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Bob the Drag Queen
Close your eyes.
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Exhale.
Monet X Change
Feel your body relax.
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And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.
Bob the Drag Queen
And breathe. Oh, sorry.
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I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.
Monet X Change
Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts. Hear ye, hear ye. Let thy cheers shake their rafters. Let thy spirit soar to the heavens. Rise now as one. Clap thy palms and make thunderous way for the Empresses of Comedy, the Baronesses of Banter, the Duchesses of Discourse, Bob the Drag Queen, and Monet X.
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Change.
Jacob
Wow.
Monet X Change
Hello.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. First of all, big shout out to Lawrence Chaney. Lawrence Shitty for that amazing intro. The Queen of Scotland.
Monet X Change
She is Queen of Scarlet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Alan could never and would never.
Monet X Change
How y' all feeling tonight? Y' all feeling good? What a cute little intimate show. This is cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sold out. All 12 seats.
Monet X Change
The best seats. Yes. Are you guys enjoying the experience tonight? So dope, right? I live.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, first of all, I want to start out by saying, obviously Monet X changed and I were both on a little TV show called Hoarders. Drag Racers, The Traitors. Different season. They refuse to cast us together.
Monet X Change
I don't like no. On anything on anything except Dungeons and Drag Queens. Yeah, Dungeons and Drag Queens. But, like, no TV show. I'm like, y'.
Jacob
All.
Monet X Change
Y' all are missing out on TV gold. You imagine the siblings in any space professionally together would be ridiculous.
Bob the Drag Queen
But then would anyone else have a moment to breathe out loud?
Monet X Change
That would be sibling rivalry. X detraiters.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, But I did say that years ago, not years ago. That's insane. A year ago, years ago.
Monet X Change
You're old.
Bob the Drag Queen
A year ago, I was like, I want to actually, like, do a weekend where I invite my friends out and we spend a weekend playing the Traitors.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This was okay. Y' all know Bob has a million. A million ideas a minute, right? When you got back from filming Traders, you're like, monet. He was like, I have this idea. I want to invite. And we had one of our invisible friends and celebrities to this mansion in Beverly Hills, and we're gonna do. I'm gonna do my version of the Traitors. And I was like, girl, he's like, monet, listen.
Bob the Drag Queen
But my thing is, I want to do. I want the stakes to be high. So for me, I'm like, once you are eliminated, there is an Uber outside. You have to leave right now. Like, you don't get to stick around and enjoy food and have fun and eat the salmon. No. You have been banished. You have been murdered. You have to leave.
Monet X Change
Okay, but are you hosting it, or do you want to be a contestant?
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't matter. I just want people to leave. I just want someone's visions and souls to be crushed as they are forced to. How did Tara say, you must go up and pack your bags and leave immediately?
Monet X Change
Well, here's the thing, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was like, immediately, like, was anyone ever, like, moseying around like, bitch, can I grab my stuff? God damn. Okay.
Monet X Change
I think we all know Tyra was on one, okay. For the better part of 20 years. Tyra's still on one a little bit. Which. You saw her, Bob is love Tyra Banks. You went to the Abbey to go watch Tyra Banks before For Christmas?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I watched Santa Smize. I did not watch Tyra Banks. I watched Santa Smize perform her hit song, Santa Smize for Smize and Dream, the legendary ice cream shop, which is apparently under some litigation. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. But anyway, so I found out. So first of all, I want to thank Airbnb for Airbnb for helping us do this thing. I found out that through Airbnb, you can actually rent a castle girl.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
In Scotland.
Monet X Change
Yes, you can. Well, Airbnb, they do experiences, and, you know, I love an experience. We might do one. An experience for the summer, for your birthday.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh, I'm not leaving.
Monet X Change
We sent you home.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, bitch, it's my birthday. Well, this summer is my four.
Monet X Change
I know. And this bitch, like, I was like, bob, what do you want to do for your birthday? He's like, monet, I have this idea. He's like, no, Monet. He's like, I just want to be with my friends. I don't want no crazy party. I don't want anything. So you have a very quaint little fun idea you want to do?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, what I want to do is I want to invite a bunch of friends out to a nice, big home that I don't own. I live in a three bedroom apartment, but I would love to rent out, like, a big, big home and have everyone sleep over. We can sing karaoke. I love to do this game called, like, Guess It, Kara.
Jacob
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's not a name for it, but no one ever wants to play it. No one ever wants to play It.
Monet X Change
That's not true. That is not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
Only me and you. No one else plays it. No.
Monet X Change
If you want to play the game,
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob's played it before. Yeah, but basically what you do is you, you, you have the TV to your back, and then one of your friends chooses a karaoke song for you, and then you have to sing it without looking at the words. Yeah, but, you know, people be shy. But a lot of our friends, A lot of our friends are entertainers who don't mind.
Monet X Change
But yeah, half of our friends are all entertainers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shy people.
Monet X Change
Wait, but you have.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your grandma did a really. What song did your grandma do?
Monet X Change
Oh, I forgot. It was Crazy by Py Klein.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was very, very cute.
Monet X Change
But then we have friends that act shy. Like, like Mat's like, guys, I don't do. He's like. No, like. All right, Mato, you were shy.
Bob the Drag Queen
What song did your on sing? Drink Water and Mind My Business. What is it? I Want to Drink Water. And what is the song? Is that it? That's it.
Jacob
Till I'm Old and Gray.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's it called?
Jacob
Till I'm Old and Gray.
Monet X Change
Old and Gray.
Bob the Drag Queen
Till I'm Old. Till I Old and Gray.
Monet X Change
Why do you become Ms. Cleo when he's talking about my family?
Bob the Drag Queen
Till I Old and Botswana. Did I say Botswana? That was.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Why Botswana? That's in Africa.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know where it is.
Jacob
Do you?
Bob the Drag Queen
But people from the Caribbean are allowed to say Botswana.
Monet X Change
We are.
Bob the Drag Queen
We are.
Monet X Change
You're not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm also. People in America can also say Botswana. Just want to say that out loud.
Monet X Change
Loud and clear.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I mean, I, I was saying the main thing. I don't want to plan my birthday.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you don't want to plan it. So I, I, I will. I will.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want breakfast catered in the morning.
Monet X Change
Oh, so now you got demands.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, this is something I've been saying for a long time. I just want breakfast in the morning. And I want there to be sausage, egg and cheese and croissant. For me, that's my favorite breakfast food. Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese on a croissant. Can I ask you a quick question about.
Monet X Change
Bob is the only person that wants nothing to plan his birthday but tell you everything to do for his birthday? Can I plan? So what decisions do I get to make?
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll do it on February 19th. But can I ask you a question real quick? This is totally off topic. Who knew us getting off topic. How do you feel about people mispronouncing food from other places? Like, what if it's just your accent.
Monet X Change
Give me an example.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna say croissant.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
No one expects that. I'm not gonna say croissant.
Monet X Change
Yeah, no one's supposed to say croissant. We don't expect that. But there are some things. Like if you are at a very fancy Italian restaurant, like the Olive Garden, I would expect that you say bruschetta, not bruschetta.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. It's not brusque. I don't think it's bruschetta. But I think that. Yeah. Cause you did stop what you just said a second ago. Like, like, I will say there's one exception, which is not really the proper pronunciation. But like, you can't say quesadilla. Yeah, that's crazy because most Americans or most English speaking countries say quesadilla also. I mean, but if you're like, yeah, can I get taco? But if you don't. But like, if you don't speak Spanish or if that's not how you say taco, you can just say taco.
Monet X Change
I will say I am bothered by people from Los Angeles, and I don't know if any who do this. When they say Los Angeles. Los Feliz. It is feliz.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that's not how they pronounce it here.
Monet X Change
That is. It is how you pronounce it.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, they say los Fe. Like, for example, I am from Columbus, Georgia, and there's a street called Buav Vista. Everyone in Columbus, Georgia calls it Bua Vista. It's Bu Vista Boulevard. Now, of course, it's Bu Visa Boulevard, but everyone just says everyone in Columbus, Georgia says Bu Vista Boulevard.
Monet X Change
It's Georgia. The reading comprehension is like a 30%. What are you talking about? New York. We looked this up on the podcast. New York City's at 92%.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm talking about you
Monet X Change
at 92% for New York City. So try it. See, look at how aggressive you are. This is why you got kicked out the train.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look very aggressive. And look how passive you are. That's why you got murdered. Yeah, gathered. Also, Monet's very mad because I don't know if you guys can tell I have a hairline now.
Monet X Change
Okay, okay, okay. First of all, these are concepts of her hairline. Okay, Girl, let a strong breeze come through. You're gonna be bald headed again.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey. Let me blink on another. You'll be where you are. Okay, but this is. I'm four months. Four ish months post op.
Monet X Change
No. I'm shocked. I feel like you might be influencing Me? Should I do it too?
Bob the Drag Queen
You'll need a couple of.
Monet X Change
You see, why do you have to have so much vitriol in your heart? I'm trying to be nice and sweet in front of all of our invited guests here and you are being so shady.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, no, but you also. You don't want to do the work, which is a lot of work. You're not a lazy person, so just do you.
Monet X Change
But like, knowing I would have to do this every day. Like take the minoxidil and do the massages and do the microneedling, it seems. Massages.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're adding stuff. You rub an ointment, you rub a
Monet X Change
medicine on your head and rubbing is massaging.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shut the fuck up. I know monation when I hear it. Drink water and mind your business. No, you put the Minoxid on every day. You have to shampoo your hair or your scalp every day. And then you. I do a red light therapy.
Monet X Change
She on Broadway, honey. She on the trainer. She doing Garnier Fructis commercials.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's at red light therapy, girl. I'm trying to not be on Baldwin is what I'm trying to do, girl. So I put like a little helmet on at night and I play, and I play. I play League of Legends.
Monet X Change
And wait, so wait, you've been in New York for the past, what, month and a half?
Bob the Drag Queen
Since January 3rd.
Monet X Change
And do you like being back in the city with. Oh, y' all have. Y' all have had like three blizzards. Two blizzards. Two blizzard. Two blizzards in New York?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
How is it being back in the cold city?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't go out, so I don't really be doing stuff. So I'm really just at home and at the theater. So I'm not doing a ton. I'm not going. I don't go to the park. I don't go, you know, I don't like going to restaurants.
Monet X Change
What do you like doing, Bob?
Bob the Drag Queen
I love being home. You know, I love being home. I'll go to my friends homes. But New Yorkers don't go to each other's homes.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Because they're all so small.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I guess I forgot about that too, because I invited some of the actors to my. To my apartment. They were like, what? And I was like, no. I was like, yeah, you want to come over? They were like, well, because, like, the thing is, in New York City. Anyone here from New York City? Okay, I'm about to be like, I'm from, you know, Albany but you will know someone for literally over a decade, and you will never, ever see the inside of their home. Like, ever. Not once. It's just part of being a New Yorker. But I. I do love about living in la.
Jacob
Al.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would not call myself an. An Angelino or. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say. I'm.
Monet X Change
I'm. I don't. What. I've been here for five years now. I wouldn't call myself an Angelino yet. I will say moving since moving to Los Angeles. And again, I'm a born and raised in New York. I live in New York. I do say. Say my quality of life is better here in Los Angeles. I do. And I love New York.
Jacob
I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. Are ripping you up right now.
Monet X Change
I know I go back down with the comment, but, I mean, I'm in New York like once, at least once every two months, so I get my New York fix. So I feel confident in saying that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say I like going to people's houses. I don't like. I used to love having people.
Monet X Change
And you like sending people to my house.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, with your consent and permission. No, that is not true.
Monet X Change
Do not lie. Do not lie.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never seen anyone in your house without permission.
Monet X Change
You are such a liar.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never seen someone in your house in New York without your permission.
Monet X Change
Yes, that is you.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that was to prove a point. And I'm gonna tell you why I think I've mentioned the podcast before. Years ago, my friend Taylor bought Patrick Monet's assistant to my home without telling me.
Monet X Change
Patty's not my assistant. Patty's now my chief overall officer at Monet Exchange Industries.
Bob the Drag Queen
That sounds very Trumpian. Well, the chief executive finance officer came to my apartment and did not. He didn't tell me. So Taylor was like, it was years
Monet X Change
ago, before they were acquainted. This was like maybe like I never met Patrick 10 years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Taylor was like, oh, my friend Patrick's here. He's in the stairway. Can he come in? I was like, no, he can't come in. And he was like, what? He was like, what are you. What is he gonna do? I said, he gonna. He gonna wait outside until we leave. And he was like, are you cold, yo? It was like negative 3 degrees outside the cold. He was in the stairwell, but it was cold. It was not cold.
Monet X Change
Bad circulation.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. They're building. If you know anyone, New York City departments, when it's winter, they are hot. You are in a furnace because you can't control the heat. So Patty sat in the stairwell for 30 minutes, but while we.
Monet X Change
45.
Bob the Drag Queen
While we got rid of Lee, it probably was 45 minutes. And then Monet was like, I don't see the big issue. I said, you can't just bring someone to your house unannounced. You cannot bring a person to someone else's house unannounced. Right.
Monet X Change
That if they do, are y' all gonna make them sit outside?
Bob the Drag Queen
Right. Like a lot of folks saying, yes.
Monet X Change
For example, if Bob brought someone to my house, I would assume that the person Bob is bringing is someone that's not gonna ransack my home and destroy my home. I'd be like, okay, don't do that again. But they can come inside.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't about ransacking. I was. I was not dressed. We were getting ready to go somewhere. I was getting changed into drag. My apartment was messy. I'm not a tidy person. And I had a really, really, really small New York City apartment, so it was a lot of room in there.
Monet X Change
Being generous.
Bob the Drag Queen
The apartment was messy. I was like, in my underwear. And I was like, he's waiting outside. I don't know him. He's waiting outside. So then when I was like, what's the big issue? I don't see the problem. So then I said, oh. I said, so you're telling me if I bought someone your house without telling you, you wouldn't care? When I was like, I wouldn't care.
Monet X Change
And I said, noted, escalating.
Bob the Drag Queen
So then I brought someone to Monet's house. I didn't tell her. And then I will say so.
Monet X Change
Okay, no, you see? Don't brush over my details, bitch. So I had got the call for Drag Race, and obviously I told Bob, you're on the NDA. You can't tell anyone. Literally called Bob immediately after, I got another phone call, and Bob was like, okay, I'm gonna come over. We're gonna talk through some stuff. And I was like, okay. And then. So Bob comes to my house, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
I open the door, and I see Bob the drag queen. He goes, I brought someone else over with me. Behind him is Vivacious from season five, six of Rupert. I never met Vivacious. I don't know. Vivacious.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I knew her. I vouched for her. It's not a problem. What's the problem?
Monet X Change
Okay, it wasn't. It was a problem. It was like you. You were retaliating and escalating a situation from, like, 10 years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did it with. I. I cleared it with you. You said it was a door. No, I, I cleared. I said, so if I brought someone to your house without telling you, it wouldn't be a problem. When they said that would not be a problem, I said, noted. Did I not clear it? I cleared it up. I cleared it up.
Monet X Change
Don't clap for that. Anyway, so we're both wearing iconic looks from our traitors. Well, mine's my thing, but okay, I'll talk about mine.
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Talk about yours.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought you were murdered in the corset.
Monet X Change
No, I was murdered in this. Well, I call it murdered when you show up the next morning like, this is what I read my murder letter that I. That the traitors murdered.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. I thought you were.
Monet X Change
I don't know why I thought you were in a corset. Yeah, I wore this outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
The corset looks really cute.
Monet X Change
And of course the look was really cute. So, Pearl. So fun fact, are y' all RuPaul Drag Race fans? Yeah, Pearl from season seven made a bunch of the outfits I wore on traders. Like the corsets and stuff. Yeah. Like right before I left. And I had some really dope ones I didn't get to wear cause I was murdered. But Pearl is such not laughing at my murder. It's crazy. Laughing at my murder is crazy. So Pearl didn't make this. This is a vintage blazer that my stylist, Taylor, we got a bunch of brooches to put on it and these pants that a designer in la, his name is Howie B. Made these pants. We needed some Gucci loafers. But what, What? What are you looking at?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's my brooch.
Monet X Change
What's your brooch?
Bob the Drag Queen
The face. That is my brooch.
Monet X Change
That is not your brooch.
Bob the Drag Queen
The face is my brooch. Taylor, you didn't buy that Taylor gave you that brooch, did he? Yes, Taylor got. That is my brooch. That's. I just realized that is my brooch. That's crazy.
Monet X Change
Show me the receipt.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is my brooch. I'm screaming right now.
Monet X Change
How do we know that's true?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what? I know the truth and that's all that matters.
Monet X Change
But yeah, so I always say, when you getting murdered in traitors, it sucks so hard because at least when you get banished, bitch, you can fight for your life.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can.
Monet X Change
With every last breath of your body. You can go out fighting. When you get murdered, you just. You think, woo, I'm gonna have a fun little day. I'm gonna go into the breakfast, get some hard ass cold eggs, eat some salmon, and live my Life. And then you find out you're murdered. It really sucks.
Bob the Drag Queen
What y' all don't know too is that sometimes you don't know you're murdered until you're trying to walk in. I don'. They did it. But like, there were times where you'd be like, they would get like a couple. You'd walk in a few at a time and then you would go to walk and you'd be at the back. And as. As you're walking in, there's like four of you walking in. They'll grab the last one and be
Monet X Change
like, come this way. That's what it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you don't know until you pass the door and you're literally like, I thought they were behind me.
Monet X Change
You wake up that morning, you get dressed, you think you're going to have a normal day in the castle. And as your group is walking in, they. You walk in, you feel like fucking. Like a lurch is on your shoulder, like, and they pull you, like, not you. And then that's when you find out you get murdered.
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't that crazy? It sucks. It sucks, like right over your shoulder. Cause you're all walking in, you're like, woo, woo. And then you look back because there's supposed to be someone behind you. No, no.
Monet X Change
That tells us about your look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. So this look, it was designed by both Rob Bryant and Diego Montoya from Diego Montoya Studios. This was my interest look for season three of the Traitors. I really wanted to be subtle. I didn't want to call a lot of attention to myself. I wanted to fly under the radar. So I made sure I wore something one, one color, monochromatic. I thought to myself, I'll blend into the sky. No, obviously I wanted a lot of attention, which probably is not the smartest thing to do on the trainers, but I actually had a lot of trust on the traitors. I actually don't think that my. Excuse me, my loud game. Can I tell you right now, there are times on Broadway when I have to burp and I'm just in the middle of a scene. Like, I would be talking to someone. I'll be in someone's face and I'll be like, I have to burp in your face. I'm so sorry, girl.
Monet X Change
Opera singers do it all the time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just bur people's. Anyway, sorry, back to what I was saying. I actually don't think that my loud gameplay was what got me. It was. It was me just randomly being like one of the cage boys.
Monet X Change
That's what I'M saying, so. So y', all, it be the. The subtlest in the.
Bob the Drag Queen
You.
Monet X Change
The something you think is so inconsequential can be doing. Bob just said that about the thing about Boston Rob so flippantly, and that got him banished me. And I was in the. In. In.
Bob the Drag Queen
In the.
Monet X Change
In the challenge in a mission with Candace, and I thought 100% Candace was my ally. People say, well, you can't trust anyone, y'. All. You have to trust somebody. Otherwise, you're playing the game by yourself. So you gotta lean on someone. And from the. From the time the game started, when we got out those Land Rovers and we saw everyone, I said to myself,
Bob the Drag Queen
which, they're much nicer cars than our season.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, honey. Because the budget went up, apparently.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Monet X Change
Next day, they gonna meet them cybertrucks. I mean, I. You are such a cut. Anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were so proud of it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So when we got out after Allen chose the traitors that first night, I was like, okay. I was like, I'm just gonna go off of guts and vibes. I felt like. Portia Colton, did you. I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you vote against her?
Monet X Change
I did not vote against her. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Portia. Port. Did Portia dirty?
Monet X Change
Yeah, we did. They did Portia dirty. Portia Colton. Candace, Jam. Jam. And Natalie. I was like, I don't know what it is. I said, I feel these five people are faithfuls, and I'm gonna ride with them, and I'm gonna make alliances with that five group of people. And I was right about all of them except Candace.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, when I got there, my initial response was like, I feel like before we were even selected, before I even knew, should I say, I was like, I have something I want to be with. Danielle Reyes. Like, I love her. She is gonna be my number one. She'll be my ride or die. And luckily, we were on the same team, so it ended up working out. But we were on the lock, like, floating together on a thing. And I remember she was telling me how much she couldn't stand Britney and how Brittany did her dirty in other games. Brittany was from Big Brother. Brittany's the. Brittany's the one who. She was the recruited traitor on season three.
Monet X Change
Oh, got. I got it, got it, got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I remember thinking to myself, I didn't say to her because I didn't know she was a traitor. And she know I was a traitor at the time. And I was like, well, honey, Brittany won't wake up in the morning. Cause I'm gonna kill that bitch. How dare she be doing anything.
Monet X Change
You said that?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, in my head.
Monet X Change
Oh. I was like, that was a bold statement.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say. I was like, well, I'm gonna kill Britney tonight. But then I found out she's into her, and she's like, no, don't kill her. They'll think it's me.
Monet X Change
I did feel strong about Portia before because. Just because I'm a big Housewives of Atlanta fan.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, feel strong that she was a traitor?
Monet X Change
No, that I wanted to work with her. I don't care if Portia. I don't care what Portia did. I was like, I want to be friends with this bitch. Also, just her ass in person is so impressive. The only one that rivals mine. I was like, this is crazy. So I just loved her. And then Candace. So a little inside tea. So after the Portia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are we whispering?
Monet X Change
I don't know. Is she here just in case Allen is lurking around, you know? No. So after the Portia banishment, and this is what Candace tricked me to. Because Candace was so gung ho after Portia got banished, she was like, I just knew she was a faithful. I can't believe we did. Like, she was like. I was like, yeah, bitch, me too. I was like, that is so convincing. And then me and her, we go to the bar.
Bob the Drag Queen
Of course she knew. She knows that everyone's a violationist.
Monet X Change
We go to the bar. It was just me and her. And I was like, candace, look. I was like, I don't know if you're faithful. I don't know if you're a traitor. You don't know if I'm a faithful. You don't know if I'm a traitor. But I'll tell you this. I was like, regard. If I'm a traitor, I will never say your name in a turret. And if I'm a faithful, I will never say your name at the round table, and I will fight for you in the castle. And I'm just asking for the same thing from you. And she was like, I got you.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be fair, she didn't say her name of the tour. She said on the way up, no playing. I mean, there were people that I really liked. Like, I actually really like Jeremy.
Monet X Change
Oh, Jeremy from Survivor.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But he said the wrong thing. He said Danielle's name. And I was like, it's a rap.
Monet X Change
Did you tell Danielle that? He said her name immediately?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I'm telling. That was my thing. I said on the. I said, I'm telling.
Monet X Change
So you Were so faithful to your traitors.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, yes. Well, Danielle.
Monet X Change
But not Karen. Karen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Carol. I would.
Monet X Change
Carolyn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would have turned on Carolyn.
Monet X Change
But not on Danielle.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I wouldn't turn on.
Monet X Change
Would you have turned on Rob?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure. 100.
Monet X Change
Danielle is the only one that you would not turn on.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would not have turned on her.
Monet X Change
But she turned on you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, yeah. She voted against. I don't hold it against her. Be honest. She had to protect her game. I actually, I want to go ahead and say something too. Maybe I'll do a YouTube video with this one day. I'm going to go ahead and say out loud, right? Yeah, get louder. Daniel Reyes is legit one of the best traders to ever play the game. She actually genuinely is there. And then this weird thing. Alan was like the dog. The puppy. Which is calling her the puppy. Is the puppy girl on what Happens Live. He was like, the girl was like a puppy. I was like, why a puppy?
Monet X Change
Did she do something puppy? Like.
Jacob
I do.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do not know why he said she was like. I honestly cannot figure out his reasoning behind saying she was like a puppy. I don't get it. It doesn't make sense to me. I do. Maybe because she was crying one time on the floor and shaking. Is that a puppy thing? Do puppies? I don't know. Whatever. But she, I think she is the third lasting, longest straight, longest lasting trader behind Sari Rob. I think that's just it.
Monet X Change
Well, on the us, on the US the traders be killing it. On the uk, the UK traders, they're unmatched. They're so good. Harry. One of the greatest ever do it. But I, but I agree, you know, people say that Rob is. I was like, if people saying Rob, they clearly did not watch season one. The way Serie feels Serene feels was so good. She made a traitor quit at the end. He was like, you know what? I just, I just. I just bow out. He's like. He's like, I just. I don't want to do this anymore. Like, that's how good Cere was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sheree also, I, I have to go back and watch. But I'm pretty sure she never ever once got her name down.
Monet X Change
Not once. They did not say her name one single time.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think it's a little bit of a couple of things because I noticed this with RuPaul's Drag Race, right? A queen will come on and she'll dance or she'll do comedy or she'll give looks and they'll be like, this is the best dancer who's Ever been on Drag Race? Because the other ones are just so far behind, so it happened so long ago.
Monet X Change
Say their names.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, they'll say, like, Juicy Love Dion is the best. Is the best dancer to ever be on Drag Race, but they forget how many great dancers have been on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Do you think Alyssa Edwards is a better dancer than Juicy Love Dion?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably not. Maybe not. I think she's probably a better choreographer, for sure, because that's kind of her bread and butter. But I would say Kennedy Davenport is an amazing dancer. Chi Chi Davaine is an absolutely amazing.
Monet X Change
Davenport is a better dancer that Juicy Love Dion, who. Kennedy Davenport is a better dancer. Deuce of the yacht, probably.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. In my opinion, Denali was an amazing dancer. There have been a lot. And I think that people are just kind of like, forgetting because you felt it's something. Boston Rob said to me that during our podcast, which you can check out the Traders official podcast, was if you're at the round table or if you're at. If you're at a council, what they call them?
Monet X Change
Survivor Council, Tribal Council.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tribal Council. If you can time it, where the last. That you get the last word, that will be the most prevalent thing in their mind. So what Boston Rob did with me was he let everyone go on and on about Nikki and someone else. It was between Nikki and someone else. They was going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And then he waited to the very last minute. He was like, actually, it's Bob the Drag Queen. They have now completely forgotten everything they said about Nikki and whoever else. It was. None of that mattered anymore because now became me yelling at him and screaming at everyone and going off on everyone. And that was all that was stuck in their mind, even though no one had thought of me before. Only vote I got before that was from Dylan. No one else voted for me up until Boston Rob did that. But he waited until the very last second to say this, because if you go first, then you're gonna have the most distance between you and time to vote.
Monet X Change
Which, by the way, everyone is always scared to speak first.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said the rooster, baby. I was always be like, well, of course it's been always. What's the line from Clue? Well, someone's got to go first, of course. It's always my duty, and my husband does. Oh, the tea. The soup is delicious.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we all go into that. We all go into the round table and they play the music. You sit there and it's always like.
Bob the Drag Queen
The magnification cybertrucks Nicki, this is crazy.
Monet X Change
The entire room is on the edge of the seat. Like, who is gonna open their mouth first and speak? It's so the show. I say this. I've said this in so many interviews. But Traders, the production of Traders, they are so great about creating this world. Like, I'm telling you. Cause I was watching the show and be like, these people are so dramatic, y'. All. Ain't nobody really dying. No one's really banishing. Everyone needs to calm down. When you get there, you feel like niggas is dying. For real. You feel like this shit you like. They care so much about the integrity of the game that you really feel like you're in this real immersive thing where this shit is happening for real. Did you feel like that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. To quote a scream. This is a scream.
Monet X Change
It really is. And I love that. And that's a scream.
Bob the Drag Queen
Scary movie.
Monet X Change
Scary movie. That's why I love the show so much, because, like, they make you. Cause Bob and I, we play these strategy games at home all the time. We play Secret Hitler. We play Werewolf. We play Mafia. All these games, and you're playing, like a really expensive, multi million dollar version of that game. Like it was dope.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to talk about our games we play.
Monet X Change
Okay, tell me.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think the ones we play most are Mafia and Secret Hitler. We play these games a lot. And I. Something that I. That usually happens when me and Monet play. First of all, Monet just feels like she is. You already know because it's true. And Jacob can vouch for this.
Monet X Change
You say it every time, and it's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is true. Jacob can vouch for this.
Monet X Change
He's your boyfriend. He's on your payroll.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean Jacob's on your payroll?
Monet X Change
You too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob works for Sibling Rivalry, and he
Monet X Change
worked for Bob the Drag Queen for a long time, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob does not work for Bob. I have never paid Jacob out of Bob the Drag Queen. Jacob gets paid from sibling rivalry, honey. But when we sit down, I'm like, hey, guys, before we start the game, I just want you all to know, before anyone has assigned their roles, Monet is going to say, I'm bad. I was going, you know, right now Monet's going to accuse me. That's going to happen.
Monet X Change
But that's about your nature.
Bob the Drag Queen
We've not been assigned anything right now, but I assure you all, before the game starts, Monet is going to call me bad. And then the game starts, and then Monet's like, bob's bad. I know it. Bob's bad.
Monet X Change
That's not true. There's a whole stream version of us playing Blood on the Clock Tower, which Bob says this exact same spiel to try to sway the entire everyone else playing, and I did not do it. And you were bad. So now what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Mind you, I say this before we have a side. I don't look at my card and go, ha, ha ha. Here's my plan. I'm like, y', all, don't let Monet sway you.
Monet X Change
Anyways, so my strategy for traitors was, what I wanted to do was I wanted to get alliances inside and outside. Like, I wanted, Like, I wanted to. Like, if I felt someone was a traitor, I was gonna befriend them and be. And, like, be cool with them. Which they didn't really show it again. We filmed for so many hours of the day. It was only a one hour show. You can only fit so much in there. But, like, when we did the last one before I got murdered, the thing with the spears, when Tiffany goes mari.
Bob the Drag Queen
That mission she ate with that song, she did.
Monet X Change
She ate me up. Lisa was having a hard time finding a group. That's why when we were all, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
scrambling, I didn't scream her name. Because you didn't heard. Why did she scream her name again?
Monet X Change
Because you did her. Because I had did her before.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why'd you do her?
Monet X Change
You know, I was like, I'm gonna play, like, chill. But it's so hard. I'm like. I assumed a leadership role in our group. I was like, guys, I'll take the spare. I'll do it. Everyone's like, I know what it is. I was like, give me the fucking spare.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why'd you choose Tiffany of all people?
Monet X Change
I asked the group. I was like, guys, who are we gonna do? Are we gonna do Michael or Tiffany? What do you guys want to do? And Lisa.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you chose Tiffany over Michael?
Monet X Change
No, Lisa. Lisa said. Lisa said, do Tiffany. Do Tiffany. I was like, okay. I was like, tiffany, Y'. All. Tiffany. Everyone's like, yeah. And then I want to do it. And then Tiffany walks up. She was like, oh, hell no. Who the fuck? Spare box. She's like, ah, we gonna put a spare one of them bitches duress. And then anyway, so.
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Monet X Change
So Lisa. No one was like, Lisa was having a hard time finding a group, and I had to spit Shepherd. I was like, you know what? Let me keep this bitch closer than Father Owen. You know what I mean? Her and those fucking lips, you know what I mean? So I was like, lisa, come over here. And I had her on our team. Cause I was like, let me keep Ellipsa. Ellipsa. I was like, let me keep her closer. And then, you know, it ended up being my undoing also.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, I mean, the game, y', all, I'm telling you, the game is hard to play. I don't care how easy it is at home. You're watching that.
Monet X Change
You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were playing the game with all the answers. You're doing a test with the answer
Monet X Change
right in front of you. Except the secret traitor, which this season, all over threads and Twitter, people like, I think it's jam. Jam. I think it's this. People had no idea until it was reveal. I'm like, y', all, that's how hard it is when you're there. Like, even when y' all had the chance to figure out who a traitor was, they'll have to answer. No one could figure it out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you there when Donna got banished?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why did y' all think it was Donna? Because.
Monet X Change
Okay, so I rode up to the castle with Donna. It was Donna, Lisa, Rinna, Rob C. And myself going up to the castle. And then in the car. Can I tell y', all, I had no idea who Donna Kelce was? I don't know this lady. But then Rob had said something about. Rob was talking to her. He was like, you know, with Taylor and, like, your son. And then I was like, taylor. So I was like, who is this lady? Who is this old white lady in here? And I was like, oh, I think this is Taylor Swift, future mama in law. And I was like, oh, Donna, Kelsey. Got it, got it, got it. And then. So in the car, is she tall? Donna's pretty tall. We're like, the same height.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
She got some big kids.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. But Donna going up to the castle, Donna was. She was talking our ears off about housewives, about traitors, about, like, she was like. She would not stop talking after that first night. The next day in the castle, after Allen chose a secret trader, she was in a corner like, Tiffany Pollard,
Bob the Drag Queen
sunglasses
Monet X Change
on, not talking to anyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl sitting alone in the vip, literally.
Monet X Change
So that I was like. We all noticed it how she was so quiet. Like, she just, like. It just changed how, like, her personality, because I think the weight of it was hard for her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have some ideas for traders. What that I think could make it interesting. I think. Here's an idea. When Allen walks around, he only picks one trader, and then that trader gets to pick two people to join them in the tour.
Monet X Change
That's A good one.
Bob the Drag Queen
That could be really interesting, because then you actually are working with people that you want to work with. If I got to choose my traders,
Monet X Change
who would you have chosen?
Bob the Drag Queen
From my season, I would have chosen Tony Vlachos, and I would have chosen. I would have told Shoney because I think he'd be easy to throw under the bus because no one trusted him. People were like, I didn't. I don't watch. You know, I didn't watch Survivor.
Monet X Change
Tony had a spy shack on Survivor.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone was like, do not talk to Tony. Don't look him in the eye. Don't go to a. Do. Never speak to him. We're like, you can trust anyone before you trust. They were like, talk to the cops before you talk to Tony Vlog.
Monet X Change
He's a cop.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it was a firefighter. Yeah, he's a cop.
Monet X Change
Yeah, he's a cop.
Bob the Drag Queen
We had two cops.
Monet X Change
That lady, Eric Derek.
Bob the Drag Queen
Derek from Big Brother is a detective.
Monet X Change
Is he?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And Tony.
Monet X Change
And then we had a firefighter, Jeremy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jeremy.
Monet X Change
Jeremy's so hot, by the way.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have no idea.
Monet X Change
I would suck. Jeremy is way hotter right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, Jeremy is. Jeremy's attractive on tv, but in person, he is. I'm sure he was easily the hottest person in that castle in both seasons
Monet X Change
of Survivor he was on. I was like, this man is so hot. Jeremy is delicious.
Bob the Drag Queen
He has a gay twin brother.
Monet X Change
Is it. Does he. Does he look like him?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. No, they're not identical.
Monet X Change
Pass.
Bob the Drag Queen
But he does have. He does have a gay twin brother.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, but who would you have chosen if you were. If you were.
Monet X Change
If I got chosen to trade, which, by the way, I'm telling y', all, I. You know, I'm grateful that I was just on the show. When Allen is choosing Traders and he's going around the table, first of all, he goes around easily 47,000 times.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, I'm telling you, he's closing the circle.
Monet X Change
Every time he goes around, he's sitting there like, oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. And, like, so every time I butthole a clench, I wanted the seat, girl. I was like, I'm gonna eat the seat up by the time we're done.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's disgusting. It was intense. It's a wet spot in the seat when you get up a snail trail.
Monet X Change
That's how I do every time. I was like, oh, that's my seat right there. So he didn't choose me. And I just feel like I just. My heart just vibrates. A traitor. Y' all know I am the guest, like, queen of America. I would have lied my way through that turret, through that castle anyway. I would have chosen myself. I would have.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think he could have beat Rob?
Monet X Change
Beat Rob because he would roush.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because he would have turned on you?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would have definitely. I would have turned on you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Rob would have turned on you. I would have turned Rob, turned on every Rob, voted out every single traitor you can. The fact that Eric thought he was about to go to the finale.
Monet X Change
Well, Eric. Magic ears. He just. Eric ears.
Bob the Drag Queen
Magic ears. And what was it? The magic ears. And the handwriting expert.
Monet X Change
The handwriting expert.
Bob the Drag Queen
The handwriting expert with magic ears.
Monet X Change
The fucking notoriety or extraordinaire.
Bob the Drag Queen
Eric is cute, right?
Monet X Change
He is cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Eric is high. There was never a conversation being had.
Monet X Change
I mean, I think he's cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think he's hot.
Monet X Change
Cute and hot are different things.
Bob the Drag Queen
Smash.
Monet X Change
I think Eric is cute, not hot. Smash. Okay. If so, I would have chosen Portia. I would have chosen. That would have been a bad cause.
Bob the Drag Queen
She got banished immediately.
Monet X Change
No, but she wished that would be good. She wouldn't go far. You know what I mean? Portia? I would have chose. People underestimate him. He was really good. His seasons at big brother. He didn't get a chance to play. I would have chosen Ian as a trader. I think he would have killed it. And I would have chosen Adoles.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not gonna lie to you. When they were union, came around and he popped, I said, who the fuck is that? I literally forgot. I was like, who? I was literally like, who is that?
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he tiny? He looks tiny.
Monet X Change
He wasn't there long enough. And I was there long. He was there even longer.
Jacob
Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, I mean. But you really think you could have beat Rob because Rob has had. Rob had everyone's love.
Monet X Change
I did. Well, you know what people say?
Bob the Drag Queen
He had your fucking love.
Monet X Change
Well, that's a girl I was in a castle with. There wasn't any. Who else? I needed eye candy or something. No, Eric is too small for me. Rob is taller than me. He's bigger than me.
Bob the Drag Queen
How tall is Rob?
Monet X Change
Rob is like 6:1 and I'm a dainty 5. 10, 3/4, so. And Colt's a married girl. I mean, I needed to rub on something. You know,
Bob the Drag Queen
I found the salmon. Well, you know.
Monet X Change
Okay, this is a conversation about biases, because here's my thing, right? So, like, do you think bias has a place in the term? Like, is that informing decisions at the round Table, do you think?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I do think so. First of all, I naturally have a bias against really pretty people. Like, you're irritating. Something about seeing a really pretty person that everyone likes. It makes me not like you.
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You.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm like, I'm gonna get rid of you. Because that. Because what you got going on is pissing me off. I'm not smitten. I don't think straight guys are hot. You gotta go because you. You're distracting everyone. No one can think straight. You gotta get out of here. This was me versus Dylan. I was like this pretty boy. I can't stand this pretty boy. He's irritating me, and he's driving me crazy.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean?
Jacob
Did you.
Monet X Change
Did you ever try to vote Dylan out? No. Did you?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. No. I mean, I don't think I could convince anyone that Dylan was a traitor, but I did think I could. Which I did do successfully three episodes in a row, was convince me that Dylan was very misguided, that he didn't know what he was saying, that Dylan was full of misinformation. So I did convince them for three episodes that Dylan was like. He's just so off base. Which, for the most part, he was.
Monet X Change
For the most part, he was. Yeah. Dylan had pretty privileged your season. Who else had pretty privilege?
Bob the Drag Queen
Me, Dorinda. I had pretty privilege my whole season. No, I had charming privilege. I was very charming. I won a lot of people over. I was so irritated that y' all fucking gave Dorinda a standing ovation. I'm sorry.
Monet X Change
The standing ovation really giggled Dorinda.
Bob the Drag Queen
It irritated me. Why this thing? No, because.
Monet X Change
Okay, here's my thing. So before we left, Bob was. Before I left, Bob was like, monet, you have to do me one solid. I was like, what? He's like, monet, you have to get Dorinda either if you're a traitor, murder her or get her banished. The first roundtable, please do one thing. And then I met Dorinda. And y', all, she just a sweet old lady. She's a nice. She's a very nice lady.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it's Donna Kelce, but y' all voted her out. Dunny Kelce is sweeter and older. Y' all still voted her out.
Monet X Change
I think they're the same age.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, actually, no, Donna.
Monet X Change
Donna is 77.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dorinda is not in her 70s.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, how old is Dorinda is? Absolutely. You think Dorinda Medley is in her 70s? She does not look like she's 70.
Monet X Change
Like a good 70. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dorinda Medley does not look. How old is Darinda Medley?
Jacob
Dorinda Medley is 60.
Bob the Drag Queen
11 years old.
Monet X Change
10.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dorinda Medley. You think Dorinda Medley is 70 years old?
Monet X Change
My concept of, like, age gets, like,
Jacob
Donna Kelsey is 70. 72. Not 77.
Monet X Change
Oh, 72.
Bob the Drag Queen
They are not the same age, Monet. Not even. Literally, not even close. Can we play a quick game? I'm gonna name someone from your cast. You have to tell me how old you think they are.
Monet X Change
Okay, I can do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
How old is Portia?
Monet X Change
Porsha Williams is 37.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, don't help.
Monet X Change
37.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm guess that Porsha Williams is 43.
Monet X Change
43.
Bob the Drag Queen
43 years old.
Monet X Change
You looked it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not look it up.
Monet X Change
In Atlanta.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. Okay, yeah. Cause we have billboards with Portia Williams birthdate.
Monet X Change
Portia's 43.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, how long ago? You think Portia Williams is younger than me?
Monet X Change
Yes. Yes. A resounding yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
That doesn't even make sense. She was on TV when I was so young.
Monet X Change
But, like, housewives sometimes start when they're, like, 19. That was, like, what, 20?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Atlanta housewife has started at 19.
Monet X Change
Okay, 22. Portia was young her first season. She was very young.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she was older than me. Just to clear it up, how old do you think Colton is?
Monet X Change
Colton is. I know Colton is 34.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gonna say 34. 35.
Jacob
He's 30. He was 33 at the time of filming, so he's 34 now.
Monet X Change
He's 34 now.
Jacob
Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
So don't try to get. Don't try to fuck up my answer, Jacob. At the time of. Now we're adding the time of filming as a caveat. You see, Y' all see how they. Y' all see how they stack the chips against me?
Bob the Drag Queen
The question.
Monet X Change
How they stack the chips Again, the
Bob the Drag Queen
question is, how old is Cole? I said how old they are, not how old they were when you.
Monet X Change
Jacob, added the filming part.
Jacob
No, no, he was 33 at the time of filming, and now he's 34, which means you were right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Yeah. So calm down. All right, I'm gonna do two more. How old is Eric?
Monet X Change
Ooh, Eric Nam is 38. 37. 37. 37.
Bob the Drag Queen
37 years old. And last one, how old is. Who's the housewife of Dubai?
Monet X Change
Carolyn? Caroline.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, I want to. How old is Lisa?
Monet X Change
Ooh. Okay, but here's the thing. How old is Lisa? Or how old is her silicone?
Bob the Drag Queen
The answer you want to give, like,
Monet X Change
how old is Lisa? Holding her cheek Lisa's watching this.
Bob the Drag Queen
You better watch it. Lisa's watching it.
Monet X Change
I love Lisa. I would say Lisa Rinna is 55.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lisa Rinna's in her 60s. Lisa Rinna is 61.
Jacob
Lisa Rinna is 61.
Monet X Change
Can I tell you something? I went to Lisa. She had a book thing at her home for her book.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her 21st birthday party.
Monet X Change
A book party for her book coming out. And she had this, like, beautiful. She has this beautiful home in the hills. Whatever. And I remember. Remember my. Which you didn't come to. I booked an Airbnb experience for my. I did an Airbnb experience for my birthday. My 33rd birthday in Malibu. And you didn't come to that. Do you want to answer why I didn't come to that? It was a very beautiful home.
Bob the Drag Queen
You probably booked it when I was out of town.
Monet X Change
No, you were in town.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true.
Monet X Change
It was in town. It was a very beautiful home up in Malibu, overlooking, like, the ocean. I invited. Kim came. Naomi came. A bunch of folk came. And it was sickening. It was hot. And you were one of my. One of my. My best friend that didn't show up. Do you want to explain yourself?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's something you did, you know, it's something you did. You're doing a bit. It's something you did. Like. Like when you and Andy had your engagement party and you booked it when I was out of town. It was something like that. What was the day? Look at what I was doing this day. What was the day?
Monet X Change
Oh, wait, what? For my. For the engagement party?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, your. This thing you did.
Monet X Change
It was February. It was actually. No, it was like, March 3rd. I don't. I don't remember the exact date. It was my birthday. 22.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I was on tour of Madonna.
Monet X Change
Okay, first of all, y' all did, like, 90 something shows. You gonna take a show off to come to my birthday? I mean, I don't understand. No, Mona.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think Madonna. I'm like my friend Monet's, and she'll
Monet X Change
be like, oh, the one C is not your friend. I'm your. I'm your. I'm your. Your platonic life partner, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
The answer is no, Monet. Madonna's not giving out sick leaves, so I'm sure you booked it, because money loves to book things when I'm out of town.
Jacob
March 3, 2022.
Bob the Drag Queen
March 3, 2022?
Jacob
Yeah, you weren't doing anything. You had a screening for the Nubia premiere.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what was I doing? Wait, what happened?
Jacob
You had a meeting at 12:30. And then the screening for the new beer.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I was in New York City. When did we meet, Rob?
Jacob
A black queer town hall meeting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was it 2022?
Monet X Change
You started in May. So do you want. Do you want to make.
Bob the Drag Queen
When was it? 2022? I was rehearsing for Madonna. I was in New York City.
Monet X Change
May, 2022.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I was rehearsing for Madonna.
Jacob
No, it was March.
Bob the Drag Queen
March, April, May. That I was still there.
Jacob
No, because we did the Hell's Kitchen VIP dining experience on March 2nd. So we were in LA.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's when we did. Oh, we had a gig. We had a gig.
Jacob
Let's clear it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what your budget.
Monet X Change
Are we gonna do an Airbnb experience for your birthday?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably. I don't know. I mean, I'm not. I would say I'm not planning my birthday. I am not planning my birthday.
Monet X Change
You listened to me and Tao and Jacob and the Firm.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, the Firm.
Monet X Change
Okay. Okay. Was there a challenge or a mission on ours, on my season that you thought that you would turn up?
Bob the Drag Queen
I gotta be honest. Can I be brutally honest? I don't love the missions.
Monet X Change
Oh, I love the missions.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you clapping for?
Monet X Change
The missions are so fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, just.
Jacob
Just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just give us the money. Okay. So. So.
Monet X Change
Okay, wait, hold up, hold up. So y' all want to watch an hour of people just talking around a castle? No, the missions break it up. It, like, gives, like. No, if the missions.
Bob the Drag Queen
The only thing that could change it, in my opinion, would be if the missions were able to give you advantage in. In the game. No, listen to what I'm saying. The mission should not be just about getting money. The mission should give you information. The mission should give you the opportunity to find out who's the faithful issue. Allow you to inspect someone's alignment. The mission should allow you to bestow immunity. It should allow you. That's what mission shouldn't be about.
Monet X Change
Money shields are immunity in some way,
Bob the Drag Queen
but it's not enough. It's not enough.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, I. I do think that the show can do a better job of, like, giving the faithfuls more tools to, like, help them, like, find traders, as in games like Werewolf and Mafia. Like, there are roles like you have.
Bob the Drag Queen
They did in the Brother. They don't. They don't. They're not playing for money. And then they play their games. The games are not. Yeah. The game is for. It's for power. It's never, ever for money.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I do think the show can do a better job.
Bob the Drag Queen
They make it seem like it's for the money, when they, when they play the game.
Monet X Change
What is the price package? Is it a million dollars too?
Bob the Drag Queen
I have no clue. I really feel like someone broke this down online. I think it's true. There is actually no incentive for faithfuls to find traders because there will always be more. There will always. If you catch every trader, they will just keep multiplying and multiplying and multiplying. It's better to find out who's a trader, let them stay, make sure you have more faithfuls in the end, and then just. And then just vote them out at the fire pit. There is no. Because if you, if you're good at catching traders, you'll be murdered. If you, if people know that you can find traders, you're not going to live through the night. There is no incentive to find traders.
Monet X Change
No, there is. Because. No, because finding traders, like, let's say, like, I find out you're a traitor. Cause people, you know, you found out
Bob the Drag Queen
Lisa was a traitor, you died. Jeremy found out Daniel's traitor, he died. You don't want to let people know you find out because the word's gonna get back to the traitors.
Monet X Change
Can I finish my thought?
Bob the Drag Queen
Of course.
Monet X Change
I do think that in finding out who the traitors are, it is like. Cause what I was saying, if people like came for him. But I think it was a smart gameplay. I think Colton going up to Lisa being like, I know you're a traitor. I'm gonna say like, I think. Cause that wasn't. To me, that was an interesting game. Cause otherwise what you keep down and try to banish her, and then they're gonna, to your point, add more traitors. If you know she is. It'll be like, I know you're a traitor. Don't say my name. Don't murder me, and I'll protect you. I think that was a smart gameplay. I think that's what you do with that information.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think, I'm not saying there's no incentive to fight. There's no incentive to banish traitors. You can find out who they are. The point is to find out who they are. But there's no, no good side. There's no benefit to actually banishing them because they will just keep multiplying. So yes, find out who they are, but there needs to be an incentive for people to actually find the traders as banish them as opposed to just being like. Because then they just, they just keep adding more and more and more and more and more. Can you do it in Canada?
Monet X Change
Oh, wait, Sway Canada. Every time they manage a trader, they add $10,000 to the price.
Bob the Drag Queen
So they've already. They've already figured it out.
Monet X Change
That's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
The prize should be more, too.
Monet X Change
I think 100%.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, the prize for Drag Race should be more girl. Do you know I watched a show called I can't recommend it, and I wish I could get this time back. I watched all two seasons of the Beast Games. It's a terrible show. It is. Imagine Squid Game. A challenge, but horrible. Like, horrible. And the prize for that show, the first season. Spoiler alert, $10 million.
Jacob
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
The prize for season one of Beast Games was $10 million.
Monet X Change
How does Mr. Beast have so much money?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Beastables, Beast Bites, Feastable. I don't know what the it is. I have no clue. Yeah, I have no clue.
Monet X Change
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
But they giving out.
Monet X Change
10 trackers are giving Brett Dragger's like, here's. Here's a. Two sticks of a chewing gum. Here's some hopes and dreams. And a RuPaul thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
And a RuPaul chocolate bar.
Monet X Change
Meanwhile, in Drag Race, the queens are spending some of them, like, down payments on homes to fund their packages to do the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Some of us don't need to do that and win.
Monet X Change
And some of you look like it, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like winners. I agree.
Monet X Change
Anyway, I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
I dominated. Oh.
Monet X Change
What else I was gonna say? Oh. So I think a la the Squid Game show, when they murder people on Traders, Squid Game show, when they murder people on Traitors, it should look like the murder, you know, in Squid Game, like, you're popped with the blood. Like, you know, they should, like, slit someone's throat. Like it should be. I want.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want a little more.
Monet X Change
A little more drama to it. You don't think so?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it could be dramatic. But these. Yeah, I think it could be cute. Maybe they could build some story.
Monet X Change
Yeah. You know, things.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Listen, we are almost done here. We are almost. That we are not.
Monet X Change
We can talk about. Listen, this is our favorite show. We can talk about this shit forever.
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite show is RuPaul's Drag Race.
Jacob
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite show is RuPaul's Drag race.
Monet X Change
Okay. You wanna. Okay. You're not on RuPaul's payroll anymore.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is my favorite show.
Monet X Change
It is. Even though this season is.
Jacob
Anyway,
Monet X Change
it started out so good, and I was kinda like. I'm like, am I just becoming a jaded Drag Race fan or is it reality? Do you feel the season is still strong?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think this is a great season.
Monet X Change
Right. It started out so promising, though, but
Bob the Drag Queen
Wins All Stars is crazy. It's not a great season.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Is Traders my new favorite show? Maybe. I don't know. I do think. I do think this season of the Traders was. Was more exciting this season of Drag Race.
Monet X Change
For sure. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my. I don't have time to talk about my favorite. My thing I want to talk about.
Jacob
What the dumb thing I did pad for time. So you have a minute if you want to go.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I'll give you my premise, my thesis. Okay, so everyone's calling more, and then
Monet X Change
we'll do a part two on another episode.
Jacob
45 seconds.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone's. Everyone's calling more dumb and saying that she should feel bad that she's dumb. And I was saying being dumb is not a. Being dumb doesn't make you. I don't think we should vilify people for being dumb. Sometimes you're just dumb. There's nothing. There's nothing wrong with being dumb. There's nothing wrong with being clueless. I agree. Being dumb is not a bad thing. Some folks just kind of dumb.
Monet X Change
I don't think. I don't think we'll say more is bad. I don't think they're saying dumb and she's a bad person. I think that people are frustrated watching more because I'll tell you this quick. I have five seconds. So we managed Portia the first night. We walk into the kitchen afterwards, everyone's upset. Portia's gone. We're all like, oh, my God. We first night of Faithful. We all sitting in the kitchen, and Maura goes, so are there gonna be banishments every night? She had no idea that there were banishments every day in the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you do it with an Irish accent? No. Is there going to be a banishment every night? Oh, top of the morning to you. They're gonna be abandonment every night. All right, we gotta go.
Monet X Change
She's Irish, not Jamaican.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, thank you all so much for joining us.
Monet X Change
Thank y'. All. And thank you to Airbnb for hosting this fierce, fierce, fierce experience. It's been so fun. Just as sweetest Saint Lucia.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, bye, everyone.
Monet X Change
Thank y'.
Jacob
All.
Monet X Change
Have a good night.
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Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: March 10, 2026
In this special live episode, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen bring their infectious chemistry and unfiltered humor to discuss their recent adventures on The Traitors, life in Scottish castles, behind-the-scenes reality TV tea, and their signature brand of scandalous banter. The queens reflect on working together (but never being cast on the same reality show at the same time), hosting fantasy games with friends, Drag Race memories, reality show strategy, and debate the etiquette of bringing unannounced guests to small New York apartments. Packed with candid moments, fierce looks, and shady jokes, this episode is a must-listen for reality TV fans and Sibling Rivalry devotees alike.
Unique Dynamic: The hosts open by joking about how TV "refuses to cast us together" (02:13) but fantasize about doing reality TV competitions as a duo.
"Y'all are missing out on TV gold. You imagine the siblings in any space professionally together would be ridiculous."
— Monét (02:18)
Fantasy Weekend Game: Inspired by The Traitors, Bob proposes a high-stakes version at a rented mansion or castle, with dramatic "banishments."
"...once you are eliminated, there is an Uber outside. You have to leave right now. Like, you don't get to stick around and enjoy food and have fun and eat the salmon. No. You have been banished. You have been murdered. You have to leave."
— Bob (03:09)
Castle Parties & Karaoke: Bob advocates for renting big homes for friend gatherings, complete with karaoke and signature party games.
"I want to invite a bunch of friends out to a nice, big home... sing karaoke... Guess It, Kara... you have to sing [the song] without looking at the words."
— Bob (05:06)
Food Pronunciation Tiff: The duo riff on Americans mispronouncing food names, leading to regional and cultural jokes.
"I'm gonna say croissant... No one expects that. I'm not gonna say croissant."
— Bob (07:21)
Bob’s Hairline Surgery: Candid discussion of Bob’s hair restoration.
"I'm four months. Four-ish months post op."
— Bob (09:09)
Maintenance Woes: Monét wonders if she should try it.
"Knowing I would have to do this every day...the minoxidil and do the massages..."
— Monét (09:38)
Differences in Hosting and Visiting: Discussion around how New Yorkers rarely visit each other's apartments due to small sizes.
"You will know someone for literally over a decade, and you will never, ever see the inside of their home."
— Bob (10:59)
Quality of Life in LA: Monét admits her quality of life improved after moving to Los Angeles, though she retains love for NYC.
"Since moving to LA...my quality of life is better here in Los Angeles. I do."
— Monét (11:33)
"You cannot bring a person to someone else's house unannounced. Right."
— Bob (13:27)
"That's my brooch."
— Bob (16:21)
The Emotional Rollercoaster: Monét and Bob describe the gut-wrenching process of discovering you've been "murdered" (eliminated) from The Traitors.
"When you get murdered, you just...think, woo, I'm gonna have a fun little day...And then you find out you're murdered. It really sucks."
— Monét (16:50)
Alliances & Betrayal: They detail their strategies, the unpredictability of trusting others, and memorable betrayals from both seasons.
"The subtlest...thing you think is so inconsequential can be [your undoing]."
— Monét (18:53)
"Would you have turned on Rob?"
— Monet
"Yeah, for sure. 100."
— Bob (22:54)
Best Traitors: Bob praises Danielle Reyes, calling her "one of the best traitors to ever play the game" (23:00).
"You're playing, like, a really expensive, multi million dollar version of that game. Like it was dope."
— Monet (27:36)
Who Would You Choose?: Fun debate on which show castmates they’d select as traitors and who’s the hottest.
"Jeremy is delicious."
— Monet (33:41)
Pretty Privilege: Bob discusses his bias against "really pretty people" on reality TV.
"I naturally have a bias against really pretty people. Like, you're irritating. Something about seeing a really pretty person that everyone likes...I'm gonna get rid of you."
— Bob (36:51)
"The queens are spending some of them, like, down payments on homes to fund their packages to do the show."
— Monet (49:07)
"Some of us don't need to do that and win."
— Bob (49:15)
Game Mechanics Critique: Bob argues missions should offer more than cash—immunity or information, as in Werewolf or Mafia games, to help faithfuls and incentivize banishing traitors.
"The mission should not be just about getting money. The mission should give you information..."
— Bob (45:10)
International Comparisons: Canada adds money to the prize pot for each traitor found (47:58), which both agree is a great idea.
Fun segment guessing the ages of Housewives and Traitors cast:
"Dorinda Medley is 60." — Jacob (39:12)
"Lisa Rinna is 61." — Jacob (41:47)
"She was talking our ears off...the next day...she just...changed...her personality, because I think the weight of it was hard for her."
— Monét (32:16)
Debate Over Intelligence: Bob offers an empathetic take on being called clueless or dumb on reality TV.
"There's nothing wrong with being dumb. There's nothing wrong with being clueless."
— Bob (51:06)
"I think that people are frustrated watching more because...she had no idea that there were banishments every day in the show."
— Monét (51:30)
On being Siblings on TV:
"You imagine the siblings in any space professionally together would be ridiculous."
— Monét (02:18)
On hairlines:
"I'm four months. Four-ish months post op."
— Bob (09:09)
On murdered in Traitors:
"Laughing at my murder is crazy."
— Monét (16:34)
Pretty People Bias:
"I naturally have a bias against really pretty people. Like, you're irritating."
— Bob (36:51)
Prize Money for Reality TV:
"Draggers like, here's...Two sticks of chewing gum. Here's some hopes and dreams. And a RuPaul thank you."
— Monet (48:58)
On favorite shows:
"My favorite show is RuPaul's Drag Race."
— Bob (50:07)
Empathy for the Uninformed:
"Being dumb is not a bad thing. Some folks just kind of dumb."
— Bob (51:06)
True to Sibling Rivalry’s style, the episode is brimming with affectionate jabs, infectious laughter, playful shade, and a genuine love/hate for all things reality TV. Both Bob and Monét deliver plenty of candid, sometimes scandalous, sometimes heartfelt anecdotes—always with their inimitable comedic flair.
This episode is essential for fans who love the behind-the-scenes of reality TV, Drag Race lore, and the riotous, chaotic joy of Bob and Monét just being themselves.