The One About Sports

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Sports" (May 6, 2026)

Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry finds Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen—joined by Jacob Ritz—tackling sports from every hilarious and unexpected angle. As two RuPaul’s Drag Race royalty not typically associated with athletic pursuits, they bring their signature comedic banter to conversations about gym culture, sports fandom, physical competition, and fantasy casting the perfect sports teams with drag queens at the helm. The dialogue seamlessly shifts from genuine athletic topics to Drag Race references, queer sexual openness, and playful sibling-like challenges.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Sports & Physical Challenges in Queer Culture

• Opening banter immediately sets the tone: they tease about their sex tapes (01:01), but pivot to discussing sports (01:24).
• Discussion of gym workouts and gym culture, particularly Orange Theory & Barry’s Bootcamp, and the differences in workout intensity (05:58).
• The duo launches a contest to determine who has stronger arms by live-benching 50 lbs while podcasting, underscoring how queer excellence can thrive in all spaces—including the gym (54:03).
• Bob's pride in his physical strength is palpable:

  "Every time I beat you in a physical fitness challenge, you can't just give it to me." – Bob the Drag Queen (57:14)

• Monét shares her brief sporting background in junior play development football as a running back and quarterback, but Bob remains skeptical (52:02–52:25).

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2. Sexual Openness & Relationships to Sports

• Detailed, candid conversation about boundaries around filming sex acts and how boundaries get misread—anchored by a funny incident involving Bob filming a hookup without explicit permission (11:01–13:14).
• The sparkling repartee threads through their sexual histories and the blurred lines between performance and privacy:

  "You can't touch someone's teeth without permission. Monet tried to grab my teeth..." – Bob (01:37) "If I come to your house, like your dick, I am putting a pillow on the ground." – Bob (08:26)

• The ongoing gag about the "Sibling Suckery" competition evolves into a real casting call for penis models, complete with comedic criteria requirements (68:03–70:47).

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3. Heightism, Fandom, and Team Loyalty

• Hilarious dissection of sports fandom and the logic (or illogic) behind rooting for teams whose cities, players, and coaches are always changing (22:20–23:34).
• Monét admits she values team loyalty ("I root for my city"), but Bob probes deeper, questioning the rationale.
• Worth noting is their running gag about “heightism”—teasing whether Monét thinks short men are sexy and if she can even discern their heights (18:19–20:55).

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4. Basketball, Football, and Team Name Quizzes

• They challenge each other—naming NFL and NBA teams and their cities, with tongue-in-cheek competitiveness and plenty of botched answers (32:13–43:12).
• Bob sometimes nails it, sometimes bombs (e.g., confusing Portland and San Antonio for the Spurs), but both display a passable knowledge of pro sports teams.
• The quiz brings in Drag Race culture: Jacob suggests drafting an NFL team using only drag queens (49:03).

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5. Space Jam Obsession & Monstar Thirst

• A highlight is their elaborate fantasy about cosplaying as the Looney Tunes "Monstars" from Space Jam for Halloween, passionately debating which Monstar each would be based on body type and personality (41:23–46:54):

  "Oh, the Monstars could get it! Especially the big booty one." – Bob (41:50)

• They break down the Monstars' real-life basketball player inspirations and argue over the accuracy of their guesses (43:40–44:54).

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6. Drag Queen Websites, Branding, and Image

• Brief interlude where Bob and Monét review each other's websites, trading light shade and compliments about site layouts, images, and branding strategies (27:16–31:31).

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7. Parenting, Band Trauma, and Regrets

• Both discuss how they’d parent kids interested in sports or the arts, reflecting on lessons from their childhoods and the importance of not letting kids quit too soon (62:13–64:09).
• Monét expresses regret about quitting piano, underscoring the lingering impact of childhood choices.

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8. Skincare & Cultural Differences

• Discussion about skincare routines and cultural differences around body lotion, poking fun at stereotypes and each other's habits (59:00–61:14).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

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• "You can't touch someone's teeth without permission." – Bob (01:37)
• "First of all, I went to speech therapy for my wife. So for you to bring it up is crazy." – Bob (04:15)
• "If I come to your house, like your dick, I am putting a pillow on the ground." – Bob (08:26)
• "Do you want it to only be about the sucking? I'm gonna win regardless. Monet." – Bob (10:16)
• “Oh my God. Should we do this for Halloween?” – Monet (43:18)
• "You're trying to act like you don't recognize heights because we caught you in the middle of a heightist. Heightism." – Bob (19:30)
• "If my kid wants to quit football, I will just pull them out." – Bob (63:41)
• "Learning an instrument as an adult is not the same as a kid. You learn it way faster and way better when you’re a child." – Monet (64:23)
• Quick-witted burns, e.g.:

  "That's called blinking. You don't wink both eyes. You blink." – Bob (33:01)

• "If it's a perfect dick... we'll talk about it." – Monet (70:10)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

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• Introductions and Outrageous Sex Tape Teasing: 01:01–01:37
• Monét vs Bob: Mumblegate & Speech Therapy: 04:05–04:21
• Hot Wing Challenge reminiscing: 04:41–05:17
• Gym Talk: Orange Theory, Barry’s, and Being Sweaty: 05:58–06:49
• Sports Team Loyalty Dissection: 22:20–23:34
• California Basketball Teams and Golden State Warriors Mystery: 24:09–25:46
• Sports Team Name Quizzes: 32:08–37:37 (Football), 36:01–39:10 (Basketball)
• Space Jam Monstar Thirst and Halloween Plans: 41:23–46:54
• Sibling Suckery: Casting the Perfect Penis Contest: 68:03–70:47
• Arm Strength Showdown & Live Competition: 54:03–57:06
• Childhood Regrets, Parenting, and Learning the Arts vs Sports: 62:13–64:09

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains Sibling Rivalry's signature irreverence, blending raunchy, unfiltered humor with moments of genuine insight and camaraderie. Bob’s dry, quick-witted sarcasm pairs perfectly with Monét’s charismatic banter and openness, while Jacob acts as comedic referee and Drag Race fact-checker. There’s a seamless intersection of queer identity, pop culture, and mainstream sports that makes “The One About Sports” both hilarious for insiders and accessible for curious newcomers.

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Summary Table

| Segment | Time | Topic/Highlights | |--------------------------------|-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | Sex Tape Teasing & Boundaries | 01:01–11:01 | Sibling Suckery, filming mishaps | | Hot Wing Challenge & Gym Talk | 04:41–06:49 | Spiciest wings, Orange Theory, gym sweat woes | | Speech Therapy & Mumbling | 04:05–04:21 | Childhood speech therapy, shade thrown | | Sports Fandom Dissection | 22:20–23:34 | Loyalty, moving teams, "statism" vs "cityism" | | Heightism & Attraction | 18:19–20:55 | Can Monet name a sexy short guy? | | Basketball/Football Quizzes | 32:08–43:12 | Surprise right/wrong answers, friendly rivalry | | Space Jam Monstars Segment | 41:23–46:54 | Cosplay dreams, which Monstar are you? | | Physical Strength Showdown | 54:03–57:06 | Who can lift more, live-arm curling on air | | Casting Call for Sibling Suckery | 68:03–70:47 | Criteria for models, LA-based plea, comedic bickering | | Parenting & Regret | 62:13–64:09 | Piano vs sports, making kids stick with activities |

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For listeners and non-listeners alike, this episode of Sibling Rivalry is a raucous, raunchy, and surprisingly insightful conversation that proves: even if you don’t know your Rams from your Panthers, sports—and shade—are for everyone.

Transcript

[Monet Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet Xchange]

and I'm Monet Xchange and this is sibling rival. On this week's episode, we plan out our sex tapes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about sports.

[Monet Xchange]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I feel like I'm being really clear about this. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh my God. Should we do this for Halloween?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't touch someone's teeth without permission. Monet tried to grab my teeth, first of all.

[Monet Xchange]

Just putting your teeth just out there like that is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This decoration. I hand spyly.

[Monet Xchange]

I really wanted to do. We talked about this before, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet Xchange]

We talked about this several times on the podcast. Talked about what Drent in different ways. I don't want to talk about it. I was going to say this though. I was going to say this though.

[Jacob Ritz]

Rent the Musical.

[Monet Xchange]

The two of y' all are so annoying. Wait, I had another thought. Y' all made me lose my thoughts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait one second, one second.

[Jacob Ritz]

I'm in the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles and we will be performing La Vivo Am at our I do

[Monet Xchange]

like La Vivo Am. That's a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you how much one? We're gonna see how far we can go the lyrics together. Ready? Which Two days of inspiration Days. Two days of inspiration. Playing hooky, Making something out of nothing. The need to express, to communicate, to going against the grain. Going insane, going mad.

[Monet Xchange]

You don't at I know it when I'm listening to the song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were just listening to me.

[Monet Xchange]

No, when Mark is singing it. Mark hides in his work Anthony Rapp. Anthony Rapp. From facing your dun dun dun Facing your loneliness Facing the fact you live a lie yes, you live a lie Protect your voice. I can sing. I see I have seen. I should be switching it up.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's talk about this voice thing you were talking about.

[Monet Xchange]

What voice thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The voice thing. You were. Before we. On the last podcast, you were talking about the voice. Oh, yes.

[Monet Xchange]

So I. So this is where I should speak. This is where my voice needs to live to not strain myself. When you speak down here, you're speaking on your chords, and it's like kind of like a fry. And your voice, your chords are not vibrating cleanly. But when I speak up here, this is not straining. This is where I should speak. Now, I don't have to be loud, but I can speak here. This is a nice space. That's why Ariana. That's why Ariana speaks up here a lot. Yeah, she speaks up here.

[Jacob Ritz]

She's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's kind of annoying to listen to, though, right?

[Monet Xchange]

Is it okay if I spoke like this all the time? Would that be annoying to you versus if I spoke in the hair like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Come on. You know, and you got to mumble

[Monet Xchange]

with it too, my norm. You know, I mumble. We both mumble. We both suffer from mumbling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't.

[Monet Xchange]

We. We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We. Big.

[Monet Xchange]

What you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We, we see. We. We.

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Bitch.

We.

[Monet Xchange]

We see, See, see. You do mumble. We both mumble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went, first of all, I went to speech therapy for my wife. So for you to bring it up is crazy. I literally went to speech therapy as a child.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, some people mumble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So for you to bring it up and use it against me and weaponize

[Monet Xchange]

it in this podcast, I'll weaponize that. I'll weaponize whatever I need to against you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you like. Can you like. Are you supposed to drink this over the course of eight hours? It's part of the protein water fantasy to drink it over the course of eight hours.

[Monet Xchange]

You know what clip came up from me on my social media the other day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet Xchange]

When we did the hot wing challenge and you spit that milk out everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a rough day.

[Monet Xchange]

That was rough. It was pretty hot. Well, you know when we did some trader's press stuff, we did the wing roulette thing, and they were not as hot as what we had. They did not give us the real stuff.

[Jacob Ritz]

No, no, no.

[Monet Xchange]

It was spicy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe they're like variety packs.

[Monet Xchange]

But it's with. It was with the actual hot wings soup. I thought they would Give us like the crazy one, like the volcanic one we had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was.

[Monet Xchange]

Don't get me wrong, it was spicy, but the one wee did, it was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was absolute torture.

[Monet Xchange]

Like my. Our tongues were like singed for days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was this wings place in Atlanta called Zing Wings. My brother had a job there. It was in Clayton county next to the library. It was basically like a food truck in the library parking lot. And they had some pretty spicy. I love that place. I think about Zing Wings all the time.

[Monet Xchange]

I never, I never heard of Zing Wings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like one. It was literally one food truck in the library parking lot of the Clayton County Library.

[Monet Xchange]

Ty talks about, you know, in Hollywood when he used to live here, he was saying. He said the best Cassidy is a big wing girl. He said the best wings in Los Angeles was Hot Wings Cafe. Have you been to Hot Wing Cafe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. No, it's. Yeah, it's over on Mellow Melrose. Yeah, it's across Orange Theory.

[Monet Xchange]

Is it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I see it. I love Hot Wings and I see it all the time. But I. I'm. I'm never leaving Orange Theory with like time to do anything. I've never. I'm always like leaving Orange Theory and I gotta go do something. Like probably like two hours after I gotta go home and shower. Cause I was like, if I go to the gym and lift weights, I don't get too sweaty. I can actually lift, leave the gym and go do something. When I go do Orange Theory, I am like wet. Like, my clothes are literally wet.

[Monet Xchange]

Does Orange Theory do they have bags? You can put your clothes. I hate when gyms that people sweat and they don't have bags for your clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No Orange Series. You come in, you go. They have a locker room.

[Jacob Ritz]

They have showers, they have shower.

[Monet Xchange]

So they have to have a locker room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there's like 40 people in the class. So everyone can't shower, right? There's only 40. I would say there's about 40 if you're doing. There can be.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So everyone can't shower. It's not like a. It's not like a big, big gym. It's just like a. It's like a Barry's boot camp type.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. Can you. Oh, should we do anything? You can do Barry's. We could easily get a berries to let us do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I haven't done berries in years. But I mean, I like. I like berries. When I did it, I used to with Matt Griffin.

[Monet Xchange]

Who do you think would win? I don't know, how do you win at Barry's?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe the instructor will decide.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, who has better form and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I will say, when it comes to weightlifting, I have really good. I know Barry's isn't really about a lot of weightlifting, but I have really good form with weightlifting, and I'm a very strong person.

[Jacob Ritz]

I think. I think it's an infinite berries class. Whoever drops out first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I have a crazy stamina.

[Monet Xchange]

I have. I do, too.

[Jacob Ritz]

You could do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. We both fuck someone, see who lasts the longest.

[Monet Xchange]

I still want to do the civil suckery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you don't. You don't want to back out of it. No, no, no.

[Monet Xchange]

I said I wanted to, but I said I wanted to be on film. You said, morning, I'm not feeling myself sucking a dick. I was like, it's only gonna be on our Patreon. Who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what are you showing in this?

[Monet Xchange]

Your technique and what you're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're. You mean putting the. You want to film the person's reaction or do you want to film a dick in my mouth? Are you filming them responding to having their dick sucked or are you. Are you shooting pornography? I think you're making a crazy thing so that the competition won't ever happen. Okay, like, you're making it crazy. You're like, we have to film it, and your whole family has to be watching. Otherwise, I don't want to do it. If you can't invite your family, it's a dick. I don't want to. That's what I think you're doing.

[Monet Xchange]

If I gotta be honest. No, I would do it. I think there's a way to do it. But, like, maybe. Okay, we're filming them. Maybe we're blurred out, but we're doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not filming this.

[Monet Xchange]

We're blurred out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not.

[Jacob Ritz]

What if it's just the top half of his body? Like, so you're only seeing him from the waist up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we're sitting side by side, and then I get on my knees. First of all, I don't do my best exciteing on my knees. I don't have great knees. If I come to your house, like your dick, I am putting a pillow on the ground. I am. You are not taking my pillow.

[Monet Xchange]

Put on your knees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm at that age. And if, by the way, if someone comes to my house, it's like my dick or my hotel room. There's a pillow down there.

[Monet Xchange]

Preemptively.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, there's a pillow. It's Kind. It's kind.

[Monet Xchange]

No, but it takes away from the mood, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it increases the performance.

[Monet Xchange]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm gonna put a pillow down. And then. And after, like, five minutes, we gotta move to the bed. We gotta move to the bed.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I'll sit down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could not be me. I'll sit down there and would not be me either.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, the words when you suck a dick, when they're standing up and you're not on your knees, but you're like. You know when you're, like, laying back on your. Like, on your legs. You see what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sitting on your feet.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you're neither grinning or sitting on your feet.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, that starts to hurt too. Cause, bitch, my thighs be burning, bitch. But I'm like. I don't want to, like, interrupt the vibe because it's going well, so I'll just suffer through. I will suffer. I would be bitch about to be crying, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so if we're actually gonna do this, the sibling suckery. How are we gonna do this? We have to come to somewhere we can actually both agree on.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, so what are you comfortable with showing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I prefer we both. We talk to the person beforehand. We do a podcast with the person.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I don't want us to get any. Like, I want them. I want us to do the thing. They make the decision, then we talk to them. I don't want them to have any leading, like, anything else, either of us. I don't want no charm for the other person to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want it to only know how charming I am.

[Monet Xchange]

I want it to only about the sucking. I want it to only be about the sucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it can be about the sucking. I'm gonna win regardless. Monet. There is not a chance on God's green you're bugging that you are going to. Yes. The bitch who just got her gag reflex lost again about two years ago when Invisalign destroyed your gag reflex.

[Monet Xchange]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You was out of the game for two years, Bob. You're not gonna be better than me.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, so let's come up with the rubric that we're both comfortable with. Okay, so are you cool with not talking? They. We suck them, they decide. Then we have them on the thing. Like, Jacob gets written like, this person wins. Then we have them as a guest, and then, of course, it reveals on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I'm not feeling myself sucking dick, though. Okay.

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What?

[Monet Xchange]

Like, none of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I'm not filming myself sucking dick, and I feel Like, I'm being really clear about this. None of it.

[Monet Xchange]

Are you feeling their reaction?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. There's not a camera that is turned on and pointed at anyone involved in the fellatio act. The fellatio act of 2026.

[Monet Xchange]

You just wanted the footage to exist in the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, but if you show someone like Kane. Kane is filming and the camera is only catching them, it's not catching any of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time, this guy was blowing me, and then I was like, you look really hot. And then he was. Then he was like, you can use your phone. And I said, oh, great. So I grabbed my phone and I filmed the interaction. And then we went about our business. And then like a week. No, like a month later was like, oh, you know, I have that great video of you blowing me. And he was like, what? I was like, you told me I can use my phone. He was, no, I was saying, you can just use your phone. Like, you can look at porn. You can go on Instagram. I did not mean you can film me. He's like, you have a video of me sucking your dick? I was like. I thought. I felt like that was a pretty clear. Like, you. How would you have taken that? I don't know. I feel like.

[Monet Xchange]

Y' all don't have any other. Any other context clues that he would, like. You wouldn't. Wait, you filmed him sucking your dick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And I guess what I thought was him being like, use your.

[Monet Xchange]

Like, oh. Because when you had it up here, he couldn't tell what you were doing. So it wasn't like he, like, saw the filming happening. Yeah. Got it. I would be gassed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how would you receive? You tell someone they look hot, they say, you can use your phone. What do you think?

[Monet Xchange]

I would say. I would think that you were like, I could film you sucking my dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, what? I was like, but it's not like. Like, I have nudes of him. Like, we. He sent me a lot, so it's

[Monet Xchange]

not like I don't have. But still doing. Like, you haven't doing porn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I deleted it. He was like. He was like. I was like, I'll delete it. And he was like, that was. I was like, I didn't. That was crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

Is it really deleted?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is absolutely deleted. It's like, the video does not exist anymore.

[Monet Xchange]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But am I crazy for misinterpreting that?

[Monet Xchange]

No, no. I would think that that's what they were saying as well. But he was gagged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

Several guys, like, when they were hooking up. They're like, can I film? I'm like, no, you can't film. They're like, okay, cool. And then sometimes they pull their phone up.

[Jacob Ritz]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a guy try it twice. Well.

[Monet Xchange]

And he's like. And then he's like, no, no. I'm like, I wasn't filming. I'm like, put the phone down. I don't even trust the phone being around. Put the phone away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a guy try to film himself sucking my dick, like, twice.

[Monet Xchange]

Film himself sucking your dick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

So, like, what? He's like, there. He's just like, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. He was like. He was like, I just wanna. I said, no, you can't do that. And then looked up again. He did it again. I was like. And I was like, get out of. Get outta. Get outta here.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, you kicked him out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. You gotta go. You have to leave. You have to leave now. This is getting crazy. You have to leave. You tried it twice. I'm the fool for bringing you back. I'm the fool for bringing you back. Cardi.

[Monet Xchange]

Cardi. You know what I appreciate about Cardi is she's very open about, like, all the sexual stuff. She's into. She's into filming, sucking, eating. She puts it out there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said she's in Columbus.

[Monet Xchange]

She's a what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did a show in Columbus, Georgia

[Monet Xchange]

and Atlanta or just Columbus?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I mean, I'm sure she probably did a show in Atlanta too, but she did at the arena work. The hockey arena. The Columbus Pot Belly Arena.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm kind of mad I missed the show, but it's. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The show's over and my other drama's done.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, it didn't come. It passed the west coast and I don't think I'm gonna fly it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have loved, honestly, if I could have gone to see her in Columbus, Georgia. That would have been crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

Why? She's not from Columbus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm from Columbus. It has been cool to see her in Columbus, Georgia. Like, I'm only. I saw. I saw sir mix a lot at the Columbus Amphitheater.

[Jacob Ritz]

You have five minutes to complete your

[Monet Xchange]

test with your old ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm older than you.

[Monet Xchange]

Much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my ass is younger than yours. Older than yours? No, your ass is younger than you. My ass is older than your. Because yours.

[Monet Xchange]

My ass is older than yours. He fucked up your little joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because of your bbo.

[Monet Xchange]

You fucked up your little joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did fuck up my joke.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rare. Rare. Caught in 4K. Rare. Footage of Bob fucking up a bit. But if I've seen her at the arena in Columbus, College has been really cool. I used to go there when I was a kid to watch the hockey team like a few times.

[Monet Xchange]

Like, what hockey team?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Columbus, Georgia hockey team. Boy, That task.

[Monet Xchange]

What do you think is my task?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, my task was done like four minutes ago.

[Monet Xchange]

You are so fucking full of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, my task was literally done like four minutes ago. But I do other little things on the side to throw you off.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, what do you think my task was then? We'll discuss in about five minutes. I gotta say

[Jacob Ritz]

Cardi B on tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Cardi B. And then. So you know, I listen to. I know you try to shame me for it, but I listen to the Breakfast Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't shame you for that.

[Monet Xchange]

Don't you?

[Jacob Ritz]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that Jessica's been on some.

[Monet Xchange]

She is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried to go on. They told me they did not respond to my public, my publicity team.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm fun to see you on there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I did publicly go on and say I would like to go to Breakfast Club to fight. Yeah.

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Xchange]

I think Charlamagne and DJ Envy has evolved a lot. I think Charlamagne is actually. He says some very insightful things at times, to be honest. And I think. Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he sexy?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think Charmaine is sexy. Not to me. He's short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't say that around short people.

[Monet Xchange]

No, him being short is not a thing. I'm just literally saying that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It seemed like.

[Monet Xchange]

It seemed like it was a connected thought.

[Jacob Ritz]

He's not sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's short.

[Monet Xchange]

No, no, no, no, no. There's a bunch of other things you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

want to clear up. Can you say what you meant?

[Monet Xchange]

Like, I was just. I was just, like, listening to about Charlemagne.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway.

[Jacob Ritz]

Can you name one person under five, eight you think is sexy?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know what people's heights are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't determine if you've met someone who's under five, eight.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you think of a person who's over 6ft tall?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you can't think of a person under five' eight who you find sexy.

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob's five' eight. You're five' eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name a person who's over six feet tall that you find sexy.

[Monet Xchange]

Over six feet tall?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Andy. Andy Short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name someone. Andy is the only person who's over six feet tall that you can think of that you find sexy.

[Monet Xchange]

Megan thee, stallion. She's six feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not six feet.

[Monet Xchange]

She's six feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She'S NOT SIX FEET. Please answer the question. And please don't dodge and deflect.

[Monet Xchange]

Over six feet tall. Naomi Smalls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That you want to fuck.

[Monet Xchange]

RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. You are such a little fucking bullshitting piece of shit. I would call on one today. I would fuck RuPaul. Yeah, but you're doing a thing. I would fuck RuPaul. You're trying to act like you don't recognize heights because we caught you in the middle of a heightist. Heightism. We caught you in the midst of your heightism, and you're trying to act like you. You can't register how tall people are,

[Monet Xchange]

but under 5, 8 is specific. I can know short people.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay. Can you name one short person you find sexy?

[Monet Xchange]

One short person. Elijah Wood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think Elijah Wood is Under five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're pissing me off right now. I don't know. You know when someone's. How. Do you think Patty's over five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

No, Patty's under five' eight.

[Jacob Ritz]

I will say at her defense, Elijah wood's height is a little bit crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

Thank you.

[Jacob Ritz]

Jacob made a hobbit in a movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not the point I'm making. That's not the point I'm making. That's not the point. I'm up. Elijah wood. Do you think that Rob is over five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

Rob Bryant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rob Bryant.

[Monet Xchange]

I would say Rob is probably five' eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think that Zack. No, Towers is over five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

I would say he's probably five' eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Zach Noe Towers is five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

I thought j. I thought Jay to f. Like heights really don't register to me like that. I'm too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you think Jay is Jacob's height?

[Monet Xchange]

I think Jay and Jacob are maybe the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think Jacob is over five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob is probably what, five, six, five, seven?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you can determine if someone so what I'm trying to clear is I'm trying to point that you can indeed determine if someone is under.

[Monet Xchange]

I can't think of someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who else?

[Monet Xchange]

Like I can't think of sex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think Troy people are sexy?

[Monet Xchange]

Correct. That's all we're trying to get to here anyway. Was Dan. Oh, the breakfast club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they were going to the time's up. You didn't do your task.

[Monet Xchange]

It's not about the task. I'm just holding myself up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying the time is up and you didn't do your task.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did mine. And I want to. And what do you think my task was?

[Monet Xchange]

Was to do something about going to see a sports team in an arena?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

What was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. I did it before. My thing was to mention the name of a made up sports team and it was the Columbus, Georgia pot bellies. The Columbus Georgia team that's called the cottonmouths. Like snakes.

[Monet Xchange]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did the Columbus, Georgia pot belly. I said she from the pot belly arena.

[Monet Xchange]

But the sports team is. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause the Columbus potbellies got it. Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

To be honest, I forgot about the task. Cause we were talking about dicks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't do it.

[Monet Xchange]

I did not. I was talking about the dicks and I got. So this is why we can't talk about dicks. I got so distracted by talking about dicks and Then Jake was like. I was like, oh, shit, we have to do the test.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was your task?

[Monet Xchange]

It was to say my favorite scene five times, which would be pretty. My favorite sports scene five times, which would've been really easy. I just literally forgot that I was horsey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The New York Mets, not the Yankees.

[Jacob Ritz]

Can you name a player on the New York Mets right now?

[Monet Xchange]

No. Well, I like the team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you rooting for when you root for a team?

[Monet Xchange]

My city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, this is why I'm confused about that. Because when you root for a team, I don't get what you're rooting for because the teams don't even always stay in the same cities. So if you're a fan of the Raiders. The Raiders have moved, but not every year.

[Monet Xchange]

They were 20 years in Oakland, then they went for the next 15. It's not. It's not like they're, like, moving every year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying, like, if you, like, you're not rooting for the players because they change. You're not rooting for the coach, they change. You're not rooting for the city, they change. What are you rooting for? The logo?

[Monet Xchange]

I think people. People are, like, loyal to the team. Like, if you, like, if you're a Dallas Cowboy fan, you don't care if Brett Favre left or whatever. You just like the Cowboys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't get it because I get liking the players, I get liking the city. But if the cities. If the team is moving cities and all the players have changed and the coaches change, I don't get what we're doing.

[Monet Xchange]

The teams don't typically move cities over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't typically do, but they can. So at this point, you're just rooting

[Monet Xchange]

for the logo very seldom. Like the Dallas Cowboys have been the Dallas Cowboys for decades. The New York Giants have been the New York Giants for decades. The Green Bay packers have been the packers for decades.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I'm saying the New York

[Monet Xchange]

Knicks, the LA Lakers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I. I get the concept of this, but I'm saying it is interesting when everything about the team changes and you're still rooting for the team. I just find that really interesting. I don't like sports like that, though.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, I'm not a huge sports girl, but I think the. It's not nationalism. What would you call it for your states? Statism, when you're just rooting for your state team?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I reckon. Well, states don't have teams. Cities have teams. True, because some states have multiple teams.

[Monet Xchange]

No, New York is a state and they have one team, but they're state team. Like they say team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how do you know?

[Monet Xchange]

It's like you don't say, but how

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do you know it's New York? How do you. New York is so interesting because the name of the city is also the name of the state, so I assumed it's the New York City Net. The New York City Mets or whoever they are.

[Monet Xchange]

True, they do. Sacramento Kings, LA Lakers. You're right. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no like Georgia Bip Bops.

[Monet Xchange]

What is the Golden State Warriors? That is for the entire state of California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're for. That's San Francisco.

[Monet Xchange]

No, Golden State warriors are for California. The Sacramento Kings are up there. By who do they go? Where do they. Where do they play at in California?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's their arena?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. I couldn't tell you that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What even sport is this?

[Monet Xchange]

Best basketball?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Golden State is what they play. Can you google that? Where did the Golden State words play?

[Jacob Ritz]

San Francisco says Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think it's the. About. I think.

[Monet Xchange]

But it's called the Golden State. They're not called the San Francisco warriors, they're the Golden State Warriors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God, I ate that. Yeah, I think it's because of the bridge. It's like the Golden Gate Bridge. They're. Because I. I think because if I recall, I'm. It's all coming back to me now. They're called that because of the bridge.

[Monet Xchange]

California is called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The bridge is their logo.

[Monet Xchange]

But California is called the Golden State.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah,

[Monet Xchange]

but I think they represent all of California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that the only team like that?

[Monet Xchange]

California has like three. California has the Sacramento Kings, the Golden State warriors, the LA Lakers and the la. California has four teams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who you fucking John Madden now?

[Monet Xchange]

That's football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the Golden State? That's basketball. Oh, they have The Lakers.

[Monet Xchange]

The Lakers 76ers. No, that's Philadelphia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God, am I like a. Am I a sports guy? No, the Lakers and the Clippers.

[Monet Xchange]

Clippers, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the Staters. And the Golden Staters.

[Monet Xchange]

Golden Staters and the Kings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who the fuck are the Kings?

[Monet Xchange]

The Sacramento Kings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's all basketball.

[Monet Xchange]

All basketball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, California's a massive state.

[Monet Xchange]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Massive.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, what's the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You name the only.

[Monet Xchange]

Alaska don't have no teams and they're the biggest state.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, land wise.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, but they don't have. Alaska doesn't have a single state. A single state.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Canada is the second biggest country in the world, so they have more than everyone else.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, so Montana doesn't Have any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Population. California's big. Based on it's the biggest state by population. Yeah. So it makes sense they would have more representation because of the population. Can you name the only NBA team that's not in America?

[Monet Xchange]

The only NBA team that's not in America.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At least I think it's still the only NBA team.

[Monet Xchange]

The Toronto Raptors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Toronto Raptors. Isn't that weird? They're in the. The national and they're not national.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, I think we hear we have a lot of. There's a lot of cross pollination between the two. Like the hockey. We do a lot of that in hockey. Like we, we share the NHL together with California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you raise my carmax out of my back with something?

[Monet Xchange]

So speaking of California. Canada. We're going to Canada on July 22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We certainly are. Can't wait to get there. We're going.

[Monet Xchange]

We're doing the Just for Last festival in Montreal on July 22nd. Bob and I are doing Cinema Rivalry live. What should our topic be? We can't do one about festivals. We've done one festival. It's for like 19 festivals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, why don't if you're from Montreal tell us what to talk about?

[Monet Xchange]

Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But only from Montreal.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, if you're from. If, if you are from Montreal, sign off below. Let us know. You would try to put that big ass purse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did.

[Monet Xchange]

I did. Tell us. Comment below what topic we should do for our sibling rivalry. Live in the Just for Last. For the Just for Last festival.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whichever one has the most likes. We'll do that one.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. July 22nd you can go to monetexchange.com

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to get tickets or Bob thedragon.com seethedracqueen.com

[Monet Xchange]

to get tickets or hahaha.com if you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

go to bobdragon.com you'll get navigated to

[Monet Xchange]

see the drag queen dot com. Got it. Leah will be a good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How can we. What can that be for you? What domain can you do to get your tickets? That's not just moneyexchange.com because I get a money change. How? You have to click a few times to get there. So the way it works is for me you go to Bob.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I just scroll down. Mine is one page.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your website's one page?

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's new.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. This new one is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, got it.

[Monet Xchange]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because mine. So what do they. Can we go to Monet's website? Where do they go see her YouTube videos and stuff.

[Monet Xchange]

It's all in that it's just one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like one. Like a Facebook feed, basically.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so can I describe. We're on the page. The picture of Monet with her tiny, dainty little hand on her face. Why do you have to.

[Monet Xchange]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said he's tiny and dainty.

[Monet Xchange]

Hunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said it was tiny and dainty.

[Monet Xchange]

It's everything you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a beautiful picture of Monet with her tiny, beautiful little hand on her face.

[Monet Xchange]

No, just scroll down, Jaco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't scroll down. Stunning picture. Then we get a picture. Well, I'm gonna describe what we're looking at. Then we get to a picture of Monet out of drag wearing the jacket. One of the jackets she wore on the Traitors with all. The one with all the brooches. She looks very, very handsome. Is giving. About the author. And then it says Monae. Well, I'm gonna read a little bit. Monet Exchange is a world renowned drag queen, comedian, musician and television personality, celebrated for her sharp wit, powerhouse vocals and commanding stage presence. Rising to fame on RuPaul's Drag Race and making her making history as the first, first Double Crown winner. She has built a global career across music, podcasts, comedy, television and live performance. Most recently appearing on season four of the Traders US Then it says more nice things. Then we scroll a little bit further.

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob Ritz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then down there we see a clip. Monday talks. It's a blur about her podcast. A picture of her and one of her little pedestrian drag looks. She looks very good. She has three little bantu knots on her head and hers like a honey blonde. She has one hand on her.

[Monet Xchange]

Girl, that is red. What's my honey blonde?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not red. It is red. You're not about to gaslight me. Keep scrolling, Jacob. And then go down a little bit further. And it's a picture of me and Monet doing something rivalry. I'm for some reason I have devil horns and a satanic mustache on my face.

[Monet Xchange]

I wonder why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monet's wearing a crown because that was not in the edit that we. That I approved. Is interesting. That is a very interesting little tidbit that I'm seeing here. For the first time ever in my life, I do look stunning, but I don't know why I'm painting like the devil. Let's keep scrolling. It's all got like a wheat paper thing, like a wheat paste thing on it too. And then you have all of her live dates with links that we now know are working. Indeed. Shout out to Monet's team And then pictures of, like, a marquee with Monet's name on it. Monet performing live with some dancers. And then underneath that, there's a picture of Monet X change holding a jacket or something.

[Jacob Ritz]

Some flowers.

[Monet Xchange]

Or flowers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some flowers. Is this a live performance? Yeah, this is live on stage.

[Monet Xchange]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This looks like a photo shoot.

[Monet Xchange]

Live on stage.

[Jacob Ritz]

Where at?

[Monet Xchange]

This was for Digital drag. A festival. A digital drag show. I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you try my website now?

[Monet Xchange]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you take the reins?

[Monet Xchange]

He just got to the fucking page. So you're on Bob's homepage, and you see there are. There are different. Six different boxes. One says about the drag queen. One says, see the drag queen? With some stunning pictures from. The first one is from his. Don't tell me this was Bob your last comment. Well, not your last special.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before last, it was used as artwork for. Yeah, Wolf man address.

[Monet Xchange]

Wolfman address. Then this picture from we're here, but see the Drag Queen. Then you go down. Then there's Watch the Drag Queen. This is a photo shoot Bob and Jacob did in their apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not Jacob.

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob didn't do this picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nope.

[Monet Xchange]

What did that picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That photo was taken by Albert Sanchez.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, was it? Okay, the one on the right is a picture taken by Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That one is by Jacob. Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Go down. Post shot the drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that was by Jacob. That you. Or the.

[Jacob Ritz]

This photo is also Sanchez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Albert. The first two up top were Jacob, though.

[Monet Xchange]

And then read the Drag Queen. I don't know. Jacob took that in your apartment, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That photo is. No, that photo's taken by a guy named Rohan or something or the other.

[Monet Xchange]

And Bob is wearing a black hat. He's out of drag, and we're the drag queen. Bob is wearing one of his sacks. Also out of drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Thank you. You notice any shade about you on the podcast on my page?

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God. Is it anything about civil rivalry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the dates, the tour dates.

[Monet Xchange]

I have a whole civil rivalry section about us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is, like, a thing, a blurb.

[Monet Xchange]

A blurb about us, and then there's a link to go watch us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, if you click Watch the Drag Queen, then you see JJ go to Watch the Drag Queen. Okay, maybe that part wasn't true. Let me see. Watch the Drag Queen. Maybe I made that up. Maybe I made that.

[Monet Xchange]

I didn't think you were gonna check it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, I'm like a sports girl.

[Monet Xchange]

Like, quiz me on cities. I know. I know every city of every team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will name the city. You will name. No, I will Name the team. Okay, I have to use my phone. I have to use my phone for this, right?

[Monet Xchange]

You are so dangerous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, and what sports are you good at? Besides. Besides Puerto Rican hockey players?

[Monet Xchange]

I'm good at basketball and football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you're gonna know football.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm gonna know football, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you're gonna know football.

[Monet Xchange]

I am, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No way.

[Monet Xchange]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, here we go. Bears.

[Monet Xchange]

The Chicago Bears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Bills.

[Monet Xchange]

The Buffalo Bills.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York does have two teams.

[Monet Xchange]

They do. That little wink was cute. Actually, you know what? I wink. I can't wink without winking both eyes. Watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's called blinking. You don't wink both eyes. You blink, ace.

[Monet Xchange]

If I do a video, like online or something, and I decided to do a wink, I'm always like, try to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do the other one. That's crazy. The rams.

[Monet Xchange]

I know the rams. The washington rams. No, this is actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead.

[Jacob Ritz]

Sorry.

[Monet Xchange]

St. Louis rams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should know this one.

[Monet Xchange]

What's the rams?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Los angeles.

[Monet Xchange]

I didn't know that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Los angeles. The city you're in right now. The raiders.

[Monet Xchange]

Oakland raiders. No. Las vegas raiders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There we go. The ravens.

[Monet Xchange]

The baltimore ravens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The panthers. The black panthers. Where they at?

[Monet Xchange]

The panthers are not florida. The. Jacksonville. No, that's the jaguars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The panthers.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know where the panthers are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carolina.

[Monet Xchange]

The wakanda panthers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carolina. How about the chargers?

[Monet Xchange]

I know the chargers. The charleston chargers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Los angeles?

[Monet Xchange]

Well, I don't know the la teams like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about the titans?

[Monet Xchange]

Tennessee titans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about the steelers?

[Monet Xchange]

Pittsburgh steelers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The buccaneers.

[Monet Xchange]

That's also pittsburgh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nope.

[Monet Xchange]

Who the p, though?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nope. There's a p in the name, but

[Monet Xchange]

it doesn't start with a p. What's the buccaneer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tampa bay. And your final one? The colts.

[Monet Xchange]

Ooh, the colts. Kansas city colts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I give you a clue?

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, that's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Indianapolis.

[Monet Xchange]

The. Was this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know what this is? Jacob, what's this?

[Jacob Ritz]

It's Blair St. Clair, who's from Winter Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's from. Who's from. Someone in the chat knew that was. Someone got it immediately. Immediately. Someone got that for Blair.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah. That's an icon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's an iconic, famous Blair moment. What did she do that on RuPaul's record?

[Jacob Ritz]

It's down during the Winter Runway.

[Monet Xchange]

Thank you.

[Jacob Ritz]

It was during the Apocalypse Ball, when you have the snow look.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Jacob Ritz]

She comes out wearing a fur and she goes, she's cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then RuPaul becomes obsessed with it. And then she started doing it every day.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, she.

[Jacob Ritz]

I forget how much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shh. And she rubs her arms. And then RuPaul became obsessed with it. She did it pretty much every Runway after that. It was pretty funny.

[Monet Xchange]

Actually, I do not remember this at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now what are you gonna quiz me on?

[Monet Xchange]

Sports.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not sports.

[Monet Xchange]

It's a sports episode. Bob. Is it anything you're confident in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Basketball.

[Monet Xchange]

Basketball. Okay. Teams or cities?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You name the team, I'll name the city.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This I'm actually gonna ace because as long as I've heard it, I have a pretty good memory and it gets stuck in there.

[Monet Xchange]

Name the city, you name the team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You name the team, I name the city. Or would you? Well, yeah, you name the team, I'll name the city. Same thing you got.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, The Celtics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boston.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. The Spurs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Portland. No, no, the Spurs. No, no, no, Phoenix. No, they're the Suns. The Spurs. Who's that?

[Monet Xchange]

San Antonio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

San Antonio Spurs. Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I'm gonna get more.

[Monet Xchange]

This one is easy. The Heat. Miami Rockets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rockets. There are Rockets. Yeah, the Rockets, huh? They're in the Pacific Northwest.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not gonna. I'm no lead. I'm not gonna. No clues. Okay. Hey, you want a clue?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh huh. No. Give me a real clue. An actual clue. I actually gave you a real clue. And I only need one clue. This is the only one I'm gonna use the clue on.

[Monet Xchange]

You wanna use your clue tonight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm gonna use it right now.

[Monet Xchange]

Ty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Houston.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Timberwolves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Minnesota.

[Monet Xchange]

The Bucs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Bucks is in the Midwest. The Bucks are going to be Billings.

[Monet Xchange]

What the fuck is Billings?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Montana. It's the capital of Montana.

[Monet Xchange]

Montana has no team. Oh, well, basketball, Football. Mavericks. Oh, sorry, that was Milwaukee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Milwaukee. The Mavericks. The Mavericks are D.C.

[Monet Xchange]

dallas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Dallas Mavericks. Duh.

[Monet Xchange]

The Nets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York. That's the Mets. New Jersey. That's the Brooklyn Nets. That is New York.

[Monet Xchange]

That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're called.

[Monet Xchange]

They're not called the New York Nets. They're the Brooklyn Nets, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's New York. No, I get a half point for that one. Philly taking points at home. I get half more for that one.

[Monet Xchange]

The Grizzlies rip

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my dead dog.

[Jacob Ritz]

He could still be alive.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, he could still be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is no way on God you know that grizzly would be 30 years old right now.

[Monet Xchange]

The dog from the sandlot was like 27 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grizzly. I got grizzly when young.

[Ad/Announcer]

I was.

[Monet Xchange]

Was 9 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grizzly would be 31 years old this year.

[Jacob Ritz]

I'm just saying there's no body. So we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't Actually know the Grizzlies are Montana. No, there's no team in Montana. Yeah, they deserve a team.

[Monet Xchange]

So I'm trying to get at. Should we start a team of Montana?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the Grizzlies are.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. Who are they? Memphis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Memphis Grizzlies. They know that. Grizzly Bears in Memphis.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know that. I want the last one. This one's easy. The Magic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Magic is the team that. Magic Johnson. No, Magic Johnson. That would have been crazy if Magic Johnson played for the Magics. The Magics is in Florida. Orlando Magics. Oh, good for you. Shaquille o'.

[Monet Xchange]

Neal, did he play the Magic? He played Lakers. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he played for the Magics too. Can you Google him with Shagal playing for the Magic Station?

[Jacob Ritz]

People, there are no Grizzly Bears in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In Tennessee. Yeah, sorry.

[Jacob Ritz]

What am I googling?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shaquille o', Neal, Orlando Magics. I'm pretty sure he played for the Magics when he was.

[Monet Xchange]

Bless you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the early 90s. You guys gonna play around of.

[Monet Xchange]

Com after this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love that if I'm free. Yeah, he played for the Magics in on 1992.

[Monet Xchange]

Did you ever watch Space Jam? I thought Space Jam was such a Watch space. Good movie, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Space Jam is an amazing, great film. Everybody get up. It's time to jam now we got

[Monet Xchange]

the real jam going down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome to the Space Jam. Get your chance.

[Monet Xchange]

Do your dance at the Space Jam. All right, all right, all right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wave your hands in the air if you feel right. We're gonna take it into overdrive. Welcome was Jock Jams from Space Jam 2.

[Monet Xchange]

Jock Jam. Jock Jam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jock Jams.

[Monet Xchange]

The is Jock Jams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jock Jams.

[Monet Xchange]

That's like a porn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jock Jams was this, like. I don't know if it's like a DJ or if it's like a collective. They would make this, like, this big scene, like, Y' all ready for this? Boom. Pump the jam. Pump, pump, pump the jam. They're performing troupe go. Oh, hey, hey. You get out of our way because today is the day we will blow you away. I don't know if it's like a DJ or if it was like a group of DJs or whatever. They would make these, like, big sports things interesting.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You watch the sequel.

[Jacob Ritz]

Do you know you remember? And that's what I call music. Yeah, it was kind of that vibe.

[Monet Xchange]

Got it. What happened to those?

[Jacob Ritz]

They still on them?

[Monet Xchange]

They still do them?

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, yeah. They're all advertising 60 now.

[Monet Xchange]

There's no way to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they doing CDs?

[Monet Xchange]

Probably. Probably streaming. You probably stream them, but then just

[Bob the Drag Queen]

stream other people's music. The point of now that's what I call music was like, I want to listen to Britney Spears, but I want her album. I just want Toxic.

[Monet Xchange]

Right?

[Jacob Ritz]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want the hits, you know?

[Monet Xchange]

But you still get the album. So you just. Just listen to those songs and like, you don't have to like, make.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Make your own playlist.

[Monet Xchange]

That's too much. It's easier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you watch the sequel to Space Grab?

[Monet Xchange]

I did not. Is. Did you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. LeBron James, right?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Should we watch it together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to get bullied about Space Jam when I was a kid.

[Monet Xchange]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They sound like a monster.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, because you were. Because you were tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I was tall and skinny and skinny and dark skinned. The big tall skin was like purple.

[Monet Xchange]

It was purple.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they said I look like the monster. They just call me a monster in seventh grade. Isn't that mean?

[Monet Xchange]

That's very mean. Do you know that you remember the. That trend on social media where they would take the. Have the flags of a. Like, hear me out. Hear me out for the Monstars, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the Monstars could get it. Especially the big booty one. Girl who's basically Charles Barkley, by the way.

[Monet Xchange]

Charles Barkley?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the big booty monster.

[Monet Xchange]

Hear me out. A lot of them. I'm into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cheeked up.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monstars or Avatars?

[Monet Xchange]

Monstars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna go with Avatars. They're way hotter.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, I got to see the. Can you pull the Monstars, Jacob from Space Jam?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's pick a Monstar.

[Monet Xchange]

I like the green one. He was thick, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the thick one was the. Was the Charles Barkley one.

[Monet Xchange]

No, the green was thick. The green one's like dopey and grow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the green one was thick. Oh, he's big. Muscly.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I like the orange one. Who is Charles Barkley. And the really tall doofy one in the back. Yeah, tall skinny one.

[Monet Xchange]

I like green and purple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we have to pick one. Oh, I'm gonna go for purple. I'm gonna go for the tall skinny one.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, I like the little short one.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, the little short one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's based on mugsy bowls.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, very Mugsy. Bogues.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it Bogues?

[Monet Xchange]

Bogues.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He Bogues down, honey. I. I like. I like the little mugsy bugs one. Or I don't know. The tall one is great. I'm gonna Go with the tall. I'm back. It's the tall one for me.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm wearing green one. I like his little. His little stegosaurus back thing. Girl, he would tear me up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is too much muscle.

[Monet Xchange]

He would tear me up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, I don't want to lay down with a man with that much muscle.

[Monet Xchange]

Have you ever fucked up with that? With that muscle? Never. Never? Not once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never, not once.

[Monet Xchange]

How you gonna know if you don't like it if you've never done it before?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. It just seems like too much meat.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God. Should we do this for Halloween?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We need more people.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, we need.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. Okay, let's do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet Xchange]

You have myself. You. Taylor. Taylor is. Oh, Naomi. He said drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The monsters are black. Taylor can't be a monster. No, the monsters are not black coated. The monsters are black. They're all based on actual basketball players and they're all black basketball players.

[Jacob Ritz]

Who.

[Monet Xchange]

No, the blue one is based on the tall white guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's. That's the Kimbe Mutombo, baby.

[Monet Xchange]

No, Mutumbo wasn't around back then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, he was, but someone was. How old do you think the Kimbe Matombo is?

[Monet Xchange]

It's not about his age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe Dikembe Mutombo was playing basketball at the time.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think he was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dikembe Mutombo played when he started. When he joined the league.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, when he joined the NBA.

[Jacob Ritz]

91.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to me?

[Monet Xchange]

And what time. When did Space Jam come out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Space Jam came out in

[Monet Xchange]

the 80s or 92 of 80s?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to me?

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, what year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question. 1996. Do you want to apologize to me? No. Do you want to at least admit you were wrong?

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't even admit you were wrong.

[Monet Xchange]

We don't know. Well, Jacob, can you look up who is the blue?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They won't say it.

[Monet Xchange]

How you know they won't say it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I think that's like a thing.

[Monet Xchange]

But I mean, the Internet probably has a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is Dikembe Motombo.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think. I think he's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The orange one is Charles Barkley. The little one is Muggsy Bowles. Bogues.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, they do.

[Monet Xchange]

See, Larry Johnson. He's talking about the tall white dude, I'm telling you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, okay. Orange is Charles Barkley. Patrick Ewing. Who the fuck is that?

[Monet Xchange]

The black guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah, with the flat top.

[Monet Xchange]

Larry Johnson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Muggsy Bogues, then Sean. I don't know who. Shaun. Let's see who Larry Johnson is is this.

[Monet Xchange]

They're not black coat at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I guess Taylor gonna be the tall one.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. Okay, look up, look up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at the bottom one.

[Monet Xchange]

The bottom one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I slap one.

[Monet Xchange]

Who's Sean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's your rally.

[Monet Xchange]

Who's Sean Radley?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're dumb.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's not the one. That's Taylor. That's the one you said. But that's not the one you said.

[Monet Xchange]

That is Taylor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though we can agree, I will say this. I was wrong about them all being black. And I was wrong about that one.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Ok. So Taylor could be the white one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob gonna be the short one. Jacob be fugsy Bugs.

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that's what you got with that spiky ass outfit.

[Monet Xchange]

I told you, you're dangerous. That hurt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet Xchange]

Can you miss it? He just stabbed himself with his own fucking outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Tao is the short one.

[Monet Xchange]

Short one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one am I? We haven't found us. We cast everybody but ourselves.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. We put a. Okay. I want to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess I'm the green one. You're green.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm purple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Andy gotta be this purple nigga. I grew candy too.

[Monet Xchange]

I guess I'm red or orange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He got the biggest ass.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet Xchange]

I'll be here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet Xchange]

We gotta get. Wow. We gotta get a full body makeup again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't do full body makeup. That was you.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not doing a full body again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. That's what the.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm wearing tights, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sat in the shower for fucking three hours.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not doing it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sat in the jail so damn near rock stuff.

[Monet Xchange]

I will get like things tights. I'm not doing full body. It's not happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We gotta put Jacob in there. Who's Jacob wanna be?

[Jacob Ritz]

I can be Bugs Bunny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My bunny. No, Jake.

[Monet Xchange]

You're Lola Bunny in full pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Kane?

[Monet Xchange]

Kane? Who are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Kane giving. Oh, my God.

[Ad/Announcer]

Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you were willing to. We're not short enough to be Elmer Fried.

[Monet Xchange]

Elmer Fudd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not short.

[Monet Xchange]

Elmer Fuddle would be good.

[Jacob Ritz]

Elmer Frod is rude as fuck. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is that rude?

[Jacob Ritz]

Elmer Fraud is like a bald little guy.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, we're all getting in prosthetics, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob Ritz]

I'm not.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not a big fat orange.

[Jacob Ritz]

If you call flippity Elmer Fahd. I would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Elmer Fud's not fat, by the way. Elmer Fudda is not fat.

[Monet Xchange]

He's not fat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put him up on screen so we can look at him. You love to Google on your phone.

[Jacob Ritz]

But he's not attractive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Elmer Fudd is not fat at all. Yeah, he's a little. Little me ball.

[Monet Xchange]

We're trying to find a white character for Kane to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane's gonna be Elmer Fudd.

[Monet Xchange]

He has to be a white character for sure. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's Porky Pig.

[Monet Xchange]

That's Porky Pig. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Elmer Fudd is.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay, okay, hear me out. He's Australian. And we have the Tasmanian Devil, which is close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's gonna be Foghorn Leghorn?

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, we're not doing all these characters. We're just doing a space jam. The monsters.

[Jacob Ritz]

Oh, I'm Tweety Bird. I don't know. I'm Tweety Bird for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now Jacob can't be in it. So you kicking Jacob at the club?

[Monet Xchange]

You know what? Can I be something that's brown? I just real. I don't want to be no colors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't no brown monsters.

[Monet Xchange]

That was the worst. It was very traumatic.

[Jacob Ritz]

Why are they coyote?

[Monet Xchange]

Huh?

[Jacob Ritz]

Wiley Coyote?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, we're. We are. Me and Monet are gonna be Monstars. So we'll do the body tights and they'll paint on the tights.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Jacob's gonna be Tweety Bird. Tweety Bird.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane's gonna be Elmer Fudd. Amber. Amber can be Lola Bunny. No, Jasmine's Lola Bunny.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, Amber can be. I mean, Amber should be Bugs Bunny. That'll be cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Amber could be. Oh, my God. Amber would be a cunty Marvin the Martian if Amber had like a cunty. Marvin the Martian is low key. Vegar coded. Who? Veigar. Veigar is Marvin the Martian coded.

[Monet Xchange]

Who's Veigar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Veigar is a character from League of Legends.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, girl. So are we turning into the House of Avalon? We doing a whole house with all these costumes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe people can be invited is what we're getting at. Yeah, people can be invited.

[Monet Xchange]

And now is civil rivalry bankrolling everyone is transformation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Okay, Jacob, pull this off screen. Pull off screen, Jacob. Because we. We. We're going to quiz us on these football. No. Pull it off, pull it off, pull it off, pull it off.

[Jacob Ritz]

No, this is not what I want

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you to quiz us on this. Oh, pull it off, pull it off, pull it off. Take it off the screen.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or just because you're gonna. You're gonna quiz us on it. We're gonna see who gets the most. Right.

[Jacob Ritz]

Did you read what I had over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was looking. But what you have over it.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay. I was gonna draft the next an NFL football team using only rug girls. And this was a description of each of the rules you could assign them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can do both. Okay, you'll quiz us then. All right, so give us one by one what. What the role is and we'll try to determine it. Actually, let's do it together.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay, well, this is also not made to be a quiz, so I have more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just name a thing and we'll just say what they do and then you tell us if we're wrong.

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, I don't actually know what they do, and this is not an accurate list of what they do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, what is that stuff on there?

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, this is like, for example, for a quarterback. This is like, what is that? What are good qualities for a quarterback to have rather than an in depth explanation of what a quarterback is? So I can pull that up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think the quarterback is obviously the one who throws the football.

[Monet Xchange]

And they're like the leader of the team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you're like. You're like the leader of the pack. Vroom, vroom. So you. I think the quarterback is usually quite. They're not the skinniest and they're not the biggest. Yeah, they are like the strongest arms,

[Monet Xchange]

I think, to throw a ball. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they have to have great leadership

[Monet Xchange]

qualities, a good kicker. They have to kick, too. I know quarterbacks always kick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the.

[Monet Xchange]

Who kicks the field goal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the quarterback.

[Monet Xchange]

Anyone can just do it.

[Jacob Ritz]

So what does the quarterback do in the game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They throw the football.

[Monet Xchange]

I think the ball plays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like, blue, hut 1, hut 2, blue 42, 672. Which.

[Monet Xchange]

Those are just. They're just saying numbers there. That's just to. To trick the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But one of them is the real one. The third one is the real one

[Monet Xchange]

or the fourth one or whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So that's the quarterback. Did we get that right?

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, I mean, I also. I'm going to be fully honest. I don't have the knowledge about football to tell you if you're right or wrong. From what the thing says, it's a lot to read and it's a little bit confusing and I don't understand football enough to actually know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't give you like a two. You can't say give me a two answer, a two second, a two minute,

[Monet Xchange]

two, two sentence answer, two Minute, two sentence, two paragraphs.

[Jacob Ritz]

The quarterback is the player who receives the ball from the center to start the play. The most influential position on the offensive side because his ew, that is his or her or their team's progress down the field is dependent on their success.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, he doesn't start with it. He gets the ball thrown to him. I was wrong about that.

[Monet Xchange]

He gets it thrown to him by the center.

[Jacob Ritz]

I don't know, but sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you just read it. Donate him by the. You just said it.

[Jacob Ritz]

Oh, from the center.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, in the center.

[Monet Xchange]

I knew that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, okay, so who's a good quarterback?

[Monet Xchange]

Is it Peyton Manning for us, the

[Jacob Ritz]

Drew Girls, A team of Drag Race Green. You need to have good decision making and the ability to process information really quickly.

[Monet Xchange]

Obviously, that's me.

[Jacob Ritz]

And also you also need, like, good arm strength.

[Monet Xchange]

That's me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My arms are stronger than yours. We've covered this several times.

[Monet Xchange]

Bob, you can't even throw a football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I can.

[Monet Xchange]

Can you spiral throw a football?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I can throw a football. I don't.

[Monet Xchange]

I've never seen you do it and I've never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do it.

[Monet Xchange]

But I have. I. I played football. I used to remember my jersey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Football. But I know how I. I can throw a football. First of all, my mother was an athlete. She told me how to play sports. So I actually, I'm. I can play sports.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, one of us actually played football and I played junior play development for three years in middle school. I was quarterback.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lion ass.

[Monet Xchange]

I was quarterback and running back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, now you run. Now you're running. You're running it back.

[Monet Xchange]

It was juniper development.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe you're the quarterback.

[Monet Xchange]

I feel like K. I can call K right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like any pitch. You're going to be the running back. No, I thought somehow any picture we find you're in the running back.

[Monet Xchange]

Call Kamika, she'll cooperate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you play, you're going to be in the middle right behind me.

[Monet Xchange]

There's no picture of me playing. But Kameka used to come to my

[Bob the Drag Queen]

games and she saw you as the quarterback.

[Monet Xchange]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call her and say, what position did I play? That's what I want to see because I should be the quarterback. I have great leadership skills.

[Monet Xchange]

Same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have a strong arm than you.

[Monet Xchange]

I have. I have a stronger arm than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your arm is not stronger than mine. How do you, how do you, how do you prove that? I think we can prove it.

[Monet Xchange]

Hold on, hold on. Hi, Kamika, you're on the podcast right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi.

[Monet Xchange]

Just what position, Mika? Okay. When you came to see me play jpd, do you remember. Do you remember what position I played on. On jpd?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Convenient.

[Monet Xchange]

Anyway, Mika, when I said you grab

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the weights out of that room. Bring him in on the heaviest.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay. Love you.

[Monet Xchange]

Love you too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This outfit is so uncomfortable.

[Monet Xchange]

Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This outfit is the pits.

[Monet Xchange]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob.

[Monet Xchange]

Hate that you wear this. It's annoying to hug you, to be next to you. You're dangerous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's horrible.

[Monet Xchange]

And we know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we're gonna lift this weight until we can't anymore. We're gonna both lift this weight so we can put it right in the middle. I'll grab it. Since you have. Since you have this strong as arms, we're find out. You're gonna have to prove this, honey. No, we need that. We need the mic. We need to hear. We need to hear you moaning and groaning.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, you go first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there's two. Oh, we're gonna go simultaneously can.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm so sorry. KK Came to be a camera op.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we need to. Yeah, because money's gonna have to prove it, honey. I do need to change clothes, though, because I'm gonna smush my.

[Monet Xchange]

No, no, you'll be fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm changing. I'm gonna change. Hold on. Okay, so we're gonna go one by one. Whoever does the most reps, and you have to. And you have to keep communicating while doing. You have to keep podcasting while doing it.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is going to be. Now we have to decide who's gonna go first by playing rock, paper, scissors on Shoot. Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When who wins, goes. Who wins? Chooses.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, Chooses Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You go first, loser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, hold on. Here we go. This is 50 pounds.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. Which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is very heavy.

[Monet Xchange]

It's very heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on second. You're gonna try to. You're gonna try to one up me. That's the.

[Jacob Ritz]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can just push yourself a little further, which is shady.

[Monet Xchange]

I do anything. Shit. I literally played.

[Jacob Ritz]

Why do we use them at the same time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because we couldn't get the other weight. It's. It's confusing. Here we go.

[Jacob Ritz]

Wait, sorry. Can you. I can't see when it's on Apple.

[Monet Xchange]

Are you showing us a TV show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's just trying to get a stainer because we had him take it off.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. £50.

[Monet Xchange]

It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we have to do this. The exact same curl, inside arm. Boop, bop, boop. And can we get a criteria? It has to touch the chest. Has to be fully extended. Touch your chest fully extended. Correct.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Woo. One podcast with me.

[Jacob Ritz]

So which sport has the best costume?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who has three?

[Jacob Ritz]

What sport has the best costume?

[Monet Xchange]

What has the best costume?

[Jacob Ritz]

Baseball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're so hot.

[Monet Xchange]

What baseball do you like? 5. What baseball do you like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

6. Atlanta Braves.

[Monet Xchange]

Do you remember what their costumes look like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mostly white. Was that seven?

[Monet Xchange]

We'll see white. Okay. And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And red.

[Monet Xchange]

And red. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, eight.

[Monet Xchange]

No, that was seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many was it? There was seven by your criteria.

[Jacob Ritz]

You didn't touch. Your touch. Your touch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, seven. And we're going to clear this up, honey. I don't think you're going to get three. That's a lot of way. That was very heavy.

[Monet Xchange]

50. I don't know why you want to go with 50. 50 is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz we, we, we're, we're testing for strength here, honey.

[Monet Xchange]

1.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, what sports teams do you like?

[Monet Xchange]

I like the Mets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what do you like about them?

[Monet Xchange]

I like their players. They're very cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They say that was not a full extension.

[Monet Xchange]

That was full extension all the way. There we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What colors are they?

[Monet Xchange]

The Mets are green. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue.

[Monet Xchange]

That's six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the lean. No, the lean is crazy. And you didn't give that seven up. No breaks.

[Monet Xchange]

What do you mean no breaks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No breaks. Yes, yes, yes. That is, that is very heavy.

[Monet Xchange]

50 is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My heart is. 50 is crazy. My arm is. If it was less than we, we'd be here all day.

[Monet Xchange]

No, 40 is a, is a, is a, is A wait. 50 is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it was less than, we'd be here all day.

[Monet Xchange]

You do 50 for like a drop set to see like your last. To see how many you can do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever you do is one less than me. And that last one took you out, honey. So now can you admit that my arms are stronger than yours?

[Monet Xchange]

Slightly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are such a little. Every time I beat you in a physical fitness challenge, it is slightly.

[Monet Xchange]

It is slightly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying every time I beat you in a physical fitness challenge, you can't just give it to me. You can't just admit that I beat you in the foot race.

[Monet Xchange]

I just said you're slightly. You said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said you're right.

[Monet Xchange]

You're slightly shorter than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got a little thing on it by one.

[Monet Xchange]

That's slightly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You only got a little. That one is 50 whole pounds. Because I actually did one. That extra one. Then I got like a third. You're not gonna bitch. It was a quarter.

[Monet Xchange]

You did this tell myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I got, then I got a Third of the last one. And I saw you fight of your life. My arm is tight.

[Monet Xchange]

Symphony is short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a lot of weight.

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, so your mom played soccer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother did not play soccer.

[Monet Xchange]

No, no, don't tell me. Not baseball. She played softball and basketball. And basketball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And track.

[Monet Xchange]

And track.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mother was the fastest teenager in the entire state of Mississippi.

[Monet Xchange]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fastest teenager, boys, girls, everything would she have.

[Monet Xchange]

Did she ever want to do, like, Olympics?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she never mentioned it.

[Monet Xchange]

Mentioned it. No kids that go into that. I'm like, does someone scout you? You know what I'm saying? I guess you just do meets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do meets and meets and meets and meets and word gets out, I reckon.

[Monet Xchange]

Right? Yeah, I always wanted to because, I mean, they have Olympics in St. Lucia. St. Lucia has a good track and feel. And swimming. You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I decided that I wanted to go go pro.

[Monet Xchange]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't ever really want to go pro. Jesus Christ. Lotion on top, my upper thigh. You ever put on shorts and lotion?

[Monet Xchange]

Just see knees?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever do that?

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I lotion when I get I lotion when I get out of the shower, but then my skin be eating that shit up. Apparently I had some bad lotion. There was like a lotion grade.

[Monet Xchange]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane and Nate was over here grading my lotion.

[Monet Xchange]

What lotion do you use?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use Vaseline, cocoa butter. And then on my upper body, I use Vaseline oil gel.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, you use lotion? Well, yeah. Yeah. You gotta stay hydrated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Kane use lotion?

[Monet Xchange]

Andy does not use lotion.

[Jacob Ritz]

I definitely am, like, really good on my face and my neck. Like, I'm losing those every day. The rest of my body, on and off. Maybe like two times a week around the house. I. Okay. I find it annoying to, like, have lotion on my body and not be able to touch things. Like, I don't want to sit on my bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can touch. How much lotion are you putting on?

[Monet Xchange]

That's Andy, too. Andy doesn't like, put. He doesn't like the feel of it on his skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Your skin feels better when lotion.

[Monet Xchange]

Girl, it is notorious that white people don't lotion. Is this news to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just thought. I mean, there's so much lotion in our house, and I guess I'm using all of it.

[Monet Xchange]

You are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a lot of lotion. Let's go in Jacob's bathroom. I'm going to be okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

It's also kind of like. I mean. I mean, the lotion in my bathroom,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use, I guess I've never looked at like is there lotion up in here?

[Jacob Ritz]

It's mostly like face stuff though. Like I use it on my face. I do lotion my face in my neck.

[Monet Xchange]

I lotion from head to toe every

[Bob the Drag Queen]

time I got the shop Jacobs bathroom sink. There is not a empty space on it.

[Monet Xchange]

Do you because you have a lot of skincare.

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, okay, here's the thing. I also use a lot of stuff but not regularly, but regularly enough that if I put it somewhere else it is actively annoying to get out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it is, it is. I mean there is not an. And there's probably stuff underneath too. I don't look under there. I have at least I haven't in a while.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, when I got my, my, my bathroom cabinets installed I made sure I got Roborn one so I can like put all my skincare in there. I have a lot of skincare stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, I, I, what I do is I get out of the shower and I well I used to do this but I need to go back to do it. I take a hyaluronic acid and I rub it over my entire body.

[Monet Xchange]

Why? What does that do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just helps your skin.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I put lotion on top of the hyaluronic acid and then I use oil gel on my torso.

[Monet Xchange]

Not on your legs? No, but torso and arms or just your torso?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Torso and my arms. Got it down to the wrist. And then I have to wash my hands because the oil gel is really.

[Monet Xchange]

I do it last. My hands can stay hydrated with the gel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I do the oil, I don't want the oil gel. The oil gel on the hands I actually believe is too much. The oil gel in your hands is way too much. You can't use your phone. So I wash the oil gel off and then I put a little bit of lotion back on. Just like the Vaseline. The Vaseline cocoa butter on my hands. I was using the shea butter, the Hana Hana Beauty shea butter for a while but it's just hard to get it said Sephora. I don't go to Sephora that often and then this or you can order it on their the website Hanahana Beauty. By the way shout out. I recommend all of you. Hana Honey Beauty is black owned and it is amazing shea butter and they also pay the women who crop farm the cocoa. The, the shea, the shea beans or whatever they are three times the going rate work. Hana Hana Beauty. I met her doing a Facebook like market event. Market. I did like a thing with Facebook.

[Monet Xchange]

Her name is Habana, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Habana, yes. I'm like, yeah, she's. She's a sickening businesswoman. If you.

[Monet Xchange]

If you have kids and again to sports, how would you react? I know I would be insufferable. I'm at every game. I'm on the sidelines.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on, what are you talking about?

[Monet Xchange]

That's daubing me. If my kid was a sport in a sport.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I was a kid in a sport, I'd be there and I'd be rooting for them. I'd be like, you don't want to be a cheerleader. That'd be more fun for me. But if I have a kid who wants to go in the arts. I've already told you this. You are not allowed to quit the first year you try. You have to commit a year. If you tell me. If you tell me you want to play trumpet and I buy you a motherfucking trumpet. I better hear toot, toot, toot, loop, toot, toot.

[Jacob Ritz]

Generally speaking, you don't buy a trumpet for a beginning. You would rent water one or the

[Monet Xchange]

school probably normally provides it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If.

[Monet Xchange]

And I'm assuming the school that you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

go to, hey, look at this one. Look at this one here. I'm assuming many. This one here.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm assuming the district you're in, the school you're in, they'll probably provide the instrument for the first. For while you're in school band. Because not unless you wanted to get into it. Like when they're in, like, I don't know if you want to teach them the Suzuki method when they start playing at three years old. And that's different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had to drop out a band because my mom would. Wouldn't buy me a saxophone.

[Monet Xchange]

Like to practice outside of school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She wouldn't rent the saxophone. Yeah, you gotta rent the saxophone. I was like, I ain't renting no saxophone.

[Monet Xchange]

That's too much money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She bought me the recorder.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Yes. If my kid is involved in any sport or anything, I'm going balls to the wall. I want to be there every game as much as I can. And be. I would probably be the crazy stage parent, like, going in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will support my child for sure, but if my kid wants to quit football, I will just pull them out.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I think anything that they want to do, they like, to your point, they have to commit. Like, if you. I want to teach them about because I really regret my mom letting me quit piano. Like, at this age. I wish she'd not let me quit it. I wanted to quit she's like, okay. I wish that Sheila would be like, no, keep doing it. You're not quitting. I really, I. You know, the only thing you'd have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

built some resentment if she'd have made you do it.

[Monet Xchange]

Maybe. But I know now, sitting at this point, I wish I stuck with it, because I think I would be. I am proficient enough so I can play chords and notes, but if I would have stuck with it, I could have been. Who knows what my life would have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, she don't want you to be miserable.

[Jacob Ritz]

You can always pick it up. Right now you can go.

[Monet Xchange]

Let me say something. Learning an instrument as an adult is not the same as a kid. You learn it way fast and way better when you're. When you're a child. As an adult, your brain is not. It is harder to learn instruments as an adult.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe in my heart of hearts that if I started today, I could play the entire Maple Leaf Rag in a year. You probably.

[Monet Xchange]

That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, like, flawlessly. Like, with, like, the build up.

[Monet Xchange]

You have to be practicing. You have to be taking lessons and practicing, like, at least three or four times a week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could do that. What song are you gonna play?

[Monet Xchange]

What if I take piano for a year? Yeah. I mean, my dream would be to play the Chopin ballad and G minor. It is my favorite. Can I hear it? It's my favorite musical piece of all time and I can't sing it.

[Jacob Ritz]

Oh, I was gonna have money sing it, but she's on vocal rest.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Jacob Ritz]

Chopin. What?

[Monet Xchange]

Ballad. B, A, L, L, A, D, E. In G minor. B, A, L, L, A, D, E. Oh, there we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's hear it.

[Monet Xchange]

It's long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl,

[Monet Xchange]

Honestly, close this out with this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your own vocal rights. Please, please, please, please protect the instrument.

[Monet Xchange]

You can forward a little bit. It is one of the most beautiful pieces.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't cry.

[Monet Xchange]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was so rude. I'm sorry. You're going through an emotional moment.

[Monet Xchange]

Let me be here with you while you explore your music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, is it.

[Monet Xchange]

Damn. Jacob said no.

[Jacob Ritz]

I don't know how he. I just. I'm wary about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you look up

[Jacob Ritz]

song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a. It's like a new classic D Note. Go to YouTube. It's like we're gonna get. Maybe it's. It's like this new song. You go straight to YouTube, baby. So I can see multiple options, and it's. Maybe it's not a D note. There's like. It's like a new classic, basically. C note song.

[Monet Xchange]

You mean John Cage?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

C. No, Maybe try that John Cage

[Monet Xchange]

C.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's new Monet. This motherfucker look old as shit. Try like. No. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Give me two more tries and then we can rap. Wait, wait. Try TikTok Classical Song.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think you're. You have any information.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, it's called like, a. It's like, named after like a note.

[Monet Xchange]

This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name the notes.

[Monet Xchange]

A, B, C, D, E, F, G. G Note.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Song. Okay. Last. Last one. Complicated. Complicated piano. Last one, last one. Complicated piano song. That's my last one.

[Monet Xchange]

You said last one like three tries ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scroll down. Oh, it's about to be in here. Someone knows it. Okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

Also, you should have just. At this point, you should have just lied and been like that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's one hardest piano song ever. No. All right, I'll find it for next time.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Real quick, before we wrap up, what criteria are we looking for for this penis? We're doing. We're doing a casting call criteria. I mean, do we want this penis to be gigantic? Do we want it to be.

[Monet Xchange]

No. Gigantic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want it to be average? Do we want it to be big?

[Monet Xchange]

I think. I think between average and big. Somewhere there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you give me a number of inches from, please?

[Monet Xchange]

Six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six.

[Jacob Ritz]

Two.

[Monet Xchange]

Six, two. Seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're stopping at seven.

[Monet Xchange]

Six to seven. Seven and a half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amateur hour and seven and a half

[Monet Xchange]

is a big dig. Wow. Size queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what is the thickness we are stopping at?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know how to measure thickness. I never measured the circumference of a piece.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think of a. Think of an item.

[Monet Xchange]

A Pringles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say thinner than a standard stage mic.

[Monet Xchange]

A standard stage mic? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And I know you're gonna send us pictures. I know you're deep into Heidism, so it doesn't matter.

[Monet Xchange]

The height, bitch. I hooked up with this guy in Minneapolis, Short King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you can think of a short guy you hooked up with, you think's hot.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you can.

[Monet Xchange]

You didn't say who I hooked up with. You just said naming shortcut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he hot?

[Monet Xchange]

He was hot. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he under five' eight?

[Monet Xchange]

Probably, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you could think of someone. Look at that.

[Monet Xchange]

Anyways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at that.

[Monet Xchange]

People have to send us pictures anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Jacob, what email they send these pictures to? They need to be LA based. We're not flying to you. You're not flying us? Yeah. No, I mean for the right dick,

[Monet Xchange]

I'll pay for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll get you an Uber.

[Monet Xchange]

No, but for the right dick, we fly the biz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We not flying.

[Monet Xchange]

You can fly. It's civil rights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm offering an Uber and as far as Pasadena. What's the email, Jacob?

[Jacob Ritz]

I don't know. I don't want people sending because I actually go through something like email. I need an email that I need to. You can send it to ritz blitz4gmail.com

[Bob the Drag Queen]

should we do dick picsmail R I T S Should we do dick [e-mail]

[Monet Xchange]

no, do the 1.

[Jacob Ritz]

Jacob's R I T T S B L I T Z4gmail.com youm have to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

be in the LA area. No further than Pasadena.

[Monet Xchange]

But if the dick is right, we will find it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I'm not paying for someone to come here with their penis.

[Jacob Ritz]

Monet, will.

[Monet Xchange]

You will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not. I'm telling you right now. I don't agree to that. No, I don't agree.

[Monet Xchange]

If it's a perfect dick. Listen, just try it. We'll talk about it.

[Jacob Ritz]

Michael B. Jordan wants to come out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you play him? He can play. He's a rich ass. He'll play himself. He can pay him for it. Imagine me going to lunch with Michael B. Jordan paying for it.

[Jacob Ritz]

I feel like you paid much more for like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because these people didn't have all that money. If you have. I'm not paying for Michael B. Jordan.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay, but what about somebody else with a nice dick?

[Monet Xchange]

Right. And you know, we'll go far as Australia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I prefer you be in the LA area. We'll get you the Uber and you have to be on camera and you have to sign some sort of a consent form.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, we'll have to get a consent for sure. This is crazy. This is furious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I buy everyone.

[Monet Xchange]

All right.

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