorry. I don't know why that's funny to me.

[B]

Wait, what girl?

[C]

She was. She said, like, I've been. I'm always getting told as, like, a big person to cover up my body, but meanwhile, every. Like, the only part of her body we can see is her hands and her face. I don't know why it's sending me.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

And I think it's because the nude illusion is not noodling.

[B]

You don't think so? Why is it not noodling?

[C]

It's not. I mean, we can tell that it's not a bad nude illusion, but there are times where a nudelusion is like, bitch, this is Second Skin.

[B]

Lana Jarrett.

[C]

Lana Jarret. That was Second Skin. This is an obvious nudelusion.

[B]

So Lana's in New York City. She's in South Carolina with the girl.

[C]

Girl, South Carolina can make great costumes.

[B]

No, what I'm saying. But in terms of, like, materials. Dallas Cool Tour was making me a new dress in Chicago. She's like, girl, you're gonna have to go to the garment district in LA and find it. Cause they don't make her color hair. I was like, really? She's like, yeah, it's not. Not a thing.

[C]

What are all the girls in Chicago doing?

[B]

I don't know. This is just what the lady had said to me.

[C]

Um, let's go on to Ciara Mist, who chose her eyes. Ugh.

[B]

I love this lady so much. It was so good. So cool. I love the proportions of this. I love having the eyes as the tits, having the big eye thing at the head. And it wasn't just the eyes at the front. The eyes were also at the back. She obviously mirrored the makeup in her.

[C]

She had eyes on the back of her head.

[B]

It was. Honestly, this was. To me, I thought, Ciara, Miss fucking turned this out. This was a really great look.

[C]

She looks amazing. She is such a fucking good queen.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

She shone so brightly this episode. I'm surprised she was not being considered for the top because she. She shone very brightly this episode. She ate down. Let's move on to Nene. What is that?

[B]

It was a sensor doorbell.

[C]

Nene Coco, who has chosen to display

[B]

her brain, which she made this thing from literally everything y' all are seeing. She made it. She 3D printed the thing and she stoned it. And she made the hat and she made these really cool gloves. She made the gown. She made every single thing. And this was a really interesting concept and a way to go for this. Like, it wasn't like something that you could see on the outside. It was something that she loved by herself on the inside. The brain and having that mimicked in, like, the ruching of the dress. I think this was such a smart and cool choice.

[C]

Yeah, she looks amazing. I love this look. This. These gloves are next level fierce. They're so good.

[B]

How does she learn how to snow? Like, I'm like, is this a. Is this like, I just went to some sewing classes or like, my mom is like, first on some Gigi Goode shit. You know, Gigi Goode can make any. Her mom talk like, she's a great ludicrous seamstress. It has to be this.

[C]

We'll find out on the episode where she's getting judged and cries about it. Let's go on to Mikey Meeks, who also chose legs. I hate this billboard and I also do not care for this leotard. That being said, from the neck up, Mikey Meeks is fucking stunning.

[B]

She's pretty.

[C]

She looks so good in a bang. She looks so fucking good in a bang. Her makeup looks so pretty. But this leotard is so basic. Watching her struggle with this hideous billboard is so annoying.

[B]

Struggling with a little bit of a stretch. She didn't shrug. She wasn't like Naomi with her boat thing.

[C]

She was struggling to get out of it. It was giving Naomi Smalls in the boat and this Fucking loose sight. Fucking shoe. I'm calling the cops. I'm calling the cops.

[B]

Londa Jarret did it.

[C]

And I probably didn't like what she did either. Oh, was lingerie. Did now, bitch. You think I'm fucking scared of Lana?

[B]

Jer, first of all, pull your fucking bandana down every five minutes.

[C]

It's you, you balding bitch. Shut up, bitch. Take off your hat, you balding bitch.

[B]

Also, I don't understand the serrated panties or the scalloped edges of the panties. Cuz it looks like you're wearing like, panties as opposed to. I guess maybe that's.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Oh. Cause she's like a.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't love the leotard either.

[C]

And also, did she say that? Where did you.

[B]

On the back. It was like, call for whatever. Like, she's like advertising sexual services in Vegas.

[C]

You don't know what she. What you're calling her for. This could be any service.

[B]

Call me now for a free tarot reading. There's no substitute.

[C]

Yeah, now you're talking to your real voice. Yeah. How's it feel to be yourself?

[B]

And also, girl, if your legs are your thing, then mama, you got to cut like. You mean your padded tights legs? No, girl, you got to show the legs.

[C]

I think you can show padded tight legs. I don't think she's done it in a nice way. I think there's a way to show your padded tight legs and still have them look nice. I do not think that Mikey Meeks figured it out on this day.

[B]

Yeah, if that's gonna be your part that you're proud of. Like, you gotta show it off. Like, for real. For real.

[C]

So speaking of showing. Not showing it off. Discord chooses her back in her crack. We literally can. I don't know how low her ass crack is. I don't know where she thinks her ass crack is. She has a low ass ass crack. Crack. I don't know. I don't know if. I don't know if this dress was meant to be longer and someone pulled it up on the way out. Bitch, you're literally not showing. There's literally not a. Not even a centimeter of crack showing right now.

[B]

Also, I'm sorry for the girlies out here showing back because you can't wear a corset, obviously, so you're losing that. You gotta find a way to. To. To use silhouette to trick us into like having a smaller waist. Cause you just look wide from the back. She should have had the back, like going like in a v To give us. To give us. To contour the body a little more with the fabric. But this does not look flattering. It doesn't look great. And also, Discord is not a tall girl. And the way this dress is cut, she looks like she is inch high. Private eye.

[C]

Yeah, she looks really tiny. And y', all, her walk is so it's actually distracting.

[B]

The show is. This show is doing. The show is doing too much. The show is really doing too much with the walk thing.

[C]

So you're blaming the editors.

[B]

Well, here, the other thing about people, you gotta blame it on the ed. Yeah, the editors was doing it. Yeah.

[C]

So you don't think. You don't think Discord had a hand in it too.

[B]

But the show is. But the show is accenting it. They are. They are really putting. They're taking a flashlight and going like money.

[C]

This is reality tv. That's what they do. You document real life. You zoom in on things. And this walk is. I tell you what, if she didn't have a hideous walk, they wouldn't be showing it to us.

[B]

Yeah. But. Yeah, so this was not one of my favorite looks of the night. I did not love this. But she killed it in the shower.

[C]

Be the bunteese shows how you can do the padding and show your body. She chose her butt and her ass in this padding. Looks fucking amazing. The only thing I don't like. You wanna guess what it is? Oh, oh, oh. I was about to drag.

[B]

I was like, can we remember the footage of Bob saying he hates this thing? But now you love it. Okay.

[C]

No, I don't know. I think you cleared yourself. I did not clear myself. I think the shape of her ass is amazing. Girl, just. First of all, I think that your panty. I think it is really hard to do the gap between your corset or your bodice and your panties if you're wearing pads or if you're wearing tights. So just. If you just close the gap between this. This little bit of skin between her corset and her panties, where the panties are so low. Cause in the front it looks good, but in the back it looks weird. Like it. If your ass is that big and your thong is not in your ass, you have killed the illusion. That being said, this look is stunning.

[B]

Yeah, it's a Versace

[C]

thing.

[B]

But see, I think that's where you and I have always disagreed on this. I don't think it looks weird and it doesn't take me out when the thong doesn't go into the askar it really doesn't bother me.

[C]

Huh. Let's go on to Briar Blush. Who chose her left finger.

[B]

What a strange thing. Sometimes the girls be trying to go too obscure. They're like, I'm gonna do something no one else is gonna do. I'm gonna show my right pinky fingernail.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think she actually likes her right finger. I think she's being weird for the sake of being weird. And I find it irritating.

[B]

Like, big irritating.

[C]

It's irritating. I'm irritated. Like, do the part of your body, like, do the assignment. Please stop trying to be he. Like, if you're gonna go this far for a joke, it better be fucking funny. Let me ask you a question. Did you laugh?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I didn't laugh, but I did. Was like. I was like, like one of those, like, what the fuck? When she was just, like, pointing her finger all over, I was like, this is ridiculous.

[C]

Did you like that she chose her finger?

[B]

No, I would not have chosen my finger. But again, maybe. But Bob, maybe she relaxed her finger. Who are you? Who are you to tell her?

[C]

She said out of her mouth. She's like, I just wanted to be goofy. She didn't go. She didn't give a story for why she loves her finger. She was like, I just wanted to be weird.

[B]

And.

[C]

But.

[B]

But maybe she also. She probably just relaxed her finger, Bob.

[C]

Well, this would have been a great time to talk about it to the camera, but she didn't. She. What she said was, I just wanted to be weird. She didn't say, I love my legs, I love my finger. I love my. I. I use this finger to type. And I wrote a resume. And. And she was like, I just wanted to be weird, and I don't think that's funny. And I didn't like it.

[B]

Let's go on to Jane. Don't fucking love this look. This was so cool, this having this mouth. The fucking uvula. It's a pierced tongue. Using the tongue as. I guess you don't use it as a. What you call it when you put something on your. Like a. Like a. Like a waiter. Not a muff. Not a muff. Because a muffie put both hands. But now I'm seeing the close up she's like, holding with her hand. I thought it was just over her hand like this, but she's actually, like, holding it and having it accented with the jewelry on her wrists. This was a really great look. The only thing that took me out was the spiked collar. I was like, that doesn't work with this, but that's such a small, tiny detail that no one cares about. This was a really cool concept, and I love this look.

[C]

Yeah, this look is really great. And her. Her in the way that the. The mouth is. It acts. It accents her waist in a really nice way. She looks really good. This is. This is. This is a beautiful look.

[B]

So fun.

[C]

Let's go on to Juicy Love Dion, who chose her left leg specifically because of her surgery. See, because she had a surgery, and it healed, and now she's back to dancing. This is not just to be. This is like. No, I actually went through trauma with my left leg, and now I was able to return to my passion, which is dancing.

[B]

This is so cool, the way that they. I guess she said it. This is a Schiaparelli nod to. So I don't know if this is a recreation or inspired by, but I thought putting the silver behind the leg to, like, mirror it and, like, let it really stand out from the rest of the dress was a very smart choice because it really makes the leg stand out, and I think she looks really cool.

[C]

I said it before. I need to be clear. I. I love this look. I did not know this was Caparelli. I will say, that being said, I'm sick of the knockoffs. Like, there are so many designs out here doing. Doing great things. I've done a knockoff before. Not a ton. I've done, like, one or two in my. And maybe. Maybe upwards or whatever. But, like, I do not. Like, y' all let these, like, do you do your thing? There are some really brilliant designers out here who have really unique perspectives who can bring something really, truly phenomenal. We don't need to be knocking off Schiaparelli because it's. If you ever. If you ever end up standing next to Schiaparelli, you're gonna look cheap as shit.

[B]

Jacob, can you see if this is, like, a knockoff or, like, inspiral? Cause I can also see a world where it's like. Like, I could see the parts of it that feels Schiaparelli. Right? But I don't know if this. If she, like, oh, let's make this dress in red, you know, I thought

[C]

you said that she. I thought you said that she said it was Schiaparelli knockoff.

[B]

She did. Well, she didn't say knockoff. She was like. She was like. She was like, I'm heavily inspired by Schiaparelli with this look. I don't know what that means, though. I don't know what that's like.

[C]

Yeah, I don't like that. Like, let these design. Like, I want to. If I go to Diego Montoya, I want to look like I'm wearing a Diego Montoya. If I go to Domino, I want to look like that. If I'll go to, you know, whoever I go. If I go to Garo Sparrow, which I've never gone to Garo Sparrow, I want to look like that. You know, I want to look like the designer. I want to be. Have that reflected on me. And I'm.

[B]

I'm.

[C]

I was never. I didn't go to fucking Schiaparelli. So I. I just don't think it's. I think that Drag Race, we. We are past that point, and I think it's. I just don't care for it. Let's go into the judgment. So RuPaul does not waste any time. Immediately off rip. She's like, disco Bottom. You're in the elim all year for elimination. She didn't do no tricks. She didn't do no. You're. She was like, all the way out on the bottom.

[B]

Yeah, they were. It seems like they were judged as groups this time. Um, so this goes in the bottom. Rock had the top two performances and 80s. They were all safe, safe.

[C]

So Nia Starr and Jane dawn are the top two queens of the week. And then Darlene gets really emotional talking about, like, what it means to be a part of a girl group because she was stuck in her bedroom doing drag for so long, for years, while getting sober.

[B]

What is stuck in my mind? I'm so curious. I want to talk to her more about that.

[C]

She was in the bars. She was doing a little glug, glug, glug, and then you'll love her. And she didn't want to go back to the bars anymore. And then she just did drag in her room for photos and pictures, and TikTok and Instagram got it that they're going on the line. And then Rue says to Mandy Mango, I wouldn't say it's pleasing to the eye.

[B]

I don't think it was.

[C]

That's so. That's crazy work. I wouldn't say it's pleasing to the eye. I really love.

[B]

Sierra would have got some. Some critiques. I would love. She. She deserved some critiques today.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, we're. We're getting to her now. You don't think our critiques are as valid as. As fucking Dove Cameron and. And. And RuPaul.

[B]

No, you're right. I don't. I Think that. I think that Sierra hurt.

[C]

Yeah. Your opinion?

[B]

I think it's Ciara. I almost. Almost said Ciara. Ciara hurt. If Ciara missed was critiqued by RuPaul over your black ass. Yes. That would mean more to her for sure. And I would a million dollars that it would be.

[C]

Tweet it. Tweet it right now. Tweet it right now. Tweet it right now, girl.

[B]

Continue.

[C]

Tweet it because you don't want the real tea.

[B]

If RuPaul's critiques are more valuable to her than yours. Are you drunk?

[C]

Did you start Tweet it right now.

[B]

Do you need to go back to the program?

[C]

Tweet it right now.

[B]

I don't tweet. I thread.

[C]

Then thread it, bitch. Fucking exit. Fucking shoot it to the moon.

[B]

Anyway, so they come back from deliberation and the winner of this week's challenge is Jane don't getting her first win of the season.

[C]

Wait, we skipped over some things.

[B]

What?

[C]

They really love Mia's look, but they wanted to see her face. And they said, if you're going. I love this from TS Madison. If you're gonna give them neck crack, pussy, neck back, pussy and crack, let them look you in the eye and give you money. That was poetry. Robert Frost on his best day could not have written a bar like that.

[B]

But my angel James.

[A]

Jane got it.

[C]

Jane, no. Maya Angelou on her best day could. Emily Dickinson on her best day could not have written that. Langston Hughes. Jane got all good critiques and they wanted. Then they kept saying something I did not agree with. They were like, mandy, bring your energy down to meet your team. No, bitch, bring your fucking energy up. That was a cr. They were like, mandy, be as bad as your team.

[B]

I didn't hear be as bad as your team. I heard like, like, I heard like, help your team get there, not like, go down to meet their level. I don't think anyone said go down.

[C]

She wanted. She was. They. They wanted to bring her energy down to match her team. So Jane ends up winning this and she receives $5,000. You agree with this victory?

[B]

Yeah. Jane killed it. The only person I honestly would have given it to instead of Jane would be Sierra miss. But she wasn't up for. For that.

[C]

So if they weren't judge's group, I believe Sierra Miss would've been in the top for sure.

[B]

Yeah, she deserved it.

[C]

The bottom two are Nene and Mandy, and they lip sync to a Dove Cameron song. And, baby, first of all, why did Dee Dee carry this goddamn Bow the whole time. Fucking bow. You know why? Cause their fucking leotard was hideous.

[B]

Yeah, she don't wanna show how bad the leotard was. But, yeah, Miss Thing, Miss Manny Maggo Dog walked her. I was very impressed by Mandy. I was like, okay, Mandy, I don't know you had all that in you. I mean, we saw a little bit in. In the challenge earlier, but I think she did a really good job, and I think she does.

[C]

She.

[B]

She scrubbed the floor with her.

[C]

Watching Mandy, at first, I was feeling nervous. Cause watching Mandy struggle with that fucking get to get the. The table off. But, baby, once Mandy got that table off, she wasn't fucking around with you hoes. She was like, I'm here to send bitches home.

[B]

When she was struggling with the table, I was like, oh, this is about to be a mess. This. I was like, she about to lose the lip sync by trying to get this fucking table off of her head. But she was prepared, and we'll talk about it in the talk. But she had her dance costume ready under it. I don't know if she put it on. I don't think she put it on. I think she had it on from the beginning, actually. I don't think she was like, I'm at the bottom. I gotta put this on under my thing. So she had the foresight to know that this was a fucking hideous look that might send me to bottom. So I need to be ready to lip sync.

[C]

I'm really shocked. I did not expect Dede Fuego to be the first girl to be eliminated, but she is. She loses the lip sync, she goes home. I was not expecting Dede Fuego to be the first girl going home.

[B]

I wasn't either.

[C]

She was. She better go back to her palatial estate in Monte Cristo. Where's she at?

[B]

Monterey.

[C]

Monterey.

[B]

Where's she at?

[C]

Monterey.

[B]

Monterey. Monterey.

[C]

Monterey. Her mirror mess said, hate this for me, but love all of you. That was actually a really sweet message.

[B]

That was. And so now we have 13 girls. Bob, who's winning RuPaul's Drag Race? Roberta.

[C]

I gotta say, Athena's no longer in my top group.

[B]

I mean, you ever seen her do acting or comedy yet?

[C]

I'm really switching my thing up. It was Kenya and Athena. They are both out of my top two. And now I'm putting in Vita and Sierra Mist. Those are my top two. And then the third place is going to be Nini Coco.

[B]

Oh, no. My top three are. Is going to be. It's going to come down to Jane Don't. Nini, Coco and Vita Von Testar. And then that's the top three of the season.

[C]

All right, let's see how this. So we both got Vita in there.

[B]

Yeah, I think Vita. I think Vita.

[C]

And we both got Nini Coco.

[B]

Yeah. Because I think Drag Race, they're doing more design, more design challenges, I think. I think we're gonna see at least two or three more.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Nene and Vita are gonna eat when they get real fabric. Girl, these holes are about to get cooked.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When they get real fabric, Vita and Nene are about to devour the competition.

[B]

Yeah. So, like, I just can't wait to see it, to see those. It's gonna be really fun.

[C]

And let's ask you a real nasty question. Who's going home next week?

[B]

Ooh, going home. Listen, look at the. Oh, Manny. Man, Mango.

[C]

No, Mandy. Mango is going to send home Mikey Meeks.

[B]

No, Mikey Meeks is top six. Top seven, Baby.

[C]

Mandy's about to. Mike, Mandy's about to scrub the floor with that beautiful wig and that beautiful wig, picking up Chip. Baby. Mandy's going to grab Mikey by the feet, scrub that wig across the floor, pick it up, and throw it back on her head, and send her home to Philadelphia. Say, nurse, honey, luckily for you, I'm a nurse, and I can also help you with that, too.

[B]

She said Swiffer. I barely know her.

[C]

All right, I'll see y' all next week.

[B]

Bye. Wait, no. Bob the Drag Queen. Ugh. Silly. Bob the Drag Queen podcast are for kids, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

If you want to see us talk about untucked and some current events, go on over to the sibling rivalry Patreon, where we're talking about untucked and some current things that we done seen in the news. And we gotta. To quote me, clear it up.

[C]

Let's clear it up, y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

Bye.

[B]

Bye.