The One About Pronunciation

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Pronunciation"

Podcast Date: December 22, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into the many ways people pronounce words, their own regional quirks, and how language and identity intersect. True to form, the conversation bounces hilariously between pronunciation debates, drag culture, food obsessions, sexuality, pop culture hot takes, and reflections on queer community and fame.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Great Pronunciation Debate (02:10–03:00, 26:06–26:38, 51:11–51:59)

• Zero vs. Zer-oh: The hosts get into regional pronunciations, using “zero” as a touchstone. Monét pronounces it “zero,” Bob finds “zer-oh” unusual.
  Bob: “So the Coca Cola that doesn’t have sugar. That's not diet. How do you pronounce that?” (02:10)
  Monét: “Zero.”
  Bob: “That's crazy.”

• Influence of Relationships: Bob admits he’s picked up speech patterns from Monét and her boyfriend’s New Jersey influence, even saying words like “coffee” differently.

• Menu Mania: Long running joke about how Monét says “menu” vs. Bob's version, with both lampooning each other's speech and the fans' "selective outrage" about linguistic nit-picking. Monét: “I think you...I think we're deciding, like, how big our back's gonna be that day. Am I getting the 3...Am I getting the 3-one or the 4-one? Now if I feel real, bitch, I'm getting six.” (26:38)
  Bob: “You should know before you go in!”

• Monét to Bob: “You say things differently sometimes. People pronounce things differently sometimes. And yes, I say sometimes. I say sometimes, but I know that it's sometime. I know, but I say sometimes.” (28:41)

Language, Identity & Accents (43:06–45:15)

• Accents and Stereotypes: The hosts discuss how New Yorkers believe they can always tell if someone is from a particular borough by their accent, but a linguist friend (Zay) proved otherwise by pinpointing Bob’s ambiguous accent. Bob: “He actually did my accent and pinpointed...He clocked me down...to the city.” (43:32)
• Monét’s Mix: Monét describes her own accent as "a little Caribbean, a little New York" (45:02), and shares why skepticism is a part of growing up in NYC. Monét: “We are from a city that is constantly trying to beat us down and wipe us out. We are always on the edge. We are always on the defense.” (45:49)

Cultural Moments & Pop Culture (06:20–11:41, 54:13–55:17)

• Tyra Banks Fandom: Hilarious adulation for the meme queen Tyra Banks – her quotes, rap persona, and oddities like “hot ice cream.”
• Kim Kardashian & the Bar Exam: Bob & Monét mock Kim’s attempts at passing the bar exam and rumors about using ChatGPT for help.
• Sean Paul's Ethnicity: A comic investigation into Sean Paul's ancestry and how "Jamaicans are a mix of a whole bunch of stuff" (54:38).

Food, Cravings & Culinary Critiques (15:01–24:46)

• Fried Chicken and Fast Food: The pair passionately compare Popeyes, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop, and reminisce over culinary “cultural resets” like the KFC Mashed Potato Bowl, McGriddle, and Domino’s lava cake. Bob: “KFC is pre-mashed potato bowl and post-mashed potato bowl.” (16:57)
• Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese Dream: Bob’s new aspiration is to master this dish for potlucks by 2026—and insists it will become his signature.
• Chain Restaurant Desserts: Monét fondly remembers dessert hush puppies at Denny’s and Uno’s Grill as a college favorite.

Drag, Underwear, & Sex Positivity (04:13–14:00, 47:04–50:47)

• Comic banter on underwear styles (briefs, thongs, jockstraps), body image, and what different gay gear signals about confidence and preferences.
• Anecdotes about casual hook-ups, sexuality, and improvising during encounters, all described with the duo’s candid, raunchy humor.
• Hilarious (and graphic) story about a “fisting OnlyFans” performer and the psychology of extreme acts.

Current Events & Queer Community Talk (33:35–35:54)

• Ms. Pat’s Evolution on Queerness: Discussion of an interview where Ms. Pat, once homophobic, takes a “live and let live” stance and offers advice to simply let people identify as they wish. Monét: "If I have any advice for you, just let people identify and be what they want to be...They don't need you to comment about it." (33:43)
• The Queer Community & Power: Ms. Pat jokes that the queer community is the new "MAGA"—which gets a laugh as they “clear it up.”
• Breakfast Club Power: Bob dreams of going on the show “just to fight,” with Monét clarifying her nuanced view on Charlamagne’s politics vs. misogyny.

Fame, Education, and Cultural Identity (39:04–42:06)

• Home Schooling & Fame: Bob wonders about famous people’s education (Beyoncé, RuPaul) and if elite tutors or homeschooling cuts it.
• RuPaul’s School Journey: They speculate about RuPaul dropping out in her senior year and how life trajectories change.

Hilarious One-Liners and Memorable Moments

• Bob: “If I was up to my armpit in someone’s ass, my hand is coming out of their mouth. I have very long arms.” (12:33)
• Monét (on being corrected): “You hood ass bitch. You hood as fuck.” (26:28)
• On hometown skepticism:
  Bob: “Everyone’s not against you.”
  Monét: “Yes, they are.” (45:55)
• On measuring penises:
  Monét: “Straight people do not know how to measure dicks. Measure from the knee.” (36:22)
• On menu choices:
  Monét: “The menu at Cane’s will tell you how hungry you are. I firmly believe that.” (26:47)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

| Speaker | Quote | Timestamp | |-----------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Bob | "If I was up to my armpit in someone's ass, my hand is coming out of their mouth..." | 12:33 | | Monét | "If I have any advice for you, just let people identify and be what they want to be." | 33:43 | | Bob | "I have started saying stuff the way you say them because of you." | 02:38 | | Monét | "We are from a city that is constantly trying to beat us down and wipe us out..." | 45:49 | | Bob | "KFC is pre-mashed potato bowl and post-mashed potato bowl." | 16:57 | | Bob | "Everyone's not against you." | 45:55 | | Monét | "You hood ass bitch. You hood as fuck." | 26:28 |

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Other Memorable Segments & Timestamps

• Regional Pronunciation and Menu Orders (02:10–03:00, 26:06–26:38, 51:11–51:59)
• Tyra Banks Pop Culture Lovefest (06:20–07:54)
• Food Regionalisms and Culinary Nostalgia (15:01–24:46)
• AI & Cheating Exams: Kim Kardashian, ChatGPT (07:27–08:05)
• "Fresh" Chicken and Family Traditions (19:41–20:27)
• Fast Food Wing Rankings (18:29–19:41)
• Fame, Homeschooling, and Drag Backstories (39:04–42:06)
• Ms. Pat on Gender & Queerness (33:35–34:17)
• Breakfast Club Social Dynamics (34:30–35:54)
• Accents, Linguists, and Stereotypes (43:01–45:15)
• Measuring Dicks – Straight vs. Gay Culture (36:19–37:59)

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Final Thoughts

This episode embodies everything fans love about Sibling Rivalry: smart, irreverent, boundary-pushing, and heartwarming dialogue. The conversation about pronunciation becomes a jumping off point for stories about identity, food, queerness, and culture that are both profound and hilarious.

Whether you came for the drag banter or want to hear two friends debate "zero" vs. "zer-oh," you’ll find plenty to laugh about, a few things to Google, and possibly a sudden craving for buffalo chicken mac and cheese.

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Transcript

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[B]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[D]

And I'm Monet's James.

[B]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we find out why Monet doesn't like jock straps.

[D]

We talk about pronunciation.

[B]

And we find out what made Monet said this.

[D]

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[B]

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[D]

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[B]

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[D]

Yeah, you'll find us.

[B]

So the, the, the. The. The Coca Cola that doesn't have sugar. That's not diet. How do you pronounce that?

[D]

Zero.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

Yeah, you say zero Coke.

[B]

Zero.

[D]

I've told you this before.

[B]

Zero to hero.

[D]

Yeah, but that's, but that's a song.

[B]

You say zero to hero. Zero to hero.

[D]

Whatever Song. But if Taylor, how do you say it?

[C]

Zero.

[D]

That's. Cause you have boyfriend Asylum.

[B]

Jacob's from New Jersey.

[D]

He ain't been fucking with you too long. He's Been drinking the style for a long time.

[B]

I have started saying stuff the way you say them because of you.

[D]

Like what?

[B]

I say talk sometime. I say coffee.

[D]

Now, do you say mother and father? No, I don't say that either.

[B]

But I do say.

[D]

I do.

[B]

I. I mean, it's kind of a bit. But it's become real where I say, claire it up. Now. Clare it up. Clare it up.

[D]

I'm trying. I'm trying to roll my eyes harder. Can you tell?

[B]

Yeah. Claire, let me. Let me.

[D]

Let me be clear. Oh, my God, you love that Barack Obama impersonation. Do you think you'll ever. Like, when do you think you'll be using that Barack Obama impersonation?

[B]

I use it all the time.

[D]

I'm saying on like, film or tv, we're filming.

[B]

It's also a Kamala Harris quote. Let me be clear.

[D]

Do you know that woman who impersonates her? Yeah, Ashley. Yeah, she's. It's a really good common impersonation.

[B]

It's pretty good.

[D]

The last she just saw, she's like. And like, you know.

[C]

I know,

[B]

and I have been noticing. Have you noticed? Oh, can I just start off by saying something real quick? Actually, I'll save it for Advent siree, because we need to talk about something. We got. I mean, I don't want to.

[D]

Why would you do this? You can't take it.

[B]

I know we're talking about the. The queen of rap. She. Anyway, we're gonna talk about her, but. Oh, God, we'll do it for adventure. Because I can't. I can't.

[D]

I mean, will they finally wake up? We'll talk about anniversary.

[B]

I mean, we talked about anniversary a while back.

[D]

A while back, yeah.

[B]

What you been up to? You look really cute. Why won't you show me your underwear?

[D]

Okay, so I walk into Bob's studio and I'm walking through set and Bob is pulling my dress and my skirt up. That isn't. Would you do that to a lady on the street?

[B]

You're not a lady and you're not on the street.

[D]

I am a lady.

[B]

You're not a lady and you're not on the street. Okay.

[D]

Would you do that to a lady in your studio?

[B]

Again, you're not a lady, but you are my studio.

[D]

Okay, so.

[B]

But I do it to a non binary person in my studio who is my close friend for the past 15 years. Yes. And I did. Wow. What kind of were you wearing? I'm wearing white. White briefs, which I like, never wear.

[D]

I wear a black thong because. And then I Fucked in this earlier.

[B]

What does the thong have to do with fucking?

[D]

Just easy access to sex gear.

[B]

Aren't all underwear kind of easy access? A jog strap is the easiest access.

[D]

A thong is easy. You have to slide it a little bit. But you can see more cheekage than a jock strap. No, no, no. I don't like jocks. I've never been into jock straps. I think because of my way my ass is shaped, it cuts into my bottom of my butt cheeks. I don't think that's sexy. I think they're. Jock straps are for people with fat asses and. But I think I have. For people who have mondo asses, it's a little different.

[B]

Communicate about a mondo is you.

[D]

I have a huge, huge butt.

[B]

I say mondo ass.

[D]

A huge ass. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, and you have a mondo.

[D]

I have a mondo butt. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Although. Even though you're trying to say that it's gotten smaller because I lost a little weight.

[B]

Your butt has gotten.

[D]

It has not gotten smaller.

[B]

That's how weight works, Monet.

[D]

No, no. I don't lose weight.

[E]

There.

[A]

You.

[B]

Let me.

[D]

Let me be clear.

[B]

Let's be clear. You think that you're losing weight on every part of your body except your butt.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

That's not how that works.

[D]

You don't know my body works.

[B]

I can see your body. I see it every time I see you. You know, when food touches my tongue, I immediately. Have you seen Tyra Banks say that? No. Tyra Banks says the moment food touches my tongue, I can taste it.

[D]

She did not say that.

[C]

Yes, she did.

[B]

I'm obsessed with her. She is one of the best things to come out of media in the past 30 years.

[D]

As soon as food touches my tongue,

[B]

I like the moment food touches my tongue. I can taste it. Like y'. All. The gift that Tyra Banks has bestowed upon you by being in your lives. The memes, the quotes, the faces, the. The. The. The.

[C]

The.

[B]

The social foibles.

[D]

Not for foibles. Great word. She was on the. She was. She was on the season of Project Runway judging, and then Law Roach referenced her from the Tiffany thing, and she's like. She. I couldn't tell. She was acting like she didn't know what it was, or she generally didn't remember that she did this. Remember the. I was rooting for you were already raw. Roach did it.

[B]

I'm just embarrassed by it. You think? I don't think. But I don't think Tyra Banks has a sense of shame like from seeing her, it doesn't seem like she embarrasses easily. Like she will start rapping out of nowhere. She has a rap Persona. You know about her rap Persona?

[D]

I mean, I think she did on the show once here and there, but I don't.

[B]

She also is the inventor of hot ice cream.

[D]

Hot ice cream.

[B]

She. I actually think she's a genius.

[D]

Should we fly to Australia to try to.

[B]

Harvard grad? No, no, Harvard grad.

[A]

Oh, yeah, she did. She.

[D]

Yeah, she did.

[B]

Harvard grad. She actually went to school. Went to school?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

It wasn't like an honorary. She like went to school?

[E]

No.

[B]

Yeah, she went to school.

[D]

What do you think about Kim Kardashian failing the bar? She fell the bar twice or third? Three times now.

[B]

So she's. So she's not a lawyer?

[D]

No, but you can take the bar as many times as you want.

[B]

I thought she was a lawyer.

[D]

No, she went to law school. She went to law school and she was getting like private tutor lessons and stuff.

[B]

She also admitted somewhere, allegedly, I think this may be true, that she cheated on her law exams using Chat GPT.

[D]

Drinking on me.

[B]

No, no, that's not. Look it up.

[E]

She.

[B]

She said that she got chat GPT to help her with her homework and stuff, and she.

[A]

It got the answers wrong.

[B]

She didn't say she can use.

[D]

No, you sit on the test.

[B]

I said law school or an exam or something. I don't know, whatever. But she. She used chatgpt. Maybe that's why she's failing the bar.

[D]

Chat GPT. Not bt.

[B]

I said chat chatgpt.

[D]

It sounds like you're saying chatgpt.

[B]

Chatgpt. What does GPT stand for? I don't even know.

[D]

General Processing Technology.

[B]

Is that what it is?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

What's an AK?

[D]

AK 47. Automatic rifle. No, an AR.

[B]

AR 15.

[D]

An automatic rifle 15.

[B]

No, I think it's an Armalite rifle.

[D]

I think it's an automatic.

[B]

I think an AR rifle is an Arma light rifle.

[D]

It's an assault rifle.

[B]

No, it's an Armalite rifle.

[D]

Jacob, you look it up. An AR.

[B]

I'm pretty sure an AR15 is an armor light, right? No, you're right.

[A]

Armalite.

[D]

Yeah. Why do you know that?

[A]

It was the company that originally developed the rifles.

[D]

You

[B]

youu why?

[D]

Why? Why? Why are you invoking her?

[B]

Do you remember when guns were just like so in music? Could you write a gun bar?

[D]

A gun bar.

[B]

Gun bar.

[D]

I'm not a rapper. I don't write like that.

[B]

You write. You're A writer?

[D]

Yeah, but I don't write the girl who. Oh, my God. So wait, so many thoughts, bitch. I'm getting whiplash.

[B]

Do you see the girl who created the AI singer?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like, she writes the song.

[D]

Yeah. And Gail interviewed her.

[B]

Yeah. Gail interviewed this girl? Yeah.

[D]

What do you think about that?

[B]

Zania Monet is her.

[D]

Well, that's the artist. That's the AI's name, but her name is Talisha Nikki Jones. What do you think of. So did you watch Interview?

[B]

I watched clips of it. I didn't watch the whole thing.

[D]

Well, what do you think of what you saw?

[B]

Well, I have a few thoughts.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I think that singers will take it more seriously than I do, for sure.

[D]

And, well, what about rap? What if I wanted it for rap? Would you take that more seriously?

[B]

Maybe. Because, I mean, I like to rap, but my career is not rap. It's kind of like a hobby for me. I don't make a lot of money doing it. It's just something I love to do. But I feel like, Okay, I want to say right now that she just

[D]

headlined Pride with a little rap show where she's like, that was pennies for you, girl.

[B]

Flo Millie. Headline Pride.

[D]

No, you wore the headliners.

[B]

I was one of the headliners.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

But Flo Millie came after me.

[D]

Okay, but you.

[B]

Flo Millie. Shit.

[D]

But you were still headlined Pride.

[B]

She had a boot on. She broke her foot the night before for more fisting. I don't know. How would you break your foot? Fist? Like you slip and fall on some of the lube Brick hints.

[D]

I tell you what that fisting guy said. Did I ever tell you what that fisting guy told me?

[B]

The one that you fisted Fist of Glory.

[D]

No, I didn't fist. No, not him.

[B]

What fisting guy?

[D]

When Trinity and I did a. We filmed a. What's the thing you filmed? To poppy pitch a show for something, A pilot.

[B]

Sizzler.

[D]

Sizzler. Film Sizzle. And we. The guy was PA us back and forth when we were driving. Like, Trinity was like, so what do you do outside of this PA thing? He's like, well, it's not a good trinity. I don't know. And he was like, what's your trinity?

[B]

So. So what do you do outside of this PA thing? So when you're not paying, what do you do, girl?

[D]

So. And he's like, oh, well, funny ass. Like, I. I make only fans content. I'm a big only. She's like, oh, like, what's your thing? He's like, I'm into fisting. She's like, you put all that up there.

[B]

Do you have big hands?

[D]

No. She was saying, like, if he was getting fisted, and he's like, no, no, no. I'm a fister. Yeah, top a fisting top. And she was. We asked him all this question. She goes like, so what is it about fisting you're really into? He was like, can I. Can I be really honest with you? And we were like, yeah. He was like, to know that I can be shoulder deep in someone, if I wanted to, I could end them right there. Which seems like a really morbid part of. I mean, I'm. I don't know if that's what all fisters feel, but you should believe his

[B]

name because he'll come kill you.

[D]

But he was like, no one. I could. Because he. He showed his videos, bit biceped into people.

[B]

Is he a big guy? I mean, and a big guy?

[D]

I would say probably Kane's frame

[C]

a little.

[B]

I could fit Kane's arm up my ass, up to the nipple, whole shoulder.

[D]

But, I mean, he was taller, though. He, like, Kane's frame, maybe, Like, I would say maybe if I did.

[B]

And if you guys are at home, Kane is 6 foot 5, about 350. Solid muscle, giant biceps.

[D]

Oh, is this him? Yeah, that's him. That's her.

[B]

I think he's way smaller than K. He look like six, three.

[D]

No, I'm kidding.

[B]

Now that guy look. That guy looks like he's okay.

[D]

All right.

[B]

I mean, Jacob.

[D]

It's adulthood. Jacob acting like somebody. Go see that. Jacob said, oh, but anyway, so. But he was saying that to be up in there and to know if he wanted to, he could end someone. Because, I mean, if you're that far in.

[B]

You're in belly, you're in a. You're. You're by the lungs.

[D]

You're up there like you could really do something.

[B]

If I had my. If I was up to my armpit in someone's ass, my hand is coming out of their mouth. I have very long arms. Like, if I had my hand up your ass to the shoulder, my. I. I'm doing this with your mouth now you're.

[D]

You're Kermit. That's crazy, right?

[B]

You're Kermit Defrog.

[D]

Do you think that. What if you were involved, you added someone to the firm that was big into fisting? Like, would you. Would you participate in it all the time?

[B]

I had this one person hit me up online who wanted to fist, and they were really hot, really hot. But I Just could not get into. I couldn't get into it.

[D]

What about

[B]

feels grotesque in a way that's like. It feels like, like innards. Like, I'm like, I have your innards. You know what I mean?

[D]

Well, some people are into innards.

[B]

I also want to point out too, like, you could. If the thrill is that you could kill someone. I mean, you have so many opportunities to kill people every day.

[D]

Maybe it's just an icing on the cake. Maybe he likes the fisting. The icing on. Like the extra added bonus of it is like that. Oh, I could if I wanted to. Like, I think what it sounded, what I was hearing was the power dynamic. Knowing that this bottom trusts him so much was like, that seemed like that was what was going on really. Like knowing like I had that much trust with someone that they trust me. Being like that much into them and I could in a crazy world, do something to kill them. I think the trust was the part of it that was the fetish.

[B]

Sometimes when I'm driving, especially the people in the car and I'm driving over like a bridge, I'm like, I could

[D]

just fucking turn this car and just go into the water. That's a. That's the thing. It's called something that.

[B]

I mean, I always said there's only two type of people in the world. I mean, three types. Maybe on the subway platform I could push you or I could jump or someone's going to push me.

[D]

I know I used to feel like I thought someone going to push me. That's why I always. In the subway, I was always hyper aware of my surroundings. Like, even have music on. If I see anyone walk, like my. If I'm not. If I'm like by the pole, you know what I mean? I'm like, anytime people walk by me, I'm like, I'm like peripherally checking, like making sure they're not trying to me up.

[B]

The day Kim posted a picture from the gym.

[D]

Kimchi.

[B]

Kimchi. I might have been closer on camera, but. But I don't think this is horrible or anything, but she was like, my headphones died right when I got to the gym, I saw that I'm going, leaving.

[D]

That happened to me today.

[B]

I'm leaving. There's no way I'm raw dogging the gym.

[D]

Really? Is it that deep, girl?

[B]

No. No way. There's no way on God's green, I'm about to raw dog the gym.

[D]

After you done made all the effort, you got driven.

[B]

I've driven all the way to the Gym driven. Got there no headphones, turned around.

[D]

That's crazy.

[B]

Turned around.

[D]

I mean, there are moments where I've been like. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm go. I went to the gym, sat in the parking lot, sat on my phone for like 10 minutes. I'm like, okay. I just. Once it hits 9:15, I need. I need to get like an even like a. A quarter number so I could. Whatever bullshit I'm saying to myself. And I would just walk in.

[C]

Boop.

[D]

Like, yeah, I'm not feeling it today. And go right back home because the headphones just. Cause you didn't have it. Looks like I didn't have it in me. And no then. But the fucked up thing. I'll go and order something crazy. Mitch. I'm ordering the triple stack, the New York cheesecake pancakes from IHOP with the eggs and the bacon. Can I say what? Don't say no crazy shit. IHOP is good pancake.

[B]

IHOP is a good pancake. It's the International. Okay. Denny's.

[D]

Yeah, Denny's is not good.

[B]

You don't go to Denny's for pancakes. No, you go for the grand slam,

[D]

wich I don't know what that is.

[B]

It's a grand slam. But a sandwich, it's kind of like. Imagine a McGriddle but with ham.

[D]

A McGriddle with ham.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And there's like a syrupiness on the bread.

[D]

Got it.

[B]

That's the grand slam.

[D]

Got it.

[B]

So good. Sar. Good.

[D]

So they used to make something a long time ago. They discontinued them, but they were so Denny's. They used to make these dessert hush puppies. Did you ever have this at Denny's? They would take. There was like a blueberry favorite and a strawberry favorite. They would make them into these little fritters. They will deep fry them and they will coat them with powdered sugar and have like a little dunky, little syrupy. Can you look up the Denny's dessert?

[B]

Hush. Oh, hallelujah.

[D]

Them things were so good.

[B]

They look good. There was a period. There was a. There are some. There are some culinary moments in the world that will. That are like cultural resets.

[D]

The McGriddle. Easy, easy.

[B]

The mashed potato bowl from KFC.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

KFC is pre mashed potato bowl and post mashed potato bowl.

[D]

Yes, baby.

[B]

When that bowl.

[D]

Yes, Hallelujah came out, when Buffalo Wild Wings first dropped, they were popping.

[B]

They've since gone down Quiznos Subs Toasted Subs Jail Domino's lava cake.

[D]

The Lava cakes were good, but you know what? Places like Domino's Pizza Hut don't do well. And every time I'm like, you know What? Maybe the 1, 2, 3 wings.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Sister phone home. Yeah. No, you don't want wings from. Cause they're basically just taking wings that have been cooked already.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

They're rubbing, wrapping them in foil and running them through the exact same thing they cook the pizzas in.

[D]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

Maybe you need a whole.

[A]

You need to.

[B]

First of all, I'm not against baked wings.

[D]

I'm not against baked wings, but not

[B]

the way they do them.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Popeyes. Let me try it now. I ride free. You know, I take up the break. And if you don't want breaks, join the Patreon. Y', all, please.

[C]

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[B]

Popeyes.

[D]

What?

[B]

I can't keep riding for you if you're going to keep pulling this bullshit, because you do. Because of the fast food. You do have the best wings. Your wings are better than Buffalo Wild Wings.

[D]

I would agree.

[B]

Your wings are better than your wings. But if you're. If I'm going to order wings from you and these people are just taking the sauce, putting it, like, in the corner of the container, not even shaking it. I have to shake my own wings. There's no sauce on top of the wings. Like, I need a coating.

[D]

I don't order Popeyes wings enough to have that experience.

[B]

Baby, you are missing.

[D]

I had the once or twice, and I think you hyped. You're amping them up. You put a. That battery's a little too big in the back.

[B]

Then who. Then who. Who? Who of the fast food wings, who had the best ones? Exactly.

[D]

Fast food wing girlies.

[B]

Exactly.

[D]

I can't think of them. Wingstop. So my. I've soured on Wingstop because I ordered it one time, and I don't know if they didn't quash the chicken, I don't know what they did, but the wings Tasted like fresh. Like they take to like, not fresh. Like they were made fresh. Like, I can't explain it.

[B]

It's like gamey.

[D]

Not gay. No, they like had like. You know what I mean? When the chicken just has like a. That weird. I didn't wash it with vinegar or lime. It just tastes like they, like they cut them straight from the chicken and just deep fried them, you know, I

[B]

don't know how to cook, so I don't understand what people are. I assume when you wash your chicken, you're just washing it in water. Like you. You. You rinse it really good and you soak them. But I've hear people talking about rinsing them in. I saw someone online rinsing that chicken in bleach.

[D]

That's crazy.

[B]

Like, what are y' all doing?

[D]

That's crazy. Now I just do like a little vinegar. If I don't have vinegar, I'll do just a little. A little lime or lemon juice just to get the fresh off of them.

[B]

A little lime or a little lemon juice?

[D]

Yeah. Just to get a little code.

[B]

Can you communicate? Can you articulate with me about the fresh?

[D]

I don't know. That's what I grew. That's what my mom called it growing up. That's all I. That's all I can call it. She's like, you gotta get it.

[B]

That sounds like such a good adjective. These are really fresh. My God, they're so fresh.

[D]

No, but she would say I have to get the fresh out of the chicken.

[B]

Which restaurant? What fast food place or major chain does desserts?

[D]

The best desserts. The best. Mm.

[B]

Ooh, ooh.

[D]

Pizzeria Uno. Have you ever had Uno's Grill?

[B]

Never, not once in my life.

[D]

Never?

[B]

Never.

[D]

It's a very niche fast food joint. Joint. But they are. They are there, John. Joint. Dejuan and I used to go. There was one around the corner from our college. And we used to drive. Well, not even. It was in Hamilton, which was like a 20 minute drive.

[B]

So not around the Cor.

[D]

But me and him would get

[B]

a whole town over.

[D]

I mean, but in Jersey everyone drives, so it. So driving is like. You know what I mean? It doesn't feel like going far. So we used to go and we used to up Uno's and Dejuana. Also when we did our summer program together, we were.

[B]

This is.

[D]

Yep, we were some.

[B]

Is that what it is? Yip. Young.

[D]

You know, young art.

[E]

Yap.

[D]

Young artist program. But this one's. This was.

[B]

We're just. Yeah, y' all weren't yapping yet?

[D]

We weren't yapping. We were on the scene together. We were sharing our dorm over the summer, and this is how big our backs were.

[B]

You get it?

[D]

So we would get in Dejuan's Toyota Malibu, drive to the Stop and shop, which was 10 minutes away.

[B]

What is that?

[D]

Grocery store. Okay. Stop and shop had good fried chicken. Almost as good as ra. Have you ever had Ralph's fried chicken?

[B]

Never. Not once, Baby.

[D]

Ral's fried chicken is the truth. Anyway, so we drive 10 minutes to stop and shop.

[B]

You're at Walmart's.

[D]

No, it's not bad.

[B]

It's not great, but it's not bad.

[D]

Publix is good too.

[B]

Publix? Publix, yes. Where you got Publix at?

[D]

Where I got Publix at? Bitch, I travel.

[B]

But you don't have Publix up north.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

What you know about some Publix and Kroger? Bitch, I'm from Publix. What you know about me? Big P U B in the L I E.

[D]

So we would go down to the top of the shop, we would each get a 10 piece fried chicken, go drive back to campus, put on a movie and eat the entire. Each our own. That sounds each our bitch. 10 pieces is a whole chicken.

[B]

That sounds about right. I wanna be clear. Ten pieces is way more than one chicken. No.

[D]

Cause you have two breasts, two thighs, two legs. The wings that comes in fours. It'll be two drummies and two. Two drummies and two singles. Basically, two drum six and two. Oh, okay. Yeah. So we each have a whole chicken. That's all.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's crazy.

[B]

You know, I really like eating food same. I like eating unhealthy.

[D]

I mean, I think everyone likes.

[B]

I've been on my unhealthy eating kick lately and I'm just so happy. I get back to my hotel room and I open up that ubereats and I just have a heyday. I. Lately I've been ordering the. Which is wild for me because I really can't really eat a 12 piece from Popeyes.

[D]

12 piece. Wings or tenders?

[B]

Mix and match. Tenders and wings. Bone in, bone out. And then I would get. You eat bone out.

[D]

You eat boneless wings.

[B]

I prefer the bone in. But listen to my experience, because Nick put me up on the Mac and cheese at Popeyes. And if you take. So you have to order the signature hot sauce on the side and you mix it into your Mac and cheese.

[D]

Yeah. The fact that Nick Is your.

[B]

You mix it into your Mac and cheese. Nick doesn't do this. I do this Nick and cheese. And then I use the boneless and I put them in my Mac and cheese as if it's like a chicken Mac and cheese. I think I've decided by the end of 2026, I want to have a party dish. A dish to bring to parties, okay? Things that when people are cooking or a potluck. And I've decided my dish will be. And I'm going to perfect it, and people are going to start requesting it.

[D]

Okay?

[B]

It's going to be that good.

[D]

I'm all ears.

[B]

A buffalo chicken Mac and cheese. It's going to be so good that people are going to be like, bob,

[D]

I beg of you, are you making yourself? Are you getting it like you.

[B]

I'm making it. I'm learning to make it. I'm perfecting. I'm not perfecting. Ordering it. Oh, that's what I think I'm perfecting. Calling somewhere. I thought.

[D]

I thought you were going to get, like, a vat of fucking Mac and cheese from Popeyes and do the shit you talking about.

[B]

No, no, no. I'm going to perfect making from scratch the perfect buffalo chicken Mac and cheese. You never had a buffalo chicken Mac and cheese?

[D]

I don't think.

[B]

No, it's great.

[D]

Where. Where have you had it from?

[B]

Just restaurants.

[D]

Huh? Here and there. I've had a lobster Mac and cheese, actually.

[A]

Not the one.

[B]

I don't like. Shellfish.

[D]

I'm not a shellfish person either. I didn't love it.

[B]

Oysters?

[A]

No.

[B]

Shrimp?

[D]

No. Shellfish.

[B]

Prawns?

[D]

No.

[B]

You had lobster Mac and cheese, though.

[D]

I could have just tried it. Honestly, the Mac and cheese shows.

[B]

Crab cakes I like. So not. No shellfish.

[D]

I'll do a crab cake. But that's. I mean, bitch, you fry anything, I'm fucking eating it.

[B]

Crab cakes aren't fried, they're grilled.

[D]

No, I've had the fried ones.

[B]

Crab cakes are grilled.

[D]

I don't like the Viagra from Empanada Mama. I don't like none of that shit.

[B]

Oh, Empanada Mama. What's your order?

[E]

Ooh.

[B]

And first of all, if you live in New York City and you've been to Empanada Mama. Stop acting like you're looking at the menu. Can we. You order the same three you have. You have maybe four or five that you get. Stop looking. You know what you're gonna get. Don't waste our time, baby. This is empanada Mama.

[D]

I told you we should try to.

[B]

When you go to Cane's, don't look at the menu. Yeah.

[D]

We don't get in it.

[B]

You're standing at Cane's. You're standing at raising Cane's where they have one thing on the menu and

[D]

you're like, I think you. I think we're deciding, like, how big our back's gonna be that day. Am I getting the three? Am I getting the three one or the four one? Now if I feel real, bitch, I'm getting six.

[B]

Well, you should know before you go in.

[D]

No.

[B]

How hungry are you?

[D]

No, the menu would dictate how hungry you are.

[B]

The menu.

[D]

The menu.

[B]

The menu.

[D]

The menu.

[B]

That's how you say that.

[D]

The menu. What do you say?

[B]

The menu.

[D]

The menu.

[B]

Yeah, the menu.

[D]

The menu.

[B]

They don't like when I correct Monet's. Well, they don't have to get over it because she. She gave me the business for saying hero zero.

[D]

You don't want that came brought this on the thing.

[B]

I bought it up. I did bring it up.

[D]

So when you.

[B]

Monet was like, you hood ass bitch. You hood as fuck.

[D]

No, something else you said and I wasn't about.

[B]

You were mentioning. So you. So the fans who have selected outrage can suck my dick.

[D]

Selective outrage is crazy. That's a little bit of slob my knob and inflammation.

[B]

Gobble my goose neck.

[D]

The menu at Canes will tell you how hungry you are. I firmly believe that.

[B]

I just know when I go like, I decide.

[D]

There's one right here, you know?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that.

[D]

No, it's this way. There's two. There's one here. And they just put a new one over here, bitch.

[B]

So the Kevin Hart's old place Hart House is now raising kids.

[D]

Now they're raising kids, which is.

[B]

And it will survive, baby. That Hart House, we went. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good.

[D]

It's vegan, right? It was vegan.

[B]

Yeah, it was.

[D]

Rest in peace, Hart House.

[B]

You want to say anything to Kevin Hart about his failed business?

[D]

Kevin Hart, we're so sorry that your business failed. You should try. He put one here next to Percivale Studios. Yeah, let's see how it worked out again. Oh, my God, look how pretty we are. Anyway, Rip,

[B]

Rest in peace to Bobo Beauty. Yeah, Bobo Beauty is up in the

[D]

sky next to Hart House.

[B]

Up in the failed business.

[D]

You ever think about. We spent so much money on Bubble Beauty. I was thinking about it the other day and I was trying to.

[B]

We spent money on a learning experience is what we spent Money on. And we bonded.

[D]

Should we say the dollar amount? One day.

[B]

Maybe one day. Comment below. How much. How much money is embarrassing.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

How.

[D]

Oh, my God. Come in below. Which one it would you say, like

[B]

the lowest amount of. Don't go like 10 billion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get crazy.

[D]

What is the lawyers who like. Are you all fudgeing kidding me? You spend that much money on that

[B]

company and then we will look in the comments and we. Then we will either say lower or higher, but we won't say. And then we'll just keep playing this game until we find out if we should be embarrassed or not. Because I'm not embarrassed. I get to have experience.

[D]

You're not embarrassed.

[B]

I'm embarrassed. Monet. Everything I've done with you, my name

[D]

is Monet and not Mon.

[B]

So you selective outragers of Monet.

[D]

Wait, why do you. Why do you Monet me?

[B]

That's how I pronounce your name. Monet. No, you don't.

[D]

Because then you call me. You call me Monet often.

[B]

Well, you know, you say things differently sometimes. People pronounce things differently sometimes. And yes, I say sometimes. I say sometimes, but I know that it's sometime. I know, but I say sometimes.

[D]

Are you excited about that? Do you like the holidays?

[B]

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Oh, I've got to tell you. Oh, God, I hate to announce this to you on.

[D]

On camera.

[B]

Well, I mean, you specific. They won't care. But I hate to announce it to you.

[D]

What?

[B]

It's about to be a Wicked podcast again. We're about to re. Enter the most wonderful time of the year.

[D]

I mean, you're going to New York for the premiere. You're really about it.

[B]

I'm about about it. And we're going to once again be a Wicked podcast.

[D]

Oh, my God. They should do it at the Wicked theater.

[B]

The Gershwin.

[D]

Yeah,

[B]

that's Hood. Do it at Wicked theater. You mean the Gershwin.

[D]

They should do it there. I'll be fair.

[B]

I would. Something I'm proud of is I'm pretty good at naming what theater plays were at. I'm not great at it, but if you name a musical that had a pretty substantial run, I can probably tell you what theater it was at.

[D]

Kinky Boots.

[B]

Kinky Boots with Al Hirschfeld.

[D]

Yep. Chicago.

[B]

Chicago was at the. Ooh, that one. I don't know. I didn't see it. Well, I did see it. I saw it with Jinx in it.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Where was Chicago? Jacob, Just a sec.

[D]

Damn you've been to Aldrich's show. Did you go see it in Pirates?

[B]

I didn't go see Pirates and I didn't go see Lil Shop. So I've not seen all. I saw two of them.

[D]

I saw Lil Shop, but I have

[B]

seen every play Alex Newell's ever been in.

[D]

Oh, that's good.

[B]

I think I'm sad.

[A]

Did you see the drowsy chaperone they just did?

[B]

Oh no, but everything had like a run. Not like a one night thing. But I saw.

[D]

Oh, so you didn't see everything.

[B]

Oh brother, this guy stinks. No, I saw. I saw. I saw A Christmas Carol I saw once on this island.

[D]

What role did he play in the

[B]

Christmas Carol Ghost of Yikity Yaki. I gotta camera one of the ghosts and I saw Shucked.

[D]

I'm so mad at Miss Shucked, but her shucked was really good. Got it.

[B]

Alex Newell was great then. Alex Newell was worth the cost of admission. And if you missed it, don't you worry because they're gonna turn to a movie.

[D]

Are they?

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And it's about corn.

[B]

No, it's a kind of. It's a. It's shut. Cause it's corny. But it's like about a town that. That has a corn. A thriving corn industry.

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[C]

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[D]

I know you're gonna hate this. You're gonna hate this. You're gonna hate that. I say this. What?

[B]

You're gonna hate it.

[D]

So I listen to the Breakfast Club here and there.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And do you know Ms. Pat?

[B]

Do I know Ms. Pat? Yeah, I love Ms. Pat.

[D]

Yeah, she was so. Her lore is so interesting.

[B]

Very.

[D]

She. Especially around queerness.

[B]

Cause her lesbian daughter.

[D]

Cause her lesbian daughter.

[B]

Stepdaughter.

[D]

Yeah, stepdaughter. But she grew up like she's talking about this on ts.

[B]

Homophobic.

[D]

Yeah, she's homophobic. And until she was present. I mean, not even till. Cause they Had a. You know, she had to grow to where she's now, to evolve to where she's now. But like hearing how. Hearing her thought. Because. Okay, so she was on the thing with her producing directing buddy who's gay.

[B]

The gay guy?

[D]

Yeah, the gay guy. And he's doing that show oh, Happy Day at the Public, which I heard is so good. I'm so mad at him. So I've come into my theater.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

After I left New York City.

[B]

Yes. And I was trying to get you into it when you kept being like, you guys are lame.

[D]

I know. Because that's. Because I. We've talked about this before. There's a thing between opera and theater and music. It's like, you know what I mean? I just. Anyway, so I'm so mad I missed that. There's the other one that was going on down there too. Goddess or I don't know that one Goddess. I heard that was so good too. Anyway, so they were talking about. Cause Jess, hilarious was like, you know, Ms. Pat, you know, I was supposed to be on the show and I had. I told. I couldn't because I said trans women. You know what? Let's have. Let's take a break and I'll tell you. Oh, should we talk about this on current adventury? No, we should talk about it now. But current adventury happens on our Patreon is what I'm trying to say. Do you want to add anything?

[B]

No, you're doing a great job. Thank you so much.

[D]

So just hilarious, basically saying,

[B]

what is this you are doing? I'm ready.

[D]

Just hilarious is talking about how she's supposed to be on the show, but. Because. But bet brought up, hey, we. We're not gonna prove this person. Because they said disparaging comments about trans people. And Ms. Pat was just basically saying, like, can I just tell you, she's just like, if I have any advice for you, just let people identify and be what they want to be. She's like, they don't need you to comment about it. And if you do feel that way, keep it to yourself. You don't have to say anything. And Jesse Laris was so. Who's a flabbergasted? But you could tell to her it's like, oh my God, what a thought. Just letting people just identify and be what they want.

[B]

Then as Pat was like, you know, the queer community is like maga.

[D]

And she was like, no, no, no, let them clear it up. They're like, it was very funny. She's very funny.

[B]

Yeah. She's a comedian.

[D]

Hilarious.

[B]

But yeah. Okay, here's a fantasy of mine.

[D]

What?

[B]

This is toxic.

[D]

You want to go and fight?

[B]

I want to go on the Brax Club and fight.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I would like to go and fight just for the purpose of fighting.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Who do you want to fight?

[B]

Charlamagne and Jess. Hilarious.

[D]

Okay. But here's my thing about Charlamar. Charlamagne is not homophobic, not transphobic. I think that. What I see.

[B]

I do think he's misogynistic.

[D]

He's misogynistic. That, that probably do.

[B]

But the other.

[D]

The other is. No. So, yeah, so I think that Charlamagne. But around politics and stuff, I think he is very smart.

[B]

Well, except when he said. When he was. What he said about the Dems recently,

[D]

what he said about that they shouldn't have caved.

[B]

No, he. No, before they caved, he was like. He was. He was basically. Now I'm going to forget what he said, but, you know, I'm going to mischaracterize it. So I don't even want to.

[D]

I think I was saying this before. I was like, Charlamagne represents a lot, a big part. I mean, that show in itself is. It represents a lot of the black community and a lot of people who like how they think about a lot of these issues.

[B]

The Breakfast Club.

[D]

He's a Breakfast Club.

[B]

They recently hit a billion streams.

[D]

Yeah, they're huge.

[B]

Oh, it's massive.

[D]

So I think that. And he's also very. Charlamagne is not so. He's very smart. So I think that.

[B]

Is he sexy? We look at a picture of him real quick.

[D]

I wouldn't call Charlemagne sexy. No, no.

[B]

Is he handsome? He.

[D]

No, he's cute. He's cute, but he's not handsome.

[B]

There's a clip of Charlamagne on the. On some. On the show. Breakfast Club, some show. And he kept going on and on about his penis.

[D]

Like, in what way?

[B]

About the size of it.

[D]

Like big.

[B]

Well, he was like, I'm proud to have an average sized penis. Everyone out here, I'm proud to have my average 8 inch penis. And I was like, one of the two things you're saying is not true. Either you have an average sized penis, you know how to measure it, or you have an 8 inch penis and you're trying to be modest.

[D]

I think when we talked about this. Straight people do not know how to measure dicks.

[B]

Measure from the knee.

[D]

Yeah. Straight people do not straight measure from the hip. Straight women are also often, a lot of times really impressed by Dick size and gays be like child. Anyway, that thing like, I've been in several instances. Well, not several. A couple where my straight girlfriends showing me a dick video. I'm like, girl, like, I'm gonna show you his dick is so big. And I be telling like that. That's big.

[B]

Well, from people that I know who take it vaginally and anally, from what I understand, the people who do both, they're like, taking it vaginally is harder to take a bigger penis than it is take one anally.

[D]

It's harder to take a big dick in your pussy than in your asshole. Yeah. Why isn't. The vagina is made to stretch? The asshole is not made to stretch like a pussy. A pussy is what can get this big to get you out of there.

[B]

So vaginas. Okay, I was much smaller than this

[D]

when I was born. I'm saying, me too. I came out of a vagina.

[B]

But they stretch like this. Like, vaginas are meant to stretch wide, not necessarily stretch in depth. And to be clear, the passage that a baby comes through is not the exact same passage that a penis goes through.

[D]

I know, but there's crossover.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

At the opening. Yeah, but like, when you piss and when you're getting fucked, there's. They're not. You don't fuck someone in their piss hole.

[D]

I know. Yeah, but. But I think you're wrong. Vaginas does not. Only when. When a pussy dilates, it dilates round. It does not dilate. It does not. Your pussy doesn't go like this.

[B]

That's what. What do you think I just said? You.

[D]

I thought you said. You said you. You said vaginas are meant to go like this. Not what. I don't know what other thing you said, but this. You said this.

[B]

They don't dial it like this.

[D]

Yeah, but they don't. They don't dial it like this. They dial it like this.

[B]

Money, you. This feels like this. Feels like vanilla is going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding is not the same thing. That's what this feels like.

[D]

Well, Bob, because you said this.

[B]

Yeah, but I'm saying they. It's width. That's all you

[C]

had.

[D]

So it was height,

[A]

Latoya.

[B]

That's all you have. Hype is Latoya Jackson stupid.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I'm asking.

[D]

No, she doesn't pronounce it, Bob. She pronounces things differently than us. She pronounces words differently.

[B]

Sometimes the difference between here and hair and a height and a height. One of them isn't a word. One of them just isn't. I don't think anyone pronounces it. Height. I think she thought she was eating. I wouldn't be surprised if, like, a lot of people who grew up rich and famous were stupid, to be honest. I think if you grew up rich and famous, you either get really good schooling or you just. Or they. You're just getting neglectful schooling.

[D]

Neglectful?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like you.

[D]

I mean, they go into the regular.

[B]

They're going to schools sometimes. They're not staying at home sometimes. Who? A lot of. A lot of famous people are homeschooled. Who? I mean, I can't name them, but a lot of famous people get home.

[D]

You can't name them, but it's a lot of them.

[B]

Dude, did Beyonce go to high school?

[D]

No, she went to. No, Destiny Child went to high school.

[B]

Like, Beyonce graduated from high school.

[D]

I don't know if she graduated, but they went to high school.

[B]

Like, I feel like a lot of famous people probably get homeschooled, especially if they're. Especially if they're stars. I don't mean, like famous people's children. I think famous people's children probably go to school, but if you are the famous person, you probably have some homeschooling.

[D]

Well, I mean, a lot.

[B]

Or on site tutors.

[D]

A lot of. I want to say a lot of the Disney kids. A lot of the Disney kids went to school on set, like the Nickelodeon.

[B]

And I don't know, I can't vouch because I didn't. I'm not. I was never a famous child. But is that as good as. I don't know, like, in between scenes, you're learning about the solar system.

[D]

Like, did. Did RuPaul graduate high school?

[B]

No.

[D]

She didn't?

[B]

No.

[D]

When did she stop?

[B]

I'm just second grade and I'm like, I know somewhere in high school. But she. But she. In her book. She didn't read her book.

[D]

I have not read any RuPaul book. Not a single one.

[B]

You think she's a bad author?

[D]

I know RuPaul dropped out of high school in this his senior year.

[B]

Girl.

[D]

I mean, I will say, once you get to like 12, 11, 12th grade, you're like, what the fuck? You don't know?

[B]

But maybe his senior year wasn't going to be his last year. Oh, you know what I mean?

[D]

Oh, so you're saying she was. She had a lot of credits.

[B]

She might have been a bad student. Maybe she didn't finish high school.

[D]

So do you. So say it to the camera. That RuPaul's stupid.

[B]

I don't think RuPaul finished high school.

[D]

Say it. Say it.

[B]

RuPaul was probably not a good student. See where you get it? I said probably.

[D]

Okay, where are you probably? Where is that coming from?

[B]

It seems like Something happened in RuPaul's life where she was not able to finish high school. That doesn't make you stupid, though. I know lots of people who didn't finish high school that aren't stupid.

[D]

No, but I mean, I. I think she saw. Because she went to that. That's the point. She moved to Atlanta. Right. To pursue being a rock star. The group.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't. I mean, it's been a long since I read the book Letting It all hang out by RuPaul, available on Amazon. But I remember that she was like. She was like, living with her brother or her sister. She went to go live with a sibling and she started working for her brother, who I think sold cars to celebrities. And the first celebrity she ever met was James Brown. She sold him a Cadillac. Yeah. Or she drove him a Cadillac that was sold to him by her brother. I think so. Maybe she was just chasing that money, chasing that bag.

[D]

So back to pussies. So they stretch this way like. Oh, a circle. Probably not a perfect circle. I mean, I'm not there with a fucking protractor scaling it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

But I think they stretch this way. So that's why. So it's crazy to me that it'll be easier to take a penis in your pussy than your asshole.

[B]

I think a long penis.

[D]

A long.

[B]

Okay. I think it's about the length. If it's too long, it's like, put it in the back door. If it's fat, put it in the front door.

[D]

Chris Brown has a long, skinny penis. Have you ever seen this? As nudes?

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[D]

Long and skinny like a pencil. Like a number two pencil.

[B]

Do you wanna. I get it from Zwe.

[D]

By the way, did you see the Eric Adams babe?

[B]

The most. Why would Eric Adams agree to that? First of all, I do think she should have held him. She never holds him to task the way I want her to, but I can't believe he agreed to that.

[D]

So uncomfortable. So weird. He's such a fucking freak. What a freak show. He's. He's a. He's a native New Yorker, too. He gives native New Yorkers a bad name.

[B]

What borough is he from?

[D]

I'm going to say Staten Island.

[B]

No, he's not from Staten Island. Can we look? Find out where borough Eric Adams is from. He gives Brooklyn vibes.

[D]

No, his accent is not Brooklyn.

[B]

So what are you going to do

[D]

when you find Queens? I'm going to guess Queens. You think it's Brownsville.

[B]

The Bronx. I mean, the Bronx. Sorry. The Brooklyn.

[D]

The Brooklyn.

[B]

So there was this guy online named.

[D]

That's the full. Okay.

[B]

I think his name is Zay.

[D]

Or.

[B]

Or their name is. I'm not sure the pronouns. But Zay has.

[D]

Yeah, cleared up.

[B]

Z has just.

[D]

Just misgendering. Zay on this podcast.

[B]

Happy to clar it up. Zay has this thing where they basically go on about how New Yorkers do not have distinguishable accents.

[A]

And.

[B]

And he's like a professional, like, linguist, like, like. Or accentologist. I don't know what you call it, but, like, his whole thing is accents. He actually did my accent and pinpointed as I did. Like, I was like, can you tell me where I'm from? I think my accent is a little bit ambiguous, and I moved around a lot and I say certain things funny. So can you tell where I'm from?

[D]

I.

[B]

Based on my accent. And he clocked me down.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Like, to the city.

[D]

See, this is you.

[B]

You're going to see the video. Hold on. He excluded Florida. Canadian raising. That is so important. Anyway, so.

[D]

Girl, he looked it up.

[E]

He.

[D]

You are this.

[B]

This.

[D]

Like, this is like when the people go on the show, the ghost, the mediums and be like, yeah, you have. You were born from a woman. Yeah. And every morning you have Take it with me breakfast. Like, it's like girl issue with Zay Dupree.

[B]

Girl, I think Zay, I want to say, I believe you. And Zay has a really, like, a tirade. They go on. Zay's two biggest things they go on and on about on their page is about how about black sense and about how New York, the boroughs, the neighborhoods do not have distinctive accents. And when you take people's accents and you record them and you play them for New Yorkers, they actually cannot tell where people are from. No matter how much New Yorkers insist they can tell, you cannot tell where someone's from based on their accent.

[D]

Well, I'm curious what you think about

[B]

mine, because mine, with the exception of maybe. Actually, there's no exception, because even when, like, Jewish, New York accents, you could be from the Heights, you could be from Brooklyn, you could be from Manhattan.

[D]

Yeah. I'm curious what you think about mine, because mine is a little Caribbean, a little New York.

[B]

Make a video help. I mean, you'll Probably. He probably won't do it now because of how you just slammed him.

[D]

Laugh him.

[B]

You said he's a liar. I just think you just.

[D]

You just believe in everybody. You just always drinking the Kool Aid.

[B]

Well, if you look at Zay's page, because they also does this with people who aren't famous. They does this with, like, just random people.

[D]

Well, this is in the Internet. Everyone can be famous. You can find everyone's information online. Everyone. You ever see that man that just

[B]

finds people Such a New Yorker?

[D]

You ever see that man can find people? Someone would say, I hate your shirt. He'd be like, but you hate my shirt. Well, because I saw the hair you went to, and he could find literally where everyone lives.

[B]

You are such a New Yorker.

[D]

How is this a New Yorker?

[B]

A New Yorker trader. So, like, what's happened to y'? All? Why was this a New Yorker? Why y' all like this? You're so skeptical. Like, everything.

[D]

Because we are from a city that is constantly trying to beat us down and wipe us out. We are always on the edge. We are always on the defense.

[B]

Yeah, everyone's not against you. Yes, they are. Like, what is. Like, I remember one time I was trying to pay for something with a coupon, and the guy was like, is this fake? I was like, is this fake? It's a coupon. No, it's not fake. It's a coupon I clipped. No, it's not fake. Like, what is going on with. Who are y'? All?

[D]

The world.

[B]

Well, I. Listen, I love New Yorkers. As a iconic. As an iconic New Yorker, why does this hurt your feelings that I'm an iconic? Why do you. What's wrong with you?

[D]

I think I get stuck in the movie.

[B]

Are you skeptical about that too?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Take it up with mta. Take it up with the mta, honey.

[D]

What does it stand for?

[B]

The Metro Transit Association Authority.

[D]

Clocked. Devoted title.

[B]

Shrimped.

[D]

Take it away. Good day, sir. You lose.

[A]

It's too late.

[B]

I have the title. Did you know that the voice of the MTA is a trans woman? Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. That's a trans woman. And she also does ones for Philly.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Isn't that wild?

[D]

I hooked up a guy in Philly recently that was really hot.

[B]

Tell me more.

[D]

He's very tall. Shocker.

[B]

You make me beg for so many details.

[D]

He's very tall.

[B]

Can I get an age? Can I get a race? Can I get a body type? Can I get what you did? Can I get a hair?

[D]

I don't know how else.

[B]

Do you have teeth? No.

[D]

That's why I was so good.

[B]

Give me anything.

[A]

Beard.

[D]

No beard, curly hair. I don't know what. He had a little gray in his hair, though. So maybe that was body type race. Very tall and skinny. You'd be proud of him.

[B]

Very skinny.

[D]

Very skinny man. White man. They're like, yeah, we know you want to suck it up.

[B]

A white kid, age. So like 30s.

[D]

I would say mid-40s.

[B]

You know what's really sexy?

[D]

Who?

[B]

A slick, shiny, smooth, bald head. Like, if it feels like so smooth, that's really hot.

[D]

Have you ever seen heading. I'm sorry, heading where? Bald guys, they, like, you fuck a pussy with your head.

[B]

It's not real.

[D]

It is real.

[B]

It's not real.

[D]

I've told you. I think we've had this conversation on the podcast before.

[B]

So I had someone show me a video of a guy using his head to go into a vagina. And then I was like, that's fake. Like it was a big fake artificial pussy and the guy was jamming his head into. Wasn't real.

[D]

How do you mean a fake artificial. Like they made the whole thing like

[B]

a big prosthetic pussy. It's like. You ever see those long dick videos?

[D]

Yeah, those are not real.

[B]

Like, where they hold them like this.

[D]

That's crazy. Well, you know. So they make these like. Have you ever seen these? Like rubber. I think they're for. I don't know who they're for, but they're like rubber silicone pussy panties. Have you seen this before?

[B]

No.

[D]

You can buy them on Amazon and jazz and Rice and I.

[B]

You put it in your asshole?

[D]

No, you put it. You wear, like a thing. So, like, the purpose of. If you go out and you look. If you selling the fancy.

[B]

Honey, are you with the bar? Do you have them?

[D]

I used to have it in New York.

[B]

I thought you put the pussy over your asshole and it has a hole in it.

[D]

No, we're here because it has a. It has a little chamber in it. So if the guy fucks you in

[B]

it, the zzzz zizzing is so.

[D]

Z Z, Z Z Z Z Z Z Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z Z. Yeah, it has a chamber in it, but I don't know

[B]

what that one is, but it has

[D]

a chamber in it. And you can. If the guy fucks you, like there's a place for the. For your penis. For their penis to go.

[B]

But it's shallow.

[D]

No.

[B]

Because your body's right behind it.

[D]

No, but the way it's formatted, it goes basically on top here.

[B]

Were you fucked in this fake pussy?

[D]

No, I never got to. I know I never did. I purchased it, but I never experienced it. I would.

[B]

I thought it was so that you could have like just a. What do you call it? Camel toe?

[D]

No, I mean the ones on Amazon, they have the slit. But they're not these full things though. They're like, just like a longer panty. One time I did hook up with this really drunk guy and bitch, I didn't clean out. Cause I was coming from the club.

[B]

This story is. You don't have to finish it.

[D]

No, you don't have to finish it. I didn't clean out, so. But he was so drunk. And when he was fucking me, I basically just put lube. Like I was laying. Laying flat off the bed. I just put lube between my legs and like right before the butt and he was fucking between my legs.

[B]

Was this when you were dressed up?

[D]

Yeah, I was in full. Geeshe.

[B]

Well, listen, you don't do the geishe no more.

[D]

No, it's not. It's.

[B]

You've aged out.

[D]

It aged out and it's just not as fun. And when I was. When I was like. Cause I think the sexiness of it was in New York and like it would be like some like cute Dominican boy or Puerto Rican boy in my neighborhood.

[B]

There's Dominicans in la.

[D]

Yeah, but it was a certain time around Dominicanos. Not a lot. There are not a lot of Dominicans and Puerto Ricans over here.

[B]

Oh, no. I mean New York City has more Puerto Ricans than any city in the world.

[D]

I know you love this fact.

[B]

It's true.

[D]

I know, but I like how the fans clocked you the other day.

[B]

About what?

[D]

About New York having. What did he say? New York has the most.

[B]

So I looked it up. I looked it up. New York City has the largest metro land area. I googled it.

[D]

That's not what you said before.

[B]

I know I didn't say that before, but you mispronounced menu.

[D]

So now what you mispronounce zero.

[B]

I think zero is how you say it.

[D]

No, zero, zero, zero.

[B]

That's why I don't say zero to hero.

[D]

But that's a song. You won't go over to one thing. That's a song. But you don't slant the rhyme when

[B]

you sing the song. You're not. Okay. How do you say hero?

[D]

Hero.

[B]

How do you say zero?

[D]

Zero.

[B]

So slanting to what you slant to match one. If they both rhyme. If zero and hero, what do you need to slant on?

[D]

No, sorry. Sorry.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Hero. Hero. Used to. I mean. But here's the thing. If I'm going to the corner, so I'm like, yeah, can I have a bacon and cheese on a hero? I don't say, can I have a bacon and cheese on a hero?

[B]

I would.

[D]

That's crazy talk.

[B]

Villains and heroes.

[D]

Villains and what?

[B]

Heroes. The villains and the heroes.

[D]

The hero.

[B]

Yeah. Hero. So Josh

[D]

Shapiro.

[B]

Shapiro.

[D]

Shapiro.

[B]

Not Shapiro. It's Josh Shapiro.

[D]

Why is he on the front of your brain?

[B]

Because I just put in Pirro, and I was like, oh. So I'm thinking about ways to, like,

[D]

say Judge Jeanine Shapiro. Pirro. Just Pirro.

[B]

Oh, Pirro.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Not Pirro, but she spelled it P A, R, O. Right?

[D]

I think it's P A, P I, R, O.

[B]

Who's that one judge? Judge Milian, who always wants you to know she's white but Latino. She's the People's Court.

[D]

Well, the People's Court has gone through so many iterations.

[B]

She's the one. She's. Her name is Judge Janine. No, Judge Milian. And she would always want you to be like.

[D]

She'd be like, milan, a million.

[B]

Like I said. And she'd always be like, we have a saying where I'm from. So, like, she has a really, like. She says American accent, but she's like, we have a saying where I'm from. Like, every episode, she's like, I want y' all to know that I'm Latino.

[D]

It's crazy.

[B]

I want y' all to know I'm Chipotle Mayo. Every episode she's like, that is imperative that you know that about her.

[D]

Interesting.

[B]

Which, I mean,

[D]

she looks. She looks. She's extremely, extremely. Oh, she's Jewish. Portuguese.

[B]

She's Jewish.

[A]

No, no, sorry.

[B]

This is Sean Paul. Oh. Oh. Sean Paul's not black.

[D]

Wait, what?

[B]

Yeah, Sean Paul's not black. I gagged.

[D]

Well, no, Jewish Paul. His father is black. Jamaican. So he is black.

[B]

His father's Chinese.

[D]

That's his father. His father's.

[B]

Wait. Sean Paul's father has Afro Jamaican ancestry. Paul's father, believed to be descended from Portuguese horse thieves, were fleeing from bounty hunters in a ship that sank in Jamaica.

[D]

So his dad is black. I mean, it's a long time ago, but

[B]

Sean Paul's father, Shanna Paul, Shauna Paul.

[D]

So Migasadam. I don't care what people say.

[B]

5 million 14 naughty shorties. You know what he's saying there.

[D]

What do you say? Wait, was this a Swamp Ball song?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What song?

[B]

Waiting Song Runs Isn't gonna be keeping you warm. I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm oh, Lord, girl, I got the right tactics to turn you on and girl, I wanna be the papa. You can be the ma. Oh, he goes, 5 million 14 naughty shorties. You know what he's saying there?

[D]

5 million bad girls. No.

[B]

Yeah. 5 million 40 naughty shorties. For a long time, I don't know what he was saying. I was going, 5 million and 40 naughty shawties. Then I listen. I was like, oh, he's saying, five million and forty naughty shorties.

[D]

Yeah. Five million forties. So five million and forty naughty shorties dot Bad.

[B]

Yeah, bad bitches. Which I just didn't realize his accent is. Which one is

[D]

shaggy. But, you know, a lot of Jamaicans because of Jamaicans. Jamaican because of what? I forget exactly what the thing was. But a lot of Chinese people end up living in Jamaica, so a lot of them have a lot of Chinese DNA and ancestry.

[B]

Sean Paul.

[D]

Yeah. Anyway, Jamaican. So I guess. Thank you for teaching us that. Sean Paul isn't. Well, he is black.

[B]

I guess he is black, but he's. But he's also Jamaican. He's also Chinese and Jewish.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Is Mariah Carey black?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

Are people saying she's not black?

[B]

There are people.

[D]

Oh, okay. We can rap. I'll tell you. We'll talk about this after. All right, thank you.

[E]

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