The One About Etiquette

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast — "The One About Etiquette"

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: December 3, 2025

Episode Overview

In this characteristically lively episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob and Monét take a winding tour through topics loosely themed around etiquette, authenticity, and social norms—with their signature blend of humor, sibling-like banter, and unfiltered commentary. Listeners get everything from discussions about fake designer handbags and luxury culture, to billboard marketing, text messaging habits, and awkward etiquette scenarios in public spaces. As always, expect pop culture references, personal anecdotes, and plenty of playful shade.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sibling Fakery & Designer Dupes

[01:02–03:01]

• Monét opens with a story about street vendors selling fake luxury goods in New York and marvels at how convincing the fakes have become.
  • Monét: “It’s not just the stitching…it feels real to me. Like, the texture and the quality of it feels good.” (01:20)
• Bob reveals owning both a real and a fake Louis Vuitton bag, and discusses how hard it can be to distinguish between them.
  • Bob: “Apparently they make the dupes in the same place, in the same building. Allegedly.” (02:00)

Memorable exchange:

• Bob: “Would you defy gravity? I mean, you want to defy physics?” (03:52)
• Monét: “If I’m paying $5,000 for a bag, I would hope they figured it out.” (03:51)

2. Bag Culture and Superstitions

[03:18–06:01]

• The hosts discuss their relationship to luxury items, using them rarely, and the “bag lady” stereotype.
• A playful debate unfolds about purse superstitions—whether either host is superstitious about putting purses on the ground.
• Bob reminisces about making wallets and purses out of comic books in high school.
• They recount Drag Race memories sparked by accessories and costumes.

3. Pop Culture Tangents: Cartoons and Video Games

[07:38–10:09]

• The duo drift into a debate over modern-day cartoons, with Monét stanning for "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and Bob defending "SpongeBob."
• Jacob, the producer, weighs in with facts about cartoon seasons.
• Monét’s excitement over the new "Avatar" fighting game is palpable.

4. Current Events and Famous Mishaps

[09:14–13:02]

• Bob and Monét discuss Dick Cheney’s notorious hunting accident, clarifying details and debating whether bad things that happen are “accidents” or deserving of time served.
• Monét, confused: “Did he serve time?” (10:17)
• Bob explains “shrapnel,” and the conversation launches into other odd news bits.

5. Movie Marketing & Billboard Economics

[12:10–18:30]

• Praising Teyana Taylor’s performance in a new movie, they reflect on how a film’s poster can affect their desire to watch it.
• Bob and Monét discuss the cost and impact of billboard advertisements in LA and Times Square.
  • Bob: “If you have the money to rent a billboard, you should have the money to make a nice poster.” (15:25)
• They calculate how much it costs to buy time on a Times Square billboard, revealing surprising figures and the complexity of marketing spend.

6. Group Chats, Text Etiquette, and Phone Usage

[24:21–33:59]

• The group chat chaos—Taylor’s “handsome” cat, Murph, prompts a loving but comedic aside.
• A recurring topic: Bob is notoriously bad at replying to texts despite always having his phone.
• Screen time face-offs: both hosts reveal and scrutinize their phone usage stats.
  • Monét: “My daily average is 6 hours and 44 minutes.” (32:22)
  • Bob: “6 hours, 55 minutes.” (32:25)
• Debates over live-streaming and texting while driving, with accusations and clarifications flying.
  • Monét: “Do you know what is so crazy? Bob used to come at me live and drive!” (34:02)

Notable quote:

• Bob: “Jacob, shut the...!” (34:01)

7. The Great Apology Saga: Wigs, Braiders, and Calling Out

[28:30–30:36]

• Monét clears up confusion over which hair stylist wronged her, apologizing for previously naming the wrong person.
  • Bob, pushing for etiquette: “Apologize to her in public. Use the words ‘I’m sorry.’” (29:06)
  • Monét: “I’m sorry. Mind your business, bitch.” (29:32)

8. Social Etiquette Scenarios

[41:55–47:01]

• Role-playing awkward etiquette: would they stop to comfort a crying stranger in NYC vs LA?
  • Bob: “Oh, walk right past her. Right past her. As if I didn’t even see her.” (43:07)
  • Monét: “In LA, I would stop. In New York, I wouldn’t.” (43:33)
• The duo lampoons a scenario that spirals into outlandish tragedy—classic Sibling Rivalry absurdism.
• They criticize church culture after recounting a viral video of a pastor refusing a donation below $2,000.
  • Monét: “That’s pissing me off that people see this and they don’t think there’s nothing wrong with that in the church.” (45:52)

9. Fitness and Everyday Habits

[47:01–49:02]

• Old debates resurface about “everyday, no matter what” fitness and how each host maintains their routines.

10. Marvel Universe & Worthiness

[49:19–50:16]

• Who would be worthy to pick up Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir?
  • Bob: “If we were in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, do you know anyone who’d be worthy?” (49:33)
• Hosts list comic book characters—Spider-Man, Captain America, Hela, Storm—and debate the definitions of “worthiness.”

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Notable Quotes & Banter

• Monét (on designer fakes): “The sibling fakery going on in the world is really good.” (01:02)
• Bob (on physics and handbags): “Would you defy gravity? I mean, you want to defy physics?” (03:52)
• Bob (about texting): “I always apologize. You’re the one who doesn’t apologize, Monét.” (26:40)
• Monét (on public crying): “In LA, I would stop. In New York, I wouldn’t. Cause I’m just conditioned to people in New York just being so… in New York, I wouldn’t stop. In LA, I would stop.” (43:33)
• Bob (on billboards): “If you have the money to rent a billboard, you should have the money to make a nice… a nice poster.” (15:25)
• Bob (on etiquette): “Let’s move on.” (36:39)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:02–03:01 — Fake handbags/fakery/fashion.
• 05:15–06:05 — Bag culture, purse superstitions, and Drag Race.
• 07:38–09:14 — Cartoons and video games discussion.
• 10:09–13:02 — Dick Cheney/accidents/shrapnel explanation.
• 15:25–18:30 — Billboard design and marketing economics.
• 24:21–33:59 — Group chat drama, text etiquette, and screen time smackdown.
• 28:30–29:39 — The apology and calling out "Coffee Braids".
• 41:55–47:01 — Social etiquette: approaching strangers, crying in public.
• 49:19–50:16 — Marvel’s Mjolnir and worthiness debate.

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Episode Tone & Style

The episode is heavy on humorous ribbing, pop-culture tangents, and candid, unscripted conversations between two old friends who aren’t afraid to challenge or roast each other. It’s an authentic glimpse into queer Black culture, Drag Race connectivity, and the ever-colliding worlds of luxury, social media, and everyday etiquette.

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For Listeners

While the episode is titled "The One About Etiquette," the discussion uses etiquette as a springboard to riff on authenticity—real vs. fake bags, billboard aesthetics, texting norms, and what constitutes kindness in public. If you missed the episode, this wild ride through Sibling Rivalry-land brings both the laughs and the (sometimes surprising) lessons on being real—in fashion, friendships, and life.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Jacob]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Monet X Change]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we introduce sibling fakery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about etiquette, and we find

[Monet X Change]

out what made Bob say this jet

[Bob the Drag Queen]

fuel does not melt. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Was he bad? I don't remember if he was bad or good. The sibling fakery going on in the world is really good. I was walking in New York City the other day, and I was walking not Canal street, but in SoHo. And I was like, let me just look at these. Cause you know the guys, when they have the dupes just on the street on their big. If y' all don't know. If you walk down in New York City and they have this a lot in Europe as well, guys with these big blankets, they have a bunch of fake things on the ground. You can look at them. I picked it up and it's not just the quality. It's not just the stitching and, like, the lettering looks real, but the quality, like, it's like. It's like it feels. I mean, I don't always know what good or real leather is. It feels real to me. Like, the texture and the quality of it feels good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor is.

[Monet X Change]

He can hear you now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I have a real Louis Vuitton bag that I bought, and then I have this fake Louis Vuitton bag. You'll probably know which one is fake, but I want you to tell me if you can figure it out.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But apparently they make the dupes and the. And the same place in the same building.

[Monet X Change]

Allegedly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you knew before I knew.

[Monet X Change]

I can always finish your sandwiches, Bob. Wait, but is that. I think that's like the two. The two Louis Vuitton bags.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there's two up there.

[Monet X Change]

Only the fake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. Only the fake one. Unless you mop my real one.

[Monet X Change]

I mop. It's me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when you announced it, well, girl was like, right next to it. Oh, that's the real one. Yeah. So here's my fake. My fake Louie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I will say let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Open it up.

[Jacob]

Look Around.

[Monet X Change]

Give me a second. I feel like the real one wouldn't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like the real would have

[Monet X Change]

all this going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, all this?

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob, you have to get the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is definitely a Louis Vuitton. For real.

[Monet X Change]

No, you. You have to get the same thing.

[Ad Voice]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You can't get two different bags. Like, I want to see. Does the real one have, like, all this? I feel like it. This would be. It's more seamless. And all this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, no. It is.

[Monet X Change]

That's fake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this one fake? No, this. No, this is real. This. This is a gift. From who? My brother.

[Monet X Change]

Your brother gave you little Louis Vuitton purse?

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's so sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is real. Well, my brother got it for me. I hope it's real. It was. It was a gift for my brother. He said he got it from the mall.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. I mean, I have a lot of luxury. Me and Kim were talking about this the other day, Me and her. We have a lot of luxury bags. But I will say of all these luxury bags, I don't know why. I seldom use them. I rarely use them when I'm going to events. Why you just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because this is.

[Monet X Change]

Bag. Bag, lady, look how much you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, to be clear, that one on the real one of the real, the duck bag, the head is in those three pieces just like that.

[Monet X Change]

Is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It's not just one piece. How would you make one piece of leather curveball?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, Bob, but If I'm paying $5,000 for a bag, I would

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hope they figured it out. Would you defy gravity? I mean, you want to defy physics?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, can you look up the Louis Vuitton duck bag? Duck purse?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It wouldn't defy physics.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, Bob. Listen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's more than five. The real one is way more than 5,000.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like the real one's probably. Let me guess. The real one, it probably retailed for. I'm going to say, $9,500.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if I recall correctly, it's four. $1,400.

[Monet X Change]

1,400, if I recall. $1,400.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, 14,000.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you said 1,400.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, $14,500, if I recall correctly. Oh, no, you're closer to.

[Jacob]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

$9,000. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's the resale, you see. No. The top one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Monet, your eyes are not doing what they're supposed to do.

[Monet X Change]

I got my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the.

[Monet X Change]

What's the line?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the. Which one are you talking about? Got my eyes, but they don't see us far now. Yeah, that's giving you right now. Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, mom is just throwing purses at me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you wanted.

[Monet X Change]

I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The point was for you to do.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen you carry that purse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've carried it. I mean, I don't care. More than likely if I'm carrying a bag, it is almost always my coach bag. Like I carry my coach bag more than I carry.

[Monet X Change]

Or that Gucci one. You love that little Gucci bag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's. That's like my everyday like fanny pack. Like I'm like that bag is not. Is not like, you know, you don't

[Monet X Change]

put purses on the floor. Are you superstitious?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then why does it matter?

[Monet X Change]

Because I thought you were you. You did not. I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. No, you didn't.

[Monet X Change]

Because only. Only around purse. Only around purses. I know you kind of know you care about purse, purse culture and purse life a lot. So that maybe purses. You cared about purse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you didn't. You never thought I was. You never thought I was superstitious.

[Monet X Change]

Very superstitious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have in your mind that I would just randomly superstitious about purses?

[Monet X Change]

Because you love them so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're. No, no, you didn't.

[Monet X Change]

Did you like purses before? Before it became a thing on Drag Race? Cuz I feel like I don't remember you carrying a purse before Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to make my own purses.

[Monet X Change]

You used to have fanny packs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to make my own purses.

[Monet X Change]

They were. They were bags. You used to make like you. You made that polka dot. That was on a purse. But that was a. A tote bag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I made it.

[Monet X Change]

But that was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I also used to make purses in high school.

[Monet X Change]

Did you really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used make wallets and purses out of comic books.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, kids used to do that. A fan made me a really cool one for the Season 10 Facebook reveal event when I had that yellow suit on that. That guy made me. And then Asia o' Hara had that big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That guy.

[Monet X Change]

Hold on. Asia o' Hara had the big thing with the feathers and she walked around, she poked me in her eye with my feather.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Poke you in your eye?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Asia o' Hara poked me in my eye with her feather. And then he made like this really cool. I used to have in my house a really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. Yellow suit that guy made for me.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. The Mugler recreation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Domino, I made it for you. Yes. And then wait for the pro.

[Monet X Change]

The season. This the Runway. The. Bring it to the Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's take a look. Oh, that there was. Honestly.

[Monet X Change]

Drag Race continues to get. Drag Race needs to get back to doing these. These were so fun. Do y' all remember the Drag Race Meet the Queen's video live thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was so fun.

[Monet X Change]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

There she goes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's where you get books. Look. Where is that suit?

[Monet X Change]

I sell that suit at home. I love that suit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm surprised you didn't try to sell it for $3.

[Monet X Change]

You was just selling your shit. Yeah, I walked in the other day, y' all had a whole table of shit you were selling, so mind you, those are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are my out of drag clothes.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, what am I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every item of clothing I ever had in my life was to keep it all Eep op orp awp.

[Jacob]

Ah.

[Monet X Change]

Where's that from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's from the Jetsons. Yes. Come on. And it's Eep op or ah.

[Jacob]

Ah.

[Monet X Change]

See, they don't make cartoons like they used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, old head. They make good cartoons.

[Monet X Change]

Like what? Give me one good cart. Besides Avatar the Last Air, I don't watch cartoons, which. Oh, my God. This Avatar the Last Air video game coming out. Like a fighting game. I'm so excited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, like a fighting game.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I played that like. Like a Mortal Kombat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was like the Spider man game that you used to be obsessed with.

[Monet X Change]

That Spider man game is so good. You know that now, bitch. The Wolverine one is coming out. You know, it looks good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zelda's the only game where I'm like, I'm one character all the way through that I want to play Zelda and maybe Baldur's Gate. I tried.

[Monet X Change]

Did you ever play X Men Legends?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, there was something I'm. There's something you just asked me. I wanted. And I want to talk about it.

[Monet X Change]

The Jetsons. Cartoons.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What cartoon? Okay, go to cartoons. I mean, they're still making spongebob, which is a great cartoon.

[Monet X Change]

I thought. Are you sure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought SpongeBob had her, but I feel confident her day. Help us out, Jacob, please.

[Monet X Change]

I will say. Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, are they still making spongebob?

[Monet X Change]

No. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did they stop making spongebob?

[Monet X Change]

Also, I feel. Have you seen the comments? Like, can you guys. I feel like we need to limit our screen. They get so mad when people look at the screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care. I want to know. I want to know, like, also, if we're just. If we're Just looking at.

[Jacob]

Oh, no, no. It's 16. Season premiered on June 27, 2025.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew that. I was like. I was like. I knew there's something in SpongeBob.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like if we. If they stop SpongeBob gaslit me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The two of you. If they stop.

[Monet X Change]

That's Pisces action. If they stop spongebob, then I think that will be. It will make news.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So why did you think they made stop spongebob? We never heard the news.

[Monet X Change]

Because in my mind, I thought that was a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dick Cheney's dead.

[Monet X Change]

He died today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Still love. And I.

[Jacob]

You can hear more about it on our new segment, Kurt Events, which it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

will have already happened by this time, but. Yeah. Dead as hell, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is dead.

[Monet X Change]

Was. Was. Was he bad? I don't remember if he was bad or good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. He's actually a really nice guy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. I mean, obviously, he shot someone in the face. Monae. Did he. That was him. I thought he got shot in the face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Dick Cheney shot at the baseball game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. While hunt at a.

[Monet X Change]

Some. Nay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The madness. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

No. Some Republican person got shot at a baseball. That is the thing. That is the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shot someone in the face. It's crazy enough. If it was at a baseball game, that would have been actually the most.

[Monet X Change]

You bought the gag. There was a Republican person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Dick. If Dick Cheney shot someone in the face.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dick Cheney shot his best friend in the face while hunting with buckshot.

[Monet X Change]

By accident.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, allegedly.

[Monet X Change]

And did he serve time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

How.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was an accident. You don't get.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, if we run around and accidentally shoot you, I still killed a person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not dead.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. Buckshot is a thing that sprays when you shoot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone who gets shot in the face is not dead. My mom got shot in the face. She lived.

[Monet X Change]

Right? That story was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Your mother, she had a guardian angel that day. Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was.

[Monet X Change]

That was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he got shot in the face with buckshot, and buckshot just sprays out, which is. It's like you're getting hit with shrapnel.

[Monet X Change]

Shrapnetal shrapnel. What's for shrapnel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is shrap metal?

[Monet X Change]

I thought shrapnel was like, shrap metal. Yeah, I thought that's what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's scrap metal, but I

[Monet X Change]

think I'm confusing shrapnel and scrap metal. I thought they were one thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shrapnel is little pieces of metal. That is usually inside of, like, a grenade. So when the grenade goes off, shrapnel will spray out and hit everything so it gets lodged in your body. So on top of the fire from the grenade, you're also getting hit with little bits of shrapnel, Tiny pieces of metal.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he got hit with a buckshot, huh? And then it made news. And then he came out and publicly apologized to Dick Cheney for. For getting in his way.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. Jacob, did you find a Republican shot at the. At the baseball game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What can I just say, I think we have not talked about enough.

[Jacob]

Oh, okay. So there's a MA. In 2017, there was a mass shooting where four people got shot, and one of them was a Republican person at a baseball game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

2007.

[Jacob]

17. 17. But it wasn't. I don't know if it was a targeted attack, just that or. Oh, no, it was an assassination attempt.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, assassination. We don't talk about. Enough about what? Teyana Taylor is the new it girl. She not even new. She's just. She's such a great actress. She's such a great dancer. She makes great music. I just saw the new Leonardo DiCaprio movie with Benito del Toro. One battle after another. Have you seen it yet?

[Jacob]

It's one with the pregnant woman on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, with.

[Monet X Change]

With.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's her name in it?

[Monet X Change]

Regina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Regina King. Hall Hall. Regina Hall's in it.

[Monet X Change]

It is such a phenomenal movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let me see. Right now, there are a few things that can, like, make me not want to see a movie and make me really want to see a movie. That poster of that pregnant lady that's pregnant. That's Teona Taylor. Yeah. Of that pregnant lady holding a. Either some sort of an assault rifle with. What's it called again?

[Monet X Change]

One battle after another.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby, I'm telling you right now, that poster, I remember seeing it. Cause I see it every day coming to and from work. And I was like. I remember thinking to myself, I'm watching that movie. That poster works. But sometimes the poster can be so bad, it makes me want to watch too. Cause also where one bad after another, there's another poster for a. Can you pull this up, Jacob? It's called the Death of Snow White. Have you seen this poster? It's got to be the worst poster next to the. It is the worst billboard next to the best billboard.

[Monet X Change]

Which one is the better?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one that's the. That's the billboard. And it just says the death of Snow White on this. On that picture. It looks like they just did like a screen grab from the film. Swear to God, there it is right there. Yeah, that's the. That's, that's. That's the poster.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. That's not great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would agree.

[Monet X Change]

That's not great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's more than not great.

[Monet X Change]

I love that this depicts, though, some of the dwarves as women, I feel like, because I feel from the story, from the, from the fairy tale, we all just. The dwarves were all male, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But now the good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we're, if we're assuming they're gender, then yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I guess we're just assuming now.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me say though, I want to jump off this thing, my thought process when I saw this billboard, which.

[Monet X Change]

The snow white one or the Snow white one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'll tell you after the ad break. And I will tell you another thing that you never, ever, ever have to hear us do ads ever again. How Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Because if they go to our Patreon,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roberta Bob, the direct.

[Monet X Change]

We started this Patreon six years ago. Maybe six years ago, roughly. And it is the best Patreon out there. I don't care. I don't care what Mistress Isabel Brooks is saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's scrubbed. We release content every day of the week.

[Monet X Change]

Every day of the week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have new content within the days a week. There's content.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So we. So come onto our Patreon. Just Google Cinnamon rivalry Patreon or go to patreon.com slimmingriverypodcast and you'll find our Patreon. You can join it. We have different tiers of membership and we'd love to see you there. So let's catch you up at work. And listen, because Bob forgot, I remind him several times. Thank you to all of our patrons for making this podcast possible. This podcast is literally not possible. I reminded you. That's why I'm lying about the patrons. That's the lie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The true part is that we could not do this without our patrons. We grateful. We literally could not pay our amazing staff. We could not pay ourselves. We could not buy these cameras. We could not do any stuff if it was not for the patrons. So please, please, please, if you want to help create content like this, consider signing up. So what I was saying with that poster is this. If you have the money to rent a billboard, you should have the money to make a nice. A nice poster.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, sir.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe someone thought that was. Maybe someone thought that would be like that shot would be the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how many people did that go through? Unless it's just one person, like. No, no. Monet. No, because a billboard in LA, it's over the. It's over the one on one. Yeah, it's right over the 101, right off the Burbank exit. It is a massive billboard. It's the second biggest billboard in that spot.

[Monet X Change]

How much is this rental billboard?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much is this rent a billboard?

[Monet X Change]

I think I looked at it before. I think it's like 20k.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It depends on where you are every cause I looked up because I had this idea to rent billboards around America to promote my episode gay Bars. But I ended up not doing it because I couldn't get it together in time. But I wanted to split the billboard up into six pieces and then just put an image on an image with. With just a QR code and then have people, like, put it together. Like, what is this? Like, it's just like a foot in one frame.

[Jacob]

It really varies because it's about where the billboard is. So, like, if you want a billboard in, like, Pasadena, you can get one for 2000amonth. But if you want one, like Prime LA, like real estate on, like, the Hollywood strip, you're looking at upward of 100k a month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does it cost? Get your stuff on one of those video screens in Times Square.

[Monet X Change]

That has to be. I'm. I'm get no less than 250 a day, probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they tore down what's her name's billboard. Oh, they tore down the whole building. Oh, in. In WeHo, a little mommy does have that billboard up.

[Monet X Change]

She's. She's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a Jenner. Kylie Question. Kylie Jenner had a billboard up at Sunset and Set and Crescent. No, further west. Sunset and Las. No, Las Palmas is further east. Where's the. Where was Kylie Jenner's billboard? Sunset and La Cienega. Yeah, At Sunset, La Cienega. Every month there would be a new Kylie Jenner billboard. Girl. The whole building's gone.

[Jacob]

For the cosmetics company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For her cosmetics company. And it was. Honestly, I don't even. I don't. I don't even do her. I don't even do her makeup. Buy her makeup. I am not interested in buying her makeup. It does not speak to me. I was always excited to see what that billboard was gonna be. Really. Because it was always a really good billboard.

[Monet X Change]

I guess since I didn't really go down that way, I never really noticed or cared. But yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, she fucking. Next thing I know, the whole building because it was on top of a building, bitch. That's the thing about New York City that's driving me crazy, is that one day you be walking and be like, I swear there used to be a building here. You ever have that?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'd be like, wait, now, hold on. Yeah, like, I remember one time when they built Jacob's new school. What? They moved? You didn't go to the new school?

[Jacob]

I did go to the new school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you did go to the new school when they moved the new school down by Union Square.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They took a city block and.

[Monet X Change]

And destroyed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember walking one day and you didn't go to the new one.

[Monet X Change]

You go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you go. You went to.

[Jacob]

I went to the new. New school, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the one Union Square?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, girl, I was walking because it used to be over near Times Square, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, girl, I was walking around between gigs. Not gigs. I was. I don't know what I was doing. I was going from Union Square to the Village when I was working in the area, probably when I was working for the Jekyll and High Club. So it's probably as an. As an As a. And before night, not working in nightlife stuff, but walking and just seeing, like, one day, like, holy shit, this whole block is gone.

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was overnight, y', all. When they did. When they. When they demolished buildings, they don't do them piece by piece. They blow those bitches up.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I've never been. I never. I've only seen the astromath. I've never seen or heard or been around when one is going down, which is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you know, they post about them. You can go watch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's, like a website where they post demolitions that you can go watch.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know that. Yeah, girl, because a lot of these

[Bob the Drag Queen]

buildings mean things to a lot of people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So people are like, oh, I live there. I work there. I did this there. I had my first. I had my wedding there. To me. That's so crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Just the whole building.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why. Before I knew this, I thought they were taking them apart piece by piece. No, but they can blow up a. Y', all. They're so good at this. They can blow up a building that's attached to two other buildings, and the two buildings on the side will suffer no consequences.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what you about to wake up right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The 9 11, girl.

[Monet X Change]

The 9 11, girl. You know, you don't. You don't got the 911 girls in a tizzy in this episode, girl, because they implement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They collapse in on themselves. Also, if you look at the buildings in New York City, if you ever get a chance to see a building between a empty spot between two buildings, you'll see those slats on the side of the building.

[Monet X Change]

If you look at what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you ever see a building right after a. Right after a demo that was between two buildings, there are these slats on the. On the buildings that connect them. That. That lets the stuff slide forward, I believe, or slide back in some direction

[Monet X Change]

where it won't harm the existing building or the street. The street. Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. Billboard.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. Yeah. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And still you can't melt steel. That's the 9.

[Ad Voice]

11.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the 911.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a 911 dog whistle.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that. That. That. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jet fuel does not melt steel.

[Monet X Change]

No, Jacob, we mean, like, how much does it cost for a company to do it?

[Jacob]

Oh, no, I know. This is. I was showing you this other thing as a person. You can get it for, oh, $150.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So 150 bucks, you can get 15 seconds every hour. Every hour. But will they know? Will they know if it's. If it's like a. If it's like a business.

[Jacob]

I mean, I guess if it's a business, too, you probably can do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, so how long does it take to get approved, I wonder?

[Monet X Change]

We'll do it right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, here's my thing. For 15 seconds an hour, right? Let me think this through. 150 for 15 seconds every hour.

[Monet X Change]

So for the whole hour, it would be $600.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, help us with some math, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

For the whole hour? $600.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if I want to get three minutes?

[Monet X Change]

So that's. Six times three would be. What's three?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

15. Wait, how many. How many minutes? How many?

[Monet X Change]

15. It's four. 15 seconds an hour. So sorry. So 15 times four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

15 is a quarter of a minute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So 15 times four would be 600.

[Jacob]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So one minute is $600.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So three minutes would be three times six, which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's just one. That's just one day.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's only one day for this thing. It's all day. It says all day.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, all day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what it says.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so how much is it for an hour?

[Monet X Change]

$600, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

600 bucks for one hour?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, let's say they can't be right. Your math has got to be off.

[Monet X Change]

15 seconds is 150. 30 seconds will be 300. There are two. 30 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said one hour, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, one hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay, so it's 600aminute. So six. 600 times 60, which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's that?

[Monet X Change]

$30,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't do that.

[Jacob]

3,600.

[Monet X Change]

3,600.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, for. I could get an hour. For. I can get an hour.

[Jacob]

No, no, sorry. It's 30. There are 3,600 seconds. What's 3,600 divided by 15? I'm so bad at math.

[Monet X Change]

I got it, I got it, I got it. So $600.

[Jacob]

A240.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No time. 150 for 15 seconds.

[Jacob]

36. $36,000.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I said. I was like. I was like. I was like, yes. Yeah. That's why I said so for $36,000,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can have this one thing that's just pictures of me all day long for $36,000.

[Monet X Change]

But maybe they probably have some restriction against doing it. Like.

[Jacob]

Yes, but also. So looking at Times Square billboards, lower end cost, 17,000, like for a smaller one. And then the bigger ones are upwards of 50,000. 100, 100,000. So you could also just pay less than $36,000 and get a full billboard to yourself.

[Monet X Change]

But where is the location? You're gonna have the shitty one over there on fucking Boot Scoop Boulevard. You want that prime time on 1515 Broadway. That's what you want?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I.

[Monet X Change]

I'll do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we get just a bunch of pictures of us?

[Monet X Change]

I'll split one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm eating one of these. Well, it's 250 for businesses, though. Okay. Oh, hey, why. Whose cat is this in the group chat last night?

[Jacob]

Oh, Taylor's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is Taylor's cat?

[Jacob]

We talk about it on the episode and we need. He asked for pictures, the group chat, and Taylor sent 1800 pictures of his cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the group chat is insane. And if you're not looking at it, if you don't catch it, every group, every chat. In the second when you look down, you will have missed 50,000 texts. So I was trying to catch up with this one, because I normally don't. And then all I see is just this, this, this fucking cat. Which, by the way, I think looks like a human being in a cat costume.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor has a very handsome cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he's very handsome. He's a little too handsome.

[Monet X Change]

I love Taylor's cat, Murph.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He'd be risen. He'd be risening me up.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Bob. So today. So speaking of groove, text, y'. All If y' all don't know about this, Bob is notoriously self proclaimed bad at texting. Yeah, Bob does not answer text messages. But. Which is crazy. The part about it that drives me crazy at a lot of us, including

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob and everyone else. Bring it down. Bring it down.

[Monet X Change]

Is that you're constant. Moni.

[Ad Voice]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's reset. Reset, reset, reset. Breathe, breathe.

[Monet X Change]

Bob is always on his phone, so

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it's like you just. I'm not all. I'm on my.

[Ad Voice]

We've.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've checked our screen time. I'm on my phone less than you are. We have. We have already done the screen time test. Did we on this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I. I don't know if that's true, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've done this on this podcast. I am on my phone less than you are.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we'll see. I'll wait till you have yours and then I'll review my result.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And screen. Grab them too. Screenshot, screen. It's straight to the thread. So that. So without sending to your little editor first.

[Monet X Change]

What editor? You mean the one that you fucking have built into your whole framework?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the editor. Your picture. Your photo editor. You know, I see your little buddy. The one you. Who did. Who did it? Who did our. Our fucking. Who did our pictures? Yeah. Don't. Don't. Don't say this. Did you say to the chat.

[Monet X Change]

I already said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got me heated up in this.

[Monet X Change]

Bring it down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other day, I called one day and I was actually really angry.

[Monet X Change]

You were. And I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when I was like, you're scraping. When I was like, you're next. You were very calm.

[Monet X Change]

You're like, you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like. And I apologize.

[Monet X Change]

You did apologize. I was shocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I always apologize. You're the one who doesn't apologize, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Can you stop pointing at me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I always say I'm very sorry. You're right. I apologize. Anyway, you're a. You roll your eyes. You don't need them for your screen time. When your eyes fall out. How do I look at my screen time again? Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

You don't even know how to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did it today because. Because. Because Tao tried to come for me too.

[Monet X Change]

You do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talking about. I was like, yo, I don't do my screen time more than I. Well, Tao ate my ass. He was really on. He was really. He has like two hours a day.

[Jacob]

Okay. Settings.

[Monet X Change]

Tao has two hours a day of screen time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's like. Or less. It was actually kind of gaggy. I was like, oh, wow, that's great.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow, that's great.

[Jacob]

Digital well being.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Digital well being. Here we go. Digital well being well being. Is that how I said it?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well being. Hold on. Digital okay. Why am I digital well. Okay.

[Jacob]

Do you want me to pull it up for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

Vaugh. We are in V time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I found it. Allegedly digital well being, y'.

[Ad Voice]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at, look, look at this old ass, fucking crickety ass, old ass nigga trying to navigate his screen time.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay, tell us. Reveal the results.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. This is not correct.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh. It's not correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I can reveal these if you want. Okay. What is it? What do you think it says? It's zero minutes.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

That's not correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously it's not correct. Jacob,

[Monet X Change]

concede the election call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we've done. Mine says zero. You need to concede at this point. I don't even use. I don't even have a phone. Oh, oh.

[Monet X Change]

While we do this, I want to say. I want to say this about. I said something the other day on the podcast that I. Well, there's a convoluted thing. There's some shadiness going on. I said the person who did not do my wigs was Super Braider. That is not true. Super Braid is good. The person is Coffee Braids. But she. But she was moonlighting as another account before. Also, I'm the person who stole my wigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So her name is Coffee Braids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to Moon Braider?

[Monet X Change]

Who the hell is Moon Braider? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who did you say?

[Monet X Change]

Moonbraider.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who do you accuse?

[Monet X Change]

Super Braider.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you want to.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Me and her talking right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize to her publicly.

[Monet X Change]

I did apologize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I apologize to her in public. Use the words I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I'm good. I got this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you going to use the words I'm sorry?

[Monet X Change]

Can you mind your fucking business, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I can't believe you would do this to a woman running an independent small business.

[Monet X Change]

Supa Raider is a really, really, really fierce business. She's done a lot of wigs for other girls, like Simone, Aja, some other girls. So I apologize. My intention was not to not apologize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Use the words I'm sorry

[Monet X Change]

to I'm sorry. Mind your business, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, she is a single mom.

[Monet X Change]

Who you are?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Apologize.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we were in contact and I. And we're doing a whole Instagram fantasy together for me to spread the news and to apologize, the gospel of her business and how fierce it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And to say the words, Bobby, say the words. Anyway, we just had a conversation about how, you know.

[Monet X Change]

Anyways, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you know what? Super braider. I'm sorry, these are that my friend did that to you.

[Monet X Change]

These are the screenshots of this nasty, nasty fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What makes you got it right for you. It is.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, I have the screenshot of this nasty cunt. Coffee Braid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. What if Coffee Braid sues you?

[Monet X Change]

Then sue me. I'm suing her currently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you actually suing? No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. We sent her paperwork to her business. No, but we have to serve her. We clearly can't find her to serve her ass.

[Jacob]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal, so there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Ad Voice]

of $45 for three months, $90 for six months or $180 for a 12 month plan. Required $15 per month equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. See terms.

[Monet X Change]

So yeah, the person who stole my hair is Coffee Braids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And months of screenshots, pictured here on the screen of her responding, not responding, posting about her thing. She stole my custom braided wig fronts. She's a thief. And we. She will be served fucking paperwork. And it's not even about the price of the wigs. It's about you taking them, posting that you're doing work and acting like this whole text message, this whole thing doesn't exist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know you have to trick people into getting served sometimes.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Yeah. Like what Megan is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the mariachi band.

[Monet X Change]

The mariachi band, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Megan hired a mariachi band.

[Monet X Change]

I just can't. I just can't. Okay. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so I have my screen time. What did. We gotta go. We gotta go bar for bar. Where you at today?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's just the daily average.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine hasn't a daily average. It has each day. Pick a day.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, now I guess I have to see all. I don't think mine does days like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pick a day, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pick a day.

[Monet X Change]

Mine doesn't do that. We can do weeks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine doesn't do that.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see if I can Google Fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your daily average?

[Monet X Change]

My daily average is 6 hours and 44 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

6 hours, 55 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

So you're more than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but then. But then. But then a different day, I'm three hours and nine minutes. And then a different day, I'm six hours and 54 minutes. And then a different day. Mine does every app. It's like you're on TikTok for. So on this six hour and 20. 20, 55 minutes. This is a Halloween. I'm on TikTok for two hours, 21 minutes. Instagram for one hour, 42 minutes. But here's one. I don't think this one counts. And this is, in my humble opinion, Google Maps for an hour and 34 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

You're using the app, Bob. Using your phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm driving.

[Monet X Change]

Get MapQuest. If you don't want to use the app.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's unmapped. That's an app, too.

[Monet X Change]

No, get paper, print, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Paperwork is yours, including MapQuest. I mean, Google Maps.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have MapQuest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is yours, including Google Maps? I'm gonna tell you right now, in

[Monet X Change]

my opinion, yeah, it does 25 minutes. But also, I don't. Honestly, most places I go to la, I don't use Google Maps. I know where I'm going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't use Google Maps either, because I'm usually driving to and from work.

[Monet X Change]

So what is it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when I. But I believe that, like, for example, today I did not use Google Maps, and today is saying that I use Google Maps for 28 minutes, but just because my. My car has the Maps initiated. So because it took me 28 minutes to get to work today, they're alleging that I use Google. Alleging. And I'm gonna serve them paperwork. No kidding. They're alleging that I use Google Maps for 28 minutes when I wasn't even using it. I know how to get to work. And Jacob Kentest. I was not in the app. In the Map app.

[Jacob]

Oh, no, he was. He was texting while driving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, shut the.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what he used to get? I. What is so crazy? Bob used to come at me alive and drive. And now literally, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't live and drive.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you do videos and drive and you post them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet. In my videos. When I do videos and driving, Andy is operating the camera. I'm not using it. And I. And I'm looking ahead. I'm not looking at the camera. If I'm looking at the camera, it is. It is. I'm at a red light, Andy. Dilly. Not Andy Short. Andy. Dilly, who does my social media. She is sitting in the passenger seat with a thing and she is recording me. And I'm looking ahead every time, every single. So all those videos that you see of me doing the breakdown, I started doing my lyric breakdowns in the car. Andy is there recording those videos. I do not do those myself.

[Monet X Change]

We want to see. Next time we want to see the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

picture, we can call Andy right now.

[Monet X Change]

She's on your payroll. She's going to lie for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, why would she lie? She's there. She's my social media person. Well, so are you recording all yours by yourself?

[Monet X Change]

You do see me do. I don't do lives and drives. I don't do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not living. I'm not living.

[Monet X Change]

I don't do videos and drives. Have you ever seen a video of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

me live on your video? I see. I. Obviously, you're not holding the camera.

[Monet X Change]

I have stands.

[Ad Voice]

So who's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're telling me when you walk around doing these plants, is the stand rolling?

[Monet X Change]

So we have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Liar. Go ahead and lie. Make up a lie real quick.

[Monet X Change]

Ask Andy. Not Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My Andy.

[Monet X Change]

My. My fiance. Okay, we have a follow drone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have follow drones, but that's not what you're recording for.

[Ad Voice]

How do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do.

[Monet X Change]

You're not there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're not. First of all, because it's loud.

[Monet X Change]

You've never used a follow drone before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen the way me and Andy have gone droning together. Andy and I have gone droning together.

[Monet X Change]

Stop trying to steal my boyfriend, my fiance. He does not want to date you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I tell you. I do not. When I tell you Andy is safe around me. When I tell you you could leave Andy butt naked on an island with me for a year and he would eat.

[Monet X Change]

He would talk about eat your ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He would eat your ass. I think Andy will come back untouched.

[Monet X Change]

Lies, Honey. Liza Vanilli.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tell you, Andy will come back.

[Monet X Change]

If you, Andy, were stuck on an island for a year, y' all not fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If me and Andy were stuck on the island for a decade, y' all not fucking. I will fuck a coconut before I stick my dick in Andy.

[Monet X Change]

No, honey, just to be clear, Andy sticking his dick in you. Andy's sticking. Andy is excavating that hole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanna be clear. You are doing this to Andy right now. Andy's getting red because you. Because you're doing this.

[Monet X Change]

Because I know Andy will le.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy is not putting himself in this situation. You are putting Andy in a fight. He does not want to be in.

[Monet X Change]

Andy will tear you up, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on.

[Monet X Change]

When did you become bad at text messing? Were you always bad at texting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've never liked texting, but I tell people if you. If you text me, I will just straight up call you. If I see that you texted me, I'm just gonna give you a call. I'm not. I'm not. First of all, because when I'm in my car, I don't text him and drive. Like, unlike some people,

[Monet X Change]

I do not text and drive like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen you because I'm not in the car with you very often, but I know you do it.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even know.

[Ad Voice]

You don't even know.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna be honest. Yes, once. Yes, I have text one time. Not one time like there is the settlement when I will. But most times, actually, I put on my. My drive my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I've never gotten that text from you because.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you can automate what you. What. What yours wants to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never gotten the. Hey, I'm driving.

[Monet X Change]

But mine doesn't. But mine doesn't automate that. It just. It just doesn't respond. Or it'll tell you to call me. Let me tell you, the iPhones, we're smart over here. We're not.

[Jacob]

These.

[Monet X Change]

These shells.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The phone that you Just.

[Jacob]

Just to be clear, didn't we do, like a sample?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean the phone that you just promoted?

[Monet X Change]

It was Dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean the one that you. That used it all? Yeah, and I. Oh, that's. This. This is a.

[Monet X Change]

Is this a Google Pixel or Android?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a Google Pixel.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, yeah, those are good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what about it? Tell me what. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Run it back because I didn't do a Google Pixel. I didn't do a Google Pixel ad. Google Pixels are good. Don't stand on.

[Monet X Change]

I thought this was your little galaxy 29:30, whatever the fuck it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, first of all, we did a Galaxy ad.

[Jacob]

You.

[Monet X Change]

We did a Galaxy ad for what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Z Fold, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, the. So to be clear, those are good phones too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, to be clear, I've never done a Google Pixel.

[Monet X Change]

I use a Google Pixel. No, I use a Google Pixel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at the.

[Monet X Change]

No, look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look the phone in the face and talk your.

[Monet X Change]

I use a Google Pixel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Backtracking ass fake bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I use Google Pixel. You can be bought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't be bought. You can be bought.

[Monet X Change]

I use a Google Pixel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish I had. I would Throw this.

[Monet X Change]

I wish you would, but you'll be scrapping in this set today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish I had liquid in this cup. I wish I didn't drink the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

I wish you did, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I would have. Real Housewives got me. Hot talk. Your.

[Monet X Change]

You sweating, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me rewind. So you're the world's best texter.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I'm not the world's best texter, but I can. Like, I communicated stuff because we have a group chat about work stuff and stuff, and Bob will just not respond ever. And then randomly be like, hey. And be like, bitch. Now you. Now a warning. Now you respond. It's just so random when you decide to chime in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I usually chime in when somebody in the group chat pisses me off. Otherwise, I'll be like, I'm call.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. Well, this I gotta update from last night, because I think Jay was watching the live stream.

[Jacob]

No, no, it was just about the. This is just about our episodes.

[Monet X Change]

This is from. You be our editor. I'll play me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, he started doing his voice. Also.

[Monet X Change]

Also, Jay speaks very fast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also heads up for Bob Monet. But for the last few episodes, both of y' all were heavy snorting into the mic, like, throughout the entire episode.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you both snorting? I'm not a doctor, so I can't tell you. Lol.

[Monet X Change]

Are we sick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Like, throughout the entire episode. It sounds like a lot of the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

time, but Bob used to do it a lot, and he got much better. And now y' all are both doing it. Lol. Is it lol.

[Monet X Change]

And I was. Lol.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a great Jay voice, but I would be honest. Jay, if you guys want to know something, Jay, Jacob, and Mitch all have the same voice.

[Monet X Change]

If.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If Jay, Jacob, and Mitch are doing a podcast together you got y' all at home. Would not be able to discern them.

[Monet X Change]

I disagree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Several times in meetings where I was in a meeting with Mitch and Jacob and people kept mixing. Jacob can attest to this.

[Jacob]

Yeah, people do that. I. I don't see it, but I don't hear it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't hear. And I've spoken to Jay and Mitch and Jacob a lot. I don't hear what you're hearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if we. If we can get it together right now, we're going to insert a audio clip of Jacob, Jay, and Mitch all saying the exact same sentence.

[Monet X Change]

But the three of y' all don't try to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just stay in your way.

[Monet X Change]

Say it how you say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What sentence should we have them say is the one with all the letters? The quick brown frog jumped over the brown lazy dog. The quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dog.

[Monet X Change]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know why they use that?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's because that sentence has every letter of the Alphabet in it.

[Monet X Change]

Why does that. Why does that matter, having every letter of the Alphabet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who cares for fonts? So when you need to see font.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, you get to hear all. You get to hear a lot of the sounds.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. Yeah, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we're gonna have each one of them say. And put it in right here.

[Jacob]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

[Monet X Change]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

[Jacob]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

That's Texas etiquette. So can we say I have better texting etiquette than you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

For sure.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. What about.

[Monet X Change]

What is your etiquette? When you see someone crying in, like, a public space, do you approach? Do you leave them alone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I know them?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay, here's a scenario. It's New York City they're on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say scenario?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What do you say? Scenario. Yeah, I said scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you say? What do you say, Jacob?

[Jacob]

I don't know if that's the best scenario.

[Monet X Change]

Scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I the only one with that scenario?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Well, you're often the only one when

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we do something that's not true, Monet. First of all, the way that the fans gathered you on your Halloween costume

[Monet X Change]

stance, which I still stand by what

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say, the way the fans are on my side about the Oreos as well.

[Monet X Change]

They're not on your side with the Oreos. That was pretty split.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was not.

[Monet X Change]

That was a split decision.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I was not.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's the scenario. You're walking down 7th Avenue. You're on 22nd Street. You see this woman on the corner crying in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A woman. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know this woman, but she's crying. She doesn't.

[Jacob]

She.

[Monet X Change]

She looks like. She looks like she may have just came. She's on her lunch break. She looks like someone who's working at a star. She went her Starbucks thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Starbucks thing.

[Monet X Change]

She's on the crowd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old is she?

[Monet X Change]

She is 27.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On the ground crying?

[Monet X Change]

No, like, just bent over crying, slumped over crying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks like she's about 27 years old.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of crying? Like, are she like.

[Monet X Change]

She's not. She's like, oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, walk right Past her. Right past her. As if I didn't even see her.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like she never even existed.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. The same thing. You're at the Grove here in la. Same woman in the Grove.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I recognize her?

[Monet X Change]

You recognize her from New York?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, girl, are you ever okay?

[Monet X Change]

And she's at the mall, but she's sitting on a bench and crying. Same. Same way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Walk right past her.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you gonna do?

[Monet X Change]

I think in la, I would stop. In New York, I wouldn't. Cause I'm just conditioned to people in New York just being so. In New York, I wouldn't stop. In la, I would stop. New Yorkers are wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? Okay, you ready? I'm a. Wait, wait, where are we?

[Monet X Change]

Are we in New York or la?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Grove.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm sitting down. I'm like, hey, girl, what's wrong? Are you the one? Did you used to work in New York?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to work in New York City.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a big fan, by the way. I can't believe I'm crying in front of you.

[Monet X Change]

It's all right. What's wrong? What's going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. My fucking cat died.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It ate my fucking bird. And then the cat got ate by the dog, and then the dog ran into the street, and my husband ran over it, and then his car swerved, and then he hit a tree, and then the car got totaled, and then the car caught flames, and then my husband died.

[Monet X Change]

That is such an unfortunate series of events. The text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My son. Oh, dude. Died after he texted me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He died.

[Monet X Change]

That is crazy. I'm so sorry to hear that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just need $3.

[Monet X Change]

$3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just eat three. $3.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's talk about it. What are $3 gonna do for you right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This just makes me feel better.

[Monet X Change]

Just three dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just three? Just three.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need three. I'm gonna need three. Did you say about the pastor who locked the doors?

[Monet X Change]

No, girl, that's old news.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This pastor was like, I need a $2,000 seed.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I saw. And then the woman came up with $1,200.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he was like. He said, that's not what I asked for.

[Monet X Change]

That's pissing me off. When I saw that, I got so annoyed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, he still kept it.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, that's not what I asked for.

[Monet X Change]

And the fact that people see shit like this and they still think there's nothing wrong with organized religion, that is the part that trips me out. I'm like, give me my shit back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then she said, I'll go work on the extra 800. Give me my money back. Then. What you asked for.

[Monet X Change]

You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. You didn't ask for that. My bad.

[Monet X Change]

That's pissing me off that people see this and they don't think there's nothing wrong with that in the church.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the church said, amen. Imagine. Imagine that now if you're crying. There are. There are. Okay, when do you stop? If I'm with you in line, Like, I'm not next in line. I met like, let's say I'm at like the airport and I'm in line and we're gonna be together for like the next 10 minutes and you're like uncontrollably sobbing. I'll be like, hey, are you okay? Is everything okay? Because I'm stuck with you so.

[Monet X Change]

Only because it's affecting you. That's why you can sobbing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not necessarily affecting me. I could ignore it, but I have time. Like, I can't think of a time in New York City where I've just been leisurely strolling. Oh, my God. What?

[Monet X Change]

I used to leisurely stroll around. I'll just walk. Especially like when it started to be spring. Oh, my God. Yeah, just walk around the city. Me and friends used to walk around the city all the time. Me and Lamar, Tyrone, we just walk all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I always had somewhere to be.

[Monet X Change]

No, just we would just literally meet up at like 14th street, get on the train, get out the train and just walk until we just had nothing else to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did there during lockdown, but that's the only time I ever did it twice or unless I was going for a walk. Like, I used to do this thing where like, I'm gonna walk. I used to do this thing maybe like once every day no matter what.

[Monet X Change]

Every day, no matter what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So was me working out every day when I wet bothering you back in the day? It seemed like you that was pent up.

[Monet X Change]

They don't think is your everyday. No matter what is my protein thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like five years of pent up to you.

[Monet X Change]

Bob was on his everyday no matter what. It was a whole half. He roped us all into it on social media.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't rope you into it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could join if they wanted.

[Monet X Change]

You would force it down our throat every day since you started doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And why didn't you?

[Monet X Change]

And I told you in real Time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How often do you work out?

[Monet X Change]

Six days a week. But I don't go on Sunday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say Wednesday every day. Out of what?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't work out on Sundays. So that's not. I do not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the Lord's day.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I want to worship him and honor him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I was going to say was I used to do this thing a couple of times a month where I'd walk the perimeter of Central Park.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow. How. How far is that? I'm sure you looked it up.

[Jacob]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

And how long would that take you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. A couple hours maybe. I wouldn't run. I would just walk it. I was gonna walk the permissential park. I want to walk five miles. So I, you know, I love. I used to live pretty close to the park.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh. When you want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Want to see it in Amsterdam? Yeah. So I was like four avenues over.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it was a pretty short walk to the park. I just.

[Monet X Change]

In the winter I would do it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a couple times a month. I mean, it wasn't like a strict thing. It was just like, oh, I want to go walking. So I'll just walk to the park. I walked and then walk around. So I usually do it in the spring or in the summer. I don't think I was a winter walker.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's my thing about LA is the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Winter walker, white Walker, nevermind. White Walkers are from Game of Thrones.

[Monet X Change]

Game of Thrones?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Are the White Walkers from Game of Thrones akin to the. The people from the cold planet and Marvel and Thor?

[Jacob]

Oh, the. I mean, kind of. Yeah. The Frost Giants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Frost Giants, they're like zombies.

[Monet X Change]

The Frost aren't zombies. The White Walkers are kind of like.

[Jacob]

Yeah, the White Rockers are. Specifically the White Rockers. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'd be like. But they're like zombies, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah, they're like ice zombies.

[Monet X Change]

And the Frost Giants are not zombies. They're just. They're people from a cold planet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think, who amongst. Before we go, I want to ask you one last question. Who do you think you know who could probably pick up Mjolnir?

[Monet X Change]

Mjolnir, the hammer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You have to be worried, like, who's worthy?

[Monet X Change]

Worthy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. If we were in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, do you know anyone who'd be worthy?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you know Spider man did it.

[Monet X Change]

Did he?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. Also Captain America.

[Monet X Change]

Hela.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His sister.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think that's it.

[Jacob]

Nope, you're missing a big one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, am I Storm right? Oh, storm.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, but who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a thunder God.

[Monet X Change]

She's not a thunder God. I mean, she's. She's a goddess. She's a. She's a goddess. Bob, I don't. I don't make the rules.

[Jacob]

Honestly, this would be such a good Halloween costume.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, you bitch. We have to go rap for the cameras. The episode' thank you so much.