The One About Telekinesis

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: The One About Telekinesis

Date: September 29, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Sibling Rivalry" dives into the hosts' hilarious exploration of telekinesis, superpowers, and the pseudo-scientific rabbit holes they love. Monét and Bob recount their recent activities—from rock climbing adventures to movie critiques and imaginary superpowers—infused with their trademark banter and wit. The episode’s title promises talk about telekinesis, and the duo delivers in their uniquely comedic, skeptical, and shade-filled style.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Rock Climbing Adventures & Callused Hands

[01:47 – 05:28]

• Bob shares his recent foray into bouldering and jokes about the toughness required:
  • “Everyone there had rough gloves, brittle hands. No gloves. Everyone had rough Bible hands.” [04:00]
  • “The girls love rough hands.”—Workout guy at bouldering gym [02:59]
• Monét admits to using a foot scraper on her hand calluses in the shower.
  • “Dexter couldn’t pierce that skin.” – Bob [04:24]
• Banter about gym outfits and ongoing shade war about whose hands are rougher.

2. K-Pop Demon Hunters & Animation Style Debates

[06:37 – 12:44]

• Bob tries watching “K Pop Demon Hunters,” but falls asleep. The pair roast each other’s taste in TV and analyze the animation styles (giant eyes vs. human-looking boys).
• They compare male characters' art to the iconic K-Pop group Big Bang:
  • “Big Bang did a song called Fantastic Baby. Wow.”—Bob [12:02]
• They spiral into guessing the most-viewed song on YouTube, landing on “Baby Shark”.

3. Viral Music Hits & The Mystery of Chart-Toppers

[14:02 – 17:03]

• The hosts debate why some songs go viral:
  • “There’s no rhyme or reason how something becomes a hit.”—Monét [15:03]
• Max Martin’s pop songwriting genius discussed; Bob and Monét marvel at the spectrum of genres one songwriter can span.

4. Movie Biopics: “Aline” and the Art of Riffing

[17:17 – 23:01]

• Monét introduces “Aline,” a Celine Dion-inspired biopic where one actress plays the singer as a child and adult:
  • “They have the same woman who plays Celine Dion at 60, from when she was 12 years old.”—Monét [17:27]
  • Bob compares this to Broadway conventions and “Dreamgirls” avoiding copyright by changing names.

5. Movie Titles that Give People Pause

[23:01 – 24:41]

• Bob refuses to watch the musical “Chess” because of its name and admits to having strong feelings based solely on titles.
• The group riff on “The King’s Speech” and movies they’re irrationally prejudiced against.

6. Death, Concerts, & Morality Play

[25:23 – 32:00]

• The famous viral TikTok case: friends going to a concert after one dies en route.
  • “If I die on the way to something, I would like to give my friends the permission to go and enjoy the thing. I won’t care. I’m dead.”—Bob [25:41]
• The hosts do roleplay scenarios: “Which friend has to die for you to still go to the concert?” [28:20]
• Hilarious hypotheticals (including if Harriet Tubman, Madonna, and Kendrick Lamar co-headlined).

7. Reincarnation, Energy, and Stardust

[33:48 – 41:02]

• Science vs. spirituality: do you believe your “energy” continues?
  • “I do think our energy transfers. I don’t know if it can transfer to different things, but I do think our energy does go somewhere.”—Monét [34:22]
  • Bob responds, “We are all a little bit of this original stardust. I’m not explaining it well, but we all have essentially stardust in us.” [35:09]
• Banter about Monet’s “fake birthday,” eternal essence, and whether any of this is reincarnation or just the “circle of life, Simba.” [38:14]

8. The Big Bang, Parallel Universes, and Science Tangents

[41:09 – 44:43]

• Layperson’s science: Bob and Monét debate Big Bang, parallel universes, what an atmosphere is, and whether every object—including people—actually has an atmosphere.
  • “If you have mass, you have a gravitational pull. … In theory, something could orbit you if the circumstances were right.” —Bob [45:03]
  • “I do, nigga, follow me around and shit. I do.” – Monét (on being orbited) [45:18]

9. Telekinesis: TikToks, Magic, and Pseudoscience

[45:24 – 54:57]

• Bob is skeptical about TikTok kids “showing off” telekinesis.
  • “This guy is creating wind and he’s blowing around aluminum foil.” [46:40]
• Monét thinks it’s harmless to let kids believe in magic, within limits. Bob disagrees about delusion vs. play.
• They discuss sleight-of-hand, do a live fork-bending demonstration (classic magician’s trick), and shade each other’s skills:
  • “You’re the worst person to do magic for.” – Bob [52:21]

10. X-Men, Superpowers, and Custom Powers Showdown

[55:08 – 61:33]

• Who are you if you’re an X-Men character? The hosts cast themselves:
  • Bob: “I’m either Storm or Professor X … I am a natural born leader.” [58:13]
  • Monét: “I am very … physically strong.” (claims Rogue, then Sabretooth) [55:16, 57:17]
• A “superpower generator” gives each host ridiculous powers like “pheromone manipulation” and “lullaby singing,” sparking a dramatic back-and-forth about who would win a super-battle.
• “You don’t even have a bed. … I’m constantly emitting my pheromones. So you don’t even want to put me to sleep. And they smell so good.”—Bob [61:06]
• “I’m gonna wake you up and just back to bed. You don’t even get a chance to say shit.”—Monét [60:49]

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Highlighted Quotes & Moments

• [02:10] “Bob is so precious about his fucking hands.” —Monét
• [03:00] “The girls love rough hands.” —Unidentified Gym Guy
• [05:20] “If that wasn’t a thing, this is my daughter, Callesis.” —Bob
• [14:03] “There’s no rhyme or reason how something becomes a hit.” —Monét
• [17:27] “They have the same woman who plays Celine Dion at 60, from when she was 12 years old.” —Monét
• [25:41] “If I die on the way to something, I would like to give my friends permission to go enjoy the thing. I won’t care. I’m dead.” —Bob
• [34:22] “I do think our energy transfers. I don’t know if it can transfer to different things, but I do think our energy does go somewhere.” —Monét
• [35:09] “We are all a little bit of this original stardust.” —Bob
• [45:03] “If you have mass, you have a gravitational pull. …In theory, something could orbit you if the circumstances were right.” —Bob
• [46:40] “This guy is creating wind and he’s blowing around aluminum foil.” —Bob, skeptical about viral telekinesis
• [52:21] “You’re the worst person to do magic for.” —Bob
• [58:13] “I am a natural born leader.” —Bob (declaring himself Professor X)
• [60:49] “I’m gonna wake you up and just back to bed. You don’t even get a chance to say shit.” —Monét (battling with imaginary powers)

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Notable Timestamps

• 01:47: Bob discusses his bouldering experience
• 06:37: Spoiler-laden review of “K Pop Demon Hunters”
• 12:44: “Baby Shark” is revealed as the most-viewed YouTube video
• 14:05: Theories on why songs go viral
• 17:27: “Aline” movie discussion and “Dreamgirls” tangent
• 25:41: Would you still go to the concert if a friend died en route?
• 33:48: Deep dive into energy, essence, and the “circle of life”
• 41:09: Parallel universes and astronomy banter
• 45:24: Telekinesis TikTok debunking and the fork-bending demo
• 55:08: Extended X-Men character comparison and superpower battle

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Episode Character & Tone

• Conversation is fast-paced, irreverent, gently combative, and packed with shade, laughter, and dramatic exaggeration.
• Deep (sometimes semi-scientific) topics are always undercut with jokes and mutual roasting.
• The inclusion of frequent pop culture and drag references keeps the mood light and campy, even when cosmology or the meaning of life come up.

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Summary

This episode delivers peak "Sibling Rivalry"—Bob and Monét are at their funniest when arguing about the silly (callused hands, fake telekinesis) and the profound (what happens to us after we die?). Their sibling-esque chemistry, blend of skepticism, drag queen flair, and enthusiastic sidebars make this an energetic, memorable listen. From rock walls to space dust to flexing their X-Men dream powers, Bob and Monét never fail to keep it real—and really hilarious.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, Bob goes Rock Climbing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We harness the powers of telekinesis, and

[Monet X Change]

we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you've lost the plot. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I told you so, dating these crackheads. I heard something very exciting about you. What? You started watching K Pop Demon Hunters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I fell asleep, though. Only because it was weird.

[Monet X Change]

Were you really tired?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was really tired. Girl, yester what was yesterday, I went rock climbing. Oh, my God.

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

Yay.

[Monet X Change]

I love when you do actors, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you do rock climbing?

[Monet X Change]

Why you say Andy and I, we do bouldering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I did. Bouldering.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, bouldering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Gonna give us more feelings about it. You don't like it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, girl, y'. All. Bob is so precious about his fucking hands. Bob goes to the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

My water bottle was here. Is that mine? That green one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably mine.

[Jacob]

No, that's ours.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's yalls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Everything in my space. This is a very common thing Monet does.

[Monet X Change]

All things in your space are mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a very common thing Monet does. She'll come to my home, my studio, my car. This is my car.

[Monet X Change]

You literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are my wheels, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

When I used to come to your old apartment, I used to find my $20 on your floor. Anyway,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

everyone there had rough gloves, brittle hands. No, they had no gloves. She's like, the gloves don't help you like you think they do. Everyone had rough Bible hands. Everyone had them on exchanges. Everybody. I was shaking hands. I was like, God damn y'. All. And then the guy. One guy was like, you don't want the rough hands. The girls love rough hands.

[Monet X Change]

No, he did not say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen your work at office. You were a faggoty work at office.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was fine, though. This man was fine.

[Monet X Change]

You were a faggotty work at office, and he thought you was Dre with your little faggoty little string tank top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you're not calling nobody's workout outfit. Can we put up one of Monet's workout outfits?

[Monet X Change]

I know my office at faggoty. I love my work. I'm not declaring that. But you're faggoty, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's past faggoty? Minor faggoty. What's the next one? That's where you are. That's where you exist in the workout world. But I was wearing my little shorts in my. And a gray tank top, and I was bouldering, and my hands. It's fine, Jacob. You know, Jacob put one up there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And my hands were just.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, your hands start to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, I can feel the calluses forming.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you? Okay. It doesn't have to one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone says that, but it's not true. I remember working out in the gym. And the next day. The next day. I know my body.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's science.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling y', all, the next day, this little part of the hands was not cute.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you something I had to do, which I didn't. I. I don't know. I feel I'm gonna regret saying this to you. I'm gonna regret this so hard. I don't know why I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'll find out.

[Monet X Change]

If you don't say it to me, I'm not taking it. Say it anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't do this to the. To the fans. This is your favorite thing. You love that. That's your fucking. That shit gets you bricked. What is it so something I do

[Monet X Change]

because of my handcals and stuff, I have to be in the shower. You know the thing. You know the thing that you use to scrape your feet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use it on my calluses.

[Shannon Maldonado]

On my hand.

[Monet X Change]

A scalpel to, like, in the shower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, Dexter couldn't pierce that skin.

[Monet X Change]

I do it like, Dexter would be like. Hold on. I do it, like, every, like, two weeks. But it's not my whole hand. It's just the callus hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see if it's working.

[Monet X Change]

It is working. I did it a week ago, so I'm about due in about a week. Isn't that crazy that I had to do that now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not crazy. Why don't you just wear gloves?

[Monet X Change]

I do wear gloves. I've been wearing gloves for the past. Like, but girl Calluses. Once you have a callus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Calluses. Good name. If that wasn't a thing. This is my daughter, Callesis.

[Monet X Change]

Like a drag name or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like, okay, this is my daughter Callas. See, there are certain words we've had this conversation. If they didn't mean what they admit, they'd be cute names. Like, this is my name. Callis. My daughter, her name is Callis.

[Monet X Change]

But I think if you said Kallus, I wouldn't. Even if I heard that, I would not associate it with Kallus. Kallus. Because I'm hearing callous. Like, almost like Superman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, cal s the most was heavy. No, but Kallus is a good name. Someone has pointed out that chlamydia. Chlamydia is a great name.

[Monet X Change]

Strap and her brother Throat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you've lost the plot. You've lost the plot. But I went bouldering yesterday.

[Monet X Change]

And did you like it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was fine. You have to take a lot of breaks in between the boulders, the attempts.

[Monet X Change]

How aggressive did you go? Where did you do? A one, a two, a three, a four. Like, what number did you get up to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two.

[Monet X Change]

A two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, What'd you be at?

[Monet X Change]

I'm like a four. Maybe something. A four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I.

[Monet X Change]

If I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You need to see footages I've posted

[Monet X Change]

on my stories and stuff several times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you zoom in on the four, and you don't switch colors. That's what we need to make sure.

[Monet X Change]

Where do y' all go bouldering in la?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was out in Porter Ranch.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. Ever since you got your new little

[Bob the Drag Queen]

boyfriend, you just so active. I'm going to Porter Ranch. I'm going to Porter Ranch in Boulder. I want to be clear, yo, porter ranch is 30 minutes from Hollywood.

[Monet X Change]

No, if there's no traffic. With traffic, Porter Ranch is like an hour. Girl, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Burbank is 30 minutes. It's 25 minutes from Hollywood. It's an extra five minutes into the Valley.

[Monet X Change]

I would say she don't want her little stunts with her new little boyfriend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, at all your little stunts and your little boyfriend. Don't touch me. That's so cute.

[Monet X Change]

I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't touch me.

[Monet X Change]

It's adorable. Give me your whole gold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said don't touch me. You touch me more.

[Monet X Change]

Wait. Okay. So did you start liking. Did you like the movie? What do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So far off rip. It was a great movie. Off rip is really great. Spoiler alert. This is y', all 10 second warning.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, yeah. This is the only time where I agree the spoiler alert. Sometimes this nigga be saying spoiler alert for a movie that came out 30 years ago. This one. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not. I'm not asking for your approval.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you are, because this is our podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not asking for your approval.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, five seconds has passed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said 10. You don't listen to you.

[Monet X Change]

You don't listen to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in the off the top, when they. They have these. The. The. The. The air. The. The flight crew.

[Monet X Change]

This isn't the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they go into the music. Oh, oh.

[Monet X Change]

When they fight with the fight attendants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But then I found out pretty early that the main girl, the vocalist, Ariana of the group.

[Monet X Change]

You mean the Beyonce?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a demon.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but she's part demon. Her father was demon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My daddy from demonisha, my daddy from demon land, and my mama from fairy land or whatever, or from Korea.

[Monet X Change]

So this plant gets no sunlight. So this is a plant that needs no sunlight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clearly, I don't take care of that plant.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but clearly it lives here.

[Jacob]

Isn't this a fake plant?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's the only real one, allegedly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a very real plant. Very real.

[Monet X Change]

And it's growing. I'm like, what plant needs no sun? Because, y', all, this room is a cave. There's moss growing on the walls in here.

[Jacob]

Is it real plant?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no moss growing on the wall.

[Monet X Change]

Are you fucking with me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a very real plant. You can touch it. It feels real.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but I've seen. I've seen figs that feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But touch the soil. That's a real plant.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's real dirt.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No sunlight. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of plants don't need sunlight. I mean, okay, just because your plants are in your house or dying.

[Monet X Change]

They're not dying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every time I come to your house, this was dead.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the plant at the top of your stairs ain't looking sad, decrepit, and busted up.

[Monet X Change]

That was, like, eight months ago. I Got rid of that plant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She died.

[Monet X Change]

That was one died.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got rid of her, and my one is alive. Living. Thriving.

[Monet X Change]

Thriving is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's growing new sprouts.

[Monet X Change]

New sprouts right here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Poop.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what you call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a sprout. It's new.

[Monet X Change]

No, I do sprouts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And yours is dying anyway, so if you need. Because I have a green thumb. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You have a green thumb. You have anything. You have gangrene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have callous hands. And I have a green thumb.

[Monet X Change]

You have gangrene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Our hands are not on the same level anyways. So if you need to come to your house and fix your plants, I will.

[Monet X Change]

I don't ever want to come to my house ever again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then your plants will all. They all look like the one at the top of your stairs. Sad. Throwing out. How many points have you thrown out?

[Monet X Change]

Only one. The Monstera, because she's getting too much sunlight. Anyway, so roomy is part demon. We said spoiler alert. And if you're still listening, it'll go in and out.

[Jacob]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, but you said that. I gave a spoiler alert. And then he left the room. And I really.

[Jacob]

To people who don't have the mic. Our cameraman has not seen it, so he. They. Bob. Did just spoil it for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, I. I haven't finished it, so.

[Monet X Change]

It's a great. It's a great, great, great movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What that wears me out is that the guys, they are so human. And everyone else looks kind of like cartoons.

[Monet X Change]

Like the guys, the Sasha boys. The Sasha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like. Like the girls have giant eyes, and the guys look like they're super human drawn like they look.

[Monet X Change]

Which is probably an intentional reason, like, we're behind that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm sure. But it's so. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Roomy. And the girl. I know the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I think they're pretty similar. Girl.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But look at the shape of their heads. Like, their heads are so big. It's cartoony. It's a little cartoony.

[Jacob]

These. I feel like they seem to be in the same art style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back to the. To the girl with it. With the. With the. With the colored hair. Rumi, the one down there, the solo shot. Look how big her eyes are. Your eyes would never be that big. Look how big her eyes are. They're huge.

[Jacob]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then go to the guys. Look at the size of the guy's eyes. And the size of the girl. Look at these eyes.

[Monet X Change]

But the girls are also doing, like, way more. They're more animated. Like the thing when they're eating the ramen. The eyes are, like, big, like the ramen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The guys don't seem to do that. Would you smash the guys?

[Monet X Change]

For sure I would smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one are you trying to smash?

[Monet X Change]

I would smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to the guys, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember their name. I would smash. I don't remember the names. I would smash the lead one. I'm not smashing. The one with the bangs cover in his eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not into that.

[Monet X Change]

He's emo. I don't like. I'm not into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He needs help. But the lead one is obviously the hottest one. I like the guy with the Leo bangs, too.

[Monet X Change]

The Leo Bangs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Leonard DiCaprio in. In Titanic Banks. I mean, he's doing a much.

[Monet X Change]

Is he the one with the six pack? Is he the six pack one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's abs.

[Monet X Change]

Abs, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They kept calling him Abs.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if he's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if his name is A.B. they kept calling him.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think the two in the middle and the one with the Leo bangs, it's the. The two colored hair, like the. The green and the purple hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not into which. Which Huntrix do you want to be?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I want to be miss.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. They gave it away.

[Monet X Change]

They gave one away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They gave it away in the poster.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I mean. Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They literally gave it away. That's crazy.

[Jacob]

I mean, this is not the main poster. This is one image from, like, a promotional album.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess they became okay with it.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be the one with the long hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mean one. Yeah, she's fierce. I like the rapper.

[Monet X Change]

The rapper? Yeah. I don't.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The boy, man kind of reminds me of. Of Big Bang. Big Bang was one of the OG Was one of the OG K Pop group. So I don't know OG OG but when I first found out about K Pop, I was finding out about it through psy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Gango style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But Big Bang did a song called Fantastic Baby. Wow. Fantastic baby dance. Can you look up the song Fantastic Baby in the music video? Like, I feel like the. The. The Soulja Boys.

[Monet X Change]

Soldier Boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Soldier bo.

[Shannon Maldonado]

You

[Monet X Change]

soldier boys. Tell him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you not do the Soldier Boy?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you see the influence from the Soulja Boys? Saja Boys. What are they called?

[Monet X Change]

The Saja.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That one. Look at that.

[Monet X Change]

S a J. A Saja.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I used to be obsessed with.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, these look a little more goth than Nostalgia Boys are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to be obsessed with Big Bang. I mean, like, not obsessed. I knew, like, two of their songs.

[Monet X Change]

643 million views. Is crazy. Is. Is Gangnam Style still the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Which. What is it now, Jay? Can you look it up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's one of the most popular. Before you start. Whoa, whoa.

[Jacob]

I'll pull it up on my phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Justin Bieber's baby, Despacito.

[Monet X Change]

Is it still Despicito?

[Jacob]

Oh, no.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe it's Despacito.

[Monet X Change]

Something has to always. It's probably some fucking calcinator.

[Jacob]

Despacito is number two. There's one other that is bigger.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a music video?

[Jacob]

In a sense, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In a sense, it is a music video.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Innocence is another great name.

[Jacob]

It is a music video. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Let's take a guess. Is it. Okay. Can you give us a genre?

[Jacob]

Not without giving it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I have nothing. I have nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Nothing.

[Jacob]

Do you wanna. I can give you a word hint.

[Monet X Change]

Give us a word in water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I have nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Tyler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to move on and get the answer. Cause I have nothing to offer, babe.

[Monet X Change]

Why would this. Do this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, baby shark. I would have never guessed that.

[Monet X Change]

How many views does it have, baby?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know the song?

[Monet X Change]

Of course I know the song.

[Jacob]

16 billion. And Despacito is number two with 8 billion.

[Monet X Change]

How did Despacito become, like, why did we. Why did it blow up so much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that when something involves multiple languages, you get to get multiple continents involved. Right. So you have. You have Europe and North America and a big chunk of Africa, because a lot of them speak English as well. And then you have South America and. And you have. Then you have South America, too. Although everyone in South America doesn't speak Spanish, but most people in South America speak Spanish.

[Monet X Change]

Is this. I mean, I have not heard Despacito in so long. Is the whole. Is only the only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't that the only word that's in Spanish?

[Jacob]

No, it was a song completely in Spanish. And then Justin Bieber came on and a verse for it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

So the chorus, most of it is in Spanish, and then Justin Bieber sings a little bit in English.

[Monet X Change]

I was watching this song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't.

[Monet X Change]

This song where I talk about, like, crafting the perfect song. She was like. She's like. People like. Like, you know, big in record companies and people that always try to chase, like, the next number one hit and the next number one hit. She was like. She's like, the truth is, there is no rhyme or reason for why something becomes great name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rhyme or reason? Rhyme or.

[Monet X Change]

There's no rhyme or reason how something becomes a hit. She was like, you can try your best and use all the quote unquote formulas that are out there. She's like, I've written a bunch. A couple of hits. But she's like, sometimes you think a song is. And I mean, you and I know this, where we've made this music, and we're like, bitch, this song's about to. And then people be like, that was cute, Max.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I would say, who. If there is a. If there is a system. Max Martin has figured it out.

[Monet X Change]

That part has a bunch of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to go see and Juliet, and I was like, I cannot believe this man wrote all. And, I mean, we're spamming genres, mostly pop, but he has rock.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wrote Shout through the Heart and you're to blame Darling, you give love a bad name. Didn't write that.

[Jacob]

I don't think so.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't even know that song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know Shout to the Heart?

[Monet X Change]

No. Is it a for the 80s?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout to the Heart?

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You give love a bad name but

[Monet X Change]

her down a Bon Jovi.

[Jacob]

No, he did not write this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what's this? That's the song he did in. Didn't he do a Bon Jovi song? That's in the musical. Max Martin wrote something.

[Jacob]

It's my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's my life.

[Monet X Change]

I do like that song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were singing the wrong key that time.

[Monet X Change]

I honestly. I don't know. That's one of my best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my. I know that I probably can't sing.

[Monet X Change]

Let me hear it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my life and it's now or never.

[Jacob]

We gotta go to an ad break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we have an advert. We have an ad break.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's living on the pray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's living on the prayer.

[Monet X Change]

We gonna take it when I'm good and ready to take it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're taking it now?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'll take it at 5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll take it.

[Jacob]

4.

[Monet X Change]

1.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

3.

[Monet X Change]

1. 2, 2, 1.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I take it on my break and

[Monet X Change]

it's when I say so much amen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, now she religious.

[Jacob]

Amen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless you're praying.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, now she praying back to the church.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe it, too.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Max Martin has clearly figured out the. The key to writing a hit song. I mean, he has. He wrote. And that's. He wrote. That's the way it is. Celine Dion.

[Monet X Change]

Celine Dion. Have you. Oh my God, where was I yesterday? Wait, hold on. Just give me a second. Show me this Jenny Jaffe. Have you seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen Jenny Jaffe, yeah. No red hair.

[Monet X Change]

No, this Jenny Jaffe showed me this clip. Jacob, can you please pull it up? The Aileen movie.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Have you.

[Jacob]

I have to.

[Monet X Change]

The movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mean Alien.

[Monet X Change]

No, Aileen. This. The same studio that did Judy with Renee Zellweger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They. Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Pause really quick before you play. They wanted to. What the hell happened? Oh, they wanted to. They wanted to do a biopic about Celine Dion. Celine Dion was like, hell no. No, rewind just at the beginning. The beginning is my favorite part. They wanted to do a biopic of Celine Dion. Celine Dion was like, hell no. Did not sign up for it. They were like, well, we're doing it anyway. And then I don't know what. So they have the same woman who plays celine Dion at 60.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the beginning.

[Monet X Change]

From 12 o'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Clock.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, from when she was 12 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From noon to midnight. Can you believe this bitch is the

[Jacob]

woman who produced the film. Also stars in is about a fictional singer named Aline Dieu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's not. That's not that crazy. No, I think it's crazy that that's literally what happened with Dreamgirls.

[Monet X Change]

The woman. No, the woman playing her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that part's good.

[Monet X Change]

That part. But just play the beginning. Look at her in this exec's office. Wait, does that sound. Jacob?

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at this old bitch.

[Jacob]

She. So she plays Celine Dion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I mean. Yeah, that's a little crazy. I mean, that's what they did with. With Lil Mama Cynthia Rivo on the Color Purple. So typically in the original Broadway 2 2, a young girl plays Celie and then a. An adult plays Celie.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But in on Broadway, Cynthia Rivo played her as a child and her in her 60s.

[Monet X Change]

But I will say Cynthia Erivo was believable. Cause Cynthia revoir. Well, that was what. That was what, 10 years ago?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She also looks quite young.

[Monet X Change]

She. She looks quite young. And then you can. You can age someone up, but try to age them down. That bitch looks crazy sitting that Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She watches our podcast. Well, girl, you look crazy. Valerie Lemicia is a huge. She is a patron. Do you know she's a cool aunt.

[Monet X Change]

Aileen D. What does someone want to do the Bob the Dragon biopic and they called it Flob. The Nat thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Rob the Rob the.

[Monet X Change]

We said it all the time. I'm just Trying to just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, it's not. So I will say the. The having one person for the same age is kind of wild, but I don't think that making like, slightly change because. Because this is essentially the same thing that happened with dream girls. They wanted to write about the Supremes. So her name. Her name's not Diana. Her name's Dina. They're not the Supremes. They're their dreams. It's literally the supreme story. But they just kept changing the names to get away with it.

[Monet X Change]

They got away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they got away with it too. They ate.

[Monet X Change]

But the difference is that was good. Like, and this was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen this?

[Monet X Change]

This was original music and stuff like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is dream girl's original music.

[Monet X Change]

I know. No, no, I'm saying this is not. Well, this is original music, but they just like taking Celine songs and chopping and screwing up. Like when you walk to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I mean, I haven't. It's in French though, isn't it?

[Jacob]

No. Oh, yeah, it is in French.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the whole thing is in French.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were speaking French. Unless it's just a French trailer.

[Monet X Change]

I thought there may be a lot of French dialogue because Celine is from. From kwa.

[Jacob]

I have seen it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you saw it?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I watched it with Nick.

[Monet X Change]

And what do you think?

[Jacob]

It's so the first 30 minutes are like, bad that it's funny because it's this woman, grown woman, playing like a seven year old, but then after a while it just becomes kind of like boring bad. And the other issue is that like the peak core issue is her romance with her husband and her very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her very elderly husband.

[Jacob]

That is. That is not a fun.

[Monet X Change]

Cuz she met him when she was 12, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have a favorite?

[Jacob]

It's not a fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would love this Time travel wife.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on. Ch. Can ch finish his line?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's basically time travel's wife.

[Jacob]

Yeah. It's not a fun romance to watch. Cuz you're just watching this romance between

[Monet X Change]

this old man and this woman pretended

[Jacob]

to be a 70.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His line. This isn't a scripted show.

[Monet X Change]

There. Thank you, Jacob. Jacob, I value your contributions to this

[Bob the Drag Queen]

podcast and I don't.

[Monet X Change]

You made that abundantly clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or yours.

[Monet X Change]

You made that abundantly clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or yours.

[Jacob]

Kang,

[Monet X Change]

when you call to me. I thought she was gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just did. You just did. Candy as candy. You know when you called, you mix up songs. What song you show me who you are. I'm craving for you. I'm missing you. But you were singing to the tune. Of that's the way it is.

[Jacob]

Was I. I don't think so.

[Monet X Change]

When you call to me Isn't that the line? When you call to me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The when you want it the most? No, there's no easy. That's what I'm singing. What are you singing? I'm live.

[Monet X Change]

When you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I thought. Oh, we talking about. Yeah, we were talking about. I was talking about the song from and Juliet. That's the Way it Is, which is such a beautiful song.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was talking about a different song because you were talking about Aileen Alien.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to the producers of Aileen. I think your movie is probably good. You've never seen it?

[Monet X Change]

Probably. Probably is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nasty word.

[Monet X Change]

Even though you said probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think your movie is probably good

[Monet X Change]

is what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm not here to judge it like these two. I've not seen Yalls film into the actor Le Missier. You are such a good artist. You are up to your fucking nose and shit. She might be a good artist.

[Monet X Change]

You have so much shit inside, I can smell it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She might be a good artist. I have no. I haven't seen the movie and neither of you can.

[Jacob]

You talk about your unwillingness to see a piece of media based on the title.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are certain movies and plays that I will not watch. Like Chess.

[Monet X Change]

Chess. Is that a musical?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a musical called Chess and I've heard it's a really good musical. I don't like the name, so I don't want to go see it.

[Monet X Change]

I will say the Queen's Gambit, which is all about chess, was so good. So if it's anything like that, I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Chess about chess?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You've seen it?

[Jacob]

I haven't seen it, but I. I mean, I know the plot and I've heard all the music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like the King Speech?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see it?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you know you don't like it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a crazy response.

[Monet X Change]

So you might like the King Speech is by. Who is that? Who's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's about the King of England and he stutters, I think.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want us to watch? So you had a video you want us to watch? Right.

[Jacob]

Queen Elizabeth's dad was like, the second in line for the throne, but who. Who was in, like, the first in line ended up just being like, fucking off and is like, I don't want to be king. So he had to become king and he had this really. And he had a really, really bad stutter, like, unable to Speak in public. So it's about him and his speech therapist.

[Monet X Change]

And he came. How he overcame it.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently. It's a really inspiring inspirational movie. Apparently. I've not seen the King Speech, though. You know, I want to speech therapy

[Monet X Change]

when I was younger. Did you really for. What was wrong with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mumbling? Apparently I mumbled and I spoke too fast.

[Monet X Change]

That was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

According to. According to my teachers, I was a mumbler. I don't have any proof that I was mumbling, but they said I was. But I did go to speech therapy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you and I both mumble. You and I both participate in mumbling. One of us more than the other. But we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to speech therapy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we both do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have the tools.

[Monet X Change]

We both do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Jay, give us. Give us a mumble sentence. But I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

And I think our listeners can. If someone is listening right now, be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, bitch, are y' all fucking serious? Yes. Serious about what? Me mumbling? Yes. What about your mumbling?

[Monet X Change]

I literally said, we talk about your own part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to speech therapy.

[Monet X Change]

Can you stop touching me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Celine Dion is such a good artist.

[Monet X Change]

Celine Dion is what is a brilliant artist. Oh, yeah, I agree. Oh, this is crazy. This needs volume.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

Tell me. I'm so curious what you. What you thought. Friends with the caption pov.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your friend died on your way to the Beyonce concert, but we enjoyed it for him. This got the Internet talking, and people are split about going to the concert when your friend just passed away. I think I get the concept.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's it. Well, so also, just underscoring it with Beyonce, Heaven, can't wait to feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't know that song. So I will say this. If I. If I die on the way to something, I would like to give my friends the permission to go on and enjoy the thing. I won't care. I'm dead. But I guess it depends on who's dying. Like, I just don't know how.

[Monet X Change]

Like, let's say you and I were on the way to go see Ariana Grande, and you died on the way. I would not be able to enjoy the concert because my best friend just have best friends. And also, it's crazy to be on the thing, right? The three of y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

This is because they're doing a transition, obviously, in the house, getting ready, then transition to the thing, and it's two

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of them, and they're like, that's crazy. I think posting it was really in poor taste. If I die, y' all can go do Something depending on who dies will determine whether or not I can go and do the thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? Like, name some people.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I was going to say name someone

[Bob the Drag Queen]

who, if they died, you were like, oh, so go. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

This is the situation. You and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This gotta be three of us. So messy. It's gotta be three of us.

[Monet X Change]

Who's you, Nick and you, Nick and Keisha Carr going to. Going to Ariana Grande.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Keisha passes away. You in the same way. Yes. Kesha Carr has passed away on the way to the Ariana Grande concert.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I'm not going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I probably wouldn't go.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Jacob]

Okay. It's you, Mateo.

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know, basically, Bob and I are in a third person, so we can see.

[Jacob]

Oh, it's you. Yeah, you, Monet. Well, okay, there are four people. It's you, Monet, Mateo and Mateo's boyfriend. Not any specific one. Just like Mateo is dating this guy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm still going to the concert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I know the guy very well.

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to the concert.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to the concert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to the concert. I'll be like. I would recommend Mateo stay behind.

[Monet X Change]

Then you gotta go by yourself to the concert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and you. There's four of us.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'd go, right?

[Monet X Change]

I would go in Mateo for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see on her grande.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. You, me. Let me just look at my photo real quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, would I want to stay with Mateo? Well, Mateo's a. He would be.

[Monet X Change]

Mateo would be a wreck. And you would. Yeah. So are you going to leave Mateo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he said you are. Don't flip it, bitch. You said you would, so don't flip it.

[Jacob]

Monet. It's you, Bob, Andy and one of Bob's friends you haven't met before. It's just like a guy that Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I went to high school with.

[Jacob]

Bob is. Been hooking up with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the hookup.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to the concert, but I'm sad. I also. And here's the thing about Bob. Bob would be so distraught.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we role play this?

[Monet X Change]

I would stay. So say it again.

[Jacob]

Can we role play this?

[Monet X Change]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this post death?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The person just passed away.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well. Oh, my God. Julian is dead.

[Monet X Change]

I can see. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, let's go. I'm gonna call us a car to the. To the. He's in the ambulance. I'm gonna go and call us a car to the hospital. Should I get an XL Us? I'll get an xl. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on one second. Okay, let's just talk about this.

[Jacob]

Okay?

[Monet X Change]

I was like. Do you, like, feel like you need support in this moment?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, 100%. 100%. So I'm gonna go ahead and put it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, hold on. And just in case, you know, if we are going to this, we are gonna miss a concert. Since you. Your friend decided to die.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Decided?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he did that bump. He knew what he was doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think he chose to die, though.

[Monet X Change]

I told you saw Danny's Crackheads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've called an XL Bob.

[Monet X Change]

So are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll be here in 30 seconds.

[Monet X Change]

Are you gonna Uber does the seconds now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it does seconds. Well, when you're. When you're Uber plus, this is breaking news.

[Jacob]

Apparently Cynthia Erivo is now coming out at the Ariana Grande concert to do Wicked with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate that we're gonna miss it. We the worded French.

[Monet X Change]

We the word in French.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My friend is dead. You are hooking up. My friend is dead. Please don't leave me alone.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so the car's here. The car's here. Andy's gonna go with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The car's here.

[Monet X Change]

Andy's gonna go with you. Andy's really good at in crisis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not good at. I'm not good in these crisis situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want Andy here. I want my best friend here. Andy, here's my ticket. And here, let me get the ticket off his dead ass body. Here, call a friend. You have to Monet, give Andy your ticket.

[Monet X Change]

No. Am I gonna be reimbursed my ticket? I want to be able to, like, tell Ticketmaster I can get a reimbursement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they go to Ticketmaster while we're headed to the car. It's a 40 minute ride. You have 40 minutes to sell this ticket. The car's here. Are you getting in or not? The car's here. He's telling us we have to go. Are you getting in?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not gonna go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This podcast is up. We're never doing the podcast. Andy, hop in. Let's take a break.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, the truth is, in that situation, I would say too, because I know Bob is getting crisis, but I feel like you would be. So you would have a lot going on. So I probably wouldn't stay with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I actually don't think you would because I have. I have on good faith. I might be mixing up the story a little bit here.

[Jacob]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But weren't you at Austin City Limits and one of our friends was having a major.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I left the day before. Oh, yeah, I wasn't there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you have left with him?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would have left.

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

Wait, I.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, I don't know what happened. So he was sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was. He had a lung issue. And as everyone's going into the City Limits concert or festival, he was like, girl, I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I don't think I can walk the distance. And then all the paramedics came and took him away. But everyone he was with went into the concert.

[Monet X Change]

Even his boyfriend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone he was with. Everyone he was with, including his parents, went to the concert. What? He's still alive?

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. I mean, if everyone was going off, like, which one am I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, if I'm there.

[Monet X Change]

If your parents and your partner are going, what do I look like? I would've been like, okay, I guess we're all going. What would you do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

if your parents

[Monet X Change]

and your boyfriend are not saying? I'm like, okay, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, who are we going to see?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who is there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is important. This is very important.

[Monet X Change]

This is. Let's say it was. It was, it was. It was Lil Nas X, Cardi B and Nicki Minaj.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to the hospital.

[Monet X Change]

Are you no longer a barb?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never been a barbarian. I want to be clear. I have never been a fan.

[Jacob]

Mariah Carey is doing tours. Ariana Grande.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to. I'm going to the. To the hospital. I don't think there's many pops that I like that much. Like, not, not like pop. I. First of all, I don't love concerts like that. I like concerts. I don't love them. I probably go to maybe one or two concerts a year. Maybe I've been to two this year, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so it's actually, if you don't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

include the festivals, the like concert I paid my own money to go to. I've been to one. Okay.

[Jacob]

Harriet Tubman is back from the dead. She's doing a rap concert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I'm going to that.

[Monet X Change]

And it's the co headline with. With. It's a triple headline. Harriet Tubman. No, no, no, no. It's Kendrick Lamar and Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've already seen Kendrick Lamar and I've seen Madonna. I'm going to go to the hospital work. But I mean, I mean, I. The. Kendrick is the only. Kendrick and SZA are the only concert that I actually paid my own money to go to this year. And

[Jacob]

we want Spotify.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I did. I did that one twice.

[Jacob]

I didn't pay once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. That was. That was like. Because he wanted to go to the concert. I was like, what do you want for your birthday? And he was like, I would like to go.

[Monet X Change]

Do you use his money or your money?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use my money. But I'm saying that of my own volition, my own choice. Me want to go see a concert. Me, me, me, me, me. Was Kendrick Lamar, like, my idea? And to be honest, it was a good concert, but I did. I was not, like, obsessed with it because of the amount of scissor in the concert, and I don't know her music like that, so. But my brother was, like, living his life just as he. I think, sizzle. His favorite part of the concert, I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think Justin and I came to spirits. I think Justin and I in another life, when I was afab, him and I probably could have had a future together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, in that life, he was. He was also afab.

[Monet X Change]

So he was a rock in that one. He was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he was.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Do you think.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think. Do you think. Do you believe in reincarnation? No. Got it. You don't think energy. Well, I don't know about reincarnation. I do think, obviously, one thing that we can all know, science has proven it. We all can see energy is a real thing. We are all literally made out of particles, atoms, and all those things. So I think. And it is a fact that when energy deletes something, it just goes somewhere else. I do think our energy transfers. I don't know if it can transfer to different things, but I do think our energy does go somewhere. Like, when you die, the energy that's in your body, it literally. It has to go somewhere. So I don't know where it goes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if you believe that a part of your essence is in something else, I do believe parts of your essence are in other things. We are all. We all come from the exact same essence, essentially.

[Monet X Change]

What is essence? Energy? Like, what do you use it? What is essence like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is a. A part of you that we all share from a. A mutual source.

[Monet X Change]

But what is that stardust, which is energy? You're saying, like, what is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a particle, a piece, an essence, a.

[Monet X Change]

A.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A small piece, a molecule. We all. This is fake. This is.

[Monet X Change]

I know that's what you're. Fake ass and living.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unlike your dead ass on your stairs in the gr. In the. In the plant graveyard right now, anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, there There's a. I'm gonna post a tick tock. Doing a plant tour. That is a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's stardust. So we all come from stardust. So we are all.

[Monet X Change]

What is stardust?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when stars, when galaxies are forming, right? There's like a great big explosion, right? And then there's dust that creates stars. And as stars die, they kind of things all float off from these individual pieces. So we are all a little bit of this original stardust. I'm not explaining it well, but we all have essentially stardust in us.

[Monet X Change]

When people hear that, I just went. When people say. I heard this sentiment and this before, but I just think it just sounds really like woo. I'm like, give me like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's like. It's like particles of the.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so we all have a particle of stardust in us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Like this is a fact. We all call it scientific.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is, it is a theory, but it's not a fact. But it is a. It is a scientific theory.

[Monet X Change]

Well, energy is a fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying, Monet, this. It could be every molecule, every particle, everything in the world has energy in it, right? So this is the energy.

[Monet X Change]

The stardust.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The stardust. And we all from the same stardust.

[Monet X Change]

This is the voice.

[Jacob]

So we're all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're all from. We are all one. We all from the same story. Like, like I said, think about this. When your mother was born, it kills me.

[Monet X Change]

Talk like this, like. You talk like a crap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When your mother was born. Money. When your mother was born, she was born with all of her eggs, right? So half of you was born when your mother was born, right? When her mother was born, she was born with all of her eggs and

[Monet X Change]

basically a quarter of me was born.

[Jacob]

Is.

[Monet X Change]

Is by that logic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when her mother was yada yada, yada, yada, yada. So in theory, you've always been here. You've never not. You've never not been here. Money. You've never not been here. You see what I'm saying? So are you 35 or whatever fake age you give on the Internet? I don't ever give a fake age.

[Monet X Change]

I say I'm 35 all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a fake birthday.

[Monet X Change]

I did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had a fake birthday and a fake name.

[Monet X Change]

We're talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had a fake birthday and a fake name.

[Monet X Change]

Your birthday was about this so many times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But your birthday was Valentine's Day. And that's not your real birthday. That's not. I never.

[Monet X Change]

It was never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it? Requiem, Kevin. Requiem.

[Monet X Change]

Can't record that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was his birthday?

[Monet X Change]

No, it was March. It was not February, but it's a fake birthday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, like I was saying, so we are all part of the same essence. So. But I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Banana essence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't view that as. I don't view that as reincarnation. I don't view that as reincarnation. But I do believe that when I die, a piece of me will be in something else going down the line.

[Monet X Change]

This is the most like.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Woo.

[Monet X Change]

I've never heard you talk so fu. Fu about the universe. Normally it's like no Monet. When we die. I think when we die, we just don't seem to exist. Everyone needs to stop doing this thing

[Bob the Drag Queen]

about what I do. I do believe that when you die, you're done. You're.

[Monet X Change]

But you are. But in what you're explaining, you are existing just in another form. You're somewhere else in the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't view it that way. Like, I don't view it like I'm still out here. Like I have a p. I don't think. I don't think you connect to past lives. I don't think you have memories. I don't think you're like. I don't. I don't like water because I drowned in a past life. I don't like turtlenecks because I was strangled in the past. I don't believe that. I believe you just got a particle that trickled on and. And that particle became part of something else. When you. When the antelope dies, it becomes the grass. Now when we die, we become the grass. The antelope eat the grass, we eat the antelope. That is the great circle of life. Simba. Like that kind of vibe. But I don't think you're like, as the grass, like having a spiritual experience. Because you're grass now. Your body just fuels the grass. You're. What do you call fertilizer?

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So at some point we're all going to become fertilizer.

[Monet X Change]

Or maybe not. Maybe something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we all become fertilizer.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think all biological life has the potential to be fertilizer.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, your body. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So whether or not you're fertilizing or not doesn't change whether or not you are fertilizer.

[Monet X Change]

But in terms of your energy, okay, maybe your body, your physical body will. But I think your energy doesn't necessarily become fertilizer. Maybe your energy becomes. Maybe the energy that's in you. The Particles, whatever. The stardust will become the next King Lear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you're not King Lear.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it's still your energy that was part of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I just. I. I guess I. I don't view the energy as like woo, woo. I view the energy, actual scientific energy.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I was saying from the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

beginning, but not like I am now King Lear, because a piece of my dust floated and landed on his. On the food of his mother who ate the macaroni and cheese. And now I'm in her body. And then that became. I don't believe in that part.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't believe in that either. I'm talking about little like particles of energy, like becoming a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, yeah, I think we're having the same conversation, but. So you believe in reincarnation? I don't. I like.

[Monet X Change]

Like I was saying before, I don't know if I believe like, you know, in reincarnation. Like when I. When I die, I. My body, my soul goes into a baby that's gonna grow up to be like. I don't. I don't believe in that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reincarnated. I was stargazing. Life goes on. I did all my baby's gap. Gap.

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead, continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what he was saying.

[Monet X Change]

Who is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kendrick Lamar? Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it's like that literal about like that Skype reincarnation, but I do think our energy obviously does go somewhere else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But now what do you mean when you say energy?

[Monet X Change]

I mean the literal energy. Like the, The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like that energy like the light?

[Monet X Change]

No, the particle, the atoms and. And protons, whatever inside of you that make your cells work. Like the energy, the literal energy in your body making your. Making your heart work and making everything work. That energy, when you die, it. It has to go somewhere. Like by the. Not Newton's law. Who's ever fucking law that energy goes somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whose law is that, Jacob? Energy cannot be destroyed. It can only be transferred.

[Jacob]

Who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whose law is that?

[Monet X Change]

Let's see, who can guess? Merck? No. Is it Murphy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I think it might be Murphy.

[Monet X Change]

Is that the one with the balls? I think it might be Murphy's Law.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the pendulum. The pendulum.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's Murphy's Law.

[Jacob]

Murphy's law is everything that can go

[Bob the Drag Queen]

wrong will go wrong. Yeah, that's Murphy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, whoever is a pendulum is the energy thing, because that's what it's saying. It's energy like Craig's pendulum.

[Jacob]

I don't think it's named. This is just called it's known as the law of conservation of energy. I don't think it's named after anybody's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do we know who made it up? Who came up with that?

[Monet X Change]

Someone had to have.

[Jacob]

Yeah, let's see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless the energy made it itself. Do you believe in the Big Bang?

[Monet X Change]

The. That the hot universe started. But isn't that what we've proven? It's a theory, but. Okay, here's my question. With the big. With the Big Bang theory, it's how the universe started. Meaning, like, because like we're. Our galaxy are. There are multiple universes going on. Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's galaxies. There's one universe.

[Monet X Change]

There's one universe. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And there's galaxies in the universe.

[Monet X Change]

I thought that there was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless there are parallel universes.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So like. So like we're in this universe. Everything, every galaxy is in this universe and there's a completely parallel universe that we cannot access. But we can't see it. We can't access it. But it's happening at the same time. But it's happening at the same time. And in theory it mirrors this universe.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Like there's like a bob over there and there's a monetary.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And there's a pretty strong theory about that. But galaxies. Galaxies are in the universe.

[Monet X Change]

Where the fuck are people getting that? Like how? Anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can.

[Monet X Change]

What? I can theorize anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you need. You need things to support your theory.

[Shannon Maldonado]

How.

[Monet X Change]

But what do they get into supporting that science?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money? I'm not a scientist. I don't know. They are. Scientists have things to support their theory. So the Big Bang is. I believe the Big Bang is a theory based on light and seeing things. And the stars you see are dead. Like most of the stars we see have died. They're dead.

[Monet X Change]

But we just can't. With time distortion, blah, blah, blah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we're watching old. We're watching old footage. We're watching reruns.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are all galaxies.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Each little dot.

[Monet X Change]

I know. That's crazy. We should put this on the screen. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you know about the James Webb telescope.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I think launched in like 2020 or 2021.

[Monet X Change]

20. I think it was before the pandemic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe I might be wrong. And then. And then. No, I think it launched in 2020 or 2021. I'm almost positive the James Webb telescope launched in 20. 2021. Yeah. Work. Almost 2022. And then the Hubble. The Hubble was taking all the pictures before this. Now they're combining pictures from the James Webb and from the Hubble. And they're taking down the International Space Station. They're crashing into the ocean.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's old, girl. The International Space Station is old as. It's like, old old.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're like, we gotta get rid. I guess they're gonna put up a new one.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know. Do you know the thing that we sent to. We just sent a thing into the sun. Did you see it? It's our first documented footage of us sending. Of successfully sending a camera or whatever it is into the sun to see what the atmosphere the sun really is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, no, it didn't reach the sun.

[Monet X Change]

It did. It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It, like, touched the sun.

[Monet X Change]

It entered the sun's atmosphere.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we all in the sun's atmosphere?

[Monet X Change]

I don't fucking know, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, the sun is gigantic. I know. We're in its gravitational pull.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't think we're in its atmosphere. This is the first successful time there is. It went into the sun's atmosphere and it took video and footage of it. And you hear this crazy, like, screaming. It's like it was probably just wind or whatever. It's probably not screaming. Yeah, not wind, because there is no wind in space. Whatever it is, it's like there might

[Bob the Drag Queen]

be wind in the. The sun's atmosphere, though, maybe. Like. I think planets have wind. So each planet has its own atmosphere. And within the atmosphere you can probably have wind or each. Each. What do you call each thing? What do you call it? Not celestial. What do you call these giant pieces, like a planet, a star, a meteor, a satellite? They all. They all have, like, names, Like, I can't, like, by. Each body, I believe has a small. Like, you have an atmosphere.

[Monet X Change]

Do I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think every. I think every thing has a small atmosphere.

[Monet X Change]

Don't talk about my atmosphere like that.

[Jacob]

Don't.

[Monet X Change]

That's rude as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe you have an atmosphere. I don't think.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I think.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's true. So you have an apple, you have an atmosphere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. What?

[Monet X Change]

Define atmosphere. What is atmosphere?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tiny little atmosphere, a little atmosphere. So we have gravitational pull.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have a gravitational pull.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course I do have. Of course I have gravitational pull.

[Jacob]

I mean, that's true.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone has a gravitational pull.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, if you have mass, you have gravitational pull. And in theory, something could orbit you if the circumstances were right. In theory. So you could have a moon.

[Monet X Change]

I do, nigga, follow me around and shit. I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who, Andy? You following you?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Have you Seen a video of that little black boy saying he's accessing his kinesthetic, like, telepathic powers. Have you seen this video?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Is he, like, knocking over aluminum foil bottles and stuff?

[Monet X Change]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a lie. Why is it a lie? It's a lie.

[Monet X Change]

Can you look it up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's making it up.

[Jacob]

I mean, I've seen one guy on TikTok who's like, I have mind control powers, and he's, like, pushing aluminum foil around a table.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. Type in black boy telekinesis powers. It's like a thing. It's gonna be a movie. It's not a movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Telekinesis. A black guy. Is that him?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's like a little black boy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money. So a lot of times you see these people who are, like, moving. So a lot. A big thing online is moving aluminum foil, but they're just creating wind. It's not wind, girl.

[Monet X Change]

It's like, bottles. They're full bottles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a trick. It's a lie. He's not. He's not. This man is not this. How old is this guy? You say boy.

[Monet X Change]

Boy. He's like, maybe, like, 15, 16, 17.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not moving. He's not moving bottles. He's not.

[Monet X Change]

You know, we'll find it, and we'll show y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. I have been on telekinesis talk before, and these people are just. They're not. Monet. They're not doing that. This guy is creating wind, and he's blowing around aluminum foil.

[Monet X Change]

Well, duh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not.

[Monet X Change]

This is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a trick, though. You think that. You think that if there was someone in the world who somehow managed to create a power through telekinesis, they would not be swarmed, so. You ever listen to Diary of CEO?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a podcast. Jacob has telekinesis girl. Jacob is pushing it with wind. This is wind. Jacob is over there doing the move. But, like, I don't know how people are not, like, clear. I don't know how. It's not clear to people that this is like, that. This is wind.

[Monet X Change]

That foil is not wind, girl. You think you can generate that much wind to pull that foil like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely.

[Monet X Change]

He pulled it into him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. By doing it like this. Look at the. Look at the motion of his hands, Monet. It's wind.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay. He's literally blowing a feather around, talking about he got powers. That's crazy.

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you over here, big up in him, putting a batter in his back. Acting like, he. Jean Grey. He's not Jean Gray. He is in his. On his mobile home. Like, put that motherfucking piece of paper down, do your homework. Put that motherfucking paper down and get a job.

[Monet X Change]

Here's the thing. You have a kid that's doing that, like, as a kid, like, I'll encourage them, but to say, yeah, for sure. I don't feel people like, who like squashing. I'm like, let them. Like, let them. Let them cook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't let them think it was telekinesis. I would be like. I would be like, oh, let's talk about, like, doing magic tricks and illusions. Like, oh, we're doing illusions. But I don't want my son thinking that he has powers.

[Monet X Change]

See, I disagree. I'm like, you're a kid. Let them. Like, they're gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

15. No, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Not 15. I said, like, under, like, 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not say I'm a 10. We were talking about the 15 year old.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I'm talking about, like, if I have a kid, like, 8, 9, 10, 11, maybe before 12. I'm like, you know what? Let your imagination for a while think what you want to think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it can't. Well, it can. It can be dangerous in theory. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want my. Like, I don't. Like, for example, there was a period of time where I thought I had powers because I could sit in the hot water, and then after a while, the water didn't feel hot anymore.

[Monet X Change]

That's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, I have. I've learned how to regulate my temperature. I can withstand.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, no, no. Use a big piece. We don't throw a little P piece

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because you do what you want to do.

[Monet X Change]

A big piece is harder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do your part. I'm a beginner in the world of telekinesis. See, they always.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they always make it where it's very w. Not wind resistant. That's the point. They make it where it can really catch some wind. See that he.

[Monet X Change]

That's what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, we can't do it, Monet. Now, look at this. Hold on. Okay?

[Monet X Change]

You're literally blowing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have more power than you. You have to build it up. You have to harness the power in your hands. Harness the power in your hands. Harness it first. Monet, you have to. Harnessing is the most important part. Move the mic, you harness. Build it. Think about movement. Think about Jean Grey. And then push, Monet. Push. Gave me the power.

[Shannon Maldonado]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't. I don't. Think there's any power involved in this? I think it's all. You know, I used to be magic.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I'm so happy I was not in a labor time. I feel like Bob. Magic Bob was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I can still do magic.

[Monet X Change]

Magic Bob was probably ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I can still. I could bend a fork right now if I wanted to.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see it, Jake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Steal a fork from upstairs. But I haven't done it in a while. Not a strong one.

[Monet X Change]

Not a strong one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's been years since I have been to fork. But I can bend a fork with my mom. So you tell me if I've been this work right now you won't gag?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I. I've. I. Okay. So a big part of what I would do, I would like go online and see how magistrates were done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how do you been the fork?

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you'll go first and you'll be able to bend the fork?

[Monet X Change]

No, because it's been a while. But I remember I like I watched all those David Blaine deep. Well, not like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you believe that this kid is pulling water bottles?

[Monet X Change]

Because telekinesis is real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think. I think if telekinesis were real, there would be a scientist who figured it out by now. Not a 15 year old pushing water bottles.

[Monet X Change]

So what about these people who practice. Who practice Buddhism and all these things in Eastern Asian countries and they've discovered how to free them out of a place where reports of them levitating and stuff like that. What about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't believe it. I believe they're lying and they're scammers. Bend it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how to bend it, but I do. Let me see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Test this fork and make sure it's a real fork. This is not. Oh my God. It's not a real fork.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are already full of says not stainless steel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tony, test the fork. Test it. Tap it.

[Monet X Change]

What do you want me to eat it? No, just make sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give. Just tell the people that's a real fork.

[Monet X Change]

It's a real fork.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now all you have to do, if you. If you wiggle the fork like I'm touching the fork to make sure that it's real.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. See, it's already. It's what you're already like. What's the thing you do that magicians do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called sleight of hand.

[Monet X Change]

Sleight of hand. Right. Or the sleight of hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything I'm doing is obviously all sleight of hand. Let me make sure I Get this out of my way. So, basically, you wiggle the fork like this. Do you see that it's bent a little bit?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't see a little bit of bend in there?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grab it again. Look at it. Inspect it. You don't see any bend in this fork? Monat. Don't fucking play with me.

[Monet X Change]

Well, obviously, the trick is already going on. You don't see anything. You're already doing the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the worst person to do magic for. It's someone who's like, actually, I don't. When I used to do magic, you were the one I'd be like, okay, we're moving on. You were, like, one of the worst ones.

[Monet X Change]

Remember the magician at. At Sashay's birthday party?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he was great. All right, I'm going to do it again. It. It takes a few tries. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you see it's bent a little more. Test it again. Test it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, again. It takes a few times to do it. So every. Every time I wiggle it, it's been like, a little bit more and a little bit more and a little bit more. But the more I bend it, the more I wiggle it, you'll see that it's working.

[Jacob]

Okay. Okay, Monet, can you describe what you're seeing for our audio listeners?

[Monet X Change]

So VAV is wiggling, waving this. Thor. This fork around, and he's vending. He bent one of the tooth. The teeth on the fork.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now do you see this bent.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But now you wiggle it and see if it bends.

[Monet X Change]

Wait for me to wiggle it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, watch how I'm wiggling.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, wait. Let me see if I can do it. Wait, wait. Okay, question, answer. Did you do this with your mind?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With my mind.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely. You're the worst. You're a bad magician. You're a bad magician. I did it, too. But look how weak your bend was. Look how severe my bend is. Look how weak your bend is.

[Monet X Change]

I'm learning. I'm a novice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the more you wiggle it, like, oh, wow. Because I'm the kind of person who's been doing this since I was, like, maybe like, 19 years old. When I wiggle the fork, it goes. Yeah, it really bends.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you can do a little bit more?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. It's just so hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you have a break? What are you doing? I'm wiggling it like this.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're wiggling it like this with your hands.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Got it. Okay, hold on. Before we start. Stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see what you're doing. I see. That's the kind of person. That's the audience member you are. I saw that. Monet, stop doing. You are not doing. I'm holding the fork in one hand. You're trying to do all this. You're trying to do all this weird, crazy shit.

[Monet X Change]

You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're doing this. You're making people look and stuff. You're making it look weird. I'm just wiggling it and it's bending more. Every time I do it, it bends. And then the most powerful one is when you do like this. Right?

[Monet X Change]

Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wiggle the fork like this and it kind of melts in half.

[Jacob]

Mona, can you move your mic a little bit closer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, gag. The girl is with that one.

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like. I bit the mic stand. This is the power transfer to the mic stand. Oh, my God, my power. I was stronger than I thought. Stronger than.

[Jacob]

I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm the Jean Grey of this bitch. What X Men are you, Rogue? Why?

[Monet X Change]

Because of touch, I think. Touch. You know, I think that I'm someone. I look very strong. I am very. I'm physically strong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Rogue look strong?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, no, no. She's not saying she's physically strong, but there. I'm making some similes. Bob, you know the comparison here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not.

[Monet X Change]

That's not a simile anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a metaphor.

[Monet X Change]

I look very similar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Use the word. Like her ass.

[Monet X Change]

I said I look just like her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. You know, maybe you said that, but I'm just saying a simile would be, Jacob is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob pulled up Beast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if the shoe fits. I mean, I believe you and Beast

[Monet X Change]

probably wear the same shoe size for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That I believe.

[Monet X Change]

No, Beast is like a fucking super genius. He's like. He can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He can. What's his name? Harry? Hank. Hank.

[Monet X Change]

Hank, Yeah, I think Hank McCoy. Hank McCoy

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what, Jake's juggernaut now?

[Monet X Change]

That's you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not Juggernaut.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

God, yes, you are. Juggernaut is stubborn. He's rude. He runs through shit, breaking shit. That's you, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are Belinda China Shop. That was your drag name I gave you. Belinda China Shop.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. First of all, you said it because we used to be in your tiny ass apartment where all the walls and everything were closing in on you. There was no fucking space where everyone

[Bob the Drag Queen]

else could navigate perfectly. Fine, fine.

[Monet X Change]

Except you pulling out of chairs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No One else was knocking into stuff. Y' all yanked that chair from underneath my body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. We did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I, I, I was. Everyone was napping in that space perfectly fine. Even, Even my big friends who name them Jasmine rice. When she was thick, she was thick. She'll tell you she was thick. She was sliding through. What song is It's a tick tock.

[Monet X Change]

You wouldn't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What X men do you think you are?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I am probably either Storm or I might be

[Monet X Change]

Toad. Are you Toad? See, people like to shade Toad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. A saber tooth bitch talking to me. A saber tooth bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, but sabertooth is fierce. What are you talking about, bitch? I am. I live for centuries. I am nimble. I am fast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I am sick. Bitch. I'm crazy. This ferris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, out of my area.

[Monet X Change]

Save it. Tooth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not big. Bad breath. Rough hands.

[Monet X Change]

Now you're just describing yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rough hands.

[Monet X Change]

Now you're just describing yourself. Darvo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's you. Darvo queen. Monday and I had conversations later on the phone. We need a darvo counter on the. On the.

[Monet X Change]

Can we see how many times you do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A darvo thing up. That's what you just. You just did it again. You are. The Darvo queen is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, why you think Bob thinks Bob is Professor X. Y' all are out of your mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm either Storm or Professor.

[Monet X Change]

You're not easily.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not easily. You're not. And first of all, I'm bald. I sit a lot.

[Monet X Change]

What the are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sitting right now. I'm very smart. I have leadership skills. I have. I, I, I am a. I am a natural born leader.

[Monet X Change]

Professor X is patient.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a uniform.

[Monet X Change]

X is kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am very patient.

[Monet X Change]

You are not patient and you are not kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, are you kind? I'm a unifier.

[Jacob]

He gets cold easily, so he always has a blanket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he gets cold. That's me. He's very.

[Shannon Maldonado]

He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also he unifies people. He connects people. He gets people together. I am.

[Monet X Change]

You push people apart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am obviously professor.

[Monet X Change]

You push people apart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like who?

[Monet X Change]

Many people in my friend group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name one. Exactly. You have nothing.

[Monet X Change]

They've since come back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Whitney Houston. You have.

[Monet X Change]

They've since come back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing. Nothing. No. I'm either Storm or Professor x for sure.

[Monet X Change]

1 hundo P. Why storm?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm elegant. I'm stunning.

[Monet X Change]

You mispronounce ignorant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm beautiful. I'm curvy.

[Monet X Change]

You're not curvy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am curvy. We've had this conversation. I'm very curvy. My drag is very curvy.

[Monet X Change]

Your drag is curvy. You are not curvy. Oh, my God. We're not doing super power generator.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're doing super power generator.

[Monet X Change]

We're not doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, generate Monet's powers. Give Monet three powers. Generate them right now. Give her three.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has environmental adaptation. Means she can adjust physical physiology to thrive in any environment. Physio. Physio. Physiology. Physiology. Physiology to thrive in any environment. So she won't get cold. She won't get so and so. She has psychic psyche projection.

[Monet X Change]

Psyche psych.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Psyche psych. Psych. Whatever. Project your mind into others to steer their thoughts or their actions.

[Monet X Change]

You're done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you don't even know what I have. I might have. I might be able to block that bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta have fucking sleep apnea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you have. This is all you. You have sleep manipulation. You can instantly make someone fall asleep or wake up on command. Well, let's see what I have. Let's see what I have, honey. Cooked. I have pheromone manipulation. I emit pheromones to influence your emotions and your behavior. So therefore, you do not want to influence me. I have matter ingestion. I. I can safely eat any substance I eat. I'm not a substance, honey.

[Jacob]

I eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are every substance I can eat.

[Monet X Change]

Luna lullably. You can sing moonlit tones that fool

[Bob the Drag Queen]

everyone into a trance. Yes, baby, you're cooked, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I am, girl. Are you fucking kidding me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're done the moment I sing. You are a trance, bitch.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You wanna miss the sing? Cause I'm gonna put you to sleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you gonna. I'm sneaking up on you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you're asleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I've eaten your entire house.

[Monet X Change]

You don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even have a house.

[Monet X Change]

Putting you to bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've eaten you out of. I've literally eaten you out of house and home.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna put you to bed immediately

[Bob the Drag Queen]

put on your clothes.

[Monet X Change]

And then. You know what? Just because I am mean, I'm gonna wake you up and just back to bed. You don't even get a chance to say shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have a bed.

[Monet X Change]

I've eaten it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even have a bed. And then also, I'm constantly emitting my pheromones. So you don't even want to.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. So there's no. So there's no limit. You're just constantly doing it all day long, every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't say. It says, emit pheromones to influence emotions and behavior. I am constantly emitting pheromones to make you never want to put me to sleep. And they smell so good. Ooh, it's like a cinnamon oak.

[Monet X Change]

You don't even like cinnamon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do. And that's why I admit it. Let's take a break. No.

[Monet X Change]

Without a break, we're done. What do you think we're doing here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take a break from this podcast forever.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye.

[1-800-contacts Spokesperson]

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