The One With Meatball

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — “The One With Meatball” (November 10, 2025)

Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

Special Guest: Meatball

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Episode Overview

In this raucously funny episode, Bob the Drag Queen is joined by legendary drag comedian and podcaster Meatball for a rollicking conversation packed with razor-sharp wit, drag drama, and personal stories. From playful beefs in the drag community to deep dives into their upbringing, surgeries, and the pageant scene, the duo keeps the laughs (and shade) coming. The episode crescendos with a blind ranking of international pageant costumes, but never strays far from the kind of candid, irreverent, and affectionate banter that defines Sibling Rivalry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Drag Family Dynamics & “Beef” Culture

• Drag Family Tree: The hosts riff on who’s an “unofficial sibling” based on podcast guest status. They list drag icons like Peppermint, Naomi Smalls, and Bianca Del Rio. (03:35–03:54)
• Playful Feuds:
  • Meatball jokes about perpetual “beef” with Trinity the Tuck, noting, “She blocked me.” (03:05)
  • On drag queen relationships:

    “I like to playfully argue and bring stuff up as a joke. And some of them just don’t have the same sense of humor as me, which is like bullying.” — Meatball (04:56)

  • Bob teases, “You don’t take much seriously.” (05:05)

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2. Upbringing and Class Clowning

• Meatball’s Origins:
  • Adopted; lived in Egypt, London, Norway, and Houston. (09:59–10:16)
  • Frequent jokes from Bob about Meatball growing up rich — “Only rich people adopt. Broke people foster. Rich people adopt.” (09:26–09:39)
  • Countered by Meatball: “We were comfortable.” (09:26)
• Sibling Rivalry on Wealth:

  “I’m sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren’t rich growing up.” — Bob (11:46)

• Adoption Details:
  • Both Meatball and his brother are adopted.
  • Share a close bond, text about family emergencies and “affordable cars.” (12:06–13:32)
• Parental Hardship:
  • Meatball’s mother suffered injuries; conversation pivots to familial support and technology for disability. (12:22)

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3. Separating Art from Artist

• Question on Problematic Icons:
  • “Do you separate the art from the artist?” — Meatball, on shows like Cosby. (10:46)
  • Bob: Doesn't watch Cosby anymore; acknowledges “we didn’t know” about Cosby’s crimes growing up. (10:48–10:53)

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4. Podcasting—Meta Jokes & Show Concepts

• Idea for New Podcast:
  • Meatball suggests a show called “What Was That Like?” where the only question is, “And what was that like?” leading to a Between Two Ferns-style bit. (07:04–08:10)

  “And what was that like?” — Running gag (various; 07:42–08:07)

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5. Surgery, Insecurity, and Body Image

• Bob’s Forthcoming Hair Surgery:
  • Nervousness pre-Broadway surgery.
  • “Well, bitches, I’m not going to Broadway tomorrow.” — Bob (18:57)
  • Discussion around aftercare, recovery, and poor aftercare habits (20:43–20:53)
• Plastic Surgery in Drag:
  • Meatball: “I don’t want to ever feel like shit for six weeks...” (26:12)
  • Conversation about the high risks of BBLs, with banter about Monet’s rumored surgery and “BBL smell.” (25:51–26:24)
  • On body image and aging:

    “When you’re fat, you don’t wrinkle.” — Bob (30:45–31:03)

  • Meatball: “I’m on a weight loss journey. I’m thin. In my mind.” (31:03–31:08)

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6. Hair, Identity, and Blackness

• Ethnic Hair Upbringing:

  • Both discuss mixed hair experiences, relaxers, and being raised by white parents.
  • “I had hair like down to here, and my mom would relax it…” — Meatball (21:34–21:41)
  • On cultural styles and failed perms. (21:54–22:05)
  • Bob: “When I was younger... I had locks down to here.” (22:02)

• Hormones & Gender Expression:

  • Bob: “I actually have really high estrogen levels. I’m on estrogen blockers.” (22:22)

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7. Pageantry & Blind Costume Judging

• Outfit Judging Segment (Miss World Continental):
  • Bob and Meatball blindly rank 20+ international drag costumes/cultural looks, assigning each a slot without seeing the rest, and providing colorful, sometimes savage, commentary.
  • Sample exchange:

    “[Malta]...that to me is like an eight because it’s gorgeous, but not inventory.” — Meatball (36:05) “She looks like Naomi Campbell...” (57:34, on Zimbabwe)

  • Banter on design, cultural references, padding, and the drag pageant ecosystem.
  • Running theme: “I want to be intrigued. I want to see something new, inventive.” — Meatball (48:39)
  • Memorable quote:

    “All the comments on that video are people just being like, she’s always had a fat ass. And I was like, yeah, and now it’s fatter.” (25:38, discussing Monet)

  • Frequent shade at underwhelming designs:

    “This is garbage, mama.” (42:25, on Laos)

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8. Viral Drag Queen Moments and Social Media

• TikTok, Vaping, and Livestreamers:
  • The pair lament always seeing the “same five people” online.
  • Discuss live arguing, bans, and the recent Oracle acquisition of TikTok. (33:03–34:53)
  • Meatball: “I miss when you used to get on there and just argue with people... I had to stop my debate era.” (34:05–34:12)

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9. Drag as Community, Coping, and Acceptance

• Calling Out “Riches” as Insecurity:

  “My calling out people’s richness is really just my own insecurities from growing up.” — Bob (15:43)

• Fat Positivity vs. Stereotypes:

  “You can say fat. I’m just kidding. I literally have a party called Fat Slot.” — Meatball (31:27)

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10. Miscellaneous Memorable Moments

• On Surgeries and Danger:

  “Isn’t the BBL like, the most dangerous surgery? Like 2,000 people a year die from it or something.” — Meatball (30:28)

• Black Taylor Swift:

  • Bob reveals the phenomenon of “Black Taylor Swift” (47:41–48:11)

• Celebrity Encounters:

  • Meatball brags about meeting everyone from Beyoncé to Katy Perry—always “at a birthday party.” (40:08, 54:01)

• Language & Regional Knowledge:

  • Lighthearted grilling on world geography, language barriers, and IKEA origins. (49:00–50:42)

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Notable Quotes & Time Stamps

• Bob: “I’m sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren’t rich growing up.” (11:46)
• Meatball: “Do you separate the art from the artist?” (10:46)
• Bob: “When you’re fat, you don’t wrinkle.” (30:45)
• Meatball (about family wealth): “We were comfortable.” (09:26)
• Meatball: “Only rich people adopt. Broke people foster. Rich people adopt.” (09:26)
• Bob: “My calling out people's richness is really just my own insecurities from growing up.” (15:43)
• Meatball: “I literally have a party called Fat Slot.” (31:27)
• Bob (on drag sibling drama): “You always have beef with Trinity.” (02:53)
• Bob (about dressing as a clown): “I love dressing like a clown.” (28:30)
• Meatball: “You’re the only one that calls me Meat.” (01:47)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |-------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:25 | Notable lines that spurred the episode (theme: art/artist, class shade) | | 03:05 | Trinity “beef”, drag feuds | | 09:26 | Bob calls out Meatball’s “wealth” | | 10:46 | “Do you separate the art from the artist?” theme | | 11:46 | Rich/poor banter—Bob’s quote | | 12:22 | Sibling conversations, family emergencies | | 15:43 | Calling out richness as insecurity | | 18:46 | Hair surgery discussion (Bob’s anxieties) | | 21:34-22:05 | Ethnic hair, growing up mixed/with white parents | | 25:51 | Monet’s rumored BBL/butt banter, “BBL smell” | | 30:45-31:08 | “Fat doesn’t wrinkle”, body image talk | | 35:38 | Pageant outfit judging segment kick-off | | 47:41 | Black Taylor Swift AI phenomenon | | 54:01 | Meeting Katy Perry “at a birthday party” | | 59:04 | Meatball’s plugs for upcoming shows and podcast | | 59:12 | Double-wide doors, size jokes, comedic close |

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

As always, “Sibling Rivalry” delivers a fiercely irreverent, wildly honest, and affectionately abrasive look at drag, identity, art, and queerness. Bob and Meatball’s chemistry oscillates between biting shade and soft vulnerability—whether making fun of each other’s class backgrounds and surgeries, or genuinely discussing insecurities, identity, and family. The pageant costume judging segment offers a spectacular surface for sharp analysis and drag expertise, sprinkled with comedic gold. For listeners, this episode is a glorious whirlwind through queer culture, drag politics, self-acceptance, and the art of the read.

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How to See More of Meatball

• Live: Every third Friday at Precinct LA, “Fat Slut” party
• Podcast: Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper and Meatball
• Online: Look for @spiciestmeatball (if you can spell it right)

“And who knows, maybe the hit new web show ‘What Was That Like?’ will be premiering right here.” — Bob (58:57)

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This summary captures the core themes, memorable moments, and quotable highlights that make this episode a must-listen—even if you haven’t tuned in yet. For full comedic effect and nuance, listen to Bob and Meatball’s inimitable delivery!

Transcript

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

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And I'm Monet X Change.

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And this is Sibling Rivalry.

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In this week's episode, we interview a mortician.

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We welcome Meatball to the podcast and

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we find out what made Bob say this.

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I'm sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren't rich growing up. And we found out what made Meatball say this.

[D]

Do you separate the art from the artist?

[C]

Welcome back to Sibling Rivalry. And I am here with the. Okay. Do people call you Meat? Am I the one that calls you Meat? You?

[D]

Yeah, you're the only one that calls me Meat.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. Or Meats. I get that one.

[C]

I assume your first name was Meat and your last name was Ball.

[D]

No, but you know what? People used to assume my name was Spicy Meatball. And then guess what your name was online. Well, it's spiciest, but I'm the spiciest

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meatball of all of them.

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But then people are dumb and they don't know how to spell spiciest when they're like, what's your Instagram? And you go Spiciest and they go spi. You do it for me.

[C]

Well, people, they're being vulnerable with you

[D]

and I don't like that.

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We are with the spiciest Meatball. First name me. Last name Tabal.

[D]

Uh huh. That's the one.

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Give it up. From the legendary house of Tabal. Give it up for me.

[D]

Give it up for the new sign. Are you amazing?

[C]

Are you now an unofficial sibling?

[D]

Oh my God. Finally.

[C]

So we have a few cousins and siblings in the family away. Peppermint.

[D]

Yes, of course.

[C]

Naomi Smalls.

[D]

Duh.

[C]

Bianca Del Rio. She hasn't done the pot in a long time, though.

[A]

Honestly. Trinity was this one.

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Trinity has been a.

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Who's that?

[C]

Do you have beef with her too?

[D]

Who?

[C]

You always have beef with Trinity. Talk.

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Listen, I just need to know. Well, she blocked me.

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Do you have beef with any Trinities? Because you were like. It's like you had beef with a lot of them.

[D]

Well, I thought Trinity K. Bonet.

[C]

No, Trinity K. Bone has never been

[D]

on the pod, but Trinity the Tuck. No, I just, I. She blocked me.

[C]

So what did you do, Trinity the Block?

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I tried to. Trinity the Block is her new name. Yeah, I just tried to get down to Trinity from the Matrix. Yeah, I hate her.

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What's that actor? What's her name?

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What is her name?

[C]

We should know. It's like, it's like such a. What is it?

[D]

Oh, yeah, Carrie Ann Moss.

[C]

Oh, okay.

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I just wanted her to say whether or. Whether or not. Or whether she. Was she devil by night.

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Do you think she is?

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I've been over this. I don't know how Reddit works. I feel like I'm pretty Internet competent. Do you think she needs you? Pop.

[C]

Your collar is driving me insane. Were you trying to pop it?

[D]

No. Oh, yeah, I was just trying to get dressed because I was running late.

[C]

Yeah, no, you made it pretty. Pretty on time.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

But also maybe you're one of those early, late and late.

[D]

Yeah, I'm always 15 minutes early.

[C]

I work with Monet, so this is.

[D]

I know I did a podcast with

[C]

her, but I'm always ready before she is.

[D]

Of course.

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Yeah.

[D]

Well, what's. What's. Do you prefer if people show up super early to stuff?

[C]

I think 10 minutes early is a. I do think there's a area where you can be too early. And in my opinion, anything before 15 minutes is you can't show. If someone says, come over at 7, you can't show up at 6:30.

[D]

No, you show up at 8. If someone's like, I'm having a party, starts at 7, ends at 10. You show up at LA thing.

[C]

Well, me and Jacob, our dumb asses were showing up at 7.

[D]

Oh yeah. And no one's there.

[C]

No one's.

[D]

They're still setting up, like, yeah, just go sit in the other room.

[C]

But New Yorkers, we weren't like that. We were. You show up on time.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Well, it takes an hour to get everywhere in New York City. You give yourself an hour. No matter where you're going, you can be going one train stop. You give yourself an hour to get there. But in L. A, me and Jacob found out pretty soon after we got here that people are actually not showing up when the party is supposed to be starting. No, I didn't. I did not know.

[D]

That's when you just sit in your car on your phone and TikTok for like 30.

[C]

Why do I be with so many drag queens?

[D]

I think because I like to playfully, like, argue and bring stuff up as, like, a joke. And some of them just don't have the same sense of humor as me, which is like bullying.

[C]

You don't take much seriously.

[D]

No, I don't take anything seriously.

[C]

So now that George Santos is out, are you going to do guess who's back in the house? He'll click clack in a. I was thinking that.

[D]

Or Freedom by Beyonce.

[C]

Freedom is a good one as well.

[D]

And then like do.

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Or Aretha Franklin's Freedom. Freedom. What's the song? The song's called the song that called Freedom.

[D]

That's this room full of white people. What the Aretha Franklin song is called Freedom.

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Freedom. Freedom. Think, think. Yeah, it's called Think, Think, Think Think Think. Yeah, think.

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Anyway, I'm young.

[C]

Who you have beef right now?

[D]

No one. I've stayed off the Internet.

[C]

How old are you?

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36. I'm old. I'm a grandpa.

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You can Google that and find out if you're telling the truth.

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Go to my Wikipedia. It says I'm 46.

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Does it really?

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Yes.

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Why?

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Because there was a.

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So what am I supposed to believe?

[D]

Calm down, Savannah.

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Savannah, slow down, slow down.

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I'm gonna answer all your questions. It says. It says I'm 46. At one point it said I was 250 years old. One time it said I was.

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You were born in 1979.

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You're lying.

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You're lying.

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Second.

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Shit.

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You were born in Baton, Louisiana?

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Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

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Are you from Baton Rouge?

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No, I'm from Houston, which is Texas, which is part of the South. Yeehaw.

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You want to fight?

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No, I don't. Yes, you do.

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I love your podcast. You're the common denominator. Queer.

[D]

So are you always. Why are you screaming like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

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When I came to your podcast, I was nice, I was sweet.

[D]

Pretty sure. Pretty sure you weren't.

[C]

What to you?

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What was that nice to you? No, I kept on, yeah, you're always nice to me, but I kept on asking the question, and what was that like?

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What was that like?

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Which I think is a great question.

[C]

Did you not know what it's like yet?

[D]

Yes, I have some people like to answer it.

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You should have your own side podcast called what was that like?

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Well, that's what I'm trying to do

[C]

where you only ask the question. And what was that like?

[D]

Well, you have to preface it with like. So you worked with Trinity, the talk.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And what was that like? And. But then it's open ended and they can answer however they want.

[C]

But do you only ask that question going forward? You start off with like one thing. Like, I'm sitting here. Okay. Can I be you in this? In this scenario?

[D]

Yeah. Do your best me impression.

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Welcome to and what was that like? And I'm here. Hello.

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Hello, everyone.

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Welcome to and what was that like with the spiciest meatball. 1-235-463-2553 4R.

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That was pretty close.

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And I'm joined by beautician and celebrity mortician Adilia Dupree La.

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Hello.

[C]

So, Adilia, you are a mortician?

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Yes.

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And when did you start?

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In 1963.

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And what was that like?

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Oh, back then we just stuffed the bodies with newspapers.

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And what was that like?

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Love reading the newspapers.

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And what was. I think this is kind of. It might be the new words. It could be the new Between Two Ferns.

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Really?

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Were you just continually asking what was that like? Over and over again?

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And if they're like, I don't know, you just kind of stare at them for a long time and be like.

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And that was. And what was that?

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Like 15 minute episodes in and out.

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This might be brilliant.

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You want. How much? You want 10%?

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No, no, no, no.

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Just let me have it. Thank you. I'm poor.

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A producer credit would be nice.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna do it at Mom? Are you gonna. Let's put you here at Purse First Studios.

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Can I do it here? You have a nicer studio than you.

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Would you get in trouble?

[D]

No, they don't care.

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You say that now, but then when Emma Small came over here, it was World War Three.

[D]

No, it wasn't.

[C]

Yeah, it was.

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No, it was. Well, actually, I'm not a producer, so I have no idea what it was like, but I assume that they didn't do it.

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The emails, the threats, the.

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Okay, see, now, now you're trying to start stuff that doesn't exist.

[C]

There was a flaming pile of poop on our front door.

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That was just me.

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I went to go, I was trying to get in, and it said, never poach from mom ever again. And then I saw this bear standing in the corner who I Think was Dipper, but I'm not sure. It was in a distance. And he did this and he drove off in his Prius.

[D]

He burnt nied.

[C]

He was like, I'm going to get drive.

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You should know Toyota Camry.

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Toyota is the most trusted.

[D]

He bought it from his parents.

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Toyota is the. So you say he's a Nepo baby. You think he grew up rich? I feel like you grew up rich.

[D]

He did.

[C]

That's not shift from you.

[D]

He did grow up rich.

[C]

No, let's talk about you.

[D]

What does me have to do with any of this?

[C]

I think you grew up rich.

[D]

We were comfortable.

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Well, you were adopted. And only adopted people. Only rich people adopt. Broke people don't adopt. Broke people foster. Rich people adopt.

[D]

Yeah, they adopted me when I was a baby. And then we moved to Egypt and then I ate sand and got worms and what was that like, honey baby? I ate sand and got worms. That's what it was like.

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Wait, you lived in Egypt?

[D]

Yeah.

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Do you speak any? No.

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It was. I was a big.

[A]

And London.

[D]

What?

[A]

And London.

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And London. And Norway. Yeah. No, I could do like a theater cockney accent.

[C]

We lost vision, by the way. Jacob, that could be fixed.

[D]

Pull it together.

[C]

No, you.

[D]

So where have you lived?

[C]

Baton Rouge, Texas.

[D]

I didn't live in Baton Rouge. I was born in Baton Rouge.

[C]

Well, you lived for a second at least.

[D]

No, three days after I was adopted, before I was born. So three days after I was born, I moved to Egypt. I got all my shots and then they took me straight over to Egypt. And then I grew up in Egypt. I don't really remember much.

[C]

You're African?

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

My.

[D]

No.

[C]

Egypt is in Africa.

[D]

But I'm not African.

[C]

Well, all black people are African.

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I'm from every continent.

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In Africa, there's only Africa is a continent.

[D]

That's a Raven Simone quote. Oh, I can't believe you don't know that one.

[C]

I didn't grow up watching Raven Simone. To be honest, I didn't have Disney Channel growing up.

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I didn't either. My parents never let me watch cable. I didn't get cable until I was like well into high school.

[C]

So I watched. I watched the Cosby Show.

[D]

Do you separate the art from the artist?

[C]

I do not watch Cosby show anymore. But everyone watched Coffee show growing up. We didn't know. We didn't know.

[D]

We had no idea.

[C]

And. And. And then I didn't watch any Disney Channel because I didn't. We couldn't afford it. We didn't all grow up comfortable.

[D]

I didn't have it either.

[C]

Adopted by wealthy baronesses.

[D]

No. Baronesses. Your mother was a baroness? No, my mom was poorer than my dad.

[C]

That's. But what's the point?

[D]

They were both poor. They were both poor. You're lying. They were poor.

[C]

If your dad is a billionaire, your mom's a billionaire.

[D]

He's not a billionaire.

[C]

But I'm saying if your dad is

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a billionaire, he's not even a millionaire.

[C]

If and your mom's a millionaire, you're still rich.

[D]

As if. And that wasn't it.

[C]

We can't prove that they're not billionaires.

[D]

Yes, we can.

[C]

How many bedrooms in your home growing up?

[D]

3. Me and my brother had to share.

[C]

Had to. Oh, the trauma.

[D]

Me and my white brother had to share a bedroom. So it was crazy what was happening

[C]

in the third bedroom. Were your parents in different bedrooms?

[D]

And my mom would do work and sew.

[A]

You went to Interlochen?

[D]

Yeah, I went to Interlochen Arts Academy.

[C]

Is that an expensive school?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You are rich. I'm sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren't rich growing up. This is crazy.

[D]

It was hard.

[C]

Did you have a Julietta?

[D]

What the fuck is a Julietta?

[C]

Well, you don't watch the show. You watch Jose Mar.

[D]

I thought her name was Juliet. Juliet?

[C]

No.

[D]

We didn't have help around the house.

[C]

None. None.

[D]

It was my mom.

[C]

Is your brother older than you or younger than you?

[D]

He's. Well, seven months older than me. We were.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

Adopted. Very close.

[C]

He's adopted too?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Nice. How? And so is he gay? No. Are you close?

[D]

Kinda. We text, like, once a week.

[C]

What was the last text you sent your brother?

[D]

My mom fell down and broke both of her arms. So we were, like, trying to figure out what to get her as a gift. And then we were like, she can't use anything.

[C]

A gay boy. I'm sorry.

[D]

We were like, is there something. Is there some way that you can, like, use her eyes on an iPad and it'll, like, type for her? How does she.

[C]

Is she. Is she older?

[D]

Yeah, my parents are old as hell. All parents. They adopted us when they were, like, 35. So they're like 70 something.

[C]

Let's read the last text we sent to our brother.

[D]

But you seem closer to your family. Doesn't your brother, like, live with you?

[C]

No, my brother lives in Atlanta. My other brother lives in Atlanta.

[D]

Don't talk down to me.

[C]

I have one brother in Mississippi. One brother in Atlanta. The last text I sent my brother was, having you there was Amazing. I really wish we'd live closer to each other, to be honest.

[D]

Oh, mine. He was looking to buy a new car. This was last Friday. Or Friday. I wanted another ev, but the only ones in my budget were sedans, and I don't think I could do a small car again.

[C]

Is that what you sent? Your brother sent you. You're using your brother? He sent me that what you send him, though.

[D]

I kind of want the VW electric bus, but it only goes 275 miles on one charge.

[C]

That is the. That. That text is called All y' all broke.

[D]

No, it didn't. It's an affordable car if you lease. I'm looking at the ev.

[C]

Of course.

[D]

Whatever. Oh, I'm sorry. Lexus. Don't come for me, rich bitch. You're rich. How many houses do you have?

[C]

One.

[D]

Three. One, three. Jacob's over here giving three like this, which is crazy. Like this.

[C]

That's not true. He's lying.

[D]

I know. You got one with Jacob. You have one with your new partner. I don't know if you talk t. I don't know if you talk about him. And then don't you have another one? You have a third one?

[C]

Yeah, it burned down in Atlanta.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And it's gone since. You want to bring it up.

[D]

That's crazy. You.

[C]

Me take pictures of my crispy home?

[D]

Honestly? Yeah. Like, how bad was it?

[C]

It was pretty bad. That's total. Total, complete total. We sold it.

[D]

So someone else was like, oh, my house burned down. And then who was it? And it was just their garage that burned?

[C]

No, my. The whole house. It was the whole thing.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

It's up the basement. But the basement was flooded with water because, you know, they. They actually destroy your home when they.

[D]

Yeah, when they spray it with all that water. Everything's done.

[C]

Yeah, the house. So the whole top floor was completely done. The basement was still intact, but it was so moldy.

[D]

Do you have. Do you have like a weird thing now where you're like, I want to put everything in storage that is valuable and matters in storage? No, not really.

[C]

I mean, I had a little bit of trauma when the. The LA fires happen. I was like, I mean, I'm gonna. Cuz I. I don't have anything from my childhood. I have nothing. Everything from my childhood is completely gone. I have one hoodie that I. In one Led Zeppelin shirt that I bought from Walmart when I was in high school, which I bought at the time to make it look vintage. And now it is actually a 25 year old shirt.

[D]

Someone was telling me, any concert you go to, no matter how expensive the shirt is, buy it now. It'll be worth something later.

[C]

Oh, I was wearing a Diana Ross shirt yesterday.

[D]

Oh, nice.

[C]

But I bought the bootleg stuff, though.

[D]

Oh, yeah, the parking lot stuff is just as good.

[C]

Better.

[D]

Sometimes when I go out, when I went to the Beyonce, shaking his head. You don't like the parking lot? You think you're better than me.

[C]

I got the parking lot stuff and

[D]

I laid it down.

[C]

And the whole graphic. He said the whole graphic was sideways.

[D]

Yeah, that adds character.

[C]

Ties are crooked.

[D]

Yeah, maybe it's a you problem, Taylor,

[C]

but I. I don't, I don't. I don't. I do have my calling out. People's richness is really just my own insecurities from growing up.

[D]

Because you're rich now and you want to make sure that you.

[C]

I'm not.

[D]

Everyone know I'm not poor now. I've seen everything in this studio. You're rich.

[C]

I haven't.

[D]

There's over $2 million.

[A]

That's not true.

[D]

In here, just in wigs alone.

[C]

That's not. That's not true.

[D]

What about the Garo Sparrows?

[C]

I don't have any Garo Sparrow here.

[D]

Oh, who's the one that you like?

[C]

I have a lot of Diego Montoya, Domino Couture. I have a few Lashawn Beyond Pieces. I have Godoy. I have who you point at this. Oh, you know what? I'm going to tell you more about it after an ad break. But if you do not want to watch ads, you can go over to our Patreon right now. You will get ad free sibling rivalry. And we'll be back with our guest meatball in a few.

[D]

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[C]

And we're back.

[A]

You.

[C]

I've said this before. You probably can sing.

[D]

I probably could. I was taking voice lessons. I've heard about your voice lessons.

[C]

Yeah, well, I'm going on Broadway, so

[D]

I got to be able to sing that's incredible.

[C]

I have to sing Chandelier eight nights a week. Eight times a week.

[D]

Are you going to hit the high note?

[C]

You know what?

[D]

Come to the show. Don't do that right after that. That was clean, though. That was crisp. That was crisp and sustained and beautiful. Come see, come see. Moulin Rouge.

[C]

No, I swear I hadn't warped up.

[D]

There was nothing wrong with that. Why are you all laughing at her? Yeah, why are they laughing? You're supposed to be supportive in here and they're not.

[C]

You have so much hair.

[D]

Yeah, everywhere. I looked at my back the other day and I went, is it getting worse?

[C]

Does your back hair grow into your. Yeah, yeah. You. My friend Mitch. Yes. I feel like all the furry guys know each other.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. I ran into him in P town.

[C]

Completely furry covered. I mean, literally. Like, the neck hair grows.

[D]

The beard grows to the stops at the head.

[C]

Well, not too much. Not too much. The beard hair grows all the way to the lips. Don't you do that too, Taylor? Like, it grows all the way. It grows all the way to the lips. Like, literally to here, into here.

[D]

Oh, I love that. I love that. I love hair, you guys. I love when the mustache goes over the lip too, so you can't even see it.

[C]

One of them. Yeah, one of those things.

[D]

Yeah. They look like a prospector.

[C]

I'm jealous of your hair. Cause I'm going to get hair surgery. Are you nervous tomorrow?

[D]

Oh, before Broadway and then they're just going to put a wig on it.

[C]

No, I'm wearing a hat.

[D]

So am I. Yeah. Okay. You know, your head swells up and you look like Megamind.

[C]

Well, bitches, I'm not going to Broadway tomorrow.

[D]

No, I know.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I'm just saying, like, that's a thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, I'm afraid of surgeries.

[C]

I have a big head already. So you never had a surgery? No. Not a tooth, not a bone, no. Nothing?

[D]

Never. I'm like, yeah. And then I get like a.

[C]

You've never put under?

[D]

Maybe. I guess, like, I don't mean like

[C]

some guy choking you out while he's you. Doggy stuff.

[D]

Don't talk about my dad like that. I. I don't think so. Never in my life. I've never had any. I mean, I guess I had my wisdom teeth removed. Is that surgery?

[C]

Did you go under for that? That is her. It's dental.

[D]

Yes, I did. Because I remember coming out of it being like, I'm not gay.

[C]

I'm not gay.

[D]

Is that my mom being like, let's get you to the car.

[C]

What's your mom's name?

[D]

Nikki.

[C]

Nikki. That's not a mom name.

[D]

Yes, it is.

[C]

No, Nikki's not a mom name. Nikki's. Nikki's a sister. All right, let's not dodge.

[D]

Let's not do that. Leave her alone. She. Her arms are broken. She can't defend herself online right now.

[C]

She can't even point at you. No, Nikki's like an aunt name. Nikki's a sister name. Nikki's a cousin name. My mother's name was Martha.

[D]

That's a mom name.

[C]

That is a mom name.

[D]

That is a mom.

[C]

His mom name is Rose.

[D]

That's a mom name.

[C]

Diane. Debbie. Debbie.

[D]

Debbie. That's a. That's a sister cousin.

[C]

Well, Deborah.

[D]

Deborah's a mom.

[C]

What's your mom's name? Joy.

[D]

That's a mom name.

[C]

You have the youngest mom name here.

[D]

Yeah, she's probably the oldest mom in the room.

[C]

How old is your mom?

[D]

71, I think now 72.

[C]

My mom would. My mother would be 63. 60? No, she'd be 64. It was two years ago. Yeah. Oh, my mom's birthday is gonna be October 30th.

[D]

Oh. What are you doing to celebrate?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I'm probably gonna be recovering from surgery.

[D]

With your big old head?

[C]

With my big old head? I mean, my head is bigger.

[D]

Are you nervous at all about getting it done? I'm nervous about the results because sometimes it doesn't take.

[C]

And I gotta be honest, I'm not great with aftercare.

[D]

Well, because don't you have to let it sit for, like, six days and just kind of spray it with water for three days?

[C]

I can't do anything. I can't even sneeze.

[D]

Are you doing it here? Are you going to Turkey?

[C]

Going to Beverly Hills.

[D]

Oh, who's rich now?

[C]

Honey, Your parents are paying for it, apparently. You have so much hair. This is all nothing. You never had anything?

[D]

No. But here's the crazy part, is it's going bald, like, through here.

[C]

But you have the front to hide it, though.

[D]

But what I'm gonna have is that weird, like, ring and then just this little tuff. Would you.

[C]

Locks.

[D]

I've never done any culturally ethnic hairstyle before.

[C]

You raised by white people?

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

What were you doing to your hair growing up? You mixed up?

[D]

Yeah, I'm halfway. I had hair, like, down to here, and my mom would, like, relax it to make it, like, curly.

[C]

Your mom gave you, like, a perm?

[D]

Yeah, my mom was giving me perms.

[C]

How? She was she eating? Did she eat?

[D]

I looked really good sometimes.

[C]

Nikki was. Nicki was like, Gigi good, but she. Oh, Gigi's nigga wigs. Nicky's wigs.

[D]

She would never say that word. And. But the problem was she never We. She would wait for the roots to grow out like an inch before doing anything to it again.

[C]

I had locks down to here. Like, locks.

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

When I was younger, and then I had, like a mohawk locks when I was in my, like, late 20s. And then I've been. I've been bald since I was 27, 28.

[D]

That's early.

[C]

Yeah, girl.

[D]

Doesn't that just mean you have a lot of testosterone? That's a good thing. You a man.

[C]

I actually have really high estrogen levels. I'm on estrogen blockers.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I need to get on those because my tits is huge.

[C]

You do this.

[D]

Let me have that. I'm eating too much tofu.

[C]

The soy, honey.

[D]

The soy is getting to my tits.

[C]

So you and I are going to look at some.

[D]

Oh, we're doing something. Yes.

[C]

We're gonna look at some outfits from. What is it, Jacob?

[A]

Miss World Continental? This is the costume.

[D]

Why are you asking me to judge people's clothing? My drag is trash.

[C]

Once you see. No, you're kind of an iconic drag queen, I would say. I really want to talk about drama here.

[D]

Yeah, go for it.

[C]

Okay. I was looking at a video the other day. Who's the one queen from Dracula? People forget that you're from Dragula.

[D]

I forgot. What is Dragula?

[C]

It was this show. And who's the one queen? She's a black queen. Big makeup. That's everyone's Dragula. Big makeup. Not. Not St. Lucy. Not. Not SA.

[D]

BlackBerry.

[C]

Kind of thick.

[D]

BlackBerry. Oh, Coco.

[C]

I think she was in the military.

[D]

Cococaine. Oh, Kendra. Onyx. She burned her face off once.

[C]

How?

[D]

She used to do fire stuff. She would, like, blow fire and it got on her face and she had, like, third degree burns on her face. And she's fully recovered and it's like, back to it. Her skin is still flawless.

[C]

Yeah. When you're dark skinned, you don't scarber. I mean, we keloid easily, but, like, blemishes do not happen on our skin for sure. But she was like, oh, honey, I'm close with the blaz. I can call them right now if

[D]

I wanted to, and they would not answer because.

[C]

Are you. Do you have beef with them?

[D]

I don't have beef with them.

[C]

They have beef with you.

[D]

No, I think we're mutually just like. We respect each other from a distance now.

[C]

Would you do your own competition show?

[D]

I mean, I host my little pageants and that's fun.

[C]

Turn into a web show.

[D]

I think I am, actually. I'm, like, talking with you.

[C]

Do the twink pageants.

[D]

I do twink pageants. I just did a clown pageant.

[C]

You didn't invite me.

[D]

I had Naomi come instead.

[C]

Naomi? To the clown pageant?

[D]

How does that make sense? A sister.

[C]

How did that make sense?

[D]

She didn't even dress up in clown. Like, all of us, we were all like. I was dressed like a rodeo clown. Darby and Alexis from IMHO were Tweedledee and Tweedledum and they had, like, clown makeup on.

[C]

Why didn't you call me? I love clowns. You know I love clowns.

[D]

You scare me, Bob. You terrify me.

[C]

Why does everyone say that?

[D]

Listen, what's the common denominator?

[C]

But what's scary about me?

[D]

Let's turn it around.

[C]

What's scary about me?

[D]

You're just Bob. You know, Bob around. I just love being here. I just love it. I'm scared shitless right now.

[C]

Okay. Do you enjoy your time with Monet more or me? So much so far.

[D]

So far? Well, I've spent more time with you overall than y' all had beef to get before.

[C]

At one point.

[D]

It wasn't beef. That's what I'm talking about. Me making fun of her and saying that she got a bbl, which she did. Kid, is not beef. You were there.

[C]

You saw I was there. I nursed her back to health.

[D]

What was that like?

[C]

She did this whole video about all of her procedures. Like, Yeah, I gotta tell you, check out lipo360. And then the video weirdly cut out.

[D]

There was a real hard edit.

[C]

Yeah, because she got the bbl and she acted like she did. I'm just saying before and after.

[D]

Check the footage and after.

[C]

Before. No one loses that much weight and still has a fat ass.

[D]

All the comments on that video are people just being like, she's always had a fat ass. And I was like, yeah, and now it's fatter. I saw the video of her swimming, snorkeling or whatever and twerking.

[C]

She got a bbl and she has a BBL smell now.

[D]

What's that?

[C]

Yeah, that's the smell when you get a bbl. No, it's just like the smell you always have.

[D]

It's like.

[C]

It's like a sweetness.

[D]

And everyone. And everyone.

[C]

And everyone has the bbl. Has the BBL smell. The BB smell.

[D]

So when you fly back from, like, Miami and all those girls are sitting backwards, Monet would smell it.

[C]

Monet was like that.

[D]

Where was she? Where'd she get it done?

[C]

Miami.

[D]

And then you went down to Miami Health. I just don't get surgeries. I don't want it. I don't want to ever feel like shit for like, six weeks and then, like, take that long to recover and you have to, like, strap your body in.

[C]

I've never had. I mean, this hair surgery is my first. I mean, I've had. I had chin filler once.

[D]

Did you like it?

[C]

I couldn't even tell I had it.

[A]

You also had your throat surgery.

[C]

I mean.

[D]

I mean, cosmetically, you had the nose. Yeah.

[C]

I mean, cosmetically, I've only had my chin done.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then it was just filler in the center. And I couldn't even tell I had it in, to be honest.

[D]

See, because I feel like everyone who's had, like, crazy fillers or surgeries has, like, gone back and taken it out.

[C]

Who's that crazy filler?

[D]

One of the judges at the clown pageant.

[C]

Naomi.

[D]

Well, I was just saying her lips were crazy.

[C]

Alexis. Wait, you didn't call me for the clown. That's crazy. Do you know that I love clowns?

[D]

I do know that about you. It was on a Wednesday night.

[C]

You have a phone number?

[D]

No, I don't. It was on a wi. See? Your honor, she's lying.

[C]

I didn't know you didn't have my phone. I have yours.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Actually, I don't know if I do have your phone.

[D]

I don't think you do. Here, we can do it right now.

[C]

I don't have an iPhone. Rich. Not everyone can afford an iPhone, so.

[D]

Only rich people don't have iPhones. That's what I've discovered.

[C]

I don't. I typed in meat and nothing came up. Maybe if I misspell spiciest.

[D]

It'll kill yourself.

[C]

It'll pop up.

[D]

Well, it was on a Wednesday night. It started at 10 o' clock at night and it went till midnight.

[C]

I'm awake. I work night live.

[D]

I also didn't. I don't see you as, like, a person that's going to a. To precinct on a Wednesday. I know you go to precinct.

[C]

I went to your show when y' all did. I found out that I have kind of have a thing for guys in Sailor Moon outfits. I didn't realize that I got there.

[D]

Oh, that was Bitch Puddin's night.

[C]

But you were there.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

You didn't. You do look, no, I don't do

[D]

anime and I don't do spooky.

[C]

You did Dragula.

[D]

And was I spooky?

[C]

Ooky.

[D]

Kooky is spooky. Was I spooky? I was dressed up like a clown the whole time.

[C]

What I'm saying is this. I would like to be invited to the next clown.

[D]

If we do, if we film one, I'll have you as a guest.

[C]

Why can't you just come to the regular one?

[D]

Because I feel like a get like you needs to be memorialized.

[C]

That's for dead people. And I would come. I want to come. Please invite me. Okay. It would be an honor.

[D]

Would you get in clown makeup?

[C]

Of course. Are you kidding me?

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

I love dressing like a clown.

[D]

I know. I used to watch your.

[B]

The.

[D]

What was it? Where. It was like a music video where you were like a killer clown.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Bloodbath.

[D]

Yes. But it's spooky.

[C]

I'm surprised you watch it. Cause it was so spooky.

[D]

You know what's crazy is that before I started drag, me and my roommate in Burbank would sit and watch the video of you doing the spoken word lip sync of, like, the Telephone.

[C]

Oh, that's it. Yeah.

[D]

We would watch that all the time. And I was like, this is amazing. He's like, I don't get it.

[C]

And do you still talk to him?

[D]

No.

[C]

Good.

[D]

I literally had to move out because I was like, you're a crazy person.

[C]

You are the common denominator.

[D]

No, Bob.

[C]

There's not a body in your wake.

[D]

If everyone says that you're scary, you're scary.

[C]

I know they say I'm intimidating.

[D]

You think I'm scary, Taylor, why he would say that?

[C]

I don't think you're scary. See, I hear you.

[B]

Ah.

[C]

Rumor has it. See, he said y' all didn't hear. He said he see through it all. He said he sees through it all. Because I'm really a softy.

[D]

He says rumor has it that you're scared.

[C]

I'm really a softy at heart.

[D]

I'm sure you are.

[C]

Honestly. And I. And I hope that. Touch my hand. I hope that you feel.

[D]

I thought you hate it when Monet touches you.

[C]

No, she hits me. Monet does this. I was over here talking about, oh, my Monet. She says that I'm the one who does it. I have a foot. I have a whole foot. We just. I don't think it's been released yet. Me getting beat the fuck up. Beat down.

[D]

You should put the Smack sound every time.

[C]

Well, someone else did one with me chopping her. We do chop each other a lot. Okay, but she's 30.

[A]

She's.

[D]

She's built well because she's got all the extra fat from the bbl.

[C]

Exactly. Now it's all hard. And the spots where they removed it and, you know, it stiffens.

[D]

That's the other thing. Okay, I don't want to keep talking about surgeries, but I think they're gross.

[C]

Tell me more.

[D]

I just think it's, like nerve wracking to have someone else go into your body and then you could die at any moment.

[C]

You could die for anything, though. You. You probably.

[D]

But this unelective surgery is different than, like, walking down the street and getting hit by a car.

[C]

You have a higher chance. Well, you're electing to walk down the street. You have a higher chance of dying in your Uber than you do on. On a table getting surgery.

[D]

Isn't the BBL like, the most dangerous surgery? It is like 2,000 people a year die from it or something.

[C]

I don't know the numbers. I don't know the numbers, but. But apparently it is a very dangerous surgery.

[D]

I'm glad that we still have Monado.

[C]

What about when you get old? Do you not want to get like

[D]

a. Oh, I'm not planning on living past 45.

[C]

I feel like, also, when you're fat, you don't wrinkle. It's a descriptive.

[D]

It's not a.

[C]

It's not a read. You are fat. That's not a bad. I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

[D]

This is crazy. This is crazy.

[C]

That's not a bad thing.

[D]

I'm on a weight loss journey.

[C]

I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

[D]

I'm thin. In my mind.

[C]

I listened to a podcast once, said, call me fat. And she was like, I like the term fat because.

[D]

Was it me? I don't think I said that.

[C]

Okay, what word do you want me to use?

[D]

You can say fat. I'm just kidding. I literally have a party called Fat Slot. Like, I. I acknowledge.

[C]

Yeah, but when you're fat, you just kind of don't wrinkle. Have you ever seen a fat, wrinkly person?

[D]

My forehead's getting wrinkly.

[C]

I need to go get wrinkles.

[D]

I need to go get Botox.

[C]

Lift your brows.

[D]

It's bad.

[C]

No, girl, you're eating. This is nothing. Look at this.

[D]

That's nothing. That's. I mean, in makeup that might crinkle. Oh, it's the Worst, mine hit right where I draw my eyebrows.

[C]

I've never seen a fat, wrinkly person in my life, ever, have I?

[D]

And then they lose all the weight and then you're like, let's talk about

[C]

it after this break.

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[D]

You know Kiki Ball change?

[C]

Yeah, of course.

[D]

Love Kiki. She was doing a show with someone and like the fog machine wasn't working, so she just sat on the edge of the stage and started vaping and blew it down at her feet.

[C]

Honestly, iconic, funny, iconic behavior. But Kiki, if you want to quit vaping, you can go to join Bob X program.

[D]

Hell yeah. Have you tried the little sticks with the Mint flavor? Yes, I love it. It really helped me out.

[C]

I was using one last night on Live. Well, Jacob actually 3D printed me one.

[D]

Oh, I had to get. I think it's called Flume.

[C]

Flume? Yeah, the podcast sponsor.

[A]

Oh, yeah, they sponsored us like two years ago.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

So, but it's just having the oral fixation.

[C]

It helps.

[A]

I got.

[C]

I got banned. Not banned, but like restricted on Tick Tock last night for using the Flume.

[D]

Well, they can't tell.

[C]

Well, there's no vapor coming out of my mouth, so that should be a big indicator.

[D]

Take it up with Mr. Tick Tock.

[C]

Mr. Well, now it's Oracle oh, right,

[D]

it got bought out.

[C]

Oracle owns TikTok now.

[D]

Do you feel like your stuff is going to start getting suppressed? Probably. I miss when you used to. Probably.

[C]

Probably.

[D]

I miss when you used to get on there and just argue with people. I mean, debates, debate.

[C]

I, you know, I had to stop my debate era.

[D]

Go on it.

[C]

Well, I was, I was constantly getting banned for starters.

[D]

But they'll always ban the person that's usually in the right or the queer person.

[C]

Yeah, so I was getting banned all the time and I had to, I had, it was, it was all consuming, quite frankly. Like, it, I like to argue. This may shock you.

[D]

So I found, like, that's not scary.

[C]

I, I found my community, you know, online.

[D]

People who are online who want to

[C]

argue, we gotta take with these looks.

[D]

I would love to talk about the looks, but I'm also having a wonderful time. I also want to say something about the Tick Tock divas. Isn't it crazy when a girl is just like you? Just every time you click on the TikTok, you see the same five people on Live, no matter what time of the day it is.

[C]

Let's say their names. We'll say it on 3. 1, 2, 3.

[D]

Malaysia.

[C]

David Al Foxo.

[D]

Oh, she's kind of slowed down. Or maybe I blocked her.

[C]

Maybe. Why'd you block her?

[D]

Well, no, no, no, no. Just because I didn't want to see it because she was always dressed up crazy and like doing weird stuff. Well, Aurora Sexton, is she always on?

[C]

Always.

[D]

Gagon Gan. I see all the time with the labo boos.

[C]

Miss Mistress used to, but she kind of stopped.

[D]

Yeah, I think she like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Why did she stop, I wonder.

[A]

I think she realized she made more money if she did it for a Patreon.

[D]

Yeah, the patreon and the YouTube wash

[C]

and silky used to do them a lot too, but she stopped as well.

[D]

Now she's on her fitness journey. Would you call her fat?

[C]

She is fat.

[A]

Yeah,

[C]

she is.

[D]

Let's take a look at these looks.

[A]

Okay, starting off, this is Malta.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

This look is. Okay, first of all, would you wear this?

[D]

I mean, if, if I could, I would, I would have this. I would have it more on like a, like a cinched waist situation.

[C]

You do you pad down?

[D]

Yeah, I like to have a big old butt and big old titties.

[C]

Your padding is very, very good. What are you gonna rate this on a scale of one to ten? Okay, hold on, play it again.

[D]

That to me is like an eight because it's gorgeous. But not inventory.

[C]

We're doing something different. How many are there? We're gonna blind rank them.

[A]

There are 20.

[C]

We're gonna blind rank them so you don't get to see the other ones. So we have to put these down. Where are you putting Malta on the blind ranking? You haven't seen the others yet.

[D]

17.

[C]

You just said it was good, but

[D]

I know there might be better ones.

[C]

Okay, this is number 17. Malta, you are number 17. Sorry, that's not me. That's the spiciest me. Boy.

[D]

Is it original to you, though?

[C]

It's not particularly original, no.

[D]

See, I'm gonna rate on originality.

[C]

It's very Carnival meets Vegas.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Okay, what do we got next, Jacob?

[A]

This is Armenia.

[C]

Armenia. Oh, my God. What's the category?

[A]

This is. It's costume, and they're supposed to represent their country or where they're from with a costume.

[D]

What does this say to you? Out loud?

[C]

I guess I don't know much about Armenia, but is it okay, she's hiding her face. Does she have braids or locs?

[D]

It's braids, but I don't understand.

[C]

I'm gonna. This is. This is number 19.

[D]

It's giving abracadabra. Abba. Una. Nah.

[C]

Do you know the choreography?

[D]

No.

[C]

This is. I'm not trying to talk about the cultural impact of it, just the outfit itself. I don't love it.

[D]

I don't love it either.

[C]

That boot is sad.

[D]

The length of the dress and the boot together bother me.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It should either be, like, right at her coochie or, like, right under the.

[C]

Or the shoe should be a pump.

[D]

Yes. Yeah.

[C]

If you're gonna do. If you're gonna do the mid. The mid. The mid. Calf. The shoe should be a pump, in my humble opinion. Not. Not a booty.

[D]

None of it is screaming like, this is excellent. Like, that dress looks like something you could buy at a Macy's.

[C]

I'm gonna give her. She's at 20 for me.

[D]

She's at 20 for me.

[C]

I don't think we're see anything worse than that one. Are you ranking these, Jacob? Mm, yeah. This. This is 20 for me. Sorry. Sorry. Malta or Armenia? Armenia.

[A]

This is Brazil.

[D]

Ooh. Oh, see, now this is fun. And invent. Oh, wait, I saw this one. Hold on. Wait for the helmet, because this is cunt.

[C]

Oh, the helmet does something.

[D]

Y.

[C]

Are you into pageants?

[D]

No, but I. I think I'm, like, into, like, things that I could never wear. And this is like.

[C]

Why do you wear this?

[D]

Because my body is shaped crazy as you said before, I'm fat.

[C]

No, but your padding goes bananas.

[D]

Remember when she said I was fat? Everybody. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

She's.

[D]

She even. She's like. Hold on, wait.

[C]

Does more.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, my. She's like. Wait a second. I love the drama of this.

[D]

Let the robotics work. New face.

[C]

Okay, this is. Anne is fully stoned. This is gonna be number three for me, I think.

[D]

Yeah, I'd say three, two or three for me.

[C]

Now blind ranking gets crazy. Oh, there was a fake face on it.

[D]

Yes, the face came down.

[C]

That was fierce.

[D]

I think it was their president or something.

[C]

I wanna say, your padding is really fantastic. Your body looks great in drag.

[D]

Thank you. So does yours.

[C]

So why can't you wear this?

[D]

I think my hip to knee ratio, if I wear something that tight makes me look knock kneed.

[C]

Knock knee is not a good look.

[D]

It's not. And you gotta understand that sometimes your legs look like a chicken drumstick. And you gotta dress for that.

[C]

Monet's kind of knock kneed a little bit.

[D]

And she got those explosive feet. She does.

[C]

All right, who we have next? Make sure we don't fuck up our ranking, Jacob.

[A]

No, this is Ecuador.

[C]

Maybe we should get the chalkboard. Maybe we should get the marker board.

[D]

Taylor.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Ecuador.

[D]

That's one of those lizards that falls out of the tree all the time.

[C]

Okay, this is cunt. I don't want to jump the gun, but this feels like number one.

[D]

I think it's number one. It's so realistic looking and she's acting the hell out of it.

[C]

No, this is. This is great.

[D]

Number one.

[C]

Can you mark these, Taylor, while we're doing these? That way.

[D]

Jacob, doesn't the studio have.

[C]

It's a whiteboard,

[D]

but it's on wheels. That's crazy.

[C]

Yo, when I tell you this is the marker board that your teacher would have in school, I am not kidding. All right, so number one is. Who is it, Jacob?

[A]

Ecuador.

[C]

Number one is Ecuador. Texas public schools.

[D]

Wait, what part of Texas are you from? I'm from Houston.

[C]

So you ever met Beyonce?

[D]

I did meet Beyonce once.

[C]

Where?

[D]

At a birthday party for a celebrity that I was booked to host.

[C]

Is it a secret?

[D]

I don't. I signed an NDA forever ago.

[C]

You know, India's aren't really legally bounding.

[D]

I know. I found that out. I got booked to host the party.

[C]

And you met her.

[D]

I met Beyonce. I think I told you the story.

[C]

Was it when she was also. No.

[D]

She had just started getting skinny.

[C]

Well, you just Told me who it was.

[D]

Well, you started it.

[C]

But you.

[D]

Why are you putting the onus on me?

[C]

You didn't have to engage.

[D]

No, you're a villain.

[C]

That's crazy.

[D]

You create the situations. Why am I looking at you guys for help? You're all like, yeah, we know, Bob. We work here. You're playing into the game.

[C]

Who's next?

[A]

This is Ghana.

[C]

Ghana. Okay. First of her legs look stunning.

[D]

Oh, my God, she's gorgeous. She holding jellyfish. There's a cat in her hair. No, up on the top, right.

[C]

Was it a big cat?

[D]

It's a big old cat.

[C]

Okay, this is great, but we've already given away number one. I'm gonna give her number.

[D]

I'll say five.

[C]

Oh, her tits look great again.

[D]

This just isn't any. It's just another carnival.

[C]

Look, it is a little carnival, all right? We're gonna put Ghana at five.

[D]

Fantastic and beautiful.

[C]

All right. Ghana is number five. All right, what do we have next? We should describe to the listeners what we're looking at too, by the way, because the. The listeners. People are like, what the hell's going on here? All right, who is this? Jacob?

[A]

Indonesia.

[C]

Indonesia.

[D]

So it looks like she's wearing a traditional Indonesian garb, and then wrapped around her is a dragon whose head moves.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And it looks like it's floating. Ooh, that looks cumbersome on her back,

[C]

giving away the top spots already. This is. This is getting really challenging.

[D]

Oh, this is a six. No, this is an eight.

[C]

Eight?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Why eight?

[D]

I don't know. It's just not doing it for me.

[C]

Look at the structural integrity of this garment.

[D]

But when she turned her. Look, she looks like she's having trouble walking.

[C]

You know, she is. She is lowkey fighting the garment. You're right. Can we. Can we do seven?

[D]

We'll do seven.

[C]

All right. Indonesia. You're at seven. Sorry.

[D]

Raja, would you wear that?

[C]

No, that's too much. Where?

[D]

Surround this.

[C]

And it also seems inappropriate for me.

[D]

Oh, no. Why would you say that?

[C]

You're on that share.

[A]

This is.

[D]

Yeah, Put on a Indian headdress.

[C]

Laos.

[D]

Well, I hate it.

[C]

This is really.

[D]

That's garbage, mama.

[C]

This is ooky, kooky, and spooky.

[D]

So she looks like a skeleton holding up a mask inside of, like, a beach changing booth.

[C]

Oh, the skeletons. No, this is. This is like.

[D]

Oh, her face. She looks.

[C]

She.

[D]

Oh, she hates it.

[C]

This is number 19.

[D]

That's 19.

[C]

This is number 19. Sorry, Laos. That. I'm gonna have to give that number 19. It's not.

[D]

There was too many cooks.

[C]

Yeah, I can't. I can't vibe with that one. All right, who we got next? Jacob.

[A]

All right, this is Macedonia.

[C]

Let's just talk about this woman. She is objectively beautiful.

[D]

She's flawless.

[C]

But what. Where's the. Is this a costume?

[A]

Yep.

[D]

That looks. It's. She's gorgeous. Stunning. Stun Jelena body. Crazy. But that looks like one of those pre stoned Amazon outfits.

[C]

This feels like something Plastique would have worn her first season of Drag Race.

[D]

Yes. It's just giving like rhinestone bodysuit. But the bodysuit was pre made because

[C]

I'm gonna give it 15.

[D]

Why so far up?

[C]

Because it does look nice. Like, if I saw. If I came to your show and saw this, I'd be like, oh, she looks nice.

[D]

She doesn't have anything on her head.

[C]

Whereas the Laos. I was like, this looks insane. She doesn't look insane.

[D]

Okay, I'll say 15. I'll go 15 with you. But I think that this is.

[C]

Where is this? Laos. Who is she? Laos. This is Laos.

[D]

Laos.

[C]

I'll be number 15.

[A]

Oh, sorry. This is Macedonia.

[C]

Macedonia's gonna be number 15. All right. Okay. This is gonna get hard as we go.

[A]

Martinique.

[C]

Martinique? Where's Martinique?

[D]

You know, that is. No, I have no idea. Texas education.

[C]

I'm assuming Maltinique. What is it?

[A]

Martinique.

[C]

Martinique is probably either in Africa or South America. Yeah. And I'm assuming. No, that's where most white people.

[A]

Martinique is a region in France.

[D]

Just call me fat and everyone will forget she's.

[A]

It's like a French. Oh, I see. It's a French island in the Caribbean.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

my bad. I like to apologize to our listeners.

[D]

I did say it was going to be an island. I'm sorry.

[C]

If you're listening from Martinique, please comment below and Jacob will send you a personal apology. That's probably not true. All right. No, this is. This is. This is beautiful. Her legs are longer than my dreams

[D]

and hopes featuring them so well with this. Although the arm pieces are giving me very like, oh, we went to Michael's and we got all the fake ferns they had.

[C]

So let's give her an 8 then.

[D]

Yeah. Cuz she's gorgeous.

[C]

If she. If, if, if those arm pieces were. Were, were nicer, I would give her. I would put her up at 4.

[D]

I mean, it would be cunty if it was like real flowers. I know that would be hard to do, but like day of.

[C]

I don't think she's the prettiest one so far, though.

[D]

She's absolutely gorgeous.

[C]

Yeah, she's stunning.

[D]

Stunning.

[C]

All right, who we got next?

[A]

Jacob? All right, now we have Nepal.

[C]

All right. Do you know where Nepal is?

[D]

It's an Asian country.

[C]

Are you just saying that because it looks Asian? Did you know that already?

[D]

That's crazy. Did you know that to question me? Did you. You didn't know, did you?

[C]

I know Nepal's in Asia.

[D]

Where's Nepal?

[A]

Yeah, it's right above.

[D]

Don't talk down to me.

[C]

You know, I feel like this might be more traditional than costumey.

[D]

I agree with that. I think the addition of like the little tendrils is the only thing that makes it costume.

[C]

Yeah, I like when they, when they, when they, when they, they. When they go a little ham with it. So let's, let's go ahead and say 18. Nepal's. I was gonna say 17.

[D]

It's 18.

[C]

It's gonna be something worse and you're gonna wish you would save that spot.

[D]

17.

[C]

17, 17.

[A]

Puerto Rico.

[C]

Do you know Puerto Rico?

[D]

Yeah, that's America.

[C]

What's happening?

[D]

So as you know, Puerto Ricans are ooky, spooky lovers.

[A]

Yes. So she's. She's a mythical creature from folklore.

[C]

The cuckoo, who's like, it's me.

[D]

Cuckoo.

[A]

Like, like a child. Child eater.

[C]

Babadook is that.

[D]

That's a child and she's gonna eat it. So it's babadook.

[C]

Okay. I actually don't hate this. I actually like where this is going. I like the mask on top. The baby doll is throwing me off a little bit.

[D]

The baby doll is like a last minute purchase at Walmart.

[C]

I would have made it a 10, but the baby doll pushed it back to 13 for me.

[D]

I'm going to have to agree with that. All right, so the ugg boot isn't working for me.

[C]

Oh, no, no. Hill. She got to go further down. She got to go further down.

[D]

Maybe she's 14.

[C]

14. Yeah.

[D]

But I mean, I love how rhinestoned and like it is, but like the fringe on the inside of the legs is kind of gross.

[C]

Yeah, I agree.

[D]

It's giving Dragula.

[C]

So Titans. Is that a. Is that. Is that an insult? He said you didn't like it and you said it was Dracula.

[D]

Love this plan.

[C]

Let's go on to our next. Who do we have next? Jacob?

[A]

Okay, now we have South Africa.

[C]

South. You know where this is?

[D]

It's like near Africa, I think.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

Okay. I will say if the wings weren't for flop floppy. I like when they opened up, but the floppiness kind of upset me a little bit.

[D]

And it's also. It looks like something Taylor Swift would wear and think that she's serving.

[C]

Have you seen black Taylor Swift? No. Oh, my God. You're not seeing black Taylor Swift?

[D]

No, I haven't. Who is black Taylor Swift?

[C]

I think. I don't know if it's AI or if it's a real person, but they've created a Taylor Swift, and she looks black. I don't know. I don't even know if she's real or not. Oh, it's gone.

[D]

She had it taken down.

[C]

There she is.

[D]

That's Taylor Swift.

[C]

It's black Taylor Swift. Oh, my God.

[D]

She looks great.

[C]

Yeah, it looks like.

[D]

Looks like Tyler. It does look like Tyler.

[C]

Make me swim,

[D]

ma'.

[C]

Am. Ma'. Am. Thigh's not so thick now, huh? Thick thighs.

[D]

Yeah, it's my sweet little hole.

[C]

Thin thighs made the vaporize. All right, so where are we putting? South Africa? It wasn't bad. I would give it a 10. Put it at 10.

[D]

Okay, 10.

[C]

Well, you were gonna say that.

[D]

I was gonna say, like, 13.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Just because it's, like, not that interest. I want to be intrigued. I want to see something new, inventive.

[C]

Maybe if the wings would open themselves.

[D]

Yes. Or if she did the thing where the wings were her arms and then her arms were something else.

[C]

We're short, little, nubby things holding hands like this. You're holding a sword. All right, who do we have next?

[A]

Jacob. Next is Sweden.

[D]

Do you know where Sweden is?

[C]

Sweden. Europe.

[D]

Is Sweden a Scandinavian country?

[C]

That I don't know. That I do not know. I think they're Scandinavian. They're giants. I know that.

[D]

This. I hate this. So ugly. It's poster. Okay, so what we're seeing is two bulls strapped to the back of this lady, and they're just, like, poster board with glitter on them.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

My mom could have made me a better costume in high school. Junior high, elementary.

[C]

Yeah. I don't like this. This is 18 for me also.

[D]

She's so smug about it.

[C]

That's just.

[D]

She's white. How smug she is about her ugly ass costume. Smug ass bitch.

[C]

You speak any Swedish?

[D]

No.

[C]

You can't say one word in Swedish. No is no. No in Swedish.

[D]

I don't know. I'm hoping.

[C]

I. I don't think I can.

[D]

It's probably like, da. No, that's German for yes.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Is. Is yes in German, I believe. Yeah. I should know. What? Inga.

[D]

Inga.

[C]

I should know one Swedish word.

[D]

Well, Inga.

[C]

Inga. And yes is ya. No. No is nine.

[D]

In Germany, that's how you say no, I don't want to. In Norwegian, I think no is nine

[C]

and yes is ya. Gay is gay with a Swedish accent. Ga guy.

[D]

Let's go to IKEA and test these out.

[C]

We should. Oh, ikea. That's gotta be a Swedish word.

[D]

Oh, yeah. IKEA has a birnbuffer. That's how you say bookshelf.

[C]

What does IKEA mean?

[D]

Does IKEA mean the way you do? This is insane. I'm, like, watching you.

[C]

It's an acronym for Ingvar Kamprad Elmartard Angillard. There is names. The company.

[A]

Founder.

[D]

Founder.

[A]

That's just one name named after the company's founder. And the farm and village where he grew up in Sweden, IK are the founder's initials. E and A are the first letters of the family farm and the.

[C]

So if it were you, it'd be mbta. Meatball from Texas.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Or tx or la.

[D]

Louisiana.

[C]

Are you. Do you identify as Louisianan?

[D]

Well, all my family still lives there, so I'll, like, go back and I feel like I'm part of the culture.

[C]

Like your birth family?

[D]

No, like my extended family.

[C]

Got it, Got it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Gang.

[A]

Gang.

[D]

And Baton Rouge.

[C]

That sounds so cunt.

[D]

Can you do it?

[C]

Can you do a little Louisiana accent?

[D]

I don't do accents.

[C]

Would it, baby?

[A]

Come on.

[D]

They're the ones that talk, like, real deep Cajun, where all the words don't make sense. Like, sometimes when they're talking to me, I'm like, we're gonna have to try.

[C]

Does your family have these accents?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Did your mom tell you that?

[D]

Not anymore, no. But she'll be like, I'm gonna worship the clues. And, like, it's just, like, a lot of that sometimes. And you're like. Talk like you had education. Jesus Christ.

[C]

Who is this?

[A]

Tanzania.

[C]

Tanzania. That is crazy. There are things. This is very Lion King. This is very Julie Tamar Lion King adjacent. Except this is. This is not a lion. That's a tiger.

[D]

I hate flared things. On. On, like, just a lower. Like, a flared boot.

[C]

It makes your legs look short.

[D]

And I don't. Beyonce loves them. She loves a boot with, like, fringe on it or, like, a bunch of I'll Be Getting money. Coachella.

[C]

Coachella.

[D]

I hate them.

[C]

Yeah. I don't like this one. It's. It's bogging her down.

[D]

She literally fell. She's literally on the ground. She can't get back up.

[C]

It is bugging her down.

[D]

Someone help her.

[C]

We're Gonna give Tanzania. Tanzania. Number 12. I want to say.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Trinidad and Tobago.

[C]

This.

[D]

That's kind.

[C]

This is.

[D]

I love this.

[C]

Amazing. Ooh. This is where. This is where Rihanna's from.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Do you have Rihanna impersonation?

[D]

No. Quit asking me to do impersonations. I don't do them. Do you have. Do you have a Rihanna?

[C]

Do I have a Rihanna? You gotta ask me if I got Harrigan. Don't be asking me no stupid fucking question. Course I got Ariana. Put it at number two.

[D]

Sing, sing, ponder, replay.

[C]

Mr. D.J. s on the replay music. I'm the guy from the dance flop wanting some more. What? I don't want to do this anymore. Me don't want to be the reason why every time we walking to the door.

[D]

You're insane.

[A]

Okay, the next one. This is UK don't interrupt her.

[C]

The UK The United. What the.

[D]

Oh, the birds are. We've seen this on Drag Race.

[C]

Fries and chips.

[D]

We've seen this on Drag Race.

[C]

She's a bag of chips.

[D]

This was the outfit that. Oh, there it goes. A whore wore.

[A]

And sister. Sister.

[D]

And the sister. Sister went home and copied it and came back and had a better one.

[C]

A whore Aurora. A horror version of this.

[D]

You know what's on her head? Is that a fish tail?

[C]

It's a fish, yeah. She's fish and chips. She's the baggage.

[D]

Why does this look like something Katy Perry would wear to the Met gala?

[C]

This is so something Katy Perry would wear. Katherine Hudson would definitely. You ever met Katy Perry?

[D]

Yeah. At the same birthday party.

[C]

You meet so many people.

[D]

I do.

[C]

You do?

[D]

Maybe it's cause I'm fat.

[C]

Bob, you remember when you were trans for like three weeks?

[D]

I almost rode my motorcycle here today. And then I thought, better not with my cowboy hat.

[C]

We're gonna put UK. I'm gonna give it 11.

[D]

No, give it a 10. That was great.

[C]

You like it?

[D]

It was rhinestone the bird. That's the. I do like campy ass.

[C]

We'll give it 10.

[D]

The bird's wings are flapping.

[C]

The flapping wings are cute.

[D]

She's salting herself.

[C]

You know, it's camp. It's camp.

[A]

This is the USA Oh, God.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

And to be clear, this woman is from Las Vegas.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you, Jacob. I thought she's from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. That's my sister, okay? You know, in my Cajun accent. Woody, baby. I don't love this one. Dead baby. I don't think that I will say this. It is clear where she's from. She is representing Las Vegas. Very well. I don't think I like that showgirl aesthetic though.

[D]

I'm not a showgirl guy and so I just hate it. But I understand that that's where she's from. But the sign is gross and it doesn't look complicated.

[C]

So you're gonna put her at 16? 16, 11. We only have three spots left.

[D]

Well, do you think it could get it? There's more than that.

[C]

We only have three things left.

[A]

Oh, maybe I thought it was 20, but maybe I have.

[C]

It's fine.

[D]

It is 20.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

All right, what do we have here? USA was at 16.

[D]

What you doing over there, Taylor?

[A]

See?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

This is cool. Who is she, Jacob?

[A]

Vietnam.

[C]

Vietnam, Vietnam.

[D]

She looks great. This is cool.

[C]

I can't wait to see what this becomes. Yeah, it's cuz she, she has a box on. She's like on her box on casters and she's wearing like some sort of a. Oh, it's not going anywhere.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, I hate that hand thing.

[C]

I like this.

[D]

That's great. That's a great reveal.

[C]

This is number four for me.

[D]

I mean, you could see the. Okay. Yeah, it's number four. It's huge. It makes sense. It's stunning.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I just hate when you see a reveal coming.

[C]

Well, I mean, but if it. But if it still gives, it's not a big deal. You know what I mean? Yeah. All right, who we got next?

[D]

Jacob, how do you think she walked off?

[A]

We have Zambia.

[D]

Do you know where Zambia is?

[C]

Zambia's in Africa.

[D]

Wow. This is stunning.

[C]

But then again it's. It's more traditional than costumes.

[D]

It looks. Yeah. I was like, what would you do to elevate this? Like, I feel like rhinestones.

[C]

I feel like she would wear this to a pro. I'm not from Zambia, but I feel like she would wear this exact thing to a formal event.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Or a wedding or something in Zambia.

[D]

Yeah, it's giving very wedding.

[C]

But she looks so stunning.

[D]

But the thing in her hand should be like 10 times as large. The bracelets should go all the way up her arm.

[C]

I know, but it. But she looks so beautiful. That's the issue. She looks amazing.

[D]

It's a six. Because it is still a very complex outfit.

[C]

Yeah. I do think this is. I do think this is more elevated than one you would normally wear.

[D]

Oh, absolutely.

[C]

Like if she were there, it'd be like you're doing a lot. So we're gonna give her six, which is.

[D]

Which is today is about the bride.

[C]

Which is the highest spot we can give Right now, all we have left is 9 and 8.

[D]

And is this Zimbabwe?

[A]

Zimbabwe.

[D]

9, 11.

[C]

Wow. Zimbabwe. The wings are crooked, and the.

[D]

The fabric is unlined.

[C]

I think the crookedness of the wings is making me not want to give her. She kind of looks like Naomi Campbell.

[D]

She looks a lot like Naomi Campbell, but she's. She's trying to do the Coco Montrese.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna give her nine.

[D]

Yeah, let's give her a nine. I think that's all we have left.

[C]

We'll give her nine.

[D]

He's really pushing for 11. Did you see it?

[C]

If there's nothing left at 11, we skipped something.

[A]

I know. I'm looking to see. I feel like we did all of these.

[D]

I think we did them all.

[C]

And maybe you want to randomly assign an outfit that you've seen on a queen to be number 11, like something you've seen in the past that you think would fit into this at the 11th spot.

[D]

Let me think. Derrick Barry's I'm listening. There's a hymn everywhere you look.

[C]

So right now, we're going to go ahead and put Derrick Berry's Book ball look at number 11.

[D]

Or no, her Vegas showgirl look.

[C]

Which one was that one?

[D]

Which she's on also? RuPaul's. No, the live show at the Flamingo.

[C]

Oh, well, which one do you want to be? Because we're gonna put on the screen right now.

[D]

Oh, okay. Book ball. Book ball.

[C]

The book ball.

[D]

There it is.

[C]

All right, listen, meet. Where can they see you around la? How can they enjoy you?

[D]

Every third Friday, I'll be at Precinct for my party. Fat slut. You can also listen to my podcast, Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper and Meatball and go and find me on the Internet if you can spell it spiciest. Meatball.

[C]

And who knows, maybe the hit new web show what Was that Like? Will be premiering right here on Purse for Studios.

[D]

You got the room for my fat ass to walk around here? Apparently. You got extra double wide doors for my big fat body.

[C]

We do. We have double doors in front. You saw them.

[D]

I saw. I came in them.

[C]

All right, bye, everyone.

[D]

Sam.