The One About Scams

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Scams" (Nov 3, 2025)

Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen bring their signature blend of wit, roast, and realness for a sprawling, hilarious, and occasionally surprisingly deep discussion about “Scams” in their lives, society, the drag world and beyond. While the central theme is scams, their meandering conversation covers everything from botched Uber rides and wigs gone missing to the perils of trusting people, animal cruelty in rodeos, plant care drama, and their unfiltered takes on meet-and-greet etiquette. This episode is classic Sibling Rivalry: playful bickering, brutally honest anecdotes, and no shortage of memorable quotes.

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Main Discussions & Insights

1. What Counts as Cold? (01:44–03:52)

• The two debate ideal home temperatures and when you need the AC cranked, especially during "adult activities."
• Quote – Bob: “You need to crank up the AC when you start fucking.” (02:22)
• Monét prefers it warmer: “I'd rather be sweaty and hot, like, than be cold and be like, oh my God, I'm cold.” (02:27)
• Classic roasting: “I’ve seen you sneeze and be in full on flop sweat.” (Bob, 02:47)

2. That Everyone Has ‘Something’ (04:03–05:24)

• A quick detour into everyone self-diagnosing and the therapy generation.
• Bob’s Boomer Hot Take: “Everyone has something nowadays. I’m not trying to invalidate your experience, but there’s no way all of your exes are narcissists.” (04:21)
• Monét: “Now we have language and we can talk about these things, whereas that was not a thing, like 20 years ago.” (04:44)

3. Teeth, Bones, & Dental Forensics (07:05–08:56)

• They debate if teeth are bones, and whether your teeth can identify you post-mortem.
• Educational moment with Bob: “They're going over dental records because obviously your teeth change a lot.” (08:11)
• Roasting continues: “You have no wisdom. So that means…?” (Monét, 09:24)

4. Bob & Monét’s Home Defense Tactics (10:21–14:17)

• Monét wants to learn ninja stars (shuriken) for self-defense.
• Bob jokes about coming in with a baseball bat and whip: “I could easily annihilate you.” (12:01)
• Spirals into a fantasy fight: “I could grab your ankles… and your whole body would be airborne.” (13:13)

5. Bullfighting & Rodeo Cruelty (14:40–18:43)

• They discuss the cruelty of bull riding/bullfighting, including how bulls are provoked and drugged.
• Quote – Bob: “They take a rope… against his nuts… and then right before, they yank it really hard. Basically pissing the bull off…” (15:11)
• Sympathetic to the bulls, Monét admits: “When I see the videos when the person gets trampled… I'm like, good.” (15:35)
• Bob explains: “If the matador is successful, they then take the last—the coup de grace—stab the bull… where its heart is.” (16:07)

6. Plant Drama & Getting Scammed by Gardeners (18:45–22:21)

• Monét and Bob compete over plant knowledge (“You are not a plant person!” – Bob, 19:55).
• Bob gloats after Monet fires her gardener, who was allegedly a “scam”: “I told you that gardener was a scam.” (22:21)

7. Uber Scams and Ride Sharing Risks (22:27–24:45)

• Monét details being double-charged after trying to “help” an Uber driver circumvent the app—ends up scammed.
• Quote – Bob: “Girl, I don't know. There's always a scam happening with you.” (24:45)

8. Wig, Grills, & Service Scams (25:00–33:13)

• Monét recounts two stories of wig designers running off with her custom wigs.
• Another tale: Getting scammed by a grill-maker in LA. Paid $2200 upfront for custom diamond grills, gets only the gold part, and after two years still no diamonds.
  • “Two years later, I literally got an email a month ago: ‘We’re almost done with your order.’ That’s crazy.” (32:46)
• Bob roasts Monét for being “easy to murder,” noting her trusting naïveté with strangers and money.

9. Apartment Dentistry – When Cheap Goes Wrong (34:12–36:05)

• Bob nearly gets wisdom teeth pulled “in an apartment with a dentist chair.” Red-flag moment leads him to leave.
• Monét laughs at the absurdity: “You want to get your wisdom teeth pulled in an apartment?” (35:25)

10. MLMs, Small Businesses & Vending Machines (36:49–38:21)

• Bob confesses he once tried to run a vending machine business in NYC, ultimately abandoning the machine.
• Bob: “Someone somewhere has a free vending machine.” (37:54)

11. Chips & Snack Rankings (38:33–41:37)

• Hot debate about the best chips ever—Bob touts Cardi B’s wrap snacks, Monét loves salt and vinegar kettle chips.
• Bob roasts people who love salt & vinegar: “You like the roof of your mouth to feel like it’s been scraped by a shuriken.” (41:09)

12. pH Balances, Sexual Health & Doxy PEP (41:48–44:11)

• They discuss pH balance, sexual health, and Doxy PEP for STI prevention.
• Hilarity: “It's the balance of ph in your body.” (Monét, 41:52)
• Bob shares a rare story: “I got syphilis from sucking a dick one time… It is pretty rare… but bitch, I did.” (42:47)

13. Meet-and-Greet Mishaps & “Scamming” Fans (56:11–59:05)

• Bob confronts Monét about a fan who never got his VIP picture at a drag event.
• Quote – Bob: “Instead of justifying… you could let your fans know that you are a person.” (57:16)
• Monét: “I'm never doing [DragCon] again.” (57:33)
• Bob is insistent: “You have an opportunity to assure your fans that… you will work to make it right.” (57:43)

14. Friendship, Petty Arguments, and Game Night (46:58–53:14)

• Bob and Monét revisit their “Blood on the Clocktower” game night, including accusations of betrayal, bad discernment, and recapping their pattern of friendly squabbling.
• Quote – Monet: “Doing this podcast is a bad idea. It was a bad idea for me, too, but here I am.” (45:26)
• “My experience is valid. What about the fans, though? I'm a fan of you.” (Monét, 59:16)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Sometimes your pain makes me happy.” – Monet X Change (10:08)
• “My nays called y’all poor, broke and nasty…” – Bob the Drag Queen (01:32)
• “There’s always a scam happening with you… Do you believe in karma?” – Bob (24:45)
• “You would be so easy to murder. You would be the easiest kill.” – Bob (31:12)
• “I got syphilis from sucking a dick one time.” – Bob (42:47)
• “You're just trusting people. You've been scammed on your grills, you've been scammed on eight wigs…” – Bob (45:03)
• “Instead of justifying your behavior and the scams that your company produces, you could look into the camera and talk to your fans…” – Bob (57:16)
• “That's crazy. Doing this podcast.” – Monét (45:26)
• “Sometimes I would say something about it. She’ll be like, no. Then it takes y’all have to comment below for Monet to hear people who are plant people.” (19:06)
• “You need to crank up the AC when you start fucking.” – Bob (02:22)
• “I told you that Gardener was a scam.” – Bob (22:21)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description | |----------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:44 | "What’s Cold?" (house temp, AC, and sweatiest queens) | | 04:21 | Self-diagnosis generation (narcissist exes, therapy language) | | 07:05 | Teeth, bones & CSI forensics | | 10:08 | Ninja star shenanigans and “sometimes your pain makes me happy” | | 14:40 | Rodeo/bullfighting animal cruelty | | 18:45 | Gardener drama, plant care IQ quiz | | 22:27 | Uber scam story | | 25:00 | Wigs & grillmakers: the drag queen scam sweep | | 34:12 | Wisdom teeth at the apartment dentist | | 36:49 | MLMs, vending machine hustle failed | | 38:33 | Best and worst chips—an impassioned snack ranking | | 41:48 | pH balance, Doxy PEP, rare syphilis from oral sex | | 45:26 | “Doing this podcast is a bad idea…” and bad discernment banter | | 46:58 | Pattern of bickering, Game Night, Blood on the Clocktower | | 53:01 | Mutual home “shopping” (stealing snacks, gadgets, wigs from each other’s homes) | | 54:51 | Shout out to Laci Mosley’s “Scam Goddess” podcast, Netflix series | | 56:11 | Confronting Monet about meet-and-greet/merch fulfillment “scam” | | 59:05 | Debating fan experiences, meet and greet etiquette | | 60:40 | Final round of mutual shade, “let’s go 911 your plants” |

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Summary & Takeaways

• Scams are everywhere: From shady wig braiders, to ride-share grifts, to drag queen merch fulfillment, to classic MLMs—Bob & Monét show that scams are everywhere in queer life, drag, and even the simple act of trusting people.
• Trust & Discernment: The episode is a funny meditation on where (and why) we put our trust—and who ends up getting burned.
• Power of Community Feedback: Whether it’s fans in the comments, or drag sisters calling each other out, accountability (and public airing of drama) happens in real time.
• Comedic Chemistry: Above all, the episode is a showcase for Sibling Rivalry’s comedic chemistry, running bits, and relentless shade.

This episode is essential Sibling Rivalry: irreverent, honest, a little chaotic, but always hilarious and surprisingly insightful about the perils and pleasures of queer, artist, and drag life.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change. And this is sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we find out are bulls doing ketamine.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about scams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Mon say this.

[Monet X Change]

You know, sometimes your pain makes me happy. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My nays called y' all poor, broke and nasty. When is it cold? Um, I don't know. I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think temperature's a vibe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm looking for an answer. You know how yesterday we're on the call, you're trying to get the time, the date, the day and the time I want. I'm gonna press you until we get our day and our time.

[Monet X Change]

But we talked about this. So during the day, I keep my house at 75. And that's not cold. But time. 75 is hot now. At night, you mean cause you're sleeping

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or like just walking around the house Cause you're sleeping.

[Monet X Change]

Because you're sleeping under blankets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not always sleeping at night. There's stuff you do in the night that's not sleeping.

[Monet X Change]

But I still keep the house, like at night. Like in bed, cold is 68. You do need out of bed. 75 is cold is 72.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say this, you do need to crank up the AC when you start fucking.

[Monet X Change]

No. Oh, my God. We're opposite. When I, we put the AC off Cause I don't want to be cold when I'm fucking. Like, I'd rather be sweaty and hot, like, than be cold and be like, oh my God, I'm cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the question is, are you active?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because, bitch, I've seen you crack a sweat opening a can of soda.

[Monet X Change]

You're so. Holy shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I know if you're.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know if you're active. But you know, girl, I'm active. I've seen you sneeze and be in full on flop sweat.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's Latrice Royale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're sweaty.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a sweaty girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As Patty Sorry, this was just blocking your face. Okay. Oh, oh, that way, that way.

[Monet X Change]

Got you. Oh, word. Look at that. So you, so you was holding out on the mic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On the mic stands. First of all, you malign my mic stands every time we come here because

[Monet X Change]

they're a little raggedy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not raggedy. Raggedy.

[Monet X Change]

They always flopping around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, you're knocking them around.

[Monet X Change]

If I touch it, this shit going

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to fly out of here.

[Monet X Change]

But so wait, so right now this is secure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you're going to do something crazy? No, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I promise I'm not going to do anything crazy. I just want to know, are we in a secure position with the mic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you about to do?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not going to do anything. I'm asking a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, the mic is secure. Unless you're being ridiculous. Ok. Monet would be like, so this is. But you're going to sit here and say you're not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a sleeping, sweaty girl. I mean, okay, yeah, when I'm on stage, When I'm on stage doing a show and dancing and yes, I'm going to sweat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my regular. Like, what about when you're on stage standing up and doing stand up comedy and talking?

[Monet X Change]

I'm doing stand up. Like my body just said. I really am not that sweaty. Now, Andy, sweaty Andy sweats throughout the day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy's Swamp thing. Andy is, is a wet person. Andy is soggy.

[Monet X Change]

I think he has hyperhidrosis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Everyone can't have something.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think he does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to say everyone can't have something.

[Monet X Change]

No, cuz sometimes we're the, the house, like we're in bed and the AC is on. It's 60, 68 degree. And he'll start busting out a sweat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like a boomer, but everyone has something nowadays. This is, this is a hot take. Everyone has something. And also I just want to say this to you at home. I'm not trying to invalidate your experience, but there's no way all of your exes are narcissists. That's not all of you. There's no way every single one of you was dating. Have you seen anything online? My ex was a narcissist.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that's the thing everyone says. Well, I think also. But I think that is because more people. And again, not saying everyone is narcissistic and suffers from these disorders, but I think now we're all going to therapy and we have language and we can talk about these things, whereas that was not a thing, like, 20 years ago. No one's going to therapy. I mean, yes, people were going to therapy, but now it is common practice, I'd say, for people to take up their mental.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Tylenol, y' all go home. Don't let your mom take Tylenol. You'll end up autistic by lunchtime.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Well, that's the whole thing, too. A lot of people are getting diagnosed with adult autism.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Autism. Is it called an autism? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that's what I've. That maybe does the buzzword on tick tock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know there is adult braces. If you have braces there. If you have braces over the age of 18, you have adult braces.

[Monet X Change]

Well, if people are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, unless you can. They grandfathered in.

[Shannon Maldonado]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you turn 18, with adults with braces, you have braces. But if you are over 18, you got braces, you have adult braces.

[Monet X Change]

Well, people are getting braced. Adults are. Children are getting braces or those. Get Invisalign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's some adults who get braces still. Really? Yeah. I've seen a few adults with braces. I mean, nowadays, there's much more Invisalign than there are braces. Yeah, my chorus teacher in high school had braces. I remember being like. This is. I remember being like, yo, big ass with braces.

[Monet X Change]

My middle school teacher, Ms. Little, had braces, too. And then she. After lunch, she would. She would have her lunch, and she would be. We had chorus after lunches. Guys, the half notes. You have to sing the half notes, Kevin. I was like, can you clean. Brush your teeth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would it be you with the Invisalign? No, no, you're. You're an Invisalign slurper. Everyone who has Invisalign, you ain't taking my.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not digging food out of my Invisalign. As I'm talking to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But y' all do it. It's like a graphic display, the way you take your Invisalign. Yeah. And it's. And by the way, for some reason, you could have taken them out. All of you Invisalign hoes. You could have taken them out before you got to the table. But for some reason, you waited till the. You waited, you picked up the fork and said, hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Because. Because you know what it is? The pain of the Invisalign is. So when you, like, are. When you go in, especially when you are doing a new tray, when you're putting a new tray in, it is the pain of a new tray. You'll never understand because you don't have to. You don't need to do Invisalign. I mean, I work at work in my cycle. No, I'm kidding. I have great teeth. I know, but the pain. We know the pain of putting in a brand new tray. You want to wait to take it out when you do not have to. Like, you're trying to hold onto it so you don't have to put it back in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All you're doing is shifting your skull.

[Monet X Change]

I know. It's very painful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are teeth bones?

[Monet X Change]

I think so. That's why when you die, they can use them to just like. Yeah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was going to say, like, finish that.

[Monet X Change]

They can use it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, finish that. Finish that. Cook it up. Cook it up. You about to say to get your DNA.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. I was going to say, like, if they, like, find your bones, they can, like, trace it back to your body. But if I was. If you were to. If you killed me and I found. And you found this. My arm chopped off somewhere. Can they figure out it was me because of the bone. But why can't you use the DNA?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They would use the DNA. They wouldn't. They wouldn't like skin. They wouldn't like, filet your arm. They'd be like, oh, we'll just take a chunk of DNA.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, but specifically the bone. Like, can you use. Can you use someone's bones to find them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because that's DNA in it.

[Monet X Change]

But the teeth, they're not finding the DNA from the teeth. No, but it's not the DNA, though. They're looking at the. Right. Yeah, they're looking at, like, almost like your teeth are kind of like fossilized. Like, to you, almost like fingerprints. Fossilized, not fossilized. Your teeth are, like, personalized. Yeah, personalized, Sorry. They're like fingerprints. But it's not because DNA it's because they have, like, little tracks and grooves that are specific and unique to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No, yeah. No, you're. What? They're. They're going over dental records because obviously your teeth change a lot. So actually, I don't think what you're saying is 100 true. Because your teeth are constantly changing. Like your teeth are being grinded down. They don't have like, teeth prints because as you grow, your teeth change.

[Monet X Change]

This is true. Then how do they find you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dental records. So they'll be like, do these dental records match the last person's dental records?

[Monet X Change]

Dental records are a comprehensive collection of information about a patient's oral health, including their medical history, dental examinations. But I'm saying. Okay, so like, let's say you find my. You find. I went to the dentist 10 years ago and I'm dead. You find me in Bob's closet and all of my skull is left with just my teeth. I've grinded them. I've done invisalign. I shifted. How are they tracking it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a fake tooth. That's a real tooth. This tooth has a root canal on it. This tooth has this. So we. Because I know that your molars have been removed and you have. And Your, your, your 17 or whatever the numbers are, is, Has a root canal. They will. They'll base it off that.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know how many teeth you have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

32 Ventidos. But I also have. I've lost all my wisdom.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that's 22, 32.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't have any wisdom teeth. They're all gone. So what's that?

[Monet X Change]

You have no wisdom. So that means you have. I mean, do molas. I think molas count is one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it wisdom to the molar?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what you get. That's what. Take a mouthpick hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wisdom tooth is a molar.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, can you. I didn't know that. But. But also in theory, three, six of my teeth are one big tooth or two big teeth.

[Monet X Change]

Because they're bridges.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're bridges.

[Monet X Change]

But I. I think when. In the forensic of it all. Yeah. Wait, you see the molars? I think in the forensic of it all. Yeah. They're your third molars that never come down or they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, mine came. Baby, they came. They called the scene.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's when we did the tour. And you were still have yours in. No, I got mine removed. I got all four at the same time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I couldn't wait to give you the same fever you gave me when I got married.

[Monet X Change]

That shit was so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was not funny.

[Monet X Change]

It was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in pain.

[Monet X Change]

You were not in pain. Well, your pain, you know, sometimes your pain makes me happy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's sick. You're a narcissist. I'm working with a narcissist.

[Monet X Change]

I want to learn how to throw a ninja star. There's probably a TikTok like a shuriken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you want to wear that?

[Monet X Change]

I just think that it would be a great way to combat assailants with answer my home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not.

[Monet X Change]

I think someone breaks in my house,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, I'm like, nigga, give me the motherfucking tv. I'm like, anyway, child, anyways.

[Monet X Change]

But I'll be kind though, if I learned how to do it, like really good. I'm like, but I mean, how many

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do you have on your person?

[Monet X Change]

I think I'll carry six. That sounds like a safe number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got six shots, six shurikens. Six. And after that, what are you collecting them? That's like.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's the thing. You come into the house, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you're empty now. And let's just say you missed five. And you hit me in the thigh with one.

[Monet X Change]

And I hit the. So a shuriken is long and sharp. Bitch, you're done. You're done. Your leg is cooked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. No, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, ninja stars are not primarily lethal weapons, but are effective for distraction, injury and infection. So you're infected.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, infections don't happen that quickly.

[Monet X Change]

With the shirt. I'm put poison on my shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, hey, Google, stop.

[Monet X Change]

I'm putting poison on mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's not. I mean, yeah, but even with. I don't think the infection, infections don't happen that quickly.

[Monet X Change]

I have fast acting poison, so as soon as it gets in there, it's already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm poisoning. Maybe. Okay, what kind of poison?

[Monet X Change]

I'd have to research, find out which poison I'm gonna use on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you think you have access to fast acting poison?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're not on a list, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I can make anything Chatgpt. Hello?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm gonna say right now, if I walk in and you have shurikens and I have a baseball bat, I could easily annihilate you. Easily.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but how many burglars are coming with a baseball bat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying, if I did, I feel like a burglar would come with an eye for a gun. No.

[Monet X Change]

So there's this really iconic podcast of this woman. She was a cat burglar. She was a cat burglar for 20 years and she never had any weapons because you were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's one that's not. That's not the standard.

[Monet X Change]

I think it might be, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Based on what?

[Monet X Change]

For a cat burglar, a robber is different than a cat burger. Cat burglars, they're like Catwoman. Catwoman never had a weapon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she did get a whip everywhere she went.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but. Okay, A whip versus a shuriken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I could fuck you up with a whip.

[Monet X Change]

No, my shuriken is. You're done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I already have training with a whip. I already know how to use it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Lord, here we go. Kitten with a whip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. I already know how to use it. And also, what are you gonna do when I hit you? But you ever been hit? Whip would hurt. I've hit myself on accident. It hurts very bad.

[Monet X Change]

But your aim is not that good. I'm very agile and limber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We should do one of those I trust my wife videos.

[Monet X Change]

Hell no. You're not hitting. You're not getting nothing off my head. No apple, a shoe, nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would do it.

[Monet X Change]

Remarkably, there is nothing I would let you hit me with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me. Let me. I could grab your ankles. You don't have to do the movies. And then you think you can sit both of your legs together. You'll be airborne for a solid trainer.

[Monet X Change]

So do you. You are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can get my legs and pull me. I could. If I had your legs, I could definitely take you off. I. I can. I lift you off the ground all the time.

[Monet X Change]

No, you can't. That's one hand. You lift me up with your entire body weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying I will yank it and your whole body will like this.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You won't be dangling upside down. But if I got. If I have both of your ankles, I could absolutely.

[Monet X Change]

No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let me give. Be clear. Let me be clear. You think if I grab your ankles, I can't yank you to the ground?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, if you like, do like this. I'm just saying. But if you're trying to do like the movies, like Catwoman told myself you're not doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. If I capture your ankles and then you. And then I yank it with one hand.

[Monet X Change]

Now you need two hands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are going down, bro.

[Monet X Change]

You need two hands.

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You think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you'll just be standing there, like wiggling out? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you have a shuriken in your thigh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How are you.

[Monet X Change]

How do you have something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm using my arm.

[Monet X Change]

Fast acting poison, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's travels to my arm.

[Monet X Change]

Now it's traveling to your pelvis and your groin. So now you're really infirm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Horny. Oh, now I'm bricked up. Put a little Viagra on the tip. Don't let me catch you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you should lasso. No, I'll be like, ooh, I could shirk in your dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I could use a lasso.

[Monet X Change]

A lasso's like a wonder Woman. It has a loop on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lasso is like a rope with a. Yeah, a rope with a loop. Lasso seems insane.

[Monet X Change]

I was watching rodeo stuff. I don't know why. There's like rodeo shit on my TikTok and I'm like, rodeo seems so sad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me more.

[Monet X Change]

Like riding the bulls and like teasing these fucking animals. And then when they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When our rodeo is bull riding.

[Monet X Change]

Well, this was. This was the rodeo I was watching, or the few that have been popping up my thing, they're like. They're bull riding the rodeo. I mean, the bulls and it just seems so. It's like torture for these animals. Like, why, like, why is this a sport?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that is. That is true. Bull riding is. Is. First of all, they really agitate. You know how they get the bulls all riled up?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They take a rope and they tie it around the back half of the bull and they put it up against his nuts. And then right before the bull goes out, they yank it really, really hard. I'm not making. They yank it really hard. Basically pissing the bull off because you've hit him in the nuts.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, over and over again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then they put a person on his back and the bull runs out.

[Monet X Change]

That's why. I'm sorry. When I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why the bull so angry?

[Monet X Change]

When I see the videos when the person gets trampled and mango, I'm like, good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then you deserve it. And then bull fighting. Those bulls are drugged.

[Monet X Change]

Drugged?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

With what? Ketamine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they're just like on E.

[Monet X Change]

The bull's having a good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The bulls are like, that bull is turning up. I saw the sign. No, the bull is drugged up, so they're weaker so that the matadors can like fuck them up. And then they stab them. What they're stabbing them with also has fast acting poison.

[Monet X Change]

It's a trend alert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then if the matador is successful, they then take the last. The coup de grace is they stab the bull in the back between the shoulder blade, which is where his heart is.

[Monet X Change]

That's so fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they kill it in front of everyone but the bull can also. I'll tell you what the bull does when we're free.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the bull. I think if the bull survives, it runs to the streets and that's when it attacks people.

[Monet X Change]

So if after they try to stab it, it doesn't die?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think if the, like, if the. If the matador can't get the bull, can't kill the bull, then the bull runs.

[Monet X Change]

And the purpose of that is for it to get the, like trample and maybe kill people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The point is just to run, but then. But then after the bull runs, they kill it anyway.

[Monet X Change]

That's so fucking awesome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the bull. I'm pretty sure every bull you've ever seen in a matter of fight is dead. You've never seen a bull in a matter of fight that's alive.

[Monet X Change]

That's why when they get people, I'll be like, yes, bitch, fucking get them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw a video the other day of a bull running down, running down the street. And baby, this guy, everyone's running. This one guy's like, just looking away. Baby, this bull gathered. I'm telling it hit him right in the small of his back. He was. These beasts are so powerful.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was just. I mean, it wasn't funny, but it was funny because when the bull hit him, the way he flung, your body flew. But then this person just caught it at the. It was like in slow motion. Maybe they just slowed it down. And the music they added to it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Bob, I think they slowed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they added. But it might have been filmed in slow motion. Why can't it be filmed in slow motion? I'm saying either it was filming slow motion or it was slowing down. I think if the bull thing, someone

[Monet X Change]

like attention was like, I'm gonna feel this in slow mo for TikTok later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not necessarily for TikTok, but it's someone who's documenting people. People film stuff in slow motion all the time. If there's something I think would be interesting I will hit the slow motion mode for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Slow motion never works out for me. I'd rather do it. Technology is so good. Doing it in post is way easier. You can do a curve and make it better. Cause when you do it in the app, it always is not the slow motion. A is too long. You have to adjust it. Might as well just do it in post. Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your bird of paradise. The pot is too small.

[Monet X Change]

So I had my garden. I got a new gardener. Oh, my God. I've been on a gardener thing. My current. Well, as of this moment, my ex gardener.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one that we warned you about. Awful. The one that literally when I said it, you were like, oh, no, he's a trustworthy, worthy man. He would never do anything to me. And then the comments. Sometimes I would say something about it. She'll be like, no. Then it takes y'. All. Y' all have to comment below for

[Monet X Change]

money to hear people who are plant people. Because so in this. In my plant video, people who are plant people, people who are like, in the profession, are giving me advice. So, yes, I'm going to trust their advice than yours, who's not in the profession or the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was right and you were wrong.

[Monet X Change]

No one's saying you weren't right. But I'm not going to take your advice over people who are professionally doing the thing. And you also knew it was a what? What? What plan is it from the comments?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I knew that.

[Monet X Change]

I knew it was a dracraina because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know what a fucking. I know what plants look like. If we pull up plants, I don't

[Monet X Change]

know what they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know what plants look like.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, pull out some plants. Cause you are so full of shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the upper lip.

[Monet X Change]

You're so full of shit, I could smell it from over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your upper lip.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's you, nigga, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Great comeback, Mo.

[Monet X Change]

I know you don't show it. He gonna see the name of it. Oh, it's a quiz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's that? That's a hydrangea.

[Monet X Change]

That's not a hydrangea. Isn't even an option.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

I have no idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say I'm gonna play. You are not a plant person. You said you know flats. Jacob, that's a type of hydrangea.

[Monet X Change]

It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone knows that an atagona is a type of charger. Hydrangea.

[Monet X Change]

Snapdragon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Snapdragon, which is a type of adidange. Which type of hydrangea.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone knows that's the Next slide. Well, that's easy. It's a fucking cactus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a cactus.

[Monet X Change]

My three year old nephew knows that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm surprised you knew.

[Monet X Change]

What was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see the options. That's a succulent. No, that is a.

[Monet X Change]

That is not a succulent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's. Everyone knows that's a snake plant.

[Monet X Change]

That's not a snake plant. Snake plants are not that. They're tall with the white teeth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then what is it?

[Monet X Change]

I know it's not a snake plant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

If I had to guess, I would say this was a columbine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that was a guess and it was a bad guess.

[Monet X Change]

So you got two. 50.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

50.

[Monet X Change]

Which one is it, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zoom in. I can't see this shit. Zoom, Jacob, zoom. I can't see it.

[Monet X Change]

This is as far as I can zoom in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it was going slow. Oh, yeah. That's a portaluca

[Monet X Change]

last one. What's this one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We need to see the options.

[Monet X Change]

No, you say you know them without.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do know them. But you need a reminder. Unzoom. I need to see the options.

[Monet X Change]

You want to zoom. You want to unzoom. Can you choose?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is a. I know what it is.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then answer it.

[Monet X Change]

No, you first didn't answer it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was at the same time.

[Monet X Change]

One, two, three. You see? You're full of shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's an African violet.

[Monet X Change]

It is an African violet. It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know who's back. Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's good. Yeah. I know as much as you. But you say you know more and I know. What I know is. What I know is I would never have my bird of paradise dying in a tiny while. Slowly dying in a tiny little. It needs to be rehomed.

[Monet X Change]

So anyway, my gardener came yesterday and he was like, yeah, so I have a big banana leaf outside in a big pot that's like this big. And he's like, yeah, these grow so fast and the roots grow so deep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Deep.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I need to plant it like in the ground. In the ground. Not having it in a pot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In a pot.

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[Monet X Change]

So also my bamboo, they look a little yellow. So I was like blaming. So this is not the gardener's fault. I was blaming. He was like, no, you have yellow green bamboo. I was like, what the fuck you mean yellow green bamboo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, I got a rig of bamboo, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, I want to agree. He's like, yeah, like this, the species of bamboo is that when the new leaves come on, the old ones turn away and then they die off. I was like, that's not what I ordered. It is. No, I asked for green bamboo, and this is what I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

May not be what you asked for, but it is what you ordered.

[Monet X Change]

It is what I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. Well, anyway, I told you that Gardner was a scam. Does this new guy also charge you for days? He doesn't work?

[Monet X Change]

No, he's just gonna come on a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so that wasn't a. See when I said this, when they act like I was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I was trying to be, like, generous, you know, and be whatever. But you know what? This is why that Uber thing, I told. I'm not doing that anymore either. Cause they fucked me over with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What Uber thing?

[Monet X Change]

Because Uber is. A lot of drivers complain about how Uber is a fucked up company. Like, the. The percentage that they make from the rise is so not minimal, but, like, if you want $100 rise, they're just pulling 55 bucks from it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is that the real number?

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. So I was so a driver. He was like, you know, it'd be really helpful. He's like, I'm not gonna speak with other drivers. For me, I would like, you know, would you be down if I cancel the ride and then you just pay me the cost of the ride? I was like, sure, that sounds great. It worked a few times. Uber driver. Yeah, 50 is 50, 75% of the fare, but I think that online they say it's more like 55, maybe 60%. This is up to 75%. So I was going to JFK, not JFK, where is it? LAX. And I'm in the car and I'm like, hey, so totally cool if you want to just keep it on the app, but I've heard from one of the drivers that you got that you guys would appreciate just me paying you the fare directly as opposed to going through Uber. He's like, yeah, that sounds cool. I'm down for that. I was like, okay. He's like, well, can you cancel the ride? He's. He's like, you cancel it. I was like, well, no, if I cancel it, I'm gonna get a penalty from Uber and I have to pay. He was like, for real? I was like, he knew. You don't act like you don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For real's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

For real. And I was like, you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

You can hear. So I was like. He's like, well, I mean, I think if you cancel, it'll be fine. I was like, no. He's like, you know what? Let's just do it through the app. He's like, no, no, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool. And then he didn't cancel it and we couldn't go in. So we get as we're like halfway through the trip. He's like, are you gonna send me the money? I was like, no, I'm not gonna send you the money. You didn't cancel the ride. We're still in the. Like, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, you were being held hostage, girl. He was like, well, I'm not stopping the car. Turn the car around. I'll take your ass right back to where you live, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

So he ended up canceling it, but then the way that he did it, it charged me for what we. The distance we had already made and I had already venmoed him the price that we agreed on. So it's just the whole thing. I was like, you know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, double charged. Well, I got.

[Monet X Change]

It was like 20 something bucks. The ride would've been was like $102, but charged me for the distance we've already traveled and I already paid him, so I ended up paying more than I would have fucked. Anyway, long story short, I'm not doing anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was getting scam. Girl, I don't know. There's always a scam happening with you. Do you even. Do you believe in karma?

[Monet X Change]

Well, remember I called you this morning. I don't want to talk too many details, but I called you this morning about something not happening, trying to get something made, and you're like, girl, oh, yeah, yeah. They finally hit me up today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, they're very trustworthy.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I thought so too, but then, girl, four days that went by. So long story short, someone's doing something for me. They kept on after I sent them money. I wasn't hearing back from them, so I got scared that I'll be surname Patty. I got scared of what they were gonna come through, but they came through this morning, so I'm excited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet gets scammed. Monet had someone steal their wigs a couple years ago.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two people sell your wigs.

[Monet X Change]

Two people sell my wigs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carlo,

[Monet X Change]

A wig designer in New York, stole my wigs one time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's his name. Yes, that's why I keep thinking he's the other one. Okay. So I keep thinking, and I've never said this out loud, but just to be clear, Carlos, Uber driver is a great wig stylist in New York City. Yes, great wig. But the other person's name is Carlos Dox. That's not doxxing.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Just don't say. Don't say any more names. They were already given too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't say Carlos. Say their names. Say their names. We used to stab something on this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so then the other situation. We're looking for a hair braider for something. So Patty Fountains finds this woman online. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna say her name is Hair Braider. What they what? Hair braider.

[Monet X Change]

What they braiding wigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, I wish I had a cherkin right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hair.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, we're looking for a hair braid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You won't be saying that in about a year, honey.

[Monet X Change]

When it fall out, I will. Honey, you gonna be a fucking Chia

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pet anyway, so do not. That was crazy. Your big boot.

[Monet X Change]

Big boot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Putting your boots on someone's clothes is insane.

[Monet X Change]

This is not a boot, it's a doc.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Martin, we're not having this conversation. So I'm going to say her fucking name.

[Monet X Change]

So Patty's. We want someone who can braid wigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better get sued.

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

And I don't. We're going to sue her. Her name is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is getting crazy.

[Monet X Change]

So then Patty sent her three of my, like, custom hairline, like, fronted wigs. Cause she was like, oh, yeah, just send it to me. I'll braid them back for you in whatever style you want. I'll send it back. Send this bitch our wigs. She never responded. She went ghost. And I have. There she is right there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have the fucking.

[Monet X Change]

We have all the Instagram posts, all the things asking about her, and she just stopped responding. So then my lawyer sent her a thing being like, if we do not return these custom front wigs, we will sue you. No response. Still posting wigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, hey, y', all, come and get

[Monet X Change]

you your wigs at my thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this bitch, she actually got two brand new ones. She got two brand new ones. Custom front.

[Monet X Change]

She stole my hair. So that's one. And then when I first moved to la, I wanted grills. So everyone was like, oh, grill by Scottie. Grill by Scottie is their legendary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are back to old school. We're saying name today, honey. Cause I'm fucking pissed. He stole your teeth. I dropped my teeth off, never got my teeth back.

[Monet X Change]

Grill by Scotty. First of all, it was shit. They used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could you leave it Invisalign with a grill maker.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe that's actually not a bad idea. But it'd be old teeth. No, because when you finish, you have retainers. It's just the same thing all the time. That's another thing they don't say about Invisalign. After you get done every year, you have to buy new retainers because they're plastic and you're. Anyway so grilled by Scotty. I go to their store on Melrose. Red flag number one. The store was shut down. Like the store.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time, Monet. One time Monet went to get a piece done. And Monet showed up when I first

[Monet X Change]

got my feet and my hair pinned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When they went to get her piece done. First of all, I gotta say, when you get a piece done, I've only had one experience that wasn't like a little like, what is happening here? That was the guy I went to in Texas. It was at a barbershop. It was just at a barbershop in

[Monet X Change]

front of other people. Cause normally they do it in front of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They put a thing up. They put like a little partition. Driver, roll up the partition, please. So wait, so everybody else is doing

[Monet X Change]

their thing and you just have a cubicle? That's hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the only one I that was like. Everyone is like in somebody house at a thing around the corner. Answer these riddles. Three, cross the bridge. So Monet went to this. Monet had to relocate.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she was in a storage unit. What was going on?

[Monet X Change]

She sent me the address and she's like, come to this address. It was in Chelsea somewhere. I was like, okay. It was like six o' clock in the morning. So I get down to the thing and I'm like, hey, I'm outside. And she's like, matter of fact, meet me at the corner of the Starbucks. I was like, okay. So I drive my car in my car, drive to the corner of the Starbucks, the Coexist mobile. And then she gets in my car and she was like, we gotta go to a new spot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like, go, go, drive.

[Monet X Change]

I could have been aiding and abetting a criminal. She's like, we gotta go to a new spot. I'm gonna show you the address. And then she gives me the address on my phone. And we drive like three blocks up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she looking over her shoulder? Was she like, I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

And we drive three blocks up and we go to this like. I don't know if it was like a sheer. I don't know what it was, but it was like a Makeshift barbershop, but just like a one seat. Like, you could, like, rent the space. I don't know what it was. We just went in there. She did my shit, and I was out after, like, three hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you go to the grill spot.

[Monet X Change]

Go to the Grill Spot Grill by Scotty. They have a spot on Melrose. And, like, you go on Instagram. Everyone has gone there. Megan, Thee, Stallion, Cardi b.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these people.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, okay, this is a reputable place. Go to their place on Melrose. The shop is on there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at the. Look at the rating.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the rating. I should have looked at a fucking rating. 3.2. 103 review. 3.2 is crazy. Anyway, so I get to the store and I call the number on the Google. On the Google Maps. I'm like, hey, I'm here at the address. I want to get some grills done. But the store is closed. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we had a new spot. I'm a text you the address right now. They text me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They always tell you, I'm going to show you the new spot.

[Monet X Change]

They text me the address it was at. And it was like, three blocks down the way on Fairfax.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See it? Meet me at Starbucks.

[Monet X Change]

And then so I get to the. It's an apartment building. He's like, give me five minutes. I'm going to come downstairs and get. He comes downstairs to get me. Bring me upstairs. We're walking through this apartment complex, and we go into someone's apartment, but the apartment is set up like a storefront. So we're in there. He's like, you need to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would be so easy to murder. You would be the easiest kill.

[Monet X Change]

And I had cash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll give you a little bit of hair and a little bit of teeth.

[Monet X Change]

And you're like, here I go. And I had fucking girl. And I had cash, too. They could have fucking killed me. So then they took my cats and pots. It was like $2,200, and I was getting custom grills. And he was like, okay, great. Look out for an email from us and you'll get your order soon. And I got regular yellow gold ones, and I wanted just fangs with stones on. With diamonds on them and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, shut the fuck up. Oh, you couldn't do a little cubicle? You couldn't do a little moissanite? You have to have diamonds. Diamonds on the grill.

[Monet X Change]

Diamonds on the grill.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then it's called, y' all poor, broke, and nasty and ugly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, don't forget that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. So then I Would have moissanite.

[Monet X Change]

So then a month later, two months later, they said a month. Two months later, I got just the regular gold ones. And then he was like, so you got it real? No, he was like, the diamond ones, they're gonna take a little longer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diamonds.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you have to send them to Atlanta and get them back. I was like, sure, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, all the diamonds in America go through Atlanta. Fancy.

[Monet X Change]

Three months later, I hit them up. I was like, hey, so it's been three months. Just checking on my order. Nothing, nothing calling, nothing calling. A year later, I get an email. And I have the email. Hey, your order is almost ready. Your order, we're almost done with your order. A year later, call, text, email, nothing, nothing. Two years later, we're almost. I literally got an email a month ago. We're almost done with your order. Your order is almost ready for pickup. What do I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I will say a lab grown diamond takes a long time to make.

[Monet X Change]

It's not, it's not lab grown. I mean, they didn't give me an option. It didn't say lab grown or lab grown. But two years to make.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, they told me two months. It's more than likely a lab grown diamond. There's a. It's pretty, it's pretty much a rare. Yeah. If it's not lab grown, it's. It's conflict.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they told me two years. Two months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is two years. The truth comes out.

[Monet X Change]

We're going two years and I still have not received, I still get an email, some of my orders. Almost done. That's crazy. Would you come into the apartment building?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll take off this break.

[Monet X Change]

We gonna roll up with our ninja

[Bob the Drag Queen]

stars and I have a baseball bat and my whip.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta get my shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I not gonna go with you because you go into scary scenarios with pockets full of money. You are this, like, this is literally like, like, I know it's jade, but like I feel like if you were a kid and an ice cream truck came through looking real creepy.

[Monet X Change]

You eat 100% you, no questions asked. I'll be in there getting ice cream. Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I, I was a very, I was very, you know, weary of everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Not me. I trust people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nowadays, I trust people, but not like, not, not like you trust people. I mean, I will say one time I almost got my teeth pulled in a, in an apartment building.

[Monet X Change]

Why would you go to apartment? Like, what, you didn't have money for a dentist?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have money.

[Monet X Change]

So why did you go to an apartment building?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dentist was like, Mimi. Mimi, here. It was like your teeth. It was like, you're here a bit,

[Monet X Change]

or, you know, okay, can you give us some more information?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was like, meet me here. What did you find as dentist on the Internet?

[Monet X Change]

Google. Do you have any recommendations from friends or you just from the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google.

[Monet X Change]

Just Googled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just from Google.

[Monet X Change]

And. And. And this. Was it a dental office that was advertised to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was an apartment with a dentist chair in it. And then I sat down, and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna leave.

[Monet X Change]

What was the red flag? You were like, don't do that, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. I saw a little bit of it. And where did. And what was the red flag? You were like, okay, I have to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, this is an apartment building. Like, this is literally an apartment building. This is literally an apartment building.

[Monet X Change]

What floor was it on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First floor. Okay. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That seems like they have stores and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

first floors, but it was in a store. It was like an apartment. I was in an apartment.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in an apartment.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. And then you're like, okay, I can't stay here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, I'm not doing this. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

How many. Was it the one. Was it your wisdom teeth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My wisdom teeth?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You want to get your wisdom teeth pulled in an apartment?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was an emergency.

[Monet X Change]

There were emergency doctors all over New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I thought I was visiting one, and I thought I was visiting one, and when.

[Monet X Change]

And when it was in the hospital, that shit. Like, my question is, why did you even go in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you're not talking. I know you're not talking to pulled

[Monet X Change]

teeth where you need anesthesia and injections and things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Well, I didn't. I didn't go. First of all, I was like. I was like, maybe this building will. Maybe we're going. I remember thinking about, maybe we're going through this building. Maybe it's on the other side. Maybe it's not. Actually, this apartment building is what I was thinking.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I was like, oh, we're in an apartment. I was like, I'm in here. I was like, I need to make a decision. I was like, I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not doing this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm. I'm leaving.

[Monet X Change]

Because I remember when you got it, you got. Then you got it done at a regular place. I picked you up from your wisdom tooth extraction.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was awake for it, too.

[Monet X Change]

Were you awake? No, because. Because when I picked you, I was in and out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember being like. I remember being like, whoa, what's happening?

[Monet X Change]

I picked you up and they were like, he's almost. He's almost like awake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do not have a sly way to read this. Read the teleprompter. You are not your girl.

[Monet X Change]

It's literally on the side of it. What do you want me to do? We had to move really far the end to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean you could wait until like you're done talking money, but like.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I see because also you. This is you. You're like. I mean, there's something that's crazy that I need to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's crazy, I'll let you know.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well maybe you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh well.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob put mlm. What the is a multi level.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A multi level marketing scheme game.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever done one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Been a part of one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

You did Mary Kay, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no. When I first moved to New York City, I was working machine is a scam. My vending machine is not a scam.

[Monet X Change]

But you were selling. It was scam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Explain to me in great detail how any of those said it was cocaine.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't cocaine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's okay. Now you're doing. You're doing one of your great bits.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't cocaine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bought a vending machine. It wasn't a great business venture because it was too far. I. I lived in the Upper west side and the machine was in East New York. So I was not able to make the trip as often as I needed to. I didn't have a coexist mobile. And then also they. It was in the rent office or like the, the leasing office of this building. And to get in there, I'm taking this away. But they, they shut it down like at like 6 o'. Clock. And it was, it was only open like during school hours. I was like, when are the kids gonna eat chips and candy? I was like, how would they ever get a chance to come here? So I never made money. And then I just ended up just. I. I just left the vending machine there.

[Monet X Change]

We just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just never got it back.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I just don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone somewhere has a free vending machine.

[Monet X Change]

I never met someone who's been. Who's vended machine who's used vending machines often. Like the only time I find myself using a vending machine is if I'm at a hotel. And for whatever reason, like they didn't have a, a little market like you said, the one that at Roscoe's. When you're at Roscoe's, the hotel they put us in, it doesn't have a thing I haven't done Roscoe's in a while. Maybe it does now, but they don't. So I would always use the vending machine to say, but other than that,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you have to be in a place where vending machines are there. And then you would probably use it more frequently. I would say I always use the

[Monet X Change]

vending machine at the old laguardia because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

they used to have this one snack.

[Monet X Change]

I liked it. Which is what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which was the her brand. Jalapeno cheddar poppers.

[Monet X Change]

Her like the singer? H e r r. No, the singer is her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not talking about the singer or her like her.

[Monet X Change]

The brand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like I said her brand.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, wait. When you said her. Because. Because I know you also liked rat. What was that thing you used to eat all the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Rats with the artist on it. Oh, hers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I used to eat rap snacks. Cardi B's.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Had a great. Like a Honey. No, Cardi B's was like a. I can't remember, but Cardi B's rap snacks. The first one were a delicious barbecue. Cheddar barbecue, baby. The cheddar barbecue. Cardi B Belc Almasar rap snacks might be. Top two chips of all time.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Legit. Top two chips of all time. One.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's one? Okay, this is really tough for me. Top. Okay, the. I'm including tortilla and puffs as chips. Just so we're clear. So tortilla like tortilla chips. Like a tortilla puff? Like a Cheeto.

[Monet X Change]

A tortilla puff. You mean like a corn puff? Oh, got it. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tortilla chips and corn puffs. I'm including. These are all chips. I call them all potato chips.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Cardi B's honey barbecue. I'm gonna give it a number two. And it's probably rotating with the hers brand. Jalapeno cheddar poppers. Or Cheetos. Jalapeno cheddar cheetos. But a great go to if you can't find these very specific snacks is going to be a ruffle sour cream and cheddar.

[Monet X Change]

No. All booty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never even had two of them.

[Monet X Change]

I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've had Cardi B's wrap snacks.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. At your apartment in 84 Washington.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the herb ranches you had never heard of a second that you thought that you thought were from rbc.

[Monet X Change]

I thought you. Because, because. Because I thought that's what you were saying you were talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So all of a sudden you've had These chips that you never knew existed a second ago?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think. No, I've never had the her ones. So the rap snacks I've had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I think for me, number one is going to be a salt and vinegar kettle chip. A salt and vinegar. That blue. When I say, you mean that blue

[Bob the Drag Queen]

bag by kettle brand.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like the blue bag. Those are incredible. That's number one for me. And second is going to be Doritos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any of the flavor blue ranch. Okay. If these are such whack options that you're giving. First of all, if you like salt and vinegar chips, you don't like salt and vinegar. You like pain, you like anguish, you like to feel a weird thing in your mouth. You like this.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like the roof of your mouth to feel like it's been scraped by a shruking.

[Monet X Change]

What the is wrong with your mouth that we're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not out here.

[Monet X Change]

Who is. Are you burning your mouth up with salt and vinegar chips?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Salt and vinegar chips. Will your mouth up?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does anyone else have this experience? Salt and vinegar chips? Will your mouth?

[Monet X Change]

No one, I think. I think you have had experience with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

salt and vinegar chip. Yeah, they will your mouth.

[Monet X Change]

Do you have that experience?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a video of my boyfriend's tongue after two bags of salt and vinegar chips.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not alone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You always look like I'm by myself or something.

[Monet X Change]

We've never had that experience. I think that y' all have a PH balance. A ph balance?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think you have a ph imbalance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what. How that works.

[Monet X Change]

I think that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is. What is a ph balance your ph and describe. Give it to me in great detail.

[Monet X Change]

It's the balance of ph in your body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it balancing your body. But come on, work with me here.

[Monet X Change]

What it Is it balancing your ph?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know what a ph balance is?

[Monet X Change]

Balancing your ph. I did know that. What I found out not recently, like a few years ago is that. Is that people with vaginas, they have to like, balance. Like, it can. Like a dirty dick can up your ph balance. But we don't have that experience as people who don't have vaginas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, PH balance is basically balancing. I think it's like acidity and basicness. Like, is it a base or is it an acid?

[Monet X Change]

So you're definitely out of balance.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Balance.

[Monet X Change]

Because you have a lot of basic. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sitting next to your ph. I'm looking at it right now in my peripheral vision, but like, imagine.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine if someone could up your ph balance by sucking your dick and like what, your ph balance is up? What does that do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I suck the dick and got gonorrhea one time.

[Monet X Change]

What's the way?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the one that'll make you go crazy if you don't get it treated? I got syphilis from sucking a dick one time.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Are you sure it's from the one 100%? Without a shadow of a doubt. This is not even up for debate.

[Monet X Change]

Did you tell him afterwards?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he was like, yeah, I got syphilis. You got me.

[Monet X Change]

Then he. So wait, he knew?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he was like, I got. He's like, I got tested. You're right. Yes, I have syphilis.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All from sucking his dick. And by the way, I would look Google, they were like, they were like. That is pretty rare to get syphilis from sucking dick. But bitch, I did, I did. Had got syphilis from sucking this guy's dick.

[Monet X Change]

Whoa. Well, now there's. Do you know what I found out the other day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

So doxy pepper, if y' all don't know, is it's a low. I don't know what actually, I don't know how high or low the dose is. It's a dosage of docs of doxycycline you take if you are going to have sex and not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean doxy prep or doxy doxy pep. Well, pep is a post exposure prophylaxis.

[Monet X Change]

It's called doxy pep. Oh yeah. It's not called doxy prep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called doxy pep and it's not a post Prep is pre.

[Monet X Change]

Pep is post.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I'm saying. You're taking it before, it'd be a post exposure.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you take it after.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how you prep is pre. Pep is post. Right?

[Monet X Change]

You take it. You suck a dick and you take it afterwards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you said before.

[Monet X Change]

No. Oh no, no, no. Know. So. So doxy pep is a dose of doxycycline you take after you suck a dick and. Or, or you have sex and you like you didn't use protection. You. It covers you for syphilis. Like 90% chlamydia. 90% and gone and gonorrhea only like 50%. But they just rolled it out in the UK and I'm like. And so this doctor came to my show and I was doing audience. What's the word?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Samples.

[Advertisement Voice]

Crowd work.

[Monet X Change]

A crowd work audience. And he was like, yeah, you know, I'M from the uk. We just. We just wrote it out, like, a few months ago. And I was like, girl, y' all so late. We've been on it here in America, honey. We have. We have been on in America. We don't play. He was like, no, we were testing on you first to see if. And so they were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what the he talking about, girl. They were like, he's an insider. Like, he. Like, he works at the.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we just discovered that it is not as effective against gonorrhea. And then the UK Health Ministry, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know what the fuck he talking about.

[Monet X Change]

How you know he's some dude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just trusted the word of some dude who told you he's a doctor.

[Monet X Change]

He was a doctor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how do you know?

[Monet X Change]

Why would he come in live about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how do you know, though?

[Monet X Change]

How do you know he wasn't exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. And neither do you. He's like, oh, we would just test

[Monet X Change]

that out on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you did a yuck. Yuck. He tried to do a yuck. You know what? This motherfucker does not know what he's talking about.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about trusting people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You get scammed all the time.

[Monet X Change]

You're just trusting people. You trustworthy of the people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've been scammed on your grills. You've been scammed on eight wigs. But you think my discernment isn't good? You have poor discernment.

[Monet X Change]

No, I just. He was a doctor for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why should we believe that you have good discernment?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm telling you what I know. You can believe what you whatever you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

want, but we know for a fact that you have bad discernment.

[Monet X Change]

You do, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me. Give me an example.

[Monet X Change]

Doing this podcast, it is a bad idea. It was a bad idea for me, too, but here I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Monet's had a couple of those, too. Monet, you had a couple of those, too? I was there for a few of them.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob agreed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have great leaders.

[Monet X Change]

I can list three of those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you can't list three of those.

[Monet X Change]

Are you. Should I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can believe their names.

[Monet X Change]

Who is bad?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, obviously. Obviously.

[Monet X Change]

What's the third one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor. No, Taylor is a lovely person. Me and Taylor are still friends. Taylor is an absolutely lovely person. You had a bad experience with Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

No, no one's had a baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a lovely person.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, we'll talk about it off someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Being an ex makes them a Bad?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think some of the things you express during the. During the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe they were off camera, but

[Monet X Change]

he was exactly off camera. But some of the things you expressed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake it up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't mind waking it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me wake up yours. I can wake up yours, too. What about old Willie Willie Papa Willie in the wheelchair?

[Monet X Change]

Robin is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, super great.

[Monet X Change]

Robin is a great guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lovely. What about the one you with now?

[Monet X Change]

He's lovely. I just got engaged, honey. Where's your ring?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Susanna, we don't need a ring to prove that we're in love. I don't need to post on Pop Crave and have people go, who is this?

[Monet X Change]

All seven of y'?

[Shannon Maldonado]

All?

[Monet X Change]

The firm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's not. You keep adding numbers. There's not seven.

[Monet X Change]

There's roughly seven of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's not roughly seven.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's four of us. And you know that.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's one more. Isn't there one more?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one you're making up stuff.

[Monet X Change]

I can't keep track.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say what felt really nice of the day was when I was watching back the live stream of Blowing the Clock Tower. I felt very. What's wrong? Before Justified or I felt like people saw me and they were like, Monet, be steady lying. And everyone knows it, but no one ever says anything. And it felt really nice to see it in the comments. Thank you to those who.

[Monet X Change]

What was really nice about playing that game. And no one took debate of your bullshit. That how it was. Yeah, but I'm saying it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one took yours.

[Monet X Change]

So it was almost as. Almost as sweet as English. Almost as good as beating your ass. The last time we played Blood on Clock Tower when my team won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you tried.

[Monet X Change]

You tried to get me out. Everyone was like, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what happened was. So we have a. We do this thing called Game Night Live here at Pressworth Studios. And we. Last time we played but on the Clock Tower was hosted by Lindsay. She. Who is this really great butt on the clock tower. Like aficionado.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever played with Justin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Justin? I don't recall a Justin. Who's Justin?

[Monet X Change]

Justin. He also is a good storyteller. He's really good at it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I play with Justin. I play with Alby.

[Monet X Change]

And I'll be storytelling for you before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, first time we did Albury storytelling

[Monet X Change]

when we played at their apartment when I was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think he was. Yeah. Or maybe he was storytelling when I went to the. Anyway, whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At some point I'll be storytelling so we did. We did both on the Clock tower here. Monet and I were both on the good side.

[Monet X Change]

And Bob loves to say that. I literally. Y' all can watch the tape.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do.

[Monet X Change]

You came at me first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I said was just so you guys know, for some reason, money always comes for me for no reason.

[Monet X Change]

And I did not come for you for no reason. No, no, literally, that's not what you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But is there a history at the top of the. Can you acknowledge there's a history of monetary.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you have.

[Monet X Change]

Great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you let me have a conversation with my partner?

[Monet X Change]

Which one? Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, have you noticed the pattern of Monet coming for me out of nowhere during these game nights? Be honest. Tell your truth.

[Monet X Change]

I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I have also noticed a pattern

[Monet X Change]

of you coming at Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Adam.

[Monet X Change]

Nowhere as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I call out that Monet comes after because. Watch the video.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, you said, y', all, I want to say this. Monet has to go.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Go.

[Monet X Change]

We watched it yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You came at me. That wasn't about the game. I just want you to leave.

[Monet X Change]

You came at me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, what Mon is not saying is before the Camero, she got beat. Once Monet found out she. What she was, Monet was like, and you're going to be my first target

[Monet X Change]

because you made a. A shady comment to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that was before. Before I said what I said there. You were like, hey, you're going to be my first target. I am the gunslinger and you're going to be the first one.

[Monet X Change]

I said that to Goy. I said that to Kim. I said that to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't take it lightly. You can threaten everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Blood in the Clock Tower is a mafia style game or a trader style game. So they were trying to figure out who's evil and who's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can threaten Taylor and Jacob and Godoy and everyone else, but you can't do it. I would never do it to me.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor's a very sweet person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The most important point was when it was like, everyone here has suspicions on you and it's going to be great and everyone's going to vote against you. And then no one voted.

[Monet X Change]

I literally watched the tape, y'. All. I literally did not say that. I just. I said my. Why I thought you were evil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's ask the audience.

[Monet X Change]

Let's ask the audience. I did not say everyone's going to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And everyone here.

[Monet X Change]

You created this narrative is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look it up. You're like a nobody at all. That was you. You are doing no one Voted for me.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, two people did vote for you. You're talking about no one, and I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

meant you and yourself.

[Monet X Change]

No, it was me, I think maybe Godoy and one other person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Godoy voted for you, and two

[Monet X Change]

people voted for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I made a video of it, and I made it to the end of the game and I had to leave.

[Monet X Change]

That's why I was a trampoline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were forced to leave.

[Monet X Change]

I had to leave.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were forced to leave.

[Monet X Change]

Do comedy, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gig. You skipped. Talk about that. Wake that up.

[Monet X Change]

I did not skip that gig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake that up. Wake up. You skipping gigs?

[Monet X Change]

I did not skip that gig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why'd you skip that one gig?

[Monet X Change]

The gig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you do it?

[Monet X Change]

No, I did not do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake it up.

[Monet X Change]

I explained to the promoter what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clare it up to them. They don't know what's going on. Clear it up. Clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the fuck up. This is why I need to have a shuriken on hand. I was shurukan you, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They want to know. Clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

No, I would ninja star you right now. Then I'll tell you some money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Won't happen. The other day, they were sitting down, and then Monet was like, either leaving here on the phone or something. And then Monet goes, oh, my God, I just got a text from the promoter for this comedy show.

[Monet X Change]

No, it wasn't promoter. He's already fucking up the story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then tell the story, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's my story to tell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How does that make sense, what you just said?

[Monet X Change]

Because I don't want to tell my story. I don't want you to tell my story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling the story and y' all can get what I remember. So then Monet. Someone texts Monet from the gig and

[Monet X Change]

was like, see you soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monet was like, see you soon.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, oh, shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, mon's supposed to be on the way to this gig. Monay's at home, snuggled up the room, 13 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

But I wasn't at home. I was at the. I was at the supermarket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell the story so I don't have to keep jumping in. Tell the story.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember the rest of the details.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. So Monet's not there. Monet's at the supermarket shopping for her. Her chicken tender. She be making her little air fried chicken tenders.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, they're so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta make you some.

[Monet X Change]

I also started making chicken protein chips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, can I just say that chicken protein is crazy?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, okay, true. Fair. What it Is I get a pound of. Of of ground chicken. And then you season whatever you want. Salt, pepper, a little red pepper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This makes more sense. Okay. Cause chicken protein tenders is. Is what's. What's crazy. It's like you're making chips out of chicken. Yes, that makes more sense.

[Monet X Change]

So then you get the pound of ground beef, you put your seasonings in, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a real Jamaican. A pangrom beef.

[Monet X Change]

You don't. You don't sound Jamaican, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you get a ponta ground beef.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, are you Irish?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're gonna get a panground beef.

[Monet X Change]

That's not it either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's how you sound it. So.

[Monet X Change]

So I don't sound Jamaican then Do what I sound like. Whatever you sound like. Anyway, so you get the ground beef, you season it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much? About how much weight would it be?

[Monet X Change]

One pound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One pound of ground beef.

[Monet X Change]

And then you put it on something flat. I have a bacon tray that we put it on, and you roll it out very thin, and you bake it for two hours. But what I found out was two hours is not enough. So after I took it out, I had to break them apart, put them in the air fryer for 10 minutes. Mm, crispy, delicious, all processed. Cause you know I love a chip. And then you eat that. It's for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love chips.

[Monet X Change]

So are you the only fucking person that liked chips?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I liked chips before you did.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was the chip queen.

[Monet X Change]

Get the fuck out of your own chip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never came to my house with chips. I would have chip. Send out your chips.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not engaging.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even have snacks at your home.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't. No snacks for you. We're joking. Jacob is satiated when it comes to my house. Jacob. Jacob has drunk up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He eat up.

[Monet X Change]

He has booze. Yeah, Jacob is taken care of. You're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I come in his home. There's literally no snacks.

[Monet X Change]

Well, first of all, you come into someone's house, and you are a rambunctious, ridiculous force of a person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You told me I came looking for snacks. You said, my home is your home. You can go to the fridge. So I took it wasn't every time.

[Monet X Change]

It was just one time. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said whenever you come home, you know you're always welcome.

[Monet X Change]

You know whatever you want. Just the one time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. Not true.

[Monet X Change]

Let's clear it up right now. It's still one time. Don't ever come in, motherfucker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm going to Be going through rampages. Just so you know, every time I walk through your front door, I'm going straight to the cabinet. And that's why every. Straight to the fridge.

[Monet X Change]

Every time I come here, I shop, I leave here with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we know. I see your little fat ass pocket stuff.

[Monet X Change]

I sure do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Working out with your hip pads on.

[Monet X Change]

I sure do. Red Bulls. Sugar free Red Bulls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I go over to your place, I shop too. Shop for what? Yeah, little Rice Krispies, snacks, M&M's. I. I might leave with a camera next time.

[Monet X Change]

Take them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll take your whole desk.

[Monet X Change]

I take the whole couch out that to avoid this. I was still taking ceiling fans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do it.

[Monet X Change]

You don't got no ceiling fans. I'm gonna get one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna start shopping in this motherfucker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do it. I will. Then rock it.

[Monet X Change]

Every time I come and take a little something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then rock it.

[Monet X Change]

The amount of USB Cs I got from this motherfucker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then rock it.

[Monet X Change]

You'll never find rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You keep threatening, but you haven't done it. Then rock it.

[Monet X Change]

I've done them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rock it.

[Monet X Change]

You don't even know they're gone. That wig I had the other day at the studio, you're like, is this my wig? Yeah, it's yours. And I took it. Okay, what you gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's just say two can play that game. Two can play that game. Two can play that game. Now let's talk about.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know Lacey Moseley, the scam goddess?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. I know. No.

[Monet X Change]

Lacy Moseley. She's a popular podcaster. She had the podcast scam got us. It got really big. She had a show on Prime Video. Amazon bought it. She made like a whole series of it. And I did her. I thought you did her podcast once. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, her whole thing is about. She finds iconic scams like Florence Foster Jenkins. I guess that's not really a. That's not a sc.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's an icon.

[Monet X Change]

It's kind of scammy. You didn't do her podcast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think so.

[Monet X Change]

Work. Yeah, so I did her podcast. This was like a few years ago. And was she on the episode of my show of slumber party?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I'm thinking about anyway. And I just love the fact that Netflix took her show. They bought it, and they gave her a series. It's really lovely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a scripted show?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's like a. The premise is that she goes to different towns, the scams have happened, and interview people there about the scams, but like a funny. It's, it's. It's funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever scammed anyone?

[Monet X Change]

I scammed trade beside your fans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I scammed trade before for sure.

[Shannon Maldonado]

How?

[Monet X Change]

Like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do you think it was? Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

No, go ahead, ask.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think it was a scam? The, the thing that happened when the guy confronted you at the party.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When he went to a meet and greet. He never got his pictures. And then he asked for his money back. What?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we were at a Christmas party. We're at Simone's Christmas party.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the guy came up to me and he goes, bob, I love you. I said, thank you so much. And he goes, I have to tell you, we've had. If you're new here. I said, he said, I don't even know that. I have a ball and pig with Monet. And I said, well, I don't work for Monet. I'm not Monet's hr. He goes, I just want to tell you I went to her meet and greet, street edge rag hunt, and I never got my picture. And then I said, let's go, let's go wake it up. So we went over to Monet, we woke it up. And then I advocated for him and he never got. He never got his picture.

[Monet X Change]

Where his money?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I wonder what happened.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't give him money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I, I know. I said, you should. I told him that you should have given him money.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you don't get to decide the restitution because he didn't pay me money for this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was speaking on his Dragon.

[Monet X Change]

He got what he. So to get pictures with Dragon, you have to purchase at least $50 of things. So you purchase the $50 of things. So he got. Got things. He got a. Probably a sticker, a poster, a T shirt, the picture. So everyone's got their pictures. But he didn't. I don't know where his pictures are at. That was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Instead of finding ways, instead of finding ways to justify, you could reach. You could let your fans know that you are a person.

[Monet X Change]

Limitation is done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is instead of justifying your behavior and the scams that your company produces, you could look into the camera and talk to your fans about how they will know in the future this will never happen again.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? You're right. It won't happen again because I'm never doing Dragon again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about you'll do a meet and greet again?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And every meet and greet, people have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

done this is a PR nightmare.

[Monet X Change]

It is a PR nightmare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have an opportunity to assure your fans that every single person who ever comes to a meet and greet with you going forward from this moment will guarantee to get their things. And if they don't, you will work to make it right. You have an opportunity right now.

[Monet X Change]

You know everyone who has come to meet and greet with me before. As far as this one gentleman who've gone to pictures. I don't know what he did to do that, but I think if he hits up infoonieexchange.com maybe we can solve his problem for him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See?

[Monet X Change]

And how do you think you can help him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your fans?

[Monet X Change]

No, him specifically. This gentleman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I advocated for him at the party. I walked him over to you, I introduced him to you specifically. And then I.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I met him before you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I spoke on his behalf, but

[Monet X Change]

I met him before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop fucking playing with that shit. The fuck is wrong with you? But I was wondering the fact that a lot of your fans do feel scammed. What is this? It's about how a lot of your fans. Seeing if there are negative meaning, great reviews. A lot of your fans feel scammed by you. You're at the meet greet.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, there should be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, scan by me. You no scam by how to scan by me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is not a single bad meet and greet review of me on the Internet anywhere.

[Monet X Change]

People. People have said that you have. That you are mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never.

[Monet X Change]

You. You're. And you're not. You don't smile.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never. You never. I don't smile. But you never heard that.

[Monet X Change]

You have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have you have you. You can scour the Internet. Scourge. There will be nothing about my etiquette.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm telling you my personal experiences that you're mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am mean to you.

[Monet X Change]

You're conniving to you and you're a bitch to you and you're a bitch to you. That's my experience. But what about my experience is valid?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the fans?

[Monet X Change]

My experience is valid. What about the fans, though? I'm a fan of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I pay you for those experiences.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a fan of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I pay you.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a fan of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And remember that next time you go dip your toe in your pool, remember who paid for it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a fan of you. How you gonna figure? How you gonna make sure that I have a good experience with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does it say?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, no. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

What What? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob is not excited to meet you. So deal. I said, if you meet a person from TV in person whose work you admire, and they don't seem excited to meet you, trying to understand that those people aren't excited to meet you. You can't expect them to be as happy in that moment as you are. This is specifically referring to people that you run into on the streets. Could they be like, why aren't you smiling? What are the comments say?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I mean, this is on Twitter or Reddit.

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Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wherever you are, it's fine. This is Reddit. This is fine. Not excited to meet me. Ms. Teeny Tiny from Atlanta, Georgia. Okay. That's the most popular.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I, I, Yes, I was,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't, I wasn't like, oh, that's the best you. That's the best you could come up with in terms of comments? No, I was acknowledging the, the thing. But as, as, as a fan, as you, with you being a fan of mine, what I've done is I've employed you. I have, I've given you ample opportunities. I've given you wigs, I've given you tutelage. I've given you, my God, I've given you knowledge.

[Monet X Change]

Ditto.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But all the stuff that I've given you was more valuable than what you gave me, though.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm giving you so much. I mean, I tried to give you the help with some things, but you don't always receive it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like what?

[Monet X Change]

You know, you don't have to hash

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it out here, but then where, then where do we hash it out?

[Monet X Change]

I think we should do it in private. What about when Bob tried to give you help with plants and you didn't receive it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about when I told you you don't have a green thumb better than yours? Put your plants in the tight ass shorts. You got a brown thumb with your plants in the tight ass shorts. In fact, let's go to your house right now and clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rest you 911 these plants.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go.

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