The One With Alaska

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: The One With Alaska

Release Date: January 12, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Special Guest: Alaska Thunderfuck

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry features prolific queen, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars winner, and drag icon, Alaska Thunderfuck. Bob and Monét dig into Alaska’s history, drag punk roots, wild performance memories, and the evolution of the Drag Race touring scene. The second half explodes into an epic Drag Race trivia battle, rich with nostalgic shade and inside references that’ll thrill Drag Race superfans and entertain newcomers. From confessions of onstage urination to stories of backstage brawls, this episode is a raucous, revealing, and hilarious deep dive into what it means to be drag royalty.

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Main Themes & Purpose

• Drag as Art & Punk Rebellion: Alaska’s punk roots, anti-glossy drag, and her reverence for pushing boundaries on- and off-stage.
• Wild Drag Memories: Unfiltered tales of shocking performances, on-stage mishaps, and the unorthodox camaraderie of the drag touring world.
• Evolution of Drag Race Touring: Candid talk about the “royalty” status of older Drag Race queens, changing group dynamics, and the scene’s corporate shift.
• The Burden of Persona: The unintended consequences when the public interprets shade, sexual jokes, and exaggerated personas literally.
• Drag Race Superfan Showdown: Iconic trivia battle, showcasing encyclopedic knowledge and playful competitions between the queens.
• Legacy & Idols: The complexities of fame, historic drag relationships, and the enduring love and frustration for RuPaul and Drag Race itself.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Alien Origins and Drag Evolution (02:05–13:35)

• Alaska’s “Alien” Persona: Reflecting on being seen as the “drag alien” mother figure.
• Shifting Standards: Once the queen of drag rules (“If you’re not wearing nails, you’re not doing drag”), Alaska now supports self-expression over hard rules:
  • “If you're not wearing nails, that's your business. It's your choice.” – Alaska (02:39)
• Punk vs. Polish: Alaska reminisces on her draw to punk drag:
  • “It was anti the glossy shit you were seeing on TV... this is an art form that's for us and by us and it has no rules and no limits.” – Alaska (12:52)
• Meet and Greets Etiquette: Alaska instills respect in drag culture:
  • “If a drag queen comes, you stand up.” – Bob recounting Alaska’s lesson (03:36)

Notable Quotes

• “I actually think that Alaska is a drag queen's drag queen.” – Bob (03:14)
• “You're quite statuesque… Your mom's 6'1? Glamazonian household!” – Bob (13:13)

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2. Legendary & Outrageous Drag Acts (05:24–21:30)

• Infamous Performances (06:18–17:07):
  • Bob remembers Alaska's pre-Drag Race set: flashing the crowd mid-performance after a RuPaul megamix.
  • Sharon Needles’ shocking “paparazzi” act and blender money stunt.
  • Alaska describes her notorious live “I Will Always Love You” performance at Trannyshack, where she was urinated on by friends as a drag-as-shock-art statement:
    • “I want to get peed on on stage.” – Alaska (13:59)
    • “If your friends can't piss on you in front of a thousand people, are they really your friends?” – Bob (14:52)
• Drag’s Changing Edge
  • Alaska on aging out of shock for the sake of craft:
    • “I want to be, like, good at drag… at the craft of drag, and care about it more.” (12:40)
• Blending Persona & Reality (19:08-22:53)
  • Discussion on the pitfalls of seeming more hardcore than reality (“big old bottom” and kink references leading to wild fan expectations).
    • “I respect people who can just like… amazing bottoms like that. I wish I did. I wish I could just get fucked all the time.” – Alaska (19:42)
    • “Be careful what you say on Drag Race, because it will become a big part of what you get at these meet and greets.” – Bob (22:02)

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3. Drag Race Tours, Fights, & Memories (23:01–41:00)

• Battle of the Seasons/On-Tour Chaos
  • Legendary tour mishaps: pileup video (Jinkx, Katya, Violet, Sharon, Pandora).
  • Behind-the-curtain beef: Arguments about professionalism, lateness, and the unavoidable friction from life on the road.
    • “The call time was 6, Bob.” – Alaska, recounting “the bus fight” (35:46)
    • Bob reveals the sweet revenge when Alaska herself is late the following day (37:39).
• Drag Amnesia & Survival Instinct
  • “I also have drag related amnesia, which is probably a defense mechanism. It’s your body protecting you.” – Alaska (32:39)
• Favorite Backstage Moments
  • Singing every Simpson’s song with Jinkx Monsoon; the importance of chosen family and drag kinship (39:00–40:16).

Notable Moment

• Bob’s accidental onstage urination (“pissed myself during my set”) during the Haters Roast tour (27:30–31:41)

  • Alaska’s reaction: “Why did you do that? Why did you pee yourself? It’s so far beyond me.” – Alaska (28:40)

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4. The Changing Drag World (41:00–43:17)

• Old Guard vs. New Guard
  • Conversations about “the kingdom” of RuPaul and the generational shift in the scene; being ‘locked out’ of newer tours once past your peak mainstream fame.
    • “Once you're outside the kingdom a little bit… now the tours are part of the kingdom.” – Alaska (41:29)
• Who Should Host Drag Race After Ru?
  • Bob’s pick: Trixie Mattel (“I think she has a really great appeal… she knows how to reach the fans.” – Bob, 43:18)
  • Both agree hosting is unlikely for themselves due to strong opinions.

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5. EPIC DRAG RACE TRIVIA SHOWDOWN (43:36–71:23)

Structure & Highlights

• Name That Queen/Out-Of-Drag Names (43:52–46:35)
• Drag Race Numbers (46:43–54:17)
• Lightning Round/Steals (55:03–65:37)
• “Elimination Order” Final Boss (65:39–71:23)
  • Hilarious struggles as Bob and Alaska attempt to recall elimination orders, with much laughter at failing memories.

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On being a “single-digit queen”:
  • “Because you’re single digit, you are forever an eternal. Like, Mount Rushmore.” – Alaska (49:34)
• On trivia struggles:
  • “Am I even a fucking drag queen? Do I even know how to fucking do drag?” – Alaska (68:13)
• Favorite Drag Names:
  • "My two favorite drag names are probably Mimi I'm First...and Karen from Finance.” – Bob (63:13)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamped Highlights

• “If you're not wearing nails, that's your business. It's your choice.” – Alaska (02:39)
• “If your friends can't piss on you in front of a thousand people, are they really your friends?” – Bob (14:52)
• “Be careful what you say on Drag Race, because it will become a big part of what you get at these meet and greets.” – Bob (22:02)
• “The call time was 6, Bob.” – Alaska (35:46)
• “Why did you do that? Why did you pee yourself? It’s so far beyond me.” – Alaska (28:40)
• “Once you’re outside the kingdom a little bit, because now the tours are part of the kingdom… Like, they're affiliates.” – Alaska (41:29)
• “Because you’re single digit, you are forever an eternal.” – Alaska (49:34)
• “Am I even a fucking drag queen? Do I even know how to fucking do drag?” – Alaska (68:13)

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Drag Race Pop Culture, Backstage Drama & Cheeky Bonds

• The show illustrates the intense community and rivalry of international drag, their own complicated histories, and the ever-increasing commercialization of Drag Race.
• The trivia game—quick, competitive, laced with inside jokes—serves both as memory lane and celebration of queer culture.

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Final Tally & Playful Send-Off

• Bob wins the trivia battle:
  • “Alaska, I'm gonna be hosting RuPaul's Drag Race because of the…” – Bob (71:45)
  • Alaska graciously accepts a role as “recurring guest judge” in Bob’s fantasy cabinet.
• Alaska plugs her ongoing work in LA and the “Race Chaser” podcast.
• The queens re-affirm their mutual admiration and fandom.

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Table of Key Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |---------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Alien Legend Origins | 02:05–13:35 | | Shock Drag Stories & Persona | 05:24–21:30 | | Tour Life, Fights, & Bonds | 23:01–41:00 | | Drag Race Royalty & Future | 41:00–43:17 | | Drag Race Trivia Showdown | 43:36–71:23 | | Emotional Goodbye / Mutual Admiration | 72:09–End |

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Tone & Language

The episode is lively, irreverent, deeply referential, and glittered with that signature drag wit and warmth. The tone oscillates from wild storytelling and cutting reads to open, sometimes self-deprecating, vulnerability about persona, aging, and drag legacy. Alaska is self-aware and modest, Bob is unfiltered and analytical, both playful and brutally honest with each other.

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Recommended For

• Hardcore Drag Race fans (deep-cut references and in-jokes galore)
• Anyone curious about drag culture’s past and present, including backstage and off-camera realities
• Listeners who love campy, rapid-fire banter and real talk on queer performance art

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For full trivia, details, and behind-the-scenes mayhem, listen to the episode or follow Alaska’s and Bob’s work for more iconic drag content.

Transcript

[A]

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

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And I'm Monet X Change.

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And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we invite Alaska Thunderfuck to the podcast.

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We talk about some of our biggest fights.

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And we find out what made Alaska say this.

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Why did you pee yourself? It's so far beyond me. And we find out what made Bob say this.

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Now comes the time when I show you my penis, y'.

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All.

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What a treat. I am sitting here with the legend, the icon, the Pennsylvania diva, the Hollywood legend, the drag race hall of famer. She is the alien, one of the first aliens. Now everyone's an A.L.I.E.

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alien.

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Miss Alaska, Thunderfly. Hi.

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How does it feel with all these aliens now?

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Irene, the alien Miss Fame was an alien.

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She was an alien.

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This world.

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Yeah.

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Who else? Blue Rose.

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Juno Burch.

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Juno Burch.

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Juno Burch is an alien?

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Uh huh.

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Are you. Are you the mother? Are you the mothership?

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I don't know.

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You never want to be. You never want. You used to be like, you're so. You're such a. Like a modest queen these days. So it used to be like, honey, if you're not wearing. You know, when I realized you took the modest turn one time, I heard you say, if you're not wearing nails, that's your business.

[B]

That is your fingers. It's your choice. Yes, I stand by that.

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But I don't care because you couldn't keep doing the nails thing. It's a lot to. It's a lot to Put on yourself.

[B]

No, I have to still wear nails.

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Oh, you're. You're still doing it.

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I have to. After writing that preposterous song, I have no choice.

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I mean, your makeup is terrible. You had a lot of songs that were like, I am talking about what the standard of drag should be. And have you glued yourself to that standard by all these years?

[B]

No, I never did. My. My songs are way than I am. I believe.

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I don't. I think you're pretty Alaska. Like, you're. I mean, you are definitely one of my favorite drag queens. Like, I actually think that Alaska is a drag queen's drag queen.

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Yeah.

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Like, truly.

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I like drag. I love drag.

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You're here for the. You know, I've learned a lot about being a Drag Race girl from you, actually.

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Okay.

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I learned that at the meet and greet. If a drag queen comes, you stand up. You always stand up for the drag queen.

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Yeah.

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I think that's such a fierce rule.

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And sit down the rest of the time.

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Are you pleased?

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Do you do this? Do you sit down at the meet and greet?

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No. Sometimes at dragcon, which I've not done in years.

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Yeah.

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So at dragcon, I sit down, and I remember from Alaska, I was like, but if a drag queen comes, you stand up for the drag queens.

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Absolutely.

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And you also taught me that it's okay to go out of drag sometimes.

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Like, wow.

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Like, you did the DragCon out of drag that one time in that nice suit.

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Yeah.

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You look so nice.

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Well, RuPaul does that.

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Imagine if you saw RuPaul in drag at DragCon. We would never.

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I've never seen RuPaul in drag.

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Wouldn't it be terrifying if you saw RuPaul?

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You'd be like, ah, I wouldn't think it was her. Look at that. A cheap RuPaul impersonator. You will never be her.

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I wouldn't even know what to do. I mean, last time I saw RuPaul in drag was on Drag Race at my. No. At the season nine finale, and she's,

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like, glowing behind a desk.

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Well, some of the girls away. Some of the girls do her movies and her TV and her TV shows.

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That's true.

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So they got a. Up close and. Up close and personal.

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Yeah. They get to see the whole thing.

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Did you watch AJ and the Queen? Oh, my God. Not an AJ and the Queen jacket. So those. Those girls were, like, doing, like, video. Like they were do. Doing scene work with. With. With. With. With Mother.

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Yeah.

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Which must have been really interesting.

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Yeah. Get her the teleprompter. And let's go.

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So me in Alaska. I, I, I feel like I, I don't remember when I first. I do remember when I first met you. I just lied.

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Oh, God.

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Cause you and I have a little bit of pre Drag race history. A little bit. You may not remember me, but I remember you.

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Please, please remind me. I don't remember anything.

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So when you were a house of haunt, you were living in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and you would come down. You would come down and dish.

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Well, we can't say we don't talk about Bruno Voldemort.

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No. Everyone know today. Sharon, you used to date a shiver. A bird fell from the sky, the oceans rose, thunder struck the building. When you were dating Sharon, y' all would come down to the Ritz and do as Raya and Thor's show Saliva Tuesday. And the first time I ever saw you, you were wearing this. You weren't wearing any padding. You were wearing this black gown. This, like, black gown with, like, high, high hip.

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I know the dress.

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And you were wearing one of those early Alaska wigs. The, the rat. It tattered wigs. And you, this one, you were doing the really harsh, harsh makeup. Long, long nails. And you were doing a super, like, RuPaul mega mix. It was like, yeah, grunge rock, every RuPaul song to this, like, hardcore rock and roll song.

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Yeah.

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And then during supermodel, you're going, you better work. Work it, girl. Do your thing. And then he goes, and now comes the time when I show you my penis. And then you take the, you take the middle part of the dress and you lift it up, and you weren't wearing any underwear, and you flashed us. Does that sound familiar?

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It sounds familiar, but I don't remember doing. I don't remember that mix. I did that mix. Yeah, well.

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Cause we were all gagged. Ego. Now comes the part. Wouldn't I show you my. And it was a long dress. And you grabbed. It was like. It was like a train in the front and a train in the back, and you just grabbed it and you flipped it over your shoulder. It wasn't long. It wasn't a long viewing.

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My dick was.

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The viewing wasn't long. I don't really remember. I don't really remember what your penis looked like.

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It's just so shocking.

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It happened so fast. And then you put in. Everyone was going crazy.

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That was my act for a short period of time. But once you've done that a few times, it is no longer shocking. Yeah, it's just insane. I mean, it's insane to begin with, but it was shocking for him in that.

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Very shocking.

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And so I would do that periodically because, you know, I mean, why not?

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You and Sharon both had really, really, like, shocking things you would do. And Sharon's thing was she. I remember this. She did two numbers that night. You both did two numbers that night. Sharon's first number was so bizarre. It kind of left everyone really angry, actually.

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What was.

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She did paparazzi. She had these, like, this dress with, like, feathers on the sleeves.

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Okay.

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I think it was red or it might have been black. And she does pop. She comes out, you know, boom. And then right before the first lyric, we are the crowd. The mix slowed down to about maybe either half or a fourth of the speed.

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Yeah.

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So a three minute song becomes a 12 minute song. And she does a 12 minute super slow rendition. We are the crowd. We're coming out. And you keep waiting for the song to speed back up, but it never did. And she did. And we sat there and people cheered. At first. At first of all, I was like, whoa. But then it just became, oh, she's. It's not gonna speed up.

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Yeah.

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And then we watched her do a 12 minute rendition of. And then her second number, I remember, was that she did money. The best things in life are free but you could give that to the birds and bees I want money. And then the crowd would be incentivized to give her a lot of money. And she would take everyone's money and she had a lot, like a fistful of money. Then she goes up to the DJ booth at the Ritz, if you recall. And then she reaches behind the DJ booth and she pulls up a blender.

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Yeah.

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And then she put all the money in the blender that it must have been like, maybe like at least 100 bucks. Then she poured in some vodka and I think maybe some Baileys. I don't think she was terribly discerning with what she poured in there.

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Bailey's, maybe.

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I remember it being kind of milky. Yeah. And then she poured it all in. Then she blended up all the money and everyone was like, screaming because they were like, whoa, you're blending the money we just gave you. And then she chugged it.

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Yeah.

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And then she chugged the. Then she drank about 100 bucks.

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Yeah.

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Right there on stage. Yeah, y' all were wild.

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Yeah. Drag was wild at one point.

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Like, how. How much have you evolved since your House of Haunt days, when y' all would come down to this was before either of y' all was on Drag Race, by the way. Even Sharon hadn't been on. Yeah, this must have been, like, around season two or three.

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Ish. She was blending money before Drag Race.

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We needed it.

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We really needed it.

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She never stop. She's blending a new way now. The money's still being wasted. Let's just say it's in a different way. You know what I'm saying? But it was. It was really wild to see y' all come down to New York City with Cherry Bomb and Veruca. Yeah, Veruca. And although what's her name wasn't with y', all, but she kind of just had the same vibe. Shalita, baby.

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Shalita. Okay.

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And the one who did the crazy, like, clown makeup right in the center of her face, she was a New York City girl, though. She was like a real drag terrorist. I would call her.

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Okay.

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Like, she would. She would interrupt people's number. That was her thing.

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Oh. She would get.

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She'd wait till you're performing, and then at the big moment, she would jump up on stage and do something to ruin your performance.

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That was her act.

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That was her performance.

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Okay. All right.

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Who was this Demand A Darling?

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Demanda.

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Demanda Darling. That was her name. And do you remember Jordan Fox or Jordan? I do, yeah. Really? Really? Yeah. Really pretty stunning. Her and I got into a big argument one day. We did this Cole Han activation, and I was like, I think it's really annoying that Amanda Darling does this. And Jordan was like, I think it's fierce. And I was like, it's not fierce. It's really irritating. Like, get your own act. Your act can't just be ruining everyone's act. And she was like, it's fierce.

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Fierce, okay.

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And I was like, maybe we're not of the same ilk.

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It used to be, you know, about, like, shocking and about, you know, getting attention and getting a reaction that's like. That was the name of the game. And I feel like as we get older, it's more like I just want to. I want. I want to be, like, good at drag.

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Yeah.

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I want to be, like, good at the craft of drag and care about it more.

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You're. I feel like you're a. You're kind of. Not kind of. I would. I would call you especially. Your early drag is quite punk rock. Would you agree that?

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Yeah. And that was the sort that was what attracted me to drag is. Was. It was, like, anti the glossy shit you were seeing on tv, which never spoke to me and never cared about me. And so I was like, this is an art form that's, like, for us and by us and. And it has no rules and no limits.

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But you were still quite stunning. You were quite statuesque. What are you, like, six to six?

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Three, six one. Just like my mother.

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Your mom's six one. Gang. Gang. Glamazonian household.

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Tall ladies.

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Your mom and Malia Obama really six one work. I'll never let people forget that. Malia Obama, six foot one.

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I love tall women.

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But can we talk about one other crazy performance that you did back in the day?

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Sure, why not?

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So you did.

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Oh, this one? Yes, this one. Yeah.

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I think probably your most shocking performance that you did probably post being on Drag Race, was your I will always love you.

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Sure.

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Can you describe it to the people and, like, the. The thought process behind the number?

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Well, there is no thought process behind this number. I was just like, I want to get peed on on stage. Because it was for Tranny Shack, which was like, this was what they were about Repeclina. Right. It was being shocking, being gross, being crazy. Like, that was the sort of core of. Of that movement of drag.

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Yeah.

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And so this was Tranny Shack la. And so I was like, I want to make a really big splash. So what's the venue?

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What's the venue? Do you remember?

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I think that might have been Dragonfly. No. Echoplex, maybe. Or Dragon. And so I was like, I want to get peed on. So I got my two friends, and

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they were like, your friends can't piss on you. They're not friends.

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Right.

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If your friends can't piss on you in front of about a thousand people, are they really your friends?

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And so I was just having them drink a lot of beer backstage. Beer? Yeah.

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Why not water?

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Well, beer sort of activates that, like, you know, when you're drinking and you break the seal and you, like, have to keep peeing? Like. Like, alcohol does make you pee more and it dehydrates you, but.

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Okay, continue.

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I'm listening, so. And it just makes it taste better? No, I don't think it. I don't think it tastes about the same.

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Right.

[B]

It tastes about the same. And so they came. I came out and I was doing, like, a kind of serious rendition of I will always love you by Whitney Houston. And I was in a yellow plastic dress, and then at a certain point, they come out and roll a tarp down, so, you know something's gonna happen, and then.

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Very kind of you, by the way.

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Well, I'm. I come from the theater. Clean up after yourselves.

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Everybody everywhere Clean up, cleanup.

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Don't leave a mess for the next

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girl I. I gotta hear about because. Sorry, I interrupted your story. Go ahead.

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So then they stood on like, I don't know, apple boxes or something or crates or something. And then just at the climax of the song, it was like a fountain.

[A]

So boom. And.

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Yes. Yeah.

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And are you taking in your mouth or is it in your wig?

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I love that. That's the international sound of peeing. Even though it doesn't really make a.

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It's more of a. I can't do the sound.

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It doesn't make it ways.

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No, when it hits the water, I think we're.

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What?

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Yeah, it's the noise of it hitting the toilet or I think what we. When we think of piss, we're thinking of when the piss hits its landing place.

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Oh, well, the piss hits.

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My pictures. My pictures kick my pitches.

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It just hit.

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It just hits.

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Yes and yes. It was in my. Yes, it was in my hair and my mouth, but I was wearing plastic. There was a tarp.

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Who made that dress?

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Well, I did.

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Oh, you made the dress yourself?

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It was just a yellow plastic tablecloth. This was a big belted with like tape.

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When you think Alaska, I feel like people think several things. And tell me if you feel like this, this is all intentional or if any of this was accidental. Trash bags. Horse mask.

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Sure.

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Nails. Blonde hair.

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Yeah.

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Crowns. Because you won't in podcasting. Did I miss anything in there?

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Okay. No, that's all good stuff.

[C]

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[A]

your hanky era that you were going through hanky you were getting dresses made out of.

[B]

You were doing, oh, I did like a poop color.

[A]

So you.

[B]

I think it was actually wrong. It was the wrong color.

[A]

Oh, did you end up accidentally doing something really vanilla? It was like handshakes. I'm really into handshakes.

[B]

It was. It was like, wrong. I wanted to do, like, scat color, but it was like, the lighter shade of brown.

[A]

Why is everyone shaking my hand today? I'm really into handshakes. Oh, this bitch is kinky. She's getting off right now. Because you.

[D]

You.

[A]

I don't know. You feel free to answer this question or not. You make a lot of illusions to things you're into. You make a lot of illusions. You make a lot of illusions to fisting, a lot of illusions to piss play. Is this. Is this the real Alaska, or is this. Or is this a bit.

[B]

Well, I'm. I have an interest in these things. Like, I'm. I'm interested in fisting as, like, an art form, but I've never, like, done it. I can barely get a fucking finger.

[A]

You said so tight, taking that fist. Yeah, you said that.

[B]

Yes, because it rhymes. I respect people who can just, like. Like people who are like, amazing bottoms like that. I have so much respect for that. Because it's like. Because it's not a talent that I really possess. And I wish I did. I wish I could just get fucked all the time.

[A]

You gotta practice.

[B]

No, it's genetic and internal. Like, it's. It doesn't.

[A]

There's gotta be a part of it that's just like. Gotta put in the work. You know what I mean? You said a dick for breakfast and a cock for lunch. This is making it sound like you are always. You are. This is.

[B]

But not really piss, though. I mean, there was a time where, like, I was like, this is fierce.

[A]

Drink dick. Like Sierra Mist.

[B]

Exactly. Piss is a great thing that, like,

[A]

I think people should get into resource on the planet.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Yeah. All of us are between us all in this room right now. We got at least a gallon period of the gold.

[B]

And I was really into it because I was like, this is great. Because it's like, come. Except you're, like, not done after. You're not like, oh, okay. I'm gonna go get a sandwich. Yeah.

[A]

When you come, you change as a person.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's like Dr. Jekyll and Sahad. When you're horny and you haven't come yet, you're like. And the moment you come, you're Like, I was. I think I may have overreacted. My God. I think I may have overreacted. I am so sorry, y'. All. I was out of control.

[B]

And so I was really, like. I had a phase where I was like, this is fierce. And that was around when I did that number. I mean, it's not. It's not really a thing anymore.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

I'm quite like. I'm quite standard.

[A]

When you were. When you were single on the road, did you disappoint a lot of people who were expecting you to be the piss bottom queen of the universe? And you were like, you jerk off on the couch. I'm gonna, you know, watch the Wiggles and jerk off too, where people are like. Because I will say this. I. On Drag Race, I said, bob stood for big old bottom, and I disappointed a lot of times.

[B]

I know that's false advertising.

[A]

I did. I said it. You know. You said it because it rhymes. I just said. I said it was funny. I was like, oh, this will be. This is a funny thing I've said for a long time. It's not actually true, but it's really funny to say. And then when you say big old bottom, what you end up getting at the meet and greet. For those of you who are coming up on season of Drag Race, be careful what you say, because it will become a big part of what you. What you're going to get at these meet and greets. So these guys with these gigantic. I mean, massive penises would be like, that's what you want. And I'm like, baby, I really appreciate you showing me that. And it's beautiful craftsmanship. I do not have a gallery for that to hang in. I cannot accommodate, and I'm not interested. But I want to thank you so much for feeling comfortable enough and be vulnerable enough to share that with me.

[B]

Thank you for being woman enough to come.

[A]

No, literally, I just didn't have. I didn't have it in me. So just be careful what you say on Drag Race.

[B]

You really didn't have it in you.

[A]

And I wouldn't under any circumstances. You've done a lot of the tours.

[B]

Yes. Like when that was a first. First happening.

[A]

Were you there for the famous. The famous Work. Not Work the World. What's the one before. What's the one before Work the World that PG used to do? The Battle of the Seasons. Battle of the Seasons, the infamous video where the girls are all going in a circle, and then one of them falls. I think Jinx falls. And then A door lands. Were you there for that?

[B]

I was there for all of them.

[A]

Can you bring this up?

[B]

So I was there for all of them.

[A]

They're doing Battle of the Seasons and one girl, it's like. It's like it was a pile up and then the girls. It's one of those videos where, like when you watch it, when you watch

[B]

it, I think I'm on stage.

[A]

Every time there's someone different to look at.

[B]

So maybe I'm not on stage that day.

[A]

So we're. Oh, you. Oh, wait, are you them? And others. Katya. Oh, no, it's Katya.

[B]

Violet, Violet, Sharon, Pandora, Jinx.

[A]

Pandora. This is what?

[B]

I wasn't there. I was on every single Battle of the Seasons.

[A]

But it's one of those videos. Every time you watch it, there's always something new you can. Oh, Courtney. My God. When Courtney was living in the States, there's always something new to watch every single time because it's just a big pile up, train wreck.

[B]

Sorry, but they're hitting the choreography.

[A]

Do you miss? Do you miss these days of the Drag Race? Aver. There it is. So what happens is first who?

[B]

Jinx.

[A]

Jinx, Obviously. Jinx falls.

[B]

Jinx falls, rips Courtly's dress off.

[A]

What is happening? Wait, Jacob, play.

[B]

This is why they don't do this anymore.

[A]

So Jinx dressed like the Little Orphan Annie. She tripped over her feet. Bernadette, Grace. Courtney's skirt rips it off. Adore runs over to her. Violet is gagging. Pandora and Sharon have no clue what's happening. Katya's barely holding it together.

[C]

This.

[A]

I feel like this is the Jinx that we as touring drag queens know.

[B]

Yes, we do.

[A]

And everyone else knows, like the Broadway diva. But if you tour with the girls, that's. That's who Jinx. Mons.

[D]

Jinx.

[A]

That's who Jinkx Monsoon is.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And you.

[A]

You wasn't there. I'm so disappointed.

[B]

You know, that's why it fell apart, because I wasn't there.

[A]

They didn't have you on stage and, and they learned their lesson. I mean, you did. You done the Christmas tours, you've done the Christmas albums, you've really done everything there is to do as a Drag Race girl. You've. You've won the show, you've lost the show, you've done the tours, you've done the roast, you've done it all.

[B]

Yeah, well, I never got to do Drag you because it got canceled right when I had a chance to do it.

[A]

That is true.

[B]

So I didn't get to do that. I don't think I've done Work the World, which I would love to. I haven't done the Vegas show, which I would love to. Have you done the Vegas show?

[A]

No, I've done. I've done Work the World, but I've not done the Vegas show.

[B]

I would love to do the Vegas show.

[A]

Oh, you'd be great.

[B]

It looks so fun, and it also

[A]

looks kind of, like, cozy. Like, you get to. Y' all don't know. We are used to packing our bags, getting on the bus or pre Bus. It was the planes. Like, you would take a plane everywhere.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I went to go see a Murray and Peter show recently.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They have two buses. There's a truck that falls behind them. I was like, do y' all know what it was like? Murray and Petering back in the. Back in my day. Cause we did Murray and Peter together, which.

[B]

What was that?

[A]

We did several. Alaska.

[B]

The roast.

[A]

We did the roast together. And I believe we did a Christmas tour together as well. No, that was pegx. Brandon Voss.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

When we did that Christmas tour. But you and I, we did the Haters Roast together, which I think might have been one of my favorite gigs that I've actually done in drag.

[B]

You peed mama. You peed mama.

[A]

So. So for those who don't know, on the Haters Roast, which is like, basically any episode you see of a roast or the roast you see on Comedy Central, except instead of focus on one person, everyone's roasting everyone.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And we were touring. This might have been 2012. 2013. Ish. Okay, maybe that sound right.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I can't remember either.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

28. No. 2012. I was on Drag Race 2016. So it might have been 2018. 2018. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So I. I was. I used to. I had the last set in the show. At the very last set in the show, we were in Atlanta, Georgia, and I had to pee really bad. Don't get excited, Alaska. I had to pee really badly. And I got on stage, and I could not hold it anymore, so I just let it go. I just pissed myself during my set. And I was thinking to myself, no one's gonna know because it's in my gown, which, for the most part, no one did know. And then. Do you even remember when I turned around and looked at you and said that?

[B]

I remember vividly.

[A]

Yeah, I. So I finished my set, by the way. I think once I relieved myself, funniest I'd ever been. Like, I Mean, I was coming up with a new shame.

[B]

Piss is the key.

[A]

Oh. I was like, piss is the key. I was ripping home when the piss is. I was so great. And then I turned around and I looked at Alaska, and I said, girl, I peed. To which Alaska reponder up. Yes, girl, you peed.

[B]

You did.

[A]

I said, no, bitch. And I pointed down and you saw the trail of piss flowing from underneath my beautiful gown.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What are you thinking at that moment?

[B]

I just. I was like, why did you do that? Why did you pee yourself? It's so far beyond me. You, like, get beyond you.

[A]

Like, that's rich.

[B]

Like, get. Like, just go. Get out of.

[A]

In the middle of my set.

[B]

Tell them to hold the phone.

[A]

It was the end of the show. I mean, you know, the padding and the corset and the gown, they'd have to be nails. They have to wait because, you guys, you can't. When you go to pee, you have to take off these two. Yeah, you have to take off these two. You cannot. You can't reach into your underwear and pull your dick out with the. With the long claws, specifically on these two fingers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you certainly cannot push it back down.

[B]

No, you will.

[A]

You will shred your dick.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I was like, I got it. I thought it was the more professional thing to just power through my set while pissing myself.

[B]

It was professional.

[A]

And. And for the most part, the girls were actually quite forgiving. For the most part. The girl. A lot of girls huddled around the piss in front of it to hide it from the fans.

[B]

Ginger Minj, did you say it on the mic?

[A]

I did not say it.

[B]

Weren't you, like.

[A]

No, I, I, I. I hit it. I hit it from the audience. I told you and Latrice. I told Latrice. I told you first, and then I told Latrice. Because y' all were sitting, like, right next to each other, I believe, or at least on opposite sides. You're on the front row. And I was panicking. I turned around and I tried to stay. My thought process. I'll just stay here until. Until the curtains closed. But it was in front of the curtain, so there was. There was no. There was no hiding.

[B]

And you didn't put a tarp down? I did not put a tarp down. It's very disrespectful.

[A]

Obviously not from the theater. Obviously not from the theater. And I was thinking to myself, I'll just stay here until the show's in, and then I'll run out. But then Ginger kept Being like, girl, sit down, girl, have a. Come on, show's over. And I was kind of being like, no, girl, I have to stay here. But she could be like, bob, sit down. Have a seat, girl, why you standing? And then I just ran off stage pulling the piss with me. A trail of piss all the way back to the bathroom.

[B]

And now the world will never know. Which is good. I will ever hear about this.

[A]

I mean, I've talked about it. The, the, the, the producers posted a video of my piss trail on their social media.

[B]

Oh, see that.

[A]

No, I hated that. I was livid.

[B]

That's not. It's your story to tell.

[A]

They fought because in their defense, it was kind of hilarious because my dress dragged through and there was a literal piss trail. I mean, all the way up to the bathroom door. And then the worst part was I had to take my dress and travel with it for another week. So I, so I put it, I wrapped it in a trash bag and then I wrapped that trash bag in a trash bag. Yeah, I took your dress and then I packaged it all up so that nothing could get out and I gave it its own suitcase. And then I got back and in fact, I'll tell you what I did when I got back after this break.

[B]

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[D]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Before we move on from our touring days, we have to talk about it.

[B]

Bus fight.

[A]

The bus fight. So have you been in a lot of fights on the road? Cause I will be honest, I have.

[B]

There's so many holes in my memory.

[C]

Why?

[A]

What was happening? Because maybe the, the fun and the drink.

[B]

The drinks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Especially at that time.

[A]

Oh yeah, I remember.

[B]

And I also have drag related amnesia,

[A]

which is probably a defense mechanism. It's your body protecting you from what you've done and what other people.

[B]

Sure. Yeah. And we're just so always in motion that I really just expunges. So like I would like to think that I was kind of like a peacemaker on the road, but I know that that wasn't always true.

[A]

In full transparency, I have had fights with. I had a fight with you. I had a fight with Manila. Not Manila. With Latrice and Acid Betty. That was a joint fight I had with them. I had a fight with Jinx Monsoon. I had a fight with Violet Chachki. The smallest one was probably me. And Latrice and Acebetti. I just didn't like them cutting my jokes down during, like. Cause, you know, during the haters roast, everyone knows the jokes.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And then they would do things, and one show was big to, like, because.

[B]

To undercut it before.

[A]

Yes. Which I was like, that's. Come on, guys. That's not. That's not cool. Like, don't do that. Like, I get that I'm making fun of you, but that's literally why we're here, for me to make fun of you. Like, it's not like I showed up at your gig and took the mic and started roasting you out of nowhere. Listen, bitch. Yeah, literally.

[B]

Oh, like that one queen.

[A]

Exactly. I wasn't pulling a demand of Darling, but that was actually a pretty small beat. They probably remember that. But famously, one time. You don't need to talk about.

[B]

No, go ahead.

[A]

So if I recall correctly, what happened was one day.

[B]

I hate lateness.

[A]

Alaska doesn't like lateness.

[B]

I do not like it. Especially on a group tour setting like that. Because there's so many times when everyone is down, the call time is 7am Everyone is there. Everyone has gotten their ass up early, got their things loaded in the car, ready to go, and one person, inevitably, this is. Holds up the whole thing. And you've got 12 people sitting there waiting for one person who couldn't get it together.

[A]

That happens all the time.

[B]

And it's so unfair, and it's so unprofessional. It drives me insane.

[A]

Now, all of that being said, this is what actually happened. The bus call was 6am okay. We had to be in this little shuttle bus to take us to the airport. Yeah. So I got downstairs at.

[B]

Well, don't give away the ending yet.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

This is what happened for me.

[A]

Okay, let's hear it. Yeah.

[B]

Bob was. This person was not there at the call time. It seemed as though everyone else was there. And so I was pissed.

[A]

Oh, you were. You were not having it.

[B]

And so finally, the last, you know, people get in the bus, and we're finally going. And Bob is one of the last people to get in the bus. So. So I assumed that Bob was the one who was late. And I was pissed. And I don't remember what I said or if I said, if I said something.

[A]

I remember exactly what you said.

[B]

And then why don't you tell what really happened.

[A]

So what happened was the call time was 6am I was downstairs at maybe like 45 50. But I was behind, I was behind the bus. So I was like just back there like talking to the people who were like loading the bus. The people who work on the tour just like chit chatting and like you know, shooting the shit while waiting for people to come down. So Alaska can't see that I'm behind the bus. And Alaska walks straight onto the bus. And then at 6:04 I decided to go ahead and get on the bus. It might have been a little chilly. And y', all, Alaska was. When I tell you, like, I don't know if you've become a morning person, but Alaska looks like that meme of that one like he brings. It's like a fox. It's like this grumpy looking fox sitting in a chair. Show the picture, Jake. Grumpy fox in a chair. Or like tired fox in a chair. No, type in fox in chair meme. This, This is what Alaska looks like. Laska's sitting on the like sitting on the bus like this sad fox and she's just tired. I mean, she's tired. And then I get on the bus at 6:04 and Alaska goes. The call time was 6, Bob and I said is 604. And then Alaska said, well, I wish I had four extra minutes to do whatever the you were doing upstairs. That is her exact words. Well, I Wish I had 4 extra minutes to do whatever the you were doing upstairs. Meanwhile, there are still like three people who haven't even come yet. And I remember being like. And I. So we started going back and forth. I don't remember the details, but we were going back and forth. And like, yeah, we were yelling at each other in the morning yell. But then it kind of, it kind of squashed out the next fucking day. Yo, I wish I was exaggerating. Literally the next day, Alaska is 15 minutes late to the bus. And it was after, after hours. So Alaska was still drunk, I mean wasted, like coming to the bus, just like a mess. And I was sitting there and I was like, I was like, the way I'm about to gather, I remember thinking I was seething. I was like, I'm about to gather when Alaska gets here. I'm Gonna read her her last rites. Cause I'm murdering this bitch. And then I go, oh, Miss Alaska, I wish I had 15 extra. And before I get it out, you had passed out, and you were asleep on the bus. And I was like, I couldn't even read this bitch. This is so. This is so annoying. I was like, I get to read, honey. And you were like. And then you had just passed out, and you fall asleep on the. On the ride to the airport.

[B]

That is such precious revenge.

[A]

I never got to. I mean, you bested me on both. On both parts.

[B]

No, there was nothing good about my behavior. No. That's horrible.

[A]

For the most part, though, I have. Some of my favorite dressing room memories are with you. I mean, I remember you and Jinx singing every song from the Simpsons. See my vest?

[B]

Oh, yeah. See my vest.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

We put the spring in Springfield, Alaska

[A]

does a great rendition of my vest.

[B]

You.

[A]

You. I mean, I don't know why you've never done it on. On stage. I really should, you know, like, every single word. I mean, it was. I just remember just, like, just being tickled watching you and Jinx. You and Jinx have a really beautiful friendship. It's actually really, really fun to watch. A lot of ups and downs in you and Jinx's friendship. Well, mostly downs. Well, the. Well, the. The one. The one video.

[B]

What?

[D]

Jeez.

[B]

Won Drag Race. Oh, but that was it. Yes. No, that had nothing to do with our friendship.

[A]

Oh, that was just the. The disappointment.

[B]

That was just.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My own psychosis.

[A]

But. But mostly, I mean, you two are pro. Being able, because, I mean, you and Jinx have a relationship that is completely outside of me, and I was just kind of like a bystander watching it. But it was really, really fun to watch you and Jinx have this, like, beautiful, blossoming, long friendship.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In. In the dressing rooms.

[B]

Yeah. She's a fun wacko.

[A]

And tell me a little bit about before we. Because I want to do a little competition, because you and I are both the. We are the Drag Race historians.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You and I. Yeah. We have both watched every season of Us and. Including All Stars.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And we also both won Drag Race the same year within, like, two months of each other, period. So you and I are also linked in our own special. I feel. I feel very linked to you as a. As a Drag Race queen.

[D]

For sure.

[B]

I feel that.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Oh, I feel that.

[A]

My God. Is there anyone that you haven't been linked to that you're like, I want to hang out with this bitch. But this we can't seem to make it work.

[B]

No,

[C]

No.

[B]

Let me think. I don't know. Do you.

[A]

I mean, do you. Do you like the young girls?

[B]

Yes. I'm always very impressed and very starstruck whenever I, like, run into the girls. Yeah.

[A]

Whenever I was like, I. I mean, I haven't really done the group tours in a long time. They kind of stopped inviting the older girls after a while.

[B]

Well, yes.

[A]

Yeah. Well, except Kim. It's never stop working.

[B]

The world is not the older thing. I think it's like, once you're outside the kingdom a little bit, that. Because now the tours are part of the kingdom.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, they're affiliates, like Wayne Dumb.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

We don't have the keys.

[B]

No, I lost my key.

[A]

You did. And I think that's because of the jester. That's a story. There's this one video. It's my favorite video clip of your podcast. It is like, I can't remember what's being said, but they were talking about something that had nothing to do with. It was just like. It was just like some queen wearing, like, a wig. And you were like, I love this wig. This wig is so stunning. And then one of them was like. And RuPaul could never. And then let's just go, oh.

[D]

Oh, my.

[A]

Like, do you know this clip?

[D]

No.

[B]

That happens a lot.

[A]

It's just like, y' all could be like, oh, my God, the sky is so blue. You know? What's not blue?

[B]

You know what RuPaul did once, and

[A]

then Alaska just got. Alaska was like,

[B]

Yes. That should be the title of our podcast.

[A]

A lot of times. A lot of times when people mention who's going to be hosting drag race when RuPaul retires. You and I, our names get brought up a lot.

[B]

We do. Yeah.

[A]

I do not think they would ever Let me host RuPaul's Drag Race.

[B]

You'd be so good, though.

[A]

I think I'd be great. I do not think I would ever get the invitation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, realistically, I think that it would probably be Trixie, and it probably should be Trixie, to be honest. I think she has a really great appeal, and she, you know, knows how to reach the fans and stuff. I'm very opinionated. But. But, I mean, I don't have to be like, bitch, you. You know, bitch, you think? I do have discernment. But we're going to. We're going to compete right now.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You and I are going to do some Drag Race trivia, and we are going to see. So you Have a game for us. How's it going to work?

[D]

Yes. This is divided into a couple of different sections. Each sections have different ways you can score points. Okay, so our first section. This is just whoever says the answer first.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Gets the point. We have a studio here. Who will be the judge? Okay, so our first section is out of drag names. So I'm going to give you the name of a queen out of drag. Whoever says the corresponding queen first gets that point.

[A]

Or real quick, how do you going to do with this?

[B]

So you're going to say they're. They're out of drag name. And we're going to say.

[D]

I would say Christopher Caldwell.

[A]

Is it just so. Because there's a lot of justice Justin's.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

And there's a lot of Brian's. Yeah. I'd say they're like 18 Kevin's.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So we're getting full names.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

All right, here we go.

[D]

All right. Who is Justin R. Reed?

[A]

You should know this ain't you adjusting. I am the realization.

[B]

Oh, is it Lux Noir? London?

[D]

It is Lux.

[B]

Okay. Wow. Okay, okay, okay.

[A]

Damn.

[D]

All right, Justin Woody.

[A]

This is all Justin. This is not fair. Justin Woody. That sounds like a white guy who's big and brolic. I'm gonna say Justin Woody is Brooklyn Heights.

[D]

That is not correct.

[A]

Damn it. Do you know Justin Woody?

[B]

No. That's a Justin that I'm not.

[A]

They're not invited to the Justin delegation.

[B]

Who is it?

[A]

Anya Nerve on your nervous Justin too. Oh, my God. If you say, I'm going to flip this table.

[D]

Christopher Williams.

[A]

Oh, that's Jaden Dior.

[D]

Fierce.

[A]

I know all the Chris's. I'm a Chris. I know all the Chris's.

[D]

Brock Edward Hayo.

[B]

Brooklyn Heights.

[A]

Taylor didn't make it. It didn't make it. My Hill didn't make it.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

Kevin Gabriel Candelario.

[A]

Gabriel. Oh, that's delta work. No, Gabriel Kevin.

[D]

Kevin. Gabriel Candelario.

[A]

Gabriel Kevin. I don't know. Who is that?

[D]

Kandy Muse.

[A]

Oh, she doesn't look like a Kevin.

[B]

What a beautiful name.

[A]

That is a beautiful name.

[D]

Andrew Vladimir Dunyavsky.

[A]

Oh, that's gotta be Sasha Velour.

[D]

No.

[A]

What?

[B]

It's plain Jane.

[D]

That is correct.

[A]

Oh, Russia Ruski.

[D]

Carl Sanchez.

[A]

Okay, this is, this, this, this is a Puerto Rican or. Or some sort of a Latino queen. Carl Sanchez. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a wild guess here. This is Jessica Wilde.

[D]

That is incorrect.

[B]

Tyra Sanchez.

[D]

That is incorrect.

[B]

But her last name is Sanchez.

[D]

It is Nikki Doll.

[A]

Mickey Doll.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So wait, she's French, Lady French, Puerto Rican.

[D]

That's her name.

[B]

Yeah, it's pronounced Sanchez, maybe.

[A]

Yeah. Points taken away from the. From the producer.

[D]

All right, we are now moving on to numbers. So I'm going to give you a question. The answer will be a number which you will write down on the pen and paper provided.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

If you. You each can get it right and get a point. If one of you is wrong, whoever is closest will get that point.

[A]

Got it?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. Okay. On season 11, following the Diva Worship Challenge, during week three, how many queens were forced to lip sync for their lives?

[A]

It's one of these two numbers. I think it's this one. I think it's this one, and I feel strongly about it.

[D]

All right, present your answer.

[A]

I said nine.

[B]

I said 12.

[A]

Is it 11?

[D]

It was six.

[A]

Six.

[B]

That's not so many more queens in our mind, because that was when they were all bad and they all had to lip sync.

[A]

Can we have a conversation about that lip sync for a second? Justice for Honey Davenport.

[D]

But, Bob, you were close to get that point, please.

[A]

Oh, it's a close thing. Got it. Justice for any Davenport. I feel like she shouldn't have gone home that episode. That's a really unfair lip sync. She took the boldest move out of anyone on stage, and she got penalized for it.

[B]

What did she do, jump off?

[A]

She jumped off and she crawled across

[B]

the floor and she got sent home.

[A]

She was the one.

[B]

Yeah. Recount.

[A]

Worst of two is not bad. Worst of six, bitch. I'm shooting up the building. Too far. All right, go with the next question.

[D]

Ariana Grande has guest judge on Drag Race twice, most recently during All Stars 10. What season did she first guest judge on?

[A]

Oh, baby? Because this. This was when. When Cynthia Rivo famously did the. The battle cry that ginger man says she did. The other girl said she didn't do it. Do you know about this drama? No, that was the most recent one.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Anyway, you don't know.

[B]

You gotta.

[A]

You gotta get. I gotta call you and give you the drama, please. Yeah, we gotta go on more of our. Our running. Running. Hikes. Running.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We haven't done canyon in not a minute. Her first time was definitely on this season. That I've written down. I wrote 10.

[B]

I wrote seven.

[D]

Alaska is correct. It was season seven.

[A]

Was that a guess?

[D]

Yes. Gag.

[B]

I knew it was like olden times.

[A]

When does old Drag race end

[B]

after 10. Like 10 is included, I think, in single digit. Like Old Testament.

[A]

No, it's four and before. Or I would say six. And before I'm from the new era.

[B]

We're on 20.

[A]

I feel like I'm one of the new girls. Am I the.

[D]

You are.

[A]

Am I the single digit? I am.

[D]

You're.

[B]

But because you're single digit, you are forever an eternal.

[A]

This is true.

[B]

It's not a matter of, like, being new or not. You are in the. Like, Mount Rushmore.

[A]

Well, I will allow for actually eight to be the end of the old seasons only because it's Logo, you know, Al and Bl. Before Logo and after Logo, you know, And I'm from BL. All right, go ahead.

[D]

On what episode of season 13.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[D]

Did the first girl get eliminated?

[A]

13 was. Okay. Who won? 13. 13. Okay. 11 was. You already have it written down.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it's a guess, but it's a. It's a presumption. Four. I wrote three.

[D]

The answer was four. Episode one was the lip sync one where they gathered. They made all the girls lip sync like a chignon.

[A]

Gathered the girl, gathered the gal.

[D]

They made all the girls lip sync episode one, and then episode two and three were the split premieres.

[A]

Getting your space shuttle mama.

[D]

You're going back to Glamtron, not the girls.

[B]

Together. In the first program.

[D]

As of now, December 10, how many drag Race winners are there across all franchises, all stars included?

[A]

Jake, wait. In international.

[D]

International. All franchises.

[A]

That's not a fair question, but I do have an answer.

[B]

Wait, hold on.

[A]

Why you think I want to talk about something? I feel like I hate to be a. Back in my day, but back in my day, when every year, when a girl would win Drag Racer All Stars, the fans would make these big fan edits of all the queens who've won. And it used to be so cunty. When there were, like, 10 of us, it'd be like. And I was. I remember being way at. Way on the right side of the screen. Bitch, I am.

[B]

Allowance paparazzi slowed down late.

[A]

It looks like the periodic. It's the periodic table. I'm up here with the fuck. What is that gold in the top left corner? I'm up here in the fucking top

[B]

left at Au Beryllium.

[A]

I wrote 68.

[B]

I wrote 48.

[D]

The correct answer is 80. So Bob wins that one.

[A]

That's too. That's too many winners, I'm gonna say. You're so chill these days. I'm kind of obsessed with the evolution of, like, Earth Mother Alaska. Okay, do you remember, like, what was your album? Your album that you did with Amethyst?

[B]

Journey.

[A]

Can I just go ahead and say real quick, on a quick pause, I'm gonna say right now, you are the best music girl coming out of Drag Race. I would say your music is the music I've actually listened to the most out of all the girls. You really changed the game when it comes to music. Do you.

[B]

Do you.

[A]

Do you give yourself that credit, or you are. You and your modest era still.

[B]

I appreciate that. And I. And I'm. I'm proud of the music that I put out.

[A]

Yeah, it's so good. I want to see the. I want to see the Alaska Vegas show, like your Vegas residency. Here's my thing. Can I pitch my idea to you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think what's happening is the entire curtain is just a big trash bag.

[B]

Oh, I love that.

[A]

The curtain's actually made out of a trash bag.

[B]

I love this.

[A]

And then you poke your head through the trash bag. The whole curtain drops. It is now your dress. This big trash bag falls down, and you're the dress. And then you hear that. And then your symbol starts to come together, And then it's big blight flash from behind you. You're a silhouette with this giant blonde wig, and you're doing this with your fingers, right? And then you stand on stage in complete silence for almost a minute, and then you go. And the crowd doesn't do anything, and you don't say anything. And then you go. And the crowd doesn't. And then you go, hi. And then the song starts.

[D]

Boom.

[A]

Then the song starts. That's the beginning of the show.

[B]

That's so good.

[A]

Can I direct it?

[B]

Yeah, please. Based on that? Yes, you can.

[A]

All right, what's the next question, Jacob? Sorry.

[D]

How many seasons of Drag race aired in 2025 across all franchises, all stars included? How many what seasons of Drag Race aired internationally in 2025 and this past year?

[A]

And then there's that one. Then that one. Of course that one. Ten.

[B]

Four.

[D]

The answer is eight. So that goes to Bob.

[A]

Four girl.

[D]

The International Girlies Season 17 All Stars 10, Brazil Season 2, France All Stars 1. Salesian Royale, UK 7. Spain. 5. And Canada Season 6.

[A]

When they. Okay, so they're doing the Latino Royale and the Slag Royale. Are you going to join the White Power Hour. When they call you? When you do the White Power,

[B]

the

[A]

Aryan Royale, his screens filmed in Deutschland.

[B]

You know, if they called me, I would do it.

[A]

All right, now we're.

[D]

They are going this. We're done with numbers. I'm going to ask one of you a question. You have an opportunity to get it right. If you get it wrong, it goes to the next person to steal, and then we switch back and.

[A]

Okay, so we're going back and forth. Who's going first?

[D]

Let's rock, paper, scissors.

[A]

Okay, you ready? Undo. It's one, two, three, go. Right? Okay. One, two, three, go.

[D]

One.

[B]

Scissors. Scissors, go.

[A]

All right, you got it.

[D]

Miss Thunderfuck, who did Manila Luzon play during Snatch Game on All Stars 4?

[B]

Barbara Streisand.

[D]

That is correct.

[A]

Do you remember when you were Alaska Thunder Fun for a little while?

[B]

Well, that's still my Venmo.

[A]

Thunder Fun.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

What?

[D]

What.

[A]

What made you switch to Thunder Fun for a hot moment?

[B]

I never officially changed my name to that. I just use that sometimes as like a. Like a family friendly version of it.

[A]

Felt like when Snoop Dogg had an album under a reggae album under the name Snoop Lions.

[B]

He did that.

[A]

He did a reggae album under the name Snoop Lion. Honestly, it is a great album.

[D]

Who did. Who did Valentina play during Snatch Game and All Stars season 4?

[A]

During season 4, I want to say she played Eartha Kitt.

[D]

That is correct. Theree we go, Miss Thunderfuck. In season 17, the queens were introduced on day one, but they were split into two groups for the first challenge. What Was that challenge 17 you said?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Didn't you review it?

[B]

I have no idea what has happened in the world season on that show

[A]

17, which is the most recent season because they're on 18 now.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[A]

The first challenge. And this was won by Anya Nerve. And was it a talent show?

[D]

It was a talent show. That's correct.

[A]

I have a great memory in your.

[B]

You do.

[A]

I really have a really great memory.

[D]

And we're still on Bob because it goes back to Bob on season 10. Who was the first queen to enter the workroom.

[A]

Season 10 was Monet's season, and the first queen to walk into the work room was Age o'.

[B]

Hara.

[A]

You didn't get her steal it?

[D]

I'm sorry.

[B]

I got. I wouldn't have known that information you better than me.

[A]

I'd have been like. And I would have knew.

[B]

Give me the point.

[D]

Give me the point, Miss Thunderfuck. In what river did RuPaul watch a man drown?

[B]

The Hudson River?

[D]

That is correct. All right, Bob.

[A]

The most I can do is. Is send them good vibes.

[D]

What songs did Trinity the Tuck send Charlie Hydes home to?

[A]

Trinity Saint Charlie hides home. Do something, Charlie. It was Britney Spears and it was work bitch.

[D]

That is incorrect, Miss Thunderfuck.

[B]

It was. I wanna go by Britney Spears.

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Chewed me up.

[D]

Miss Thunderfuck, what song did Ra' Jah o' Hara send Scarlet Envy home to?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Scarlet Envy.

[B]

I don't know this information at this time.

[A]

I feel like it was a disco song, and I feel like it was Last Dance.

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

Disco share.

[A]

I do remember the disco. This memory. I was right.

[B]

Now you're.

[D]

You're. Alaska has seven and Bob has eight. You're neck and neck.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[D]

Bob. Season 15's ball celebrated Drag Race's 200th episode. What was the theme?

[A]

Season 15 this season was Samo. No, 15 was. Okay, I have to go from 11. 11 was Evie.

[B]

I can't even do that.

[A]

I just remember that 11. You know why I remember that 11 was Yvie. Because Nina west walks in and goes 11 Jinderi. So that's how I remember that. And she was in season, so I remember that 11 was Yvie.

[B]

12 was like pandemic times.

[A]

So this is Jaida Essence Hall. And then. So now we're at 12. And then Simone. And then after. God. Oh, my God. Now I see why we're. Paul can't remember anyone's names. The ball theme was. I do. I don't even. I don't even have a clue. What Alaska. Can you steal it?

[B]

I don't know, like glitter or gold or something.

[D]

It was the crystal ball.

[A]

The. I. Oh, my God. I. I feel like RuPaul almost can't remember girls names. Seattle. RuPaul calling Jinx Seattle.

[D]

Miss Thunderfuck.

[A]

That's Peak. Something that would happen to Jinx Stronger

[D]

by Britney Spears was an iconic lip sync between Peppermint and Trinity. The tuck. During the finale of season nine, which two queens lip synced to this song on an earlier season?

[A]

Stronger Than Yesterday. Live ain't nothing but my Halloween.

[B]

I don't know. I have no idea. No.

[A]

Loneliness ain't killing me no more. All right, who lip sync to Stronger? I remember Trinity and Pep doing it. And Pep won the lip sync when she did the skirt reveal. And before that. Damn, I don't know either. Who was it?

[D]

Angina and Bebe.

[A]

It was.

[B]

I knew it was early.

[A]

Oh, I remember that now. People used to do some faux pas that would not make it in Drag Race these days, the wig removals.

[D]

All right, invented this next round is

[A]

when you reveal that you have a head.

[D]

We're still doing steals for this next round.

[A]

Stills.

[D]

This is the same. Yeah. Name that drag queen. I'm going to show you a queen from Drag Race and you're going to tell me her name.

[A]

Like just her drag name?

[D]

Yes. Okay.

[A]

And we're doing one at a time.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Who's up first?

[C]

We.

[D]

I think Alaska.

[A]

Who's on first? All right, Alaska. Here we go.

[B]

I wait. Yes, I know her.

[A]

Seattle.

[B]

Seattle. I don't.

[A]

That's. That's Jax. Connecticut.

[B]

Connecticut.

[D]

Bob, who is this?

[A]

That is Puerto Rico. Her name is Candy. Candy. Candy. Her name is Candy.

[B]

Candy ho.

[A]

Candy.

[D]

I'm going to give it to Alaska because she. She.

[B]

For the seal.

[A]

She said she stole it. You're right. She did stole it.

[D]

Ms. Thunderfuck, who is this woman?

[B]

Oh, she is. Can I just tell everyone at home that it's very early in the day. I have not reached peak brain. Like, I literally know who this is. And she has a gorgeous nose.

[A]

Was this her stealing this Orion story?

[B]

That's what I was gonna say after my drag queen.

[D]

Who is this?

[A]

Oh, fuck. Her name is Crystal something. Crystal. She's the one who got sent home as a caveman. The one who said, you my mood mind. Real RuPaul.

[D]

Miss Thunderpock.

[B]

Crystal Envy.

[D]

That is correct.

[C]

Fuck.

[A]

I've given you the first name of these. Okay, I gotta stop doing that. I gotta wait until my full turn.

[D]

Ms. Thunderfuck, who is this?

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I'm not sure that's the current season. She's a hip hop dancer. And her name. That's not Nene Coco. Fuck. What is her name?

[D]

This is Mia Starr.

[A]

Mia Starr. And I love her fucking drag name.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you have a favorite drag name you've heard of all time? Because for me, it's got Mimi.

[B]

I'm first is really good.

[A]

Mimi I'm first is a brilliant name.

[B]

That's a good track.

[A]

My two favorite drag names are probably Miyam for first. Betty, Betty Nice. And Karen from finance.

[B]

So funny.

[A]

Great name. Betty. Betty Nice is a great Cuban queen. Betty, Betty Nice. All right, who's. Who's it on? It's on.

[D]

Alaska. Alaska. Alaska. Who is this queen?

[B]

Oh, she is. Dion.

[A]

That's a Athena Dion. I don't know.

[D]

What is that? What is our studio audience.

[A]

Wake it up, studio. Wake it up.

[B]

I was getting there. I was. I. And I honestly was. I honestly was. We said it at the same time. We can roll the tape back.

[D]

No. And it was her turn. All right, Miss the drag queen. Who is this?

[A]

Her name is. Her name is. Let me get all the way through this. No stealing until I say my thought. Darlene Mitchell.

[D]

Oh, that's correct.

[B]

Which is my other favorite drag name?

[D]

Ms. Thunderbolt.

[B]

Bring back just that human being's name.

[A]

Amanda Brown. Bring that back.

[B]

Darlene Mitchell is your drag. You can choose any fantasy name in the world.

[A]

Susan Williams.

[B]

I love it.

[D]

Ms. Thunderfuck, who is this?

[B]

That, of course, is Discord Adams.

[D]

There it is.

[A]

She gives.

[B]

Who punched some. Who punched RuPaul in the throat and got sent home on episode one and

[D]

missed the drag queen?

[B]

Is that the rumor?

[A]

Apparently. First of all, I want to say that she looked like Megan Thee stallion in this photo. But that is Juicy Love Dion.

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

Better work.

[D]

I think that's it for. Oh, no. Miss. Miss Thunderfuck. Who is this?

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. Well, give me a second. Give me a second. Give me a second. I don't know.

[A]

Mandy Mango.

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

Cooked. Yeah, I was gonna say that. That it was my turn. So.

[D]

So right now we have Alaska at 11 and Bob at 13. This is the final round.

[A]

Oh, there's one more round. Oh, God. Oh, God.

[D]

This is where you can really seize ahead in the competition. I'm going to give you a season of Drag Race and you're going to tell me the elimination order from first to winner. You get a point for everyone you get, but if you get one wrong, that's the end of the line and you're done.

[A]

So you get a point for everyone you get right, and then once you get one wrong, those are all the points you can get.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Can I get season eight?

[D]

Miss Thunderfuck, can you start and can you tell me the elimination order for season eight?

[B]

Oh, no, I can't. Hold on.

[A]

There's no ceiling in this one. I had to get my own season.

[B]

I'm gonna guess that you were on season eight.

[A]

Yes, I was.

[B]

Based on you saying you wanted season eight. That's the only thing I'm going off of. So the first. It was a short season. Drag us, and I have to choose the first person who went home or else I get no points.

[A]

Yeah,

[B]

well, it wasn't.

[D]

Who are you?

[B]

Who are you on your season with? I'm trying to, like, populate the room.

[A]

A lot of New Yorkers, I'll give you that. Four of us, actually, Three.

[B]

Four New York girls.

[A]

Three New Yorkers.

[B]

I mean, I just. I do not know any. Anything. I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Can I say one of my favorite things is when Alaska is disappointed in herself. We were one time filming our great video. Yet another dig and we were.

[B]

We were.

[A]

We were in the desert in a Range Rover doing our makeup, which is

[B]

hard because there's no flat surfaces in a car, and everything is sloped. And so you're just trying to set your. And there's nothing to set anything on.

[A]

So Alaska is doing her makeup in the desert, and then she ever. She's just having a hard time. She's struggling, and she goes. She goes. She's like. I can see it building up. She's sitting right. I'm in the driver's seat. She's in the passenger seat. I can see it, like, building up, and I'm like, oh, God, it's gonna be one of those. One of those things. And then Lass at some point goes, am I even a fucking drag queen? Do I even know how to fucking do drag? I've got a verse in my song where I'm throwing some shade at the fucking queens who didn't win. Who won? And I can't even fucking do my makeup. I'm a fucking fat here. And everyone's outside the car.

[B]

Like, sounds like me.

[A]

And I was locked in the car with. With Alaska going full alien mode.

[D]

All right, do you want to try for anything or you want to pass to Bob?

[A]

You can get one point.

[B]

I do not know.

[D]

That's fair.

[B]

Any of the human beings who are on your season with.

[A]

We offered you coffee, and I didn't

[B]

take it, and that was my fatal mistake.

[D]

Miss the drag Queen, can you give me the elimination order for season five?

[A]

Season five is your season.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. First girl going, oh, my God. It is hard.

[B]

It's hard.

[A]

It's hard. First girl going home on season five. This was the season with you and Jinx and Detox, and I'm trying to figure out was. I'm trying to find out, Was penetration on 6 or was penetration on 5? Because this answer is going to determine whether or not I get any points. Do you know who went home first in the season? You have it locked, unloaded, maybe? Okay, the first girl to go home. No. Yes. Penetration.

[D]

That is correct.

[A]

And then after Penetration went home, I want to say it is Serena Cha Cha.

[D]

That's also correct.

[A]

And then after Serena Chacha goes home, I want to say the next person is Vivian Panay.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

And then after Vivian Panay goes home, I want to say the next person. I feel like it was an upset. Like, after Viva Penne, it was like, what the fuck? After Vivian Panay. Vivian Panay goes home. I want to say it was. I tap out. I'm Going to make a guess so I can stay in the game. I know it wasn't you or Jinx or Detox, obviously. And it wasn't. So it wasn't real. Alaska talks. And it wasn't Jinx because y' all were the top four.

[B]

Was it Monica?

[A]

Well, don't give me the.

[B]

Was it Jade?

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna go with. Was Monica on your season? Monica, Beverly Hills after.

[D]

Wait, did you. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's correct.

[A]

And then. Then Jade?

[D]

No.

[A]

Okay, who's next then?

[D]

Vivian Panay.

[A]

Wait, I already said Vivian Vinay.

[D]

Oh, oh, so then you. Sorry, it was Penny, Serena, Monica.

[A]

Oh, so I got two. Okay, I got two points.

[B]

Now, see, if you would have given me season one.

[A]

Oh, one.

[B]

I could do Porkchop, Tammy, Akasha, Jade, Angina, chanel, Rebecca, Nina, B.B. shangela, Nicole, Paige, Brooks, Mystique, Sonique, Morgan, and Sahara.

[A]

This is like your. This is like the dragon version of Yakko's World. United States of Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti became BBC by Harvard. All right, so based on this, what are our final scores?

[D]

Bob, you have 15 to. Alaska's 11. Before the final round, you were neck and neck with. You were 12 to 11.

[A]

Alaska. I'm gonna be hosting RuPaul's Drag Race because of the.

[B]

Oh, this was the entrance exam. Sarin is in the next room.

[D]

He was.

[B]

Who's got the chops?

[A]

But I would love.

[B]

Who can do the job?

[A]

But I would love to have you on as a guest. As a guest judge.

[B]

I would love that. Thank you.

[A]

You'll be a recurring guest judge and I'm just.

[B]

Sorry, recurring?

[A]

Yeah. Like T.S.

[D]

madison.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So my cabinet does have positions.

[B]

Okay, good. Okay, good. Honestly, that's a better job to have.

[A]

You can be the Secretary of Defense.

[B]

Okay, great.

[A]

Exactly. Y' all can find Alaska over on one of the heads honchos over at Moguls of Media. She is one of the co host and creators of Race Chaser. She does shows, some really, really great shows all around LA more and more these days, which I'm obsessed with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where can they find you? Where can they find you?

[B]

Just go to alaskathunderfuck.com and you can find out where. Where I'm gonna be.

[A]

I love you so much.

[D]

You're.

[A]

You're really. I really think you're an icon, and I really am obsessed with you.

[B]

Same.

[A]

All right, bye, everyone.

[C]

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