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Y' all are getting a sneak peek behind the scenes. Tea. This is what. This is what I go through, by the way. This is what this is. This, this. You're looking at Oz. I was just telling Bob today, y', all, I put these jeans on, and there. There are rips in the front and the back. So putting these jeans on takes me forever. Would you want to live in Oz if you were in. Well, no, the Emerald City. I mean, we don't get to see much of them. I mean, if you read the book, you see more. More of Oz. There's like, Winky Land. The winkies. Are they, like. Are they like the Wiggles? The Winkies? Isn't. Isn't Fiero winky? Yeah, Fiero's a winky. They're kind of like indigenous people. So Fiero is. They're different versions of it. So they're all different internal versions. You're really far from your microphone. Okay, okay. You asked me a question, but they want to hear your answer. All right. But the winky. The winkies are like. They're like. So Fiero is actually like an indigenous person in. In the book and the Munchkin Land. They are. I think they're little people. I think they're small, but in the industry, in the movie, none of them were. I mean, they all look like there were some little people actually in Mushka. I don't know. Did you See them. Yeah. So I follow this. This Tick Tocker, who is a little person, and he talks about, like, little people advocacy, specifically in entertainment. And he talks about interesting plot moments where, like, people were taken out. Like, little people been taken out of movies they probably should have been kept in for a long time. Got it. Anyway, there were little people in Mushy Land, and there were also little people in the Emerald City. Got it. We only saw three times. We saw Mushy Land, the Emerald City. We saw Shiz. Yeah. The university, which is probably like, a small town outside of a. Like a small college town outside of a big town. All right, y', all, you know, y' all b. Trying to make every thing about the wicked. We're. We're moving on. This is about this drag race. You brought up. You brought up Oz. No, you brought up Oz. I said, for my thing. You said, would you. Would you ever want to live in Oz? I'm like, no. You mentioned it. I did not. No, I did not, y'. All. I did not. Bob. I left the audience. I said, it took me forever to put these on. And you were like. And I didn't. You gotta do Oz. You said something about Oz. You did. I swear to God, I did not. How much you want to bet? Can y' all please comment? Y', all? This is. Y' all want to bet? I will bet you, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, run it back, run it back. This is. This is. This is gaslighting, y'. All. This is not. This is fact. You're trying to convince you that that is. That is not what it was. We want to bet. Oh, my God. What do you Want to bet? $10. $10. Will you pay me this time? I will pay you. And will you pay me? Of course. Of course. Like, you have me money. You owe me money, too. Not in the bats. Wait, I want this shake. I want this shake. $10. I need. I need my notes. I really need my. I cannot remember what we. What these. Because I'm talking about specifically about their. Their. Their looks. All right? Oh, so we're not talking about their looks? No, sorry. We're not talking about their look. I said because we're not talking about their looks. We are talking about their Meet the Queen. Correct. It was 13 people. I cannot. 14. Wow. Who you are racing. You know who. You know who. And I don't need to say it. RuPaul. All right, everyone, can we start with the promo video? Yeah, let's talk. The promo video. Okay, so I. I hate these promo videos are to Me? No, not this one specifically. I love this promo video. No, I mean, like, because, like, it's edging. I want to see the actual, like, the season prom. Oh, you want the teaser? You want the season teaser? Yeah. I genuinely like the promo video. I like, I will say the themes are getting light. I mean, and I don't mean literal light. The thing. It used to be, like, in a salon, on a racetrack, in the library, reading books, and now it's, like, light camera. It's like we see the queen, and they'd be like, the theme is red. It's like they're running out. I mean, I was. I was going to comment on what I have. I don't. I didn't plan on showing it to them, but. Yeah, I mean, we can show them because they probably. Let's watch it together, y'. All. Yeah. Okay. 16 new queens who are revving up the competition like never before. This is me. Jacob's fine. I have no Jacob endorsing. AI. Jacob endorsing. I don't want to watch it. It's fine. It's fine. Because it's, like, buried in the. It's, like, buried. But it's the first thing you see. Is it the first. They all walk out, and then you see it and they do all the. It's, like, buried in there. But I like the slogan. Like, in a shady world, let. In a shady world, let there be light. I don't know. I love that slogan, and I. Ready, set, glow. That is good. That is good. Here's the thing, though. It's changed over the years, like, because, like, season eight was hair salon. Hair salon. Drama, drama. Season nine was just colors. Each girl had one color. Oh, girl. Season seven was American. American Apparel. No, it was like distress. It was America. I, I, I bet. I'm willing to bet you my life that the mood board for that was American Apparel. No, Bob, Season seven was. The theme had to be American. It was all black and white. It was American Apparel. I think they go back and forth because season six was. Which we. We agree. Season six is the best theme ever. Well, because. Because four was great. The alien ship had that gold, like, scale look, and they were like robots popping alive. Yeah, that was also great. So me, I said, maybe it's all the even numbers. Had the fantasy. 10 had a great one. 10 was a great 10. 10. 10 across the board. 11 was good, too. 11 when they had the candy land, the big. No, 11 was the big brushes and, like, the giant makeup stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, The Candyland theme was really dope, too. I don't like these light. No, Shay. When I used to be on We're Here, the producer would be like, all right, the theme this week is love. And I'd be like, love's not a thing. Yes, it is. Love's not a thing. Love takes over. Bob. Love is such a broad. Love is. That's like saying the theme is the world. Love is too broad. No, I think. What kind of love? Friendly love? Family love? That's for you to interpret. It's too. It's too. I like a theme that gets a little bit more specific, personally. The first queen is Athena. Deep. I want to talk about the slogan. Wait. And I. I also like that. That they're actually interacting because there was a period of time during lockdown. This is a indicator that lockdown is actually coming to an end because the queens are tugging on crown together. Was a period of time where the queens were interacting at all. My scene, we were like three of us to a scene doing each other's nails. Who was in your scene? My scene was Dax. Thorgy. No, it was Naomi and Robbie Turner. It was me and Dax. They were doing our hair. We were. Yeah. I thought I missed it when the queens were really, really irregular. Anyway, long story short, I think the theme. But I do genuinely very much like this. I think it's cute. So what do you. Okay, so Athena Dion is the queen of Miami and the Mykonos. And Mykonos. That's why I saw. I saw Mykonos this summer. She said she's the queen of Miami and the queen of Mykonos. She. Well, she's also. She's 32. Citizenship. She's 33. 32. I didn't get her age. I didn't hear her say her age, but she. She's not. She. She doesn't seem like she's in her 20s because she's competing with her drag granddaughter and she's. Baby. That doesn't mean anything these days. This is children having children in drag. Well, and we'll get there. We'll get there. She. Well, she said it is her. She says her daughter. It's not her daughter. It's her granddaughter. It's her granddaughter. Because Morphe. Because she. Juicy clearly says that Morphine is a mother. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So, like, girl, it is what it is. Your grandma. Yeah. Like, it's okay. It's okay to be. It's okay to be Meemaw. I mean, but I think that Athena comes up polished 16 years of drag experience. 16 years of drag. So she comes off polished. She. She. She seems like she's going to be someone who has her wits about her, and she's been doing this for a long time, so I'm expecting that from her. So the Dion family name is from Celine Dion? Well, she said her. She said her namesake, but I think. Do you think that's really. I mean, she. Why would she lie about that? Not lying, but like. But it's the same. It's the same. That is you. You're making it seem like Celine dubbed them the Dion. She said got her name from Celine Dion. Like, I didn't take. She got her. She named herself. It's like Naomi small names have the biggest. Is Naomi off of the biggest small dynasty. I did not. I said she got her namesake from. I didn't say Celine Dion dubbed her. I said she got her name from Celine Dion. Calm down. No, you're gaslighting. Calm down, Susanna. So what I said was true. Anyway. Are texting. Yeah. So she got her namesake from Celine Dion. Obviously has a lot of drag kids. And she. She said that her motherly. Is she like the. The Sasha Kobe of the season? I don't know, because that's getting a lot. I like Athena Dion, but we can all admit here, Sasha Colby went into her drag race with a lot of people being like, oh, like, you should have been here a long time ago. You are. You are the winner. I don't know. I'm not getting that same thing from Athena. She's not. She's not being pegged as the winner from. From promo. Would you peg her? I didn't see how to drag. So you don't pay women? No. You just said you wanted to fuck someone the other day. I said I would eat pussy. I don't say I would fuck a woman. Would you eat Athena's pussy? She doesn't have a pussy. She has a dick. If she had a pussy, would you eat it? I don't know. Maybe a little too much. You know what she calls her a. Have you ever seen someone who calls it a pussy and it's not a pussy? Yeah, of course. How do you feel about that? I mean, choose his own. Okay, nice. She says, I've been a. Would you fuck Athena in drag? This is not the kind of woman I'm attracted to. What kind of women are you attracted to? Much more butcher. Butch. Much more butcher out of drag. She might. She might give you butch. Well, you said. I'm looking at her in drag. Her. If this Woman was in front of me, I would not be attracted to this woman. So you think feminine women are ugly? I'm not attracted to feminine women. Okay, but are they ugly or pretty? Some of them are ugly. Some of them are pretty. Okay. I don't think feminine women are all pretty and all ugly. Some of them are dogs, and some of them are stunning divas work. But I have been particularly interested in why people say that they are America's next drag superstar. I know you have for years. Now tell me why. I've been America's next superstar. So I'm just gonna pick up the crown. That is the best answer out of the group. That's actually one of the best answers I have heard in years. I've been America's next track superstar. I'm just here to pick up the crown. That is a good answer. Easily the best one. Easily. I will say, like I said before, she's giving. Not she's giving gravitas, which I think is a nice thing for a queen. I think she's top three, easy. This. I do believe this is her season to lose. You don't even see anything. I'm making predictions. I'm bold enough to make predictions up front. This is Athena, season to lose. She might come in and bomb the first few challenges. Will you. Will you keep that? I mean, no, I'll say I was wrong. I have no problems if she loses in the first half. Like, no, I would say I was wrong. I would not. I wouldn't be like, yeah, it's still hers. She's going to come back. Some people have won. Have lost their first. Shanja 1. Who. Who lost? Oh, the first. I thought you meant, like, lost the season. I thought you meant, like, sent home. No, no, no. You lost the first challenge of All Stars 4. If I didn't lose, I didn't win. Well, you were, like, in the bottom, though. Has anyone ever been in the bottom the first episode and then won the season? I don't think that's ever Drag Race sleuth. They're gonna be like, yes, actually, Calorie Kardashian. Who knows? Yeah. Calorie won the season. Wow. Calendar. I am so sorry. I'm not. Let's go on to Briar. Briar. Briar was. You know what? Cracker changes name to Brianna. Cracker. Brianna Cracker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so Briar Blush is from Boston. Boston. I'm scared of you from Boston. Oh, I. Oh, so you're afraid of a scary city girl. Why is Boston Scary. I. I don't. Something about Boston. That is a city. I'm not going to Boston and Pittsburgh. It's giving Plymouth Rock. I'm not comfortable in those cities. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like. Y' all love. Love the Mayflower too much. A little too much. Yeah. Y' all don't even drink tea and y' all fighting over it. Yeah. Yeah. How y' all drink beer, but you're fighting over tea. Yeah. Something. Don't something. Think this is gorgeous. I was staring at her eye makeup in the thing. I love this, which I don't do this, like, graphic. Just the eyeliner instead of, like. What's that? What's that girl? Jewel Sparkle. Jewel Sparkles? Yeah. It's Jules Sparkle. She's been on your YouTube channel. You did a whole season of Watcher. You can't say Jules Sparkles. No, Jules Sparkle. No, it's Jules Sparkles. Her name is Jules Sparkles. Now when this is right, are you going to apologize to me, Jules Sparkles? That's actually run. Aya. That's terrible, y'. All. This is what I have to go through all the time. Anyway, I was intrigued by her saying that her drag is retro but modern. I was like, those are two contradictory things. How are you retro and modern? Retro modernism doesn't make sense. I've seen things that are kind of retro. Like, there's retro futurism, which I hate. Like that show Fallout. I hate retrofuturism. Never seen that. It's a great, great show. It's a game they made into into a TV show. So. Yeah. So I guess she's a designer. Is she? She said she designed all her own clothes. Designing. Oh, it's okay. Yeah. I don't know if she made them. Made them. Right, right, right, right. That. She said that. I heard that, too. And I was like, oh, so you, like, sketched them up, which is fierce. The more I look the outfit, the more I actually don't think the shoes go with it. Like, at first I was like, just impressed that she's wearing them, but I'm kind of like, these shoes look kind of crazy. Yeah. And I, you know, I had to step back for a moment, be like, I don't think I am into these shoes with this outfit. We're not talking about shoes. I know, I know. I'm just. I'm just saying, like, I just. It just hit me in this moment, like, I don't like these shoes with this outfit. Yeah. I still in the thing. I think that she has personality. I think she'll be fun. I think she. She's gonna be one of these queens who's obsessed with her beauty. And, like, as long as she's pretty, she doesn't care. I have never seen her out of drag, but I think her out of drag style is very different than her in drag style because she's like, I'm gothic. She's like. She's very adamant that she's a gothic person. But her. She was gothic. She said as a kid, she. Okay, but look, all the tattoos and. No, she looks like she's. I bet she even. I bet she put on earrings and probably slap a lip ring on it. Starts listening to Catalyst. You insist to pull me down. Bring back industrial piercings. They're gone. I think it's because they caused a lot of infections. What's this one, then? That's just a brow. Yeah, across the ear. They cause infections more than. I mean, Cynthia Revo got her whole done. I'm not a doctor, I don't know. But something about it she says, and no one can shake her confidence. There's nothing you can say. Do you want to test that? No, not interested right now. Mary d', Souza, she is America's next drag superstar because I claim it as my destiny. That's nice, too. I like that. Do you have a signature scent sent? No. Why? Was that a question? This season, everyone got asked a signature scent. And this other question that fucking pissed me off, and I don't need you to answer it. Are you gonna do your big one? I fucking hated that first of the girls. It's crazy that half the girls have never even heard that expression. They're like, what does that mean? I'm like, you don't know? You never heard someone say, you're going to do your big one, but are you going to do your big one this season? Well, we'll see in 2026. You don't know if you're going to be your big one TBT on this season of watchery. I mean, tbd, to be determined. What's tbt? Turn back Tuesday. Turn back Thursday. Turn back Thursday. Do we turn back Tuesday? Do we still tbt? No. Well, you know, Instagram said the hashtags don't work anymore. So, y', all, if you're out there putting hashtags on your posts, they don't work anymore. Instagram, literally, they said, you're wasting your time. When did they say that? There's a whole thing. Look it up, Jacob. Instagram said it. Or someone said. Instagram said Meta said Like, do not. Do not waste your time put into hashtags. Hashtags are obsolete. They don't work anymore. Okay, Instagram, you're doing too much. It's not taking that much time. I mean, but, you know, we know back in the day, people would be like, oh, gaze of Instagram, queers of Instagram, gays of today, gaze of tomorrow, gaze of the future, gaze of the next. I'm like, it's too much. Let's go on to Sierra Ness. The more and more I say with this name. I love, love this name. It's a drink, right? Yeah, it's a drink. Yeah. She's. I kind of how she got to do it, but Britain Filter couldn't do hers. And J. Differently spelled it just like the company. Jan Sports spelled it just like the company. It could have been J, A, Y, N, E. That'd be Jane. Jane. J, A, Y, N, J. No, J, A, H, N, Jan. But then no one could ever find your name. Exactly. Yeah. But yeah. So she's from Indiana. Indianapolis. Blair St. Clair. Indianapolis, Indiana. Yeah. Anyone else from Indiana? Somebody's gotta be. I think that Utica. She's from New York. No, she's not from Utica, New York. She's from Utica. In the middle of the middle of the country. There's another Utica. Oh, there's a. There's a. There's a Utica in the middle of the country. There's Utica, New York, though, right? Yeah, there's a Utica, New York. Correct. Oh, I thought she was in New York. Oh, yeah. Her signature scent is mozzarella cheese sticks. I heard that. I was like, I like that answer. Mine would be. Mine would honestly be Speed Stick. Like Irish Spring Speed Stick. You don't wear deodorant. I do. You keep saying that. I wear deodorant. Monet. I literally wear. I don't wear it every single day. I wear deodorant every time I get in drag and I wear deodorant. When I go to an event, I wear deodorant. And you don't go to an event or do drag. You're more. You say you don't wear deodorant, but for it to be a signature scent would mean, like, it's something that we smelling all the time. I was thinking the chat. Your signature scent would be like, what would be your signature scent? Something that you do often. I just told you what it was, but I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about, but not when you are talking about him as saying you don't wear deodorant. But she doesn't take herself too serious. She's 31. There's a lot. They got a lot of 30 year olds up in here. Yeah, I think they heard our cries. And last season they were like, lexi Lux cannot be the oldest bitch in a room at being 33 years old. Go ahead. She said she thinks it's weird that Tony Tiger's hot. That's not. Not even a hot take. No, that's like. What's that? He's the hottest of all the cereal mascots. No, no, baby. Who's hotter than Tony Tiger? You are forgetting, honey, the OG Sexy one. Who? The Trix Rabbit. I will let him pounce on this pussy. The Trix Rabbit. The Trix Rabbit. Trixie for kids. Yes. What is it about the Trix Rabbit? I don't know. He just does something to me. I mean, I'll give Snap, Crackle and Pop a little threesome. A little. A little foursome. Well, you do love a follicle. Snap, Crackling, Pop are the polyamorous icons. She. She. She's a big. She's a nerd. She is a nerd, Dax. Exclamation point. Step aside. Yeah, I think that overall Power Rangers is her thing. Yeah, Power Rangers. I. I think overall for this queen, I am getting more of a sense of. I liked her, more seeing her meet the queens than just seeing her promo look. Because this promo look is the more and more I sit with it. Sorry, we don't talk about it. It's messy, but I think her personality. I was like, okay, I can get into her. By the way, if you all want to hear our thoughts on the looks, we have dropped a quick look where we talk about just their looks. We did not watch Meet the Queen. So that video is going to be coming out soon. So we do talk about looks. Just so y' all know, I am America's next drag superstar. Because. Because I'm the only one. Because not only does she have good. Have to look good, I look incredible. She also has to have something important to say. We need a superhero. And Sierra Miss is your superhero. And she's also long winded. Yeah, some of these. Some of these reason why I had to stop typing, girl. Just like y'. All, like, you gotta get you well. Also, they'll learn this because they're doing TV now. You got to get your thing out in a sound bite. What was yours? Do you remember? I don't Remember. I do not remember. Well, just do it now. Why are you American superstar? I can't. I don't remember. Okay. Money doesn't want to play along. Okay, that. We have a lot to do today and bar time. We need to. Sorry for trying to engage. We've also, like, like, deviated 19 times. Listen, I want to apologize for trying to engage with my co host. Anyway, I apologize. Let's go on next to Darlene Mitchell. Have fun. Darlene Mitchell. This name is camp. And this Darlene. Darlene. This is the voice of a dude. She is a dude. Are you being ironic? What? What do you have? No, my voice is more feminine. Monet, you don't change your voice in drag. I do. You're trying to. You're trying to pop it up. You have a deep voice. Well, I think as a face and a voice are giving. Dude, why are you so mean to Darlene? I'm not mean to Darlene. Yesterday. It's not trying to rhyme no bigger. You rap the other day, you were like, y' all don't know this when we do looks. Monet would not call this girl pretty. Monet was like. Monet was like. Monet is Darlene. Listen, if Darlene. If Darlene has no haters, Monet is dead. No, I like Darlene. I. I will say she came off charming in her meet the Queens. And she clearly. Which even looking by her thing, you can tell she loves, as she said it, Dolly Parton. She loves, like, Southern. She loves, like, just like Southern Bell. She. I think she wants to get married at. What's the place? Dollywood. Whatever. She said. I thought that she'd be your favorite because her first lip sync song was earned. Was Rihanna S M. That. That was. That was a cool little fact. But what's your first lip sync song? I don't know. Oh, it was a Saliva Tuesday's. I did a mix. It was a ridiculous mix. You did a mix at the bar? First it went from, like a Stormy weather by Ella Fitzgerald into, and I'm telling each other, like, just Fancy by Reba. It was. And I still support at this point. My first was my strongest suit from Aida. I remember you did it at the sober thing. No, the comedy thing. You can't just tell people I'm sober. Well, she said it. Was she the one that said she's over? Oh, my God, you'll love her. She. She want. Okay, her visual here seems very different. She's like, I want mall drag. She goes, I'm gonna be American superstar. I'M gonna do it in a denim skirt. She is gonna. She wants to bring back, like, an Earl. Like, season two, season three. Yeah, Drag. Like, she wants drag to be simple. And, like, she is over the designers. She just wants you to go to the mall, buy clothes, and put it on your body. Well, I mean, what she said was, these designs are getting crazy, which I can agree. Did you see that thing of Brooke Lynn Hyde saying that that designer that wants to charge us $7,000 for a cat suit? Yeah, I heard it. Like, she was like, girl like that. Like, she. She messaged him, and his first thing was, I started $7,000. She didn't say a concept, a sketch, an idea. He's like, 7,000 just for my time, which is crazy. She said no. She said, brokey. No, I'm kidding. She kept on laughing after every sentence. You know, I don't like that she would say something. She was like, y', all, it's my pet peeve. Stop fucking laughing. Especially when no one's telling a joke. Yeah, she's laughing after every second. How are you guys doing? Are you serious? She's nervous. She's nervous. Bob, have some compassion. She is America's next superstar because I offer a fresh perspective. Oh, you started writing novels too? Well, the ones that stuck out to me because. That stuck out to me because I'm like, you want to bring back Maldrag. You don't want to pay designers. What is this fresh perspective you're offering? Yeah, I don't know what the freshman, like, I want to. Back in my day. Drag. Would you offer a fresh perspective? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Even your name isn't Fresh. And according to Monet, your face isn't fresh either. No, according to you. You say it's like a man. No, like a man. You did say she got a man voice and a man face. You just said. I did not say man. The face is giving me, dude. So quote, if you gonna quote me, quote me correct. I don't know. Let's run it back like you said, man. $20 this time. Oh, I already got $30. Okay. Because I said dude. And we're gonna rewind all this back. We are, Jacob, take a time. First of all, you don't. First of all, you don't rewind back. You just rewind. Rewinding back is a double. You don't rewind. Do you rewind forward, too? You're a bad person anyway, Jacob. You're a bad person, Jacob. Hannah's gonna get tired. Up next, we Have Dede Fuego. What is wrong with you today? What is wrong with you today? Monet's in a deep legal battle right now because of the movie that came out. And we'll talk about it later. Didi fuego. Wait. Also, Darlene, we should know. She's a. She's an LA Queen. LA by way of small town in Indiana. Got it. So she's probably new here because, I mean, I don't go out. You'll love her. She said. Okay, so. Okay, I have a quick question. She said it on camera. Can I not say that she's sober? She said it. I mean, you can say it, but you be getting a little loose as the lips. Said it, she was like, sometimes someone will say, I don't drink. And when they're like, you're an aa. No, I did not. First of all, I have never said someone's an aa. Like, for example, like, Peppermint doesn't drink. Right? She's not sober. Okay? But Darlene says this is a crack. She said, let's go to Dede Fuego. Jacob is so over us today. Oh, man. If y' all can see Jacob. Jacob's just like. He's so good. Okay, Dee Dee, this is her own words. She said that. She. She says the energy. Why are we screaming? Here's Chris. Bob, you scream all the time, but you don't scream all the time. Well. Cause I'm excited about these queens. Okay. By her own words, she said that she's a handsome woman. And you agree? I do. I think she's pretty. No, in the. Okay. In this picture, they solving her up. Jake, can you play the Meet the Queens video if you can? Bob, you know, you watch. Bob, you are so fucking full of it. You are such a bully. You are the winner of Drag Race. Bullying a girl who's probably gonna go home first. I'm just like, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. He's not kidding, because he said it off camera, too. No, I didn't. I did not. What I wrote down is, she' from New York City by way of Monterey, Mexico. She's fashionable, stupid, and very handsome. And she makes. She's a. She makes. She's. She admitted that she did not make this. She goes, well, I had a hand in making this. Yeah, but she makes. But she's a sewer. So Didi Fuego is a New York City queen. She started coming up as I was on my way out. So I remember her. She did Shaquita Show. Star. Star Wars. Star wars at pieces. A Lot or bar wars, something like that. Yeah. And she got, she got popular because she would make some really intricate reveals and stuff. So I know she. She's either like an engineer level. I don't know. There is an engineer in here. It's not her, but there is an engineer. There's. There's a lawyer, a nurse and an engineer. This might be the smartest season of Drag Race. No, my season, we had a musician, a comedian. Comedian, Yeah. A fashion school dropout. So. So I know, like, she, she. There's. She does. She does something about creating stuff. She's good at doing stuff. She has some sort of an arm disability. She does, yeah. She can't move. She kind of got that John McCain. She can't move her arm past this, and she can't bring her arm to her body without it hurting. So I couldn't tell she was doing a bit. Also, look at this picture with that ass. No, go back to this other frame. Like half the time, don't you look like this? What do you mean? Like that? What does that mean? Moni, that's you. No, Monet, that's you. And your promo. I had it in my promo. And I think Dee Dee has the same disease. Real recognize, real gang. Recognize gang. The whole time I was like, why she look at me cross eyed? She. She said that she is like. She basically has like a 7.5 and everything, which makes her a little better than everyone. So if one girl has a 10 in this, but a one in that, she's like, I'm a 7.5 across the board and everything. She honestly seems really humble. Yeah, I mean, we'll see. I, you know, I always expect greatness from my New York City girls because I'm a New York City queen and I know what New York City can make, and she's the only New York City girl in the cast. She said, I am America's next drag superstar because I'm Mexican and queer, Middle Eastern and from New York City. I am the President's worst nightmare. That's good. That is funny. She got this, she got that Shakira, but she's Middle Eastern in Colombian, the Colombia. That's why she did that. It's like a Middle Eastern thing, apparently. Do you know that the inside from Africa, that's like she got. She got that from somewhere. It wasn't like she didn't write it. Yeah, it's like a sample or something. Yeah, yeah. But they try to pass off like it wasn't a sample. It's like they got into legal battle over. Oh, really? Yeah. No, I heard the original. It is. Is. Is verbatim. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go on to Discord Adams, which I. I try to look, I do not know where I know this name from, but yesterday we were both like, this name sounds familiar. Maybe we did know it from the. What happens. Allegedly. Or people know her or something. Maybe she's someone we know. She's from Ohio. This. Chicago. Now St. Pete, Florida. That is a red flag. Moving to Florida is a red flag. Isn't there a famous Addams Family drag family, maybe? Is that why we know her from a city? No, that's a. That's a TV show. Go. Yeah. Wednesday Pug Mortician from the legendary House of Adams. Give it up for Lurch Discord. Adam. She said she's a high fashion punk rock maximalist. And I will say from this form of picture, this is not how you do maximalism. This profile. I mean, it is maximalism. Bad maximalism. Maximalism. You want to see good maximalism? You look at someone like Atsuka Okatsuka. She is a maximalist, but she doesn't. Who is that? That Ato Aakasa. You mean Otsuko? Yeah. Oh, Atsuko. You said her name weird. Ato Okatsuka. That's her last name. I never heard her last name. But her name is Atsuko, not Atuko. Her name is. I didn't say At. I said Atsuko. Oh. You looked at me like, who is I? I. I had never heard the name in my life. I had never heard the name. Well, that's human being maximalism, I would say. This is ugly. It is. Girl. She was sitting there. I was like, you wearing a corset? That's first of all, they did her. They helped her out in this promo. Is that a corset? Because. What is it Cinching, right. My nerves in the video, it made her look wider in the middle. I was like, this is a crazy look. And she's obviously a tiny person and she looks stubby as hell. Yeah, yeah. This is not a good look. She can't touch velvet because it makes her fingers cry. That's a sensory thing. I. I feel that. That not with velvet, but when she said microfiber. Touching microfiber makes me want to claw my eyes out. Really? Does anyone else feel that with microfiber? It has like a weird. No tactile things. Yes, it's a weird. It's a sensory thing for me too. She. Her first song was Teeth Belated Gaga Love that song. I was obsessed with that song. For hot. For hot. She. She's one of the ones who never heard the phrase do your big one. She did not know what it meant. I mean for Florida. That makes sense. Well she is. No, she's not from Florida. Ohio? Chicago. St. Pete's St. Pete's Florida. You lived in Chicago. You should know what you would someone your big one is. Maybe she avoids black people. Maybe she is. She. She discord. Didn't live in the south side of Chicago. It's dawning on me now. She actually she wants to bring back big, big makeup. She wants big makeup. She's in a cast full of girls with big makeup. So she's. She's happy with what she sees. Apparently. Yeah. I am America's next drag superstar because I bring in punk rock to the main stage. I'm bringing a sense of fashion that no one has ever seen before. You're not. Well I, I agree. I've never seen this and I don't love it. Wants to be an av. She wants to be an advocate for the underdog. I don't think that's gon. I don't think that's gonna age well. We'll see. We'll see. I will say the back of her way look nice. We're girls have an up something and you know, sometimes, you know they could like fly away but she had it nicely priced. Look it, look it look good. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I. I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try@mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months or $180 for a 12 month plan. Required $15 per month equivalent to taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. See terms. Let's go to Jane. Don't Jane. Don't. I thought Jane was very charming. I. In my opinion I've always loved Seattle queens. I don't think I've ever met a Seattle queen. I didn't like like girl literally last season. Are you joke. Well that one. Well you. You and her were really about to fight. You. You. You wanted to drag that bitch up hair by. By the street by her ponytail. I thought this is the first bitch that had personality. Like, in her interview, I was like, oh, my God, she's funny. She has the thing. Like, I really enjoyed her Meet the Queens, and I like Dede's a little bit as well. But this is the first thing I was like, oh, my God. Like, I'm gonna enjoy watching her this season. Mind you, this is Jane Don't Esquire. She is a lawyer, a wife and a mother. Does she actually have kids or. There's like, a bit. I think it's a bit. I think. I mean, maybe she does. And Hershel Accords. I mean, she is a lawyer. Quitting your law practice to. To. To put on pumps on Drag race is kind of crazy. Okay. But did you pass the bar? She's a no. You can't be a lawyer if you don't pass the bar. Okay. I mean, I think to be a lawyer, I think you're right. You got to pass the bar. So she is a. She said she's a working lawyer. Wow. So why do you think she hung up her. I mean, she probably does both. I mean, maybe. Maybe she went back to the practice. I don't know. I don't know how if laws. Law practices give two months breaks to go do reality TV shows or not. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think she was really trying to. And I. Someone talked about this kind of hair. Didn't someone make fun of this hair? Was it right before or after her? No. So, yeah, someone was like, I don't like those sculptured wigs with rhinestones on. Him. Yeah. I can't remember who it was. Someone was like, Mickey. Then I saw. I was like, oh, no, it's someone before her because. Well, actually, I don't. It was. I did remember being before her because then I saw this wig was like, oh, right. Okay. Yeah. She. She used to get plain Jane hate mail, which is hilarious. She does not like the word conceptual drag for her. Because when you. When you think conceptual makes people think your drag is ugly and her drag is not ugly. Do you agree with that? I don't think so. No. When I. When I almost say conceptual, I don't think ugly. I think she's triggered. Yeah. Someone. Someone called one of her looks ugly when she called it conceptual. And now she's like, oh, so she's good friends with Irene and also Bosco. Bosco. She. Baby, when I tell you right now, no one loved the fragrance question more than Jane. Don't. And that's good. You. We know a fragrance queen. Someone who's obsessed with fragrances. We don't know. But we're, we're, we're. We're. We're friends with her. Jack Aina. But yeah, she does love fragrances. Girl in her house, she has a whole wall of just fragrances. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like when I don't like. I was talking to Taylor yesterday because I was watching this and taking. Not. I think when you put on perfume or cologne, do it naked or in your underwear and then put on your clothes. When your clothes are covered in your scent, it just stacks and stacks and stacks. Because when you dry clean your clothes, they're not actually washing your clothes. They're just deodorizing your clothes. So then you're getting deodorized. You're getting more scent on top of the old scent. And then it just starts to smell stale and crusty and dustiness. And it smells like this. Something about it. It's a kind of warm. It's like it makes your nose feel warmer. You keep wearing cologne on top of cologne on top of cologne. Well, I do that and I don't have a problem with it. This is my way. Whatever. She is America's next jerk superstar because I think it's time that a nice lady was crowned. Ew. Boo. I think she's being funny, but still. Boo. You're. You're. You are a legendary Seattle queen. First of all, watch what you said. This bitch will sue you. Honestly, we should be careful this season. This bitch might try to look. And then a nurse will come in and give us an injection. Wrong with bubbles in the. In the tube. And then what will happen? The engineer is going to build a death trap. What happens if you. If you get an. You do injectable. That's the thing. It's actually not that big of a deal. You need a lot of air in your veins to actually harm you. I just saw a nurse do a whole thing about. I'm assuming he was a nurse. He said he was a nurse. I don't know. He could have on. Where on. It was on. It was on. No. Cnn. Where you coming? Tik Tok. Huh? I saw cnn. Tik Tok. Cnn. Okay. Juicy love. Dion. Dion. Okay. I love this queen. I think she's gonna be really fierce. What you about to say? I think we're on the same type of time. Well, I don't know what time you're on. I think she's gonna do well in terms of like performing. Oh. Terrible at challenges. Yeah. I don't see comedy. I don't see acting. My prediction, she gonna send home three girls in, like, high energy lip syncs, like, like pop numbers, dance numbers, maybe some, like, fierce rap song. And then she's gonna go against her grandm. That's more grounded. Think Latrice Rael versus Kenya Michaels. And then she won't capture that. She's gonna do something like a dip or a cartwheel in the middle of I will always love you. And then Mama Dion is gonna just stand still and then send her granddaughter home. They're going to cry down. And then he's gonna cut back to Agnes. She's gonna say, it was hard for me, but mother did what she had to do. And then. And then morphinia's gonna come down in a crystal ball on stage and crown Athena there, and it's gonna end season right then and there. She is the daughter of Morphine, and she started. Okay, I want to. I'm not trying to do a thing. She started drag her senior of high school. Morphine put her in drag her senior of high school. Uhhuh. How old was Morphine at the time? How was 18, my senior year of high school? No, how was Morphine? I don't know. I think if I knew a high school, I'd be like, leave me alone. We're not putting you in drag. No, I mean, maybe they're just friends in the neighborhood. Maybe they're both same age. Maybe she was in high school too. Well, can you look up how old Morphine is? Is. She loves androgyny, which I don't really get from her. Drag. Yeah, maybe. I mean, the other girl said that she wants mall drag. Morphine Morphe, she wants mall drag, but she dressed in a very glam way. Maybe, like, that's their everyday drag, but for the promo look, you got to do your big one. You got it? You got to agree. So you do like doing the big one? You like it? Yeah, I like that. But not for a question every season and having 19 queens being like, what? I didn't ask the question one night. Please don't get mad at me, okay? You heard Joe's voice in there one time, right? But he didn't do all them. He. I heard him on one of them. She does not think she's strange. Like, I'm not strange. What you mean the strange thing about me? I'm normal as. Oh, my God. The strange thing about that question. I wrote something about, God, she is America's next Dragon superstar. Because this was a long one. Because you've never had A girl this sickening and gorgeous and stupid and funny and with this much lack of references and this good of a dancer and this Latina and Cuban before. That's a terrible. Latina and Cuban in. That is a. That is a horrible reason to be the drag superstar. Like, girl, maybe y' all should think about these answers before you just dive in. I will say, every time I see her on social media, when I saw her live, she always loves, like, a nice finger wave cat. Was she androgynous? No. So I don't know what she means by androgyny. I think they said they start talking, maybe. Maybe she don't know what androgyny means. Maybe she means for other people. Let's go on to our next queen. Who is my favorite queen this season? Just off of these. I love her, y'. All. I'm gonna go ahead and say right now, I would like for this queen to join the civil rivalry family. Yes, please, Please join us. Kenya Pleaser, please. I was. Kenya. What name I come with? You know, it's a great other great name. Can you believe. But Believe is not a Can you believe. But Pleaser is like a brand. It's like a thing. This is. Yeah, but I'm saying, can you. Can you believe that's a great drag name? Can you believe or can you believe it? Can't even believe it. She says that her drag is Barry White mixed with Lizzo. I love that her voice announce. Her voice is hilarious. I like this queen. And she said, you are. She said, you are what you eat. And I eat kindness. That was the biggest laugh that I had the entire time watching. She said, you have to be humble. I do not agree with that. Get humble out of your vocabulary, Bob, just because you don't want to be humble. Some people can't express humility when you're humble. Also, she kept on saying humbleness, and I was like. Like humility and humble being, I think humility and humbleness or humble. Humbly humble. The word is just humility. There's no. Humbleness is not a word. Humility. I'll see you a fucking PhD linguist now. Just humility. I love her attitude. I do, too. She loves. She's a kick queen. She said she could get to her face. She said she's going to kick. Y' all can say whatever y' all want about Bob's good Sissy, Rico or Harry era, but that girl can kick her face. She can kick her face. And I want to see Kenny do that, too. Also for a big girl. To walk in there with more than an inch of heel. We didn't see her walk in. No, she walked in. She walked in the thing and I was like, what's her name? And still couldn't. She can't. We see her struggling in her heels now. We still see you struggling in your heels. You're not slick. She is America's. I also love when they say, are you gonna do your big one? I am the big one. I knew that was coming and I still loved it. Yeah, she's great. I am America's next drag superstar because I represent all those little plus sized, chunky, dark skinned boys from a small town that never got a chance to see themselves on tv. I love that. I love that too. She's mixing hard comedy, all of it. Like, y'. All. That's in my humbleness opinion. That is what makes it nice to meet the queen. Like, you're funny. It's heart. It's all that stuff. She also said one thing that did bother me, though. She said, I think I'm bringing something to this competition the world has never seen and never told us what it was. What did Fame say? It'll make sense later. I was like. I was like, it just moved on to the next thing. I'm like, what is it? Mystery. She's bringing mystery. Let's go into Mandy Mango. I don't know if I hate this name or I like this name. Mandy Mango. Yeah. I don't have a ton of thoughts about it. I just know that she's from Philly. She is Filipino. Pinois Pinot. Pinois. Pinois. Pinois. Pinoy. Not a wine. She. That's pino. She is a first generation American. You're a first generation American. I am, yeah. And her mom felt aggressive and pointed. I don't know, I didn't like. I. I don't. I don't know what. It just. Y' all felt the energy on that, right? Like you're for generation American. Like, it felt. The energy felt off on that one. Well, I apologize. That was. I was just trying to make you relate to this queen that you were trashing on the Internet the other day. Well, then talk about her and say something nice about her. Look, I love the fact that this was sewn together. Her mother was a pageant queen in the Philippines. And this was, I think, where she said that she's never peeled an orange. She does not eat oranges because it feels like too much work. But you eat mangoes. Mangoes are way more work than eating oranges. And I'M not only that, the trying to get the mango strength out of your teeth. Eating a Mango is a 40 minute project. Yeah, yeah. Easily. And every Korean person knows you eat a mango in the ocean. It's the best way to eat a mango in the ocean. Eat in the ocean. She's not Caribbean. I know. Well, I mean, they have. They have beaches in the Philippines. You. But do they have them in Philly? Yes. No. Got. No. Y' all are landlocked. Oh, sorry. I had the lake. Well, no, it's Philadelphia, Pennsylvania has a lake. Philly don't got no lake. What's your issue with the school? The Schuylkle River. Not a lake, but a river. All right, that's what I said. What's your issue with places having beaches? You got the Chicago beach thing because they call. It's not a beach, it's a lake. Are beaches only by oceans? Yeah. Jacob, you calling this river girl? Are you fucking kidding me? I could drown you in that. You don't know how deep that thing is. I can make. I could drown you in a glass of water. She is a registered nurse, so if anyone needs a subdermal vaccine, this girl has got you covered. I'm just. I'm just obsessed with the fact that maybe on set the medic was away and they're like, we need it. We need someone. A doctor or someone. We've already eliminated Mandy. What's the reason for becoming American? I didn't write this one. I am America's next drag superstar because I'm sweet, smart, sexy, and credential. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't write it down because it was stupid. Yeah. I mean, she's like, I'm smarter than you hoes. I went because I got a nursing degree. But there's a lawyer there, you dumb. Nursing. There's a. There's an engineer. There's an engineer here who's an engineer. Did I miss that? I wrote it down. We'll get to it. Okay. I definitely wrote it down. Let's go on to. Oh, we're going with back. Let's go on to. Mia Star from West. Can Jacob have a minute? Bob? Yeah, Jacob can have a minute. West Palm Beach, Florida. So she's from Mar Lago. She lives in Mar Lago. You can't just go around telling people that this queen lives in. That's. That's where West Palm beach is at Mar A Lago is in West Palm Beach. Can I just go around telling folks that me and Star lives in Mar A Lago? Well, prove it. Drop your addy. She is a hip hop dance queen. I looked her up. This is not kidding, kidding. Really? Monet? I was gonna look her up. A lot of girls, like, I'm a Broadway girl. She is a legitimate actual. I went and watched the video. Camila Cabello's video Havana. This is a real dancer. Really? Like a, like no shade to the queens. Like I'm a dancing queen. No, this is a career dancer. She has toured with Rihanna, Britney Spears, Camila Cabello. She is a real, real ass. Real dance. No, when she was, when she was, when she was saying that like, like, obviously you have to know your. If you're touring with these like huge ass artists and being the featured solo dancer. What? She was a feature solo one in the. Camila? Yeah, fierce. I, I don't know. I. I can't tell. It was obviously not recent, this video. Like it was a while back. So she's aged a little bit. I can't tell if she's the one. Juan, who is the twin at the beginning of the video or she's the one dancing with Camila Cabello in the like of the restaurant type thing. But either way, this, whoever it is, this can dance. Is she black? She looks Latino. I don't know. I don't know if she's like black Latino or she's. Or she's. I don't know what. She's light skinned. If she's black. She's a very light skinned black Latino. But phenotypically. What does she look like to you? She looks like, like, like a, like some sort of indigenous Hispanic person. Like a, like a person who was. Probably had a little bit of European colonization and the indigenous place of wherever that she's from. All the things. Yeah. Okay. Work. Yeah, I couldn't tell. Also, I'm sorry, I know we're talking about this thing, but people, when people wear like pasties on the outside of your garment. Drive me crazy. Like, if it was supposed to be nude illusion, we're supposed to believe these are breasts that you're covering. But it looks like you're wearing a dress and you just put pasties on the outside of your dress. Jimbo found dead. Does Jimbo do that? Yeah, she does it a lot. Like on the outside of her clothes. I seen her do it once, twice. Maybe not a lot, but I seen it once. Right. She is. She took a 14 and a half year break from drag. That's. Girl, that's not a break. Like she started in 2009 and she started Again now just to get a drag race. I don't know if it's just drag race. Well, not just, but like recently. So 2009 plus 14 is what, 2023. So she hasn't done drag since 2009? Since 2023. And he filmed this show in 2024. I don't know when they filmed it. 2025. Sorry. But yeah, I mean, well, she had to pay her bills and you pay the bills by hip hop dancing, apparently. That's fierce. She do talk like a black person. She does. That's this bitch black. That's. That's what I was. That's how I was like, she. I'm probably a really, really, really light skinned black person. Or she might be like one of them Puerto Ricans who be sounding black. This my real. She threw a little shade at Athena at some point. I can't remember. She's like. She did. She's like. I can't remember what it was. Like something. Not like Athena. Yeah. Which I'm like, I don't know. I think. I think they recorded these promos after the season, if I'm not mistaken. So by the way, bring back recording after the first episode. I think so too. Bring back doing the promo after the first. I don't want y' all to go back and. And glow up and not look how you look on your season. I want to. And I want you to. I want to know that you actually think you are going to be America's next drag superstar. Have these bitches no good and goddamn well, they're not going to be America's next drag superstar. Right. They might be inducted to hall of fame down the line in three, two years, but have these hoes know for goddamn sure they're not going to be in the. They're not going to be the fucking Drag Race superstar. They already know it. Honestly. The only. Only nation there. Only nation new. Only nation new. And your season, who knows there Calorie and. And Vanjie. Ain't it hard to watch. You have to watch them today promos, girl. If go back and watch Vanjie's Meet the queens from season 10, you can see in her eyes she was beat. She was defeated. Naysha hit it. Well, to be honest, she did. She did. Let's go. I googled her. Her signature sim. This is my favorite ones. It was called Gingham. Gingham Beauty or something. I googled it. I found the link. We could. You guys can go buy her this. This if you want to surprise her. It is 18 her signatures at Bath and Body Works. It really. Yes, it is. She also put out a gospel album. Yeah. In 2018. I went looking for it. I couldn't find a real name, but I went looking for it. When Jesus say yes, RuPaul would say, no, I am America's next track superstar because I'm a bad. Okay, what do you think about that? No, no, let's go on a Mikey Meeks. I said her name so wrong, y'. All. When y' all see our first looks, I said this girl's name. Mickey Meeks. Her name. I said Mickey Meeks, who is a producer on this American Life. Yeah, her name is after her. Her actual government name. Yeah, she's from Orlando. There's a lot of Florida girls. Yeah, she's a. She gives off. Can we go to Mikey Meek, Jacob? She gives off comedy vibes. Yeah, I get comedy vibes from her as well. I think she's definitely going to be the kooky comedy girly. I think she's a smash player. But who you main, though, Mikey? Who is your main bitch? She said Mike. Her Full name is Dr. Dr. Mikhail Merson, M.D. maryland stands for Mental disord, which was funny. I really like that. Yeah. Do you think she can name her right now? Can you beat her in Smash? Yes. And what would you give her? Like, what's. What are the stakes? How much? I don't know. I don't know. You have the post on your main. That Mikey Meeks is better than you as Super Smash Brothers. You have to say I. No, you're not. You're not choosing thing. I need to think about what it is. But you were so confident a second ago. Okay, so you're not that confident anymore. I am confident. Well, then it should be anything. You'll be. What about your Drag Race crown? No. So you're not that confident. Hey, both of y' all can. I'm confident that I could beat my niece in Smash Brothers. And if she wins, I'll give her. I'll give her my condo in. In la. Okay, but that's a different thing. Your niece does not play Super Smash Brothers. This said she plays. But that's. This. That's. You don't know what my niece does. Girls. Girls are allowed to play video games? Yes. Girl, does your niece play Smash Brothers? I don't know. You do know. I actually gen don't know. I never asked her. If you had to guess, Probably. Drag delusion. I love this. Drag delusion is a spectrum. We're all on that spectrum. That is so true. That is so real. Drag delusion is a spectrum. We are all on that spec. You have to have a little bit of drag delusion to do drag. Otherwise you honestly. I really don't think you can do it. I agree. I agree with that. I am America's next drag superstar because I know my star potential is ready for that next level. Actually, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at this. My star potential is ready for the next level. Okay. She reminds me of someone, it looks like, from New York City. Oh. And I cannot figure out who it is. Some drag queen from New York City. One of those, like, Paige Turnery queens. Oh, I don't see that. Oh, yeah. Oh, Immigrate. Oh, she's a little bit immigrant. That's what it is. Yeah. She's like, there. I was like, who? Immigrate is not a patreon or queen at all. I want to take that back. All right. Nene Coco is 29 from Denver, Colorado. She likes old school drag. I'm like, even though she does not look old school at all, her first song was Aura by Gaga. This is just such a beautiful look. She's only doing two and a half years of stage time, but then she was a bedroom queen. Yeah. She wanted them bedroom queens. She is the mechanical engineer. Oh, is she? Yes, she is. She's a mechanical engineer. And she's really good at cup stacking. Yeah. The cuffsucking thing. I'm like, can someone for the talent. Oh, my God. For the talent show, someone needs to do the Miss Congeniality water playing thing. How could. How come no one to try to do that? Probably because it's hard. It does seem very hard to do. I would like to see what is on her eyes. I think that's just her name. I don't like they're dirty. I would like to. I want. I would. I would like to see her talent be her stack. Her coat. Stacking. Well, how. How much? Have you ever seen? Seen it? No her specifically or just any cup stacking? No. It is very impressive. Is it, Monet, what these cup stackers are doing with these cup. It's like. And it's like, very specific cups they're using. What? These cup. If she's. If she is as good as she says she is, she's probably not like a world champion or anything, but, girl, these cup stackers are not playing around. It's very, very impressive. We're gonna take a look at some cup stacking right now. This is the world's Cycle. The individual cycle. Cup stack, second record. You ready for this? Oh, it's about speed, girl. Imagine it's a fire bump, Girl. Imagine that. Doing that to find out. The bumblebees. Oh, wow. That is impressive. That is impressive. But, yeah, I would love to see that talent. She's America's next drag superstar. Beak. Oh, wait. I know. I have more about her. I liked her answer. She doesn't want to smell like anything. I know you really admire a queen who doesn't want their drag to smell like perfume. Because, again, I think you should be putting on perfume before you put on your clothes, especially your drag. Because we are, I would say, typically speaking, before I dry clean a drag garment, I will probably wear it two or three times. And then you're just stacking this, the sweat, on top of the perfume. So when I get to the dry cleaners, all I want them because I think that dry. I don't know this for sure, but I feel like dry cleaners are mostly made for getting out the body odor. So they're hitting your armpits, they're hitting your crotch, they're hitting your. The back where you sweat or something. But when you douse the whole thing in perfume, it kind of comes back still smelling like that. When I take stuff to the cleats or the dry cleaners, it does not come back smelling like perfume. They're doing more than that. You know, I have to be very honest. I didn't know exactly how dry cleaning works, but I would be, because my. My garment, entire garment is clean, but it smells like something. Something. It smells like nothing. I would say one queen who smells like nothing. Thorgy Dorgy smells like nothing. Well, girl, she hates fragrances. I am America's next dragon superstar because I am a powerhouse. When I hit the stage, I am a maker and creative work. Last queen, in alphabetical order. Vita Von T Star. I will say we mentioned the other day. I am so gagged because y' all go to her social media. Her looks. Her looks are so impressive. I cannot believe it. It looks like two different queens. This person and the person on Instagram look like two different people. I agree. The drag. She said there's not much of a drag scene down in Montgomery, Alabama. And she's very old school. She designs and she sews. I looked at her. Oh, that's. That's the old school queen. Sorry. I looked at her thing and this. She's not kidding. This designs and this sew. It's not. Not a game. She's a. She likes to help people. She's going to be the Trinity Tuck up in there. Some people's outfits. You think so? She said, I like to help people. You know, she's. She's a drag queen's drag queen. She says she does not do tricks in drag anymore because she's probably a queen of. Of a particular age. How old is she? Do we know? Yeah. Can we Google how old she is by any chance? She got her drag name from Vita Bohem and D. Von Te. Yeah. And she said she's bringing no special tricks to the competition. She was emo and gothic as a kid. Is she trying to undersell herself? I'm about. I'm not doing any tricks and dragon anymore. I'm not bringing anything special. I'm do. I don't. I like old school. Like. What? No, she did say that her thing is, like, the captivating lip sync. I think she's a hip slapper. A dollar grabber, a. A. A dollar dropper. Using the dollar droppers. No, they do a number. They. They have a fistful of singles and they just, like, sprinkle it over their bodies. Oh, God. I got it. Maybe she's the type who would, like, throw down, take off her big fur coat, and then lay on it. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I am America's next drag superstar because I know my D star. Such a. How do you feel about that answer? She's 38. She's 38. Okay. She's older. She's about my age. A little bit younger than me. One. A little bit. One year. A tiny bit. A little bit. I will say this. Who's winning the season 1 Answer? The full thing. The full cast. I think. I'm going with Kenya Pleaser. I think Kenya Pleaser, just off of the Meet the queen's personality heart. She. For some reason, she gives that. She's a good lip synchro. She says you're going to kick her face. I'm going with. With Kenya Pleaser. That's a good answer. And I actually can see that. Yeah. I'm going to give it to Athena Dion. Right. Right now. I need to see one episode. Yeah. I need to see one episode of how these girls interact. Because, like, I will tell you this. If you can't. Well, one thing I'm not sure about Athena Dion. If you can't be, like, a little funny, you got to be at least a little funny. Yes. And we know that Kenya pleaser is funny. RuPaul loves to laugh. Someone said online today, I feel like RuPaul is about to lose her after one interaction with can you pleaser. Oh, for sure. Like Lawrence Stany. Lawrence Cheney. Step aside. George's. Step aside. Who was RuPaul's favorites? Whoever you are, step. I think RuPaul's Seattle favorite queen is. RuPaul's favorite queen is about to be. Can you please her? I agree. I agree, though. Vita is sexy as out of a drag a girl. We have this conversation. We check out our video on Friday. Bob and I literally started gooning when we saw just say her insta trade of the season for me. Allegedly. My niece Meeks. Oh, you think Meeks is going to win? You think Mikey Meeks. And what's wrong with that? Interesting. No. Why don't you respond to that real quick? I think it's interesting. Muy interestante. We're gonna read a few more comments. We gotta go. We just hit about an hour or no. Is that 1080p? That's 1080p. That's our frame rate. We're going for 57. That's our frame rate. I want to know who. I want to know who y' all think at home. By the way, we're live with our patrons right now. If you ever want to join one of our lives, catch one of us. Catch us podcasting live. Y' all are watching it after the math, but we are actually after the math. After the math. What is going on? Going on after the math? After the math? M. Are you after the meth? How dare. I'm in recovery. That could be triggering for me. Please. You know what? Did math. You don't know what I did. I do know what you did. You weren't there. It's gonna be so where is. Where is Ms. Pat's. Oh, God. Oh. Okay, y'. All. Y' all doing too much. Kenya Pleaser is some people's favorite. A lot of people like Kenya Pleaser. I seen Kenya. I say Mikey Meeks and Ivy Winters. Yes. Kenya's taking it for me. Yeah. Honestly, I actually can see it, now that I think about it. I actually think that Kenya Please will win this season. I see it. You know, but I mean, again, y', all. A lot. A lot is going to happen in how many weeks? It's fucking 16 episodes. Who knows what's going to happen? But hot. Take too many episodes. You think Drag Race should be at the most 12 episodes. Just because yours was nine 12 episodes at the most. What was candy music first season. Two much. Oh, this is what? Yeah, I don't remember. No. Eliminations bring girls back. Yeah. A lot of people saying Athena or Jane. There a Jane. Nene Coco. Jane, don't. Oh, From Seattle. Oh, got it. Nene Coco is going to gag, y'. All. I want Jane to go far. All right. All right, guys, thank you for watching this. Listen, again, if you are a patron, you've been seeing this live. And we're also going to be. It's going to be edited into a full video for our YouTube as well, so don't worry about it. There's so much content. I just don't like. Ow. Ow. Sunburn. All right, thank you, everyone. Love you all. Bye.
Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry
Episode: Sibling Watchery: Meet the Queens of Season 18
Date: December 8, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
In this lively and hilarious episode, Bob and Monét dive into the "Meet the Queens" segment for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18, giving their unfiltered first impressions, predictions, and plenty of banter. They break down each new queen, reminisce about Drag Race history, and highlight trends in drag and casting. Expect shade, deep cut references, and riotous chemistry as always.
The episode is fast-paced, snarky, and full of deep drag-fan knowledge. Both hosts dish their honest opinions and predictions, roast each queen affectionately, and drop several inside jokes (and wagers) over Drag Race history. They emphasize queens’ backgrounds, skills, potential storylines, and what makes the cast unique for Season 18.
Closing Prediction:
Monét: "I actually think that Kenya Please will win this season. I see it." (1:58:10)
Bob: "I'm going with Athena Dion." (1:52:28)
Catch live tapings as a Patreon member, watch for their forthcoming Looks review video, and join in the comment section to share your own Season 18 predictions!
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