The One To Listen to On The Way To Work

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast

Episode: The One To Listen to On The Way To Work

Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: October 8, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant and entertaining episode, Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change deliver their signature mix of banter, shade, and genuine friendship while tackling everyday topics perfect for listeners heading to work. From squabbles over morning routines and neighbor drama, to in-depth (and hilarious) debates about city bridges and "Bridge City" claims, diet fads, and video game character diversity, this episode gives listeners both laughs and relatable insights on navigating daily life.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Building Gossip and Neighborhood Characters

Timestamps: 01:44–05:40

• Bob and Monét discuss Bob’s apartment neighbors, including a “cold” Russian couple, friendly older folks, and a mysterious woman who charges her phone by the garage.
• Bob’s interactions reflect the quirks and mini-dramas of communal urban living.
• Funny aside about Bob not being “aggressed” by the Russians, and Monét’s curiosity about neighbor relationships:

  “Are they ever aggressed to you?” – Monét (03:12)

• Lighthearted debate on why people get upset about someone charging their phone in public spaces.

2. NYC Transportation: Tokens, MetroCards, and City Bikes

Timestamps: 05:41–09:58

• Bob and Monét reminisce about the evolution of NYC transit—tokens vs. MetroCards vs. OMNY.
• Monét recalls NYC subway chaos and her preference for City Bike as the best way to get around.
• Amusing nostalgia for old fare systems and complaints about service interruptions:

  “You just be sitting there fucking waiting… the city bike is the fastest and simplest way to get around the city.” – Monét (08:11)

3. Crowning the "True Bridge City"

Timestamps: 10:36–15:19

• Spirited investigation: Is Portland, Pittsburgh, or NYC the real "Bridge City"?
• Sharply comedic breakdown while counting bridges:
  • Portland: 12 bridges
  • Pittsburgh: 446 bridges
  • NYC: 789 bridges and tunnels
• Portland’s “Bridge City” title is ferociously disputed:

  “How is Portland the bridge city?” – Bob (13:27) “Imagine having 12 bridges… and calling yourself the Bridge City.” – Bob (12:03)

  • Bob and Monét’s back-and-forth bet about Portland’s bridge count is a highlight:

    “Let’s bet 12.” – Monét
    “It’s 14.” – Bob
    [Loses bet] “Thank you. Fuck it.” – Monét (14:57)

• Comic relief:

  “Jacob, help us, please. We’re fighting.” – Bob (14:15)

4. Morning Routines and Workday Prep

Timestamps: 17:02–23:04

• Bob describes his hectic mornings, confessing he’s not a “wake up early and relax” person, much to Monét’s disbelief.
• Monét contrasts with her more methodical morning prep, planning extra time for herself.
• Running joke of the episode: Apology Accountability
  • Bob accuses Monét of never apologizing for lateness; banter escalates with live searches through their group chat.
  • Hilarious reenactment of text receipts for apologies:

    “Read the text verbatim. This is going to be delicious.” – Bob (20:41)

5. Navigating Toxic Work Environments & Self-Care

Timestamps: 24:48–29:46

• Advice segment: How to handle “dark-sided” (toxic) coworkers.
• Monét: Advocates centering oneself and meditation before work:

  “Meditation is something that I really prioritize when I have to come into work...” – Monét (25:01)

• Bob: Shares his experience with meditating daily but ultimately finds it didn't work for him.
• Mutual recognition that everyone has to find their own daily rituals.

6. Food Habits & Diet Fads

Timestamps: 29:47–52:10

• Spirited exchange about culinary habits:
  • Bob is content with repetitive, convenient meals (e.g., “dog food” for humans—bagged meat and veggies).
  • Monét prefers variety and can't fathom eating the same thing daily.
• Debates on keto, carnivore diets, convenience, and the virtue (or not) of elaborate meal prep.
• Insight into “my food” trend on TikTok and bulk meal prepping friends.
• Comedic shade:

  “I know big back patty whack bitch will eat a snack.” – Bob (31:27) “Tits, natural ass, inhaling ass nigga, that was you.” – Monét (32:08)

7. Restaurant Ordering Etiquette

Timestamps: 52:10–56:16

• Bob's pet peeve: people who take forever to order food.
• Both hosts roleplay a waiter-customer interaction at Applebee’s, escalating into more improv.
• Pro tip: “There’s a tactic if you’re a waiter and you want to know the trick to get someone to order...” – Bob (53:01)

8. SWAT Stories & Scams

Timestamps: 57:27–58:16

• Bob recounts seeing SWAT raids three times in his life: at Applebee’s, his NY apartment, and in Georgia.
• Monét draws the connection: “Let’s just see what the common denominator is. Every time, it’s your ass.” (58:12)

9. Video Game Character Diversity (League of Legends)

Timestamps: 58:28–64:39

• Conversation shifts to League of Legends and character art analysis.
• The hosts critique the sexualization and body diversity (or lack thereof) of female champions compared to their male counterparts.

  “There’s no fat women, though... but there’s a lot of fat guys. That’s very interesting.” – Bob (62:40)

• Light debate about black/gay representation and gaming preferences.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Portland’s “Bridge City” claim:

  “Imagine having 12 bridges… and calling yourself the Bridge City.” – Bob, (12:03)

• Self-deprecating banter:

  “You look like someone that not on TikTok live and doing the podcast and on we're here and sweating the blah, blah, blah. This is the real motherfucking Bob the Drag Queen, y’all.” – Monét (15:31)

• Work advice:

  “If you are going to an environment where you have to deal with someone who is of that ilk, I think that the best thing you can do is center yourself and meditate.” – Monét (25:01) “I used to meditate every day … I honestly don’t think it was soothing. I don’t think it helped me.” – Bob (26:29)

• On morning routines:

  “If I have to be out the door at 9:30, I wake up at 9:15, I wake up in a tizzy.” – Bob (17:10)
  “That's madness.” – Bob & Monét (Repeatedly, on prepping early vs. their own approach)

• On food habits:

  “I do not have a strong desire for my food to be, like, super refined… I am really comfortable eating these same things every day.” – Bob (49:08)

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Additional Highlights

• Listeners get recurring bits: The episode comes with frequent callbacks (e.g., “Jacob, help us, we’re fighting!” and ongoing apology drama).
• Quick-fire topics: K-pop, audiobook habits, gym routines, favorite podcasts, and more weave through the main discussions, keeping the vibe lively and dynamic.
• Banter on League of Legends character designs:

  “Why do video games make the women… so sexy?” – Monét (59:13)

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Conclusion & Takeaways

This episode is a quintessential slice of the Sibling Rivalry dynamic—equal parts outrageous comedy, genuine advice, and candid friendship. Perfect for energizing a morning commute, Bob and Monét’s playful roasts are balanced by moments of honest reflection about work stress, wellness rituals, and the absurdities of adulting in big cities. Their chemistry and quick wit make even the most mundane topics feel fresh, affirming, and thoroughly entertaining.

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For Listeners on the Go

Whether you’re stuck in traffic or scurrying to the subway, this is “the one to listen to on the way to work”—you’ll leave laughing and maybe even a little wiser about life, neighbors, and which city rules the bridges (spoiler: sorry, Portland).

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Transcript

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X James.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we finally crowned the true Bridge City.

[Monet X Change]

We get you ready for your work day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say. Say this, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Let's get a peek into the real Bob the Drag Queen and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, help us, please. We're fighting.

[Monet X Change]

I'm good at being back. Oh, that's an adid. That's cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I think I've seen before. I don't remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't wear hair. I don't remember what episode I wore this on, but I did wear it on. Wear hair. And I don't wear it very often. But last episode I was talking about the Russians and we didn't.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, the Russians. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the. So I ran into the. The lady upstairs and she was telling me we're just catching up and she was like, these fucking Russians. I don't really talk to the Russians much.

[Monet X Change]

And they live in the basement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They live on my. They live. They're my next door neighbors.

[Monet X Change]

To the right, to the left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're staying at the apartment, if

[Monet X Change]

you're in the apartment, if you're walking out your apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're walking out there, to the right. Got it. If you're facing my apartment, to the left. Right. And she said that they called her gay friends faggots.

[Monet X Change]

Like how do they mean it? Like hey, fags.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or like you're faggots.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they say they're saying you're a faggot. Like this. And then she was saying they were calling her and being like, we're going to come upstairs and kick your ass.

[Monet X Change]

The Russians were.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wife was like, I'm going to come up there and fuck you up. Which I don't think. Quite frankly, I don't think she can.

[Monet X Change]

Well, see, aren't these. They're an older couple, if I'm not mistaken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like maybe 60s. Oh, they're not old. Welcome to the 60s. But the lady upstairs, she is quite fit and I believe she would them up. Like she. I think she could beat them both up, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

Are they. Are they ever aggressed to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they don't.

[Monet X Change]

Have they ever seen you in drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably, or probably in makeup? I don't really pass in full drive, but I leave. That's in makeup. Or come home and make up a lot.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Jacob was saying they're cold to him. They're like. They're like never particularly friendlier kind.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, she just like is always in the elevator with like designer bags and wearing sunglasses and like staring straight ahead and like kind of frowning and like, you know, like we're in the. We're next door neighbors, like people we talk to other people in the building. We're friendly and she has no interest. She's just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like their next door neighbors I'm quite friendly with. They're a really cute older couple. Got it.

[Monet X Change]

The ones when you come on the elevator to the left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not out of the. They're like to the. And then you swing around two apartments that way. There's. Yeah, there's two in that corner. But then there's also the big dog. I like Lady. She's kind of messy, but I like Lady a lot. And I don't really. I'm not really friends with anyone else.

[Monet X Change]

I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Friends. I know everyone on my floor. I know the lady upstairs. There's a. There's a child in our building now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There are two children.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's two children now, same house.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, there's two kids in the building which when I moved there were no children in the building. Like not even a single child. So it's been interesting to see children in the building.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There's some younger people too. Like I helped a drunk girl go back to her Apartment one night you helped her. Yeah. I was in the garage and there was a girl coming out of her car, stumbling drunk. And I was like, let's get you back to your apartment.

[Monet X Change]

Look at you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And there's the kid who plays basketball in. In the. In his parents parking spot.

[Monet X Change]

Basketball. The ceiling is so low.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Here's the gag though, because we, we moved into that building five years ago. That, that is. He's fully like a teenager now. I saw him recently. He is like 17.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he. He just dribbles in their parking spot. I'm like, girl go in the alley.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lots of dogs in the alley. People want their dogs now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Also there, there are people who hang out there and like smoke weed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, like one lady and she's chill. There's a lady who, who like plugs in her phone and charges it by the. She charges her phone right by the garage door. But she's chill. No one ever. She never bothers anyone. She doesn't try to steal the building. She's charging her phone.

[Monet X Change]

You get mad at shit like that. I'm like, is that person. Because, you know, there are some people who get mad. I'm like, oh, you can't charge your phone here. I was like, why? Like, what is that? How is it inconvenience you, inconveniencing you, annoying you? Like, what does that do to you? Like, why is someone who, like, she doesn't live in the building. She's just using that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's just sitting there charging her phone. She just like, I see like once every two weeks. She just sit there. She probably comes more than that, but I only catch her once every two weeks and she's just sitting there. There's a plug there. She just charges her phone. That's all.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She's in the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Charging her phone.

[Monet X Change]

Somebody get mad at shit like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just drinking a. Drinking a drink and charging the phone not bothering nobody. Yeah, I. When I first moved to New York City, my friend Tony, I remember I bought a monthly pass, which apparently they don't do anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, I heard the most passes. They're getting rid of Metro card. Soon they're gonna be like, so you can't. So there's no way, no deal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no deal. That's crazy. Yeah, you got to pay per ride. So I got a monthly car, which, if you don't know, back. Back in my day, we had a monthly card. You were able to basically swipe it every 15 minutes, right? You swipe it once every 15 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

It was. You Talking about the unlimited. One thing. Yeah, Monthly that had a set number. It's also the unlimited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I have the unlimited month because I was always on the train.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you only swap once every 15 minutes. And my friend Tony, he'd be like, when I'm leaving the subway, if someone wants to open, I remember being like, you can't swipe on my card. And then he was like, I'm happy to do it. And then I was like, you know what? You're right. I just moved there. I was like. But then. So now someone asked for a swipe on the way out. I'm like, well, I'm not going to be here in 15 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, why not?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead, bro.

[Monet X Change]

The monthly. I mean, I missed the tokens. Did you? Did you. You weren't around in New York when the tokens were around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I. When I moved there, they had. I think the tokens were in like 2006 or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you see when the tokens ended, Jacob and I moved in 2008. But there were. There were still tokens around. There were still token slots on the machine. But I think the tokens ended in 20. 2006. 2003. I got there in 2008. I'm pretty sure I got there after the token stop. 2003.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I remember tokens. They were cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it doesn't seem like a good deal, though. And it seems like pretty cumbersome to

[Monet X Change]

carry a bunch of tokens.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if you're going to work, like, everyday gonna work. You put four in your bag or two. You need one to work. One from work. Why would you go to other places?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should get four. Just in case.

[Monet X Change]

Just in case.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you. What if you go somewhere?

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? How much were the token? I don't remember. They were what the cost per ride was back then. Yeah, I mean, the fare hasn't gone up in a while. I think it's been. It's been set at 275 for a while, which. Which means in a year, the next is gonna be big. It's gonna be crazy. Keisha Carr just posted a whole story about her trying to go to Bushwick or somewhere. And the L train, like, again, never failed, just stopped. There was no L train. She took an L train to. Into Brooklyn to leave Brooklyn. There were no L trains in and out of Brooklyn. And the bus was down, too. So what are your options? And the bus. What are your options?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say when you get on the train and then it's like, get out here and take the bus. Ugh. Not it.

[Monet X Change]

It's annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not it. Not a good moment. I will say also like late night. Going down to the train.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then you see the train pass.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's the worst. Especially after what, 11 o' clock when the trains run. Every minute, once every mercury retrograde, you just be sitting there fucking waiting. I mean, I stand 10 toes down on this. The best way to get around New York City is a city bike. It is the cheapest and fastest way. You're zooming. I mean, that's not true. The train is faster, but you don't know what del you're gonna have. You don't know what is gonna happen when you're down there. The city bike is the fastest and simplest way to get around the city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're into big banks.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Big, big banks. But don't catch me, I mean, don't catch me on that, on that little manual bike. I need an electric girl. I need an electric girl. Yes. All over. The gray ones are the electric ones with the little purple lights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I may have ridden two CD bikes. I mean, I used to have a bike in.

[Monet X Change]

Was it electric?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I had like a regular bike. Oh, so I was a bikie for like. I did like a six month stint as a. Biking. Biking. I did a six month stint as a bike. But I will say during the lockdown, baby, you would catch me walking miles. And I mean miles. I would walk like I would walk for so long. It started with Joe Gerbina.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah. When you're giving him the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd walk from 162 down to 110 to hand him those files. 60 blocks.

[Monet X Change]

See you. You were walking. I was biking. That's why in the pandemic my ass got crazy because I was on the bike for. Because there was nothing to do. I would leave my house and just bike from Inwood down to fucking the South Street Seaport. Just biking. Because I was like, why not? I. That's why. That's when I fell in love with city bikes. I was like, have I been sleeping on the city bike this entire time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I live something about the term South Street Seaport. Seems very Seattle and not very New York City.

[Monet X Change]

Also chattel slavery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm at the South Sea, the South Street Seaport in Seattle, Washington. What's that place where all the, all the, all the food and stuff in Seattle?

[Monet X Change]

The Warpike street market.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the Pike. Where's the wharf?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, but the Pike Street Market Is in Seattle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a wharf somewhere. The Wharf. You go to the wharf and there's

[Monet X Change]

like Many cities have a wharf.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like there's one town like the Wharf.

[Monet X Change]

You go to the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you at the wharf?

[Monet X Change]

I think it's a couple of places, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. There's one town's like, girl, go to the wharf. Like, they all have a bridge.

[Monet X Change]

Well, every city thinks that they're Bridge City. Have you realized this?

[Ryan Reynolds]

There's one in Monterey called the Wharf Marketplace. Is that market, Right? The Fisherman's Outlet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sure.

[Monet X Change]

There are many, many cities think that they're the Bridge City. And I want. I think we need to debunk who is the Bridge City. Portland thinks they're the Bridge City. Philadelphia says that they're the Bridge City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pittsburgh, the Bridge City. Pittsburgh. Think Pittsburgh is the Bridge City.

[Monet X Change]

But Jacob, if you Google the. The Bridge City, what is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because do you think it's New York City?

[Monet X Change]

No, but Portland says they are. Philadelphia says they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Still. It's not the Bridge City.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see. The Bridge City. What? See, Portland. Portland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Portland is traversed by numerous bridges swanning the Willamite river, leading to the nickname Bridge City.

[Shannon Maldonado]

See?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I guess Portland is a bridge city. Portland, Philly, Pittsburgh found dead.

[Monet X Change]

Does Pittsburgh have a lot of bridges?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think Pittsburgh has like a lot of bridges. How many bridges are in Pittsburgh? Oh, we should. Yeah. We gotta find out who has more bridges. So Pittsburgh has 446 bridges. And let's see how many Portland has. And Portland has 12. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Imagine having 12 bridges. Girl, imagine having 12 bridges.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And calling yourself the Bridge City. Overtime. It has 446 bridges.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. How many bridges does New York. Sorry, Jacob. New York City have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pause. We can do this together.

[Monet X Change]

George Washington.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tri Cities.

[Monet X Change]

Tri Cities. The Kuasiko. The one in. In between Queens and Brooklyn. In.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Williamsburg, Williamsburg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brooklyn.

[Monet X Change]

Brooklyn. The. The. The Verrazano.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Verrazano. Roosevelt Island.

[Monet X Change]

The one in the Bronx going from the Bronx to Queens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up there with a T. That's Tri Cities in it. No, a Triboro. I meant.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the Triboro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you said Queensborough already? No, Queensborough.

[Monet X Change]

There's Shit. There's one. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The T. Bridge.

[Monet X Change]

The one. Yeah, that one up there. The Throgs Neck Bridge. Here we go. Throgs Neck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what? What is it? So the tunnel goes to Jersey.

[Monet X Change]

Tennessee is going to be a bridge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's got to be a bridge going. No, no bridge.

[Monet X Change]

That's a George Washington.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We said it already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And then there is the one from. No, that's nine. That's the only I can think of. Nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Staten island, that's. We got that one. There's like three or four to Brooklyn. We got those Queens. Roosevelt Island.

[Monet X Change]

Manhattan Bridge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Manhattan Bridge. 10. Okay. How many bridges New York City have.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, this is from NYC.gov New York City. Owns, operates and maintains 789 bridges and tunnels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How is Portland the bridge City?

[Monet X Change]

The other bridge City girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not. I'm sorry, Portland, I'm dethroning y'.

[Monet X Change]

All. The Bridge City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not the Bridge City. You have hundreds less bridges than a lot of cities.

[Monet X Change]

I want to. Jacob was laughing. Jacob was laughing. These.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You were acting.

[Monet X Change]

You were.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're thinking so hard to like. And you were like, okay, we got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cut us off.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't cut you off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were saying, as we were saying. Skibidy Bop Bridge. 700 something bridges.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Portland is the bridge city, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get it. I don't get it.

[Monet X Change]

We don't make the rules. We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we can dispute them. We can dispute them. And I'm disputing whether or not Portland gets to be called the Bridge City. The Bridge city because that's 14 bridges.

[Monet X Change]

12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They said 14.

[Monet X Change]

It was 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it 12 or 14?

[Monet X Change]

It was 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it was 14. Jacob, help us, please. We're fighting.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wait, sorry, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many bet? Let's bet.

[Monet X Change]

Let's bet 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's 14. What are we betting?

[Monet X Change]

If I. When I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not mine. You only other thing you said was you always.

[Monet X Change]

Now this one not yours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this mine, Jacob? No, mine is on the wall. Okay. This is Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

So if I would, I get to take that customer. That's not mine. Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not mine.

[Monet X Change]

Either one of yellow moves I get

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to take if I win. And what do I get?

[Monet X Change]

And I give you the one Selena gave me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want that. I have that one already.

[Monet X Change]

No, you don't have it. The green one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do have that one.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. I'll give you. I'll give you one of my grumpkins because you like them so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The big one.

[Monet X Change]

No, no,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

no bet. What's the answer?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many bridges does Portland have? We Forgot I said 14.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's 12.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. Fuck it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, click it.

[Monet X Change]

I should have fucking zoomed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should have bet. You could have had a. I don't know, something. Whatever you asked for. I can't remember. You would have had it, but oh well, you could have.

[Monet X Change]

You could have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so sure. You should have bet the big grumpkin.

[Monet X Change]

I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, you already still owe me the money from the best in the past anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We shook on them. You're not a man of your word.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a man?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look like one.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. See, now y' all is getting a peek into the real Bob the Drag Queen. You look like someone that not on TikTok live and doing the podcast and on we're here and sweating the blah, blah, blah. This is the real motherfucking Bob the Dragon, y'. All Getting a sneak peek to what this is really like, what Jacob Kane and I had to put the up with when the 1, 1, 2 and 3 shut off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what we're with. A big grizzly man.

[Monet X Change]

Good to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bear Grylls over here.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, McGilla, the drag queen. You got some nerve, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking like

[Monet X Change]

living over here. That's you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at your big ass, mother. Look at you Harambe ass hands.

[Monet X Change]

You got some to match your Harambe belly, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And your baboon ass.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I love my baboon ass, honey. This ass is baboonerific, girl.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Monet X Change]

do you have any words of wisdom to our listeners? What would you say to our listeners? How should they start their day? How do you start your day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I start my day. If I have to be out the door at 9:30, I wake up at 9:15, I wake up in a tizzy.

[Monet X Change]

That's not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you asked two questions. How do you start your day and what advice do you have? I'm answering one of the questions. So if I shower the night before, I wake up at 9:15. If I have to shower the morning of, I'll wake up at 9 o'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Clock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had to be out at 9:30. I do not grab breakfast. I will eat break. I might eat breakfast when I get where I'm going, if I remember or someone else remembers or order it for me. But I wake up in a tizzy. I am. And I am immediately leaving the door. People who like, wake up and have a coffee and a cigarette and sit on the lanai and. And think and watch the news. I'm like early. Are you waking up to do all of this?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think normal people. Because I think. Because I think you and I don't leave.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not normal.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. I don't, I don't think. I don't think you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a weirdo.

[Monet X Change]

You are a weirdo. You are a weirdo. And what are you? I'm weird as well. But you are absolutely weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not weird as well. You're weird as hell is what you are.

[Monet X Change]

You are absolutely a weirdo. But I think people who have like a regular 9 to 5 job and they have like a very strict schedule that they do every single day for at least 47 weeks out of the year, they're doing this. I think they commit to that routine because it helps them. I mean, if, I mean it depends on what your job is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

If you have to go into some stressful job and you had to like. I get how centric is. When I used to have to go into the Yale Club is not. I'm not a, you know, I'm not solving anything. It's not a very stressful job, but it's very hectic. So I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Essential. You were an essential worker.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think I was essential.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were they? I don't. I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. I think it was like, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were hotel workers essential workers?

[Monet X Change]

No, it was like nurses, doctors, food service. Food service. I don't think hotel workers were essential.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, you're saying.

[Monet X Change]

So I used to like to get. I would get up,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

keep talking.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. If I had to be at work for. Don't think so. If I had to be at work at 11am I would wake up and it would take me an hour to get to work. I want to leave by 10. I will wake up at 8:30 so I can like wake up, wait to be at work by 10, 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What time?

[Ryan Reynolds]

When you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What time? From the time you leave the house. What time you wake up? If you have to leave the house at 10, an hour and a half

[Monet X Change]

before so they wake up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is madness.

[Monet X Change]

That's madness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is madness.

[Monet X Change]

Whether you're leaving the house, you're in a tizzy. You're like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, this is madness.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other day, I woke up and I was headed and I called Jake. I was like, we're headed to the office, to the studio. Something happened. We made it clear, like, I'm gonna come grab you. Then I got on a phone call, and then I was on the phone call, and I just forgot. And then I was just driving to work, and then I got a call from Jacob. Like, oh, shit. I never went and got Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go back and pick him up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, work. Jacob said, I'll take home.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We would have been late if he had come back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you What?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what? What about me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would have been late. I said, like, you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was late today. And what's your point?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And yesterday.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, and several times. You've been living on a podcast several times where you, Jake and I were literally gonna do a podcast. I get a cough and drink. I'll be like, hey, so Caldwell didn't realize this podcast today, he's really tired, so we're not gonna do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, okay, you know whataboutism is wild.

[Monet X Change]

It is true. I'm just saying, on this podcast, we have both participated in behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about accountabilityism?

[Monet X Change]

We've both behaved in this behavior. Have you apologized for your time as you've been late?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I usually come and say, sorry, I was late. I'm almost out of time.

[Monet X Change]

As I did today. I literally texted you and Jacob, I says, hey, sorry, guys. I'm running late. I want a phone call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It says, sorry. Take it. Read the text verbatim. Read the text verbatim. This is going to be delicious. I didn't even read the text. I didn't even read the text. Read it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Jacob running 10 behind, period. Meeting with Brett is running over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you said you apologize. Do you want to redact that? You want to apologize for lying yesterday?

[Ryan Reynolds]

9:30am, running 10 men's behind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hmm. I don't hear any apologies.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. I apologize for being late to yesterday's night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, I don't hear any apologies. Did you apologize to Kane?

[Monet X Change]

I did apologize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we ask apologize right now, Kane, did you hear an apology yesterday? Kane just shook his head and said, no. So you lied again. So apologize to Kane right now.

[Monet X Change]

Kane and I will have our own conversation. No, you can apologize when you're not present.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you can apologize to Kane.

[Monet X Change]

Apologize to Kane when you're not present.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hmm.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you lied about apologizing. You lied twice. Told us you apologized to Kane. Kane just shook your head, said, no, you didn't apologize.

[Monet X Change]

Then I said, ken, we're gonna have a separate conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you said you already had one.

[Monet X Change]

I'm having a conversation with half today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you lied.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're not present, but you did lie. Well, you're not present.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm just saying, when I said,

[Monet X Change]

do you have proof that you apologize when you were late?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course I did. I don't know where my phone is, but, Jacob, type. Type sorry into the group chat. I bet. I bet if you type the word sorry, it won't show up on Monet's side.

[Monet X Change]

It won't be on your side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Type in the word. Search the word.

[Monet X Change]

Because, you know, you don't even have the decency to communicate. You make Jacob do it for you. You don't have the decency. You don't have the decency to communicate. Jacob has to do it for you. I don't know what y' all run at your harem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My home.

[Monet X Change]

Your harem. My home, your harem. But Jacob is the one that's apologize for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, at least there's an apology from Jacob, not you.

[Monet X Change]

From Jacob, not you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I used to show up and go, oh, sorry I'm late, guys.

[Monet X Change]

From Jacob, not you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, oh, hey, Kane, whenever I've been late, what's the first thing I say to you when I'm late? Kane? Like, how long are outside? I'm so sorry. Yeah. Oh, I appreciate you. I'm sorry. Kane is. Kane is literally accounting now.

[Monet X Change]

What I'm talking about Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, Kane, when Monet's running late, what do you hear?

[Monet X Change]

I said here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, exactly. So wait. To be clear, what I just heard Kane say was, when I run late, he goes, I appreciate you. I am so sorry.

[Monet X Change]

For me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet walks in. She's on the phone. Buy, buy, sell. Businessman from the 1940.

[Monet X Change]

But what did you say to me? So what did you say to me? What'd you say to me? Nothing. Jacob had to do it for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize to you. When did you.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you find in the. Sorry.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sorry. The iPhone doesn't do search like that through text messages. It's so. It's a word through all of my text messages. So you can't do the messenger? No.

[Monet X Change]

What did you say to me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure I apologize.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob had to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure I've apologized. Where is my phone? Hey, Google. Where is my Google? Pixel. We Gonna wake it up.

[Monet X Change]

Wake it on up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it was literally right behind me. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's look through the chat, honey, because this we about to wake it up. But to clear it up, who else has already cleared you up on this? Mama Rose. Cleared you up on your lies.

[Monet X Change]

Mama Rose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mama Rose. Oh, this is. This is delicious. June 4th, 10 minutes late. Sorry. From Bob the Drag Queen. March 16th. I am so sorry. I have to push until noon. Jacob. January 22nd. Sorry, I was in the shower. January 5th, still watching.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy. November 3rd, 2024. Sorry for the delay. Jacob. August 10th. Sorry, this is my fault.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, like that's Jacob, that's not you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

February 11th. I'm sorry, guys. It's always a mess when I'm in Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

That's from Jacob, not you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the first one, this was June 4th, ten minutes late. Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

These are, these are doctored. I don't believe it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

These are doctors. I don't believe it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you saw it too. You're wild. These are doctors. I finally found a sorry from you. Finally found one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So do you have anything encouraging to say to our listeners who are on their way to work right now?

[Monet X Change]

What do you see especially who those of you who might be going to work to a very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I wanted to use constant work environment. Do your bit.

[Monet X Change]

Already do. To go to a trash work where you have to deal with someone who is, who is very, you know, dark sided and you know, brazen and. Cause they are very bold. But I think that if you are going to an environment where you have to deal with someone who is of that ilk, I think that the best thing you can do is center yourself and meditate. Meditation is something that I really prioritize when I have to come into work and when I have to meditate my nuts, nigga. I meditate so I can center myself and I can be good and I. And I really meditate and center how I'm going to approach today so I can, I can have a good experience. How about you? Do you meditate?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't meditate.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying meditating is baloney, but I don't think it's for me. I'm not. I used to meditate every day. I used to meditate every day for like a year. Every single day. Because someone recommended it when I first got sober. Someone recommended meditate every single day. They're like, I was like, oh, okay. So I would find a way to make myself have to meditate. I would paint my nails, and when I paint my nails, I can't be touching stuff. My nails get fucked up. So I would sit there for the entire time it took me. I paint my nose every morning. And for the time that it took or whenever I woke up, and for the time that it took me to my nails to dry, I would just sit in my bed and meditate and think on things and set intentions for the day. And I honestly don't think it was soothing. I don't think it helped me.

[Monet X Change]

Were you clearing your mind? What were you thinking when you meditate? Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I would do different things. I would. I would clear my mind. I would listen to meditative list on YouTube or Spotify. I would set intentions for the day. I did different things.

[Monet X Change]

And what were you trying to give in a meditation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't trying to get anything. I was just trying to. Trying to center myself and, like, focus on my body, focus on my day, focus on the sounds around me. I would listen to. I would. I would ask myself, what do you feel? What do you see? What do you. What are you sensing? What are you smelling? What are you tasting? Just sitting there, being like, what am. What. I'm just like, I'm being in my body. What am I feeling right now? I'm feeling this chair. I'm feeling the chair. The chair's beneath me. It feels soft. What do I smell? Or something pungent in that direction. What am I tasting? There's a little bit of toothpaste, a little bit of toothpaste. What am. What am I. What am I seeing? Nothing. My eyes are closed, just in my. In my body. But I did different things. I was. I was basically googling. How do you meditate? What should you do when you're meditating? And I tried a bunch of different things, music. And I was just like, it wasn't for me. I'm not saying you should meditate, but people who meditate seem to.

[Monet X Change]

People who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who love it, baby. They really love meditating.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think in a world where there's just so much, especially today, you know, what we're all dealing with. I mean, I'm someone. I listen to a lot of news. I listen to all the new shit and podcasts all day long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What podcast?

[Monet X Change]

Listen to the View, Listen to the Daily. I listen to podcast of America. I listen to what else I listen to for gossip stuff. Sometimes, depending on what the topic is, I listen to Breakfast Club because they do have a lot of hip hop stuff. And like, you know about Tiana Taylor and her divorce, which, I don't know. Other people listen to it, so I listen to depending on what the topic is, but with so much political shit and getting inundated by that all day. And again, I'm choosing to listen to it. I know no one's making me listen to it, but I want to stay informed. They know what's going on. So I just walk around here being dumb as fuck. But I think meditation is a little. I mean, again, I'm not sitting there for an hour or just even 10 minutes to be like, phone down, nothing

[Bob the Drag Queen]

off, and just like, oh, girl, 30 minutes a day. I would do it. I would do it until my fingernails weren't tacky. 30 minutes every day and you got nothing for like a year.

[Monet X Change]

And you didn't like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say I got nothing from it, but I didn't think that it was worth the 30 minutes I was spending every morning. I'd rather just do stuff. I like to get up and just start doing stuff. Or if it's a day off, I will just lay there. If it's a day off, if I have something to do, I'd rather just get up and do it. But if I have a day off, baby, I will lay in bedrock. Oh, yes. Hours of. Hours of TikToks, YouTube videos, Reddit threads. My shoulder falls asleep. I have to rotate to my back. I drop my phone on my face. Rotate to the other side.

[Monet X Change]

Now on your face. Ooh, that always hurts so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now that shoulder falls asleep. Hours get up finally at 1:00pm yeah, bedrotting.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not. I'm not a bedrotter because I feel like I just had to get up and do something. Even. Even on a day off. I don't have anything to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even.

[Monet X Change]

I've been on a tour for just back home and I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm happy back home. Like, I want to like, get back into my routine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not have the incessant need to do something. I. But I am always. But I think it's because I'm so busy all the time. So if I have time off, I'll just lay there. I don't. I don't gotta do anything. But I do make myself come into the studio Monday through Friday.

[Monet X Change]

Do you. I think the question. I just forgot. As I was saying, it can go

[Ryan Reynolds]

below meditating, head rotting, days off, days on.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, do you, do you, do you make a bed every day? Do you have, do you have routine things you do that like. Like make you feel center.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I brush my teeth in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

That's it. It's your new routine.

[Shannon Maldonado]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I often brush my teeth at night.

[Monet X Change]

No coffee, no tea, no just. Just. Only brushes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't drink coffee. I will drink coffee. I don't feel like I don't have, like, a hard line against coffee, but I don't really drink.

[Monet X Change]

But it says to be at your house. When Jacob orders both of y' all coffee, I'll drink it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob. Yeah, Jacob ordered me coffee. He doesn't want to take any sip of his because he says I take dad gulps.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're an addict, so when you drink stuff, you act like it's. You never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like my. The way I sip has nothing to

[Monet X Change]

do with me being an addict. No drinking stuff like every. This is. You had a rule in your house. Oh, when he comes to my house, you. You have to bring something for me, too. And the way that you would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ate with that one. I ate with that.

[Monet X Change]

And then when I wouldn't. And then we'll get into a fight because I didn't bring you a soda money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I come to your house, I bring things.

[Monet X Change]

That's your reason I'm not. I don't have to bring something. And then when I would offer you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some people are gracious guests.

[Monet X Change]

What I would offer you is sip of my thing. You would drink the entire thing in, like, two go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That has nothing to do with my addiction. The way that I consume liquid has nothing to do with my addiction.

[Monet X Change]

How you would. How you consume alcohol.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but that's the way I consume liquids. The way that I consume.

[Monet X Change]

And food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't eat.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you do. I don't go like, you eat fast, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You be like, I know big back patty whack bitch will eat a snack. Coming to my home with eight with.

[Monet X Change]

With that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With five pizzas. And first of all, each one in two bites. I know big belly Shelly better sit

[Monet X Change]

over there, tell me that that's what I'm doing. I know you, nigga. You eat. You inhale food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know thick thighs in the sky

[Monet X Change]

make the dick rise. Exactly. That's me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feet the street. Big hands look like frying jiggly tilly.

[Monet X Change]

Chili is over here trying to tell me you was eating. You went over there and inhaled food. You still do to this day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big shoulders, you look like boulders. Big yo big ass back will make a cow yak. Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Look like boulders.

[Monet X Change]

Tits, natural ass inhaling Ass nigga, that was you. You was eating shit like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big knees.

[Monet X Change]

And you know you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big knees.

[Monet X Change]

Knock knee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My knees not knocked.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My knees are not.

[Monet X Change]

They a little knock.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your knees are knocked.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they are. Yours are a little knocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These knees are not.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, they are. Girl, what do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Knock kneed is yours goes a little

[Monet X Change]

in at the knees?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, they do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Monet. Okay, first of all, I want to open up this conversation about our running video. That don't look nothing like me. That don't look nothing like me. That ain't never. It looks like me in our running video. First of all, everyone's saying we run crazy. They don't run crazy.

[Monet X Change]

They say that. They said that we run gay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said they run like comedians. Monet, your knees are kissing.

[Monet X Change]

No, they're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, your knees. You have scabs on the inside of your knees from them rubbing up. Look at these knees.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, that's you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got these uncertainly strangles, bitch. That's cause I'm fit. Go to the comments.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's cause I'm fit. Go to the comments. Knock meat is not a sign of being fit. No.

[Monet X Change]

You're saying no, no, no. I look like that a triangle. Because, bitch, that's how I'm shaped, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said, damn, they run like comedians. Open up the replies. Just laughs. Laughs. A read. I was thinking the same Thing I knew from the start it was going to be crazy. I was fucking screaming. This is such a fun, funny all timer comment. I knew Bob had hella stamina from all that shit talking she'd be doing. Exactly. Oh my God. The grinning, the, the phrase I'm not a sore loser but I'm gonna suffer a winner. Ding, ding, ding.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When they would have won. It wasn't wasn't for that caboose girl. I am, I am bringing about 225 pounds just in my booty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's nothing you could have done that would made you win that foot race.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, my ass is, I am seeing a lot of ass behind me. We said we need to do more. Anything you can do. I said we still go to the gun range.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to be showing, I'm going

[Monet X Change]

to be showing that gun range. You won't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what you said about racing the gun range. You won't, but you are. But you already said that once gun range.

[Monet X Change]

You won't. And I'm going to say it again. And what are you going to do about it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to beat you.

[Monet X Change]

You're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is, I can tell you with 100% certainty that I will 100% beat you with the gun. I want to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

Why, why is that? Because you, because you're from Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be. First of all, I have never even held a gun. I have never held a real gun in.

[Monet X Change]

But as a Southerner, it's just, it's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is not. It is, it is not.

[Monet X Change]

It's part of yalls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not that kind of Southerner.

[Monet X Change]

It's part of y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are these Southerners. We don't do this.

[Monet X Change]

No black people shoot guns in the South a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not like these people. Who's from the South, Me or you.

[Monet X Change]

I, who's from the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you comment below.

[Monet X Change]

If you are a black person and you are a gun owner in the south and you like shooting guns and comment below.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And comment below. If you're from the south, you know, for the fact that black folks do not be having guns on the side because these people have guns.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see what they say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These people. We don't be having guns.

[Monet X Change]

You know, it's not only reserved for white people. Black people can, can take pride. We can shoot it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But gun owning in the south is not really matter.

[Monet X Change]

I think what's not a big thing, one of the, the Olympic lady, one of the ones from America, she was Like a. Like one of the top shooters. The black woman was another thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Money. That's like saying there was one black president. So isn't it clear that all black people are present?

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying. But I'm just saying black people are

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not in the rule.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that black people, like, excluded from gun culture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say. I never said black people are excluded. This woman is not black.

[Monet X Change]

No, not. Not the one who did it. But there was a whole controversy about. About a black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the whole American team. Ain't no black people in there. Not a single black person. What more fake news you got? What else you want to lie about?

[Monet X Change]

No, there was a whole thing about a black woman and. And not the NRA.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's one restriction.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, because you have to be 18

[Monet X Change]

or over, which is so crazy. You need to be 18 or old. Oh, I guess you have to be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

18 or old, which is crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is the last Olympic team for 2024.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No, there was a controversy about a woman who was. Who was trying to go to the Olympics. A black woman who's a big. A big shooter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You keep changing the thing, but it

[Monet X Change]

was a controversy about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You changing the thing. First it was a black woman out that she wanted to be in there.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. I just remember the whole controversy. A black Olympic shooting, lady skeet shooting. I don't remember.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'll look into it. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So again, I'm not saying that black people do not own guns, saying gun culture is not big for black people in the South. We don't be really having guns like that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, people will comment below.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They will.

[Monet X Change]

You know, they might be from Texas, which is the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Texas is.

[Monet X Change]

And we're not gonna re litigate it. But if they're being from Texas, you're not from Texas. Exclude them from being from the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not from Texas. You're not exclude them.

[Monet X Change]

And you're not the arbiter of who is the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm from the South.

[Monet X Change]

But that doesn't make sense. You the governor of more than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you are.

[Monet X Change]

But doesn't make you more than you. You don't choose. You don't choose. I know more than you. You never will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you definitely.

[Monet X Change]

You don't choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You definitely don't choose.

[Monet X Change]

You don't choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But you choose.

[Monet X Change]

You don't choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you choose.

[Monet X Change]

And Lizzo, even on our podcast, you she said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lizzo said takes other side.

[Monet X Change]

And then she came back, she said Actually, no. And she. She fixed what she said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. She was like, oh, Oh, I thought you were from Texas, too. I would never be from Texas.

[Monet X Change]

This ain't Texas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never be from Texas. Imagine me being from Houston. Dallas, Austin, Fort Worth, actually. Austin, Odessa, Del Rio.

[Monet X Change]

I think Houston is cuter than. No, Austin is my opinion. My favorite part of Texas. But I don't mind Houston. Houston, it's a good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Texas is fine, but I would never be from there.

[Monet X Change]

San Antonio is whack. I just don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. San Antonio is fucking booty. Do you have a Go to Wake up song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't really. I don't. I don't really listen to morning music in the morning. Jacob listens to music in the morning, so I will often hear musicals in the house in the morning. Yeah. Tao puts on headphones. I don't know. I actually. I have a clue what he's listening to, but I don't hear it because he's working house in headphones.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, so what's he listening to? Give us the clue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to. You want me to give you a clue and just say what it is?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. Yeah, say what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Probably listen to either diary of a CEO or one of those, like, fitness influencers YouTube videos. Diary of a CEO is this. This, like, black British guy who's a CEO of a bunch of companies. And he interviews, like, rich people and influential people and scientists and CIA agents. And he does. He's like. It's a really popular podcast. I actually have been listening to this one episode for, like, 19 days now because it's really interesting about. It's called Shadows so Long.

[Monet X Change]

It's just a long episode. You just can't finish it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like two and a half hours long. And I listen on my way to work. So what I do is I don't listen to music in the mornings, but on my commute, I like to listen to either an audiobook, but more than, like, or a podcast. Well, I mean, like, lately I've been listening to this podcast. I want to get through it, but I also, more than likely, I'm listening to this. I'm listening to up first by NPR. And then consider this.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up first is like three news stories from NPR. And then consider this is like a 15 minute diet. They're 15 minutes each. And then consider this a 15 minute dial on one topic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've never gotten into npr. And then I'M just any of the programming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aisha Roscoe with the Sunday with the Sunday Report or the Sunday Letter or something like that Sunday Report on, which is considered this Considered up first, does one story on Sundays with Aisha Roscoe.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has an iconic voice. If you know Aisha Roscoe's voice, if you know her voice.

[Monet X Change]

She's a comedian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's a journalist.

[Monet X Change]

Aisha Roscoe, I think. Listen to me this morning. Aisha Roscoe. I'm thinking about that lady from the lesbian comedian, British lady who was on that show with Tone Bell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Monet X Change]

I can't even know her name. Anyway, you listen to music in the morning? Yeah, typically. I put it on. It's probably whatever I like in my recently added album, something in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it now?

[Monet X Change]

What's in my recently added album? Probably K Pop Demon Hunters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you sing any?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, also three. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you sing some K Pop dinner for us?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Which one?

[Monet X Change]

I want to sing from there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ready for the takedown? Is that the first song?

[Monet X Change]

No. How it's done as the first song

[Bob the Drag Queen]

just spoiled the movie for me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you should watch it. Weren't you watching it? You just gave up on it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I fell asleep. I didn't give up. I fell asleep.

[Monet X Change]

That's a quitter. So what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sleep is a quitter. You quit every day?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You quit on the Quitter Hunter. You quit on the K Pop Demon Hunters. I would never quit on them, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never.

[Monet X Change]

I love them.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

They're doing two and three. I'm so. Anyway, yeah, so I probably listen to that, brush my teeth and goes to the gym pretty much every morning at 7am when I'm home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when he goes to the gym, make sure.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, the View is back. I just miss them when they're gone for so long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guess who back in the house.

[Monet X Change]

Listen to the View. After the View. I will listen to the daily shit's going on there at the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't listen to music here and there.

[Monet X Change]

I go in and out. All right. I listen to Hasan Minhaj's podcast, which is really good. His podcast is so good. He just had Hasan Abi on there and they had such an interesting dialogue about politics and AI. It's really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not like going to the gym in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

Love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have been a morning gym person whenever I work with a trainer. These. These freaks, these weirdos are morning people. And I will meet them for the morning in the Gym, but I really prefer to work out in the evening.

[Monet X Change]

Best way to start your day. I love it. I just feel so much energy. I feel I can take on today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Going to the gym does not give me energy. It drains my energy. I am more tired. I'm not like, oh, I got a burst.

[Monet X Change]

Do you eat before the gym?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

What do you eat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I usually have a protein shake and like a sandwich or I will have like some omelette or something. I don't always eat before the gym. Sometimes I do. When I have time, I do. When I don't, I will like pound a protein shake. But I definitely consume something. I try to get at least like 500 calories in my body before I go.

[Monet X Change]

Protein is fine, but you want carbs for the gym because if carbs are like power through your workout.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Protein shakes have carbs in them.

[Monet X Change]

Protein shakes have carbs, but enough carbs they probably have. I'm assuming they have the macros in. Those are more protein than carbs. Like, you want to have like, at least like, roughly about like 50 grams of protein. 50 grams of carbs for the gym. If you're gonna lift a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've also been keto and gone to

[Monet X Change]

the gym too, which is a lot of fat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I'm gonna do keto ever again.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't do keto.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was having heart palpitations. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I don't, I never went.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand. I mean, I, I, I, it's about like supplementing your diet with just fat and protein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's about putting your body into a state of ketosis, which is fat.

[Monet X Change]

Was having a lot of fat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, ketosis is about, it's, I don't think it's about having fat, but I believe that you use protein and fat. You just don't have bread. You can't put, putting carbs in there and your body goes into ketosis and then you start to burn fat in a different way. But because you can't have like apples, you can't have bread, you can't have bananas, you can't have. You have to have like keto friendly protein shakes. It's madness. It is meant for diabetics. It is a diet. You have noticed every weight loss thing is just diabetic ozempic, diabetic diabetes medication.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Keto was meant for diet for people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keto is a diet meant for people who are diabetic.

[Monet X Change]

I had a friend who did. She did a carnivore diet and she really liked that. Like literally only meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat. When you think you had enough meat, have some more meat. It was only meat and she loved it. And she lost. She did well, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well. Is the goal to lose weight or is the goal to be healthy? I don't know what her goal is. You can lose weight and not be healthy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what her goal was, but she was happy with the results. But I don't know why she went off with that. I didn't ask why she went off. When we got distracted, I forgot to ask that question. I was like, why don't you get off of it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was this girl named Freely, the banana girl. And she only ate bananas. Solamente.

[Monet X Change]

Her name is Nymphia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wind, comma, said. He said bananas in Spanish. Bananas, bananas, bananas. Solemnte platanos. And she would only eat. But she like, she's like, I eat mostly bananas. Like I eat like my dad is like 90 bananas. There's this guy online that I, that kind of became obsessed with recently. He, he, he. He's like, this is, this is my food and I am my food. And it's just a big bowl of like greens. And maybe it was meat in, I can't remember. But he said he eats this, this food every day. It's like, it's like one of the only things. It's like the main thing he eats this big, this big thing of. It's called my food.

[Monet X Change]

What's in it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you look up? My food on Tick Tock is type in this is my food on Tick Tock. And it's like a bunch of greens. I think there's beans in it. I don't think there's any meat in it. And he just eats this. You don't have to do the sound. Just click it with no sound, please. It's this, this. He's going to show you how he prepares it. This is it. This is what he eats all day, every day. This is my food. I am my food. I eat my food. All food all day, every day. And that's what it is. It's. It looks like a bunch of vegetables finely chopped though. And then, and then. So he's chopping up some broccoli right now. He's putting that in there. And then he's chopping up some carrots and then he's putting that in there. And then he ends up cooking some beans, putting those in there. He's chopping up cauliflower. Putting that in there. So then I was inspired by this, my food. This is some kale. Then I was inspired by this, my friend eating kale.

[Monet X Change]

Raw kale. Girl, you might as well eat some fucking sandpaper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think he cooks it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he's cooking raw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I know he cooks the beans. The beans are. There's tofu in it. Yeah, he puts tofu in it as well. Oh, he does tofu and he cooks the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He doesn't season it. There's no seasoning.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he's like, you don't need it because it's got peppers and all this stuff. Like, you don't need to season it because the food is the seasoning. So I was inspired by this, my food, and I started ordering something called dog food.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen this. I can't tell. I saw that look. Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dog.

[Monet X Change]

What's crazy about dog food is the thing that you have to. You have to rehydrate it.

[Commercial Announcer]

That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you just cook it. You don't have to rehydrate. You just cook it. Huh? There's no rehydrating. It's just. It's just a bag of chicken and vegetables or steak and. Or beef and vegetables.

[Monet X Change]

There's something you told me about it. I was like, oh, it doesn't make. I remember you telling me, but I was like. Then you said something. I was like, oh, that doesn't make any sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's advertised as dog food for humans, but it's literally just a big bag of frozen chicken and vegetables.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's literally all it is. There's no. There's no. Nothing else to it. No gimmicks. It's just a big bowl of chicken and vegetables.

[Monet X Change]

Is there a lot of sodium in it? Like, what are the nutrition factors?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are. There's no seasoning in it whatsoever.

[Monet X Change]

Five grams of fat. So for every serving size, which is 8 ounces, you get 5 grams of fat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sorry, can you speak into the microwave?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry. For every serving, which has turned to 7 calories, which is about 8 ounces of food, you get 5 grams of fat and 50 grams of protein and sodium, only 0.27 grams. Is it tasty to you? Does it taste good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You season it if you want.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so it has no seasoning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no seasoning in it. And I pan fry mine. I don't microwave mine. But also. Yeah, I don't microwave mine. I don't like microwaving Food.

[Monet X Change]

And do you like it? Is it bad? Is it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not have a strong desire for my food to be, like, super refined. It is. It is. It can taste good if you season it properly. But I'm not like, oh, yes, honey. But I'm like, I'm eating, and eating is good to do. So I'm eating. I mean, and it is really because the chicken's already cooked.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think that's what we did for, like, I. I would have to season it up and taste good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I season it.

[Monet X Change]

No, but you say you don't have a strong desire for. When you say refined meaning, like, for it to look nice. You just want to just get something in your body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I. It's not that I just want to get things in my body, but, like, I don't have a desire to have this, like, intense culinary experience. I am really comfortable eating these same things every day. Like, I. I just don't need some off the wall culinary experience. What's off the wall? I mean. I mean, I don't know.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I don't mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying.

[Monet X Change]

I'm asking you to, like, to. To julienne your carrots and blah, blah, blah, but, like, I mean, so. So you would eat.

[Shannon Maldonado]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You'll be comfortable eating this every day for a month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did work. I did. I ate it three times a day, twice a day. I wasn't really eating in the middle of the day.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And honestly, it was so convenient, and I really liked it. It was like. What I liked was the convenience that it brought to my life. And I was kind of excited to get up and cook something because it wasn't a lot of cooking. I had it in, like, less than 10 minutes, put on the stove, zhuzh it up, put it in a little to go, box drive to the studio. Great dog food.

[Monet X Change]

Where did you see these? On TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it might have been TikTok. Well, when I was in the. This is my food land, I became. Then I started going down the. Like, I was like, should I make my own food? Should I make this as my food? My version of this is my food.

[Monet X Change]

That's a lot of prep and work to make.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he doesn't have to do it very often because he makes the whole thing, like, at one time a week.

[Monet X Change]

Basically, that's what Andy does. Andy makes. He makes 80 burritos at the beginning of the month, for the whole month. 80 burritos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, 81.

[Monet X Change]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob makes 81.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob makes what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

81 burritos and then he'll make like,

[Monet X Change]

like 40 things of soups. And then so he'll make like his entire month of food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does like a month and a half.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

In one and like in the house in one day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About five minutes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Reading my nachos. And so the way that he like that to me like that, I doing that every day, eating the same thing like that every day. I, I, I wouldn't want to do that. That's why I like factor meals. Factor meal. Oh, my God. We are promoing several businesses anyway, Factor meals, at least they change that up. You get as fresh every week. But doing the, if I eat had to eat the same herb, roasted, whatever

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for breakfast, lunch in the uk. Herb.

[Monet X Change]

Herb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When the what in the Great Britain's going on up in here?

[Monet X Change]

That's how I say herb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You always said herb every time.

[Monet X Change]

So if I had to eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a month, hell, no. I would, I would get sick of it. I'll get sold. It would make me sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I really like convenience. You know what I can't stand a motherfucker, actually. Honestly, I can't stand because they're living my life like this. So it actually doesn't bother me that much. But it just, it does irk me a little bit when we're passing the phone around to order food and I notice the phone's been on you for like more than three minutes. Pass the phone. Pass the phone.

[Monet X Change]

But some people have a hard time making decisions like Kennedy's like that, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but now we're all waiting.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, you can also do a group order and text people the link. And then you have to pass the phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't, I don't, I don't ever pass the phone. But I've seen the phone get stuck.

[Monet X Change]

You don't ever pass the phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm never the one being like, it is usually my phone. I'm usually paying for it. But Jacob got the thing, the link thing he sends out. But I hate when I'm like, where the fuck is my phone?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Want to say names of anyone you think lingers on with the phone too long?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we discussed the Kennedy lingers too long. My old assistant Luis used to linger too long. Other people just knows it here and there. I don't, I don't remember much besides those two, but Kennedy with the phone would just be stuck. And I'm like, what is going on? And my oldest and he, Luis would be like, he. And he'd be like, what If I ordered and it's not good, I'm like, then just order the right thing next time. But what if this is better? Then you'll get that next time. Like, girl, just order the food. This is crazy. Like, we're all waiting. This is insane. That drives me insane. But that's why when at my restaurant, you have. There's a tactic if you're a waiter and you want to know the trick to get someone to order their food. I'll show you. You ready? You'll be. So you'll be. A customer doesn't know what they want. Okay. Hey, guys. Welcome to Applebee's. What do you know you want today?

[Monet X Change]

Well, a drink would be nice first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there's a water on the table.

[Monet X Change]

I wanted a Coke, so there's a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coke next to it. 0. What else can I get you?

[Monet X Change]

And he wanted his part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is his part gonna come right in front of him? You guys have to look down. You gotta look down. So what can I give you?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you just brought that as you came. You try to be slick, but. But anyway, that's beside the point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just want to eat? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think like a sandwich or an entree?

[Monet X Change]

No, I like any of those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, do you want a soup? No, I don't like soups.

[Monet X Change]

There's so much. Too much fajitas. I don't know what a feeder is, so I'm not interested in that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are all the options. I don't think this place for you. No, those are literally all the options. There is nothing else left.

[Monet X Change]

But that's it. Well, they have a burger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we do have apples and mustard.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Zachary. Speaking my language.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Question freak. Security. Come get this. Come get this freak. Not just say no to everything other than me. There's other options. There's nothing left.

[Monet X Change]

We're a Cheesecake factory. There's a bible of options.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're at Applebee's.

[Monet X Change]

I could choose several things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're at Applebee's and I told you

[Monet X Change]

that I want the quesadilla burger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want a quesadilla burger?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you want it cooked? You like. Do you like blood at all? Do you like a little pink then? So you don't want any pink at all?

[Monet X Change]

I like pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

I like to. In the pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you want.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want a little bit of pink and one in this thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you answer my question? Because this is getting appropriate. Do you want a little bit of.

[Monet X Change]

You Want a lot of pink. I want. How much do you. How much do you think I should have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do my medium well. It's like a little bit of pink.

[Monet X Change]

Medium well?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But also just, you know, if you get a medium well, it can cook up while as you eat it because it's still. It's still hot.

[Monet X Change]

So if I tell you a lot of pink. Why would you suggest that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't say one. I think it's a little bit of pink. I want.

[Monet X Change]

I want a lot of pink, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never said that, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

But you should know that I come

[Bob the Drag Queen]

here every week and I avoid you.

[Monet X Change]

I come here every week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my first time working.

[Monet X Change]

Working you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And everyone always avoids you. And I was like, I actually do it today. But I can get you a medium one for sure.

[Monet X Change]

A medium one. And what about the alcohol? Coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you want to drink today?

[Monet X Change]

Tomorrow? You took it. You see, you don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That wasn't me. That was someone who looks like me.

[Monet X Change]

You don't write anything down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it says because it's all in here.

[Monet X Change]

But it's not because you just forgot about the margaritas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Will you remember the margarita?

[Monet X Change]

No, not a margarita.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Margaritas. And look what's on the way. Oh, looks like I put it in pineapple.

[Monet X Change]

I wanted passion fruit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is passion fruit. Spoiled. That is passion fruit.

[Monet X Change]

You passion fruit from the crack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crack of your ass.

[Monet X Change]

Why it smell like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me bring you your check.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? $8,000 and zero tip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you are paying $8,000.

[Monet X Change]

I got it, but you won't get any of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me run your card.

[Monet X Change]

No, I want someone else to run my card. We've seen the wanted sign for you outside. Okay. What else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Want us running.

[Monet X Change]

I don't trust you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amanda, come over here and grab this card. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Amanda.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Hi.

[Monet X Change]

Here you go, Amanda. Here's my card.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Amanda, just head over to the thing. Amanda, this guy's absolutely crazy. Give me the card. Amanda, give me the card. Amanda.

[Monet X Change]

Why you look so confused back there, baby?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amanda, give me the card. Amanda, we have to go very soon.

[Monet X Change]

The car is running.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you so much. Slides it through my little card still

[Monet X Change]

and hand it back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're gonna hand it back? Say nothing. Don't be fine.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm sorry, sir. The car declined.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we got him, boys. Come in. Get in here. This is a sting operation. This is a stay operation we were

[Bob the Drag Queen]

running on you, Caldwell.

[Monet X Change]

We know you've been doing this for the past three years at this job. We got you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you Know that we had one

[Monet X Change]

of those Applebee's sting operation?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was a girl stealing. Stealing cards. She took the cards, and she was swept through this little machine that would collect the data. Then she would charge their cards, and she would. She would sell that thing like a hard drive to this guy. And then she was doing this for months. And then there was a girl. The SWAT pulled up to that. But I told you, podcast for no

[Monet X Change]

swap your roommates who stole or whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They robbed a bank.

[Monet X Change]

Rob the bank. That one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Swat.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of Applebee's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen SWAT three times in my life.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever seen swat? No. Three times. One time, I saw them pulling up to my building in New York City as I was going to the airport, running up the building. I had a different. A separate entrance. SWAT running up the building. I saw them when they came to my home in Columbus, Georgia, and I saw them when they swarmed the Applebee's I worked at.

[Monet X Change]

Let's just see what the common denominator is. Every time, it's your ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I keep evading. Every time. Every time. He can't catch me. I think he's playing League of Legends.

[Monet X Change]

By the way, I don't like PC games. I'm not a PC gamer. I just don't enjoy it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I used to feel the same way.

[Monet X Change]

Probably if I played, it'd be fine, but I'm just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to feel the same way. You should give it a shot.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Maybe in this last five minutes, I'm gonna pull out different League of Legends champions and we can talk about them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's see. I don't know a lot about them, just to be clear. This is Akali.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, time out. What do you say? Champions? What are these people? People you can play as.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, like Marvel Rivals, like superheroes. They're. They're different, but they look like that.

[Monet X Change]

They look like little cartoon little baby things, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. This is their. Their. Their character art. And then they have splash art in game, which is different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they don't all look like little cartoons. Some of them look. They. They. They. They're. They're. They're different races and species of people. So some of them look like a little animals. Some of them look like. Look like. There's one that looks like Groot. There's one that looks like a. Like, ooze, and there's one that look like people. Why?

[Monet X Change]

Video games make the women in them. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you know why, right?

[Monet X Change]

Because it's guys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's really for the boys. This is to get little boys bricked up.

[Monet X Change]

Literally. The women like the proportions and everything. It's like they're so sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's talk about what we're talking about.

[Monet X Change]

Grooming children.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, so this is Akali. And Akali, she looks like. She's like kind of like Molina or Katana, right? Yeah, I can see that with the mask on and this hair all going to the front. She looks cunt. The waist is super tiny. The ass is jai gigantic.

[Monet X Change]

And her waist is literally this big. This is crazy. It's like plastic tiara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she kind of like. Like modest boobs. For a cartoon character.

[Monet X Change]

For.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For a video game character.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Sometimes you look at Mortal Kombat, they were busting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back. Go, go, go. Up. That's the one. The one. You know my. Right there. Down. That's the one. Let's talk about a moomoo. So I'm recently obsessed with Amumu.

[Monet X Change]

What's. Boobs?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Boobs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What are you talking about? Amumu's a kid. Oh, he's sitting down like this because his knees.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I thought. I thought. Okay, guys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. He's a child. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Mumu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amumu is a sad mommy who's been cursed to be alone forever. And everything. Everything that he touches dies. And everything around him is sad. If he's near you, you're sad. If he touches you, you start dying. And he. He's not allowed to have friends.

[Monet X Change]

This is my left to you, wasn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're what?

[Monet X Change]

It's model after you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We all saw that coming from Loi. You really threw a Hail Mary on that one.

[Monet X Change]

It's very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Muumu is a very cute character who I really like. You think I picked Amumu because the story's not as sad?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, this seems like a lot of characters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's 170something.

[Monet X Change]

That's insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how many Pokemon there are?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, there are over a thousand Pokemon.

[Monet X Change]

Well, at first they were 150. And then they got crazy. Well, they got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They got. They want that money in, right? You keep really Pokemon, you can keep selling stuff. Now talk about this woman.

[Monet X Change]

This looks like. She looks like an evil character. We don't know who that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is Evelyn.

[Monet X Change]

She has a long tail with a pincer at the end of it, or

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what do you think she does A

[Monet X Change]

spike at the end of it. She looked like she's some type Of Mistress of the Dark. She casts spells and she's a spellcaster, I would imagine. And she looked like she some type of power. The one she talked touches you, she could poison you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like all these women have the same body. I'm really intrigued by the fact there's no fat women on League of Legends.

[Monet X Change]

You know why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they make fat men.

[Monet X Change]

I know. You know why? Because they want to. They're marketing too little to boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But a fat woman would be fun to play. There's got to be a fat woman somewhere, right, Jacob? I don't think they don't care about the fat.

[Monet X Change]

They care about sexy women.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I mean, they definitely do.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, fat women can be sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not trying to say fat women can be sexy. That's not what I'm saying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let me find it better. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she a woman?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's a big, muscly woman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. So I wouldn't say she's fat. Is she? But she's not fat. But. So there is some.

[Monet X Change]

Is a very masculine presenting woman, though. Like, she looks. She Look. If you told me this was a. Like a man, I'm like, okay, yeah, I can see that. Maybe just this. This aunt. This cart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They. They. Me very.

[Monet X Change]

They. Them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robbie Hoffman. Very Robbie Hoffman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There is body diversity among the female champions, but it's much less than the male champions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no fat women, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a lot of fat guys. At least two. Yeah, that's very interesting.

[Monet X Change]

Are there any black people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, there's gay people. Black people.

[Monet X Change]

Who's gay?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let me find a couple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, Jake will find them, but apparently there's. But I think you should give it a shot. I will say this. It is really addictive, though. Like, I was supposed to leave here last night. He's gay, obviously. What's his name? Can you tell us who you're looking at?

[Monet X Change]

You look like you like a Kenny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does look like Kenny.

[Monet X Change]

He's like Kenny Monsoon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Ca. Look like Karamo with. With. With killmonger hair.

[Monet X Change]

Looks like Jax from Mortal Kombat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, the game. Okay. The game is very. It's a very addictive game, though.

[Monet X Change]

I. I see. So stuff like that. I'll wait until it comes out for PS5 or something. I can hold a crusher, but you can get. You, like, sync a controller to a computer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm, Yeah, I know you can. Well, yeah. The other day, Tower, like, was playing Fortnite from the computer.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With a PlayStation remote or like a.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, see, we'll do this online. You can do. I mean, I be on my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's on Amazon. I think Amazon is. I think it's a service that Amazon provides.

[Monet X Change]

I think, like, you can connect your PC to Amazon to play. Use What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think that the remote to your online games is an Amazon service, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm not 100% sure, but it is. It is. It is very confusing, though. Very, very confusing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, maybe I'll play League of Legends or. I mean, I'll look it up to see what they. If it's popular online, there's no way they're not going to bring it to a system. There's no way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Legalize is old girl, is it?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like over 10 years, maybe 15 years

[Monet X Change]

old, and they haven't brought into a system yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. There's a mobile version, though.

[Monet X Change]

There's a what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mobile version.

[Monet X Change]

So you can just play on your phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never played it, but apparently there's a mobile version. So why don't you look into that and then next podcast we'll find out if you gave it a shot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, thank you, everyone.