The One Where Monét Goes To Berghain

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – The One Where Monét Goes To Berghain (June 15, 2026)

Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a classic, laughter-packed chaotic ride with Monét X Change recounting her infamous trip to Berlin's Berghain, the legendary techno club renowned for its anything-goes atmosphere. Bob the Drag Queen and Monét unpack the club’s mystique, share wild travel and nightlife tales, debate the nature of “problematic” art, and swing between deeply unserious sibling banter and moments of real insight. The episode brings the duo’s signature wit, irreverence, and willingness to spill personal tea.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Naming the Women on Monét’s Vintage Shirt & Grace Coddington’s Office Décor

[03:08–06:13]

• Bob asks Monét to name the women on her Rainbow-brand shirt circa 2015.
• They discuss Grace Coddington (model and Vogue’s former creative director) and her controversial “mammy jars” seen in a Vogue documentary.
• Debate: Does owning such objects make someone overtly racist, or is it a reflection of generational ignorance?
  • Bob’s take: “All white people are racist. Everyone has anti-Black sentiment in them... Everyone who is not trans is transphobic.” ([04:29])
  • Monét is less extreme, feeling it’s possible to possess problematic artifacts unconsciously.

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Street Food, Halal Stands, and Regional Rivalries

[07:24–08:23]

• Heated (but joking) debate on whether Monét has ever eaten New York “street meat” or halal food.
• Monét insists she hasn’t (“I don’t eat hot dogs,” [08:06]), Bob swears she has.
• Bob jokingly suggests Monét is anti-Muslim for not eating halal, which Monét jokingly affirms and instantly regrets: “Baby, I know you cannot say that!” ([08:11])

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Emotional Wellbeing & Podcast Interruptions

[08:25–10:08]

• Monét asks Bob if he’s happy with his hair, leading to Bob’s stonewalling: “I’m not answering. Go watch the YouTube video.” ([10:08])
• Classic Bob/Monét dynamic: Monét pokes, Bob theatrically resists.
  • “You are so ridiculous. … Do you think you and Rihanna are gonna be friends now?” ([10:33])

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Drag Race, Madonna Tour, and Touring Life

[13:02–14:32]

• Bob wore an Alexis Michelle dress during the Madonna tour rehearsals, surprising Monét.
• Musings about touring: frequency, exhaustion, Taylor Swift vs. Madonna show counts.
• “We did 83… Taylor Swift did over 200.” ([14:23])

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Passionate Debate: Clubbing in America vs. Germany

[20:31–22:33]

• “Would Bob go to Berghain?” – Bob: emphatic no.
  • “Everybody’s high off their tits… this sounds exhausting.” ([21:04])
• They contrast Berlin’s 72-hour clubs to the US, and discuss NYC clubs like Pacha and Basement.
• Bob remains unconvinced: “I ain’t going in that raggedy ass shack. That building about to fall down.” ([22:42])

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Monét’s Saga: Getting Into Berghain & the Club’s Wild Culture

[22:50–32:32]

• The real Berghain tea: epic queues, VIP lists, unpredictable door policy.
  • “You can wait in line for six hours, and the doorman judges your vibe and is like, ‘No, sorry.’” ([32:11])
• How Monét got in: leveraged drag sisters and local DJ connects—almost derailed by a mystery DJ named Elvis.
• What to wear? Kit Kat Club: fetish only. Berghain: as little or as much as you want.
  • Monét: “I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.” ([31:47])
• Backstage logistics, line philosophy, and the peculiarity of the Berlin scene.

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Nights and Mornings at Berghain: Party Endurance & Garden Rendezvous

[29:53–35:36]

• Monét enters Berghain at 2:30am, leaves 14 hours later.
• Describes the club as a “big power plant” retooled for hedonistic nightlife.
• Ruminates on club “door policies” and American aversion to waiting in line.
  • Bob: “There’s nothing about this that sounds like something I want to do.” ([32:27])
• Funny admission: Bob would rather sit and wait for lines to die down than stand—“That’s not that you’re not a real fat girl. Hey, I’m a fat girl. I will stand in that line.” ([34:50])

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Lifting, Assistants, and Sibling Baggage Humor

[36:12–44:10]

• Bob and Monét joke about having assistants who are smaller than them, and who should lift heavy bags. Bob narrates the “two-liter soda” story as a test of devotion and strength among friends.

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The Garden Party, A Bald Stranger, and a Not-So-Scandalous Encounter

[44:19–54:38]

• Monét meets a striking, “alt, skinny, black and white, bald” man at the Berghain garden.
  • Describes an immediate physical connection leading to passionate make-outs and clandestine oral trysts in the club (“one of the best blowjobs I’ve had in this century” – [50:03]).
• As the story goes, the man gets possessive and rude to Monét’s friend Darren, turning Monét off: “I was so turned off by that, I just got up and I was like, I’m done.” ([52:41])
• Bob mocks Monét’s buildup for a “scandalous” story:
  “This cannot be this horrible story. Tell me the real thing right now. There needs to be an OD, a murder, tax evasion.” ([53:04])
• They tease about hookups, preferences, and which drag queens Monét would sleep with (hint: Cameron Michaels and Anubis).

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Classic Bickering: Podcast Energy, Air Conditioning Wars, and Group Dynamics

[56:03–64:00]

• Bob and Monét bicker about whose energy “provokes chaos” on set. Classic ribbing about who “starts it.”
• The episode devolves into a passionate, hilarious war over the podcast studio’s thermostat.
  • Bob: “For me, the perfect room temperature is 75 degrees… But we did not agree on that!” ([60:23–60:32])
  • Debates about whose needs should prevail (“the cold people” vs. “the people running around”), with supporting cast chiming in.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On grace and problematic art:
  “All white people are racist. Everyone has anti-black sentiment…” – Bob ([04:29])

• On club line misery:
  “You can wait in line for six hours, and the doorman judges your vibe and is like, ‘No, sorry.’” – Supporting Guest ([32:11])

• On Berghain wear:
  “I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.” – Monét ([31:47])

• On oral adventures:
  “One of the best blowjobs I’ve had in this century.” – Monét ([50:03])

• On scandal and expectation:
  “There needs to be an OD, a murder, tax evasion.” – Bob ([53:04])

• On group dynamics:
  “You start me on a 10!” – Monét ([58:03])

• On temperature feuds:
  “I want to be clear. We did not verbally agree on that just now.” – Bob ([60:32])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:08–06:13] – The “naming the women on your shirt” and Grace Coddington debate
• [08:25–10:08] – Am I happy? (Bob’s refusal, Monét’s pestering)
• [13:02–14:32] – Madonna tour and drag wardrobe nostalgia
• [20:31–22:33] – German vs. American nightlife: club rules and resistance
• [22:50–32:32] – Club entrance drama, Berghain logistics, what to wear
• [29:53–35:36] – Actual Berghain night, line philosophy, Bob’s anti-waiting stance
• [44:19–54:38] – Monét’s Berghain garden romance (with “scandalous” ending)
• [56:03–64:00] – Podcast studio temperature wars; supporting cast weighs in

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

• Tone: Unapologetic, irreverent, gleefully messy, with insightful but unserious debates and relentless teasing. Deeply queer and community-centric.
• Takeaways:
  • Berghain is mythic and lived up to its legend for Monét (“14 hours in the club, wild hookups, demanding door policy”).
  • American club culture feels stifling by contrast—but also maybe less exhausting.
  • Sibling Rivalry’s enduring appeal is the chemistry between Bob and Monét, their willingness to poke fun at each other (and themselves), and turn even non-events into comic gold.

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For long-time fans, every minute is packed with inside jokes, drag lore, and genuine moments of friendship and shade. For new listeners, it’s a crash course in queer nightlife legend-making, sibling-style.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

is Bob the Drag Queen and I'm Money X Change.

And this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, I go to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Berghain Monet x Change witnesses a murder

[Monet X Change]

and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only told you. And then you told the world. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all said something. Bob will start the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

The videos aren't recording.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have work to do. The sound isn't recorded. We have work to do. Bob's like, let's just stop. Bobby's trying to sit down and fucking whittle her dick. What you trying to sit down and twiddle your dick? I'm trying to work. Let's name these women on your shirt.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so Bob asked me to shirt. This shirt is a shirt I got from Rainbow and I want to say circa 2015. I used to have the shirt. And you want to name them? This is America Ferreira Ferrara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just name them after actual human people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

I'll say what they look like. Did you know Grace Connington was right? Well, Grace Connington, who is the iconic shoot, not the Eddie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you about to say Grace Connington is racist?

[Monet X Change]

Well, let me explain what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's still alive. Is she?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. She's not the editor in chief. What was her role?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was the lady with the red haired. Vogue. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What was her role at Vogue? She's a model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Creative director at large.

[Monet X Change]

Creative director at large. And there's this iconic shot of her talking about Vogue. And behind her she has like mammy jars. Like blackface Aunt Jemima mammy jars. And they're like flour, salt, butter. No, butter, flour, salt, sugar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Flour, sugar, water. And then.

[Monet X Change]

And it was like. And they're doing this thing and people were like, we just didn't think anything of it because of the time. And now we're like. Like she just had in her office these like blackface jars behind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, there they are up there, bright,

[Monet X Change]

right on top of her head. And it was just so crazy. I was watching this documentary about Vogue and I was like, damn, that's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So.

So we think she's racist.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that was me a question. Does that make her racist? Does that to have problematic black depiction?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm giving you guys my stance. All white people are racist. Everyone has. Everyone has anti black sentiment in them. Everyone who is not trans is transphobic. Everyone who's not okay but is ableist.

[Monet X Change]

Does this make her an over. Does this make her an overt racist?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, probably not. I think that you're the way. I think the way that you. I don't think it necessarily makes her, like, is she like a clan member? Like, what's over. Where does over. Where do overt racism start?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you think it makes her overtly racist? Like would a New York and be like, you're being fucking racist?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think it makes her overtly racist. I think that she had these things in her kitchen and I think she had them, maybe they were handed on from a grandfather or whatever. And she didn't think. She just didn't think any. She just didn't think anything of it. She's just. Oh, these jars. So my answer is no. I don't think that makes her an overt racist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is one of these ladies Grace Cottington?

[Monet X Change]

I was going to say she looks like a young Gary Scottington when she was a model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gary Scottington.

[Monet X Change]

Grace Coddington.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was like, who's Gary now? We moved on to Gary Scottington.

[Monet X Change]

Who do you.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Who do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't even know Grace Carson was a model. You just found out 10 seconds ago.

[Monet X Change]

I knew she was. I knew she was in fashion. Like I was going to say. What I was going to say was when she first started at Vogue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's this over here? This is some British.

[Monet X Change]

This, this. This is Kennedy. This is Kennedy Warren. When you first. She's first. When you first met her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the. Emily Blunt? Emma Blunt.

[Monet X Change]

Emily Blunt.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Emma Stone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Emma Stone.

[Monet X Change]

You think that looks like Emma Stone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the one in Deborah's Prada?

[Monet X Change]

Emily Blunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The British lady. The one who's like. Yeah, that was the.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Emily. Emma Stone and Emily Blunt are not related. Who is this?

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Who's.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Emily Stone?

[Monet X Change]

Emma Stone was in the Help. The red haired girl from the Help.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's Birdman? Emma Watts.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Emma Watson is Hermi Granger.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Emma Watson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's. She's. Who is she? Not Ron. Not Hermione. No, no.

[Monet X Change]

Ron says that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

No, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Ron, you can. No, no. So it's Emily Stone. Emma.

[Monet X Change]

Emma Stone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Emma Stone. Emily Blunt. Emma Watson.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Emily smokes the Blunt. Emma throws stones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Emily watched somebody from Watts with her son. You're gonna. Watts?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Watson, California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Watson. So Watson, Scotland.

[Monet X Change]

There's a Watts, New Jersey, and there's a Watts in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would I be talking about Watson, New Jersey?

[Monet X Change]

Because Watson, Jersey is popular as well. It's down. It's down by the shore. Everyone. Everyone knows Watts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Watts, New Jersey is on Par with Watts.

[Monet X Change]

And I say it's on you. See, now you're putting words in my mo. And I don't want words in there. I want dicks in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, yeah, we know you got them at Berghain in your dress shoes with your socks on.

[Monet X Change]

And that was Kit Kat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know. We know.

[Monet X Change]

I was looking at some of the comments from our video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Been in Compton.

[Monet X Change]

I've driven through Compton. I have not stopped in Compton and hung out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you've been to Inglewood.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone in this room has probably been to Inglewood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Going to the Kia farm is not going to Englewood.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? So you don't get to. That's where Inglewood is. You don't get to decide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I drove through Compton.

[Monet X Change]

No, I've gotten food. Food in Inglewood as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You stopped at the 7 11?

[Monet X Change]

No, there's 7 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those little buffalo hot dog. Those little buffalo sticks.

[Monet X Change]

You eat gas station food?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen you eat street meat.

[Monet X Change]

What? What street. Me have you seen me eat in New York City?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been with you to eat street meat. What? We've eaten street meat. I don't remember what exactly. The one at 54th and 3rd. I've seen you eat.

[Monet X Change]

No, you look. I. I do not eat from halal. I. I don't eat hot dogs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't eat halal food because you think you're better than Muslims?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I don't think. Baby, I know you cannot say that. You don't want to. Just said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You agree to it? I. I put the proposition up. And you agreed? Well, yeah, for sure. You sure did. Toots.

[Monet X Change]

Toots, your hair looks so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Are you. Are you. Are you. Are you happy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I happy? Why do you have to.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know if you're happy or not about your hair. You don't think about you. You see it every day. You have to. You have to ask the question. I would like to restate it. I would like to give the. I would like to give.

[Monet X Change]

Can we have quiet on set, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like to give the question some thought. Yes. I don't want to just blur things out like you, but I think that,

[Monet X Change]

you know, if you're happy about your hair bob, you've been going living with this for age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to point out you asked me a question. I started answering and immediately started teasing me. I didn't even. All I said was, am I happy? And from that you are doing this notion. I'm like, I'm doing something Crazy. I was like, all I said was, am I happy? You ridiculous. You don't fucking know. I guess.

[Monet X Change]

What do you have to think about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to think about a lot of things. You know, maybe one day you'll have to. I text you, you know, I connected you and Dr. Drummer last night. And then maybe in six months, you'll ask yourself, am I happy?

[Monet X Change]

And it will be a resounding yes. I'm like, yes, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I do you. You know, I'm not answering the question. I don't want to answer the question anymore. You know, there's a YouTube video on my page right now where I talk about my six month update and you can go watch the video.

[Monet X Change]

No, Come on, tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then don't interrupt me.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? I wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I happy? I'm gonna ask this question. I refuse to ask this question. I'm not answering. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'm not answering the question. I'm not answering. Go watch the YouTube video. I will say, go watch the YouTube

[Monet X Change]

thing that makes you so endearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This.

[Monet X Change]

You're.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then you'll be. Then you'll be.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you'll be endeared as.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I swear to God, I am literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not answering.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna shut my fat ass up. I'm gonna look. I'm gonna let you answer. I'm not gonna look your way. Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I happy? I'm not answering. You're smirking. I'm not answering. Go watch the video. Go watch the video. Jay, put the link in the description or whoever uploads them. Who be uploading, you or Jay? Jay, upload. Jay, put the link in the description. I'm not answering this fucking question for you. I'm not answering this question. You are so ridiculous. I'm ridiculous? All I said was, am I happy? I haven't even gotten past that. Am I happy yet? You're wild. Do you think you and Rihanna are gonna be friends now?

[Monet X Change]

Now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What happened? What happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did nothing with Drag Race Girls.

[Monet X Change]

What she did with Drag Race girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Kim was supposed to come see me in Moulin Rouge, the musical. Kim, Naomi, Chris and Lindsey were coming to see me. And then I saw Lindsay and Chris, but Kim and Naomi got invited to another Robin, Rihanna Fenty thing.

[Monet X Change]

What was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what it was. I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't ask.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Robin, Robin, Robin. So she and I. And I did Stop. I wanted you to know that I stopped doing the round accent on the podcast. I have.

[Monet X Change]

You literally just did it, like, two seconds ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I. But when was the last time I did it before that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you said.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna stop. You literally did it two seconds ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it was very tempting and tasty to do so well.

[Monet X Change]

Are you sure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I'm 100 sure. Monday, they were coming to see me and I was like, why didn't they come? And then they were like, they gotta. They gotta round a gig.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure. I feel like neighbor would have told me that, like, immediately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you're the girl that want you to be upset. Has it around everything came out yet? Am I spoiling? Am I spilling the tea?

[Monet X Change]

I haven't seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see when this comes out. When does it come out, Jacob? Okay, let's. Let's hold. Let's hold off on acting crazy because it'll probably come out soon.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hopefully. Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

You look so pretty yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

You're very welcome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why didn't you say it when you walked in the door?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why didn't you say it when you walked in the door yesterday? I had to, like, coax it out of you.

[Monet X Change]

What is wrong with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just asking a question. I did have to coax it out of you.

[Monet X Change]

This is typical of all the Dragoon behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think at some point last night, I don't know when I said. But I did say you look good yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I said, you don't want to tell me how I look. I said, you don't get me a compliment. What I said. And you said, oh, you look.

[Monet X Change]

But I was in here. But when we were across the street at your other studio over there is when I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You walked in the door. I was in the studio on the psych wall, and you and I were hugging and we were talking, catching up. And then after, like, maybe three minutes, I said, you don't want to give me a compliment. That's how it happened. And then you did give me a compliment after I, like, like blood from a stone. But you want to tell them how. How pretty I looked and what I was wearing?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're wearing that Alexis Michelle gown, which I didn't know you got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, I got it during. When I was rehearsing for Madonna.

[Monet X Change]

And then you had it for years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I've had it probably, like three years now.

[Monet X Change]

You say, now I'm Like, I don't feel like her season was even that long ago. It was two All Stars ago. How is that three years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Madonna tour ended two years ago.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Two years ago.

[Monet X Change]

Two years ago you left Brazil and came back home

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a little over two years ago. Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Would you. Would you ever do a tour like that again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe for the right person and, like, if I get to be a part of the creative process again.

[Monet X Change]

Only if you get to be part of the creative. If you're just hired as the job you did, like. Well, I know you did.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

You.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

You part.

[Monet X Change]

Your job was creative, but if you only got hired to host, you have to be in the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's it for? Let's. Let's. Let's build.

[Monet X Change]

That's what's going. So let's say Kesha asked you to do. Not creative, just hosted how many cities? She's doing 36 cities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How.

36.

How long is the tour then?

[Monet X Change]

The tour is. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's called the girls are skunking 36 days.

[Monet X Change]

Because they were Madonna, honey. They do 200 shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't do 200. We did 83. 83 shows. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor Swift, the one that she'd be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

doing like, they did like 30 something. Madonna did 80 something. And then Taylor Swift did.

I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think over 200.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So. Okay, sorry. Cash is doing 45 over three months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three months?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so quick.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, 45 cities, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. That's.

[Monet X Change]

That's 90 days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but, girl, these pop stars, they don't do. It's not Broadway. They're not doing eight shows a week. They're doing like three shows a week.

[Monet X Change]

No, Beyonce did. She did hers in two months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beyonce and hers.

[Monet X Change]

36.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but. But. Oh, my God. This picture of Patty is crazy. And Monet was standing behind him.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is problematic.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy to see. Wow. Patty looks like a. He put his up extra white for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, he has no freckles or nothing. Patrick has freckles.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Mo.

[Monet X Change]

Is that his real hair or wig?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's his real hair. Wow.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

I real.

[Monet X Change]

Patty had a long hair rip, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does she have a Southern accent? Not really.

[Monet X Change]

Not really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a gay accent. It's like. Anyway, girl. Yeah, Taylor has a Southern accent.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor. Taylor, Taylor. Be like, I was down by the.

[Monet X Change]

You have something. You said some shit to us. What did he say last night to us? I was like, you sounded so Damn country. I couldn't. I don't understand what you said. You remember? It was numbers.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It was like 195 or 135. What was it? What was that thing Getzo asked us last night? You asking, did you say it? I was like, I wasn't here. I don't know what it was.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Your blood pressure?

[Monet X Change]

The blood pressure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I was trying to get my. Okay, well, tell everyone I have high. Tell everybody I have high blood pressure.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know it was blood pressure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My medical history to the world. You're the one that said it. Spill my medical problems. Hey, everyone, just. See now. I guess TMZ pick it up. I have high blood pressure.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so I was trying to recite these numbers, and he kept on saying it over and over. And every time I legitimately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I said was 135 over 95.

[Monet X Change]

But that's not how you said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, what is it? I said earlier? Did I say 135 over 95? That's what I said earlier. Did I say 135 or 95? You see?

[Monet X Change]

No, you clean it up. You like, earlier,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

did I say. Did I say. That is not how I sound?

[Monet X Change]

It was something like that. You sound like. You sound like an auctioneer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, oh, did I say 135.95?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I said 135.95 earlier, that's probably sound more like it. 135. Who did?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you believe that? Earlier, I said 135 over 95. Oh, dear.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is still considered hypertension.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Germany together, would you spriggans the Deutsch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Not speak Deutsch. Would you go to Berghain with me? You haven't even consider you. Can you get information to consider the thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've already considered it when I heard about you dressed like somebody Nigerian uncle playing around in the Nigerian aunties clothes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that was not Bergen. That was Kit Kat club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ever decided I did not want to go that. What. What about Berghain makes you think I

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

want to go there?

[Monet X Change]

It's just a vibe. The energy, the people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like a vibe I want to

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this seem like a vibe I want to do up in there. Everybody's high off their tits.

[Monet X Change]

Who said people were high?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People were high.

[Monet X Change]

I mean some people were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have to be a high person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you don't have to be high. I'm. You know, I'm willing to Bet that at minimum 45 of the people there were. Were on some substance.

[Monet X Change]

I'll say 40.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't want to go. This sounds exhausting.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I probably don't like the music. It's probably a lot of.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they know there's.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

There's.

[Monet X Change]

There's a house room and there's a techno room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I want.

[Monet X Change]

House is great. House.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

House is fine. I don't want to dance the house. I want radio edit.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Full song. I want to know what layer's coming next. I don't want to look like a fool when I think I'm going to be singing. The lyrics that normally come, but they don't come. I don't want that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's just a doping and I'm like, I wonder why we can't have clubs like that in America. Because the club opens on Thursday night and they don't close until Monday morning. That's not. People stay there literally all week. I meant something because of laws. Yeah, but New York has. Well, New York has a club. You know, Jacob, you can't serve alcohol

[Bob the Drag Queen]

after a certain point.

[Monet X Change]

But Pacha people serve. People have alcohol. Maybe it was illegal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you gotta spill that tea.

[Monet X Change]

I mean everyone knows that Pacha serve alcohol. That Is not a surprise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know what Pacha is.

[Monet X Change]

Really.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Ain't never been a. Pacha has basement, which I think is the closest thing.

[Monet X Change]

Basement?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Yeah, basement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vegas has clubs that don't close.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And it's open all weekend long. Vegas does have that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow. Basement, New York. Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Basement.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, shit, that's cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ain't going in that raggedy ass shack. That building about to fall down.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I went to Berghain and obviously it's a legendary German club. And I got there. So I was trying to. Did I tell you the story yet? I was trying to get in, but you know, you. It's like so there can be a queue that goes on for sometimes hours. People are standing on this Q bob for like five, six hours. I'm out and I can't. So when I got there, Kelly Hilton, who was a drag queen in Germany, she was a finalist in Germany's Drag Race. She got me on the list for Kit Kat Club. This was Friday night, but Kit Kat

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Club has an hour long wait line.

[Monet X Change]

They can as well.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So I was like, I can put you on the list so you don't have to stand on the line. Got to Kit Kat Club and I met this guy named Chris, who's a really popular DJ in Germany at the thing. And we were talking, he was like, oh, I can get you. I think I can get you on for Bergen.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

So I put my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, I think I'm already out.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I was like, listen, okay, here's my friend Jose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just didn't. I know. I don't want to go.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, here's my friend Jose's number. I was like, talk to him and let us know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jose, the little who. Who fucked up Jacob's whole run on Bob mclock Tower. Yeah, let's wake that up. How do you.

[Monet X Change]

How do you fucking. Jacob's run? No, he called Jacob out.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

No, he was the demon and I was the scarlet woman. And he got the bluffs. And I went to him and I was like, hey, so what are the bluffs that you got? And he said, oh, I wasn't paying attention. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I will say when you. Okay, context. It was his first time playing the game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Second time.

[Monet X Change]

Was it the second round?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In.

[Monet X Change]

In the span of like an hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying,

[Monet X Change]

y', all. Blood on the clock Tower is a very easy game to understand. Like, when you first get into it, there's a lot of rules, a lot of things happening. When Someone wakes you up and you first playing it getting to be a battle your first of time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Second time.

[Monet X Change]

Is confusing. So it's not his fault. He wasn't clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say bughain.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God. Something happened to this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said bughain.

[Monet X Change]

No, Berg. Berghain. Berghain. Something happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one in Berlin is German. Like, I feel like everyone I met in Berlin is from like Sweden or like France. I know there's a lot of Germans or like England. I met a lot of Germans.

[Monet X Change]

I have met a lot of Germans and a lot of Germans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I met like three. I met like four Americans.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I met. I met someone named Squirrel from Portland. And I'm not making that up.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds. That sounds about right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Squirrel from Portland.

[Monet X Change]

Spell S, P, K, R, D with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a J in there.

[Monet X Change]

J, Q, R, T, an apostrophe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your task is up and you didn't even do it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I did do my task. What was your task? Did you do yours?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What was yours asked?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know my.

No, the point is to guess the task, not for me to just tell you my task. Well, I.

[Monet X Change]

Something was up when you were carrying the purse around, so I don't believe you. Your task had something to do with your purse. Am I right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I brought my purse in here because I just want to have my phone.

[Monet X Change]

Your task had nothing to do with the purse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing to do with my purse. What? Come when I say, you don't believe, but when this white man say it, you believe it.

[Monet X Change]

Because I believe it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How come when I say anything to the purse, you don't listen to me?

[Monet X Change]

Because you want to know why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're behind Grace.

[Monet X Change]

You know why? Be lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're. Because you're behind Patty when he goes to Grace.

[Monet X Change]

Be lying. Your task was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll never guess it. I think yours was something to do with me. It has something to do with me.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, all task always have to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do with you, Michael.

Has had nothing to do with you. Oh, and I think it was something around you not letting me tell my story about my hair. Oh no, you laughing at me trying to tell my story about my hair.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was genuinely laughing at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laughing at my face. Continue. About my private medical that I have not told anyone about. I only told you. And then you told the world that I was forced to tell.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you're the one who told everyone that I was on Munjar, remember?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That I didn't tell everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Outed me to Brooklyn Heights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did out you to Brooklyn Heights. But I thought you outed yourself to Brooklyn Heights. That's what happened. I thought you outed yourself to Brooklyn Heights.

[Monet X Change]

But I told you it was very personal. Please don't tell anyone the first chance you got. You told Brooklyn Heights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. Brooklyn Heights. The way Brooklyn Heights told the story made it sound like y' all were talking about being on Manjaro together. That's the way Brooklyn Heights made it sound.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe you should have confirmed with me before you just like, oh, yeah, well,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

there is, but she was like. She made it sound like y' all was on Brooklyn. Y' all was chatting about it. And I was like, oh, yeah, Monet told you. Work. I guess she's being out there about it now.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what's your task? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do 10 different accents.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't do 10 for sure. You did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Zealand, South Africa, Australia, New York, Southern Scottish.

[Monet X Change]

What did you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scottish accent. I said,

[Monet X Change]

really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But again, when the white folks say, this has got to be a bit. At this point, this has. I did. I did Midwestern. I think I probably did more than 10. I cleared work. What was yours?

[Monet X Change]

You want to guess?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. Guess I was wrong.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

My task was to wear items of yours. Rakao. Rakal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those aren't even big enough.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean they're not big enough?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do we wear? Your fucking crowning gown?

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Pulling off the mannequin, of course. Sitting there like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta be careful. That ring got stuck on my finger the other day.

[Monet X Change]

It won't get stuck on my face 1W.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

Cuz you put it on a different finger. I can put that on the same finger.

Give it to me.

Yesterday. Give it to me.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor bought these bracelets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, mon. Mon was like, mon, do not try putting them on. They're not going to fit on your wrist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, it was not like that. It was not like that. No, it was more like this.

[Monet X Change]

It was not that at all. We had to come for you. That's a very cute ring. What is it from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Rob got it work.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

I like that.

[Monet X Change]

Can I have it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've been my best friend forever.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was thinking today, if you.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, I'm tell you, Bergon. So Chris put me got all day. He's like calling people. He's like, do you know this DJ from New York, Elvis? Do you know a DJ from New York named Elvis? I don't know. And he was like, elvis, like, maybe you can message him. I was like, I don't know anyone named Elvis. He was like, he's a popular dj New York. I was like, bitch, I do not. I was like, I know a lot of DJs in New York. I don't know what he is. I was like, I do not know an Elvis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we see DJ Elvis Jacob from New York.

[Monet X Change]

So then he ended up contacting this person. Blah blah, blah blah. He ends up getting us on the, on this list. Like Elvis Duran.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He think I know Elvis the Ram.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Who else?

[Monet X Change]

I was around Elvis Raymond show from Z100.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a DJ.

[Monet X Change]

I mean he's a pop. He's, he's a, he's a radio jockey.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

It doesn't look as one specific person.

[Monet X Change]

Well, anyway, so we get to, so we get to Burkina at 2:30 in the morning. We go to this.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Go.

[Monet X Change]

To, go to the thing and like we talk to the, to the, to the, to the bouncer. And it's very scary because they're like, why are you here? Well, to get into the club. And then they're asking like, who do you know? How do you know them? How did they put it in the list? Blah blah blah. Long story short, we get in and then we got there 2:30am Friday, Saturday night, Sunday morning, like 2:30am and left at 6:00 clock the next day, the next night. 14 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just, you just did a eight hour time jump.

[Monet X Change]

You were like eight hours. No, that's 14 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were like. I was at the door and then I went home. You didn't tell.

[Monet X Change]

Oh no. So, so, so, so I mean, you going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I heard was why are you here? And I was at bed.

[Monet X Change]

They let us in. You pay your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's us?

[Monet X Change]

You and you and oh, myself Jose and then the guy, Chris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I thought Jose lived in Ireland.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but he came to Berlin because he lived there. And then my friend Chris and then the dj Chris.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

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[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

So I thought, thought it would be

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

fun if we made $15 bills. But it turns out that's very illegal.

[Monet X Change]

So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

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[Monet X Change]

See Terms and his friend. Oh, my God, Darren.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How does DJ Elvis fit into the story?

[Monet X Change]

Because he's asked me to ask Elvis to put me on his list. Because Elvis could have put me on a list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Understood.

[Monet X Change]

You go in there, you check your stuff at the cloth. Check, like. And Bergen is there. Kit Kat club. You have to wear fetish gear. Bergen, you can wear as much or as little as you want. So I wore this, like, white. White. I took a wife bead, and I cropped it into a little crop. I wore it like a white thong and, like, white Chucks. I want it to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Doesn't seem like trying too hard to you?

No.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And it was fun. It was a vibe. It was dope. It's like. It's like, basically a big power plant that they've made into this, like, club. It's, like, super. It's like. It's dope. It's, like, just really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here's the thing. I'm not dressing like that.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have to. I could. You can wear as little. You can wear that.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

So the other thing about is that if you're not on the list, you can wait in line for six hours. And the doorman judges your vibe and is like, no, sorry. And you have to try again.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't that crazy? Standing alive for six hours. You get to the front, he's like, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. None of this speaks to me. There's nothing about this that sounds like something I want to do.

[Monet X Change]

And then last story, there's this. So then. So then they open up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trying to get, like. Trying desperately to get in the club right now. When I go somewhere. The other day, I went to go do a show at the Comedy Store.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And for Netflix, as a joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. For Eliza Slur. I can.

I can.

[Monet X Change]

Lisa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're thinking Lisa Traeger.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eliza Clear.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Singer.

[Monet X Change]

Singer. Honor her. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I got there, and I pulled up, and I was like, hey, where did the comics park? And then the lady that was like, hold on already. I was about to turn around and go home. I was. And I said, you know what? She goes, no, no, no. Let me ask. Then she went and asked. She was talking to the guy for, like, 12 seconds. And I was so. I was getting so annoyed that I was about to, like. Because I was like, I'm not about to park on the street. This is crazy. Like, I don't know. I didn't even get paid to do the gig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I sure as hell ain't paying for parking.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? Maybe I didn't get paid. That's not true. I don't know if I got. Maybe I got paid. Maybe. Maybe it went to my acres.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I know that because I saw them backstage being like, what's your Venmo? To someone else. Nobody has my Venmo. Nobody else with my Venmo. So anyway, when I got. But that was enough. Like, when I get somewhere and because I have, like, three names.

[Monet X Change]

Right, Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, Chris, and Caldwell. When I go somewhere, I go through each name, and if you don't have those. But also Bob the Drag Queen can be difficult. They were like, what's your last name?

[Monet X Change]

Right. You're like, queen, Drag. The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when you choose Bob, I'm like, this is gonna be difficult. I don't really have a last name. My first name is. I mean, I jokingly say first name, Bob, last name, the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my first name in drag is essentially Bob the Drag Queen. My name is Bob the Drag Queen. Yeah. So, you know, I just get really. I don't like a lot of pushback when I'm trying to get into a building. I don't like what I would rather. If I'm somewhere eating or somewhere. If there's a line, I would rather sit down until the line dies down and then stand in the shorter line.

[Monet X Change]

No, even if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even if it takes longer, see that I'd rather sit down and, like, do something than stand in line.

[Monet X Change]

That's not that you're not a real fat girl. Hey, I'm a fat girl. I. I will stand in that line. I'm waiting because I want to get food. As soon as. As soon as I am able to, I want to get food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which my. My issue with lines is weird because I'm actually not an impatient. I'm actually a pretty patient person. Something about standing in a line. You know what? You know, a couple. There's a couple things. So first of all, if you're not paying attention to the line moving in front of you, and now 10ft have cleared and you and your friends are talking, I'm irritated, but I'm also aware that that doesn't actually get me there quicker.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm just irritated because I know, I know, I know that won't make me get there quicker. I know it won't. It's not like the line's out the door. We're still gonna get there the exact same, same time, same spot. You know what I mean? When I go to the airport, I. I'm not, I'm not doing this. Like, if I get there, I'm. I'm going under everything.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you're saying, like, if it's, if

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it's empty or I'm knocking the things up and going through. I'm not zigzagging through an empty thing. When I see folks zigzagging, this is madness. Or I will zigzag. What I do is I push my suitcase all the way through.

[Monet X Change]

I would do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I catch up to it. Yeah, but I'm not pulling my suitcase through all those fucking things. You know what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

We talked about this before, back in the day. Like when you have, like when you're. Like when you're bigger than your assistant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been bigger than every assistant I've ever had.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never had an assistant that's been bigger than me.

[Monet X Change]

So when you have bigger assistant, you feel bad being like, bitch, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You lift up the big heavy suitcases. Add Louise Kennedy. I'll tell you more in a second.

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[Supporting Guest / Friend]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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It's one of those small upgrades that

just makes you feel way more put together. You know how you feel when you get a new pair of glasses. When it comes to quality for the price, Warby Parker is the best. Honestly, it's not even close. You used to have to choose between flimsy, outdated styles or spend half your paycheck. Warby Parker has completely changed that with prescription glasses starting at just $95. Baby, they weren't this cheap when I was in college so you can actually get quality, stylish frames at an affordable price. Plus they have everything you need for happier eyes all in one convenient place including contacts, online eye exams and premium sunglasses. They also have over 300 retail stores across the US if you ever want to do that in person option, it's there. And that makes it incredibly easy to use your vision insurance by automatically checking and applying your benefits at checkout. Best of all, and this is my favorite part, for every single pair of glasses they sell, they distribute a pair to someone in need through their Buy a pair give a pair program which has already provided over 200 million pairs of glasses globally. Baby, you're not just near saying it, you are a philanthropist right now. Buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off off any additional pairs at warbyparker.com rivalry it's 20 off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at warby parker.com rivalry study and play come

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[Supporting Guest / Friend]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Luis, the weakest of all three of my friends. Easily. Love you, Luis. And Luis knows this. Okay, Kennedy, five foot two. Rob, who is strong, but he's not bigger and stronger than me. So when we get to the back of the truck, who do you think is picking? Who do you think is grabbing a suitcase? Me or Lil Rob? Have you seen me and Rob together? Rob is the tiny little man.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Rob, be like, can you put this right? We get it back. Right. But like, can you pick that up? It's heavy.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, it's heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you grab that? But I've also. I was thinking today about Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sorry, your partner, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to scratch my thigh. And I was trying not to scratch my thigh because it's not gauche, but my thigh itches.

[Monet X Change]

This is inappropriate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My thigh was itching.

[Monet X Change]

H.R. taylor.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Anyway, and if you want to see that, you have to join the Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob does not like hearing things. Jacob does not like hearing stuff. Jacob's a tiny little man and he don't like hearing stuff. And I was thinking about it, you know, it probably is quite heavy for Jacob. Heavier than it is for me. Right. Can I tell the story? The soda story?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember, but probably so during. During quarantine. Would you. I was.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

We were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Jacob were living at Zachary Tower's house, and we used to walk up to the. Each of us, like, me, Zach, Taylor, Jacob, not Taylor. Taylor was not there. Me, Zach, Jacob. We just walk up to the. It's about a mile, maybe three, maybe three quarters of a mile. Right. Would you say Jacob to the. To the CVS or the Walgreens, whatever it is.

[Monet X Change]

The Rite Aid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Rite Aid. And then Jacob was like, I'm headed to the drugstore. Do you want anything? And I was like, can I please get a 2 liter of coke Zero? And Jacob goes, sure. And then Jacob gets back and he hands me a 16 ounce of Coke Zero. And I was like, Jacob, this is crazy. This is not a 2 liter Coke Zero. I wanted a 2 liter. And he was like, it was it was heavy. It was too heavy. I didn't feel like carrying a 2 liter soda. And in my mind, I was like, it's not that much heavier. I remember, but I was then thinking myself exponentially. It probably is much heavier. Right?

[Monet X Change]

But why did you need the two liters?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't need two liters. I wanted two liters. He didn't say to drink, bitch.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Okay. When you ask somebody if you want anything from a story, like, I'm writing, I'm running to cvs, I'm like, do you want, like, a muscle milk? Do you want, like, a soda? Not do you want, like, asking for, like, a two pound brick of. So, like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A br.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

To carry back is a different vibe. I'm also not driving. I'm walking, and I don't have a backpack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did have a backpack. That's an important part of the story. He had a backpack. That is. That is the most. That is the most. I remember thinking. Because I remember thinking out loud, girl, put it in your backpack. Because he pulled it. He pulled my 16 out of his backpack. I was like, girl, put it in your backpack. But that's not the point. But also, wait, is a 2. Is a 2 liter 2 pounds? No, a liter of soda's not a pound.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how long. I don't know. I don't buy 2 liters because they go bad so quickly. It's just a waste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't drink liquids like I drink liquids.

[Monet X Change]

This is true. You drink very quickly, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think a 2 liter stands a chance against me?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Do you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

5 pounds, 4.4 to 4.7 pounds.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

That's a tenth of my body weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I. So I don't even know how we got here. Oh, picking stuff up for people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't mind picking stuff up. You know what I mean? Like, when me and Tao moved, baby, I was picking up a bunch of shit.

[Monet X Change]

When y' all moved. What do you mean when y' all moved together? Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Not move the places. When y' all moved in together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But say y'.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Last I want to say about Bergen, so they open up this. This garden thing the next day. So we're all in this garden thing. And then this very, very. This very beautiful man imprints on me. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Describe him, please. He's about, but not the Monet way.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can already tell you I'm gonna

[Monet X Change]

put this man's business on the street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't I'm gonna ask how he looks. I didn't ask his name in socials, and if you play soccer, that is how he looks. I didn't ask if he's a hockey player from Puerto Rico who lives in Boston. So just describe how he looks.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't want to put his business on the street because this is not a nice thing I'm gonna say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. I'm literally asking how. How specific is this man? Does he have, like, a teardrop tattoo and then 84 tattooed over here?

[Monet X Change]

It's very specific.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not move. I said don't move. You're gonna get moved.

[Monet X Change]

Don't squash no bug on me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't move. Don't squash this bug on me. You scared it off. I scared it? Okay. I scared it off? What about this big bitch guy with a big black purse like this?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe you scared him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't leave that here. I won't. You leave it here every time. That's not true. I have so much protein water containers.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. This is the same one I've had for, like, a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never left that here.

[Monet X Change]

I have, but I come and get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to waste anyway, so I'll give you, like, broad things. Bald. Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet is bald. How specific? Unless. Okay, let me describe someone that I think would be super specific. He has a grill that is rainbow color. He's Latino. I think he's from New York. He wears braids, has a house arrest anklet on. Bunch of tattoos on his tank.

[Monet X Change]

Tekashi, six' nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. If he's not that specific, no one's gonna.

[Monet X Change]

It is that specific. Oh, ok. But I'll give it a vibe. Like, alt, skinny, black and white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's mix.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's pretty specific. For Germany.

[Monet X Change]

For Germany.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He just narrowed it down to, like, three people. It's either Zaza Beatz or this guy.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, we're standalized. We're standalized to go to the bathroom. And then he walks about to go use the urinal. And then I was like, oh, my God. He's like, this guy's hot. So I leave my friends in line, I go to him, and he's like, peeing a urinal. I was like, you're so beautiful. He's like, thank you. I was like, is. I was like. I was like, can I kiss you? He's like, sure. Make out, right? Boom. So then go back into the garden. We're all hanging out. He comes by again. He's talking to someone else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, last. How tall? Maybe like my height.

[Monet X Change]

No. Maybe if we're not. If we're not the same height. Maybe like he's slightly shorter than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say he was tall.

[Monet X Change]

That I'm. Am I not tall? Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're average height.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not average height, Bob. I am 5 11. I'm not average height.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're 510 and 3 quarters, not 5 11.

[Monet X Change]

Which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't round up. You go to the one to the bottom. You don't go to the one up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm closer to 5:11 than 5:10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but when you do your height, you go to the one down. You don't go to the one up.

[Monet X Change]

Average height of St. Lucia. I'm not St. Lucian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Five nine.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. St. Lucia's are tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you are the average height of a Saint Lucian.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not Saint Lucius at 5 9, 5 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

5 11, 5, 9.5. You're half an inch taller.

[Monet X Change]

An inch and a quarter taller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're half an inch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm five ten and three quarters. They're nine. They're five, nine and a half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, continue.

[Monet X Change]

And then so he comes back in the thing. He talks to this guy in the hand. And I go. I was like, I'm sort myself. So they're talking. I'm like, I'm coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, hey, how y' all doing?

[Monet X Change]

We're talking. I'll have part of the conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you wearing? Crop top? No.

[Monet X Change]

I had changed by this point because it was the daytime. It was the garden party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where'd you ever change your clothes at?

[Monet X Change]

I brought clothes with me, like in a backpack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You carrying a purse? What you carry around?

[Monet X Change]

You checked it? I checked it at Pulsar, but now I had on, like, just black jeans, no shirt, and black glasses. So I talked to them, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I know this guy?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's the thing. He looked familiar to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show me the picture.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a picture of him, but he looked familiar to me. And then he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he famous? No, but then how do people know him?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I've definitely met this person. They travel a lot. And I met this person in the girls. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was with the girls.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

Jacob just went to Berghain on his own. Jacob said, I'm going to my own Berghain, honey.

[Monet X Change]

And so the three of us are talking outside now. We go back inside to the club. Inside. And then we. You know, I gotta stop telling this story. Cause it's gonna get shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, keep.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I can't. This is not.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

The story is not halfway through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not. No, you're gonna keep talking. You're gonna keep talking.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Everyone that please leave a one star reviewer in our podcast. I'm not. You are.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, y', all, if money does not tell us all right now, please leave a one star.

[Monet X Change]

This is manipulative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not tank our podcast. And they'll do it. I don't give a fuck. You don't care about the likelihood of your own podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I was reading ratings today. People, they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People low ratings for such stupid stuff.

[Monet X Change]

They get so mad at little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like, not leaving money. Stop changing the subject. Finish your story. You go up to them and you. You're wearing your black jeans.

[Monet X Change]

The three of us going sour, dancing, blah, blah, blah. And one of the guys like, ah. Like, like outside was like, better. Like it was like light and stuff. Like, the vibe was better. Let's all go outside. I was like, okay, let's go outside. So we're motioning to go outside. Then the guy, I was the cute one. Well, they were both cute, but the guy was hungry. No. So the guy, he grabs my hand, he's like, no, no, no. I was like, what? And then the guy's like, wait, are we gonna go outside? I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, let's go. He grabs my hand, he's like, no, no, no. And I was like, why is this guy being weird? So then the guy. So we're all walking, then he pulls me. He tells you the guy, he's like, we'll be.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

We'll.

[Monet X Change]

We're coming soon. We'll meet you downstairs. Okay. Brings me to the back room, starts sucking the skin off of my dick. Okay. I mean, one of the best wheel drives I've had in this century.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see where the story goes bad. Is someone gonna die? Like, this sounds like a perfectly lovely story. What could possibly be going One day? It's like. And then we had passionate sex. He told me his life story. He held me. I trust him. Now he's gonna. I'm officiating his wedding. He's an open relationship. I love. Like, where does this go bad? So then. And then he wrote an Oscar winning play. Like, what happened then? We get that.

[Monet X Change]

But at this point, I was like. I was so tired. I had had a lot to drink. So I was like. I was like, babe, I was like, you are killing it like, you are killing. I mean, this is Oscar worthy. I was like, I love this, but I'm not gonna come. And he was like. He's like. I was like, yeah. I was like, this is really. I was like, this is amazing. This is next level. But I'm so. I will not ejaculate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also don't strike me as someone who's, like, really, like, super into getting bow jobs.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Honestly, I. I think it is next phase of life. I'm just gonna be. Just strictly aside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Finish anyway.

[Monet X Change]

My phone's going off, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm texting you, trying to finish the plot with this. This Scorsesian film is there.

[Monet X Change]

We go back downstairs and then we sit. Now we're just hanging out. A thing. He's like a dick again. And I was like. He's like, but this time in, like, the light so I can, like, see. But I was like, okay. So then. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, we will. But I'm like, I know I'm not gonna come. This is gonna be like a thing. I'd rather just like, be at the thing. But he's like, no, I need to do this. So then he, like, I'm talking to my friend Jose. He in mid sentence, grabs me and pulls me away to bring me somewhere else. It's like, my name. And as we're trying to find a place where there's people everywhere, so we can't really, like, find a thing. So he's like. So then he's trying to find all these, like, spots so he can do this. And inside where there's light. And I'm like, babe, there's like, people are everywhere. You can't. We can't just do this just anywhere here. Then he finds this place and we sit down and then my friend comes to talk to us and he. When I think, yes, and he. No, Darren. And then he says to Darren, he's like, why are you here? Can you please. Can you please go away? We are trying to talk and we're trying to hang out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We leave. And I was like, that's your German accent?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's kind of German.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Oh, I thought you. I thought I. I thought this person was Caribbean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know what was going on here.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was Caribbean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't know what was happening there.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

South Africa, it'd be. Why are you here? Why are you here? We are trying to. Sucking dicking. So then my friend is like, whoa.

[Monet X Change]

He was like, that's like. I was like, I'll talk to you on it later. So he leaves. And then I was so turned off by that, I just got up and I was like, I'm done with this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying.

[Monet X Change]

I'm dead ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That can't be the. I swear to God, that can't be the life ending story that was gonna ruin someone's reputation. Well, I just. Because he yelled at someone. Well, no, no, no. But I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Sucking dick and stuff like that feels like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This cannot be this horrible story. Tell me the real thing right now. Make something up right now. Make something up right now. There needs to be an od, a murder, tax evasion.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What really happened was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to hear somebody who did a great job sucking dick and then begged to suck your dick again and then was kind of bitchy. I don't want to hear that shit. That's not a good story. It's not a bad story, but it's not. You act like this nigga's life is about to end.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, and him. Okay, I did unstuff my dick and then he bit it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a penis anymore. It's gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you believe that was the story? Did you think that's where it was going? That he was a little bitchy? He's gay. He sucks dick. Who cares?

[Monet X Change]

You're lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't believe you. That cannot be the story. That cannot be the story you didn't want to tell. You told a story about a man who took a shit on your chest.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's different. He was. I know she wasn't gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You told the. The fisting story with the dipping your hand in the pot. Yeah, that was different.

[Monet X Change]

That was also years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This happened a week ago. Monae, you have told some insane stories on this podcast. I know you told the story about you, about all the guys coming out when you were up in drag up in the Bronx. Oh, yeah. They don't listen to the podcast, but this is the one he might looks like. You think people don't know he sucks dick? Is it the bitchy part or the dick sucking part?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so disappointed in you. I am so disappointed in you right now. I'm very disappointed in you. You ever suck. Did you suck any dick at the club?

[Monet X Change]

I did. I hate when you do that. I'm not telling my business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just told your business.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm not telling my. I've said all I want to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I Hate you to do that. Did you say yes? Sure did. Real pun too. Have you hooked up with a famous drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

No, I have not hooked up with a single. Wait, let me not say that. I don't think I've ever hooked up with a drag queen. Have I hooked up with one that I said, I don't know. I don't think so. If you're a dragon, I've hooked up with you. Please. I don't think I have, though. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

And I said who I would hook up with on the podcast. You see, I don't listen to you. Who did I said I'd hook up with?

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

You don't remember who's very recent episode,

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

the one about drag queens we would hook up with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Anubis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And. Oh, and off camera you said Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

Did I say off camera?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said off camera.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, off camera you said, and I would desperately. I think you used the word desperately, like to compare. You did say that. Okay, well, there's nothing wrong with want to hook up with Cameron Michaels. You said something about the way she beat you at the lip sync, turned you on, and you left with an erection.

[Monet X Change]

It's a fetish I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you like US bars or overseas bars?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

What? Maybe we'll save this for another time. No, but I mean, we have maybe 10 minutes left and we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if we.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

We can, we can get. I put a lot of time on this sheet, so if we just focus more on this or close it out, we can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was topics for another one Ass.

[Monet X Change]

And you have done some brilliant transitions about this podcast. That was the most ass thing you have ever done in the podcast. That was crazy. I'm offended by that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So nasty today. The other day, Kane came in here and he was like, how you feeling today? I was like, I'm in a good mood. How you feeling today? And he was like, something about. Something about me being something. I was like, I'm only in a bad mood when money comes in. And he goes, well, that's correct.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, more or less. I was like, only time it gets crazy here is. Monique is up in there, which is. Which is a fact. And Kane Loki agreed. I said, how are you? But I said, yeah, do Jacob's mic so you don't have to be on camera.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Kane.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Let him.

[Monet X Change]

Let him have a. Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this. This is, I think, is this Kane's audio debut on the podcast, it might be. No, I've been on me before. I asked you, bob, are you in a good mood?

[Monet X Change]

And you said you looked crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you like, yeah, I think I am. I look crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you did. And then you brought Monet into it,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

which had nothing to do with. I said, I'm only in a bad mood. Mon is here. And then you said nothing. Yeah, you are. You're a lying piece of Australian shit.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Yeah. Let's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's hear your Australian accent and your New Zealand. Let's hear your American accent.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Sure.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye. Sure. I have to say, okay, before we start every podcast, I come from the gym, I'm in a good mood, blah, blah, blah, blah. I walk in here and I am

[Bob the Drag Queen]

ready to have peace.

[Monet X Change]

Bob will start a competition. Like, I will walk in, Bob, like, I bet you can do this, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you can do that.

[Monet X Change]

You start me on a 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say people can attest to this.

[Monet X Change]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before you come in, it is calm. That is actually true. Before you get here, we are just calm, walking around and chilling.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm calm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then you get in here. So I would, I would like to. You start with me. I would like to posit that it's probably something about our dynamic that is getting the room spicy. I was. Before we go, can you tell what happened last night? What happened last night when I was like, do you feel it? Yes. So last night we were sitting up in the studio. Taylor has concocted this, this perfect temperature that he set himself that no one agreed to. That no one has agreed to keep being like we, Taylor keep being like, we agreed on 72, which is not true. We did not agree on 72. Taylor agreed on 72. And he keeps being like, well, since we all agree. And then it's me, Andy, wearing nine blankets, shivering. Andy's £100 soaking wet with rain boots on. Rob is over here, teeth clattering, brand new teeth clattering. Okay, we're all over here. And then Taylor has on. And I'm not kidding you, one, I will say, normally it's at least two shirts. Yesterday one time it was literally an undershirt, a T shirt over that shirt, a button up shirt and a sweater on top of that. And I'm. That's four layers. And I'm not. That's not an exaggeration. Right now, Taylor is wearing three tops. He's wearing a jacket. He's wearing a shirt. You don't have a shirt under there?

No.

You don't wear undershirt? No. You said you always wear undershirt. I was tired of fighting with you. Oh, thank God you're getting.

[Monet X Change]

Why you mad about his undershirt?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care if Taylor wears an undershirt. But I don't like what Taylor's wearing. Multiple layers being like, it's hot. Take your jacket off. Take when I, I. My. Here's my first defense. When it's cold in here, my first defense is go and grab my little. My thick green thing. You got me? That's my first line of defense. After freezing in that too long. We got to turn the air off Taylor. What Taylor does is puts on an extra jacket and then goes, man, it's hot in here. Take off the scarf, take off the jacket, take off the sweater, something. Ask them what an appropriate room. I agree that for me, the perfect room temperature for me, if it was me by myself and no one else in the room. 75 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

75 is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there are other people around, I will go down to 72. But I want to be clear. We did not verbally agree on that just now.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

You did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we did not. We did not verbally agree on that. So the other day I come in. It wasn't set to 72. It wasn't set to 71. It wasn't set to 70. 69 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I will say sneaky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't tell nobody we are in the Valley.

[Monet X Change]

So if it is like. If it's like, sometimes it's like 95, 100 degrees out there. So putting it at like a 70, 69, I think that's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't care what you think. It's fair.

[Monet X Change]

You're talking to me about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am talking to you about it. I'm not asking your opinion. I'm asking for your ear.

[Monet X Change]

You're in the Valley.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's at 70. It's at 69 degrees, which is not 72 degrees, not 71 degrees. And he know that he was being a little slick with it. So then I was like, okay. Cause normally I just turn it off. Normally I just turn it off. And I just go about my business. Turn it off, go about my business. I was like, I can't do this. This is he gonna learn today. So I think he thought I turned it to 90 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

And then Taylor's walking around last night,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so I turned it to 90 degrees and I pulled the side. I go, monet. I go, taylor, go. I said, monet, look. So I point to the thing. I said, since you want to play games. So now we're in. We're in the room.

[Monet X Change]

They're like packing up, tidying stuff up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Taylor goes, Rob, who never says it's hot.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, it is hot. I was so uncomfortable. Rob was like, it is kind of hot air. I look at what I say. You feel it? You feel it, girl. Oh, that was a good one.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

That was also on a side note, I was setting up the podcast here, and I looked at the thing and it said 90 degrees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw that you changed and I was like. I was like, I was. I was going to turn it back. I was like, you know, I was like, I bet Jacob turn it down, cuz he set it up. And if Jacob had not been setting up, I would. I would have cooked you well also.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

N. I thought it was a mistake. Like, I thought someone had made a terrible mistake.

[Monet X Change]

A terrible mistake was mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I was like. I was like, oh, I bet Jacob changed. I was like, I was. And Jacob is the only reason it got turned down. Cuz I was like, oh, was. I was ready to live my life.

[Monet X Change]

Too hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's. Let's go.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're in. You're in the Valley, babe. You have to keep. I think in the summers, 6970 is fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not asking for input, but when

[Monet X Change]

it's like normal, I think 7273 is fine.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm not going to agree out loud at what I think the temperature should be.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I did not. That's not an agreement. I'm just saying my opinion. That's not an agreement. We have not agreed on anything.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, why?

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Right now, let's find.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like for it to be 75 degrees. Degrees.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That feels nice.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but that's. But it's for you. But you have to take everyone else into consideration. So you have to move that 75.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not taking. People are in. No. Grab the mic if you're gonna talk. People are literally in here all the time. Like, it is.

[Monet X Change]

I do. I do say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just you, not just me. People are like. People are always like, my God. I am fur. Reasonably saying that there's a difference in what.

[Monet X Change]

What we do here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People are calling.

[Monet X Change]

You are sitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you have to. What I say? Monetize. You have to consider everyone. People are always like, how often. People are like, God, how do y' all keep it so cold? How often do you hear this?

[Monet X Change]

I. Yeah. And I would say, maybe y' all can meet in the middle if you want 75, you want 72. I think I'll meet at 74. That's not me. That's. That. That's not. That's. That's closer to what you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is between the two, though.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

I think that you need to put

[Monet X Change]

up a poll and ask.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Ask people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, people who come here. I don't want to care. What someone over in. What if someone's in Alaska? They think 54 is warm?

[Monet X Change]

No, but, like the inside temperature. What it should be set at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I will say is this, especially

[Monet X Change]

if you're running around doing things all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can y' all agree to this? Everyone here, we have way more complaints in this place about it being cold than we do about it being hot.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. I complain a lot about it being hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More people. We have more people complaining that it's cold then we have people complaining that's hot.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

We have more complaints than it's hot.

[Sponsor Voice / Narrator]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chime in.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not here often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. Yes. You were here at least twice a week, minimum. Twice a week. Me cold. You cold. Andy cold. Rob cold. That is four people who are being like, it is cold.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor hot. Jacob hot. Kane hot.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor and Kane are. Are running around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane can speak for himself without a mic, apparently. Okay. Do you think it's hot or cold in here? Normally, it depends. If I'm running around, I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Wake it up.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, if I'm sitting and then I'm not doing anything and it's cold, then yes, it's cold. But we're moving. And. And. And what's his name? Well, Nate doesn't get the Pokemon. Freeze us out. Nate gonna ice us out. No, Nate's not involved. This one.

[Supporting Guest / Friend]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

You can't exclude somebody who's here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Nate's gonna.

[Monet X Change]

You want to get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're trying to get a super majority. Yeah. Hillary,

[Monet X Change]

does that make you trump?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it makes me Bernie Sanders. And on that note, I do believe the podcast. Thank you for coming on my podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

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