Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E2 "Bar Queen Couture"

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery – Drag Race All Stars S11 E2 "Bar Queen Couture"

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: May 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Watchery finds Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change giving their signature hilarious, unfiltered, and insightful take on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 2, titled "Bar Queen Couture." The duo dives into the intricacies of the star-giving system, the politics and strategies of alliances, and a detailed review of the ball-inspired design challenge, all while keeping up their playful banter and sharp critiques. The episode is full of hot takes on the contestants' performances, memorable moments, mini challenge inefficiency, and runway reviews, punctuated by off-topic tangents, live chat comments, and the pair’s iconic chemistry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Star-Giving Twist & Social Dynamics

[01:53–11:35]

• Bob & Monét dissect the star system—how queens gift stars to each other and the strategy (or lack thereof) that some bring to it.

• They critique Morphine’s disappointment over not receiving stars and the belief that choreography or effort should automatically translate into reward.

• Alliance Politics: Monet calls out that queens complaining about not being in alliances didn’t do the work:

  "Her and Dawn did not do enough work to cement the thing. They should have had like a — we're an alliance, we'll take care of each other... It was never set in stone. So I think that's why it was so wishy-washy." (Monét, 06:33)

• Notable Moment: Mystique gives a star to Lucky "so she can learn how wonderful she is," prompting Bob to quip:

  "What in the Iyanla Vanzett, Alverdene Walker Boot Scoop Boogie after school program is happening here?" (Bob, 12:12)

Mini Challenge Musings: The Underwear Game

[12:19–14:04]

• Bob tests the mini challenge at home, sparking jokes about kink and production logic.
• Monét questions if games are ever tested for feasibility and wonders about the logic behind challenge choices.
• Joking exchange about wearing the same clothes due to filming schedule.

Bar-Themed Design Challenge – Assignments & Contestant Choices

[14:04–19:20]

• Queens picked design categories based on classic gay bar archetypes (leather, white party, country western, piano bar, tropical, kitsch).
• Entitlement & Conflict: Morphine displays entitlement over assignment picks, with both Bob and Monét criticizing her sense of deserving favorable treatment.

  "Why do they owe you? Like, why does everyone owe you this stuff?" (Bob, 15:29)

• Morphine’s frustration about getting “predictable” tropical was called out—she had a choice and still played herself.

Sewing Room Strategies & Self-Perception

[19:20–28:18]

• Monét and Bob debate A’keria downplaying her skills, suspecting a storyline or strategy angle, with Monét remarking:

  "That's like Christian Siriano being like, yeah, I don’t know if I’m a good designer." (Monét, 25:36)

• They reflect on Morphine’s design reputation, referencing past predictions and actual design track records.

• Bob and Monét explore if helping others should be transactional, with Bob poking fun at Monét’s self-professed helpfulness:

  "So, you weren’t talking about yourself, but some people like to just help for the love of helping people. You weren’t talking about you." (Bob, 28:00)

Runway Reviews – Critique & Standout Moments

[32:00–44:33]

• Kate Hudson’s guest appearance invokes a tangent about her ageless beauty and family background.

  "I thought this was Sabrina Carpenter, and I’m not even playing." (Bob, 32:00)

Queen-by-Queen Critiques:

• Dawn:
  • Bob wasn’t convinced by the structural headpiece, while Monét loved the couture feel and makeup application.

    "Her makeup is always so stunning, and it’s always so meticulous." (Monét, 33:22)

• A’Keria:
  • Both hosts agree her work was stellar:

    "She cleared. This is great." (Bob, 35:12)

• Mystique:
  • Bob: “Our skill set is just lower when it comes to sewing.” (37:07)
  • Monét: “A little too pedestrian in context with what everyone else is doing.” (36:30)
• Morgan McMichaels:
  • Both found the leather look underwhelming, emphasizing the challenge’s difficulty and the misstep in not going "kinky."
• Morphine:
  • Surprisingly positive reviews contrasted with earlier skepticism; Monét would have lost the palm trees on her head but praised construction.
• Lucky Stars:
  • Both found the look incoherent and confusing; Bob: “I don’t understand the perspective.”
  • Notable moment: "Are you an alien piñata?" (Monét, 43:11)

Judges’ Deliberations & Lip Sync

[44:08–48:58]

• Dawn & A’keria are in the top two, with Bob having zero faith in Dawn’s lip sync chances:

  "No way. Dawn’s winning this lip sync. I don’t care what the song is." (Bob, 46:10)

• The lip sync leads to a sidebar about twerking in pads and Kenya Pleaser being the only queen who can do it believably.
• Both hosts disliked the runway lip sync outfits, especially A’keria’s "praise dancer" gloves.

Predictions, Points & Next Week’s Stakes

[49:01–53:08]

• Current points: "Akira has four, Don has four, Lucky has one, Morgan has three, Morphine has one, Mystique has one."

• They speculate on next episode’s tactics—will Morgan sacrifice her game to favor another queen?

• Notable quote from chat:

  "The only way for Mystique to move forward is to be a completely different queen." (read aloud by Monet, 51:12)

• Win predictions:

  • Monet: "My money is on Dawn... Dawn and Morgan." (52:58)
  • Bob: "For me, it’s Dawn plus...either Morgan or A’Keria." (53:08)
  • Bob considers Morgan the most entertaining and sociable option for top 2.

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Memorable Quotes

• “Drag Race works hard, but the siblings work harder.” (Monét, 01:29)
• “You’re right. But then Don and Mystique gotta be in the top for something. And I don’t think Don and Mystique have the same skillset.” (Bob, 02:36)
• “I don’t understand the connection she’s making...I would not have taken it as a compliment.” (Bob, 05:47)
• “How many times do I have to say, the judges don’t give a f* who choreographed the thing.”** (Monét, 04:25)
• “She did something, girl. She did something.” (Monét, 31:02) – on Mystique’s impact on Lucky Stars
• “If I saw her at the club, I’d be like, she look crazy.” (Bob, 43:46) – on Lucky Stars’ runway

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Notable Moments & Laughter Highlights

• The bit where Bob and Monét re-enact their debate about Morphine’s design skills, with Jacob joining for a dramatic retelling. [20:26–23:07]
• Bob’s skepticism about mini challenge “game testing”:

  "No one can put on their underwear like that." (Monét, 12:19)

• The hosts' obsession with "Kitsch" as a runway category and whether Lucky understands the concept. [19:57]
• Live chat interaction: The comment read about Mystique needing to be “a completely different queen” sends Monét cackling. [51:12]
• Side tangent about drag artists who shave over their makeup (Digna Shay throwback). [31:11]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:53–11:35: Star giveaways and game strategy breakdown
• 12:19–14:04: Mini challenge — "no hands" underwear game deconstructed
• 14:04–19:20: Bar category assignments, entitlements, and supply drama
• 19:20–28:18: Sewing/strategy deep dive — competencies, self-doubt, and accusations of producing own storyline
• 32:00–44:33: Runway critiques (with digression about Kate Hudson)
• 44:08–48:58: Judges’ decisions, lip sync, and twerking padded butts
• 49:01–53:08: Predictions, points tallies, next week’s teasers

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Final Thoughts

The episode delivers everything Sibling Rivalry fans love: insight into both the competition and drag artistry, biting humor, and a commitment to calling it as they see it. Bob and Monét are unafraid to question the fairness and sense of it all while celebrating the wild reality TV circus of All Stars. Speculation on Morgan’s moves and the fate of lower-placing queens electrifies the end of the discussion, setting up high drama and strategy for week three.

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Listen on for the duo’s extended take on "Untucked" at Patreon.

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Sibling watch. We review RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 11 episode. Duh. They dropped a deuce on us. Monet. How do you feel when they dropped a deuce?

[Monet Exchange]

Uh, honey, I'm in Berlin and don't talk about nobody dropping deuces on nobody.

[Jacob]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They really do in Berlin. They really do. Like, you know, people in Berlin on Grindr have to be, like, not into scat.

[Jacob]

Oh, girl.

[Monet Exchange]

I was at the Kit Kat Club last night, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The shit chat club.

[Monet Exchange]

Can't say all that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Kit Kat Club, yeah. So this is episode two. So Drag Race did us a solid. Oh, my God, these feces jokes are getting crazy. Drag Race did us a solid, and they put out two episodes. So we see. So they both come out in one week. Because we work hard. Drag Race works hard, but the siblings work harder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake it up.

[Monet Exchange]

So we're getting. We're getting into episode two. So where we're at, we're at the top. This is my. This is my favorite part of this All Stars is the star giveaways. The star giveaways are my favorite part of the episode. And we're gonna get into what lucky stars Morphine, Mystique, and who and a' Keria are gonna do with their stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So up top. Dawn is acknowledging her first win, and she's also acknowledging that she has never Won a lip sync on Drag Race. She is the new Trixie Mattel. I do. I. I do not see. I'm. Okay, let me not say this. I don't see Don winning a lip sync on this. On this season.

[Monet Exchange]

Like, who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who in this bracket can Don beat quickly?

[Monet Exchange]

Mystique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? I'm gonna shut my fat ass up.

[Monet Exchange]

You're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. But. But then Don and Mystique gotta be in the top for something. And I don't think Don and Mystique have the same skillset.

[Monet Exchange]

No. I think that they might do an ugly outfit, ugly shoe, weird wig challenge that Dawn's gonna make a really cool one for. And Mystique is gonna be a shoe in the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dawn gets her first win. Morgan feels redeemed because she went home first on her last All Stars, which, honestly, good for her.

[Monet Exchange]

I forgot that Morgan had a bad run. Is that crazy? In my mind, Morgan made it to at least middle of both her seasons, but no, she went home first All Stars. And how did she do on season two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did she. She. I don't remember. It was so long ago. God, I think she did poor. She won. She won the first design challenge.

[Jacob]

I think she was fifth or sixth, but let me. Let me look. Okay.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what we do know is that Morphine is P, L U C K E D, pluck. She's gonna be a hairless.

[Jacob]

Oh, no. Morgan was eighth work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's eight. Did you say a hairless duck or a hairless goose or a hairless bird? Which. I'm like, girl, everybody's hairless.

[Monet Exchange]

Not every bird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure there's a bird with hair somewhere. Yeah, but she's mad because, first of all, she's mad because she lost, and she thinks she should have won, which I think is crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Her verse was good, girl, and they gave her great critiques on her Runway. Why don't you think she should do a good job?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she was. Because she was a mile behind Don, and she was about a quarter mile behind Morgan, so why would she win?

[Monet Exchange]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think. You think that. You think that Morphine should have been in the top two? No, no, no.

[Monet Exchange]

Not top food. Not top two. But it wasn't like she was like Mystique. It was like, I can't understand. That's crazy. Like, if it was, like, that bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I feel like it's like dawn, on her initial season, the designs were good. Somebody bested you and me Morphine, thinking that she did better than either Morgan or Dawn to Me is crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Bunny Rancher says she choreographed y'. All. How many times have to say, the judges don't give a fuck who choreographed the thing. That's why when girls are like, I'm like, I, I, I. I would not take on responsibility of choreographing the thing because I don't want that to be, like, a thing that they feel like they can open my head while you choreographed. Blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, the judges don't care who choreographed. They don't give a fuck at that point. Just give.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then give Jamal Sims the fucking episode win.

[Monet Exchange]

Right, bitch? We don't give a thug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You volunteered that. And you. Do you not watch Drag race? What has RuPaul ever been like? And, my God, the choreography was so fantastic. We don't care that your look was. Was. Was worse than the two brothers at the top. We don't care that your performance wasn't as good as theirs because you choreographed this number. You deserve the win.

[Monet Exchange]

They don't care. They never do. So, like, who cares? Um, how. How. How's Mystique dragging the way everyone else is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. When Mystique looked at Lucky Stars and said, you remind me of season two, Mystique, I would have said, don't do me like that. I would have said. I would have said, baby, don't do me like that.

[Monet Exchange]

Also, there are no parallels between what Lucky Stars is doing and Mystique. What was so different about Mystique's drag? That wasn't like everyone else, y'.

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[Monet Exchange]

It was season two. No one had lace fronts. They all got their shit from Torrid and Charlotte Ruse and Wet Seal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what?

[Monet Exchange]

Like, Lucky Stars is doing something very different from everyone. Like, how was that Mystique? I don't understand the connection she's making.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand it. And I would not have taken it as a compliment.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, Morgan clocks as a strategy. She was like. She's like, I know Mystique. I know the reason she's talking to look like this is that. Is that she can get close to her. And I think Morgan might be right. Cause the parallel of their drag being different than everyone else is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Morgan says she is masterminding how she's gonna get some points.

[Monet Exchange]

That's smart, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And plot twist. It worked because the girls get up and get their stars out. And then Lucky gives her start a Mystique because she says she's very nice to her. And she said. And she said, I don't do alliances. When she said that maybe Morphine went. Morphine said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, morphine didn't do enough work. She should have. Her and dawn did not do enough work to cement the thing. They should have had like a. We're an alliance. We'll take care of each other. It was just like, we should, girl, we should do it. We should think about it. It was never set in stone. So I think that's why it was so, like, so. So wishy washy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then a' keria gives Morphine her star because she is grateful that she did the choreography. And she said there would be no tops without her. Like, I'm like, girl, they would have done fine. The girl. I wanna talk about something. Y' all acting like this bitch got up here and did Martha Graham, Bob Fosse, Alvin, Aileen. I know what she did was literally fine. And y' all would have been fine. Someone else could have done it.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So can we please stop acting like this bitch is fucking reinventing the pas de bourree?

[Monet Exchange]

I will say it was smart of Morphine to be like, I'm gonna go last because I need to think. Cause, bitch, I want to go last too. Cause, bitch, if I went first and she would have gave her star. I think it's lucky stars and Ms. Signature, I would have been fucking mad. So going last in the is smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't mind going last. I mean, I wouldn't mind going last. But I'll tell you one thing. I'm not gonna let you go last every time. Cause y' all listen, I will shut down production. I'm like, no, Monet went last last time. I'm going last this time. I will shut down.

[Monet Exchange]

And I'm like, no, I'm not going last this time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I be like, y' all better call lunch because we gonna be here all day.

[Monet Exchange]

I guess we go and then. So I'm gonna meet you at your bluff. I'm like, yeah, let's call lunch. Okay, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I tell you he's not a bluff, I would tell folks, I'm already at work. This. This is all I have to do. My schedule is clear. I've cleared the whole my month for this. I have nothing to do.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, I guess we'll find out what happens when a.

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[Monet Exchange]

When. When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

[Jacob]

So is that what you did on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

In what?

[Jacob]

Is that what popped in on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, clear it up, Jacob. Yeah, clear it up, Jacob.

[Jacob]

Clear it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did What I did on Traders. Not. Not match that.

[Monet Exchange]

Clear it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quickly,

[Jacob]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell him, Jacob. Exactly. Exactly.

[Monet Exchange]

My God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were right there. That doesn't make sense. What? Jacob didn't say anything. That does not negate. Did on Traders. What did I acquiesce for anyone else on Traders? I don't know what j. I give up my position.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know what Jacob was referencing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quickly, Monet, Jacob, Chat. Anyone. What did I acquiesce?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know what Jacob was referencing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say literally. Anyway, the question is, is that what you did on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

I. I was never in that situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then I guess that doesn't make sense then. Y' all act like Jacob cleared me up. That didn't clear up anything. I didn't acquiesce anything. First of all, I wasn't there long enough to acquiesce. Anything.

[Monet Exchange]

For Danielle. Do I. But would you have done it for Danielle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, me and Danielle. Me and Danielle were on the same page about. Oh, hey, Jay. I didn't realize you were here. Me and Danielle were on the same page about everything. Like, me and Caroline were the only ones on the same page about stuff. And I usually had to. I mean, I usually. Honestly, I usually got my way in the toilet. I'm not gonna lie. I just talked to you online the other day. It says that people with ADHD like to argue. And what happens is the people with who don't have adhd, because the people with ADHD are like, I can just convince you that what I'm saying is right, and you'll see it my way. Or you will convince me. And then the folks without ADHD just give up. Or they get tired, they get frustrated, and they move on.

[Monet Exchange]

And let's say one of us has ADHD here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you sure do. Anyway, one of us was diagnosed as a child.

[Monet Exchange]

I was not. I've literally never been to a doctor. It was me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was me. A' Keria gives her point to. No, sorry. Mystique gives her point to Lucky because she wants her to learn how wonderful she is. Yo, what in the Iyanla Vanzett, Albert Dean Walker Boot Scoop Boogie after school program is happening here.

[Monet Exchange]

It's smart, though. Cause it worked. So Mystique is playing a good game. Well, she's in the point giveaway and garnering favor with the other. With Lucky. She's done a good job. It's smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morphine gives her a point. Now you got me saying morphine. Morphine gives her a point to Be Keria because she's been obsessed with her and she's another body queen. These reasons are so ass. Just say. Cause I want to. Just say. Cause I want to at this point, you know? Yeah.

[Monet Exchange]

So it's basically a fair trade. The Lucky, all them swap. Lucky to Mystique, Mystique to Lucky, Akira to Morphine, Morphine to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Curia, Morphine says she was going to give her point to Lucky. She's like, I was going to do it.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I believe her too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also Morphine is mad. And then dawn is putting the battery in Morphe's back. Like, yeah, be mad. But then the Gagarudi is that now Morphine's about to be mad at dawn because of the mini challenge. Right, but could you put your panties on without your hands?

[Monet Exchange]

Okay, wait, before we get there, I want to say the next morning when they're all at the table, I'm like, morphine should not be a politician because she should not have confronted Lucky in front of everyone. If there was a chance for her to rectify this thing, she should have, like, came at her on the side, not at the table with everyone, to make it like a moment and a spectacle. Because you can tell, like, Lucky is not fucking with that. And, like, I get to want to make good TV and like, confront her. But you can make the same good TV if you would have talked on the side, made the good tv. And also. And also get her to be on your side so you can get her points in the future.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that they thought that Lucky was like, clearing her with that little tip bit. I was like, I don't even get this bit. The tip?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I don't get it either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Instead of a star, I bought you a tip. I was like, what is happening?

[Monet Exchange]

You have a mini challenge. I'm like, do they test these games before they do them? Because on shows like Survivor and Traders, whatever, they test the games out to see if there's an actual way to win. And then like the runtime and stuff, like, no one can put on their underwear like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried it.

[Monet Exchange]

And did it work?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think I got them. I can't remember, to be honest.

[Monet Exchange]

You tried it? You don't remember what happened? What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to try it again. I think I filmed it.

[Monet Exchange]

You tried it but you don't remember what happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I tried, but I don't know what happened.

[Monet Exchange]

How long ago was this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a week ago.

[Monet Exchange]

Why did you randomly try that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of your business.

[Monet Exchange]

Is this some new kinky shit you Tao and Jacob is into?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Exchange]

Weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And one of it. And you're still wearing the same clothes from last week.

[Monet Exchange]

Last week?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We filmed these episodes a week apart. Monat's still wearing the same clothes from last week. Mine isn't. I have two of these shirts.

[Jacob]

Just to clarify, these are both coming out in the same week. We have this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We filmed them a week apart.

[Monet Exchange]

So we. So we filmed them before Drag Race put them out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Monet, you know that you and Randy and Fenton are best friends? They gave you. They gave you. They gave you access anyway, and they said.

[Monet Exchange]

And also, I feel like this. What's her name? Morgan said that it will be easy. She thinks it'll be so easy for a' keria and Morphine to do it. I'm like, I think having body makes it harder to do this challenge because you can't get it over your hips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. I don't know. Like, bitch, your ass isn't going to start twerking itself and lift the garment over it. No one wins, and everyone gets 500 bucks.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. So. So. So. So they did all win, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Morgan gets to choose first because she won. Right. So Morgan chooses leather bar. Kira chooses white part.

[Monet Exchange]

Okay, well, the challenge this week is a design challenge, and the girls have to make a look at the gay bars. Well, and a white party. I'm like, they did all bars and randomly. A white party. I'm like, y' all should set a bar and just say they're iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do it.

[Monet Exchange]

They do an iconic white party every year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you think of a one more kind of bar? King Kong. Okay.

[Monet Exchange]

We had a leather bar, country western piano bar, tropical kitsch bar, circuit party. Oh, no. It's a party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn, that was crazy. Immediate. Immediately saying another party with the word party in it is actually crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

A sports bar. High tops, boxers. Those are sports bars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it is a sports bar. Country club.

[Monet Exchange]

Country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a club.

[Monet Exchange]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morgan chooses leather bar. She passed it over to a'. Keria, and immediately Morphine is irritated because she's like, Morphine's like, morphine. Okay. It's getting crazy. Morphine's like, why don't you guys just give it to me? Why don't you guys let me go next girl. This is morphine. Why do they owe you? Like, why does everyone owe you this stuff? So Morgan passed it straight down the line. A' Keria chooses white party. And then Mystique wants to redeem herself. She chooses country western.

[Monet Exchange]

Bar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then as dawn is choosing morphine leans over and goes, I want piano bar.

[Monet Exchange]

And then I'm like, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Don goes, thank you so much for that input. I would like piano bar. Morphine is like, fuck Dawn. Fuck lucky. Fuck everybody. And like morphine, what is going on with you?

[Monet Exchange]

Okay, 80 control said morphine's face when Don backstabbed her was everything. Don did not backstab her. Don did not promise her this. She. She wanted it. But I am looking out for myself. So she was not backstabbed by John, by Dawn. She just chose what she wanted to choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, backstab is crazy. Don. She said, I'm like Dawn said. Don said like, did I Loki turn? Did I set her up? No, you did not. You just chose the one you wanted. Yeah, like, why are we. Why does morphine feel entitled to everyone's everything? I deserve your star. I deserve your this. I. I deserve to have the one I want.

[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So morphine. Morphine chooses tropical. And then lucky star chooses. Is left with kitsch.

[Monet Exchange]

Kitsch. Which. Okay, which one would you have wanted?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh, I probably would've won a white party because I. I think I look really good in white. White is also a really stunning look comparison to others on. On the Runway. Um, and I also. And then if I couldn't get that, I probably would've chosen kitsch.

[Monet Exchange]

You really wanted kitsch? I would've want kitsch. I'm not a kitschy girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would.

[Monet Exchange]

I went to his white party. Second would've been leather. And if I got my. If I had to do a third choice, I would've went tropical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, Jonathan army says not morphine controlling the narrative. No, that's the problem. She does not control the narrative. And she wants to really badly. Morphine has lost all control of everything. Morphine has no control of anything in this whole situation. And I think that's why She's a hairless bird, as she said.

[Monet Exchange]

I think just for the plot, it would have been so kind if Dawn. They've been going all straight down the line. And dawn goes to Lucky, and then Morphine chooses last. That would have been everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, that would have been. So they started working on their stuff. Morgan actually won a design challenge 16 years ago, but she acknowledges that the game done changed, you know.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Oh, and Morphine is frustrated with her tropical because she says it's predictable. Because I'm from Miami, I'm like, well, bitch, you could have chose kitsch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. Like, you weren't left with tropical. Morphine is pretty. Morphine's pissing me off. Low key. Morphine's pissing me off.

[Monet Exchange]

I was like, you don't have to choose Tropical. You could have chose kids. You had two options. But you, you chose tropical also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No shade. Morphine, baby. When I think of Morphine, I don't think of a tropical.

[Monet Exchange]

Look, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what I'm thinking about. Like, yes, we. Yes, I guess I know you're from Miami because you keep saying it, but, like, I'm not like, goddamn morphine. Miami, honey. Like, if I'm thinking Miami, I'm thinking, what's her name? What's the name? When you shake com. Shake a bite of baby, do that con. No, you get control stuff.

[Monet Exchange]

Any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the name? Gloria Estefan. I'm thinking Gloria Estefan. Gloria. Gloria Estefan.

[Monet Exchange]

Gloria Estefan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Okay, Morphine. So then Lucky Stars feels better about her, her challenge this time around, because she's going to do her. She's going to. She going to do. She going to do her. She's not going to let them talk her into doing some, some shit she don't want to do, which, which I, I, I applaud.

[Monet Exchange]

Sand. They're talking about their biggest threat, and a' Keria is really downplaying her talents and herself. And I don't know if this is a strategy or she really feels this way. I'm like, bitch, we, I follow you online. A lot of us follow us. We have seen what you can create. Akira makes these crazy immaculate looks. So I'm not buying this. I don't think I'm gonna do well. I don't know. Cause when I'm at home, I don't do it. I, I'm like, bitch, stop. I mean, again, if it's strategy, I get it, but I'm like, who is buying this girl? We have seen what you can do. She's a seamstress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she's just out of her element. You know what I mean?

[Monet Exchange]

She hasn't had great placements and design challenges on previous seasons, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say Gary for short says Lucky not knowing what kitsch means while being a kitsch fever dream. Which, honestly, she is a kitsch fever dream. That was actually really camp. But, yeah, like Jay said, I don't think. Yeah, I think that because Dawn. Dawn More. No, A' Keria has not won a design challenge. I don't think she's kinda like, I don't know, am I gonna eat the girlies up? But, I mean, I don't wanna put the horse before the cart. I mean, the cart before the horse. But, like, she did. She cleared. She cleared.

[Monet Exchange]

Bob, do you remember when you said, I wanna go back to the Meet the Queens episode, when you said Morphine was this great designer? Jacob, can you pull up the transcript, please? Jacob and I have something that we wanna present to you.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm gonna send it to you on Facebook. Give me a second. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it the me or who? What are you pulling?

[Monet Exchange]

Up to you. Jacob and I are going to do a dramatic retelling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm excited for this performance piece.

[Jacob]

Give me a second. Sorry.

[Monet Exchange]

And you swore up and down that Morphine was this great designer. You had in your mind that Morphine was this designer, that because she's got

[Bob the Drag Queen]

good looks on Drag Race. I feel

[Monet Exchange]

anyone can wear good looks on Drag Race. Did she make good looks on Drag Race, is the question?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe I don't remember which one she made on Drag Race, but I remember Morphine did some really good looks on Drag Race.

[Jacob]

I love it.

[Monet Exchange]

And I feel like some of them she made. I love how you're saying it just like me. And so you literally say more people when you want to. When you don't want it to want to.

[Jacob]

Jacob, when you send it, I'm going to text it to you, I think, because I don't think we're Facebook friends.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe we are. Jacob said he will never befriend you on Facebook.

[Jacob]

There we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This bit better be worth it for all this goddamn time we holding up, this bit better be motherfucking top notch. This bitch. This better. This better floor. This shit better. Clear.

[Monet Exchange]

So now, in this production, I will be playing the role of Monet Exchange, and Jacob will be playing the role of Bob the drag queen.

[Jacob]

Okay, Diamond Love Bug says now Morphine's design skills ain't all that. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What what are you talking about?

[Jacob]

I think Morphine's design skills are good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What does.

[Monet Exchange]

What did she design as you destroy on RuPaul's Drag Race?

[Jacob]

Well, I'm not following her off this season, but on drag, I thought what she did was good.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't think Morphine did well in any design challenges.

[Jacob]

I thought she did well, and I think she's going to do better than Morgan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, what I want to be clear. I said she was good. I did not say, baby, Morphine's got. I was like, she's good.

[Monet Exchange]

She's not good. She. She was. She went home on. She owns a home on design challenges.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not good.

[Jacob]

And you said she was going to do better than Morgan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did think she's going to do better than Morgan, and I think, honestly, we'll get to it. I think her and Morgan were probably even very evenly. Evenly yoke this episode. Did you drop, Jacob?

[Monet Exchange]

Bianca Del Rio meets Bob the Drag Queen in Merciful.

[Jacob]

I was gonna read that regularly until he said that we needed to step it up to make it worth it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still think that. I think that. That I think that she is, like, good. Like, I don't think she's. Again, she's good. Dawn is excellent. Nymphia Wind is next level. Ahora is amazing. New mama from Project Runaway is insane.

[Monet Exchange]

I think Q is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Q is great. And I think she's. And I think she's.

[Jacob]

And I think she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think she's good. I think she can sew and then

[Monet Exchange]

go back to her career. So in her walkthrough with Rue, she says, just send me. She brings a sewing machine with her everywhere she goes. But you don't think.

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[Monet Exchange]

You don't think that you. You gonna do well in a fucking design challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she's just feeling insecure. She's just feeling insecure. I don't know why. She's just feeling out of her element. I. I don't. I mean, what would be the strategy in her doing that? Like, what. What. What strategy would she have in doing that?

[Monet Exchange]

I think it's. I think. I don't think it's a strategy. I think she just kind of. You know, sometimes I think the girls really downplay their skills for story. Like, Nymphia win. Nymphia win downplayed a lot of her talents, and then she'll do the challenge and, like, nail it. Like, the first design challenge, she's like, yeah, like, I can, like, make some stuff. Like, I'm not. I don't. I'M not that great. And she. We come to find out Nymphia is an amazing seamstress, and she. That is, like, her number one talent,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess, because I don't try to produce myself where I get there. I just don't assume other folks are doing that. But, like, I think trying to build your. I'm not gonna accuse her of trying to build her own storyline. I do think she's doing that.

[Monet Exchange]

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, example of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm doing super story. She's doing it for the story. I'm not gonna do good. And then she does. Well, that is trying to overproduce herself and do it for story, which is what you lightly accuse her of. But I just don't see people doing that because, like, one. I think it's kind of, like, lame. Like, let the producers do. If you just go there and just be honest, you'll probably have a better result, you know?

[Monet Exchange]

All I'm saying is Akira is an amazing seamstress. I obviously, I follow her on Twitter. Everything I see, all the pageants she does, all these amazing couture creations she's able to create in her home. Like, these massive pieces are sometimes, like, 20ft tall. And, like, I'm like, I just want to see how you look at that and be like, yeah, I don't think I'm that good, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said that's kind of what Jinx would do. But she was actually bad at design challenges. Jenny Sonoma said that, which I agree with. Like, when Jinx says it, Jinx is like, I'm not great. And then she isn't great. And then she. Or she actually does well. And it's like, wow, she actually did decent. But I don't know. I don't know if you're like that. I don't think she was doing it for the story. And I don't know her like that. Like, I don't know if she's the type to be like, I'm trying to make a. I don't know. I don't know her like that.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know. I don't know like that either. I just know that. Again, what I said, I just think that is crazy to see what you can make. That's like. To me, that's like. That's like a Christian Sirianna being like, yeah, I don't know if I'm a good designer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some folks just have just. I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't Know Mystique, sketching. Doing that raggedy sketch for that pencil skirt and that top is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dawn's sketch was so good. To be honest, Dawn's sketch was better than what she made.

[Monet Exchange]

Is Dawn. Did she go to school for design? Is she. Is she like, Is she just all self taught? Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet Exchange]

Because if that is self taught, that is really. That is really well done. Like, bitch, you better work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently. Apparently, Raven booted Dawn all season long on Tutor to Booter Fashion.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I didn't realize. I didn't watch this.

[Jacob]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So Don was. Don was hot about that. And Akira's. How about how she's struggling for inspiration?

[Jacob]

It says that she learned to sew from her mom and then taught herself the rest.

[Monet Exchange]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Google also said, I wear hearing aids, so I don't know what's going on.

[Monet Exchange]

They're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A' Keria's like, so a' keria feels inspirationally stuck. And I don't think a' Keria is saying that. She's like, not good. She's just like, I don't have my inspiration. My idea hasn't kicked in yet, but she still has time to go help everyone else do everything, which is really sickening of her. But Also, back when RuPaul said, Do you charge for that, bitch? Did you charge these girls? Cause this is more important than fucking making basic ass choreography.

[Monet Exchange]

Girl. You don't have. You don't have fucking. You don't have a wallet. How's she gonna pay them, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't. They're not seizing. Their. Their funds aren't frozen by the FBI. When we leave here, send me my money.

[Monet Exchange]

No, everything's not about money. Some people just like to help people because they're good people. It's not about getting something from them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you do like to get free labor from people. You would be the one to try to get free labor from people.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What have you done for anyone on Drag Race?

[Monet Exchange]

Nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm serious. Have you helped someone on Drag Race with something?

[Monet Exchange]

Of course I help someone on Drag Race. What did you help someone with All Stars 4? I helped Monique Hart build our set for the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Build a set that you were also working on?

[Monet Exchange]

I helped her in her portion of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it, but that was. I mean, what did you do for someone else that was. That had nothing to do with you?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't remember. I'm sure I have that. I don't remember. I've done Drag Race three times. I don't Remember?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, to be clear, when you say some people like to help, just. You weren't talking about yourself, but some

[Monet Exchange]

people, like, help you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, some people like to just help for the love of helping people. You weren't talking about you.

[Monet Exchange]

I do love to. On Drag Race, I can't think of an instance. But in my life, I absolutely have helped people just to help.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not talking about life. I don't talk about life. I'm talking about on RuPaul's Drag Race in the competition.

[Monet Exchange]

Yes, I absolutely have helped people just to help people on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, but you can't think of any of them, though?

[Monet Exchange]

Not good in this moment, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, that's fair. Let's go on to the makeup. Morgan is giving Mystique, like, a pep talk. What's up with that?

[Monet Exchange]

I think Morgan accused. I think Morgan's doing strategy, too, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think so?

[Monet Exchange]

Morgan, she. She. She called Mystique off of her strategy earlier, and Morgan. That was a light bulb. She's like, oh, bitch, I need to be. I need to be playing the game, too. I think she's.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Monet Exchange]

She's leading to her strategy back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I really. I. I don't know. I. I know Morgan kind of, but I. I really feel like Morgan is a real one. Like, I. Something about Morgan just gives, like, she is a real one to me, and she just genuinely just, like. Is like, girl, I feel like what I'm seeing here isn't what I know about you. Like, go give them what you can do. You know what I mean? Like, go be the fucking. The Mystique that I've known for fucking 16 years now. Because Mystique is coming off a little bit something, by the way, Mystique is coming off is not. I don't know. I can't see who she is.

[Monet Exchange]

I mean, I don't know a lot about Mystique. I've only known her from the two episodes that she did on her season, her original seasons. I don't know. I never met Mystique out in the clubs. I don't know anything about her. So for all I know, that's just how Mystique is. Like. She's very, like. It is what it is. Go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens. Like, everyone to what you were saying earlier, everyone doesn't have this competitive edge and be like, no, I need to. She's here to be a part of the show.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to get in these looks?

[Monet Exchange]

Well, no, I want to get into Lucky Stars. Lucky Stars is going around the room again, parading around like his thing was Mystique. I'm like, did the Mystique cure this motherfucker's cancer? Like, what is Mystique really made lucky? She. Whatever she said really validated Lucky Stars, and Lucky Stars will not shut up about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But maybe she really. She, like, gave. Gave her. You know, it feels like that's Lindy on song. She's given. For all those times you stood by me for all the truth that you made me see. Like, maybe she made this bitch remember that she is that girl. I don't know what the fuck Mystique did for her, but she did something.

[Monet Exchange]

She did something, girl. She did something. Yeah. And also Aquaria. Aquaria a'. Keria. Shaving with her makeup on is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There used to be a girl in New York City used to do that. I can't remember her name. Digna Shay.

[Monet Exchange]

Digna. Digna Shay. Oh, my God. I remember Digna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had to shave with her makeup on. I thought it was bizarre.

[Monet Exchange]

That's crazy. Sitting there with your full this done and being like, oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Digna would shave over her makeup. She'd have foundation on. She would shave in the middle of a shift.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, so sorry. So it was coming through. Damn. Her hair grew that fast?

[Shannon Maldonado]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she's doing brunch and then, like, we go straight to night, and she wanted to do her face, she would just shave with her face on.

[Monet Exchange]

That's Jaggy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get it. All right, let's get into these looks. First of all, bitch, who are these girls going to? How old is Kate Hudson? Bitch, I'm not kidding. I thought this was Sabrina Carpenter, and I'm not even playing.

[Monet Exchange]

That's ridiculous.

[Jacob]

How? Yeah, I think that's. I think that's more about you than.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, girl. That's not about Kanchan does not look

[Bob the Drag Queen]

47,

[Monet Exchange]

but some people just age well. But saying she looks like she looks as young as Sabrina Carpenter, that is also Just incorrect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm being a bit hyperbolic, but what I'm. The point I'm making is she looks. Are y' all guys not acknowledging this woman looks?

[Jacob]

Well, okay. I think also all of these. All of these photos that they're using for promo have been Photoshopped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm watching video. I'm watching the. I was watching it on the screen, like, God damn, Kate Hudson. I. When they said special guest Kate Hudson, my first thought was, that's Kate Hudson. God, she looks amazing.

[Jacob]

I mean, she still looks amazing, but she. She doesn't look. She look. This woman could be 47. She looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's got to have some work done between these photos or something.

[Monet Exchange]

Also, you know, Drag Race, they really do a really good job on the beauty boxing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I'm saying is she looks amazing. Kate Hudson looks absolutely stunning. I don't know why I look cool. She looks fucking phenomenal.

[Monet Exchange]

Michelle looks cool, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do what?

[Monet Exchange]

Michelle looks really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Michelle looks great. Everyone looks great. Everyone looks great. Let's go on to Dawn. You know, I wasn't living for this the way everyone else was. I don't like this thing on her head.

[Monet Exchange]

I loved it. I thought it was really interesting. I think that dawn does a really good job of taking an interesting silhouette and making it still feel couture and feel high fashion. And I think this looks really cool. And, like, having her face coming through like that. Her makeup is always so stunning, and it's always so meticulous. I thought this was really cool. Also, the color. The color made it feel expensive and really, really, really, really rich.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that's also a part of. That is luck of the draw, because she got the great fabric. I just don't love the head thing. I don't. I don't like. I don't like this head thing. It seems to me, it seems really disjointed from the rest of the outfit. I think that if that structural moment of this headpiece were to continue down to the outfit, or if the beauty of the outfit continued up into the headpiece, it just looks like she made a really beautiful gown, and then she put this other thing on it that is in the same fabric, but structurally, they don't. To me, they don't seem to be conjoined in any way to me.

[Monet Exchange]

Interesting. Yeah, I like that a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to a'. Keria. This look is obviously amazing. I think this is a good example of what I mean by, like, how her headpiece and her gown Seem to go together. Like they are telling the same story. This, like, floating. I don't even know what you call it. This extra piece with the coming off the. Her hips looks so good. The way that she layered the sequins on top of themselves and then peeled them back. Which is weird because Michelle was like, if you meant to do that. And she's like, yeah, bitch, I fucking meant to do it. That's crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. I mean, when I first saw the close up, I thought it was a mistake until I saw the rest of it because they first zoomed in on her, like, stomach, midsection area. And I was like, ooh, not the thing peeling off. And then when they. When I saw it was all over and I was like, oh, it's intentional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This look is so good. Like, she. She cleared. This is great.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Bunny Rancher said the Mikey Meeks special. What? What's Mikey Meeks about this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That might be the last comment. That might, you know, the comments a

[Monet Exchange]

little bit delayed maybe, but I'm like, what? But what about Dawn's with Mikey Meeks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Mikey. Did Mikey wear something like this? I don't know.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't think so. This was really well done. She looks really fierce. It looks really. She looks cool. Like, she looks like the queen. Oh, wait, no, I wrote down what she said. She said, Ms. Galaxy Continental at space at Large. I said, that is literally the perfect title for this look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Garrett for sure said, I feel like Akira's hair should have been. Should have had more hair. It's. Fuck. That ponytail is long as shit. How much hair do you want?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I think the length of the ponytail is fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand, like, there's a way to make this, like, face hole, catsuit, head covering type thing. And you gotta know where on your chin to place it. I have not found this spot. I've tried this look a few times. I think I just might have too meaty of a face. My shit always looks smushed the fuck forward whenever I do it. But it looks good on her and it looks great. It just looks really, really great.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Let's go on to our next Queen Mystique Summers, Madison. Okay. You know, I didn't hate this as I thought I would. I love how she brought the red leather into the shoes as well. And the white. I love the white fringe detail. I think the big spotty stones on the skirt looks cheap. And it is a little too pedestrian for dress especially, like, especially you right after Akirio. Like, you then Cause then your brain goes, okay, so she made this in the time and you made this. Like, I think that's tough. And I just think it's a little too pedestrian in context with what everyone else is doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, I think our skill set is just lower when it comes to sewing. I mean, I will say if I was on. On a design challenge, I would have made something much closer to what Mystique wore than what something that Akira wore, for sure. I could. I could not make that thing Akira wore. I couldn't make that thing. Don. I could make the thing Don wore. I couldn't make the headpiece. The headpiece I could make. But that gown I could make and.

[Monet Exchange]

But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I could not come close to making the curious. And I could make something like Mystiques. You know what I mean?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say. What's up with her tights? Because I feel like these are the tights she was wearing last episode. They're not black. They're just really, really dark.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Her ties are too dark for her, for her legs. And this hair is interesting as well. Her wig isn't never really fully glued down on the sides. Have you noticed this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Exchange]

The purse is cute, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's like Jasmine Master said, I don't glue stuff to my face.

[Monet Exchange]

I think her purse is really cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm not mad at this. I would never wear this. But I also couldn't do much better than this myself. She. I will say this. She does look country western. That's clear.

[Monet Exchange]

She does look country western.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Morgan McMichell's. I feel like Morgan spending all that time making those little things. Are they even on the outfit girl?

[Monet Exchange]

I think the petals are on the back with a little rosebud she was making. I don't see them. So I think she's. I think she. She pivoted on that, but she just spent a lot of time making it. Do you see these? I'm talking about with the makeup hair. Doesn't the make look a little crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, it don't look as crazy as little muddy ass mama Greek girl from last. Last season. But who girl? Greek girl. What's her name? Athena. Athena.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, yeah. And I think this down hair, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like with this.

[Monet Exchange]

This feels so heavy right here. I think this would. This. This look could have gone with an updo. And I don't love the skirt pant thing. I don't know. I rarely like that look. Do you like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a peplum skirt with pants.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Peplum skirt. Or even this long skirt. A gown with pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think it can be done. Well, I don't particularly love this look. I mean, I think leather bar is a kind of a tough one to get. You know what I mean?

[Monet Exchange]

But I should have went kinky. If you. Leather bar go kinky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you could do that. I mean, I'm not crazy about this look, but, I mean, also, the realty is, like, when I look at people like, Mystique and Morgan, like, and Morphine, I'm like, none of you three ever

[Monet Exchange]

going to clear this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it was going to go to. It was going to go to dawn and. Or the whole time.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe if Lucky Stars has something crazy of her head that was on theme for her. But, like, I didn't. But so I don't. I don't think this looks bad. If I saw Morgan in this, out in public, oh, hey, girl. I wouldn't leave and be like, God, did y' all see Morgan looking crazy as fuck? You know?

[Monet Exchange]

Um, yeah. This is a boot for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into morphine. Love, Dion.

[Monet Exchange]

I thought this was really well done. I. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when I said morphine would do good in a challenge, y' all act like I was crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, it. Bob, it's shocking that she did well in a challenge, because statistically, she does not do well in the. In design challenges. I. But I think that this was, like, a really. A job really well done. The way that she got the bell bottoms that hit the floor perfectly. I love when girls wear those. These things with the. These fun circle sleeves. The only thing I didn't. It was a little too nail on the head for me, was the palm trees in her head. I was like, you can put the fucking palm trees not in your head, bitch. And it still reads. It still. Actually, no. I think with other palm trees, it reads more 70s. Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say she was trying to not go predictable. She went as Miami Tropical as you could possibly go. This looks like an outfit that Gloria Estefan has worn. Like, like, she was like, you know what? But I'm like, sure. Sometimes either hit the nail on the head or just hit. Or just go all the way off base. I think. I think this is a good look. Again, it was never going to go to her. It was never going to go to her. But, yeah, for sure, this look is good. And I actually think that Michelle was kind of onto something with the pearls. Like, part of me is like, if you're going to go. If you're going to go, pearls. She didn't quite say this. Michelle. I think there's a thing because people are saying Michelle said she doesn't like pearls. I think what Michelle said was, I don't like pearls on this outfit. I was trying to go back and listen. I was like, I feel like she said, I don't like pearls on this outfit. She said, I don't like pearls on this outfit.

[Monet Exchange]

I think she felt the need to use the pearls because the pearls were in the thing. But, yeah, you don't have to utilize everything in a box.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she could. I do think that morphine was right, though, that she could do. She could have done to me. She could have done more pearls, to be honest, because I will say it does look like she just sprinkled some pearls on this shit, you know?

[Monet Exchange]

Is this another J? Oh, my God. As told by Jay says it's giving cha cha cha Latina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, cha cha cha Latina. Honey, let's go on to Lucky Stars. There's a lot going on here.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I don't like this shit. The only thing I thought about this was cool was the donut. Like, the technique in making the donut was really, really, really cool and very, like, smart and everything else. I do not love this makeup. This headpiece was crazy. From the time she's doing in the workroom. Her hands are almost like him from Powerpuff Girls. You know, the guy that talks like this and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Exchange]

So I was not a fan of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand the perspective. I feel like I've seen Lucky Stars do much more coherent looks than this one. It looks like she just has, like. Everyone's calling this a heavy. It just looks like a big ass turban to me.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Yeah. The proportions, this was so off. And the makeup, I don't understand. Like, what are you? Are you supposed to be an alien?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a pinata in a donut.

[Monet Exchange]

Are you a demon pinata? Are you an alien pinata? Are you a sea monster? Like, what does this make? I can't tell what creature I'm looking at or if it's a creature at all. In a donut, you have to get Lumify. Lumify will save your life because when you put contacts, your eyes get irritated. Then you just have. You lose the effect of the contact because your entire eye is red. And then you have this color eye. Get Lumify. You put your contacts. Honey, you put a drop of Lumify, your eyes will be white for the rest of the night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just don't give Lumify no free promo over here, honey.

[Monet Exchange]

Whatever. Hopefully they'll sponsor us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't love this look. In fact, if I saw her at the club, I'd be like, she look crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, girl, you look crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in the judging, the judges, though, the judges liked her look, though the judges were like, we like it.

[Monet Exchange]

The judges. I'm so done trying to figure out the judges. RuPaul Drag Race. At this point, I've come down after 18 regular seasons and 11 All Stars. I will never understand where they. I think they were more so just proud that she stuck to her guns and did her, I think was. Where was RuPaul's POV on it? I think that was more than like, this is an amazing look. We like that you stuck with your point of view as an artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also did. I mean, I don't know a lot about Kate Hudson. Obviously. I had to google her age. I did not know Kate Hudson was Goldie Hawns daughter. I did not know that.

[Monet Exchange]

Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No clue.

[Monet Exchange]

She has our rival podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goldie Hawn has sibling Rivalry.

[Jacob]

No, Kate. Kate Hudson and her brother have a podcast called Sibling Revelry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's right, Sibling Rivalry. I remember that podcast. And then I had to Google how old Goldie Hawn is.

[Monet Exchange]

Tell me. Goldie Hawn is 72.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

80.

[Monet Exchange]

80.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was like, first of all, here's my mindset. I saw Kate Hudson, thought to myself, that can't be Kate Hudson. She looks too young. Googled Kate Hudson's age, confirmed that she was around the age I thought heard that she was Goldie Hawn's daughter. And then I thought to myself, wait, Goldie Hawn is old enough to have a daughter who's 47. Googled her age. She's a. Which makes sense because she's about the same age as Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep is almost 80. It's not 80.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, no, yeah, but Meryl Streep is 76.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

76. Yeah. Right. But. But I know the Meryl Streep is like, is like, is not too far away from 80.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, but you know, they. They were into. They were into the office, they were into dawn and Akeria's looks. And then next thing you know, no one's shocked. Obviously those are the top two, you know.

[Monet Exchange]

Yes. Ms. Dawn and Ms. A'.

[Jacob]

Kea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The moment they announced dawn and A', Keria, my immediate thought is, no way. Dawn's Winning this lip sync. I don't care what the song is. No way don's win this lip sync. I fucking love this song. Fergalist.

[Monet Exchange]

That's a good song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. This is such a. This is a drag queen low key. A drag queen standard at this point.

[Jacob]

Can you do the rap off the top of your head?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Every time I come around I'm looking up and down looking, looking at my uh. I ain't trying to drown a little drama little mama But I don't want to take your man I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited How I keep on repeating how the boys want to eat it But I'm trying to tell that I can't be treated like clientele and he says she's delicious but I ain't promiscuous and if you was suspicious all that shit is fictitious I blow kisses that puts you boys on rock rock and they be lining down the block just to watch what I got Three, two, Una my body stay vicious.

[Monet Exchange]

Did you know she did the one handed cartwheel? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does a one handed front walkover.

[Jacob]

It was during Barracuda and on Good Morning America. Yeah, she did a cover Barracuda and it was during that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did it on. Yeah, she did it on America's Got Talent. No American Idol. And she also did it on Good Morning America. One handed front walkovers going. And she was in. Wasn't Gay Hudson in nine?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, she was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was in nine with Kate Hudson.

[Monet Exchange]

Said again, I will tell you about love. Yeah, I think that Morgan was a clearly clear one of this. Lip sync. Not Morgan. Sorry. Akira. I think that Akira is a good old showgirl. She's been doing this for umpteen years. I think a' Keria bested her. I think that also like you cannot compete with a' Keria's genuine ass shaking and your little padded boo. Your. Your little padded little Debbie cakes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That being said, shout out to Kenya pleaser. Kenya pleaser has found a way to actually twerk padding and it's gaggy. I've.

[Monet Exchange]

Kenya pleaser is my only versus ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Must. Must be. Cause Kidney pleaser is the only person I've seen who can actually twerk. Actually twerk silicone. I mean twerk padding. I've never seen it before.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I think this. The silicone pads are making a thing. And maybe Kenya pleasers on the cutting edge of that. I've seen them around now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not like this. I don't like either one of their lipstick outfits though.

[Monet Exchange]

I like the curious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I didn't like about curious? Those. Those gloves are pissing me off so bad.

[Monet Exchange]

They were so big. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. It was praise. Praise dancers. You know, the praise dancers.

[Monet Exchange]

Yes, but those are white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but I'm saying the bigness and bulkiness of them, like.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, yeah, those are too bulky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, I. Do you think Dawn's going to win a lip sync this season?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know. It's not looking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she going to go to the next round?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I mean, she's won both weeks so far, so. Yeah, I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here are the points. Akira has four, Don has four. Lucky has one. Morgan has three. Morphine has one. Mystique has one. So right now, Akira and Don are the front runners, followed up shortly by Morgan and apparently in the. Did you watch. Do you watch the next week things? No. Apparently Morgan got something of her that's going to quote. What did. I wrote it down. Crack. All of. Crack. All of the girls in the room. Something she's doing with her points is gonna shake, rattle, and roll everything, apparently.

[Monet Exchange]

So now it's two people going on. So do. So whoever is in the bottom, the bottom four each get their point to give away. And then what about. Yeah, I guess. No, that makes sense. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, at this point, if Morgan doesn't win the next episode, she can't move forward.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Lucky and Morphe and.

[Monet Exchange]

Because if she has four and all the girls in the bottom give her their things, she can get eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. If she can convince everyone to give her their points. So right now, either. Right now, the only way to get to the finale for Lucky, Morgan, Morphine and Mystique are to either win a challenge for Morgan or for them to somehow convince all the girls to rally and send them through as their points. Bunny Rancher believes that Morgan's gonna give her point to a' Keria to push her through.

[Monet Exchange]

Curry dawn said, wonder if a' Keria will get points for helping the girls. Soho, I'm so right now, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something about Morgan. I think she's a real one. I think Morgan is like. I mean, this is a prediction. I don't fucking know. But I feel like Morgan's gonna be like, I did my best. Like, I redeemed myself. I won a challenge that I not won a challenge. I won a challenge. I got sent home first last time, and I just want Blank to do a good job and I want this person to go through and I'm Gonna give my point to this person, and she's probably gonna rally to get other people to give their points to someone else, too.

[Monet Exchange]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be. That would be so sickening.

[Monet Exchange]

It would. The One With Hillary Michelle I'm reading Hillary Michelle's comment. The only way for Mystique to move forward is to be a completely different queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. If you were not a front runner, who would you give? Who would you want to push through?

[Monet Exchange]

I want to say I was not trying to be shady. I was literally just reading that comment because I was gon Just read it. Like, let me just read it. So I was not trying to, like Shadow. That is a very funny comment, though. Say it again, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you were not. If you felt like you weren't going to make it through, who would you want to push through?

[Monet Exchange]

If I thought I was not going to make it through, I would push dawn through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would assume dawn would make it on her own, on her own merit. And I. If I was like Lucky Morphine or Mystique, I would be like, yeah, can we rally around Morgan McMichaels? Like, can we all give our points to Morgan McMichaels? That's what I would try to do, honestly, because I think. What? Why is that so funny?

[Monet Exchange]

I'm still stuck at this comment. The only way for Morgan, for Mystique to move forward would be to be a completely different queen at a different time, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Monet, before we move over to untuck, I have a question for you. Who is going to win RuPaul's Drag Race all Stars season?

[Jacob]

Season.

[Monet Exchange]

I think I can only do this bracket because I can't. There's so many queens in the other ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let me ask you, who's moving on from this bracket?

[Monet Exchange]

Thank you. Thank you, Bob. And distinguished panel of judges, AKA the patrons watching. If I had to choose someone who's going to win season 11 of RuPaul's Draggers All Stars? My money is on Dawn. Like the soul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two people are moving forward, though.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, we said winning Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Then I reframed it to who's gonna move on from this bracket. You weren't listening, but I said, okay, who's gonna move on from this bracket?

[Monet Exchange]

Dawn.

[Shannon Maldonado]

And

[Monet Exchange]

who won with her this week? Akira. Ooh, I'm gonna say dawn and Morgan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. For me, it's dawn plus. Right? It's always dawn. And so obviously dawn, and then either Morgan or A'. Keria. I actually think that Morgan has a little bit more to offer the competition than a' Keria does. Um, why? I think that Morgan is a better performer. I think that Morgan is better for tv. I think that Morgan is more sociable. I think that Morgan plays a social game. Um, that's why. Okay, but. But also. But if it wasn't Keara, I wouldn't be mad either. But if I was choosing, I picked dawn and Morgan. Yeah.

[Monet Exchange]

As well. All right, well, y', all, we are going to wait. Mo literally asked for the question to change and then got mad at Bob for changing the question. Um, ask about J. Mind your fucking business before you get block.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monat. Can you not talk to my friend Estoba Jay like that?

[Monet Exchange]

I mean, and I will. And what will you do about it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Jay Monet's obviously on one today. She did a little costume change, man. She's feeling herself now. She got her leather jacket on. She feeling like she's Andrew Dice Player or some shit. And Monet's just. She's. She's a little gumpies today. She's a little gumpies.

[Monet Exchange]

Anyways, we are not done talking about Drag Race, so we're gonna go to our Patreon and discuss the untucked. We're putting episode one and two together. So go on over to the Patreon to watch us talk about untucked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alright, see you there, everyone.

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