The One Where Bob Buys An Old House

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: The One Where Bob Buys An Old House

Episode Date: February 9, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Theme:
A rollicking ride through friendship debates, party-hosting etiquette, drag queen vocabulary, and Bob’s dream to buy and slowly renovate a massive old house in a charming small town.

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Episode Overview

This episode is quintessential Sibling Rivalry: a mix of playful banter, hilarious debates on etiquette and language, musings on lifestyle trends, and a deep-dive into Bob’s vision of buying a sprawling, fixer-upper home. Monét and Bob’s dynamic, with its mix of teasing, friendly arguments, and shared queer cultural references, is in full force. Key topics include “soft life” aesthetics, vocabulary flexing, etiquette for hosts, and Bob’s ideal of slowly restoring an old house.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Vocabulary Challenge and Word Games

Timestamps: 03:00–19:00

• The hosts play a word game, each trying to sneak an assigned “vocabulary word” into conversation.

• They debate the usage and meaning of words like “flatware” vs. “utensils,” “mendacious,” “loquacious,” and “interlocutor.”

• Jacob helps define and referee vocabulary disputes.

  "So you're green today." – Monét (03:22)
  "I knew it already." – Bob, boasting about knowing his word (05:28)
  "Loquacious Queen would be a good name for me." – Bob (12:34)

Notable Quotable

• Bob (14:32): “Amanda Seales can will cuss you out and call you a nigga motherfucking da da da. And also bust out some Merriam Webster Oxford dictionary words in the same sentence. I'm obsessed with that.”

2. Branding, Art, and Podcast Identity

Timestamps: 03:36–05:03

• Reminiscing about changes in podcast cover art and branding, comparing with other drag podcasts.

• Playful shade about logo color choices and who designed them.

  "Should we make it our cover art? Should we change the COVID art?" – Monét (04:01)

3. “Soft Life,” Tradwives, and Modern Gender Roles

Timestamps: 07:12–10:37

• Bob and Monét discuss the “soft life” movement for Black women and the tradwife trend, weighing the appeal of traditional relationships and power dynamics.

• The conversation pivots to influencers Nara Smith and Lucky Blue Smith, their Mormon upbringing, and whether Mormons can model “sexy.”

  "Hardwig Soft Life. You wear these ugly wigs and then you get these rich white guys to take care of you…" - Bob (07:32)
  “If everyone’s consenting… I actually don’t see any problem with that.” – Bob, on tradwife arrangements (07:59)

4. Social Etiquette: Parties, Shoes, and Snacks

Timestamps: 20:43–28:42

• Debate on proper numbers for “taking your shoes off at a party” and the hosting obligation to provide snacks.

• Bob is adamant: after 20 people, guests should keep their shoes on.

• Monét reminisces about classy hosts (like Naomi Smalls) and serving snacks to friends.

  “If you have more than 20 people, just… first of all, there’s a mountain of shoes at the front door…” – Bob (27:51)
  “If Naomi’s having two people over, bitch. Naomi is cutting up charcuterie.” – Monét (26:39)

5. “Sex and the City" and TV Culture Debates

Timestamps: 28:49–34:25

• Discussion of a famous SATC episode about losing shoes at a no-shoes party, with Bob and Monét reenacting Carrie’s drama.

• Playful phone call to their Australian friend Kiki to see if she watched SATC, challenging Monét’s claim about gay Australian men and “Sex and the City”.

  “My claim is that Australian zoo—” – Monét, getting lost in her own argument (30:22)
  “You cannot gaslight me into believing that. You called her to prove that Australians don’t watch Sex in the City.” – Bob (30:15)

6. Drag Queen Names & Language Play

Timestamps: 11:03–13:37

• Bob and Monét brainstorm alternate drag queen names, with options like “Loquacious Queen,” “Belinda China Shop,” and “Lavonda Bridges.”
• Nostalgic references to learning SAT vocabulary from TV shows growing up.

7. Bob’s Dream House: The Main Event

Timestamps: 44:28–51:10

• Bob details his fantasy of buying a giant, cheap old house (6-8,000 sq ft, 10 bedrooms) in a small Southern town, and spending decades remodeling it at his own pace.

• Monét finds the idea anxiety-inducing—she prefers projects completed quickly and doesn’t see the appeal of “quaint,” slow, small-town life.

  “I kind of have this vision of like buying a giant cheap house now and just working on it until the day I die.” – Bob (44:34)
  “How big is this home?” – Monét (45:30)
  “Maybe I’LL go there to write from time to time. I wanted to be in a small town.” – Bob (45:48)

8. The Cost of Homes, Inflation, and Remodeling Philosophy

Timestamps: 49:33–51:42

• Reflections on generational changes in home prices; stories of people’s first houses costing only a few thousand dollars.

• Bob plans to buy for under $100K and renovate slowly, stressing there's “no rush.”

• Monét can’t relate and would want the house done quickly.

  “I think it’d be fierce. And you’re gonna come?” – Bob (51:42)
  “Maybe.” – Monét (51:45)
  “If you don’t say ‘I’m coming’ right now, you will literally never see this home.” – Bob (51:46)

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Additional Highlights & Memorable Moments

• Bob and Monét’s ongoing playful rivalry about being “loquacious,” knowing the lyrics to “Vogue,” and who was right in arguments.
• The running joke about Monét loving towns because “someone had a big dick” (34:34).
• Imagining their demographic audiences: Rob Anderson’s crowd is “fully like middle aged white ladies” (41:28).
• Deliberations about what age counts as “middle age” (42:00).

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• “Amanda Seales can will cuss you out and… bust out some Merriam Webster Oxford dictionary words in the same sentence.” – Bob (14:32)
• “You can bite through a finger like a carrot.” – Monét (06:50)
• “Flatware is not even a fancy term. Oh… why is she causing a scene about me saying flat?” – Bob (18:07)
• “If you have more than 20 people, there’s a mountain of shoes at the front door.” – Bob (27:51)
• “You see me. No, I’m not a size queen. I’m not a size queen.” – Monét (34:53)
• “I kind of have this vision of like buying a giant cheap house now and just working on it until the day I die.” – Bob (44:34)
• “I literally said maybe.” – Monét (51:59)
• “If you don’t say ‘I’m coming’ right now, you will literally never see this home.” – Bob (51:46)
• “You’ll regret that.” – Bob (52:06)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:00 – Vocabulary challenge starts
• 07:12 – “Soft life” discussion
• 11:03 – Drag name wordplay
• 14:32 – Amanda Seales vocabulary admiration
• 20:43 – Bob/Monét party-hosting etiquette debate
• 27:51 – Shoe etiquette & party thresholds
• 29:39 – SATC “Carrie’s missing shoes” recap
• 44:28 – Bob’s vision for his old house
• 49:33 – Home-buying prices and Bob’s slow-reno philosophy
• 51:46 – Bob’s ultimatum for Monét to visit his house

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Conclusion

This episode exemplifies the Sibling Rivalry magic: witty repartee, tangents that turn into thoughtful social commentary, and endearing vulnerability under all the jokes. Bob’s dream of buying and eternally renovating a “cheap old house” wraps the episode with both humor and a surprising note of genuine aspiration. Monét’s skepticism and Bob’s stubbornness provide the comedy that fans love, all filtered through the lens of queer friendship and found family.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet finds out what flatware is.

[Monet X Change]

Bob buys a cheap old house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I confused myself and what my claim was. And we found out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can Mormons be models? Did you have sex today in your. Did you fuck Fierra?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This is giving a maybe umbre. He is screaming in her face.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you know, sometimes that's how love be sometimes. You never had that. You've never had the feelings. You just want to just sing to your lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, never you.

[Monet X Change]

So you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not during sex.

[Monet X Change]

So you don't love me. Because you scream and stick to me all the time. I'm your lover. I am one of you. I am your lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not my lover.

[Monet X Change]

I am your lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not my lover.

[Monet X Change]

I'm your platonic lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are my love.

[Monet X Change]

I am. No, I'm your platonic lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you gonna tell me what you are to me?

[Monet X Change]

Cause we fuck platonically all the time. You know, you fuck with me, we platonically fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am freezing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, it's not that. Well, I do have my. I'm cozy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I am freezing comfortable in my skin.

[Monet X Change]

Cozy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's actually warming up a little bit. Cause you. I Don't like the ugly.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I wanted to do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this is.

[Shannon Maldonado]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. This is a lovely brand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a brand.

[Monet X Change]

This is a weird sponsor. We don't know these people. This is a black owned energy drink company called. Well, with all. They're amazing. They taste so, so, so good. My friend Alfonso, who is the CEO of Spill, which is a black social network, brought these over, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Monet X Change]

This peach is so good. I'm going to shout them out to the black owned energy drink company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't try to sneak in your brand deals. And if I'm not. If you are only getting paid, we ain't talking about it, toots.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, oh, hold on. Okay, so we each have a vocabulary word that we have to sneak in in the first 15 minutes of the pod. And I am checking mine right now. Oh, this is. Yeah, that's gonna be easy. Easy and breezy, mama. So you're green today.

[Jacob]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

You're green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am. You're really in your elf of a bag today. You're obsessed with Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

You the one that brought it up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're wearing a fuck sweater. You're dressed in all green and you're wearing pink. I am obsessed with Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

And you have this pink sign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't deny it.

[Monet X Change]

So you're Glinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who chose the pink for us? Cause none of us, neither of us likes pink.

[Monet X Change]

I know I'm not a pink girl. I don't know. I think it was Jay. Jay created a logo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I like it, but I'm like, pink.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't know why Jay went with pink. Actually. That's a great idea. Jay also made our cover art, which I love. Oh, someone had a great suggestion. Should we finally get into season whatever it is and do a new cover art with the new Side by Side?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We already did it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Should we make it our cover art? Should we change the COVID art?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, sure.

[Monet X Change]

I hate when Bob, he tells us

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that I'm not strong on it, but I do like the ripped multiple face thing.

[Monet X Change]

I do love the ripped multiple. Maybe. Maybe we should re up the ripped multiple face. Or should we? Because. Okay, here's the thing. Willem and Alaska changed theirs. Every season we have. We change ours. When?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three times. We had three. We've had four now, actually.

[Monet X Change]

What was the first one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first one and then the one where you're about. Where you're. Where I'm biting your finger. You're biting my finger.

[Monet X Change]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the bald ones.

[Monet X Change]

That was. No, that wasn't the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said the first one and then the one where you biting my favorite.

[Monet X Change]

But what's the first one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

I think the bald one was the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

And that's. And that's still. Well, no, I think it's changed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the rip photos. So three, I reckon. But you've had bald ones. I thought the first one was just. It just said silver rivalry. Like it was just. I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

We didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We girl.

[Monet X Change]

We didn't have a logo at first. So I think I would think it was bald. Then biting finger and then ripped faces. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we have a section where called clear it up where we clear something up? I want to clear something up. I want to clear the room.

[Monet X Change]

You're being so mendacious right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to clear the air.

[Monet X Change]

Very early anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's fucking ten o' clock in the morning, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I am need to recalibrate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say the difference between you and me is I didn't. I didn't need Jacob to text me the definition of my word. I knew it already. I knew it already. So when we were. We did some photos recently which we'll be dropping over time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I had this idea for this photo. And yeah. I feel like everyone was fighting me on this photo. Like everyone was like, what do you mean?

[Monet X Change]

Here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How does this make sense? This is the photo here. You've already seen it. That's the photo we posted in our social media.

[Monet X Change]

On what day we. Where did we post it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember the day we posted it.

[Monet X Change]

Does anything mean anything to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember the date?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The date?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it?

[Monet X Change]

You don't remember the date? I don't remember the date. You don't know the date?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the date?

[Monet X Change]

It was Thanksgiving. It wasn't Thanksgiving. It was Thanksgiving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Thanksgiving. Yes. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Cause I said, oh, let's post it. Cause we're so thankful for each other. And then also this is my response. Yeah, sure. It was just early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, your reason was funny to me. It was so thankful.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, I am thankful for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was on November 27th, which is Thanksgiving. It's not always.

[Monet X Change]

It's not always. But I'm telling you, that day with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thanksgiving, it was Thanksgiving. It's not. Is Thanksgiving.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

December 25th is Christmas.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

January 1st is New Year. This is what doing February 19th. Is your birthday going to leap across this? February is not Thanksgiving.

[Monet X Change]

Yank. Sometimes it Is my God, I'm going to rip your head off of your, your, your neck, your, your shoulders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I could rip one of your fingers off your body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. Well, I tell Andy this all the time. You know, you can bite through a finger like a carrot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's say that.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They say it. How do you know it's true?

[Monet X Change]

Because doctors, I've seen doctors talk about debunking like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you knew he was a doctor.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he said he was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said he was a doctor.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? I often just trust people and believe crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a very un New Yorker view. New Yorkers don't trust anything because a

[Monet X Change]

lot of things are scary. But I think this movement to LA have softened. Have you ever seen, have you seen anything about soft life?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, women living in this.

[Monet X Change]

Women, they're like, I'm in my soft era.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I saw Hardwig Soft life.

[Monet X Change]

Hardwig. So it means like someone who has a busted appearance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like black women who have. I think that if I'm correct, black women, it's called Hardwig Soft life. You wear these ugly wigs and then you get these rich white guys to take care of you and they don't care that your wig is busted because your life will be soft. And they don't. I guess they don't know any better guy. So it's called hard wig Soft life.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've seen this. Oh, I haven't seen the hard wig part of seeing women in their soft era. Soft life. What, what do you think about, about, about soft life living.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see anything, I don't think wrong with it. With. I actually don't think there's anything weird about a couple who wants to have like power dynamics. And I mean, if everyone, if everyone's consensing and it's something that, that the, the lady wants to do and the guy wants to provide and everyone's happy. I actually don't see any problem with that. With wanting to be a tradwife.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think where people get weird about trad wife is when it seems like it's. There's like a level that sometimes it collapses over into too traditional, where it gets conflated with traditional and conservative values. I think, dad, people are like, oh, that trad we can't fuck with. Right? Like one of you, like, it seems like your trad. Your tradness is mixed in with being ultra conservative. That's the part that people like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Nora Naira Smith, Nara Smith is living the Trad wife life, and she seems to like it.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I mean, her husband is Mormon or he grew up Mormon. I think they saw Mormon. I think that's what people are like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nara's a Mormon.

[Monet X Change]

Well, her husband grew up Mormon. I don't know if she. Okay.

[Jacob]

I mean, she, she, she. She publicly did the thing being, like, I'm still figuring out my religion. And while I did grow up Mormon, like, I don't know what religion means to me. And we're working that out together.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think NAR grew up no Mormon. Did she grow up more? I think her husband is.

[Jacob]

I mean, Lucky. Lucky was definitely Mormon. She definitely grew up religious, maybe Mormon as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what's up with Lucky? What's he do? Is he.

[Monet X Change]

He's a model, but they're both models.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, can Mormons be models?

[Monet X Change]

He did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he showing skin?

[Monet X Change]

I. I've never seen Lucky's campaigns.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I mean, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He shows skin. He's a Mormon.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, like, like, what's kind of skin? Can we, can we look up some. Some Lucky Smith? Lucky day or. No, no, Lucky Day. It's an artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky Bucky.

[Monet X Change]

Lucky Blue. Oh, yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. That's not giving Mormon at all. I mean, that's not Mormon. Oh, my God. For a Mormon, that's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, I don't think this

[Bob the Drag Queen]

man grew up Mormon.

[Jacob]

I mean, there are different levels of it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl, maybe they didn't. They weren't like, ultra in the original. Katie Jacob, maybe could you see if he grew. I'm pretty sure Lucky Smith grew up Mormon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there it is.

[Monet X Change]

Lucky Blue Smith is Mormon, raised in Mormon family with Spanish Fork, from Spanish Fork, Utah. While he's spoken openly about his faith and struggles with addiction, emphasizing God's presence, his wife, Nara Smith, knows she isn't a hardcore Mormon and they didn't marry in a temple, indicating varied levels of adherence within their family's Mormon background. So she grew a Mormon as well. So you see. So when you hear. When you hear Tradwife and you hear the Mormon of it all, you're like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but if they're happy being Mormon, I mean, you know, do you think in 21.

[Monet X Change]

I think we're just in a time where people are just scared of conservatism and, like, what that all means for a lot of people, because what we see, you know, with politics and stuff, like, conservatism seems really scary, and it's like, you don't want to consent to that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky also doesn't sound like a Mormon name.

[Monet X Change]

I think that may.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah, it is Lucky sounds like a drag, like a drag king. My name is Lucky Blue Note.

[Monet X Change]

What's his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky Blue Smith.

[Monet X Change]

There may be some of that thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I want to change my drag. No, I don't. But I have had a lot of thoughts about having other drag names.

[Monet X Change]

You want to. You want. You want to give us some of them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My original drag name was Erykah Badant.

[Monet X Change]

I thought Kitten with a Whip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My original dragon was Erykah Badone. It was like, for like one or two days.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, jaunty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did say I'm Erykah Badone. And also I had Kitten with a Whip. But I've also loved the name that I gave you, which I think is

[Monet X Change]

really good for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Belinda China Shop

[Monet X Change]

is good. Do you remember the guy who used to work at Peg? That was Butch Bulinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Belinda.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Belinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Australian Belinda.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there's an Australian here right now, it could have been Kane.

[Monet X Change]

I said used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Asian Australian guy. You're so great. I didn't say his name.

[Monet X Change]

I think he used to cut to my gigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At one time he was walking. He was just. He was very tall.

[Monet X Change]

He was like 6, 4, 6, 5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And a close talker.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And one time I did a gig at. When I first moved to la. I did Evita. And you know, Vita has the booths. You sit in your section where people. Your people came and they bring you bottle of service, whatever. And then he came to come to help and support and like, be. To represent me as management. And then he came. Girl, when he coming in, out the gate, I'm already moved. He's arriving at the gig. Bitch knocked over the tequila, the orange juice, the vodka. It just knocked over everything on the gate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not drunk. He just.

[Monet X Change]

No, they're not drunk at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Belinda China Shop. I think Loquacious Queen would be a good name for me.

[Monet X Change]

Loquacious Queen, because it sounds like a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

name and it's a word which I think is kind of fierce because it means, like, you're like, really talkative.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then I get a name for me like Loquacious Queen. Or like also like. Well, this is kind of an insensitive name, so I probably shouldn't say it.

[Monet X Change]

What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's insensitive.

[Monet X Change]

And when does that ever stop you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if I was a. I don't want to. I can't wanna say it. Lavonda Bridges.

[Monet X Change]

Lavonda Bridges.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of a great name. Cause it's words and it's a name. Lavonda.

[Monet X Change]

What do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look.

[Monet X Change]

One of my favorite. I remember watching a lot of sitcoms growing up and learning words like that. Right? Like one of them. Look, look. Ratios remind me of precocious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I learned that word from Mary Poppins. No, he's a smart guy.

[Monet X Change]

They do the rap and the rap. They call him a precocious little shorty. Da da da da da da. Remember the whole thing? But that's when I learned the word precocious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, a word that I learned a long time ago, but I just don't feel comfortable using it. Interlocutor.

[Monet X Change]

Inter. Interlocking. Isn't that. Isn't that a school?

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's an art school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like an interlocutor is a person like you. You are my interlocutor.

[Monet X Change]

Which would. I don't know what that means.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We commun. We talk together.

[Monet X Change]

We talk together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The person you're talking with is your interlocutor. Can you look at the official definition of interlocutor?

[Jacob]

Who takes part in a dialogue or conversation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So anyone you're talking to is an interlocutor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you'd be my interlocutor.

[Monet X Change]

Interlocutor. Not interlocker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, interlocutor.

[Monet X Change]

Interlocutor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I just really like the word. But you can't just use interlocutor.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's too much. Well, I do like the idea of like someone who can like which. She does this so well. Which I am. You know, I love this bitch. Amanda Seals. Amanda Seals can will cuss you out and call you a nigga motherfucking da da da. And also bust out some Merriam Webster Oxford dictionary words in the same. In the same sentence. I'm obsessed with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was looking at an interview with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[Monet X Change]

He's so smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was talking to one of the.

[Monet X Change]

Elena Nixman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, one of the. What's the one who boxes.

[Monet X Change]

Floyd Mayweather.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The tiktoker who became a boxer.

[Monet X Change]

Who father Mike Tyson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His brother Luke. Paul, Jake.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Paul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake, Paul, Matthew, Mark Luke and John RuPaul. RuPaul. And anyway, so RuPaul.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God. Whoever does ru social media, they need to do a collab with Jinda Paul's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they should.

[Monet X Change]

That would be so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they should. But Logan, Paul's co host, used a word that neither Jake nor Neil DeGrasse Tyson knew and Neil DeGrasse was like, you know, I gotta be honest with. You're not really communicating if you're using words that people don't know. Like, you're not communicating. He's like, the point of communication is to be understood. To be understood and to understand people. And if you're using words that people don't know. And I feel like that guy. Everyone. Everyone knows a big word, right? Everyone knows a couple of big words that are off the beaten path. And he was like, oh, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, I'm gonna drop this word. So Neil DeGrasse and Neil DeGrasse, like, you're not communicating word. He's like, what is that? I think Logan's like, with him. And he goes, I don't know. I think Neil DeGrasse was like, what does that word mean? And then he was like, yeah, you're not communicating.

[Monet X Change]

That's not the point of communication. Oh, I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just found that really interesting.

[Monet X Change]

I think that is very interesting. But I don't think growmax Amanda, I don't think she's using words to be like, to confuse or to impress you. I think it's just part of her vocab.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I agree. The point of that was not to say that she used the words, but if you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know you weren't. I was just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of

[Monet X Change]

unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun

[Jacob]

if we made $15 bills, but it

[Monet X Change]

turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Jacob]

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[Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, terms, I think if you're using words and people don't know what you're talking about, but there are words that I use and I don't think I'm trying to do a thing, but someone will be like, what? But also some of these are just like. Are just regional things.

[Monet X Change]

Like, what's the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a hand truck.

[Monet X Change]

A hand truck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A hand truck.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing that you. When you're moving, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but people are like, what do you mean, a hand truck? I'm like, how do you not know what a hand Truck is.

[Monet X Change]

Are you just casually using the word hand truck in conversation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we're using a hand truck, I'd be like, grab the hand truck.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's different than like talking about the sign. And you'd be like, oh, yeah, it's very voluminous and super California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like, for example, you and I talk and you trying to drag me for saying flatware.

[Monet X Change]

But I know what it is. It just seems weird as you ran. So you would say flatware instead of just utensils.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because utensils is much more encompassing.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A ladle is a utensil.

[Monet X Change]

A ladle. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A ladle's a utensil.

[Monet X Change]

A ladle of shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, a spatula is a utensil, but flatware is like a knife, form, spoon. Exactly. So it's more specific. So if I go grab some utensils versus oh, we don't have any flatware. You were like, flatware, but in context. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

If you have a grass fed utensils. If I bring a plate of food for us to eat and we put a kitty grass and utensils. Not unless we're in a big baddy whack era. I'm not gonna go grab the ladle and a spatula for a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I am a big, big pattywhack era. So now what?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not gonna go grab a spatula, I'm gonna go get forks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when I said flatware, you act like I said like perf indifference or some shit. I was like, oh, shit, we don't have any flatware. And you were like, is that serious? And it's not. Flatware is not even a fancy term. Oh. Cause I. I just remember being like, why is she causing a scene about me saying flat? I remember being like, no one's ever been like flatware.

[Monet X Change]

Because in our 15 years of service to each other, I've never heard you say the word flatware before. So I think if I had heard you say that before, I would be like, oh, this is part of Bob's vocab.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say flatware.

[Monet X Change]

I. I've never heard you say the word flatware before. I've never heard you say the word flat before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think you're. I. I knew your word. The one I can't even remember, but you tried to busted in the one that we all started cackling at. What was it again?

[Monet X Change]

Mendacious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mendacious? What does that mean?

[Monet X Change]

That was not my word.

[Jacob]

Mendacious means lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what was your word?

[Monet X Change]

You have any other Thoughts?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

What was was jaunty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jaunty? That's not even. Jaunty is like a word you would use that.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know where mine was? I think you tried to trick me on Loquacious, but it was something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what do you think it was?

[Monet X Change]

I think it was. I don't remember the other one. But I think you tried to trick me with Loquatius, but it wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what was it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't know what my word was?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what your word was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you admit it. I beat you.

[Monet X Change]

I beat you too. Bitch draw, quick draw McGraw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My word was loquacious.

[Monet X Change]

Was it loquacious? Okay, so then I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you did not. You did not. I gave you multiple opportunities to guess the word. But I want to say look, I've always thought that loquacious would be a good drag name for me because I am quite liquid. Because I have quite loquacious.

[Monet X Change]

What is falling out of there like a damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am a very loquacious person.

[Monet X Change]

What look. What does. I don't know what I do not just talk about. This means. Oh, talkative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just really talkative. Loquacious.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like you loquacious when you like someone. I mean that's, that's anyone. And I don't think that's unique to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like you to, to. To. To be loquacious. I will be. I will talk to you like if I'm meeting you. And I haven't even, like if I haven't drawn an opinion on you at all. Like I will say at parties I am a mingler. I roam. I walk around the whole party. Except one time I decided to like plant myself and try to get people to come to me. But I, I am move. I. If I'm at a party, I am constantly moving from table to table, room to room, side to side, corner to corner, popping into little groups and chit chatting and then like, you know, bouncing out.

[Monet X Change]

I want to do more parties at my home. I like that because you don't have like the little game around. Like I feel like that's a little cozy area, you know, you have the inside outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I don't think that party should have rooms.

[Monet X Change]

Oh no, for sure it was great because in the big party I had for the engagement party people, it was indoor, outdoor. We had the big back door open so people were like a lot of people. We had heating lamps outside just because people got cold. We had some people outside, some people Inside. Then some of us were in the other streaming room playing video games. It was great. So you can, like, do whatever you want if you didn't want to be around. A lot of people play.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some of the room has a. Has an activity, like a video game in it. Actually, I can't think of any other thing that should be going on in that room. Like, I don't think you can just. I don't think it's good form to. If you're like, let's. I'm trying to find the number where breaking off is weird. There's a number where you go so high that breaking off is not weird. But if you have, like, between 10 and 15 people and three. Three to five people break off to go sit in a room, that's weird.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's too small. But this was. This was 60 people. So. So, like, seven of us being. It was like seven of us being in that room playing video games, hanging out. That wasn't weird. But I agree. If it's 15 people and four people leave to go play, that's. That. That is weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to talk about something else that I heard about your party that I want to clear up before

[Monet X Change]

you tell me what. What it was. Who told you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Godoy. Okay, now what?

[Monet X Change]

I'm listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? Are you going to take action against Godoy?

[Monet X Change]

No, I love Godoy. Good. Always making me some costume for myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this was confirmed by several people,

[Monet X Change]

by the way, because I think I got costumes for my tours. I'm gonna be nice until I get my shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that there is a certain number of people at a gathering at your home, and after a certain number, you cannot ask people to take their shoes off anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that. I disagree. So I used to think that way until I went to a Halloween party

[Bob the Drag Queen]

where people were wearing costumes.

[Monet X Change]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were people wearing costumes?

[Monet X Change]

Costumes, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so interesting.

[Monet X Change]

There's a Halloween party, and it was. I mean, this is a big house in Silver Lake, and everyone. The entire party, no matter what your costume was, whatever, put the shoes out the door. And I was like, oh, that makes sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't. I think it's. I think. I think. And my. Here's my thought process. After 20 people, you're allowed to keep your shoes on. I think after 20 people, what you need to do is now accommodate your home to not have people take their shoes off. So, for example, we have a right. We have a black and white rug in our living room. If I would never have. I would never have 20 people in my house.

[Monet X Change]

Why? You could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never have 20 people in my house.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even have people ever like that.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, would you have 20 people at your house?

[Jacob]

Absolutely not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I want five people at my house,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and I don't think my house can accommodate 20 people.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it could for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not interested because, y', all, we don't have breakout rooms.

[Monet X Change]

Remember the two gentlemen breakout room?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because we only have three bedrooms in my house.

[Monet X Change]

You have a very big living room. You have a terrace, and you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of the bedrooms is huge balcony.

[Monet X Change]

It's a terrace.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the difference between a balcony and a terrace?

[Monet X Change]

You tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Since you know you're the one.

[Monet X Change]

You're the one. You're like, it's a balcony, but you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

insist that it's not a balcony.

[Monet X Change]

And you insist, so what's the difference?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A balcony is small, elevated platform projected from a building attached to a room with a railing. A tear is a larger flat area open that can be a rooftop, but built into the building or at ground level, like a patio. It's not a terrace. So do you want to admit you're wrong?

[Monet X Change]

I was wrong about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to look in the camera and say, you're a dumb dumb doo doo head?

[Monet X Change]

Bob is a dumb dumb bitch and a doo doo head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're wrong.

[Monet X Change]

I was wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So being wrong makes me a dumb, dumb dude who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. These are things. You are dumb and you're wrong and

[Monet X Change]

you're a dumb dumb dude head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we. We have. We only have three bedrooms in my home, and two of them are taken up by people. And then one of them is. One of them is a guest room, but there's no t. There's a TV in there actually. Yeah, it's actually, we don't have a TV in our. In our individual rooms. There's a TV in the bedroom in the guest room.

[Monet X Change]

I have like, your bedroom. You're. But you're not. You're not. Like, where.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're. My bedroom.

[Monet X Change]

Your bedroom could, if y' all did convert to a bedroom, would be a nice little flow for. Because you have those big double doors. Be a nice little flow for gathering. But again, you're not doing a gathering at your house. So, like, what do you care?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't do gatherings like that.

[Monet X Change]

I wish you would, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I have my friends over. Like, my friends.

[Monet X Change]

When's the last time you invited me over?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't had anyone over. Last time I had anyone over was we. We were playing Combio, but it was like,

[Monet X Change]

you're coming at your house and you invited me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we were there and we played. It wasn't like, come play combo. We were there and we're like, let's play. I think Taylor and Alex were there, but that's. I don't. I think if two people come over, there's not having people over. Like. Like Jacob's parents or. We didn't have people over.

[Monet X Change]

That's different as parents. If, like, friends come over, you're having people over. Whether it's one or two. If it's two or. I think if it's two or more people, that's. I had some friends over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it wasn't an event, though. We just like Taylor, I think. I don't know why Taylor's over there.

[Monet X Change]

Alex came too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're a couple.

[Monet X Change]

And then also, just by nature of you, you are always having people over. Cause there's four of y' all hoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't all live together, but y'

[Monet X Change]

all all hanging out together often?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not that often.

[Monet X Change]

The polycue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we don't hang out together very often.

[Monet X Change]

Are you obligated to get snacks if you're hosting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. 100.

[Monet X Change]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how many people?

[Monet X Change]

I think so. I grew up in a house. My mom would snacks at four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Once you get four people, you have snacks.

[Monet X Change]

I've been at your house. It's been, like, several of us watching you. You didn't give us snacks, but y'

[Bob the Drag Queen]

all are, like, close friends.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not putting out a charcuterie for, like, Pep and Nick and Alfredo.

[Monet X Change]

You just. You literally said four people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, four people. Like, not like people.

[Monet X Change]

You are so crazy. That is crazy, Mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not rolling out the fucking snacks for fucking for you.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know who does? Naomi Smalls. And that's why she said, classy bitch. If Naomi's having two people over, bitch. Naomi is cutting up charcuterie. There is a bowl with cheese and dips. I was like. So I hung out at Naomi's house, and I came over and I was like, oh, my God. She's like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to Amy's house. There were no snacks out.

[Monet X Change]

Not even one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were headed to the. I think it was when we went to the. We went to the house of Avalon party. Me and Naomi drove over together. I mean, to be fair, I was going to pick her up. So I was, like, up there for, like, 20 minutes or so.

[Monet X Change]

I was up there for 20 minutes. I never do the bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, I was. And there was no. Not a snack in sight, girl.

[Monet X Change]

It was like. So she had, like, some dips and little. Also not even just the diploma in the container comes in. Oh, no, baby. The dip was scooped out into another serving dip bowl. That's June. That's June.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her mother. Oh, well, I feel like also, Naomi has, like, I think, 12 siblings.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you probably had to do this for your siblings. Yeah. Girl, you have. If you have 12 siblings, if there are more than 10 people living in your house, were they all just gonna dig in the homicide thing? First of all, you have to have, like, three of them. So.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But if you have more than 20 people, just. First of all, there's a mountain of shoes at the front door.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have any. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's nothing you have that could organize these shoes. There's.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they're just on top. The shoes on shoes.

[Monet X Change]

On shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On shoes. But they were all.

[Monet X Change]

But no one's shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were.

[Monet X Change]

There was enough space that they were all like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, like. So if you're.

[Monet X Change]

First.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your shoes. You gotta step on shoes to get. So what if you. What if you. What if you don't have long arms and your shoes in the corner?

[Monet X Change]

So the door opens. People had shoes on this side, and people had shoes on this side, and it was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think that you should just get your. You should just clean your floor the next day.

[Monet X Change]

No, because my rug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roll your rug up.

[Monet X Change]

No, the one where we roll the rug up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I think if you have, like, less than 10 people over. I mean, I'll take my shoes off if someone tells me what you. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna disrespect someone's home. But you can't. Like, you can't. No, it's too much.

[Monet X Change]

Then. Then don't come. To quote Kamala Harris, do not come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not count. Do not count.

[Monet X Change]

I will. So Jacob just wrote a phrase. I was literally. Because I'm such a. Yo. I'm a big Sex in the City. I mean, every gay was except for Bob. I fucking love Sex in the City. I've seen City.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you watch Sex and City? So not every gay.

[Monet X Change]

What can't happen? Australia. He watched. He was Keith and Keeb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Australians watch Texas City. Australia's no.1. Australians.

[Monet X Change]

Know who I'm calling Australian right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who you calling?

[Monet X Change]

Kiki. You know Kiki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Kiki.

[Monet X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The tattoo artist you love Kiki.

[Monet X Change]

Kiki is so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't she a stripper?

[Monet X Change]

She was. No, she was a stripper. She was Burles. No, she was a sex worker in Australia. Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you kidding me?

[Monet X Change]

She was. This is like 20 years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also can't do it here either. I said we want.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Look at her butt. Kiki, you're on the podcast. Oh, my God.

[Shannon Maldonado]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I have a question for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is really quick. How old is she? That's important.

[Monet X Change]

Kiki, how old are you? I'm 38. 38. Okay. Kiki, did you watch Sex in the City growing up? Absolutely. That's until Evolved.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no. You just said Australians don't watch Sex in the City.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just proved my point. And she's not a gay man. You didn't prove any point.

[Monet X Change]

But she is queer, so how did you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said all gay guys watch, watch, watch. Sexy city girls.

[Monet X Change]

I said I was calling Kiki.

[Jacob]

You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, that's not why you called her. You called her.

[Monet X Change]

I love you, Kiki. I'll talk to you later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot gaslight me into believing that.

[Monet X Change]

Look how beautiful Kiki is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're very stunning. You cannot gaslight me into believing that. You called her to prove. You called her to prove that Australians don't watch Sex in the City. That's why you called her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I confused myself. And my claim was, if I wasn't surrounded, I got lost in my own claim. My claim is that Australian zoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So you want to. So you were wrong again.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Jacob]

Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

300, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Zero. Anyway, so there's a. There's a. There's an iconic episode of Sex of the City where Carrie goes to this party and it's a shoeless household because the woman has shoe. Has children. She doesn't want the dirt, blah, blah, blah. Which in New York City. That's fair, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. What do you mean, because you have children?

[Jacob]

It's like a children's birthday party.

[Monet X Change]

It's a children's birthday party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't understand how that means, like, I don't understand how.

[Monet X Change]

Because her kids were, like, hypo. Like, hypogenic. Her kids were. Her kids were Colleen or allergic to, like, dirt and whatever. She wanted to, like, not have shit in her house anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like people with kids, their houses are dirty than people who don't have kids.

[Monet X Change]

That was what she was saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Carrie said that.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's What? The owner of the house. So Carrie comes. She has these, like, 400 Manolo Blahnik shoes. She takes them off at the front door, does a party, Party, party. Leaving. Carrie's shoes are gone. Someone took Carrie's shoes from the party. Carrie's like, where the fuck are my shoes? And she's like, hello, My shoes are missing. And then. And then the lady's like, carrie, I have kids. They're shoes. Like, you'll be fine. And Carrie calls the next day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have kids.

[Monet X Change]

Like, she's like, girl, like, I have a lot going on. I have children. Like, I. I don't know where your shoes went, Jacob.

[Jacob]

So I. What happens is, she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let me replace the shoes. How much were they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Carrie's like, a very different responsibility. What is it? I have kids.

[Jacob]

Carries, like, 400. And the woman is like, I'm not replacing. Spending 400 on your shoes. That's a crazy amount to spend on shoes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

And Gary's like, well, that's what I spent on them. And she's like, I'm sorry. Like, I have kids. Like, it's. They chose to spend $400 on shoes.

[Monet X Change]

So then Carrie, like, what the fuck? Like, I left someone at. At your party, at your home, took my shoes. And you don't feel like you're obligated to replace them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. But what Carrie's point was, over the years, Carrie has given her wedding gifts,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

engagement gifts, gifts, birthday gifts, Gifts.

[Monet X Change]

Gifts on gifts. On gifts. Gifts.

[Jacob]

It was a children's birthday party, so she did bring a present.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But these are gifts. You give gifts without expecting anything.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just giving you context.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carrie's a bad person. In fact, we're gonna take a break before we talk about how bad Carrie is. Hey, it's break time. And I know that some of you do not like hearing these ads, and I understand. I don't like recording. But listen, if you don't want to hear an ad, you never have to hear an ad again. You can go to patreon.com and type in Silver Podcast. You'll never hear this message again. All right, here comes some ads. And we're back.

[Monet X Change]

And we're back. At the end of the things, the woman did not want to replace Carrie's shoes. Carrie threw herself. I'm a single party, or whatever it is. And she had. She was the only woman. The woman of the party was the only one invited. And on her register, she had one gift, and it was the shoes, which is a Bob thing to do. That is the most bobbish shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't do that.

[Monet X Change]

That is a Bob coded behavior. Bob, if I did something, and you would find a way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I lost my. If someone stole my shoes from your party, I wouldn't blame you.

[Monet X Change]

No, not that. I'm just talking again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you lost my shoes, if you were responsible, I would get the shoes back, and I would. And I would do what I got to do to get my shoes.

[Jacob]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I'm saying. That's the Bob Code of behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I don't think it was that woman's fault that her shoes were stolen.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't her fault. But again, it's also a TV show. They're like. And we. I. We. Everyone knows Carrie's bad. Carrie's selfish. She thinks all her friends owe them all her time. She. She. She's insensitive to their other needs, and she centers herself around everything. Like, we all know Carrie's bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that. Me and Kane don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Carrie's a bad girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she seems bad.

[Monet X Change]

Especially when you, like, rewatch the series.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Glinda.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we talked about this.

[Jacob]

Charlotte's Glenda.

[Monet X Change]

Charlotte's Glenda. You think so?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, absolutely. But, see, I can't have Sex and City conversation. You can't have Golden Girl conversations with me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've never seen Golden Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't watch Golden Girls. Me and Kane are always on the same time. Me and Kane are always on the same.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're both Australian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're both Australian, and we're both from Atlanta. Yeah, we both happen to be both. You ever even been to Atlanta, Kane? You have? Yes, We've both been to Australia and Atlanta. We've been to each other's hometowns.

[Monet X Change]

I have not been to Australia in so long. I like Australia, which. Yeah, it's a great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened? Some guy had a big dick.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, I'm gonna tell you right now, if Monet has ever liked the town. Someone had a big dick, and I'm

[Monet X Change]

not even doing a bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If Monet. I know for a fact if Monet has ever been like, I love Austin, I love Scotland, I love Australians, I love Phoenix. It's because it's not the food, it's not the scenery, it's not the landscape. Somebody had a big dig. Do you want to now come out as a size queen?

[Monet X Change]

You see me. No, I'm not a size Queen. I'm not a size queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the size queen? Someone said, oh, Monet's feet. This review says Monet's. Monet's feet are still huge.

[Jacob]

This is from an episode where Monet said that San Antonio was whack and it said a lot of people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, San Antonio whack. What's whack? Is getting foot feminization surgery and still having jumbo mile long. Zoom in, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Zoom in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't read it. Jumbo mile long baked potato. Jesus Christ, Jacob. Oh, San Antonio whack. Was whack. Is getting foot feminization surgery. Still having jumbo mile long baked potatoes for feet. How many times are we going to hear Monet say she knows the word to Beyonce just to not be able to say them? We get it.

[Monet X Change]

Monet is delusional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's almost as repetitive as wicked at this point. So now the question, do you now know the words to do you know the words yet?

[Monet X Change]

We both don't know it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never claimed to know the words,

[Monet X Change]

but you try to in episodes fast. You're like, boy, let me do it. And then you can't get through it either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I've never claimed you were like. Because you were. You were trying to be. You were trying to be like, Like, I'm so pro black. I don't know the Madonna version, but I know the Beyonce version.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say I was still pro black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was the vibe.

[Monet X Change]

It was not. It was. The thing I've always said is I do not know Madonna like that. I do love Beyonce. I know Beyonce wasn't. That's what, that's what you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I caught your vibe.

[Monet X Change]

That's your own thing. I, I, I caught the vibe. Said several times that I do not. I did not grow up with Madonna, so I do not know Vogue like that. I don't know anything. Except last night I dreamt of San Lita. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

L. Bonita.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. That's probably the only Madonna song I could, like, sing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know it now? Dancers.

[Monet X Change]

No. Dancers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob pulled the lyrics. Hit us. Give it to us. Love thy haters.

[Monet X Change]

Helen Falacha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Rosetta Thorpe.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. Go ahead, dad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bessie Smith, Nina Simone. That's all I know. Badu, Lizzo, Kelly Row. That's gonna be the thing. No, you skipped too.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Rosetta Tharp, Santigo, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone, Kelly, Lizzo. Ready, roll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ready, roll. Wait. Rosetta Tharp, Santigo, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone,

[Monet X Change]

Badu, Lizzo, Kelly, Andrew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we Keep doing that.

[Monet X Change]

We're skipping something, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosetta Tharp has to go visit with Nina Simone.

[Ad Voice]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You give her the name.

[Monet X Change]

Bette Davis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Betty Davis.

[Monet X Change]

Solange Knowles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Badu Lizzo. Kelly roll.

[Monet X Change]

Helen Falasho.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something 1. Roberta Flack. Lauryn Hill.

[Monet X Change]

Lauryn Hill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roberta Flack.

[Monet X Change]

Tony Janet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tierra Whack.

[Monet X Change]

Lisa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Aretha Anita. No. Who?

[Jacob]

Missy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Missy? Diana? Grace Jones. Aretha Anita, Grace Jones.

[Monet X Change]

Helen Falacha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

BAE Adu. BAE Adu.

[Monet X Change]

Is it Bay Adu or BAE Adu? Jilly. Jilly. I love you, boo. Don't just stand there. Get into a struggle, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are the lyrics for the original.

[Monet X Change]

People were really mad about the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Antonio is whack work. Race chaser. Only says good things about San Antonio.

[Monet X Change]

God. Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually like San Antonio. They have a beautiful boardwalk, right?

[Monet X Change]

Riverwalk or whatever it is that's right by the theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. I'm not sure. But I, I, I genuinely like, like, there's only, there's like, one town that I am not into, which is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Jacob]

We're going to get one service for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like Pittsburgh.

[Monet X Change]

Why? I, I'm not even doing a bit. I did like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone loves Pittsburgh. Yeah, everyone loves the Pit, especially the comedy club there.

[Monet X Change]

I did, like, three shows. I, I had a great time in Pittsburgh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? It was just a weird. I had a weird vibe, which is.

[Monet X Change]

Remember when you used to. Y' all remember when Bob used to want to cash raid me for using Vibe for something like my name Vibe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were using Vibe. Weird. Okay, how you know. No, I'm using it properly. You are so. You used it weird.

[Monet X Change]

Bob tried to castrate me like Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the vibe?

[Monet X Change]

Explain yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were not using it properly. You used it in a way that was like you were trying to be, like, young.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you were trying to like, you were like, I'm so young. I say Vibe, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I know what you will Simone Biles and contort and twist everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Simone Biles not a contortionist.

[Monet X Change]

She's a gymnast, the way you. I'm saying. But she can't contort her body in very fierce ways. Have you ever seen a dude back

[Bob the Drag Queen]

walk over that's going.

[Monet X Change]

Her leg that is contorting your body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can do that.

[Monet X Change]

You can back walk over and put your head through your legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I do. I did it yesterday.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally did it yesterday.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the fuck up and go out with your Pittsburgh? What happened to Pittsburgh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I had a weird dick. No, I'm kidding. It was a weird vibe.

[Monet X Change]

Can we please. I don't know what episode it was. I. I can't remember, but this is rich. This is so rich.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm using it right? You were using it weird. You were trying to use it like a Gen Z. You're like, I'm so Gen Z. I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I feel myself getting. I'm getting so hot. Especially in the sweaters of beginning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got the sweater on. I had to take my robe off because you are. I was freezing.

[Monet X Change]

Now it's fucking hot as shit. You gotta be heated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is your can empty?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. To quote that lady on the bus you were talking about. Yo, son, you're getting me mad tight right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're making me mad tight right now. To her little daughter. Ooh, she is ashy.

[Monet X Change]

You don't look ashy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

White lotion last night before bed, but then I ran out of my house.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, lotion does not make it through tonight, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a flat tire last night.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, did you change yourself? No. Do you know how to fly?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course.

[Monet X Change]

I couldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom told me I changed tire.

[Monet X Change]

I couldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I. I changed my. I just went to this. This tire place in my neighborhood and they did it for free.

[Monet X Change]

For free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They didn't. They didn't change it. They just fixed it.

[Monet X Change]

Do they know who you were?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think so. It was an old man.

[Monet X Change]

He could be a traitorous drag race. He could be watching. We're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was an old Mexican man. He didn't seem like my. My demographic.

[Monet X Change]

Old Mexican men's. Old Mexican men love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're here. The only old people who come out here are old black people. Old white people. I've never had an old, like, other ethnicity at my show. But old black people and old white people were like old white, old white, Old white ladies. Old black ladies. Old white men. I've never had. I don't think I had a lot of old black men in my show.

[Monet X Change]

I've had a few old black men. They often comes with their. With their wives. But old black man. You know, Rob Anderson's demo is like fully like middle aged white ladies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I was at a show, everyone seemed pretty young. No, I didn't look around, though.

[Monet X Change]

He has like a lot of, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he's really handsome.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, he's very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And he's handsome in a way that, that old white ladies like, like not

[Monet X Change]

old like middle age. Like I guess middle aged is what, 50?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we're like just like considered around 40.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like 40.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like in the middle of your life. I think I'm middle age.

[Monet X Change]

Are you might be people living older now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is middle age, Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

I think Middle East. I think middle age probably between 45 and 55. I think 45. Oh, 65. Damn, that's a lot from middle. 65 is middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess, I guess they're using the term middle very loosely. Maybe literally the middle of your life, but roughly.

[Jacob]

I don't know if, if the average person, if we're thinking an average lifespan is like 80.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I think it's in the 70s. I think, I think they have less than the 70s.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's got an older girl. People living older. That's why they want to. That's why they want to raise the retirement age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

78.4.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they want it. They want to raise. Have you heard about this? Allegedly. I don't know how true was. I was listening to it on a, on a, on a thing or it was one of the little. The Weekend View. Because the View does. The Weekend View where they do like light hearted topics and they, I think they want to raise the, the retirement age of 70, which is crazy. Suddenly you have only eight more years to enjoy all your hard work. That's nuts because right now it's 65, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, 65.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well you have worked where they gave senior discounts.

[Monet X Change]

Say it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever worked somewhere to gay senior discounts?

[Monet X Change]

No, they don't play what to get their discounts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They want their discount and they deserve it. I agree. No one wants their discount more than a senior citizen. Not military people. Not no one. No one is more serious about that discount than old. I mean they probably aren't. Also they're on fixed incomes.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And people in military are not on like a necessarily fixed income. Some, some of them make good money. Some of them. Not all of them do.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think you're going to work until the end? Like, like do you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Might be tomorrow. So probably I'm saying like if, let's

[Monet X Change]

say you live to like 80. Like do you want to work until 80? Like are you like, like, like, like a Betty White? Do you want to still be acting and doing other things until like the bitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Betty White was working, but not as much. I, I don't mind, I don't mind doing some stuff, but I don't Want to. I don't. I don't know. I'm not old yet, so I. I think that I would like to be doing something. I don't think I. I don't think that I. I don't really do vacations a lot. I've been on maybe like two or three vacations in my life, so I don't see myself traveling. I don't love traveling well, but I

[Monet X Change]

think perhaps when you're not doing it for work, maybe. Maybe you'll enjoy it more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like traveling.

[Monet X Change]

You think, like, let's say when you get older, you just want to just sit down in one place and just like, chill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would maybe like to work on a house.

[Monet X Change]

I work on a house. Like build a house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like work on a house and like model it when you're old. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

To remodel myself, but with people like contractors. So watch them do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You want those old people just sitting outside watching them do the thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What is this you are doing? What is this you are doing? No, I think that I kind of have this vision of like buying a giant cheap house now and just working on it until the day I die.

[Monet X Change]

What is there to do, though? Like, you work on it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

What are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you asking?

[Monet X Change]

Working on until the day you die? So you buy a house now for. You're working on a house for 40 fucking years. What the fuck are you doing for 40 years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm remodeling rooms. I'm building, I'm doing the landscape. I'm constantly fixing the roof.

[Monet X Change]

I am constantly a roof last for 20 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want the roof to be different this time. I think I want to redo the walls. I want to really put a lot of thought into each room. Like, I want to do it really slowly. Like, I'll spend a summer doing like one whole summer is dedicated to this one bedroom. And then the other bedrooms aren't quite ready yet. But then each time we go back, we're building more and more and more. And then I work on the grounds. And then I think for 40 years,

[Monet X Change]

like, how big is this home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like for it to be about maybe. Is that what they did in the notebook?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Well, he built her a house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like for it to be about maybe 6 to 8,000 square feet in about 10 bedrooms.

[Monet X Change]

And who is seeing all these rooms?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have friends over. I could host Christmases there. We could do people's party, birthday parties. They want to go there. Maybe I'LL go there to write from time to time. I wanted to be in a small town.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to write to write. I wanted to be in.

[Monet X Change]

No, you gotta write. But it's okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to be in a small town too. Like I would love to get it somewhere in Georgia or maybe even. Maybe Mississippi, possibly Alabama. Just somewhere I've lived before, maybe. And get like a big, big house. I mean, you have to work on the plumbing. I wanted to be. I wanted to be an old house too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I have no desire to have to be in a small town. Like a small quaint little town. I just have no, I just have no desires about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I build this house, will you come to me Christmas with me one time? Maybe

[Monet X Change]

I just do not like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck you mean?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe I don't like things that are quaint. Like a quaint. Like the word quaint. I don't like that. Like when I see people who like, who like, like to vacation like a little rustic town, I just say it's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

gonna be 8 to 6,000 square feet.

[Monet X Change]

But you said, but you saying this like be an outlier in a small, little quiet town, right? This big ass house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the town might be quiet. My house won't be quiet. My house will be quite extravagant.

[Monet X Change]

But the only place thing to do is your house. Like what are we doing for. If I come spend.

[Shannon Maldonado]

How long.

[Monet X Change]

How long do you want to come spend with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like three days. I don't think you should be going to anyone's home for more than three days.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Three days is you want to go see family. I'm like two days. Like three days, two nights. The day I get there, we have a night, another day night. I leave the third day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, three days is enough. But like we're like for example, if we went to like some extra like. I think a fun idea for a New Year's thing is getting a cabin, a big cabin and a bunch of friends go there for like three days. That sounds really lovely, but I don't have to. I mean, I don't go to the club anymore. I don't grocery shop. So what am I doing in this town? Bowling.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you mean the town you go to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like what, like what are you looking to do in the. What are you looking to do in this town?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm talking about you like saying like you go there and like, like you'll write for like if, if you go to write, you go for like a month, two months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I would Hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'll just be in my house, maybe watch some tv, listen some music. Maybe I'll garden. I used to garden when I was younger.

[Monet X Change]

Especially if you don't go grocery shopping, honey, getting food the Uber eats in those towns are abysmal. There's one. There's one mom and pop grocery store that closes probably 6pm well, if I'm

[Bob the Drag Queen]

only going there for like a month. And that's what, two grocery trips?

[Monet X Change]

But you say you don't like the grocery shop, so who. Who's getting this for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I can. I'm. I go. I. I grocery shop. You think. Who do you think. Who do you think gets my groceries?

[Monet X Change]

I thought you inst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jacob. Instacarts. No, Jacob. Amazon. Amazon Delivery.

[Monet X Change]

Have you heard about this thing and what the word they're doing with Instacart, they got found out. Like, they give people different prices to, like, to see, like, what works. Like, you. You and Jacob can buy the same thing on instacart. He's paying 5.99 for the. For the strawberries. You're gonna charge 7.99.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how are they deciding who gets paid? Who pays the most?

[Monet X Change]

I don't buy your algorithm. And like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, if you have money. If you have more money, they charge you more. Like, you look you. But you bought a tv. We're gonna charge you more.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. I don't know exactly figuring out, but that's what they're doing. They got found out up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like. That's the New York City bodega.

[Monet X Change]

That's what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the New York City bodega. Everyone knows that the prices are not constant at the bodega.

[Monet X Change]

And they justify it by saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They always say, for you. They always say, how much is this for you?

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's why they don't put prices on anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the price. I mean, I'm sure that that's wrong to do, but I'm so used to it at the New York City bodegas, I'm like, yeah, people get paid different prices.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You get it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think being nice to Amazon will help them get you a better price, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Instacart owned by Amazon now it's his own separate company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Amazon has its own delivery.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Amazon Fresh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so. So that's why I want to. There's a. There's a place called Cheap Old Houses on Instagram. Now there's one called Mansions. You can buy a mansion for like, it's rad, it is worn down. But It'll be like $70,000. Girl. That's a very cheap house. You cannot get a house for $7,000 any, basically anywhere in America.

[Monet X Change]

But the work, you have to afford to to. If it's as raggedy running as you're saying, you probably have to put like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

506 over the course of decades. It doesn't because it's not my primary. It's not my primary residence. So it doesn't need to be. It's not like when you got your house done, you had to live there and your lease was up on your apartment, so you had to get over there.

[Monet X Change]

No. Month to month. I could have stayed as long I was playing two things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't. My mortgage will be very low because the house will be very cheap. So I'm trying to buy this house for like less than $100,000, which is a great price for a house almost anywhere. What's the average cost of a home in America?

[Jacob]

I'm thinking.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say 140.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

140, you think? In a really rural places, girl, $400,000. A $70,000 home is crumbs.

[Monet X Change]

That is crazy that that's what the average price of a house is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also this guy online who goes to grocery and asks old people, how much pay for your first house?

[Monet X Change]

And it was like $50,000 12. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One lady said two.

[Monet X Change]

$2,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

$2,000.

[Monet X Change]

Like we get exponent. It's like. It's like the. The exponential. The growth is exponential on what the cost of houses has been like. Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the reason why I'm not worried about the house not being in great shape is because I'm fixing it over a long period of time. So, I mean, I don't. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, I don't own this house. This house isn't. It does not exist in this current moment. But by the time that I am ready to sit my ass, duh, down, I'll just go to my house.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think my brain. I would just be concentrated all the time about getting it done. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be interested in like the long game, obviously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the rush?

[Monet X Change]

Because I would just want to get it done. My anxiety about just having this house sitting in this city that I'm never in, just collecting dust and doing one thing I would hate. That I would hate. Anytime I do a project, I'm like, let's just get it done. I don't want it to be sitting over 40 years. No, not for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it'd be fierce. And you're gonna come?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna tell you right now, if you don't accept my invitation right now, you're never getting one. So if you don't say, I'm coming right now, you will literally never see this home. So this is your last opportunity. This is your last opportunity to see my cheap old house.

[Monet X Change]

I literally said maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're gonna be sad.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll regret that.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone.

[Jacob]

Bye.

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