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Bob the Drag Queen
It is I, Monet Xtains, and I, Bob, here with Rose. I was going to say, who out of. Out of the two of us, who is who? I'm definitely Monet. Your Bob. You think? Well, yeah, I feel like Monet is more like positive.
Monet X Change
Oh, and Bob's like. And Bob's the Debbie Downer who's always reading bitches.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like I'm on Naked Bob.
Monet X Change
Okay, yeah, I'll take it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. Well, okay, listen. Okay, so this is.
Monet X Change
But you're. But you're built like Monet ate Bob. So now what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, y', all, first of all, I'm about. I have to drag this bitch today. I really have to drag this bitch.
Monet X Change
Sister, please.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because we're not doing this today. We started this. We were supposed to do this two hours ago. Two and a half hours ago, actually. And she texts us, oh, can we start at noon? It's noon, bitch. She's like, oh, another 10 more minutes. The bitch ain't in drag. Let's see the eyes. Let's see the mug. Let's see the eyes. I reveal the bitch. Look a mess. The eyebrows looking crazy, Babe.
Monet X Change
You're saying I'm not in drag? As if you are. I mean, you had to.
Bob the Drag Queen
If a bitch needs.
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We.
Monet X Change
We can't tell. We can't tell if you're in drag or not, regardless. Cause you look the same both ways.
Bob the Drag Queen
But. Okay, what we're gonna. All I'm saying is, if I needed two extra hours, I would hope something's happening.
Monet X Change
I just. I. I got back from a flight last night very late. I don't do mornings. I don't even do late afternoons.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who are you?
Monet X Change
Okay, you're lucky I'm up for this.
Bob the Drag Queen
The AA meeting?
Monet X Change
No, babe, I was with your. Your bestie Mistress Isabel, and your other bestie, Briar Bluff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, how was that?
Monet X Change
It was really cute. It was really fun. Briar was really upset that more people came to see me than her naturally, so I was kind of trying to downplay it. Cause, like, I really was too tired for all that. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
The meet and greet game. I'm so sorry, you guys, but, plynn, you're my favorite. Yeah, you. And then Briar's in there, just like.
Monet X Change
Okay. I will say, though, there was one person in the meet and greet who gave her a present and not me, which I'm sure she was like, you were mad. No, I wasn't mad. I could give a fuck. But I could tell that Briar was like, yes. Like, it was like, you know her. She did her big one. You know what I mean? She felt like she really. She really got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need to ask. Cause I know you're, like, overdancing. What number did you do? Because there's a video of you last time you were at mish gig and you did. You did a Katy pair of mix after talking shit about my Katy Perry mix in that fucking trash ass clown outfit. So what did you do this year? Did you serve or did you give clown or the team?
Monet X Change
No, no, I served clown. I did my Britney mix. My Carrie Nation Britney mix. You remember her? Um, I did my Britney mix, but I did it with my Zika breasts. So you know it.
Bob the Drag Queen
See, not my clown, not my circus, y'. All. Back in the day, plane really used to give cunt. Like she really used to give us.
Monet X Change
But you have to understand, my love, this is why we do what we do. This is why we got on Drag Race so that we could get our big break and we didn't have to clock in anymore. Correct me if I'm wrong, Plain used
Bob the Drag Queen
to come in cinch human wig, body wave, nails on. Now, if you saw a nail on this bitch, you'd be gagged, girl. You'd be gagged.
Monet X Change
At the end of the day, it's still kind. It's still pussy. I still bring in the numbers, babe. And they, you know, I like to keep them on their toes. You know, one day I give them circus clown. The other day I give them woman. You know, with you, they never have to guess. It's never a guessing game with you. They always know that they're gonna get, you know, the Grinch. The Grinch doing. Raise your glass. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, okay, but the. But your problem is you have more flops than wins lately. So now people think the clown is real. They think that's what it is.
Monet X Change
That is what it is. Drag is just, like. In my opinion, drag has. I've, like, transcended the realm of drag. You know what I mean? Like, all these other girls can serve.
Bob the Drag Queen
So what are you?
Monet X Change
I'm. Baby, I'm a trailblazer. I'm a pioneer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Of what?
Monet X Change
I'm an entertainer.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're a trail mix. Either way, I'm blatant.
Monet X Change
Okay, that too. That too. But you know what? I paved my own lane. And it is because I've been getting bigger, honey. It is because I've been getting bigger. And trees, big back. Everything just crumbles in my wake, mama. I'm just stomping, honey. And everything's falling away.
Bob the Drag Queen
The big back queen, period. Speaking of big backs. So moving on to episode. Mia Starr was sent home. That segue was crying. I'm gonna fuck. Mia Starr was sent home. And the girl. Girls are sad now. Were you sad when, like, girls on your season went home? Was there anyone that, like, hurt you? You were like, ooh, this one hurt Amanda.
Monet X Change
Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Amanda. When Amanda went home, was that the one that was, like, real for you?
Monet X Change
That's when it got real.
Bob the Drag Queen
Real. Honestly, for me, when Crystal got sent home by season, I was like, oh, they really. They ain't playing. They ain't fucking with us. Like, they sending bitches home. I was that kind of guy.
Monet X Change
Well, yeah, because you guys saw Crystal as a front runner. You guys couldn't see the bigger picture, that she was boring tv.
Bob the Drag Queen
But not so much on the end. Not enough, because she had all. Because she had all the pieces. It was just the statue.
Monet X Change
She certainly had. She did have all the pieces. She had that boxy body. She had.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, we are 12 minutes in. We have.
Monet X Change
She had that. She had that breaky. That breaky chin. Absolutely. She had it all, girl. And. And they sent her home. How could they
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you.
Bob the Drag Queen
To talk about yourself? Anyway, so Mikey. Mikey asks Juicy the question, who are you? And Honestly, I agree. RuPaul was like, do you not remember? You didn't watch the episode. So RuPaul RuPaul asked juicy, like, who are you? And honestly, like, I get that because, like, after she dances, it kind of just gives. Like, what? Like what now? You know what I mean? But you know, Juicy, that's your sister. So, like, do you think there's sides of her that she's hiding?
Monet X Change
That's my niece. That's my niece. Well, yeah, girl. We. We learned this episode that the side of her that she was hiding was that she. She had a teeth. She was struggling with a drug addiction. Which is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is.
Cory King
Why are you.
Monet X Change
Cory, why are you laughing? Corey, why are you laughing? That was a. Juicy was struggling.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was.
Monet X Change
Juicy, sit there with a straight face right now when I say this, okay? Don't you dare fucking laugh. Juicy was deep in the dredges, struggling with a rampant Corey drug addiction.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not funny. Stop saying it. You know what it was? I don't know if it was the editing or it was the way it was brought up. It just felt like, very abrupt. I felt like I had no time to process it. I felt like we didn't get enough information. I was like. I was so happy I was not in the room for that because I don't think I would've been able to get through. You know what I mean? I was like, wait, not.
Monet X Change
You would've been laughing at her, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not laughing. But I'm like. Mikey was trying to lift the moment, like, ha ha. And then Drew came out of nowhere and she said, well, actually, I don't know myself. I had a drug addiction. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, well, time to get outta drag, I guess.
Monet X Change
But, you know, on a real note, I feel like it's hard processing these sort of things on live television. And, you know, I'm glad that Juicy was able to open up. And you know what I would have told her if she said that to me, If Juicy said that to me, and if I was in the room, I would have probably consoled her by saying, kudos, mama, for saying that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But would you. I don't know what I would. I don't know what I would have. Would have done. I don't even. I would have been like a pat on the back.
Monet X Change
I feel like you're literally the worst person to like, tell something like, traumatic to, like, don't do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't give me a sob story. Don't give me sadness. Don't give me none of that. Cause I don't know how to process it. I really can't. Like, I'd be Like, anyway, so, like, let's get out of drag, y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I can't. Don't hit me with the sob story. I can't. But no. So that was a problem. And then. So Discord is jealous that she's not wanting any challenges. Do you feel as though she is raw?
Monet X Change
Well, I do. And let's wake that up, because I thought that she should have been in the top last week. And of course, we'll get to it this episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
No shade. She was kind of fab on the face.
Monet X Change
For me personally, I. From. Based off of what I saw, what. What had been edited and presented to us, I thought Mikey and Discord were the best in the Snatch Game. For me personally, I thought Jane was still a chew on Jane. Jane was cute for. For me personally, it was kind of like. It was a little. I could tell she was doing well. I was just kind of bored. There was nothing, like, interesting to me about her characterization.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, it was Jane. Mikey, who else is on the top, girl?
Monet X Change
Nene. Nene won.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. God, you're. Nene won, girl. So. Yes. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. So Jane's scared that she's falling behind, which is crazy because she'd been the top every single time.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Jane's been killing it. She's been killing it.
Bob the Drag Queen
If I was Jade, bitch, y' all bitches couldn't tell me nothing. I'd be walking happy. Every bitch. I don't need to win the timeout if I'm behind every week, bitch. Sickening. I'd be good. I've never been high on a single episode.
Monet X Change
You know your friend Gigi Glam? My niece Gigi Glam.
Cory King
That one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think she looks like Jane Doe?
Monet X Change
I feel like they've. They were separated at birth, girl. Like, I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think it gives for sure.
Monet X Change
For sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I can see. But.
Monet X Change
But Gigi's, like, a little bit more. Like, I enjoy Gigi a little more.
Cory King
Of course.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I. I just love Jane's reference. Jane's my pick to win. Jane's my winner. I feel. I love the references. I love the facts. She's really good. I think she's smart. I think she knows the game.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's really good. She is.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is solid.
Monet X Change
In my opinion, Jane don't is, like, solidifying the casting decision to have her cast on the show. You know what I mean? She's, like. She's. She's proving why she belongs on Drag Race, where I feel like I can't say the same for a lot of the Girls competing on the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Name them. Name them.
Monet X Change
Well, okay, where do we start? Where? Where?
Bob the Drag Queen
Say their name. This is a podcast where we say
Monet X Change
their name out of the girls already there. I mean, I. Let's just move on, girl. Let's just move on. I already. I already. You already know how I feel, girl. I said that. I said none of these girls are stars. They all got mad at me. I did this interview. I was like, they're not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
None of them are giving, which. How do you feel about that? Would you corroborate that? What do you think?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that they're all spectacular drag queens. Okay. No, honestly, I just. I think that they're all amazing. They're all talented. I feel as though none of them have, like, a business. Social media, like, the art. They are amazing at the art of drag, but not amazing at promoting the art of drag. Does that make sense? Totally. You know what I mean? Like, that. I feel like that's the problem. But all the talent, they're better than me, bitch. I can't do that shit.
Monet X Change
That's kind of been an issue in, like, recent seasons. I feel like girls, like, put a lot of emphasis on, you know, the looks and, you know, preparing for the show, but they're completely unprepared for what comes after the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it comes back to the pizza shop. I mean, yeah, it comes back to the pizza. I came to the restaurant to eat pizza, so I'm like, just give us the pizza. You doing. Y' all doing too much. Even, like, small, little nitpicky things like them posting the photo shoot the night of the episode.
Monet X Change
Stop doing that photo shoot, mind you. Photoshoot. And no real, like, no reels, nothing. I literally. I DM'd Mikey. And after she posted that Drew picture, Drew Barrymore, and I was like, you need, like, a few reels as Drew. Like, on the couch, bare feet. Like, you need reels, girl. And she was like, oh, where are. I'm gonna be Drew. I'm gonna be Drew on Monday. I'll, like, film them Monday. I was like, girl, you bet. You should have. No, that's what I'm saying. You should have been done. Had. Did that, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so. So it's a new day in the workroom, and apparently, speaking of room, Nene can't read the room, and she's reading girls left and right. Do you think that Nene is a little bit, like, socially unaware? Because I feel I.
Monet X Change
The thing is, is that Nene could be speaking and I'm not listening because I. She's not saying anything interesting. Is that crazy to say what she told?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no, I agree. No, she's. She told Juicy, like, oh, at least. At least Vita knows herself. You dumbass whack ass, big ass bitch. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nene.
Monet X Change
I must.
Bob the Drag Queen
Noah was. No, you didn't see that.
Monet X Change
I must have missed that part.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she. Girl, the opening. She literally just came at Juicy out of nowhere. Everybody's like, she did, girl. Like, yeah. And we'll get. Well, we'll get there because she does. She does it again. Okay, so they do this weird grinder thing.
Monet X Change
I promise I watched the episode, by the way. I promise I watched the episode. I paid attention.
Bob the Drag Queen
She went on Twitter with that clip.
Monet X Change
It was very hard. It was very difficult. My ADHD was in full effect. Like, I was like, girl, I saw a squirrel in the corner. Like, it was crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyways, anyway, so they do this grinding game. I don't have any notes for it. It was boring. I was like, athena's a whole.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Wait, wait. Do you want to go through the cor really quickly? Hold on. So the first one was. The first one was, which queen is most likely to lie and say that she's verse. And most people said, athena Dion, that's your mother.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is she. Is she verse? Well, this is.
Monet X Change
I don't know. I feel like there was a point in time when Athena did try to hit on me, and I. Oh, exclusive civil rivalry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exclusive. Did you guys ever, ever do the do?
Monet X Change
Of course not, girl. Of course not. No, no, babe. No. I could.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your tips never touch.
Monet X Change
Okay, Wendy. I would never be caught. I would never be caught with another drag queen. I wouldn't be caught dead in another drag queen lying with another cross dresser. I would never lay with. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
They said, which queen is most likely to hook up in drag at the end? Yawn. I can see that she gives me that. She gives me that, like, that drag queen at the brunch, like, after the show. She's just. She's just looking at it.
Monet X Change
So I remember distinctly this story that I think Morphine told it to me. And Athena confirmed that Athena was, like, either getting plowed or, like, sucking dick in drag. But, you know, Athena loves those updos, so the helmets. And she had, like, a plastic bag, like, a plastic stop and shop grocery bag, like, crumpled up in her wig. And the guy was like. She essentially had a. She essentially had a. You could. You could hear the topper, like, crinkling as she was, like, going up and down on his Dick.
Bob the Drag Queen
And.
Monet X Change
And he was like. He said, wait a second. Stop. Will you hear that noise?
Cory King
What?
Monet X Change
What is that? And she was like, oh, that's nothing, baby. That's nothing, baby. And she. And she took her topper off with the plastic bag in it. With the plastic bag still in it. So girl, she was fiddling it, trying to rearrange it, but then she just got rid of it. Girl, and she just kept going.
Bob the Drag Queen
My thing is just like, is Dick that serious? Like, is it that serious?
Monet X Change
Like, is it that serious to some people? Honestly, I don't. I just don't understand. Like, if I was to hook up in drag, you wouldn't catch. I would not be stuffed full of. Full of grocery bags. That's for sure.
Cory King
Like that.
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Anyway, somebody's question on boy, which queen's most likely lie about her age? Athena. Obviously you're right. I was like, which queen has the lowest body count?
Monet X Change
Darlene. First of all, first of all, let's bring it back because not only did Athena does Athena lie about her age regularly, but she lies about being Juicy's mother when she's in fact her grandmother. Let's not forget that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, actually wake that up. So she literally. Not like she literally doing it like she doesn't need.
Monet X Change
She doesn't need Ryder to do it. She just does it on a regular Basis. Anyway. Anyway. So Darlene, lowest body.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lowest body count. Darlene, I believe.
Monet X Change
Okay, sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which queen is most likely to have masks for mask on the profile of Nini Coco
Monet X Change
is Nene Mask.
Bob the Drag Queen
What would you.
Monet X Change
Would you consider Nene Mask?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
Who is, like, the most butch? Like, one. That's who's still left of the season prior, for sure. But out of the people left.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gonna say Vita.
Monet X Change
Oh, Vida for sure.
Cory King
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Vida the most. Like, butchers want Vita. Okay.
Monet X Change
I could see that. I could see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nene. No. She gave a circuit party.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which queen's most likely? Likely on Grindr at a funeral. Kenya. I could see that. Well, apparently from the looks from your stories. Where's Athena? Because she'll suck a dick at a funeral with a fucking plastic baton on her head.
Monet X Change
Athena will do that anywhere. For sure. So between Athena and Kenya, um, and then which queen is most likely to disappear? Oh, to go home.
Bob the Drag Queen
To go home. Kenya. Okay, I can see that. Cause she has won a challenge and they're all, like, flopping and. Cause she kind of has been doing my best. What?
Monet X Change
No, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she has been flopping. But honestly, I like. I'm like, honestly. Same. Cause, girl, there was a point in time where I was like, at this point, I'm just buying weeks. At this point. Like, I was like. At this point, I was like, let me just get into the episode. If I can make this episode, I'm good. You know what I mean? Like, so honestly, I'm out.
Monet X Change
It's okay, girl. We could all tell you. We're just there to have some fun and to gain some TikTok followers. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh huh. Girl, I was thinking.
Monet X Change
Right, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
And honestly, Kenya, girl, girl, have fun. At this point, you're already episode nine. Girl, I would.
Monet X Change
I would love for them to just, like, throw a curveball, though, and, like, give Kenya a win. Like, give her a. Not. Not. I not put her in the top. Not put her in the top. Give her a full blown win. Like, completely. Just 180. The competition.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would live. Anyway, so they were recording. Do you have any notes? Because I have a couple, but I'm
Monet X Change
just like, oh, well, they were. They were choosing roles. And I feel like you had.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
You had something to say about that, right? Because Nene was pissing everybody off, y'.
Cory King
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
If I was Athena, Nene would have been crying on that couch, period. Like, Nene would have been crying. Cause. So, okay, so y', all. Y' all obviously watch the episode, but we're gonna recap it. So apparently they're fighting for these roles and Mikey and Nene want the same role. Mikey's like, oh, I'm a Broadway star. Da da da. I could do this. I'm ready to do this. Nene's like, ah, but like, I want a big part. I was like, okay, sure. Mikey gagged her. She said, well, let's audition, girl. Mikey chewed up Nene looking fool. So the gag is everybody votes. We all agree. Mikey got it. All right, cool. Why Nene gonna go? So I'm supposed to take that? Yeah, like, you lost. I was like, am I crazy? Am I crazy?
Monet X Change
No. I don't blame Nene for, like, fighting for the role that she wants. But then after she got the role, after Mikey was like, okay, you can have a girl.
Cory King
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but even before that, before that, she was like, well, I don't want to be this one. So, Athena, I should have your part. Excuse me? If I was Athena, I would have laid her ass on that grass, bitch. I would have gagged her. I would have been like, listen here, you snot nosed little bitch. I picked this part. I was already happy with my part. You weren't looking to my part until you auditioned for the part you wanted and you flopped and you didn't even get it. Now you want my part? Fuck out.
Monet X Change
I feel like Athena did let Nini have it. Athena did let her have it.
Bob the Drag Queen
She should have. She should. She should have made her cry. She was not. She. She let her off. I was like, so you're.
Monet X Change
What's missing for. For you this season is bitches really, really taking it there. Like, you want bitches, you want them to fight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Take honestly, yes, because, bitch, you just begged for someone else's part, didn't get it, and now you want to take my part for me. Oh, no, no. You need to know your part.
Monet X Change
I will say the, The Rachel Berry auditions of it all is, like, crazy to me. Like, it's. But I. I don't know. It's like, why are we auditioning for parts? Like, no, no. Like, you guys aren't. You guys aren't the judges. I'm not gonna audition for a part, you know, to get approval from my castmates. Like, you're not gonna select the part for me. I know what's best for me. You know what I mean? And I don't need to audition.
Bob the Drag Queen
See, I agree. But at this, the problem is that that's what they signed up. That's what they wanted. She said, yeah, let's audition. So she agreed.
Monet X Change
She did agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I'm like, if you flopped, bitch, you flop. You take that out and you.
Monet X Change
You be well anyways, girl. So Athena's like, no, no, no. Hell no. You're not taking my part. She got you part. She did.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said.
Monet X Change
She said, excuse me.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I mean. I mean, foreshadowing. Maybe she should have shrugged the part.
Monet X Change
But Mikey. Mikey decides to play some mind games and be like, you want the part? You want the part this bad? If you want the part this bad, just take it and let's just move on.
Cory King
Let's move on.
Monet X Change
No, no, no, no. Let's move on. Let's move on. You got it. You got the part, sis. You're the lead. Let's move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said, here you go, baby. Here you go.
Monet X Change
Let's move on. Next, next, next. And Nini's like, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. Nini started.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said, I don't know if I want anymore. What the fuck do you want? I was like, her white privilege is showing.
Monet X Change
I will say. It's so. It's so funny because it reminds me of what Sapphira did during rdr Live with Mirage, because Mirage and Sapphira both wanted the host. And then. And Sapphire was like, you know what, girl?
Cory King
You take it.
Monet X Change
I don't even want it. You take it. And then Mirage started spiraling.
Cory King
Bitch.
Monet X Change
So she said, fuck, it's just. It's just crazy what being insecure in a situation like that can do. You know what I mean? Like, if you. So you weren't really about it. So. Nina, you weren't really about it because now you're.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now that's what I mean. Like, with. Like, you weren't that confident in that, like, right?
Monet X Change
What. What exactly. I'm. I'm sorry, what exactly would have. Like, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of, like, what exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, did you really want it, right?
Monet X Change
Like, if Nene did get the role, like, how would that have played out?
Cory King
She just.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the thing is, like, she doesn't want the validation of having it. You know what I mean? Like. But after she found out that she was like, oh, bitch, I'm. I'm gonna flop this role. Like, after we just watched Mikey shoot you up, now she's like, oh, bitch, well, I'mma have it. And no one's going to be happy for me. Let me just. Not. Like, she knew the consequences of the role. And then she was like, actually, let me sit by.
Monet X Change
I will say, it would have been nice for, like, Nene, to have fully accepted that role and to see, like some retribution, you know what I mean? To see her just flop it, like, miserably. That would have been entertaining also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, we'll get there. But the wig choice would have been hilarious to see on nene. But anyway, so they're recording this, y'. All. It was a lot. Juicy's whispering. Nene's sounding crazy. Kenya was eating it up. I was so happy. I was like, kenya has been having a hard ass time. I was like, finally my girl is coming through and doing her big one. Because, bitch, there is nothing more embarrassing than recording your verse for the rusical. You never had to do this. Cause y', all, y' all were just lip syncing some little bullshit that they already fucking wrote and sang and did everything. Y' all just had to walk in and do it. We had to go and record it. And it's so embarrassing recording it and you can't sing and everybody in the back, the fucking peanut galleries laughing at you while you fucking.
Monet X Change
We had a moment like that, though, because we had two girl group challenges essentially, and we had to do that for the power.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's pretty nice.
Monet X Change
For the power performance. We had to do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't it just so bad recording with
Monet X Change
everybody in the back? Everybody in the back, like, you know, sitting there listening to you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, but at least the girl group challenge. You can pick your verse, you can write your verse, you can change, you can fix your tone, you can decide your journey. They give you that sound. You need to sound what the sound is sounding for. Sure, that is annoying to handle with
Monet X Change
everybody with you, like recording in that literally on the main stage, like the empty main stage with the girls in the back. As soon as you start, like, floundering and just like flopping a little bit, here they go. And bitch. No, literally. It's so childish. It's so childish. But it really gets in your head. And it's just now you're just on a streak, like on a downward spiral, bitch. Because you hear those bitches laughing in the back and you're like, motherfuck. Like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally remember doing the rusical and I'm over here trying to hit this note and I just hear everybody go, are you seeing Michelle? Just like. I was like, well, literally, I knew it was like, like, I feel like when you record and it's a flop, you know, it's not giving, like, you know it's not giving. And Juicy, she can't talk.
Monet X Change
Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing with Juicy and why I feel like she's getting that critique from the judges from RuPaul in particular. Like, you need to come out of your shell. We don't know you. You know what I mean? It's because Juicy is. She's like, so clenched. Like, you can just tell that her asshole is clenched. Like, she is tighter than something that's tight. Help me out here. Fill in the blank. She. You can tell that she's just kind of nervous, which is crazy to me because I feel like in the beginning she was fully like a. A frontrunner. Like, she's. She's won. She has two challenge wins. She won RDR Live. Where I feel like RDR Live is. I mean, that's a comedy based challenge. So you have to be able to, like, give character for that. And she was great in that, in my opinion. So why is it now that she's sort of floundering and she, like, can't step up to the plate and just give some charact, you know, it's musical, it's a music, it's a rusical. It's musical theater. You kind of have to, like, camp it up, you know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like it's because she's very good and excels at the things she's good at, but she's also not, like, well rounded enough to do the things that she's not good at. You know what I mean? Like, she knows how to use her physicality, she knows how to dance, she knows how to perform. So the first couple of challenges were all performing challenges, so she could just slay and eat the bitches up every single week.
Monet X Change
I feel like comedy challenge, but I feel like she showed us that she could do comedy in RDR Live and she needs to. She needs to wake those chops back up. I feel like she. She forgot she kind of lost that somewhere.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but she had someone that, like, Mikey, that can, like, boost her and, like, help her, like, feel good about herself to perform the way she wants to. But now she's, like, alone and she's getting in her head and now she's like, second guessing it. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
So, you know, I'm rooting for Juicy. I love Juicy, of course. But yeah, I agree, babe. I agree. Like, she needs to. She needs to unclench. She needs to loosen up and just act a fool. Act a fool. Sometimes in drag, you just gotta. You just gotta let go and let loose. You can take yourself very seriously, you know, as a very, like, technically Skilled performer and dancer as she is, but you also need to know when it's time to just, like, be. Be silly and goofy and be a clown, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Real, real. Athena sounded like, you know, the childhood theme song. Do you know the child?
Monet X Change
You're gonna have to remind me.
Bob the Drag Queen
You take the moon and you take the sun. You take every. Like that. Hey there.
Monet X Change
Hey there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like every time she. They say it gives, Dr. Seuss. It gives very much. Just like, I'm athena from the 305, for sure. Miami. I come alive. I was like, oh, there's a certain
Monet X Change
cadence that she always raps with, sings with whatever you want to call it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like, it's always the drag race verse cadence.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? This is your journey.
Cory King
Lead the way.
Monet X Change
I'm Athena,
Bob the Drag Queen
girl. She was. As soon as she put that voice and that mic, I said, oh, it's a rap. I said, oh, it's a rap. So, yeah, and they started dancing. How do you feel about the dancing?
Monet X Change
Juicy and Kenny and Kenya were doing great. Yeah, Juicy and Kenya were doing great. And then Athena starts voguing, too, with her flat palms. Honey. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Athena is so brunch coated. She said, damn, they don't do this at Lady Marmalade. She said, damn. She said, when I perform, hey, big spender. I ain't never did none of this. You know what I mean? Like, she was over it. She was like, Discord and Nene looked crazy. Okay.
Monet X Change
They did look crazy. I will say, though, maybe it's. Maybe it's because I am also of Caucasian descent. But I really.
Bob the Drag Queen
You saw yourself.
Monet X Change
I guess I did, because I really didn't think it was that bad. Like, I thought they were doing the moves that they were showing them to do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y'.
Commercial Narrator
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was quite.
Monet X Change
I really. But they were. But all they were doing, they were doing, like, the Running man or whatever, and it was just like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, you're doing the move. But it's stiff.
Monet X Change
I agree. Yeah. No, no, it's stiff. It is stiff.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was stiff. Like, it was. It was crazy.
Monet X Change
It is stiff.
Cory King
It is stiff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, I have no size, like, chart. I don't know what the height differences are. I don't know how tall anyone on this season is. I'm confused. I thought Disco was, like, five' three. She's standing next to Nene bitch at the same height, but Nene looks huge. So I'm confused. On.
Monet X Change
Nene looks pretty short to me. Nene looks wide.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think?
Monet X Change
Nene looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look at that.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, she looks.
Monet X Change
I would say. I would say, you know, more huge in width than in length, to be honest. But
Bob the Drag Queen
we'll get there when we get to the Runway. Cause I had to know about that. I thought, like, in my head, I'm like, discord, Mikey. All them are like, five, five, five, six. Right? Then I'm thinking, like, Nene. The Nene's nicknames, like, 5, 9. Darlene standing next to somebody. That bitch was, like, 20ft tall. She was standing next to Mikey. That bitch is literally six, seven. I was like, that bitch is huge. Like, that is six, grandma. She was so. I don't know. I need, like, a height chart anyway,
Monet X Change
I guess. Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh, the fact that Nene and Discord were stiff as a board, honey, when dancing.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was great.
Monet X Change
Who came next? Who came after them?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Mikey and Darlene. Oh, Mikey and Darlene. And then huge, huge, huge monster in the little one.
Monet X Change
Jack and the Jack and the Beanstalk. Honey, Darlene's the beanstalk.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even know what that is.
Monet X Change
Okay, maybe. Maybe. Anyway, maybe Athena can school you on that. She. She speaks in nursery rhymes, as we. As we know, but that's her new single, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, they do the makeup thing of sob story. Sob story. Sob story. Yeah, Yeah.
Monet X Change
I kind of fast forwarded through that.
Cory King
No shade girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, there was nothing giving. I was like, all right, we're setting up the. The juicy and Athena. Why are these other boring?
Monet X Change
Like, what. They want to be mad at me that I said that. They no stars there there. Who's the villain?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, y' all don't get. I was like, when y' all do y' all makeup, y' all don't get bored. Like, if I was someone, I would have walked in like, so. So, Mikey, you happy you got the part or, like, did you want n you? Like, why ain't nobody stirring?
Monet X Change
Girl, you know the story. The story. Producers were in that room, like, looking at each other like, girl, what the hell do we do right now?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, take some initiative. I would have walked up to Nene, like, you nervous? I would have walked up to my nervous. Nervous.
Monet X Change
No one's.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't want them to. Like, are these once Latina? You vogue Are no gangs. Like, I want to be these girls.
Monet X Change
These girls are right. These girls are not competing, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
I.
Monet X Change
It just. It feels like nobody is confident enough to, like, really stir the pot.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's because, you see, y' all fans. Y' all did this. Y' all did this. Y' all too negative on these girls. And don't let them be nasty now. They scared now. Everybody, everybody. Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Drag Queen's.
Monet X Change
I'm so Drag Queen's egos are just too fragile. Like, nobody wants to see negative things said about them online. Like, everyone's like, y' all 18.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all can be. It's all right. They'll get over it. Throw a chair. 19. 19. When y' all get up in that set, throw a chair. We'll be fine. I'll back you up. If you throw a chair, I will literally have your back all season, bitch.
Monet X Change
Me too, but just throw your chair. Me too. Honestly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, girl, just throw that chair. Anyway, so we get to the Runway, and first question I have immediately is, who is Benny Blanco? I don't know who that is.
Cory King
I know.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who is Gracie Abrams?
Monet X Change
I don't. Is Gracie Abrams there?
Bob the Drag Queen
Apparently, like, she's in the song, but she's canceled.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I know that. I know that Gracie Abrams is canceled because I'm. I'm on Twitter a lot. I know. So I. But I've never. I don't think I've ever listened to a Gracie Abrams song ever in full.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did she do?
Monet X Change
I think she was married. What did she do?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Benny Blanco is married to.
Monet X Change
Did you not know that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was literally confused on, girl, Benny Blanco is.
Monet X Change
It's crazy to me because you're so educated on, like, pop culture. Like, you're so, like, in with the times, but it also feels like you don't know these, like, very
Bob the Drag Queen
basic. I didn't even know Selena had a. So he's not queer?
Monet X Change
No, babe, no, listen. Listen to me.
Cory King
Listen to me.
Monet X Change
Benny Blanco is Selena Gomez's famously hideous husband. Like, he is hideous. Girl. That's. That's why he's been making the round sort of on social media for years now, is because everyone's like, why is Selena with this, like, ugly, like, dirty foot, like, farting Neanderthal looking, gap toothed, like, teeth dancing in his mouth. Uncouth, unwashed, unhoused looking man. Like, why is she with this man? His feet did look crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
He had. He showed his feet.
Monet X Change
I'm gonna send you. I'm gonna send you this clip that's making the rounds on Twitter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Please don't.
Monet X Change
Apparently. Apparently he started, like, a podcast or something, and he's sitting on the couch with bare feet, and you could see the bottoms of his feet, and they're grimy. Like, he's been, like, trekking through. I don't know, skid row or something. Barefoot, like, he. Every. Those feet look like the Pacific island of garbage. Like, they're nasty. The soles of those feet are nasty. Moreover, he starts his podcast by, like, farting into the mic. He's just gross. He's. He's absolutely. Now Sting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well. Well, I'm disgusted. Anyway, Michelle looks fab. Jamal Sims looks sickening. RuPaul, she. She felt like working tonight. Mama looks.
Monet X Change
Oh, my gosh. And I don't know how much of this Benny Blanco, Lil Roast you're gonna include for me, but I just wanna. I just wanna throw out a little disclaimer that I do love Selena Gomez. I love her. You know, I don't know what she sees in this man, but it is no shade to you, Selena. I love you and I love rare beauty. So if you could send me some more of it, it would be amazing, honestly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Real love you, Selena, but this song was the wrong song.
Monet X Change
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, so move forward.
Cory King
Can you imagine?
Monet X Change
No, no. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it later when we talk about the lip sync.
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll talk about it.
Monet X Change
Because it was kind of comedy to me. It was kind of camp.
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul looks fantastic. I live. I live for the wig. I wear this. It's cunt. She looks like me recently. Should we move on to the Runway first or should we do what we're doing?
Monet X Change
Recently, RuPaul's wigs have not been. Been really serving it to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
You haven't been living.
Monet X Change
They've just all been very, like, up and back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And kind of short. Like, there's no real. Real link to them. They've just kind of been.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's into this little Marilyn lately, which
Monet X Change
I don't know if. I don't know if it goes with everything, Ru. And I wish. I wish she would also, like, switch up the color here and there. Like, I would love her in a red. I would love.
Bob the Drag Queen
She. Oh, yeah. Like an auburn for this.
Monet X Change
I would love her in, like, an auburn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I could see. But she does do auburn. She. I feel like she did it, like, recently.
Monet X Change
I haven't seen her in auburn in a while. I feel like I.
Bob the Drag Queen
But we can't. What was it?
Cory King
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
We're gonna move on.
Monet X Change
What were you gonna say?
Bob the Drag Queen
We're gonna move on. No, I was gonna say. So we're on to the.
Monet X Change
The challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
The rusical. Yeah. And are there any standouts for you? Anyone else? Oh, my God, yes. Chewing.
Monet X Change
I really did not think this Was a bad, bad rusical.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't either. I thought it was good there.
Monet X Change
There were definitely a few standouts. Mikey being one of them. I think it opened with Mikey and Darlene.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mikey was great.
Monet X Change
First of all, I thought Darlene did great, too. Honestly, girl, that's Scooby Doo. That's Scooby Doo impersonation that she did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ruh.
Monet X Change
Roh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, the voice was good. She stayed in character. I was, like, very impressed. I was like, okay.
Monet X Change
But Darlene gives me. Darlene also gives me very golden retriever energy. Like, she's that type of person.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was, like, the perfect role for her.
Commercial Narrator
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah, totally.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I'm kind of. At first. Like, when she first, like, literally episode one, I have, like, a complete 180 with Darlene. Cause at first she walked in, I said, oh, this ain't it, girl. This is the top, girl. I was like, girl, this is wackadoo. I was like, this girl is wackadoo. But now every week, I'm like, girl, she's.
Monet X Change
She's been stepping it up for sure. She's been surprising us.
Bob the Drag Queen
She would. Girl. They had Mikey in this Gigi Good nickel wig. I was gagged.
Monet X Change
Not wigs. By Gigi Good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gagged.
Monet X Change
She took.
Cory King
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, oh. If I was hair with my. The texture is just a little. Like, this is just a little much. Like, it was pushing it just a little bit.
Monet X Change
I mean, I also thought it was questionable, but I wasn't going to be the one to say it. You know what I mean? That's.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was like, the size of the wig. Like, I thought she was going to be, like, mahogany. Like, I thought she was like. Like, feel it. Like Diana. I was like, this is.
Monet X Change
That's definitely. Yeah, that's definitely the wig that I would personally avoid at the beauty supply if I saw it. But you know what? Sometimes production. Sometimes production just, like, tells you to do things, and you're there. You're like, are you sure? And they're like, yeah, yeah, it'll be fine. So you just. You just go along with it. Like, when.
Bob the Drag Queen
When.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause I know she. She gave. They gave her the way she said fuck.
Monet X Change
And you know what?
Cory King
We don't.
Monet X Change
We're not gonna fault Mikey for that. Because, you know, something similar happened in our season when they gave dawn and Morphine Body by Megan Thee stallion to lip sync to. And a line in that song is, I'm a hot ebony. And dawn was listening to it and was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she was like, see?
Monet X Change
So you know, Little White dawn was like, are you all right? Are you gonna leave that in for me? For me to lip sync to? I'm a hot ebony. And they were like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they said, yeah, yeah, that was Krystal. They were like. That was Crystal. She was like, guys, I'm scared. To one lip sync song. It says, like, black vagina. I was like, girl, if you want the top, bitch, just say black. Black vagina. Like, you better wakanda. You better give it, girl. I'll give a fuck. I was like, I'll defend you, bitch. You need to win this lipstick, girl. Either.
Monet X Change
No, you were down there painting her vagina. Oh, let's not go there
Bob the Drag Queen
with a black paintbrush, girl. Just. Girl, you're that method act, honey. You got a method act.
Monet X Change
We can move on, girl. We can move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, so, so, so, so. So let's gag it. Where are we at? So Athena. Athena is dancing girl.
Cory King
I did a. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
A straight girl.
Cory King
I'm sorry to. I'm sorry to pause our regular scheduled programming. I just got. I did a viewing party for House of Villains at Roscoe's, and I wore, like, you know, another one of my. You know, another. Another little slot slop. Another little slouchy outfit. And tell me why I look like Big Fanny Smacker. Like, I looked at this picture and thought it was Big fanny, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God, you look sturdy. Anyway, so. Anyway, so.
Monet X Change
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Cory King
Mikey. I'm not over Mikey. Mikey did amazing. Mikey's voice in that opening scene was
Bob the Drag Queen
so fierce, really good. Like, I was, like, kind of gagged. I was like, girl, this is, like, professional. Like, I was like, it was great.
Cory King
Her and Darlene killed that opening sequence.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, to me, her and Darlene, that gave, like, a real show. Like, that could have been, like, a real. Like, it could have been, like, a YouTube series or some shit. Like, I was like, I see the vibe. Like, I see. And then.
Cory King
So right after her now. Are you familiar with Annie the musical? Have you seen Annie? Me neither. Me neither.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's orphan, right?
Cory King
I have. I. I would assume so. I mean, Orphan Annie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Cory King
I would assume so.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's something with chimneys or something.
Cory King
I didn't even see the, like, modernized reimagining that they made into a movie with Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz.
Bob the Drag Queen
And isn't she black now? Is that why they did the hair? Isn't there a black Annie?
Cory King
Oh, I thought you were talking about Cameron Diaz being black now. No, I was like, I don't know about that. Maybe by injection girl, but.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cory King
I feel like. I feel like in the movie, she. She was. I believe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay.
Commercial Narrator
Where.
Cory King
So maybe you. Maybe you saw the. The trailers or something? Because I. I didn't. I didn't watch the movie. I only saw, like, promotional material for it. But yeah, I don't know the story. So I assume that the characters in this musical were.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are, like, real.
Cory King
Are references to, like, the characters in Annie.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would assume from what I'm getting from this rusical. The real premise of Annie is, like, she's, like, doing a competition to get adopted.
Cory King
Was she doing that in the musical Annie? I mean, we wouldn't know, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, in this musical, she wanted to have a drag house, so she would. So I'm not. Because.
Monet X Change
Because I don't know if you caught.
Cory King
Was both a combination of, like, Annie and Paris is Burning.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Corey.
Cory King
They literally. They literally mentioned it. They like those.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm over here, like, so was Annie, like, performing to, like. Was she, like, campaigning to get adopted? Like, I was so, like, girl, Annie. Was she like, pick me, pick me, pick me, girl.
Cory King
You. You really thought that Annie was out there voguing. Voguing down for those adoption papers, girl, to get those adoption papers signed. I can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it gave, like, a singing audition. She had, like, sing to her, like, new mother to get adopted or something.
Cory King
I don't know if. I don't know if that's.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then they wanted it down and, like, added voguing to make it, like, drag race. Maybe I should be watching Annie anyways.
Cory King
Comment below if you guys want to see me and Cory live react to Annie, we can,
Bob the Drag Queen
girl. Anyway, so Athena was looking crazy.
Monet X Change
I thought she looked good.
Bob the Drag Queen
It gave, like, it just gave. Like, oh, here. Damn. Like, it just gave. Like, she was just like, oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cory King
The dancing. The dancing was. Was chopped. Especially after seeing Juicy and Kenya, like, kill it.
Bob the Drag Queen
No shade. They ate it up. They look completely on a different planet, different land. They didn't even match. The outfit was crazy.
Cory King
That's true. I will say that I agree with sort of the point that Kenya kind of, you know, overshadowed Juicy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cause it just. It didn't give, like, complimentary. It kind of just gave, like, Kenya's, like, doing her big one, and then Juicy's slipping in the bag. You know what I mean?
Cory King
Well, I mean, to be fair, if Kenya's standing in front of you, it's hard to be scene. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Just physically, but
Cory King
so physically and, you know, metaphorically Kenya overshadowed Juicy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, well, yes. But also, I'm like, who gave Kenya that wig?
Cory King
I don't even remember what was the wig.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was that white, flat, little. The flat, little white wig. That's a wig. I would have worn my season, so I can't even talk shit. But that wig. Maybe you gotta get into the wig.
Monet X Change
Let me see if I can pull this up.
Cory King
Cause I'm not even sure I remember. No, we just have the wig.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch. That's a wig. I used to go my whole bar blend. I used to be at a blend with that wig. I know that wig. Anyway, Discord, Nene, they were good. It was like. It was.
Monet X Change
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Cory King
I feel like you're moving ahead too quickly. Did you think Juicy did?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well,
Cory King
no.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, like, technically, like, she did all the moves, right? But I feel like that's not what this is about. You know what I mean? This is about humor and comedy and camping it up.
Cory King
I feel like it wasn't bad, like, what Juicy did. Oh, what Juicy did wasn't bad by any means. Obviously, choreography is always gonna be on point with Juicy, but. Yeah, I agree. She could have given it, like, a little more. It sounded like she was sort of going in, like, the Valley girl direction. Like, I wish she took it all
Bob the Drag Queen
the way there, but then, like, take it there. I'm like, you. You a Valley girl with a bus driver bob. I was like, girl.
Monet X Change
Yeah, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
She should have wore a little blonde little moment. She should have always been scooting her dress down and, like, yes. You know what I mean? Like, she could have just. She could have. She could have chewed this. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Did you see?
Cory King
Apparently, she learned all the. Everyone else's choreography and was helping them afterwards.
Monet X Change
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I. I would agree with Corey there.
Cory King
That's, you know, helping. Helping your contestant, like competitors helping your competition is like a foreign concept to me. Like, I don't really know why you
Bob the Drag Queen
would do that, but my thing is, like, you ain't even confident in this challenge, but you helping everybody else. How'd that work? I was like, you. You got in the. So you mean telling me you recorded that song, right? You knew it was the fool, and then you went back and helped everybody else have been cutting dresses at that
Cory King
point, unless you are 100% confident that you are going to nail this challenge, there should be no reason why you're paying more attention to other bitches, like, over yourself. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, you know, who gives, like, help? Like, someone like Mikey or Jane gives. Like, let me help you out, because I know I'm gonna do good, right? And I. I'm not worried about everybody else doing Juicy.
Cory King
Bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd be nervous. I would not be helping nobody. That's like me helping somebody on a summer challenge. Bitch, I can't even sell. For real. So why would I be helping you thread your needle, bitch? I could barely do what the fuck I'm doing.
Cory King
Well, I guess to be fair, you know, Juicy can dance. You know, half of the challenge is to dance and perform, which Juicy is very competent at. That being said, that being said, knowing that perhaps the actual, like, musical part of it didn't really give for you, I would be. I wouldn't be helping anybody and hoping that somebody slips. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you.
Cory King
Trips. Slips, whatever. Anyways, we talked about Athena a little bit. Her. The choreo was kind of chopped.
Monet X Change
The choreo was kind of chopped.
Cory King
You know, the Dr. Seuss rhyme scheme came back again. The little.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't know.
Cory King
It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I was. That was a mess. Disco and Nini were there. It was like. It was, like, safe. It was like. I didn't think it was bad, actually.
Cory King
Oh, wait. Looking back, I'm so. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I hate to keep doing this. And he bringing it back. Would I have one more thing to say about Athena? Even though Athena's performance wasn't the best, it wasn't great. I did not appreciate the way that they kept cutting to Michelle and Rue looking at her like. Like, looking at her crazy. Don't disrespect my mother like that. Don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know. You know what it is? The problem is? You could just tell she was over it. Like, you could tell in her face she was over it. That was the problem.
Cory King
Here's the thing. Even to me, even when Athena's flopping, it's fierce. It's sickening.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, no shade. I live.
Cory King
I. I cannot take my eyes off
Monet X Change
of her because I'm like, what is
Cory King
this train wreck happening in front of me? You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
And an easy street. No, I almost.
Cory King
We'll get there. But I almost wish. I almost wish they kept her to, like, for us to get more pot, just to start more pot and get more flop. Athena content. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, yes, honestly. So who else was that? Jane?
Cory King
Oh, Nene.
Monet X Change
Discord.
Cory King
Nene and Discord. How did you like them? Whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't bad. I honestly, I think they. It was. It was Perfectly fine. No one really did bad.
Cory King
Nene and Discord were fine to me as well. I didn't particularly, I didn't particularly care for, care for those roles, to be honest.
Monet X Change
I just.
Cory King
Anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But they didn't pick it.
Monet X Change
They didn't pick it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, Nene picked it.
Monet X Change
They didn't pick it.
Cory King
But I feel like Nene's approach several times in this competition has been when she's like recording vocals has been to go more butch. And I guess the first time I gave her the benefit of the doubt because she was like, her voice is bad. Yeah, she lost her voice, I guess. But now I'm like, girl, like, why are you always like, why are you so masculine? Like, why are you just trying to be the mitt? You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but it's weird because she doesn't strike me as someone that is masculine but in drag, she wants to like she, in drag, she's androgynated up.
Cory King
I guess it's, it's kind of like maybe the default she resorts to because again, her body is shaped very like, I, I, I said this before and I'll say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't wait for a bitch. I can't wait for a bitch to gag you. They gotta put a screenshot of you, bitch, with a picture of you from meet and greet looking crazy.
Cory King
I'm sorry, but I don't think my ribcage is as protrusive wide as Nini Cocos. I don't think I'm as boxy. I'm so sorry. Like, sure, I'm gaining weight, but like, I'm still proportionizing myself, you know what I mean? Like, everything else is getting bigger with my waist, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh my God, they're going to think we hate these girls. I love all of you.
Cory King
I mean, I am, we're just having fun. Yeah, I don't, I don't mean to sound like a hater, but like, I, I just, I don't know, like, I like what I like and, you know,
Bob the Drag Queen
that's why I can never be a judge because I feel like my, like my viewpoints are sometimes very skewed. So I feel like I am not qualified to be judging people. But here we are.
Cory King
Listen, it's just, it's not our personal taste. It's not our personal taste. And that's, and that's fine. I think, I think Nene and Discord were perfectly safe. I just, I wasn't a fan of these like, butch, like, chimney sweep roles. I didn't again, chalk it up to, like, me not being familiar with, like, the musical, but I was like, why are these bitches. What are the. First of all. What are they doing? Are they churning butter or, like, sweeping the floor?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was confused. And then again, DD Good wigs. This is. This is where it got on. I was like, what is hat? It looked like, you know, like, what's that? The Polar Express. It looked like the Polar Express girl wig. I was like, why is it. And also, why is it, like, Lego blocks? I was like, who was making this wig? Yeah, I don't know. That wig was crazy. Anyway, shall we move on to the.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's just.
Cory King
It's like the texture of those wigs. What was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was like yaki, but it was like yarn. Like, was this also the mop? I was like, very, like, yeah, no,
Cory King
no, we can't move on yet because Jane. We haven't talked about Jane yet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God, girl. Jane. Motherfucker Drone is my winner. I'm sorry that from the beginning to the end, the bitch stayed in character. If you look in the back, everyone's doing ch. She's in it, like, the whole time sounded amazing. Her and Mikey definitely, like, yeah, shoot tonight.
Monet X Change
And I agree.
Cory King
I thought Jane did great. And then after. I will say, though, after Jane, Mikey, and Darlene came back on stage to do that little bit, and it kind of came out of nowhere, but it gags me in, like, the best way. They started, like, twerking. Twerking and shaking ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was sick, man.
Cory King
It was fierce. I honestly think in the challenge, Mikey edged out Jane a little bit for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Really?
Cory King
Just because I think that. I mean, Mikey was obviously the lead, and I think there was, like, a little bit. There were a little bit more levels to her performance. And the singing, I think, was fantastic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I feel like they were both, like, amazing. It was like, definitely, like, Jane was good.
Cory King
Jane was good, for sure. But again, like, chalk it up to me not being familiar with the musical. I was kind of like, who is this supposed to be? Like, why?
Bob the Drag Queen
That must be, like, another person that's not adopted.
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are they all not adopted? But you know what I mean? Are they all cheated children? But.
Cory King
Exactly. But Jane didn't see. Jane was drunk, and she seemed like she was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's why I'm like, so are you also an orphan?
Cory King
I think Jane. Jane was maybe, like, the. The patron mother of, like, the other orphanage. The, like, rival orphanage. I don't know. I'm just making these stories up in My head.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, maybe I'm like, we.
Cory King
We have to kind of fill in the blanks because we're not familiar with. With source. With the source material.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, enough, enough, enough. We had to move on to the runways.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Let's go look at the runways.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first. First one up, Mikey Meeks. What do you think? Love this.
Monet X Change
I would wear this. This is so. This is so me coded. I think this Runway, I would see this for you. Yeah, this Runway. This is like. I feel like out of all the runways tonight, this is the one that I would personally wear. Of course, I would bring my waist in a little bit more and pad myself out a little more, you know, just more body and.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would also. I feel like the other thing I would change about this. I. Her eye makeup is a little bit too blown out and unblended for my liking, and I also wish it was an. I wish it wasn't a gray. I wish it was, like, a beige brown.
Bob the Drag Queen
A beige nude.
Monet X Change
And I. And the red lip is an interesting choice. I would have done a nude lip, and the hair is a little bit too long. Like, if you're gonna do that, like, I need it to sort of.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want it to be like.
Monet X Change
I need it to be flipped at the base of the neck and not, like, at the shoulder, shoulder length. I think it's a little too long. Just some stylistic nitpicks for me personally. I think. Otherwise, I really find this look really cut, and it's. I would totally wear it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Saying I like this. You know, I hate a pump, but she's wearing an office look, so. So the pump, I actually like on this. Yeah, I agree. The only thing. The only real problems I have is I wish. Yeah. Again, cinched more, like, more body. But then if there was, like, a tad little bit more, like, texture, like, a little bit of, like, a darker tan for, like, the buttons and, like, the trim just, like, so you can just see or even if, like, the jacket was lined with a darker color, so you can just like, have dimensions.
Monet X Change
I can see what you mean. Yeah. Like, open up the jacket, and there's, like, a darker quilting in there. Yeah, I could see that for sure. But I like. I like that it's like. I like that it's, like, mono. Monotone, monochromatic. It's very sleek, and I love the quilting. And honestly, she didn't even need to open the jacket for me personally, because, yeah, there's nothing really interesting going on under. Under there. But I. Yeah, I really. I fuck with this look a lot. It's fierce. It's fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, next up, Darlene. Honestly, probably my favorite look of the night. Honestly, Truly, this was hot to me. This was sickening.
Monet X Change
This look is cool. Yeah. I. I don't mind it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, who made this? This is dope. Like, it's fab. I mean, the wig is a little wackadoo. The wig is a little wackadoo, but honestly, I'm not. I. It's so good. I'm not even mad at it. Bitches crying.
Monet X Change
Yeah, the wig. The wig isn't. Is. It also isn't my favorite. I guess the whole look is. So I'm, like, wondering what I would recommend instead.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what I mean. Like, I feel like I don't have a solution. So maybe, like, maybe because it definitely
Monet X Change
needed to be something up because the costume is so. Like, it's hiding her neck, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or maybe, like, shorter, like, something tighter on the head.
Monet X Change
Like a little. Like a little bus driver pussycat would love.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Or like, hear me out. You know those. Like, those hairdos when it's like. Remember like, back when pink was black? Like, you know, it's like. It's, like, super short, but it's, like, spiky. Like, randomly spiky and shit.
Commercial Narrator
Yes.
Monet X Change
Like Zack and Cody's mom tees.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't know why I feel like that would kind of be kind.
Monet X Change
Totally.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Monet X Change
I could see it. I could see it. Or maybe, like, a fierce bowl cut. I could see, like, a. Like a Rock Lee. Like a Rock Lee bowl cut, but, like, blonde.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, a bowl cut would actually wake it up. Okay, fine. But, yeah, this was kind of.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree. This is very. This is very cool. I enjoy. I enjoy this look.
Cory King
It's probably gone in her Instagram.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what happened?
Cory King
The photo she did and post on Instagram. She has a different.
Monet X Change
See the girl. The girls love to do that. That's. It's their favorite thing to do is where.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because sometimes you look back and you're like, oh, no.
Monet X Change
I guess.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, see the wig? She. Oh, that's what it means.
Monet X Change
Wait, let me see.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me see.
Cory King
Hold on.
Monet X Change
Let me see. Oh, okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like that. I like the color.
Monet X Change
That's cute. Yeah, I like that a little bit better. I mean, do. I do. I love that. I don't know if I. I like it more. I like it more. I like it more. I don't. I'm not obsessed with it, but I do like it more. Um. I Think it's, like, more sleek, which is what this look kind of needed.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is fucking sickening, Darlene. She ate that up. That was.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree. Good job, Darlene. Good job. All right, moving on to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Next up, Kenya Pleaser. I live. I live. I wish the bot. I wish something different happened in the bottom. Like, I wish it was just, like, big.
Monet X Change
The side profile is kind of funny to me since they're. Look at the side profile.
Bob the Drag Queen
What? That's kind.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. She look kind of looks like a fabulous, like, Faberge egg from the side
Bob the Drag Queen
profile, but it just gives queen. It just gives queen. I do wish the bottom was bigger.
Monet X Change
Am I wrong to say that I think this wig is a little bit low on her?
Bob the Drag Queen
Little, like, what? Hairline wise?
Monet X Change
It's a little low. Yeah, it's sitting a little low. She could pull it back a little bit.
Cory King
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but it's a little bit low. Like, it's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I still do it. You know what it is? Sometimes I'm just scared of, like, looking like my wig is sliding back. So then I feel like I overcompensate and move it lower.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And I'm like, okay, she went to the. She went to the Corey King school of wig placement on this one for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, like, my ha. Receding. So I'm like, do I use the real hairline, or do I knock it down?
Monet X Change
What hairline? Just. You're bald.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not too much. It's there. It's there. It's leaning. So I'm like, do I pick my truth or do I make my truth? You know what I mean? Like, that's, like, that's where we're at.
Monet X Change
Well, I think you can choose your own destiny, and so can Kenya. And in this case, she chose to glue it onto her forehead a little bit. But that's okay. That's okay. Because I agree she does look beautiful. I agree with you, too. I think the top is so nice and intricate. I feel like with the bottom, especially with. I feel like the slit could have gone higher. First of all, I feel like the slit could have gone a little higher.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think?
Monet X Change
I think so. And I think that the hem on the slit looks a little wonky to me, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see that, but I see it now.
Monet X Change
But, yeah, I think for. I think for Kenya, this is nice. Especially. I feel like Kenya's been a little bit inconsistent with her runways. Like, some of her runways are really nice, and then some of them are like, okay, you literally got that at Sears. Like, you went to Rock Bus like you that. Like. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
But clock it. Clock it. See how the big girl. Y' all need to. Y' all need to. Y' all need to take some notes from the big girl. See how she got that shape. See how that body. See how that hip do that?
Cory King
Yeah.
Monet X Change
She definitely.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why everybody else ain't doing that.
Monet X Change
She definitely has a shape
Bob the Drag Queen
that. That. That's cunt. When you a big girl and you can still give that. I'm sorry. There's no excuse. There's no excuse for some people. And we're gonna get there with the next person.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Juicy Love. Dion.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I'm sorry. Kenya. Kenya, too.
Cory King
You look.
Monet X Change
You look gorgeous, Juicy. Oh,
Bob the Drag Queen
what?
Monet X Change
No, go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I like the outfit, but I feel like, though, every time she wears something, it kind of just gives. Like, she's putting someone else's clothes on. Do you know what I mean? Or it feels like it's, like, over. Like, it looks. Everything looks, like, heavy on her.
Monet X Change
Like, do you know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, it's wearing her.
Monet X Change
I'm say this. I think Juicy has had some hits on the Runway.
Cory King
For sure.
Monet X Change
There have been some. Some looks that I have loved from her. I think she definitely started out strong. This look, not my favorite. It's very. It's the. I agree. I think that. I don't mind. I think that the no padding thing does work for Juicy in some instances. Not here, because you're wearing, like, a column gown.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gown.
Monet X Change
A column gown. Moreover.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's puckering where the hip. Hip should be.
Monet X Change
Moreover, this look is very, very scrotal to me. Like, she's like, those sleeves look like big ball sacks. And then she's wearing. And then she's wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's wearing the penis.
Monet X Change
She's the shaft. Right? She's like the wrinkly shaft. It's like. And then the sleeves are the balls. And then she's wearing two little testicles on her head as well. The hair is also, like, tiered and reminiscent of, like, balls. I would say that, like, the sleeves are when. When it's, like, warm girl. Like, when you're in a hot tub and, like, you're relaxed. And then the hair is, like, when it's cold, and they're like. You know, they scrunch up a little. Like, it's a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
The outfit is fab, but sometimes it just. It. Sometimes it just gives me. Like, she went to a designer, was like, make something. And then she's just like. You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't give like, don't clock her so fiercely.
Monet X Change
Don't clock her so fiercely, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
It gives like. It gives like. She had money she wants to design. She said make something kind of beige.
Cory King
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Juicy.
Monet X Change
I will say there have been some looks that I've been like, Juicy's Juicy looks the best this week. This is not my personal tee. This look is not my personal tee. It does look a little droopy, heavy, and scrotal. I could see the, like, Iris Van Herpen inspo that she was going for, but to me, like, I can't. I just see testicles.
Bob the Drag Queen
See, it's still a two for me, but it's still kind of just like. I don't know. I, I. If she had body and it went like mermaid, I think that would have,
Monet X Change
like, for me personally, this particular look is a little bit of a miss for my personal taste. But I love. I love Juicy very much. Moving on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no. Your mother. Athena Dion, you have the floor. This is your mom.
Monet X Change
Okay. So when she first came out in this, I was like, what is this wheat fixture? Like, you know how, like, there are hotels that you go to and they have, like, vases with, like, wheat in cream of wheat. Like wheat. You know what I mean? Like, dry, sort of. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was. You know when you go to, like, home goods and they have the, like, random decor.
Monet X Change
Yes. I was very confused by, like, the, like, home, good decor vibe of it all. And then, and then she turned around, and I really liked the sort of tiered layers of the dress in the back. I just think that the.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like that. I like that.
Monet X Change
I like. Yeah. So there are elements of this look that I really enjoyed, but I. I don't know. I was, at first when I saw it, I didn't really. I didn't really get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch. This is, this, in my opinion, this is fucking crazy. Like, if you really get into it, what is the goal and what are you?
Monet X Change
It's like the front is giving kind of French made, but then there's like,
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, are you a maid? Are you. Are you working the plantation? Are you. The potato sack? Why is there a flower on your head then there's a necklace and your eyeshadow is purple.
Monet X Change
So this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is too much.
Monet X Change
So it's. It's burlap. It's burlap, which you're spot on with the potato sack over there. It's literally potato sack fabric, I'm pretty sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
But, yeah, I just, I don't get
Bob the Drag Queen
the ornamental Flowers on your head. The ornamental flowers.
Monet X Change
The ornamental wheat. If she had, like, a bucket of potato. If she had a bucket of french fries on her head. Bitch girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
If she had a butt. Yes. That's what I'm like, yes. What is the goal here? And then she's stroking the weeds. I'm like, what? Like. And then she did purple eyeshadow. The challenge didn't need purple eyeshadow. This look didn't need a purple eyeshadow. So what was the fight for the purple eye? Like, what was the point?
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's interesting. I feel like this week, usually, I really enjoy Athena and Juicy's looks, but I feel like. Like, their looks this week were, like, busy in, like, different ways. That kind of displeased me a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that was fucking crazy. Next up, Discord.
Monet X Change
But I think. I think I. I appreciate Athena's commitment to, like, doing
Bob the Drag Queen
big drag.
Monet X Change
I was gonna say dumb shit, but yes, Discord Adams, girl. Remember when. I mean, we're gonna get to untuck later. But Nini and Darlene were saying that Kenya's look and Discord's had, like, similar fabric manipulation going on.
Bob the Drag Queen
And on what planet?
Monet X Change
How Kenya. I could kind of see it, but then they were like, Kenya's looks. Like, what Discords is like when you. When you order it online in. Kenya's is like, when it arrives. I think the opposite is true, to be honest. I. I think Kenya's is a little bit more successful to me than this. I don't really.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree.
Monet X Change
I don't really love this.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is. Again, I can't talk. My runways were bad, but I'm just like, what was the goal?
Monet X Change
To, like, serve.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Like, I think that.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did the sketch look like?
Monet X Change
That's fair. That's fair. I agree. I'm not sure that the vision is very clear to me either with this one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause I feel like I. Like, I obviously have had terrible looks, but you know what the goal. I'm like, what was the goal here? And it's like. I don't know. I will say her makeup's very, like, she's very woman.
Monet X Change
She kind of reminds me.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
She kind of reminds me of Amy Winehouse in the face a little bit. I don't know if you see it or if you even know who that
Bob the Drag Queen
is, but I do. She kind of looks like a cisgendered woman in drag. Does she not in this picture here?
Monet X Change
So you're saying she's like.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has very soft. I Feel like she probably has very soft features.
Monet X Change
Okay. Okay. I mean, you're giving her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, the paint is strong.
Monet X Change
You're giving her a lot more than I would personally, but, you know, sure. You know, she looks okay. I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, the wig. The wig.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I'm just a little bit. I'm a little bit confused. I don't. The wig. I don't personally.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, look at the wig. Look at it. Look at it. Look at the wig.
Monet X Change
I think we're gonna. I think we're gonna move on. I think we're gonna move on. I don't wanna look at anything anymore, to be honest. I don't wanna look at any of it anymore. We're gonna move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your best friend, Nina Coco. How do you feel?
Monet X Change
So can we go? Can we rewind and then fast forward? Rewind to when you said, I'm gonna have something to say about Nini Coco's Runway in terms of her looking boxy. And now fast forward to this moment when she looks boxy on the Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna let you have the. What do you think about. I feel like this is something you would wear a little bit, for sure.
Monet X Change
But again, like, my waist would be brought in. Would it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Not that.
Cory King
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, you know what it is? It's just like. I don't know.
Monet X Change
I also would not wear this hair. I would not wear this hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the hair.
Monet X Change
Every time Nene steps on the Runway, to me, it reads butch for some reason.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
It's not. Which. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But see, I love that if she took it there, you know what I mean? I feel like that's not her intention, and that's the problem. You know what I mean? Like, if she really took it there, I would live. But I feel as though it's like she's never. Like. I'm like, there's always a very.
Monet X Change
There's always a very, like, sort of severe energy about her. Aggressive, I should say. That sort of lacks a sort of. Lacks femininity. And I would just. I would like to see. Like, this look is already so structural and severe. Like, I would like to see Nene serve some pussy instead of selling it to me. Like, she's shoving it down my throat. Cause at the end of the day, I'm gonna regurgitate that, and I'm not gonna swallow it, babe. So I just. I'm not necessarily buying what she's selling, but I'm not mad at this look. I think it's well done. Overall.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think the look. Yeah, I think the look is well done. I just think it needs a waist and boobs.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean? Like, like, if this was, like, this would have been, like, over. You know what I mean? I don't know, but it's not bad. I don't mean to.
Monet X Change
I don't. I don't want to sound like a Nini Coco hater, because she's killing it. Obviously she's killing it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, this is like, this is. That's. She's our. Our Blair Sinclair. I already know she's our Blair Sinclair. I can't. We can't.
Monet X Change
It's just girl. Like, I'm sorry. Like, you're. You're a dude. And.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I wouldn't mind if she gave. If that. If she was, like, full on dude. Like, that's why I'm like, give. Full on dude.
Monet X Change
You want Nene Koko to just accept the fact that she's a dude and be a drag. Drag king. Amab.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not even. But I'm like, lean into it. Cause I feel like she doesn't know that she's doing it. I feel like she's like. I feel like she's unaware.
Monet X Change
Nene Coco, you are amabul. Okay, moving on to Jane don't. Honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
My winner. Jane Don't. Girl cunt.
Monet X Change
This look is over.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl cunt.
Monet X Change
This look is over.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is cunt. I was. I looked at this and I was like, this is what I should have did for the monopolist challenge for that yellow outfit. I did the cheap, cheap mini dress.
Monet X Change
This is. This is very you. This is very your aesthetic too. Like, you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would 100% do a silhouette like this.
Monet X Change
I will say you. Somehow I feel like you love very big, grand, over the top, opulent drag, which reads very old Hollywood, but you don't have any of the references in your head. I feel like Jane don't knows old Hollywood.
Bob the Drag Queen
She knows all the things that I didn't even know I like.
Monet X Change
Right, Exactly. Jane don't. Could teach you a thing or two for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, honestly, like, if I had the knowledge I have now, this is something I would've tried to make on Dragon.
Monet X Change
So my. I feel like my two favorite looks on the Runway this week were Mikey's and Jane's. Um, out of the two, I feel like Mikey's is more my aesthetic. Jane's is a little bit more grandam. Matronly. No shade.
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, yeah.
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Oh.
Monet X Change
The one thing I will say, though, even though Jane looks great on the Runway. She's always, like, hobbling. Like, does. Does she have leprosy? Like, why is she always limping down the Runway?
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say I also cannot walk on the Runway, so I can't talk. But maybe it's the shoe. Maybe she was wearing, like, a crazy shoe.
Monet X Change
I feel like Jane is always kind of limping. This. I mean, this week was no exception. The limp was very prominen. So I'm hoping that she's okay, she gets better. I'm hoping she's okay. Yeah. Don't pull a briar on us, Jane. We don't want you getting sent home.
Bob the Drag Queen
Another one down, girl. Yeah.
Cory King
Due to.
Bob the Drag Queen
So your top two was Mikey and Jane for the.
Monet X Change
For the Runway.
Cory King
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
These mines. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with Darlene and Jane, darling. I'm go with Darlene and Jane.
Monet X Change
Okay, I can see that. I can see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, so skip ahead along. So the tops and the bottoms are. They're. They're going in. And. And our queen Jane dawn wins the challenge, honey. Getting her second win and being in the top for eight weeks in a row.
Monet X Change
Okay, now at this point, I was a little confused, though, because they call. They say that Nene and Darlene are safe, and Ru says this week was a great Runway and a great rusical.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're splitting hairs here, girls.
Monet X Change
We're splitting hairs. We're splitting hairs. Oh, my God. Um, which we. We heard a lot on our season after Megami left. No, I'm kidding. Um, uh, what's it called? Yeah, so I. Yeah, I agree. I agree. This was a successful challenge and a successful Runway somehow. Still don't care.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think Jane deserved to win?
Monet X Change
I think. I think it was between Jane and Mikey. Jane and Mikey were the strongest this week.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I agree.
Monet X Change
I think because it was like, kind of a toss up, you know, I would have maybe personally given it to Mikey, but I could definitely see how Jane won. Like, her win is totally justifiable, and I think she also deserved it. So congrats to Jane, and I'm happy for her second win because I know that they were edging her for weeks and weeks now. No, literally, girl, finally, you know, they took that chastity cage off and they let her bust. So, you know, I'm happy.
Bob the Drag Queen
However, now your family, Juicy and Athena are in the bottom too. And the lip syncing to a Selena Gomez, I kind of thought it was a little.
Monet X Change
I thought it was a little fucked up that they had four tops and Benny. Hold on, hold on. Before we get that before we get that. I thought it was a little fucked up that they had, like, four tops, including Discord, for some reason, who was like, safe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Discord was in the bottom. Discord was low.
Monet X Change
Oh, Discord was low.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, from like, you can get. Like, you can kind of like. They didn't say it, but, like, yeah,
Monet X Change
don't say the name of the song, but what's your favorite song? Wait, why didn't. I'm confused. What I thought Discord was. I'm pretty sure based on the critiques that they gave her, I thought Discord was in the top.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't see that.
Monet X Change
Anyways, okay, Kenya was in the top. Kenya was definitely in the top.
Cory King
For sure.
Monet X Change
Kenya was definitely.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Discord was, like, safe, low.
Monet X Change
Kenya did.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they were kind of just, can
Cory King
you take care of her?
Bob the Drag Queen
I just put her there just to scare.
Monet X Change
Anyways, whatever.
Cory King
The.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also RuPaul wasted no time. He said, anyway, so Juicy Athena, you're on the bottom. I was like, oh, well, gag it.
Monet X Change
All right, well, so do you agree?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.
Monet X Change
I would have to say me too, unfortunately, which pains me to say, because they're my family. They're my blood, you know, as a Dion, you know, it was really, really heart wrenching to see my gorgeous, beautiful, talented niece and my untalented, hideous mother. No, I'm kidding. My equally gorgeous mother in the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
How'd you feel about the lip sync?
Monet X Change
The song was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who picked it?
Monet X Change
And now, see, I would say something to you that me and like. Cause me and you, we know a little bit of more behind the scenes, like, what goes on behind song selection. But I'm not gon not gonna go there. All I'll say is that this song was boring. It was a boring lip sync song.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, why? I was like. I mean, I don't know.
Monet X Change
I don't really. I don't really get why the. Maybe they had to, like, clear a song with, like, Benny Blanco or something, and he maybe gave that one. Yeah, granted, granted, I was throughout the lip sync, I was like, goddamn, this is a boring song. But on the other hand, I was like, maybe they needed a slower song to have their, like, Raven to have their, like, rujubee moment. Raven and juju moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because at that point, then pick a song we all know that's sadder because
Monet X Change
can you imagine if, like, you know, they're having this, like, emotional mother daughter moment on stage and the song is like, you and me run the same chord. Juicy's, like, doing flips I did, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
dial with a smile.
Monet X Change
No, but it had to be a Selena song. It had to be a Selena.
Bob the Drag Queen
A song she got again without V. Oh, yeah.
Cory King
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
That's cute. But that's also.
Bob the Drag Queen
That would have.
Cory King
Oh.
Monet X Change
Oh, it's magic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now we're going. Too bad.
Monet X Change
Everybody. Everybody get down on the floor Shake it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Bitch. If they did, they did A Year Without Rain. B. Tch. That would have gagged it.
Monet X Change
What if they did, like, Selena's like, Indian Body?
Bob the Drag Queen
Which one? One. Okay, so. Okay, we have to go on. So Athena, you know what song?
Monet X Change
You know what song? You know what Selena song I really want to hear on Drag Race, like, as a lip sync. I would love. I would love Naturally.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naturally.
Cory King
Naturally.
Monet X Change
Girl, I was feeling my puss to that song when I was like nine years old, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I can't wait to. I'm about to listen to Year Without Rain. I need to list after this. I'm telling you, that would have been the perfect replacement for this song. And it's still Selena. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Anyway, so Juicy stays. Athena goes home. Do you agree? I feel like Athena phoned it in.
Monet X Change
She was like, girl, I mean, to be honest. To be honest, again with this lip sync. I feel like it was like an arbitrary toss up because they both just kind of stood there, which they both just kind of vibed in like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Juicy, like, gave it though. Like, she clocked in. I was surprised that she, like, emotion wise.
Monet X Change
Yeah, okay. But yeah, it was really. Anyway, I actually, I was really. That last little finishing pose where the lyric was like, don't be a stranger. Or something of that nature. Something about being a stranger. And then Juicy sat on Athena's lap and hellgur. Oh my God, that was so sad.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was so sad. The mics turned back on. I was like, okay. And you know, in the head, they're over here. Like, I think we might get a double save. Ru was like, nah, girl, I think, get the fuck out of here. Like, Ru was like, girl, we already got enough episodes, girl. Get the fuck outta here, girl. Stop wasting my time.
Monet X Change
Cory, you're just so heartless. And they say I'm the villain. And they say I'm the villain. And you're just over here cackling at these girls, misfortunes, families being torn apart. And you're fucking cackling, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because sometimes we have to remember we are on a clown show, girl. Drew's. What is it? The confessional? Only one of us is going to make it out alive. I'm like, what are we playing, the Hunger Games? Like, girl, oh, no, you flying. I feel like.
Cory King
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I mean, you clogged something very real. Because I feel like that's. That's the issue. That's why the entertainment value and quality is sort of degrading, because these girls are taking this competition way too seriously, far too seriously to have any fun. But, like, I feel like this was. This was definitely.
Bob the Drag Queen
But they pick and choose, though. They pick and choose. Because now you think you ain't making that live. Oh. But then when you wanna be nice, you think about the afterlife and the afterworld and what happens after this. So what. What.
Monet X Change
What's happening? But regardless, I do. I. The moment did pull on my heart, you know, I'm not as heartless as Cory King. The moment did pull on my heartstrings a little bit. And as a Dion myself, you know, it was very, very devastating. You know, very devastating that. That my family had to be torn asunder. So nasty on national television, you know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
And, yeah, this was a hard week for Juicy. I feel as though, like, next week, like, what can you do?
Monet X Change
Juicy needs to pick herself up. Juicy needs to pick herself off that, you know, straddle split on the floor that she's doing, you know, and pick herself up by the bootstraps and get another fucking, like, get. Get your head in the game. Juicy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, if I was Juicy at this point, bitch, I'm just vibing like, y'. All.
Monet X Change
It's so funny that, like. Like, these girls go through these, like, emotional, traumatic moments. Like, you just sent home your best friend, your drag mother, your family. And then RuPaul's like, Let the music play. And everyone's like, ah. Everyone's expected to, like, shake their titties. And Juicy's over.
Cory King
You're in the bag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wing off.
Monet X Change
Just like. Like, Juicy's over there crying, but, like, she's still expected to, like, twerk a little bit to that last beat.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, if I was her, I don't know, I would just. I mean, she has two wins, but I'm like. Like, after, like, three lip syncs, like, you run out of moves, girl. Like I said, what else can I do, girl? I already did everything, girl. I. Honestly, the next lip sync, I'm like, God damn, I'm tired.
Monet X Change
I just. I will say, yeah, T. And sometimes I. I'm critical of that, too. Like, Drag Queen's always doing the same thing over and over again, but, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
it's like, that's all we got.
Monet X Change
That's all we got. We've been. Drag queens have been doing this shit since the beginning of time, girl. Like, I'm like, you've seen one. That's the thing. You've seen one Plane Jane show, you've seen them all. And. And I'm sure you've seen one Corey show, you've seen them all. Honey, raise your glass by ping. She does, like, a split that she can't fully get into. She. She's doing a 45 angle. She's 45 degrees off the ground.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's literally maybe an obtuse maybe. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Exactly.
Cory King
Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Calling it now. Who is your winner of the season?
Monet X Change
Ooh, it's hard to say. I feel like they're trying to make Nini Coco out to be a front runner. Personally, for me, I mean, she is.
Cory King
She.
Monet X Change
She is for sure. She's just. It's not my. My preference. I think she's incredibly talented, but I'm not. It's not. I'm not like, wow, I'm so inspired by the vibe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm. I'm. Yeah, I'm. Are you inspired by.
Monet X Change
Are you inspired by Nidi Coco?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm. I would have to pick. Keep that in Jane.
Monet X Change
Keep that in Jane.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I'm not.
Monet X Change
I would say. Do you know what? What I'm gonna go ahead and say. I'm gonna go ahead and say Jane as well. Jane is my. Is my pick for the winner as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Although, like, my three faves right now is Kenya, Jane, and honestly, Darlene.
Monet X Change
I. Darlene's still hanging in there, and she may have no challenge wins, but she's.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's vibing and positive.
Monet X Change
She's vibing, and she's doing great. She's doing great. So I'm honestly curious to, like, see how Darlene's journey ends on the show. But I think that the three, like, front runners are Nene, Mikey, and Jane. And out of those three frontrunners, I would say that Jane, Mikey. I don't think that Mikey is, like, polished enough, in my opinion. I think that she's very funny. I just. I think that she. She could, you know, we could lacquer
Bob the Drag Queen
her a little bit. We've had a polish winners before.
Monet X Change
Um, I guess this year's not the year. I guess I just. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm not sure it's Mikey's year, but who knows? Maybe Mike is going to surprise me and gag me at the end, I think basically, I just let Jane. I think. I think Jane, for me also, I would say I see Jane as. Right now, my prediction for winner is Jane. That being said, social media numbers also come into. Into play, and Nini Coco is leading the pack. So who's to say?
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's to say, Lisa, Pam, favor?
Monet X Change
That's what happened our season, you know, like, you know, Sapphira was slated to be the winner, but then Nymphia was. Nymphia was leading with the numbers. Nymphia was leading.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naya didn't have the most followers. She won Jane as possible. Jane is possible.
Monet X Change
Well, that's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyways, fuck the followers. I don't know. I just feel as though Jane, she, like, exemplifies, like, where I would want to see drag go. And she has the look of, like, I would want queens to be inspired and take things from her. You know what I mean? Like, that's why I would want her to win, because I would want her to be the inspiration that trickles down.
Monet X Change
I mean, James, for me, Jane's just Jane of all trades. You know what I mean? She just. She's good at everything. She does it all, and she's just. It seems like she's also old, so she has those. She has those references that are paying off. You know, clearly, her and RuPaul are both sort of live in the same era. Exactly. They were coming up at the same time, clearly, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
And who do you think is gonna
Monet X Change
go home next after Athena? I mean, unless Kenya works some magic? I feel like Kenya's time might be coming soon or. Honestly, I feel like even though Juicy has two wins under her belt, I think it's really.
Bob the Drag Queen
They could play under her face.
Monet X Change
I think it's really time for her to show that she. It's time for her to secure her spot in the game, because I feel like she's been in the bottom, you know, a few too many times. And with her grandmother now gone, I feel like she needs to show that she could stand on her own, stand alone, and she needs to. She needs to.
Cory King
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Step it up. But I. I'm rooting for her. I'm rooting for Juicy, maybe. You know, who knows? I feel like this season is, like, a little bit more of, like, an even game than we've seen in past seasons. Especially your season, bitch. Everyone was fucking horrible on your season except for, like, a select few. Yeah, yeah, I said it. I said it, bitch. We were all thinking it. I just said it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Good. Anyway, thank you all so much for tuning in.
Monet X Change
Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
The sibling wobbery.
Monet X Change
Thank you so much to Bob and Monet for having us. Of course. Like, we're always here to help our sisters out. And this was our community service for the year. We needed to wake their channel up. And I'm sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shut the.
Monet X Change
I'm sure we're going to see the
Bob the Drag Queen
least viewed one they've had.
Monet X Change
No. No fucking way, girl. I'm a house of villains and shit. You didn't see y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All. Please share this and give this to a million views, please, because we can't be the flop.
Monet X Change
Please.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, have any final words for the people?
Monet X Change
No, but you guys should definitely, in the meantime, follow us on all our socials. I'm gonna plug mine first. I'm at the.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the final word.
Monet X Change
But he underscore plain Jane on mostly everything. And then my YouTube, you'll find me. Find, find us on YouTube, girl. Me and Cori have more, more cute little pod episodes coming, so stay tuned for that plan.
Bob the Drag Queen
Posts like once every two months. Anyway, I have my YouTube channel. I post every single Friday. Wow. Wow.
Monet X Change
And I'm sure there's such. Such quality content too. I'm sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there's definitely quantity. Anyway, so thank you all for watching and we will see you all and
Monet X Change
catch Cory in Vegas. Catch Cory in Vegas. Hello.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, yes.
Monet X Change
Alright. Bye.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bye.
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This hilarious, in-depth episode of Sibling Watchery sees Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen (joined by Cory King) breaking down RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18 Episode 9, "Fannie: The Hard Knock Ball Rusical." The duo recaps the highs and lows of the rusical challenge, critiques all the runway looks, and gives their brutally honest (but always comedic) takes on casting, drama, and performance. Expect trademark banter, behind-the-scenes tea, and some sharp-tongued drag analysis aimed at queens and producers alike.
On the Season’s Casting:
"Name them... say their name. This is a podcast where we say their name."
— Bob, urging Monét to call out queens not giving "star" (11:30)
On the Whole "Help Your Competitors" Vibe:
"Helping your competition is like a foreign concept to me. Like, I don't know why you would do that." — Cory King (49:31)
On the Mother-Daughter Lip Sync:
"That's the issue. That's why the entertainment value is sort of degrading. These girls are taking this competition way too seriously, far too seriously to have any fun." — Monét, on the decreasing drama/entertainment (83:03–83:14)
Bob's Take on Nene:
"There's always a very, like, sort of severe energy about her. Aggressive, I should say. That sort of lacks a sort of… lacks femininity." (72:53)
Most Outrageous Visual:
"Athena was…sucking dick in drag…she had, like, a plastic stop and shop grocery bag, like, crumpled up in her wig. …You could hear the topper crinkling as she was, like, going up and down on his dick." (Monét, 16:00)
This episode is a masterclass in Drag Race analysis and comedy, full of detailed runway critiques, heated debates over challenge results, and countless moments of shade and drag-storytime gold. Even if you missed the episode, you’ll come away knowing who excelled, who flopped, and who truly brought the drama (or failed to). If you love sharp, hilarious queens giving unfiltered commentary with love and realness, don't skip this one.