The One About Robots

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – “The One About Robots”

Date: May 25, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this uproarious and candid episode, Bob and Monét take on the world of robots—romantic, domestic, and otherwise—through their signature blend of humor and insightful banter. The conversation bounces from sex machines and the uncanny valley to philosophical questions about what defines a robot, with plenty of detours into drag artistry, music quizzes, and musings on technological futures.

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Main Topics & Key Insights

1. The Great Robot Debate (12:00–46:00)

Philosophy of Robots: What Counts?

• The hosts dig into the fuzzy line between "robot" and "machine," citing everything from Roombas, washing machines, computers, and cars to ChatGPT itself.
  • Monét: "Is your PlayStation a robot?" (38:27)
  • Bob: "A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer." – quoting the Oxford definition. (39:04)
  • Jacob (producer): Weighs in that robots should have autonomy and adaptability—physical forms that operate independently (40:05).

Humanoid Versus Function-First Robots

• Both hosts agree they'd rather have practical, obviously mechanical robots than humanoid ones for chores.
  • Monét: "A Roomba is going to sweep better than the humanoid robot who is… doing this thing." (37:59)
  • Bob: Imagines a future with robots whose arms extend to put dishes away and questions why humanoid forms are necessary. (44:24)

Uncanny Valley and Robot Sex

• The conversation veers into sexual territory as Bob inquires about Monét’s willingness to hook up with a robot.
  • Bob: "Of course I'll fuck a robot. Why not?" (12:25)
  • Monét: "I'm more comfortable fucking a robot that looks like a robot than a robot that looks like a human. I don't think we're even a hundred years within getting beyond the uncanny valley of a humanoid robot." (13:07)
  • Hilarious discussion of sex toys, cleaning duties, and how drag friends use “fuck machines.” (14:07–16:36)

Robot Chores: Where Does It End?

• Hosts debate having robots do household tasks and where the practical (non-humanoid) design trumps a “helper” that looks human.
  • Bob: "There are some tasks your robot can't do because it's human looking… What if it was loading the dishwasher? Its arms extend, bitch." (44:22)
  • Monét: "Why do you need to look like a human? I think it makes more sense if the vacuum itself can just move around." (43:45)

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2. AI, Automation, and the Future (49:00–52:00)

Comedy and AI Safety

• They riff on AI’s infiltration into creative fields, particularly comedy.
  • Bob: "I do think stand up comedy is one of the things that will be safe from AI." (48:50)
  • Monét: "I believe live comedy—comedy shows—will be safe, though." (50:44)
  • Bob: Worries that AI could mimic standup sets, but in-person performance retains a unique energy. (50:51)

Music and Performance AI

• The duo discusses the possibility of AI performances in live music, referencing Gorillaz, Sia, and Beyonce.
  • Monét: "What if the Gorillaz just had animatronics? How would you know?" (51:16)
  • They point out that some performers already blur the lines between real and projected performance, invoking existential questions about authenticity.

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3. Classic Sibling Rivalry: Drag Life, Tasks, and Quizzes

Bodega Drama & Friendship Rituals (03:44–05:14)

• Banter about the state of Monét's studio snack bodega, microwave etiquette, and guest privileges, setting the typical joking, familial mood.

Music Quiz Challenge (24:49–29:02)

• Jacob throws artists at Bob and Monét—Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, Patti LaBelle—for a rapid-fire song-naming battle.
  • Monét: "I'm gonna tell you right now, if you pointed a gun at my head and said, 'Name 10 SZA songs,' I would say, 'Can I call my family and say goodbye?'" (24:49)
  • Jacob points out they missed obvious drag lip sync choices (28:49).

Drag Queen Skill Rankings (53:34–59:00)

• Heated (and hilarious) debate about what makes a great drag queen: performance, hair, makeup, sewing, etc.
  • Bob: "If you can make great wigs, am I now a great drag queen?" (54:18)
  • Monét: "So the moment you put (the look) on yourself you become a good drag queen?" (55:39)
  • Joking and trash-talking about who can style a better wig, with fierce claims and (allegedly) photographic evidence. (58:36)
  • Ranking themselves and fellow queens in wig styling: "Plastique is up there with Gloria." (57:34)

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Notable Quotes

• Monét (on robot sex): “I’m more comfortable fucking a robot that looks like a robot than a robot that looks like a human.” (13:07)
• Bob (on AI and creativity): “I do think stand up comedy is one of the things that will be safe from AI.” (48:50)
• Monét (on music knowledge): “If you pointed a gun at my head and said, ‘Name 10 SZA songs,’ I would say, ‘Can I call my family and say goodbye?’” (24:49)
• Bob (on domestic robots): “There are some tasks your robot can’t do because it’s a human looking. Like, what if it was loading the dishwasher? Its arms extend, bitch.” (44:22)
• Monét (on practical robots): “A Roomba is going to sweep better than the humanoid robot who is… doing this thing.” (37:59)
• Bob (glossing robot definitions): "A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer." (39:04)
• Monét (self-deprecation, drag queen skills): "Just because Bob thinks he's the next perfidia cause he can pull his hair back and slap a fucking donut on it and get called out a hairstyle." (58:23)

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Memorable Moments & Tangents

• Sex Machine Confessions: Monét dishes on the maintenance and cleaning struggles of fleshlights versus good old manual effort. (15:53)
• Phone-a-Friend for Spanish: They call Bianca Del Rio for a Spanish translation of "stupid," leading to a delightful, chaotic chain of phone calls. (31:22–32:45)
• Jetsons vs. Reality: The hosts muse about whether the Jetsons’ 2062 sci-fi world is plausible as they age, with Monét declaring, “I think we actually might be more advanced than the Jetsons, to be honest…” (45:46)
• Drag Queen Skill Shade: Extended jokes about who is worse at wigs, followed by a "post your receipts" showdown. (58:36–60:21)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Sex Robots, Uncanny Valley & Fuck Machines: 12:00–16:36
• "Is it a Robot?" Definitions & Philosophical Debate: 37:08–46:01
• Comedy, AI, and Live Performance: 49:00–52:00
• Drag Queen Skills, Wig Wars: 53:34–60:21
• Music Quiz Challenge: 24:49–29:02

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Episode Summary Wrap-up

If you love Sibling Rivalry for its blend of drag wisdom, irreverent humor, and fearless oversharing, this episode is a prime example. While the ostensible topic is robots, Bob and Monét use it as a springboard for discussions on sex, technology, drag artistry, and their ever-evolving friendship. Whether debating the definition of a robot, exchanging stories about "fuck machines," or challenging each other's Queenly credentials, their infectious chemistry—and ceaseless shade—make for a rollicking ride.

Not to be missed: The philosophical musings on what counts as a robot, the candid talk about AI’s creative risks, and the wig-throwing contest over who reigns supreme in the drag-queen hair hierarchy.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Monet X Change.

[Monet X Change]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet learns what a fuck machine is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about robots.

[Monet X Change]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please show us and put the picture here. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Monet X Change]

I've thought about this for a long time. So when we get started, we do a clap slay at the beginning of each episode. But then today, I had a drink in my hand. Monet saw me with a drink. But you counted anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sound like a broken clock.

[Monet X Change]

You count it anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A Brooklyn clock is what wrong? Every hour of the day, except for one or two.

[Monet X Change]

Twice a day is right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. How you doing, kiddo? Good. What are you doing?

[Monet X Change]

What am I doing? I'm doing a podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I just got, like, a wave of.

[Monet X Change]

Are you tired?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just lost energy for some reason.

[Monet X Change]

What happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, but I just had those spicy Nacho Doritos.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that bad?

[Monet X Change]

I want to talk about the controversy of my bodega.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your bodega?

[Monet X Change]

You don't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have a bodega?

[Monet X Change]

There's a bodega here in my studio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, y' all gotta replenish. I'm so irritated. When I come here and this fucking place and think it's not replenished, I'm like, what's the point of it? Being a student? This shit's not replenished.

[Monet X Change]

Like, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. It's bare. It's just all, like, the super spicy. Like, the extra spicy chips. No one wants that. Get regular chips.

[Monet X Change]

Let me tell y' all right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Because I've been hearing a lot of drama about my bodega. Honey, first of all, everything in bodega is free, correct? So it should be free from complaints, too. That should also be happening, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, you walk in every time you walk into my home. You first. Just like the nigger you are. You walk into my home, you stop in my fridge, and, you know, you

[Monet X Change]

told me I'm allowed to. You open one door, bobble stand, open

[Bob the Drag Queen]

both doors with this big ass hands.

[Monet X Change]

Open both at once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at the whole fridge. Like, ugh.

[Monet X Change]

Only sodas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, where the Coke Zeros. Then you close it, and you go

[Monet X Change]

over to the pantry, and I find the Coke Zero. The warm Coke Zeros.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The warm Coke Zeros. And then you go do that. And then you're like, what chips do you have? And I pull up the M&M's. Like, Monet, you know, I don't like what these. I don't. I don't like. So please. You can literally do nothing but complain when you come to my home.

[Monet X Change]

I don't do nothing. I also have fun. I sing, I play combio. I have hosted. I have done the hosting in your home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, should I bring my karaoke machine later so we can all do karaoke?

[Monet X Change]

I love karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. But I have that event that start later.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, we will still be here, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the fun is gonna be like, I don't wanna get. You know, when you come to a

[Monet X Change]

party, ladies, you got a second win. Ooh, someone's Adderall just kicked in, didn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, like, especially when you do something like, on the weekend and, like, you go of something that someone is having and you get there late. You missed half of the group's energy. So you're getting, like, the secondary half.

[Nate]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to get as.

[Monet X Change]

What are you doing tonight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a for consideration event.

[Monet X Change]

Are you dressing up for it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You better than me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they paid me, I guess.

[Monet X Change]

You are better than me because they didn't pay me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, that was your task. The sneeze loud.

[Monet X Change]

No, I do not have a lady like, sneeze.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you don't have.

[Monet X Change]

You've never been able to sneeze. Cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't count any ladylike things. You have.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, let me tell you right now, and I know y' all think I'm doing a bit. I genuinely. When I'm up in drags, I look like a cisgender woman. Cisgender woman. Woman. This whole mug. Some of you girls have to slap on makeup. Bianca. Some of you girls have to slap on makeup. Trixie, how far. Some of girls have to cover yourself in makeup. Mistress Isabel Brooks. Because I. That is a decision of a woman. I'm not even cutting up. This is c. That's a clown. That's. This is someone's aunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look like Shanay.

[Monet X Change]

I put in a picture of myself out of drag and I put it in the chat. GPT. What sl look like? It said Leslie Jones. I like a sis gender woman. You would never get those results.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I have a question.

[Monet X Change]

You would never get those results.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a question. People. Have you seen. People are saying that Z is being too mean to Leslie. Do you. Do you agree in her interview?

[Monet X Change]

I haven't watched it yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. People saying that Z Was.

[Monet X Change]

This is crooked. I keep. It's all crooked. I have to, like, fix it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a podcast. What part of that do you not understand? So the bulbs that they implanted, were they colored?

[Monet X Change]

No, I dyed them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You dyed it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I can dye my hair. This is your. I can dye it, cut it for how many months? Six months now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six months?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it might be the fastest I've ever seen.

[Monet X Change]

I heal quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. What can I say?

[Monet X Change]

We'll just heal quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're working on Wolverine, huh? You know, I was wondering when you were banging over that thing, like, what the is he looking for over there?

[Monet X Change]

What am I looking for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those earrings.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the earrings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Because.

[Monet X Change]

Because this is my real head. Yeah. This is my real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How was your weekend?

[Monet X Change]

I had a lovely weekend. I went to. Can I just say Greenville, South Carolina, is cute. It's kind of cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would you think otherwise? Did y' all do.

[Jacob]

We're here there?

[Monet X Change]

Technically, yes. So I think the sister town of Greenville is Spartanburg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Which is like 25 minutes away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, a lot of people from Greenville and Spartanburg kind of travel back and forth. It's kind of like Brooklyn Manhattan, Low key.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's far from being Brooklyn Manhattan, honey.

[Monet X Change]

As far geographically? Yes. Yes.

[Nate]

Quite far.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not something about Greenville and. And Spartanburg are like Brooklyn Manhattan. Are you kidding me? Don't you ever disrespect my city like that. My set. Bitch. The fuck.

[Monet X Change]

Who your most famous New Yorkers? Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump. Who else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

The most famous New Yorker? Donald Trump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zoran Mamdani.

[Monet X Change]

Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the most famous New Yorker of all time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of all time.

[Monet X Change]

Alive. Alive. Actually, I'm going to go with of all time. I think Donald Trump might be the most famous New Yorker of all time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all have. Yeah. Jimmy Carter, he was awful.

[Monet X Change]

Jimmy Carter was not an awful president. Jimmy Carter was a peacemaker. He was the one who bought. He essentially. Well, at one point in time, he's the closest we've ever had to bringing peace to the Middle East. Jimmy Carter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but he has some very problematic things as president. He did not look it up. No, say them up. I don't know them, but I've seen them.

[Monet X Change]

Jimmy Carter is one of the least problematic. He wasn't incredibly effective. He didn't do it. But Jimmy Carter is one of the least problematic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Herbert Hoover was the least problematic. President

[Monet X Change]

Herbert Hoover threw us into the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Great Depression to help us heal.

[Monet X Change]

No, As a country, Herbert Hoover is literally one of the worst presidents of all time. Do you know they have town called Hoovervilles because of how broke people were under Herbert Hoover?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Herbert Hoover was pretty terrible.

[Monet X Change]

He was horrendous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were we talking about Kill Bill recently?

[Monet X Change]

Last episode.

[Shannon Maldonado]

But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and my skin is Fortnite. That was the first skin I had. I had a Kill Bill skin.

[Monet X Change]

Beatrix Kiddo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's her name. I always say her name is Bellatrix Lestrange, but it's Beatrix Kiddo.

[Monet X Change]

Beatrix Kiddo. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to go see the. They did like a movie thing at the AMC where you watch both scene movies back to back. Because I never think I've seen both of them from back to front. It's a great. What a great. You watch them in reverse, like from top to bottom. Like the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

You watch. Why do we say top to bottom?

[Nate]

Shouldn't you.

[Monet X Change]

When you look at someone, like I feel like I'm looking at something, I look at it like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Bob, as you were saying, outfit.

[Monet X Change]

No, an outfit. Like if I'm looking at a building, you don't look at the Empire State Building like this. You get like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but as you're. No, but like most things you look at, you look at you talking to somebody like, oh, my God. Wow, you look great.

[Monet X Change]

I can only think of like people, like people that way. Everything else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you looking at?

[Monet X Change]

I look like a dinosaur at the Museum of Natural History. Bottom to top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what you're like, oh, wow.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. As you did it, you felt goofy. As you did it, you felt goofy. You go, my God, look at this big ass dinosaur. Big stuff. You do this stuff. Your height, you do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's fair. Because you, because you make eye contact first.

[Monet X Change]

But inside out. Notice it's outside in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to do it from the inside out. That makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

She's beautiful. From the inside out, that works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because you're talking about. But that's a different thing.

[Monet X Change]

She was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From top to bottom, that works.

[Monet X Change]

But this building is immaculate from top to bottom. As if you built it from the top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. But it's not about it. It's about like the top. Like the CEOs, like kind of inside out. Like this. Beautiful from the top to the bottom.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I guess in theory, like the building of a company, you would actually start from the top and then move to the bottom. Yeah, because you couldn't start with the. With the people who are getting hired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that Would be really.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta start with hiring people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If, as Mikey Meeks just won with Drew Barrymore, do we think that we should retire Drew Barrymore? I feel like when people win with characters we shouldn't do, they should be retired. Like, we don't need any more. Liza Minnelli's Drew Barrymore's Carol Cheney.

[Monet X Change]

That I did Carol. Because. Because Pandora didn't win. So I could do it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Once someone wins, I think that character gets dead.

[Monet X Change]

But now no one can do the robot. Nah, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the AI Robot. Would you do AI?

[Monet X Change]

I think that robot was AI, but I don't think people were using the term AI back then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

We're not as much as. I mean, yes, there's a whole movie called AI, but the term wasn't as prevalent as it is now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cg. Go Gina. She would have went, watch this video

[Monet X Change]

about AI and how it's gonna, like, eat us all up or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, there's several movies about it.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently, the best outcome is that AI will keep us like pets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope mine can fuck me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope my eye can fuck me.

[Monet X Change]

Like, is it gonna. You gonna fuck a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course I'll fuck a robot. Why not? I thought it was gonna come.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want it to be humanoid, or do you want to be cyborg?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Humanoid robot. She like that. Like that movie. I just went in theaters.

[Monet X Change]

Bicentennial man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not by Centennial man. It's like the robot Terminator. No, wait, hold on. It's. It's a newer movie. And, like, the robot, the guy that fuck. What was this movie?

[Monet X Change]

You're not giving me any gift, Machina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a recent movie Companion and give us anything. I can't even tell you. The stars of the movie.

[Jacob]

Jack Quaid. Lucas Gage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucas gage. Yes.

[Free]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Companion, 2025.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, they're like humans. They look like regular humans.

[Monet X Change]

I would be more comfortable with a robot that. I would be more comfortable fucking a robot that looks like a robot than a robot that looks like a human.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

Because it will not feel like a human.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean it won't feel like a human?

[Monet X Change]

It's gonna feel like. It's not gonna feel like a human. Like, you grab my hand, you feel squishy warmth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They can make this texture.

[Monet X Change]

But what about. Where is the metal gonna be in that? Feels like a bone. This doesn't feel like. This doesn't feel like metal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they'll be able to make synthetic bones that feel like bone. Girl, we're talking about in like 20 years from now. Mixed synthetic bones.

[Monet X Change]

Now, I don't want a robo because he's gonna move weird, he's gonna blink, he's gonna do something. I want you to. I will fuck you if you look like a robot, but not if you look like a human. Because I don't think we're. I don't think we are even a hundred years within getting beyond the uncanny valley of a humanoid robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You already sending out a fucking SLS signal. We haven't even experienced a thing yet.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not fucking overhuman. I will fuck a robot. People fuck robots all the time. There's fuck machines.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Angeria Paris Van Michaels stays at home with her fuck machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She what?

[Monet X Change]

Angeria does not hook up anymore and she just stays at home with her fuck machine. And it beats the. Beats the pussy up. She has like a. Yeah, her fuck

[Bob the Drag Queen]

machine fucks her like in the butt or she's fucking like a pucket pussy.

[Monet X Change]

I think it rails her and she's been pretty open about it.

[Jacob]

Here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta hear this. It feel like a relationship, anything. So I'm like, hey. But I also don't just be wanting to hook up all this arm cuff. It's just starting to get a little. Like for me sometimes I don't feel like leaving my house and stuff. So I just be at home with my machine.

[Jacob]

That's a different story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, with my machine on my sewing machine.

[Monet X Change]

I have one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do have the sewing machine, but I also have the other kind of machine. I got it for my birthday last year. I got it for myself for my birthday. Are you talking about the machine? Are you talking about the butt?

[Monet X Change]

Are you talking about the kind of. She answered every question you had. Meatball doing the world's journalism. Your arch nemesis doing real journalism.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A machine. Would you. Would you get a machine?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't. I don't bought them like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. But the other one, they have one. The one you can them.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I feel like I've used like a flashlight before and I just feel like my hand is really doing. I genuinely just like my hand is doing a great job. I genuinely feel like me and my hand cleanup is so easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your hand. Nobody. Nobody.

[Monet X Change]

You ever clean out a flashlight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never used a flashlight before, so.

[Monet X Change]

Any of you ever use a flashlight? You ever cleaned it out? It's exhaust. You have to take the. Unscrew it, pull the whole thing out, turn it. You either turn it inside out, wash it, let it Dry and then shoving it back inside of the. The holder is a whole thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm not into it.

[Monet X Change]

I did have one that was, like, open on both sides, so it was easier to pull it. It was easier. This one is much easier because it's just. It's like this big, so you through it, basically. And then it's easier to. To take out and clean than the big, giant, long one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I've never warmed up my. I've never actually turned on the light part. I've never seen one with an actual, like, light.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I've seen the ones. The guys use it when it's like, you put it on here and it does it.

[Monet X Change]

I ain't sticking my dick in that. When I see the girls put their hair on those things and they come. I ain't putting my hair. I ain't doing. Whenever I see them girls put their hair. You ever seen this? They put their hair in the machine. You're. Girl, when that machine malfunctions, you're gonna be looking. You're gonna be headed to work with a machine hanging off your hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you will not.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm have to head to work with a machine on my dick. What about when it malfunctions?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not gonna happen, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. Somebody has to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then malfunction. Just stop working. It's not gonna. Just and, like. And fuck your dick off of your body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. And maybe not yet, but you don't be the first one. It happens to this thing just going up and down now. Also, I need a little. I need a little motion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a motion.

[Monet X Change]

It's crazy when people mime masturbation and they make their dicks way bigger than other dick is in real life. I hate that shit. Because when someone's like, your dick's up here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's for stage girl.

[Monet X Change]

No, people do it, like, in person. Like, so the other day I was like, jerking off. And I'm like, let me grab my measuring tape because you're telling me your dick is four feet in the air.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're telling a story.

[Monet X Change]

I think you're trying to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The queen of the. When people do this, I don't think they're trying to convince you that their dick is up here and it's this big. I think they just tell. Because to do this. Yeah. The other day I was jerking off. Feels more vulgar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jerking off like this feels like you are really trying to. You don't need all that

[Monet X Change]

crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Nate]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

it how you really. I can't remember the commute. I think it was either Adele or some More who was like, I'm tired of seeing rappers with these bad bitches. Put your. Put your real wife in the music video. I want to see Irma and I want to see you jerk off how you really jerk off. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

People do a lot on the head. That's wild to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, if you're uncut, it's very insensitive. If you're not uncut, it's not sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

If you're cut, it is more sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, if you're uncut, the head is more sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

Head of my dick's not that sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

The head of my dick's not that sensitive. I'm cut, right?

[Free]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you're cut.

[Monet X Change]

You're saying if you're cut, it's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're less sensitive? Yes, yes. If you're uncut, it's more sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

So what about the half cut girls?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I kind of teetered a line between

[Monet X Change]

both worlds, we say half cut. You've never really. I've never seen your penis. But, like. What are you talking? Like the left side. What do you mean have. There's no. Did the doctor. Stop. What are you talking about? You've never really explained this. Well,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to explain it today.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, every other graphic detail you've ever told when you're fisting someone and a man's shits on your chest, you'll say it on stage, but you won't talk about how your penis may or may not be. So you're halfway circum. So was there a circumcision? Yeah, but it didn't take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

No, you had five skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't circumcision. I had like a three skin, not four.

[Monet X Change]

So you were never circumcised? You just don't have a big foreskin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't have a big foreskin.

[Monet X Change]

That makes. That clears it up. Thank you. Because saying you were half circumcised is. That's like the doctor's alarm went off and said, oh, I got another circumcision. I got another. The moyo had another circumcision to go to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you for clearing that up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know what needed clearing up.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I have circumcised and seeing ways that a procedure took place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it. There's no procedure.

[Monet X Change]

People get adult circumcisions. Bananas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think some guys need to do it. I put it with some guys and they need to get an adult circumcision because that should be funky.

[Jacob]

You have a few more minutes to complete your task.

[Monet X Change]

As a reminder, I did mine. Okay, but you didn't do yours, though. You failed at yours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had enough.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what it was, but I know you failed at it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a shadow of a doubt. Honey. I feel very confident in that. So we can wrap it up then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We already did it. Are you a fan of Jasmine Garden?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. Is she a singer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's an influencer. We know Jasmine Garden. She had that thing, 20 something. Jasmine Garden influencer or Jasmine Garden Tiktoker. Jasmine Garden, very smart black lady.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Jasmine. Yeah. From Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I like Jasmine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's had her wedding over the weekend. It was. I'm obsessed, first of all, I'm obsessed with her intellect and how she lives.

[Monet X Change]

I love her. She's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How she takes these people down, it's so inspiring. And her Wedding was so beautiful. And, like, I was her wedding party. Had, like, all these different women. Right. They were like, obviously, she's. I think she's. She classified herself as a witch.

[Monet X Change]

She's witchy for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she. I think she's a witch. She does spells and stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, like, it was just. She had this, like, fierce. I don't know. I just saw this weekend on. On my thing, and she had just this fierce, beautiful garden. She had this, like, green, white, like, gown with, like, all these, like, roses and petals, and it's like, it looked like a. Like a very, like, witchy, like, like, not traditional wedding. And if I was ever doing. I'll do something that was non traditional for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Like, would you go full Harry Potter invite?

[Nate]

J.K. rowling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope. I mean, she. She's going to. I want her to be the. What you call it? The officiate.

[Monet X Change]

The Sorting Hat can officiate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. I can't with you.

[Monet X Change]

What would you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would they do?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you talking about your wedding, what would you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

But something A non traditional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something non traditional.

[Monet X Change]

All I know is that I would like a wedding cake to be made out of fancy cakes. Lil Debbie. Fancy cakes. I know that. I want fancy cakes arranged in a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

way with the chocolate ones.

[Monet X Change]

No, fancy cakes are. They're like white cakes with a brown thing on it. But they're not yellow. They're not like zebras. Zebra's a yellow cake. This is a white cake with white icing. With white, like, icing on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, those.

[Monet X Change]

It's my favorite Little Debbie snack. Is that pink?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The box was pink, I think.

[Monet X Change]

But the cake is white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then I want that covered in fondant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's wild.

[Monet X Change]

I really want that to be my wedding cake. I've thought about this for a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's wild.

[Monet X Change]

What was my task?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I couldn't tell you. What was it? What was it? Did you do it?

[Jacob]

He did.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I did it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it?

[Monet X Change]

I had to do a reveal. And you were supposed to, let me guess, not react to my reveal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What was mine?

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't that. No, I have no clue. What was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I should just say 10 SZA songs and I did it, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

What songs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Broken Clocks. I said garden. I said 20 something. I said Far. I said Kill Bill.

[Jacob]

You said Drew Barrymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Drew Barrymore.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna tell you right now, if you pointed a gun at my Head and said, you have to name 10 SZA songs. I would say, can I please call my family and say goodbye? I would not be able to do it. All right, Jacob, here's an idea. You name an artist, and Monet and I go song for song until we cannot name. Until the other person cannot name another song from that artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm into it.

[Jacob]

Okay. And do you want me to go, like, a hot one or more obscure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Too hot obscure.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J, gonna go with some acdc. I don't feel no fucking. I can.

[Nate]

Acdc.

[Jacob]

I'm starting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know one song.

[Monet X Change]

You think ACDC is obscure for me? Yeah, to you, bitch.

[Jacob]

I think I have a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's.

[Jacob]

I think has a lot of good ones, but who will still be a hard one.

[Monet X Change]

Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, wait. Who do you think is gonna win?

[Monet X Change]

Me. Okay, easy. Because music is my life. Patti LaBelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey. Music equals life.

[Monet X Change]

Honey singer. I have lyrics. You don't have any lyrics on your body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. Unapologetically. Honey, listen. Soak it up.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Patti LaBelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God, that's not fair. Bob Grub. Listen to Patti LaBelle.

[Monet X Change]

This is every Sunday. Bob. I'm sorry. Is Patty too niche for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but that's not fair. Like, you're going into, like.

[Monet X Change]

It's the sneaky little boyfriend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. Bob literally goes off. Bob literally has her lyrics tattooed on his chest.

[Monet X Change]

That's Franklin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, sorry.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, not all old black women

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are the same people, but they are similar. We cannot do patterns.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, I think about you. No, that's not fair.

[Jacob]

Okay, let's do Lady Gaga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who? I think that's fair.

[Monet X Change]

You're still going down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe paparazzi born this way. Alejandro.

[Monet X Change]

Teeth cooked. We need a time limit on this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We need a time limit on Abracadabra.

[Monet X Change]

Poker face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zombie boy.

[Monet X Change]

Let's do. I want to go deep back into the anals of Ladi Gaga. Christmas tree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bad romance.

[Monet X Change]

Let's do,

[Jacob]

Like. I feel like she's too popular and this is just gonna go on.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we need someone. Okay,

[Jacob]

that's not fair. For Bob.

[Monet X Change]

That's not fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I grew up listening to.

[Jacob]

Let's do Ariana Grande.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm cooked. Let's go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm okay.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Dangerous woman positions. Bang bang. Focus. We can't be friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Side to side.

[Monet X Change]

Popular.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not fair.

[Jacob]

Keep going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, pov. Good news, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

That's not even the name of the song. I was saying good news. I have A song I'm about to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so full of it.

[Monet X Change]

I was saying good news to me. I'm about to say the name of a song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so full of it.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus Christ, guys. That being said, What's the moment she's like. Where she's like, I'll help you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one wants to look good.

[Monet X Change]

The part when I say I don't want to anymore. This is Break Free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one mourns the Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know anymore. I can't name another.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

34. 35. 3435 remix. Shut up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't like that. I don't miss girl. I'm not.

[Jacob]

There are two iconic ones from Drag Race that you didn't bring up.

[Monet X Change]

Which ones?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which ones?

[Jacob]

Okay, well, first there's Greedy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, greedy. Valentina. Greedy.

[Monet X Change]

Didn't you listen to that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Jacob]

She did. Monet did Lip sync to Inti, which you also did not say.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so into. I think I like Arana more than

[Nate]

I think I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ariana's great. Her Positions album is such a great album, and what I find so impressive is that she produces her own vocals and she's stacking and padding herself. I think that's. I find it to be very impressive. She also been in the studio for so long, so I get it.

[Monet X Change]

But you look a kid star. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

She on Broadway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Frankie was on Broadway.

[Jacob]

No, she was on Broadway in 13. The musical.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Nate]

As a child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

13.

[Jacob]

13. It's about a bar mitzvah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

So do you want to apologize to me? No, I'm just asking. A view. Opportunity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. The answer is no again.

[Monet X Change]

Do you really think I'm the first one to say that on this podcast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

You said that first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I got that from you. No, that was the you thing.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's you. You're an innovator. You're an innovator. You're a tastemaker. You're not. You're an icon. You're. You're. You're a fashion icon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not trying to be funny. I will invest in you. Mike Sands for us.

[Monet X Change]

Can you invest in something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got paid to do this every week, don't I? Yes. You go ass.

[Monet X Change]

You can't say that in front of Nate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sure will.

[Monet X Change]

Nate didn't grow up in a house where they said the N word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a band, Nate.

[Monet X Change]

Did you not. Nate grew up in a. They weren't Even. They weren't even allowed to say shut up in his house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And breathe.

[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts.

[Monet X Change]

You ever responded. They can say shut up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Or stupid. You know, I learned this a lot in a lot of Spanish speaking households. Like, stupid is a very offensive word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I think estupito is like a very harsh word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Estupido. The accent's on stu. Stupido. Not estupito, you gringo.

[Monet X Change]

Estupido is actually working.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it is estupido. Call someone we call a Spanish speaker. Oh, Assad.

[Monet X Change]

He doesn't speak Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he called me.

[Monet X Change]

Assad does not speak Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He called me.

[Monet X Change]

He speaks Arabic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me call Selena Cities. She don't really speak Spanish like that.

[Jacob]

Doesn't gador speak Spanish?

[Monet X Change]

They call Bianca.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She don't speak either, but she sure does est. You know, we should go to Bianca. Just, just. Just to see what she's.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I don't know

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what. I have two numbers for Bianca. Well, let's try the first one. Damn, that's brutal. Yeah, I'm gonna say Roy. Hey, Roy. I just have an answer. Well, I. I don't know. I called the first number. I'm gonna try the other one.

[Monet X Change]

She don't like you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has an LA number and a New York number.

[Monet X Change]

Don't play the whole thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know what it's saying. Okay, let me try the other one.

[Monet X Change]

God damn. Bianca speaks Spanish. Whoever had my phone number for me spoke Spanish. I used to have people call me and just straight up, just go right into Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello? Hello, Roy, this is Monet Xchange. You're on the podcast. How are you? Roy is gross.

[Jacob]

I'm good. How are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good. We have a question. How do you say sure? How do you say stupid in Spanish? Well, I always say estudio, which is what we've always said. Thank you. Because Bob's talking about some estupito.

[Monet X Change]

I did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, tell her to get out of here.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what I said. I said estupiro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. She sounds like that because she got a lazy tongue. She'll fill you in.

[Monet X Change]

No, honey, I have an apartment in Detroit, sweetie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rv, we love you. Talk to you soon. Bye. So Bianca was telling me a story about this.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever heard people, they use the term house in Vermont or the house in Virginia?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

So they were talking about someone who had serious sort ish, like I. Or converted. She's like, I have. She's like, well, she has the house in Virginia. And the look at girl and said, no, I have an apartment in Detroit, sweetie. Which is. Which is crazy. No, I have an apartment in Detroit, sweetie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is hilarious. This is youngest friend.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Some girl from back in New Orleans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is so funny.

[Monet X Change]

That is like something. That's like genius level writing. That is the writer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would win you AN Emmy, honestly, 100%.

[Monet X Change]

We have an apartment in Detroit, sweetie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Nate]

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[Monet X Change]

Honey.

[Nate]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so I have a question for you. Let's say we live in a world.

[Monet X Change]

We've clarified that Bianca don't speak Spanish. So that was a crazy choice to make.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she still. People in her family speak Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes. Her mother speaks Spanish.

[Jacob]

You don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, Monea is just Trying to get

[Jacob]

us on the topic.

[Monet X Change]

Her mother has an accent, but she doesn't speak Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a question for you. Let's say in this world where humanoid robots becoming a thing or a cyborg or whatever they look like, like, would you have one in your home when they become like you have one in your home doing like menial tasks like folding clothes, doing laundry, washing dishes?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I have a hard time. Okay. I was watching this thing about robots and it was saying that the truth is robots are actually more effective and they can maneuver your home better when they look like robots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Not like humans.

[Monet X Change]

Having a Roomba or a humanoid robot that sweeps the Roomba is going to sweep better than the humanoid robot who is like doing this thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? So I would have robots in my home doing like, for example, I mean, can, like where does it stop being a machine and when does it start being a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think robots are machines, but not.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but, but not all machines are robots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Monet X Change]

Like, is your PlayStation a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a machine.

[Monet X Change]

So when does a machine become a robot? I genuinely don't know.

[Jacob]

It's about their ability to process data and like do things. It is about the brain of it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, no, because some robots don't have any brains. Like some robots are just moving around and doing stuff and they're just programmed. They can't think at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there's still a, there's still a motherboard that is the brain, brain of the thing. Like the thing that's teaching the thing that's allowed.

[Monet X Change]

What makes a robot a robot is its ability to think. It's this ability to do, its ability

[Jacob]

to operate without human supervision.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, that's what they, that's the definition of robot. Read the definition of robot. Because like, like if, if I control a robot, it's still a robot. If I'm controlling all the gears, it is a robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's, I think it's ability to do the task is what makes it a robot. Okay, let's read the definition. This is from Oxford. Oxford. A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions on automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

[Monet X Change]

So for example, so would you say ChatGPT is a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's doing a task. But it's through your computer though. So like your computer, it said.

[Monet X Change]

Especially by your computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So yeah. So ChatGPT is a, is a, is a robot.

[Monet X Change]

So is the computer a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I think both are. Because the computer, the computer's doing tasks that Your keyboard is doing.

[Jacob]

I think robot does. It needs to have some kind of physical form. ChatGPT is a computer program.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a robot but the computer. So the computer is a robot. Chat GPT is what? Just a program. A program.

[Monet X Change]

It's a washing machine. A robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Is washing your clothes.

[Monet X Change]

But. But the automatically part wasn't in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you. But you can't do it. I do my thing automatically so I just load the things in there.

[Monet X Change]

A washing machine is a Robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

A PlayStation is a robot.

[Jacob]

I don't think they are. I think a robot needs to be flexible and adaptable. I think one of the big things is robots have some level of autonomy and adaptability.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Autonomy.

[Monet X Change]

Go back to the difference again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where are you getting that from?

[Monet X Change]

A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My washing machine can do. I just put the clothes in there.

[Monet X Change]

It's going through several cycles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It's doing it on its own. I'm not doing it.

[Monet X Change]

A robot is a machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Especially when this is Wikipedia by the way.

[Monet X Change]

Via a computer capable of automatically carrying out a complex series of actions. A robot can be guided by an external or. Or internal control device. Robots may be humanoid, but most are task performing machines prioritizing functionality over aesthetics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a washing machine is a robot. What do you think?

[Monet X Change]

I think yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By this definition a washing machine is a robot.

[Monet X Change]

So is a TV a robot? See, I don't know where the. I don't know where the line is. Is a TV a robot? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Is this microphone a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not completing a task. We're using it as a v. As a vessel to get the task. But it's not. There's nothing. There's nothing automatically happening here. There's no programming in the microphone.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. I don't know. We're gonna get sure is in the chat right now. Actually a lot of people know this but you know what I mean. Is a car a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob says no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What about like a car that drives itself? A Waymo. A Waymo is a robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Waymo is driving itself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of cars can drive themselves. I can put my car in cruise control. I will say this. I can put my car in cruise control and if it comes up against another car it'll stop itself. So that is a series of automatic tasks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very complex tasks. Keep you alive.

[Monet X Change]

So I would say my Car, even though it cannot drive itself, it is a robot. And if I try to change lanes without blinking, it tries to put me back. I hate when my car does that. I know where the fuck I'm going to. I hate when my car tries to put me back in the motherfucking lane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or it's going back to when you were at Ruby Tuesday. Thought you took a shot or two before you go to work.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe I did. I didn't say what I do. I take one shot of Jim Beam before I go to work from episode ago. Sorry, y'.

[Nate]

All.

[Monet X Change]

And then I'd be like, okay, I'm good. Next time I take two shots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, next time I'm going to work.

[Monet X Change]

Next time I'm going to work. Okay. I can function well on two shots. Big shots, doubles. I'm good. Next time I take three shots. That was the limit. Three shots where someone was at work, said, are you drunk?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you like, so are you just. Just 1, 2, 3, bang, bang, bang. Why not just put only one to just drink it? I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I was 18, mon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you want from me?

[Monet X Change]

I might have been 18 or 21, somewhere around that age. And then I. And then I found out three shots is the amount before someone is like, are you drunk?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then you went back down to two.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how long did you do this?

[Monet X Change]

All the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whenever I worked, I was saying, like. Like this. A year? Two years. You got sober? 20.

[Monet X Change]

22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you did it from 18 to 22?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I didn't have that job forever. So, like. Like, if I. Like, I worked in the morning sometime when I did theater, I worked in the morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna go to. I'm not gonna wake up in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

That's a. You have a problem, then. I don't have a problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So a plane is a robot. Planes mostly by themselves. Like, mostly.

[Monet X Change]

So a plane is a robot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean. I mean, but is it. I guess Jacob. Jacob doesn't think so.

[Monet X Change]

I would rather have robots in my home that don't look humanoid because I want them to be able to function, like, quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, not just not be struggle busting it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like a nice Roomba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Although I don't really believe in the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roomba, because if you get a humanoid robot, then it's just. It's gonna have to use your vacuum robot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the robot's using a robot, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not only. They make a feature where maybe its feet turns into a vacuum and it just walks around your house and it's sucking it Up.

[Monet X Change]

I think it makes more sense if the vacuum itself can just move around. Like, why do you need to look like. I don't need my robot to look like a human.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's a. Because there are some things that human that. There are some tasks that your robot can't do because it's a human looking. Like, what if it was loading the dishwasher?

[Monet X Change]

They can just make a machine that will unload the dishwasher. If the dishwasher's arms, that would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then that's taking up space in your home. A big old fucking octopus in your house.

[Monet X Change]

So is a giant person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't have to be a giant person. It could be a small person.

[Monet X Change]

How tall is this robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think this robot is just tall enough to do the things it needs to do. Reach all the cabinets. Also, this arms.

[Monet X Change]

This can't reach the cabinets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Its arms extend. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

It's a robot so that it's getting taller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only his arms are getting longer.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't the legs get longer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe the legs of the legs can't too. If it needs to get to all he can do anyway. But it's going. Satura's this. When you need to get bigger or longer arms or taller, your legs extend and your arms extend.

[Monet X Change]

I think what's best is for the dishwasher to open and then things come out of the countertop and put everything where they belong. Think the Jetsons. Like if I was in the Jetsons. Rosie. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosie.

[Monet X Change]

Rosie. Not up in my house. First of all, what is Rosie? The house is automatic. No one's. No, let's wake that up. Rosie's lazy as shit. The house is doing all of its own stuff. What is Rosie doing? Yeah, Rosie is a machine telling machines to machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what were Rosie's tasks?

[Monet X Change]

I saw her dusting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She dusted.

[Monet X Change]

But the table can dust itself. Bitch. We live in the future. What year was the Jetsons set in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, what year was the Jetson supposed to be?

[Monet X Change]

Cause I wanna know how close we are, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not. I think it was like, probably 2002. Oh, 2052.

[Monet X Change]

What year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's underneath the. Yeah, yeah. 2062.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We might be alive and we're not going to be the Jetsons. Not those little tubes.

[Monet X Change]

We actually might.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're living on high sky pillars in the tower with those little tubes that take you everywhere. I don't think so, babe.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think we'll be in the tubes, but I think we actually Might be more advanced than the Jetsons, to be honest. I really genuinely think that by that time we will be more advanced. It won't look like that, that. You know what I mean? But we will have a lot of that stuff, if not more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's in What? That's in 40. That's in 36 years. 36 years.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I plan to be alive for another 36 years, roughly, maybe, give or take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The world's gonna be so different.

[Monet X Change]

Or it won't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll be different. Girl, we're. We're different now from 10 years ago,

[Monet X Change]

but not that much different. I thought if I fainted, if I was in a coma and woke up, I would be a little confused, but I wouldn't be like, I don't even recognize this place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that.

[Monet X Change]

But if I woke up in like the Jetsons, I wouldn't recognize the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But I think if. I genuinely think that if I passed out for 36 years and woke up, I could still get up and drive home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. No way.

[Monet X Change]

I think my apartment would still be there. I don't think the roads will change that much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would in 36 years. It will.

[Monet X Change]

I think this road. This road has probably been here for 60 years. The road we drive on, they paved it, but the path is still the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably like the landscape would change a lot though, so. Which would be confusing. No, girl, there are bars. There are bars that have disappeared in the past two years. And it's changing how people like think about the layout of the land when they go out.

[Monet X Change]

When I go back home to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To New York, it is a lot

[Monet X Change]

of it is maybe New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Atlanta. Oh, Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

When I go back to Clayton County 2000, I. I moved to Kellyanna in 1999. This was 27 years ago. I can still drive around. I can. I can leave cobblestone flats apartments and get to the AMC 24 without questioning it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can do that in San Lucia too. And I left San Lucia pretty a very long time ago.

[Monet X Change]

And they have built. There's a whole new school. My whole school. I don't know if the school is gone. The building. There's a whole new school over there. My church. I don't know if my church was still there in church. I said I went to a white church when I was in high school. I know, which is crazy because it was white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would.

[Monet X Change]

Cuz it was not a black neighborhood. There was a. There was a. It was a black neighborhood. There was one white. The closest church to me was a white church. I Don't know why that church is in the neighborhood. I, I cannot figure out why that church in that neighborhood. But it was a close church to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

me because they always come to black neighborhoods to, to suck us in.

[Monet X Change]

But it was all, it was all. It was not all, actually. It was. It was a pretty mixed church. Like the, the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it all white or mixed?

[Monet X Change]

Well, the, the, the, the, the. The administration was white, the pastor was white, the singers were white, stuff like that. But there were black congregants. But it was a church run by white people. And in the. I would say the youth group was probably like 40 black, 60 white maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Vietnamese. Did you have a lot of Vietnamese?

[Monet X Change]

Not at the church.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh God, not at the church.

[Monet X Change]

But Atlanta does have a lot of Vietnamese people. Yes, but I don't remember any Vietnamese people at my church. Baron Baptist Church.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're listening to this, I don't know when this video is coming out, but I'm on tour, so you should come see me for the High Heels Bad News comedy tour.

[Monet X Change]

Or is it a robot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or is it a robot? Oh my God. I do think stand up comedy is one of the things that will be safe from AI. But anyway, before I get there comes to go to Monatia to come to get your tickets. Depending on when this video is out, I am coming to Portland, Oregon, to Seattle. I'm coming to San Diego. And I have a. I maybe have announced all my fall dates, which I'm very excited to go to some very interesting places. So I'll see you all very soon.

[Monet X Change]

I did an interview with a guy who did this. Like I even saw it, but I didn't realize it was him. His name is Chad Kolchin. He has a podcast called the Necessary Conversation with his parents who are maga. And years ago he did this AI George Carlin comedy special. He was like, AI wrote. This is years ago. He's like, AI wrote a George Carlin comedy special and recorded yet. But that's not what happened. He wrote the special, he recorded the special, and then he just used a voice modulator to make it sound like George Carlin. But everyone believed that AI wrote it because he just said it did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it good?

[Monet X Change]

It sounded, it sounded like some pretty decent George Carlin material. You ever listen to George Carlin? No, it was, it was George Carlin. I mean, it wasn't like, it wouldn't be George Carlin's best work, but he, everyone thought AI wrote it and made it, but he actually wrote it, he recorded it and he just used An AI thing to change the voice or some modulator. I don't know if you call that AI Some modulator to do George Carlin's voice over it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess. As I said, I think comedy will be safer in AI Maybe not like if all of our. Everyone's George Carlin.

[Monet X Change]

But again, this wasn't actually AI I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know what I'm saying. But I'm sure AI can do that if all of. Because it's on the Internet. If BOB material is not safe. Exactly. Music. So as I said, comedy. I was talking about. Comedy's not safe from AI Someone can probably just prompt it to make a Bob the Drag Queen set. And I'm sure with time it'll probably get better where it can, like, get your exact inflections and stuff like that.

[Monet X Change]

Comedy shows will be safe, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like live shows. Yeah, well, I think that's what I was gonna say. Live anything is the only thing that would be.

[Monet X Change]

I don't believe that. I believe live comedy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think live music as well?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

Like, for example, you go see the gorillas. They're on the screen most of the time. It's the gorillas are almost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not AI robots.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I know, but I'm saying the gorillas are on the screen and they're in the darkness on the stage. So you're not actually looking at the gorillas. You're looking at cartoons while the gorillas play down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's also their aesthetic. That's always been the gorillas scene.

[Monet X Change]

What if the gorillas just had animatronics? How would you know? How would you know? First of all, how do we actually. Can you Google it? Do the gorillas show their faces now? Cause I feel like back in the day, I saw. I might be making this up. I feel like I saw a video of the gorillas and they're in the shadows and their cartoons are above their heads.

[Shannon Maldonado]

That's done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They show their faces and.

[Monet X Change]

Can you show them at the concert? Like, gorilla's concert? Because I feel like. Wait a minute. I just want to see, like. Because I feel like they used to show Just grills concert and just look at the images. But this is fine. Yeah, so what we're looking at right now is. We are looking at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they show their faces.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, they're fully faced out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe there's one special concert they did. It was like.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe that was one. Yeah, I saw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, But I think that. I think that live music, like, example, like for Ray Right. I'm in love with the artist, Ray. I'm gonna go see her sza. Like, I'm gonna go. I wanna go see them live. I don't wanna see.

[Monet X Change]

If you go see Sia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

And a woman comes out with a giant wig on that covers her whole

[Bob the Drag Queen]

face,

[Monet X Change]

if that's not Sia and this person is lip synching to an AI version of a song Siya wrote, is that still, like, what are you experiencing there? How do we even know that Sia? I guess we just trust it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, but it's also. These are people who have built their careers like that. Like, Sia has always been this. Right. It'll be weird if Beyonce started doing that. If we went to Beyonce concert and she just has a big cowboy hat on, her whole thing. You don't see her face. That would be weird. And that's not what you go to see Beyonce for. You go to see Beyonce. Beyonce and do her thing.

[Free]

Like, if you.

[Monet X Change]

If you, like, if you're on RuPaul's Drag Race, and then RuPaul's sitting there with, like, a. A face keeny and, like, a ponytail and, like, giant glasses, was that not RuPaul?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? You know, people had the nerves to say it was Raven. I'm like, y' all crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the skin tone match.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't see any skin, so how would you know? Because the skin tone match, we didn't

[Monet X Change]

see any skin, but the skin tone does match.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People, like, using Crystal Versace. Then I'm like, I mean, she does appear a little dark, but I genuinely think she is a phenomenal drag queen. Do you think so? Krista Method, Krystal Versace.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's great. Like, I watch some of her things. Like, she does this thing on her Patreon where she has a masterclass where people can submit pictures of videos of their drag and she'll critique them. And it's such a poignant and, like, really detailed analysis of these people's drag. And I'm like. Like, you know, you could be just surface and be like, oh, yeah, you can blend a little more. And if you maybe did that, she's like. She is so meticulous.

[Monet X Change]

I think what I'm saying is I really, genuinely think that there's a lot more that goes into a fabulous drag queen than just being really good at makeup. So, like, the question is, is she a great drag queen, or is she a great, like, makeup artist and, like, hairdresser? Like, for example, if I can make Great wigs. Am I a great drag queen? If I can do makeup, am I now a great drag queen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she does all of it. She does hair. This, this is, I think, like these, like, Southern girls. She does hair. She makes her own costumes. She does her own makeup. She does her own. She's, she's also a really great performer. Just see her thing for Halloween. She was Jessica Rabbit.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen. I've, I, I, I saw. I don't. I, I'm not. This is no cr. I just remember she was, like, looking great and, like, walking around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she did a number. She did a whole number.

[Monet X Change]

What she, like, doing was. It was a high energy. Was she dancing or. She just looked really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like a ballad. Like, sultry, sexy number.

[Monet X Change]

She was, like, eating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So by those metrics, I think she's a great drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

Like, is Diego Montoya a great drag queen queen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he doesn't do drag, though.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying that's, that's my question. Like, so for me, what I would say is a great drag queen is if I, if I am entertained by what you're doing. But I guess if you find her makeup videos entertaining, then yes, by that metric, she would be a great drag queen. The truth is, I don't know enough about Crystal Method to know, I mean, Crystal versus Versace to know if she is a great drag queen. Because I don't really consume a ton of her content. But yeah, yeah, I guess that's the question. Like, if you, if you. So is it. So is the makeup where it begins? Like, if you can, if you make wigs and you make dresses but you don't do makeup, would that make you. If you're doing. If you. Or if you can do all these things, but you just do it on someone else, are you a good drag queen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're not a drag queen because you're not a drag queen. If you're not going to you, then you're not a drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

So the moment you put on yourself, you become a good drag queen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think so.

[Monet X Change]

What if you're not a great performer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know many. You and I know great drag queens who aren't great performers.

[Monet X Change]

Can you name some?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't, I can't. I can't think of them right now, but we know. So you and I have spoken about it a little more.

[Monet X Change]

We used to stand for something on this podcast. Say their names.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you and I know great drag queens who are not great performers. This goes onto My thing I say about Drag Race every season, everyone does not need to do everything to be a great drag queen.

[Nate]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Drag Race. But not to you. This is not to you, obviously, you know, but to the fans that watch the show, when one queen fumbles on one thing, like, ugh, she's awful. I'm like. Cause she can't dance.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Do you know any drag queens who are really, like, particularly bad at something, that you still find them to be great drag queens. Like someone who's a really bad dancer, really unfunny, or really yak, yak, yak, who you're like, that is a great drag queen. Because I feel like, I reckon to be a great drag queen, you have to be at least well rounded, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little bit. A little bit, yeah. I mean. But I don't know how to sew. I mean, I do know how to sew. I'm not a great seamstress. I can make the basics.

[Monet X Change]

But you can sew. I would say you are not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and I are literally the worst at hair.

[Monet X Change]

I'm better than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're better than me.

[Monet X Change]

But you're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that better is marginal.

[Monet X Change]

No, I would say that if you're. Who's like the hair queen, the hair diva, Gloria. If Gloria and Tyler are up here, and I would say you are. And this is like, as low as you can be. You are right here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm further than that bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm here and I. I am here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. I'm here. And I would say Trixie's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Trixie's better than Trixie works.

[Monet X Change]

Look at me. Trixie's like, here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

Plastique. Tiara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plastique is up there with Gloria.

[Jacob]

Naomi Smalls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi's pretty good with hair, actually.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

What's going to do?

[Shannon Maldonado]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she's a hairdresser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi's good with hair.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talked about this before. It's just the one thing. And I've tried Cracker. I heard lessons with Cracker.

[Monet X Change]

Cracker's up there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cracker is. Cracker is great with hair. I have a few questions for Domino and my hand just can't.

[Jacob]

Sorry. For our audio listeners, can you do one to ten?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. So if Tyler and Gloria are ten,

[Monet X Change]

then I would say Trixie's like a 9.5. I would say Plastique is like a 9.8. I would say that Monet is like a zero point. Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zero is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Let me finish. 0.002. And I'm like two, two and a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

half tier two, two and a half. For sure.

[Monet X Change]

Just because Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob thinks he's the next perfidia. Cause he can pull his hair back and slap a fucking donut on it and get called out of hairstyle.

[Monet X Change]

But the fact is I can do everything you can do. But I can do more than that. I can also style a wig. I can style a wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wig.

[Monet X Change]

I have never in my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What wig have I seen you style? Please show us and put the picture here. What is this wig? We haven't seen you.

[Monet X Change]

I can't wait to show you. This is going to be so exciting. This is so exciting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, have you ever seen Bob style wig?

[Jacob]

I mean, when he first met. He was doing his own lace front. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. That's not styling it. That's not styling away.

[Monet X Change]

It's even crazier. Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not styling here. Like he needs styling.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

We had a. We did a YouTube video promo for when RuPaul had the party City wig collection. They paid us to do a promo for it. And he had to style his own wig for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Jake will pull that one up. I'm pulling up my other one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't wait to see what else. And no one helps you with this wig. This Party City wig.

[Jacob]

I know. Free did.

[Monet X Change]

No. Free help.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. So. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So that's all Free Satin looked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

So that's so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not even looking at that. Because Free probably helped with the whole thing. Please.

[Jacob]

And here's the final result.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all are. Bob did not do that by himself. And y' all would not gaslight me.

[Monet X Change]

To think I ate that wig up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not.

[Monet X Change]

I ate that wig up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see this league.

[Monet X Change]

Give me. Facebook has changed how they do their albums. And it's so annoying. Like, the albums are now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at Free.

[Monet X Change]

Look at Free's wide ass. Hands to 20.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at me.

[Monet X Change]

Look at me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back to the shot he just had.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob of Africa. But I'm up in there. I'm up in that wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Free's a good drag queen. Free's a good drag queen. But he's not the best performer. Free knows that.

[Monet X Change]

Why did all of you want to call out? Why would you choose my baby to call out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Free is a great.

[Monet X Change]

I did this wig.

[Jacob]

But he's a wonderful performer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what he's.

[Monet X Change]

I made that wig myself. Is going up there only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please post that.

[Jacob]

Can you put it in the media chat, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only because. Oh, by the way, this is by freeze omission. Cause he says I cannot remember words. Free cannot remember the words to his songs. That's a big part of lip syncing. But Free's a great hairstylist, great at makeup.

[Monet X Change]

I did this wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not helping your kids.

[Monet X Change]

You could never do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I could.

[Monet X Change]

In a million years. This was one flat wig when I got it. Okay, you could literally never do that. You could. Not on your best day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wanna see the wigs I've styled, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

I made this wig. That is a great wig. I look great here. You're a hater, bro. Let me go ahead and put that wig in the chat, honey. Yeah, we'll let y' all decide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'll send the ones that I've

[Monet X Change]

done and you all can comment below. All right, let's get out of here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we gotta go. Bye.

[Monet X Change]

Bye, everyone.

[Free]

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