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Bob the Drag Queen
style, every home My name is Bob the Drag Queen and I'm Monet X Change and this is sibling rivalry.
Monet X Change
On this week's episode, Bob contemplates taking a polar plunge.
Bob the Drag Queen
We look back on the year 2025
Monet X Change
and we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would rather eat shit. And we find out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
Honesty is impressive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey y'. All. You can come see me, Bob the Drag Queen on Broadway starting January 27th seventh at the AL Hirschfeld Theater in the amazing show Moulin. If Jacob was in here.
Monet X Change
If Jacob was in here, how the fuck would you would you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
We wouldn't do our podcast at all if Jacob wasn't here. We can't do our podcast at all without Jacob. I'm very grateful that he's here. Anyway, you can get tickets@seethedradqueen.com and I'll be playing Harold Zidler. What are you up to, Monet?
Monet X Change
I am doing the High Heels, Bad Knees tour. I am coming across America to different cities. You can go to monashade.com to get tickets and come see me in my High Heels, Bad Knees, Stand up tour. I'm very proud of this material. I think it's some really funny stuff and I can't wait for people to come see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you thought about hi Ho's? Bad Attitude?
Monet X Change
That song High High Hopes, no Limit. Panic at the Disco. Yeah, Panic at the Disco. They just take songs and they like pitch it up, right.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Panic is one person. I found this out.
Monet X Change
This one wasn't a band.
Bob the Drag Queen
It used to be a band and now it's just the guy.
Monet X Change
But it was a band.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Because now the guy. I chime in. When haven't you people ever heard of. And they did. Into the Unknown.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but I mean, after Adina.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's all. Every Disney. So all the Disney movies, they do a pop cover of.
Monet X Change
Of all Disney songs.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Every Disney movie, they take one song from the show and they do a pop cover. So that's why Celine Dion sang Beauty and the Beast. That's why Vanessa Williams sang not Colors of the Wind.
Monet X Change
Colors of the Wind. No, because she sang the original in the one that's in the movie.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she does not sing that.
Guest/Additional Speaker
They play it during the credits of the movie.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Okay. It's in the credits.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they had Demi Lovato do Let It Go, right?
Monet X Change
Did she? Well, you know, Disney did that whole album where it was Tori Kelly, I, Rena Grande. They all redid remade Disney songs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I remember that because I can't remember who did. King King like me. A man like you.
Monet X Change
It was good. Oh, I want to be like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I forget who it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember.
Monet X Change
It was. It was good though.
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah. So they always. They always have some major celebrity or some sort of a pop vocalist. Do that one.
Monet X Change
Fallout Boy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fall Out Boy. That was so. Yeah. Panic of the Disc.
Guest/Additional Speaker
I think the Jonas Brothers, maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Panic at the Disco did the one for Frozen two.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, did you know that Zootopia is outselling for good?
Monet X Change
Let me tell you something. Zootopia. Zootopia 1. The OG is one of my favorite anime movies of all time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Zootopia went. Is hard. I've never seen it. People are going crazy for Zootopia too. It might end up being one of the highest selling moves of the year. I mean, I don't think it's gonna outdo Sinners because I think Sinners is the highest selling.
Monet X Change
I hope Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler win at the Globes. The. I know they got. I know they got nominated for Globes. They haven't dropped Oscars yet. Right? Nominations.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I could see Coogler winning for a film. I don't know if I could see Michael B. Jordan considering because I feel like those kind of movies, those kind of actors in those movies don't normally win like scary movies, action films, they don't normal. The actors don't normally win Oscars for that. They do sometimes.
Monet X Change
Like Wakanda Forever got nominated. Was like, oh my God. Was it an Oscar nod for actors? Yeah. Not actors for. For the film. No, no. Angela. Angela Bass was nominated for supporting. Yeah. For Oscar work.
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah. So right now Zootopia is clocking in at $1,136,670,004. And for good. Is it even on the list?
Monet X Change
It's not in the top 10. Wait, what is this for the year? What is this?
Guest/Additional Speaker
What is this Highest grossing film. So I guess it's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this high grossing? 20, 25?
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah, I don't think it is. It was maybe. I think For Good had the highest grossing opening weekend.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there's no way.
Monet X Change
For Good is not one of the. I just don't believe. And the number one spot is a movie called Ney Zha by Beijing and Light. And it had.
Guest/Additional Speaker
It was a huge hit in China and Asia, but it didn't make the crossover to the us. It kind of flopped when the US version came out.
Monet X Change
I mean, wait, Neja for good?
Bob the Drag Queen
Neja. It did double Zootopia.
Monet X Change
Everybody said double zootopia. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
2,215,000,693.
Monet X Change
You know, yesterday, Andy, we were talking about. I don't know how we're talking about India. And Andy was like. He says. I was like, what? He was like, well, you know, India is about the size of America. And I was like. And I was like. I knew that wasn't right. I was like, really? And we're talking. I was like. I was like, I know they have one point something billion people, no population.
Bob the Drag Queen
They are way. It's the most populated country in the world.
Monet X Change
But I was like in terms of the size. And I was like, there's no way. And then as we were Talking. I was like, Andy, there's no way. There's no way. India is.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's about half a size America. Yeah, about half. Australia is almost the. Almost the exact same size. I think. I think the largest country is Russia, and I'm pretty sure the second largest country is Canada. Oh, Canada. As far as. As far as land. Land mass goes. But I think Russia is the. The largest country by land mass. And I'm pretty sure that Canada's number two. And I think that. Yeah, Russia. Oh, Antarctica. Technically. Is that Antarctica country?
Monet X Change
No. Well, should we go to. Should we go. Should we go. Can I finish?
Bob the Drag Queen
Go ahead.
Monet X Change
Should we go to my Auntie Annie?
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I Antarctica? I would love to go to your aunt's house. I don't have any desire to be in Antarctica.
Monet X Change
So cold. I mean, you and I, we. We have to go. We have to do that little polar plunge thing. We will not be doing that, Bob. You live once, girl, you got to, like, just try stuff out. You leave. You get one bite of the apple.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have to try stuff you want to do or something. Like mon. Eat. Eat a piece of. You got to try. No, you got to try.
Monet X Change
Not the same.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have to try stuff out.
Monet X Change
I want to go to. To Antarctica, girl. Come on now.
Bob the Drag Queen
My desire to eat. Eat shit is similar to my desire to do an Antarctic plunge.
Monet X Change
Okay, if you had a gun to head, which one are you doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Eating the shit.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. A spoonful versus jumping in the fucking Antarctic depths of those waters. One, I cannot swim. Two, I don't like the cold. I would rather eat shit.
Guest/Additional Speaker
You would have a life vest in this scenario. Like, you would be.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want to do it.
Monet X Change
They connect you to a rope.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like no one's listening to me.
Monet X Change
To quote you. Let me be clear.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me be clear.
Monet X Change
You have a gun.
Bob the Drag Queen
There is.
Monet X Change
Hold on.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't even have to cock the gun. There is a revolver. You won't even get the gun put on my head before I'm like, okay,
Monet X Change
how big is a spoon? Like a tablespoon or like a ladle? Okay, this is. Okay, I'm telling you, this is a ladle.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, you know, you do it too much.
Monet X Change
It's a ladle packed with dog feces. They said you ate this ladle. Or jump in the Antarctic cold.
Bob the Drag Queen
How long I gotta be in the water?
Monet X Change
It's literally you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just getting specifics.
Monet X Change
It seems the whole ordeal maybe lasts maybe. Maybe 10 seconds.
Bob the Drag Queen
How long am I in the. I'm in the water for 10 seconds.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Like you jump in and they pull you right back out. This is a little picture.
Bob the Drag Queen
What am I wearing?
Monet X Change
I think you wear a bathing suit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus. Am I jumping? Because I've seen. Because I believe that Marty Gold Cummings did it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she did.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she jumped through ice like she was.
Monet X Change
I didn't see that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe I made that part up.
Monet X Change
No, I thought they cut a hole
Bob the Drag Queen
in the ice and she jumped through.
Monet X Change
The tide takes you one in a. Marty's gone forever in Antarctica.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she's on. According to you. I don't think. I don't think there's a tide. I think they were doing a place that doesn't have a strong tide.
Monet X Change
But I think when you, when, when you. So I'm not, you know, super versed in ice plunging and ice fishing, but I think you can't control the current is under there, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, ice fishing is usually on a lake and there's no currents in lakes. There's no tide at a lake. So typically speaking, I. Fishing is done on a lake. Have you ever walked on a lake? A frozen lake?
Monet X Change
No, and I would never. When I see people do that shit, I'm like, how do you. Are y' all fucking ice experts? Like, how do you know? I'm. I'm sure there are ways to tell because people who are, who do this, they can tell, but I would never trust it.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I lived in Minneapolis, I did, I did walk on a lake. And I mean, I saw a car on there, so I was like, I'm good.
Monet X Change
You saw what?
Bob the Drag Queen
A car. Oh, someone drove their car onto the lake.
Monet X Change
There was a car on the lake border. That car was the. Was when. When the bow broke.
Guest/Additional Speaker
It didn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I walked on and I walked off.
Monet X Change
Got it. Have you ever seen those really. Those really, really, really dope reels?
Bob the Drag Queen
But if it's a ladle versus jumping in. But then I have to. Then I have to like be out there in a bathing suit. Oh, how big is this ladle? Ladle she ate up.
Monet X Change
You remember that mercy song? He ate up on the ladle, the ladle, the ladle and it ate up on the ladle and his name would. Nathan. Dumb.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Okay. If it's a. If it's a. If it's a. A like a kitchen spoon I'd rather eat the kitchen spoon if it's a ladle I'd rather jump in the lake
Monet X Change
Cuz it's a ladle. You are.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would like to take the chick, take the spoon and then scrub it so that's flat. My desire is to scoop up the shit, flatten it out, and then. Can I put sugar on it?
Guest/Additional Speaker
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I put sugar on it? Can I chase it?
Monet X Change
Yes, you can chase it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna chase it with lemon. With lemon. With lemon juice.
Monet X Change
But I want. I want to chase it with Clorox.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's dangerous. I would chase it with lemon juice to kill the taste.
Guest/Additional Speaker
And.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. Here's the real tea, okay? For all you motherfuckers out there, if you are eating booty, I've probably eaten something before. You've absolutely eaten shit before.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, like.
Monet X Change
And all you feel is that, no,
Bob the Drag Queen
not me, honey, but I. Juice from my man.
Monet X Change
I'm clean, honey. But no, there is still fecal matter and shit. There's no way can we not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we not. There is no.
Monet X Change
Can we move on?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm, like, getting ill. Can we. I beg of you. If you could ever do anything kind.
Monet X Change
Can we move on, Bob? Okay, overall, if you had to give it 2025 A grade. You're giving your 2025 A grade? A letter grade. What. What grade is 2025 getting for you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I gotta compare it to some other years, right? 2020 is getting a solid four.
Monet X Change
A letter grade. Who? You get a four? That was rude.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was rude. That was rude. That was pretty fucking rude. 2020 is getting a D. Okay. For me, personally, 2024 is getting an F. Yeah. I would give 2025 a C plus, maybe a B minus.
Monet X Change
Okay. Yeah. For me, I would say I'm in the realm of A. I'm about to save a place, actually. I'm getting a. I'm kidding me. I don't know how to traders this year, but yet doing trailers. But now I'm going to see it in 26. So I think cena is obviously the thing. You're like, oh, I got to finally see this thing I did. So I'm going to give. I'm going to give 2025. Not going to engage this year. Okay. A B. I give 2025 a B minus.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Yeah. I mean, what year gets an A?
Monet X Change
A would have to be. I would say A is 2019. It was a great year. I won Drag Race that year. I had exchange rate that year. I did a lot of really amazing touring that year. I think that was the year I paid off my grandmother's car. I think that was a. That was like, oh, my God. I felt like that year. It was a year that kept on giving time. Was a really amazing opportunity thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
2016 and 2018 were both A's for me. I won drag race in 2018, and I kind of became 2016. I mean, and I started traveling. 2018 was a great year. I was in Berkeley. I met Jacob. I got back into theater after not doing it for almost 10 years. But I don't think 2025 was as good as those years for me.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it wasn't. But it's. But it's not been terrible. I mean, we.
Guest/Additional Speaker
We.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like we went through a lot of really crummy years, but also, I think I'm kind of grading on a. On a. On a sliding scale now, because 2020 was so crummy.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
That I. I'm appreciating. It's like in New York City, when it finally gets warm and it's like 60 degrees, you're like, baby, I'm wearing shorts.
Monet X Change
Pull a plunge, honey. Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna put on a tank top because you've lived through this. Horrid. I think it snowed in New York, by the way.
Monet X Change
Wait, what do you mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think New York got its first snow.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, girl. They said this year, 2026. The winter 2025, 26 is going to be brutal for New York. Just in time to welcome the Ice Queen back home. It's going to be a brutal year. This is going to be cold as fuck.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've lived through. I got to say, is this crazy? I just got so used to the New York wind. I lived there through the worst snow, the worst winter on record in, like, 100 years. Apparently, you were there, too. It was like 2014, maybe 2013, something like that. And I just got through it. Something. I just got so used to the New York City winter that I was like. When it came around, I was kind of annoyed, but I was like, it kind of is what it is. I got to the point where I just don't mind the New York City winters for some reason.
Monet X Change
Yeah, again, we talked about this. Since moving here, I think my butt is thin again. If I had to live through it, obviously I can. The cold's not gonna kill me. It's not gonna break me. But if I can choose, bitch, hell, the fuck no does break people. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've also never really had seasonal depression. I got that year round.
Monet X Change
Shit. No, I definitely go. I go through. I get seasonal depression, for sure. It started when I moved to, when I lived in Portland for those. For that time. Because Portland, it is so gray, and it gets so dark, so early, blah, blah, blah. I was like, and it's so cold and dreary. I think that's where my seasonal depression was birthed was when I lived in Portland. I was like, oh, this is a real thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you still have it here in la?
Monet X Change
I do find myself in the winter
Bob the Drag Queen
because it is December 15th right now. It is warm outside.
Monet X Change
It is warm. But the getting dark early really bugs me out. Like when I look up at like 4 o' clock and it's already dark, I'm like, God damn, my day is gone. That's why these y' all niggas that live in Iceland and these countries that, you know this in Scotland, you wanted to go to Iceland and I went to Iceland. I mean, I did it for a week, not for my life. Cause they do that for six months out of the year. Well, you know this in Scotland. I didn't realize that when you film the show Traders, it's summertime and it.
Bob the Drag Queen
They get. It's cold, it's cold.
Monet X Change
But why is it more than super cold for us? But they get so many hours of daylight. Like, it doesn't start getting dark until like about 11:00pm and then the sun rises again about 3:30, 4:00 clock in the morning.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could never see myself living in the Scottish Highlands.
Guest/Additional Speaker
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
Did y' all have midges?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably. We, we, we were more concerned about the ticks. They were, they were like. They were like, the ticks. There are ticks everywhere. And they were like the peacocks.
Monet X Change
Did you see the peacocks?
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we got a stern talking to about those peacocks.
Monet X Change
Like to not touch them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do not. Don't look at them. They were like, this is their fucking house. Like they live here. They were like, don't talk to them, don't touch them, don't feed them. And if they walk by, get out of their way. They were like, you Respect these peacocks.
Monet X Change
Well, you know, I. But I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's their home.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but, you know, they have one. They had one by your house in. In New York.
Bob the Drag Queen
A peacock?
Monet X Change
Yes. They have one that lives on the street, that lives on the grounds of St. John the Divine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I didn't know. You mean the one over at 106.
Monet X Change
Yeah, 106.
Bob the Drag Queen
That big ass. Yeah. I gotta say, I'm not into churches. You gotta go see the church at Amsterdam in 110. It is a stunning church. I think it's the largest cathedral in the northeast.
Monet X Change
Is it really?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it is. And they. And they. And they built it by hand. All those carvings are done by hand. They're still building it. It is the. Is it the large or. It's like the longest built? Something about. There's some. Some record.
Monet X Change
It has.
Bob the Drag Queen
And there's this. There's this super weird sculpture outside where they. It's like a. It's like a crab on a. In a giraffe and on an angel's back. And you never seen the sculpture? It's like an angel fighting with a goat. And there's like a crab on it and there's a giraffe in it. It's like a crazy fucking sculpture.
Monet X Change
Okay, this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to go by that sculpture all the time.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Giraffe and an angel. Yeah, on a crab. So for our audio listeners. So they're standing on a crab and there is a giraffe which is kind of fucking a goat that an angel is wrestling with.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fucking. That's not. His crotch is way back there.
Monet X Change
I mean, listen, this is clearly some crazy creature. You don't know where his pussy is at or his penises.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I thought it was.
Monet X Change
It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a giraffe and there's like a moon at the bottom.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is. This seems pretty secular for a church sculpture, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, there's an angel.
Monet X Change
That's the only thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like what. This looks like something that would be in the Bible. This one looks this. Like something would be in the Bible.
Monet X Change
This scene.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Have you read Revelations?
Monet X Change
And the Revelations get crazy, crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
And have you seen the way they depict angels?
Monet X Change
I know they're not. They're not pretty.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, it's mad creepy.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is actually more tame than what would be in the Bible.
Monet X Change
So go. We say all this to say at St. John the Divine, this church on 1 10th in Amsterdam in New York City, there are peacocks that live on the grounds there.
Bob the Drag Queen
And if you're there, just Walk over to Broadway in 110 and have Coronet pizza.
Monet X Change
It's great pizza. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
You got me giant slices.
Monet X Change
I just say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Huge slices of pizza.
Monet X Change
So good on my.
Bob the Drag Queen
Me and Cracker and Mo used to go there all the time.
Monet X Change
Damn it. No, I want to.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then go by the west side market. Monet, love that. Money was obsessed with.
Monet X Change
Salads were great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Money was obsessed. This is back when Monet tried to convince us she only eats organic. If y' all don't know. By the way, I want my $10 and then in cash.
Monet X Change
And you also owe me $20.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is this from? Where's your.
Monet X Change
It was. It was because you said on the podcast. And listen. I listened to the episode. You said that I called Darlene a
Bob the Drag Queen
man, and I said I did not
Monet X Change
call her a man.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said.
Monet X Change
You said Monet. Yes, you did. Rewind. I said I did not do. Exactly. But I. Exactly. I said I did not call her, man. I called her dude. And then we bet it. We bet $20. Show me. It's in the episode. What do you mean show you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because everyone called you out.
Monet X Change
Yeah, and then you owe me $20
Bob the Drag Queen
because you said I called also Monet exchange videos. No, we did not. You owe me money. She crunched the numbers. You owe me at least eighteen hundred dollars, and I'll accept my $10 this very second.
Monet X Change
Joe, Jacob's going to run. Run the.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Do we say it in the Patreon exclusive one or the. The public one?
Monet X Change
I.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you go to their comments, though, it'll be under the comments because everyone kept me, like, monetary. Absolutely. You try to gaslight me.
Monet X Change
You guys, let me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have $10?
Monet X Change
You owe me.
Marketing/Advertiser
You.
Monet X Change
You are net.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, We've crunched the numbers. You owe me money, but you owe me.
Monet X Change
Okay, so then the last thing. I owe you 10, and you owe
Bob the Drag Queen
me 20 from the. Every bet we've made.
Monet X Change
So what about the bet about the $20 about Darlene?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's still. You owe me over $2,000.
Monet X Change
So now you reneging, nigga.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Monet, you owe me money.
Monet X Change
But we said. We're talking about this episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm talking about all the money, and I want my. Because. Because what is you owe me more, so there's no me paying you, so I will accept.
Monet X Change
Oh, so you'll never. You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You'll never pay me because, Monet, you're in a deficit right now. I don't owe you anything. You are.
Monet X Change
What is this magical number you're talking
Bob the Drag Queen
about, Jacob, go To go to. Go to Monet. Exchange videos on YouTube. Run to the end of the video and find out how much money Monet owes me. So how do I owe you money? Make it make sense. And we never said we're talking about this. We never said we're starting over.
Monet X Change
I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I can't. You can't wipe your debt from me. That's not how that works. Did you. Did you call your student loans and say, I've started over? I've decided we're good now? Is that how that works?
Monet X Change
Wait. Wicked Christmas music, Jacob. Are you listening to Wicked Christmas, y'? All? Yalls obsession with Wicked needs to be
Bob the Drag Queen
sunny again and again. Who bought up Wicked here?
Monet X Change
Because I just saw it on the screen.
Bob the Drag Queen
You brought up Wicked? Yeah. Run it to the end. You were at the video. What happened? It was here. It was right at the top. Or maybe.
Monet X Change
Maybe bets, make your way to the top.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, but type in bets. But, yeah, you owe me money, and you trying to get $20 of me is some weird extortion that you're not gonna get. You are gonna give me my motherfucking money or I'm gonna beat you up.
Monet X Change
Oh, God. Wait, pause really quick. I look. I was looking at my old confessionals on Drag Race. The way I allowed myself to go on TV should. It was criminal.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, how did you gonna keep me?
Monet X Change
No eyebrows, not a stitch of makeup on.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's wrong with no eyebrows? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. What's wrong with having no eyebrows?
Monet X Change
I look crazy without any eyebrows. Have my little glasses on, not a stitch of makeup. I look like I would dee drag the night before and get on for my interviews the next morning. Like, hey, I look haggard. I've been reviewing on my YouTube, reviewing my old drag, my old audition tapes, and for my season eight audition tape, I did it at Ms. Cracker's house, at Ms. Cracker's little apartment she had over there on 138th Street. And Devob. I look sad. I look crazy. It looked like I just came from Barracuda or whatever and just was slopping this video together. I was like, no wonder they didn't pick me. I looked awful.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. I don't think I've seen that video. I think I watched her.
Monet X Change
You watched all of them?
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, skip to the end so we can find out how much Monet owes me.
Monet X Change
You look good here, though.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Let's get.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's get the tally. What is this?
Guest/Additional Speaker
This is a compilation of all the pets.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does you still owe me money.
Monet X Change
How do I owe you?
Bob the Drag Queen
How to get more name on a Combat Smash Bros. A Thousand Pageant Lingerie Chase Bank Weight. I don't understand. I don't get this. I don't see the final number.
Monet X Change
That is the final number.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Oh. I mean, I think it's 2000. 1000 for Mortal Kombat, 1000 for Smash Brothers. Whatever. This one is zero.
Monet X Change
We never did the pageant.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then where did this negative $10 come from?
Guest/Additional Speaker
I think it was. She was right about the Chase Bank.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, how do you. What is. What is this? What does that mean? How does that total.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this mono's Bob $1990. And you just lost a $10 bet. So I'll put it up to. I'll put it up to 2,000. And I was 20, so. And now you 20, so now we're right back at 1,990.
Monet X Change
That is incorrect. It'll be 1980.
Bob the Drag Queen
1990. And then I won 10.
Monet X Change
Okay, so that's 2,000 and then 20.
Bob the Drag Queen
So
Monet X Change
we should have been on that.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you owe me 19. 1980. So how. How is. How do you figure I'm gonna give you 20 when you owe me $1,080 starting over? We did not say that.
Monet X Change
Yes, we did.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we did not. In my mind, Malay, you owe me money. This is why. This is why. If you, anyone out there, don't trust this, because one you know, she will scam you at DragCon. You scammed that guy at Dragon. He confronted you, and the fans cleared you. I'm glad they. They cleared you. Cleared you.
Monet X Change
That's how you act after not seeing you for so long. You haven't seen me in a week, and this is how you act when you see me?
Advertiser
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were ignoring my calls.
Monet X Change
It was really.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not.
Monet X Change
I literally called you back the next day. Y'.
Narrator/Advertiser
All.
Monet X Change
Here's the thing about Bob the drag queen. Bob will call you, and you miss a call. You call Bob back. He does not answer the phone, and
Bob the Drag Queen
then Bob will call you the next day.
Monet X Change
Like, Monday.
Bob the Drag Queen
What happened?
Monet X Change
I tried to call you. I was like, I called you back. He's like, yeah, but I called you, and you didn't answer the phone. I was like, I know. And I called you back. You act like, I didn't try to call you back.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't see the call. Maybe I was on a plane.
Monet X Change
I called you back, and then. You can't leave Bob a voice note because for the past 15 years, his voicemail has been full.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who Checks voice notes. Who checks voicemails? Literally, who do you check voicemails, Kane?
Guest/Additional Speaker
I read them now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you checked. Do you check voicemails?
Marketing/Advertiser
Yes, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I have not checked the voicemail.
Monet X Change
Just go and delete everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't even know how to. I don't even know how to check my voicemails. I don't. I literally. I genuinely do not remember how to check voicemails. I remember when we got visual voicemails and I was so happy.
Guest/Additional Speaker
You call your number.
Bob the Drag Queen
I call my own phone number.
Monet X Change
Well, on iPhone, it's just. It's just a voicemail. A voicemail app. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a voice note app, but I have. You have to like, log into it or something.
Monet X Change
How?
Guest/Additional Speaker
It's like a four digit code.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. Yeah, I don't. I have not. I have not checked the voicemail in literally in years.
Monet X Change
Can you talk in the voice now?
Bob the Drag Queen
You can literally send a voice now.
Guest/Additional Speaker
It's been full since we started dating.
Monet X Change
Literally, girl, is because I've known Bob. His voice has been full.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just send a voice note. Why you don't read your text messages.
Monet X Change
Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I listen to the voice notes. I listen to every voice note I've ever been sent. So if you. Why do we even still have voicemail? If you can literally just send a voice note?
Monet X Change
Because sometimes. Okay, because. Because if someone is calling that doesn't text you, then they leave a voicemail after they've called.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, if people do not check voicemails. Comment below.
Monet X Change
Comment below.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you do not check voicemails. People don't check voicemails.
Monet X Change
Okay. Comment below if you do check your voicemail.
Bob the Drag Queen
And how old are you? Only person who I probably check my voice are my uncles and my aunts. No one else in my life checks their voicemails.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Jacob, can we post a poll to the Patreon, please?
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to know, like, who's checking voicemails?
Monet X Change
I'm checking my voicemail.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to tell you.
Guest/Additional Speaker
In years.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have not. We know. I used to get visual voicemails. I used to read. My only people I sent me were my mom and fucking Jacqueline. Oh, my God. And the two people, they're all full of Jacqueline and my mom's voicemail and they're gone now. So there's no one else to send voicemails to me. There is no one else that send voicemails to me.
Monet X Change
Okay, so we're both gonna be here. So people listening to is this episode coming out On New Year's Eve?
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah, that's the plan.
Monet X Change
So you're gonna be in town? I'm gonna be in town.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nick's gonna be in town.
Monet X Change
Nick Smith is gonna be in town. Should we do a big, like, New Year's Eve party? I'm so mad you guys missed the engagement party. It was really lovely. It was really lovely.
Bob the Drag Queen
Must have been nice.
Monet X Change
We dressed up the whole house. It was catered. We had a bartender.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was really. Taylor told me.
Monet X Change
It was really fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kane, did you enjoy the party? Oh, wasn't invited.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
So no one in this room was invited?
Monet X Change
I just didn't even think to invite everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, and we know you didn't think to invite any. The people that you see at work all the time. You didn't think to invite any of them.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Did you invite Jay Defeo?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did Nate have fun at the party?
Monet X Change
Nate was not in town.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, was he invited, though?
Monet X Change
He was not in town.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you didn't know that?
Monet X Change
I did know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't know. You found out the day before.
Monet X Change
No, that's not true. Cause Kane knows. Like, two weeks ago, we were doing the pox. I was like, what are y' all doing for the Christmas?
Bob the Drag Queen
So you asked him what he was doing, you heard that Kane was free, and you still didn't invite him?
Monet X Change
No, because I think in my mind, I thought they were both going to New York for the thing, but you
Bob the Drag Queen
think the can was gonna run themselves.
Monet X Change
But you're staying here.
Bob the Drag Queen
You thought the can was gonna run themselves?
Monet X Change
So Kane can't live his life. Once we're recording a podcast, Kane has to stay in la.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now, Kane works, and Kane is so professional that he schedules his trips out of town, around wherever.
Monet X Change
But it's a holiday, so make some concessions for your employees, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kane wanted to be here. Okay, but I'm saying.
Monet X Change
But let's say Kane wanted to go to New York with.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not allowed to. Might.
Monet X Change
So what should we do? Like, should we do an extravaganza for New Year's Eve? So last year, for New Year's Eve, I.
Bob the Drag Queen
You got that from me.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
That thing you do with your voice.
Monet X Change
You want to be so bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw it. It's kind of crazy. Last year, you never did that before you met me.
Monet X Change
You make me sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Last year, that's literally the way you
Monet X Change
think the world revolves around you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Eating my nachos. Do you want to eat anything?
Monet X Change
But where you think the world of war is around you? Honestly, it's impressive to be that naive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Different times before the ad break.
Monet X Change
That would be. I've been trying.
Bob the Drag Queen
There have been times when I've gone back to eat my nachos, and they were just gone.
Monet X Change
Like, the way you think the world revolves around you, the way you think you are the center of the universe is insane. So last year, I don't know what I did. I think Andy and I. No, last year, Andy and I, we went to a. No, I don't know what I did last year. What did you do last year?
Bob the Drag Queen
We were in Mexico. You were invited and you chose not to come. That is actually true. That is true. That's not even a bit. You said you didn't want to come.
Monet X Change
I really need to find out what I did last year. Sorry. Go to find out.
Guest/Additional Speaker
I'm calling.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, while you do it, we're going to take a break.
Monet X Change
Let's take a break. What did y' all do when y' all went to pv? Did y', all, like, watch the ball drop? Did y' all go to a restaurant?
Bob the Drag Queen
We went to dinner, and then we went to the strip club. No, the strip club was the night before we went to dinner. Then we went to the. To the. To the clubs, like, just to go to the regular clubs. And the strip clubs were the night before.
Monet X Change
The strippers in pv, they are aggressive. Girl, they will. They, they. They will get you together. Do you know they close down. Did y' all go to the really seedy one across the bridge?
Bob the Drag Queen
We did not.
Monet X Change
Okay, that one is woo. But that one's shut down now.
Bob the Drag Queen
I found one where they knew who I was and they were gonna treat us nicely.
Monet X Change
The Wed dreams one with the water.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we went to the one next door to that one.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, the one just passed it.
Monet X Change
That one, they're doing, like. They're doing, like, stunts and acrobats at that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
So there's one that's upstairs. It's, like, bluish and, like, really overly lit. Went up there. We didn't like it. We went to the wet one. The dancers there were too aggressive. And then the one in the middle, it was just right. And I loved that when I was the madam, I was living my dreams.
Monet X Change
Okay?
Bob the Drag Queen
So then I would sit there and be like, who do you want? And I would take money and I would go to get the dad and be like, you're for my friend Mateo. You're for Mike.
Monet X Change
Matteo indulged.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nick did not indulge. Mateo indulged, but Mateo ended up. He says it in his special. You should Go watch his special. But he literally ends up. He literally ends up, like, talking to the guy about his candle business. Like, we send Mateo over to get a lap dance, and then we look back, and they're sitting side by side, and he's telling Mateo about his business.
Monet X Change
That's hilarious. Yeah. I was like, wait, why? So does Nick do dances make Nick uncomfortable?
Bob the Drag Queen
I just think he likes it.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just think he's just not into it. So. But he. But he'll. But he'll. He'll. He's not, like, a grumpy. He's like. He's enjoying his time, but he's just not. He's just on his phone and he's, like, making jokes and stuff.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, it's also, like, he doesn't like the dancing clubs either, so he was
Monet X Change
just like, so what the. So. So Nick is so.
Advertiser
He is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nobody's having fun, though. Like, we went to the point party, and so Mitch really wanted to go to this, like, bear in space bear kind of party. It was like. It was like, hairy guys. It was all hairy guys and harnesses and stuff. So we go upstairs, and Nick and Jacob are just over to the side. And then Mikey's like, I want to go into the club. So we. Me and Mikey go in, and we're, like, having fun. And then we lose Mitch. Mitch is getting swarmed. Mitch is very hot, and they all want to put their hands on him. He looks like all the guys in there, right? And then at one point, I. We go.
Monet X Change
Scratch was fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then one point, I look back at Mikey, and then Mikey shirtless.
Monet X Change
And then Mikey on shirtless.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, well, Mikey. Mikey went to go, like, check his clothes, and then I was like, oh, shit. Mikey's. It was like, literally, like, I look and he was dressed, and then I looked back, and he, like, checked his clothes, and I was like, oh, shit. So then me and Jacob and ended up sitting in the corner, and I went. I was, like, bouncing back and forth and then. But then it was like we were too close to the smoking section, so I got too smoky.
Monet X Change
What was Mateo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mateo. He didn't really love that club so much, so. Because before that, we were karaoke. We. We had, like, taking over this karaoke bar, and we were all doing performances, of course, y'.
Guest/Additional Speaker
All.
Monet X Change
Such of Disney songs, you faggots.
Bob the Drag Queen
Even. Even. But Mitch didn't love the character. But he still. He was. Everyone there was a good sport. Even if. Even if it wasn't. They didn't love. Everyone was a pretty Good sport for the most part.
Monet X Change
See? And on shows like that, I will Irish goodbye the group. I will Irish goodbye everyone. Because I just, like, if I, like, find a hookup or something, and then
Bob the Drag Queen
you can go hook up. You can go hook up.
Monet X Change
Okay, but I'm saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you would, like, leave if you didn't want to do what the group is doing?
Monet X Change
No, no, no. I'll do what the group is doing. But let's say, like, the group wants to stay out until 4, 4am or like, 5am and I'm tired by two other guys. I'm out.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's fine. We did that, too. I ended up hooking up this guy, but he wasn't Mexican. I think he's from, like, Portland.
Monet X Change
He's from Portland.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's from Puerto Rican. He's Puerto Rican. He was this, like, guy from, like, this. This, like, random guy from Portland that I. That I was talking to.
Monet X Change
And so I went to PV for Thanksgiving. I went with. Dejuan invited me to go. And dejuan's friends were all. Dejuan has these other friends that he's met. Cause dejuan goes to PV three or four times a year. These other guys he met in pv. And one was celebrating her birthday, and it was like, a bunch of these, like, hot, black gay guys who are all flight attendants in pv.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to hook up with a flight attendant so bad. They're so hot.
Monet X Change
Everyone was very beautiful.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the Delta flight attendants, those guys are wearing slutty, slutty clothes.
Monet X Change
Shout out.
Bob the Drag Queen
They always look so slutty. And I don't know what it is, but I feel like every man who works for Delta has a big fat ass. And they are always so attractive.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
God. I want to hook up with a flight attendant. If you're a flight attendant and you're willing to bring your. Your uniform to my hotel, please DM me work.
Monet X Change
Please DM me role play. So y' all were sitting on the bed, and he's like, you want some peanuts, sir?
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'll say, can I move seats? And I'd be like, can you please not wake me up when I'm sleeping?
Monet X Change
And as we're there. And it was a really good time we had. We were going out, like, every night. It was a really fun time. But, yeah, like, that was a big group of people. But we. Everyone was kind of doing their own thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's talk about the year 2025. So we're kicking off our 2025 and our 2026 in very similar ways. That we're. We're both having our seasons of the Traders premiere in the early year.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
How was. How was. How was your experience? I'm excited to have the experience that you had. Watching you on the Traders in 2026.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
How was it for you watching it in 2025?
Monet X Change
I love to get all interviewing. It's like Gail King's ongoing question. I love. Tell me more about. How was that for you? Traitors was fun. I've said this in many interviews.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yo, watching me, bitch. Watching me.
Monet X Change
Oh, watching you do Traitors.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about 2025, your experience.
Monet X Change
Oh, got it. That's what you're saying. It was great. You know, I love watching you on tv. You're very funny. Bob is obviously a very dynamic person. And you had some of my favorite sound bites one day, one that people don't talk about, which I don't understand why I thought it was hilarious when y' all were doing the thing where you had to take the big statues. Statues of the hill, and then you said to. What's the name of the black girl?
Bob the Drag Queen
Robin.
Monet X Change
No, not Robin.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, Danielle.
Guest/Additional Speaker
It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Ciara.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Ciara. You like. I think you said something to her, girl. People are saying your name, and she was. And she was like, for real? You're like, yes, bitch. And you just walk on the thing. I thought that was hilarious.
Bob the Drag Queen
They didn't air, but I was doing this thing where I was like. I was like. I got so tired because those things are really heavy. Like, really, like y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
The. The challenges on trainers are actually quite physical.
Advertiser
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
They weren't made of stone, but they were really heavy. And I thought. I just sat down and I just looked straight into the camera. There was a cameraman focused on me, and I was like. I can't remember what I was saying, but I remember it was like, some really funny stuff about the Faithfuls, and I was trying to give them clues and give them hints and actually help them, but no one's listening to me. I don't know if that footage is ever going to be gonna surface, but it was really, really funny stuff.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So it was great watching you on the show. And what really made me, like, what really got me in my head, I was like, I wish they would put us on the show together. I wish you and I were on the show together.
Bob the Drag Queen
All Stars.
Monet X Change
All Stars.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Traitors.
Monet X Change
All Stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
You never know.
Monet X Change
You never know. But, yeah, so it was great watching you. And now, you know, we're gonna have, you know, similar experiences.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm very excited to watch you on the Traitors. It's gonna be really thrilling. I love watching you on tv. I just. I watched every TV show you've done.
Monet X Change
No. Did you watch Survivor?
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I didn't. I don't even know where to find that.
Monet X Change
It's on YouTube.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's on YouTube?
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, but I've watched your slumber party. I've watched.
Monet X Change
You want some of the party? You were so grown. What's 2025, though, girl? Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've watched you the exchange rate. I've watched every, every season of Drag Race you're on. I even watched you on Lovecraft Country.
Monet X Change
Bring back Lovecraft.
Bob the Drag Queen
I gotta tell y', all, I stopped after your episode. I didn't finish the series.
Monet X Change
I don't know the new deal they worked on after the strikes. Have you noticed that residuals have been way better?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't get my checks anymore. I now get them direct deposited and I don't really check the direct deposits, but I used to get them all. She don't gotta check the direct deposit. When I was getting like a dollar twenty. Yes, yes, yes.
Monet X Change
I don't gotta check. But you know, boss, some people need that. You don't even know what the fuck is going in. Is fierce work. Work. That's fucking rich. That's a luxury.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, first of all, my residuals are not that great because I, I, I'm not in. I, I've never been in a major motion picture. I. Rough night, Is it? But it's not, but it's not a block. I've never been, like a blockbuster. I've never been like one of these crazy. I think the biggest residual I get is probably from Lucifer. And I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm actually, I get pretty good checks from. I did two seasons, two episodes on two different seasons of Black Lady Sketch show.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I get great residuals from Survival. The thickest Lovecrack country is great. And again, I was in one episode. It was great residuals. And after midnight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, after midnight. Yeah. And I also get residuals from Survival Thickets too, because they use my song in episode four of season one.
Monet X Change
Oh, did it really?
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Work. Which one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch like me. You ain't never met a bitch like me. You mean when Michelle B Tode is. Spoiler, spoiler.
Monet X Change
It's not a spoiler, girl. This show is two, three years old.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been getting drags from a spoiler. That's.
Monet X Change
That's crazy. Anyway, it's three year old show.
Bob the Drag Queen
But in I think episode four, when. When she like, breaks up with her boyfriend and she goes in and she goes in to like, tell him off or take his job or pitch him, and then he was like trying to use her or something like that where she was leaving. They use my song.
Monet X Change
No, no, that's episode one.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's like down the line. So it was. It was. It was an episode one anyway. But yeah, they use my song in there. It was.
Monet X Change
It was. It was pretty.
Marketing/Advertiser
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Wait, Jacob February, Beyonce's Grammy redemption. She performed at the Grammys?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she finally won album of the year.
Monet X Change
Oh, right, right. And girl, that.
Guest/Additional Speaker
That.
Monet X Change
I feel like that again, talks about that did not get talked about enough either. Her reaction was so funny to me. Her, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she probably was actually gagged for sure.
Monet X Change
And I think again, there's this whole conspiracy. People like, she knew. She knew to get a picture. I'm like, why did. Why did I understand why there's so much distrust and celebrity and what everything out there? But I'm like, I think that was a genuine reaction. Why people were like, no, she just put it on girls. She knew. She and J, she and Jay Z called and told them to pick her. I'm like, then they would have done it several years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't know if she knew it. It seemed genuine to me. I will say this, though, not her best album. I think she should have won for other albums. I would have given it to her for Beyonce or for Lemonade.
Monet X Change
Interesting. I generally think a Renaissance is still one of her best works. I love Renaissance.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't Renaissance.
Monet X Change
I know, I know. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
Kendrick bowl. Well, you're a huge Kendrick Lamar fan. Did you go? You went up my number one artist of the year of this year.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. I'm so disappointed in myself. Why Girl, a CIS gender straight man has never made it into my Spotify raps ever. But I was obsessed with. I mean, I'm telling you right now, Kendrick Lamar is one of the best performers I've ever seen live. And it's not really. And it's not about, like, jumping up and down. His presence is just so good. He connects with the audience in such a way that is so, for lack of better word, cool. It's just really cool. He knows what he's doing. His connection to his music is so fucking fierce. Every time he left the stage, I kept just being like, please. Like, I can't wait for Kendrick to come back. Like, I cannot wait for any. The crowd is going.
Guest/Additional Speaker
What was happening on stage when he
Bob the Drag Queen
was off just like, just like singing and stuff.
Monet X Change
Which is so crazy because I genuinely
Bob the Drag Queen
feel my brother was, it was, was, was rooting for Sza and I was rooting for Kendrick, which is hilarious.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's how I feel about Beyonce. I think she's a very magnetic performer and I know you gotta. Whatever because whatever. I, I genuinely feel that about Sza. I've seen Sza in concert four times now and every time I think her connection to her music and her song people also. She's breaking so many records. She just beat Michael Jackson again for the most something because she has most
Bob the Drag Queen
moonwalks, most cross grabs.
Monet X Change
She has 13 most Jerry curls. He has 13 not number ones. Oh, she has 13 things and he has 12. She just like, she's such a prolific artist and I feel like we're not going to realize how fucking fierce Sza was until it's too late. And that's the part that really gives
Bob the Drag Queen
rise to, you know, I go crazy for Ms. Mariah Carey, who has more, I think the most number ones.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Sorry, this is breaking news. So Mariah, this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry.
Monet X Change
Go ahead.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Lil Nas x Old Town Road beat out All I Want for Christmas is you for longest running history. Music in history. And she did this tweet, but she
Bob the Drag Queen
is sending love and crest. Lil Nas X breaking one of the longest running records in music history. We've been blessed to hold this record with a long. With a song song that means a great deal to Boys to men who I believe wrote her song. They were all over and myself has touched so many. I don't know.
Monet X Change
I don't actually know.
Bob the Drag Queen
They wrote maybe Boys and men had it for another song. Maybe it went from boys to men. Maybe it went from boys to men to Mariah Carey to Lil Nas X. But Mariah Carey is so. She's like, that's so fucking sweet for
Monet X Change
her to do that.
Guest/Additional Speaker
She's. She's.
Monet X Change
Wait, hold on.
Guest/Additional Speaker
So the news today is that she's actually. The song has come back and it has now re beaten that record. So she's number one again. And this is what she tweeted.
Monet X Change
The torch.
Bob the Drag Queen
The torch is back in her hand.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So, so, so what were you saying, Bob? Finish that sentence.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love this woman. You better wear those capezios, bitch.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
You better wear them gopizios, honey. Kim, Mariah said the N word.
Monet X Change
Yes, that's what I say. Ian, she's a black woman. I feel like, you know, people like light skinned black people who are white. Passing.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Whatever.
Monet X Change
Whatever you want to say. I really. It really bothers me when people. Police. Police people's race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can Candace Owens say it?
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's black. I wouldn't like it. I would feel weird. I would feel itchy, I would probably throw up. But she is well within her right as a black person to say it. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, yeah.
Monet X Change
Oh, God, don't bring this up. Well, she's acting really niggerish. The Coldplay incident this year. You remember the Coldplay thing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, the Coldplay where they caught that CEO upon cheating on his wife.
Monet X Change
It was the woman from heading Human Resources. Who was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, was she the CEO or was he the CEO?
Monet X Change
He was the CEO and she was someone in the company as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, honestly, Coldplay is so real for that. I know they didn't do it on purpose, but that's just so funny because they were like leaning into it.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also the iconic moment in April where Katy Perry became an astronaut.
Monet X Change
Katy Perry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gayle King became astronauts.
Monet X Change
And the Internet was mad. People were mad that Katy Perry and gay went into space. Who are the other ladies? There were other ladies too.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were astronauts?
Monet X Change
No, there were other celebrities.
Bob the Drag Queen
There were some celebrities, but they were like. How many people was it. But there were like three astronauts up there actually. Like, I mean, Katy Perry is an
Monet X Change
astronaut and so is Gayle King. But they had like three other celebrities as well. Oh, yeah, right. It was Gayle King. Lauren Sanchez. I don't know who Lauren Sanchez is. Ayesha Bowe. Amanda Nguyen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nguyen.
Monet X Change
No, it's Gien.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think you pronounce. Is she Vietnamese? You don't pronounce that. It's Nguyen.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. Oh, she fancy now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I went to school.
Monet X Change
A lot of Vietnamese people and Carrie
Bob the Drag Queen
Anne Flynn, some of them had to be astronauts.
Monet X Change
Yeah, they couldn't send them all there without. There's no way. Yeah, but the Internet hated that. Katy Perry and these ladies went to space, girl. They hated it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. They were the only celebrities up there.
Monet X Change
No, Amanda is an activist.
Bob the Drag Queen
Amanda. Oh, activist. Okay. Amanda Wayne is an activist and Carrie Anne Flynn, as a producer.
Monet X Change
Would you go to space if you got the chance to?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, a little bit. Before I was born, the Challenger exploded. And that kind of freaks me out. I think we passed that technology now. But apparently, also. Apparently going to space actually makes you sick.
Monet X Change
Like, but I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
They didn't go. But I think that's like going into space.
Monet X Change
Right. They just broke the atmosphere or whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But apparently going into space makes you quite sick.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you know that sometimes shooting stars aren't shooting stars. It's just shit coming from.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Literal shit.
Monet X Change
No, that's shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Monet, they take the. When you.
Monet X Change
You freeze it. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they shoot it back into the Earth's atmosphere and it. And it burns up. Some of the shooting stars are literally just flying pieces of shit. Isn't that crazy? There's been a time where you looked up and you wished. You wished upon a pile of shit. Isn't that insane?
Monet X Change
That is crazy. That's one of my favorite Disney Channel original movies.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you wish upon a pile of shit.
Monet X Change
I mean, this was one of my favorite moments from the year K Pop Demon Hunters. It was on my harmonize.
Bob the Drag Queen
One. I'll go low, you go high. One, two. We're going up.
Monet X Change
What key are we in?
Bob the Drag Queen
The one I'm singing. One, two. We're going up, up, up. It's our moment. Okay, now I'll go up.
Monet X Change
We're going.
Bob the Drag Queen
Count me in.
Monet X Change
One, two.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're going up, up, up. It's our moment. I'm just doing the octave up. Huh?
Monet X Change
I don't know how to harmonize. You still never got into Gayfall Diva Hunters, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I watched it.
Monet X Change
Oh, you watched it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
You loved it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I gotta say, y' all lived up to the hype. There have been a few moments. There were something like, for example, I'm gonna go see Jacob. You didn't want to come to Jacob's concert yesterday.
Monet X Change
Correct. At Boycottage.
Guest/Additional Speaker
And Selena Cities.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Selena City's. Anyway. But there was this one where they build up this song. This guy was like, building up this song. He was like, this song is great. Everyone goes crazy. And I was thinking to myself, he's doing too much. And they did a song and it was.
Monet X Change
What song was.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's called Hanukkah and Santa Monica. And it was a banger.
Monet X Change
Like, why was it a banger?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It's just a fun song. It's a really fun song. I was like, oh, everyone's clapping. Offbeat. But they were clapping. I hate when the audience.
Monet X Change
Let me tell you.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were dancing. They were dancing.
Monet X Change
Let me tell you something. As someone. As a singer who did a show choir. And the audience will never. It will never, like, stop choirs, show choirs, stop asking audience to clap. It will always be off and it will never be. The audience started clapping.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were dancing.
Monet X Change
The audience just started clapping. Spontaneous.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just started clapping.
Monet X Change
Not simultaneously. What the word. I'm looking for spontaneously. Spontaneously.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was kind of simultaneous. No, it was Bibbletop.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Audience was never, never clapping time. And especially if it's a predominantly white audience. Even if it's not, they will do it on the 1 and 3, not the 2 and 4. Every time.
Bob the Drag Queen
They weren't on the 1 and 3. They were just, it was just like there were so many claps that it was like never not clapping. Because I think what's going on is even though the space is not gigantic, it's a pretty big theater. Everyone's not actually hearing it at the same time.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that split difference can actually be enough to make it like, like, you know, we're going up, up, up. It's our moment.
Monet X Change
Yeah. You know. Yeah, yeah. Now you invoked this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think, I think Golden's gonna win the Oscar this year.
Monet X Change
First song. Okay, sorry, Golden. What else is up there?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wicked.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Sinners.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sinners. It's going to be either Sinners or Golden. I, I don't think that, I don't think that Wicked will win. It's the original song. You can't win an Oscar for it. And I, I, I don't think that the original songs from Wicked. What? No Place Like Home and Girl in the Bubble are. Don't. They don't hold a candle to a single song. In, In, In.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And K Pop, I would say Golden. I'll take over.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I mean, this song was a massive cultural moment.
Monet X Change
I can't wait for this for the first for K Pop. Demon Hunters too. I'm so excited about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
They'.
Monet X Change
No, they are, they said they're working on it, but they haven't announced the name or anything like that.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Yeah, it's coming out in like 2029 or something.
Monet X Change
Which, by the way, can I tell you, 20, 20, 2026. I am so fucking excited for the video games coming out. We have some really great video games coming out.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're getting GTA 6 finally.
Monet X Change
I don't, I don't know, I don't play that.
Guest/Additional Speaker
But we are. Yes.
Monet X Change
Yes. Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it real? They've been saying it for every year.
Monet X Change
Every year, though, right? There's so many good video games coming up.
Bob the Drag Queen
You remember when they kept teasing Breath of the Wild?
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Guest/Additional Speaker
November 19th is the current date, so end of 2026, but yes.
Monet X Change
Damn, that's so damn far. Also 2026, they're bringing back a lot. It's going to be a big year for Marvel. Marvel is like. Okay, we're sorry. We got Rid of Jonathan Majors and we try to right the wrongs of our past. 2026 is a lot of great action. You like action movies?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
What was the hype push for?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I like them. I gotta say. I watched one of the Avengers and it kind of turned me off on.
Monet X Change
Which one?
Bob the Drag Queen
The one where Spider man grabs a Captain America shield where he flies in.
Monet X Change
That's the war, I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
And. And the Ant man was on the Civil War. And I just thought to myself, like, I don't think I like these movies like I used to. They're something that. They've kind of lost their soul or. They're just. It just looks like this big, massive money machine, and they're just like, how many. How many celebrities can we cram into it, story be damned? And there's something about, like, the first X Men and the Batman with Heath Ledger. And those movies were just so. They were just so good. And I feel like now it's just like. It's like a copy. It's like a Mad Libs almost. It's like you just. You just fill in the skeleton and make it what it is. And I just find them less impressive, to be honest.
Monet X Change
I gotta say. I don't know if I have the hot take or you have the hot take when it comes to these Avengers movies and Marvel movies or dc, as if the story is a five. I'm good. I'm going for it. To see powers and see all the people I used to watch in cartoons do their powers on tv.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that.
Monet X Change
But that's all I really care about.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I love that, but we used to watch those movies and they had so many powers in them. But can the movie still be good? Like when this big scene and, and, and, and, And Wanda comes in and,
Monet X Change
and then in Endgame when all the. Everybody.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then as soon as she's gone, Captain Marvel comes in, and then as soon as she's gone, t' Challa comes in. As soon as he's gone, Thor comes in. And then as soon as he's gone, Ant man comes in. As soon as he's gone, Mickey Mouse comes in.
Guest/Additional Speaker
It.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's. I. It just. It feels like, see? See? See? Whoa. And I'm like, come on, guys. Like, just.
Monet X Change
I like it. I've been in the theater clapping.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, last time you and I saw one together was Aquaman.
Monet X Change
Awful movie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lamar, you said I was talking to her the whole movie.
Monet X Change
Apparently you were. You were, but you were. You were roasting the movie next to me while I was Trying to enjoy the movie and learn.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were laughing. You should have been encouraging me.
Monet X Change
We gotta go.
Bob the Drag Queen
Happy to. Happy. Happy New Year to you all.
Monet X Change
Happy New Year to y'.
Guest/Additional Speaker
All.
Monet X Change
From the siblings to y', all, y', all, listen, 2026. We ain't slowing down. We have a new season of Watchery coming out.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a new series coming out.
Monet X Change
A new series. We're filming it. For real.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we're filming in a couple days. Yeah, we've already filmed two episodes.
Monet X Change
We'll film one tomorrow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I know. That's what I said. Yeah. We're bringing back anything you can do, but we're beefing it up. I'm saying it. I said it. I said it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And we're doing it way better this time. Bigger budget, really cool stuff. So we're really excited for that to come out on December.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I saw that some of you were saying that you miss our Riverside dynamic. Just for the nostalgia purposes. Some folks are saying that. But don't worry, you're going to get it when we review All Stars. Because I'll be. Because we will have episodes that are in person and we'll. Because we. We front load of those. And then we're also going to be giving you our Weekly thoughts on RuPaul's Drag Race season. 18. 18.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So thank you all so much. Happy New Year to all. Thank you all for. For. For making this podcast possible. We are going eight years strong.
Monet X Change
Eight years strong.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I'm really, really proud of us for making it that way. Thank you, Jacob, for helping us out so much. And Kane. Jay DeFeo. Mitch Farino. Our management team. Jake Slain. David. Chapantier Kennedy. And Patrick.
Guest/Additional Speaker
Naomi Smalls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naomi Smalls. For jumping in Selena S titties. Kim Chi, for joining us all.
Guest/Additional Speaker
People who.
Bob the Drag Queen
All of our guests.
Monet X Change
We've had all of.
Bob the Drag Queen
All of our guests who joined us this year. You've made this podcast. You didn't say Kane. I said. I said Kane. And also Nene and Taylor.
Monet X Change
Cause y' all know. Cause y'.
Marketing/Advertiser
All.
Monet X Change
What y' all don't know is here in the studio, Hair. When this bitch gets an audience, that's why she be putting on this bitch
Bob the Drag Queen
be performing for the audience more than having a week. I gotta go. Bye, everyone.
Monet X Change
Bye.
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Podcast Date: December 31, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Theme: Reflecting on the year 2025, pop culture moments, personal updates, playful banter, and plans for 2026
In this lively and laugh-out-loud New Year’s episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change look back on the major (and not-so-major) moments of 2025. They compare best and worst years, debate cold plunges vs. gross dares, talk Drag Race, music, movies, awards, and reminisce about wild nights out and celebrity milestones. As always, the episode is packed with their signature quick wit, tangents, personal stories, and friendly (but competitive) bickering. They hint at exciting plans for 2026 – including new shows and series – and close out the year with gratitude for their team and listeners.
"[I am] very proud of this material. I think it's some really funny stuff and I can't wait for people to come see it." – Monét (03:01)
Disney Song Covers:
The duo discuss pop covers of Disney songs by big artists for major movie credits.
"Every Disney movie, they take one song from the show and they do a pop cover. So that's why Celine Dion sang Beauty and the Beast..." – Bob (03:49)
2025’s Top Grossing Movies:
"Zootopia is clocking in at $1,136,670,004… And the number one spot is a movie called Nezha by Beijing and Light." – Bob (05:42)
"Nezha did double Zootopia. That's crazy." – Monet (06:31)
Award Season:
"My desire to eat shit is similar to my desire to do an Antarctic plunge." – Bob (08:04)
"If you had a gun to head, which one are you doing?" – Monet (08:08)
"Eating the shit." – Bob (08:10)
"I would give 2025 a C plus, maybe a B minus." – Bob (12:45)
"I'm gonna give 2025... a B. I give 2025 a B minus." – Monet (13:16)
"I definitely go... I get seasonal depression, for sure. It started when I lived in Portland." – Monet (15:45)
"Who checks voicemails? Literally, who? Do you check voicemails?" – Bob (26:21)
"The strippers in PV, they are aggressive. Girl, they will get you together." – Monet (30:55) Bob revels in his “madam” role at the club, assigning lap dances to friends.
"I'm very excited to watch you on the Traitors. It's gonna be really thrilling. I love watching you on tv." – Bob (38:01)
"There's been a time where you looked up and you wished...you wished upon a pile of shit. Isn't that insane?" – Bob (47:04)
Bob and Monet thank their team (shoutouts to Jacob, Kane, Jay DeFeo, Mitch, and others), expressing gratitude for eight years of the podcast and teasing bigger, better things ahead.
"Thank you all so much. Happy New Year to all. Thank you all for making this podcast possible. We are going eight years strong." – Bob (54:19)
This episode is a classic Sibling Rivalry blend of pop culture deep-dives, unfiltered honesty, wacky hypotheticals, inside jokes, and mutual admiration. Whether reflecting on the challenges of winter, the bizarre highs of 2025, or sharing TV and music obsessions, Bob and Monet keep it real — and always keep each other laughing.
Happy New Year from Sibling Rivalry!