Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E5 "How-To Videos"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E5 "How-To Videos"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Episode: Sibling Watchery – All Stars S11 E5 "How-To Videos"
Date: June 3, 2026

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Episode Overview

Bob and Monét dive into the fifth episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11, recapping the second bracket’s “How-To Videos” challenge. As always, their signature blend of comedic banter, honest critiques, and deep Drag Race knowledge bring both clarity and humor to an episode packed with alliances, runway looks, and viral video attempts.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. General Banter and Catch-Up

• Quick check-in about recent events, award shows, and celebrity encounters, establishing the show's playful tone.
• A hilarious tangent about the "artwork bidding war" (07:12) shows their competitive friendship.
• Brief jabs about accents, origins (Caribbean/New York), and cultural quirks (coffee/“cawfee”) (06:00).

Monét: “You definitely are part of the drag 1%.” (04:41)

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2. Alliances, Voting, and Game Strategies

• Dissection of how votes are given among contestants, focusing on Selena, April, Silky, and Vivacious.
• Bob & Monét debate the merits of secret voting vs. public voting for drama and strategy (10:22).

Bob: “I think they need to do them how, back when they would go into the room and vote private...” (10:59)

• Observations about alliances (Tres Leches, PECP) and the hesitancy of queens like Crystal to fully commit (25:08).

Monét: “Crystal just needs to say with her chest—‘I’m not interested.’” (25:25)

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3. How-To Video Challenge: Preparation and Execution

• Queens are tasked with creating “How-To Videos” in drag, with RuPaul emphasizing creativity and humor.
• Bob and Monét break down each queen’s approach:
  • Selena’s preparedness and puppet usage stood out.
  • Silky’s long-winded confidence is discussed, with the famed “confidence of a mediocre white man” analogy sparking playful debate (13:14).
  • Aura’s zombie apocalypse theme: discussed as a strong concept but poorly executed.
  • Crystal’s meth head persona gotten mixed reviews; some see greatness, others confusion.

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4. Tangents & Memorable Moments

• A classic Sibling Rivalry debate on toilet paper usage ("three squares" vs “more”) turns into a full-on demonstration and joke-off (18:00).
• Discussion of food cultures, seasoning, and the infamous “washing chicken with soap” debate (22:10).

Bob: “I find it weird that Silky was saying she washed her chicken with soap. That’s crazy.” (22:13)

• A digression into grocery stores during COVID highlights societal panic and humor in disaster (17:27).
• Memorable moment: Bob tries to claim knowing the difference between “brought” and “bought,” sparking further teasing (61:28).

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5. Detailed Critiques: Videos and Runway Looks

April Carrion

• Video: Mixed; Monét enjoys her voice acting; Bob finds it unfunny, but both agree the pan not sizzling was noticeably fake (32:02).
• Look: Universally praised for its stunning construction and wig work (34:15).

Ora Mayori

• Video: Both like the zombie concept but feel execution lacks comedy (35:16).
• Look: No standout comments.

Crystal Methyd

• Video: Debate over her “Cooking with Crystal” motif — Monét wishes it were more central/explicit, Bob thinks the visual gags (cherry as a baby) hit (45:00).
• Look: Described as “camp”; Bob enjoys it, Monét thinks it’s confusing (“Is she a chicken? A turkey?”) (47:55).

Selena S. Titties

• Video: Praised as one of the best; puppet work and preparedness highlighted (49:40).
• Look: Gorgeous; some critiques on the boots and makeup but overall strong (51:02).

Silky Nutmeg Ganache

• Video: Controversial — Bob finds it hilarious and fitting (“best one”), Monét feels it’s “hacky” and relies too much on fat jokes (52:24).
  • Notable moment: Debate about the line between self-referential humor and tired tropes (54:00).
• Look: “Mudonna” (Madonna-cow hybrid) gets high marks for creativity, though Bob wishes the cones were even “cornier” (56:46).

Vivacious

• Video: Universally panned as “crickety, tickety, snickety, crazy” and lacking energy or humor (57:46).
• Look: Critiqued harshly for bad wig and odd garment choices (58:30).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Bob on Silky’s Confidence (13:14)

Bob: “Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

On the Importance of Private Voting (10:59)

Bob: “I think they need to do them how, back when they would go into the room and vote private…”

Toilet Paper Discussion (18:04)

Bob: “At the most, I’m using six squares per poop. That’s wild.”

Food & Chicken Washing Debate (22:13)

Bob: “I find it weird that Silky was saying she washed her chicken with soap. That’s crazy.”

On April’s Voice-Over (32:02)

Monét: “First of all, I loved her voice in it, the way she did aquiration of her voice. And I thought her video was funny.”

On Vivacious’s Look (58:30)

Monét: “Her look with that wig was crazy. The lace on the wig was insane.”

Crystal’s Cherry Baby Gag (45:00)

Bob: “I like the cherry being a baby—it was the cherry on top.”

Silky's Lip Sync Reveal (62:51)

Bob: “Like, pulling the—when I tell you I rewound, and I could not see where they were hiding.”

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Important Timestamps

• 03:16 – Episode begins, banter about award shows and artwork bidding war.
• 08:03 – The artist support bidding saga.
• 10:59 – Discussion of voting strategy and how secret ballots create more drama.
• 13:14 – The “mediocre white man” confidence debate begins.
• 17:27 – Survival, scarcity, and pandemic panic stories.
• 18:04 – Hilarious toilet paper usage debate.
• 22:13 – Washing chicken “with soap” discussion.
• 25:08 – Alliance formation and Crystal’s non-committal strategy.
• 32:02 – April’s runway and how-to video critique.
• 35:16 – Ora Mayori’s zombie apocalypse video discussed.
• 45:00 – Crystal’s “Cooking with Crystal” branding debate and cherry baby gag.
• 49:40 – Selena S. Titties’s winning puppet video celebrated.
• 51:02 – Selena’s runway look—strong except for boots and eye makeup.
• 52:24 – Silky’s cake tutorial divides the hosts.
• 56:46 – “Mudonna”—Silky’s creative runway look.
• 57:46 – Vivacious’s lackluster video and problematic look.
• 62:51 – Silky’s lip sync flag gag; praise for her ingenuity.

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Endgame: Predictions and Next Week

• Bracket Standings:
  • Crystal leads and merges (67:05)
  • Silky narrowly trailing (67:15)
  • Bob and Monét predict Crystal and possibly Selena will pull through, with Silky having an uphill climb in the upcoming makeover episode (68:45)

Bob: “I think it’s going to be Crystal and either Silky or, I think, Selena might pull it out.” (68:45)

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Final Remarks

The episode wraps as Bob and Monét prepare to jump to “Untucked,” promising more drama, tea, and detailed fashion critiques. This episode of Sibling Watchery shines through sharp wit, genuine Drag Race fandom, and a chemistry that turns even the most trivial tangent into must-listen content.

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For Drag Race fans seeking honest analysis and lots of laughs, this episode distills the essential opinions and most entertaining moments—whether or not you watched the actual show.

Transcript

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[Carson]

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[Carson]

Hello everyone, and welcome back to sibling watchery.

[Bob]

We were Grizzlypaw's Drag Race Season All Stars Season 11 Episode 5 Cinco this is the second episode of this Bracket, Bracket 2. And first of all, how you doing? Do we check in? Do we not check in? We don't check in on each other.

[Carson]

You already started to last night.

[Bob]

You went to the last cocheresas awards. Did you win anything?

[Carson]

I wasn't nominated for anything. It's the last culture. Risa awards is such a. I had one of the best times I ever had at an award show.

[Bob]

Oh, nice.

[Carson]

It's all just.

[Bob]

They're like goofy awards, right?

[Carson]

Very goofy, very silly. Like people winning. Like it was so much fun. I met so many celeb friends, new and old and. And it was just a really.

[Bob]

Some of the old ones, like they're old people.

[Carson]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob]

So no old people were there?

[Carson]

Not that. Not that I said hi to.

[Bob]

Oh, damn.

[Carson]

I don't talk to anyone above the age of 57.

[Bob]

That's an interesting cutoff. Does it go up with you? So next year will it be 58?

[Carson]

Correct. Wow, you're so smart. You're such a smart guy.

[Bob]

I don't know if it was 57

[Carson]

was like, you're so Bob. Before we started, Bob was talking about that he bought this at the idle auction. For how much?

[Bob]

It was either three or six hundred dollars. It was a long time ago.

[Carson]

Must be nice to not know if it was three or six hundred dollars. I bet if we bought something for three or six hundred dollars, we would know. But this rich bitch, the 1% eat her ass. It's like whatever.

[Bob]

I'm sure they have the 1%.

[Carson]

You definitely are part of the drag. 1%.

[Bob]

The drag.

[Carson]

1%.

[Bob]

But I got it at Latoria.

[Carson]

Ella, Ella, wait. Was she auctioning prizes off or.

[Bob]

You want how she auctioned off this piece? Selena Stis.

[Carson]

It's heavy.

[Bob]

It's. I think it's full of beans or sand or.

[Carson]

Or beads or. And she. She knitted this herself?

[Bob]

Yeah, she knitted it.

[Carson]

Yeah, I have.

[Bob]

And I'm the first one to buy one from her.

[Carson]

I have one of her STDs. I want it though.

[Bob]

Oh, works.

[Carson]

It's like. It's like a pink heart shaped with like nipples at the top of it. It's pretty cool.

[Bob]

She said I was the first one to buy one of her things off of her.

[Carson]

You know what I wanted her to do?

[Bob]

What?

[Carson]

She made those dick molds. And I was like, Selena, this is. People will pay a lot of money for this. And she still had to listen to me. It's a brilliant idea. You and I know a lot of faggots who would want to have these. Have you seen this?

[Bob]

She does, but you better watch out. Cause Dick's. The store might sew her.

[Carson]

She does these moles.

[Bob]

She gon join Pat. Patty. Patty.

[Carson]

She does these moles of gray sweatpants with dick prints in them and they look really cool.

[Bob]

I have a hat.

[Carson]

Oh, the hat. No, she does like these hanging molds that are like life size. It looks really cool. And do you remember when you made me so Bob and I do you.

[Bob]

What are you talking about?

[Carson]

So Bob and I did.

[Bob]

I don't know why I say talking

[Carson]

with a New York accent.

[Bob]

It's so weird.

[Carson]

Because you want to beat me so bad. It's so bad.

[Bob]

I have a New York accent.

[Carson]

You literally said you have a Caribbean accent. You say I have one that you

[Bob]

see you have a Caribbean accent.

[Carson]

No, but you said on this podcast I have a New York accent. So which one is it?

[Bob]

If I said that, I redact it

[Carson]

whenever it's convenient for you.

[Bob]

What do you call that dark brown stuff you drink for energy in the morning?

[Carson]

Coffee. Okay, I don't say coffee. Although I just.

[Bob]

No, that is a New York accent. Coffee is a New York accent.

[Carson]

I interviewed Sarah Sherman, obsessed.

[Bob]

Who's Sarah Sherman?

[Carson]

Snl. Really kooky. Her comedy's very grotesque. Gory, very blue comedy. Her special opens up with a whole thing about diarrhea. Oh, Jesus. Anyway, so, anyway, so we did a show in Rhode island for the little roadie festival. Is this ringing any bells?

[Bob]

How did I make you. I did not make you buy that.

[Carson]

So we do this show, y'.

[Bob]

All.

[Carson]

This amazing fine artist, he sketched us while we were doing the show, and he did this beautiful illustration of us.

[Bob]

That was really cute.

[Carson]

It was beautiful. So we get to this after party, and I see him, and I was like, oh, my God. Can I buy this from you? He's like, yeah, just. I was like, how much? He's like, whatever you want to pay. I was like, no, tell me how much. He's like, whatever you want to pay. This is mine. So here comes fucking.

[Bob]

And I said, I want it.

[Carson]

But you didn't want it.

[Bob]

I did want it. I said, I want this. Instead of. Bob is like, by the way, I'm supporting a local artist. I was supporting him, too, and I supported him. Continue your story. Honestly, I ate with this.

[Carson]

So then I was like. I was like, bob, no, you don't want it. He's like, but, yes, I do. And then Bob gets into me. A bidding war for this guy's thing. And Bob was like, you know what? How about both of us venmo him an amount? Whoever has the.

[Bob]

Whoever venmo you, we won't say anything. We're both gonna venmo you. Whoever venmos you the most, you will hand that person the drawing. So we both venmoed him. I did 250, and I venmoed him $300. And then he handed me the drawing. And then I graciously handed it to you. And we gave that man. We gave an artist in Rhode island who showed up to do our to show draws. We gave. Don't make me do math.

[Carson]

550.

[Bob]

We gave that man $550. You should be happy that we gave that man money.

[Carson]

That's 550 more than you, little AI artist.

[Bob]

Okay. Abby Lee Miller, child abuser interviewer. Child abuse interviewer.

[Carson]

I had to. I had to. Okay, this is not sibling rivalry. This is sibling watchery. We gotta get into the.

[Bob]

All right, so we are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. Eleven episodes. Five. And at the top of the episode, first of all, I am screaming that Selena is saying we struggled singing while pointing directly at April.

[Carson]

I mean, but she. Did she lie. She's Selena.

[Bob]

She was like, we struggled singing.

[Carson]

Selena's coming from the Bob the Drag Queen school of not mincing words. She was like, bitch you. She's like. She's like, you're bad. And she basically said it was your fault. I mean, and she looks visually upset. So Selena is visually annoyed that she did not win the challenge.

[Bob]

Yeah. I don't think Selena's gonna merge, and I think she's very. I don't think Selena's gonna merge. She got one episode. You think Selena's gonna get more than five points in this next episode?

[Carson]

Here's the thing. If this Tres Leches alliance comes through for her, let's say she wins it. She does a lip sync.

[Bob]

And the PECP alliance, too, because she's getting.

[Carson]

She's gonna get a star at the top of next week's episode. I'm praying. So that's gonna give her to two. So she wins the next episode and the lip sync. That's five.

[Bob]

And she can get one star.

[Carson]

At least one star.

[Bob]

But someone else is gonna win too. So that would mean that either either Silky needs to win or Silky or Crystal would have to not win.

[Carson]

Yeah. And we're going to talk about that because, anyway, we'll get there.

[Bob]

So Selena is expecting April's vote now. The votes go. April gives Selena her vote, she says, because they work together and she was nice about her voice and. And. And kind of because of the alliance. Selena gave her vote to April because the LA sisters and they have the alliance.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Vivaciously gave her vote to Silky because she said, you're a relentless lady, and I want to see you go forward. And then Suki gave her.

[Carson]

You got to do it in the accent.

[Bob]

Oh. Suki gave. Vivaciously gave Silky a voice because you're a relentless lady, and I want to see you go. And then Silky gave her vote to Vivacious because what you produce had great energy.

[Carson]

I mean, we talked about. I don't remember. We do. Are we aligned that Vivacious and Silky should have won?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Um, I mean, those points went as expected. I. I feel like the first one, everyone's going to be. Everyone's going to get one point.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

On the first. On the first day.

[Carson]

We're doing it as teams. Can we stop doing them as teams? I feel like we'll get more cutthroat in the. For the first one if they're not as teams, because I think everyone feels in teams. Yeah. Cause they were all. If they weren't as teams, I think the girls would be playing more strategically, but to try to save face and Be, you know, to keep things cop, as we say in Brooklyn. Copacetic. I know it's copacetic. I didn't say anything. But act like you don't make fun of how I say things all the time.

[Bob]

Bobby, I would never do that.

[Carson]

This is what you've done to me.

[Bob]

I would never do that to you.

[Carson]

So I think they need to not do this. Teens. There were teens last bracket. This bracket. I'm like, okay, kumbaya.

[Bob]

I think they need to do them. How? Back when they would go into the room and vote private. Like when she said, that's why Derek don't like you.

[Carson]

I agree.

[Bob]

And we get more moments like that. I mean, they do it once on the stage. We have to do it in front of everyone.

[Carson]

No, but it should be all, all the time. Because girls did.

[Bob]

Or at least do it in private. So you don't know who's voted for who. And the last night you have to say out loud who you voted for the last episode.

[Carson]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob]

So the next day, Sookie, they all walk in the room and Sookie points out that she is one point behind aura, which is funny, cuz almost everyone's one point behind. She's like. And I'm just one point behind aura. So is Vivacious. So is Selena. So is April. But sure, Jan, you're one point behind aura.

[Carson]

This silky. Watch out. Jake's gonna be trig. This silky Rokrum attire is wild. These wigs are crazy.

[Bob]

Well, they're both in these plaid like they own traders. They got their kilt plaid skirts on.

[Carson]

No, no, no. This is before that. Silky has the short shorts on. She has the red, pink green wig.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. That was the next day they came in. Well, Silky. And Crystal. Crystal's in full on flower fetish gear.

[Carson]

Can we talk about her confessional look? It's too much.

[Bob]

I'm into it.

[Carson]

Everyone just has a little. Crystal has on a fascinator with a feather.

[Bob]

It's Laganja.

[Carson]

It's too much.

[Bob]

It's Laganja with a no smoking hat on her head.

[Carson]

Do y' all know that? But that was really cute. Do y' all know that when you put these, that means every morning she comes in with what she's gonna wear in the episode. And she's also going to the confessional thing and putting on this whole outfit every morning. That's too much work.

[Bob]

They should go back to the way

[Carson]

we used to do weekends.

[Bob]

One day. We only have one day a week off, though.

[Carson]

But then one day's so long, though, because you have to do the.

[Bob]

You have to. They have to journal. So where y' all would go? We get pulled aside. They would everyone go journal. If something. If something big happened, a producer would like, journal about it.

[Carson]

Oh, get your.

[Bob]

They would give you a composition open like, journal, journal, journal. So they can. You don't have to actually remember it. And then you just read your journal.

[Carson]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Bob]

Ruto's the girl. Rutel's the girl. They're going to make how to videos. They're going to write, produce, and. And create and perform how to videos. And then Ru calls out Silky for being long winded.

[Carson]

I mean, she is. Silky definitely has a lot to say about herself. She has a lot of thoughts about the world. And you know what? I admire Silky's confidence. Silky has a confidence that I need to find in myself.

[Bob]

Confidence of a mediocre white man.

[Carson]

Damn. Don't you know they already said that is the confidence.

[Bob]

That's like a thing. The confidence of a mediocre white man.

[Carson]

Oh, I didn't know that was a thing.

[Bob]

What do you think I was saying?

[Carson]

I thought you're saying that. I thought you're saying that Silky just has a confidence of.

[Bob]

She does. Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man. I don't understand what I'm saying. That's wrong about that.

[Carson]

Are you saying that Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Bob]

Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man.

[Carson]

That sounds mean.

[Bob]

Well, well, break it down. What do you think I'm saying?

[Carson]

Obviously, a mediocre white man is someone. The confidence they have and the space they take up in the world, they think they can do anything, even though they can't, because they're really mediocre and they're bad.

[Bob]

So it's not about. So what I'm positing isn't about the actual talent you have, it's about the confidence have. So she has the confidence of a mediocre white man. I didn't say she has the talents of a mediocre white man.

[Carson]

Mediocre is not. Mediocre is a. Is a pejorative.

[Bob]

Yes, it's about the white men. I'm saying Silky's confidence level is that of a mediocre white man. I'm not saying Silky's talent is that of a mediocre white man. She has the confidence of a mediocre. Mediocre white men have a lot of confidence. They don't care if they're good. They don't care if they're bad. They just have confidence.

[Carson]

She's not biracial. She's black.

[Bob]

Anyway, Aura loves zombies.

[Carson]

Okay.

[Bob]

Do you. How has the zombie apocalypse started?

[Carson]

Ooh, I definitely think it's gonna come. It's gonna. I think there's a lot of truths in the I am legend story. It's gonna be something from. I mean, I'm not. I'm fully vaccinated. I'm not a. I'm not a vaccination group.

[Bob]

You think anti vaxxers are gonna start it?

[Carson]

I think anti vaxx is gonna start it. They're not gonna do the thing. And. Or maybe the people who take the vaccine. The vaccination.

[Bob]

The vaxes.

[Carson]

The vaxes. We're gonna get mutated. How do you think it starts?

[Bob]

I think it starts with. I think it's lab grown. I think it's a.

[Carson]

On purpose?

[Bob]

Yeah. I think it's a bio war. Chem war.

[Carson]

A chem.

[Bob]

Yeah, A chemical war. Like a bio. Like a biological war. Bio war. Like a biohazard war.

[Carson]

Biochemical warfare.

[Bob]

Biochemical warfare. Yes.

[Carson]

That's what I'm talking

[Bob]

nosebleed. It is a biochemical warfare is what I think I'm saying. And I think it's unleashing and then it can't be contained.

[Carson]

I went to Djuann and I went to the Survivor season 50 finale taping which all the way shouts out to Tiffany Irvin. Tiffany Irvin, you are securing yourself as one of the goats in Survivor. The way I say, who the f is Tiffany Irvin? She's this black woman. She got to the finale of season

[Bob]

15 because she beat Ceri.

[Carson]

She's on her way to becoming cerise status.

[Bob]

Could she be Boston Romney?

[Carson]

I think so.

[Bob]

Tiffany, Boston Robinson real in the same

[Carson]

season who's of straight as a Survivor Survivor.

[Bob]

Who's coming on top?

[Carson]

I think Cerie. I think at this point, Cerie is one of the most beloved survivor players ever. She surpassed everyone. It's because she always makes it right to the end. But they will never bring her to the end because they know that she's a shoo in to win.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Carson]

So she will never win Survivor cause

[Bob]

they're afraid of her. She's a front runner.

[Carson]

If serie gets to the front, there's no way she doesn't win anyway. So shout out to Tiffany. So we went to the survivor taping and it was at the Paramount lots and we're doing this thing and we were sitting recording for like an hour. No Water. No food. They finally let everyone out to get some food and water, at least for 500 people. I was like, this is what the end times are going to be. The way people were trying to grab bags of chips and water, it was like, close your eyes, exhale, Feel your

[Bob]

body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh. They're so fast.

[Bob]

And breathe.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Carson]

1-800-contacts. Like, it was like we hadn't been fed for years. I was like, this is great. I was like, this feels like the. This is the Hunger Games. It was kind of crazy to watch.

[Bob]

This is a. You think the end times will be like a. Like a survivor experience?

[Carson]

I mean, close to.

[Bob]

I think. I think Covid at the grocery store fighting for toilet paper is closer.

[Carson]

I never fought for toilet paper. Did you fight for toilet paper?

[Bob]

No, we had toilet paper.

[Carson]

I'm just saying, like. Like, that's. That was another thing. I was like, why is.

[Bob]

How is.

[Carson]

Everyone just randomly ran out of toilet paper right now?

[Bob]

I also don't. I also don't use that much, so Jamaicans. Wait, no, no.

[Carson]

What do you mean use that much?

[Bob]

I don't. I use a very small amount of toilet paper.

[Carson]

What's. How many?

[Bob]

How many?

[Carson]

How many?

[Bob]

Three squares.

[Carson]

Three squares per wipe or three squares for the entire experience.

[Bob]

Three squares. Sometimes. Sometimes I'll use six, but I use three squares. I fold them into a perfect square. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold. I get three wipes out of. I get three wipes out of three squares.

[Carson]

So just use one square.

[Bob]

No, one square. My hand will rip through. Have you lost your mind? So this is the process I get exact. This is. I feel like I'm pooping. I get three scraps. I fold them like this, and then I wipe. Fold, wipe. You are on.

[Carson]

There's no surface area.

[Bob]

Wipe, flush.

[Carson]

You got shit on that last one.

[Bob]

No, Bob, my butthole's not gaping. I'm not. Maybe your whole fist is in there, but my shit is tight and right.

[Carson]

This is enough surface area.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yes.

[Carson]

To get any feces out of your behind.

[Bob]

And by the last wipe, I'm. Usually. There's nothing on there.

[Carson]

That's insane.

[Bob]

And sometime, if There is. I'll go back and do it one more time. So at the most, I'm using. At the most, I'm using six squares per poop. That's wild.

[Carson]

What are you doing?

[Bob]

I get four. Okay, so how many times you went back on four?

[Carson]

I fold it one, two.

[Bob]

We gotta move on. I want to hear this answer, though.

[Carson]

Fold it again. And then I get second. Two out of four.

[Bob]

So you only need four?

[Carson]

No, but sometimes I definitely have to go.

[Bob]

So you're using eight. You hate trees. You hate trees.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob]

We've been having so much fun partnering with Airbnb. And honestly, it makes sense because we're always traveling, shows, gigs, filming. We're never in one place for long. And that's why Airbnb, it just works. You get more space, a kitchen, a living room. It actually feels like you can live here, not just lay your head down and sleep here.

[Carson]

I stayed in this spot in Austin that had a full dining table and cozy living room, y'.

[Bob]

All.

[Carson]

It completely changed the vibe, girl. I could actually relax before the show and chill and luxuriate in my lovely Airbnb accommodation. Because Airbnb has millions of unique places to stay all over the world, so you can always find something that fits your vibe. When I went to London, when I went to Mexico, when I went to Australia.

[Bob]

Australia. Was there a kangaroo in your yard?

[Carson]

A girl. Three.

[Bob]

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[Bob]

Okay. Jamaicans use garlic and everything.

[Carson]

Do St. Lucian's no, we don't use garlic and everything, but we do season everything and the whole. Y', all, you're so unique, you know, that's all.

[Bob]

You season your food.

[Carson]

I mean, I don't know about y'. All. Y'. All. Y' all black American.

[Bob]

You don't know about African American food. You don't know about African American food.

[Carson]

I want y' all black American.

[Bob]

You don't want to be one of those.

[Carson]

I'm kidding, bitch. I'm kidding.

[Bob]

Clip it. Clip it.

[Carson]

First of all, if it gets clipped, you're going down, too.

[Bob]

How?

[Carson]

It's happened to me. It's happened to you.

[Bob]

I'm not going to.

[Carson]

It don't happen again.

[Bob]

Anyway.

[Carson]

Washing chicken. Do you wash your chicken?

[Bob]

First of all, I don't cook, but I run it underwater. But I find it weird that Silky was saying she washed her chicken with soap. That's crazy.

[Carson]

That's correct. That's crazy.

[Bob]

You cannot wash your. I mean, I don't wash. I don't cook. But what Vivacious said sounds right.

[Carson]

Vinegar. You put the same parts water and vinegar or same parts water or just lemon juice.

[Bob]

I also, I also think just washing your chicken with water will probably do a good job. Washing your chicken with soap is crazy.

[Carson]

And this bitch.

[Bob]

She didn't say she did. She said she asked. Well, no, what happened was Lil Mama said, but you don't use soap, right? And then Suki goes, I'm not eating at your house.

[Carson]

No, no, no. I think Silky was.

[Bob]

Selena said, you don't wash it with soap, Right? And then, then Silky said, I'm not eating at your house.

[Carson]

Because I think she was shocked by that. That. That. That would even be a thought of hers. Silky does. There's no way. Silky. Silky's from the South. She's not watching with so much.

[Bob]

I saw folks online who watch it with bleach.

[Carson]

That's cool. I mean, people are injecting bleach to cure themselves of a ivermectum or whatever

[Bob]

the fuck Aura is. Now. Aura's trying to get the PECP alliance going with Selene. She trying to re up the PECP alliance, which is. I don't think it's gonna. Also, is Vivacious a Trekkie.

[Carson]

Why would she say.

[Bob]

She goes I am pot. Who? What is it? I am pot Klingon and very secretive or something.

[Carson]

Did I miss that? I did not hear this at all.

[Bob]

I remember being like, is vivacious a Trekkie?

[Carson]

She's old enough to be.

[Bob]

MLK was a Trekkie.

[Carson]

Was he really? No. Okay. Isn't Star Trek like some allegory for Christianity?

[Bob]

I've never seen Star Trek.

[Carson]

Same. I just. I thought I heard.

[Bob]

I might watch Whoopi.

[Ryan Reynolds]

See. So just to confirm, Silky didn't say she washes with soap.

[Carson]

No.

[Bob]

I'm going to repeat what I. What I would. I've said this three times already. All right.

[Carson]

You got to say that three times.

[Bob]

But you don't use soap, Right? And then Silky said, I'm not eating at your house.

[Carson]

Yeah. And again, I don't think.

[Bob]

I never said Silky said she washed with soap.

[Carson]

Silky. First of all, the Reverend Dr. Silky Ganache has. No way she washes chicken with soap.

[Bob]

She has a Master Night PhD.

[Carson]

Should I call. Should we call her? If you want to. I don't think I have a number.

[Bob]

I'll keep moving. Wait, while she. While she doesn't answer your call. So I don't have her number. First of all, Rue calls Selena and April both daddies. I'm sorry. Maybe. Maybe Selena, April. If Crystal wasn't there, Apryl would be the most womanly person in the room.

[Carson]

No, only in drag, though. Out of drag. April is not good. She's not for super femme.

[Bob]

I'm saying Crystal is basically a woman at this point. But if that was not, Apryl would be the most feminine. No, Silky.

[Carson]

No Silky girl. She's literally in wigs. Which wigs don't make you a woman. But I'm just saying. Damn, Nate, that's a big banana. Sorry.

[Bob]

He just pulled his banana.

[Carson]

It's like of 12 inch bananas. Jesus Christ.

[Bob]

I just want to point out to you that RuPaul said. Jay, I know you're in the comments. RuPaul said that she goes silky, you do it all. You sing, you dance, you cook. So she's got one fan, Jay. To fan.

[Carson]

I also think Selena again, you said you talked about. Selena's trying to get this tristrac thing with Crystal. And Crystal is still fence riding this trace of lines. Crystal just needs to stay with her chest. I'm not interested in.

[Bob]

Well, they will never get a point out of Crystal. They might get one next week. But obviously being in an alliance with a front runner is not going to help you. You need to be in alliance with the weakest Players to get past. Exactly.

[Carson]

But I'm saying Crystal should just be like, I'm not interested, girl. But she's actually like, I don't know, maybe we can. Maybe we can bake a cake together.

[Bob]

I don't think Crystal is confrontational.

[Carson]

Confrontational.

[Bob]

She's not like, what about Crystal gives a. Confrontational.

[Carson]

I mean, Aura's trying to play a really earnest game. She's like, I want to, like. I want to, like, align myself with the people who I think will have my back. And I just. I want to give points to the thing, to who's ever done the best in a challenge. Blah, blah, blah, blah. But oris she also kind of fence riding a little bit? Because she's not really, like, hankering. Like, she's not really trying to make an alliance, but she wants an alliance.

[Bob]

Well, she doesn't trust Selena.

[Carson]

Right.

[Bob]

Because Selena keeps talking to the tres leches.

[Carson]

Well, every time Selena talks to someone, always, like, across the room, like, I see Selena talking to the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

To the.

[Carson]

To the cameraman, and she like. I'm like, girl, she can talk to other people. Yes.

[Bob]

So they start filming. I mean, not about.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Not.

[Bob]

Not a lot happening in the filming. Crystal knows exactly what she wants. I think Aura seems really happy, what she's doing. Silky. I took that. Silky said she was triggered by the pit crew guy who was paying her dust because that's how her ex treated her.

[Carson]

What, you had an ex that didn't page you?

[Bob]

Like, I think she dated a guy who wasn't really into her. I mean, she was pretty open about it about this episode. About how she dated a guy who just wasn't really into her.

[Carson]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

[Bob]

She was like this. This. This. This pick you guys. Not really into me, and I'm kind of triggered. That's how my ex was.

[Carson]

I'm like, I guess I don't identify with that because half of my attraction is knowing that the person's into me. So if. If I'm not getting. You're into me, I'm not even. We're not getting. You know what I'm saying? Like, how do you even get there if someone's not into you?

[Bob]

Maybe he was at one point. Maybe the thrill was gone.

[Carson]

Right.

[Bob]

As B.B. king would say.

[Carson]

You know what I mean? Is that a B.B. king song?

[Bob]

That's B.B. king's biggest song.

[Carson]

The Thrill is Gone.

[Bob]

That. If you only know one B.B.

[Carson]

king song, I don't know any.

[Bob]

So that's the one. The thrill is gone away.

[Carson]

Come on, Riff.

[Bob]

The thrill is gone.

[Carson]

I read his book. You read it in high school? Why? I like B.B.

[Bob]

king.

[Carson]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

Well, I like this book anyway.

[Carson]

Got it.

[Bob]

I also thought I was gonna be

[Carson]

a blues musician in high school. Did you play any instruments?

[Bob]

Guitar. Let's make guitars.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So we're on set filming our videos

[Bob]

and Selena make guitars?

[Carson]

Actually. Yeah. Yeah. There isn't a whole bunch going on here. Like, normally when you have this montage of the girls doing making the thing, the show puts in a lot of, like, they kind of give you an edit of how to feel about it. But I feel they're being pretty neutral.

[Bob]

Except I think when I saw Selena looks the most prepared, but she brought

[Carson]

a whole puppet in for this challenge,

[Bob]

a green screen costume, everything.

[Carson]

Yeah, she, like. She really prepped for this. People in the comments saying that we were wrong because. Wrong about what? About how the girls didn't get prepped for the music and dancing challenge with Morgan and them. I'm like, y', all, they literally bought. So how the fuck did Megami give Dawn lyrics? She texted her the day of. No, they came in. They had a prompt for beforehand, like, use your fucking brain. It wasn't Patreon. It was on a regular YouTube. So it was just some fucking asshole out there. But I'm like, girl. So you think. So you think they got the challenge on Drag Race and Morgan texted her

[Bob]

rapper, rapper, friend from LA and be

[Carson]

like, send me a verse. No, they obviously came in with it. Hello.

[Bob]

Anyway, I think we're doing a song called I Do Drag.

[Carson]

Ooh, sounds cute.

[Bob]

I do drag.

[Carson]

Can I be on it?

[Bob]

Do it.

[Carson]

Please do. See, that's shady. So you don't want me to do that.

[Bob]

I said, please do.

[Carson]

But we saw what you meant.

[Bob]

I said, please.

[Carson]

I'm gonna be in your fucking song.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Anyway.

[Bob]

Anyway, Silky. So when they're doing their makeup, Silky's feeling really good about her video. And after watching it, it was the best one of the week. But we'll get there.

[Carson]

Or.

[Bob]

I noticed that Selena's chatting with other girls.

[Carson]

Wait, India. I'm very attracted to Bob's feet. Just an unfortunate angle right now.

[Bob]

Your foot does.

[Carson]

Because your foot is bigger than my body.

[Bob]

No, it's a big shoe. It's a big shoe in a normal

[Carson]

size shoe, and it's so big. What's that line from your song? With a size 7 foot, and it

[Bob]

came on size 15 foot with a size 10 shoe. Yeah, but. And then. So then aura now. So now that aura sees that Selena is playing the field she goes to play the field with Vivacious, but I don't think Vivacious.

[Carson]

If Vivacious is like, huh. She's like. She like. She wants aura. Aura says she like my mind, but she likes my. Whatever she said.

[Bob]

What is that accent?

[Carson]

I don't know.

[Bob]

You should be able to do a career accent better than anybody.

[Carson]

It's not. But it's not just a career. It's like a affected thing. Vivace is not. She's not.

[Bob]

Well, a lot of Jamaicans, their voice is like, up here.

[Carson]

No, they're not.

[Shannon Maldonado]

No.

[Bob]

A lot of them sound froggy.

[Carson]

Like who? Like jaggy. Yes, but those are.

[Bob]

Yeah, thank you for pointing it out. We're gonna give it to our girls. Five million fourteen naughty shorties.

[Carson]

Sean and Paul, you know three Jamaicans. That's Sean, Paul.

[Bob]

Uh huh. Shaggy and who? Vivacious and Shaquita.

[Carson]

Shaquita does not talk like that.

[Bob]

Shaquita. She has no.

[Carson]

She's more of an operatic, like transatlantic type of thing.

[Bob]

She's posh, but it is, you know what a lot of Jamaicans, out of

[Carson]

the 10 million Jamaicans in the world, you know, four of them, that's a

[Bob]

lot of them have this affectation to a voice. Well, they sound froggy. Comments? Please comment below. Monat knows it's true. Anyway, so on the main stage, first of all, do you have a favorite line from Showgirls?

[Carson]

Oh my God. Gina Gershon. Sorry, Yes. I told you. That's a few weeks ago. Just the tits.

[Bob]

Busty Bazonga's. Is there?

[Carson]

No.

[Bob]

What's her name?

[Carson]

I don't know her name.

[Bob]

My favorite line is Crystal Waters. My favorite line is, must be weird not having anyone come on you.

[Carson]

When does that happen?

[Bob]

When she comes back to the show after moving on. When she comes back to the show with the old show.

[Carson]

She did at the end of the show. At the end of the movie.

[Bob]

And now she. No, after she gets to the big show.

[Carson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

She goes back to the old strip club. And he goes, must be weird not having anyone. Come on, you okay.

[Carson]

It's not a strip club.

[Bob]

No, the old one is a strip club.

[Carson]

It's just a review. Wow. Wow, Bob, that's rude as fuck.

[Bob]

The category is Barn. This way.

[Carson]

Wait, can we talk about how amazing Gina Gershon looks?

[Bob]

She looks amazing. She's like a witch.

[Carson]

She looks. No, she looks like.

[Bob]

That's not a bad thing.

[Carson]

She looks incredible. Also, she has not aged a day since. She looks the same as she did

[Bob]

in a movie, which makes her even more witchy. More reason to say she looks like a witch.

[Carson]

She looks amazing. And this like Nefertiti kind of like inspired look. She was incredible.

[Bob]

No, she looks amazing.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Category is barn. This way. We're gonna do. We're gonna do their looks and their videos simultaneously. Let's start with April.

[Carson]

Carry on.

[Bob]

For me, this video was not funny. She's making the plantains.

[Carson]

Wow.

[Bob]

You thought it was funny?

[Carson]

I. First of all, I loved her voice in it, the way she did acquiration of her voice. And I thought her video was funny.

[Bob]

It's her regular voice. I think she has a deep voice.

[Carson]

Yeah. But she was putting on a little bit for the video. She was like, yeah, she was putting it on a little bit. I actually thought it was funny. I said, I'm obsessed with her Thor. Oh, I did think it was silly how she's talking about. And you fry the plantains like this. She's putting it in the hot pan. And nothing is sizzling because it's clearly not really on. I'm like, girl, they should at least put a sizzling sound or like make it bubble in some way. But I thought April's was actually funny.

[Bob]

I did not. I gotta tell you too, about plane tanks freak me out. I'd like to eat them. But it just looks so much like a banana and it just tastes nothing like a banana. Like it does something to my brain to see something that looks such like so much like a banana. And I have. Obviously I'm not Caribbean, so I have way more context for bananas than I do for plantain. It just. I used to eat banana chips and plantain chips.

[Carson]

Chips. I've never had a banana chip.

[Bob]

Delicious.

[Carson]

They sell the Bodega 106 and this is like bananas.

[Bob]

Yeah, delicious.

[Carson]

I like plantains because I think I like plantain chips. I only like bananas like when I'm eating. When I'm eating the fruit. When outside of that, I do not like banana flavored things.

[Bob]

Banana flavor doesn't taste like banana. Apparently banana flavor tastes like what bananas

[Carson]

used to take, like, well, apparently. Do you know that we don't really know what vanillas really tastes like? It's like everything that we taste, vanilla is such this like synthesized, synthesized, synthesized version of vanilla saffron. No, but even, even like when you go buy vanilla in the store, that comes on the bean. That's not real vanilla. Real vanilla is so rare that we have just all been accustomed to the synthesized version of it. Like saffron, like truffle. These things are very expensive, and we don't really know what they really taste like. Apparently someone else gave me saffron.

[Bob]

I don't know what to do. I got it. I got it in a promo package.

[Carson]

Oh, work, Jackie. Aina.

[Bob]

No, it was black and sketch show.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, it's Lily Singh.

[Carson]

Oh, Lily Singh. Yes. And it's on saffron.

[Bob]

I never use it. I can't cook. But y' all would have wasted this shit.

[Carson]

Why don't you give it to me? Yeah. I like April's video again. Was it the funniest video of the mallbox in context of everything else? I think it was one of the funniest ones that we got to today.

[Bob]

Oh, I thought it wasn't funny at all.

[Carson]

Got it.

[Bob]

That being said, her look incredible. This look, Jacob, her look is absolutely fantastic.

[Carson]

It was really cool.

[Bob]

So stunning. This is. I don't have. Literally a. The only note I could think of is that maybe they should have elasticized the mermaid. The mermaid so that she could actually walk a little bit. The walk is a little stiff, but other than that. My God.

[Carson]

Yeah, I think. I think April looks really beautiful. I. I think her. Her wig game this season is also really good. These hairlines on these wigs. For a second, I was like, is she using her. Her own hairline? Because it's really, really, really well done. I think this look was really stunning. Carson was right.

[Bob]

It was really shout out to the Co Key.

[Carson]

The. The. The little frog.

[Bob]

That's the second time I heard about Co Key on Drag Race. We learned about on my season.

[Carson]

From who?

[Bob]

From Cynthia.

[Carson]

Oh, got it.

[Bob]

The.

[Carson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Apparently these frogs do this all the time. It makes people go crazy.

[Carson]

Let's go on to Ms. Or Mayori. I thought this was an interesting idea, but the X execution and the comedy was not there for me.

[Bob]

Yeah, I also don't. I didn't find this funny. I actually got shakes.

[Carson]

You dig?

[Bob]

One laugh with me at the RuPaul part. Do the RuPaul.

[Carson]

That was good.

[Bob]

That actually did give me a laugh. Other than that, I did not find this funny, but I didn't find it, like, unwatchable. I just would never watch it again if it was. If this was on my TikTok, I would have scrolled.

[Carson]

Is this okay? Well, it's funnier. Her April or. It was funnier, you think?

[Bob]

I really do. Yeah. I like her concept more, too. Like. Like, this is a really fun. The concept of surviving the zombie apocalypse in drag is funnier than, like, let's make Plane Tang. Let's make fried plantain.

[Carson]

But something was like, what she said. This scene specifically, if we can definitely screenshot this, when she's in this attic and she had the clothes rack and she says mobility is key, but so is trauma. And she pushes the clothes rack. Yeah. I don't know why she pushed. I was like, what was the. What was the. I don't understand the thing.

[Bob]

Yeah, I was like, why she puts that clothes rack over what she put. What'd she say fuck me for?

[Carson]

I know, it was very loud.

[Bob]

I got a very 50 cent quote. What he said fuck me for. 50 cent.

[Carson]

Oh, what he said fuck me for. Remember when Vivica is in New York? Yeah, yeah, he's from New York.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Carson]

He's a finger in the booty ass bitch.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, she did call him a finger in the booty ass bitch. That's right. So what he said fuck me for is the same as Now Why am I in it? Those are the same energy.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Now why am I in it? I prefer what he said fuck me for.

[Carson]

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[Bob]

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[Carson]

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[Bob]

Hey, guys. I have a friend who struggles with ocd, and he really does do a lot of that asking and that googling nonstop. And he used erp and he literally said it was a game changer. It literally just restructured the way he thinks about things, and it gave him a lot of relief. So, honestly, give it a shot.

[Carson]

Hey, Jay Leno here, and I'm teaming

[Ryan Reynolds]

up with Yamava to celebrate their 40th anniversary on July 24, we're giving away one of my favorite muscle cars, the 1987 Buick GNX Club Serrano members will have four ways to qualify, and one

[Carson]

lucky winner will not only drive off

[Ryan Reynolds]

with his iconic ride, but also get

[Carson]

$400,000 in free play. This is your chance to win an American original. Only at Yamava you win.

[Ryan Reynolds]

[e-mail] must be 200. Please gamble responsibly.

[Carson]

Okay.

[Bob]

Her look.

[Carson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you feel like this was a how to?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Carson]

How to survive.

[Bob]

It was a How to survive the zombie apocalypse. I felt it.

[Carson]

And I think in the absurdity of Drag Race, this is a really great. Like I said, it's really great. Interesting concept. The execution was just not there for me. And I didn't. I didn't like it. Also, I think you could have been in a more cumbersome drag. Look, if you're going to be in drag, bitch being the most uncomfortable drag, I want to see. You know, that's rich coming from the

[Bob]

girl who goes everywhere out of drag.

[Carson]

Except for. Except for the Last Culture Resource Award.

[Bob]

That's rich coming from the girl who won't even do her own podcast in drag.

[Carson]

All right, Snoop Dogg.

[Bob]

That's rich. All right, Abby Lee Miller, child abuse lover.

[Carson]

Should we got some AI on the screen for you to critique that?

[Bob]

Talk about. Okay, this.

[Carson]

I like the idea of this owl. I know exactly what owl it is. This owl has been trending. Have you seen this white owl on TikTok?

[Bob]

It's like a thing, the snowy owl. I googled it. It's called a snowy owl.

[Carson]

But this does not look like an owl. Like, she looks like an angel. She looks like an angel. Like a biblical depiction of an angel. I know they have eyes and shit, but it looks like a very ornate angel and it wasn't given owl. She tried to do the airy nose contour, and that didn't really stick for me either.

[Bob]

I agree with Carson. She should have been. So I googled a barn owl. They are pretty light, but I think she should have actually had a little bit of that brown in there. Those feathers are probably. First of all, you can't use owl feathers. Obviously. That is completely illegal. It's 100% illegal. You know, you can't even own the. I mean, I might be wrong with this, but I think it is probably illegal to even own the feather of an owl. They're birds of prey, Jacob.

[Carson]

Can we fact check that? Because you know about just be saying shit. I don't think that.

[Bob]

Well, Google it.

[Carson]

We don't think it's true.

[Bob]

Google it. Google it.

[Carson]

We don't think it's true.

[Bob]

You can't harm birds of prey.

[Carson]

No one said you can, but. So if I find an owl feather in my farm, I'm going to know

[Bob]

you didn't hurt it. I was protected by strict. You got to see. These ain't real glasses, baby. Protected by strict federal laws like the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Under this. Under this law, it is a federal crime to possess, collect, or even pick the feathers or eggs or body parts. Apologize to me.

[Carson]

We literally.

[Bob]

Apologize to me.

[Carson]

We literally said that.

[Bob]

Apologize to me.

[Carson]

We'll do no such thing.

[Bob]

To possess, collect, or even pick up. Oh, shit, it's warm up in here. Turn the air on. No, don't turn that.

[Carson]

I'm just kidding.

[Bob]

Apologize to me. Dick licking bitch.

[Carson]

I do love to lick dick anyway.

[Bob]

Ooh, that felt good.

[Carson]

Ooh, that felt especially.

[Bob]

That felt so good. My goodness, that felt great. That being said, she looks lovely.

[Carson]

I think it's fine.

[Bob]

Oop.

[Carson]

I think it's fine. Oop. I think this is the second. You know and I know you don't get to but.

[Bob]

And go to the comments. I want to see the comments say, you see me cooking this bitch.

[Carson]

Even more so in these smaller brackets when there's only the screen girl. I know. Even in these smaller brackets where you have, like, less. Well, you know, you only have three Runway looks. You're gonna pack two gowns. So now we're getting two gowns of you back to back.

[Bob]

I think they're apologizing. I think what's crazy to me is, like, they. First of all, they're obviously doing the suitcase. Rules have changed.

[Carson]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Bob]

Cause back in my day, we only have five suitcases, and they had to wait. Clearly, they are letting them ship, send ups, airdrop.

[Carson]

The last time I did with All Star 7, we had. We can bring trunks, and the trunks could weigh whatever you wanted. Had to fit in the big trunks. But we also were allowed to mail things in when we got there. So the rules would change a lot. The show's getting bigger and bigger. They have to.

[Bob]

Am I allowed to say something?

[Carson]

Please.

[Bob]

It's about you.

[Carson]

What is it?

[Bob]

I dropped something off for you.

[Carson]

What'd you drop off of me?

[Bob]

I can't remember what it was, but I dropped it off.

[Carson]

I don't remember either. What was it?

[Bob]

I don't remember, but I dropped it off.

[Carson]

You dropped it off at wow. Right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Carson]

Yeah. I don't remember what it was, though.

[Bob]

It was big.

[Carson]

It was big.

[Bob]

Yeah. So what'd you wear?

[Carson]

It was big. I wore a lot of big stuff on that show.

[Bob]

I even looked. I think it was. I think when I got it, it was in a box, and I just. I didn't want to, you know, something packed. So I don't. I actually don't know what it was.

[Carson]

Really?

[Bob]

Yeah. What I got was in a box when I got it, and I just took the box from one place to the next place.

[Carson]

Oh, you know What? It was this Capparelli thingy. No, it was Chelsea B. The red knitted gown.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Carson]

Yeah. Which I didn't even wear on the show. I wore the other thing.

[Bob]

The things I do for the Crystal. Crystal method.

[Carson]

Okay.

[Bob]

Crystal meth head, which is what her name is, right?

[Carson]

Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah. Crystal meth head.

[Carson]

Yeah, girl. First of all, I did not like this.

[Bob]

Yeah, I wrote it down. It didn't make me laugh, but I liked how it looked, and I liked the little cherry at the end.

[Carson]

See, I was gonna say, why was the cherry a baby? What was the purpose of it?

[Bob]

I like the cherry being a baby.

[Carson]

But, like, what. But what was the why?

[Bob]

It was the cherry on top.

[Carson]

Yeah, but why was it a baby? Like, why.

[Bob]

Like, the baby was a cherry on

[Carson]

top, but, like, why did she shoot it off from a pussy from across the stage? The whole narrative didn't make sense to me. Also, babe, Cooking With Crystal was right there. Cooking with. Cooking like your drug.

[Bob]

Maybe they went far enough with Crystal meth head. And they were like, can we not cook Crystal?

[Carson]

Girl, it's drag race. If you call this show. Oh. If you call the show Cooking With

[Bob]

Crystal right in front of Monet.

[Carson]

That's crazy.

[Bob]

What is this?

[Carson]

What is this Detour?

[Bob]

She did look great. That's the dress Monet refuses to sell me.

[Carson]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Huge.

[Bob]

That's the dress Monet refuses to sell

[Carson]

me, by the way. I'll never say that. I love that. Then I'll just steal it.

[Bob]

Bob. I have. First of all, I have access to this.

[Carson]

I will steal anything from this fucking place I want to.

[Bob]

I can destroy your home.

[Carson]

And you have. I'll destroy this place.

[Bob]

You can even get to my front door without the code.

[Carson]

That's not true. You can even.

[Bob]

Front door.

[Carson]

And I know the code to get into your house.

[Bob]

No, you don't. Yes, I do. I don't know the code to get in my house.

[Carson]

I know it.

[Bob]

I don't know the code to get in my house.

[Carson]

That's not surprising.

[Bob]

Back to crystal meth head, huh? I know, I know, I know.

[Carson]

But, yeah, I think Cooking With Crystal was right there. And it could have, like. Then I could have believed some of these cracked delusions because Crystal is this, like, crazy thing, right? I think it would have tied in more if she called a segment Cooking With Crystal.

[Bob]

So I agree. It would have been. It would have been fun. I didn't laugh at this. But like I said, I like how it looks. I enjoyed the cherry baby thing. And I actually. Actually, I did laugh. I wrote.

[Carson]

I didn't laugh.

[Bob]

At the very night I laugh. I. I did. Well, I didn't laugh, but I.

[Carson]

What?

[Bob]

I didn't laugh, but I thought the pound cake line was funny. Next time we're making pound cake and she. And she smacked her ass.

[Carson]

I. I said. I said the funniest line is get those nuts in my face, which is a callback to legit. That was pretty good.

[Bob]

And I did think that I saw the pickle surprise reference. I was like, this is pickle Surprise.

[Carson]

What's pickle Surprise? Oh, that you're talking about. Okay. I wrote. When RuPaul commented that I was like, she lying. She making that up.

[Bob]

No. As soon as I thought I was like this, I was like, this is fully pickle Surprise.

[Carson]

What the fuck is Pickle Surprise?

[Bob]

Pickle Surprise is like a video that would have been a viral video if it was made in the. In the 2000s, but it was just this video here. This 1989 is called Pickle Surprise.

[Carson]

Here it is.

[Bob]

Then there's no video either. That's pretty much the whole thing.

[Carson]

Got it.

[Bob]

So that's how I was like. I was like.

[Carson]

That is.

[Bob]

I remember being like this. Pickle Surprise.

[Carson]

Oh, wow. Well, I think I said that because I literally wrote down. I was like, Crystal saying that she was inspired by Crystal surprise is bullshit. She's making it up. It was a bit.

[Bob]

No, I believe her. Let's talk about her look on the Runway.

[Carson]

I thought I did not like this.

[Bob]

I think it's fine. I think it's camp, and there are elements that I enjoy. I don't hate it at all. I think. I think I actually. I'm not mad at this look. To me, this look is fine.

[Carson]

I like the idea of a chicken wearing a gown. It's, like, a really fun way. But I think she loses me from the. From, like, the chest up. Like, I'm just kind of confused at what is she, a turkey? She's a chicken, but she looks like a turkey because it look like. These look like the. Like, the big thing, the gizzard, whatever The. Whatever it's called.

[Bob]

Isn't a chicken and a turkey basically the same thing? What's the. Guys, what's the good boy chicken?

[Ryan Reynolds]

A rooster or a rooster.

[Bob]

She's like a rooster. What she looks like. Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I meant to say. She's like a rooster.

[Carson]

I normally like Crystal's crazy drag. It's not one of my favorites.

[Bob]

You can Own the feathers of a rooster.

[Carson]

No, they're not in St. Lucia.

[Bob]

Well, here in America, you certainly can. But, yeah, I mean, I don't have a lot to say about this dress, to be honest. I thought it was perfectly fine. It's very Crystal. I've seen Crystal in way better looks, but I think this look goes very in line with Crystal's drag, and I

[Carson]

think she looks pretty good. Farm. Farm race.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Jay would like you to know that she did say Cooking with Crystal at the top of the thing, and your entire critique is based on that. But she did say it.

[Bob]

He said you're whole cr.

[Carson]

He said you full. No, she did it. Wasn't she like. She said the line, but I'm saying, like, it should have been branded as cooking. Like, the segment should have been called Cooking with Crystal. She says the line. She's like. She's like. She's like, yeah, today here, you. Today, here, you're cooking with me, Crystal.

[Bob]

But it was right there.

[Carson]

But the whole section. The whole section should have been like Cooking with Crystal.

[Bob]

But it was right there, though.

[Carson]

What was right there? The Cooking with Crystal was there, but it was not what the segment was called. I think that's important.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, I guess it was supposed to be a how to video, but.

[Carson]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob]

I mean, none of them had names.

[Carson]

Doesn't mean so. So. So everyone else not funny. She should be not funny too.

[Bob]

Well, she did a good job of that. Let's go on to Selena. S. Killed it.

[Carson]

Killed it.

[Bob]

Best of the night. Hi. Selena's my mommy, and she did a great job. This was the best one by a country mile girl. I like the voice she gave to little Chalupa Chalupe. It was obviously a nod to Lil Pound Cake. I really love the puppet. I like the visuals. It was my. Actually, it wasn't my favorite one by Mile. This was number two for me, actually. But it was really good.

[Carson]

Yeah, I thought. I thought Selena did a really good job. I think that her preparedness showed, and I loved. She had, I think, had a clear beginning, middle, and end, and I think it was a nice journey, and I really, really, really think Selena killed this challenge.

[Bob]

I do not understand what her hair is doing.

[Carson]

Doing.

[Bob]

I don't understand what is happening on her head.

[Carson]

I think it's just a style.

[Bob]

That's clear. That's clear. I don't get what it's referencing. I do not get it. It kind of looks like some hair pat l would have worn in the 90s.

[Carson]

Very that.

[Bob]

Can we go into her look? Jacob. I think she looked really good. My only thing is actually I have no notes. This looks really good, actually. This looks really good. I love the golden eggs. I love. I don't what they keep calling this Ro Ro. What they keep calling this?

[Carson]

I don't know. I've never heard that word.

[Bob]

Carson always knows some obscure word and then.

[Carson]

And then Gina Gershon started calling it that.

[Bob]

Yeah. RuPaul's y' all did not know before. Carson's. Y' all didn't know what that was. Nice try.

[Carson]

I thought it was really good. The weaving on the bodice specifically was very looks super, super, super well done. The only tiny, tiniest little thing was the boots. I don't like the boots.

[Bob]

Does her makeup make her look a cross eyed?

[Carson]

I want Selena to investigate a softer eye for herself. I think that this is a nice place. That's my only thing about her.

[Bob]

Don't you love drag?

[Ryan Reynolds]

This photo is. It was hard to find close up photos of her and specifically all the close ups she used. They used. She was just looking a different direction. So I think.

[Bob]

I think she's looking in two different directions there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think she's looking in one. I think it just the weird. It was a strange angle, but no.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I want to raffia the fiber fabric.

[Carson]

Raffia.

[Bob]

What about you being like I love drag.

[Carson]

When did I say I love drag?

[Bob]

George's. You were like, she's in drag. I love. So now you want to be salt me.

[Carson]

I like George. I like. But I like. Cause I think the justice of George is being this tiny little petite little thing. And then when she does her makeup. George is in the drags girl.

[Bob]

You want her to be salty.

[Carson]

I think Celine in specific looks like. I think this would have benefited from not this like really harsh big wing liner. I think there's a way Cena can soften her makeup to give her a little more diverse. Not diversity. What's the word? Range. In my humbler opinion. Ishlena.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Bricky.

[Carson]

No, she actually made a straw.

[Bob]

Let's go on to silky nutmeg ganache.

[Carson]

Hated it.

[Bob]

J. Wait, are you kidding?

[Carson]

I did not like this and I did not enjoy this number.

[Bob]

Is this a bit?

[Carson]

I'm not doing a bit.

[Bob]

This was the funniest one.

[Carson]

I disagree.

[Bob]

You've been sipping on a J Cool Aid too long.

[Carson]

Because this was great. J Kool A. That's Shay's daughter.

[Bob]

J Kool A. J Kool Aid. Don't say Shay's daughters.

[Carson]

Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Landmines girl. Landmines everywhere we go. No, I just, like. I know the bit of her being

[Bob]

like, shay's getting sued by Kool Aid.

[Carson]

You're so stupid.

[Bob]

And every time I. Every time I walk my currency exchange, I get nervous for you. I be like, oh,

[Carson]

well, Nickelodeon about to dig it up at your ass.

[Bob]

Nickelodeon.

[Carson]

Bob the Builder.

[Bob]

Oh, is that Nickelodeon?

[Carson]

Yes.

[Bob]

Oh, my God. Am I gonna get.

[Carson]

Girl, they get. Oh, they're gonna get you. You literally had a theme song that you parodied. Yeah, I never had that.

[Bob]

I'm turning out first. They gotta get Jan Sport, Brita Filter.

[Carson]

She already retired. They gonna get shit from her ass.

[Bob]

This was so funny. I really enjoyed the. Little Silky was so funny to me. I think when she smashed the cake, she should have smashed little Silky instead to get her in a cyber tour. But I do wish she included. Cause she had a really funny line on the green screen when she said, guys, love to eat my cake from the back. Cause the guy was literally eating her cake from over her shoulder. Why was that not in the video?

[Carson]

Maybe it was. Well, I think the reason why I didn't.

[Bob]

I'll see what the comment saying. Because I want to know if who's crazy, me or Mom.

[Carson]

It felt a little hacky to me,

[Bob]

because they're all hacky.

[Carson]

But this felt like. Because it's literally the same thing that.

[Bob]

So I'll say, jay, release your powers. Wake it up, Bob. Wake it up.

[Carson]

Let's see.

[Bob]

Silky's hair off.

[Carson]

It's literally the same thing that you were getting at. What's the girl? Kenya? For like, I think the whole punchline of Silky was that I'm just. I'm just a fat black girl. She's like, mm, I'm gonna eat.

[Bob]

I'm gonna eat. This is very bad. No, no, this is different. I mean, that's what I felt. This is why it's different. To me, this is a tutorial. And Silky likes to cook. Whereas they would just be in the workroom, and it'd be like, all right, we just finished the mini challenge. And then Kim'd be like, who got fried chicken? No, she did not ever do that.

[Carson]

Yes, she did.

[Bob]

That's what I wrote down. That's the one that triggered me the most. They were, chat. Please back me up on this. That's the one that triggered me the most. They were leaving the mini challenge, and then for some reason, out of nowhere, Kenya made some reference about fried chicken. I hope they got fried chicken. I was like, this is the fattest niggerish shit I ever heard in my life.

[Carson]

God, this is crazy.

[Bob]

Can you stop saying fattest niggerish shit that's coming? It was. It was fat, niggerish shit, and that drove me crazy.

[Carson]

I think silky is.

[Bob]

But I think because it was. Because it was tutorial, I will say silky does play into I'm a big fat bitch a lot. But I think with this often. Yes, But I think with this. I didn't hear her making fat jokes. I didn't hear her making girl the fat.

[Carson]

Cause she was literally sitting on a

[Bob]

thing, spooning piles of food into her mouth. I'd be like, are you talking about.

[Carson]

That was the butter for the joke?

[Bob]

Well, she was. Because they were in the kitchen. See, Kenya did do that. She did do that fried chicken shit.

[Carson]

I don't remember.

[Bob]

With the away suitcases. I still. That shit pissed me off so bad. It pissed me off so bad. Yeah, they were in the kitchen. It wasn't like. It wasn't like they were. The challenge was be Cher. And then she's like, I'm big fat nigga Cher. She didn't make any fat jokes because

[Carson]

her whole thing was the fat joke. She's literally sitting on a box of sugar eating.

[Bob]

She's in the kitchen.

[Carson]

Oh, my God.

[Bob]

Anyway, well, I think that I don't.

[Carson]

It wasn't my favorite one. I think Selena was my favorite. And this probably was second, because the other ones were not even close. In my.

[Bob]

My opinion, what's going to vivacious, baby. I love mother, but this was.

[Carson]

That was rough.

[Bob]

This was. Look, I.

[Carson]

This was great.

[Bob]

First of all, I literally. The only time I actually laughed out loud was when she said Mudonna. When she said I'm Mudonna, I literally let out a sound. I do wish that they were just more pointy. Like, girl, if it's going to be go, those cones were coning.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Silky has a big body. These cones, these utters need to be bigger. They need to be bigger. We need to. Aren't you in proportionizing your season?

[Carson]

Proportionizing?

[Bob]

Wasn't that your thing, too? She needs to proportionize. And silky's normally really good proportions. These utters just need to be bigger. Other than that. I love this look. I don't think I've ever seen silky in a heel this tall.

[Carson]

I don't think so either. I mean, granted is a very chunky heel, but she's in that heel, and

[Bob]

she's got a lot of support. I mean, I, I, I. The big girl's gonna need to wear a big boot.

[Carson]

Yeah, sure. I think that this is a really cool look. I actually, like her interpret her interpretation on this. This is. I've never seen anyone do anything like this. Be an animal and having this, like, lingerie on top of it.

[Bob]

Mudonna.

[Carson]

Mudana. In this really cool way. So I thought this was actually really cool. And having the squirting, titty, squirting the milk was great, and I really enjoyed this.

[Bob]

I would have liked to shoot a shout out of all of them, but you take what you can get.

[Carson]

Yeah, girl.

[Bob]

You know what I mean? This was great. This was my favorite look on the Runway.

[Carson]

Let's go on to your favorite queen of the season, Mauvar.

[Bob]

So let's go on to Vivacious. So this performance was crickety, tickety, snickety, crazy.

[Carson]

She likes. She don't want to be there

[Bob]

by. You know, I love you. This was wild.

[Carson]

It was bad. It was bad.

[Bob]

It was so monotone. This, this. And I did laugh. They kept making the chicken noises, but she probably didn't even know they were going to do that.

[Carson]

And, yeah, this is not very good. She looked. She didn't want to kind of be there. Like, her dynamics. There was no range in her dynamics to give us the illusion that she was putting any personality or anything into it. So this was bad. Her look with that wig was crazy.

[Bob]

The lace. Most of the lace on the wig was insane.

[Carson]

This look wig, why is she wearing this, like, I don't know, traditional Jamaican garb on the beach? This is not. This is not good. This is not good. Can we talk about it?

[Bob]

You don't have to be a jerk about it.

[Shannon Maldonado]

It.

[Carson]

Can we go on to her. Her Runway look, Monet, this year?

[Bob]

We'll talk about. We'll talk about that. Non talked. We'll talk about that. Non talk.

[Carson]

Jacob has a picture.

[Bob]

Professor Xavier.

[Carson]

Professor Xavier. Wow.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Carson]

This was not good. Do you know what this would.

[Shannon Maldonado]

This.

[Carson]

This is almost you on season eight with that fucking car you were trying to make. Yo, yo, Bob tried to make Bob for the run for the.

[Bob]

For the.

[Carson]

For the rollerblading roller skating challenge look, episode three. Bob was set. He was like, monet, I can make a Transformer. So for, like, three.

[Bob]

Well, I saw it online. My goal was to make the Transformer, which someone ended up doing on, like, some Italy, I think, or one of the seasons. Yeah, one of those seasons. And I thought it was gonna be my Runway. So actually the infamous catsuit that I wore actually was gonna be. Was gonna be inside of it.

[Carson]

The reveal. Yeah.

[Bob]

And I also thought it Was gonna be a. I also gonna wear it for the. I thought. I thought. I was convinced we were going to a rolling rink.

[Carson]

This is.

[Bob]

I thought it was a challenge outfit.

[Carson]

This is awesome.

[Bob]

And with that being said, this is not a good outfit.

[Carson]

Yeah. Yeah. This is not a good outfit. She apparently had to make this for herself.

[Bob]

We'll discuss this in the.

[Carson]

I know. We'll talk about the details of this in untucked. Cause I have a lot of opinions, and I need to hear what fucking this nigga had has to say about it.

[Bob]

Let's move on to the judging. I mean, it was. I mean, they were judging right there in front of them. They didn't do much. I mean, Silky and Crystal, they make it seem like it's going to be Silky and Crystal in the. In the. Yeah, in the judging. So they gave it to Silk and Crystal. I would have gave it to Selena and silky.

[Carson]

Personally. 100%, I agree. I would. I would have did that. But Crystal, to win the challenge, her Runway look wasn't that crazy, and her challenge is not good. So I. I was completely geeked that they give Crystal the win. I mean, they did do. They did do a nice thing, and they said Crystal, Selena, and Silky. Like, they named all three of them as the top things, letting the audience know that it was down to those three. And then Selena gets shocked. That's crazy.

[Bob]

Yeah. I think Silky. Silky deserved it over Crystal for sure. This lip sync, I can't remember. I wrote it on somebody.

[Carson]

No, you mean Selena over Crystal, you said?

[Bob]

Yes, the lip sync, it was pretty evenly tied until. Where does she get those fucking flags from?

[Carson]

They must fold.

[Bob]

And they had poles on them. They must fold, but they had poles on them. Because at first, when she. When she was trying to get out the. You know. You know, like, when you taking off leggings or your pajamas, that's me stepping on them.

[Carson]

That's me. Denim and diamonds, girl.

[Bob]

But she got hers off.

[Carson]

She got hers off. I did not get mine off.

[Bob]

I don't bring it up much, but since you bought it up. Bought it, bought it up. I bought. I use brought and bought, and I interchange them sometimes.

[Carson]

Oh, it's crazy. Anyway, I like this here, by the

[Bob]

way, but I know which one is when I know you. You brought something with you, and you bought something from the store. I know which is which.

[Carson]

We don't know that.

[Bob]

I just told you. You brought it with you, and you bought it from the store.

[Carson]

Okay.

[Bob]

I know the difference.

[Carson]

Okay.

[Bob]

What was I saying? I was so passionate about it silky

[Carson]

getting off the pants.

[Bob]

Oh, the one Hayes tried to take the. I was at home and not. I was at pieces. Where was I watching it? I can't wrong. I was out in public and I was like. I was like this, like, y'. All. I remember. I remember being in public and being like, y' all don't look at me. I feel so embarrassed for Monet right now. And I was convinced you were going home. I was like this. I was like. I thought. Because I remember. You remember I told you I don't want spoilers.

[Carson]

Yeah.

[Bob]

So I actually. I genuinely did not know how Monet did. Because everyone who knows me knows I genuinely hate sports spoilers. Anyone who knows me knows I don't with spoilers. I don't do that shit. And I was like, this is the one. When it goes home, I'm so hurt. I was sad Evid. You showed me. You showed me.

[Carson]

But I feel for you. Don't touch me.

[Bob]

It was a rough watch.

[Carson]

Another.

[Bob]

Another tough watch.

[Carson]

Well, centering yourself around my performance is crazy.

[Bob]

Yes, it was very traumatizing for me.

[Carson]

But, yeah, you seem to be proud of yourself. She struggles to take it off. But once you pull up, baby, once you pull out them gold fans.

[Bob]

That was crazy. I gotta say, Suki has a lot of really good ideas.

[Carson]

Jay is about to cook.

[Bob]

She does have good ideas. Like Suki, her execution isn't always great. We know that, like, in the perfect world, she would have. The cones would have been bigger and she would have shot from all six utters. In the perfect world. You know what I mean? But my God, like pulling the. When I tell you I rewound and I could not see where they were hiding.

[Carson]

I think they had to have been on a thing that, like, when you pull them out, they like extended. Like, you know when. You know that cleaning thing, the dusting wand. Like when you. I think when you pull. They must collapse. And then they like a thing that makes them stay straight.

[Bob]

And then her covering up Crystal was so cuncy.

[Carson]

I will say Crystal.

[Bob]

It was nasty Crystal.

[Carson]

And a little dog pee was cute too.

[Bob]

Cause you're. The only option you're left with is to snatch it out of her hand. Like, the only option when you cover me up. The only option I have is to either accept it or just try to make sure it is in my hand

[Carson]

and then fight on.

[Bob]

And then we're fighting that with Will Smith and Chris Rock. Now we look.

[Carson]

Yeah. I will say, though, silky, taking that little blonde ponytail and putting on her on her cornrows was crazy.

[Bob]

I thought she looked so good. What is happening? You been. What? J put.

[Carson]

Can you please.

[Bob]

What? Are you controlling Monet remotely? Jacob, are you controlling Monet remotely?

[Carson]

Can you put a screen grab of silky milliput?

[Bob]

I remember Jim thinking, my gosh, she looks so beautiful and I love her hair. My thought process was literally thinking to myself, not only does she look beautiful, I also thought to myself, God, I love her hair.

[Carson]

That's crazy, Rob.

[Bob]

How is that crazy?

[Carson]

That being said, she did kill it in this lip sync.

[Bob]

Girl, she looks stunning.

[Carson]

No, it looks. You can see she just put a

[Bob]

ponytail on her cornrows. I think it. I know what she did. That's drag.

[Carson]

No, that's Bob, that.

[Bob]

Go to the comments.

[Carson]

It's floating on her head.

[Bob]

Amazing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can't show this on the stream or else it will get.

[Carson]

I mean, she's.

[Bob]

I know. Go to the face. I just want to read the comments.

[Carson]

Her face is beautiful. I'm just saying to. Just slapping that blonde ponytail on her. On her cornrows as well.

[Bob]

That's bitch. What's wrong with cornrowing your hair back? People cornrow their hair.

[Carson]

No, but you don't see the ombre into it. It just looks like you have blonde on black. It doesn't look like.

[Bob]

It's like. I need to see the comments, Jacob, because I. I already see.

[Carson]

Can you stop yelling at Jacob?

[Bob]

I think that she. You don't have to show them because

[Carson]

I don't want them.

[Bob]

I don't want them to get. They know what she's like. I. I don't want to get taken down.

[Carson]

Okay, word. Now, come on.

[Bob]

I genuinely think this looks good. I genuinely like this.

[Carson]

If Mikey and. And Mikey used to look. Used to look crazy.

[Bob]

Bob, I'm with you. The siblings sold out. Bob's on Silky's payroll. Monet's on Jay's. Jay said ill. So you hate Monet.

[Carson]

What is happening? Anyway, next topic.

[Bob]

Someone said next topic.

[Carson]

Yeah. That being said, I think Silky body.

[Bob]

We're post a poll. We're going to post a poll in the Patreon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Jay wanted to know what you thought the songs had the flags had to do with the song.

[Bob]

I didn't have anything to do with the song. Neither did that. I don't know. I don't know what the song is about. I don't know. What did the dog have to do with the song? What did the wolf have to do with the song?

[Carson]

I think she. I think she's just in that makeup. She Just.

[Bob]

Yeah, she wasn't in the wolf makeup.

[Carson]

She was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You mentioned that you don't like, like, props that you. You don't like props that don't have

[Carson]

anything to do with the song.

[Bob]

Yeah, it depends. It depends because this is more Bob,

[Carson]

Bob, Bob, the moving goalpost.

[Bob]

This is more of a performance piece. Like, when it's a prop, like a purse, but when you have, like, nunchucks, when you're juggling, when you are doing a hula hoop, when. When it is a. When it is a prop that is performance based as opposed to, like, my purse. And also, that performance piece was like, she had time to prepare for that. And that was what Lil Mama came with. Nene Coco came with. After all the time she had to prepare her big move. Her big Sasha velour flower petals was a talking purse, whereas Suki's like, this is what I do. This is her version of whatever the girls be doing when they do their. The worm or the coffee grinder or the grab.

[Carson]

It's called punching the ghost or the splits.

[Bob]

That's her thing.

[Carson]

All right, we should.

[Bob]

Before we wrap, I want to say right now, here where the points stand. April 1st, Ora Mayori 2. Crystal Versace. Crystal Method.

[Carson]

5.

[Bob]

Five already she's merging.

[Carson]

Has she earned the five she earned? I think she earned three. Three. Yeah.

[Bob]

Selena won silky four by one. So we already know off rip crystals merged, right?

[Carson]

Yes.

[Bob]

Either first or second place.

[Carson]

Yeah, definitely.

[Bob]

And now no one's gonna give Silky or Crystal a point going forward. I don't think so. Silky or Crystal have to win next week. Next week to merge.

[Carson]

Crystal will, so.

[Bob]

And it's makeovers, and people love a crystal makeover.

[Carson]

Oh, it's great. She kills it well every time.

[Bob]

I don't think Silky's gonna do well on makeover, to be honest.

[Carson]

I don't know that. Why? Why, why, Why?

[Bob]

I just don't. I think the Sookie's really good at doing makeup on her face, but not necessarily.

[Carson]

I don't know.

[Bob]

Actually, I don't remember her.

[Carson]

How does she do it? Her first time with Evie or the

[Bob]

second time or the third time or the fourth time?

[Carson]

No. How did she do it with Evie and all of them? Who did she make over? Who did they do on season 11? I don't remember.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Anyway, on season 11, they did. I think it was basketball players or something.

[Bob]

The basketball women.

[Carson]

No, that was All Stars. Oh, that was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Crystal was on 12.

[Carson]

No, she was on 11 with Evie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oddly, no. Crystal Method was on season four.

[Carson]

Crystal Method. I'm talking about Silky's first.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, Silky. Yeah.

[Bob]

I don't remember.

[Carson]

Yeah, we don't remember. Anyway, so Silky wins a lip sync.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't think there was a makeover challenge on 11.

[Carson]

Oh, maybe not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Or it was other drag queens. It was other drag queens because Silky did her eyebrows with Sharpie and there was like.

[Bob]

I think Silky has done four seasons of Drag Queen. We never remember being like, my God, her makeover. Eight.

[Carson]

Yeah. Who is. Who do you think is winning this bracket? They just have to going on.

[Bob]

I think it's going to be Crystal and either Silky or I think Selena might pull it out.

[Carson]

That's what I'm saying. I think Selena might pull it out.

[Bob]

All right. Yeah. We're going to hop over to Untucked.

[Carson]

We'll talk about Bob's best friend. Shading, vivacious.

[Bob]

We're also going to talk about Patagonia.

[Carson]

And we're going to talk about something else. Oh, apparently we were brought up at Roscoe's and we're going to watch the clip. Girl, we got brought up at Roscoe.

[Bob]

I was on SNL last night. Were you a picture. There's a picture. My brother takes me. There's a picture on snl.

[Carson]

Yeah. Apparently, girl, they brought us up at Roscoe's and it was the whole thing.

[Bob]

Well, let's talk about it.

[Carson]

Let's talk about it.

[Bob]

See you there, everyone.

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