Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 EP15 "All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 EP15 "All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Date: April 15, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
Episode Format: Lively, comedic recap and discussion of "RuPaul’s Drag Race" S18 Ep15—the “All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown” episode, centering on the Lip Sync Lollaparooza format.

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Episode Overview

Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen deliver their signature blend of sharp commentary, humor, and drag expertise as they break down every lip sync, look, and moment from the “All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown.” Along the way, they debate who truly earned the title of Lip Sync Assassin, critique performances and reveals, and weigh in on public controversies swirling around the Pit Crew. The duo doesn’t shy away from hot takes or shade—the result is an entertaining, insightful, and sometimes spicy drag race dissection.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Lollaparooza Format

[01:08] Bob: “I think it's a fun way to get all the queens back. It's low key. A little bit of reunion... we get to see everyone prepare a little fun. Like we just get to see it. I think it's fun.”
Monét and Bob agree the Lollaparooza/Lip Sync Smackdown is entertaining, but note its success depends on the "temperature of the queens" and whether cast drama is still brewing.
[01:41] Bob: “Silky is probably has one of the best runs in the history of lip syncing on Drag Race... It was so fun to watch.”

2. Behind-the-Scenes Logistics

The pair clarify when the episode was actually filmed (about a month after the initial wrap), referencing past All Stars seasons where returns happened much later.
[02:21] Bob recalls queens returning looking very different, joking: “Lost a lot of weight… lost some George’s.”

3. Drama Among the Queens: Ciara’s “Carrie”-Inspired Look

[02:27] Bob: “Sierra is doing some wild stuff. She's wearing this Carrie inspired look because she feels that the girls threw her under the bus.”
Monét and Bob drag (pun intended) Ciara for being dramatic and not owning her performance, arguing the Carrie parallel is “a stretch.”
[02:53] Bob: “No one... went along with her conniving. And she got the lowest score. If anyone got bullied, it was fucking lil mama Mikey Meeks.”

4. Briar Blush Controversy

They address rumors about Briar Blush faking her fainting, confirming (with some public records) she’d had pneumonia and sepsis.
[03:37] Bob: “I knew it was real cause I fainted... Like, you don't actually feel yourself hit the ground.”

5. Mini Debates: Who's a Real Lip Sync Assassin?

Monét and Bob define a true “Lip Sync Assassin” as someone who’s sent home at least three queens.
[05:53] Bob: “Three is the number. If you sent home three girls, you are.”
They name Cameron Michaels as a benchmark, debate Mia’s credentials, and trade playful shade about their own track records.

6. Pit Crew Controversies: The Asaf Discussion

A meaningful tangent dives into fan discourse about problematic pit crew member Asaf, who is called out for alleged Zionist posts.
[08:34] Monet: “All the discourse online were like, can Drag Race please stop platforming this problematic pit crew member?”
[09:13] Bob: “I do agree that platforming Zionist is bad, but... he was just sitting there in some draws spinning the ball.”
Hosts balance acknowledging the controversy with recognizing his minimal role.

7. Lip Sync Pairing Mechanics

The duo dissects how the competition’s "bracketing" and matchups work, referencing drag race and sports seeding logic, and why editing influences pairings.
[10:23] Bob: “I think in tennis, they put the best against the worst on the first round...”

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Lip Sync Lip Service: Battle-By-Battle Breakdowns

1. Ciara vs. Athena Dion (Born Naked)

• [12:48] Monet: “I love Ciara's look, by the way.”
• Bob is fascinated that Ciara may have been inspired by the film "The Substance"; the duo note RuPaul’s continued runway excellence and discuss aging in drag.
• [15:43] Bob: “The Internet is up in arms about this. They think Athena won.”
  Monet and Bob disagree; both feel neither “ate” and critique makeup, performance energy, and outfit choices.

2. Mia vs. Mandy Mango (Just What They Want)

• Monet calls out “obvious reveal” fatigue with raincoat/coverup tricks, leading into a tangent about Bob’s own drag cover-up history.
• [21:56] Monet: “But when you get to see it three times in a row, it gets a little unlit.”
• Mia’s money gag is praised but they both agree she used her big moves too early.
• [22:20] Monet: “Also, it was very reminiscent... I did the money gag first on Drag Race.”

3. Dee Dee Fuego vs. Vita Von’T Star (Main Event)

• They debate whether a pure emotion-based lip sync (Vita) trumps reveal-and-dance (Dee Dee).
• [25:00] Bob: “Champion was snubbed at the Grammys. Champion is a good album. I genuinely...could listen... front to back.”
• Both agree Dee Dee was more interesting, but understand RuPaul’s final call.

4. Vita Von’T Star vs. Mia Starr (Call Me Mother)

• They note Vita’s elegance but "low energy" doesn't suit the song.
• [29:51] Monet: “Mia ends up winning... the judges are right.”

5. Kenya Pleaser vs. Ciara (Pretty Gang)

• Kenya dominates, with Bob and Monét calling out Ciara’s flawed strategy (“trying to show she can rap”).
• [31:32] Bob: “This is the biggest. This is the most, like, disparate. Easiest choice.”
• Discussion on twerking in pads—a technical feat.
  [41:18] Bob: “The fact that Kenya Pleaser can twerk in pads is kind of crazy... I have never seen a girl effectively twerking padding.”

6. Jane Doan vs. Discord (Sissy That Walk)

• Jane is celebrated for her plotting and humor in selecting songs.
• [36:02] Bob: “I like Jane Doan, too. Jane Doan is a great... And she looks great.”
• Both critique Discord’s outfit (“Mugler Red Cowgirl”) and call for a moratorium:
  [37:01] Bob: “We're putting a moratorium. No Mugler Red Cowgirl, Ruby Red Cowboy.”

7. Juicy Love Dion vs. Jane Doan (Cover Girl Finale)

• Bob and Monét break down Juicy’s technical prowess and “more gas in the tank.”
• [45:02] Bob: “Juicy is younger, more athletic. She's just got a lot of tricks. Whereas Mia has, like, the music and the rhythm in her soul. Whereas Juicy has the rhythm and the bones of. Of a 21 year old.”
• The outcome: unanimous; Juicy is declared the deserved winner.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Briar Blush’s illness:
  Monét [03:48]: “Pneumonia. Sepsis is a great track name also.”
• On Pit Crew controversy:
  Bob [09:13]: “I do agree that platforming Zionist is bad, but it's not like he was there was like, what are your. He was just sitting there in some draws spinning the ball.”
• On RuPaul’s aging gracefully:
  Monét [13:37]: “Mom looks stunning.”
  Bob [14:00]: “Look at this 65 year old motherfucking black nigga… He is beautiful. Somebody's uncle. He is stunning.”
• On being a Lip Sync Assassin:
  Bob [05:53]: “Three is the number. If you sent home three girls, you are [an assassin].”
  Monét [05:58]: “So Cameron Michaels is the Lip Syncron Michaels.”
• On Jane vs. Juicy Headstand Reveal:
  Bob [40:09]: “At this point, I would have did a Bob at Posh or a Monet at the Monster. I would have done a split. If I couldn't do it, I would done my whole final lip sync on the ground floor work, honey.”
• On the value of call-outs and humor:
  Monét [41:06]: “You have to just be able to criticize the ones you like to.”
• On moratoriums:
  Bob [37:01]: “No Mugler Red Cowgirl, Ruby Red Cowboy.”

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Additional Memorable Timestamps

• [12:23] Lip Sync strategies: What Monét and Bob would pick from RuPaul’s catalog.
• [14:25] –[15:43] Bob and Monét dissect drag outfit reveals, makeup critique, and what queens need to improve now.
• [24:50] Bob champions RuPaul’s “Champion” album (“snubbed at the Grammys!”).
• [34:12]–[35:35] Hilarious story about Bob’s split injury at a club.
• [38:02] Jane proactively picks Juicy, avoiding the ass-shaking "Peanut Butter" challenge.

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Final Thoughts & Tone

As always, Bob and Monét are irreverent, funny, and honest—never shying away from calling it like it is. They roast and praise in equal measure, keep the banter flowing, and insert themselves playfully into Drag Race history (“I did the money gag first!”). There are tangents aplenty—about drag evolution, the state of nightclub performances, and learning acrobatic tricks as an adult—but every sidebar comes loaded with wit and drag insight.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• Juicy Love Dion’s win is well-deserved and (almost) universally expected.
• The Lollaparooza format succeeds or fails on the spice of the returning queens.
• “Lip Sync Assassin” status is earned, not bestowed.
• There’s more than one way to make a lip sync entertaining—and not all involve tricks or massive reveals.
• Both RuPaul—and Ru’s catalog—remain central (and sometimes underappreciated) to Drag Race’s ongoing spectacle.

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For a detailed beat-by-beat, start around [01:08] for full Drag Race content, and skip the ad-laden intro and ending Patreon outro.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

1-800-contacts. How do you feel about these lollaparoozas in the season? Do you like them?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I like La Perua. I think they're fun. I think it's a fun. I think it's a fun way to get all the queens back. It's low key. A little bit of reunion because, you know, we don't really get.

[Monet X Change]

That is true.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

They don't reunions anymore fair. The queens get to kind of hash out stuff a little bit. And also we get to see everyone prepare a little fun. Like we just get to see it. I think it's fun.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's really hit or miss. Sometimes they're really great, sometimes they're not. I think this one is good. I think last day with morphine was good. The one before that was boring. So I guess kind of maybe it depends on the temperature of the queens, how spicy they're feeling, how fun they're feeling.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I kind of enjoyed that season. Long Silky Nutmeg Ganache All Stars Lollaparooza.

[Monet X Change]

I did watch that one. That was All Stars.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That was fantastic. Silky is probably has one of the best runs in the history of lip syncing on Drag Race. I think Silky's. I mean, she had a week to prepare, but each time it was just so. It was so fun to watch.

[Monet X Change]

Did the girls come back for this? Like, did they record this lollaparooza recently or was this.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

It was about a month after they finished rapping.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so it wasn't like a month ago. It was like a month like last summer. Oh, okay. Cause you know. Cause then they, the four All Stars, 10, they came back like a year later, but this wasn't that.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, that's when Ginger and Miss and Mistress came back. Lost a lot of weight.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they lost some George's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So obviously again, Sierra is wearing this like. Okay, Sierra is doing some wild stuff. She's wearing this Carrie inspired look because she feels that the girls threw her under the bus.

[Commercial Voice]

Girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

During the Raider Queen, I'm like, girl. And that little girl said, girl, we didn't throw in the bus. You just did a shitty ball.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was like, yeah, like you did a bad job. Also why? I, I, I, I see the parallels she's trying to make between her and Carrie, but I think she's wanting to wear a cunty look. It's, it's, it's a little bit of a stretch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I, I, I don't see the parallels because par.

[Monet X Change]

Because Carrie was, was bullied by the other girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like, like targeted and bullied by everyone in the school. And she just was trying to connive. No one would went along with her conniving. And she got the lowest score. If anyone got bullied, it was fucking lil mama Mikey Meeks. Because Mikey Meeks performance is not as bad as they try to be.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, because they put a. Yeah. Yeah, I could see that Briar.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So for all of y' all that

[Monet X Change]

doubted Briar blush saying that she was faking her face.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Why are you looking at me?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm just, I'm just talking so that she faked her fainting and she was full of shit. She's like, she literally. Girl, y', all, she had walking pneumonia and she got sepsis.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I, I knew it was real cause I fainted. And that is how it be. Like, you don't actually feel yourself hit the ground. You can hit your head really hard and you literally will not. You, you can't. You don't feel it.

[Monet X Change]

Pneumonia. Sepsis is a great track name also.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

I love how Jane confronts Ciara about the scraps in the suitcase. And Ciara was like, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And if she was like, she's like,

[Monet X Change]

she's like, I was not intentionally sabotaging. She was like, I could have made, I could have Spun gold out of that bitch. She like, just because you can. Which, which irony. But Jane is still co parented by the bitch. You won the challenge.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. What do you. I don't know what she wants at this point. What do you want her to say? Mama, you won. You won.

[Monet X Change]

So like, what is the, what is the gripe?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't know. And Jane is like kind of. It feels like she's actually a little heated.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like, I thought it was like a little hehe ha ha. But it, it, it, the, the, the tem turn the competition up to 100. It got hot in, in there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I was like, girl, why you bring this up? You won the thing. Like, why do you care? Like it's too much.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And then, then Sierra said, are you bringing this up to censor yourself? She kind of interrupted that one. She did low key. She gathered low key.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but she just went home two episodes ago when she shouldn't have went home. So she's like, yeah, I am going to take up scare.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You don't think she should have went home?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think Jane should have went home.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So Kenya and Juicy have sent the most girls home. Kenya has sent home two girls. Julia, Juicy has sent home three girls.

[Monet X Change]

And they said Mia's a lip sync assassin too. Because Juicy's counting. She's like, all the assassins are here. I'm like, I would not call Mia. Mia's not a lip sync assassin. Mia can lip sync. She's not a lip sync assassin of the season. Lip syncs are assassins are Juicy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And you gotta, you gotta. You gotta assassinate someone to be a lipstick.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. And you didn't do that. She didn't send.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Are you a lip sync assassin?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I was, I was literally RuPaul.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What's the cut off for being. Is it two? No.

[Monet X Change]

I was literally.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

How many girls you guys sent home to be a lipstick assassin? I mean, as a lipstick, I would say three. Three.

[Monet X Change]

But I, I.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So Juicy not a lip sync assassin.

[Monet X Change]

Then she's on tom. 3.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

2. Juicy did 2. No, Kenya did 2. So Kenya's not lip syncing assassin.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God. I'm putting my phone on. Deny the store. Someone is blowing me up. But I wanted a lip sync assassin because I was literally brought back to All Star. I came back as a lip sync assassin.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But you could be. But I think three is the number. If you sit on three girls, you

[Monet X Change]

are so Cameron Michaels is the lip syncron Michaels.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And you're a lip sync. You hit on three girls.

[Monet X Change]

I only sent home two. I went home on three.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Got it. So Cameron Michaels is the lip sync assassin of that season.

[Monet X Change]

Not to say Cameron Michaels is on is. They both can get a little thick.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Camera look a little. That's okay. Hot take. Cameron Michaels is hot.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Not that I will say this, though. I wasn't on the camera. Like, obviously, Cameron Michaels is a beautiful person, but I was not on the camera. Michaels as short.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Cameron.

[Monet X Change]

Michael's not short.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He ain't tall.

[Monet X Change]

We're the same height. Am I short?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Cameron Michaels got to be shorter than me.

[Monet X Change]

No camera Michaels. We're the same height.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I guess. You. I. I not Cameron.

[Monet X Change]

Cameron Michaels.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Cameron Michaels looks short.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

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[Bob The Drag Queen]

I did a whole tour with Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we're the same height, babe.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Really?

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought Cameron was, like, five eight. No, five seven.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. He's gonna get so mad. I'm saying this, Cameron.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We gonna get mad.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think Jay Defeo and Patrick Minor are the same height? Or one is shorter than the other?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Patrick shorter.

[Monet X Change]

How much shorter you think?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think Jay's probably 55 and Patrick's 53 or 5 4. Jay's gonna eat your ass up. He ain't that shit. Eat me up. I'm not saying nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Jay's like, I'm clearly five eight.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, I believe he's five' eight. But Patrick, I believe it, too. Patrick is obviously way shorter than Jay.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Patrick Minor.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Anyway, his name is Minor. I have no idea who that is. Let's get to the thing. Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Patty. Yeah, Patty.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So what I have is, so Mia wants to get her lick back on Kenya, and she wants to do a little tiebreaker with Juicy, which plot twist. She almost got both of these things. Like, this bitch really saw the future.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she did.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She really had done seeing the future. I love when RuPaul jokes that they're doing her songs because she couldn't afford the licenses. And then she was like, in fact, I owe them $4.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she's probably not wrong, girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I like RuPaul's music. I love a RuPaul a palooza, but I like RuPaul's music, though.

[Monet X Change]

I like RuPaul music as well. They need to do some of the deeper cuts, like, where is Bring Back My Girls? Where is Old Friend's?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, Pretty Gang? I didn't never heard. I had never. And I'm pretty familiar with RuPaul's discography. I had never heard the song Pretty Gang.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know It's a good song. I did not know that. I did not know that one either. But, like, what are some other ones? I guess RuPaul only has one verse

[Bob The Drag Queen]

on the last one.

[Monet X Change]

I bring the beat is a good one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's a great one.

[Monet X Change]

The Bring back my girls.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Bring back my girls she's going back

[Monet X Change]

to the workroom Rethink her life Vodka and cranberry doll she's going back to

[Bob The Drag Queen]

the workroom Rethink her life now he's so cunty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Shall we get into the thing?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let's get into it. The first lip sync.

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[Bob The Drag Queen]

First of all, we gotta talk about this other thing. Bruno's not there.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So it's Asaf. It's Asaf.

[Monet X Change]

Which apparently Asaf is problematic. Did you hear about this?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I just heard about Asaf. When I watched the show 30 minutes

[Monet X Change]

ago, I didn't realize that people were Asaf. All the discourse online were like, can Drag Race please stop platforming this problematic pit crew member? Apparently he's a super Zionist. Apparently. I don't know. I've never seen Asaf's post, but apparently he's a Zionist and the fans are like, stop platforming him.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Is he Israeli?

[Monet X Change]

I have no idea.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, he's obviously from the Middle East.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

He is Israeli.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

With a name like a soft. I'm assuming he's from Middle east.

[Monet X Change]

And then so. But there are some logistics. So. Because Kenya. So, because Kenya, Discord and James. What?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like, I do agree that platforming Zionist is bad, but it's not like he was there was like, what are your. He was just sitting there in some draws spinning the ball. He wasn't like. And for this, like, anyway. But I had no clue this man was. I didn't know. I just. I thought he was from Lebanon or something.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know either because his name

[Bob The Drag Queen]

is so close to Assad and Assad. Also, that's just me being like, I know someone name who sounds like that. Who is from Lebanon.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Obviously would not be from Israel and Lebanon, because obviously what Israel is doing to Lebanon right now is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so. Because Jane, Discord and Kenya were the. I guess they divided it up, so it was confusing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You figured it out?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The first round is Ciara, Mandy, Dede Fuego. Who am I missing?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Sierra, Athena Mia, Mandy, Dee Dee, Vita.

[Monet X Change]

That's the first round. So they're going the first thing then.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But why? Why? Because they never send anyone home.

[Monet X Change]

I think it made an equal six.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But how come another girl didn't have to lip sync in the first round. Like, what, what was so fucking great about what? Mia. Mia, obviously, because she was in. She sent some people home. Mia.

[Monet X Change]

Kenya.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I, I, I couldn't figure out. I, I couldn't figure out. Was it based on when they went home?

[Monet X Change]

I think so, yeah.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

It was based on when they went home.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What's it called? Choice rank. They should have did Choice rank.

[Monet X Change]

What's choice rank? That's when you choose, like, rank choice building.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, not. It's like something to do in tennis where you basically pick who has the best score and then you put the best against the worst.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So they basically rank them. They're like, who thinks? They, who thinks?

[Monet X Change]

But then they can't control the edit that way. Not control the edit, but they can't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like, they did it one time on Drag Race. They did it with the, On All Stars. They said they basically had the girls rank who you think is the best lip syncer. And they put the best against the worst. That's how you end. That's how, that's how you can guarantee that the two best people will play against each other. So I think, if I'm correct, some sports head will say, but like, in tennis, they put the best against the worst on the first round, so you don't end up with the worst person playing against the best person in the last round.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Whoever has the score, whatever you've done over the season or, I don't know, your career or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That way, the two best end up definitely going. Cause sometimes the two best go against each other in the first round, then it's going to be a boring show at the end. Or a slaughter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So. So, so Kenya, Discord and Jane get to go in the second round. So they can avoid the whole first round. So, you know, they know that they're not going to be eliminated early, which is nice and juicy because she was the most recently eliminated. Just has the lip sync in the final round.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So it's based on the third round. So it's based on who when you went home, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first lip sync is. So Sierra's ball is chosen by the Super Zionist.

[Monet X Change]

And then.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And then he. She chooses Athena Dion because she knows

[Monet X Change]

that Athena Dion is gonna choose the Born Naked. How does she know this? There must be some conversations we didn't see on camera.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe she's just guessing. Like, maybe they were talking backstage or maybe she feels like I Assume, like, if I was up there and I wanted to. If I wanted to do a song, for sure, I would probably pick you because I assume you would pick a song I would want to do or. Or I would know what song you're gonna do. I feel like I would know what song you'd pick better than anybody else.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would reckon.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So what song do you think I would choose?

[Monet X Change]

I think you would choose Call Me Mother.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You're correct.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I think you.

[Monet X Change]

And what song you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I would think you would either choose Sissy that Walk or you would choose Just what They Want. But I'd probably Sissy that Walk.

[Monet X Change]

Well, okay. I'll just say my favorite RuPaul song. I wasn't thinking about what was available out of shows. Freaky Money. Freaky Money wasn't really an option. So I probably would have chose to see that Walk or Call Me Mother

[Bob The Drag Queen]

so I would have got what I wanted. Yeah. So then Athena chooses Born Naked, and that's what Ciara wanted.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

So I love Ciara's look, by the way.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm wondering, how recently was this filmed near the Substance? Cause this is like a hyper fixation. Like, I mean, the Substance is a good movie. Shout out to Demi Moore. Congratulations. You deserve to go to the Globe. But, like, this girl is, like. She. Did she just watch the Substance? Like, I gotta. I gotta make this look.

[Monet X Change]

So they filmed this last year and last award season was that substance. And last award season.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, the substance was last Golden Globes. Okay, so this most recent one, but the one before.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so it was.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was topical, I reckon. So she was. She was in her substance era. But that looks good.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's a really cool look.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's pretty good. I don't have any problem with it.

[Monet X Change]

And RuPaul looks really good.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, RuPaul's running is like gingham sequin. I don't love the belt part. I don't like the belt part of her makeup, obviously. She looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Mom looks stunning.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You think you're gonna look that good when you're that age?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think my drag will look that good. I don't think it'll look that good.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What if you just give the tea. Well, if you get. If you get the.

[Monet X Change]

If I take the substance.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

If you get the.

[Monet X Change]

Would you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Would you ever get a.

[Monet X Change]

You know the answer to that question? There's no plastic surgery I would not do.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'd be too nervous at that point.

[Monet X Change]

What do you have to lose? I don't know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Look at this fucking.

[Monet X Change]

Look at this 65 year old motherfucking black nigga.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He is beautiful. Somebody's uncle. He is stunning. Somebody be like Uncle Rue. Uncle Rue.

[Monet X Change]

He is so beautiful.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Somebody be like Uncle Rue. How you doing? Hooking. So Ciara looks like she is at one point. She looks like she's stuck in her costume, which is just uncomfortable. Like we're testing this at home, right? Yeah, we're testing this. Right.

[Monet X Change]

Well, clearly the sleeve was too tight on one til she. This Cleese should have been a complete like tear or something. So it like snapped. So she. It can. It couldn't. It couldn't get off. And she was. There she goes struggling, struggling, struggling to get it off. And this little Athena spin thing. Ass.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought it was good. Her little spin. You thought it was good, Monet? She looked like she fell. No, I thought it was skipped across the floor like a rock on a pond. It's not, I gotta be honest, not

[Monet X Change]

better than Miss Thing trying to rip

[Bob The Drag Queen]

that thing off and slam the costume off. Something about Athena I've been watching. I've been watching a pit Stop and I kind of see what Bianca talking about. I see what Bianca talking about. Athena just.

[Monet X Change]

She's a little corny.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I know her makeup just a little and just come for me. We don't.

[Monet X Change]

But like I said this so many times, Bob.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's just so muddy. Yeah, she looked dirty.

[Monet X Change]

Dirty is crazy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It looked like she did drag at brunch and now we're watching her at the night show. Yeah, I like she did. She did the parade and then she was like, but I still got a gig. Yeah, her makeup.

[Monet X Change]

I've been saying this for a long time. I do not like Athena's makeup. And she needs to and which is crazy because she's a seasoned queen. So she's been doing it for a while. You think the makeup would be a little more together, but it's not good. And this outfit makes her look so stubby.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. And this also, I will say a pair of. The Internet is up in arms about this. They think Athena won.

[Monet X Change]

I thought she won.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But at least what Ciara did, at least Ciara's lip sync has something to do with a number. Like, I get it. You can't choose your song but you just taking off clothes. This is not Burleska. This is like, at least do something that got something to the hip. No, y' all are not gonna sit here and tell me this bitch ate like y' all stop gaslighting me.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't eat. But neither Ciara didn't eat either. Ciara like their Sierra lip syncs like,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

like, like, Like a white girl that

[Monet X Change]

just did poppers on the dance floor and she's just getting her life.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I feel like straight people do poppers on the dance floor, girl.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Now, straight girls, they've been doing this. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

For like, for the past two years.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, they've been doing this. My old rate says she did poppers one time on the dance floor. Really? Yeah, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Michelle.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. You ain't got to call people name out.

[Monet X Change]

See this?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This why this why you be in trouble. This why that soccer player don't with. This is why he don't text you back.

[Monet X Change]

No, he did text me back about

[Bob The Drag Queen]

you out on him.

[Monet X Change]

No, but he sent me a. Cause we didn't exchange numbers. But he sent me a thing on Grindr. He's like, hey, how do I really?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, actually, you know what? Let me, let me.

[Monet X Change]

Cause these are your reviews, nigga. I got some reviews. This is unprompted.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, I would love to hear this. This is unprompted.

[Monet X Change]

I just opened my grinder and I screenshotted it too. Haven't been on here, but that was

[Bob The Drag Queen]

maybe the best head I've ever gotten.

[Monet X Change]

You are the best.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You on any socials or he ever

[Monet X Change]

in the city that they're from just

[Bob The Drag Queen]

which we all know the city. You can say it.

[Monet X Change]

New York City. Doubt. Doubt the latter. But please, seriously, I would really like to meet again. Please let me know, please. Begging and pleading.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He haven't met me yet, honey. I'll tell. He can knuckle puck, right? I want you to puck that little dangly thing to swing at the back of my throat. So Sierra wins, by the way. Sierra's tuck is tight. And the silicone breast, next level.

[Monet X Change]

It was so impressive.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

For a second I was like, wait,

[Monet X Change]

does she just have a little extra?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like, I was confused.

[Monet X Change]

Cause it looked.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Can we.

[Monet X Change]

It is such a good. Was it a prosthetic she was wearing?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes, prosthetic. Yes. She said it during the. Not untucked, but during the. There's no untuck.

[Monet X Change]

But the thing, it was very impressive. I thought it was very well done. Like, girl, my eye was like, wow, she better do that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It is very, very, very well done. Honestly, if Athena would have won, if Athena felt like she won, if they would've said either one, I would've been know why? Because we know neither one of these girls going going to make it. So I didn't mind Sierra winning like the Internet was hot. Hot in Topeka, honey. But for me it was. It was either way. It was either way for me.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? Yeah. The next round, Mia's ball is chosen. And she chooses Mandy Star and man.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Mandy Mango. Mandy Mango. And Mandy Mango chooses just what they want. I love this song. Looking for the. Who wants to walk? Looking for the bitch with the pussy that wants to pop. That's such a good line. Looking for the bitch with the pussy that wants to pop is so good.

[Monet X Change]

And we all know obviously Mia is a great dancer. She is killing this lip sync.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But we gotta talk about this obvious reveal. This shit is pissing me off. The wig, the whole thing. She's in a fucking raincoat. What's wrong with that? I don't like that.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I don't think that's a bad thing. We've all been in a drag show. We've all had to club up a costume. And we've had cover ups that aren't the most deceiving. You've done it. I've done it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We've all done it. You have done it. And I've been there for you doing it. That ain't true.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

But y' all.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Bob used to wear. I see what happened.

[Monet X Change]

Fucking neck to floor, black dementor coat. And I don't have it anymore.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You don't have it anymore?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't have it anymore.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And like, girl, we know you're not wearing that for the show.

[Monet X Change]

It was your cover up.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But like, for example, my Rita Repulsa cover up gagged the girly. They didn't know it was coming. Split down the middle. Surprise, surprise, you're a Phoenix one. This coverup is. I made this one. My. I made a lot of my covers back in the day. That's a good cover up. That Phoenix coverup. I ate with that one. I ate with. This could be the gown vav. Roberta. I think I still have. I still got that vav.

[Monet X Change]

You are singing a song about fire.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We think you're gonna perform the whole number like that. Because I'm covered in singed.

[Commercial Voice]

I'm singed.

[Monet X Change]

Can you see that?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm singed. Look at your reds coming up. The gown is coming up on me. Cause I'm saying this honestly, when you cannot say this. Cover up is not. You couldn't make this on your best day.

[Monet X Change]

I can make that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You are way better sneezer than I'll ever be. I can admit that. Bitch, I couldn't make this thing. I haven't sewn in so long. If you told me I had to make that tonight, I would need a couple days. But I made this overnight before the tour. Why wait?

[Monet X Change]

Did it. Who didn't come through for you?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I just figured myself. I said, I'll just make it myself, and then I just. I postpone. I used to always sell my outfit today of every show. I never sold nothing that I didn't wear the day I wore it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like back in the day.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So I was just back in my own mouth. That wig, that's a good. I should bring back. Should I become a redhead again?

[Monet X Change]

This was a great number, by the way.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Honestly, I hate the girls up with this one.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. This is our. This is our tour.

[Shopify Spokesperson]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Reagan and Omar.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought it was Reagan.

[Monet X Change]

Reagan.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought it was Reagan.

[Monet X Change]

No, Reagan.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Reagan.

[Monet X Change]

And do you know that Lloyd is a. Is a dad now?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Lloyd is a father.

[Monet X Change]

Lloyd has a child video of me

[Bob The Drag Queen]

and Lloyd on my phone just over there. Me and Lloyd just sitting on our loins.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, back to.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I ran into the arm on the street.

[Monet X Change]

Did you?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I sure did. And Tizz, I gotta come to your show. And I was like, don't say that, because if you're not coming to be mad, guess who didn't come. Tizzy. Wizzy was a liar.

[Monet X Change]

We're talking about dancers from. From our OG student rivalry tour.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So back to this. So Mia chooses Mandy. Mandy chooses they want.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

And.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I gotta say, I love Mia's little. Her little.

[Monet X Change]

We're gonna talk about it later because it's. What are you talking. What are you talking about?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What are you gonna say? I wanna hear what you gonna say.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say her, like, dance move that she kind of does. It's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's.

[Monet X Change]

She does to me. She does a reveal thing and then she does the this. She go this way.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She does this move. Mia has her. Her set move. She does.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's gonna hit you one of these. She gonna hit you one of these. She's gonna hit you one of these. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But it gets you. But it gets you lit, though.

[Monet X Change]

It does get you lit. It does get you lit. But when he gets to see it three times in a row, it gets a little unlit. I will say, when she pulled out that fucking money with the real dollars, $100 in tipping Mandy and throwing it at her. That was fucking brilliant.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That was good. I think she should have saved it for Juicy.

[Monet X Change]

She should have saved it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You can't do. Because Mia did every reveal she did everything in the first round.

[Monet X Change]

She should have saved the money. That was gonna be my note, girl. Save the money. Also, it was very reminiscent. Reminiscent of Monet X Change. You know, I did the money gag first on Drag Race.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, you threw it over yourself.

[Monet X Change]

On with Jinx doing Jinx. Me and Jinx.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, you threw it over both. Yeah. You think she stole your idea, but she did real money.

[Monet X Change]

She did have real money. She would have worked.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You was throwing rubills, honey. So I was right. Now, I don't understand. Oh, I wrote. I just wrote, I don't understand what Athena is doing. I love Mia's little, little dance move. Her little move. It looks like Mia tried to take her skirt off at one point, but it didn't work. Or maybe she thought to save it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Oh, really?

[Commercial Voice]

I didn't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I didn't. They both have some good moves. This, like, basically, like, hip hop versus, like, vogue. Well,

[Monet X Change]

Aja was very sweet. Aja was like, mandy, come on over. Come on. Come into the house. We'll. We'll talk about some this volume.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think Mandy is a bad voguer, whereas I think what's her name is no gang. We'll get to it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Aja said, hi, Mandy Mango. I'mma get you up in the studio, boo. We going to get that Vogue, right?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think that Mandy does voguing, and she probably goes to ball and stuff. She's probably not great at it. Whereas Vita just was straight up.

[Monet X Change]

Noing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Vita was just, like, straight up.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't great.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Noing.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't great.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But anyway, Mia wins this one. I, I agree. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, I think Mia definitely beat Mandy for sure.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Even, like, Mandy's dips, when, like, she's doing a dip and her leg is fully off the floor every time she does a dip leg up here.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I can dip better than that.

[Monet X Change]

Also, it's not even the other leg is, like, on the floor too. It's like this.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

How is your dip?

[Monet X Change]

Not good. I am not a good dipper. My body does not move like that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We're gonna move to a dip, and we're gonna post it.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're not. I cannot do it. I cannot do it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm a pretty good dip bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a Shangela myself. I fucking break my knee.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was a shin, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Was her shin.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Apparently the shin. Apparently the stocking was holding the bone. You could see the the stocking, and you could see the bone. Okay, next round is y' all don't want to hear about. Okay. But nobody wants to talk about 9 11, son. You know who said that?

[Monet X Change]

Who said that? Mariah Carey.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And apparently nobody wants to talk about 9 11.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen Eureka? O' Hara going live and just fully being fully asleep.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She pulling the old jasmine rice.

[Monet X Change]

Jasmine rice. Oh, she sure used to do that. Jazz would be live with just.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Sleeping on live. Anyway, so the third lip sync is Dee Dee Dee Dee Fuego versus Vita Bonti star. Vita gets to choose the song, and she chooses the song. Main event. How do you feel about this song? How do you feel about this?

[Monet X Change]

This is the main event.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I didn't know it started like that. Yeah, yeah. This is from the album Champion.

[Monet X Change]

Champion is season three or season two.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Champion Season. Season one.

[Monet X Change]

Was it season one?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes. Champion was snubbed at the Grammys. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Champion is a good album. I genuinely, my heart of hearts could listen to Champion front to back. Never skip a song.

[Monet X Change]

I never listened to it all the way through. I thought this was a good lip sync.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Vita looks so entrancingly beautiful when she's like. When the camera does those shots of her and she just see her, she's looking dead up at the camera. And her eyes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's her eye makeup.

[Monet X Change]

Her eye makeup. It's so beautiful.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I do. I still stand, but I think Didi Fuego is also stunning. These are two very beautiful queens. I like the little hat. The hair reveal. The hair that was good too attached to the hat. That's a reveal I had not seen yet.

[Monet X Change]

I thought Dede wanted her lip sync.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, okay, here's another cover up. Right this cover up. She like this bitch like a loofah. But I like this, though. But this is an ugly outfit.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. I think it's cool. I like it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Monet. This. You like it because this is the human manifestation of your poof. This bitch looked like your poof from this month's dress.

[Monet X Change]

I think what she had under was good. And she didn't reveal all of it. Cause she still had the bodysuit reveal that she was gonna save.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She reveal the bodysuit showing for. You can see the last outfit in the first two outfits, but it looked

[Monet X Change]

like it could have been like a choice and didn't reveal it until later. But I thought Adidi did a good job. I thought Didi should have won because Vita didn't do anything besides just lip sync.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, she was focusing on the emotion. Do you even know what the song's about. Here we go again. Zen and son zenith.

[Monet X Change]

Do you even know what it's about?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let me go.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Don't worry, because I won't let the spotlight see the heartbreak in my love life. It's about having a heartbreak, but you go out and you dance anyway. And you're at the club just dancing, even though you just went through a horrible breakup.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Have you seen the Katy Perry documentary?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What about it?

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

There's a scene, the Katy Perry documentary, where she just gets divorced by Russell Crowe via text. Not Russell Crowe, Russell.

[Monet X Change]

Russell Brand via text.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

And she's, like, in her room sobbing. And they're like, katie, the show's in five minutes. And she's like. She gets up and she fucking does the show.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Ooky, kooky and spooky.

[Monet X Change]

I think I could do that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that Vita won. Girl, I did do that. Girl, when my mom was dying, I was doing fucking crying under the stage during Madonna, like, boohoo and house burned down. And then next day, girl, literally. Literally, like, on the stage being like, this is so crazy. All right, put your hands up on Madonna.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Madonna crazy. I think Vita wonderful. But again, it don't matter because I don't think any one of these girls gonna go to the inn. It does matter, because I guess it does matter.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true, because I did not think Susie Too was gonna win. Last. Last. The last one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Susie Too won the lipstick, loud bruises.

[Monet X Change]

She sure did.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

No, she did not.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she did. I don't know. Susie Too won last year because there's a whole thing about the way to win is be from Florida with red hair. Susan Tooth won last year.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Susan Tooth. Is the lip sync. Is the lip sync annihilator correct?

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Oh, I guess so.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Shout out to Ms. Tooth.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, can we see some of the comments?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Shout out to the

[Monet X Change]

nigga. You literally did it, too. Yeah, I agree. I thought that Dee Dee was more interesting. I thought Dee Dee was great. I thought it was really cool, and she was my winner. But, you know, RuPaul gets a final decision.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let's go on to round two. This is the fourth lip Sync. This is Vita Von T Star versus Mia Starr. The stars have aligned, honey. Vita has to go back to back, which is not. That'd be. I'd be a little annoyed.

[Monet X Change]

That is a little annoying.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But we do that fucking booze and sadness.

[Monet X Change]

And between the cameras going down and repoing, she had a solid 5, 10 minutes to get herself together.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Mia chooses. So Mia gets. So Vita gets To choose the person she chooses. Mia. Mia chooses to call me mother. That's what I would have chosen first. But I know Kenya, please, is like, thank God. I know. Keith's like, woo. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I know, baby. Vita hit that little. No,

[Monet X Change]

there she goes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I was like, she is going to let this girl.

[Monet X Change]

She did. And I was, you know, love Mia. But this is round two. We're seeing a similar moveset. And I love.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, sorry. Vita hit the. No, no.

[Monet X Change]

Vita hit the nog.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, Vita hit the nog.

[Monet X Change]

But I mean, but Mia's doing her same, like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, but that being said, it's better.

[Monet X Change]

It is better. But I think this is why it doesn't pay off at the end. Because by the time she lips against Juicy, we've seen this similar moveset three times. So it's not as fun or impressive anymore to me.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Vita's a little low energy for this song. For call me mother, I think Vita

[Monet X Change]

is a low energy. Like there's any of her lip syncs. Vita was never like an explosion of energy. It was always enough to get through.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, I feel like Vita don't really get high. I don't feel like Vita yells at anyone.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think Vita yells at anyone.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Vita be like, well, if you say so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I cannot picture Vita raising her voice.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's like, let's agree to disagree.

[Monet X Change]

That was very hard. So Mia ends up winning this lip sync. And I think the judges are right. I think this. I agree with this one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Vita said that she was expecting Mia to choose sissy. That walk for some reason.

[Monet X Change]

Why? I don't know.

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[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Kenya versus here. This is Kenya's first time lip sync and we're lip sync number five. And Kenya chooses Sierra. And then Sierra chooses pretty gang because she's like, I'm going to eat the girlies up. Sierra is low key on her discord shit a little bit. A girl.

[Monet X Change]

I'm delusional. She says. She says she chooses the song because she wants to show she can rap.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Who gives.

[Monet X Change]

Who gives a fuck if you can rap? You're trying to get to the next round. Why are you trying to show a skill that you want to like what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Also, you're not rapping. You're lip syncing to someone else rapping.

[Monet X Change]

So I was like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I was record the song and then rap.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, that was a stupid reason to choose that song. She should have shown something.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm showing you how I can play guitar. I'm playing air guitar. I'm not really playing guitar.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I was like, she should have shown something that was wordy, knowing that it's Kenya Pleaser, and she probably would not know the words.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Also, RuPaul is rapping in a lot of these songs. You could have shown that on a litany of songs. Yeah, it is a weird thing, baby. Kenya is eating this bitch the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

This is the biggest.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This is the biggest. This is the most, like, disparate. Easiest choice, but to lift that damn leg up. Yeah, this. This is not. This is literally not even close. Like, yeah, I mean, Ciara did put up a good fight, but. But it was. It wasn't enough. Like, she did her best. She didn't give up like Jane did.

[Monet X Change]

No, Jane didn't give up.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She literally was like, oh, I can't. She literally was like, I can't. You know. You know what Naomi calls. Get a load of this guy. Ever seen Naomi do that? Get a load of this guy.

[Monet X Change]

I would say, if Kenya would have. You know, I love that big bitch in Portland, my friend who does the flips.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The backflipping girl.

[Monet X Change]

Front flip, backflip aerials.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Kenya.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's on the Big Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, with Lizzo. Oh, my God. I remember blanking on her name. Jesus Christ.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I never knew it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sorry.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But she's. She's.

[Monet X Change]

She's a trans woman from Portland.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think she's indigenous.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's brown.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's not.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She white.

[Monet X Change]

She's white.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She white.

[Monet X Change]

She's white.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's Puerto Rican.

[Monet X Change]

She's white, man.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's Mexican.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Shopify Spokesperson]

Bdd.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought she's Puerto Rican, but yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Kenya, if you really want to impress people, next time you're on Drag Race, girl, learn to do some aerials before next time On Drag Race, Kenya will eat the girlies up. What Learns to do her aerial.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's like. That girl's been doing Ariels for her whole life. I mean, who learns to do Ariel in their adulthood?

[Monet X Change]

You can learn to do the aerial. Shea learned to do.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Shay learned to do the Ariel.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I didn't know she wasn't doing it when she was younger.

[Monet X Change]

She did not. She was not to. She learned to do it because she wanted to do it as a.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You think you could learn to do it in Ariel?

[Monet X Change]

I could. I'm too scared to.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think in my heart of hearts, I could do that front flip, walk over. That front flip. Land on your butt thing that juicy does.

[Monet X Change]

You mean into a split?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, she just flips over and she lands, like, on her butt, and she's, like, sitting. It's like she's standing, and then she flips forward in the air.

[Monet X Change]

You mean when she does like this?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, she's standing. Her body goes head, feet, and then she lands her feet land. Then she's kind of just sitting on her butt. I don't think I'm sitting there.

[Monet X Change]

We'll get there. Okay.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I genuinely feel like if you give me a month, I could learn that.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think you could learn a back walkover?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, I do.

[Monet X Change]

Should that be our next. Anything you can do, who can get it done in one class?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

How much in one class? I think I could do a. I think I could do a back hand tuck before. I could do a back walk over.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

What?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No. Yes, I do.

[Monet X Change]

Because I guess you have to be flexible for the. Can you split?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Not anymore, bitch. I haven't done a video. I've done a split in, like, 15 years. I don't think I've ever.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen you do a split

[Bob The Drag Queen]

ever before I met you. It was an injury. I had an injury. Me and Frosty flaked at the club. I never told you a story.

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

At least you have. We told it on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I. Shut the hell up there.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. Jacob.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jacob, Shut your bitch ass up. So me and Frosty Place were at the club dancing and then in drag for a number. Or just not in drag at the club. We was at Posh.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Just dancing. And I used to love to get a little circle and battle somebody. So we were going back and forth. Used to this queen pulled out a fan. I want to compete with the fan. I had to bust out my move, honey. I jumped. I did the splits, baby. No, I did the splats. I Could not get up. I was stuck to the ground. I had to, like, fake some floor performance. And then I crawled to the bathroom at the interview.

[Monet X Change]

To the bathroom.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Because I couldn't. Monet. I couldn't stand up. You know, the bathroom right across from DJ booth. So. Monet. I had to crawl out of the club. Monet. I literally crawled from the bathroom to the front door into a cab. Took the cab, who people say took the cab back to Upper west side and crawled up the stairs. I promise you. And then I had to have a friend go get crutches from Goodwill so I could work, and I was on crutches. I was on crutches for two weeks. Yeah. And so that's why you try to.

[Monet X Change]

That's why you try to get me to do that one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's how the monster. I gave you time. I did it unstretched. And I wasn't even one of those pussies to the ground. It was just, like, real close. It wasn't one of those, like, full. I was just one of those, like, yes, it's a passable split, but yeah, girl, I. Girl, that was. That was. I had to crawl up my. I crawled literally from the bathroom all the way back to my bed.

[Monet X Change]

When you hurt yourself in a split, you, you, you. It is very painful.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes, I know. I know. So, anyway, Kenya wins this against Ciara. I agree.

[Monet X Change]

I agree, too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So let's move on to lip sync number six, which is Jane versus Discord.

[Monet X Change]

This is why I like Jane Doe. Jane Doe chooses Discord, and for the plot, she chooses to see that walk.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It is very funny.

[Monet X Change]

Very funny. This is why this girl. This is why I fucks with Jane Doan.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I like Jane Doan, too. I like Jane Doan. Jane Doan is a great.

[Monet X Change]

And she looks great. She looks very pretty.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She does. She is pale. She is. That is a white bitch because her red is red. She looks like. She looks like the Japanese flag. Come on, Casper.

[Monet X Change]

She is a pale person.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh, wait.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't gloves do that on her? On her hand? They're too tight.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So Discord is wearing that like Mugler. Let me turn out.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sick of seeing this outfit.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Love this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sick of seeing this outfit.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Look in the camera. Tell it to Naomi Smalls. Look in the camera and tell them

[Monet X Change]

Naomi Smalls is the first one we saw doing on Drag Race.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But tell name is why you think her at this outfit. You're sick of seeing it.

[Monet X Change]

What she did on Drag Race.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Tell them you're sick of seeing it. Tell you.

[Monet X Change]

No, I live on Naomi.

[Shopify Spokesperson]

Oh.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm sick of seeing like tell Mistress.

[Monet X Change]

Mistress's ones was hers was hideous last season.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Say it again.

[Monet X Change]

She knows it was hideous, but it was really bad. It was not good. And Mistress is. Yeah, she did not kill it, but. Girls, season 19.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We're putting a moratorium. No Marine tournament.

[Monet X Change]

Nor Marantua.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No Mugler Red Cowgirl, Ruby Red Cowboy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What else are we sick of? Are we sick of seeing Bob Mackie fringe?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't think we see Bob Mackie fringe that much, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

We see it pretty often.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Girl. Yeah. Jacob is so chicher.

[Monet X Change]

Man, you're so messy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jacob wrote that. So I mean, this is really. I think this is. Obviously Jane won this. Discord leaning back with the walk each time was actually really funny.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

J.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Discord does not know the words to the song. Really?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, she. And this whole thing where you say like. Like stuff like and if I fly. It'd be something like and when. Like she could see. You can see she's saying like and when. When the song says and if I fly, I noticed that it's like little. And I kept being like, ooh. She don't know the words. But yeah, Jane wins. I agree. Of course Discord does not agree.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Of course she doesn't agree.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But we expected this much. And now we're on to round three.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So Jane.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The semifinals.

[Monet X Change]

So Jane's ball gets chosen and she chooses to go against Juicy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, she doesn't want to shake ass to Peanut Butter. Which she was right. The other girl probably weren't going to choose Peanut Butter.

[Monet X Change]

But all the songs are the same. Like thing like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, but Peanut Butter is about shaking ass. The song's about like even the video they're at like, that is about shaking ass.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying something. You can all. Everyone knows that Kenya probably will not know the words. So I would always try to. I would pick Kenya. Even if it's an ass shaking song. I think that Kenya might not know the words. It will help me out.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe I could see that. But she chooses to go against. I mean, would you rather go against one of the ass shaking girls or the Latin girl? The Cha Cha Cha Latina against the song Cha Cha Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I'm like. So I would have chosen Kenya. Kenya.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I would have chosen Cha Cha Bitch, hoping to go against Dede Fuego. Cause she's not one of those cha cha cha Latinas. By her own word. But then she went anyway. But yeah. So, no, I lied to you. I said that Kenya versus Sierra was the most brutal one. This one is brutal.

[Monet X Change]

I think Jane is trying to do when Juicy does that fucking headstand reveal.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh. First of all, before we get into it, Nene clocked Jane's tee when she said if she does that thing where she tries to make the other girl look stupid, she might pull it off. And I gotta be honest, I am with Naomi Smalls. It's not fierce. Get a load of this guy. I don't think it's fierce. It is annoying. Can you believe he's doing the splits?

[Monet X Change]

I agree. But I think at that point, she was like, there's nothing I can do. She's like, I can't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Just do your best.

[Monet X Change]

She's like, I cannot lip sync her. She is. She did the Georgia.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She wants the air.

[Monet X Change]

She did the. What is this one called?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The Women. Oh, the Work the world. Work the world. Yeah. I mean, I'm just like. I just do your own thing. Just do your. Don't. Don't do a social commentary on. Don't come and comment on what she did. Just. Just do your thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think that. I think she tried her best, and I think that she realized there's nothing I can do. She did. She tried to do a cartwheel.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

At this point, I would. I would have did a Bob at

[Monet X Change]

Posh or a Monet at the Monster. I would have done a split.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

If I couldn't do it, I would done my whole final lip sync on the ground floor work, honey. I mean, I don't think James stood a fighting chance. That backhand reveal was cunt. It was. Get along with this guy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sorry.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Can you believe this bitch? It's so cheesy. Naomi was right. What did Naomi say? It's corny.

[Monet X Change]

It is corny. But you know what else you gonna do?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

All right, so we are down to Mia. Mia Star versus Kenya Pleaser. The song is peanut. We didn't wrap it up.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I'm just showing this to you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, so. Yes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

White condo forever.

[Monet X Change]

Juicy. Juicy wins the lip sync against Juicy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This queen is painted.

[Monet X Change]

She is. Juicy wins the lip syncing against Jane. Don't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes. And obviously I agree. Juicy won. She ate her up. Jane did her best. Look, get a load of this guy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It didn't work this time. You have to just be able to criticize the ones you like to. You got to.

[Monet X Change]

I have criticized. I said you in her upper um,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

and then Mia Star versus Kenya Pleaser. This is the penultimate lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

Peanut butter.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And they choose. And the penultimate is peanut butter. And this. First of all, the fact that Kenya Pleaser can twerk in pads is kind of crazy. Twerk, y'. All Twerking in pads. Is it moving, though? Yes, it moves. It moves like she's actually twerking in pads. And I was actually really gagged that she was able to get her pads moving like that. Can you twerk into pads?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe they're silicone. There's no way. There has to be something about it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't know, girl. Maybe there's just enough underneath it to get it moving. But she actually is for real. For real. Twerking in her pads. I have never seen a girl effectively twerking padding.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I haven't either.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So there has to be. If she's wearing big pads, there has

[Monet X Change]

to be something in there. Bob, there's no way.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Mia. I mean, Kenya, comment below how you twerking in pads? Let us know what's going on. This is great. This is a really. Mia was hot out the gate. Mia, bust out the gate. I'm really impressed by this lip sync. I genuinely. I am very impressed by this lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

I think so, too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know what have been really cut is if this little bib Kenya's wearing would have turned into a gown. If she would have just hit a. And then it fell into a full gown.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, look.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was moving.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But then.

[Monet X Change]

Then what? Then she got to be lifting it in a gown.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Then you tear the skirt off. Oh, maybe that have been really fierce.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, dancing behind it. I was kind.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So they said Mia one miss. I agree. Mia. Mia won. It was still really good.

[Monet X Change]

It was either or. If they said Kenya won, I could have. I think the either one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think she topped her. When she started topping her, like, that was, like, a little fierce move. Like, she's thinking, you know, it's not. Get a load of this guy's. Like, that's not. I wouldn't call that one. Get a load of this guy. No.

[Monet X Change]

They're both engaging equally and, like, they're, like, partnering, listening together.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. But I think this is pretty good. I still think Mia won, but if they would have said Kenya won, I don't think the Internet would have been upset. They would have been like, yeah, maybe she did. But I do want to see Mia versus Juicy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I want to see over

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Kenya versus Juicy White. I really want to be on a podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Cody.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Hey, Cody. Come here, Cody.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So we have the final lip sync of the night. It is Juicy Love Dion versus Mia Starr, and they are lip syncing to the song Cover Girl. This is. And this is their. The big tiebreaker.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Juicy. Sorry, I can't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Come on, Come on. Everyone's calling for fucking Cody. It's fine. Cody can be. Y'.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Let him just do his thing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This is, first of all, that Kick that Batma off the top. Ma.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what did she. What's a batma?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

A batma is like a high kick, but like, a specific kind of high. A bat. We're on a. Yeah. A batma is like a. It's like a kick when you, like, you don't bend your knee and it just goes straight up and it just. It's like a high. It's a high kick. A batma is a high kick.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Batma. B, A. I think it's B. A T. That jigga said Batma.

[Monet X Change]

B, O P, M A. I think you gonna bop your mom.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I think Batman might be one word. I think I've never actually seen Batman written. I'm just assuming that's how Batma is written. No. B H. Bat Mot.

[Monet X Change]

What is French?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Batman. I don't speak Bman. I can't spell French, but, yeah, it's a Batman. It's like a high kick. Well, I don't know. I don't want Fitness fun to come get us.

[Monet X Change]

Fitness fun.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Fitness fun does this thing. Yeah, maybe Brenda Darling does Batma.

[Monet X Change]

She does a Batma.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Brenda Darling is a Batma. Girly.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Honey.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, they get it, Jacob. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, I think the distancing was good. I think, again, Juicy best her because I think Juicy still had more gas in the tank. And this was Mia's fourth lip sync, whereas Juicy's just Juicy's second. This is just Juicy's second lip sync.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Also, Juicy is younger, more athletic. She's just got a lot of tricks. Whereas Mia has, like, the music and the rhythm in her soul. Whereas Juicy has the rhythm and the bones of. Of a 21 year old. Yeah, the body. Just the body of a 21 year old. I was just in there grabbing something on my dressing room, my closet, and I bent down and I was like, ooh. But I would break myself to win. To do. To win the lip sync. I would do a full day of destroying my body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, for sure.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

When a Honda.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely every time.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, Juicy wins the final lip sync. And I agree.

[Monet X Change]

No one's shocked.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Juicy gathered. No one's gathered, no one's destroyed. We're all like, this is less shocking than the end of Titanic.

[Monet X Change]

I think that Juicy well deserved. Colleen on the podcast, she's getting $50,000.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

We should do an episode where you each hold. What if you each hold one of the animals?

[Monet X Change]

Colleen won't stay that long.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Now, Colleen on the podcast, we got a zoo in this bitch.

[Monet X Change]

George Orwell said what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Listen, thank you for tuning in, but if you want. If you're only watching Untucked. There's no untucked. There's no untucked. But we do have some. Do we have juicy stuff today? Your mic is very far from you. Do we have juicy stuff today?

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I have a little bit. We talked about some of it already, but.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

All right.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So we will be talking about the current events, I guess, just to straight up current events for this week.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's a rentary.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I will see you on the. On the Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

All right.