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Bob the Drag Queen
Hello everyone and welcome back to Sibling Watchery the show where we review RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. Eleven, episode five.
No, episode four. Babe, I know, I know counting is hard, but we're in episode four.
Well, the truth is, y' all full tea. I do not have my notes. I, I, I was watching the show. We got cut off in the last 10 minutes. I'm in a hotel. I don't have access to my notes. I can't see the Google Slide. I am going off of memory alone here. So I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be fully upfront with y'. All. I am just going off vibes today.
Okay, so, so just like every other
episode, how does that make. I literally take. Take copious notes on this show. I have a full goo drive where I take copious notes. So how is this like every other show? I don't know.
You tell us, babe.
What do you. What is this bit you're doing?
What is this bit?
Is this part of your new standup set? Is this what we can expect on high heels, bad knees?
Well, you get. You came to the high heels, bad knees, Comedy Store.
Guest or Additional Commentator
What did you think?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's better than this bullshit you're doing on this podcast.
Monet X Change
So the new record has started, and six new girls enter the workroom.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's better than this bullshit you're doing today.
I'll tell you that it is. It was y'.
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All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob. Bob. We teased a very special opener for me in San Diego, and Bob opened for me on my first show on Thursday night. It was very lovely to have you.
Monet X Change
Sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a new bracket of girls. I don't have my notes. I can't. You have to guide us through. I literally can't even see my notes.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was just doing a little catch up before we started the episod we sometimes do. I was. Thank you for coming to my show. Why we have so much vitriol.
Because you don't. I like when you start off nasty and then I match you, and then you be like, whoa.
It's something that I learned from one of my exes. Anyway, so we have six brand new
Monet X Change
girls
Bob the Drag Queen
guide us through the episode. I don't have. Let me grab my motherfucking iPad. I mean, my tablet. See if I can access my notes from there.
Hold on.
Cause you're not gonna fucking do it.
Someone asks Bob on the floor. Yes, Bob is on the floor. It's this new thing he's trying. He wants to be. According to him. He wants to be more grounded. So he likes sitting on the floor, doing activities.
Now I'm sitting on the floor because I. Because everything's falling apart. I can't use my laptop. I would normally sit at the desk, but I can't sit at the desk because I'm trying to sit at the window. So the light will. So the light will face me. So I'm just sitting on the. There's a lot going on while I'm sitting on floor and my fucking tablet's dead. So you're going to have to talk to this whole episode.
Sorry. So let's go, Mary Poppins.
Monet X Change
Okay, so the girls are entering the workroom.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have the six year old, which we already. We already talked about the entrance looks. If you guys want to see what we thought about the entrance looks, you guys got to go back to the Meet the Queens. We talked about all these entrance looks already, and they gave our very long winded thoughts and opinions about them. And then. But at the top, Ru tells them that they're doing. It's going to be a writing performing challenge, which the other bracket did as well. So I'm assuming bracket three is also going to do some type of writing performing challenge to kick it off, which I think is a nice, strong way. I mean, I personally like starting with the design challenge, but I think a writing performing one is fun, too. What do you prefer?
I actually personally think that the starting off with the performance challenge is kind of whack, to be honest. It's kind of done and I don't know, I feel like it's a good way for a couple of queens who can lip sync but can't do anything else to kind of just coast through for a couple episodes, which is probably a good idea. But if we're trying to weed out the girly pops who can't write and who can't get with the program, this is a good way to do it, to be honest.
Yeah. This is everyone's first All Stars. Except for Silky. Who do you think is the biggest competition?
Roberta, Crystal, Method. Easy, easy, easy. And first of all, why keep acting like. Why did RuPaul keep trying to gaslight us into thinking this is Silky's third time? This is Silky's fourth time doing Drag Race.
I mean, I think RuPaul's sending a very clear message that he doesn't count. He doesn't count.
Like three times Three. Did you guys hear me say three? This is the third time she's only did it three. Like, girl, you. Are you trying to gaslight us? There's a whole Canada be The world that you're telling. Either you're telling us verse the world don't matter, or you're telling us Canada don't matter. Which one?
And I think RuPaul is being very loud and very clear. He's saying she's only done Drag Race three times, meaning the ones that I adjudicated. Honey, Selena and Crystal are kikiing Honey and Selena, because I think Selena is also sizing Crystal. Like. Like Bob is sizing Crystal up as the biggest competition. And all the Latina girlies are getting together to have the Tres Leches alliance, which I think is actually very cute.
I'm obsessed that it's the. The Latinas.
Well, there are no blatinas, Bob. Crazy.
That's the one, girls.
The Watina.
Yeah. Tres Leches. All right, honey, the three milks
we got scammed 2% and whole honey.
And I think we know which one is whole milk. Please tell us because of her whole.
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's what that. Yeah, that's what we think about.
Who do you think I meant? Who do you think I was saying was Whole milk?
You're so messy.
I want to hear what you thought I was saying.
Well, we all know what you. So I said 2%. I said skim 2% in whole.
And you're like, and which one is whole Milk? Since it's first of all, all the girls at this point are slim, so there's no. There's no big bitches. So I want to know who do you think is whole Milk? Let me pull my ear way out.
Anyway, let's move on.
Monet X Change
One of the things I didn't fully get with this challenge is how much of it was pre written and how much of it they wrote ahead of time.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're all writing ahead of time. Like, I was right when we talked about the first bracket. Morgan Michaels got her verse written by someone else before she got to the show. Don't confirm that.
Or they just.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Your.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your.
Your confirmed it. She confirmed it on stage. She said it at Beach's Tropicana. Dawn Megami wrote Don's verse. Like, Megami also wrote.
Who wrote Morgan's verse?
Some. Some, Some. Some. Some black. Some black rapper guy.
Some rapper.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Rapper.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's his name?
Monet X Change
My question was like, they. They're choosing the songs they're doing, but, like. And it seems like the chorus is standardized and someone has written the chorus ahead of time, and then parts of the verses they're writing themselves. But sometimes I couldn't tell, like, what was pre written chorus and Then what was actually them?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what do you mean with, like, the pre written chorus? Like, that's. That's. That's on the demo or like, the girl. What are you. What are you talking about?
Monet X Change
Like, that's on the demo? Like, yeah, like, they would. They would do the verses, and then they would go into a chorus being like, she's the Megan to my sweetie. And, like, I don't think they wrote that. I think that was written ahead of time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I mean, I think the choruses were done before, and then the girls came in with their raps.
Monet X Change
Gotcha.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, back in my day. Back in my day, we had her right on the show. I mean, actually, on my season, we didn't do. We didn't do any writing. There was no. There was no music writing. Isn't that true? I just lied to you. We fully wrote. We fully wrote songs on my season. Never mind.
What'd you write? Cause y' all didn't do. Y' all didn't do the realness. What did you write?
We did street meets. What's that smell? I got something to sell. We call the street Me. No need to yell.
All of mine. In season 10, I didn't make it to the finale. I didn't do a verse. But In All Stars 4, we wrote it there. And in All Stars 7, we also wrote it there.
So you're telling me that you sat down in the room and wrote, and she's here to set the bar to raise her? All Stars ain't anything. She's a Babbitt. And Mohart ate you up when she wrote her verse. Honey, she's classy. Never asked she. And she uses lotion.
No, I will go down. I will firmly say without a shadow of a doubt, she is classy. Never ashy, only ballers in her. VIP is the strongest lyric we have ever seen on Drag Race from any contestant ever on RuPaul.
First of all, that's crazy, because on that same season, we heard she has long legs. She's a super queen.
All right, let's keep going. So RuPaul drops off the materials, or the girls get the materials, and they're dividing up who wants to do which songs. And we have a rapping song. We have an R and B, like, boy's mind song.
Can I say real quick before we go too far, I don't remember what I said about Sookie's look, but I think I like it again. Her interest look. I think I've circled back to liking it again.
Her and the.
The Blue. The blue thing, the blue cowboy look. I think I've circled back to enjoying it all over again. I don't know what happened, but I now like it again. Anyway, let's go back work.
And so, yeah, they're. They're dividing their parts, and Aura wants and. And. And so. And for the most part, they're being pretty, like, equitable. Everyone is being fair and doing it nicely. But Aura wants hoes without bros, which Krystal also wants, so there's, like, a little thing there. And so they're fine. And Silky wants the R and B song, but. And she's like. Silky's, like, standing tense with us. She's like, I'm doing this. This is what I'm gonna do. Like, y' all can fight for the other part, but I'm gonna be this song. But then Selena and April kind of like, bum rush her off, and they're like. Everyone's like, I wanna do Selena's eye. Like, I wanna do. So, like, we're going to do it together. And Suki's like, wait, hold on. Like, how did I get fucking taken off the song I want to do.
Well, Silky said she was going to stand 10 toes down, so now it's popping off. You know, I know.
I was shocked that she was so. That she just let them do that to her.
Well, it doesn't seem very silky because Silky. Well, I mean, Silky girl, if I was.
If I had to lip sync, I was motherfucking ready. That Silky just let that happen. That's crazy.
Well, you know, I think it's happening, too, because I've been watching their interviews and stuff, and the girls are so subconscious about how they're perceived now. It's. It's, like, crazy. And, you know, I was like. Or Mayuri is, like, now, like, so afraid of coming off as cringe because of what someone on. On a certain podcast said about her years ago.
Yeah, Bob Drag Queen.
That now she is like. Now she. You see this, like, much more muted version of herself when she's on this show, and she's like, well, I just want to be my. But maybe this is the true her. I don't know.
Yeah, I mean. I mean, I don't suffer from that. Every time I went on any TV show I've done, I just kind of do my thing and be myself for the good, bad and ugly, whatever that is. And so, yeah, I guess if you have a part. If there are parts of your personality that you perceive as ugly that you think that people at home, because will perceive as ugly, then you. But I've never suffered from that. Have you?
No, not really. But back to Silky giving up her position, I was also very shocked. I was gagged. But maybe she felt outnumbered. I don't know.
Yeah. And well then. Well, then. So Silky is like, okay. And then she's like, you know what? Because I am versatile and I can do whatever needs to be done, she's like, I'll hop on the rap verse with Vivacious. So we have Vivacious and Silky doing the rap song. April and Selena doing the R B, like, boys mind type vibe. And Aura and Crystal doing the, like, pop girly song, which I didn't know that Aura was a singer. She said, I'm a singer. But. But then Selena was like, she's Filipino. I'm like, honestly, like, I want to say, like, 80% of my Filipino friends be singing down.
Yeah, Filipinos can sing. It is a stereotype that probably has some truth in it. The Filipinos can sing. Honey Mabuhay. Everyone except Manila. Wow.
Manila is a singer. That's crazy.
Manila sings, but I wouldn't call her a singer.
This is also a reminder, y', all, that I lifeylifing. Sorry, high heels, baddies is done. But I have dates coming up this spring, which we this fall, we already have San Francisco, and San Francisco's already popping off. So if you want to see me in San Francisco in August, you should go to One Nation to come to get your tickets for my San Francisco dates because they're almost sold out, which is very nice to hear. Back to the show. So they end the recording session. And the biggest thing here that happens is that Chris. What's her name, April Carry on wanted this fucking R and B song. Talking about she can sing. And at first I was like, oh, you don't need to, like, really sing, baby. She can't even match pitch.
Well, here's the thing. I think that maybe your level of singing is so high that you think everyone else is really bad.
No. Also, you get nervous. Sometimes you get nervous.
Sometimes you can. But, like, when the pressure's on, you can't. I have been in this situation. I can imagine Pitch, but if everyone's looking at me and the time is not. Timing's not good. I might not be able to match bitch either.
Oh, wait. So I also jumped a little bit ahead. Sorry. I want to say before that, when they're, like, working on their lyrics, Vivacious and silky, they seem to have a very good synergy. They're, like, helping each other finish each other's lyrics, and they seem to be working very well together, which is nice to be because Vivacious is y'. All. Vivacious is not coming here with any. Vivacious seems to be cool, calm, collected. She's like, I'm just here to do what I need to do. I'm not here for any drama. I. I'm just here to work and do my thing. She's also, how old is Vivacious? We said she's 58, girl.
Vivacious is a woman of a certain age. Let's just say that when Vivacious was here 13 years ago, she'd been doing drag for 21 years. Vivacious, I've been doing drag for 33 years. There are girls in the room, not even that old.
You and math.
Okay, one off. Kill me. Have me murdered everyone.
She's 52.
Here comes the brigade.
Yeah, she's 52 years old. So Gyrasis is just a. She's.
How's your man?
No, I was.
Nigga.
Jesus Christ. All right, listen, don't be mad at me because you sitting on the floor trying to podcast with no damn headphones. I sitting on the floor.
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Um, because I guess Aura's season wasn't that far away, but I forgot that Aura won the girl group challenge on her season, and so I think those talents are gonna come into it. Wait, Gary, for short said, can we talk about Apryl immediately? Telling Silky she didn't like her on her original season. Oh, yes.
I can't see the chat, though. You'll just have to clue me in.
Yeah, April, just. Yeah, April, just look, you're like, yeah, I didn't really like you on your original season.
You know, I gotta say, there's something about April Carryon. I don't know how she's gonna vibe how I'm gonna vibe with her this season. I know that April really has, for years now pretty strongly said that she does, that she believes she deserves to win All Stars. I think she's about to get a rude awakening when she doesn't even merge. You know what I mean?
Damn.
Well, you think she's gonna.
I don't know.
Based off what you see on this episode, do you think she's gonna merge?
If there's just a. I heard she's very funny, so possibly, yes.
Okay. Did she make you laugh this episode? She didn't make me laugh this episode. But then, to be fair, I didn't finish the last 10 minutes, so maybe something really funny happened in the last 10 minutes. I didn't see.
Well, she just needs to be very blunt because she also says to Selena that. Well, she said she was not. She doesn't like Selena's music. I was like, damn. What?
Why? Why? I don't. You know, I gotta be honest. This would. I would start fighting. Like, I don't have the ability to be like. Well, it seemed like they brushed it off better than I would have. I would not have had that same level of chill. Tbh.
Well, I think she was saying it as to why she wasn't, like, drawn to Selena to work with her. Cause she's like, I don't really like her music, which I didn't.
Guest or Additional Commentator
She say the opposite. That she was drawn because she knows Selena is musical and can sing, but she doesn't Particularly like the music Selena makes, but she knows she can do it. But was that in the confessional? Not to Selena's face?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it wasn't to Selena. It was in a confessional. Yes.
What is April bringing to the table? I think that Selena's bringing more to this challenge than April is.
Yeah, for sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah. April went home on a singing challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Selena is a. Is a recording artist. Babe.
I know. And an actor who's been on. So I'm just shocked at her being like, I don't even like her music. Bitch, what do you do? Where's your music, bro?
And then Selena has doubts about working with her because she doesn't sing. And I literally wrote down in my. Cause I wrote my notes, obviously, in order, and I said, but that's not what these are about. You have to be funny. It's not really about singing. And then they go to the recording session. I was like, okay, but they are. But there are you. I know. Every drag queen can't do anything. You have to. At least. If you're gonna do this singing challenge, like, you just. Like you go get sewing lessons, you should at least have just one music thing to like, to figure out how to match pitch. Because at this point, a writing, rapping, singing thing is a part of every season of Drag Race. So I think that is also a skill that you need to polish on and be at least decent on to go into the show. Do you think?
Monet X Change
So?
Bob the Drag Queen
When it came out in the wash, it ended up sounding halfway. They tuned it and bip bop booped it, and it didn't sound insane. It didn't sound great, but it didn't sound insane. So do you really have to be able to sing? Do you? Because when it was all said and done, it sounded perfect. It sounded just fine.
Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Perfectly fine. No, it sounded serviceable.
It sounded. Yeah, it sounded serviceable. I will agree. It sounded. When they hit it with the old VOC order and Melodyne, it sounded fine.
I guess I'm like, at this day and age, do we need to have any talents? We can just fucking do anything.
Well, I also still think that what she wrote wasn't good, so.
Yeah, I agree, but we'll get into that. Aura, and Aura does a good job in recording, and Crystal is serviceable as well. I don't think Crystal is. Krystal is also not a vocalist, but Crystal can match pitch, which is helpful.
I feel like Selena, Aura, and Silky are the ones who can actually sing.
But Silky didn't sing. Silky rapped.
I Know, I'm saying they're the ones who can actually sing of this whole group.
Yeah. Yeah. Silky Keel Vivacious is struggling a little bit, but that's okay.
My bad.
But also, you have to remember, y', all, Vivacious did not do anything like this her season. Like this. She didn't get to. I mean, I think season six was when we had the first. Like, that was that rapping challenge, right When Bianca, like, sassy ass mouth. It was like some type of, like,
Vivacious made it that far.
I know, but I think she's Big
girl walking down the dirty street. Something. Something with my sturdy feet that was there and, like.
Monet X Change
And big girl walking down the sturdy streets.
Bob the Drag Queen
A big girl walking down the sturdy street.
That's funny. It's weird.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Vivacious talks with more inflection than she was rapping, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would agree with that.
So monotone.
Guest or Additional Commentator
But then when she talks, she definitely has highs and lows.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think it's like, it's. It's. People don't. It's. It's. People don't realize singing is just talking is just singing. And. And vice versa. And also rapping. It's just like, people get caught up in, oh, I'm rapping now, so I have to. Da, da, da. Just do it with the same cadence. Not the same, but a similar cadence that you would. Speaking.
So talking is rapping. Rapping is speaking. Speaking is singing. Singing is yodeling. We're all doing the same thing.
Um, Aura is. So to get. To get back from the recording. And Aura is already pledging her point to Crystal before the challenge has started, which means she doesn't plan on winning.
Well, I mean, I feel like if Aura's looking at the. I mean, I don't know. Do this. I was saying about Morgan, like, about Morgan a couple weeks ago, like, sometimes, you know you're not going to make it there, but you want. But you can. You can decide who's going to. Who's going to represent you in the tournament of champions. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but pledging. I mean, but Ara, she's confident about herself, so I think pledging your point to someone before the challenge even got, like, it's crazy. Like, don't. Don't write a check that your ass can't cash yet. Like, come. Like, she didn't have to say that. Maybe she said it because she thought that Crystal would do it for her because they're in the same group. But Crystal was like, thank you.
Kips is like, and I deserve it, too.
I was like, that's crazy. And Selena is taking a page out of the Monet Shane Survivor All Stars experience and starting alliance with everyone. She starts the Punani Pecpe alliance with Aura. She has the tres leches alliance skim 2% in whole. And Selena is like. So she has alliances with literally everyone except Vivacious, which there could have been something there.
The kooky, the kooky nutty girls. Vivacious is kooky and nutty and you know it.
And Selena's kooky and nutty.
Well, I mean, cuckoo. I don't know. I'm trying to make something work here.
Punani pek peck. I kind of like that.
Crystal evaluations are truly the nutty girls, for sure.
Punai pekpek. I like that name
work.
I do. Okay, shall we get into the challenge?
Let's do it. Okay. I'm gonna try to read these lyrics. Okay. I won't be able to because my face is like taking up my own spot on the screen. So I can't actually. I'm like. But I will start by saying I fucking love this look RuPaul's wearing. It makes her waist look so tiny. It looks so, like, dangerous and edgy. I just. I just fucking. I love this look. She looks great to me.
Yeah. I think RuPaul looks amazing. She looks simply the best.
I feel like Michelle's low key wearing a dress from Primark.
That's crazy. Primark is crazy. You know, she basically.
All right. Vivacious. S I l k y Ms. Silky Sister is fierce. My sister is milky. She be turning up on. She be turning it at you. Just can't take it. Turning out the men and no move faking it. You want to take over Silky part.
Yeah. Better than collard greens and cornbread. The fans go crazy over mother's head. Legend, icon. My mini me sweet tea gets sour. If you're talking about me, I'm from
Jamaica, known for jerk chicken,
Mississippi girl and a finger licky Haters gonna hate. We gonna be on top.
Treat him like Instagram profile block. Can we all acknowledge that was a pretty good Vivacious. That was really good.
That was good. That was good.
And you know the thing, Monet, I've been following your career and I'm very impressed with you and what you've been doing.
That's pretty good, Bob. Finally, finally a good. A good Jamaican accent. But hers is a very specific accent, though.
Oh. Vivacious has a very by way of New York City and years in the suburbs. No, years in Harlem. Yeah.
I Think honestly, Silky turned it out for me. I think Silky killed it watching her do it. This is also she. This is her promo look. Is this a promo look she's wearing?
Monet X Change
Oh, I guess so, because they filmed the promos after, and she. She notoriously had a problem with her. Oh, no, I see what you're saying. Yes, this is because her. The promo look she wanted didn't come in time, so she had to wear this backup costume.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. I think that Silky was really good. I think Silky was a standout. I think her energy was great. I think her performance of it was really good. I like her lyrics a lot, actually. Specifically better than collard greens and cornbread. The fans go crazy over mother's head and the sweet tea gets sour. If you're talking about me, I think is a really good. Is a really good line. And I like Silky's performance. I think Vivacious was a little stiff, though.
Well, I think Vivacious is a woman of a certain age. I think that they were a great pairing together. I like how they bounce back and forth off of each other. Silky is obviously probably going to be a lot more energetically vivacious. She's about 20 years younger than Vivacious is. So, I mean, you know, given that. But I also love that Vivacious kept true to herself. I do think Silky was a standout for this, but I actually think they both did a pretty good job, to be honest.
I think Vivacious look looks really cool. I love that she has a sensible heel, but she's incorporated into all this one like thing, I think.
Okay, to be fair, Suki's heel is just as sensible, as vivacious as this. Okay, this is true.
But Silky always wears a sensible heel. Bitch. And so, yeah, I think that. I think that they look really good as a team. And actually, I really enjoy this group minus, you know, Vivacious not being as big and as energetic.
Guest or Additional Commentator
But.
Bob the Drag Queen
And listen, we cannot grade Vivacious on the curve because she's 52 years old. Like, we. Like we. She.
Guest or Additional Commentator
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
She gets the same critique. So I would like bigger energy. I would like her to move a little more and give us a little more rakakao. But that being said, but we always drag.
We always grade Drag Race on the curve. These girls be winning Snatch Game because they're funnier than we expected them to be. This, like, Drag Race is greater than a curve always and forever. So, like, why can't we grade Vivacious on the curve?
Okay, maybe not. Maybe we can. A little bit. A little bit.
You know, I wouldn't Go on. Thanks.
Unless you're.
Unless you got some more to say about this one.
No, no, no. I've said all I have to say.
Okay, let's start with these looks. How do you feel about these looks?
I love Selena's look. I think Selena's looks really good. April, what the fuck is she wearing? She looks like she got caught and she looked like. She looked like her sheet was in. Was in the dryer and then she jumped in the dryer to get it and got caught in the dryer and she stepped out.
It looks like a reveal, but then that was the look.
Yeah, that look is crazy.
I'm like, what looks like a reveal? Don't.
Does. It's not good. But Selena looks good. She looks like. Oh, she looks great.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
April said I'm gonna try to sing it.
No, this is. This was the talking part. This is the talking part.
Well, I want to sing the whole thing, though.
Okay.
I heard y' all get around like a taxi with that. With that face you with that face. You can only do it, doggy. Because of your. Because of. Because of you. What? Because of you. I got an std.
Carry on. Pack it up. Find a new man. Cause you can't keep him home at night. You can't milk him, make me giggle like I can. Make him giggle like I can.
I keep him fed. I can't. I keep him fed. I'm all. I keep him fed. I'm always glazed like a donut.
Got him screaming as cities when I get him on his knee. Wait, Jacob, is this right?
Monet X Change
I think so. I mean, there's no official lyrics. I. This is. I was copying down the subtitles from the episode, so some of it is hard. There's no official. So, yes, take these with a grain of salt, but I'm pretty sure this is what these.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you questioning, Monet? What are you questioning?
I felt they. Maybe we did. Did you get the. Because they had, like, a talking bit at the top, and I. But I think this is Jacob's starting point.
Monet X Change
That was the other. That's where I was like, this is what. It's sometimes hard to be. What did they actually write?
Bob the Drag Queen
Right.
Monet X Change
And what was. Like, what was in the track ahead of time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it.
Monet X Change
So that's also one of the challenges. Like, I don't. There's a chorus. I don't know if they wrote the lyrics of the chorus or not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Yeah,
Bob the Drag Queen
sorry. So I got him screaming at cities When I get him on his knees.
Damn money. I read it.
No more.
K, stupid K est find your own man. That's my poppy.
It's Escoopida. But his hands are on my body because he wants my coochie me escuchi.
If they wrote this before they got there, I'm screaming because this is ass.
Well, I don't know.
Is that horrible to say? I think I'm just saying if. I'm just saying if this was written before they got there, you need your money back, because this is crazy.
Monet X Change
This was not written before they got there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think I'm glad to hear it.
But I was saying, like, last week, like, some. The. A rapper did. Mo Morgans. Begami wrote for dawn and Morphine. Morphine ended up not using it. She did something. She. I guess Morphine had multiple writers.
Guest or Additional Commentator
April's first two lines are good. I heard you get around like a taxi.
Monet X Change
Selena wrote those.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Oh, well, those are good lines.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait. So Selena.
They're a bit great.
Monet X Change
I don't know if Selena wrote all of her stuff. I do know specifically. I went to Selena's viewing party last night, and she was talking about it, and it came up and she specifically said she wrote those two lines.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. The lines that I do like are, I heard you get around like a taxi. With a face like that, you can only do a doggy. That actually is pretty clever.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Yeah, that's the only good part.
Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think that in these two, I think Selena was better than April. I think Selena outshined her. But Selena is a is like a. A performance. Lena does her own music a lot, so that makes sense. I don't know if April carry On performs like her own stuff and like in that way and not just lip sync. So I think Selena was stronger than April Carry On. And I do like Selena's look more than April.
Yeah, but. Yes, but I don't think that it's good enough to give her a top placement this week. But I do. But I do think out of this group, she is better. Yes.
Yeah, I agree. I agree. Laura. Laura Slater's 8 said, I like the little intro dialogue. I did, too. I think the intro dialogue was cute and I like it. Really sold the fantasy that it was the boy's mind and I really got that.
Laura. Mayor.
No, no, no.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
So let's go into law. Aramayari and Crystal Method. I think they were the best group, hands down. Actually. No, I'll get there. I actually think vivacious and silky were my best. One of my favorite group, but I agree. But these two were really strong. They had a lot of good energy.
I don't know the jaws or I know the jaws are going to be stuck on the floor when I walk in. They're stalking, crawling. Ew, sister, is that your ex?
I've had enough of dirty misters giving me blisters.
You better be. You better get that check, sis. Chorus. When the bros think they the shit I don't remember I don't remember how it goes. When the bros think they the shit have. I've seen your sick I've seen your sick and it ain't and it ain't that thick I'm sorry. I think it's so close to read this. Have you seen my thighs and cheeks? Don't touch. I'll break you. I'll break you. Freaks.
Do I look like a booty call? Tired of men. Get rid of them all. Big balls, nice and tall. Boy, I don't care. Let's go to the mall.
Ooh, you broke ass trashy bitches. Please don't call me crying.
I blocked your number. You're cheating and lying.
I'm. I'm done with trying.
Is that it?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. I think this group they had, they were like an explosion of energy and there were just so many moving parts and they were like on moving set pieces and they were like up, down. And Crystal looks stunning with this hair. I love this hair on her. I love her outfit. Orra's outfit left a little bit to desire. Like even in this green grab right here, Orra look like she is a
Karen
at her job telling everyone what to do. And Crystal just looks like a cool chick from Little Mix or something like that. Like I think very well.
I feel like that's kind of like. Because might partly be because of this. These vests they decided to put on to match, obviously. But then like Crystals, because she has more going on down below, it's gonna look like she's got more happening. You know what I mean? Like in the beginning part, Aura's whole outfit is covered up by the vest, basically.
Yeah. I'm just saying. But she looks like. Especially with this wig. She look like a fucking camera with this wig on. But Crystal looks cool. Like Crystal looks like she could literally be part of Little Mix. Like she looks like a. I will
say Crystal does look. Crystal in general has a very cool look, just almost across the board. She always looks super unique, super interesting. Kind of like, like, like I was saying about Don last bracket, there's not really anyone doing what Crystal's doing. She's super duper unique and I really love that for her.
Yeah. Yeah.
That being said, I still think that that Silky and. And Vivacious were the best. Were the best group altogether.
Yeah, I agree. I think Silky Vibrations killed it. They were my favorite. I love their lyrics. I. I loved their performance together. They were my favorite group.
Which means I'm gonna have to play dead. Last is gonna be Selena. The the the the the the the the the 1 2/3 of trees.
Yeah, I agree. I think they were. If we stacked them up, it's vivacious, Silky Aura and Crystal, Selena and April.
Should we get into these looks?
Let's get into the lurks. This was a gag.
Is so.
Monet X Change
Can you say the name of the queen?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry.
This is Vivacious. Vivacious looks so amazing in this look. This is amazing. This is so Club Kitty. This is where Grace Jones meets Club Kid. Her Jamaican sister, Grace Jones. Like, this look is so epic. This solidifies why Vivacious is. That girl is truly a club kid and has probably visually inspired more people than we even know. This look is epic.
Yeah, I thought this was incredible. When she turned the corner, I was shocked that Vivexia was giving this. I did not think. I didn't think Vivacious was going to serve this on All Stars. I think so. It's really clever. If anyone has seen Katz, the Jellicoe Ball is giving. What's Andre Shields playing?
He plays Deuteronomy.
Yeah, she's giving old Deuteronomy, but, like, in, like, the best way. Like, the best way. She looks like she is the grandam. She's the mistress of ceremonies. Like, she is the last thing you see. Like, when you're going. Entering the pearly gates of heaven. She looks divine. I do agree with Michelle, though. The lips. You know me. I've said this over and over. Everyone needs to line their lips, especially black girls. When black people wear, like, light clothes like that, you have to line your lips. If she went with, like, a chestnut or a dark brown to, like, line her lips, this would have been a 10 out of 10. But because of that, it's. It's. It's the lips take me to, like, a 9 or like an 8.5.
It's more club Kitty that she didn't line her lips, and I'm kind of into it. I just think she looks fantastic.
Anytime I see a black girl wearing, like, a light color, like a blankety or this under the line, I'm like, you look like Ashley Larry from the Dave Chappelle Show.
Ashy and bright pink. I mean, what color is that? Like, anyway? It's not the point. Her walk, I mean, I could tell that the outfit was a bit cumbersome, but besides that, it looks amazing. The way she was walking in, it was a bit cumbersome.
Monet X Change
Bright pink.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bright pink.
Well, not bright pink. It's like a yellow. What color is that?
It's green.
Monet X Change
Yellow. The Runway theme is butter yellow.
Bob the Drag Queen
So why. So why would. Why would she be ashy and yellow?
Because her lip looks ashy. It looks like an ashy lip.
Like, when you go ashy, you turn yellow.
I'm just saying it gives that, like, it gives, like, Just like a. A bright color. Whether it's white looks. I mean, it's. It's. It's a very pale yellow, like, because this. This easily goes white.
Oh, okay. But like I said, her. My only critique, that her walk was a big commerce. So that's it.
Yeah. Yeah. It was just great. Kudos to Vivicious. She's. She's killing it. I mean, now I'm excited to see what more she's going to do this season, actually on the runways. Right? Yeah. Gary, for short said. I love that this wasn't a reveal. I agree. She just came out and was just doing her thing. Let's go on to silk. Silk with the big milk.
I hate this. I can't stand it. I don't like the big butter thing. I don't like this. I hate this. I really. This really upsets me on a lot of levels.
You know, I'm here for the big, crazy, campy, over the top drag, and I do like this. I think there were some things that could have been better. Like her having to hold his headpiece up the whole time was crazy. I was, like, silky. For real. Like, you like. I think, bitch, this is why you always. We were to. Bob and I were talking about always having an emergency kitty cat in your purse. When you put that damn thing on and you saw that it wasn't staying on, you put a kitty cat under that fucking thing, and then you take that headpiece off. Like it's part of the reveal. Because her holding it up and it flopping around her hands the whole time looked crazy. But I do like this over the top reveal. I love the catsuit, actually under it. I think it's really cool. But the holding of the headpiece was so crunchy.
But it is very silky to be holding up your headpiece the whole time. You like this catsuit? I think it's cool.
I think it's cool.
Can you zoom in under her left knee, Jacob?
She's doing, like, melted butter.
No. Under her left knee.
Guest or Additional Commentator
But the reveal. What is it? Like, she. She's a blob of butter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, she's a dick of butter that's melting on her.
On her body. Butter is melting on her. Butter has melted on top of her. I don't like it. I don't like it. The thing is just a big chunk of butter. Like, I would never know that that big thing was butter if she had not told us it was like that doesn't the thing on her head looks like butter? That big blob does not look like butter. Is that. Oh. Oh, this is like a little bit of shadowing under her knee. That little dark spot under her knee.
Yeah. I think it's just the shadowing on the. On the castle.
That's a weird way to put the shadow.
Guest or Additional Commentator
All right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't love this look. I do not love this look. Gotta be honest. We got. I like that you have anything else to say about it.
No, I liked it. I just hate the whole horrible thing. I guess Jacob has decided we're moving on. Let's go on to April Carillon, who's doing a cultural moment for Puerto Rico. I forgot what she said it was called. Do you remember what she said?
I do not know.
Yeah. So I guess the only thing here is just the color of it. Like, she's her and vivacious. They just did the butter yellow for the color, and I think this is good. I mean, April Carrion obviously has a beautiful body, but bitch, I don't think
her body is looking great in this. I don't think the. The proportions for this are riper. What her body's giving. I mean, yes, sure, everyone has a beautiful body. I'm not here to comment on whether or not her body is beautiful. What I'm here to comment on is that I don't think it works objectively with this outfit.
Yeah, it's giving, man. I think that we should have
Monet X Change
thought
Bob the Drag Queen
about a different silhouette from the hips down because something's going on.
Yeah. I just find when people have conviction, attractive bodies, they don't think much about what. How to make it work in drag, to be honest.
That's what I was gonna say. I was like, just because you have come gutters and you have abs and things doesn't mean like, bitch, give us something. Like, you can't just throw things on just because you have. You think you have a sexy body. I mean, have you seen that clip, though, of that girl in the UK that RuPaul was shocked. He was like, how do you hide the corset? She's like, I'm not wearing a corset. And RuPaul was just gagged. Have you seen this?
No, I've not seen it.
Yeah, I guess. I guess she can get away with it. I'm not watching the season. I just saw the little clip. I don't know. But RuPaul is gagged by this girl and her body. And she's like, is she wearing hip
pads and no corset? Or just. Or just nothing.
I don't know. I just saw Rupaul react. I didn't get to see her full outfit, to be honest. They just sold her reaction last. Yeah, yeah.
All right. I have another thoughts on this. I don't really care for this, to be honest. I don't think. I don't think she looks great.
Yeah. Let's go on to the next queen.
Selena looks amazing. This look is so good. You said divine.
Divine, like, amazing.
She looks so good. Only thing is, which, I don't think she could help with this. Her head just looks so tiny. I wish her head looked bigger, but that's. But you can't help the size of your head.
This is the best Selena has ever looked on RuPaul's Drag Race. She looks absolutely incredible. She looks like the rich mother of the house. This hair is dope. This color, and the silhouette, this titty bib. She. This is the best Selena has ever looked, I think in drag. Like, I think she looks amazing. She looks stunning. And this was a. This was a little nod to her mother. Her mother who passed away from cancer, and it was. Her mother loved tulips. So she's, like, doing this. This beautiful look. She looks amaz. I'm so proud of Selena. She looks amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing.
So stunning so far. She's looked good every single time she stepped this whole episode. Every time she steps on that stage, she looks good every single time.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And which is a big, great story arc for Selena.
I agree. And you realize the entire episode, she wore this similar colors. She had the golden boot. Her challenged look was this yellow. And now this is just like this butter yellow for her thing. So she has this full color story for this entire episode, which I think is obviously she think that's a coincidence. Thank you, Bob. Thank you. Thank you. Duh.
Well, you make it sound like she's a mastermind.
No, but it's like you. I love when stuff like that works. I love when stuff like that works out for you on Drag Race, how the stars line up and you get this beautiful little, little story for yourself. I think she looks incredible. I'm so proud of her. She looks amazing.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Super.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks good.
Tamaroo said the comments around Silky from Jam assuming have been straight insults. Oh, the comments around.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Did Jay say something mean?
Wait, what? What? Can you read the comment again?
Monet said I can tell you what we said.
Monet read it. Monet read it.
The comments around Silky from Jay, I'm assuming have been straight insult, and it's rude and disrespectful.
What do you Say, I'm so rude.
Guest or Additional Commentator
So because Bob said silky, holding up the butter is very silky. And someone in the comments said, oh, yeah, it's very silky. And I made a comment. I'm like, it's wild that every time silky does something really crunchy. Oh, it's very silky. Oh, it's very silky. And I said, I think she's a bad drag queen and that she's crunchy and that she's. And I think that people make excuses for silky all the time. Oh, it's just silky. And so then this person is defending selfie. People do.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, for example, when. When. When you go into a performance and you don't really do a good job on Drag Race, and then you kind of wear an ugly dress and the judges don't care. It's very Alyssa. It is Alyssa. To go in there, not really understand the challenge, do a bad job, but then have the judges be like, girl, you ate down. And then have you in, like, a really ugly dress and be like, we don't even care you ate. That is very Alyssa. So, like, there are things that are just very certain people. Sometimes silky be doing stuff. A little crunch, crunch. She said herself, crunch, crunch much, much.
She did tell us that. That is good.
Any more comments? You want to read the throw up ice Monet or can we go on to Crystal Memphis look?
Yeah, let's go on to Crystal Memphis look. All right, here we go.
I'm sorry.
Monet X Change
Or Mayor.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know the Romayor is yet. Was next again.
This bitch looked fucking great. She looks insanely good.
Yeah, she looks. She looks really stunning. I do wish I was maybe a little bit bigger. I think you might be on to something about her hair being a little pedestrian versus her clothing. Like, this outfit is so immaculate, and the hair is a little underdone. It's not under, but it's like, compared to this beautiful garment. But that being said, she looks really, really good. I really like this look. I really love her with the parasol. The dress is really stunning. I love this high slit with the. Or it's not even a slit.
Monet X Change
It's like a high.
Bob the Drag Queen
Low, I guess.
Or maybe it is a slit. Is it considered a slit when it's that wide?
Monet X Change
I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't.
Monet X Change
I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think that's a slit. No, I think it's just like a structural draping thing. I don't think. I wouldn't call it a slit, but
it looks really good, though. She looks really stunning.
Yeah. I think Ara looks absolutely incredible. Dare I say this is the best she's ever looked on Drag Race. I think this looks so good. Her makeup is so snatched like. Like the still we have of her. It's like I'm like drawing. I'm like drawn into how fucking stunning she looks. And I do like the hair. I do think the hair could have been a little bit bigger for this. Bigger. But it was. The thing is that her hair was big back here. It was like this low back bun. But I think had she had something that was a little up, maybe it could have been more impressive. But I think Ora looks absolutely stunning here. She looks. She looks amazing.
Yeah, I think that I actually, I wouldn't go as far as the big show look. I think Rmiuri has pretty much consistently looked good every time she's been on Drag Race. Actually. I don't think I've ever seen or Mari look bad. No, I. I'm thinking hard about it. There's probably one something. I'm forgetting about that. But again, I loved her intro look. You didn't like it? You thought it was too. What did you call it? Cumbersome. I thought it looked really nice though, so.
Well, that makes me.
Now we're on the Crystal Method.
Cristal Method. I love this bitch. She's so smart and so cool. And the thing. I don't think anyone else would have thought to do this besides fucking Crystal Method. This is such a cool take on to make it fashion, but also plain to exactly what the brief is, which was you butta. Believe it. Whatever the fucking prompt was. This was so dope. Go ahead.
But here's the thing. I think someone else. I think, I think that Crystal Method and Silky Nutmeg Ganache had the same idea. It's just that Crystal Method had a much better execution. Like, Crystal was obviously always so good. Do what?
That's what I'm saying. Like her. Like, no one could execute it like her. Like, no one. Like even just having this like this vinyl poncho to give the thing of having this like butter thing. Like, that's so uniquely her.
No, I agree. I thought she meant, like, no one would think to be butter. Like someone thought to be butter. But what I think is bad news for Silky, that someone had the same idea on the same episode and just executed it so much better than she did. Crystal does look absolutely amazing.
Yeah, I agree. And. But here's a little. Just. This is a. This is stunning. Just a little tip for the girlies who wear the Contacts, babes. Everyone has some Lumify in your drag bag. Hassle Lumify. Because I just want to just take a little Lumify and drop in her eyes. So these red. Her eyes are so red because they're probably dragged for so long wearing these contacts. Her eyes are so red. It, like, it takes me out of the fantasy. Not takes me out, but it's just a little thing. Girl, get you some high. Maybe she's what?
High?
She's not high. Well, she does smoke, but I don't think she's high.
Why do you think she's not high?
Because even if you are high, just Lumify will still make your eyes white.
I'm just saying maybe she's high is all I'm saying. All right. I have not seen anything after this point. This is where my Internet started fighting me. And I need your help on the following parts. Full disclosure.
I mean, we were just getting onto the judge's critiques, and they were basically. They echoed a lot of what we said already, that Silky and Vivacious were fun. They felt a lack of energy from Vivacious that they wanted her to, like, basically enjoy it a bit more, which I agree. I think Vivacious did lack a little energy, but they were still my favorite group. I don't care that Vivacious energy was lacking a little bit. They were still my favorite group. Sorry about it.
I mean, I agree they're my favorite group. I was not as affected by Vivacious energy as everyone else was, apparently. I thought she did a really good job. Yeah.
And for Selena in April, I think similar to the song the Boy Is Mine, which is why the song the Boy Is Mine does not a great lipstick. They did it once on Drag Race. It wasn't great. Bob and I both know when we do this thing in New York called Drag Suicide, having a people would like to end. Sometimes DJs will try to end the suicide, which when you put a bunch of songs together and then the girls lip sync to it, if it's a duo show, they will try to end this drag suicide with the boys mind. And it's so ineffective because that song lacks a real climax. It just kind of stays here the whole time. It's not. Which I think what happened to April and Selena, the song was just. It was not a very exciting song. It was boring.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Those are the goods for the judges there.
No, I mean, I don't really. I don't really, like, know exactly what the judges say. I kind of like.
The judges loved it.
Monet X Change
The judges gave nothing but great compliments to both of them. They thought it was great. They killed it. The judges had no negative critiques for either of them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it.
But they love Crystal and Aura. They thought that Crystal and Aura. They were really impressed by Aura's vocal prowess, which I'm like, aura can absolutely sing. But how you gonna say that with on the same thing where they made fucking April Carry on sound good? You know what I mean? It's like,
maybe they're acknowledging that Aura sounded good before they tapped into her terrible vocals.
You mean Chris April's terrible vocals, not Aura's terrible vocals?
Yeah. No, before April. Maybe. What I'm saying, maybe they're acknowledging that Aura sounded good before they tapped into her vocals as opposed to April Carry On.
Yeah, yeah. But they love them. They were the standouts. They loved how Aura and Crystal perform together, and they end up winning. Aura and Crystal win as a group.
Can I give my hot take real quick?
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think that being bad at singing, rapping, or dancing should really be a detriment on Drag Race. Like, I think that being a bad lyricist or being a bad dancer, I think that production should help you around that more so than, like, sewing or comedy. I feel like comedy and sewing and, like, Runway walking are like quintessential Drag Race when it comes to singing, dancing, and rapping. I really think that production should do their best to even the playing field.
Then I think that I can't. Yes. To Enevieve. Perry, 2872. You absolutely can. Who the fuck told you that? Genevieve said you can't use Boomify with contacts. I literally do it every time I'm in drag. I disagree.
How many want to fight?
I disagree. Then, like, where's the line? Like, if production. Then they should help you with sewing, too. Like, the production doesn't. I mean, yes, they can decide what skills to help you out with and more. But then where's the line? I feel like I think that to be a good drag queen, we know what that is. To be on Drag Race, you have to be decent at all these things, and that just is what it is. And I think if production is going to help you on music rapping and singing ones, and they should help you on sewing ones and help you on comedy ones. Get you help having some writers to help you out. Like, if you're asking where the line
is, for me, the line is at singing, dancing, rapping. That is where the line is. Because I feel. Because they. Because, like, for example, they're writing these scripts. The Scripts are written before you get there. You don't have to write your own scripts, you have to perform them. You'd have to write your own scripts that I'm making. There are. There are challenges where you have to write on Drag Race, but a lot of times they will write things for you before you get there.
And I also think that they're not. You know, you're not. You're not going to the studio with an engineer figuring out the track. You have the track already. You just write, adding lyrics to it, like the acting one. They're not going to act for you. Yes, the script is done, but you have to find your motivation, what you're trying to say, your point of view, like, all those things are.
So I also think because it is embolic, is a reflection of the real world. Emblematic of the real world.
Monet X Change
Emblematic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Emblematic. There we go. Because it's emblematic of the real world. If you go in the studio and you sound off, even if you're a good singer, they're gonna fix it. If you can't dance, they're gonna fix it up. When Nicki Minaj can't dance and they put people. Mariah Carey can't dance, they put people around her to make it look better. So I think it's emblematic of the real world, Mariah.
And these girls are not competing. They've already done everything. They're not competing. This is a competition. Mariah. Mariah is not competing with anyone. Nicki's not competing. She's just. She's doing her thing. And this is the competition.
Guest or Additional Commentator
But it's not a singing competition.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. But it's also not a sewing competition. It's not a. It's not a competition.
Guest or Additional Commentator
But it is partly a sewing competition, and it is partly because drag queens by nature are not going on stage performing and singing live.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right, but you are. That's not true. Then you've never been to the uk. In the uk, these bitches, sometimes Black America, they're all doing their live music.
Monet X Change
I agree with talent competition. And we want to see what different talents, different queens have and to see this open range of their different talents. So it's not about, like, yeah, it's not a sing competition, but we want to see if a queen is a great singer. That's a gag. And if she's not a good constructioner, that's fine. But also if she is a good singer and a good designer, that's a double gag.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then that's winner 100%.
But I agree with Bob, but I
feel like I would rather. I'm much more interested in seeing, I guess, because I want to see. I'm much more interested in seeing someone like Ahora make a really beautiful gown than listen to Jan sing really well. And also, I think it's because I don't really care about the music they're singing on Drag Race. I think that's what it boils down to. I care about the outfits they're making. I don't care to hear Jan sing this poop parody really, really well. Because they're not gonna be doing the kind of music I wanna hear anyway. So I think if I'm actually breaking it down, that's probably what it is. They're making the kind of outfits I want to see. They're not singing the kind of songs
I want to hear. Yeah. Tamaroo said they aren't being judged on their singing ability, but their ability to entertain while creating a song.
Yeah.
So I think different strokes. Different strokes with different folks. Yeah.
So go to American Idol if you want to hear that stuff, then go
on Project Runway if you want to see good outfits.
And I did. Go watch it.
Guest or Additional Commentator
I mean, they're also putting these queens in these particular brackets.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right.
Guest or Additional Commentator
So if you know you have a singing challenge and you know that April can't sing, you put her in this bracket to fail. If you're going to hold it against the.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. Because every bracket is singing.
Guest or Additional Commentator
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Guest or Additional Commentator
Not every bracket is gonna have all the same challenges.
Bob the Drag Queen
April chose to sing. April could have chosen apron know she can't sing. She could have chose to rap, and that spot was open. She chose to sing knowing she can't sing.
Are you gonna bully April Carrie on for this whole record or just one episode anyway?
But, Jason doesn't make sense because April chose to sing. She could have rapped with Vivacious. That part was fully open for her. She was like, I want magic. Like, I wanna sing when she can't fucking sing.
She had a song, Monet. She had a song in her heart. Okay. She had a song in her heart.
Which, which, which, which, which. This might piss Jay off, but that's a talent to Silky. Silky. Silky can rap, and she can sing. She could like, I will sing. But you know what? Y' all don't want me to sing, so I'll rap. And she did a good job.
Monet X Change
He never talked about the puppet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's finish the episode. Monet, catch me up on the Rest of the episode that I did not see. Help me out here. What happened?
Yeah, so silky. Silky Aura and Crystal and Crystal do the lip sync. And, you know, they.
This is a song.
Has this song been done before? Enough is Enough.
I love that song. Enough is enough is enough. Girl, I can't go up, I can't
die to sing this on a drag race. And I'm sorry. These girls. Woof. I thought it was a bad lips lipstick. They were wagged. They were raggedy.
Now, we should have seen it.
Monet X Change
Crystal or. Or was doing, like, the pretty typical drag queen stuff. Crystal's look had a third, like, leg, like a plush stuffed leg hanging off
Bob the Drag Queen
the arm as well, so.
Monet X Change
And a fake arm. So she was doing a lot of moves where she would, like, bring this, like, the fake leg up into a high kick, and it, like, involved this fake leg, and it was, like, a little bit more camp. And then Aura was doing, like, straight up, like, classic disco dancing. Shablam splits. The Ora Mayor experience.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a mess. It was not a good lip sync for one of the most iconic. If anyone has been to a drag bar with two fucking drag queens having to do a closing number, they have fucking seen this song. And I think it's a drab, a drag lip sync staple. And these bitches were raggedy.
Now, we've seen instances where a drag lip sync staple goes to queens who don't do it justice. On my season, Layla, McQueen and Dax got sent home on a double shantae to Lat's dance. It happens, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, a double chaste. Not double chante. Double chante to last dance. So sometimes the classics land on a bad week of lip sync, you know?
Yeah, for sure. And. But Crystal ends up winning, and so Krystal gets the three points, Aura gets two, and then the other girls have one point each to give away, which we'll find out at the top of the next episode. What happened? Oh, I want to comment too. Renee's rap. Renee's rap. Renee rap's makeup was Renee's rap.
Tell me about Renee's rap. How did Renee's rap go?
Her makeup artist? I know they tried to give her rakakao and give her the drag fantasy. Did you like her makeup?
It was. I didn't really think as much about
it as you did, to be honest. It was a little wild.
Show it to me again, Jacob.
Monet X Change
Show what to you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Rene Rapp's makeup. I mean, I can't. I can't Google anything
like a sale from her behind the thing. Jacob.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'm not gonna pull it out. Give me a second.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we talk about it in our exclusive Untucks.
Yeah, we'll do that. And someone said having not doing a Renee rap song for the lip sync is crazy. No shade.
Monet X Change
Okay. But also no shade. Like, what? Renee said she doesn't have a great discography for Drag Race lip syncs. Like, are we seeing them do too?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, what Renee rap song? Like, I. I couldn't even name a Renee rap song. Could you?
Monet X Change
I mean, that's. No. She has a niche audience, but I can't. Like, I. I don't think her music. Unless they're doing something, like maybe something for Mean Girls, the musical, but that might be a licensing issue.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, what do you. We told you, you can't scream with your phone mic. We can't hear you.
This is. All I said was.
Period.
Yeah, all I said was T. Period.
Not the fucking retouched. Not the bitch. The one behind the table.
She looks like Nikki doll.
Jacob gonna pick up the. The retail.
Monet X Change
Not the look that she was wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think that's even what her outfit was. Was this her outfit?
Okay.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I don't remember. She looks like Nicky Doll hair.
Monet X Change
Official post.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but you're looking at the retouch picture. You know, I look at it on my retouch pictures as well.
Monet X Change
Okay, let's see.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like Nikki doll.
Am I crazy?
Monet X Change
Oh, here we go.
Bob the Drag Queen
Here we go, Here we go. There we go. No, no, no, no, no.
Right to the left. There we go, Girl. They did her dirty.
Monet X Change
Does she have a lazy eye?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but they painted one on her.
We need to wrap the episode up. Monae, who's merging from this bracket, I
think it's going to be Crystal Method and Silk. Silk with a good milk.
And that's exactly what I think it's gonna be, too. Actually. I'd be really shocked if Silky does not make it to the. To the finale. I'd actually be really shocked.
To the finale. Okay. I don't know about all that. I think she
finale on two of the three seasons she's done already.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Who do y' all want to make it to pass this bracket, though?
Bob the Drag Queen
But I want Silky.
I want.
I want to be Silky and. And. And Crystal. That's what I wanted to be.
Jay J, go fight you. Bob. Bob, Jay, Go fight you.
Monet X Change
Why not Selena?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think that Selena is constantly doing good enough, but not the best. She's giving dawn on her season of Drag Race Always good enough, but never the best. Maybe. But you know what? I have changed my. I have changed my opinion mid. Mid season before. So maybe next episode I'll change my opinion.
Uncle, you are. You are a fence rider. You will change your position. You do this constantly. We're. This is not anything new.
I allow. I allow the show to change. So as people change to the show, I'm not going to just stick to my. What I said just because things are revealed.
Monet X Change
What, in your opinion, did Silky do better than Selena in this episode?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think that her performance. Her performance in the challenge was really good. I do this that Selena did better in the Runway. I'm gonna go ahead and say the. Selena's Runway was way better than Silky's Runway by, like, a country mile. But I do think that Silk's performance was better than Selena's.
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Okay. Right now we have one who's better at performance and one who's better at Runway. So by that logic, they're at least equal.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's also her lyrics. Also, Silky's lyrics were also. Jacob's not gathering. Jacob's actually eating. And he's not eating. He's starving. Because Silky's lyrics. Because Silky's lyrics were also better than
Monet X Change
Selena's, were better than collard greens and cornbread. The fans go crazy over mother's head.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what Silky said. And that was better than me.
Now you. Not you. Now you finishing the rap. That's what Silky said. And I want to go to her. To her dad.
I thought that Silk. Yo, listen, you and Jay on the anti Silk train. Who is. Who is who? Anti Silk. Anti Silk. Jacob and Jay. The Jays don't like Silk. No.
So I want it to be who I want to progress is Selena and Crystal. But I think Silky's going to edge Chris or. But you know what the points are in this thing at crazy. Like people giving the. Giving the points can really turn the entire tide. So I think Selena can go ahead. But we'll see. We'll see what happens next episode.
Next week, I might change my mind. We'll see what happens. All right, y'. All, join us over on the Patreon to hear our exclusive thoughts about Untucked and the drag race drama going on. We'll see you there.
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Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: May 27, 2026
In this episode of Sibling Watchery, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change review RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 4: “Duets: It Takes Two.” They focus on the new batch of queens, the group’s dynamic, the “Duets” musical challenge, runway looks, and judge the performances, discussing who shines and who stumbled. The episode is filled with signature banter, roasting, and drag wisdom—plus a live, off-the-cuff flavor as Bob podcasts without her notes and from the floor of a hotel room.
Classic Sibling Rivalry: boisterous, teasing, queenly shade, but always rooted in deep Drag Race understanding, with moments of genuine appreciation (particularly for Vivacious and Selena). Even with Bob half-derailed by technical disaster, the duo keeps the conversation snappy, in-jokey, and knowledgeable—moving seamlessly from deep drag analysis to snort-laugh-level banter.
Sibling Rivalry keeps the recap both riotous and insightful—delivering the tea and the giggles, even when the notes (and the lighting, and the tablets) are missing.