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Hello, everyone. Welcome to Nigga. Can I. Can I introduce the thing? Why. Literally, why does. Why does it know? Because you were forming your lips to talk. Why does it always have to.
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I'm literally not even said a word. I'm literally just sitting here in an abject silence.
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You did what we do in music, which is called a catch breath. Do you know what a catch breath is?
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I don't know what that is.
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It's like when you're, like, right when you watch the single, like, and you do a really fast breath that fills your lungs and expand your diaphragm quickly to get you to get the air in.
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No, I was not doing that. I was just listening to your words.
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Someone asked where these glasses are from. These glasses are from when we were sponsored by Warby Parker. But, you know, this is not an ad, y'. All. This is sibling. This is not sibling adery. This is sibling watchery where you watch and recap episodes of RuPaul Dragon season 18. And we're in the home stretch. We're what? It's like there are probably three. Three more. Because now we have the top six or top seven. I'm so confused now. Now we have. Yeah, this was six. We just went down to five. Do we think. Do we think they're going to do a top three or top four?
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I'm hoping for a top three. I would love a top two. I see a double elimination in our future. Listen, if my. Let me tell right now, being the president for a double elimination is terrifying. Like, it feels like you're in the squid game. Like, it feels like, oh, they can get rid of any of it. Because you didn't have any on your season, did you?
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No. We have double Shantaes. Not double sashays.
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Double Shantae. Make you feel like we can do anything, baby. When you are there to witness a double elimination, a double sashay, you're like, oh, mama's for real.
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Yeah. I mean, yeah, we didn't have any. We had Eureka and Cameron's day, which Aquaria was mad. You know, I was thinking about whose lyric was that? Med for more top four. Is that a Cameron or is that Cameron? Cameron. Cameron. Obviously, I've been following Cameron, but. More top four cameras getting a little thick. I'm into thick camera. Have you seen?
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No, I saw that she launched, like, some sort of a fitness thing.
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Yeah. She has her own personal training fitness
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business where she hires other trainers to come join. And I think she has a. I don't know if I can say it, but Exclusively. I'm trying to say onlyfans, but I'll say only fans. We did an episode where we reviewed her OnlyFans. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. So why are you trying to be demure? Oh, well, I don't know about the Instagram jiggle. Gathered YouTube be getting crazy. But we'll talk about that during our exclusive over on.
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Yeah.
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The Patreon.
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But let's get into these girls. So the girls walk into the room after Kenya's elimination, and Jane says, Jane. And I think a lot of the girls, they're really feeling Kenya's emotion. Cause Kenya. I mean, Kenya's elimination. Cause Kenya had so much energy. And the girls really, really, really, like, really valued her charisma. They're like, kenya had charisma out the wazoo. Which I agree. Kenya seems to be a very charismatic girl.
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I mean, you and I were completely taken by her in her Meet the Queens. Meet the Queens. We slated her to win the season.
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Yeah, yeah, that's on.
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That's what we invited her to be an official part of the SR Family.
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And then we rescinded our invitations when we saw her runways.
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No, we said we were gonna put her through a little SR Boot camp. We did not say that she's rescinded, but she is apprenticing. Corey is in. Naomi is in. Kim is in. Pep is in. Kimchi. I already said Kim. And Beyonce. Selena is in. And currently Kenya is in. Is an apprentice. Maybe she needs to do some studying with. Maybe we'll send her with Naomi. Naomi. Naomi's more brutal than you and I. By far.
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No, but Naomi has been sucking Kenya's dick on Head to Toe. I was like, naomi, I haven't been
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watching Head to Toe yet. She, like, she's loving it, girl.
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Every Runway. Naomi's like, well, that was a lot of dynamics for Naomi stuff. Well, she was like, well, I fucking love Kenya. What she's doing. And I was like, naomi, you have got to be serious with these comments. What are you talking about? This outfit was cute. Naomi is driving me crazy with this Kenya love about her look.
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Well, I don't know if you watched our season, but she was drinking from the fountain of Nicole Paige Brooks. I think Naomi actually loves an underdog because although she was an underdog in our season, she was the top three underdog. So maybe she has a soft spot for the underdog, no matter what. You know what I mean? Yeah, maybe that's what it is.
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Which I did from head to toe, by the way. So if you're watching this or listen to this. Y' all should go check out my episode of Naomi Smalls Head to toe. I'm officially her second guest she's ever had on the show. From all. From the. From all of her head to toes. Must be nice. We had such a good time. I. Anyway, I've said a million times, mbn must be nice.
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I never got the invite. That's crazy. After all I've done for her. After all I've done for that little, little giraffe looking ass bitch.
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Have you seen that viral video of that guy dressing up as a giraffe and going to. Going to play with a giraffe. He's in a giraffe costume.
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Please.
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No, he's in a giraffe blow up costume going to a reserve with giraffes. He walks up to the giraffe and the giraffe is like coming into giraffes. He's nuzzling it. Then the head deflated and the head just falls over like this and the giraffe like is earnestly startled and just runs away. It's so sweet.
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I'm imagining you were talking to a person and they deflated in front of you. They melted like the wicked witch from fucking the wizard of Oz. You'd run too.
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Hey, yo. Now Darlene is officially on the board.
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Darlene on Naomi, were you the head or the toe?
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I was the toe.
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Ok, well, everyone is the toe after the ffs. You gotta. You gotta show the dog.
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And I was proud to be the toe for sure.
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And apparently you and Andy have the prettiest feet in Hollywood. Apparently.
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I would like to say when I posted Andy's feet, people were like, Bob is crazy. Why is I talking about Andy? It doesn't.
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Not everyone. Because we can read those comments later.
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Mostly though. Mostly. Anyway, this is not sin of rivalry. Darlene is officially on the board. Darlene is officially on the board. Having a win, leaving Discord, as Bob would say, on Lonely Island, AKA Staten Island.
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Truly. Which, I mean, I don't. I can't imagine that feels good. By the time we got to top four, top five was who was the last one? God, I'm trying to think of who's on my season. I think was top four was storey because Derek.
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Derek. Derek, Derek.
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Well, Derek had a wins. Our top five all had wins. But so I.
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What the fuck?
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Oh.
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Cause Derek, y' all won the voting thing.
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Political challenge.
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Political challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Thorgy was the last queen to be there without a win. Thorgy was the last queen to be there Without a win.
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Oh, my God. I was the last queen to have.
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Nah.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I was the last one to have a win on my top six.
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And I'm sure some Drag Race historian is going to clear us up. Claire us up. And however, because y' all were. Y' all were gathering us when we couldn't remember who did a top five, y' all were like, y'.
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All.
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I get why RuPaul is like, Seattle, 100%.
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100%. Oh, my God. I have to say about my interaction with RuPaul. Maybe I'll tell y' all in our untucked. In our exclusive meetup I had with Mother, Paul Darlit says that the roast is a staple. Like, she's really proud because she won a staple Drag Race challenge. And, like, at this point, they have so many repeat offenders. So, like, is every challenge that you do every season like, a staple? Like, is the design challenge a staple now? I only think so. Snatch Game is a staple.
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A design challenge isn't a staple. But the ball is a staple. Right?
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But do we have. We didn't have a ball this season. Do we. Did we have a ball this season?
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There. Maybe there will be one. I didn't watch the preview for next episode. I don't know. I didn't do it last week or this week, which I normally do. And normally you don't watch the preview for next week. And I'm normally like, it was this, but maybe there will be a ball. I'm not sure. But, yeah, the ball.
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That's crazy. There was no ball this year, as you said. I just realized that.
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So I would say the staples are a Snatch Game. The ball. The roast is like a sometimes seasonal staple reading challenge. The puppet show, which I don't think we had a puppet show in a while either.
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Yeah, but I never thought that was a staple. They only did four seasons, y', all,
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of the puppet show.
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The puppet show is your season. Bianca's season, and two other ones. It was the one they do all the time.
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I think the puppet show might actually be the best mini challenge in the series. I actually think it's the best recurring mini challenge for sure. Yeah.
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Honestly, that's the only recurring one I can think of, to be honest.
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Yeah.
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So next we have so. Yo, Jane. So the next day, they come in, and Jane reminds us that Darlene has a fashion degree and is a hairstylist.
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She's a hairstylist. Dude, this is crazy.
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A hairstylist.
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We're gonna find out that she's, like, fully Karl Lagerfeld. Like, she's fully. She's the next Matthew Anderson. Like, she's gonna be an Emmy award winning costume designer makeup artist.
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Oh, that fucking wigs. Are you kidding me? Dar girl.
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But here's the thing. I think Darlene is not letting y' all know it. I think Darlene's one of those girls who can but chooses not to because she has alternative taste. Do you remember when Marco used to make us those wigs? Like, when you went to Marco's wigs, he would give you, like, the wigs that are like, great, but then he would have his, like, experimental kooky. You know, it's always.
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I had a little one with the balls and the holes.
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He would always try to sell me on, like some crazy, kooky, nutty wig. And they, sometimes they were, like, really fierce. Now they're like, oh, this is really cutting edge. And I was not on the cutting edge at the time forever, for that matter. So maybe Darlene's just one of those girls.
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Yeah, mama. I don't think so, but sure, sure. So RuPaul comes in and he says, for the mini challenge this week, the girls have to race on blow up horses in quick drag. We're getting, we're getting a real quick drag moment because last week was fake quick drag. Last week they actually got. They got a drag drag.
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I think I, I'm. I'm convinced they did it post season because they was too. They was looking too good.
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Yeah. Um, and so. Oh, my God, this new pit crew member, y'. All. This motherfucker. His, his. He is, he is beefy. Like, normally the, the, the. The pit crew is obviously they're, you know, they have, you know, they're thicker guys. This guy is a beefy ass. I have not. Chris, I think his name was. This motherfucker is like fucking. What's the. What's the. Thor Hemsworth.
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Can we get a picture of him up? Jacob, maybe there was. There was a thick guy in Canada. Like, a thick guy who really, like, a lot of people were like, just drooling, dare I say dick, pigging over, because there's not a lot of thick rubber. And let me tell right now. I've learned as I've, as I've grown as a person, that people really enjoy a little. I get a lot more love in my thick era than I did in my slim era. I'll say.
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Really?
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Yes, yes. Word. And I'm not keeping it on on purpose. This is not intentional. This is not for sexual gains. It is just what My body. My body's doing what it wants to do, and.
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Amen. Same, same. Just let you out and be what it wants to be, y'.
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All.
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I was gonna just come from the
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queen, who's, as Ocean Kelly said, the president of the. Of the protein epidemic. Did you see when. When Ocean Kelly commented that on.
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I did. And I saw you. I saw you chime in.
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No, that's the president of the protein.
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First of all, y' all acting like it's me. Everyone. It's just I'm only eating a lot of protein because now I'm trying to. I understand how it works. I'm not the president of the protein.
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I was joked about you drinking protein water. Then one day you actually came in with protein water. Like, I was doing it as a bit. And then the day you actually came in with protein water, I was like, we need to just eat a piece of chicken, eat a piece of turkey.
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At this point, Jimmy A6 just said any T. On Holly's Quick Drag Challenges are filmed. Is actually filmed in order, or do they. Or do they do all the outer drag shots before? No, there's no.
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Like, if you put the thing on the screen, maybe Jake. Jake. Maybe Jay can screen grab them in times when we talk about them.
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Jay, what did you say? Jay?
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He got it.
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No, I mean, I don't know if it was different from Bob on his season, but on seasons. On every season of Drag Race I've done, the challenges are filled in order. Like, Ru comes in, announce the thing they give you. They'll come in, the producers will come and tell you the rules, just to make sure everyone's clear on the rules. So cameras go down for that. Cameras go back up, you run, do a quick drag, and then you do the challenge. Like, unless it's, like. Unless it's one. Like, remember on season 10, I don't know if y' all remember this. It was the one where we had. It was early in season 10. What. We had to do that when RuPaul was advertising for that fucking chocolate. So we had to, like, do these, like, come in and, like, a casting. Oh, my God. Which now this. This. This challenge would be so problematic, where we had to come in and kind of do, like, a casting couch with RuPaul and the chocolate bar. We had to, like, do, like, a sexy story. Anyway, that was for the little bit because. Just a little more mechanics. But for the most part, every challenge is filled in the order that you see it's not, like a conspiracy, just FYI. Yeah. And then so they're on these fucking inflatable horses and they're bouncing, bouncing, bouncing in slow motion, which is really dope. And then Discord. Discord ends up winning, bouncing on the
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horse, which you would think would be like a good omen, you know?
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I know. And then she's talking about, oh, my God, I've won. I've won two. I've won two mini challenges. So by Discord math, that's one maxi challenge. I'm like, it's not.
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Honestly, I think Discord is doing the right thing. Just tell yourself you're doing great. I mean, Discord made it further than a lot of girls who did better than she did statistically in the season because of her unyielding blind faith in herself.
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Honestly, listen, the confidence that Discord Addams and Bob the Drag Queen have in themselves, I wish to have in myself.
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Jay said, do you think that Discord's delusion is stopping her from growing as an artist? I think it can. When someone's like, I'm at the peak. I'm as good as anyone's ever been, then I could see them having a hard time developing from there. But I do genuinely think that she is. I think that. I think that if there were an alternate universe where Discord did have a win, it would not be controversial. There have been much more controversial wins
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like Darlene in the fucking ro. I will never. Y' all will never gaslight me to thinking that Darlene did a good job. The rose, I don't think it was a good job.
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We asked our patrons and the patrons also, I know, we asked them about the looks. Nevermind. The patrons did agree that she should have won the design challenge. They all agreed.
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Oh, yeah. That, yeah, she was robbed for that.
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And it was pretty overwhelming.
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That's not true. There was not a Snatch Game on season one. Girl, you said not a single.
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There also wasn't a makeover in season one.
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Yes, there was.
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There was.
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Mm.
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Ok. You know what I mean? Okay. From season two to now, there hasn't been.
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I always tell folks, I don't know what you mean. All I know is what you said. I don't know what you mean. All I know is what you said. Toots. I started saying toots. I think I need to stop. I think it's really cunnes.
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Toots is condescending because you know, you know, you know, you know, it has, first of all, you know it has racist origins.
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Toots.
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Yes.
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How I mean, I'm not shocked. What is the origin of this? What is the racist origin of toots?
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So it's back when, back in, I think Jim Crow, white folks, when they would, when black people would come into restaurants, it was when, right when Jim Crow got done, they would, they would signal toots as a way to still like say, like, not like black people cannot come into it. Like toots was like a weasel word around it.
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Interesting. I'm gonna have to look this up. Yeah, it's not like TikTok historians, they just be saying stuff. Did you know like, do you know, do you know toots?
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Did you know, did you know that, did you know that, that. That gay rodeos were a thing? A lot of these guys are from gay rodeos. I. I've never heard of the term a gay rodeo.
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I. I've derailed. Us. We got to get back.
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No, no.
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This. This.
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This is for. This is for. They're all queer cowboys. Gay rodeos. Did you know about gay rodeos?
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I know. I know about the black cowboys of Texas.
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I don't know about that either.
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The black cowboys of they. They ride around, like, Houston on, like, what's her name? Did Nicole Byer. Was she filled in for.
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Oh, yeah, she sure did. On Jimmy Kyle.
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For Jimmy Kimmel.
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Yeah.
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Kimmel.
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Was it Jimmy? Oh, yeah, Jimmy Kimmel. That's the one in la. Yeah. So a lot of them are from the gay roadies of Texas, which is really cool. Now I know that gay roadies are a thing. Maybe I should go and go to a gay rodeo.
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I've been to a rodeo, and not my thing.
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Yeah.
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But I did get to say when I was there, I did get to say, actually, this is my first rodeo. I really enjoyed that. This is my first rodeo.
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Bob. Bob, you. You just drag my cool bitch. I just made up that whole thing about toots. Got him.
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I just said, I don't know if I believe that. I need to look it up. I did not drink. I was like, I need to look that up. That sounds like TikTok. Historianism, history, revisionist history. Should I say?
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Well, if you guys want to see more gaslighting, I prank call four of my celebrity friends on this week's YouTube video. Honestly, it's the most fun I've ever had. The one with Atsuko Maura. I tricked Maura into giving me her Birkin, and I tricked Atsuko into taking Colleen. And Atsuko was just being so sweet. I couldn't keep up with it. Cause I was like, oh, my God. I was like. She was like, no, I can't take a cat. I was like, colleen eats other cats. Young Atsuko's being.
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So take her to watch or take her to have.
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Like, to have permanently. Cause I couldn't have her anymore. Anyway. It's a really funny video. So because Discord won the mini challenge, she gets to pair everyone up, which I think is a useful tool in this challenge, because I know I have a hard time pinning white people. So my primary thing would be switching people up by races. Cause, like, just. Let's just be real.
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It's.
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For me, in my opinion, it's harder to paint someone who has a different skin tone than me. I really struggle with that.
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If I'm being fully honest, Monae, you and I have trouble doing makeup on anyone who's not ourselves. I. I don't like putting people in makeup.
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Same. I'm not good at it at all.
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I know this face. This one. I haven't even covered my eyebrows in years. I just use these little wispies, and I just paint right over them or I shaved them off. So like, a lot of the stuff I just don't have. I just don't. I can do this, right?
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I'm not going to. So. So maybe, you know, maybe it's just like a. Yes. Aether said, wow. When I play the race card. Absolutely. In this challenge, I am giving you someone that is a different race than you. That is my. That's my ultimate goal. Um, and so she. So she does that. So she gives Nene Jason, who is a black eye. She gives Jane Terry, who is the old guy with the mutton chops. Because, like, that looks hard to do. Monet only sees color.
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Chiro while ableism. That felt like a shot at me somehow.
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Say it again.
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That felt like a shot at me somehow.
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No, I'm just playing no. And Discord chooses the guy all the way. Did I write down his name? Discord chooses the guy all the way to the right because he looks like her. He has gauges like her. So she's like, oh, he's punk rock. And we look really similar. That's gonna work. Mutton chops goes to thing. Uh, Darlene gets this fucking. The guy all the way to the left, who is. Who is very gay. No, the one next to Discord's partner guy second to the left, y'.
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All.
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He was a faggot. He was a fag. He was so faggoty. And. And then those are the only ones that stick out to me.
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Can I just say, the one second to the right looks like like. Like a butcher. Tina Burner. Like Tina Butcher. Something about him is giving Tina Burner to me. I don't know what it is. Tina Butcher. I don't know what it is. I mean, you can't get much more bush than Tina Burner.
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Let's be.
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Let's be honest.
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Damn. Drag her. Drag her.
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Oh, did he? Yeah, Terry passed the one that Monet just called her. Efsler.
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No, no, no, no. That's not him. The other one. No, that's Mutton Chop. It's Terry.
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Well, you know, rest in peace to this wonderful, wonderful man.
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Yeah.
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Which I'm glad that he got. I hope this was a fun experience for him.
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Yeah, I think it was. So Discord says to her, makeover guys, she was like, that all the girls are coming for her because she has the best makeup and everyone else is scared of her. And I'm like, I don't know if she's at this point, if she's doing a bit or she genuinely thinks it's. It has to be a bit. Jscor does not think that she has the best makeup in her group and people are scared of her talents in the show. I do not believe that she believes that.
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Maybe she's working on her branding, you
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know what I mean?
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But, like, but we've seen this before. This is also something that Blair St. Clair said on her season of All Stars. She was like, the girls are scared of me. Meanwhile, she was like, I think the only or one of the only people who didn't have a win. And she was like, these girls are scared of me. And I remember being like, this is. I remember thinking to myself, this is cool.
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Crazy. Yeah, I do love. Where is Blair? Add that to one of your documentaries,
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Finding Blair fighting Blair Sinclair. We also on the same season as
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your Finding Blair Sinclair.
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Finding Blair Sinclair.
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Mikey's makeover, Mr. Maroon shirt has. He's a queen. He's a former. Like, he used to be a drag queen. He's one like, Miss Rodeo or some shit. Like, he's done drag. He's done high horror drag before.
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First of all, no one quits drag. No one quits drag. Your drag goes into remission. You don't quit it.
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Drag goes into remission. It's crazy. And Darlene's makeover doesn't mind being trashy, which is honestly great. I think Darlene got the one person that was like, yeah, I want it. I'm trash. My mom is trash. I'm literally, literally Darlene's whole mo. So she discord. Really helped Darlene out by giving her the guy who. Cause we'll get to it later. If I came up to drag Rain's
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mom at home being like, excuse me, I'm sorry, what was that?
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We'll get it till later. But if I came to Drag Race and I got made over to look like that, I would want a refund even though I didn't pay any money, I would be upset.
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How would you feel if your kid went on TV show and was like, I'm trash. I mean, I'm ghetto as hell. My dad ghetto as hell.
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I would be. They wouldn't say that because that would be crazy.
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I don't think black folks use the term trash. I've never heard a black folk describe themselves as trashy or trash. I think Trash is like a white thing.
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Er, no. I've heard gothy goffy kids were described as trash.
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Like black goth kids. Yeah. I've never heard of black trash in my life. We're black trash.
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Well, not. What do you, what do you say? Black trash. Like that. That sounds. That sounds like a whole lot.
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I think the cultural, derogatory, pejorative for like broke white people is white trash. And the cultural, you know, pejorative term for low class black people is ghetto.
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But I think alt people of all races and creeds.
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Oh, ratchet. People like black folks want to say ratchet.
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They don't say ratchet. Yeah, ratchet. Yeah. Um, Nini's. Nini's makeover is afraid of their femininity. They're afraid of. Of embracing their femininity for whatever reasons. And I think it's a really sweet, endearing moment because. Because he's like, yeah. He's like, yeah, like, I don't mind like being gay. I love being gay. But he's like, I'm really afraid of my feminine side, which is very sweet. He's also. He's Jewish. He has like. He has. Right, Jacob. He has the yarmulke on his head.
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Jacob doesn't know every Jewish person. Yes. I believe that's crazy.
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Well, I was like, I was. I was like. I was. I was like. I was like, is this a yarmulke or is this like a cowboy thing? I didn't know, but I was like,
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I've worn a yarmulke before. You never worn a yarmulke? No, I've worn a yarmulker. You're supposed to wear one. You're not supposed to be. You wear. If you go to like a Jewish wedding, they'll pass them out. You can wear one and they have something called Keep On. Do you know about that or.
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It's a Keep On
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Yarmulke is a keeper. And bald people, they have nothing to clip their hair to. So you put double sided tape. They sell. It's called Keep on to keep your Keep On. You ever heard of Keep On Jacob? Well, Jacob's like, I'm not. It's mostly from you, though, because you really love talking about it. Oh, screaming
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Jacob Dragger.
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No.
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Right, Jacob. Ok. Wright Jacob. You're being Jewish. I was making sure that I wasn't bugging with a yarmulke. I was like, I'm pretty sure that's a yarmulke. He also like changed it like three times. He had like a pink one. Then he had one with like a swirl. He, like, had different yarmulkes for every scene.
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The comments said, that's Jacob's cousin. Y' all are crazy.
A
That's Jacob's cousin.
B
This is so, so problematic.
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You see, it only gets kind of problematic when we let the cousins in. When is just the coolant of the stepdads. It's never all the drama. Y' all are.
B
Y' all are. Jacob's cousin is crazy. Continue on.
A
Um, Juicy says that she's. This was crazy. So Juicy is trying on costumes. The costume that she brought with her makeover. And she's putting this. This dude in this, like, little tie up thing and like a skirt, girl. His entire body's exposed. And Juicy says out of her mouth's mouth. I've never had to dress a man before. But I was like, bitch, you're a man. What do you mean? You don't have to dress a man, bitch. You dress yourself, bitch.
B
But maybe she meant like someone who's like, you know, not. I don't know. I mean, I think the truth is, most drag queens, unless you're a drag mom, we don't dress anyone. Yeah, you'll lend someone clothes.
A
You know what I mean? But I'm like, yeah. And Jane is like, girl, Juicy just did Juicy just think that her makeover was gonna be the same. Wanna be as revealing of her body as her, like, what are you talking? Like, why would you only bring something that has this little tie? I'm thinking like a little skirt. Like, its entire body's exposed.
B
But the question is, would you try to. Would you cater to your makeover person's like, fears about or insecurities? Or would you be like, this is not about you. This is my. I'm competing here. You have nothing at stake. You're leaving no matter what. I'm gonna need you to put on this. If you're like, I don't wanna show my curves. You're putting on, like, what if you get, like, someone who lost weight? You ever notice people who lose weight? So when they don't wanna. They don't wanna wear hip hats. It makes them feel fat.
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Yeah.
B
How about you? Maybe you put on the hip pads.
A
You put on the hip pads.
B
For sure you put it on.
A
I was talking about this with Naomi,
B
but I wanna be sensitive, but I'd also be like, I need to win.
A
Yeah. I've done Drag Race both ways. When? Season 10, we had to, quote, unquote, make our outfits.
B
Where at?
A
All Stars. We got to bring outfit to The All Stars, right? I had two options. I had a skinny option and a fat option. I was like, I have an option for if I get a big person and an option for if I got a skinny person. Whereas in season 10, I just had to make a dress in the same fabric.
B
But you never know because in my season, you would have had to have a little person option. Because we had little people and we made all of our outfits there.
A
So it was like.
B
So you drag race might throw you a curveball. They might be like. And we have every person. Everyone is over 7ft tall. Have fun. Queens.
A
Literally last season with the fucking. The NBA player, the basketball girls, wnba.
B
Collegiate, right?
A
They are collegiate, right? Collegiate players. Yeah, yeah. And also I wrote also Juicy's makeup makeover is a fag. Honey, I love his. I love his little voice. It's very cute. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun
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if we made $15 bills, but it
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Me slow when network is busy.
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See terms.
A
Let's get into the looks.
B
I mean, I don't want to. Guys, first of all, in the chat, please be sensitive. Monat did go home on a makeover challenge. Monat is very sensitive about these things. We had a call before the show. She said, please be sensitive. She asked me to forewarn you guys. It brings up a lot of past trauma for Monae. So in the chat, please, please, please be sensitive to Monet's feelings as we look at these looks. Is that what you asked for, Monet? Did I get that right?
A
What's a. What's.
B
I'm just asking. I'm trying to be a good friend.
A
What's a cadaver? Someone said dressing cadavers.
B
Cadaver is a dead body used for research purposes. So, like, when a dead body's used for, like, a cadaver is a dead body, but they're often used for, like, science or military work or stuff like that.
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Gut.
B
Like, you heard of a cadaver dog?
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No.
B
Cadaver dogs, they are trained to smell dead bodies.
A
Got it.
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So if they're looking for it, like, if you're looking for a body that's missing, to see if the body is dead. Like, if the person you're looking for is dead, they'll bring out the cadaver dog and the dog will find the dead body.
A
Got it?
B
Yeah.
A
Chika, can we pull up the looks, please?
B
So we'll start with the judges. So up first, we have the judges. I always love Ru in a gown. I mean, Ru. This is. This is RuPaul's Bianca Boatnik dress, you know?
A
Yeah. This is too simple, though. This is literally just. I. I mean, this is fine. This is okay.
B
I like it. La Roach looks fantastic, girl. You see Law Roach in discord. We'll talk about it later. Going at it online.
A
Oh, I didn't see. Did La Roach respond?
B
LaRocach commented on the video work. Yeah, well, we'll get into it.
A
This lady, her makeup was so pretty. The guest judge, I don't know where she's from, though. Do you know where she's from?
B
I do not. Sorry to this, man.
A
She's a comedian, but I don't know, like, if she's from a TV show or just a stand up. Obviously. Yeah. Is it crazy they have not had Matteo Lane on the show?
B
I think it is. I think it's crazy they haven't had Tyra Banks on the show, but now they're not gonna have Rock Raw drama.
A
Oh, yeah. They're definitely not gonna have her ass, actually.
B
You never know with RuPaul's Drag Race.
A
Okay, let's go into the looks. First up, we have Nini Coco.
B
Okay, so Nini Coco is going for, like, a butterfly moment. Um, I feel like Patsy, Coco is giving. She's in the cocoon.
A
See, I thought she was like a caterpillar or a fucking bumblebee, but caterpillars don't have wings.
B
And there's a lot of confusion, too.
A
It doesn't look like a wing.
B
La Roche was making a big deal about, like, how he couldn't figure out what this was.
A
And I agree. I don't normally. Like, I genuinely. I did not know it was a cat because those don't look. They also look like wings.
B
I agree. Nene Koko looks like she has wings and Patsy looks like she. I don't know what's. I don't know. They don't look like wings. When she's next to Nini Coco, you can tell that what she's supposed to be. She's obviously a bug. She has antenna and Eyes on her head. Um, but yeah, I could not because.
A
Is she supposed to be a caterpillar? What then, Jacob? What is that supposed to be behind her then?
B
Their wings, right? Yeah, I think so.
A
They're not even shaped like wings.
B
I don't love it. I don't love it.
A
She looks like she have anyway. I did not like this. You know, I know that Nini Coco, she's not one to always do the wig. She always has some fucking swim cap on her head. And I don't think. I don't think the makeup was particularly stunning and I don't think this dress looks particularly stunning on this lady. Um, I just like the nails though. And yeah, I.
B
Her lips. You're not on the. Piss off. No one's gonna force you to say nice things. This is not the pissed off. No one's making you say nice stuff. Be, Be, be the real Monash.
A
Anyway, I didn't like this. I didn't see. Who goes on Drag Race.
B
Let's hear what Kevin. Let's hear what Kevin has to say.
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Fit gamer. I agree. Who goes on Drag Race wanting to be turned into a bug? Especially an ugly bug.
B
Like, bitch, like, how to be a bug?
A
How you. You, you gonna turn yourself into a monarch butterfly and I'm a fucking fat caterpillar. That's crazy.
B
Like I said, Sza would want to be a fucking bug. Did you know the monarch butterflies go to wherever what's her name is from?
A
What happened?
B
Where Diddy Fay go from again?
A
Monterey, New Mexico. Monterey, Mexico.
B
That's where. That's where the butterflies go every year.
A
Do they. I think flies can migrate that far. So butterfly going from New York City to Monterey, Mexico. That's crazy.
B
Specifically monarchs. Monarchs are known for being like, really? Like. There's a huge monarch migration. Like that's their thing. Yeah.
A
And they're going from New York City to Monterey.
B
They don't all make the trip. Monetary. They don't all make the trip. They. They populate on the way sometimes.
A
Populate?
B
Yeah, they. They repopulate on the way.
A
I don't think that's the right use of that.
B
How is that not the right use of that? I don't think they're. They're repopulating. They're. They're. They're reproducing. Okay.
A
They reproduce. Not repopulate on the way.
B
I think it is. I think it works.
A
The eastern northern. Yeah, look, Jay, about to gather you the eastern monarch population, notable for its annual southward. Damn, I couldn't even read the damn
B
Thing I was not gathered for its
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notable annual southward late summer autumn instinctive migration from the northern and central United States to southern Canada to Florida and Mexico.
B
Jesus Christ on.
A
I was just reading what was on the screen.
B
So I was not gathered. We can continue.
A
So, yeah, they're not going from New York to me. They go.
B
They. They. They go to Mexico. You didn't read the whole thing.
A
They go to look at the migration path. The ones in California go to Mexico. The ones in Texas go down to Mexico. But the ones in. In New York go to Florida.
B
Okay. You the one who said New York to Mexico. I said they go to Mex. I said they go to Monterey, Mexico. You the one said they go Greenland. You said they go from the moon.
A
Someone said Cicada Star said they fly in private like Taylor Swift.
B
Can you read it out loud without
A
Cicada Star said, oh, they flying private like Taylor Swift.
B
Exactly. Let's move on.
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We.
B
We've talked about this a lot. Let's go on to Mikey Meeks and Morgan Meeks. I think this looks great. I see the family resemblance. I think that Morgan looks a little bit like Divine.
A
That's what I said, too.
B
I think it's because Divine had that look that. Like, that, like, what do you call it? That tiger stripe thing look. And it kind of is. The eye makeup is so snatched up. Like Devon, too.
A
Yeah. Well, this is where the family resemblance shit. This pisses me off every. And this has been causing a whole thing online. People are really annoyed by the fucking. By the fucking family resemblance thing. Cause it's getting out of control. Anyway, I thought this was good, too. I do think, though, in the Runway, it looked like Mikey Meeks gave her makeover a mustache. I was like, girl, what in the mustache? Because she, like, did a dark. A black line lip liner, but the top one was so dark. I was like, she looks like she has on a mustache. Like, she's literally giving Charlie Chaplin.
B
I don't know. That Mikey overdraws her lips. I saw a queen in Philly one time, and I kept thinking to myself, oh, she's a mustache queen. She's a queen with a mustache. And then I talked to her after the show fully not. She just draws a weird top lip that literally. And I remember thinking myself, like. And it wasn't even a question. It wasn't like. It wasn't like, is that a mustache? I was like, oh, it's a bearded queen with a mustache. And I just. And I just kept going about my day. Started off the show Fully just had a weird top lip.
A
Yeah.
B
Can you say her name? I genuinely don't remember her name. I saw her one time, one night.
A
One time, Bob. So when you told us the story a few weeks ago, you couldn't you remember her name and now you don't remember Conveniently, she's me. She do me to expose you.
B
You're lying. Yeah. Then what's her name then?
A
You said it was Jada Hudson.
B
Jada Hudson is from Canada and that's what you said. I said Philly.
A
Yeah, y' all was.
B
I said I was in Philly.
A
And this was when y' all were doing that gig that they brought the girls in.
B
You're lying so bad. You're caught in a lie so bad. You're so bad at lying. I don't know. You are. You always claim you're the best at lying. You're terrible. Let's go on to the next look.
A
Wait, hold on. I want to make a note. So y' all see this? Mikey's wearing a full on column, like column gown. And her makeover is wearing this like asymmetrical thing. And they're saying the critique or great family resemblance. I see it. Okay, let's note that. Let's go on to the next queen. This looked.
B
Now we have Juicy Love Dion and Lucy Love Dion. Juicy and Loosey.
A
I didn't like this. I think the bodysuit was so ill fitting on her makeover that she had to make there to cover up her makeover's body. And none of no one commented on how ill fitting that bodysuit was. Girl, it was so bunched up in the crotch, like the way that the top part is wrapped around it. Her titties, it looked like. It looked like it's too small. This does not look good.
B
Well, Juicy doesn't know how to sew, so Juicy couldn't make alterations. This would be a really easy thing to alter. All you have to do is cut the size a little bit higher. But Juicy can't sew, so obviously she's just going to use what she's got. That's why if you're going to go on Drag Race, it'd be probably pretty smart to just have some sort of a slightly unfinished garment. Maybe the hems, maybe the pant leg is really long. Maybe you have extra panel, extra fabric so you can dart it if you need to.
A
Yeah.
B
You know, you don't know what shape the boobs are going to be. You're going to need a dart on the boobs. But if you don't know how to sew. You have to just bring a finished garment. Were yours fully done when you went back the second time? Or were they like, did you do adjustments?
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They were done, but I. I could sell because I. So I could alter them. Like, I had to. I fully made Patty's. I think I made Patty's into a. Patty's was a full catsuit. I made it into a leotard and I had to dart it because Patty's obviously way smaller than me.
B
I'm still very like, what you're looking for. Bitter that you didn't bring me back to be your best friend makeover. That's crazy.
A
Yeah, Bob. Cause, you know, the producers asked me who I want to come back, and I said, anyone except Bob. You know what I mean?
B
They said, who's your best friend? And Patti showed up.
A
They walked into my dressing room. Cause I did not have a hotel. I had a dressing room. They gave me my phone. They let me call all my friends and family. We actually talked for a few hours that day actually.
B
And you said you had nothing to say. You were just like, doing great.
A
You know, Jay's saying that they called him. They asked him to do the show and Jay said they. Jay said he couldn't do it. So he recommended my friend dejuan and Patty and they went with Patty. So do you want to fight with Jay? Because Jaden right here.
B
I do. Me and Jay have fought. We fought before.
A
Yeah. I think this is the fool. I cannot believe this isn't the top. I do not like these outfits. I think the one that Juicy wearing is fine. And her makeover looks awful.
B
There are moments where it does not look awful. I think it's just the ill fitting, like, leotard. And the top.
A
Look at the top.
B
Look.
A
It's around her titties properly.
B
Yeah. I mean, and that little.
A
That little tool, little headpiece looks so sad on that lady. That lady looks sad and mad.
B
It's like Juicy's.
A
No, Juicy's has a little more life. It's like bigger. It's floofier. Like Juicy's is like this. Her makeover is like this.
B
This gives San Francisco sibling rivalry. Monet said, I bring matching dresses. Let's move on.
A
Let's go on to the next one.
B
We have Jane don't and maybe Don't. Love that name. Maybe don't.
A
Maybe don't is really good. And I thought this was a great makeover. I thought this was great. I thought so. Jadi actually gave her makeover the dress that she wanted to wear. But I forget the reason why she said that she did that. But I think these look great. I think it's the same fabric. They have the same rhinestone bangles. The hair just a different part. Like, I thought this was incredible. And what do we do about dressing? Go ahead.
B
I actually think the dress Jane is wearing is actually prettier than the gown. Like, the gown is fine. I think what it is when a gown is that length, when it's made out of cheap fabric, it just looks less nice. Something about the mermaid on the bottom looks less nice. I think Jane's looks like a beautiful cocktail dress. I do agree they look absolutely stunning. Jane did a great job on maybe don't. This looks, you know, absolutely fantastic. Jane. But we knew Jane was going to do a good job. We been knew that.
A
Yeah, Yeah. I agree. Someone said Charlie. Oh, my God. It does look like Charlie Hyde. Oh, my God.
B
Do something, Charlie.
A
That looks us like Charlie High and. Yeah. And like the. Again, we'll get into. We'll get into. Into the critiques, but the feather boas. Anyway, I thought this was a really good A job well done. It was really cute.
B
Next, let's go into Discord and Harmony Adams.
A
This. Go ahead. Sorry.
B
They're giving Clueless meets. What's the. What's the. The witch movie.
A
Wicked.
B
No, no, the witch movie. Frizzleball. Frisbel. The craft. It's giving the craft. Meats. Meats. Clueless.
A
No, girl, this is giving us sugared spice.
B
Oh, my God. This is sugar. This is literally. Remember, sugar and spice. This is them now. Phil Ol Jack giving that. Has no one made that online yet?
A
Maybe not now. I'm gonna do it, girl. Look at Discord Adams. Harmony Adams. First of all, the names I thought was so clever. Discord and Harmony.
B
Hello.
A
And look at Harmony's thighs, bitch. That motherfucker could snap my neck like a twig with them thighs, girl.
B
Thighs that could crack a coconut.
A
Literally. I was like, oh, my God. And we didn't go.
B
I call those door. She got them door kicking legs. Unless you can kick the door open.
A
I. We didn't see in the work room because they were buttoned up. But does he. Does Harmony have those chest tattoos or did Discord add that to sell more of the panty to their sisters?
B
I don't know if she did. That'd be pretty brilliant.
A
Yeah. I thought this was really good. I thought, like, her. Her. Her makeup account has a little more body than her. I was obsessed with this makeover That's.
B
Cause Discord is skinny and Harmony is a thick person.
A
Yeah. But I thought this was a job well done. Even their little. Their little thing on camera when they were like, Discord, where they were, like, tripping each other and, like, bullying each other on the thing. Cause they're like sisters. But one is like. But she's, like, a mean. A mean, popular girl, and Discord is the mean goth girl. I thought it was really well done. I.
B
This, it looks great. This is a great look. And apparently the fans are being really. Fans are quite upset about. Apparently some of the fans were. Were going on the. The deceased gentleman's page and on his, like, like, digital obituary being like, discord was robbed, which is crazy. Drag Race fans, like, guys, you, You. We have to bring it down.
A
That's crazy.
B
Like, we have to just really think about what's going on here.
A
Yeah. Yeah. And also, my God. And when they had the walk, you know, the Discord cam and the Harmony cam, I thought was so good. Only note is, I wish Discord would have made Harmony walk like, Discord like, literally do the exact Discord walk. That's the only note. But I thought it was still cute, and I thought it was. I love this makeover. I thought it was really dope. Darlene. Yeah, I thought that this was good. I mean, like I was saying before, if I went on Rapo Drag Race to be makeover, and I know it's not about me, but it kind of is about me. And I got made over into this Atlantic City, whatever. I would be like, ew. I'll be so over it. And I love Darlene. I've really grown to love Darlene a lot this season. I thought this makeover was again, but it's hard. Cause it's very much Darlene's aesthetic. It's very much like, like her first or two second Runway. I forget when she did that crazy thing. So I thought that this look again is very Darlene. But I, I, I, I. I didn't love it. I love this makeover.
B
The funny thing is that her makeover kind of looks like Jane. Don't.
A
I see that.
B
Like, if Jane don't show me, like, this is me as a baby queen, I'd be like, yeah, I see that for you. Oh, I did not see that. Yeah.
A
And then Mikey Meeks did Jewel sparkle. Jules sparkle. She made over Jewel sparkle for their. For their photo shoot.
B
Oh, Juaz. I mean, this is back to Darlene liking that, like, kind of trashy thing. Like girls on vacation. Like, we're in Vegas, but we're from Florida, and we're here to see a magic show. And Celine Dion not here no more. I'm just here to see the Osmonds. But also, the thing is, maybe this guy doesn't know enough to know that this is not a great look. Maybe because he looks happy.
A
Yeah. So we get into the judges critiques, and Michelle says this Shea Coulee did a video adding Michelle Visage. Shea posted a video on her Instagram feed.
B
I saw it. If you're not Michelle Visage, keep scrolling.
A
Yeah, I saw it.
B
It was pretty gaggy because how are
A
you going to look at Jane Doan and say there's no family. Family resemblance? The hair is the same. The jewelry is the same. They're wearing the similar fabric. Because that's crazy, because just before Mikey Meeks and her thing, their dresses were not the same, but you saw it. You got it. Nichelle and Rochelle Visage. Oh, my God. I see it. Then the next one. Literally, the next one is like, ugh. I don't get like, what are you talking. It really is. This challenge is so arbitrary when they want to and when they don't want to see a family resemblance. It is very frustrating as a viewer to watch. Jay is saying that in. When they did the. What you call it, the. The walkthrough in the workroom. And also, Jay, the patrons think your voice is so sexy. You gonna have a whole nother round of people think your voice is sexy. Jay, just put your voice in. And Ru emphasized to Jane, don't. He was like, you know what Michelle wants. Michelle wants family resemblance. Like, you know what she wants, which I think Jane thought she was doing. She was like, we're in the same hair, the same exact makeup. We're in just a similar fabric gown. We have the same for the bow, the same jewelry, like. But then you cannot critique Jane on that and then let Mikey Meek slide with a dress that was. That was different cut of. Different cut of dresses. That doesn't make sense. I mean, someone put the picture last season of the. Of fucking Bosco and her makeover that one in the same. Basically the same thing. What Jane don't and her and her partner did.
B
You know, I think sometimes Michelle's critiques be off. I've commented on it several times, but, you know, everyone has their opinions, right? Yeah.
A
I mean, I would just be. I would be so irritated if I was Jane because. And she was in a tuck. She started to beat herself up about it anyway.
B
Yeah.
A
So that was on my. Wait, wait. And also Discord. I cannot believe they put Discord in the bottom. Like, again, like I was about to
B
say the bottom two chords. The Queens are.
A
Yeah. Well, with the critiques. Well, LaROCH, which is what Discord made her video about. La Roach was like, I fucking hate this. It's awful. It's terrible. And I was like, what?
B
Law Roach is also kind of like a rage baiter. Rauch is particularly interested in dramatic television and having the Simon Cowell edit. You know what I mean? I think Simon Cowell has done something to reality TV judging that will never, ever, ever be undone. I genuinely think that Simon Cowell's impact on reality TV needs to be studied by some sort of a. I don't know, some sort of TV scholar, because I haven't seen anyone do what Simon Cowell did before he did it. And it's on. It's on every show. Every show has a Simon Cowell. Apparently, the goal was, I hate this look. Like, I hate my dad, and I really hate my dad.
A
Yeah, that's what it was. Which is crazy.
B
Which is kind of iconic to say, though.
A
Yeah.
B
Is that the new I hate, hate, hate. You're. I. I know I said this before, but I. I can't imagine how much like that stings when Heidi hears it, because it's so quotable. It's so quotable. And I don't wonder how much Heidi is really enjoying the downfall of Nikki. Is Heidi, like, rubbing her hands going like.
A
Yeah, yeah, It's a little crazy. Um, so we found out that Mikey Meeks is the winner of this makeover challenge. Bob, do you agree?
B
I like Mikey Meeks. I think Mikey Meeks is a sun and queen, and I genuinely think she did a good job. But if I'm being honest, I would have given it. This is a crazy. Well, I guess. I guess Michelle would think it was crazy. I would give it to either Jane don't or Discord Adams.
A
I agree. I agree on the.
B
And honestly, it could have gone to either Jane or Discord, and I would have been perfectly happy.
A
I agree. I agree. It's criminal that Discord was on its offer this week. It's criminal. And then we have the lovely Nene Coco and Juice note, Mini Coco and Discord Adams in the bottom. Discord Adams is in the bottom for our very first time. And it is for this makeover with Nini Coco and I have to listen to Ariana Grande. We can't be friends.
B
Have you seen that video, by the way?
A
No.
B
It's a really good music video.
A
Is it?
B
Yeah. I think one of the best music videos in the past five years. Cbh.
A
We can't Be Friends by Ariana Grande.
B
Yep. And I'm not. And I'm not Ariana. What do they call them? I don't know. Fans are called RNA is. They're not an RNator. It is a really, really good music video.
A
Why Arenator?
B
I don't even sound out. She doesn't like it. But they. That's what they chose in. And she's like, okay.
A
I think they should call themselves Areolas.
B
I would call them the Ventis. You know, you should reach out to her.
A
The Ventis.
B
I don't think I feel passionate enough to do that. What would you call Ariana's fans? Wow.
A
You listen to me. I just said I would call them Areolas.
B
Oh, I have a question. Is it monation M O N E T or M O N A T? No.
A
M O N E T. Like my name. Sean, but okay.
B
But also nation. Like you could spell. Yeah, I was.
A
I don't like mo nation. No. Because I think that's too close to mo heart.
B
Even more harsh. Call hers the monation with an A. Good idea. That's a good idea, Ma. That's a really good idea. You're a real one for that.
A
And this was a. This was a snooze of a lip sync. I'll tell you one thing. Discord did not know them fucking words. Discord was watermelon cucumber bite souping her entire. I was like, girl, come on now. She did not know the words of that song.
B
I think it's. It's a. There's something going on.
A
Like, it wasn't. Nene was fine.
B
There's something affecting the girls of season 18 where they. They can't know the words.
A
Yeah, she's like. She like you always. It was. Wait. Monation.
B
I just text you in the Facebook chat, by the way. Go ahead.
A
You texted me to Facebook chat?
B
Yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah, it was. I mean, has there been any. There's been one, like, kick ass lip sync from the season one. I would say one.
A
Which one?
B
Juicy and Mia. Juicy and Mia.
A
Oh, yeah. That was a good one.
B
Outside of that, I don't think we've had any, like, game changers.
A
Yeah. Someone said they don't. They don't blame her for not knowing the words. Cause she was going home. I'm like, she didn't. I mean, I guess so, but it was.
B
That doesn't fit the discord delusion fantasy. The discord delusion fantasy doesn't say I'm accepting that I'm going home. The discord delusion fantasy is I'm absolutely going to. Not only am I going to win this lip sync, RuPaul is going to reverse the decision and give me the win for the episode. That's the discord delusion fantasy.
A
And also, Ariana's going to put me in the weekend in the remix of the Weekend Be Friends video. And I'm going to write a verse.
B
I'm gonna play guitar. It's gonna be sickening. Yeah. So now we have giraffe. Riggs said. Or Giraffe. Giraffe, whatever. Giraffe Wig 2552 said last week. Juicy eight. But that whole lip sync wasn't he. Because I think for it to be an iconic lip sync, it's not just one person getting destroyed into the dirt. Although I don't think Kenya got destroyed into the dirt. I think that Juicy did a good job. It has to be both people doing good or one person getting completely annihilated. Like Destroy. Like Kenya versus Latrice. Oh, for Natural Woman.
A
Yeah.
B
Or Peppermint versus Cynthia Lee Fontaine for music. Yeah.
A
Oh, Peppermint. I miss old Pep.
B
Yeah. Sorry. Last night.
A
We have five queens left, Bob. We're almost at the end of the season.
B
Who's going to win this season? Monet.
A
I think it's going to be Jane Doaned.
B
I think it's going to be Mikey Meeks.
A
We shall see. I mean, I'm sorry, I just. Jane. They make it to the finale. Jane. Jane Don't's finale package is going to be impeccable. Her entire package. Drag Race has been impeccable.
B
I agree.
A
And Mikey has been good. Jano has been impeccable, though maybe Mike
B
is going to turn, turn, turn, turn the competition up to 100. But also, having the best look doesn't necessarily mean. Doesn't mean you win. Right. I would say Gottmik had a remarkable package for her finale.
A
Yeah. But Simone's was better. Oh.
B
But I think that Simone did better throughout the ch. Throughout the season. And they could not justify giving Gottmik the win for having a great finale.
A
I think Jane Dillon has the great finale, and she was the best all season.
B
She has. Well, well, girls, we shall see. The chat is saying Nene for the win. The chat is saying Jane. The chat is saying Nene is out of.
A
Ain't no way Nene. Unless Nene pulls a Sasha Velour and Does something crazy. Ain't no way Nene's winning the season.
B
Maybe I just want Mikey Meek to win, and that's why I'm saying it. Maybe I'm just. I'm just blinded by, you know, we're the NPRs. That's what we. That's what we call ourselves.
A
First of all, Giraffe A. Rigg. I did not say. Hold on, let me. Let me gather Giraffa Rigg. Hold on one second. I just want to call. Nene's runways have Giraffa Riggs said Nene's runways have been the best through, though. In my opinion, if she makes the finale, she will eat. I did not say that Jane had the best. I said that her package throughout the season.
B
I feel like what Giraffa Rigg said was pretty chill. It was really. It was like, in my opinion, okay? And in my opinion, Nene's rhymes have been the best, though, in my opinion. If she makes it, finally, she'll eat. Moneta's like, well, I didn't fucking say.
A
Oh, my God. If Jane wins that, that has to be what she says at the end. You know when RuPaul gives you the thing, he says, now, prance, my queen. Prance, my queen. And he says, what do you have? Do you have. Do you have any. Do you have one last thing to say? She holds up the step that goes. Jane does.
B
That'd be great. Can we write them for everyone else? Now what is Darlene gonna say?
A
Oh, okay. Turns it off. So now prance, my queen. Prance, my queen. She walks. She comes back. What do you have to say? She has to pull out her titty. Go banana.
B
I think what. I think what she does is she wears a giant gown so you can never see her shoes. She pulls them up. She's wearing the ugliest scraped up version of their shoe. Looks at Michelle and goes, you mad? Is she something?
A
That's a good one, too. That's a good one, too. Okay, what did Mikey Meeks say?
B
Okay, I think Mikey Meeks is going to do her Runway. She's gonna look quite stunning. She'll grab the scepter, she'll turn her lips like Drew Barrymore, and then she'll go, I can't do the Drew Barrymore impersonation at all. But she'll say her line in a very Drew Barrymore way.
A
No, boo. Not Drew Barry. But I mean, to be honest, that's almost. See, your most memorable thing from your season is from some. Is from your impersonation that would. I Would not want that. Like the other two, they're referencing themselves not to another famous celebrity.
B
What? Drag me. Drag me.
A
Yours was a reference. Your most famous season was a reference to someone famous. What was yours?
B
I think. I think the biggest things about Drag Race are what's happening on this. My Carol Channing. And the purse.
A
Yeah, Bob, yours. The purse is a reference to yourself. That's not the. That's your biggest thing from the season.
B
Wait, who do we forget?
A
What is Nini Coco doing?
B
Nini Co's gonna look at people and say something really off putting, make everyone in the room very uncomfortable, and then not understand that white people are mad at her.
A
No, but really, when she gets her,
B
she'll look back and be like, you fucking lose and could have never done this. And then you're like, I'm just kidding.
A
I mean, if I'm Mimi Coco, since there's nothing of note to reference myself, I get myself to her. I walk down, now, what's something you have to say? She's like. Then she goes, I guess I didn't squabble this opportunity, just reference the season.
B
Or she can go, you might even say, I engineered this win from the beginning.
A
That's cute, that's cute, that's cute. And last, who. Yeah, what does Juicy do? She gonna go do a fucking pirouette.
B
And I think Juicy's gonna look over to Jane and ask her to write a speech first.
A
No, I think she gets her receptor, Jane.
B
What should I say?
A
She walks down, she walks up and then RuPaul's. Do you have one thing to say? She looks over at Athena, she's like. It's like, mom, Mom, Mom, I made it. Or look, Mom, I did it. Something to reference her drag mother. Because that was her half her storyline, the whole season.
B
Yeah. I don't see Juicy saying anything that's going to withstand the test of time.
A
Nene. Someone said y' all bugging. It means y' all bugging.
B
Y' all bugging. Neneesha say, that's funny. She do a lot of bug shit, don't she? No. You think she. Yes, she did. The praying mantis. Now she's doing this. That's two bug things.
A
That's a lot.
B
That's more than anyone else has done bug stuff in any season of Drag Race ever.
A
No, that's not true. Vander Cramton was a whole bug.
B
And then she did it again. Exactly. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
A
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Episode: "Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Drag Queens"
Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
In this episode of Sibling Watchery, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen bring their signature blend of recap, roast, and riotous energy to the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18, Episode 12. The theme? The time-honored makeover challenge—this season, it's a "queer cowboy" twist. The duo discusses the episode's highs and lows: questionable runway critiques, delusional queen confidence, the mess and magic of makeovers, and Drag Race’s recurring challenge fixtures. Always irreverent and insightful, Monét and Bob deep-dive into family resemblance controversies and serve biting cultural commentary, all while keeping it light(ish) and hilarious.
Each queen and their makeover subject is discussed in detail—with hot takes on outfits, makeup choices, and the judges’ reactions.
“No one quits drag. Your drag goes into remission. You don’t quit it.” — Bob The Drag Queen [24:29]
“Discord’s delusion may be holding her back… but honestly, confidence gets you far.” — Bob The Drag Queen [14:26]
“Who goes on Drag Race wanting to be turned into a bug? Especially an ugly bug.” — Monét X Change [35:34]
“You cannot critique Jane on that and then let Mikey Meek slide with a dress that was different cut… That doesn't make sense!” — Monét X Change [49:13]
For deep Drag Race fans and casual listeners, this Sibling Watchery is a wild, insightful ride through the chaos of makeovers, Drag Race canon, and the joys and pains of delusional contestants (and fans alike).