The One About Our Favorite Movies

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Our Favorite Movies"

Date: February 16, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a rollicking, deeply personal (and deeply chaotic) journey through Bob and Monét’s most beloved movies. The queens dissect required viewing for friendship, debate the morality of fictional characters, reminisce about formative cinematic moments, and dunk on each other's taste with the loving viciousness that fans adore. Along the way, listeners are treated to classic Sibling Rivalry tangents—heated pet drama, shade about support, and queerness in Hollywood.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Sibling Drama, Pets, and Shady Banter

• [01:40-05:59] Light banter opens the episode, with Bob and Monét bickering about physical touch on set, Bob’s supposed violence, and Monet’s cat attacking Bob’s dog (and Monet blaming Bob’s clothing choices).
• Hilarious detour on giving bad blowjobs, with Bob reading out a flattering review he purportedly received, while Monet insists hers are hampered by Invisalign.
  • Quote:
    “You scraped the skin off someone’s face.” – Bob [05:39]
    “That was one time after I started giving my Invisalign…” – Monét [05:47]
• Bob jokes about not even needing to see who left him a review since his throat "is still golden."

Community Gifts & Centerpiece Submissions

• [08:36-10:07] The hosts give a heartfelt shoutout to a listener who sent custom vases (“Wild Berry Inspired Vases”), and announce they’d love fans to send in more handmade centerpieces for the podcast set.
• Playful argument over the pronunciation of "vase" ("vahz" vs "vayse") [09:38], referencing Disney's Hercules.

Tour Dates and Upcoming Shows

• [11:45-12:16] Monét announces her "High Heels Bad Knees Comedy Tour" and Bob plugs her Broadway run (eight shows a week at the Al Hirschfeld Theater).
  • Quote:
    "If you miss it, you just don’t like me." – Bob [12:24]

Mushrooms, Molly, and Party Tales

• [12:39-15:20] The duo detours into “the mushroom episode” they plan to do, with Monét laying out the differences between Molly and mushrooms, and Bob relating wild tales from parties saturated with all kinds of substances (“here’s the ketamine, here’s the acid, here’s the Oreos…”).
  • Notable: Secret Hitler and Combio emerge as the most contentious party games among their friend group.

The Movie List Theme Emerges

• [21:08] Jacob prompts Bob to share his “must-see movies if you want to be my friend,” leading to both hosts arguing and riffing through their cinematic obsessions and pet peeves.

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The Hosts’ Must-See Movie Lists

Bob’s Must-See Movies

1. Chicago [21:56, 34:55]
   • Bob’s “best movie musical of all time.” Praises perfect casting and considers it required viewing.
   • Quote:
     "Chicago is the best movie musical of all time." – Bob [21:56]
2. Dreamgirls [42:28]
   • Bob recalls spending his Chick-fil-A earnings to take family to a Christmas screening. He praises the cast, especially Beyoncé and Jennifer Hudson.
   • Quote:
     “My favorite scene, hands down… is 'Steppin’ to the Bad Side.' When they raise those tambourines… Paid for my entire family to go see this movie on a Chick-fil-A budget.” – Bob [43:21]
3. School of Rock [51:26]
   • Bob adores Jack Black's comedy and music, pointing out both its heartfelt moments and problematic elements (bullying, kidnapping, gay-shaming).
   • Quote:
     "School of Rock is one of my top five favorite movies of all time. I love Jack Black." – Bob [51:26]
4. The Lion King [55:23]
   • Bob is shocked Monét doesn't include it in her Top 10. He extols the soundtrack, especially the opening (“Circle of Life”).
   • Quote:
     “This might actually be the best opening song in any musical ever.” – Bob [56:13]
5. The Color Purple [62:22]
   • Bob’s all-time favorite, calling it “the most robbed Oscar movie of all time” and praising its cast.
   • Quote:
     “The Color Purple is the best movie of all time.” – Bob [62:52]

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Monét’s Must-See Movies

1. The Notebook [35:17]
   • Labeled "a beautiful, classic love story," Monét summarizes the plot in vivid detail and defends the protagonist's early manipulative behavior as juvenile (Bob disagrees).
   • Quote:
     “His entire life is just bringing her memory back so he can just spend a moment with her just to relive and have that love.” – Monét [35:29]
2. Sinners [44:28] (Note: likely a fictional/independent film given context)
   • Monét mentions unique themes—Black folk, vampires, lessons in negotiation, and ambiguous morality—and debates whether the vampire is truly a villain.
   • Quote:
     "[The vampire] has to give this facade of trust...I think he’s just like, I have to pretend I like these people so I can get blood." – Monét [46:39]
3. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse [53:21]
   • Praises the animation, story, and Metro Boomin soundtrack; calls it “one of the greatest animated films ever.”
   • Quote:
     “Just listen to the album. Like the soundtrack. It is so... Miles Morales…” – Monét [53:57]
4. The Birdcage [58:15]
   • A classic queer comedy favorite—Monét insists every young queer person should see it and calls Nathan Lane “brilliant.”
   • Quote:
     “If you are a young queer person or a queer person who’s never seen it, you have to give yourself time to watch The Birdcage.” – Monét [58:36]
5. X-Men (2000) [63:27]
   • Hails the first Marvel X-Men movie for opening the door for modern superhero films, specifically noting Halle Berry’s Storm.
   • Quote:
     “It set the stage, obviously, for Marvel, Endgame, Infinity wars, all of it.” – Monét [63:28]

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Notable Tangents, Arguments, and Laughter

• Bob and Monét debate whether it’s important to support your friends’ art and live shows ([23:03]):
  • Quote:
    “Why would I support my friends? That’s such a stupid, corny notion.” – Monét [23:34]
• Bob passionately explains his hatred for the (presumably fake) film “Marty Supreme,” breaking down its protagonist’s escalating moral crimes ([28:32-33:39]).
• Debate over whether the vampire in “Sinners” is a villain ([44:44-47:56]).
• The Birdcage analysis sparks laughter over which host would play which character and whether the son is the true villain ([61:22]).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Blowjobs:
  “Is it a privilege for your toothy ass blowjobs? You said one time you can’t deep throat and you scraped the skin off someone’s face.” – Bob [05:39]
• On Not Supporting Friends:
  “Why would I support my friends? That’s such a stupid, corny notion.” – Monét [23:34]
• On Family and Work Ethic:
  “I paid for my whole family...on a Chick-fil-A budget.” – Bob [43:21]
• On Top 10 Movies:
  “You’re telling me you got 10 movies in your list and Lion King, The Lion King, is not in your top 10?” – Bob [57:13]
• On Nathan Lane in The Birdcage:
  “I think it’s Nathan Lane’s best work. Do you agree?” – Monét [58:37]

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Additional Memorable Segments & Timestamps

• Pet Antics and Cat/Dog Drama:
  [03:15] “You have trained your cat to attack me!” – Bob
  [03:37-05:35] Live phone call to Andy to confirm which dog is the aggressor.

• Fan Gifts & Set Centerpieces:
  [08:36] Feature of fan-made vases and suggestion to turn the centerpiece into a rotating showcase of listener art.

• Drug Education & LOL Moments:
  [14:08] “Molly just makes you feel nice...like you want to dance. Everything just feels good.” – Monét
  [15:20-17:02] Combio party game drama leads to over-the-top tales of game-induced chaos and child-endangerment accusations (all told in jest).

• On Bad Websites and Show Promotion:
  [11:13-12:16] Technical difficulties with Monét’s website lead to Bob roasting her web presence:
  “How are they even getting to see you? Is it a scavenger hunt to get a ticket?” – Bob [11:50]

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Closing Notes

The episode runs the gamut from pee-in-your-pants funny to surprisingly sincere, and (as always) manages to squeeze in shade, inside jokes, and several movie recommendations that reflect Black queer joy and complexity. The must-see lists and the biting commentary offer a window into each host’s heart and humor, and listeners are left with a fresh watchlist—and a reminder that the only real requirement for friendship is throwing shade out of love.

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Transcript

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

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And I'm Monet X Change.

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And this is Sibling Rivalry.

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On this week's episode, Bob talks about why he hates Marty Supreme.

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We name our must see movies.

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And we find out what made Bob.

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Is it a privilege from your toothy ass? Blowjobs. And we find out what made Monet say this.

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No. Why would I support my friends?

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Welcome back to Sibling Rivalry. I am your host, Bob the Drag Queen.

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I'm Mona X Change.

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And we are two siblings who love each other so much. And we are chosen family.

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We are chosen family. People in the world think we're like. We're like, legit blood related because we're so close. We love each other so much. No, I don't trust you to touch my hand. Yeah, Flex. Jake gave you some weird task. Okay.

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Don't touch my hand. That's weird.

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You're not slick.

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You're not slick. I offer kindness to you.

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Clocked.

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I offer kindness to you. You and I hold hands on the copycat cast all the time.

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Clocked.

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So what do you think I'm trying to do?

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I don't know, but I'm clocking it right now.

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Okay, Monet, I literally offered you touch your hand, which is something I do all the time.

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What do you.

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Mm. Can we put in a clip of me holding Monet's hand here again? Which, by the way, I don't want to anymore. Just so we're just. We're on the same page here now.

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What if I want to hold your hand?

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You can't hold my hand.

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You don't get. You can't tell me what I can do with my body. I can grab you if I want to. You don't. You don't get to choose.

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Yeah, grab my hand. Grab my hand.

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What are you going to do? You gonna strike me?

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Call your dentist.

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I like that.

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Like that.

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Like that picture on the podcast. He's on some.

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Call your dentist.

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Before you do it, do you want to speak about that moment? How you tried to assault me on the podcast?

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I wish I would have hit you.

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You tried to physically assault me on the podcast.

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I wish I would have hit you.

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And then when we paint you as a violet, as a violet, when we paint you as a violent person, you're like, I'm not a violent. We have footage of you body slamming someone.

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Yes.

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We have a picture of you about to physically strike me.

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And I wish I had done it.

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And there is no evidence of me being like that on the podcast or in the world. What violent evidence is there? Me in the world.

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You have trained your cat to attack me.

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Cause you wear cat toys.

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You took your cat, put it toward my loving, tiny, sweet little dog. She raised her. She looked like Scar in the last scene in Lion King jumping out of the fire, y'. All. Monet took the cat. This violent cat that I've told you all is violent on multiple occasions. This is learned behavior. She goes towards the dog.

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Crazy.

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She goes toward Cody, paws out like claws, full claws, and she goes, okay. I don't know what the year. She's a very vocal cat, and you know it.

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Also, the reason why Colin attacked you. I told you how to sit on a podcast. And you're out of this era for, like, the two years that we first moved to la, Bob. Every outfit Bob wore was a cat.

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And why did you. And why did you.

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Bob would have strings and fuzzies and

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things hanging off of all your clothes. And why did she. And what's your excuse for Cody.

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Okay, Cody was. Because I did pick her up and I wanted them to meet and I should have let them, like, do it organically as opposed to me putting. Calling the other thing. So she's in a. Defensive. It was my fault.

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And. And also, what's wrong with your dog and Cody? Wake it up.

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No, because Cody's always trying to. Your dog is always trying to sexually aggress my dog.

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That's true.

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It is true.

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Crazy.

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Oh, because the polycule is against me.

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That's crazy.

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It's true.

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You can call Andy right Now. And he will be like Cody. Cody is constantly running from Potato. Let me ask Andy. While Potato is trying to hump the out of Cody.

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No, Cody is always trying to.

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Cody's a horny little head. Not in the poly.

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First of all, Cody has.

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Still has balls.

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Potato does not have his balls. Andy. Andy, you're on the podcast. Wake it up.

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Wow.

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What's happening?

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And don't. Don't leave. I'm not. No guiding. I'm not. What happened? When?

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When. When Cody and Potato are at the house. How are they. How are they behaving? I would say mostly well. Potato will try to have sex with.

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Thank you. You are such a. You motherfucker. Bitch. You have to.

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Andy. You need to lock in. You need to lock. You need to lock the fuck in. If I'm telling you what happened.

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The truth matters, Andy. You've done the right thing. Goodbye.

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Now you have you. You have lost your blowjob privileges for the rest of the month. I hope you're happy with that.

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Is it a privilege for your toothy ass Blowjobs? You said you can't even said one time you can't deep throat and you scraped the skin off someone's face.

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I said one time I gave a blowjob after I started giving my invis. Getting my Invisalign done.

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And the guy said, ooh.

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And I say I was scraping no skin.

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You know how many times it happened with me? Zero.

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Yeah, because you have non. Invisalign.

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Zero.

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With your little fake teeth in there.

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Invisalign. I could have in a mouth. I could have in a full mouth guard and I would get it all

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the way down because of making everything smooth.

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No, a mouth guard. I mean, blocking my teeth.

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Full dental boxing.

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Mouth guard. And I would stick still.

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Ooh.

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Anyway, I read reviews of my dick sucking skills on this motherfucking podcast. And then you wrote that.

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I wrote it.

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I show you. Thought you made up a fake. I showed you on the thing from the person that you know. You know this person?

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You didn't show me the person.

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Was I be slobbing on that thing.

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I don't know. Wait, who?

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Wait, block it out real quick.

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Who was it? You didn't tell me who it was.

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Oh, work. I have my teeth. You gotta scroll back and forth.

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Let me run.

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I don't have to scroll that far. Honey. This. I don't know. This was. We're not gonna say the date. The date. Oh, let's read and I'll read the date. Yesterday, model face, porn star. Body and talents. That's not even.

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That is a great review.

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Okay, let's compare it. Porn star talents.

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Well, with that person, I only sucked his dick, so what were the talents he talking about?

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Let's compare it to painting. We don't. We don't know. We don't know what y' all did. Maybe you were painting. You're a big fat bbl. We don't know what you were fucking doing. You could have been doing anything. This way, baby. My reviews. Oh, also, that person's a friend. This says the throat is still golden.

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That person's a friend. That person's a friend. That's a friend.

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Still a friend. Still golden means it was great last

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time because he's trying to be nice to you.

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There's been a gap in service.

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He didn't say he doesn't want to bruise your ego, so he's being nice.

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That was after it was all said and done, bitch.

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I said, let's do the thing on the podcast. You don't want to do the dick sucking competition.

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That's not true. I propose the idea.

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And I said, let's show you.

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I don't want to suck Andy's mangled dick. Andy has a dice, and I bet it has calluses on it. If it's anything like his rough ass hands. And I.

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Wait, did the episode of the feet probably came out already, so they've seen that Andy has beautiful feet. Do you want to apologize?

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They did not. You don't know, but you saw them

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and what do you think?

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I think his feet look ugly.

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Jacob, can you please. Jacob, can you comment on the picture?

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You know, when a potato starts growing, throwing little pieces?

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Can you comment on the picture?

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You want me to tell you if I think your boyfriend has nice feet?

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Yeah.

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You know, I'm not particularly into feet.

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Well, you're not into feet, and I

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want to be clear. Jacob and Tao have much prettier feet than Andy by a mile.

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Oh, well, that's true, but we don't

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need to rub that by a mile.

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These are biased takes. What you gonna say? What you gonna say? Jacob is some nasty gargoyle hobbit Feet, Tal.

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Bust out the toes right now. Bust out the motherfucking toes, honey.

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Anyway, I want to talk about this right here. Can we fly this in? These two vases are from a lovely fan of ours.

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Flan or the card?

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Let me go to the card. Her company is Wild Berry Inspired Vases.

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Wildberry.

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Wyle like W Y. L got it. Wildberry Inspired Vases. Inspired spaces and she made these. She sent them to us and they're so beautiful. I think we may be considering this one for our table holder.

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Well, here's an idea that I have. I think an idea that I have is that I would like to start using because we've been trying to wonder

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what to put here.

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We have a little six headed thing here or however many heads are on it. I think we should. You.

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If you.

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This might be really open the floodgates, but if you all have a centerpiece you want to send us that you've made yourself, I would love to start displaying different centerpieces here. But the first one is by Wild Berry.

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Yeah, Wild Berry. The Instagram is at W Y L B E R R Y Vases. Wild Berry vases and his vases. I say vase. What do you say?

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It's a vase, but they're vases.

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Put the flowers in the. I would say put the flowers in that vase over there.

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But when there's multiple.

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Yeah, vases.

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But it is vase.

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Like in Hercules.

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There were so many.

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Yeah, he slapped his face on every vase.

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On every vase.

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But then she corrects her or something like that.

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Right?

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She's correcting two vase.

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Yeah.

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No, I think it is pronounced vase.

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But like I say, one vase. Multiple vases.

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Yeah, that makes sense. So shout out to. Thank you, Wild Berry. These are very beautiful. We love, love, love, love, love them.

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Love, love, love your hair and makeup. So if you have a centerpiece you would like to send it to, you can reach out to. Hello, Bob the drag queen.

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Hello. @bobthedradadqueen.com.

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hello, bodracquene.com I don't have a fan reach out thing.

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I should do that.

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That's clever. You want to see? You want to. Hello. The Queen. Give the queen. Isn't everything the queen for you.

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Those are websites. Seethedradqueen.com right?

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Those should do. Readthedradqueen.com why don't you website for your reach outs?

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Well, just go to bobdragon.com. why don't you get your website working?

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I always said does work.

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Jacob, pull it up.

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Why don't you get a mic that works here?

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The mic does work.

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Yo, these crunchy ass. Every time we sit here.

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Do you hear your voice? Can we hear your voice?

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I'm about to pull this.

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See, you just yanked it out with your big nigger hands.

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Oh my God. Jesus Christ.

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Niggerish hands, y' all bop this awful. Okay, click a link, Click a link and make sure it goes to where it says it's gonna go to. We're gonna get to the bottom of this, honey. No. What is that? It doesn't. Your link's still. This is the.

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Well, let's see if it's working on our website for two. Yeah. This is for the sibling rivalry show on March 26th in Rhode Island.

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Click the link. Wait. Click it one time.

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I click the link and it goes here. But also, let's maybe. Maybe they. Maybe they.

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I don't think it's on sale anywhere.

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I'm gonna click think.

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I think we're sold out.

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Oh, no.

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It does.

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It does go to it on our website. Monet. What is wrong with your website? Why? How do people even see you? How are they even making.

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It's for your dates.

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How are they even making.

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We scrubbed your IP address.

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How are they even getting to see you? There we go.

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Thank you, Jacob.

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But the question is, how do your fans even see.

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It's for your IP address.

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Is it a scavenger hunt to get a ticket?

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It's for your IP address.

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This is insane. Yes. So.

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Bitch. By the way, people can see me on the road at the High Heels Bad Needs Comedy Tour coming your way this spring and this summer. I'm very excited about this content.

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I want.

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You gotta come see the show.

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Are you. When are the dates to win?

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To win from?

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She does dates in April, which will be after who?

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I'll go see it in April.

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San Diego in May would probably be the best one for us.

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And you all could come see me on Broadway. You can go to the Al Hirschfeld Theater. You can go to seethedradqueen.com to get your tickets. I'll be doing eight shows a week at this point. If you don't miss it, you just don't like me.

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If you don't miss it.

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If you miss it.

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And on March 26, you can come see us at the Little Roadie Comedy Festival. I'll be there, too.

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So you'll still be in New York.

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I'll be bringing the comedy. She'll be bringing the festivities.

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And I'll be bringing the lil.

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We still need to an episode where I do a bunch of drugs. We have no the mushroom episode.

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Yeah, we just need to schedule that because that needs to be like an evening one where maybe we do it at your house.

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I have never been around you on one of your legendary trips. And I don't know that I have mushrooms.

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I'm not sure about that on mushrooms, to be honest.

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If you were in Mesopotamia, you were in A broom closet. I didn't. Hugging. Hugging a room.

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That wasn't mushrooms. That was acid, so. But mushrooms would be very, like. I'll just be, like, very, like, chill. And so mushrooms. When mushrooms are working, you start to yawn a lot. So you think I'm tired, but you just yawn when you do mushrooms.

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Well, I don't want to do that episode do acid.

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Oh, so you. So you. So you want me to be good

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of a. I mean, I, I. I would like to see it. I think I'd be really annoyed. I would honestly harsh your buzz. I would ruin your high.

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Why?

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Because I'm gonna be irritated. I'm not on your level, and I don't have that. Make everyone feel good about themselves. No.

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One time when I was in Joshua Tree, when I was in Joshua Tree with some friends and we had to do a podcast. Have a God. We did. So I did it, and you were. The whole episode is us laughing the whole time. Do you remember this?

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I'm surprised you remember.

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We were laughing the whole time.

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I was shocked. That Molly doesn't make you forget things.

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No, Molly just makes you just feel. It just feels nice. That's what it's sweet to me.

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Divine. Feels nice.

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Like you just. Everything feels pleasant, like you feel euphoric, like you want to dance. Everything just feels. Feel good.

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You feel good about everything, even if something bad's happening.

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I never had something bad happen when I was a Molly. So I don't know. Is Molly a pill, a pill, or a powder? So you can do the Molly pill, which is mdma, or you can do moon rocks, which is a really. Which is just a concentrated version of Molly, which is a little stronger.

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A moon rock.

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Moon rocks?

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Yeah, they're like crystals, but you break

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it up into a powder.

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So you break up the powder.

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Molly tastes nasty.

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Or you take the pill.

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The pill is a mix. Normally, like Molly speed is a bunch of things in the pill.

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Oh, my God.

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That's why I opt for moon rocks, because I get them, I crush them up, and I can. You put a little bit of water. You drink Molly water. But it's Molly's taste so bad.

[B]

We were at Monet's house for a party, and Monet was like, I'm gonna go do drugs.

[C]

I said no, because we started Secret Hitler.

[B]

I was like, this is crazy.

[C]

No, we started Secret Hitler, and it was already on 12. I was like, I need to do. I need drugs to be around you.

[B]

I went to this one party, and they had. It was this party. I was at. When we were playing games, they had everything on the table. They were like, here's the ketamine, here's the shrooms, here's the acid, here's the sun chips, here's the Oreos. I was like. And at first I thought it was a joke. Cause it was just. So what's that one thing all y' all be taking? It's like you get a prescription for it. It comes in little packs.

[C]

And it's like a joyous.

[B]

What is that?

[C]

Joyous.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

It's ketamine. Ketamine therapy.

[B]

I was like, this is crazy. And then we hit the party. We were playing. We were playing. We had a Combio tournament.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

So y' all. Combio is probably our most contentious game. I would say Combio is crazier than mafia is crazier than secret Hitler is crazy.

[C]

No, Secret Hill is the craziest one.

[B]

I don't know. I think that. I think got t the other night

[C]

because y' all the.

[B]

Jacob.

[E]

So.

[B]

So we stop playing the game, Jake. We're all like screaming and yelling and be like, you're breaking a rule. You're finger lingering. And Jacob was like, I'm out, Jacob. That is not fun. Jacob said, I don't want to do this. And he. He says, the rules, the rules. So Jacob got the table. And then.

[C]

And then Andy and. And Andy. We told Andy, you have to use one hand.

[B]

And.

[C]

And he did it three times.

[D]

Three cheats.

[B]

Like I said, the first two times

[C]

you're like, andy, you can't. You can only use one hand.

[B]

And then.

[C]

But the third time we're like, okay, now you're getting a penalty because you just. You. You literally won't stop.

[B]

We actually never gave him the penalty. He just got away with it for the third time.

[C]

We gave it to him.

[B]

Oh, did we? Yeah, I can't remember.

[C]

Yeah, but.

[B]

But he. Yeah, he lost anyway. And so Taylor won his round. Taylor had the first of all, Monet won her round. Okay. Taylor was playing against a woman who was three sheets to the win. Let me be clear. Taylor was playing against a woman who was 3. He physically assaulted the daintiest person on earth. He punched Nick Smith's hand. Knocked a card out of Nick's hand. Also, I want to point out that over Christmas break, Taylor broke his niece's nail.

[C]

Francambio knocked her.

[B]

His niece, how old was she? 15. He bit Taylor, assaulted a 15 year old girl. And then once he assaulted her and broke her nail off her hand. He made her Take a penalty card. And she was, like, almost sobbing. And Taylor's like, I'm so sorry that I hit you. You do need to get a penalty.

[C]

Yeah. Convio can kill him.

[B]

So Taylor beat his round, had the easiest round to win, but a drunk girl and an agent twink, he could. And then Monet beat Andy and Jacob Love, and Jacob forfeited. And then I had a very rambunctious round with who?

[C]

It was you.

[B]

It was me, Alex, and. No, Tao.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, Tao.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then we went to nationals.

[C]

It was me, Bob, and Taylor, and

[B]

Bob and Taylor and I cleared the

[C]

game, which it was a close game. Cleared is not clear. That's not cleared. It's a very close game, bitch.

[B]

I won't. Yeah, but.

[C]

Yeah, you did win, but it was a close game.

[B]

And also, before we play the final game at the top, Monet's like, we should all bet money. I said, no, Monet, I don't want to bet money. I don't. I'm. I don't. I don't want to.

[C]

And then Taylor whipped out of Benjamin. Taylor was like, yeah, what up? And Alex was like, babe, put that away.

[B]

And you better be glad you did.

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[B]

So then we agreed to all bet $20.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Then I stood over their shoulders while they venmoed me my money. Honey, girl, you don't want to speak in one.

[C]

Patel and I, we're people of our word.

[B]

I'm not sneaky.

[C]

We've told.

[B]

And also, Monet, you are a known liar. Hold on real quick. Hold on.

[C]

Let me.

[B]

Let me just.

[C]

Let me.

[B]

Let me just clear something up real quick like before you. Before you even try to tell me that you're not a person who. There we go.

[C]

Put the flash on your phone off.

[B]

It's not on.

[C]

Yeah, see?

[B]

Because you're a liar.

[C]

Do y'. All. Y' all have snakes in here? Listen, I am a snake wrangler. I've wrangled a few snakes in my day, you know what I mean? My name is Monet X Change, and you all may know me from a little show called RuPaul's Drag Race, but I think they also know me for being FIA Fabulous. We all heard that, right? I'm a really good liar. I will lie about my dead grandmother. She's alive. I will lie about having children.

[B]

Have none.

[C]

I will lie about anything. There's literally a compilation on YouTube of Monet X Change live through her teeth. First of all, that was a lie. I would not do that.

[B]

Straight from the BBL's cheeks.

[C]

That was a lie.

[B]

So we know that you're a liar Anyway, so whenever you try to do this thing where you try to trick people into believing that I'm the one lying, we know it's actually you. Now I believe our pastor.

[C]

Wait, wait. Why do you do this? What is that thing you're doing?

[B]

Oh, it's RuPaul. Did we. All right. Did you do your task?

[C]

Yeah. Did he. What was. What was yours?

[B]

It must have been easy.

[C]

What was yours?

[B]

It must have been real easy.

[C]

What was yours?

[B]

Well, what was it? We're on your conversation. I didn't do mine. We're on the composition of you.

[C]

That I. That I can't let you touch me, Jacob.

[B]

My was that I had to hold your hand for 10 seconds exactly. Jacob. That said to me, I can't possibly win. No, but no, no, because you could have. You could have. Bobby. You could have got it done.

[D]

You gave up immediately.

[C]

I flipped it on you. I was like, no, I'm not going to touch me. And you direct the Kool Aid.

[B]

How am I going to hold Monet's hand if she's directed to not touch me?

[C]

Got to be creative.

[B]

And I believe I did this at some point.

[C]

You did not do that.

[B]

I did not. I did not. Okay, so, Monet, we're talking about movies.

[C]

Some great movies out there. Favorite movies about movies. Every podcast of all.

[D]

Bob specifically want to do an episode where you talk about your must see movies.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So, like, your top five movies or top 10. Like, movies that you think.

[B]

So everybody, movies you have to see if you want to be my friend. Like, these are required viewing for my close, close friend. I mean, not literally. I'm not gonna make you. But, like, these films are required. I have five films that require viewing. If you really, really want to be my friend, I want to know what's your. What's your all time. Well, we said that for Ann, Huh?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Why don't you start by telling yours so Monet can have a moment to think of.

[B]

Okay. So I will say a movie that you have to watch if you want to be my friend. Can I do my list?

[C]

I know you bitch.

[B]

You don't mind my list, do you?

[C]

Sure, go ahead. Physical approval.

[D]

Okay. Go ahead.

[B]

Anyway, Chicago. Chicago is the best movie musical of all time.

[C]

Never seen it.

[B]

You have seen Chicago.

[C]

You're lying. I've told you several times. We do this every time. I've never seen Chicago, seen a movie or the Broadway show.

[B]

You're lying. Monet. I went to the. You saw Jinx Monsoon? I did not see.

[C]

I. We saw her All Married together. I did not see Chicago.

[B]

You saw Jinx Monsoon in Chicago. In Chicago.

[C]

Ask Jinx Monsoon if I saw In Chicago. Ask my publicist, Robbie. Robbie Turner. Ask my publicist, Robbie, if I saw Jinx Monsoon.

[B]

That's crazy. Robbie Turner's your publicist. That clears up a lot of stuff.

[C]

No, Robbie's.

[B]

That's you and Jinx at Chicago.

[C]

Shut the fuck up.

[B]

Did you not go see her because you were hurt?

[C]

No, I. Because she.

[B]

Because she destroyed you and pummeled you into the ground during the lip sync?

[C]

The first one was only, like, four weeks, right? She didn't do it for a very long time. It just didn't work with touring and stuff.

[B]

I made time to go see her.

[C]

Well, you don't have a lot going on, famously. I know. So that's good for you.

[B]

So if I can make time in my. In my schedule, which is nothing but

[C]

really sad, I miss her in it because I'm sure she'll do good. I saw her in.

[B]

Did you go see any of your friends do shows. You didn't go see me in Angels in America? You didn't go see Jinx Monsoon in Chicago?

[C]

I saw her in.

[B]

Did you see.

[C]

I saw her in Little Shop.

[B]

Did you see her in Xanadu?

[C]

I saw her. Her. Xanada never went up.

[B]

No, they did do Xanada.

[C]

They did not.

[B]

But the other one didn't go up.

[C]

I saw her in.

[D]

Where?

[C]

No, I didn't see.

[B]

Did you see her Pirates. God damn. Who do you support? Did you go see Kim when she did the mean gays?

[C]

Kim. Kim. Kim.

[B]

Kim Chi when she did the.

[C]

Kim Kardashian.

[B]

Kim Chi. I just said Chi.

[C]

Kim Chi who?

[B]

You don't support any of your friends. This is crazy.

[C]

Why would I support my friends? That's such a stupid, corny notion.

[B]

Yeah, obviously.

[C]

Did you go See? Ginger as a fork.

[B]

I was too young. I was in high school and.

[C]

So you couldn't get a ticket to come to New York?

[B]

No, I couldn't afford it.

[C]

You could have.

[B]

I couldn't afford it. None of us have a cell phone tower in our front yard.

[D]

It's all.

[C]

Some of us are lucky.

[B]

So I could not afford it, and

[C]

I will absolutely not go. I will absolutely not be going to see you.

[B]

Oh, you're not allowed in the theater.

[C]

I don't want to come.

[B]

Good. In fact, I literally dare you to. I dare you to try.

[C]

So that's perfect.

[B]

Nine, ten. I said you sliding into. I'm a big, strong man. You are crunching the whole setup fee. 5.

[C]

Because you pulled me. You don't die. You don't rearrange our whole set.

[B]

I didn't pull you. You tried to pull yourself. You try to pull me and you end up scooting. You tried to push the wall and you went back boot scooting, honey. But, yeah, we're back. We have a. There's a. There's a shoot to kill.

[C]

Thank God. I don't want to come shoot on site, but I have to work because I won't be there, by the way, the whole block. I'm not wasting my time. If you go to Schmackery, I own it.

[B]

It'll be the last you ever smack on.

[C]

First of all, I'm not going to say that, but what's your issue with Schmackery?

[B]

Why are you always calling Beef on the podcast?

[C]

I've kind of lost my.

[B]

What did Schmackery do to you?

[C]

I've kind of lost my smackery, love. There's just so many I've on. I'm. I'm on a lot of food New York City things, and I went on a cookie food tour recently, and I just found Cookies. Yes.

[B]

Like a guided tour?

[C]

Not a guided tour. It's like a list of.

[B]

Jacob used to do food tours when

[C]

I met New York City, when I

[D]

lived in San Francisco. I also did them in New York. Yeah.

[C]

By yourself?

[D]

No, I had a company, so it was like they, you know, they manage food tours and they.

[C]

Oh, I thought, like, you started a food tour company. No. You worked for Food Tour.

[B]

When I met Jacob, he was a food tourist.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, a food tour guide.

[D]

It was good money. You get free food and.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I would do that.

[D]

I get. You get paid minimum wage for the tour, but then you get. People tip you afterwards. So I was probably making like a hundred Dollars in tips for maybe like three hours of work.

[B]

I never got to see Jake do

[C]

one of his food tours.

[B]

I wish I could have seen.

[D]

That's not true. You came on one.

[C]

You're. Who's a liar?

[B]

You know, the Mission District. Oh, I didn't get to see you doing.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

Wow. I remember now. So do you want to tell us about your experience with Jacob as a food tourist?

[D]

Clearly, it wasn't memorable.

[C]

Wow. Oh, Jacob, I'm so sorry, Jacob, I've heard you were amazing and I wish I could have seen you.

[D]

I'll be tall Tours. Go check them out.

[B]

You wouldn't even go see Jinx in her. In her first Broadway show.

[C]

Friend Jacob is family.

[B]

Jinx is not family.

[C]

Jacob's family.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[C]

But I've seen Jinx at work.

[B]

Is Jinx family?

[C]

Yeah, Jinx's family. But I've seen her. You haven't seen. Did you see Little Shop of Horrors? Yes, I did. No, you did not.

[B]

I didn't see it with Jinx.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

But I saw those type of horrors.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Great show.

[C]

Did you see an old Mary?

[B]

Yes, I did.

[C]

No, you didn't.

[B]

Yes, I did.

[C]

Who was there that night?

[B]

Rose Ritz. Jacob Ritz. Tao.

[C]

Lucas.

[B]

I have two people in this room right now who will verify that I was there.

[D]

Are you. Weren't you there?

[B]

She's gonna act like she wasn't.

[C]

Was I there?

[B]

I won't bring it up because you're not there.

[C]

Tell me yes or no. Was I there? You're gonna lie. Was I there? Yes or no? The night.

[B]

I don't know. I didn't pay attention to you. That's me. Jinx's hair is dish shoveled. I love jigs. This picture has done our queen.

[C]

She had a wig on.

[D]

Also, the. The ring light was broken that day.

[C]

Yes, right. Oh, we look so cute.

[B]

No shade. You always look cross eyed or blind in every picture. You're never looking at the camera.

[C]

I am looking at the camera. What are you talking about?

[B]

My. I feel like my.

[D]

Wait.

[B]

Go back up, girl.

[C]

Sometimes.

[B]

Sometimes I see a picture of myself and I'm like, it is so clear that I don't have eyebrows. And then sometime I'm like, oh, I kind of can't tell. I don't have a single hair on my entire head except in my nose.

[C]

You know, as I'm getting older, the air hair and nose.

[B]

I'm sorry, I can't Monet.

[C]

The air hair.

[B]

I tried to stop doing it, but air hair Is crazy.

[C]

The air hair, the nose hair is getting wild.

[B]

You really say air hair?

[C]

Yeah, it's getting crazy. I don't know what to do about it. I think I want to get laser in those areas in your ears. But I don't think you can get laser.

[B]

Laser in your ear.

[C]

In your.

[B]

How they stick a laser in there.

[C]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna do it because it's crazy. I've had it. I've had. I have to wax it like every two months. That's not that much. It's too. Waxing hurts, girl.

[E]

It hurts.

[C]

I hate.

[B]

I've never waxed my ears, but I wax my nose hair and it doesn't hurt at all.

[C]

It hurts.

[B]

Waxing nose hair is like you just fill it up with you. You put the stick. You ever wax your nose there?

[C]

Yeah, I do it.

[B]

Yeah, you stick the putty in there.

[C]

You gotta leave in there for a little bit and you pull it out. It's. It's.

[B]

I don't think it hurts that much.

[C]

It hurts.

[B]

Let's just get a nose hair trimmer on. It just hit in the morning. Just hit it.

[C]

I feel like they don't. They don't get me enough. I still be seeing a little strong. I have strong hairs. Everyone else is up my head. Wait, why don't you like Marty Supreme?

[B]

Okay, so right before Christmas, there was a group outing to go see Marty supreme. And we were gonna go to this downtown theater, but we didn't. It didn't work out. So then me and Ty watched it separately from the group. And I gotta say, Marty supreme is one of the most frustrating movies I've ever seen in my life.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Okay, so Marty.

[D]

Spoiler alert.

[B]

Spoiler alert. Marty is, in my opinion, not a great person.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Like Marty wants to achieve his goal of being a table tennis. The world's greatest table tennis player at the. At the apex or the very. The genesis of table tennis becoming a world dominant sport. He's like, I want to be on the Wheaties box. And he will do anyone dirty. And in the beginning, I feel like what's happening is they are testing your morality as a viewer by having him start off by doing really small stuff that you could justify. And then by the end, you have justified so much that you will justify anything. But it didn't work on me. So in the beginning of the film, Marty steals from his uncle who runs. Who owns the shoe store.

[C]

Steals what shoes?

[B]

He steals money that his uncle owes him. Okay, so his uncle. But he's like his uncle's like, it's not payday. I will pay you on payday. And Marty's like, I want my money right now. So Marty. Marty goes into the store when his uncle's not there, and then he holds up his employee, his uncle's employee, at gunpoint. And he's like, I'm only taking the money that's owed to me, so give me the money, and I won't.

[C]

Like, he goes, does the employee know? It's like, Marty's.

[B]

His face. He's like, I'm holding a gun. You can tell him, I robbed you. I'm holding the gun. He's making it seem like he won't do it, but he's like, you can say, I robbed you. Like, here, I have the gun. I'm pointing it at you. I'm pointing a gun at your face right now. Give me the money and just tell him I robbed you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then by the end, Marty has fully stolen money off of a dead body. Like, a big thing happened. Someone got shot, and then he went back, and he robbed the money off the dead body and then lied to his girlfriend about how much, because he was like, it's tons of money. And then he opened up, and it was like, a couple of bucks and a bunch of porno pictures. And he was like. So then, not only did he steal the money off the dead body, he lied to his pregnant girlfriend, who's been shot in the shoulder.

[C]

How did she get shot?

[B]

In a shootout over a dog. No. The movie's crazy. So Marty stole a dog.

[C]

And these are true stories.

[B]

It's allegedly based on a true story. I'll tell you more after the break.

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[D]

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[C]

Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

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[C]

1-800-contacts.

[B]

So Marty kidnapped someone's dog.

[C]

Uh huh.

[B]

The dog was given to him. So this. Okay, Jesus Christ.

[C]

This story is.

[B]

So Marty was showering, Marty was in the bathtub and the bathtub fell through the floor and it crushed this man's arm and the dog got hurt too. And then the guy was like, please take my dog to the vet. I will give you. He's a gangster. I will give you money. Please take my dog to the vet. Marty says, okay. He takes money, takes a dog, does not go to the vet, goes to New Jersey and gambles. On the way back, the, the people he scammed catch up to him. The dog runs away. So Marty has lost the dog. Marty has now got a reward for the dog. Somebody wants to go back and get the dog. And in this process, the guy starts

[C]

shooting at Marty, the gangster.

[B]

The guy who, who? The guy who. The who. The dog went to this house.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

Now the dog. Now the gangster has caught so many guns involved, the dog has caught the gangsters, caught Marty's girlfriend. And she's, he's like, I'm gonna stab your girlfriend in her pregnant belly if you don't take me to my dog right now. They go out to the guy's house, the guy shoots and kills both of the gangsters and then Marty robs the dead body.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

And his girlfriend got shot in the shootout.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

And he goes to the world championship. He doesn't get to play. He's banned from the world championship.

[C]

Marty is.

[B]

Because he scammed a hotel.

[C]

So Marty's a criminal.

[B]

Marty is a full on criminal. Full on criminal 100.

[C]

But at the end of this series, at the end of the movie, are you rooting for Marty?

[B]

I'm not, but most people are. I don't know Marty, I mean, I'm Marty Kane. You saw it, didn't you? Ty, were you, I would say Lucas. Ty, were you rooting for Marty? Yeah, I was not rooting for. You haven't seen any of Taylor. Well, I was not rooting for Marty. A friend of ours was kind of low key rooting for Marty. Like low key, but like low key. Kyle was like low key rooting for Marty. Like low key. He was like, I, I see, I, I, I can, I can. But I think he has more empathy Than I do. I don't have that much empathy. I have a lot of empathy. Not that much, Casey.

[C]

People with like. So we. A quick story about. About. About Cal. We were at a Thanksgiving party and you introduced me to Cal, and I thought I heard Cal. So the entire party I'm like, hey, Cal. And we're like talking. I'm calling him Cow up and under his.

[B]

Like a cow.

[C]

Like a moo. Cow. I told him Cow the whole night. And then at one point I said something, and I hear you say Cal. And then I said to him, I was like, is your name Cal or Cal? He's like, cal. I was like, oh, I was calling

[B]

you Cal the whole night.

[C]

Why'd you tell me?

[B]

I think I said Cal like California.

[C]

I didn't hear that. I just heard Cal. And I was like. And I was like. I was like, why didn't you tell me your name was Cal? I've been like, cow.

[B]

Cow. Well, cow and cow sounds Cow and Cow.

[C]

But I think he heard the wrong thing, but he didn't correct me.

[B]

You're scary. So my. My first must see movie is Chicago. You have to see this film. It is, in my opinion, the best movie musical of all time. The casting is perfect. There is not a single person in this movie who I believe is miscast. This is my. One of my all time favorite movies

[C]

of all time, I think. One of my all time favorite movies. These are in no particular order. I haven't, like organized them. But one of my all time favorite movies is the Notebook. I think it's such a beautiful classic love story. I love that movie.

[B]

What do you love about it?

[C]

I love the love story of these two people. This man, his wife gets dementia and his entire life is just bringing her memory back so he can just spend like a moment with her just to relive and have that love again.

[B]

Can you recount the. I haven't seen the notebook in over 20 years. Can you remind me what's happening in the Notebook?

[C]

So there's a rich girl from South Carolina. She's a. She's her rich family. She vacations in South Carolina every summer.

[D]

Regina George.

[C]

Yeah, regina George. Rachel McAdams, I must say.

[B]

Her character name is Regina George.

[C]

What's her name in the movie? I forget her name. Anyway, and then so one. One does one summer there, she. This really poor guy sees her this fear. He's, oh, my God, she's beautiful. So he climbs this Ferris wheel to get her attention, to get her to go on a date with her, to with him, they do, they fall in love.

[B]

He climbs the Ferris wheel.

[C]

Yeah. The fer. He.

[B]

Why can't he just wait? She gets down because.

[C]

I don't know, because it's a movie. I want to make sure he's kind

[B]

of an active moving Ferris wheel.

[C]

Yes. Cuz he wants to get her attention.

[D]

Well, I think he doesn't need threating her. He's like, if you don't go out with me, I want to.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

He's like, if, if, if you don't go off me, I, I'll, I, I'll drop, I'll kill myself.

[B]

Red flag. And then we agree, right? Can I. No, no, we're not going to move past that. We agree. Red flag, right? Not a red flag.

[C]

He's clearly joking. He's not really gonna do it. It's clearly a joke.

[B]

But he is manipulative.

[C]

It is a little manipulative. And then so, but he goes on his date with her, she begrudgingly goes, they fall in love. But then she leaves for the summer. And he's like, no, you can't leave. She's like her family is trying to keep them away. Cause her dad is like, he's too poor for you. You cannot be with him. And she's like, but I love him, daddy. And her dad is like, no, you know, matter of fact, we're taking you back up to Sarah Lawrence and you go to school, you gonna forget about this bullshit.

[B]

And he go, go out with me or I'll kick this stool from under my feet.

[C]

He lives town, she lives town. And he's gone. So he goes away to war. And then, and then she.

[D]

See, this is old timey. This is like 1960s.

[C]

Yeah, 1960s. He goes over to war, she's doing her thing. Long story short, she comes back to town one day, but she has a new husband, this man, this, this rich guy. And then he, and then to get her back, he's like, you know, I'm gonna build her this house. So he spends all his money and all the money his dad gives him because his dad passed away and he builds this house to kind of bring her back from his hands, from scratch. He builds a house. She sees it in the newspaper, they come back and they fall in love

[B]

and he's like, how does she know the house? Is it newer, like the house is for you?

[C]

No, because in the newspaper she sees his picture. He like Noah Ringer builds this house, this fabulous house.

[B]

Like four.

[C]

No, he didn't say four. He just built his house. She just opens the newspaper. And she sees it and she's like, oh, my God, this is him. She passes out. She goes to the house, and she's like, oh, my God, it's you. He's like, it's you. And then he. And then they get together. They go on this lake, they kiss. They're together. But then she's.

[B]

And she's married.

[C]

She's engaged. To the situation.

[B]

She's cheating. Yeah, red flag.

[C]

She's cheating. And then he's like. He's like, like, what do you want? Like, what do you want? Like, do you want him or do you want me? She's like, I don't know. He's like. He's like, do you want me? What? Do you want me or him? She's like, I don't know.

[B]

I've seen this clip.

[C]

Yes. And then she leaves and she's like, what am I doing? She breaks up with the guy. She comes back to him. They're together, happier. Live after.

[B]

But didn't someone definitely die in a

[C]

little bit at the end? So that's the story they're telling you. And. But so. Because so fast forward to the late stage in life. She has dementia. So he is retelling her this entire story of the love affair.

[B]

This makes it sound like a very funny movie.

[C]

It's not funny. Oh, it's a romantic movie.

[B]

I thought it was a rom com.

[C]

It's not a rom com.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

I was like, this is not funny.

[C]

It's just a rom.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

And then. So to. To make her remember, he tells her this story. He goes to the. To the. To the nursing home to retell her the story days at a time until she remembers. And then she remembered for like two minutes. And then she goes into dementia again. And then she separates. And then. And then one night in her thing, he climbs into her bed. The last one of the last scenes in the movie. Jump off the bed he finds. And then in the hospital room. Well, in the nursing home. And she's like, oh, my God, it's you. And then they die together in their sleep. And you find out the nursing home is the house that he built for them, their family house for all these years.

[B]

Was he sick too?

[C]

I think they were old. They were like 89 years old.

[B]

Are they in old makeup or are they old actors?

[C]

No, they're old. They're old actors.

[D]

Completely different actors.

[B]

Different. Got it. You know, I've had an ex, he used to, like, vaguely threaten to kill himself. And I don't think it would. Is charming.

[C]

There was a one. It was. It was a girl. He was like a 17 year old kid who can. He's like climbing like on monkey bars. He wasn't really going to kill himself.

[B]

Monkey bars are a Ferris wheel.

[C]

It was a Ferris wheel.

[B]

But like the way you just went from like a two foot drop to a monkey, that was. That was. Never be my lawyer. Never be my lawyer.

[C]

But that's one of my favorite movies of all time.

[B]

How were you when you first watched it? I was in college. I watched it in theaters.

[C]

I think I was in college too. Probably like 18, 19.

[B]

I think the reason why the Notebook didn't speak to me is. You know what it is? People hyped it up too much. Everyone kept saying this phrase, you will cry. Everyone watching it. And I was like, I didn't cry. And by the way, I'm not a hard person to get to cry. I will cry.

[C]

What was the last movie you cried about?

[B]

Last movie I cried about was that I can specifically remember crying about was. What's that movie with Ryan Reynolds? And he's a computer player.

[D]

Oh, what?

[B]

Ready? Player one.

[C]

No, no, no. That's not Ryan Reynolds.

[D]

Guy. Guy.

[B]

Guy. Good Guy.

[D]

It's called Free Guy.

[B]

I cried at Free Guy on a plane. On a plane.

[C]

There's something there to cry about.

[B]

I have to figure it out. It's called Free Guy.

[C]

I figured on my own. No, thank you, Kane. Wait, what is. What is there to cry on there?

[B]

I don't know, girl, but I remember crying and being like, I can.

[C]

I hope no one sees what I'm

[B]

looking at and they see me crying. I don't mind people seeing me crying. I don't want them to know why I'm crying.

[C]

Wait, why?

[B]

He got out of the game. Yeah, he got out of the game and then he's. But then he like sacrificed himself to be in the game so that she could get back to the real world.

[D]

And he like, sorry, that's not true. The last movie you cried at was Wicked for Good.

[B]

I cried at Wicked for Good. That's you. No.

[A]

Did I cry?

[B]

No, you cried, bitch. That was you.

[D]

You also cried.

[B]

I don't think I cried.

[D]

You did. Go back to the one. Go back to our episode, the one about Wicked for Good. You say you were crying.

[B]

No, I cried at Wicked and I got like emotional. But Jacob was. Jacob was inconsolable.

[C]

In For Good or the person for good?

[D]

For both. But.

[B]

But Jacob. Jacob was like also. So what's his name? Matt Rogers. His Silas was sitting on to my right and Jacob sitting to my lap. And she said, just before, you know, just before he starts the movie, I'm gonna be crying the whole time. She did.

[D]

And she kept.

[B]

She kept her word. There was never a moment where I looked to my right and this woman was not crying. I mean, there was. There wasn't a second where this woman was not a mess. So at one point, I have two heaving people beside me.

[D]

I also only cried once during the movie. So you're acting. You're really.

[B]

All I said was, you're being hyperbolic. But no, you know, Jacob, you were heaving. It was one time. No, J. Cole was heaving. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. There's nothing wrong with that. I cry at movies. The last movie, I cried at Fall Guy.

[C]

I do not cry very easily in movies. I think the last movie I cried at was, I think besides the Notebook. I do. I do cry every time in that one. The last one, probably Marley and Me. Have you ever seen Marley and Me?

[B]

No, but I heard it's a good movie.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The Dead Dog.

[C]

The Dead Dog.

[B]

My other movie that you must watch for me is Dream Girls. You have to watch Dream Girls. This is an absolutely amazing film. I love this movie. The cast is. There's not a single person in this movie who is not cast perfectly. Beyonce's acting is phenomenal. Jennifer Hudson, phenomenal.

[C]

You know, people like to come for Beyonce saying she was bad in the movie.

[B]

Beyonce has been bad in movies, but not, not this one.

[C]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

She was in this movie. She was absolutely amazing. The directing was great. My favorite scene, hands down, without a shadow of the bad side. Doubt is stepping to the bad side. When they raise those tambour and they all start step, step, step, this little shimmy. I, I, I paid for my entire family to go see this movie on a Chick Fil A budget. I was working at Chick Fil a at the time.

[C]

So proud.

[B]

I got my whole family. Yes, I worked hard and I paid for something for my family. Yes, I am Jesus chicken. You got me. And I was Christmas Day when it came out, and I asked my family, I said, please, can we please go see Dream Girls? No one wanted to go see it. And then I said, I will pay. I literally drained my bank account to get my family. I paid for me, Justin, Martha Caldwell, Uncle Scotty and Camion to all go watch Dreamgirls on Christmas Day.

[C]

Uncle Scotty, Uncle C wasn't around.

[B]

He was probably living somewhere else at the time.

[C]

Got it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. For me, my Next one would be,

[B]

I mean, and Junior.

[D]

Huh?

[B]

Junior. I just want to throw that.

[C]

Junior was there, too.

[B]

My. My uncle's son.

[C]

And I'm gonna add this one is new, but I. I think it's one of the best films.

[B]

Before you say it, can you just please just keep in mind that, like, you are still in the. You still have the euphoria of recently seen this film. This list is locked in.

[C]

I think this list. I think this one is going to be cemented in time for me.

[B]

And I'm. So. You feel confident?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Even though it's going to be locked in.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Sinners.

[B]

Sinners. Okay.

[C]

I think it is. I think that. I just love how. Just the historical accuracies of it all and just like, all the layers of it. Like, you know, like vampires and stuff. Black folk policing each other, like. And one of the one. To me, one of the most prominent parts of the film is. It's so simple. But when he's going to get the stuff for the party and he tells a little girl, he gives her $5. He asked her, he's like, hey, how much can I pay you to was my truck? She goes, I don't know. Like, I think a nickel. He's like, no. He's like, you're underselling yourself. He's like, you should negotiate. He's teaching her how to negotiate. And he gives her the thing. And then she calls him, and then the guys are trying to steal his truck and he shoots him in the leg. And he doesn't call the cops on him. He's like, don't do that again. And then he gives him money to get it fixed. So I think it's such a small and subtle thing, but I think it. I just think that the movie has so many lessons in that. In that.

[B]

Are Smoke and Stack bad guys or they're good guys.

[C]

I think they're kind of like, chaotic neutral. Yeah. Like, what's the name? Not as Deadpool. Yeah. But not as. Not as chaotic as him. Deadpool is chaos. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like. Oh, it's also overly comedic.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, But. Yeah, but I. I think.

[D]

I think they're.

[B]

That if they're not good guys, but they're not. Like, they're not villains.

[C]

Yeah, they're not villains at all.

[B]

I also. Hot take. I don't think the vampire is a villain.

[C]

The vampire? You don't think the vampire is a villain? Tell me how. Tell me more about that.

[B]

I think that he wants to. First of all, I think he has a natural compulsion or a natural tendency toward spreading his. What he sees as a gift, you know what I mean? He wants people to enjoy the bliss that he experiences by being a vampire. He also seems to be creating a community where, like, racism and sexism don't exist anymore. Like, the vampire is. Like, once he turned the members of the clan, they stopped being racist. Like they are now. Like, they see past race or through race. They're. They're looking at species now.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[B]

He doesn't seem to think he's better than the people that he's killing. He wants them to join his fold. He's not killing for the sake of killing. He's killing. He's. He's killing for the sake of joining.

[C]

Preservation. I don't. I don't know if I see that

[B]

I would call it preservation, but just

[C]

for joining, I mean, he's preserving his species for community. Yeah, I mean, I see what you're trying to, or I see what you're saying, but I think. I disagree because, I mean, I think that he has to give this facade of trust and, like, community so he can literally eat. So I don't know if it's about, like, erasing racism and stuff. I think he's just like, I have to do that. I have to pretend that I like these people so I can get them out here so I can get blood.

[B]

So I can't pretend, though, because the other vampires are all like, no, it's great. We are changed now. Like, we are better people now.

[C]

I think they're all doing that because they're trying to get food. It's like.

[B]

It's like.

[C]

It's like, you gonna catch a wild animal. You. You know, sometimes you have to.

[A]

You.

[C]

You catch more bees with honey than which. Than with traps.

[B]

But are they, like. I don't. I will say when I watch other vampire movies, there's, like, conversations about, like, starving. They don't seem to be starving. They've eaten, girl. They ate. They ate almost everyone at the party. They're. I. That's why I think it's more about community than it is about. They're not. There's no. I can't remember, I want to say once, like, over a year ago, but I don't remember any storylines about them. Be like, I am starving. But the only time they were desperate was when he was, like, being roasted by the sun and the indigenous people were trying to kill him.

[C]

But I think their bloodlust is. Is. Is, like, insatiable.

[B]

You don't know that you're assuming that, but okay.

[C]

In most other vampire movies, you see, their bloodlust is insatiable. Like, they want. They want that.

[B]

Sorry, I hate when you do that. When it goes. When it goes. No.

[C]

Kind of give up the culture and they all sing the Irish culture.

[B]

Sing it. Read it like you're on the news.

[D]

Well, this is a question.

[C]

If you're gonna read, I'm gonna read it. Then I'm gonna talk to you.

[B]

I'll do it like this. Like, don't black people kind of give up their culture and like they sing all the Irish culture music together. That's what I would do.

[C]

Cause you were a fake ass bitch. Trying to take credit for Jacob's question.

[B]

Where'd it go?

[C]

Trying to take Jacob's question.

[B]

Can you do it like that, please?

[C]

Bitch. This is how I do it. Cause here's what I do when I see Bob reading something. I will continue the conversation while I see you reading that. Wait for you.

[B]

No, but I don't do it loud. I don't go. I don't do that because I do this.

[C]

But there will be. But when I'm trying to read something.

[B]

But I don't want to talk while you're. Because you.

[C]

But you will stop the podcast and

[B]

just be like, no, I'll do it while you're talking anyway. Do it how you want to do it and I won't interrupt. You go mumble.

[C]

So Jacob was asking us like, if the.

[B]

He's allergic to your bullshit. You can sneeze. Kate. We're not going to go crazy. You can sneeze.

[C]

Jacob brings up a good point that the black people are giving up their culture to assimilate to the right to the Irish culture and sing their music and stuff. When the. The black folk in. In the juke joint are engaging in their own thing. Like they're so the black folk in this movie are giving up their culture to be. To participate in the white culture.

[B]

So I can't remember. Were they not doing anything black?

[C]

No. They were all like,

[D]

yeah. They're saying the song is the Rocky Road to Dublin. It's like an Irish song. God.

[C]

Yeah. And also just at a base level.

[D]

Remember Michael B. Jordan's like step Irish Step Dancing now?

[B]

I mean, I'm vaguely.

[C]

And just at the base level, he is a villain. He's killing other people regardless of it's whatever.

[B]

So they smoke and sack.

[C]

He's murdering people. They're murdering vampires. They shot that guy. They came from jail. They are rehabilitated.

[B]

What about they shot the knee?

[C]

They shot him. They didn't kill him. They didn't murder anyone.

[B]

They're still harming him.

[C]

Okay, I didn't say that, but they are.

[B]

He's not murdering people.

[C]

Yeah, they're all singing this Irish music. So the vampires are villains. They're evil.

[B]

I think the one truly good person is the witch woman. I can't remember her name. The witch.

[C]

What about. What about Sammy? Sammy, the young guy, the black. The young with the guitar.

[B]

Oh, Sammy's good. Sammy's good. The witch is good.

[C]

I think she's gonna get nominated for Best supporting.

[B]

You know who really pissed me off this movie?

[C]

Who?

[B]

The Asian lady.

[C]

What did she do again?

[B]

She screamed, come in.

[C]

Oh, yeah. But why? But why, though? There was a reason why.

[B]

Because her husband had been killed. She was like, fuck it. Come get me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And she started all the shit. And they could have made it to the morning.

[C]

They could have.

[B]

She said, come on down. We'll leave a light on for you. Ooh, that pissed me off.

[C]

I did not realize I was Hailee Steinfeld.

[B]

I would have cleaned her up.

[C]

I would've pushed her out there with him.

[B]

I would have cleaned her up. Here's the thing.

[C]

Once in a while, it doesn't matter.

[B]

They can come in now. It don't matter. If you push them out now, they're in the door.

[D]

Right.

[C]

I'm going to say. But if the person invited gets pushed out, does it erase the allowance?

[B]

I don't know. My next movie that you must see if you want to be my friend. School of Rock.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

My School of Rock is one of my top five favorite movies of all time. I love Jack Black. I'm a huge Jack Black fan. Joan Cusack is great in this movie. It is just. Have you ever seen. You never seen School of Rock?

[C]

Yeah, I've seen. A long time ago. It didn't. It didn't. In my mind, like, I mean, I think it's fine. I'm not. I don't have the opinion.

[B]

I think Jack Black in this. This is probably, for me, his best film. This is, to me, one of the funniest movies of all time. It has music, it has comedy. It has deception. It has. I mean, I do think that he's playing the character Ned Schneebly.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Who was written.

[C]

The movie is written by Mike White, by the way.

[B]

Well, he. Who's my White.

[C]

White Lotus work.

[B]

He's in the movie too, so. No. So. So Jack Black is pretending to be Ned Schneebly. Who is that guy's character? And he's in kind of like an abusive relationship with Sarah Silverman. Like, she just treats him bad, and she makes him feel bad about himself all the time. And she's constantly telling me he's no good. And he's. And he needs to be stronger. He needs to stand up for himself. And Joan Cusack is the principal of the school, and she is, like, trying to figure out what's going on. But then I will say Jack Black does kidnap children. He does fully kidnap an entire classroom of children.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

He does bully them a lot.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

He bullies them. He's.

[C]

He's mean to them. No, he's mean to them. No, especially. Especially the young, heavyset girl.

[B]

Turkey sub.

[C]

Yeah, there's, like. There's. There. There is. There's a fat shaming with the turkey.

[B]

No turkey. He gay shames the little designer.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He calls him fancy or what is he. I can't remember what he calls him.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He's a little problematic. Oh, fancy work. Fancy, yo. Absolutely. He kidding.

[E]

He's a kid.

[B]

He's a kid now. He's got to be on some sort of offender list.

[C]

Yeah. For me, I'm gonna say Spider Man. Across the spider.

[B]

You love this movie.

[C]

No, no, because I always get confused if it's into the.

[D]

Or across.

[C]

This is across the spider verse. I think it is one of the greatest.

[B]

Is this the animation, the animation?

[D]

Is it the first or second one?

[C]

The second one.

[B]

Oh, I've seen the first one. The first one is really good.

[C]

The second one better. We used to watch right at your house. Okay.

[D]

So the issue is it's a cliffhanger ending. So at this point, I would just wait for the.

[C]

No, no, you go. I watched it, like, 49 times, brother.

[B]

This guy.

[C]

It is one of the greatest animated films ever. The story, the animation, the music, the album. Just listen to the album. Like the soundtrack. It is so.

[B]

Miles Morales.

[C]

Miles Morales and DJ Metro Boomin did the soundtrack. It is phenomenal. Across the Spider Man.

[B]

What do you love about it?

[C]

I love the animation. I love the story. I love.

[B]

Who's the villain.

[C]

The villain is. There are two. There is holes. The hole guy.

[B]

And what's holes? Power.

[C]

His power is he can go through dimensions. His entire body's white, and he just has these spots. So he knows spots. This guy.

[B]

It's a metaphor.

[C]

Yeah. Yep. And. And there's also. We think with the cliffhanger, that Spider Man.

[D]

Well, no.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Well, we're not gonna spoil it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, sorry.

[B]

We spoiled every other movie, but you

[D]

haven't seen it yet and you're gonna watch it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This one's obvious anyway, so what's so. It's just so good. I fucked up this movie.

[B]

It looks like when Spider man punches him in one of the holes, then he can re channel it, and then Spider man has punched himself in the face.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Because his. All the spots are portals to everybody. Other dimensions.

[D]

So he can, like, open mini portals. So he throws a spot onto that wall, throws another spot here, and anything comes out in that wall comes out

[C]

of the ceiling, or it can go

[D]

into another earth or it can go into another dimension.

[B]

Would you want this power between him

[C]

and Spider man if I had to look like that?

[B]

No, but between him and Spider man

[C]

or between him and Spider Man. I want his power, but not if I have to look like him. That's awful. That's what he looks like.

[D]

Ever, forever.

[B]

You're that vain. I don't want to look like a

[C]

white blob with black spots, like a fucking Dalmatian. I think. Oh, my God.

[B]

I think he seems strong. All right, since we're not gonna spoil Spider man across the spider verse, I'm gonna tell you, my next movie that you must see, my friend, is the Lion King. Oh, yeah, the Lion King. My God, guys. And I know there. I know there's a lot of musicals in here. Oh, my God. They've all been musicals. Oh, my God.

[C]

No, not me.

[B]

Every one of my music. Everyone. Literally everyone.

[C]

You're such a. I can't.

[B]

The Lion King is such a brilliant movie. My God, the way they changed the game for animation. 1994 was a great summer. I mean, so my grandma.

[C]

Spoiler alert.

[B]

Wasn't great, what she did.

[C]

Yeah, she died right before it came out.

[D]

Spoiler alert.

[C]

About Lion King, if you ever say anything.

[B]

Spoiler alert. Lion King, this movie from 31 years ago. Spoiler alert. But I will say, like, I mean, the first of all, Leo, Mr. Tim Rice and Elton John devoured this score.

[C]

It's a great score.

[B]

This might actually be the best opening song in any musical ever. Stage film. I cannot think of a better first song than Circle of Life. With that sun rising over the Serengeti called the animals. And you hear that voice. Go na singpongya ma baggi si baba.

[C]

Yeah, it's a great. It's great. It's great.

[B]

It is just so next level. It has just enough comedic value. I mean, comedic like, break. Like when you have. Like. Because, like, Zazu provides it in the beginning. And then when you don't have Zazu, it gives it to Timon and Pumbaa. And then they can't kind of. Then they kind of join forces and community fight at the end.

[C]

I think also, the Hyena is a great comedy relief.

[B]

Whoopi Goldberg. Hyena. Whoopi Goldberg is a hyena in this film. This is the. I mean, God, this movie's so good. Oh, my God, this movie is just. So is it one of Your favorite top 10?

[C]

Not top 10?

[B]

Lion King's not in your top 10?

[C]

No.

[B]

Your list is void, null and void. I have the birthday. You're telling me you got 10 movies in your list and Lion King, correct. The Lion King.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

Is not in your top 10?

[C]

Correct.

[B]

20.

[C]

No, I'm at 25.

[B]

Jacob, is Lion King your top 10?

[C]

I'll put 25.

[B]

10.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Tao is Lion King your top 10?

[D]

No girl.

[B]

Taylor, Lion King your top 10?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Kane top 10.

[C]

This is so Y' all are the minority.

[B]

This is insane.

[D]

Sorry.

[C]

Taylor said yes, but I said they're still in minority.

[D]

Do you have any Disney movies in your top 10 or top 20?

[C]

I see not Disney feature films, Disney Channel original movies, which is weird.

[B]

You not about to put. No.

[C]

You not about to put E. Stevens

[B]

the Music and not put in Lion King. You not put in.

[C]

I would put the 13th year in my top 10. About the guy who.

[B]

I don't even know what that is, but it ain't better than Lion King.

[C]

He becomes a mermaid.

[B]

I don't even know what that is, but it ain't better than Lion King.

[C]

Okay, I'm gonna put the birdcage in my top five. The Birdcage with Nathan Lane and Robin Williams. It is one of the funny. It still remains his comedy today. It is still so relevant.

[D]

So

[C]

when he's in the dressing room, besides all of Albert's, but also just when he's there shaving, he's. You're shaving now. I think that's a great quote.

[B]

I mean, I will say this.

[C]

It is such a great film. If you are a young queer person or a queer person who's never seen it, you have to give yourself time to watch a birdcage. It is Nathan. I think it's Nathan Lane's best work. Do you agree? I like the Producers, too, though I never seen the Producers.

[B]

I also saw him in Addam's Family on Broadway. I know it's not a Movie.

[C]

But no, it's not movies.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[C]

Wanna kick a bucket down the street? I mean. No, it's not a movie. Bitch, I said movies.

[B]

Okay, but it's his work. He wasn't working when he kicked the bucke.

[C]

You don't know that.

[B]

So who are you? Who are you in. Who are you in the Birdcage? They're casting. They're casting. They're actually. They're doing Albert. They're actually doing a Lincoln Center Birdcage with Wayne Brady.

[C]

Okay, here's the thing. So La Cage is the Birdcage is the birdcage.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But the Birdcage is a play and La Cage is a movie.

[D]

Oh, so La Cage Fall is a French movie which is. Has the same plot as the Birdcage and then the bird. They remade an American version called the

[C]

Birdcage, which is a musical or a

[D]

play, which is just a movie, and the musical is based off the French movie, which is why it's called La Cage, the name of the.

[B]

And La Cage is the bird. Them in the cage.

[C]

But people should. They should make the bird the Birdcage play. See what I'm saying?

[B]

I mean, if you ever go see La Cage, it is.

[C]

I did see.

[B]

It's the Birdcage. It's got. It's got the. It's got the. The.

[C]

The.

[B]

The powerful senator. It's got the. Yeah, that's.

[D]

I mean, that's the same. La Concha fol is the Birdcade.

[B]

They've already made it. It is. It is. It's names. The name's the same everything, right?

[D]

It's the same. The same script.

[B]

Yeah. The character names the same everything.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

It's just the movie takes place in the. In the.

[B]

You just want the music taken out.

[C]

Yeah, I think I just like straight play.

[B]

I will say that. So you're. You're Nathan Lane's character. It was.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're Nathan Lane's character. Yeah.

[C]

I can see you playing the. The Robert Williams character. I can see that for you.

[B]

Why I'm the butch.

[C]

I'll give you a range. You have a range.

[B]

Why I gotta be the butch one? I want to be the young son.

[C]

You know, you could be the Republican. No, the original mother. We could be her role. Wow. That's crazy.

[B]

I do.

[C]

Wait, are we at five? I think we are.

[B]

You're out of year. I have one. I've done four. I have one more then I do. It bothers me, though, because I think that I don't like the sun in that like, he pisses me off. And the fact that he does Nathan Lane's character like that, when Nathan Lane's character has, like, done everything to, like, support this little. And he's built this life for him, and he's just so nasty about it. And then the fact that they acquiesce and then he gets what he wants, and they. They safely get this Republican out of the bird cage, and it just pissed. It pisses me off. I watched it for the first time with Layla, okay. In, like, 2021.

[C]

Oh, really? You were late in life to see

[B]

the birdcase or maybe 2019 somewhere around there.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, I watched it on. On. We're here just on one of our days off, and I gotta tell you that that son pisses me.

[C]

Kids are awful. This is.

[B]

This is why I'm like, he's not a kid. He's an adult.

[C]

But I'm saying that he's their kid. Kids are like. Your children are always. They're like. This is why I'm like children, because you would do Albert. Not Albert. What's Robert Williams name in the movie?

[B]

Can you have this clip on a yelling fuck?

[C]

I mean, fuck kids. Kids are annoying. Like you said, he's done everything for this kid. Raised him up in this beautiful town, gave him a great life. They were like, can you not be a faggot, dad? I'm trying.

[B]

So. By the way, he's the villain of the show. It's not the Republican guy. The Republican guy's doing what Republican guys do. The villain is the son.

[C]

They're both villains.

[B]

The villain is the son. The villain is the son. And my.

[C]

No, that was your fifth.

[B]

No, that was your movie. I didn't say bird cake.

[C]

Well, I get two more. I get one more. There's no one rap whenever, so.

[B]

So just do what I was gonna do.

[C]

Regurgitate. Hurry up. I'm gonna get mine in.

[B]

It's not regurgitating. I haven't said this yet, but my film that you have to watch if you want to be my friend is the color person.

[C]

I said at the top of the show.

[B]

I said that. Okay? I never said it wasn't. But I'm. Can I do my list and you do yours? And what's your next one? White Boy Stomp.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

How did you know that?

[C]

No, for me, it's gonna be all right.

[B]

You don't want to. You fatigue. I'm talking about my movie.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I want to take a bottle full

[C]

of aspirin and don't wake up for this anymore.

[B]

What is this you are doing? Oh, my God. So the Color Purple is the best movie of all time. It is the most robbed Oscar movie of all time. The cast is perfect. Whoopi Goldberg, 8. Danny Glover, 8. Quincy Jones, 8. Steven Spielberg, 8. Oprah Winfrey, 8. This movie is.

[C]

Fat jokes about Oprah is crazy. Do what fat jokes?

[B]

That was not a fat joke. The movie is brilliant. The movie is. But brilliant. I love the Color Purple.

[C]

I agree. I love Color Purple too. But I will put on my list because I love these movies so much. I love action movies. I love a Marvel movie. I'm putting X Men 2000, the first one with Halle Berry as the form, or Hugh Jackman's first portrayal as Wolverine, because it was the first one. And I just. I think it set the stage, obviously, for Marvel, Endgame, Infinity wars, all of it. And I just love, love, love that scene where this. And it's such a stupid scene. The scene when storm is flying at the end, she's like, do you know

[B]

what happens the frog to its hoe when it's struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else. Before I go, I want to give you. I've actually, I've asked this question on the podcast before, so you should, in theory, know the answer.

[C]

So who's winning Drag Race?

[B]

Who is the only actor besides. What's his name? Besides the guy who plays Wolverine? Besides Hugh Jackman to play Wolverine, there's only one other actor to ever portray him in a movie.

[C]

It was a major motion picture. Sorry, it was. Wait, wait. I know who.

[B]

Wait, Jacob says home.

[D]

Well, that was true, but after the release of the. The Deadpool movie, there's actually another one. So now there are three actors.

[C]

Oh, was it Timothee Chalamet?

[B]

Troye Sivan.

[C]

Troye Sivan. Who's the other one?

[D]

Henry Cavill.

[C]

Henry Cavill played him.

[B]

Oh, like one of those multiverses.

[D]

In Deadpool and Wolverine, there's like a. There's a brief scene where Deadpool is like, looking for Wolverine across dimensions.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

And one of them is played by Henry Cavill.

[C]

There was so much in that. There was so many cameras in that movie. That's gonna be like the. The Root Paul movie. Stop that train when I tell you. There were over 35 celebrity cameos. Myself, Raven Simone.

[B]

These been announced?

[C]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[B]

All these celebrities. So we got one Raven Simone.

[C]

Jacob, wrap this thing up. And one bitter ball over here. 1.

[B]

And on that note, thank you for

[C]

coming on my show. Give me these goddamn flowers.

[A]

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