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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
Today I woke up and I am just like, feeling so bad. My allergies have kicked in. The season has really changed here. It's like pretty warm in New York City. All the snow has melted.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all just in Pittsburgh, I was shocked. Bitch, it was 71 degrees. I was like, didn't y' all just have a blizzard like yesterday?
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Monet X Change
Everyone in the show is having allergy problems. So I got there, my eyes watering, my nose is running. I have pressure right here in my face. Like, it just, you know, I've had allergies and I'm just like, ugh. I was like, this is gonna be a brutal show. I wanted to call out, but then I have some friends in town. Who's in the show? Henry and Henry. Yeah, Henry and Layla came to see the show today. I was like, I'm not gonna call. I was gonna go do the show. So then before the show, I just see this.
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Bob the Drag Queen
This.
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Monet X Change
There's like this box of medicine at the theater, like Pepto, Bismol and Tylenol and Advil. And I see a box allergy. So I grab allergy and I take it this is going to help me out. I'm having allergy problems. I take it right off the show. Five o'. Clock. Right at five o'.
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Commercial Announcer
Clock.
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Monet X Change
And then my dresser, Kurt Came upstairs and he had some. He. I have the. Some medicine. Some algae medicine here. It's non dress. I already already took some Benadryl. And he was like, you done? And I was like, you know, it says allergy on it. He's like, you can't. That's crazy. You can't do a show. He's like, that's going to make you tired. And I kept being like, I do feel really, like, lethargic. Like, I'm like. Like I'm walking through mud. I'm like, so just low. My energy is so low. Anyway, I found out today you can't take Benadryl before.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Benadryl is famously a drowsy antihistamine.
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Monet X Change
What is the point of that? Like, why?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Because I think, like, if you are. If you have really bad allergies and you're congested and you're in pain and you take it, you can like, go to sleep and take it. Like, it helps you fall asleep and alleviate your symptoms. Like, when I have really bad allergies at night, I'm so congested. I'm telling you, I cannot breathe through either side of my nose. I take the Benadryl, I can go to sleep, and I can sleep while I'm breathe while I'm sleeping.
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Monet X Change
Benadryl works.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, by knocking you out, right? Yeah.
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Monet X Change
So I log onto the podcast today, and I have a piece of tissue in my nose. I'm just. I'm really down bad right now. And then Monae starts laughing at me, and she was trying to explain why she always laughs when I'm sick.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Okay. I always laugh when you're sick. And I was kind of put into words. So Bob. So let me put some context. So Bob had a big piece of tissue just stuffed in his nose and eye locked him. I said, bitch, you wanna beat me so bad. The context is, years ago, when we were in New York City, I was having. I was really sick with allergies. And Bob and I went to the supermarket and I put a big tissue. My nose in Bob. Bob was like, why? Why you walk over the tissue in your nose? I was like, I. Cause I. I have allergies. And he took a picture of me, and that's my contact picture on Bob's phone. So I was like, you want to be so bad? And then. So then I was like. Then Bob was talking more, and I was just. I was just. I was cackling, snickering.
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Monet X Change
You were laughing because I was trying to move this pillow behind my back. And I went, oh, Knees aren't laughing.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So Bob tried to move the pillow like that. And you just hear, ugh, like, every little move, Bob is just like, so. Which. Understandable. And I was trying to explain the reason why I laugh when Bob is sick is because I'm not laughing at him being sick. I'm laughing because I think it's very charming. Like, I think it's very charming when you're sick because you're, like, very, like, you, like, very out of it. And I think it's charming. I think it's cute. It's not laughing at you. I think it's cute.
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Monet X Change
Well, I'm sure at my deathbed, you'll get a lot of chuckles as I'm dying. Let's go on to the episode. Athena has just been eliminated from RuPaul's Drag Race by her daughter Juicy Love Dion. Which is.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, we call this. Did we. When the cast came out. Go back and go back to the first episode. Bob and I literally said this was going to. There's going to be a mother, daughter lip sync, and one is going to send home and Juicy. I think we said Juicy going to send Athena home. I'm pretty sure we said that.
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Monet X Change
I said, Athena's going to send Juicy home. But Athena sent home her entire drag family.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Actually, no, it wasn't her first time lip syncing.
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Monet X Change
She sent home MIA Star.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No,
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Monet X Change
she. I'm pretty sure she did.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Can y' all let us know? Did Athena send me? No. Was it Athena? No.
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Monet X Change
Juicy. Juicy sent Athena home. I meant Juicy. That's what I meant. I meant to say Juicy. Juicy sent home her entire drag family is what I meant to say.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This is. This is Athena's first time being the bottom singing. And she went home the first time, too.
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Monet X Change
I meant Juicy. Juicy has sent home her entire drag family.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
And it's kind of wild.
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Bob the Drag Queen
It's giving.
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Monet X Change
It's giving. I would say. No. Kenya sent me a home. Oh, well. What. What was Juicy lip syncing? Was she lip syncing for the wife?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Juicy lip sync. She sent Briar home. Juicy has lip sync twice.
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Monet X Change
Got it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, twice in the bottom, once on being on top.
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Monet X Change
And shout out to TJ and Corey King for filling in for us last week when we were busy. Thank you so much.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I know. And y', all, the.
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Monet X Change
The.
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Bob the Drag Queen
The. The Patreon chat was so split. There were a whole bunch of people like, ugh, not them, not her. I can't. And then when y' all actually watched the episode, people were like, oh, my God. This was great. This was really good. They were really prepared. Y' all be needed to. To. To slow down Susannah. This. Give it a second. Watch the episode before y'. All. People ain't even seen the episode. They coming in hot.
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Monet X Change
Like, ugh.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Really plain Jane.
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Monet X Change
Ugh.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You know what, Bob and Monet, if you can't do the episode, then just don't do it at all. Don't give us substitutes. People are crazy.
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Monet X Change
Well, we give a lot of content on our page, which I'm really proud of. I actually would have gave. I would have gave the lip sync to Athena. Just as a toe side note, the
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Bob the Drag Queen
lip sync between Athena and Juicy.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, I would give it to Athena. Well, one Athena, at least. Athena lip sync to the very end.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think maybe they thought that ju. I think the judges thought that maybe Athena had nothing more to give to competition. Do you think Athena had more to give to the competition? Maybe.
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Monet X Change
I don't think she's that great, but she's not that bad. And I think that, yeah, I think maybe she had a little more to give, to be honest. And I don't think that Juicy needs to remove her skirt to do what she did.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe she. Maybe she thought she was gonna do more, but then she was like, no, this doesn't work. And it's also just the drama of it all. But, yeah, also just sidebar. I want to say I thought that Mikey Meeks should have won. I mean, how did Mikey Meeks not win the rusical? She sounded so good. She acted her ass off. Jane did a good job, too. I'm not trying to discount Jane, but Mikey Meeks should have won.
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Monet X Change
Well, we all know I'm taking Mikey Meeks. Juicy is very sad that she is the last reign member of her family. Jane has now had two wins, and the girls are giving a lot of praise to Mikey, even though Jane. A lot of girls are, like, giving a lot of love to Mikey, though. You know what I mean?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Juicy giving Angela Bassett. My entire family is gone.
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Monet X Change
I have nothing left. But discord is like, she's against. She goes to her. I wasn't bottom. I was safe. I wasn't. I wasn't bottom safe. I was same safe or whatever. Which is kind of discourse thing now, right?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's her thing, which I think now she's just leaning into the bit. I think now she. I don't think she generally thinks what she thinks. I think she's just leaning and she's like, you know, this is my thing now. Every time I think I was in the bottom. I was just safe in some way. And I love that Nini Coco tells Juicy, like now, okay, now that Athena's gone and Mia's gone, your family's gone. Fuck everyone. Like, make yourself proud. Don't be here to try to make Mia proud or make or make your mom proud, bitch, all your back is gone. Worry about you. And I think that is great advice for Juicy.
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Monet X Change
Well, speaking of Nene, I want to talk about the next day. Nene comes in and out of nowhere she just comes for Darlene. I was like, what is going on? Why is she coming for Darlene? So like, Darlene don't bother nobody that we know of. I think Darlene is going to be Miss Congeniality easily.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. I could. Who else, right?
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Monet X Change
Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Darling is definitely Miss Congeniality.
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Monet X Change
The new challenge.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I thought this was a good reading challenge, actually. Overall, I think that Mikey was a slam dunk. All three of Mikey reads that they showed eight. The Kenny as favorite Oz character being the yellow brick Road. Hilarious. She's a brick. Jane Jane is on an all sex diet to lose weight. She's gained 18 pounds. Hilarious. Nene has a face only a mother could love. Her mother's Casey Anthony. Hilarious.
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Monet X Change
I thought they were good. I actually like Nini Coco's. I call her Rajazzle. That's the technical term for rhinestones on cunt. I thought it was really good.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That's good too.
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Monet X Change
I really like when Jane said it's safe to say Kenya Pleaser is one of the most talented girls in the competition. It's not true, but it is safe.
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Bob the Drag Queen
It's safe to say.
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Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
I gotta say, I don't know what's going on. Like, you know, who has nothing to do with the competition. That's Kenya Pleaser. God bless the girl.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That's true this episode.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. But also, like on the third design challenge is when you decide to pull it out that you can sew. Like, her reads were so bad. Nene, Coco, the ever tweak. They got access to free cable and watercolors and the psych ward. I'm sorry, what? And then Jane, I mean, Juicy bombing so hard was. Was hard to watch.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was hard to watch. But you know, I say it all the time. Everyone can't be good at everything. And some girls just do not have the humor factor. Reading is tough. I mean, I don't know how they do it Now. I will tell y' all for All Stars 4. We didn't know who was gonna be there. Now All Stars 4, I went in with a general sense of who's gonna be there because like the girls talk. But so season. Season 10, obviously you have no idea who's gonna be left. All Stars 4, I just was heard the gossip from what I heard around town. All Stars 7, they gave us a sheet that had like, it had everyone who was gonna be there and then extras. They were like, this is a. These are some of the people that might. That might or might not be here. So you could like prepare reads that way. But I don't know if they do that. I don't know if they did do that for these girls though.
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Monet X Change
I mean, how could they do that?
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Bob the Drag Queen
It's not All Stars.
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Monet X Change
They've been with these girls.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I mean, I mean, in terms of letting them know when the challenge was coming. Like, I don't know if they will surprise them when they probably told them the night before. But like, just so you know, the reading challenge is coming up.
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Monet X Change
Maybe.
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Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
To be honest, I can't remember how it worked. My season. We had. It's. It was 10 years ago. I have no clue, to be honest. Yeah, I don't even remember. Uh, but Mikey wins, which I think is she. She did a good job. And then rude teases that the eliminated girls are coming back, but it's actually just their luggage is each. Everyone packed their suitcase with stuff they could make. And I actually really like this idea for a challenge.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I do, I think so it's a design challenge and they have to make a look from a drag bag that an illuminated queen left behind of things that they put the bag, which it's kind of crazy. Like, what if someone had just, I
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Monet X Change
mean, again, I guess a bunch of scraps.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So, yeah, they mentioned it on the
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Monet X Change
show that RuPaul had asked him to pre packed items that they could sew on the show.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And it's obviously the show wouldn't give you your own things to make stuff, so you can like kind of assume what it's for to be a little saboteur. But like, this is a fun challenge. I'll be interesting. So the girls choose and because Mikey Meeks won the reading challenge, she gets to choose first and she chose Briar's suitcase. Now I'm starting to think that some of the girls may have been talking before because. Well, no, I think Juicy just knew what Athena would do because Athena is a mother and she knows Athena is shady. But like, I just don't know why Mikey would.
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Monet X Change
RuPaul said, I heard you had some Intel.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay. He did say that, right?
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Monet X Change
Yeah. To Juicy. Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cause I don't know why Mikey would go for Briar. I'm like, of everyone eliminated, I wouldn't necessarily go for Briar. Like she. Because she said they had similar aesthetics. What about Mikey Meeks and Briar's aesthetics are similar.
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Monet X Change
Dark hair.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
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Monet X Change
I mean, you asked like, I'm not
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Bob the Drag Queen
for a design challenge. Dark hair. Okay.
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Monet X Change
I mean, I don't know. I didn't choose it when I can't defend this choice. You asked what's similar and I gave you the answer. They both have dark hair.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Mikey has Briar. Kenya chose Vita. Darlene chose Athena. Jane chose Sierra Mist. Nini chose Dede Fuego. And Discord chose Mandy Mango.
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Monet X Change
And Jane is feeling really good because a lot of the girls who sew have been eliminated already. Ciara's gone. Vita's gone. Uh, I think those are the main two, right.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Ciara, Vita, and Nini has been doing
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Monet X Change
really well in the challenges of all. But she's still there.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. But she's still there. Yeah. So I think the eliminated, like, seamstresses would be Ciara and Vita for sure.
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Monet X Change
I am. Okay.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Can I tell.
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Monet X Change
That really irritated me. Why? Maybe I'm doing too much. Right. As they were walking with their way with their away luggage, King just goes, they got fried chicken there. I was like, don't. Why would you say that? Why would you just. Why would they put it in? It's like the last thing that they walk away, she's going, they got fried chicken there.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't even hear that.
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Monet X Change
We wound back and turned on captions to make sure I didn't mishear it. I was like, why would she. Girl, everything can't be on fat and black. Nothing wrong with being fat and black. But like, the joke can't just be on fat and black. Like, her read, her first read was a read on black people. She said white. When I said my credit score went
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Bob the Drag Queen
up, I was like, oh, yeah, I did see. I did see. I did not love that.
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Monet X Change
I didn't love that either. Yeah, Come on. Like, what's happening?
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Bob the Drag Queen
What it is when you're not that funny? Like, you just lean into like the low hanging fruit. No shade. Like, it's like. It's like. It's like the baseline thing that she thinks she. That she knows she can say that's funny.
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Monet X Change
And I think sometimes people are just laughing cause they're uncomfortable.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So then the girls all take their away luggage and. Which can I say a small thing that bothered me.
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Monet X Change
I'm listening.
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Bob the Drag Queen
The luggages weren't all the same color. I'm like, away is sponsoring this segment. They can all get that same tan color. And then if they didn't all have the same color, like they weren't organized in a way that made it look intentional. Like if you could get three and four, then put like alternate them. Green, green, tan, green, tan, green, tan. It was like three tan ones. A random green one that's small. I was like, you're sponsoring a segment. Get them 7 tan suitcases or 7 green ones. Is that a crazy ask that would buy me if I was producing the
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Monet X Change
show, I didn't pay attention to it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
apparently Athena left barely anything for Darlene to work with. Athena left 12 yards of non stretch zebra print fabric and two appliques which is crazy. Which apparently I'm looking to find a look. She obviously found some black fabric somewhere. So she left a little more than that.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think she, I, I, I. Well, do they still do the, the interior, the interior illusions wall thing? Do they still have the fabric wall? Yeah, well I, I, I assume they right the mood fabric wall. That's what it is. So maybe there's, maybe she pulled up the. I thought they'd sponsored a wall.
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Monet X Change
Maybe it was a different fabric.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it was moved for some
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Monet X Change
reason anyway, I could be wrong.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe she pulled it back from there orthena put that in there. Jane, don't open Ciara's suitcase. And she's like, yes, my girl Ciara looked out for me. Cause the way Ciara packaged it, they were nicely folded. It looked like they were like mad options of fabric. Then she pulls one out to open it and bitch. Ciara Miz left that girl scraps. Scraps. Some are heavily just jacked up like a little ass thing. Some just big ass cutouts in the fabric. That's crazy.
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Monet X Change
Would you do that to someone?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean I, to be honest, I wouldn't think about it when, when they were thinking of when they were, like, choosing, My brain didn't even go, oh, they're gonna sabotage of the girls. I didn't even think about that. So I. I don't know if. If preparing for the show, if I would have that thought, but because also, I would also think maybe. Maybe what if, like, in a crazy world, I end up getting my suitcase, I'mma fuck myself over.
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Monet X Change
So I don't think I would think to do that.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Would you do that? Would you sabotage?
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Monet X Change
Oh, I. I would. I would pack it appropriately. I would pack something that I can make an eye out of. Genuinely.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I would. My. My brain wouldn't even think to sabotage because I'll be afraid if maybe I would get it, and then I would screw myself over.
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Monet X Change
What gagged me the most when the girl. There was a huge hole in this fabric, and then, like, three or four girls jumped inside of it. I gagged. Did you see this?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. It's giving. When y' all were doing the art challenge, and you're wrangling Thorgy. Like, Thorgy, stop listening to them. Give me my stuff.
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Monet X Change
I would have been. That was an art challenge. That was the Street B challenge. I'd have been like, this is absurd. Like, we. We gotta. This is.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No.
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Monet X Change
Oh, it's not. Oh, that's the episode where I said art.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Monet X Change
So also, Darlene has a degree in
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Bob the Drag Queen
fashion design, which, after the challenge, I was like, I see it before.
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Monet X Change
I think Darlene has some really good looks. I think that Darlene has had a few looks I really, really love. Tbh.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Last week, we didn't get to talk about it, but that beige one was fucking sick. Mixing all those tweeds and those oversized shoulders and those geometric shapes were fucking dope. That outfit was amazing.
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Monet X Change
They do this walkthrough, and I feel like Ru is, like, psychoanalyzing Jane. It all started with this Bette Midler tattoo. Then it became. Then somehow it morphed into, like, insecurity. I was like, what is going on here?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so the Lady M, Is that another name they call Bette Midler?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, Midler. M. Midler.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I know, but was that, like, a name, or was Ru just saying that? Was that, like, a.
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Monet X Change
She's. She's. She is the divine Ms. M, and she's also Lady M. Okay, so my
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Bob the Drag Queen
super brain, I was like. When they were doing the thing, I was. And they did the cutaways, I was like, that lady looks like Bette Midler.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. If you Google the divine Miss M, Bette Midler will pop Up.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. And then I thought, is it supposed to be Madonna? But I was like, no, that's Lori Madonna in the cutaways. I was like, it looks like Bette Midler. I was like, wow, this lady looks like Bette Midler.
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Monet X Change
It is indeed Elizabeth Midler. Joanne III got him. Also, Rue, what do you think about Ru giving discord runaway lessons in the room in front of everybody?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think that it worked. I think that Ru having a little one on one coaching with. Because, I mean, RuPaul back in the day.
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Monet X Change
RuPaul.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, RuPaul still does. RuPaul has a. RuPaul has a very, like, cool, easy, breezy walk. Like when. When RuPaul walks that Runway, he does put his little torso back and he leads with his weights. And RuPaul has a. RuPaul has a great Runway walk, actually. So I think, honestly, getting a little coaching from RuPaul, kind of sickening. I live for it.
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Monet X Change
Um, I also want to talk about.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think RuPaul is the first Runway wonk?
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Monet X Change
RuPaul? Yeah, of course.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
So RuPaul announced that Iman is joining, who is indeed a supermodel Girl. Our post is very split. People are very split. The Internet cannot decide if Brooke Shields is a supermodel or not. Did you read the comments on the post?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I did, but I mean, people in our comments aren't aficionados on Jungkra, the Internet, the world. Like Google says that she's a supermodel.
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Monet X Change
That's AI Monet. I'm remind you, that's AI.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, it wasn't AI overview. It was in her Wikipedia.
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Monet X Change
That's Wikipedia, Monet. Anyone can put anything.
- [21:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wikipedia is a veritable source these days. You can use Wikipedia as a source,
- [21:22]
Monet X Change
but do you know how Wikipedia works? I know, but unless you click the link and find out what the reference is, anyone can go ahead and put anything in. You came out of Britannica.
- [21:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why. Why do you. Why don't you want this lady to be a supermodel? What is it gonna do to you?
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Monet X Change
I don't have any desire to say that Whoopi Goldberg's not a pilot, but she's not a pilot.
- [21:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would go there because she's not a pilot.
- [21:45]
Monet X Change
I don't want Whoopi to not be a pilot. But she's not.
- [21:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's not a pilot. That's. That's crazy.
- [21:49]
Monet X Change
I agree. Whoopi's not a pilot. I agree. I'm glad I'm saying fake about that. All I'M saying is. All I'm saying is the.
- [21:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
The.
- [21:55]
Monet X Change
The comments were very, very split about whether or not she's a supermodel.
- [22:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, if you don't, if you will go shut your ass up and do what Jacob says to do and move the motherfucking thing on.
- [22:07]
Monet X Change
Well, Juana Jr. Says Brooks Shields is not a supermodel. Period or point blank period. So take it up with. Take it up.
- [22:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
What makes you a damn. Who are you?
- [22:19]
Monet X Change
Take it up. Take it up. Take it up with Juana. Because wanna said it.
- [22:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can somebody. Can somebody from Monation say that she is?
- [22:27]
Monet X Change
And then maybe Juana is Monation. You don't know who wanna goes for?
- [22:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, wanna gives bobblehead. I can see she's a bobblehead girl. Please.
- [22:35]
Monet X Change
I'm gonna continue. Like I was trying to say before
- [22:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cray Dalton, here come Jacob.
- [22:43]
Monet X Change
The crystal bit I really thought was really funny. Like, that really hit me.
- [22:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
The what?
- [22:49]
Monet X Change
They were like, naming girls who can do whatever. And then she was like, oh, and Crystal is a good sewer can sew. They're like, who is Crystal?
- [22:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [22:57]
Monet X Change
And then this. She just forgot Sierra's name. Uh, but that really. I thought. I think what she was mixing up was Crystal Light.
- [23:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's no one named Crystal Light.
- [23:08]
Monet X Change
I know. I think she heard Sierra Ms. Crystal Light and just kind of like went. Her brain just went there.
- [23:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I don't think it's all of that, but go off, sister.
- [23:19]
Monet X Change
Why. Why else would she call her Crystal?
- [23:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cuz Sierra Crystal.
- [23:25]
Monet X Change
So you think your cuz Sierra Crystal makes more sense than my thing that actually draws a connection. So mine was like, worded, and it had a. Had a thesis and had a whole thing.
- [23:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
And yours was like, okay, go on. A whole thing? What? A thesis and what else?
- [23:39]
Monet X Change
And yours was what else? You had a crystal and yours was crystal. This will be clear.
- [23:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I think it was Crystal Method. She was thinking it's a drag queen.
- [23:52]
Monet X Change
Someone said, I agree, Bob. Thank you, Crayon. Thank you, Crinol.
- [23:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Looks like Kennedy.
- [24:00]
Monet X Change
That picture is way too small. All right, just as a reminder, y', all, if you ever want to watch us do this live, you can join the Patreon at our top tier. And they actually get to watch us podcast live right here. We have a really special episode coming up that some of y' all might really want to tune in for. It's going to be kind of gaggy.
- [24:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a what?
- [24:17]
Monet X Change
Our special episode coming up is going to be gaggy.
- [24:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, it was a really fun one. I really enjoyed it. I had a really good time. And shout out to any. Oh, my gosh. Shout out to any of the patrons and coulants and stepdads and probably a cousin or two that were there. That was really fun. We should do another one of those, girl.
- [24:33]
Monet X Change
Another one of what?
- [24:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just a live. That space there is, like, nice.
- [24:36]
Monet X Change
We should go to your studio here.
- [24:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
To your studio.
- [24:38]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So Discord is trying to pull something with these pins. This is the beginning of safety pin gate.
- [24:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I must. I missed it. Does she have any safety pins in her thing or. These are all her own safety pins. She.
- [24:56]
Monet X Change
What do you mean you missed it? This was literally the crux of the.
- [24:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I didn't realize where she got them from. I don't know if she got them in the workroom or they just weren't in the box.
- [25:04]
Monet X Change
This has been the. From this point on, they explained this, like, five times. I do not know how you missed this.
- [25:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I just didn't. I don't know if I did. If I. If I miss her. Like, were they in the workroom or she. She brought it from her own stuff.
- [25:18]
Monet X Change
They were not in the box is what we know. They were not in the luggage because
- [25:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
no one just has 800 safety pins just in their shit.
- [25:26]
Monet X Change
I have a sneaking suspicion that Discord would. Of all people, Discord would. But this is the beginning of it. And she's telling Nini Coco, and Nini Coco's kind of like, okay. But also, Jane is really winning me over this episode. I love her obsession with the Black Eyed Peas. That is so funny to me. I also love the Black Eyed Peas. They're genuinely a fantastic, fantastic group.
- [25:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know Will. I am. And, oh, Fergie. I do not know the Puerto Rican guy's name. What's his name?
- [25:55]
Monet X Change
How you know he Puerto Rican?
- [25:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought he was Puerto Rican. Maybe he's not.
- [26:00]
Monet X Change
I don't know what he is. I don't remember his name either.
- [26:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy being from a group and you have two people. We know the name, and I don't know the other two. I don't know him or the other guy.
- [26:10]
Monet X Change
I mean, how many members of Aerosmith can you name?
- [26:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know any of them besides Aerosmith.
- [26:16]
Monet X Change
There's no one in Aerosmith called Aerosmith.
- [26:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, there you go.
- [26:20]
Monet X Change
You can't name anyone from Aerosmith.
- [26:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
- [26:23]
Monet X Change
How about Maroon 5?
- [26:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
This love is taking a tone. No, I can tell you. I know NSync.
- [26:31]
Monet X Change
Can you name anyone from Lincoln Park?
- [26:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Limbis is Limp Bizkit.
- [26:39]
Monet X Change
Limb Bizkit is a different group. Limp Bizkit is a whole separate group. That's not even a person either. Fred Nurses part.
- [26:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Fred Durst. I knew that.
- [26:48]
Monet X Change
How about Kiss? Can you name someone from Kiss?
- [26:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jean Simmons.
- [26:52]
Monet X Change
There we go. I know we get one. So this one we find out. You already brought it up. First of all, Darlene keeps her wigs in a Ziploc bag. This is sending me.
- [27:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
They're synthetic wigs. Who cares?
- [27:08]
Monet X Change
It's the. It's that. This is the wig she bought two Drag Race. She bought all these wigs to drag raids in a synthetic in a Ziploc bag. And she wears them for real. They're not just like bits. These are like wigs she wears.
- [27:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, well, I think what also, she clearly can. She knows her way around a wig. I think that bitches that can style now. I would never do that because I need to have my wigs in a stylable fashion. I cannot pull a wig out of a Ziploc bag and do anything to it. So mine would have to be nicely tamed, which she clearly can see. Can do here.
- [27:40]
Monet X Change
I've seen you pull away chat up out of your purse, bitch.
- [27:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Ditto. Ho. Jayne said at Roscoe's that they had just told someone else they couldn't use boning unless it was used as it was as it was used as you intended. And everyone heard. And Discord still did that. Oh, that's why. It's shady.
- [28:01]
Monet X Change
But we'll get there. We're going to get you on the thing soon. So let's look at these looks, shall we?
- [28:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, let's go into the looks.
- [28:10]
Monet X Change
Up first.
- [28:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Iman looks incredible. Look at this. She's wearing art. She's wearing wearable art.
- [28:17]
Monet X Change
Yeah. First we have the judges. Everyone looks fantastic. Everyone. Everyone looks great. No notes.
- [28:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is Maroon's hand all the way up here?
- [28:26]
Monet X Change
He's like, holding her titty up. Maybe. Maybe the bra strap. The under the underwire. Her bra came down on that side.
- [28:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you notice that she does this now or you still haven't noticed it?
- [28:35]
Monet X Change
I haven't managed to do it. Gag when maybe her rotator cuff is fucked up.
- [28:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe. Let's go on to the looks. First up we have Darlene Mitchell. This was a slam dunk. I thought this was so fucking good. You can tell the error. You can tell what she's evoking immediately. I feel like I could see this in a fierce Runway fashion magazine in the 80s. She looks so good and she Made the earrings, she made the purse, the ring, and she hand stitched the little poofy pleaty parts. The ruch, the ruching bitch, everything. And the hair with it was perfect. I would wear this outfit.
- [29:16]
Monet X Change
This outfit looks amazing. The Ziploc bag, wig did her great. The. The. The earrings, the. The details on the purse. This look is phenomenal. She looks.
- [29:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's really good.
- [29:28]
Monet X Change
Amazing. And that's the degree of fashion design mama.
- [29:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I don't know, she made these glow. This is so good. Like, having it all in black and wearing black opaque tights with it was chef's kiss. She looks so high fashion. So cunt, so. And the proportions are so good. She snatched that fucking waist. And I think Darlene really nailed it. I was so. When she turned the corner, I was gagged. I was so impressed.
- [29:56]
Monet X Change
And her legs look amazing.
- [29:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, they look a million feet long. The judges said they were. Came with her shoes. Like, was she the one that came with her shoes? I'm like, they're black.
- [30:03]
Monet X Change
I came from her.
- [30:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
And juicy shoes like Darlene's are less offensive, though. Also, at the end of the day, I know they don't like her shoes, but you came with what you came with, and at least it wasn't those big chunky ones. Like the shoe.
- [30:16]
Monet X Change
The shoe would've been bad paint there.
- [30:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm saying, like, the shoe, like, really disappears. Maybe obviously in person, you can see it a little better on video and picture. It really disappeared. So it was a what I think it was. Darlene killed it. I loved it. Close your eyes.
- [30:36]
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- [30:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today.
- [30:42]
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- [30:51]
Monet X Change
And breathe.
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- [30:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
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- [31:05]
Monet X Change
Let's go on to our next look. Up next, we have discord. She's going to the end of the world party. I think this look is great.
- [31:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. Except the fucking gloves. Why those weird red gloves? I think the gloves were such a. It takes me out of the fantasy. Like, the thigh high red boots are great. That's all the red you needed. She did not need these fucking weird monster gloves. Like, she always just does a little extra that. That throws her outfit off for me. But I think it looks really good sans gloves, in my opinion. And the walk. The walk really did improve. And RuPaul giving that thumbs up was so fucking cute.
- [31:38]
Monet X Change
Her no nail thumbs up. Do you agree that. That this is cheating?
- [31:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, they were char. I. I only think it's cheating now with the context of what Jane allegedly said at Roscoe's, saying that someone asked to use boning, and they said no, and she's using something that was not in her box still, then I think it's cheating.
- [32:05]
Monet X Change
They said you can use the boning, but it has to be used as a bone. So what they were saying was the boning cannot be decorative, so you can use boning, but it has to be used as intended. So her workaround was. I'm not sewing. I'm holding my outfit together with safety pins. I actually think this is a pretty smart workaround. And honestly.
- [32:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
But they were saying it's not really holding her dress up, though. One of them said no.
- [32:28]
Monet X Change
She said that not all of the pins are holding her dress up. She. Jane said that some of those pins are not holding her dress together, but she said she didn't sew anything.
- [32:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think it looks really cool. I think this outfit is great. I hate the gloves, and I think the girls are just jealous. I would have been like, girl, whatever. If. Also, if the jets are not clocking me, who's gonna check me if RuPaul's not checking me? Bitch, why the fuck do you care? They literally had 14 to 14 cameras watching me for eight hours making the dress. And I. They said it was okay to do. So why do you. So why are you my business? Fuck you. But, yeah, so I think she killed it.
- [33:05]
Monet X Change
Let's go on to the next contestant. Up next, we have Juicy Love. Dion. I gotta say, seeing her in this wig, I see why she wears short hair.
- [33:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she looks good with this hair.
- [33:16]
Monet X Change
What do you mean? I think this hair is really unflattering. So I think about. She looks. I agree she looks. I think she looks better. I agree with her. I'm assuming. I think she looks better in short hair. I do.
- [33:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I disagree. I think this big hair actually looks really good on her. It's a nice change. I think the big hair looks cunt on her. I did not get what they were going off on this dress. Like, the dress is fine. Like, it's definitely towards the bottom of the pack. But I did not understand why they were, like, ugh, raving and rocking and Rolling about.
- [33:44]
Monet X Change
This is the outfit you made?
- [33:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is. Mine was cut.
- [33:50]
Monet X Change
What? What's what? What makes yours better than hers?
- [33:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
The color, the how. It's two together. The styling. What?
- [33:57]
Monet X Change
Neither of you chose your color, so
- [33:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I bet it's still the thing that made my better. What of it?
- [34:03]
Monet X Change
Do you think? You think yours is better than hers?
- [34:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Did you win that week?
- [34:08]
Monet X Change
Did you win that week? I mean, you said they win. Did you win that week?
- [34:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I didn't win. I was safe, though.
- [34:13]
Monet X Change
So you both. Maybe they're equal.
- [34:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Kant. Kant. Kant, Honey.
- [34:22]
Monet X Change
It is kind of the same outfit, though.
- [34:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's Kant minus Kant. I don't like. I don't like her thicker. Her thicker.
- [34:28]
Monet X Change
Even the same hair. That's crazy.
- [34:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm an afro. She is not a wearing afro. What are you talking about?
- [34:33]
Monet X Change
Talk about big, curly red hair. You're both wearing big, curly red hair.
- [34:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hers is not red. Hers is. Hers is orange.
- [34:40]
Monet X Change
That's a version of red. She has like. Like she's a ginger. Okay.
- [34:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Pink. Pink is also a version of red. Pink and orange.
- [34:47]
Monet X Change
If someone had this hair, you call them redhead. You wouldn't call them an orange head.
- [34:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, I would know. Like, this to me is the same color the fucking Jane don't had. That's not a redhead. That's orange, bitch. Is clown orange?
- [34:57]
Monet X Change
Well, let's ask the chat. Chat. Is she a redhead? You tell us.
- [35:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I didn't like her thicker cuffs at the bottom. I didn't like the thicker cuffs.
- [35:07]
Monet X Change
Let's go into our heads.
- [35:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet has body. They said Monet has body. Is this also redhead?
- [35:15]
Monet X Change
This hair is much more orange than the last hair.
- [35:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's still orange. It's not giving redhead, Babe, you said
- [35:21]
Monet X Change
it was the same hair and it's not.
- [35:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, her hairline is fucking great on this. This bitch can do drag.
- [35:30]
Monet X Change
This look is fantastic. I absolutely. The chat's saying, yes, she's a redhead. Thank you.
- [35:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
The chat. One person.
- [35:39]
Monet X Change
Listen. Someone says, I'm Onation. But you're both. But you're. But you're both. They're both redheads. Redhead. Who says orange head? Ginger family coming from redhead. Monet is redhead. Juicy is not. That's one on your side.
- [35:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. And this person, then this.
- [35:54]
Monet X Change
This is.
- [35:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is this person's existence. How y' all gonna challenge this bitch's? This is her existence. She's not no balding. She's not no bald bitch like you making a rule for redhead.
- [36:04]
Monet X Change
You want to talk? I have hair, bitch. You're bald. A girl.
- [36:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Again, like, again, that is a suggestion of hair. Calm down. And you.
- [36:11]
Monet X Change
You don't even have a thought. You. You don't even have a vision of love. And I don't want.
- [36:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want one. I'm happy over here.
- [36:18]
Monet X Change
That's why you told me you're. That's why you told me you're considering it.
- [36:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I said considering. I'm also. I'm also considering going to the moon. Am I going?
- [36:25]
Monet X Change
No, you're not going to say. Regard to the moon.
- [36:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
They are. They're taking seven drag queens to space. And I. And they asked me to think about it, and I said, I don't want to go.
- [36:34]
Monet X Change
This outfit looks fantastic. She looks great. I have. I literally have no notes. This is a beautiful dress. She looks amazing. Everything about this look is fantastic. Everything about this look is spot on grape.
- [36:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not even a single note when you consider everything that she. Like, she literally had to make her own textile. She had to make her own fabric. She had to stitch this together because this bitch gave her scraps. And putting the appliques on top to give me a texture and dimension. And I just. I mean, again, her putting the appliques on there, that does add a lot of dimension. I think it looks amazing. But I disagree with Michelle saying that if it wasn't on there, it wouldn't look good. I think it would still. By taking those two. Those two fabrics and putting them together, those. The ones that she. That are the stripes, I think that still look really fucking fierce. But again, this. Jane knocked it out of the park. And having that long slit up the side is so sexy. She killed this. She's a Jane. Dawn is a great drag queen.
- [37:29]
Monet X Change
Cray dawn said, I can't believe Jane made this in the workroom. I know. It's really good. It's really, really good.
- [37:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, what's better, this or Utica's sleeping bag?
- [37:38]
Monet X Change
You'd be a superb. Glad we have this chat.
- [37:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to our next queen, who is Nene Koko giving Fashion Week post show garden party. And I thought this was a chop. I did not like this. I did not think this was cool. The judges raved about it and blah, blah, blah. I thought this was whack. I thought using that fabric, the one she had on top, the Didi Fuego. The textured one. Sorry. The pattern that she printed on there, I think making something else out of that would have been cool. I did not like this high, low cape thing. I thought this was boo.
- [38:11]
Monet X Change
You know, the longer I look at it, the less I like it. I think it's just this fabric. I don't like this. I think it's really this fabric. If this were any other fabric, I think I really like it. I didn't love the cape. The train coming off. I think it'd be cute. She had put it up and it became a cape. Like an actual cape. From a train to a cape would have been cute, but I don't have anything. I don't feel too bad about it, but I'm not, like obsessed with this look though.
- [38:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a chop. And putting that orange catsuit under it was also whack. I don't even get. I don't even get the story. Like fashion week, post show garden party. Are you trying to do like a Richard Quinn situation? Like, Richard Quinn, like what. What makes Richard. Richard Quinn's like fashion like, jaw dropping and great is that it's all usually one pattern and it's like head to toe and like. So this is not. This is not giving what I think she thinks is giving.
- [38:58]
Monet X Change
Let's go to our next one. I love we have Mikey Meeks. I absolutely loved this look. Mikey Meeks is a great fucking drag queen. She looks amazing. This is so good. She made those fucking headphones. The muff is a little strange looking, but she. This is a great look. She's a great drag queen.
- [39:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
I fucking love this. I thought this was so, so, so good. It looks so cool. It looks chic. And I agree with the judges. Her choosing to put the black under this, like this sequin, bluish, midnight color fabric, it did elevate the whole thing. And having this whole narrative that she's doing, like she's going skiing or she's some rich person. I make may she had to make these earmuffs. She made them off. And she made the shoe covers for her boots so she can for shoes, make them look like thigh high boots. Bitch. She killed this. I thought this was such a really, really, really good done. Good job.
- [39:57]
Monet X Change
Hey, guys, I'm going to put a poll on the Patreon just for the cool aunts and uncles. And we're going to find out who you all think has the best runaway from this week. And we'll reveal it at the end of the episode. Cause I really want to know Yalls thoughts because I am curious to what y' all think. And then at the end, not maybe then at the end, we'll see if your opinions align with me and Monet's opinion. But if you I think that.
- [40:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry, go ahead.
- [40:20]
Monet X Change
No, I was going to ask you to take this part. Next part away while I make the poll. Yeah.
- [40:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think that her hairline, like, at first I just get bothered by it because obviously she's using. She's using her out of drag hairline for her hair, and she puts a fall behind it. And at first he's bothering me, but I think she's figured something out because it's changed from how she was doing it at the start of the season. Like, she must be coloring it differently or coloring it in, because now it looks like a pretty feminine hairline. And I'm into it. At first I was like, this looks suspicious. This looks sus. Sussy as fuck. But I think it looks really good now.
- [40:54]
Monet X Change
And I'm putting the names in. We have Jane. Who else? We have Jane.
- [40:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
We have Jane Doan. Mikey Meeks. Nene.
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Monet X Change
Hello, Mikey.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Juicy.
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Monet X Change
Juicy.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Kenya.
- [41:11]
Monet X Change
Kenya. Oh, can I spell Juicy? There we go. Kenya.
- [41:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God.
- [41:15]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
- [41:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all know they're gonna be 19 typos up in this.
- [41:19]
Monet X Change
Kenya. And who else?
- [41:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Darlene. Darlene Darling. And that should be seven.
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Monet X Change
Is that everyone?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Discord.
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Monet X Change
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. We're missing one. Discord. Discord Adams. All right, y' all head over to the Patreon. This is just for the cool aunts and uncles, and we will find out who or should I open up to. Everyone, let them all vote. What do you think?
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Bob the Drag Queen
No. Yeah, let everyone vote. The cool aunts and uncles are. Stepdads are already here. Getting something that no one's getting to.
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Monet X Change
Let y' all know what our patrons think, who they think has the best look of the week. All right, let's move to our next
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Bob the Drag Queen
queen, who is Kenya Pleaser, which she did such a great job. This was a great, great, great, great, great look. Having this. This afro was lovely. The fabric mix, mixing the sequin with the velvet or velveteen, actually, I think it was a really great choice. Her body looks great. Her proportion looks great. Her tits always look so good. I think Kenya really did a great job. I was very proud of her for this.
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Monet X Change
Well, James Pepe put it out, and I was just about to say this is her interest look. Except the top has got sleeve. Got sleeves on it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
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Monet X Change
I mean, nothing wrong with. Nothing wrong with the repeat. But I do think that her tits need to be bigger like her. She needs bigger titties. Like, it doesn't feel like she's patting her bra very much. You know what I mean? That being said, she looks stunning. This is a great look. And she genuinely looks really good. And I cannot believe that she made those other outfits. If she can make this.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she clearly has one thing she can do very well, which is a jumpsuit. Catsuit.
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Monet X Change
Jumpsuit.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That's her thing.
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Monet X Change
Girl, who's your favorite look of the week?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think. Let me go look at them. My favorite look of the week is going to be you go. I'm still thinking. I can't decide between two of them.
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Monet X Change
It's Darlene for me. I like James, but Darlene's is. I think this is so fashionable. It looks absolutely amazing. She just looks so good to me.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'm between Mikey and Darlene and I think I will agree with you. I'm gonna lean to. I'm gonna lean to Darlene. I think it just looks so effortless. It looks like Darlene could have brought this with her. Like, I could see Darlene being in evogue does like a little throwback 80s, a little fashion spread. Like they would hire her because of this look alone. It is so, so, so good. I love Janet. Darlene's outfit. She looks really cool.
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Monet X Change
As of right now, we have 125 votes and 34% of them all go to Darlene. Darlene's in Lee and then Jane don't is in second place with 27% of the vote.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Does she always use her boy brows?
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Monet X Change
Who, Darlene?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
I'm not sure. Tbh. I don't think she does. Um, let's talk about making the choice
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Bob the Drag Queen
to use her hair. Does look like she looks so andro in the face, which I. But I'm into it though. Like, she look is this like really androgynous. All of it just works so well together. I'm gonna be the dead horse, but I'm like obsessed.
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Monet X Change
Let's go on to the judging. So the judges liked everyone. They live for everyone's look. All they were critiquing was basically shoes. Yeah, I could feel that. Who's going home and why was in the air something. I just tasted it in the air. Something was like, it's time for who should go home and why. I knew it was coming. And then Darlene said Discord because she doesn't have a win.
- [44:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Discord said, you don't have a win either.
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Monet X Change
And then Discord said Darlene for the same reason. And then Juicy said Discord because she has no wins and the safety pins weren't in the suitcase. Jane said Discord because she has no wins and because all the safety pins aren't holding her garment together. Nene said Discord because she wasn't as resourceful. Mikey said Discord based off her track record. And Kenya said Discord because she should have used other fabrics in the thing that. So everyone voted for Discord. Discord except for herself.
- [45:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
What did you think? And I was watching, thinking to myself, my God, this Untucked is going to be raised. I almost actually stopped the episode, watched the Untucked, and then came back to the episode so I could watch it in the world that it happens. I have friends who. They'll watch it, and then once they go back, they turn on. They turn on Untucked, and then once they come back, they turn back on Drag Race. Then once they're eliminated, they turn back on Untucked. So you can watch it in the actual chronological order.
- [45:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I see what you're saying. That's smart.
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Monet X Change
But I mean, spoiler alert. Nothing happened. Nothing. We'll talk about Untuck later. It was gaggy, actually.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So, yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I think. But according to Discord, she's probably not going to take it as everyone's coming for her. She's going to roll into some compliment, it may be to how she's doing the competition, because they are probably scared of her. Yi. Um. But, yeah, people, anytime Ru asks that question, everyone tends to go to Go. Tends to go to one person. I don't think he's ever asked this question. And it was like a split decision. It's always a pile on one person.
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Monet X Change
It was split on my season.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Who did y' all say?
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Monet X Change
Everyone said Derek or Chichi. It was split right down the middle.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. But you never have one where it's like. Like four different options.
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Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
Usually you can tell what's going on. Yeah. Let's go. So we get back from Untucked, and Darlene, Mikey, Nina, Discord, and Juicy are all safe.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Nene.
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Monet X Change
What'd I say? Nina, Nene, Discord, Darlene, Mikey, Juicy are all safe. And then. Jd, can you lip sync for the win? Kenya?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think Kenya beat her.
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Monet X Change
No, Kenya didn't even know the words.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. Yes, she did know the words.
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Monet X Change
The part where she's doing this long. Yeah, but. But she's. But Patti LaBelle is still singing like she made the. Yeah, yeah. Go way longer than it should have gone. And then it cuts to Jane don't, and then Jane don't is literally the part. There were a few times where I was thinking that Kenya came Out too hot. She came out at, like, a 20. There was. She had nowhere to build to. Like, within, within, within. Within 10 seconds.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She was like, um, Jane did do some fun things. When she did, like, the door thing opening and walking through, I thought that was really clever. I was like, oh, it's giving a New York City queen.
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Monet X Change
She did the Eureka. She did the Eureka o' Hara Kenya Pleaser did.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Which is what?
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Monet X Change
You hold your arms out and you wave, and you're like. To show emotion, you put your arms out as far as possible. You just kind of wave them back and forth to show how intense you're being.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Is that a Eureka trick?
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Monet X Change
I've seen it a lot of times.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. I mean, you. You've probably seen Eureka o' Hara Lip sync more than a lot of us, to be honest.
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Monet X Change
Probably. I worked with her several times. I did a whole season of a show with her, and I've toured with her twice. Right now we have 334 votes on the. On the Patreon, and Darlene is still in the lead with 37% of the vote. And dead last is Juicy love Dion with 1% of the vote.
- [48:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what I said. Wait, how's Needy Coco stacking up over there?
- [48:20]
Monet X Change
Nene Coco currently has 13% of the vote.
- [48:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was whack. Jay, Jay, Jay. Just be dick riding Nene Coco. He probably want to. He probably want to want to fucking lick her bits.
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Monet X Change
All right, so Jane don't wins. Kenya go back and watch. She didn't know. She didn't know the words. It was actually really annoying.
- [48:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, maybe. You know what? Maybe she just gets really excited because
- [48:50]
Monet X Change
Iron Kelly HD said Kenya didn't know a single word. Rewatch it. I was so mad or I was mad.
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Bob the Drag Queen
What it is, is I just refuse to believe that. Kenny. Every week, Kenya just goes in, not knowing to lip sync. I think that. I think she gets really excited, and her body, like, she just, like, forget it. And, like, in her excitement, she just, like, loses her grasp on the lyrics because there's no way Kenya Pleaser recorded a track for a talent show and she did not listen to it. There's no way that Kenya Pleaser, like, is going over these songs and she just does little words. I think she gets really excited.
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Monet X Change
Well, I don't know the answer, but I know she needs to fucking figure it out, because it is, first of all, Jacob Albright.
- [49:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said Darlene, mind you. Monet said Mikey was her top look. I said darlene. Jacob Albright 5580.
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Monet X Change
I'll start fight with people when I this is not who we are, bitch.
- [49:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll fucking fight with you. Don't start with me. I'm taking it easy on you. Sicky.
- [49:46]
Monet X Change
Kevin Ray said, I think Monet's in a bad mood this time.
- [49:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not.
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Monet X Change
Jay says, I love Monet, but she's on one this week.
- [49:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that's only because I came from fucking Jay. Jay said it another time.
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Monet X Change
Jay for pay said, thank you, Bob, for not being a Kenya apologist.
- [50:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. Here you go.
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Monet X Change
Black Dan George Art said on. On your one. Wow. I think that people are calling out how upset you are today.
- [50:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
The fact you guys are all dog piling on a black queen who loves fried chicken and her credits growing up by being white people is really disheartening and I don't like that.
- [50:24]
Monet X Change
I'm so mad that she said that fried chicken. That pissed me off. It really.
- [50:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jay just said she should have let that white ass drag queen tear up in a patty lamester.
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Monet X Change
I'm still really upset that she. That she. I can't. It was very. It was very upsetting. Anyway, listen, y', all, we only discuss Untucked on the Patreon, so if you want to find out what we're about to say about Untucked and the drama of the world, please join us there. We'll see you all there in a second.
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