The One Where Bob Fights Everyone

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: "The One Where Bob Fights Everyone"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: October 15, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this riotously funny episode, Bob and Monét return to their new set to bicker, banter, and support each other in the way only they can. The main theme is playfully centered on Bob's habit of starting “fights” (really, lively debates and comical confrontations) with everyone, from fellow hosts and producers to the very audience itself. The duo dives into everything from the Scandinavian vs. Nordic confusion, tattoos, famous divas, gratitude practices, to the proper way to eat Oreos—serving equal parts hilarity and heart.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Counting in Different Languages & Linguistics (02:27–04:03)

• Monét and Bob attempt to outdo each other by counting to three in various languages, with Bob forgetting he’s done this before. They segue into the origins of "Romance languages," with Monét clarifying it's about Roman/Latin influence, not sensuality.
  • Quote:
    Monét: “No, it’s literally because of Roman. That’s why they call the Romance languages.” (03:38)

2. Geography Confusion: Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, and More (04:06–06:12)

• The duo admits to regularly mixing up Scandinavian and Nordic countries, confusing Switzerland and Sweden. Bob recalls dating a Swede from Stockholm and is roasted by Monét for his geographic slip-ups.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “For me, Sweden and Switzerland are Julia Roberts.” (05:55)

3. Bob’s Wildest Hookup Story & Belfast Trivia (07:07–08:42)

• Bob recounts his worst hookup ever in Belfast, leading to a mini-history lesson about its notoriety as the site of the "most bombed hotel" during The Troubles. Monét expresses ignorance (shared by most of the room) before Jacob fills in the details.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “During the Troubles, a lot of nuns got killed… It was literally just Catholics and Protestants being, like, just killing the fuck out of each other.” (08:29)

4. Nuns, Monks, and Scandal (09:05–11:12)

• A wild story: A woman extorts Buddhist monks by threatening to expose their affairs, earning millions before being arrested. The discussion pivots to the concept of religious hypocrisy and Bob’s meeting with nuns who once taught Whoopi Goldberg.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “She got millions of dollars. Millions of dollars.” (10:18)

5. Prayers, Family Hierarchy, and Religion (12:03–15:16)

• Monét leads a “prayer” for Bob (in dramatic, churchy style), prompting Bob to share about his family’s prayer habits and the matriarchal authority of Aunt Willie, who prays to ward off “Leviathan spirits” and “suicide demons.”
  • Quote:
    Monét: “That her steps to Broadway, God, will be ordained by you… Nations will bow…” (12:28)
  • Quote:
    Bob: “She also has a PhD in, I believe, philosophy and religious studies. And when she prayed last time, Jacob witnessed my Aunt Willie praying… ward off Leviathan spirits.” (14:18)

6. Developing a Gratitude Practice (15:36–16:55; 17:32–20:31)

• Monét proposes starting a daily gratitude list with Bob. They bicker about formats, but eventually, both share several things they’re grateful for—ranging from new sets to well-behaved pets and supportive producers.
  • Quote:
    Monét: “I think the purpose of the list is to every morning be intentional about thinking about the things that you’re grateful for…” (17:32)

7. Diva Worship & Concert Stamina (21:46–29:10)

• The conversation turns to musical divas—Britney, Gaga, Lizzo, Patti LaBelle, Chaka Khan—and the stamina older queens still show on stage. Both reminisce about their own performance days.
  • Quote:
    Monét: “I knew every word. Like, I was… massive Britney Spears [fan] albums one, two, and three…” (25:01)
  • Quote:
    Bob: “Lady Gaga was really doing her damn thing.” (27:23)

8. Drag Queen Lingo & NYC Drag Scene Stories (29:42–31:54)

• The queens discuss old-school drag slang (like “wig cancer”), pay tribute to drag community legends, and explain the infamous “drag suicide”—a rapid-fire performance challenge from their NYC club days.

9. Engaged vs. Recently Married - Defining ‘Recent’ (32:33–35:28)

• Bob and Monét get into a quintessentially “Sibling Rivalry” debate about what qualifies as “recently engaged.” Minutes are spent parsing logic, with frequent audience check-ins and side-eye.

10. Room Temperature Wars (45:00–48:59)

• Bob catalogs his arsenal of hoodies necessary to brave his chilly home, Monet’s place, and the podcast studio. The conversation becomes a playful blame game over who’s responsible for cold apartments.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “I want to be warm. This is not a condition I’m trying to fix. This is how my body wants to be…” (45:21)

11. The Great Oreo Debate (53:19–59:58)

• The dueling hosts (and Jacob) passionately argue over whether Oreos should be dunked until soggy or just lightly moistened. Monet insists on “the essence of water,” while Bob, joined by a phoned-in friend, roots for full-on, soggy Oreos. A live poll delivers Bob a narrow victory.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “It is… not for the flavor of the milk. It’s to change the consistency of the cookie!” (56:25)

12. Foodie Pop Quiz: From Sweetbreads to Balut and Ambergris (60:04–62:10)

• Monét gives Bob a pop quiz on rare delicacies: sweetbreads (not bread, but veal!), balut (a fertilized duck egg), and ambergris (whale vomit, prized in perfumes).
  • Quote:
    Monét: “If you find ambergris on a beach… you can sell it for millions of dollars.” (62:04)

13. Age Shocks: Child Stars Are Now Adults (63:44–64:45)

• Gasping at how “old” Abigail Breslin, Dakota Fanning, and Haley Joel Osment are now (“29!” “31!” “37!”), Bob and Monét experience a full generational crisis.

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• On “Fighting Everyone”:

  • Bob: “I don’t want to fight everyone in the room. I don’t want to fight everyone. But dude, I think you do.” (38:16)
  • Monét: “I think everyone in this room knows that you want to fight.” (38:25)

• On Prayer:

  • Monét: “Prayer changes things. I keep on telling you pray.” (11:51)

• On Divas & Aging:

  • Bob: “And I promise you, the energy I had at 19, maybe it’s just been so slowly depleting… But I have, especially on stage, a lot of stamina…” (22:23)
  • Monét: “I used to work so hard. I would sweat off my lashes, my wig, my clothes…” (27:11)

• On Oreo Dunking:

  • Bob: “You take a fork, put the Oreo on the fork through the cream… it is the elite way.” (57:12)

• On Drag Lingo:

  • Bob: “Back in the day, when a queen quit drag, we would say she got wig cancer.” (31:03)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Counting languages & Romance language debate: 02:27–04:03
• Scandinavia/Nordic confusion: 04:06–06:12
• Belfast & The Troubles: 07:07–08:42
• Prayer & Aunt Willie: 12:03–15:16
• Gratitude practice: 15:36–20:31
• Britney, Gaga, and diva stamina: 21:46–29:10
• Drag suicide explanation: 30:44–31:54
• Engagement debate: 32:33–35:28
• Room temperature drama: 45:00–48:59
• Oreo debate: 53:19–59:58
• Food pop quiz: 60:04–62:10
• Generational age shock: 63:44–64:45

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Episode Tone

The tone is breezy, irreverent, quick-witted, and filled with shade and affectionate ribbing—true to Sibling Rivalry’s signature style. Both Bob and Monét’s playful antagonism is underscored by genuine friendship and mutual admiration.

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Conclusion

This episode encapsulates everything fans love about Sibling Rivalry: snappy debates, wild stories, pop-culture nostalgia, affectionate fighting, and unscripted Black queer joy. Whether it’s fighting over who’s right about Oreos or sharing heartfelt gratitude lists, Bob and Monét shine in their element—proving why they’re one of podcasting’s most beloved duos.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet's change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we lift each other up in prayer. Father God.

[Monet X Change]

Bob starts fights with everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna like. It's just a thing. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It seems abusive to the cat.

[Monet X Change]

1, 2, 3. Who's Juan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juan, sue and Brie? You Vaughn.

[Monet X Change]

This is like the seventh time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Figure it out. It's Juan, sue and Bri.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many language can you count of three in?

[Monet X Change]

We've done it like eight times. Two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I forgot. Tell me.

[Monet X Change]

We have new listeners. I think four of them. English, obviously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

Ebonics is two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I hear Ebonics, please?

[Monet X Change]

One, two, three. Other questions? Kinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do the French?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did Spanish?

[Monet X Change]

Uno do Stres.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You in Germany?

[Monet X Change]

Einstein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Italian?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know Italian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't either.

[Monet X Change]

I Don't know Italian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I should not account through an Italian.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Do you know why they're called the Romance languages? I just sounded like I just said sandwiches. Like. Like I just said languages like a black person's sandwiches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How'd you say languages?

[Monet X Change]

I said languages. Languages is languages. I said, that's the languages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it the area it's from?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why they call it Romance people.

[Monet X Change]

They call the Romance languages because of the Roman Latin influence on it. People think it's because they're, like, sexy and they're like, it's. No, it's literally because of Roman. That's why they call the Romance languages the area. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I said area, you said it, wasn't it? I mean, when I said, oh, because the area, you were like, no. That's kind of crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You don't want me to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want me to have anything. You don't find that a little strange?

[Monet X Change]

But I think a lot of people think because they're like. Because they're sexy. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name? I cannot name. Sometimes I get mixed up with, like, what is the Nordic countries? What are the Scandinavian countries?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Nordic or is for, like, from Norse. So you think I'm like, Norway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know Norway is Nordic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the only one I know for sure. And I think Scandinavian is Switzerland.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other one that starts in a. Switzerland and. And Swiss. Swiss. Switzerland and Sweden. Right.

[Monet X Change]

So the key difference is that Scandinavian countries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's reading just so we don't act like.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not reading.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trying to get this off the top of her head. Look at me and tell me. Look at me and say it.

[Monet X Change]

The key differences between Scandinavian and Nordic countries is because Scandinavian countries possess a certain amount of countries and Nordic has a certain region of countries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scandinavian countries include Denmark, Norway and Sweden. I thought Scandinavian includes Denmark. So Norway is not Nordic. Is Scandinavian defined?

[Monet X Change]

Scandinavia is in. Nor. The Scandinavian region is a sub region of the Nordic region. So Scandinavian countries are in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Norway is. Norway is Nordic and Scandinavian and Scandinavian. Scandinavian and the Nordic regions encompass these three, plus Finland and Iceland, along with associated territories and is defined by broader geographical, political, and cooperative ties. So they're essentially this. They're one, one is the other, but

[Monet X Change]

the other is not one is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Not necessarily that one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Nova Scotia.

[Monet X Change]

Nova Scotia. No. Nova Scotia. I know, but it's not Nordic or Scandinavian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nova Scotia and. Nor in Scandinavian in my head, even though I know Nova Scotia's is up in Canada. Nova Scotia and Scandinavian get mixed up in my Head.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Sweden and Switzerland are constantly getting switched up in my head. Constantly. For me, Sweden and Switzerland are Julia Roberts.

[Monet X Change]

And the other one, Scotland is Scotland. Sweden. The capital of Sweden.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The capital of Sweden is Copenhagen. No, no. Copenhagen is not in Sweden.

[Monet X Change]

Is Denmark.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Copenhagen is in Denmark capital.

[Monet X Change]

Stockholm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stockholm. Stockholm, Sweden.

[Monet X Change]

So what? I just ruined what I was going to say. I was going to say, do you know if. If Stockholm is in Sweden or Switzerland?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I do now remember that Stockholm is in Sweden.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna see you because, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know, I know is I used to date a Swedish person, right. Who's from Stockholm.

[Monet X Change]

Right, Right. And they had syndrome with your ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not too much money. Can you not too much, please? Do you mind?

[Monet X Change]

Do you mind? I used to this good when working to Sweden. I fucked. I had a time girl, because that's when she was in her. Her doll era.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you had the nails, honey. You had your dick rubbers, honey.

[Monet X Change]

And let me tell you, them Swedish men, they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, the worst hookup story I ever had was. Will always be in Belfast. Yeah, it was scarring.

[Monet X Change]

What's Belfast, you said is the most bomb. It's like the most bomb city in the world or something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I say that or.

[Monet X Change]

Or that's what. That's a fact. Can you look it up? Jacob? Belfast is the most bombed city in the world.

[Jacob]

I don't think that's true.

[Monet X Change]

It is. Well, I mean, as of 2019. No, there's something with type in Belfast and bombs. Belfast was Civic impacted by the most

[Jacob]

bombed hotel in the world.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. The most. There we go. Sorry. So you want to apologize to the city of Belfast? I apologize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The most. That's. That's so specific. The most bombed hotel in the world, isn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because of the Troubles.

[Monet X Change]

The troubles?

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

What?

[Monet X Change]

The Troubles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The troubles were like when the cat was. When the Catholics were fighting the Protestants in Belfast and they were like. They were like murdering nuns and killing people.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you. Why do you know that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Troubles. Everyone knows the Troubles.

[Monet X Change]

The troubles of the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's called the Troubles.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's like literally called the Trouble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's called the Troubles. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know. Did you know about the Troubles, Taylor? Thank you. Everyone, Everybody. Did you know about the Troubles, Sal? Did you know about the Troubles, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

You are a liar. Out of five people in this room, only one of us knew.

[Jacob]

They were ethno nationalist colleges for about

[Monet X Change]

30 years, 1960 to 1998.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, during the Troubles, a lot of nuns got killed and A lot of, like, innocent people got killed. And it was just like. It was like. It was literally just like Catholics and Protestants being, like, just killing the fuck out of each other. And it was not that long ago.

[Monet X Change]

It was. What year was this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1960s to 1998. Oh, my God. Yes, that is recent. And there's a wall. There's a wall that you. That, like, you used to not be able to go past.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think nuns are really out here not fucking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, most of them, probably. But then I saw this story online about this. I follow Ray William Johnson. Can you snap a hat while it's not on your head?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. This story about this woman who basically fell in love with a monk.

[Monet X Change]

A nun?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this was a Buddhist monk.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. She fell in love with a regular civilian woman.

[Jacob]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She fell in love with this Buddhist monk because they do a lot of community work.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she was living her life. And she's like, Mr. Monk, let's get. Let's get it then. But Mr. Monk was like, girl, I'm a monk. I can't date you. I'm a monk. And then she found out maybe she was a side piece.

[Monet X Change]

He had multiple women on the weekend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she was like, wow, you know what? That's cool. That's cool. Give me some money. I won't say nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Not extortion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like, give me some money. I won't say, because you're not supposed to be. Because you're not supposed to be fucking at all, first of all. And I know you guys get a lot of money here, give me some money. I won't say anything. He's like, okay, I'll give you money. And she goes, you're going to keep giving me money until, like, if he's

[Monet X Change]

a monk, like, living.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone's donating to the. To the temple. A lot of money to the temple.

[Monet X Change]

So he's taking money from the temple and paying this woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she was like, and I'm gonna fuck some of your friends, your monk friends at different temples. And she was like, I get money

[Monet X Change]

for all of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like, now you give me some money, too. She got millions of dollars. Millions of dollars.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, that's a great. That's a great scheme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They finally caught her. I mean, but, I mean, extortion is illegal.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, I'm sure the rules and laws vary from country to country. If you're doing it in. You know, I'm sure it's not the same everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently, it's the same. And you can't extort there.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she got caught and she ended up going to jail. But she was like, well, now I'm. I'm exposing everyone cuz I got caught.

[Monet X Change]

So she's telling all the t. Now

[Bob the Drag Queen]

everyone knows, all the monks. And then they all got in trouble and a lot of them had to step down.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. See?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she did it for years.

[Monet X Change]

Religion is so you are tithing to this temple, giving your hard earned doll hairs for whatever you think they're going to, and they are paying off. There's a paola for these monks that are out here fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I recently met the nuns who own the only fans that Whoopi Goldberg went to as a child.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, see, Bob says shit like this. I ran into.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I recently met.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, recently. I heard. Ran into.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say ran into. Oh, you're not listening. I recently met the. The nuns who own the school. And my thought process was, how old are these nuns? Whoopi Goldberg is like 70.

[Monet X Change]

It probably passed down. It probably not the exact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're the nuns. They are the nuns.

[Monet X Change]

I think it was probably the 90s or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they looked really good because it's

[Monet X Change]

good prayer and supplication.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

Backpack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They had their. They had their backpack. They were like walking around and stuff.

[Monet X Change]

No, I tell you, prayer changes things. I keep on telling you pray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do not tell me this every day. You have never told me to pray.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so there's a prayer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pray for me right now. I said for me, not with me.

[Monet X Change]

But this is how I do it. Can you respect my process? Dear Lord, Father God, we are gathered here today on the brand new sparkling, gleaming set of sibling rivalry. I am here with my sister Reberta Elaine, the drag queen. And I want you to order her steps, Lord. To guide her, lead her in a path of righteousness that as she marks this day forward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hallelujah.

[Monet X Change]

That her steps to Broadway, God will be ordained by you. That when she opens her mouth to sing on that stage, nations will bow, nations will plea. Nations will ask that she win a Tony. In Jesus name we pray. Amen. Amen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bow and plead.

[Jacob]

Would you like to pray for Monet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You didn't do enough. That was not a very southern prayer. You have to call on his name

[Monet X Change]

a lot more, huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Father God, I please pray that you bless your. Pour down your blessings over my dear sister Monet. Exchange. And her fiance, Father God. Her hus. Her fiance, Andy. Exchange. Father God. Please guide them in your step, Father God. Let Them know, Father God, that you will be there for them all the time, Father God. Let them know they should be walking your light, Father God. Make sure you reign your mercy upon them, Father God. For we know you died on this cross just for these two, Father God. And hopefully that one day they will see the light, Father God. You gotta do lot of Father Gods. He had do a lot of father gods.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of father Gods.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Father Gods is a real thing. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's been around when my family prays. Jacob's been there for quite a few prayers. Most of them are laid by my Uncle Scotty. The good Reverend Scotty.

[Monet X Change]

The good Reverend Uncle Scotty. He should go by the good Reverend Uncle Scotty. Like Uncle Scotty should be his like name. He might be kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do sometimes call him a good Reverend Uncle Scotty.

[Monet X Change]

That's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, he. He's done a lot of. He leads the prayers. But when My Aunt Willie, Dr. Willie, when she's there, she leads the prayer.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. So does she have more praying seniority to Uncle Scotty?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

A hierarchy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she is the. She is the matriarch of our family right now.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's my. She is. She is. She is his aunt.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Aunt Willie is Great Aunt Willie. My great aunt. She's his aunt.

[Monet X Change]

I got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my Great Aunt Willie. Do you say great aunt to your great aunt?

[Monet X Change]

You say aunt, right? I say aunt.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So Aunt Willie, she definitely has the religious authority in her family. She also has a PhD in, I believe, philosophy and religious studies. And when she prayed last time, Jacob witnessed my Aunt Willie praying. Specifically, she was praying to ward off Leviathan spirits.

[Monet X Change]

What's a Leviathan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Can we look up what Leviathan?

[Jacob]

Leviathan is like? It's a large sea monster that comes from the ocean at the end of days during the apocalypse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she didn't. And she was warding off Leviathan spirits. And she also wanted to get rid of the suicide demons that were apparently plaguing my family.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think anyone in my family's committed suicide that I know of.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. But that's because Aunt Willie prayed for them to go away. Had Aunt Willie had not prayed for them. Suicide demons to be vanquished there. Probably more suicidal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know of one or maybe two attempts. I actually know of one attempt. Just one. But I don't know of any successful suicides in my close family at all.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you something I want to start doing with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'M listening.

[Monet X Change]

I know it's a big thing. Well, not a big thing or something that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Is it a thing at all? It's a big thing. It's not a big thing. Okay. It's a small thing.

[Monet X Change]

It's not even small. What they do in AA is they send gratitude lists. Should we send gratitude lists to each other every morning?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You really love to hold hands.

[Monet X Change]

I do on this new set. It'll go away from now I'm into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then let it fade.

[Monet X Change]

Should we say gratitude list each other in the morning?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every morning?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Bob. I think that'd be very nice, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's talk about this gratitude list.

[Monet X Change]

And it should be five things on the list. Five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a light lift.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's do 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's. I like a light lift. I like a light lift. So are we sending this through a text? Are we in a Google Drive?

[Monet X Change]

I think a text. Let's text each other every morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every single morning.

[Monet X Change]

I think instead of. Well, not instead of, but before you get out of. Because. Okay. I wake up in the morning, alarm goes off. Oh my God. Pick up my phone and I'll get on a social media app. Maybe the play is. Instead of going on a social media act app, give myself a second, think about what I'm grateful for and waking up and realizing. And send a text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Full disclosure, I'm gonna be making my list the day before I go to sleep. I'll have the list and I'll just. And I'll probably schedule it to send. I might be asleep.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Bob, that's taking out some of the like the ritual of doing it like in the morning and like being, being intentional about it in the morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't know that was the point. Okay, let's talk about it at this break.

[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so let's set the. What the purpose of the list is and Then I can set what I'll do with it.

[Monet X Change]

I think the purpose of the list is to every morning be intentional about thinking about the things that you're grateful for. Because I think especially in today's world, it's really easy to feel inundated with the bad news and how sorry and sad this fucked up country we live in is. So I think it's taking a little bit time in the morning to be like, okay, in spite of everything going on around me in this world that I don't have control of, what I do have control of is the things in my life that I'm grateful for, that I have. I want to share that with you every morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the idea of sharing gratitude with each other every morning. I have disclosed to you that if I need to leave the house at 9:30, I wake up at 9:15. If I have to shower that morning, I wake up at 9 o', clock, I have 30 minutes to shower.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know 30 minutes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

30, yes, 30. I have 30 minutes to. That's if I have a shower.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if I don't have to shower, I have 15 minutes to. To get up and get to the car.

[Monet X Change]

So can we say, okay, can we set a precedent? Before noon? So in the morning, literally in morning

[Bob the Drag Queen]

time, why can't I just make it the night before?

[Monet X Change]

Because, you know, because then you're just on autopilot to send it to send at 9am as opposed to being like thinking about it in the morning. I guess it made me think about it the night before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then the last thing I do when I lay down at night and I. After the woes of the world have dragged me down and made me feel just broken down and tired, then I think to myself, my best friend, what are some grateful things that I'm thankful for?

[Monet X Change]

Not about us. I'm sure it can be about us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it'd be.

[Monet X Change]

See, I don't wanna do that. See, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I didn't do it. You did it during the break. Don't act what I do. I'm gonna leave my cup here and you bitches will wash it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so what I. That's not what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you faggots will wash it for me.

[Monet X Change]

What I said was, and I literally

[Bob the Drag Queen]

apologized, I said, in fact, just roll the footage. Jay, Drop it in. Drop it in, right?

[Monet X Change]

Please, drop it in. Actually, yes, drop it in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because, I mean, I was being a bit heavy ball.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so now you're rolling it back. What I said was, well, Y' all saw what I said, and then I expeditiously apologized and said, you know what, Taylor?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear, I didn't even say it. I apologized before I even said anything I said. And I don't want to be that. I'm sorry, and I apologize.

[Monet X Change]

So, of course the list could. Sometimes it will, maybe sometimes it will never, I don't know, will include something that we're grateful for with each other or not. And I think it just. Just grows something like, I'm grateful that I get to. That I. That I'm able to have a car, drive to work. I'm grateful that Potato doesn't shit in my house today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you have two. Maybe we just start each podcast with a gratitude list.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's cool. I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you two. You're two down. Should I go? Should we do two two, or should you just do all five? All five of yours?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think all five.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are you grateful for?

[Monet X Change]

I'm grateful that I can drive myself to work today. I'm grateful that Potato has been a good boy. I'm grateful for my engagement to my fiance. I'm grateful for our new set.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's five things.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is that five?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, slow down.

[Monet X Change]

What else is that? Savannah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Savannah, slow down.

[Monet X Change]

I could say Suzanne.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Savannah, slow down. I'm gonna answer all your questions. I am really grateful for my lovely partners who are sitting right here doing their thing. I am really grateful to have this podcast. That's two things. I'm really grateful for this studio that I have built and the projects that we have coming up then the ones that are already out and the hard work that we put into them. I'm grateful for the weekend that I had on the road doing stand up in Indianapolis and Urbana, Illinois. I had a lot of fun. I worked on some new material, and it was really, really. I really was like. I feel like I'm gonna have another great hour coming up soon. And I'm grateful that I've been able to carve out time to take care of my physical health more lately, I've really been trying to prioritize my decisions to. By the time I get to Broadway, I want to be in the best shape of my life because I want to be physically. It's going to be very physically taxing.

[Monet X Change]

But you. You'll be fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I know I'll be fine, but. But I don't wanna. I gotta be honest. I have never been the kind of person who ever really got to. I don't care how big or how skinny I was when I was like at. My skin is where I should have been falling over because I was so skinny. And when I was at my biggest, which wasn't really that big, to be honest, for my height, I was like 260, 255. I. I'm telling you, Monet, I've always felt the same.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only mess ever changed over time is that my knees hurt sometime.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Other than that, I don't feel more tired. I don't feel less tired. I have been doing this now. I've been professionally performing since I was 19 years old.

[Monet X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I've been doing it for 20 years now. And I promise you, the energy I had at 19, maybe it's just been so slowly depleting that I don't notice it over time. But I have, especially on stage, I have a lot of stamina and I really rarely ever am I like, I cannot do this.

[Monet X Change]

And I think that's, I think that's also because you've, because you have been training your body for all this time. Like, I think about like when I see like, like older pop girlies, like, especially the ones that we've grown up with, right? Like Britney Spears, I remember being like, I mean, she's maybe a little different right now, but someone like, she'd be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

getting it, she'll be getting it in front of the camera. I don't know how long she be doing it, but she be doing it. And I feel like if we're seeing, if we're seeing a three minute video, she's been dancing for seven hours. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like Britney three to seven is a, is a very big jump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really feel like we are seeing a small snippet of how much dancing Britney Spears really doing. No, I don't think that Britney is like filming it and then immediately being like. I think Britney is like dancing in front of this camera for hours and then taking a small chunk and posting on the Internet.

[Monet X Change]

We know people are saying, people saying that she's living like, like her house is like dilapidated and like reports, but when people say reports, I'm like, who, who is reporting? Who is this saying this? Oh, there's this video of her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Holy fuck. Balls. Balls, man. Have you seen that video?

[Monet X Change]

No. Is that her saying that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Can you look up Britney Spears? Holy fuck balls. It's her being like, holy brought me balls. Holy balls.

[Jacob]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ball girl.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God. Holy Wow.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

Holy.

[Monet X Change]

She sounds like Megan Stalter doing a bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I crazy or does Britney Spears kind of look like Elliot or two T's.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't see that. Wait, what is this picture?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is her and her babies, probably.

[Monet X Change]

No, she doesn't have children. She has two boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to stand. I used to teach dance. I'm itching to teach again.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I would say that's not her currently

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Britney spirit.

[Monet X Change]

Are those heels? Oh, it's point heels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're not point heels. They're.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're, they're, they're, they're. No, they're just. No, that's her foot. Is it a foot?

[Monet X Change]

That's her heel. It's a point heel, but she's not on.

[Jacob]

It's a ballet heel.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sorry.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Ballet heel. That's what I meant. A ballet heel. That's cut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is cute. That's very, very cute.

[Monet X Change]

That has been custom made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Avi, I think about Brittany a lot. Do you honestly do?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, I used to be a very. Like, like, massive Britney Spears. I know, like, massive from albums one, two, and three. I was huge. Every song, every concert. I knew every word. Like, I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ugh.

[Monet X Change]

I used. I talk about her reggae song often. People always be like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you see gaming, were you still no.

[Monet X Change]

4 is when I fell off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You fell off? God damn. So you weren't there. From if you see game, you're Womanizer or Circus. See Ms. Womanizer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My favorite Britney song, Womanizer. My favorite Britney song is Womanizer, hands down. Easily.

[Monet X Change]

Mine is don't let me be the last to know because, you know, I was always a little sad, little, little,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

little emo girl like Sza. Britney was your real scissor.

[Monet X Change]

Don't what's her. Don't let me be lucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they say she's unlucky. She's a star, but she cries, cries, cries.

[Monet X Change]

But that video is so good. Or Breathe. Jacob's still going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't get it.

[Jacob]

The best part of the song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, if there's nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night?

[Monet X Change]

Breathe is so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, you know, Madonna has not called Lucky Star.

[Monet X Change]

She has a song called Lucky Star.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's like one of her. It's like, I think it might be her first number one first. It's like, it's like a. It's like one of her OG songs. For sure. I want to go see. I mean, who are the divas? Have you seen any of the millennial and older divas besides Beyonce and Lizzo?

[Monet X Change]

Have I Seen concert. I saw Gaga. I've seen Gaga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how was her? You were talking about stamina and stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean. Oh, yeah. I mean, I thought she was great. And I'm like, I think she's. Because I look at, like, I look at my career, like, how I was performing, the level I was performing when I was in the clubs in New York, when I first got on a drag race to now is different, but it's also my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But could you do that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I genuinely don't know. I don't think I can split anymore. I had to train myself again to do that. I don't think I could just bust

[Bob the Drag Queen]

out the train the first time.

[Jacob]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't train the first time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is true. But it's like the last time I worked that hard on stage was legit. The Sibling Rivalry tour when we were doing that show and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it wasn't as hard as we used to do in New York City.

[Monet X Change]

No, New York City was ridiculous. I used to be, y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Monet X Change]

I used to work so hard. I would sweat off my lashes, my wig, my clothes. My clothes would be covered from sweat from neck down to the pussy. Just wet was how hard I was working.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. When I saw Lady Gaga in concert, I remember thinking to myself, my God, she is eating like, she is going hard. Lady Gaga was really doing her damn thing. Same thing for Beyonce, Although I think Lady Gaga was a bit more uppaced. I didn't see Cowboy Car. I saw Renaissance. And I think that. I think that Mayhem was a bit more dance heavy than Renaissance was. For the stars, specifically. Lizzo's show was pretty upbeat and a lot of dancing as well.

[Monet X Change]

No, the one we saw at Special at Wiltern.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Special.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we went to see Special. Yeah, that was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a lot of dancing I recently saw. I think the oldest diva I've seen perform recently was. I don't think it was Diana Ross.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah. How was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dana Ross was doing her thing. Like, Diana Ross was out there singing. I mean, Dana Ross has never really been dancing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she was up there in her espadrilles, in her wedges.

[Monet X Change]

I said, I told you what I want to go do with you. I want us to go see the Queens tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would love to go see that.

[Monet X Change]

So it's Patti LaBelle, Gladys Knight, Chaka Khan, and Stephanie Mills doing a tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that. I don't know much Stephanie Mills music,

[Monet X Change]

though, to be honest. I just know Home. And there's something else about her I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know of the three, I'm really trying to see Patti LaBelle.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't know a whole bunch of Gladys. I know the iconic Gladys song. A lot of queens do the medley, although we've got where she does, like, all those songs and voices. You know her most famous song, Midnight Train of Georgia. Yeah, yeah, I know that. Yeah. But, like, I think that's it. Maybe there's others I'm not really realizing. Shock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you are my peace, you are my fire that every man is sure desire that's the shock I saw

[Monet X Change]

you go to also. Through the fire.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Through the fire.

[Monet X Change]

Through that, through the fire. I'm thinking Kanye Western now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm every woman.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But I associate that more with Whitney. I know it's a Shaka song, but I associate I'm every woman more with Whitney. And I think people from our generation do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The song I associate with Chaka Khan is Shaka Khan. I feel for you like I love you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know that one anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Patti LaBelle. I am the most familiar with Patti LaBelle's discography.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I probably know the most Patty music on it. I. I told you I saw Patty with Chris Dunbar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are your favorite Patty songs?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. New Attitude is a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Attitude is a great song. Great song. I got a new attitude. One of my favorites is if only you knew. I love that much.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't do it that many times.

[Monet X Change]

She. Girl in the recording.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does every. Like, every single time. It's so good. I say that is a song that. When I tell you I know every breath.

[Monet X Change]

Do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every breath of that song. That is a song that I listened to growing up nonstop. Like, that was a song that was a giant part of my childhood, 100%.

[Monet X Change]

When I would do suicide, Larry would put it in there. An audience. It's a crowd. People like to hear it. I don't know. Maybe because suicide would be a brick and suicide. Oh, my God. I'm Sam Drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you please explain?

[Monet X Change]

So in New York, we used to do something called drag suicide. When you get over there and we get audience suggestions and the DJ puts it in a big number, you just play it. So that's why I'm shorthanding insane suicide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But drag suicide, Is it insensitive? Back in the day, when a queen quit drag, we would say she got wig cancer. Do you remember that?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, but because wig cancer's not a thing. I don't think that's weird. If we just said, oh, yeah, she got Cancer, I think that would be weird. But wig cancer, it's funny. And that's literally another thing you can have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'd always be like, cause if Pharezia Couch got wig cancer, I do not

[Monet X Change]

know who the fuck is that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She ain't available before her time. Dallas Dubois got weight cancer.

[Monet X Change]

Duo cancer. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who else got weight cancer?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did any queen quit because she actually got cancer? I know a queen who passed away because she got cancer and she changed her name to Diana Cancer and she passed away. That's a true story. Change the name Diana cancer. And I know a queen named Ruby who worked Ruby Tuesday. She did not. I changed her name, but her name was Ruby and she passed away while working at Ruby Tuesday together. Not Ruby Tuesday. Lucky Chang's together.

[Monet X Change]

Lucky changing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she shout out to shout out to Ruby. She was Leila Lansing's best friend. And shout out to Layla Lansing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If only you did. Let's give her a shot. I miss doing our random shout outs. Listen, I want to give a random shout out to anyone wearing Chuck Taylors right now. If you're wearing Chuck Taylor's right now, I want to give you a shout out. But I just want you to know, if you're wearing Red Chucks, I am not talking to you.

[Monet X Change]

Why? What's wrong with Rachugs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If this is my shout out, I'm

[Monet X Change]

saying, but what's wrong with Red Chucks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's nothing wrong with them just not talking to you. Oh, I'm not fucking talking to you. Do you want to shout anyone out?

[Monet X Change]

I want to shout out anyone who got engaged recently. How.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What can you just find recent? Because, you know, some people be like, I got engaged two years ago.

[Monet X Change]

I think you're engaged until you get married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm recently. I'm actually defining recently not engaged.

[Monet X Change]

I think recently engaged. As long as for the duration of your engagement. That's recent.

[Jacob]

So if you got engaged four years ago, you were recently engaged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that does not. That doesn't make sense.

[Monet X Change]

Because that means that. Because in the tenure of your relationship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

That you've. You've been together for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you just not argue to argue. Can you argue just not to argue, please? Can you. Can you be the.

[Monet X Change]

That's how I feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be the real you. You don't think that if you got engaged 10 years ago, you were recently engaged. You don't think that. You're lying.

[Monet X Change]

That's how I feel, Monet.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

Anyone who's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyone who's ever been engaged ever. That's That's a shout out to you. Anyone who's ever been engaged, you just got a shout out from on the exchange.

[Monet X Change]

No, but once you cross. What? No, because once you're married and you're not recently engaged. So if I'm recently married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if I got it. So let me be clear, based on your logic, if I got engaged on Monday, married on Tuesday, by Wednesday, I am no longer recently engaged.

[Monet X Change]

Because you're not saying. Because you wouldn't say that. You said you would say I'm recently married at that point.

[Jacob]

But if you got engaged four years ago after dating one, you're together one year, you get engaged four years happens, you're still not married, you are recently engaged.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't think that's the thing. No one is waiting for you to get married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a thing.

[Monet X Change]

So you guys are bringing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a thing.

[Monet X Change]

If, you know, if you have waited four years to get married, please comment below.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are lots of people who wait four years. Lots of people who wait for you. How long has Lady Gaga been engaged?

[Monet X Change]

18 months or more. Lady Gaga? She's only engaged for like two years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's two years.

[Monet X Change]

I still think that's. But. But they've been together, which. I just saw a picture of her, of her fiance. He's cute. Have you seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never. Not once.

[Monet X Change]

He's cute. Gaga's fiance, Michael something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, okay, Gaga. Is he. Is he in pharmaceuticals?

[Jacob]

No, he's in music. He wrote Mayhem.

[Monet X Change]

He wrote Mayhem?

[Jacob]

He didn't. He helped write songs on Mayhem. Sorry. He wrote specific songs on Mayhem? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

He's a producer or writer.

[Jacob]

A writer, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Jacob]

Michael Polanski? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who else has he written for? Okay, wait.

[Monet X Change]

Good morning. Get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get happy.

[Monet X Change]

Like, who's gonna.

[Jacob]

Oh, he's just done. For Gaga, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I mean, man, he wrote on there. I do like. Oh, I loved. I love. I love all those songs that he wrote. Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. While he was talking.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know. I didn't know that he was. But your first project being your fiance's is a little interesting. You find that to be interesting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's news to me.

[Monet X Change]

But do you find it interesting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's news to me.

[Monet X Change]

Your first project being your fiance's album

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is there could be 100 people in a room. As long as one of them is your fiance and she is Lady Gaga, you can write on album. That's more than likely for an Oscar.

[Monet X Change]

You judge me, Tao, and I find out Tao is directing your next autobiography. I'm like, that's strange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Tao is a documentarian, so it's not that strange, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Well, he's a writer, so it's not that strange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And there you have it. Did you not know Tao was a doctor? Do you ever bother to learn anything about Tao? Anyway, we're not answering the question.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not engaging in this. Do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you know about. What do you know about Tao?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not engaging in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is Tao from?

[Monet X Change]

It's from Haiti. He's from Connecticut, but his people are from where your people are from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tom's from Connecticut, but his people are from Haiti.

[Monet X Change]

And we were Sydney. And we have a West Indian connection. You would never understand niggers like, you would never get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was crazy. And that's why they came under your pop craze. Pop crave.

[Monet X Change]

And say what they said about you.

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[Monet X Change]

I started Ornod in 2013 and we make bike apparel. The best part of Shopify for me is our ability to run the business as essentially non technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily. If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle. It's the thing that you do the thing on. We run the business on Shopify. Start your free trial on shopify.com. this is the other thing. We get in trouble for what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other thing. I didn't. What? I didn't do it. I have not done anything and I keep catching strikes. Cause of you. No, cause of you. Cause I didn't do anything.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know the picture. The Rick dad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The people are girl. People are mad. Wait, when did this get posted?

[Monet X Change]

This is not what we just posted the other day. Koday has a whole Reddit thread about it with like 800 common Z. But like, of course, Baba Monet. But we like. I know Baba Monet orchestrated this film. Like, look at how uncomfortable Xunami and Simone.

[Jacob]

Look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a funny picture. That's a funny picture.

[Monet X Change]

That's the latest thing that we are getting dragged for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's a funny picture. I started the conversation with, wait, what's happening here, girl? I honestly think that's a funny picture.

[Monet X Change]

I do think it's funny. But I'm saying this is the latest thing that we're also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't orchestrate that picture.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember who orchestrated it, to be honest.

[Jacob]

This is also like a year and a half ago.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Christmas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it wasn't your house. It was less than a year ago. It's Christmas.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's Christmas.

[Jacob]

Yeah. I mean, it's almost Christmas again.

[Monet X Change]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that's not a year and a half. I just want to be clear. Not even a year, which is.

[Jacob]

I'm just an old dumb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I did say it's not even a year. I don't want to fight everyone in the room. I don't want to fight everyone. But dude, I think you do.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I think everyone in this room knows that you want to fight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am not fighting anyone in this room.

[Monet X Change]

You literally had a fight with Jacob and with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not fighting Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

50%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not fighting Jacob.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

You did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You disrespected to.

[Monet X Change]

What is Taoism?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This sounds familiar. Taoism, I think, is some sort of an Asian discipline, maybe a religion.

[Jacob]

Do you want me to tell you or do you want to try to figure.

[Monet X Change]

I have no. I do know it's a. It's a. It's a religion. I don't know what it is, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chinese philosophy and religion that emphasizes living in harmony with the Tao. The. The fundamental infallible way or underlying natural or ineffable. Ineffable way. Underlying natural order of the universe.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow. You sound like a Taoist. You like the universe. Like, not the universe. You're like it. Like it is what it is. That's what I get from that. Like the natural order of things. Like, you're like, you know, like, I'm going to die. I'm going to like. It's just a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is what it is, my boy. This dragon had I I w I I tattooed on her.

[Monet X Change]

I Hold on. I I w. I I. It is what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a prodigy major. Well, you were proud of your major.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I remember her always kicking and dancing. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Great dancer.

[Monet X Change]

She was a great dancer. Great performer. And she used to do a lot of work for Ms. Multiple sclerosis because she's like a fundraiser for it every year.

[Jacob]

Oh, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's fierce?

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Because I think she.

[Monet X Change]

I think she got diagnosed with the young. So she was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I just remember her. It is what it is tattoo. I always thought that was so interesting. I mean, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

She was so young.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was like, you have.

[Monet X Change]

I get up out of bed. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a whole. I didn't say it wasn't interesting. I didn't say I haven't done anything interesting. Just, like, point out something interested in me. Like, everything I've ever done is like, how did you conflate those things?

[Monet X Change]

How did you conflate my nuts to your chin, you whore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you conflate those things, you whore. You see, you pick fights and then you're like, why are you attacking me?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, it wasn't a fight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you attacking me?

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't a fight, though, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, but you got on my body.

[Monet X Change]

Look at you. Now you're. Now you're threatening at throwing things at me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you have on your body?

[Monet X Change]

Are you threatening to throw things at me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, a dragonfly.

[Monet X Change]

It's not. I don't have a drag. Oh, I do. I forgot I had a dragonfly. So let's say I want to get another half sleeve.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know your body. Okay, close your eyes. Keep them closed.

[Monet X Change]

Don't look. Okay, so my eyes are closed and Bob is. He has my hand. My hand with my tattoos on it. He's looking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Currency symbol. Am I touching right now?

[Monet X Change]

That's the pound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a dollar. Okay, so just for your future reference, what do we have here?

[Monet X Change]

That's the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this? A dollar? What is this pound? What is this?

[Monet X Change]

A pesos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now you remember them. It is pessim. That's a good way to remember. Pinky peso.

[Monet X Change]

Pound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pound that Pound that pound. My. My ring finger. Your.

[Monet X Change]

Your part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your fiance pounds you, so he puts a ring finger on your pound finger. A pound. Because that's a wedding finger.

[Monet X Change]

The fuck? Dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, dollars. Capitalism. With your capitalist tattoos. And who's she?

[Monet X Change]

Juan Korean won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now that I've taught you those. Now that I've taught you those without looking, can you remember the things I taught you to remember? Each one?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you did them out loud. I want to pound that pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pinky peso.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. I want a pinky peso. I want a pound. My fiance gonna pound me with this. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck capitalism. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is. Number one.

[Monet X Change]

I'm on a wand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how I remember everything. By the way.

[Monet X Change]

When I remember, I'm gonna test you. Close your eyes. Close your little sneaky little eyes. Yeah. Pull this motherfucking sleeve up. Okay. What pattern is on this tattoo? What's on the dress here? What pattern is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's checkered.

[Monet X Change]

No, it is checkered. It is not checkered.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carol Cheney dress isn't checkered.

[Monet X Change]

It's just not checkered.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it stripes? No, no, that's sequins.

[Monet X Change]

Well, yeah, maybe. Or polka dots. Yeah, so check. What's up, Checkers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, then help me remember it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so what I want you to do is when you think about it, think of it like Carol Channing like to do the. She liked polka music a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She loved polka.

[Monet X Change]

So do you know that Carol is wearing polka? She loved polka a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is.

[Monet X Change]

There it is. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We should know more about what's on our bodies.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, they're just tattoos, whatever. Yeah, we all know everyone on their first tattoo, they're like, mm, this is like, girl, we were talking about this. Music equals life. Like, I was like, music tattoo is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so funny to me. It is so indicative of a young person with dreams and like, unburdened by the reality of. Of time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And just like nothing.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I bet you were sitting at your fucking college looking around like, can you believe we're all gonna be famous opera singers? Bitch, I was at college being like, can you believe all of us are gonna be on Broadway? Holy shit.

[Monet X Change]

It's just being a young man in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my college, one of us has been on Broadway and I haven't even made it yet, so it will be too.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? But like, I love that about youth, though. Like, you're just so hopeful and you're so. You're not as jaded about life. Like, you're just like. You really think. Well, not for every kid, obviously, but I think especially like theater and art arts, artsy kids, you really think that you are going to do that? And I think that's really. Yeah, I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout out to my college friends who are still doing the Damn thing.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

Someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

McCusker is a really hard working actor. She does amazing. A lot of voice. You've more than likely heard her voice without knowing you've heard her voice. Shout out to Jon Stewart, who was on the Daily Show. No, I'm not that old. Jon Stewart, who was on the. The Zoe's playlist Zoe's incredible playlist. Yeah. And shout out to Michael Stiggers, who was in Lion King and beautiful and something else. Michael Stickers is the one who would be working.

[Monet X Change]

Working Michael Stickers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stickers.

[Monet X Change]

Stickers. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, bigger stickers.

[Monet X Change]

We saw bigger ring.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. We go through phases.

[Monet X Change]

We do go through phases.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We go through phase where we say certain things, then, you know, other things kind of evolve out of those things. And now we're in our holding hands phase.

[Monet X Change]

Holding space and hands. I mean, how do you feel about. You're so warm. Maybe that's why you. That's. I know. Cause then I feel like if you. If you. You bought your body one's warm. I feel like you would want the AC more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be warm. This is what I'm trying to convey to everyone in my life. I want to. This is not a condition I'm trying to fix. This is how my body wants to be, and I want to give it this. So just so you all know, when I go home, I have this gigantic hoodie that I wear in my home. Then I went to me and Tao's home, and I was like, oh, shit, I don't have a hoodie. Because now I need a hoodie over there. When I'm in the studio, I'm wearing the cloak everywhere. The three places I spend most of my time, I am wearing this giant hoodie. I need to take the hoodie from here, by the way, and take it to the apartment so I can live comfortably in these spaces.

[Monet X Change]

You also come to my house and you always complain it's cold there too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need to drop a hoodie off at your house.

[Monet X Change]

So what is the common. What is the common problem here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm fixing it. I'm not telling anyone to change anything. I fix it. I put on a big hoodie. I put on the hood. I let you live your life, Taylor, when you're icing me out of this studio, I put on the hoodie. Jacob be having it. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I will say this. I've never been to you. In Talis plays. Jacob is. Has a problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's biggest offense was what Temperature is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You told me. I can't believe this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The craziest one was 63.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. I think that's out of control.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

63 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob needs to see a doctor about his. About his body, his. His thermal regulation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the moment I get home, I take off what I'm wearing and I put on the big gray hoodie. It's a big Old. It's huge. It's massive.

[Monet X Change]

What about the green cloak I got you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The cloak is for here.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I wear the cloak in the studio. I wear the big gray hoodie at me and Jacob's place. I need to bring the black hoodie to me and Tao's place. And I need to send a fucking hoodie to your place.

[Monet X Change]

You can't store anything at my home.

[Jacob]

Just for clarity. That's my sleeping temperature. Like, when I'm in the house during the day, it's like 70. But when I'm going. When I'm going to bed at night, I like it to be freezing cold so I can get under my blanket tickets and be cozy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to tell you all the lie detector determined that is a lie. Jacob's temperature during the day is 68 degrees.

[Jacob]

Yeah, that's perfect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Jacob's temperature during the day is 68 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

I keep the house during the day. I had the house of 75.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Luckily for me, my room is way warm. I don't know why my room is way warmer than Jacob's. Way warm. It's like, very warm because it has

[Jacob]

a tiny air conditioner.

[Monet X Change]

A little, tiny, little, tiny, little air conditioning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Air conditioning hole. So I take advantage of the fact that my room is. Is warmer. Which. Which when we. When we. When Jacob and I split up our rooms, I didn't even realize that room was warmer. But then I was like, oh, thank God. Because when I. When I. Babe, when I get up in the morning, I'm like, I'm already cold. And then I walk into the rest of the house, I'm like, how are you living like this?

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Jacob]

Comfortably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And don't let me be out of town, baby. Don't let me be out of town.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Jacob's trying to get into the 50s. I genuinely think Jacob is testing the limits of our air conditioning.

[Monet X Change]

Well, this is why. Because you know me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I thought because he's Haitian, I would be over there living in the heat. No, I forget he's from Connecticut.

[Monet X Change]

So the thing about so me, I'm so crazy, because I will. Just to make sure that the house is at a reasonable temperature when I'm coming back home, I get on the app and I lock Andy out and I set a temperature that I will be happy with to return to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't seem like a harmonious home.

[Monet X Change]

No, he's fine. He's fine with it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He doesn't notice.

[Monet X Change]

I would say two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You shouldn't be having your Place should not be cold.

[Jacob]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This seems abusive to the cat. Can I just say that? No, but no, the cat with no hair.

[Monet X Change]

She does have hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. And we're concerned about it. You're a hairless cat with hair. And everyone knows that cold dogs shake. Small dog. I mean, small dog shakes.

[Monet X Change]

Potato shakes regardless. Potatoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause it's cold.

[Monet X Change]

No potato shakes outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you think that? When I grab the sheet, Cody gets

[Monet X Change]

up under the sheets, I say his name is. Oh, Cody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, sorry.

[Monet X Change]

You're about to say, wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Potato.

[Monet X Change]

Potato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think when I grab the blanket, Cody's like, oh, my God, Thank God.

[Monet X Change]

Potato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Potato.

[Monet X Change]

He wants to eat potato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know what I'm trying to say. Why do you think potato so desperately

[Monet X Change]

wants to be Cody?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, don't play with me. He wants to be under the blanket. Because he's freezing.

[Monet X Change]

No. Cause he likes to be like. He likes to nuzzle under you. You don't think anything to do with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the fact that it's cold up in that.

[Monet X Change]

First, we don't keep it that cold. We only keep it cold at night. But during the day we keep it either off or a 75. And I. I only put on 75 when I get cuz, you know, there's nothing worse than getting out the shower. You took it like. Cuz I. I don't care if it's 100 degrees outside. I take a warm shower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's taking cold showers?

[Monet X Change]

Andy takes a cool. He has it cool that like, some

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy would do it look like some Andy would do. And like, like someone who would put a. A tub of ice in the back, on the back porch and sit in it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, ice bath.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like some shit in here.

[Monet X Change]

He went to one of those in the yard. How did I know? I said, no, we're not talking about an ice bath.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cooked.

[Monet X Change]

No girl blanched. And that was a cooking joke. Only people who cook would get that joke. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get it. I don't cook.

[Monet X Change]

When you blanch your veggies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I mean, using context clues, what do you think blanching is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, blanching is obviously a form of cooking where you heat it up really, really fast. It's almost kind of like when you take the torch, but you use alcohol and you like, flame it really, really quickly. And it's only for vegetables.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's literally, girl, I said the opposite. Blanching is when you cook something and you dunk it in an ice bath to keep the. To preserve and keep it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like you didn't let me finish.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you blanched. Like bok choy. You blanche.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you let me finish, I would have said that. Okay. What is broiling?

[Monet X Change]

Broiling is when you heat. When you. When you put some in the oven and you heat it very, very, very hot. Very over a steady AM Time. Like very hot

[Bob the Drag Queen]

oven. B. Cooking method that is uses int.

[Monet X Change]

Radiant heat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then tell me what is, what is flambe?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, flambe is when you. What you said earlier when you. When you, when you take something and you heat it with alcohol and you light it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is filleting?

[Monet X Change]

Is that, Is that right?

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is. What is filleting?

[Monet X Change]

Filleting is when you heat something in a pan and you have. And. And you. Oh, no, the filleting is when you like. Like the way you slice it. The way you slice a tender piece of meat to cook it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think you cut it in.

[Jacob]

And how do you slice it?

[Monet X Change]

You cut it in half? Not half. You cut it like off the bone. Boneless piece.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah, then tell me what is. Yeah, I mean, I'm okay. What is, what is. What is foie gras? Fro. Groie gras? Foie gras?

[Monet X Change]

Foie gras is a type of. It's French obvi. And I think it's. It's either snail. It's no escargot is snail. It's frog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's goose liver.

[Monet X Change]

Goose liver.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goose liver. But not just goose liver. It's like goose liver force fed to be extremely obese. And then once the goose basically dies of obesity, you eat his liver. It's illegal in some places.

[Monet X Change]

Really? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like what? Like, because it's inhumane.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying. But like, why? Like, what makes a. What makes an obese goose's liver, like, better? What has more like butter and fat in it or something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no butter.

[Jacob]

I think they also, like, they force feed the goose something specific. Yeah, it's like barley or oats or something. And apparently that like, it has to eat so much of that that it like infuses liver with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But butter's crazy. Goose don't make butter.

[Monet X Change]

I don't fucking know if like from maybe like. I don't fucking know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember the conversation? Have you ever been part of one of these conversations? I was trying to tell someone and I believe I'm right on this. I might be wrong. Eggs are not dairy.

[Monet X Change]

No, they're not dairy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever been part of a conversation about whether or not eggs are dairy?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has anyone else been part of the conversation before?

[Monet X Change]

No, I was having a whole thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. I feel like I've been in conversation several times being like, egg is not dairy.

[Monet X Change]

I mean. Yeah, that's why. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there was a period of time where I feel like egg was with the milk on the pyramid. At some point, I think.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think they would say. I think people would group eggs with. With breakfast foods, but not because of a dairy or not. I think it was. I think that's what your mind may be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you believe we used to drink whole milk?

[Monet X Change]

I was never a kid that drank whole milk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've told you this by the glass.

[Monet X Change]

To me, okay, if I'm being very honest, that is a very white person thing. Like when I think of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a white person thing.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I'm just saying to me, when I think of someone drinking whole milk, I think of like a white kid in suburban America, like going to football practice and drinking a glass of white milk before he goes to bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drinking whole milk is not a white people thing. But it is. I mean, I'm from the South. It is a very southern thing to just drink milk from the red carton. Like a whole.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't like milk like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A whole glass of it. We grew up drinking 2% by itself with nothing. Here's a glass of milk every day at lunch. Milk.

[Monet X Change]

That's fucking nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every day at lunch.

[Monet X Change]

Even at school when they would have like milk as option. I would never like. Sometimes, sometimes if I was feeling a little spicy, I'll have a little. Little box chocolate milks like very, very seldom. But to sit there and drink a fucking. Even people. My brother used to like you drink milk, but he would like use for his Oreos. Dip his Oreos in it. Yeah, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You dip your Oreos in milk.

[Monet X Change]

I do, I do mine in water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1. I don't believe you, but I've done it and it's actually pretty good.

[Monet X Change]

I do. So why don't you believe me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I feel like you'd be doing shit. You'd be saying something to try to.

[Monet X Change]

But that's not a crazy thing a lot of people do with water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I dip mine in water.

[Monet X Change]

Do you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It's delicious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm telling you, it literally tastes the same. No one.

[Monet X Change]

I can't compare it to a milk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you have never dipped an Oreo. And never, never, not once. I will say this. Dipping Oreos in soy milk, is not it? The soy milk does not get in there more.

[Monet X Change]

The almond milk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Almond milk and oat milk will get in there. Soy milk. It won't get in there. It's basically like. It comes off and it's like, fucking dry as shit again. Like, it's still crunchy. Because you want it soggy, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How are you doing? How do you know you've sufficiently dunked your Oreo?

[Monet X Change]

I just want the essence of water. I don't want. I don't want, like to. I don't want it to be soggy. Who wants a soggy Oreo? I want the essence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how you want. That's what you want when you dunk Oreo.

[Monet X Change]

I want the essence of water. Water. What are you talking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can anyone back me up on this? When do y' all dunk Oreos?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And do you want it soggy?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, how do you want yours not soggy?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want it to be soggy. That's the point of dunking it. That is. Now the consistency of the cookie has changed. It's not for the flavor of the milk. It's to change the consistency of the cookie. Please sound off below. Let me see what you do. I'm about to change your life. I'm about to change your life because sometimes you drink. Sometimes you get Oreos to dunk them in milk, and then you think to yourself, I do not want to drink a glass of milk. That's why I started dunking my Oreos in water. Let me change the game more. You dunk it. Unless you're just dipping your entire hand in the thing. And then because you leave your hand in there, it can fall apart. The thing will go down. You take a fork, put the Oreo on the fork through the cream. You dip that in there. The Oreo is now completely submerged in whatever liquid you choose. I know y' all aren't gonna do water. I've already had this conversation with other on another podcast. I know you're not gonna do the water, but trust me, it's delicious. Now it's completely submerged. You pull it off, the whole thing is soggy. It is the elite way.

[Monet X Change]

You are in the minority of people who want in this room. Oreo in this room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, okay, this is gonna call someone.

[Monet X Change]

Who am I calling?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyone.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call a human.

[Monet X Change]

I go with Andy.

[Jacob]

Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't call Andy. He's weird.

[Jacob]

I be like, Nick Smith.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick's weird, too. No. Anyone? No. They're weird. Call. Call up. What's. What's your friend name? The married couple. The straight people with the red hair call Jenny Jaffe.

[Monet X Change]

I'm call. I'm call Dan. Her husband Dan. I think Dan eats Oreos. I think Jenny, all the Oreos are

[Bob the Drag Queen]

vegan or else are vegan.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know so. But she's veget. Veggie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, hello, dear.

[Monet X Change]

Hi, dad. Dan, you're currently on the podcast with me and Bob and I just have a quick question for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sure thing.

[Monet X Change]

When you dip your. Or do you. Do you dip your Oreos?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely.

[Monet X Change]

Who doesn't? Okay, now do you like them? Do you. Different submerge. Don't submerge. But do you like them soggy or you like them like. How do you like them? Oh, yeah, you gotta get them a little soggy. Nice and soft. Okay. We thought Bob was in the minority.

[Jacob]

Everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone else in the room was like, we want to dip them. That's a good get soggy with. Just. Just dip them a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's so.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not that.

[Jacob]

It's gonna.

[Monet X Change]

You know, the worst is when it falls off and then it breaks in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want that.

[Monet X Change]

I actually like. I don't. I am like pro Oreo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Structural integrity.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. Not talking. So we have a 50. 50 split.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jenny Jaff is weird.

[Monet X Change]

Bob said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, j is obviously the brains of the operation. Obviously.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, love you guys.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Love you.

[Monet X Change]

Bye bye.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we're gonna do one more cuz we gonna get the bottom of this, honey. Jacob, do a poll. W. W. You want them soggy?

[Monet X Change]

N dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. Well, then what do you.

[Jacob]

What do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you do? What are you doing then?

[Monet X Change]

I told you, it's the essence of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you just want a wet cookie?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the point of having a wet cookie? So it tastes like water. I feel pretty confident that the poll will tell us that the answer is by the time this podcast ends. I'm confident that. Okay, soggy's too much.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay. Not dry. I guess this word is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pretty dry.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like dry as hell.

[Jacob]

What am I doing the first one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing. Soggy's a good answer, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Soggy's a great.

[Jacob]

What am I saying instead of pretty dry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crunchy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, crunchy. There we go. That's a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I feel confident that most people will say soggy. I feel. I am so confident right now. So confident.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we'll see. Okay, go back to the words. Do you know what. Do you know what sweet birds are in Terms of food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sweet birds.

[Monet X Change]

Sweet. Sweet breads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, sweet bread. Yeah. Sweet bread is. Sweet breads. Yeah. It's like a pudding. It's like a. It's like a. It's like a pudding that you. That you have a carb based pudding.

[Monet X Change]

Not even close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what is it?

[Monet X Change]

It's veal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's disgusting.

[Monet X Change]

It's disgusting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is it called? Why. Why do we need two names? Why do I need veal and sweet?

[Monet X Change]

Well, it was part of a young cow. It's like. It's like the. It's something of a young co. Give me another one. Yeah. Because the rich, sweet, tangy flavor of the bread, of the old English bread. Flesh or meat. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, give me another one.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what umm, balut is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Umm, Balut.

[Monet X Change]

No, Balut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, balut.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Balut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is obviously French. No, balu.

[Monet X Change]

No, balu. It might be the French word for it, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And balut is definitely the whale. The meat of a whale.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

100% no. What is it?

[Monet X Change]

It is an aged old egg with a chew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the blue egg.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Commercial Voice]

No.

[Monet X Change]

And show us your own picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're like black and they're pungent.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And the embryo is inside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've seen the blued eggs. Yeah. Jakey does not want to look up a picture of blue eggs. I've seen the baby. I've seen them. I've seen the blue eggs. Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, last one. Ambergris hamburgers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amber's.

[Monet X Change]

Ambergris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ambergris is obviously this is. Everyone knows what ambergris is. Literally.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone, including you, including me. Everyone at salvage time. No, ambergris is an herb that you use. That's what we usually call ours.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

We talked about whales. It's whale vomit. And if you find ambergris on a beach, bitch, you get it. And you. Cause it's hard. It gets hardened from the sea. And you can sell it for millions of dollars if you happen to sell one on ambergris. Cause it's in so many things.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Things.

[Monet X Change]

Amigris is one of. It is one of. It's a natural thing that obviously occurs and it can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can.

[Monet X Change]

If you find that shit on the beach, you fucking get that shit and you can sell it for millions of dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know how much saffron costs?

[Monet X Change]

It's ridiculous. I know. From the movie. No Reservations. Do you know no Reservations?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Jacob]

You drink Catherine Zeta Jones?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Oh my God, I'm gonna cry. I don't know about this movie. Is it a sad movie? It's Kind of sad. Okay, let's talk through this. What is so sad about the reservations? Because this looks happy.

[Monet X Change]

Kathryn, Tina Jones is a thriving chef in New York doing such a good

[Bob the Drag Queen]

job, and we wanna get a spoiler alert.

[Monet X Change]

We need to get a spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Her heart's a little cold. Her heart's a little cold. You know, and then, you know, her sister and her little niece come and spend time with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

And her niece, really? She's like her needs. Softens her heart a little bit. Yeah. And then one day, Denise and her sister off driving somewhere, and they get into an accident and the mother dies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Catherine Taylor Jones dies?

[Monet X Change]

No, the captain's sister.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Who's playing her?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. She's some woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When does she kill her husband and go to prison? What?

[Monet X Change]

She dies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I thought Chicago was the sequel.

[Monet X Change]

And then Captain Dana Jones has to raise the young girl, Abigail Bresnan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And is she being, like, a bitch about it?

[Monet X Change]

No, but she raises her. But the little girl is so Sad because she's 12 and she's lost her mother, and now Katherine is trying to raise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a little girl.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Abigail Breslin, right? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old is she now? Ooh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she's a big woman now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

29. Wow. Abigail Breslin.

[Monet X Change]

29.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

29.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Damn.

[Monet X Change]

We old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We you back to French apple grease?

[Monet X Change]

She's 20. She's only 70. 60 years younger than me. Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same. But I thought that in my mind,

[Monet X Change]

Abigail Breslin is like a child. Like, I thought Maybe she. Maybe 21. We were gonna think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait till you find out that Dakota Fanning is.

[Monet X Change]

My God. Wait, let's guess. Dakota's. I'm gonna say 30. Because you're older than Abigail. Dakota is 32.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

35.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna say 32. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mark, Dakota Fanning is 31 years old.

[Monet X Change]

Gag that. That's the girl from a Metal Fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't talk about Haley Joel Osman.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, girl, he's old. I think he's older than us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not older than me.

[Monet X Change]

He's older than me for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking at how old is Haley Joelman? I remember looking at him being like, you're a child.

[Monet X Change]

He's older than me for sure. 37.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did I think he was so young? He's two years younger than me.

[Monet X Change]

That's cuz when he did Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense came out in, what, 96 or 97?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was. I just remember thinking myself, what a kid.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's years older.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like kids these days. All right, now that we have. We have 271 votes. 44 say crunchy and 56 per se. Soggy. 56%. All right, now, before we log out, do you want to apology? This is your third one.

[Monet X Change]

What am I apologizing for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For doubting me. I'm apologizing because I doubted you. Yes. This is so true. You tried to.

[Monet X Change]

This is a back of shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You tried to make me believe I was crazy about being like everyone here. Everyone. This is back when I told you that black people, not all black folks, are drinking, eating their steaks rare. How do you eat your steaks?

[Jacob]

How?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. No, I mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you was like, you like all.

[Monet X Change]

Well, okay, but okay. What you are ignoring. This is very MAGA behavior, by the way. We're ignoring that in community.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't try to act like you're not.

[Monet X Change]

If the five of us were a community, the.

[Jacob]

The.

[Monet X Change]

The. What the reality is is that the majority of us do not like it's soggy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, Pam Bondi.

[Monet X Change]

20% of the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen. Cash Patel.

[Monet X Change]

20% of the room likes it's soggy. 80% love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, J.D. vance.

[Monet X Change]

So that's just what the facts are, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the facts are, as we log off from our patrons, the people who pay your bills, the people who bought this sign so you can buy these Balenciaga, your expensive Balenciagas. They like them soggy. And you are valid. Thank you, everyone. And thank you for coming on my.

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