Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18E05 "The Rate-A-Queen Talent Show, Part 1"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18E05 "The Rate-A-Queen Talent Show, Part 1"

Release Date: February 4, 2026
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Sibling Watchery, Bob and Monét dive into Episode 5 of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18 — "The Rate-A-Queen Talent Show, Part 1". This installment sees the queens split into two groups for a talent show judged by their peers, not RuPaul, with strategic alliances and drama emerging. Bob and Monét bring their trademark wit, banter, and candid critiques to every runway look, talent show moment, and behind-the-scenes alliance maneuver, while also sharing their perspectives on everything from Black History Month celebrations to the quirks of RuPaul’s Drag Race production.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & Black History Month

• [00:34] The episode opens with Bob and Monét teasing each other about the meaning of "bisect" before Monét reminds listeners to join their Patreon for live episode recordings.
• [00:59] Recognition of Black History Month, with Bob humorously mixing up the Grammys and the Oscars, and Monét playfully calling him out:
  • Quote (Monét, 02:32): "So you’re celebrating Black history by watching a white institution?"
• Discussion shifts to Kwanzaa, with Monét resolving to actually celebrate it this year and Bob supporting the effort.

2. RuPaul’s Drag Race Fainting-Gate & Social Media Reactions

• [05:42] Reflection on Briar Blush’s elimination and fans reacting to RuPaul not getting up to help after a queen fainted.
  • Both hosts dismiss criticisms, emphasizing that medics are present and it’s not RuPaul’s job to respond physically.
  • Quote (Bob, 06:07): "What is RuPaul supposed to do, lunge over the table and give her the breath of life?"

3. Contestant Dynamics, Alliances, and Strategic Moves

• [09:29] Introduction of the "Rate-A-Queen" challenge: queens rate each other’s talent show performances — a twist usually reserved for early in the season, now brought to the middle.
• Jane Don't’s annoyance with peer-judging is called out by Monét as a bad way to win favor ("I did not come here to be judged by y’all"), while Bob notes Jane was right to anticipate being targeted due to her wins.
• The strategizing leads to messy, Survivor-esque alliances that rapidly expand to include nearly everyone, resulting in the planned alliances collapsing before the main event.
• Quote (Monét, 15:48): "At this point, y’all are just excluding one person…I know. Basically just telling Vita and Jane you’re gonna get rid of them."

4. Runway Critiques: "Not Today Satin"

([22:12] - [47:40])

Highlights & Memorable Commentary:

• Ciara Mist:

  • Both hate the outfit and the runway walk.
  • Quote (Monét, 23:46): "Everyone’s making fun of Discord Adams. I think Ciara Mist actually has the worst runway walk of the season."

• Vita Von Teese:

  • Bob praises the makeup and construction, but both are critical of the nude illusion mesh and the shoe choices, especially after learning it was made in her hotel room on short notice.

• Darlene Mitchell:

  • Bob and Monét both eviscerate the look as "hideous," joking about Darlene’s unique (possibly iconic) nutty style and her switch to a better wig at Athena’s urging.
  • Quote (Monét, 37:51): "I think Darlene might be one of the most original queens we’ve ever had on Drag Race. I think this bitch is a nut for real."

• Mia Starr:

  • "Fucking hideous" is the verdict, especially for the oversized, droopy bow.

• Mikey Meeks:

  • Both hosts rave—Mikey’s called the season’s beauty queen.

• Athena Dion:

  • Monét: "God, that dress is so stiff and just unappealing…the way she walks the runway is also irritating." Bob likens her look to a "spicy loofah".

• Jane Don’t & Discord Adams:

  • Nonplussed by Jane’s "bird, phoenix, stained glass" ensemble.
  • Discord Adams’ recreation of Cruella’s garbage dress is considered an unsuccessful "teen Woo recreation," not living up to the original.

5. Talent Show Performances: Peer Judging & Lip Sync

Bob & Monét’s Power Ranking ([58:58] onward):

1. Mia Starr — Unanimous favorite, praised for star power, choreo, energy, and original rap.
   • Quote (Monét, 59:00): "She is truly such a star, like Mia Starr is just amazing…this number was insane."
2. Nene Coco — Creative, acrobatic, high-energy performance.
3. Juicy — Great character commitment, polished dancer.
4. Darlene Mitchell — "Nutty", but creative (performance stronger than her runway).
5. Ciara Mist — Uncomfortable Hobo Johnson-inspired poem/performance; message clear but energy lacking.
6. Vita Von Teese — "Geriatric", low-energy jazzercise number criticized for lack of originality and limp execution.

Peer Judging & Alliance Fallout

• The "glam" alliance collapses when queens abandon their voting plans; the peer-judged system proves unreliable for maintaining alliances.
  • Quote (Monét, 21:55): "Y’all’s alliance is destroyed."
• Ciara Mist, who spearheaded the alliance, ends up in the bottom as her plan backfires.
• Juicy and Mia are top two, leading to a celebrated lip sync to Zara Larsson's "Pretty Ugly."
• Lip sync described as both queens bringing their unique dance styles; both hosts are huge Mia Starr fans.

6. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Black History Month:
  • (Bob, 01:33) "I am celebrating Black History Month by watching the Grammys today and hoping Black people do some cool things…"
• On Fainting-Gate:
  • (Bob, 06:07) "What is RuPaul gonna do, lunge over the table and give her the breath of life?"
• On Darlene’s Icon Status:
  • (Monét, 37:51) "I think Darlene might be iconic…I think this bitch is a nut for real."
• On Alliances:
  • (Monét, 21:55) "Y’all’s alliance is destroyed."
• On Performances:
  • (Monét, 59:00) "She is such a star, like Mia Starr is just amazing…this number was insane."
  • (Monét, 56:02) "If you are going to do that, subvert it…if you’re not gonna meet that level of camp and ridiculousness, don’t even bother."
• On Peer Voting:
  • (Bob, 63:19) "Athena is still holding onto the grudge of being picked—not being picked—by Nene or Vita. She’s mad, girl. Let it go, bitch."

7. Preview for Next Week

• Anticipation builds as Ciara Mist is set to lip sync for her life, possibly against someone from the second group, speculating which competitor she’ll target.

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment / Key Topic | | ---------- | -------------------------------------------------------------- | | 00:34 | Opening, Black History Month banter | | 05:42 | Briar's elimination & "fainting-gate" drama | | 09:29 | Rate-A-Queen challenge and alliance formation | | 22:12-47:40| Runway segment: Detailed look critiques | | 50:21 | Talent show reviews begin | | 58:58 | Bob & Monét rank the performances | | 63:19 | Discussion on alliances crumbling | | 64:08 | Juicy & Mia lip sync to Zara Larsson | | 66:52 | Teasers for the following week |

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Tone & Style

• The episode is characterized by razor-sharp shade, tongue-in-cheek inside jokes, and affectionate roasting of queens and judges alike.
• Bob and Monét’s chemistry shines, especially in their bickering, semantic arguments, and deep-cut Drag Race references.

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For New Listeners / Non-Watchers

• The episode provides a comprehensive breakdown of the "Rate-A-Queen" challenge format, the impact of alliances in Drag Race, and why peer judging is both strategic and chaotic.
• Detailed runway and talent critiques offer a vivid mental picture for those unfamiliar with each look/act.

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Notable Listener Perks

• Patreon mention at [00:59]: Top-tier patrons can watch the podcast live and interact during taping.
• Listener chat is referenced throughout, with live reactions incorporated into the review flow (e.g., criticism/theories from the live chat).

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In summary:
This episode of Sibling Watchery is a high-energy, shade-laden, and deeply detailed take on one of Drag Race's most strategy-heavy episodes to date. With signature candor and comedic chemistry, Bob and Monét flawlessly blend critical insight, inside jokes, and fan observations, making it a must-listen for anyone invested in Drag Race or pop culture commentary.

Transcript

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[Bob]

okay hello everyone welcome back to sibling watchery which is a podcast where we critique review and bisect episodes of rupaul's drag race season eighteen bisect

[Monet]

you mean cut it in half bisect

[Bob]

yeah okay we cut it in half and we were like exactly and we look at it from there um and

[Monet]

to those of you who are listening i want you all to know that if you join our patreon at our top tier you actually get to watch us record the podcast live so shout out to the cool aunts and the stepdads who are in our chat right now and shout out to jenny who acknowledged that monet interrupted me when we when her and i were having a beautiful conversation that being said let's hop into episode five of season eighteen wait what happy black history month oh it is the first oh it is the first day yes yes happy black history month to you do you have any any way you're going to celebrate on this specific day or is it going to be a month long thing today

[Bob]

i am celebrating black history month by watching the grammys today and hoping that black people do some cool things at the grammys this year i think sinners

[Monet]

has i was watching the grammys celebrating

[Bob]

black history month let me fucking finish before you interrupt me i can't wait

[Monet]

to hear how watching this instance well

[Bob]

let me finish what i'm saying before

[Monet]

you interrupt me bitch i'm all ears

[Bob]

go ahead the sinners has made history by getting the most nominations of any movie ever by sixty nominations and hopefully they make some more black history by winning the most that any movie does by a black director and creators and yada yada yada i think the record before was fourteen nominations and sinners got

[Monet]

sixteen so so you're celebrating black history by watching a white institution okay for black people sanders was nominated for the most oscars so what does that have to do with the grammys oh it's

[Bob]

oscars oh so i guess so what

[Monet]

are you doing are you celebrating do you even what are you doing today

[Bob]

who are you celebrating anyway so today

[Monet]

we need to talk about this so

[Bob]

how i'm gonna celebrate black history month not the oscars is a few weeks from now but i'm gonna celebrate black history month is by being in my home in my black home with my black body celebrating myself but there's a

[Monet]

white guy there so there's no white

[Bob]

guy here he's actually in boston so but there's a white cat there she's actually black and white because you know

[Monet]

she's marbled she's actually she's actually asian

[Bob]

no she's actually not sphinxes are from canada where they from they're from canada

[Monet]

oh are they yeah oh isn't that

[Bob]

so weird sphinx cats are literally from canada they're not they're not egyptian they're not from they're from canada yeah a

[Monet]

canadian woman and a mexican guy in your house let's clear it up there

[Bob]

is no a mexican guy the dog

[Monet]

mon he's mexican there's a mexican that's

[Bob]

problematic i don't think i don't think i think chihuahua is actually there's actually

[Monet]

a place in mexico called chihuahua i

[Bob]

know chihuahua let me finish well you

[Monet]

finished last time you said the oscars were tonight so i don't know what's

[Bob]

wrong potato is not from chihuahua mexico though potato is from san diego jacob

[Monet]

look it up but in the meantime i'm gonna be celebrating bike history today i'm actually going to try my very very best i know it's not this holiday today but i'm making a conscious decision this year that i for i actually am finally gonna actually actually celebrate kwanzaa and i feel like the reason why i haven't celebrated kwanzaa every other time is because i waited until kwanzaa i wait until like december twenty sixth i'm like today's the day so i'm actually do some research on that today

[Bob]

oh wow so like like this year you're going to you're going to get a canar and everything and the candles and yeah and work beautiful not today

[Monet]

i'm not going to get a canar today but i'm going to research on

[Bob]

it today but but but but you saying to yourself i'm going to start doing this for this work all right well you know what which girls in this cast of drag race do you think celebrate kwanzaa if if any of these girls celebrated kwanzaa which ones would

[Monet]

it be the one named kenya i

[Bob]

say kenya i say vita i say you know what because she's from seattle jane don't is celebrating i don't think

[Monet]

vita would celebrate kwanzaa jane don't celebrate kwanzaa no jane don't would celebrate before vita would easily easily black folks in the south we do not celebrate kwanzaa so i actually kenya wouldn't either because black folks in south we do not celebrate kwanzaa and speaking of this speaking of kenya kenya just sent briar briar blush home and briar's mirror message was actually really cute she goes actually i changed my mind keep recording me ps i like you guys that's such a

[Bob]

cute message yeah it's very cute and i wouldn't say briar was a big threat but i think briar was a big very big personality so to see when you see big personalities leave you're kind of like oh shit the girls always say oh my god the game is getting real so well she was

[Monet]

a threat to calmness and decorum i have a question do you think the fans are overreacting to rupaul's response to her fading have you seen this response

[Bob]

online like people think that like the fans are overreacting to rupaul's response to

[Monet]

it i'm asking do you think they're like rupaul didn't even get up she didn't care and i'm like get up there's literally there are people on set who are literally medics that is their

[Bob]

job i didn't see this discourse online because i didn't think that was even a thing like what is rupaul supposed to get up there and give and open her mouth and give her cpr

[Monet]

a lot of people were like well she didn't want to get up cause she was wearing sweatpants and i'm like no one like girl there are people whose job is to get up and do that like they're like but yeah discord adams ran over there first of all discord adams on stage with her

[Bob]

also and rupaul literally says medic man come on on sticks like if y' know if like rupaul's like encouraging him to be quick faster like what is rupaul gonna do lunge over the table and and give her the breath of

[Monet]

life what is on sticks supposed to mean on sticks means the camera's on on tripod so i don't even know

[Bob]

which one sticks that's what he said rupaul rupaul said you said you knew

[Monet]

what it meant you're like medic on sticks if y' all don't know i

[Bob]

thought i thought it meant maybe like quickly in in in set language i

[Monet]

don't know in my and from what i know sticks means a camera's on a tripod's on sticks that's what i

[Bob]

thought so too but also maybe maybe say that with medic means yeah mia saying mia is saying vida is showing she's more than a design oh this gagged me mia in her in her thing she's like you know i think mia vida is showing that she's more than a when she's only done well in design challenges so far i'm like how is she showing versatility i'm like

[Monet]

she i didn't get that either i wrote that down too i was like what the fuck is happening what really hit me was kenya trying to intimidate the girls being like honey when the kenya pleaser effect is in action you all will be gagging and they were like okay girl

[Bob]

also i know it doesn't bother you it drives me crazy discord's wig is always lifting on the sides if they are not on the main stage discord's wigs are always like this and i know she's not on it just every time the camera's on discord every single week the show has been on her wigs are always like

[Monet]

this it's just on maybe when she gets backstage she just plucks it for a little bit of relief maybe i

[Bob]

guess it just seems like this is

[Monet]

her version of taking her heels off

[Bob]

you know just giving a little a

[Monet]

little air here well here's my thing i don't think discord remembers things well because she is acting like the judges only dis this is her second time doing this she's like the judges only disliked my walk that's not true they said your dress was ill fitting they did not like it but she's like no it was literally just my walk it was only my walk and if i'm in the room for my walk i'll be so upset i wrote that

[Bob]

too i was like she's really thinking on the walk i was like but i don't think they like the dress much i mean again they didn't like shred her last day in the world like this dress is awful you should go back to design school this is burden in hell but they didn't also so yeah maybe she's just picking and choosing what she wants there's also a

[Monet]

chance that i just don't remember cause the judges critiqued them in front of them and they critiqued them when they're in untucked so there's a chance that maybe their critiques happen when they were in untucked but i feel like i remember them telling they did not love that they they talked about the issues they had with the dress also the

[Bob]

fans were like i can't believe bob and monet did not mention squabble to be honest i i didn't i didn't even write a note about it i

[Monet]

wrote it down because it was so funny and i and i we know i want to say we did squabble that opportunity so thank you all for calling us out we absolutely squabbled that opportunity and we will not squabble another opportunity thank you so much for keeping us accountable so the next i think she meant squander yes monet i think that's that's clear the next day discord walks in and she is still not over being in the bottom she is still upset she is still mad about it and then rupaul lets everyone know that they're going to be doing a raider queen talent show in two parts

[Bob]

raider queen is back can you explain

[Monet]

what raider queen is please how raider

[Bob]

queen works is that so we typically see this in the beginning of the season we've never seen it in like the middle but what so the queens get a chance at the performance and they get to rank and rate each other and so the bottom and top placements are chosen by the queens and not rupaul and the judges which is kind of crazy because a few weeks ago bob and i were like when jane was like there's a target on my back and we were like girl like that's not a thing blah blah blah blah i was like jane jane needs to add psychic to her to her many titles cause she had she foresaw that this was gonna happen well

[Monet]

well apparently what's her name was a real psychic kelly mansell anyway why are you making that face like kelly mansell

[Bob]

because there's a video going on going

[Monet]

around i know you made the face then why are you making it again

[Bob]

it wasn't it's not about kelly mansell it's about psychic i don't i don't think psychics are a thing do you do you have you ever gone to

[Monet]

a psychic never know once would you

[Bob]

go to psychic maybe yeah probably but i mean i know people i know two people who go to who go to a psychic and like they're like yeah like my psychic she i mean

[Monet]

again i go to one for but i wouldn't go to one regularly i

[Bob]

had two people who go to and they are but they like really trust the psychic and like everything not everything but a lot of the decisions and choices they make they're like oh yeah my psychic said and they like really trust the psychic is it different than going to church no it's not it's not that different from going to church

[Monet]

but i also wouldn't go to church so yeah my whole thought process about this is like the queens immediately start strategizing right because what's gonna happen here is only half the queens have to perform other half the queens are in the talent show and then next week they swap out and then the two top queens will lip sync for the win and then the bottom two queens will lip sync for their lives and see who gets to say so i believe next week we're getting two lip syncs and they started strategizing and vita rupaul lets the girls decide who's gonna go first in what week who's gonna judge on the first week well vita

[Bob]

gets to choose yes as the winner

[Monet]

vita gets to choose yes jane starts off by saying i hate rita queen and i did not come here to be judged by y' all which i do not think is a great way to win favor off rip

[Bob]

but i mean she's right though it doesn't matter

[Monet]

who cares i'm not talking about if she's right or she's wrong i'm saying that that's not a great way win favor off rip did she say that

[Bob]

to the girls or just or just to her compassion she said it straight

[Monet]

to their faces she goes i didn't come here to be judged by y' all talking directly to them but also

[Bob]

i mean i mean but to her point like of course they're gonna target her she has two wins already and she was top in the week that

[Monet]

she didn't win so the girls start like kind of discussing their what they're gonna be doing and then nene is talking about her praying mantis bit and then jane throws some shade she's like what else do you do besides bugs what is jane is on one today can i just say jane jane only

[Bob]

has one win she has one win she has one win she could have she could have won the other one

[Monet]

everyone could have won one everyone everyone

[Bob]

could have won one you know what i mean she was like she was like high she's like high high win

[Monet]

yeah she didn't but she didn't win

[Bob]

she was a loser that week anyway

[Monet]

how do you feel about what else you do besides bug like you don't think jane is like on one this

[Bob]

week i don't think it's on one no okay how do you feel about repackaging a number that you've done before in the world i think it's okay to do i'm like i mean i think in these days when something gets like with virality may be a little different like i feel like if you like let's say you went and you for the competition on drag race a video of yours that went viral the crazy one yeah let's say that went crazy and it got ten million views would you come back and do it

[Monet]

on drag race i mean if i can get the rights to those songs and those movie clips sure but my real question is for example had you ever sang that song you sang on all stars you ever sang before yeah yeah like i don't understand a talent is something you've actually curated and worked on not something you're doing for the first time i mean it can be something you're doing for the first time but like i think if you're going to a talent show it should be something that you've worked on and curated

[Bob]

over time yeah i agree i don't think just because you've done something before is a reason that you can't do it on drag race i think that's silly but i think again they're trying to nitpick to like to give themselves reasons oh why i'm not gonna give her this because of the and again as jane's rubric because she is now a judge and an adjudicator she can use her own rubric for how she's going to critique girls but i don't think it's a problem ciara is doing poetry i'm always like i'm just intrigued

[Monet]

by like jane is like worried about how she's going to be judged meanwhile she seems to have so far the harshest rubric of anyone you can't do anything you've ever done you can't wear anything you've ever worn you can't be anyone you've ever been you can't who anyone you've ever whoed like girl you have the harshest rubric so far

[Bob]

ciara wants to do poetry and i think you think of poetry you think of tatiana same parts think of mariah paris balenciaga when she did the the paint thing the paint thing like you think of like spoken word poetry like that and i'm like okay if it's gonna be like that caliber i'm like that could be really dope and again ciara seems to be a very artsy person so at this point i didn't know what it was gonna be but i'm like yeah that sounds like a safe fun not safe but an interesting pov

[Monet]

yeah yeah it could be really good you never know but what i wanna talk about is the fact the strategizing starts right so kenya athena mia and juicy they try to form an alliance with the voting plan but then ciara pulls the girls aside from the glam group and wants to form a group there but then they're like okay but can athena be in the group and then she's like yes and then nene and is like okay i'm gonna be in on the glam alliance but then mikey is like okay maybe i might be joining this alliance as well and i'm like at this point y' all are just excluding one person i know

[Bob]

i know the more the one the more the more they start adding people i'm like girl they act like this is like survivor with like a tribe of twenty people i'm like at this

[Monet]

point y' all are basically just telling vita and jane that you did y' all gonna get rid of them at this point

[Bob]

yeah it was a lot of going back and forth between all the girls and i think that mikey i think bringing the glam bot thing was a lot i think they should have just kept it to the athena mia juicy kenya one you say glambot but i mean glam what was it glam pop girl group alliance i was like glampop because it was glam pop because all of them were from the glam pop um yeah i think they but again it serves everyone except those two you said basically like if kenya is in the best position because she's in the one with athena mia juicy and she's in the glambot one with nene miking all of them so i think that honestly it benefits her the

[Monet]

most well darlene it feels like she's going to be taken care of by jane but then jane was basically like no i'm going to be voting verily so by her own uber which straight to her face and then jane doesn't want to be but then jane everyone's going around like strategizing and i've noticed that jane has not moved once she is in the same spot she has not moved she's not playing this game i noticed that she's like i'm not playing this game with y' all i don't want to be judged by y' all and like well what you gonna be so like bitch get into the groove you know

[Bob]

i wrote down when the girls are deciding minnie onini can pick week one or two oh before

[Monet]

we move on to the last thing i wanna say is this athena i will say the only thing that seems really clear to me because the alliances are so confusing and so fucked up and drag race is just not a show for alliances i mean it's never worked out except for rolaska talks and rolaska talks actually had no power it

[Jacob]

worked out really well for trinity and

[Bob]

also and trinity tuck

[Monet]

oh did she do alliance there was it when you

[Bob]

voted her i was i was the deciding vote between her and jada so

[Monet]

you're the reason jada didn't win all stars correct got it you know what

[Bob]

i'm also the reason i didn't win all stars

[Monet]

but i will say like the what i'm what i'm just intrigued by is like athena has one thing that's been clear that athena is like above everything i'm putting juicy in the top no matter what like under no circumstances i don't care what she does out there which to be fair you can vote how you can vote however you want to vote it is your vote and i love that athena's at least being like this is what i'm doing i don't give a fuck what y' all say you know yeah and

[Bob]

she said it too she's like girl do they really think that i came in here with my daughter and i wouldn't vote like put her in the top like is that she's like she's like she's like i don't care how that looks she's like and i think everyone knows that she's like that's how i'm gonna that's how i'm playing it like i don't care every time she

[Monet]

says daughter i want to put granddaughter

[Bob]

in asterisks no bob she's not her grandmother she's her mother juicy says she's

[Monet]

her grandmother so who do you believe juicy or athena literally she said it

[Bob]

to juicy she said you're my daughter

[Monet]

but juicy said she's her grandmother so who do you believe juicy or athena

[Bob]

i believe that athena said that to that girl right to the face and she said mommy as your mother and juicy said yes mom but who who

[Monet]

who's her drag mom quickly bob you

[Bob]

gotta accept it she's her mother well

[Monet]

juicy i believe in juicy i stand with women so they've chosen so mikey chooses to go in week two so she doesn't have to go up against all the dancers and it ends up being nene vita darlene mia juicy sierra those are the week one girls and

[Bob]

then nene but kenya cause they're all trying to decide who's going in what week and then nene's like yeah i'm gonna go week one whatever no week two and then she goes actually change the last minute and kenya kenya is exasperated she's like bitch i just asked you the question and you said week two bitch what is it she's like i'm sorry for yelling she's like i'm sorry for getting angry i'm like i know i will be irritated too i

[Monet]

don't know ken was doing a lot i was like girl why do you care you're not going like why do

[Bob]

you care what nobeka i think she's thinking about how she gonna stack up like i think it's gonna inform who she's on a week with and how she might line up with that but

[Monet]

i think we're about to see toward the end of this episode obviously none of the alliances worked out because the girl who started the glam alliance is in the bottom so none of the glam girlies gave her their favor like what drag race this just obviously this was not about alliances they were just basing it off of merit which is fair you can vote however you want to vote but why did we spend all that time discussing alliances when none of you guys honor the alliance well

[Bob]

because we'll get into it when they talk about ridicule because some people defect it but that's but bob that is the danger of an alliance you can set an alliance this happens in survivor all the time people set an alliance and you get backstabbed you get betrayed your alliance does not fall through or you're in the wrong alliance well i

[Monet]

mean the alliance has already fallen because it cuts straight to nene in the confessions being like oh yeah i don't care about the glam alliance i gotta worry about myself like immediately like we haven't even made it to the main stage and she's already like girl we haven't even started putting on makeup and she's like girl i'm worried about myself and it's like well y' all's alliance

[Bob]

is destroyed yeah it's gaggy while they're

[Monet]

doing their makeup the girls are really being like so sierra you really want to do a poem and she said i said what i said and they said okay miss mama we shall see

[Bob]

ladies we shall see oh let's go

[Monet]

into the runway looks they did runway before they did the towel they did

[Bob]

it runway first yeah rupaul looks this is a pretty standard dress for rupaul i mean again this is the i think a standard still look for rupaul this hair we love the hair zara larson is so draggy like that eye makeup i want to do that but it's also i can tell y' all that makeup probably looks so beautiful in person because of all the stonework when she sat down at the table i was like i can only imagine how it looked when the stage lights hit when the stage lights hit her eyes it was very pretty makeup yeah i

[Monet]

love that she dressed up so much for the show i really appreciate when the girls put in the effort it just means a lot to me and i love rupaul's dress i love this dress i love this corset top michelle has that's cool yeah that is very

[Bob]

cool i wonder who made that that's

[Monet]

kind of i want to go on to ciara mist i do not like this look and i really hate the way sierra's walking on the runway like girl just walk just just walk naomi

[Bob]

i don't understand it either like just fucking like just do a walk like why are we doing all this extra girl just be runway this is your supermodel moment just give us a model runaway walk everything doesn't need to be this it doesn't even need to be

[Monet]

crazy model runaway but just what are you doing like you don't need to be an emmy campbell just just literally put one foot in front of the other and i will say this everyone's making fun of discord adams i think sierra miss actually has the worst runway walk of the season i need to

[Bob]

look at it closely again you think so so okay so you're saying sierra miss sierra miss walk is worse than discord's walk yeah for sure at least

[Monet]

discord has like a point of view and it's iconic and it's like it sticks out in your mind iconic it's the most iconic walk of the season can you name any of this season whose walk is more iconic quickly quickly thank you thank you anyway it's more iconic than your walk discourse and walk will always go down the history more than your walk will so now what

[Bob]

this this outfit i do not like this outfit i think the titty the boot the black i do like the mixing of leather and this like satin because the category was what is it

[Monet]

satin not to not today satin not

[Bob]

today satin and so she's doing this play on like obviously that's a play on words with not today satan she's doing the devil she's doing dark whatever but i think the weird the pointy things from the bustier they're weird length like if you're gonna do that it should have been more dramatic when i was in high school there was a girl in our classroom that had in middle school and kameka knows this she has scoliosis and she had to wear literally something very similar that's literally where my brain went to it looks like one of the braces you wear when

[Monet]

you scoliosis i think that okay i did not think of that but i feel like this is what i was saying hip pads but no titty pads like why are her titties so small

[Bob]

yeah the titty should her shoulders are so big those little point things they should have been like they should have been like gigantic and like pointy and like come on that way then that would have given us more texture there not texture more to scale it would be to scale off her shoulders to make it seem small but it just look like she looks like she's wearing someone's tiny little thing it just doesn't

[Monet]

look what's going on with no titties i don't understand what the no titties i know you do no titties what's happening why y' all don't wear titties

[Bob]

i do no titties all the time i do no titties sometimes i don't do no titties all the time when i don't do titties it's because it doesn't like i think that it it makes a dress look a certain way like i normally wear titties see how

[Monet]

big your shoulders are not trying to be funny don't you see how big

[Bob]

your shoulders are but it's not always a problem for me let's go to

[Monet]

the next person shall we jacob okay

[Bob]

i thought this was a beautiful look

[Monet]

it is beautiful it makes her look even shorter than she already is though

[Bob]

yeah it does it swallows it squabbles her up a little bit are you

[Monet]

in the spirit of swallowing have you ever been swallowed where is that from i told you it's the pastor td jakes i think oh swallowed but she

[Bob]

looks beautiful she looks beautiful i love that she's not getting clocked with his

[Monet]

short hair you love it or you

[Bob]

you actually love it i love it as someone who was a who was a short haired kitty cat girl i love that she's doing all these iterations of different short hair she's doing she's finding interesting ways i mean they are oftentimes some version of a finger wave but she hasn't been clocked for yet by the judges not one well monet

[Monet]

maybe that's because you were dragged so that she could walk have you ever thought about that the doors you care

[Bob]

when i did it i was only wearing blonde it was the same giddy guy it was a blonde pixie wig it was literally

[Monet]

also in her defense these are styled wigs yeah in her defense her wigs are styled and you yours came out of your pocket i

[Bob]

look like i look like a republican

[Monet]

a republican do you remember that wig i used to keep in my pocket do you remember that wig it was that wig with the hair kind of flopping up in the front it was a black wig with blonde hair i

[Bob]

hate that i hated that wig we all hated that wig i used to

[Monet]

keep it in my pocket well everyone hates the wig you're wearing and the internet told you juicy looks great i

[Bob]

look like fucking ken from bizarro world

[Monet]

juicy looks fantastic her legs look really great and this is a beautiful garment

[Bob]

yeah up next i thought this was cool this is the first look nene this is the first look we've seen of hers that she did not create and design herself she commissioned this by someone that she respects and she likes and i'm like is she so it's like a jellyfish it's like a starry

[Monet]

jellyfish yo i hate this really i don't understand their perspective i don't understand the silhouette i do not think it looks good i don't i do not like this look this hat is kind of like swallowing up her head i mean chad am i crazy like everyone loves this look am i insane i

[Bob]

don't i'm not i'm not like you know ga i'm like oh my god it's a great look but i thought it's interesting i thought it's not ugly i don't look at it like sierra mist's look i think it's a good

[Monet]

look okay the chat is still saying it's still on your way they're never talking they're still saying now they're saying like fred from scooby doo what's his name who's the actor what's his name

[Bob]

ryan phillip no no someone said you

[Monet]

like a barb in twenty twenty six oey stone says this is so joey stone says this is garbage josh says it is ugly it was dj is black said it was something not my favorite so it's interesting for me like i don't understand and then like the judges liked it i was like am i losing my mind here well but

[Bob]

i don't think it's ugly like i think it's interesting she has a waist she has a silhouette and it's interesting to the eye i'm not like oh my god this is a great look on a scale of one to ten i would give this look a definitely a safe probably like a seven i

[Monet]

like what starlight of venus said here they said no this look no this look is ugly but i can tell it looks pretty as a drawing

[Bob]

maybe

[Monet]

the sketch was maybe the sketch was

[Bob]

beautiful all right let's move on let's go on to the next

[Monet]

okay up next we have vita von teese star

[Bob]

vita her makeup this episode was so strikingly beautiful to me in this look and in her talent show i was like her mug i was like i want to look like this like her mug to me was so fucking gorgeous

[Monet]

yeah and i like her with i like her this like red hair looks really good on her yeah is this supposed to be like a little nod to death becomes her what's the character's

[Bob]

what's the actress's name jacob isabella rossalina

[Monet]

is this like an isabelle rossellini inspired

[Bob]

look kind of is it she wears something like this in the movie i

[Jacob]

don't remember jane don't tweeted some maybe not someone from the cast tweeted that she made it in her hotel room

[Monet]

two days before this runway yeah why did none of why did two girls not have satin looks together her and

[Bob]

joe is that why she wore these mix max shoes cause her having all this emerald on and this gold and having them crystal ab pumps took me out i was like bitch crystal ab shoes with this outfit is crazy well

[Monet]

that's gaggy i will say that this it's not giving noodle it's not as her whole chest is supposed to be noodle isn't it yeah but i think

[Bob]

it's definitely giving nude illusion to me

[Monet]

it's just giving a big piece of mesh i think that nude illusion there's only so much you can do before the illusion is lost and the fact that she's nude illusion from the neck all the way down to the waist makes it a little bit but that being said i think she looks really good though i would have rather seen it i would have rather seen it over like a green mesh than over this nude illusion mesh i think the

[Bob]

i think the nude illusion looks great actually i liked mixing this gold and this emerald together i think that's very stunning especially with this red hair and i mean the bottom the bottom half i guess now see now that i have the knowledge that she made it in her hotel room in two days i'm like oh blah blah blah blah but if i did before i thought this was a great look and i think it is impressive i just fucking hated these ab fucking shoes with this

[Monet]

outfit that's crazy to me colin said it's not noodle it's just fleshy and meshy close your eyes exhale feel your

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[Bob]

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[Monet]

contacts okay so up next we have the one the only the iconique girl bitch she looks like brooke lynn hytes in the face here

[Bob]

you don't see it i can see it but don't do not ever insult brooklyn like that how dare you insult my gorgeous sister brooke hytes like that i think you

[Monet]

just said you saw it

[Bob]

i said

[Monet]

slightly no you said i see it you did not say slightly everyone rewind back you did not yeah rewind back

[Bob]

i can't i you almost sent me to the moon i hate a rewind back bitch how how else shall i shall i rewind you know what i meant how else should i rewind tell

[Monet]

me like communication is about can you

[Bob]

communicate as well how should i rewind would you like me to rewind forward next time maybe

[Monet]

i think that first of all what color are her tights i i literally can't tell okay i

[Bob]

think it's just a p cause on video i did not remember see i didn't have this when i watched the runway i didn't see this so it has to be just the camera yeah

[Monet]

i think she borrowed vita's tights cause

[Bob]

this is crazy no no but it was not like that on screen it's just a picture bob mone this is

[Monet]

a screen grab what do you think

[Bob]

this is but yeah but i think the colors are distorted i think a little bit with the screen grab when she was walking the runway i would have wrote down she has black legs they were normal when she was walking

[Monet]

on the runway i need to go back and watch this dress is absolutely hideous this was the fucking reveal the dress kept getting uglier and uglier i absolutely hate this dress this is a bad no monet her tights are still black in video form

[Bob]

what i don't remember seeing that i don't know who

[Monet]

i do not i do not know whose tight she's wearing she must wear

[Bob]

she is rupaul on the bottom michelle on the top oh no she's no

[Monet]

no no she's those are ravens tights

[Bob]

yeah y' all she and you can tell this bitch walked on that runway like she was wearing custom schiaparelli in her mind she was giving haute couture paris fashion week twenty twenty six she's like this is the most beautiful i've looked this is the most glamorous woman that i am and revealing to this hideous fucking broke down cinderella with this like weird aubergine like gauntlet opera glove with this tiny kitten heel bow shoe girl i was like darlene come on and then we'll talk about it later she says this and wasn't an untucked

[Monet]

she's like this one tucked here

[Bob]

we

[Monet]

don't talk about untucked here we'll talk

[Bob]

about untucked later but i want to say this is the best she has

[Monet]

well i think she looked better last week when she made the look herself on stage i would agree anyway shout out to our biracial queen

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what do

[Bob]

you think about this hair apparently she's going to wear some other hair no she's wearing shoes no she said hair

[Jacob]

no shoes monetized she brought another she was gonna wear another wig with this look initially but athena convinced her to

[Monet]

change it so they changed her shoes and so they changed her shoes her hair and her tights so imagine imagine

[Bob]

this look bob with those old chunky white heels let's move on to the next queen wait bob imagine this look with her chunky heels that rupaul said do not wear again if that's what she's gonna wear with this outfit well

[Monet]

i want to know what the wig was going to be she posted it

[Bob]

on someone said she posted on twitter jacob can you pull it up ship

[Jacob]

of theseus the ship of theseus it's like like this is not exactly the analogy but say your grandfather you have an axe and you're like this is my grandfather's ax my dad replaced the handle and then i replaced the shaft like is it the same ax and a ship of theseus is similar i'm not one hundred percent sure i guess

[Monet]

theseus run away it's a completely different

[Bob]

look everything was taken away gavin says i need y' all to see the meemaw ass wig i need to see this original wig what was she going to wear with this outfit yeah where

[Monet]

is it at y' all where should jacob go look for it at we don't know it's on her twitter i'm

[Jacob]

just it's taking a moment sorry when

[Monet]

jacob finds it we'll come back to it when jacob finds it let's move on to the next look for now so for now okay okay okay

[Jacob]

this was the wig she was gonna wear

[Monet]

sorry can i just say i think darlene might be iconic i'm sorry to say it i think darlene might be iconic guys i think darlene might be actually one of the most original queens we've ever had on drag race i really do believe a lot of queens go on pretending to be kooky i think this bitch is a nut for real like i don't know why she's not getting the you're just stupid at it but i think she might be a nut for real like for real

[Bob]

for real she's gonna wear that brown

[Monet]

mullet i wish she had i wish she had that's crazy i really wish she had to be honest she said

[Bob]

she tweeted this is the wig i plan on wearing y' all this this is the wig i planned on wearing lol athena said absolutely not and gave me this one the day before and you know you're really batting batting a thousand when fucking athena athena dion is giving you fucking fashion advice

[Monet]

what is

[Bob]

she is she a fucking fashion queen

[Monet]

oh my god that's crazy rick someone

[Bob]

said that darlene had a COVID test

[Monet]

because this tastes let's give them their credit that's rick batita said that rick batita said has darlene had a COVID test because the taste level

[Bob]

again if

[Monet]

you want to watch us record live you can join our patreon at the top tier let's move on to and

[Bob]

this is also for all of our gen alphas who don't know about COVID when people had covid they lost their

[Monet]

sense of taste when everyone knows that covid is still happening i know but

[Bob]

gen alpha's probably don't get the reference

[Monet]

who the f there's gen alpha's watching this go to bob go to fucking sleep all right next up on the

[Bob]

runway is mia starr you roll we're talking we're having fun with our patrons

[Monet]

well i was trying to move it on but ok listen this dress is fucking hideous mia starr this guy and i know your drag mother made this i'm so sorry to your drag mother but god damn sorry to that man god damn this dress is fucking hideous

[Bob]

yeah this is not a good dress and like this big ass bow i just don't think that it looks good i don't understand yes she's supposed to i think that maybe this dress could have been saved by maybe making the bow not so sad and droopy and it being big and then having like the two what do you call the things at the end of a bow like the two legs the pleat thing you know what i mean you mean

[Monet]

the tears that come down like the

[Bob]

or the exo bow themselves yeah like maybe like that was actually a thing that could have looked nice but this just looks sad and droopy and it's

[Monet]

bow on her butt instead of across her chest or if again i mean the bow looks asymmetrical this bow looks sad it doesn't even look like a bow

[Bob]

yeah it's not like a book

[Monet]

yeah we gotta move on this is this is killing my mood we gotta

[Bob]

move on mikey meeks looks incredible i thought this was pretty i think mikey looks really beautiful mixing the satin satin with this leather was really gorgeous her face is beautiful this hair was fun i think mikey looks incredible yeah i've

[Monet]

been saying for weeks that mikey is stunning i think she's my beauty queen of the season i think she's the prettiest queen this season easily she looks so so so so good truly she

[Bob]

looks so good yeah this is really good this is really cool i would love to see what mikey what mikey can do with the with with this makeup and these cool ideas when she has you know a little more tv money but i think mike like i feel like mikey on an all stars would be crazy mikey on all stars would go crazy like she looks great

[Monet]

this is probably my favorite look of the week to be honest yeah she looks stunning let's keep moving shall we

[Bob]

let's go on to we have athena love dion what do you think about

[Monet]

this look bob christ god you're fashion

[Bob]

icon you're a fashion queen

[Monet]

god that dress is so stiff and just unappealing and and the way she walks the runaway is also irritating this is a season full of bad runaway walks and it just makes me grimace that final

[Bob]

dress also all this all being this one fuchsia tone of satin is not it's not a flattering color on her and her like i don't know it just doesn't look good on her the

[Monet]

shape's not flattering the shape is not

[Bob]

she looks like a she looks like a spicy loofah this looks like you

[Monet]

know what it looks like if you took this dress off of her it would stand up by itself and that's not and for this dress that's not a good thing it looks like she can't walk in it it looks like she can't bend in this dress yeah

[Bob]

i did not think this is good this is not a good look and again y' all never this length glove does not work on anyone when you're doing a glove either do opera length or you do a little t glove this mid length glove is never a good look like rarely i don't think i can count on my i can count on my hand one time when that length glove looks good on someone that's the length glove you do huh

[Monet]

what was the one time

[Bob]

no no i said no then i corrected myself i said i said i said i can't find a time i've ever seen that length like that length just never looks good on anything that's the length that i did when i was a baby queen and i'll just go into the garment district and just buying gloves at the at the store be like oh yeah this will work that length of is not good i just hate

[Monet]

this dress so much and the sad part is i can tell this dress is very well made you you i guess it does with the boning and the rouging i can tell it's well made but like this the idea is really hideous like the the execution is fine but the inspiration the idea for the dress is just really i hate

[Bob]

this dress so much and this wig and why is the wig the same color of the dress of the fabric

[Monet]

well she wanted to do a monochromatic

[Bob]

fantasy obviously it doesn't look good it does not look good and i know this is your fashion queen for me

[Monet]

this doesn't work though steve now you're trying to spin a narrative which i see what you're trying to do let's move on to your fashion queen kenya

[Bob]

pleaser i love kenya pleaser and i

[Monet]

hate this look yeah first of all she didn't this look was given to her by who gave her this look no not no it wasn't vid it

[Bob]

was jane okay sorry jane girl jane is writing people's verses jane is giving people legal advice jane is giving people

[Monet]

psych and apparently jane had this black african queen look in her bag

[Bob]

and kenny kenny's designer didn't come through for her because we all know designers are fake as fuck okay but girl you

[Monet]

need to figure it out before you get there vita von teard didn't have a look she pulled it together in the hotel room girl figure it out before i'm sorry they have more than two weeks now we back in back in my day we had two weeks figure it out i'm sorry figure it out this is the olympics brag and also i will say this too not to be like a spoil sport but like i don't even understand why the queens who were judging were even on the runway like it doesn't matter you're not being judged you're not being critiqued you're just wasting clothes no but i

[Bob]

know i i know i disagree i like i like when draggers does that because girls spend a lot of money on on runway looks and you don't know which runner looks are going to wear land where so the more chances to show off these looks that you spent i mean she didn't spend money on this one but other girls may have spent like for juicy poppy no who juicy was being judged this week but anyway you spend money on runway looks you want the world to see them because you spend the money on them so i like when the show

[Monet]

does this actually yeah i'm gonna answer it let's go on to jane don't

[Bob]

i thought so rob says i thought this is the best kenya has looked

[Monet]

so far really but then they said but she didn't even bring the look

[Bob]

it was not even hers no i think kenya's best look so far is probably my favorite of hers is her entrance look i would say we're talking

[Monet]

about the wrong way miss mullen you know you know what you mean no

[Bob]

no no no but no he said look so far and i think her baby her interest look is the best she looks so far i think you

[Monet]

know what him and he can clarify in the chat i don't really like what jane doan is wearing what is

[Bob]

happening i agree i agree i was like i don't know if i'm gonna be on lonely island here but i don't it was too much going on just like bird is a phoenix rising through the sun

[Monet]

i don't get i don't like it and i don't get it and i want to move on

[Bob]

because the hair looks like it's like phoenix also and like the bird around her shoulder i don't like it i don't get it i want to jacob

[Monet]

go back okay keep going on talk more are you gonna say are you gonna say bird rising again go ahead what are you gonna say again go

[Bob]

ahead no because i'm intrigued by is it is the dress supposed to be i think the dress is stained glass and i now that we're seeing it in the picture i'm like oh maybe it's a stained glass dress which is

[Monet]

no it doesn't look like stained glass this looks nothing glass why are you trying to make us look at this fucking ugly dress longer can we move on from this ugly fucking dress god of mercy this dress is hideous do

[Bob]

you think this is the worst dress this is the worst look no but

[Monet]

it is hideous it is a hideous

[Bob]

dress can you find one thing nice

[Monet]

that you like on this no i want to move on from this dress

[Bob]

jesus christ james dote says i'm giving very woman with a bird on her vibe

[Monet]

can we okay i have nothing to contribute this is i want to read this i can't believe we're supposed

[Bob]

to stress this look was sort of a last minute pivot but i love how it all coalesced drew and cut the clouts stole the shit

[Monet]

i cannot believe we're still talking about this stress this is insane you're only doing this out of fight we have to spend

[Bob]

money on this stuff you have to give these girls respect they got their

[Monet]

chance on drag race she showed her ugly dress on drag race jesus christ

[Bob]

let's go on to discord adams who jacob i didn't even clock this until jacob just did she say this or you just clocked this jacob no i just clocked it so discord is doing this newspaper thing and this is a recreation of what emma stone did when she played cruella when she played cruella deville in the deville movie and this is the discord version of that dress the newspaper garbage garbage can garbage truck

[Monet]

dress i gotta say that fucking moment in i didn't love that movie but that moment was so was so brilliant whoever came with that idea in that movie was so so good that being said i do not like discord's take on it i did love her walking up her own runway that was really cute and she kept going on and on about how much she loved this wig i can't tell if she was joking or not was she joking i

[Bob]

don't know but i don't like this this this is on your recreations thing that you hate recreations i don't i

[Monet]

don't i don't love recreations it's not it's not an exact though but it's still not good i don't like it

[Bob]

it's pretty good oh no it is

[Monet]

i mean oh oh that's her tattoos oh i thought that was a sleeve

[Bob]

of no she had she had a she had a she had a mesh glove on i think got it okay but yeah this is i mean this is pretty much a recreation like a cheat like a a teen woo recreation

[Monet]

but a recreation nonetheless um yeah this

[Bob]

does not look good and seeing now singing next to miss cruella deville discord's hair dress look crazy next to the

[Monet]

original yeah it's not great let's move on to the talent show shall we

[Bob]

let's go to oh isn't there yeah

[Monet]

this i'm still so furious with you for making me look at that fucking dress for as long as you made me look at it i'm so i'm so mad at you right now god that thing was so hideous let's go into okay what do you think about this look let's start with the look sierra's look first of all and just so you know i rated them i rated the queens myself one through six and i would love to share that with you when you're done did you

[Bob]

already rate them i don't rate them one two six no maybe we can

[Monet]

do it together

[Bob]

i think that discord's look is actually cool i like that i like the opening look a lot and i did not see the reveal coming so that was like i was like oh that was cool but i and i think she made this herself this opening look is giving like very like sasha velour like sasha velour tease back in the days but i think the construction of this is very pretty and the look was fun yes i

[Monet]

like the opening look more than the reveal but i will say this is hobo johnson ooh chat can y' all can y' all back me up her entire performance was hobo it was hobo johnson who's hobo johnson i want you to just take a brief moment to look up hobo johnson and come back chat please tell me y' all don't think i'm crazy on this hobo johnson this performance is hobo johnson i mean this sounds like anything just click hobo johnson click through the song and just be like oh this is hobo this is literally hobo johnson hi what's your

[Bob]

name how are you how's your life oh you got a man are you in love if so tyler is it just platonic strictly justice friends or the type that ties you two together till tomorrow's end if it is disregard every time i call you pretty though it's meant sincerely it's just my imagination drifting

[Monet]

girl and brush me up this this is her entire performance is hobo johnson the whole thing it was it was peach scone she's a scone a peach scone being so i was like this

[Bob]

i can't this is crazy yeah i did not love this performance i think trying to like she was trying to do like a more serious like a deeper subject matter and i don't think she accomplished that goal in the sixty seconds that she had and it just felt really it felt a little uncomfortable

[Monet]

it was more than a little uncomfortable and i understand it was a message to her late drag sister but

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[Monet]

was a very tough watch but the only thing i didn't understand was how her friends didn't understand what the message like her sisters were like i don't get the message y' all the message is so clear it's not like i don't think that she was doing like allegories and analogies and she was like i used to not like myself and now i'm figuring out to love myself like they were like what is what is she saying what do you mean what is she saying how do you not know what she's saying um let's keep on going up next we have juicy and i think her performance was really good i really did not like that song but her performance was amazing

[Bob]

and i think to something that rupaul pointed out too i think her commitment to the character like she's playing this like robot character thing and i think i think that i think that's what sold it too like it wasn't just like i'm gonna come i'm a fierce dancer i'm gonna dance i'm gonna commit to this character dancing i think that's a good performance cause it wasn't just which i think goes back to her like days of like cause alyssa was telling me like this girl is like a competitive dancer i think alyssa's kids competed against her and she's known in the dancing world for like these character pieces and you can that's so clear

[Monet]

in this yeah it was a really good performance let's go into nene coco yo nene a this was amazing this little also she was like bitch i do flips too now what she sure

[Bob]

does i'm like she's an engineer she's a fucking she did a whole back she it was like a a backhand

[Monet]

spring yeah girl between her and jane don't they have covered the entire workforce load equations and fucking litigation and fucking

[Jacob]

you can't forget mandy mango oh mandy

[Monet]

mango the nurse mango and then fucking apparently marine biologist did you did you

[Bob]

see did you see this number like in the world like was this did

[Monet]

this come across your pretty age well as soon as i heard the song as soon as i saw heard the number she was doing i was like oh i bet this is woman who ate i think when she first did it she actually did it to the song woman who ate and they kind of redid it for this so that she could have her own track yeah

[Bob]

i didn't see the viral i didn't see the viral number i never heard of it since i saw it today i thought it was excellent yeah i

[Monet]

mean it was really it was a really good number this was one of my favorite numbers of the week easily

[Bob]

let's go on to vita baby now i really like vita i really like vita von teese i think as i said before i think her makeup in this fucking episode is stunning the hair makeup is beautiful this jazzer style get

[Monet]

to the critiques get to the critiques

[Bob]

we don't need we don't need it i'm gonna critique how i want to

[Monet]

critique we don't need a compliment sandwich

[Bob]

from you these jazzercise fucking eighties boring ass number in flats it felt geriatric and it felt like it like lacked energy i was like girl where's the energy i'm like you don't got to work on number you're doing like oh okay guys let's do it one and i'm like girl where is the energy

[Monet]

you know if i see a workout number on the show all i want to see is one of those nineteen eighties aerobics olympics exercises the d d d d d d d d d d you know what i'm talking about with the kicking and the if if it's not that level i don't want to see it i'm gonna go ahead and say right now if it's not that level i don't wanna see it i don't wanna see you stepping up on on a on a two step thing with leg warmers on and doing i don't want to see that and

[Bob]

if you are going to do that subvert it give us some give us some like i don't know something to subvert being a workout if you're going to go this basics again it's also something we've seen this on drag race like four times now i think the most iconic one was when they did a season three with delta work and they did that challenge remember the shake

[Monet]

weight with stacey lambert the shake weight

[Bob]

thing and like yeah like that was probably the most iconic time we've seen this on drag race if you're not gonna meet that level of camp and ridiculousness don't even bother also i guess working out so having the weights that were cookies was that the joke like i'm eating i'm working out but i have my weights are cookies but also

[Monet]

i don't think she knew all the

[Bob]

words for sure bitch half the number

[Monet]

was upstage yeah no this this is this was a very bad number this is a very very bad number let's

[Bob]

go on to darlene mitchell in her number honestly this is better than her

[Monet]

runway look i mean anything's better than anything better than her runway look

[Jacob]

this

[Monet]

is also not a great number but it really solidifies that darlene is really nutty like she's nutty i did not i did not like this number i didn't think it was funny i did i did not think it was i did not i did not like this

[Bob]

number i mean i said that a lot of the a lot of the innuendo was very campy and you know and you know drag but i think for her also it was lacking energy i'm like it was she was listening to herself even like y' all like there is something like even to her lip sync her lip sync like you can tell like when she recorded the lip sync the lip sync didn't have energy either so like when we're listening to her lip syncing to herself it feels like double lack of energy like it's like where is the like i don't know i just felt like she could have made this bigger and she had these like big props and everything but it just did it felt very

[Monet]

like lackluster yeah darling yeah very yeah i did not like this number let's move on to mia starr god this was the best number of the week this number the song was great the performance was great the wig reveal was fun i did not love her look but outside of the look y' all this number just like brought the house down the lyrics were amazing the dancing

[Bob]

with the star line was so good

[Monet]

she is such she is truly such a star like mia starr is just amazing i'm so impressed by her i don't know if she's still the lowest follower on fucking instagram but she should not be because this is this number was it was insane she showed the difference between being like a working dancer this is no shade to juicy or anyone else but like a working dancer and someone who can do a lot of tricks like mia starr is like is a like you can tell that she knows how to hit the stage use her body every every move i mean there is not a movement that she did that was not so powerful and so fucking strong it was just so good yeah i thought it was

[Bob]

a great number two i thought i thought the looks were very clever very funny i mean oh sorry just really great i don't know if she wrote her rap herself but it was very well done the titties were bothering me the whole time i know mia starr loves titties every outfit she does is centered around these her silicone tits but that little bando top thing was taking me out every time she would move the half the nipple was off i was like girl just wear just get something that covers your titties or put double sided tape on the thing to

[Monet]

keep it secure i will say that well she also needs wider titties i mean as a big back she needs a big rack i rated this is how i rated them in number one i put mia star in second place i put nene coco in third place i put juicy in fourth place i put darlene mitchell in fifth place i put ciara and in sixth place i

[Bob]

put vita if i had to do it i would put mia star first i would put nene second i would put i don't know juicy and nene i don't know cause i think that

[Monet]

i just thought nene's a little bit more creative you know yeah i put

[Bob]

nini second i'll put juicy third i would put

[Monet]

darlene sierra nevita i would

[Bob]

put darlene i would put i will put darlene ciara and who and vita

[Monet]

vita four five and six ooh fucking

[Bob]

awful i will put darlene next because i think there was some creativity there and she did do her thing i will put ciara miss and i'll put vita last

[Monet]

we have the exact same

[Bob]

ranking is that what you said yep

[Monet]

exact same ranking yep and rob you have to lock it in and that's so let's go ahead and move on to the judges critiques well they were hallucinating and apparently they and apparently they rupaul wasn't kidding i think they were hallucinating cause they were going on about how much they fucking loved nini coco's look which which sent me to the moon i was like i guess y' all y' all motherfuckers are hallucinating for real because i hated that look so

[Bob]

much i don't i don't remember that i didn't remember them raving about it that much well they didn't rave but

[Monet]

they said it looked nice the judges said they were gonna if they were rating which they're not they're gonna get they would put juicy and me in the top and they would put vita in the bottom which came really close to being what happened yeah they didn't show all the voting i wrote some of them down but athena did put juicy as number one kenya put mia as number one well i wrote kenya

[Bob]

has broken her alliance because you play crlo she literally had a she literally like agreed that she would follow the glam the glam girl group and she

[Monet]

broke the alliance girl drag race is not for alliances unless apparently unless monet is there and she'll save someone from you know something but it is clear to me that like these girls broke the alliance because they all not all but a lot of them put what's her name in the bottom a lot of them put ciara miss in the bottom and ciara was the one who was like let's all do a thing

[Bob]

together she's a fucking architect and i put athena for rita queen i said athena is still holding onto the grudge of being picked not being picked by nini or vita she's mad girl let's it go b tch let it go

[Monet]

she said what she said she said what she said she said let it go babe well i will say this the girls have to realize that these votes are going to come out y' all know that after after next week's episode so two weeks from now rupaul's gonna come out with a fucking a three ring binder drop it on the table and it's gonna have every girl's voting in it and they must know this is coming i mean if they

[Bob]

really want to gag us again sneak another rita queen in later on in the season but then there'll be less because there'll be less girls so it

[Monet]

actually wouldn't work so nini vita and darlene are all safe based on the results juicy and mia are the top two and they go ahead and then ciara is in the bottom so the glam thing just crumbled completely yeah i

[Bob]

feel bad for her because she really tried to get this thing going and

[Monet]

it comes down to juicy and mia who lip sync for the win to zara larson what's it called pretty ugly

[Bob]

pretty ugly and this is a really

[Monet]

good i really liked it yeah i

[Bob]

already just got into zara larson i saw randomly on my youtube her zach sang interview came out and i was listening to it and i was like oh wow she's like i was saying this on a podcast a few weeks ago how she was saying like you know she's like more in control of her music now and being more part of writing the songs as opposed to letting people write songs for her and i like zara larson's music they keep on calling her which i think is really weird beyonce's white daughter and i'm like what but i don't hear any similarities no i think it's because of her sound and her talent but i don't hear many similarities between the two of them but go off when i

[Monet]

tell you i did not know zara larson existed until yesterday when i watched

[Bob]

these episodes really no you knew i told you about her i don't be

[Monet]

listening to you and you talk i

[Bob]

know that's very clear but i thought it was a great lip sync i thought that juicy and mia were so divine together and again you saw just these two different types two different schools of dance right as mia said she's this young ingenue dancer bucking on stage and she was like i was happy that i could like keep up with her cause she was like i was doing my own thing she's doing her own thing and it was nice to

[Monet]

see these two do it yeah i am such a big mia star fan like i feel like if mia star was in the town i was doing drag in we would be really close like i could really see us being friends her how old is mia i

[Bob]

know she's old she's a she's probably

[Monet]

our age maybe a little bit older she's probably thirty seven thirty six maybe thirty nine i don't know jacob can google it real quick but yeah i just really i really i think mia star darlene mitchell kenya pleaser and she's forty she's forty forty wow yeah i think that i would be if i were on the if these girls were in my town i would be friends with kenya darlene kenya darlene and mia and i would be like really close

[Bob]

yeah i could see darlene twirling around with the bars in new york city like doing her weird little trash numbers of saliva we're like darlene you so

[Monet]

crazy girl yeah actually yeah i don't know if me darlene would be close but i would always have a lot of respect for darlene now but here come darlene y' all

[Bob]

and i want to say by the way i like darlene i like darlene like you know on draggers i just think her runways and her choices on the show are so interesting and so i find darlene

[Monet]

kenya and mia so fucking charming i really want to i would like to hang out with them they seem they just seem like so much fun but anyway it is ends up being a tie and when we find out next week that sierra miss is going to have to lip sync against somebody they

[Bob]

want to be so bad they want to be me so bad

[Monet]

and maybe they want to be trinity i don't know and then we find out that then sierra miz kind of insinuates in the like the you know thing for next week that she's like i'm gonna have to vote for who i want to lip sync against who do you think she wants to lip sync against

[Bob]

out of the let me see out of this other group i think not knowing how ciara miss lip syncs i don't know much about her well no

[Monet]

you see her lip sync she lip sync to her own performance during the during the girl group that is lip

[Bob]

syncing oh from the pops i don't remember it doesn't what group was she

[Monet]

in do you remember wham when we had a whole thing while she tried

[Bob]

to get together i don't remember her

[Jacob]

performance her verse was like butcher da da da da butcher fan you be they and they be them that was like one of them that was very

[Monet]

miss kasha davis love yourself and you'll be true go to the moon whoop

[Bob]

de doo yeah if i was looking i think she may be targeting next week to lip sync against maybe an athena but we haven't seen athena lip sync who out of the next group do you think is a bad lip syncer bad lip syncing yes that ciara was the target you think mikey is a bad lip synchronous i don't see

[Monet]

it for mikey i don't see it

[Bob]

for mikey i don't see it for athena and i don't know about jane do you think jane is a good lip syncer

[Monet]

probably i think jane's probably really clever yeah i can't imagine athena eating the girlies up in a lip sync there's no point in my mind where i envision athena just like eating in a lip sync i can't even

[Bob]

imagine her that's so mean bob monique

[Monet]

you couldn't see it either don't fucking fake the funk bitch and also don't

[Bob]

speak for me ask me don't speak for me ask me well okay do

[Monet]

you think of thena could eat a lip sync i don't know take out the i don't take out the i don't and there's your answer all right

[Bob]

y' all i can't with you i cannot believe this this journey you've taken us on this whole recording from the shock of your blaming me for not

[Monet]

having a hat on running

[Bob]

okay i

[Monet]

didn't say it's your fault i just said wow it's crazy you didn't say anything i didn't say it's your fault

[Bob]

yeah you're blaming me like it's crazy

[Monet]

i did not blame you on my steve what you this this is a this is a very specific kind of gaslighting that you do where you change the narrative just a little bit i never said it was your fault i said you didn't say anything and then you fucking making me look at this fucking hideous fucking outfit for almost forty minutes

[Bob]

i will say the pictures okay the pictures are so beautiful talking about

[Monet]

this look the pictures are gorgeous goodbye everyone we will see you all over the patreon if you want to hear our thoughts on untucked and this week's drama on the internet and drag race

[Bob]

goodbye

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