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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
There's a lace top.
Bianca Del Rio
I'm in. I'm in.
Monet X Change
I'm in.
Bianca Del Rio
I'm in Berlin. So I'm feeling the Berlin fantasy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need you to stand up. I want to see what the top is. Is it a. It looks like a nightie or is it a brassiere? Is it.
Jacob
Is it.
Monet X Change
It's a Leopold.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, I don't have any. It's girls image you're gonna see.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you pull your pants down or are you wearing like garters?
Bianca Del Rio
I'm just wearing the leotard.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you're wearing sweatpants.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, I was pulling it down to show you that. It's like a. It's a leotard.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't know you were in Berlin. I looked it up and it said you were somewhere else. Wanderheimer.
Monet X Change
I was in Vspaden.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. They pronounce it with a V sound.
Bianca Del Rio
W's are V's. V's are W's.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you left V's. Baden to go to Berlin.
Bianca Del Rio
These are Fs.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you went to. You left Wiesbaden to go to Berlin. So now you just party?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you came home. So you could have came home.
Bianca Del Rio
I went to the KitKat club last night.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, wait. So you tell. What I'm hearing is you could have came home earlier.
Bianca Del Rio
I could have came home earlier, but I chose. But I've been planning to go to Berlin for like about Three weeks now.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy.
Monet X Change
Cause I've been to Berlin twice, and both times I was here, they were for gigs. And it was like, I came in,
Bianca Del Rio
did the gig that day, left the next day. I never got to, like, hang out in Berlin, so I was like, I want to do all, like, the Berlin things.
Monet X Change
I went to Kit Kat Club last night.
Bianca Del Rio
That was wild. I'm going to Berghain tonight. That'll be wild. We'll see.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you wearing?
Monet X Change
So Kit Kat Club. I wore this, but bitch, I didn't realize I didn't bring the proper shoes. I thought I could wear this with
Bianca Del Rio
my black jeans and like, my. These black boots I had with like a metal thing, but bitch, everyone there
Monet X Change
was pretty much naked, so I was like, okay, I. I can't wear these jeans. I just wore this and dress shoes.
Jacob
I look.
Monet X Change
Thank God there are no cameras. I look crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I want to let you know that I'm really happy that you're living your life, but I feel like you have been away for a long time and you need to come home. So I'm glad you're having fun. Hehe.
Bianca Del Rio
Ha ha.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That's cute and all that. Are you like, why are you not here?
Monet X Change
I'm coming home.
Jacob
On Tuesday morning, Monet called me crying because she missed you so much when you were off in the Madonna tour
Bob the Drag Queen
for three years, girl.
Monet X Change
Jacob, I don't want nothing from Bob. Bob literally goes off into. Bob left. He left LA this year for two
Bianca Del Rio
and a half months to go to go do some little show on some street in some city.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wake it up. What about how I feel right now? I miss you.
Monet X Change
Why are you wearing this shirt?
Bianca Del Rio
Why are you wearing this shirt?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, bring him home. What is that from the most popular musical of all time, Les Miserables.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh.
Monet X Change
Why are you wearing this, this shirt and this wig? What is this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I was getting ready. I was going to wear this suit that I wore to this, like, brunch. I had the other day to like, do be extra and wear this, like, suit. But then I was looking through my. And I. And this shirt was just peeking at me. And I said, I'm going to wear my vintage Monet X Change shirt with my vintage Monet X Change wig. This is Monet's first merch ever. Pre Drag Race.
Monet X Change
I have yours too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have a pre Drag race shirt.
Monet X Change
You. Well, I get. Well, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean the blue one? The blue one?
Monet X Change
Yeah, the blue one with Bob. Wasn't that pre Drag Race?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I Started selling it the day of my first episode.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, God.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I was like, oh.
Gary
And I looked at it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, I'm gonna wear this. And I'm putting my little MXC kitty cat and homage. My buddy who I miss, who's apparently fucking out walking around looking like a Nigerian uncle in Berlin.
Bianca Del Rio
Girl.
Monet X Change
A lace thing with no underwear, right? So this lace leotard with no underwear and fucking dress shoes. I look and I. I didn't know anyone was gonna see my socks, so I wore white socks. I look like I looked insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why didn't you just keep the pants on?
Monet X Change
Because if I would.
Bianca Del Rio
That's too overdressed, girl.
Monet X Change
I was. I was.
Bianca Del Rio
I would.
Monet X Change
I would have stuck.
Bianca Del Rio
I would have been too overdressed.
Bob the Drag Queen
No one was wearing pants.
Monet X Change
No, not like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Screaming well, hello, everyone. Welcome to the. Welcome to Sibling Watchery. If you want to get a chance to watch with us live, you can join our patreon in our top tier. We have our. Our cool aunts and stepdads, stepmoms in here. And I will try my best to
Monet X Change
read the names because y' all know Bob will read a comment in the chat and be like. Like, act like the chat doesn't exist. Someone. Someone said that she looked like she.
Bob the Drag Queen
What I mean is one of the patrons. What I mean to say. That being said.
Monet X Change
Somebody said that RuPaul don't like.
Bianca Del Rio
Don't like saying that name no more.
Monet X Change
Somebody said that that outfit is ugly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Somebody. Somebody said they don't fuck with you. I'm also wearing this wig over a bandana.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, because you're trying to get your ways together.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's a bandana. Because I put my. My. My. My minoxidil on my head and I have to let it sit in. And I don't want the I to.
Hannah
Don't want.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want, like, friction on my hair. My new.
Monet X Change
Can you please do with your doctor. How many times do I have to ask you? Is this going to be like the name. Is it going to be like Julian Sul. Sente.
Bob the Drag Queen
His name is Dr. Drummond. It is the Crown Hair Institute. I can I.
Monet X Change
You make the connection.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm happy to do so.
Monet X Change
Is this going to be like Julian Sulsenti?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you kept being like, I don't know. You kept being like, this is too much. When I told you I was doing the red light therapy and the minoxidil, and you were like, oh, it's too
Monet X Change
much now, Girl, I do so many things now. I've realized, like, over the Years I've accumulated all these things for skin and whatever. I. It's.
Bianca Del Rio
I can add a few more steps to the. Already what, Jillian? I'm already doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, bitch, get ready, for once, you start adding in blood pressure medication and fucking shit like that.
Monet X Change
I don't have high blood pressure.
Bianca Del Rio
Doesn't run in my family.
Bob the Drag Queen
You'll get there.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Okay, listen, if you come to the chat late, don't be asking questions that we done already asked. We talked about why I'm wearing this. Bob talked about the bandana. Bob talked about the wig. Like, y' all need to be here on time. Class starts at the time we said it starts.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet is Monet.
Monet X Change
Remember when you were in school and that one Bitch becoming late asking questions, teacher already answered. You were like, oh, my God, here we go. We got to find girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn.
Ryan Reynolds
Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. H all up with it. That's crazy. I'm sorry, y'.
Gary
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't know Monet was going to
Bianca Del Rio
talk to y' all like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm so sorry. I'm just happy that you're here. I'm just happy that you're here with me.
Monet X Change
This is not sibling snappery.
Bianca Del Rio
This is sibling watchery, where we recap
Monet X Change
episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race. And we are starting RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18, Season 11 All Stars.
Bianca Del Rio
Jesus Christ.
Monet X Change
And it's the same broadcast somewhere.
Bob the Drag Queen
Godoy said, wise Bob wearing that shirt.
Gary
Wow.
Bianca Del Rio
Gador Shady.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be fair, I said that. You know what you said? Why is by wearing that shirt, I added the. That.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, yeah. True. You did. You sure did.
Bob the Drag Queen
We do have two episodes to cover today, y', all, so we're going to be here for a minute. Okay. A midnut.
Bianca Del Rio
Ooh, I love a midnut.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's. So let's kick things off. So it's RuPaul's Drag Race season 11. I. I gotta be honest. This is not the bracket I'm most excited about. No shade.
Monet X Change
But it's turning out to be good. I was nervous about it, but it's not the sauciest. It's not like Mistress's bracket last season, but it's still good, I think.
Gary
Yeah. Yeah.
Bianca Del Rio
Definitely some interesting characters that I will talk about. And they're wanting to be on Drag Race and not seem like they want to play Drag Race, which is very interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like who? Let's get into it. Wake it up. Clear it up.
Monet X Change
Mystique. She, like, she been campaigning to be on Drag Race, and then in this second Episode, she's like, yeah, like, I'm not really going to. Like, if they like it, they like it. They don't like. I'm like, bitch, where's the fire? Didn't you want to come back on the show?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think what is. Is some folks just aren't competitive, but they like drag and drag race. So I don't know, It's. It's tough. You know what I mean?
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, you and I are quite competitive people. We love competing.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I do like competing.
Bob the Drag Queen
People just want to be there to part like. Like dawn on her first season. Dawn was like, I just want to hang out. And I was like, bitch, hang out at home. The fuck.
Monet X Change
So let's get into episode one.
Bianca Del Rio
Cause they did release two episodes, which,
Monet X Change
as y' all see, they're doing the
Bianca Del Rio
same format from last season. It's the same bracket style thing, same same promo colors, same bracket formula.
Monet X Change
The only thing changes is that it's only two queens moving on to the
Bianca Del Rio
top two, not three, each bracket, which
Bob the Drag Queen
I think makes it much more interesting. You gotta really fight for these spaces. You know, there's less chances. I prefer that, to be honest. How do you feel about that?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I like it.
Bianca Del Rio
I'm not bothered by it. I think it makes the girls thirstier and they'll work harder for it because there's less spots, which is what it is.
Monet X Change
So they started the episode and all
Bianca Del Rio
the girls are coming in and the things.
Monet X Change
Something that I noticed that Lucky said
Bianca Del Rio
that her track record was cut.
Monet X Change
Really was really cute at the beginning of her season.
Bianca Del Rio
Then it went downhill. I was like, bitch, you're only there for the beginning. What do you mean it went downhill?
Monet X Change
It started. It was. Where was. Where did the cue. Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause she was more downhill than getting sent home.
Bianca Del Rio
I was like, okay, interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean. Yeah, yeah, Sorry, go ahead. Sorry, continue.
Monet X Change
No, no, I was just saying that was interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I. I mean, I agree. Lucky Stars is someone that I did want to see more from. She's one of the girls who's challenged to not do herself. And then when she didn't do herself, they were like, bitch, you should have done yourself. Which I. Which must be so fucking irritating. That has to be irritating as shit. You know what I mean?
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now, just so you guys know, we're not gonna. We're not gonna be covering the interest looks. We've already covered the interest looks. If you wanna see that, please head over to our Meet the Queens review. So we cover their promo looks and we cover their interest looks. So in the interest of time, and we're doing two episodes today, we're gonna be focusing on story and the challenge looks and how we feel about these queens returning and their presence in the workroom. Basically, you know.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Mystique. We talk about this a little bit. Like, she does have such a feminine voice, which is so interesting because usually
Bianca Del Rio
when you get older, your voice gets, like, deeper. Like, that's just how human beings work. Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you mean?
Monet X Change
But her voice. Cause they're playing old clips of her, bitch. Her voice got higher. She's like, yeah. I said, yeah.
Jacob
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she's doing that vocal training that you do where you was. What you were supposed to be doing before you went to Germany, right?
Jacob
Yeah.
Bianca Del Rio
You dance gippy, right?
Monet X Change
Look at me. Oh, my God. Thank you.
Bianca Del Rio
Thank you for saying that, Bob. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Of course I'm here to look out for you. I mean, I. I really hate hearing how soft my voice used to be and how gruff it is now. Whenever I hear an old video, my voice, I'm like, God damn, I really sounded cunt.
Monet X Change
You did, girl. Bob, Bobby used to, like, you, like, talk up here. You're like, hey, guys. So this is Bob the Drag Queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. I don't know. And I'm afraid for what it's gonna turn into because, bitch, I'm only 39. So, like, by the time I'm Bianca's age, I'm gonna sound like her also. I'll just let you guys know. I am on the Pit Stop this episode too. So if you wanna go check out me and Bianca on the Pit. I'm the first guest on the Pit Stop this season, and Bianca's back. Are you happy that Bianca's back on the Pit Stop?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I love Bianca.
Bianca Del Rio
Bianca's a great Pit Stop host.
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw her last night at the club.
Gary
I think.
Monet X Change
I think the next holes, they need
Bianca Del Rio
to do fresh blood. The next holes need to be fresh blood.
Monet X Change
Who? I don't know.
Bianca Del Rio
Someone. One of the girls from the new batch.
Monet X Change
Like, give us fresh blood. Cory King, I think would be great. I think Mistress Isabel. I think Mistress would be too spicy.
Bianca Del Rio
I don't think they would want to have her. She'd be spicy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dumbass. Fucking moved to fucking Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, like a fool. Imagine leaving Boston to go to Pittsburgh. Like, downgrade doesn't mean be like, I'm leaving New York City. I'm going to Ronkonkoma. Okay, girl, sure. Enjoy yourself.
Gary
You.
Bianca Del Rio
You are obsessed with Ronkonkoma.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ron Conkomkoma. I like the name. I like the way it sounds. Ron Conkoma's fun Gary, for short, said, I would love Peppermint hosting the Pit Stop, baby. Peppermint, don't watch Drag Race. Let's keep going.
Bianca Del Rio
Here we go.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So. And then Ru announces that for the
Bianca Del Rio
maxi challenge, because we already talked about these interest books. For the maxi challenge, the girls basically have to choreograph and style themselves, which you always style yourself for a group dance challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm sure they got the prompt before they even got there. Yeah. And I mean, let's go ahead and hop into this challenge. Let's hop into this challenge.
Monet X Change
No, I have some notes. I said Morgan and Mystique. Oh, yeah, girl. They're talking gameplay. Morgan and Mystique are chatting, and there's a little light shade. Um, but it seems like it's all love. Like, I can't tell if Mystique really thinks Morgan is just like. Like, there's this air of I don't trust her. I'm like, y' all just had one fight in untucked. Did she, like, do something that was that egregious to you that you feel
Bianca Del Rio
that it might get heated?
Monet X Change
Like, I don't know, it's. I feel like she's holding onto a
Bianca Del Rio
lot of energy from season two.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't know what it was 16 years ago. We don't know what's happened in the meantime, in between times. Don't Mystique live in Ohio? I don't think I once saw Mystique in Ohio at a show I did with Penny Tration way back in the day. She lives somewhere near Ohio. Don't ever. Don't everybody live near Ohio.
Bianca Del Rio
I mean, nearest a relative, like, New York is nearer than Ohio, than la, but I wouldn't say New York is near Ohio. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, Ohio is near Chicago.
Monet X Change
Is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know Ohio
Bianca Del Rio
is near Kentucky because Kentucky and Ohio, they share, like, a border
Gary
maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know where Ohio is. Let me Google it. How far is Chicago from Jacob?
Monet X Change
Literally said, yeah, now you go again.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ohio is a four hour drive to Cincinnati.
Bianca Del Rio
Chicago, that's far, I think. Yeah. Lucky knows Morphine from Miami, but thought
Monet X Change
that for the longest time that she
Bianca Del Rio
didn't like her because she didn't. There wasn't like, a lot of.
Monet X Change
You know, I'm like, listen, if I'm a seasoned queen and I'm the host of the queen and you the new girl, like, I. I mean, I will engage with You. But, you know, I don't know if
Bianca Del Rio
there's much conversation to be had there
Monet X Change
if you're just like, one of the
Bianca Del Rio
girls doing, like, one of my competition.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want to jump ahead. I really hate when we. Not hate. But, like, watching. Being a few episodes ahead makes me want to talk about stuff from the other episode already. But, like, I think that Morphine is already low key, getting her discord atoms added. Like, she's delusional. She thinks she deserves everything. She deserves. Your point? She deserved the win. She should have worn the lip sync. She wasn't even in.
Bianca Del Rio
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, so Lucky Stars off RIP goes up to. At least this is what the footage. The footage just says Lucky Stars proposed the idea of the Miami alliance. The Asuka alliance.
Bianca Del Rio
Asuka.
Bob the Drag Queen
She wants to do the Asuka alliance. And it seems it looks like Lucky Stars is the one who proposed this alliance. So. But then no morphine.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
But then morphine goes over. Sorry. Morphine goes over to dawn, and they're cutting up in Kikiing. And I don't know that morphine is like, straight up saying, I'm gonna give you my point.
Monet X Change
But it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it feels like they're picking at and prodding at and teasing Lucky Stars, right?
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Monet X Change
But I think what it is.
Bianca Del Rio
Morphine and dawn, who are. They're from the same season. They want to have, like, a fake
Monet X Change
alliance with Lucky to manipulate Lucky into giving them their stars when she has
Bianca Del Rio
stars to give away, which I think
Monet X Change
is a smart move.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, but we're about to find out in the next episode, and I'm not going to get ahead. But so now. So Lucky Stars is feeling some kind of way. And she's also.
Monet X Change
You know what she says her name is just Lucky Stars. She didn't say my name is. She said, hi, my name is Lucky Stars With. With Twosy Threesies.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe this is back like when. When what's her name said that she was a lawyer. And I just believed it because one time she did say Lucky Star Z.
Monet X Change
She said. She said. She said, I have a Lucky Stars with three Z's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay. Once. Cause I don't know. And by the way, I want y'.
Jacob
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone. Someone commented on some video the other day that, like, me and Monet had folks believing that lil Mama was a fucking lawyer. She said it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she said that. We believe women said it on our podcast. I. I never said she.
Gary
I said it cause I didn't make it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know I said it because she
Monet X Change
said it, but I didn't say anything
Bob the Drag Queen
about her being a lawyer.
Gary
I was.
Monet X Change
Y', all, just because one of us does something doesn't mean it's Bob and Monet. Bob can do bad all by himself.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you also thought she was a lawyer, too.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but the person said Bob and Monet made people believe. I was like, I never even said
Bianca Del Rio
anything about her being a lawyer.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you did say you also thought she was a lawyer, and you mentioned it because she said she was a lawyer. Anyway, she's not a lawyer. Plain Jane. Jane don't. Is not a lawyer. She's not a lawyer.
Bianca Del Rio
Plain don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Jane don't. Plain don't. Plain Jane don't.
Bianca Del Rio
I am cackling at Morphine's little workroom.
Monet X Change
Outfit is so early aughts coated with,
Bianca Del Rio
like, the velour tracksuit. And the little purse which we found out had nothing in it. So cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the. The bag of air in the purse is really sending me. And can I just say, I'm going to be saying this all. All, at least all bracket long. I think Morgan is a real one. Like, Morgan, she's like a good friend. She's like a good person. She seems kind like Morgan. Something about Morgan. I just really like her.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, I like.
Bianca Del Rio
I didn't know much about Morgan until I moved to Los Angeles and I did a thing for New York Times, and they would ask me about, like, oh, sorry, the LA Times. I was about local legends, whatever. I said Morgan McMichaels.
Monet X Change
I was like, every time I go
Bianca Del Rio
to see her at Mickey's, I feel so taken care of as her by the host of the show. She has all these Pomeran. She had some eat. She.
Monet X Change
She.
Bianca Del Rio
She is the mistress of ceremonies. And she. You really feel that. When I have local girls, like, locals drag sisters from other towns who aren't
Monet X Change
on Drag Race, I'm like, hey, Jasmine Rice is coming to la.
Bianca Del Rio
Can you fit her in here?
Monet X Change
She's like, here.
Bianca Del Rio
Here are four gigs that she can like. She's really that girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. Hands down.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah. I love that dawn and Morphine are kicking about. About girls.
Monet X Change
She's like, yeah, like the.
Bianca Del Rio
The girls who, like, do, like, really
Monet X Change
corny lyrics with these challenges, and they're
Bianca Del Rio
like, saying that Morgan is going to do it. And I'm like, he, yeah, she's giving me Trinity one, your favorite lyric in Drag Race history. One, two, three, four.
Monet X Change
She walks the fast. She hit the door.
Jacob
Ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nobody's here.
Gary
Fantastic plastic, injectable roundness. I'm tiny Talking can't you see I got a lot of plastic parts stuffing in me Crowns, gowns, tiny bunks, too. A girl's able to ate me boo. Birdplace, Evil injectables in your face. You gonna stop me? Girl, please.
Bob the Drag Queen
What category are you on right now?
Gary
What category?
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, no, Trinity is a horrible rapper.
Gary
No, Shade.
Monet X Change
That's Jesus Christ.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is a bad rapper.
Monet X Change
Akira is talking to RuPaul with these
Bianca Del Rio
contacts in, and she looks like the. Is this permanent guy from Tik Tok.
Monet X Change
Have you seen this?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
The guy, he got. He got eye color changing surgery, and they put them in these, like, honey blonde things. He came out the surgery looking crazy. He's like, is this permanent? The doctor was like, yes, it's permanent.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, but the surgery isn't permanent.
Bob the Drag Queen
You thought we knocked you out and gave you context.
Monet X Change
And last thing I wanna say about the choreo is that. Okay. So the girls asked Morphine to choreograph, and then she, like, reluctantly kind of says yes.
Bianca Del Rio
Then Morgan jumps right in and kind
Monet X Change
of, like, pulls it from her and asking everyone to do, like, your best eight count. So she sees what she can do. And I love. Dawn was like, no. Dawn was like, no, I'm not doing that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Part of it was like, okay, I have two points. Part of me was like, I think Morgan's trying to get the ball rolling. We do need to be creative. And I feel like dawn was withholding her creativity. Part of me like, dawn, just do it. We need to do something. So you need to contribute something. So either do the dance we're telling you to do or contribute something. Because I'm one of those folks who's like, I will. You know me, I will let someone do the thing. But if I have an inkling that you're not taking control, I will take control. I can't stand when.
Bianca Del Rio
I don't even.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, when folks can't decide where to eat. Oh, Popeyes, Applebee's, BJ's. I'm like, we're going here. What do you want? This is me and the fucking tour with Caroline. I don't know who to. We're killing Dorinda.
Monet X Change
Well, I think it's.
Bianca Del Rio
What happened to.
Monet X Change
Well, I was gonna say, I think also it's. Maybe she's uncomfortable, Bob. She's not a dancer. She doesn't want to, like, put the spotlight on her being like, I understand,
Bob the Drag Queen
but we need to do a fucking number. So I don't. I want to hear you that feel uncomfortable with. With dancing in public. We have to dance in public, actually on international television. And we're.
Gary
And we're. This is the lip sync.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're gonna need to see your face.
Monet X Change
And the last note I have is Lucky waited to knowing that this glam thing, doing glam makeup was her downfall. You waited to come back to All Stars to try glam makeup? Are you fucking kidding me? What were you doing the past two years, bitch?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I agree that she should have either been practicing or come back and be like, I'm not gonna do it. One of the two. I would have. I mean, we'll get to the look in a second. Johnny Tsunami420 says, True. I had. I. I hate hoes who have only critiques and no suggestions. That's what Don was giving. All critiques. No suggestions. It was fucking pissing me off. Let's go on to this. These. These numbers or these verses. So breakdance to electric.
Jacob
We're starting with RuPaul's look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. So I thought we'd do it when we go to the runways.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, we don't even go to the Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but it.
Jacob
It opens. I mean, the way the episode happens. RuPaul walks the Runway, and then they go on to perform the verses.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, Jacob. Jacob told us to shut the up, so let's do this thing.
Jacob
Either way, it's fine. I'm just. I was going in chronological order.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, you gather. You gather.
Monet X Change
Also, y' all see what someone did on Twitter.
Bianca Del Rio
RuPaul is literally wearing Corey King's outfit. Her promo look. Literally, Corey's promo look just in pink, not gray.
Bob the Drag Queen
And who's gonna wake that up? Me.
Bianca Del Rio
I wake it up right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
So RuPaul is my daughter. It looks like a prom outfit in the 80s.
Bianca Del Rio
It literally looks like an 80s prom outfit. I think RuPaul looks great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone looks great. I don't have a ton of notes. Everyone looks fantastic.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, I like everyone.
Monet X Change
Or they're all.
Bianca Del Rio
Well, Ru and Law are wearing pink, and Michelle and Janet latoya are wearing silver.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't just call her Janet Jackson. Going to Akira Davenport one. I don't love this look. I. This looks like something I would have sewn in my early days of drag. And I. When I tell you, these shoes are pissing me off, all of them so bad right now.
Monet X Change
I hated it. I hated the shoes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm Fury.
Gary
I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm actually furious.
Bianca Del Rio
I'm fuming as a bird.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say, yeah, this is German.
Monet X Change
I spikened.
Bob the Drag Queen
Akira says, you wanna step to this? But do you know how to handle the queen is always right See the trophies on my mantle sleeping on me But I'm the girl of your But I'm the girl of your dreams I got all I never remember their rhythms, their cadences I got it all that's why they call me Queen From MVQ to the hall of fame mvq Most Valuable Queen Most Valuable Queen yeah, I'm the body, I'm the face girl, you know my name Running rings around you girls supersonic and your face says ready to get ready, set go I'll slay you with, I'll slay you without traces I'm a mother tucking legend and the crown's mind too When I twerk, it's a blessing. I'm just telling my truth, Mama Ru, Let me show you what that body can do. Stepping on next in my high heeled shoes. First of all, you're not wearing high heel shoes.
Monet X Change
That was my note. I was like, bitch, do not put
Bianca Del Rio
a lum on high heel shoes when you're literally wearing fucking flats. You're wearing huarachis, bitch. I have these shoes in eighth grade. They're huarachis.
Bob the Drag Queen
She got the hokas on like I would gag.
Monet X Change
Putting. Putting a lyric in about your high
Bianca Del Rio
heel shoes and you're not wearing high
Monet X Change
heel shoes is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's clear to me that a' keria is a. Is magnificent behind the sewing machine. When it comes to sitting in front of that mirror and doing that makeup, she could eat the girlies up. When it comes to even comedy challenges, like improv comedy challenges, when it comes to writing a verse, this is not Akira Strong's strong suit. And I think because Aaria makes such bold choices in fashion, she's either knocking it all the way out of the park or it just looks bizarre to me.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, let's go on to miss Looks bizarre.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I don't love this verse.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, I think dawn looks. Love this outfit. The outfit is really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
John in her Susie Too drag is
Monet X Change
sending me Susie Tood.
Bianca Del Rio
How is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Susie Tude girl, she looks like Susie Toot. The red. The red hair, the clowny chat. Please wake it up. Is this giving a little Susie Tootie toot? It's giving a little Susie Toot. No, girl, clear it up. Can you read Dawn's verse?
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah. Dawn, rise and shine is the crack of dawn. I'm running this shit like a marathon. That's D to the A to the W N. What?
Monet X Change
I am such a cutie.
Bianca Del Rio
Can I be your best friend?
Monet X Change
Psych.
Bianca Del Rio
Breaking it down I'm outside the box so fresh, so fly so unorthodox My looks could soar your looks a bore. You're never gonna win, sweetie. There's the door. Got bodied by body but you know I'm not stressed Still a naughty body hottie? You're a doo doo clown,
Monet X Change
baby, I baby, I'm caked up make your boyfriend
Bianca Del Rio
breakup Telling all my haters it's a shame about your makeup 8.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is great. I want to say that the chat says from afar about her looking like Suzu from afar. Yes. Bob. No. Lmao. I see it. Susie2girl be for real. So. So we have. We have some back and forth. We have some back and forth. This outfit is. Is giving very be circa 2012. No.
Monet X Change
This is what Darlene wants to do.
Bianca Del Rio
Just by the way. Wait, wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
This what?
Bianca Del Rio
This is what Darlene thinks she's doing?
Monet X Change
Did I lie?
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't. Monet. Darlene just lost drag race.
Monet X Change
Mixing the patterns and mixing the material. Like, this is what the tacky drag
Bianca Del Rio
Darlene thinks she's doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Dawn is a phenomenal. I think her style is so great. I think that her.
Bianca Del Rio
It's so uniquely her, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I'm a Dawn fan, especially when it comes to her fashion. And these lyrics are great. She ate these lyrics down. They're funny. The flow is good. This is great. She did a. Dawn did a really good job. She looks amazing. I love this.
Bianca Del Rio
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into lucky stars. Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky star. Three Z's in my name because the third's a charm. Oh, my God. Why do nats fly near the biggest fucking thing in the room? Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky stars. I'm your lucky stars. Three Z's in my name because the third one's a charm. Step on me once, now I'm gonna shake it up. Shoot my cool Eliminate in your hot paper cup. Totally bitching cunty. So sickening. Not your average star. I don't twinkle, bitch. I glisten. Ow. I'mma start bouncing off the walls, yo. Oh, I'm a star, ho. Speed it up, slow it down. Watch me go, bro. Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish. Who's the next girl out? Not me. You wish. Well, no one's going to be out.
Bianca Del Rio
True.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't hate this.
Gary
I thought this was pretty good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the look it's giving. Very lucky stars. The verse is fine. I think this is solidly mid for me. I like that she references her lemonade thing from her last run on the show. I'm not mad at this. I think this is pretty good. It's not enough to blow me out of the water, but it's not enough to make me roll my eyes.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, her look was fine too.
Bianca Del Rio
It's very Lucky Stars. Well, I don't know if it's very lucky stars, but it's very kitsch, honestly, and hodgepodge and like a bunch of things slapped together, so.
Monet X Change
And see, like, I don't understand, when
Bianca Del Rio
some of the girls are wearing heels,
Monet X Change
why did some of them choose to wear flats? Like, why would you ever think being
Bianca Del Rio
in flats would be the tea for, for, for your drag? I, I genuinely, I'm genuinely confused. Why, why this? Some of them had flats on.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's because of the prompt. Because it's like hip hop dance. And they thought to themselves, well, some hip hoppers were wear flats when they dance.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, that's crazy.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Morgan McMichaels. Take it away, mom.
Bianca Del Rio
Morgan Michaels.
Monet X Change
Boom on the queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh,
Jacob
I realized when I was rewatching it that the lyrics were a little work.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, you. You muted yourself as you finish that. But we heard you. Um, Morgan.
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Bianca Del Rio
I'm the queen of this, of this racket makeup, macking, getting nails, click clacking.
Monet X Change
Ooh, I got these bitches gagging Good gagging.
Bianca Del Rio
Face cracking, sharp tongue and bite like a viper. Six bars and I'm killing this cipher. I'm the shit bitch, no diaper to the rats, I'm Pied Piper. Full body like a full body Full body like a bottle of Scotch McMichael. So top notch. No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire. Queen of the scene, can't get no higher.
Monet X Change
I want to say something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
For someone who does not rap and has admitted themselves that they're bad at lyrics and she pulled Cypher out of her music rap writing hat.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think she knows what a cypher is. I know what a attitude is for dance. I can't do it. You know, I just feel like if you're not. I know what a grand jete is. I can't do one.
Monet X Change
If you're lyrically challenged and he's rapping, you may your brain be the connection to pull out cypher.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I mean, she can rap. She just know what a cypher is.
Ryan Reynolds
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you think someone else wrote it is what I think. I don't know what I'm hear. Whoa, whoa. I feel like I'm hearing accusations of ghost writers.
Monet X Change
Well, which would not be surprising. Cause I had. I had heard that perhaps some prompts
Bianca Del Rio
go out a little earlier so girls can be a little more prepared. Well, I don't know which ones and which. I don't know how the show decides which ones that they do that for. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, that being said, I like this look. I like the verse. I do not like that she's wearing flats. That is upsetting me again, actually. I don't like the drop crotch, hip out harem pant. I would have liked if it was just a leotard, quite frankly.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah. Because I think girls trying to get away from just wearing a bodysuit, quote, unquote. But I think. Yeah, this, this, this silhouette, I don't hate it, but I'm not like in love with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I on the screen? Is it just Monet? Am I crazy?
Bianca Del Rio
No, you're on the screen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, because I only see you. Maybe it's because of my view. You want, you want to move on to the last one?
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, no last one. But you have like three more.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's just one more. It's just. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
Is it me? No.
Bianca Del Rio
It's your turn, Morphine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm sorry. Step up to the battle with my boom boom pal Boogaloo Barbara got that BBL bounce face so beat all the
Gary
dolls clocked out rubling twice if you're feeling down Miami Patty with a Nicaragua spice if you want to lick you got to pay my price My hips talk dirty but my face plays nice my. He said I'm straight and I said not tonight body yada yada, you know I don't quit. Turn into the party so it's gonna be lit La vida, la vida To Miami. Because you know I got.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am the shit.
Bianca Del Rio
I think Morphine was really great.
Monet X Change
She. I hated this hair, this outfit. I. I mean, I didn't. I think she had on heels. Maybe this would have been cute, but the outfit was not cute. Like, it was not cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
This whole outfit, I don't like she. They were right.
Gary
It's. It's.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is Miami snow white. Yeah.
Bianca Del Rio
It wasn't good. It was not good.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, when it snows in Miami, everyone's got a lot of energy. Put it that way. Put it that way.
Monet X Change
The verse was good.
Bianca Del Rio
The verse was really good.
Monet X Change
This rap was really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think she wrote it?
Bianca Del Rio
I don't know. I can't. I don't know.
Gary
Did she say, step to the battle with my boom boom pow boogaloo Barbie got the BBL bounce face so beat all the dogs locked out rube blink twice if you're feeling down Miami baddy with the nigga walking Spice, you want a lick? You know you gotta pay my price Hip talk dirty with my face play nice.
Bianca Del Rio
Do you think she wrote it?
Gary
I don't know.
Hannah
I don't.
Gary
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know Morphine well enough to know if she. If she wrote this, but. I mean, I don't know.
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I. I like the verse, though.
Gary
It is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually think it is a very well written verse. I don't think she performed it well. Like, her flow and cadence wasn't great for me.
Bianca Del Rio
Her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I felt like she focused more on the actual, like, movement of the performance.
Monet X Change
But, like, when you, like, write a
Bianca Del Rio
good verse like that, like, bitch, when
Monet X Change
you wrote that shit, like, all my
Bianca Del Rio
verses on Drag Race, I wrote, I
Monet X Change
was really happy with them.
Bianca Del Rio
I feel like I performed them vocally
Monet X Change
very well because, like, I.
Bianca Del Rio
It's how I would talk. Like, when you.
Monet X Change
When again, ghostwriters are not a. That's not a new thing.
Bianca Del Rio
Like, we. A lot of your favorite rappers have people write for them, but I think that's why who.
Monet X Change
I mean, Cardi famously had party writing
Bianca Del Rio
for her for a number of years.
Monet X Change
That's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
You coming out publicly against Cardi B. Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Anyway, so, yeah, I don't know, but maybe.
Bianca Del Rio
Maybe that's why I shouldn't perform in her.
Monet X Change
Like, it didn't. To you. To you. So you're saying you don't feel like
Bianca Del Rio
her performance match how good the writing was?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, to be honest, I like the way I rapped it better than what she. Bob.
Monet X Change
That's the Bob. Being impressed by his abilities is not shocking to anyone here, and I think you're impressed, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you agree I did better than she did. But, yeah, I will say if you're gonna hire.
Gary
I don't know.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if she hired a writer, but if you hire a writer, I do think, oh, my God. Gay for Gary for short said he looks like an adult playing a child in an SNL sketch.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah, it's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you're gonna hire someone to write for you, I think that you need to make sure they're writing in your voice. Like, for example, I did some writing for.
Bianca Del Rio
For Trinity on the Haters Worlds, and she could not deliver the jokes because it was she. She.
Monet X Change
But Trinity, it was before she learned her character.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was not about to outtrain like that.
Gary
But you.
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You.
Gary
You went for it.
Monet X Change
I was gonna say she said it on stage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I was gonna say that. So I wrote some. I wrote some lyrics for Mon to rap on. Soak it up. But Mon was like, this is not my voice. Like, I don't rap like this. I don't talk like this. You should be on the song. You remember that?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I don't think a lot of girls have that foresight.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, but anyway, that being said, let's move on to these lurks.
Monet X Change
Okay, so. Okay. So I thought the category was just
Bianca Del Rio
Latoya R. Latoya R Us.
Bob the Drag Queen
Latoya R Us. Which is best? It's Latoya R Us, which is essentially 9,000. Latoya.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but they.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no.
Monet X Change
Because I think they. I think these are all looks.
Bianca Del Rio
They all had to be from the Moulin Rouge show. Every look was from the Moulin Rouge show.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're not all from the Moulin Rouge show.
Jacob
That was just a circumstance. Five of the girls chose Moulin Rouge looks, and then randomly, A' Keria chose her in Atlantic City on a Tuesday night.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think that's because Latoya. I don't think Latoya Jackson is particularly known for all of her Moulin Rouge. I mean, all of her look. But she did a residency at the Moulin Rouge, so obviously she's going to. That's probably going to be her. Her biggest, best decision.
Monet X Change
Look, which Violet also did.
Bianca Del Rio
Did a residency at. Not a Moulin Rouge. At Crazy Horse. Crazy Horse.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So let's go.
Monet X Change
Wait, did we say Mystique? No, we missed Mystique. Where's Mystique?
Jacob
I did the lyric sheet. I just didn't actually put it into a drive into the.
Bob the Drag Queen
The accident.
Jacob
But I have the lyrics here right now.
Bianca Del Rio
We see who.
Monet X Change
We see who's who.
Bianca Del Rio
Who's a performance. You weren't a Fan of.
Monet X Change
Just. Just leave it out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, in Jacob's defense, it was not a great performance.
Bianca Del Rio
Damn.
Monet X Change
You too.
Bob the Drag Queen
There we go. Did you think it was a good performance?
Monet X Change
I loved it.
Bianca Del Rio
It was my favorite one of the night.
Jacob
I don't have a photo of her,
Bob the Drag Queen
but then wrap it out.
Bianca Del Rio
Okay, so this was a number performed by someone. Patty.
Monet X Change
Apparently alabaster sealed the scene Like a fly girl queen Tracksuit tight, skin glowing
Bianca Del Rio
clean Drop that weight now I levitate
Monet X Change
glowing like a disco ball Ain't that great? Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate Living
Bianca Del Rio
the truth, baby feeling first rate I glow in the dark I sparkle when I shade this ain't store bought It's a sleigh I made Slimmed down, glowed
Monet X Change
up slim slimmed up, glowed up this
Bianca Del Rio
queen's ready for her close up. Mystique was never a mistake.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I just say, I. The tracksuit is not tight. I do think this outfit was store bought. So I'm like, what are y' all writing that y' all ain't doing? Can you do it in a country or way? Can you try to outperform a sequel and rap the song?
Bianca Del Rio
Um, let me see.
Monet X Change
Seal the scene like a fly girl queen Track suit tight, glowing clean uh drop that weight now I levitate glowing like a disco ball Ain't that great? Exfoliate a the shade, moisturize the hate A living the truth, baby feeling first rate Ay, I glow in the dark because I sparkle when I shade this ain't store bought, baby it's slay I made Slimmed up, glowed up this queen's ready for her closer Mystique was never a mistake oh, own it up soak
Bob the Drag Queen
it up, soak it up Give me a drop here we go
Gary
still the scene like a fly girl queen Tracksuit tight, skin glowing clean Drop the weight now I levitate Glowing like a disco ball bitch Ain't that great?
Bob the Drag Queen
Exfoliate the shade, moisturate the hate Moisturize
Gary
the hate Living my truth, baby feeling first rate I glow in a dark air when I smile girl in shade there ain't no stone it's the slay I made Step it up, glow down this way queens ready But I gonna stop my snapper I'm doing a New Orleans balance. Suit tight, skin glowing clean Drop the
Bob the Drag Queen
weight shape anyway, here we go.
Jacob
You said.
Monet X Change
You said I slimmed up, but you said she slimmed up and glowed down. That's crazy. They also said that she exfoliates the shade when she menstruates the hate.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think these lyrics are fine.
Gary
This.
Bob the Drag Queen
This outfit is another flats. It is this hair. The hair is actually kind of cute.
Monet X Change
The hair was cute, but this tracksuit was crazy. I was like, you know what? Maybe she's gonna. I was like. Cause she was hiding back there the whole time.
Bianca Del Rio
I didn't really see her.
Monet X Change
I was like, maybe she's gonna come out and really, like, do something that's gonna be like, oh, shit. I was like. I was like, are they setting Mystique up to, like, be like, she's gonna body this challenge?
Bianca Del Rio
And she didn't body it at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hate when people rap on Drag Race and do this. That shit is so cringy to me. And she did it. I was like, oo.
Jacob
And she did.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she did look like.
Gary
She did look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look like she didn't want to be there.
Jacob
No shade.
Monet X Change
All right? She. She often does and look like she
Bianca Del Rio
don't want to be there, which is crazy, because she's been campaigning to come back on the show.
Monet X Change
Let's talk about these looks so Akira. Yeah. Why did she have it so far off the ground? I was like, bitch, what? And she made this herself.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it looks intentional. I will say it doesn't. It doesn't look like it look like a mistake. It looks like it was intentionally done this way.
Monet X Change
But why, when hitting the ground, why
Bianca Del Rio
would you make yours not do what Latoya is doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's her take, right? It's her take. Her bow's different. She's using different fabrics. Like, I think. I think this is just her take. I like this look. I like this hair. I think she looks really good.
Bianca Del Rio
The hair was cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually like hers more than Latoya's. Tbh.
Monet X Change
I mean, you have to put. Latoya's is probably, what, like, 1986?
Bianca Del Rio
Like, it's different times. Like, you know, you act like there
Bob the Drag Queen
was no fashion in 1986. This is Latoya Jackson in 1986. Had a lot of resources, and they had really good friendship.
Monet X Change
I mean, this probably. This probably. This might be. This looks like some.
Bianca Del Rio
Like, some fucking vintage Oscar de la Rento problem. This might be some couture shit.
Monet X Change
I think Latoya looks great with the time she's in.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say she looked bad. I said, I think I like Akira. I didn't say I think. I didn't say. I didn't say anything about her looking bad. I said, I like Akira is more than I like Latoya. You added a whole bunch of sasson. That I did not throw in there. And also, just. I will say this, too. People love to say vintage. This Oscar. Just because it's by a fashion house don't mean I like it. That don't mean I think it's good.
Monet X Change
I didn't say that. That mean. That's what that means.
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably vintage Oscar de la Renta.
Gary
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I still like the other one better, but.
Monet X Change
Because you were. You because you were insinuating that the materials were better.
Bianca Del Rio
That's why I was saying Vental Rental because you like.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I said they're different. All I said was that Akira is. I like Akiras more. I never said anything about anything being any materials being better. I said they're different materials and I like Akira's more. You were adding on a whole bunch of stank that I didn't throw in there.
Monet X Change
I didn't add no stank.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I like Akira's look. It could have been longer or maybe a little bit shorter, which I think could have sold the story more.
Bianca Del Rio
I think shorter would have hit the thing she's trying to do. I think the longer the length either. Yeah. Too short or too long. I agree with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Brandi.7655 7. That's why we don't say yalls names.
Gary
Put your fucking name for y'.
Kiana
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Log in.
Bianca Del Rio
Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's good. I got so hype. I want to apologize, y'. All. I want to apologize. That was too much. Brandi said a' keria upstage Latoya. I agree. I like it.
Monet X Change
Brandi.
Bianca Del Rio
What the fuck do you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Brandi, let's go on to the best look of the episode.
Monet X Change
Easy.
Bianca Del Rio
So fucking good. I agree. She killed this, y'.
Gary
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don is not to be played with. This fucking look is so fucking good. I'm so grateful to a skinny bitch who's not afraid to put on a motherfucking pad. Okay, to you other skinny girls who think you're out here, this bitch said, yeah, I'm tiny. I'm putting on a motherfucking pad. I'm about to put a motherfucking hip pad on my body. I am so grateful for that. Everything about this look is fantastic. She looks just fucking this beautiful orange. The beaded fringe off the glove, the fans, the tall plume on top of her head, the stone tights, the belt wrapped around the waist. The titty bib is, like, immaculate. My gosh, she looks amazing.
Bianca Del Rio
She looks amazing. Dawn looks incredible. She looks otherworldly. Dawn is such a brilliant drag queen. Well, sorry. She's a brilliant designer and Model. And to your point, she's not really drag queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why'd you walk that back?
Bianca Del Rio
Because I want to talk about specifically her fashion.
Monet X Change
And I think I want to ask,
Bob the Drag Queen
do you think she's very drag queen? Yeah. Okay, I do. I just want to make sure we're
Bianca Del Rio
on the same page.
Monet X Change
And I love that she did the
Bianca Del Rio
ombre with the stones was such a small detail that had a huge impact. And I think it looks really, really, really. Well, she looks like.
Monet X Change
She looks.
Bianca Del Rio
She looks out of this world. I think she really ate this up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. She looks fantastic. Skinny girls, take notes. You can still wear padding and look cunt. Yes, girl, you can still wear your padding.
Bianca Del Rio
Yes. No one's taking your fucking pad.
Monet X Change
No one's making you.
Bianca Del Rio
Not ever. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, let's move on to. Let's move on to Mystique. You know, Mystique is having some skin tone matching problems. Her legs are my complexion or her.
Monet X Change
Well, she's not.
Bianca Del Rio
That's cause she's wearing like opaque black tights. They're not supposed to be like skin color on the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're color dark brown.
Bianca Del Rio
No, no, no. They're opaque, like black. She, la Roach hit the nail on
Monet X Change
the head when he said that.
Bianca Del Rio
Bitch. She looked like she's going to church.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, this would be crazy for church. I just want to say that out loud. A nude illusion in church would be insane. Again, y', all, nude illusion. You're meant to look nude. This bitch don't look nude. This outfit is. Is oogly. This is a oogly outfit. It is not pretty. Why are you wearing opaque black tights? I thought it was dark. Dark brown. Why is your. I don't. I don't like this look. I'm very upset about it. Even the.
Monet X Change
Even the picture y' all are seeing this, the freeze frame Jacob is using. She just looks sad, y'. All. She's standing like this.
Gary
Look.
Bob the Drag Queen
He called her Albertina. Albertina or Tina, whatever you call it. That's what Lucille pointed Albertina in the house.
Monet X Change
Albertina is so accurate. She looks like her name is Albertina. She just look. This is a bad look. I do. From when I saw this, I was
Bianca Del Rio
like, oh, this bitch is not ready for the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this is. This is. This is. This is crazy. This look is crazy. I do not like it. I do not like it. Let's move on to lucky stars. Um, I will say this. I actually don't mind Lucky stars look. To be honest, I didn't really love it. When Latoya Jackson did it either. Um, but I do think that, like, I would have rather seen Latoya Jackson through a Lucky Stars lens. Like, I wish that would be more interesting.
Bianca Del Rio
You think?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love to see the face being the hat. You know what I mean?
Gary
Like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like the silver going up into the cool.
Bianca Del Rio
That would be cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I don't like when they get these girls to stop doing what.
Monet X Change
What.
Bob the Drag Queen
What they love to do. And I can tell when they're doing it that it's a stretch for them, you know?
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah. Lucky, you can tell she's wearing this. She does not look happy to wear this. And I think to your point, if she wants to do her version of it, then maybe that could have been really cool and she could have sold
Monet X Change
a fantasy, I think.
Bianca Del Rio
Come back to All Stars. You not double down, but you do you like. They ask you back on All Stars. Cause they know what your brand is and what it is. And I think if Lucky had a more realized version that was a little more malleable to mold into things like doing the Lucky Stars version of Latoya. But I don't know if Lucky necessarily has the skill set or the. For his drag yet to do the Lucky Stars. Sorry, her version of what? Lucky Stars is a non binary queen. Like the name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we unpack? Why you? Why?
Gary
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why Lucky? Because Lucky Stars is not. I get why me and Willem and Chad Michaels get it. And Derrick Barry.
Jacob
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why did Lucky Stars get a he?
Bianca Del Rio
Because I truly see Lucky's drag is non binary.
Monet X Change
I see Lucky. Lucky. To me that the drag acts Lucky
Bianca Del Rio
Stars are non binary and uses he, her, and she. Her pronouns. He, him, and she, her, he, her, and she, her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow.
Gary
Wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
He, her, and. That's so creative. My pronouns are just he, not him, but then also she and her.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Morgan McMichaels.
Jacob
I will say in Monet's defense on Lucky's Instagram, the pronouns listed are he, she, and they.
Bianca Del Rio
Thank you. So clear it up. Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet didn't know that shit. Let's go on to. I did.
Monet X Change
I'm look.
Bianca Del Rio
He's the number one fan.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Morgan McMichaels. I think that Morgan did a really good job with this look.
Bianca Del Rio
Except that face.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's wrong with her face?
Bianca Del Rio
Girl, look how.
Monet X Change
Girl, look at how orange you fucking look. I don't know what's going on with
Bianca Del Rio
Morgan's makeup this season, but for both these episodes, I'm like, what is going on with the Face. The paint is very interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want to. You want to go further into that.
Monet X Change
Is latoya supposed to look like she's nude? Yes, I think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it was just like a. Like a off white illusion.
Bianca Del Rio
No, girl.
Monet X Change
Latoya is the same color of her
Bianca Del Rio
hands and her body in her picture and more in this picture right here.
Monet X Change
And just in case the difference.
Bianca Del Rio
The video is different.
Monet X Change
Can y' all please. Jacob, Jay, use this still right here. This bitch's face is orange and the outfit is white.
Bob the Drag Queen
That being said, the outfit itself is quite stunning. I mean, in terms of being a replica of the original, it looks like low key. Did burlesque get inspiration from Latoya Jackson for this look? This is giving some rendition of Cher's burlesque look.
Bianca Del Rio
Oh, yeah, probably, I would assume.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to morphine. Um, you know, I didn't. First of all, I don't think I like. I. I think I recently come to the conclusion I don't like the Vegas backpack thing. I don't like it.
Bianca Del Rio
I mean, it's not a. Yeah, like, I get.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get the idea of it, but, like, I feel like. Now, granted, I'm sure some Vegas showgirl's gonna eat me up in the. In on a. On a TikTok stitch, but I feel like once you've seen one Vegas backpack full of feathers, you've kind of seen a lot of them. You know what I mean? And I'm sure there are some that are really creative. This one is not particularly creative to me, and I don't love it.
Monet X Change
Well, she's just.
Bianca Del Rio
She just.
Monet X Change
She's.
Gary
Why do you choose these?
Monet X Change
But I was about to say that the pose. Please use this. Put it. This pose is sending me the pose.
Gary
Why do you take it?
Jacob
Okay, so here's the thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's hard to get.
Jacob
It's hard to get. When they're walking the Runway, they're moving around a lot, so it's hard to get a good full body pose. And the only time they're actually like, like, standing still and you can see their full outfit is during critiques. And they always look sad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Gary
These stills looks like a Vegas performer
Bob the Drag Queen
on the X Factor.
Gary
Like, she.
Bob the Drag Queen
So someone said, as told by Jay said, these boots are making her look short and st.
Bianca Del Rio
They do. This is a little crazy.
Gary
These seals are homophobic. These stills are gross. She looks so sad.
Monet X Change
So sad.
Bob the Drag Queen
And who bad for her?
Gary
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because her face is so, like, thick now.
Gary
She looks like a little baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like a little sad baby. Who got a toy taken away? Oh, my God. I don't.
Gary
I. This look. I think. What is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Back to the critique.
Hannah
Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just not a big, huge fan of the Vegas look. Um, so. But I can acknowledge that it does look good for the. For the. The reference point, and I think that for a Vegas look is pretty good.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah. And also, she was doing Las Vegas live at the time that day she went to go do this. I'm pretty sure she probably got inspired by being in Vegas and yada. Yeah.
Monet X Change
So it makes sense.
Bianca Del Rio
Let's go on to our next queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's it. No, that is it.
Bianca Del Rio
We're missing someone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who we missing?
Bianca Del Rio
We got everyone. Why do I keep on thinking there's more people?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, because. Because. Because it's the first episode, and there's only fucking six queens.
Bianca Del Rio
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So who's your favorite look?
Gary
Mo.
Bianca Del Rio
Girl. Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dawn. Easy. Don. When I say Don cleared these hordes. Dawn cleared. Ate these bitches alive. It went straight to her hips. Look at her.
Gary
It went straight to her hips in
Bianca Del Rio
the challenge and in this in the Runway. She really did a really good job. I thought her rapping was really, really, really. I mean, her verse is really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she did a great job. She looked really good. We get to the top two. The top two are Morgan, dawn, and Morgan McMichaels. And the moment they call Morgan and Dawn, I already know Dawn's lost lip sync. Morgan. Morgan can fucking perform like Morgan is a girl, y'.
Bianca Del Rio
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
A lot of girls say this. I can tell you for a fact. Morgan pays her bills on that stage. Yeah, Morgan, this bitch in her mid to late 40s is up there rolling
Gary
around, hitting the steps, hopping, beep bopping, boop doodly looping.
Bob the Drag Queen
She does this for real. Morgan McMichael has been doing this since dawn was in middle school.
Monet X Change
And after seeing two lip syncs with
Bianca Del Rio
dawn and considering her body one and everything from her original season, I don't think. And again, I've said this every Queen doesn't have to do everything. Jinx does not lip sync very well. I don't think lip syncing is Dawn's greatest strength.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, no shade to Dawn. The moment they announced that Dawn's in top two, I'm like, I know Morgan's gonna win this lip sync. And Morgan obviously wins.
Gary
I will say.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I just say, I'm kind of obsessed with this. I think I'm gonna start doing this. This thing. Nini Coco did it last season. Donj did during the lip sync, when you wear, like, A catsuit. And then you put a dress over the catsuit. I love that look. She's wearing that, like, cheetah print catsuit with a red dress on top. I love that look. I think I wanna start doing that.
Bianca Del Rio
It's very Richard Quinn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna look it up. Cause I like it. But yeah, I mean, they're doing the latoy Jackson song, obviously. I think that Don.
Bianca Del Rio
I don't know one latoy Jackson song. I couldn't. I didn't know that. Know that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't know a lot of latoy Jackson songs either.
Bianca Del Rio
A lot.
Monet X Change
I don't know any.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that being said, dawn did do a good job. I don't want to discredit dawn because dawn cleared in the challenge, but Morgan just ate her up for, in my
Bianca Del Rio
opinion, during the lip sync, Morgan's nipples were too low.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jimmy says, can I be honest? I thought Don Juan. That's crazy chat. Y' all cleared up. Jimmy, I feel like dawn was giving, like, it is like white girl trying to have fun at the party, which
Gary
is what she is.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's the white girl trying to have fun at the party. You know what I mean?
Bianca Del Rio
Dawn's not white.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch. Dawn is as white as the driven snow.
Bianca Del Rio
That's like everyone who thought Trixie was white. Trixie's not white.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is Dawn? Quickly.
Bianca Del Rio
She's also native.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, I want to be clear about something. Your phenotype is your race. Your ethnicity is a different story. We've had this conversation 19 times. And on top of that, Don is not native American.
Bianca Del Rio
So she is native.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dawn is native American.
Bianca Del Rio
Do you want. Do you want. Do you want to. Do you. I will bet you on this one. Do you want to bet?
Jacob
I'm not betting.
Bob the Drag Queen
You owe me money. Pay me my money.
Gary
Before we ever do another.
Bob the Drag Queen
Another thing that you're looking it up because you're lying. I've stopped looking up. I can tell you're lying. I hate people. Give me Google that. I know the fucking lie. I love getting people to Google, and I can't. I started clicking it and I stopped clicking, so you halfway got me. Anyway, your phenotype is your race. Don is white. Trixie is white. Trixie's white.
Monet X Change
But that's we to the whole rapper because I have met people who are.
Bianca Del Rio
Who phenotypically look black, aren't black.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're not. Your race is your phenotype. Race is based on phenotype.
Monet X Change
No, they look. They phenotypically they look black, but they don't have any black.
Bob the Drag Queen
The definition of race, race and social construct use a category of people into groups based on shared physical traits, physical skin color, facial features and hair texture, along with perceived ancestry or social factors.
Monet X Change
So we've talked about, and there's a doctor who talks about this on TikTok.
Bianca Del Rio
So it's not like a catch all be all.
Monet X Change
Just because you have three of the
Bianca Del Rio
four doesn't mean, okay, you're definitely this right?
Monet X Change
So let's say you have, you have, you have, you have the, you don't have the skin color, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well then where does that leave you? These people who are white, Every last four parents, grandparents, are all white and they have white skin. They just have black features, like in
Bianca Del Rio
terms of nose structure and lips, but they're not black.
Gary
Let me go lose some.
Bob the Drag Queen
13 said race doesn't exist. Anyway, thank you.
Bianca Del Rio
I mean fair. It was literally made up by white people to keep us to make slaves.
Bob the Drag Queen
That being said, right now dawn has three. Sorry, dawn has two points, Margaret B. Michaels has three points, and the other girls have one point each.
Bianca Del Rio
Or it's a giveaway. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which they must give away to somebody else.
Monet X Change
And we're going to discuss what happens
Bob the Drag Queen
to that over in our untucked, which is exclusively on our YouTube page. And again, if you want to watch with us live while Monet fucks her mouth with, I think it's toothpaste, aquaphor, then you can join our Patreon. I will see you over there, everyone.
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In this hilarious and no-holds-barred episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change (with frequent interjections from Bianca Del Rio, Gary, and Jacob) dive deep into the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11, recapping the episode “Tournament of All Stars.” With their signature chemistry, irreverent humor, and razor-sharp drag analysis, the duo reviews entrance looks, breakdowns of the competition format, challenge performances, runway critiques, and the dynamics between returning queens. Expect high-energy banter, reveals about the queens’ histories, plenty of fashion takes, and classic Sibling Rivalry shade.
“I feel like you have been away for a long time and you need to come home.” – Bob (03:00)
“If you come to the chat late, don’t be asking questions that we done already asked!... Class starts at the time we said.” – Monét (06:56)
“Some folks just aren’t competitive, they just like drag and Drag Race.” – Bob (08:51)
“You gotta really fight for these spaces. There’s less chances. I prefer that, to be honest.” – Bob (09:35)
“We have to dance in public, actually on international television!” – Bob (21:31)
“Putting a lyric in about high heel shoes when you’re literally wearing flats is crazy.” – Monét (24:44)
“Dawn did a really good job. She looks amazing. I love this.” – Bob (27:23)
“I like the verse, though. I actually think it is a very well written verse. I don’t think she performed it well.” – Bob (34:07)
“This outfit was store bought. So I’m like, what are y’all writing that y’all ain’t doing?” – Bob (38:12)
“I actually like hers more than Latoya’s, tbh.” – Bob (41:12)
“So grateful to a skinny bitch who’s not afraid to put on a motherfucking pad… Everything about this look is fantastic.” – Bob (43:03)
“This is a oogly outfit. It is not pretty. Why are you wearing opaque black tights?” – Bob (45:02)
“You can tell she’s wearing this, she does not look happy to wear this.” – Bianca (46:38)
“Girl, look at how orange you fucking look.” – Monét (48:19)
“Dawn is as white as the driven snow.” – Bob (54:45)
“Trixie is not white.” – Bianca (54:48)
“Your phenotype is your race. Your ethnicity is a different story.” – Bob (54:53)
“Morgan pays her bills on that stage. This bitch in her mid to late 40s is up there rolling around, hitting the steps, hopping, beep bopping, boop doodly looping.” – Bob (52:49)
Bob and Monét serve an episode packed with humor, skepticism, and real drag industry insight. They don’t shy from shade or deep dives into drag philosophy (see: “phenotype is your race”), and keep things lively with tangents, chat callouts, and fierce fashion critiques.
Most memorable queen of the episode:
Dawn, for both runway and challenge performance.
Funniest recurring subject:
Bob and Monét losing it over queens claiming to wear heels in their lyrics but performing in flats, plus endlessly making each other (and chat) defend their references and opinions.
Catch-up for next episode:
Lip sync outcomes, points allocation, and more All Stars drama—full recaps continue over on their YouTube “Untucked.”