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I am sitting here with Colleen the cat, who has finally been hairless. I will say, after all these years, she's finally lost her hair. But she has grown upwards of 5, 10, and 3/4, which is. Colleen, calm down. We will get you spayed. So, Colleen, oh, my God, you look. What are you. Colleen, what's wrong with you? Colleen, I gotta say, we can't understand what you're saying unless you remove. This is a podcast. We need to see your mouth. Colleen, this is a podcast. We need to see your mouth. What part don't you understand?
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Does it sound crazy?
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Yes, it looks crazy. It sounds crazy. It is crazy.
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So I saw this on TikTok and I got it and I do it,
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and Colleen is so scared of it. You still do it.
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I did it one time. I put it on my head, and then I was in the kitchen and I turn around, she goes.
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And she's like, bitch, I'm scared of it. In her defense, it is terrifying.
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In my defense, it's Cardi B's album.
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Am I the drama?
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No, her one before that.
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In my defense, no, that was. I think she only has two. She has Invasion of privacy.
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Oh, you're right.
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And some other drama. This is sibling watchery. And we're reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 11. 11, which I got to say, I. How do you feel about this new structure?
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You. I know you hate it.
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I don't. First of all, I like them sitting down in a chair, talking straight to camera. I'm not into this. I'm not into the notion of catching queens mid drag or in a robe. Like, Lucky Stars has, like, just wearing her robe. And I think Joey J's wearing her robe.
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Morgan, because she's a seasoned queen. She said, y' all not going to catch me.
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Morgan is up in full yags, But I think.
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Okay, so there's a lot of discourse about this promo style and think something out. But I think people should know. I think it's not new. We know Skydance bought Paramount and so
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it's a new Blackrock owns everything.
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Do they?
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I don't know.
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BlackRock's got to be involved somehow. They're always involved.
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Yeah. And so they are. It's a new team that did this rollout. Like, so season 18 was the original team season. All Stars 11 is a new team that's doing this rollout. So that's why you're seeing a lot of different changes with how they're doing. To meet the queens. And no shade.
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The editing on the Promo pictures is not great. I want to say. Obviously, we don't know. I mean, this is Drag Race. Been going on for almost 20 years now. So there have probably been multiple people editing, you know, up to season eight. I think all the promo photos were. Photo. Were photographed by Mike Ruiz. No, Matthew.
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Oh, Matthew.
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Matthew took my photo.
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Matthew's your picture? Yeah. Matthew took my photo.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Mine was David LaChapelle.
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David.
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What, is. Is he canceled now?
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No, he's huge. Are you kidding me? Do you know how he.
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I know he's huge, but I thought you meant because he.
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No, I was like. I was like, look at her.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew that.
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Yeah. He's massive. He's photographed presidents.
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Yeah, but it wouldn't be. I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be shocked if.
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Have you seen his Eminem picture in his Tupac picture?
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No.
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David La Chapel's Eminem pictures are both really hot.
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Like what? Like what's so hot about them?
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I guess you'll see the one with the dynamite stick is pretty hot. Are we gonna. And we are gonna let you all see. By the way, if you would like to watch us record this live, you can join the Patreon. Go to Patreon type in Sibling Rivalry podcast. You can watch us actually record these live as opposed to getting edited. This is the one.
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I want to say really hot, Bob.
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I think it's hot.
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Provocative. I don't think it's hot.
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I think it's. I think the Eminem was. Was pretty hot back in his day. And then the Tupac one, also very hot.
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Wait, is it. Other one? Him too? All the way. Is this him, too?
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That's Dave Lachpel.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's.
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That's. That's my. That's my.
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Was so hot. I would have. There's not. There's little. I would. I would not have given to fucking suck that man's dick. He is hot.
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Why didn't you jump in front of the bullet? You could have stopped all of us.
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That's crazy to say you said anything. You cannot say that.
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You let him get Bob.
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Respect the dead.
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Anyway, let's get on to these queens. So up first, we have Morphe.
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Someone said Bob the hair.
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Thank you, guys. You know, I'm on a journey. I'm a little self conscious about having hair right now.
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Why?
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I don't.
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I cannot explain why I'm self conscious about it.
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Self conscious because you think it looks bad?
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Because I think it looks like I had a hair transplant.
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It really does it. And, you know, I would love to tell you it looks like a transplant. It looks like your hair is.
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I had enhancements in last time where they, like, put the coloring in, but I took. I got it done when I got my haircut, which I vlogged. You'll see it. I have a vlog coming out about my hair transplant.
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And.
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And the hair. It only lasts a few days. I washed it out when I washed my hair.
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Like the. The Beijing they did to you?
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I don't know. It's basically spray painting my head.
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Basically. Like, yeah. When the guy's got to get a haircut and it's like the black line.
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But I did not do the white. I told. He busted their white eyeliner. I said, baby, baby, put that shit back. He was like, yeah. I said, do not put that white eyeliner on my head. I hate it. No shade to all you.
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It's a little highlight.
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I don't like it. It's not a highlight. It's a white line. Let's go on to Morphine. Yeah. This is my real hair. This is my real hair.
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I want to have on Monet talk so bad. You know what? Cued Cute.
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She don't fuck with her. I don't think she fucks with us.
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Really?
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I don't think. What do we do? Let's go on to Morphine. Love, Dion.
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I love, love, love this queen. Morphine looks so freaking.
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Morphine, honey. Morphine.
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I want to say, in that way, people were literally like, what is Val talking about?
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A lot of people were saying. A lot of people were saying they hear the difference. For example, you'll say it. I'll say it. Taylor, do you hear a difference? Morphine.
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Morphine.
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Thank you. There is a difference in how we're saying. In fact, let's read the comments now, and I'll move on. In the comments. Do y' all hear a difference in how we're saying.
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The comments are a little bit behind. There's a lag, so they're not going to be on there until.
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Why is it so hard for you to let things go?
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No, no, no, no. Never. Not once evolve you.
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I.
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We can let things go.
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You took 20 minutes.
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You took 20 minutes out of our podcast to talk about how it saved morphine. Morphine. I love morphine. So we got morphine. Love, Dion. Honey, I'm going to kick you out of your stomach. I love morphine. I'm doing it your way. Morphine.
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I think she looks really stellar. This is a very beautiful outfit. Morphine. Always has dope hair and makeup and I think this outfit is very, very, very good. I love the drama in this. I love the little nail accents, these tall ass heels. Her body looks incredible. Morphine looks. She looks like a winner to me.
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Yeah, I think she looks absolutely stunning. I feel like I have seen the glue up since her season. This is the thing I do want to see a difference between your season and All Stars. I do want to see that.
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And her season was what, two, two seasons ago? Two. Season 16.
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Jacob, she was on Safira season she was on.
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No, that's 15. Saphir was 15 with the danger. Like the, the green.
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Yeah, that was. That was 16,
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but I was 15.
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I don't know.
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16 was. Sapphira was 16 because it was her versus Nymphia went. Who won 16? Sasha Colby won 15. So I forget the promo for 16.
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Okay. I think it was because Sapphire had that green military thing. It was like the destruction thing. So. Yeah.
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Okay. Okay.
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Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Sorry about that.
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So, yeah, obviously looks amazing. I. She was the lip sync assassin. She assassin. Can you let things go how I things. Can you not just let things go?
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I will never let things go the way you have tried to ruin my career. From Claire Air bear chair.
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I have given you so much water for work.
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Okay. You don't. You don't get to tell me what you think about. I. I have my opinions about it and I don't like it. You.
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Your. I don't say your opinions are wrong. They're just different than mine. Continue. But actually, okay, if I'm being honest, I don't know what I see. Okay, let me think back. Do I see a ton of growth? I. If morphine is. If morphine would have worn. If morphine would have worn this on her season, I feel like it wouldn't have been too crazy. So let me, let me. I wouldn't say a ton of growth. I can see a little bit different. Really? Yeah. Cuz if she wore season I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. I'm like, I feel like we'll get to Queens. Who I feel like have had a ton of growth and she does look good though. But she also. How much was there to grow from?
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Jacob, can we see her. Her original promo?
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How do we feel about really, really, really dark lip liner?
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I love it. That is my thing, girl.
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I used to do a jet black lip liner and then the girls started gathering me and then I didn't. Then I went to literally no lip liner.
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No, I like Everyone. I do a dark lip liner in every time I do drug. I do like, I take, I take like the dark, darkest brown from Nyx and I also go with Mac Chestnut on top of that to give a little ombre. But I do like a 90s style lip every time, like dark.
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Right now I'm doing a dark brown. I was doing no lip liner for years.
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I, I, I think all black queens wear a lip liner. That's just my me.
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But yeah, I think that, yeah. So I, I don't think her look is so like, it's a glow up from her.
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Look at her original one.
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I think her original looks really good though. So I, I, I think that the outfit is a glow up, but like her the style. I could see Morphine wearing what she's wearing now on her original season. It wouldn't be like, holy, someone changed the game. You know what I mean? That being said, she looks absolutely stunning.
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Yeah, I think she looks great.
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And she's going to eat lip sync.
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I mean, we'll, we'll get there. We're talking about who are the lip sync girls this season. There are a lot of good lip synchros this season actually.
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For sure. Let's go into Lucky Stars. Oh, oh, oh. She looks like the bug from, from Bug's Life.
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Yeah, but that's her thing. Remember she did it at the finale. She wore a bug. She wore Jacob. She wore another ladybug costume. Some, some other time. I think it was either the finale of, of her season or in a, in a Runway.
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Does she love ladybugs? Maybe they say she looks like ladybug.
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No, but she wore a ladybug thing as well to see it.
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Was it because everyone said she look like.
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Yeah, yeah, it was because that, and she wore. It's like a thing.
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Is that like when, when l Mama did the sadness.
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Yeah. See, look, a dragon. That's where it was. She did a dragon.
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They say she like ladybugs, but it's
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definitely a, this one on All Stars is a glow up from even that. Like this is a fully. Well, fully stoned from the. Because I know you. Because the wings aren't somebody like Monet. It's not fully stoned.
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Well, it's not. The gloves aren't stone. It is stone. It's words matter.
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It looks really good. And I think Morphine, I really enjoy her makeup. I want Morphine to paint me one of these gays. I have to like. She is stamp.
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I gotta say though, this thing that she's doing, this like, cut out face mask. You gotta make sure, like, I don't have a face that can do that. Like, when I do it, my whole. Which is interesting because morphine has a little chunk on her face. I have a little chunk on my face too. But, like, some of hers isn't. Like, mine protrudes forward. Like my whole. All the fat for my face is just smushed in the thing. I don't know if it's.
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I've never done one of these ever, so I could even. I've never done this.
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So there's like, you got to make sure you put it to like, you put it behind here that all this spills out.
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You got to put it like here.
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Yeah. So she. She's obviously found the right spot because she doesn't have like a super, like, thin phase, but she's found the way to do it where it doesn't. I have not found out how to do this yet. The face without my face protruding.
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Our next slip in costume. Should it be these kind of face things?
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Yeah. I gotta figure the spot for this.
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Your sweet spot. Yeah.
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Yeah. Let's go on to Lucky Stars. Zzzzzz. This look. I love this look. And even. Even in this dirty photography, she still looks good to me.
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Yeah, Like y' all like a good. No, I said good photographer. The person who did this picture. And Woo. What's that? People from Australia that will go into pictures and retouch them and, like redo people's flyers.
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Kane.
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No clue. Oh, no.
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She did a thing for me. Designer poster. Yeah, let's redesign the poster.
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Yeah, her.
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Her name is.
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I got there.
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Let's redesign it. If I keep saying her name enough.
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Who is it?
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Let's redesign a pay style.
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That's three times.
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Her name is Ashley Madison.
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Ashley Madison.
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See, I said it said enough times.
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Oh, and I realized her name is problematic because it's in America. We have an Ashley Madison website.
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That's the joke.
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That she did it because of Ashley Madison.
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Got it.
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Yeah. You think that was a coincidence? I mean, Mikey Meeks was a coincidence, which is crazy. I thought she was. I thought she loved npr. I was like, damn, another NPR queen. Someone else who listens to NPR every morning. She loves Mikey. She loves Mickey Meeks.
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Mickey Meeks. Yeah. So y' all a really quick. Like any photographer. Jacob is a photographer knows this. Like, they should have went in with black and just make their blacks blacker and like, do things to help the girls on in the picture because they're blasted with light and you have to Help them in the edit. And this guy didn't know. And with all that, it could be
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the editing, couldn't be the photographer. It could be the editor, the ed. At this scale, usually the photographer and the editor are not the same person.
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But that being said, I think the makeup still looks stunning, and I think this is a really cool. I'm not really sure. Is she, like, supposed to be, like, Taka from a Moana?
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I don't know. I thought a volcanic deity. Jacob, can you, as a photographer, can you speak to this, please?
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What do you mean? Like, what she's supposed to be or the.
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No, that's not her. Like, the editing and like, what. What you think could be. Could be done to help here or do you think this is great? Talk to me as a photographer.
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Okay. I think they're actually like, first of all, it's hit or miss. Like, for example, this photo morphine looks great. Is incredible. They really killed it. And I think they did the retouching for her pretty well too. I think there are other ones that are worse. Lucky Stars is a hard one, because I do agree they should have gone in and, like, made those blacks blacker. But I can also see that that's a lot of work. And they. Maybe they're being lazy, and this ain't
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no place to be lazy. This is what I want to do.
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And also, it's hard to know what they were because this. Because this is so out of. Out of the picture of regular makeup retouching. I think this is a harder thing to do. And they're not really sure what to go for and what.
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They're bringing a specialist.
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Yeah. And also, y', all these pictures follow these girls for. My people still use my promo pictures, and I have three to choose from, and they will still go back to that season 10 when I'm sitting there like.
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Like, if we go to other ones, like Crystal Method, there are other ones
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where they were like, well, you ask my opinion on all the photos on this one. All right. More Lucky Stars. You know, I. I don't know that I can say I see a ton of growth because this is very similar to what she did before.
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Yeah. So recent. She was here, like, one season ago.
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I do love, love, love this. I love this look. I love this big hand. I think this is so great. But when she. They asked her what's her biggest regret from the season, she said wearing the shoe she wore during her lip sync, I'm like, that's your biggest regret from the season. But stuff follows you Around.
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Yeah. And also, maybe she thought. Maybe she thought she could have really saved herself if she was in a better shoe.
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That's what she said. She said she's like. I could say. But also, you know. I know. I know your biggest regret. I want to bring it up because you don't like talking about it, but,
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like, wait, don't say it on camera. Just.
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Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But it's like, what you think is your biggest grant. Like, no one else is thinking about that. Like, no one else is thinking about that.
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I always bring up people like, what? But, I mean, it's my biggest vulnerable
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with you, with the audience.
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But it's my. It's my biggest regret. It's not yours, it's mine.
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Do you want to be vulnerable with your audience?
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No. I talked about it several times. I'm not going to talk about it today.
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I just want a whole space for you to be vulnerable.
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I'm not interested.
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Is that not people hidden undercover?
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No, that Runway is my biggest regret.
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Gotcha.
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How do you.
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Where do you, like, now that you're snatched and, like, in your body, like, Journey bag?
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Well, now I know. Now I know how I would do it. Now. Before, it was my first time trying out on camera, which was stupid. I should not have tried that out on camera. That was the dumbest thing to do.
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So maybe if you do a redemption. A redemption Look, I'm never.
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I once tried it out at Ms. Hell's Kitchen.
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And how did it work out for you?
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Because there was a thing back in time where people do a glitter pussy. Glitter puss is really big in New York City.
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Glitter puss.
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So glitter puss. So you would tuck, and then you would cover your crotch in glue, like spray glue, and then cover that in glitter.
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I never heard of.
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And I did that at Ms. Hell's Kitchen.
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And how did it work out for you?
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I look great.
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Okay.
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Chuck was popping and slopping.
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Someone said, Jacob needs a mic. Jacob's Gym. Oh. Cause. Oh, because you don't have this.
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Oh, yeah, got it. Understood. Well, it'll be in the main.
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Yeah.
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Close your eyes. Exhale.
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Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today.
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Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh. They're so fast.
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And breathe.
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Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.
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Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts.
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So, yeah, I think that she looks really great, and I think she looks good. And now she knows to not wear big shoes.
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Yeah.
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Wearing shoes too big has never been a problem for me. Me either.
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Also, Bob and I talked about this, this trend of girls, and I see it all the time now. People strapping their shoes in with those clear heels. Have you seen this girl? All the girls now, I see them on. In their videos, whatever. They wear a heel and they go in and reinforce it with this clear, strappy thing that goes over like a T. Oh. And to see, I'm like, are people losing their shoes again? Never been a concern for me.
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Yeah. My shoes are snug as a bug in a rug. Not a problem. This for little foot bitches.
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Yeah.
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Let's go into the steam look.
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No, no, no.
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Her entrance look.
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Oh, her entrance.
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Look what she looks like. I feel like we've seen this. We saw it in her last season.
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That's what I'm saying. There's not a ton of growth. But also, to be fair, like, I think I like where her thing is. These shoes do not match.
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This look, though.
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Like, girl, just spray paint your shoes yellow or green or whatever color this is.
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This yellow. And I guess, you know, if you come working with us, I don't know her finances, but you don't want to just ruin a shoe. Although it is Drag Race, so it's like, yeah, like, spend the extra 150 and get an extra pair so your entrance look can, like, be fully realized.
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Also, if you spray paint a shoe, you can just spray paint it again. Like, I've had shoes that I spray
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painted and they get crusty.
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Girl, it is what it is, my boy.
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They get crusty.
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Mickey Meeks had a pair of crusty shoes that she spray painted and she won RuPaul's Drag Race. Those Olivia Newton John shoes was crusty. They were clearly spray painted, cracking at every step.
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Girl, those. Those. Those shoes were a sin. Those are sin and carnage.
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But she won her Paul's Drag Race.
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Let's go on to Mystique Summers.
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Madison, I think she's Mystique Summers now.
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Oh, just Mystique Summers. Oh, she dropped the Madison.
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I don't know. I just say that it says Mystique Summers here. This is an. Oh, this is one of the OGs. Like Loki.
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Season two.
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Yeah, season two. A bitch. I am from Chicago.
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Yeah.
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And I mean, obviously Mystique is. It's been a While she is the self proclaimed creator of Untucks.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, she, she was, you know, you know, the, the, the first brick that was, that was thrown at the stonewall.
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The one that hit Morgan Michael when she yelled at her.
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She was the first fight that happened in Untuck.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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I do not like these contacts. It drives me crazy. It makes your eyes look crazy.
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You know, I, I, I have gone on the record centers many times. I, I rarely sell them. Like an ice blue contact on a chocolate queen. I just feel like it looks weird sometimes.
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Can you insert this photo of Monet with ice blue contacts?
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Yeah, and I hated it. And you know what it is? I haven't worn light blue contact since, like back in my Coco Montrese days when we used to be at Barracuda. Okay, when we used to be at. When you had me doing your little show at Boots and Sadness and I forgot to tuck. I think that was the last night I wore those ice blankets.
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And I still paid you that night. That's crazy.
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You did not. The fact that you think you paid.
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I did pay you, Bob, when I
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did a Boots and Saddles. You never paid for boots and saddles.
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Well, you begged. You were interning. Okay, but when I booked you, I paid you.
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When?
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At Boots and Saddle and at the Monster. Fucking twice a month.
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Okay, Monster, Yes. You did not pay me at Boots and Saddle.
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And I pay you here.
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I pay you here.
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Copacetic.
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Anyway.
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Copacetic.
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I know it's copacetic. I like saying copacetic. Kind of like I saying. I like saying anyways. Even just.
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Anyway.
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Anyway, I think this ice will contact look a little wild. And this outfit is a little crazy with this shoe and this lace.
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The lace stockings. Oh, the stockings are criminal. Criminal.
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But she has lost a substantial amount of weight since her last season.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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I mean, so it's a difference. Like that, like you said, that's a difference. You see that? She's, She's.
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Well, I will say this, outside of her weight loss, which, sure, if that's your goal, congratulations. She has grown significantly, like y'.
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All.
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I mean, it has been 16 years.
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She has grown. Like her aesthetic.
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Yes. Her artistry.
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We didn't see much of her the first time we saw for what, two episodes?
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But we saw though, like, like Mystique's drag on her season was crazy. When I say mall, I remember Monet. Literal mall drag.
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But they all did mall drag back then, Bob.
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Not like Mystique. First of all, James was wearing custom clothing on that season, James was wearing custom fierce clothing.
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It's King James season.
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King James, especially to you. You'll be murdered again.
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Boom.
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You'll be obituated again. You can just hit the mute button. The mute's on the left.
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There you go.
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Yeah. I mean, Mystique had some pretty brutal looks on her season. They were. They were brutal. And especially her elimination look was probably the craziest one.
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Got it.
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It was. It was actually insane. But at least now she's wearing some custom clothing, which I do appreciate. She's obviously learned. Learned a lot about drag. Her makeup has changed a lot. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I think there's some. This. Yeah, of course.
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This.
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But look at what Mystique is wearing. This is particularly pedestrian. This is crazy. The makeup is pretty crazy.
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I mean, top talent just have booty shorts and a flannel shirt on. They all look pedestrian.
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Well, I mean, if you like it, you like it. What I'm saying is that little. That.
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That little wig, though, is a little crazy.
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I feel like she's grown a lot. We can look at this bitch.
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Sorry. Now we're doing the season now. This custom. Yeah. Work. Okay. Yeah. We should go on to back. Now we're doing a six, which is
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what I've been trying to do for a hot minute now. But, yeah, I think that she's. She's grown a lot. The editing problem with this, like, the stockings and the shoe and the. I actually like this dress, though. I actually think this dress is really cute.
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Can't really tell what it is.
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Like, yeah, it looks a little club kitty goes. Goes Met gala to me, which I'm. Which I'm not. Which I'm into.
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And obviously, like, she has a classic drag. She's wearing, like, the, like, very, like, fierce drag. Well, I don't know if they're fierce drag jewels, but drag queen jewelry, which is nice.
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Her voice is so kind to me.
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It is.
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She sounds like a woman.
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I agree.
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To me, Mystique sounds like a cisgender woman. I wish I had. I wish I could affect a voice like that in drag.
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You could, even with some practice.
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I, I. But I'm not. I don't want to do the work. I just want to naturally have a voice that sounds like a woman's gonna be like, hi, everyone.
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Like, like Mikey.
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Yeah. He has one of those woman voices.
B
You know what I mean?
A
I hate when people say my fierce competition. Myself. I hate that answer, guys. I hate it. My first competition is myself. Boo. Let's go to her interest Look. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is bizarre. This is wild.
B
What's bizarre?
A
I think what it is is her eyebrows make her look villainesque. And she looks shiny. She looks, like, really shiny. Like, she's not matte, but it doesn't seem like gloss. I don't know why she's so shiny.
B
I mean, I don't have a problem with the sheen. I actually really like this dress. I think the dress is great, and I love the hair. I. I like this entrance look. I'm not. I'm. I'm not mad at this at all. I think it's pretty great, actually.
A
It. You know what it is? This dress looks like it smells like Cody powder.
B
Well, that's because it looks like the case.
A
No, because it looks like it smells like a. Like a. Like a. Like an older drag queen, you know, older drag queen also smell like Cody powder. If you don't know, Cody powder basically kind of smells a little bit like a baby powder with a little bit of perfume in it. This is what I imagine a Cody powder drag queen would look like.
B
Yeah, I'm not mad at it. I think. I think I like the volume of the hair. I think I like her. I love her shape. I think the dress is actually interesting. I like this outfit. I think she looks good.
A
I don't love it. Let's move on to Morgan McMichaels, who is back for the third. Third time.
B
Third time. Third time's a charm. Morgan. See, look at that.
A
Great.
B
Yeah, but, like, under her eye, like, why didn't they help her out under there? It looks so muddy under there. Like, they could have really crisped that up. They could have crisped up the lashes for her. They could have, like. Anyway, we can get into that.
A
I think Morgan looks really good here. Is he the first one to have, like, background people?
B
No, they all have background people. Those two guys are shot.
A
Yeah, they just. They just really stood out in that one for some reason.
B
Yeah.
A
But, yeah, I think Morgan looks really good. I like this outfit. I think her makeup looks great. Her hair looks fantastic. I love these boots. I love this gauntlet on her arm. This is a great look. She looks amazing.
B
I think Morgan looks great. I think obviously her hubby probably did the hair as well. He's shout out to Hasam. He's such a talented wig stylist. And, yeah, I think Morgan looks great. I think we know that Morgan is going to give, like. I think Morgan's a Very talented queen. I don't know how Morgan has not made it to the top two of the other seasons she's done because I think Morgan is quite a stunning drag queen.
A
Morgan is lowkey, an icon.
B
Yeah. So I hope that this season works out for her. I hope Morgan turns it out. She's. She, she deserves it. She's out here punching Nazis in the face and breaking her wrists like.
A
And she low key runs. Runs with her.
B
Oh, for sure, y'.
A
All. No shade lo. Morgan is lowkey in charge of the girls.
E
Yeah.
A
If you are a queen and you want to come to la, you. And by the way, and this is not just for Drag Race girls.
B
She want local girls from.
A
She will get other girl. Like, she will get you gigs. She will give you a six city, a six show tour.
B
Yeah. In la. So she'll have you at. She'll have you at Mickey Chevy at Hamburger Mary's and we Hill. Hamburger. Hamburger Mary's, Long Beach. Hamburger Mary's, Ontario. Like, she's not playing like Morgan is. She is that girl.
A
When they ask who's in charge of the girls, the answer is Morgan McMichaels.
B
Truly, I think she looks great and I'm really, really, really rooting for Morgan this season.
A
But then she said in her interview, she goes, I'm not the type to align with anyone, baby. This is All Stars Champion of the competitors. Survivor.
C
Yeah.
A
You gotta whatever the.
B
It's called Tournament of Champions.
A
Tournament of Champion. Surv.
B
So you do have to make. I mean, but so do you want Morgan to play a dirty game? Not a dirty game, but a game.
A
A social game? Yes, I want to play a social game.
B
No, but not aligning meaning like alliances. Like, do you want to do like. Like a mistress? Like you have a thing and then deceive people out of. Out of coins.
A
Not about deceiving people. You have to align with someone. Someone's gonna have to give you a star.
B
Ginger Min should have any alignments and
A
she won, but she stayed in the top. I don't think Morgan's gonna stay on the top every time. I don't think Morgan can sew so we can do so not like that.
B
I mean enough to. On the show, you saw who's in her bracket.
A
She gonna outsole morphine.
B
Does morphine sew?
A
Yes. Is she gonna outsow Lucky Stars? Is she gonna out design Lucky Stars?
B
But that's what it is.
A
She going to out design Dawn.
B
Yeah, Dawn.
A
No, she'll out design a'. Keria.
B
Yeah, Dawn.
A
So what are you gonna do when you. Exactly. She's gonna have the line with somebody,
B
but that's assuming she's gonna have a design challenge.
A
They gotta give them all a design challenge.
B
No, the last Ginger Min's bracket didn't have any design. They did all.
A
Yes, it did Ginger Minj design that mermaid gown, but it was more about
B
Witch of the West. It was. It was a story theme, but there was a design. Okay. Design element. Yes.
A
Yes, there was. There was an element of design. I actually like this jacket. I hate these pants. I like the whole thing.
B
I think it's so campy and ridiculous. We all know Morgan loves the 80s. Morgan loves, loves, loves the 80s. She. She has, like, 19 different numbers about different 80s. Can you guys.
A
We can see the comments too, Jacob, go ahead.
B
Sorry. Designing Women, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And I think. I think this is great. Could the cants. Could the pants be reigned in a little bit to give a little more fashion, you know? Yes. But I like the whole aesthetic. I love the hair. I love the jacket. I love the big purse. You love a purse.
A
I didn't say I hate it because of the purse. The pants are a little clown town. And also maybe if they weren't so wavy or if it was wavy with intention, but I do from the waist up. I like bodice up. This look is great. I love her hair. I love her makeup. I love this color block jacket. I think she looks really, really, really, really good.
B
Someone said.
A
Someone said no name, but look how small it is.
B
Because you could Dan or Danger Art.
A
No, it's Diamond Love Bug. I'm looking Dan.
B
He said Lucky went home on a design challenge, actually, but.
A
But I think her designs are really good, though. I personally think they're really good. Diamond Love Bug says now, Morphine, design skills ain't all that. That's crazy.
B
What are you doing?
A
I think Morphine's design skills are good.
B
What does she design? As you know of on RuPaul's Drag Race.
A
I'm not following her off the season, but on Drag Race, I thought what she did was well.
B
I don't think Morphine did well in the design challenge.
A
I thought she did well, and I think she's better than Morgan. Now what? Let's move on to Dawn. What I'm gonna say is my pick to win the season. Dawn is so unique. I have not seen anyone do drag like this, and this is immaculate. I feel like dawn, on her season, was a really good designer, but she was missing just a little bit. But I feel like, she has garnered the design skills because I, like, like she did with. On the Pit Stop. Was that with you?
B
Yeah.
A
And watching her document the whole thing, it ate well.
B
I don't think, I don't, I don't even, I don't even agree with that. I just think that she just happened to be on a season with someone who was just. But like, she was on a season with Q. Q is a stunning designer. So Q just kept on besting her.
A
Like, that's true.
B
Like, and I, I, I think Dawn's designs were amazing. Her season. I don't think she had to change much. She just, she just unfortunately had someone who was just a little better than her.
A
But I think she has gotten better. Like, I've been, I've also been following her design stuff online. Okay. I watched one thing. I'm acting like I literally. One thing because you were in it. I was like, honey, I followed her. No, I literally, I watched one video. But watch. I think what it was was watching her make it on that video. I was like, this. No, this is like, like, I so, like, I can't make a, A dress like a, a cocktail dress. This is like backing, interfacing.
E
Yeah.
B
Yeah. She's ironing on, overlocking, interstitching, interviewing all the things.
A
Yeah, interstitials. It was, it was, it's really impressive. And I think her, her, her design perspective is just so unique.
B
Yes. Always this like weird, nymphy, creature, alien goddess things. And I, I think it looks really great. Her close up. I think she looks beautiful. They, they did her right in the edit. And again, there are some little tweaks. I think they could have done something better, but I think she looks great. I think she looks stunning. And I'm excited to see dawn this season as well.
A
Yeah. And she is low key. The confessional shade queen.
B
Oh, she's really good at confessional.
E
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B
i have a question. Does it have to be so cold in here.
A
Sometimes you say it's hot in here.
B
I never say that. I always say it's too cold in here. I am.
A
Would you like for us to adjust?
B
I am shivering. Yes. Thank you.
A
Any other. Any other requests?
B
My request. I want to talk about this amazing entrance look.
A
This is so good.
B
She's a very talented queen. I can't wait to see her this season.
C
If I.
A
If I have to. If I have to pick hairs.
B
Split hairs.
A
The split hairs. The. This. This, like, ribbon around the top and the titties looks a little, like, uneven or odd in a way.
B
Yeah, but that's.
A
If I have to split hairs. You know what I mean? Otherwise, this look is so good. She's so unique. I've. I've never seen a queen like this. Only thing is, I fear that she is going to suffer in the department when it comes to performance.
B
I was gonna say. Did she. How does she do in the acting and funny stuff? I forget.
A
Well, she got sent home with morphine in a lip sync, and she's back in the same bracket as morphine.
B
Was she. Was she batting acting challenges?
A
She was fine. She was Don's whole issue her whole season was. She was fine, right? That was her issue the whole season. I mean. Yeah, she's fine. She was fine. I'm hoping that her performance skills gotten better again. I've watched one YouTube video of her, so I. I haven't tracked her. I don't act like I'm, like. I'm like. I'm the leading dawn historian, so I don't know. I don't know if her performance have gotten better. I don't know. I don't see her being the next lip sync assassin.
B
I don't see that for her either.
A
Let's go into Akira. What does the C stand for?
B
Chanel Davenport now? Yeah.
A
I kind of want to be camp if the C stood for nothing.
C
No, because Akira. Chanel. A curious Chanel.
B
Oh, I carry a Chanel. Oh, wow. My God. I never got that until this. Thank you, Jacob, for that.
A
Six seasons later.
B
Six. Is it six? No, she's on season 11.
A
Bitches. Bitches. 18. So seven later.
B
Seven later. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, A', keria, I feel like she does not get her flowers for being the amazing designer that she is. Have you seen the things that a' keria makes?
A
Yeah, a' keria is a'. Keria. I've seen it on Drag Race.
B
On Drag Race. Yeah. True. But so she makes, like, Akira does pageants of all year. Round. She's doing balls and stuff, and the stuff she creates is really, really, really immaculate. So I hope I want her to get her flowers as being. As being on the level of all these fucking other designer girls.
A
Well, the issue is that she's not a big personality, so that's why. So, like, some of these. So, like, like, someone, like, let's say, like, Nymphia win. Not a huge person, but she won the season, so she's going to get all the stars, you know? But that being. Who else gets. Who else gets a lot of accolades for. For being a good designer? I was literally named one person.
C
Jayda since Hall.
A
Jayda since Hall. But, yeah, but she won. But she won the season again. She won a season. You know what I mean?
B
Yeah.
A
She's the most winning season girl over in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race.
B
Yeah. She has the most lip sync wins.
A
No, the most challenge.
B
Challenge wins.
A
Yeah, the most challenge.
B
Yeah. I think a career is great. Akira is so suddenly beautiful, and she is the body.
A
It's her third time.
B
Her body is insane. Her ass is crazy. She is. Her body is stacked. Bitch.
A
This is Akira's third time doing RuPaul's Drag Race. I have seen a lot of growth between this and her original season. I feel like there's a ton of growth. There are times when I literally can't even recognize her because her is her. Her growth has been huge.
B
Yeah.
A
I don't love this interest look, though. The bottom is a little wonky for me. It's a little wonky.
B
It's a little wonky, but only when she moves. When she was stills,
A
unfortunately, we had to walk her, watch her walk in and walk out, and it looks like. It looks like she has a pool noodle on top of those feathers.
B
She looks like. She looks like something from a Dr. Seuss book.
A
A little bit.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. Like, like, like she's from the truffle tree.
B
Yeah.
A
Let's go into bracket two to Crystal Method.
B
Oh, this is Crystal. Is. Is she one of the most. Is she one of the artsiest queens we have?
A
Yeah, we have her, her and dawn in one season, which is going to be pretty. And bracket, though, Lucky stars, Dawn and Crystal, we got a lot of club kitty girls.
B
Yeah, I love Crystal Method. I love being on the road to Crystal Method. She is such a fun person. She. She minds her business. She is not confrontational. She is as sweet as fucking cherry pie.
A
But how are they going to work out in the competition of. The competition of All Star Survivor Challenge, Ginger Mitchell. She won, but she stayed in the top. Is Crystal gonna stay in the top, Chris?
B
She made it to top through her season.
A
She sure did.
B
She sure did.
A
She sure did.
B
And I think this, this promo look is fucking dope. I don't think we've ever seen anything like it in, ever.
A
She's so unique. Crystal Method is another queen who is so unique. I've never seen a queen like her ever. They tried to compare her, her daughter's sister to her.
B
Oh, diabetes. And they're literally nothing alike.
A
No, they're, they're not much alike. There was a brief moment where they kind of had a similar bitbop. Boop. But she's so unique. She looks incredible. I, by the way, I challenge you. I challenge you to follow her makeup tutorial. I dare you. You will lose your mind.
B
Is it crazy?
A
Monae, you will become unwell.
B
I'll try it.
A
But the one I followed, her original one.
B
Her from her original season.
A
Yeah, I think she posted during her season. It will on her page. I reckon so. Yeah.
B
I'll try it.
A
It will break your brain. It will. It will undo you. That being said, this look, I have literally not a single note for this look. She looks incredible.
B
It looks like something from like a Top Model photo shoot, to be honest.
A
No, for real.
B
And the close up shot, licking that lollipop, it's so good. And I just love Crystal. Always thinks about her drag from head to toe. Shit. And I really love.
A
Wow. Naomi gonna sue the fuck out of you. Don't ever say Naomi's things again.
B
I just love Crystal and her drag.
A
Let's go into her promo look.
B
I mean, her interest look.
A
I mean her interest look. I love this look. God damn, this queen is so, so. I think she's just so special.
B
I like this look.
A
I love it.
B
It was a little wild.
A
I was like, I love it.
B
But that's Crystal, though. Like, I'm like, she's just like being swallowed by this costume. I think it's a little wild. But I do enjoy her, so I like her whimsy. Have you ever seen her Winnie the Pooh? Slutty Winnie the Pooh costume? No, she has a slutty Winnie the Pooh costume.
A
Slutty Winnie the Pooh.
B
Yes. It's so good.
A
Crystal Method, I gotta tell you right now, this is truly a queen who is really, genuinely marching to the beat of her own drum. She is doing her own thing. She do not care what the other girl. Oh, so this is.
B
Oh, this is it on Murray and Peter.
A
This is wild. This is wild. Crystal method is super unique. Where is she? I get it. Where is she? Where is she storing this dragon?
B
I know. Cause all of her drag is big. Huge, huge drag girl. I got my little dresses, and I'm like, I'm running out of space. I can imagine.
A
Yeah. Someone said, I can't.
B
What does someone say?
A
It's gone. I can't remember who it was. Someone said, Crystal. One of our patrons said, crystal is the one to beat.
B
Somebody said, pop, you have got to get it together with this.
A
Somebody said, well, then you read it. Muslim13 said, Crystal is the one to beat. RuPaul's favorite fan favorite.
B
And different people, the fans always think they know who RuPaul's favorites are.
A
RuPaul makes it pretty clear.
B
There are some.
A
I think George's. I would like to adopt you. I think.
B
I think.
A
I think Lawrence Chaney, you are my favorite person.
B
The favorites we've seen of Laurent, George's and Gottmik.
A
Gottmik was a favorite. Off camera.
B
No, no.
A
I feel like, like, season 13.
B
He loved Gottmik, but I feel like
A
when we saw her at the Emmys and she let Got Mick film her, I was like, with a filter, and I said, this is crazy. We would have been clubbed like baby seals. Let's move on to Selena Estee. Friends of the pods, you'll love her. She's Selena. Let's go. You know, zoomed out. I like this makeup. Zoomed in is kind of crazy. Okay.
C
I will also say she's one of the ones who the retoucher did specifically dirty. Like, they could have really helped her out in a way that I feel like. I don't know. I feel like they could have retouched us more.
B
I think. I think so too. I think. I think this retouching is a bad job. Even, like, on the lip, I think of, like, smooth on. On the. On the left side. They could have even smoothed that out. Like, I think, like, what?
A
I love this wig. I love the wig is everything. I think she looks genuinely really stunning
B
and a glow up from her season. Do you agree?
A
No. For sure.
B
100%.
A
Yeah, 100%. She's definitely like her, y'.
C
All.
A
You saw the pro. You saw the fashions on her season.
B
That light.
A
I should go ahead and say, honestly, Selena S titties is from her original season. I'm gonna say it. The worst dressed queen in the history of Drag Race. I genuinely think. I actually genuinely think that from her original season.
B
Bob, the Worst dressed queen of RuPaul drag. Are you fucking kidding me?
A
Then who is it?
B
It's not Selena. I definitely thought people had way worse fashion than this Dr.
A
But you can't give anyone because you
B
only think about the one look.
A
No, the streetlight. I don't think about one look. It's it. The whole package was bad because, you know, it made me realize it. During the thing, she talked about her bad fashions and they showed all of her. Like, they showed a. A montage of her looks. She was. The first one was so bad, they created the Golden Boot for her.
C
So you think her package was worse than Serena Cha?
A
I do. I do, genuinely. Yeah.
B
That's a crazy statement to say, Bob. That's crazy.
A
I said what I said.
B
I will say I do think her street sign look was. Is probably in top three worst looks on Drag Race. But overall package, when she did the Grammy one, when she had the Grammy Awards, when she did, you're calling out one or two. Her entrance look was a good look. Her finale look on her season was a good look. The cake, like Selena, Bob, the wor. That's crazy. Come on.
A
I said what I said. But she looks beautiful here. And I don't feel. And I believe that very firmly, she looks absolutely genuinely stunning. And I do see a massive, massive grownup. She said she was known for her confessionals. I'm like, you're known for your bad fashion.
B
Oh, my God.
A
She is known for her bad fashion.
C
Okay. But she also has some iconic confession, like, Free Willy was a great moment.
A
Free Willy was a great moment.
B
Great one.
A
She's known for her bad fashion.
B
Can we go into our interest look Jacob, which I think was particularly stunning in this episode, she dressed up as her golden. She looks like a million dollars beautiful.
A
God, she looks stunning.
B
Yeah. This hair is great. I love that she's referencing herself with the golden Boot. The dress is a golden boot thing with. She's wearing golden boots. This white blonde Marilyn is sexy. I think Selena looks amazing in this entrance look.
A
Yeah. Ah, this looks so good. Everything about.
B
I don't.
A
I don't know if she's. I don't know if she's like, let that designer from before redeem himself or if she's like, it's a wrap.
B
He wasn't her designer. He was her. He wasn't designing them as a director or something. Yeah. He was her overall artist.
A
Is she still with that guy?
B
I don't think so.
A
I don't. Would you stay with him? Oh, let's move on up next, we have.
B
Mother has arrived.
A
I gotta say, watching this promo was genuinely emotional for me. Like, she genuinely. When I saw her impact and how they're saying, mother has arrived and she's been quoted. They counted up. She has been quoted in every season of Drag Race. She's been quoted in international seasons. When she went on the show, she was 21 years into drag. She is now 34 years into. She started drag when you were 2 years old.
B
Damn.
A
Vivation started dragging when you were 2 and years old. She, by the way, and looking young.
B
Yeah. I think Vivacious is really good.
A
I think vivacious has to be almost 60. Can we Google Vivacious age? She has to be almost 60 by now.
B
I wish she didn't wear that thing with over her eyebrows.
A
We can critique her look pretty soon. 52.
B
52. Why did you say 60?
A
Because she was in a drag for 32 years. We were talking when she was three.
B
20.
A
52 minus 32. 52. 2 minus 32 is what, 20?
B
No, 52 minus 32 is 20.
A
52 minus 32 is 18.
B
52 minus 32 is 20, babes.
A
It's 20. Yes, I guess you can start at 20.
B
What are you.
A
What are you on 18?
B
How'd you get two?
A
I think 18.
C
That was incorrect. That was Google. It says she was 40 on season six.
A
That was 13 years ago.
C
Yeah.
A
So she's 53, Bob, man. She's 53 now, now, now let's critique her. This outfit is amazing. The only issue is this headpiece was not designed in conjunction with the makeup. It was not like, you have a third of your eyebrows in here.
B
And she should have just not. She should have just not put eyebrows on.
A
No eyebrows.
B
That would have, like, helped a lot of this.
A
I agree.
B
I think that the dress, overall, it's very vivacious.
A
I love it. I love this dress. Genuinely. I love this.
B
I love the headpiece a lot. I think the headpiece is really, like, a great way to call back to our nation.
A
You know, she makes this stuff. She's one of the girls who sews down. Like, she makes those huge spikes. Have you seen these videos of her performing in nightgowns?
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
She makes really, like, architectural feats.
B
Yeah, Well, I mean, so I. I. In her bracket, her. Crystal's also a really good seamstress as well. I don't. She makes all her stuff, but she. I know she's a good seamstress, so, yeah, I think that Vivacious is going to be. Do. I think Vivacious is winning season 18, season 11. No. But I do think she is going to be a nice way to bring her back and to hopefully the fans can. Nicole Page Brooks.
A
Her mother has arrived. Ariana Grande. Even Ariana Grande said it. Even Glinda the Good Witch said it. This interest look. I love this look. I just wish that she could find a way to. You know what it is?
E
What?
A
I. Well, is it this her? She's so club kitty, but her makeup is not. Her makeup is, like, just, like, typical day drag. I wish that she did, like, club kitty makeup.
B
Yeah, I agree. But maybe she doesn't have the skills to do it. She's like, I'm not gonna make myself look like. Look the fool.
A
Actually, she can make these. She can make. If you can learn to make this Architectural Digest garment, you can learn to do a little crazy makeup.
B
No, Bob. Makeup is, like, a skill that people really struggle with. I think it was not easy for everyone to do.
A
Why the fuck would you look at me when you said that? Why the fuck would you look at me when you said that? That was actually crazy.
B
I will say. I. Do you think we're going to get onation every single Runway? I can't handle it.
A
But we didn't get in the promo.
B
We didn't get in the promo. Her headpiece was a poison. Wars on Asia.
A
What? Go back.
B
What do you mean?
A
That.
B
That thing that's on nature head on her head.
A
Oh, so now. So now you're Michelle.
B
I'm not Michelle. I'm just saying. Are we going to see. Are we going to see it every Runway?
A
What if we do?
B
I can't. I don't want to see it every Runway. We've seen it in the promo. We've seen the entrance look. I'll accept it one more time if I see it in every single Runway. I'm over. I'm over it.
A
I'm not over it.
B
Okay.
A
I think Onatia's iconic.
B
She's iconic.
A
More iconic than you.
B
More iconic than me, for sure.
A
Or nation.
B
I still want to see every Runway.
A
I think she looks. I love this look. I just wish her makeup was a little bit different, but I just love this look so much. And the fact that she can sell this stuff is so fucking cool. Let's go on to April.
B
Carry on.
A
I'm just going to say it looks like she's in a wheelchair. She looks like Professor X, not Governor Hot Wheels girl. She looks like Professor X. Tell me I'm lying.
B
She got this. No close up for her. Yeah, there's no close up weird at all. Oh, at all.
A
Muy interestante.
B
April Carrion is so fucking sexy in drag. Out of drag. I've seen her perform a few times in Mickey's WeHo. She's always so sexy and slithery and like, she just oozes sex appeal. Her original, she had some cool ones. She had the rain one. That was like a really iconic Runway for her.
A
Yeah. She said, I'm known for my umbrella Runway.
B
The umbrella umbrella ring.
A
I asked a friend, I said, do you think you can set me up with apricot? Carry on. He was like, nah, she wouldn't be interested.
B
Who was the friend? Tell me. Work.
A
She was like, no, she won't be interested.
B
I was like, oh, work.
C
I really.
A
By the way, you realize when we do this, they can still hear us.
B
Oh.
A
Oh, wait, did they? The live heard it.
B
Oh.
A
But yeah, I mean, go back to her promo look again, please. I think it's. Yeah, it looks good. It's not breathtaking by any strokes. Imagination. Yeah, but it is good. It's a little.
B
It's little Marco.
A
Marco. Marco. Circa 2016.
B
Yeah, I can see that. I see what you're saying, but this is cool. She looks like ocean or is Oshun the sun God. Whichever one is the water God that a lot of these celebrities depict, like Beyonce and Beerus and all of them. She looks like she's like a water goddess. And she's like the water barrier carrier bearing water. I think she looks otherworldly. This hair is interesting in the front. Is it a mullet? Yeah.
A
I'm not super into this look.
E
Look.
A
I don't hate it. I don't hate this look, but I'm not like into it like this. This doesn't do a lot for me, to be honest. This leaves a lot to be desired.
B
When she was walking, I think was very hot. No, like all the things blushing and you can see her body, the silhouette.
A
To me, this leaves a lot to be desired. It's not particularly interesting to me. I think that it looks a little artsy and craftsy at the top. It looks like she went down to Michael's and grabbed some, like, starfish. Dried up star, like dehydrated starfish and shells and threw them on her body. I don't love it. That being said, she is really beautiful. She said that she was. She was. She was the first queen to say I was meant to win All Stars too. Well, they didn't happen. They didn't cast her in 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10. But she is back for All Stars 11, and she can finally make that promise come true. That was she. She made this promise 14 years ago. She promised us 14 years ago she was going to win All Stars 2. And now is her chance to actually make it happen.
B
Do you think they asked if she turned it down or she just wasn't or. Or.
D
Or.
B
Or she just didn't want to do it?
A
Well, I don't know. I mean, I know she lives in Puerto Rico for a while, but now she's. I think she's in la. But also Queens live everywhere. Queens live in Queens. Live for Queens. I think having Queens come from Alaska. Didn't Denali come from Alaska?
B
No, she's in Chicago. She's born in Alaska.
A
Oh, I don't know. Didn't Corniatte come from Australia?
B
She was living in LA when she did that.
A
Oh, well, obviously, I don't know.
B
The. Vivian did come from.
A
There we go.
B
She did the uk.
A
So, yeah. Let's move on to your sister, the cringe icon.
B
I want to say this. Can you not do this all season long?
A
What do you mean, Bob, please. What?
B
Can you not do this all season long?
A
Do you review the show?
B
Can you not be this extra? Do this whole thing with Omayari, please? I can't. It's just so ridiculous.
A
Ora Mayori has acknowledged that she is the cringe queen. She says, yes, I am your cringe queen. I now accept it. I'm not. I'm gonna ask a genuine question. Do you think you're part of that?
B
No, I don't.
A
You genuinely don't think you were any part of her being called a cringe queen?
B
I do not think I'm. I'm. Jacob, please. I don't think I was part of that.
A
Well, she's accepted it now. She's like, yeah, I am. I am the cringe queen. Like, I am the cringe queen. But someone said, j for pay said y' all bullied aura so hard. She had to. She had to apologize in her confessional. Do you want to take any part in that?
B
Can you? No, I don't.
A
I would like to move on. I think you said all season. It's just this episode now.
B
I don't think that I was part of. I mean, I think I said a thing, but I was not the only one. You said she was cringey too.
A
No, you were really.
B
Also, Naomi said she was cringy as well.
C
So How.
A
How, how. I'm Asking about your part in this. I'm not. When the cop pulls you over, you didn't go. He was speeding. Yeah, I do. You got pulled over.
B
He was spitting in front of me.
A
But you got pulled over. I think that I miss. I'm sad that she says now. She says she's not flexing. You ruined it for us. Now we don't get to fucking look at R Mi flexing because you.
B
I'm sure if you DM her, she'll send you a flexing video.
A
You want to be.
B
You may not have a chance. Ava, carry on. I think you have a chance to
A
r. Because of you. I can't now because of you. You don't fucked it up for me.
B
So now you know how I feel about Rihanna and Beyonce and everyone else. That being said, this promo look is very cumbersome. She looks. She's added like 20 pounds to herself.
A
This look is amazing. Are you doing a bit?
B
I'm not doing a bit. I think Bob Mara Mayor is not the size this is making. This is adding like 20 pounds to her.
A
She looks like a fucking warrior. This look is literally amazing. I love this look. This is my top five looks of the promos. Top five what? Easy.
B
I think she looks beautiful. I think she look. She's stunning in the face, but I just don't like how the bulk this adds to her. And I think it makes a little look like a sumo wrestler.
A
Can I read this? Tam Tam Rose says J for Pay must be fucking Bob because his comments get read every stream. J for Pay just has really good comments.
B
Are you fucking J Perfect?
A
No, no. I mean, I probably would. I got a pretty wide palette. I'm probably into whatever you got going on, to be honest. But J4Pay just makes really funny comments.
B
Sorry, Johnny Tsunami. 420 said these two bullies arguing. Who bullied RM? Right. The thing is that Bob is acting like he did not comment just as much as I did about R. Marari. You were in on Barbie more than me.
A
I. Okay, I'm gonna go back to praising her. This look is amazing. I genuinely love this look. I love this staff. I love this headpiece. Her makeup looks absolutely stunning. I'm so sad that I will not get to see her flexing genuinely because I like looking at her body because it's hot. I think this looks really fudgeing good. Like, genuinely. This looks really good.
B
Yeah. I mean, again, I think her face looks great. I just don't like the book. Again, I acknowledge that this is a cool outfit. I Just think it just. It just adds weight to her that she doesn't need. And because she's. She's. She looks great without that.
A
Jay's probably a white twink. I don't know anything about Jay for Pay. If Jay for pay was in this room right now, I literally wouldn't know who he was. This looks amazing. Her intro look is so good. This is epic. She looks fucking stunning.
B
I do. Like, again, I do. I love her makeup. I think. Or my. Has some of my favorite makeup this weekend. This. This season. I'm trying to figure out how these girls do this, like, white here. It's like, I think I have been trying to do it, and I cannot accomplish it. She does it so well. Corey King does it very well. I need to ask these girls how to do it. I want to learn how to do that. See how, like, again, it's probably a combination of adding a very light highlight. Like, this zone is so light. I love that, but I can't do it yet.
A
DM her and ask her.
B
Actually, I should be com. We. I. I think we're. I don't think. I don't think. I think she blocked me.
A
I'm not blocked or sending them flexing videos now. This look is so good. We have silky, not Megan N back for the fourth time. They are acting like she did not do Canada. All Canada versus the world. You're World of wonder. You're not going to gaslight me.
B
Wait, wait. What?
A
They always show everyone's intro looks.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A
And somehow, is she, like, third? They're acting like she. This didn't do Canada. You were a finalist. You were top two against your sister. Raja. Can we not. Y' all about to. Y'. All, it ain't that far away. I got w. Pres Plus. I saw. I didn't see it.
B
I don't, but I.
A
But I could.
B
Do you. Do you know the. The drama about this. This interest look? No, she had another interest look made, so she made. She got a designer. I'm piecing it together for what? I said look.
A
Like Patrick Howell. No, Patrick. It looks like Patrick Howell.
B
She got a designer to make in Houston, and mistress was somehow connected, and then she couldn't. So she was leaving the mistress always
A
in some fucking drama. God damn, bitch.
B
The designer didn't make the dress in time, so when she gets to drag her, she's like calling mistress. She's like, hey, girl, I'm here filming thing. I need you to get in touch with my designer to get my dress to me. So now Mistress.
A
So now Mistress is her manager.
B
Mistress, right. So Mistress is calling Roll of Wanda on the phone with Rolla. Wanda, like, hey, I'm trying to get to Silky's dress and hers Mistress, like, I don't know why I'm. All of a sudden, I'm Silky's manager trying to get her dressed. Stupid.
A
Why would she agree? I would be like, bitch, this is not. I ain't got nothing to do with your. I would have been like, well, I mean, if it was you, I would do it.
B
Yeah.
A
Are Mistress and Silky that close?
B
I. She lives in Texas. Maybe they become close over the year. Over the years.
A
I went and got your crown. You never thanked me. I picked up your crown and scepter. I did. I. I drove to World of Wonder, grabbed it with my hands and. And then drove it to your home.
B
Okay.
A
Can you acknowledge that I did that?
B
I don't remember that. But if you did do it, I'm sure I thanked you when you did it.
C
We also dropped stuff off for you from All Stars, didn't we?
B
What? I also recorded an episode of a show for 12 hours yesterday because I love you so much.
A
Yeah, it wasn't yesterday.
B
Whatever day it was.
A
And you were paid. When did you not fill out the paperwork?
B
I did, but. How much are you gonna pay? Was. Was it worth my.
A
It was in your contract.
B
I didn't get a contract.
A
In my opinion, it was more than you should ever be fucking.
B
I agreed to do it because you asked me to do it.
A
I signed paperwork. That's a contract, bitch. You signed paperwork?
B
I signed a W9. I didn't have numbers on it. I did not sign anything besides what I signed on set.
A
In my opinion, it's more than you should be getting paid.
B
And when I. When you. When I had you at my doing my show, Monet, I paid you very handsomely.
A
It was four figures, bitch.
B
Oh, so. Oh, so.
A
No, it was not for Monet Dogs.
B
No.
A
For what?
B
Slumber party, bitch. Yeah.
A
It was not four figures.
B
It was four figures.
A
Well, I'll post receipts.
B
Please post it.
A
Don't play games with me.
B
I dare you.
A
Don't play games with me. Post what you've been on Summer Party Drop out. All aired out, huh?
B
Post what you been on Summer Party Mulligan.
A
You know, he's over at no Rolls Bard now.
B
Wait, he left. He did not leave Dropout.
A
He said. Well, he does. He does game.
B
Game mastering or game mortaring, Their version of thing?
A
No, Game master. What do you. Game master. Game. Whatever For Noro's bard.
B
So does he not do Dimension 20 anymore? I don't know.
C
No, he still does Dimension 20. I'm pretty sure.
A
I don't know.
B
Anyway.
A
Anyway, why is Mistress involved?
B
So then. So Mistress is connecting with World War I and trying to get this thing to Silky. The outfit didn't come. So then Silky just happens to have this backup one, and she's like, well, I guess the designer didn't make my thing. So I'm just gonna wear this backup pink one, which I think is great. Again, it's not, like, the most stunning thing that she has, but it's fine.
A
Yeah, I don't. Can we go back. Can we go back to the look jacket so we can talk about it? I don't. It's fine. It looks like Patrick Howell, but, like, not Patrick Howell. Like, finale. Like Patrick Howell. Like, interest look. Yeah, she looks pretty. Silky almost always looks pretty.
B
She also lost a lot of weight
A
as well, so it looks good. That shoe does not match that outfit.
B
I mean, it matches. It's just, you know me. I want a shoe. If you want a catsuit, the shoe needs to be incorporated into the whole thing. I hate that break. It'll drive me crazy every time, and I'll never get over it.
A
Let's go into her entrance look. So for an interest look, I feel like this looks a little crazy. This black underneath.
B
No, it's not aubergine. It's not underneath. It's part. It's all one thing.
A
Oh, it's one.
B
Yeah.
A
I don't hate this, but I don't love it. She looks good. That's the answer. She looks. I don't think opening that coat. That reveal was not necessary. This big. She like Cookie Monster coming out. And again, I said it was big. I said a reveal should be one of three things. Sickening. Naked or hilarious. This is neither of those. This is fine. She looks good. This did not need a reveal.
B
My problem with silky, sometimes her hair always looks like it's been ran through a little bit. Like, she always. Her hair, to me, always looked like she sucked. It just. She just.
A
She fucks in drags.
B
She fucks in drag?
A
Yeah.
B
So it looked like she would got fucked in this wig, and then she was like, oh, I got All Stars tomorrow. And then went on the Runway.
A
She said something I don't understand. Welcome to the reverse of not only silky nutmeg ganache, but D. Nutmeg. What did that mean? Can anyone tell me what that. I had to rewind it back and write welcome to the rivers of nutmeg ganache. But D. Nutmeg. I don't know what that meant. And she's. She. She's one of the poetry girls. She wanted my Angelus of Drag, Munch, munch, crunch, crunch. These girls don't want me or my can't take me or my lunch. She always got a poem. I don't love the poetry. But that being said, she is a pretty girl. They always say sexy's a pretty girl. She is. But her drag, her outfits be sometimes hit or miss. Sometimes she will hit. And it hits hard, but she misses hard, too.
B
Yeah, it looks like a glowed up ready to do so. I don't care if that means cmr.
A
Let's go.
B
Also, the Velcro shirts on the outfit
C
when she took off her thing and said, I was ready to do so.
B
Oh, and the.
A
Oh, it's a glowed up version of her cookie monster outfit from I was ready to do so. Yeah, I reckon so. Let's go on to Sugar Kane. This is the dirtiest close up they've done. Ooh, this is the dirtiest close up they've done that.
B
Close up is so disgusting.
A
I thought they added laugh lines.
B
Honestly, like, they are so shady for that. Like, why did they do that to her?
A
She is back for the. For the first time. She goes, I just want. I just want people to see sugarcane and love her and embrace her. I don't think that's a good tactic to have. I just want people to like me. Girl. Just want to do a good job. Like, are you here to just. People like you and want to embrace you? Like, what the hell? And she keeps saying, I'm aging in reverse. I'm getting younger. I'm getting younger. And to me, she looks the same age.
B
I think. I mean, but. But she is her old original season, she's.
A
She was in her 40s. Yeah.
B
On her original season, people don't realize. I keep on saying, Sza Kane.
A
Citizen Kane.
B
Sugar Cane was older. She was one of the older queens of the season. But she looks young, though. Like, she looks like she's a young queen. Is that a heart on her nose?
A
Like, she does a heart on her nose contour for the highlight on the nose. She has a heart.
B
It's her.
A
It's one of her things.
B
Why?
A
I don't know.
D
It's her thing.
A
I don't. This look is fine. This look is perfectly fine. This look is perfectly fine. I. They did a lot in the editing for this Shaw or this scarf, cuz ain't no way that scarf is doing all that. Ain't no good goddamn way that scarf was doing all that. Ain't no way that scarf fell like that. Ain't no way on God's green earth.
B
I should put some energy into the close up because that close up is diabolical.
A
That's cgi. Let's go to her interest look. Her interest look is prettier.
B
I love this hair. I love this. I would wear the out of this wig.
A
Her interest look is prettier, but it. It's not blowing me away. But she looks good for an interest look. This is perfectly good.
B
Is she black?
A
She Puerto Rican or something?
C
We'll talk about incurred adventure.
B
I saw that, The. The Shananay thing, right? So I was like.
A
Yeah.
B
I was like, guys, I think she's black. Oh, no, no, no, she's not.
A
She's not. I think she's Puerto Rican.
B
Well, that doesn't mean that she's not black.
A
You're right, because Puerto Rican's not a race. Thank you for clearing. Thank you for helping me. Clearly I meant Taino. I thought she was Ty. Now let's go on to Sam Star.
B
Sugar cane walk. So cute. Can run.
A
Sam Star is. Can I say something about Sam Starr?
E
What?
A
She has all the ingredients of a delicious winner. It's like you made all the ingredients of, like, a cake that I like, but for some reason this one just tastes funny and I don't like it.
B
I gotta say, she has all the ingredients to be a villain. She's so villainess to me.
A
Really?
B
Yes. Sam Starr, I get like a villain, but, like, in a good Christian bitches kind of villain.
A
Like Sharpay.
B
Yes, like that villain. Like, that's what I feel like. Even this, this close up picture, this looks like the villain shot in like a movie. Like the villain poster or the villain. Like, I'm gonna get you boys.
A
In her defense, I might be comparing her to. I think I might just be constantly comparing her to a better version of herself, which isn't fair to her. I just can't look at her without seeing a little bit of Trinity. And Trinity is just such a good queen. Trinity is great tv.
B
She's amazing.
A
Trinity genuinely knows how to be good tv. Yeah, I don't think SAMSAR does. There's never a problem with Sam Star. I just like, all the ingredients are great, but somehow they got. Something went wrong. Maybe the oven wasn't preheated or maybe some salt fell in or something. I just don't like. I don't know. I don't know.
B
Yeah, this entrance look. I think this hair is interesting. This entrance. You know, her original season, she wore so much of Trinity's drag. Did you realize this?
A
Yeah, we talked about it.
B
So I'm curious to see what we're gonna see in this iteration of her doing Drag Race again. But this interest look, I mean, this promo look is interesting. I think it's fun, and I think it's different. I do love these. These. These star cuff airing thing. I think that's a nice callback to herself.
A
Jenny Tsunami said. I'll never forget Naomi asking if she's religious because her drag screamed repressed. There's. Is she. Is she, like, Christian or something? That's. That's when. I don't know. I don't know if she is or not. But I just remember Naomi said, is she, like, Christian or something? One of the funniest things Naomi's ever said. I did like her line. I'm not just some star. I'm Sam star. That was actually pretty cute.
B
Now, this looks like this.
A
Yeah, this. Let's start. Interest look as hideous.
B
That was online.
A
This. Look up. Oh, this. Oh, it's the future. Fringe top and pants with silver sequin trim from this website.
B
Is it literally just that charisma? Charisma Charismatico.
A
Oh, it is.
B
That's the same outfit. $200. Corey King called it out.
A
Oh, honey. Corey.
B
But honestly, this is the journalism we need.
A
Go off, honey. Go off.
B
Who cares?
A
Robin Quivers found. No, Robin Quivers in the Journal.
B
Robin Givens. Forgive and forget.
A
She's a journalist. No, the journalist Robin Roberts.
B
Robin Roberts.
A
Robin Roberts found dead. This is the journalism we need. This is this. I don't like this look. She looks like Jessica Simpson, though.
B
She looks like Jessica Simpson. Like, she. I mean, you know, this. You know, she's the one that wore. And Andrew was like. She looked like. She looks conservative. Cause she's, like, very Americana.
A
Is she Christian or something? And so. So even here, like, I get, like. I don't know.
B
I just. I just feel like she's gonna call me a nigger.
A
Can I. I feel like she gonna call me a nigger. Sam, can you comment? Are you Christian? We wanna know.
B
And would you call me at the N word.
A
Let's move on to Hershey lacour Jatay.
B
I am so excited to see Hershii lacour Jete back on my screen. I think that, you know, I don't know what to expect from her drag in terms of her. What she will do in challenges but for something. I've met Hershey a few times around in different events and stuff, and I really like her energy. I like her as a person. So I'm excited to see now she's in a bracket where she can't get eliminated. What's she gonna do over a few challenges now? Do I think she's gonna blow me away? I don't think so, but I'm just excited to see her back on TV.
A
Yeah, I, I, I'm excited to see Hershey, LaCour, Jatae back on the screen. I think this interest look is really, really good. Uh, I will say Hershey's one of those folks. The only thing about Hershey is that she doesn't seem like she cares if she wins or loses. That's not fun to watch. I want you to want to win. If you don't want to win, you're not. In my opinion, you're not fun. If you're here for a good time. If you hear what Sugar Kane says, just do. What did I write down for Sugar Kane? Sugarcane said. I just want people to see Sugar Kane and love her and embrace her. I want you to just want to win the fucking competition, and then I'll probably love and embrace you. You know what I mean?
B
Well, I think a lot of girls, the stakes for winning are gone, because I think that as Drag Race has gone on, people realize that winning is not. Winning is. Sorry. Losing is a new winning to the fucking song in the show. Like, I think that people are seeing a lot of success when they don't win the show. So the stakes of winning don't feel like, oh, if I don't win this. Like I feel in the earlier seasons, you're like, oh, if I don't win Drag Race, like, it's like curtains for me because I don't know if I'm coming back. And now people are coming back seven, eight, nine times. Like, if I don't win, I'll just do another All Stars and I'll still work and I'll be booked so it doesn't feel like they have to win.
A
Also, she said that girls, she thinks people have low expectations of her, and she loves to prove a girl wrong. I love a queen who does drag just out of spite. You a girl on Drag Race out of spite. That is not why I did drag. Let's go to her interest. Look.
B
I love this look.
A
This look is so sickening. It's so great Jones. It is so Keith Haring. It is so club. I will say one thing I do wish that the eye makeup was somehow congruent with this keyhole in her mask. Maybe if the masks were going the other way and that makeup were going in that. Because the makeup is going in that direction.
B
Yeah.
A
But other than that. And that's just nitpicking. I love this look.
B
I think this is really cool. I think I wouldn't expect this from Hershey, to be honest. So it makes me really excited to see, like, what else she's going to do this season. And, yeah, I like this look a lot. I think it's Klaus. Nomi. Sorry, Nomi. Klaus. And all this. You said Grace Jones, all this kind of put together, and I'm excited by her.
A
It's not Klaus.
B
Nomi. I think it's Nomi. Klaus. No, I think it's close.
A
Let's go do Jasmine Kennedy. Jasmine.
B
Drama here, girl. The drama is here.
A
The Jasmine Kennedy looks fantastic. I love this outfit. It's a little understated, but I love this. This, like, keyhole square thing she got going down her leg.
B
Casey Caldwell did this.
A
Casey Caldwell did this. Emmy award winner Casey Caldwell. Yeah. This is a great look. She looks phenomenal. I don't have a ton of notes for this, to be honest. I'm excited to see the drama she brings back.
B
Who does she fight with, Maddie? Morphosis.
A
Something she said I thought was crazy. Everyone thinks I'm all about the look. Is that what she thinks everyone thinks about her? Everyone thinks I'm all about the look, but I'm also really silly. Do we think jazz? When you think Jasmine, you're like, goddamn, this bitch is all about the look. Is that what you think about Jasmine Kennedy?
D
No, no, no.
A
I was like, I'm not crazy.
B
I think she's all about the estrogen, honey.
A
She said, I am. I am pumped up on estrogen and ready to go to look at her interest. Look, can I say something controversial that I might give me? Cancel.
B
What?
A
The girls who have titties or wearing the titty bibs. We get it. I feel like if you wear a titty bib or if you have breasts, a lot of time the looks just be about the breasts. Like, it's just like you.
B
You wish it was more than just just showing off the breasts. Yeah, I can see that.
A
Because especially, especially the titty bib girls. The titty bib girls. Like, like, like, like Mia Starr. Who?
B
Mia Starr.
A
Mia starr.
B
Last season. Mia Star. I'm turning into RuPaul. Last season. Mia star.
A
Mia Starr. Got it.
B
Florida.
A
Mia Starr.
B
Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
A
I don't love this look. I don't like this look, and I don't like it. And also, I don't like it. On top of that, I.
B
In this look, I love the hair. I love that she's giving us, like, hair fantasies. I do agree. I think that it's just about her being naked and it's a promo look. So if everything.
A
It's not promo. It's just the entrance.
B
I'm sorry. It's just the entrance look. So if everything from this point on is just about look at how naked I can be, I don't find that to be very exciting. So I hope, you know, just because she's a trans baddie, that she. And she's really happy with presenting her body to the world. And I completely get that. I can't imagine how that feels when you look like what you feel like on the inside, on the outside. But I do want to give more of a fantasy and give us more drags. You know what I mean?
A
There's gotta be a way to show your breasts and also look good. And this looks like you got some chains on your body. Neck up. Not a single note. Neck down. Not a single compliment.
B
Damn.
A
I can't think of one. I literally can't think of one compliment.
B
So you don't think her tits look good?
A
They look fine. Yeah, they look good. Also, like, look at the way the drape of these beads are. That's the shape you want to give. This makes your midsection look the biggest.
B
Yeah.
A
And this bitch is skinny. The way these beads are draping is making your midsection look gigantic. And she is skinny as shit. That's crazy.
B
Yeah, I would have. Yeah. You know, they have queens like Naomi and Plastique and Carrie Colby to do a really good job of tricking the eye with their. With these, like, invisible corsets and stuff to give, like, you know, more shape.
A
Lauren. Lauren loves Sinclair Lauren, whatever her name is. See, this is why I said. Somebody said okay, but Bosco can always show body, and I'll never complain. It's because Bosco is finding really creative ways to show her breasts. Bosco is genuinely finding very beautiful, beautiful ways to show her breasts. This is not a beautiful way.
B
Do you know. Do you know what I want one of these girls to do? One of the city girls to do. To come out here and do the lady from Showgirls.
A
Oh, the. Yeah. Let's move on to Joey J. Joey
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J is gay and she's my favorite queen this season. I want Joey J to win All Stars 18.
A
I don't know what it is about Joey Jay. I love.
B
Oh, you were saying this earlier.
A
Queen.
B
I didn't know you loved her too.
A
I always say so cunty to me. And also another woman voice. Joey J sounds like a cisgender woman. I. I don't know what it is about her. I fucking love this Queen.
B
She seems really cool. I'm obsessed.
A
She's a great performer.
B
I'm obsessed.
A
She doesn't take herself too seriously but she wants to win.
B
Yeah, I'm obsessed with her. I think Joey J is so funny. She's even. I. I follow Joey J on social media and I think Joey J is even like her Instagram posts. I think they're very funny. I want Joey J to win. I love that Joey J is not giving us her little Eddie Izzard anymore. She's giving us the hair.
A
Well, speaking of hair, let's go on to her because this look is. This look is great.
B
Also her close up look. Look how close up her close up is. Even cunty.
A
Yeah.
B
Joey J is gay.
A
Something about her is so kind. I don't know what it is. I love this place.
B
I'm obsessed. I want her to win.
A
I love it. Let's go to her Angel's look. The hair. I love this. I love this slick back ponytail. Her face looks so beautiful. She looks like Brigitte Nielsen a little bit.
B
I see that.
A
This. I don't love this outfit.
B
I don't love this outfit either.
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But I don't care because she's my Alyssa Edwards. She's my Alyssa Edwards. I don't care. I love this queen. Why do I love this queen? I know.
B
I love her too. I'm rooting for her again. This outfit is rotted. I hope the rest of the ones this season. It's not rotted. This is not my favorite and I think it's just. I don't know what I'm actually looking at. We have horns coming out the shoulders.
A
Oh, this outfit is ugly. I'm gonna call it out. Lauren loves whatever says don't. Not to be dramatic, but I die for Joey J. I don't know what it is. Someone said it's the Johnny. I'm not reading the names.
B
What's that?
A
Johnny Tsunami Said opposite of sugarcane energy.
B
Damn.
A
Teddy Danger part says I love the neurodivergent bass.
B
No, I'm rooting for Joey J. I'm excited to see what you're gonna do this season. Again from original season. I don't remember if Joey Jay is a particularly good designer or.
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Or good at anything.
B
Good at any. I don't remember. She might be.
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I don't remember. She's a really good dancer. Joy Jay's a really good dancer that I knew.
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She's a good performer, but I don't know about anything else, so I'm crossing my fingers. All she has is performance challenges, so she makes it to the next bracket so I can get some more Joey J. Cuz I'm obsessed.
A
Let's go on to our final queen back for the fourth time. Third time.
B
Fifth time. No, she did her season.
A
Yeah.
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All Stars 3. Yeah, she did A. She did A. Versus the world. No.
C
Yeah, she did.
A
UK.
C
UK or Canada versus the world.
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Yeah, one of those versus the world. And then she did. I think she did. An didn't she do two All Stars?
A
Well, I think this is her second All Star, so I think it's her fourth time back. Oh, we have Kennedy Davenport, who was like, you got to evolve. She's been doing drag for over 30 years. She's got 30 years in the business. She is in these streets. I will say, I do love this look in this hair. Her makeup. Kennedy's makeup is always a little crazy.
B
I'm bewildered about her makeup by someone who's always a little crazy. Someone is doing. Doing drag since the 70s. How can you, like, you don't have to look like you're into some of the 70s from the 90s, but she looked like she was from the 70s. Like, why is her makeup always so ashy and weird? And like, why is this, like, I want Kennedy to get. I. I don't understand why this makeup always looks crazy.
A
I've never seen that. Makeup is always crazy, though.
B
But, like, you don't think we being your four time on Drag Race, maybe find someone to help you reign it in. That being said, I do like her outfit. I think her outfit is really cool.
A
Oh, Kennedy's outfit. This outfit. Everything about this except her makeup is really great.
B
The makeup is crazy. The makeup always looks crazy. And are we still doing the white high? I think we've. We let that go, babe.
A
I. I might bring it back. I used to do that big. I used to do a black lip with just white right in the middle. I used to love white.
B
We know. And we don't want you to bring it back.
A
Done it in years.
B
Leave it. Leave it where you have.
A
I bring it back.
B
Don't do it.
A
It was so kind.
B
Don't do it, girl. It's not worth it, girl. Don't do it, girl.
A
I already done it. I already done it. I love the outfit. Obviously her makeup is kind of crazy. Can I say something kind of cra.
B
Never the fool, honey. What you Bob, you have to say
A
it was always going for makeup. There are a lot of girls who have makeup worse than me and they're always act like I'm who. This one. Candy's makeup was crazy.
B
Give. Give us two more. Three.
A
I can't think of any other right now, but there's more. This one's right in front of me. This makeup looks crazy. Let's move on to her interest look.
C
What about winners?
A
Winners? I think my makeup is okay. I think I'm as good as Bibi. I think my makeup is as good as Bibi.
B
I would say that y' all are fine.
A
I think King James makeup's probably better than mine. I think Raj's makeup is obviously better than mine. I think my makeup is as good as Sharon Needles.
B
No, Sharon can. Sharon can paint.
A
So you love Sharon Needles.
B
I do.
A
Favorite queen who's five? Bianca.
C
Jinx.
B
Jinx.
A
My makeup is good as Jinx. Monsoon.
B
I would say old Jinx. Yes. New Jinx. Jinx can paint now and I can paint. I'm saying. But I think she is.
A
I think my makeup now is as good as Jinx Mango right now. Okay.
B
I would agree with that.
A
And we don't have to go through all the let's. I mean we don't have all. We have to do another podcast. We're not going to do that.
C
We don't have time.
B
We do it on time. If you have have a heart on it at 12:30.
A
Okay, let's go on to this is it. Oh, yeah.
B
Her interest look.
A
So for her interest look, I don't. What was. I forgot. I forgot what. Oh, her makeup looks good here. Kind of. The eyebrows look kind of crazy. Can we please go to the comments? Shake up her. I like everything, everything about this look but her eyebrows. If you could. And the fact that her belly button is white like light skin. She got damn small belly button.
B
If you're going to buy a dress on Amazon or Sheen wherever she bought this dress and throw some stones on it. You cannot do the spottiest little stones that look so bald headed and stretched out. Girl, Kennedy Davenport is a fucking pageant queen from the fucking 90s. Go and get some stones and fill out that fucking dress. Don't give us this little jibbitz on a croc. She's like bloop, bloop. So yeah, I think that she's got
A
your new enemy this season.
B
She's your not my enemy. I like Kenny Davenport. We're good friends.
A
Call her.
B
Text her.
C
Right now.
B
I'm not gonna. No, we're doing a podcast. Where's my phone?
A
Actually, good friends. When's the last time you text her?
B
Probably two weeks ago.
A
Two weeks?
B
Yeah. Because she asked me a question about. About a promo phone over here. I don't know where my phone is.
C
She.
B
She. They feel. Shoot. They were in la. She was asking me about. About a wig, and I said, I. Girl, I don't have that wig anymore.
A
So you lied.
B
What do you mean?
A
What wig was it?
B
The one I wore in my brown Godiva thing.
A
You do have that wig.
B
No, Thing. Borrowed it. No, Tsunami borrowed it for your life.
A
I saw it at your house.
B
Okay, Last week. You were not even at my house last week.
A
You weren't there, but I was.
B
Okay. Anyway. And she didn't text me. I just made that up.
A
I knew you did. I fucking knew it. Now that you mentioned this dress being like, printed. They're not actually straps for sure, girl. It's kind of crazy.
B
It's crazy.
A
But she looks pretty, though.
B
Okay.
A
I think she looks really pretty.
B
I do think her makeup is pretty good, but no, I think she.
A
I think this whole look is pretty. It looks a little cheap, but she looks. I think she looks so pretty.
B
Okay, is this. Is this outfit better? What's what? What's better? This printed butterfly Monarch outfit or your robot outfit?
A
My robot outfit is more comic. This is prettier though. If my question, if she did her makeup like this, why did she do the other makeup in her promo? I'm serious. If she can do this, why would you do what you did in the promo?
B
It was a profile in a promo. Johnny Tsunami said, I can't even imagine Kennedy connecting to Wi Fi.
E
Oh.
A
All right, y'.
D
All.
A
Monet, who's your favorite? Jacob, can you do a speedrun through all the promos? We can pick our favorite looks. Because I think I have mine, to be honest. Okay. Not that well.
B
He's gonna get started from the beginning. Bob, give him a second. Damn, Jacob. I got you.
A
He could have just gone backwards. Okay.
B
Yeah.
A
Wuhan.
B
Yes.
A
Yaha. Aha. Baja Blast.
B
Okay, I got mine.
A
Who's yours?
B
Favorite promo look.
A
Yep.
B
Hands down.
A
Uh huh.
B
These are my hands.
A
Can we say at the same time?
B
One, two, three. Crystal method.
A
Easy.
B
Crystal Method.
A
Go ahead.
B
No, go ahead.
C
And who's your least favorite?
B
Least favorite?
A
Sugar cane. My least Favorite sugar cane promo look. Promo look.
B
Aj, go back at this way.
A
I just felt like there wasn't a whole lot of thought put into Sugarcane's promo look. And it just looks like a cocktail dress that you could buy. Like a. Like a kind of a girls night out cocktail dress. Not into it.
B
O. I'm going to say Mystique Summers for me.
A
Can we now do the their intro looks? Can you just speed run those one more time, Jacob? We're going to do the intro looks. I. I think I know who my favorite intro look is already. I don't think I want to need to even look too hard at this.
C
Favorite of mine too.
A
Yeah.
B
Least favorite of mine. Okay. Yeah.
A
Ah.
B
Oh.
A
Uh huh. And that one. And I got it.
B
Seriously.
A
My favorite is Ora Mayori.
B
Her favorite.
A
Her entrance look. That look is so. Can you put on the screen so
B
you can see it, Jacob?
A
Ora Mayor's interest look is so cool to me. I think it looks amazing. The size of it. Interest lip, please. The size of it alone is just. This is epic. I really think this is actually quite epic. Truly. I really love this look. What do you not like about this look?
B
I just think it looks so cumbersome. I just don't. And I swear to God, I'm not trying to do a thing. I just. It's nice. But out of everyone, your favorite?
A
I love this look. I really like this look.
B
I do think again, her makeup is stunning, but it's not my favorite look. I think it just looks too cumbersome. I think in both of her looks she's adding bulk to herself that she doesn't need to like. There's a way to do this and not make yourself look like a fucking Megazord.
A
I think it's armor. She looks like she's got armor.
D
Yeah.
B
You can look like an armor and not be fucking Megazord.
A
Jay for pay says Monet hates this woman.
B
I do not hate her.
A
I'm just reading the comments.
B
I know you read the comments. Of course you would read that one. There are other ones that were saying something different. You would read that one.
C
And who's your favorite interest look?
B
My favorite look is Selina Cities. I think it's such a nice glow up and transformation from her original season. I genuinely think she looks really stunning here. This Marilyn, this gold. And again, since it's All Stars, finding ways like Vivacious and herself to reference things that you did on Drag Race that people know about. I think it's funny, it's fun.
A
Comments, please.
B
And I, I, I think, I think this is, I think she looks great.
A
Yeah. This my least favorite. It's going to be Jasmine Kennedy is my least favorite one. I really, I really didn't like that look. I really didn't like that look.
B
Yeah, my least favorite is going to be Sam Star.
A
CMR says. When does drag have to be comfortable?
B
Never.
A
Okay.
B
Drag is comfortable if you are doing when you're not on television. I think when you're on television your drag needs to be the most uncomfortable that you ever want to be. Cause videos last forever and this show will last forever. If I'm going to do a squiggly doing a stand up set at Perchware Studios for like a 10 minute set and I'm in drag. Yes, some people will see it but it's not going to be like on a television show that people are going to see forever and ever and ever. You know what I mean? So I'm all about doing on TV hours on trailers. That first episode. Uncomfortable as hell in this fucking corset, mad feet hurting. I was only six months out of my surgery. I was over it. But I was like this is gonna be on TV forever so I'm gonna make myself uncomfortable.
A
Another patron keys grow up a little bit. Another patron said Bob is trying to beat these bully allegations while setting Monet up to dunk on her. I'm gently not. I genly just really think that look looks cool. She looks like she's at drag. Not, not Dragon Comic Con. She looks like a character.
B
Yeah, like a Power Rangers Megazord.
A
Yeah, she's like a character for something. And, and like I also the conversation like, like, like Crystal Methods Dragon also. You chose a cumbersome one that add a lot of bulk.
C
Is your favorite.
B
No, no. But her, her promo look was not.
A
Go back to it. It's cumbersome and huge.
B
It's huge. But it's not Joey.
A
Way bigger than the one.
B
No, that. This is not cumbersome.
A
This is not.
B
She's small at the top. Like she, she has.
A
Comments please, Jacob.
B
She has size hair at the hips to accentuate her hips. But you see her full legs. You see the uphairs thing. You see she has a long neck. Like she looks elongated. She doesn't even put her arms, it looks like fashion.
A
She can't even put her arms down.
B
Yeah, she can't put her hands down
A
and they'd be resting on top of the balls.
B
And go back to rmiyar looking like.
A
Looking like what? Looking like what?
B
Let me see the I'm super curious
A
what y' all think looking like what?
B
Monet?
A
No, no, finish that statement.
B
She can put her head down either. Anyway, Diamond Lovebug says Selena looks like a white lady here.
A
I don't think. I don't think she looks white.
C
Who do you think is winning the season?
B
I wanted to be Joy J. I think Joy Jay is winning All Stars.
A
I love Joey Jay. I don't know why she's so fun. You know what it is? I would hang out with Joey Jay.
B
I could see that.
A
I would hang out with Joy J. She'd be fun. I could see Joey J at the diner being a real cut up, maybe a little tipsy, but she hasn't crossed over. You know what I mean? Who else is really good? I think Kennedy's got. Kennedy's never been on Drag Race to make it to the finale ever. Well, not. I haven't watched all of her seasons, but on her American seasons, she's always made finale. So Kennedy's gonna be in the finale, obviously. I would love to see Morgan in the finale.
B
Yeah. Yeah. I think Joey J is winning All Stars 11.
A
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Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: May 4, 2026
Bob and Monét, the dynamic and uproarious duo behind Sibling Rivalry, bring their signature wit and unfiltered opinions to the All Stars 11 “Meet the Queens” preview. This episode serves as a queen-by-queen breakdown of promo and entrance looks, discussions about the notable changes to the show’s structure and production, and playful jabs at fan expectations and Drag Race history. The pair, joined intermittently by producer Jacob and a lively Patreon chat, analyze aesthetic choices, drag “glow-ups,” and forecast who will slay — or stumble — in this star-studded season.
Each queen’s promo and entrance look gets a deep, often hilarious critique, with attention paid to:
On the new promo visuals:
“No shade, the editing on the promo pictures is not great. …This is Drag Race. Been going on for almost 20 years now.”
— Bob (02:26)
On growth (or lack thereof) between seasons:
“I do want to see a difference between your season and All Stars. …If Morphine would have worn this on her season, I feel like it wouldn’t have been too crazy.”
— Bob (06:28)
On legendary moments:
“She has been quoted in every season of Drag Race… When she went on the show, she was 21 years into drag. She is now 34 years into.”
— Bob, on Vivacious (41:48)
On entrance look logic:
“I said a reveal should be one of three things: sickening, naked, or hilarious. …This is neither of those. This is fine. She looks good. This did not need a reveal.”
— Bob, on Silky’s entrance (57:57)
On makeup critiques:
“How can you, like, you don't have to look like you're into some of the 70s from the 90s, but she looked like she was from the 70s. Why is her makeup always so ashy and weird?”
— Monét, on Kennedy Davenport (74:03)
On favorite and least favorite promo looks:
“One, two, three—Crystal Method. …Least favorite, Sugarcane.”
— Bob & Monét (79:22)
On drag discomfort:
“When you’re on television, your drag needs to be the most uncomfortable that you ever want to be, 'cause videos last forever.”
— Monét (82:04)
The episode closes with a lively speedrun through all queen looks, hosts rapidly choosing their standouts and duds, and a nod to the loyal Patreon audience that helps fuel these interactive and unfiltered deep dives.
If you missed the episode, expect:
For a cliff’s notes breakdown, Crystal Method is the fashion moment to beat, Selina has redeemed herself, and the Sibling duo are giddily obsessed with Joey J for the dark horse crown. The new All Stars structure, while polarizing in promo, ensures that the season is going to be drama-packed, shade-laden, and — as always — a wild ride with Bob and Monét there to roast, toast, and host every queen.