The One About Quitting

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast – The One About Quitting

April 27, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this hilarious and candid episode, Bob and Monét dive into the theme of “quitting”—spilling behind-the-scenes tea about jobs they’ve left (or been fired from), drag tours gone awry, and the stigma and freedom around walking away. The duo also riff on fan comments, sleep habits, internet trends among Gen Z, and creatively plan each other’s fantasy Pride shows. Zany as ever, their infectious banter is peppered with personal stories, playful disputes, and unexpected cultural insights.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Handling Online Comments & Fan Criticism

[01:05–02:55]

• Bob and Monét discuss the escalation of negativity in their Patreon and YouTube comments.
  • Bob: “The comment section has always been crazy. But the comment section done got c. Crickety, snickety tazy crazy on.” [01:34]
  • Both agree it’s particularly upsetting when guests are insulted—especially after their “therapist episode.”
  • Bob notes a pattern: “After four of our guests have been, like, berated, I was like, something needs to be said.” [02:31]
  • Monét appreciates supportive listeners chiming in to defend the show.

2. Drag Family Riffs, Sleep Habits, and Personal Anecdotes

[03:46–13:00]

• The conversation spirals into playful rants about sleep habits, drag siblings, and touring stories.
• Bob tells a classic story about giving Monét a spare key and being startled awake to Monét eating “deep fried Oreos and a multi meat pizza.”
  • Bob: “Imagine if you went to sleep in your home by yourself... and a drag queen you met two years ago was standing over you, smacking on pizza really heavy.” [08:18]
• Debate over partners’ sleep routines—TV on or “hermetically sealed cave.”
• Extended riff on regional accents, city demonyms (e.g., Glaswegian, Gothamite), and playful trivia.

3. Culture, Trends, and Internet Crazes

[13:31–17:53]

• Monét raises concern about young boys taking steroids and adapting TikTok/YouTube “maxing young men” fads.
  • Monét: “These 15, 16 year old little boys are injecting themselves with steroids to get big muscles in like high school… it’s insane.” [14:09]
• Bob highlights rising youth gambling via “predictive markets” instead of traditional gambling.
• The hosts reflect on each generation’s idea of “craziness,” comparing today’s trends to prior decades: “Showing ankle used to be crazy.” [16:08]

4. Music, Honesty in Art, and Drag Race References

[16:29–19:20]

• Praise for artist RAYE’s new album and a discussion of how personal struggles shape artistic storylines.
  • Monét: “She sings from such an honest place… the way she uses instrument and vocals to paint these really vivid pictures of her music, I think is next level.” [17:29]
• Banter about Rihanna being “Bajan,” differences in pronunciations, and playful trivia about city demonyms.

5. Behind the Scenes: Drag Gigs, Touring, and the Art of Quitting

[24:45–33:00+]

• Drag Race alum RuPaul’s ‘Simon Vogue’ and the topic of queens quitting gigs.
• Monét recounts quitting Murray & Peter Tours twice: once to seize the opportunity to appear in Madonna’s “God Control” music video, and again because COVID-era tours weren’t safety-testing adequately.
  • Monét: “My management contacted Murray & Peter... and they’re like, ‘You can’t leave this tour.’ I was like, what do you mean, I can’t leave?” [28:03]
  • Bob asks if she “quit or was fired,” with Monét confirming she left on her terms—despite social media stating otherwise.
• Inside tea: Tour COVID mismanagement, Shea Couleé being left in Omaha (“allegedly”), and how difficult it is to walk away from glam gigs, even for safety.
• Bob and Monét swap stories of being fired—Bob’s turn: getting axed from Planet Smoothie for attitude, and from street canvassing for “being bad at my job.”
  • Bob: “I got one lady to sign up, and she was like, you need to quit this job.” [37:53]

6. Dramatic Readings & Drag Community Apologies

[38:32–40:02]

• Jacob prompts a dramatic reading of Trinity The Tuck’s infamous apology video directed at Murray & Peter (the drag tour producers).
  • Bob delivers the lines in a mock-fearful tone: “I feel like this is the right thing to do... but these are my words.” [39:10]

7. Personal Quitting & "Fired" Stories

[34:08–37:59]; [40:10–43:04]

• Bob and Monét debate the difference between quitting and being fired—are you fired if the Broadway show just closes?
• Monét recalls being fired from the Holiday Inn Express for skipping work (after Pride with friends).

8. Mutual Show Planning—Pride Show Fantasies

[59:14–69:52]

• The duo design each other’s ultimate Pride stage shows, complete with over-the-top costumes, surprise celebrity guests (Madonna, Rihanna, Audra McDonald), and wild props.
  • Bob envisions Monet emerging in a 30-foot feather boa, reveals, and a Beyoncé remix.
  • Monét’s vision: Bob rises from a trapdoor in a blood-red gown, joined by dancers on wires, a Madonna collaboration, and a star-studded drag lineup.
• A loving roast: “We’re shaking on that. You gonna put me on the calls? Can I be creative director?” [70:04]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (on quitting): "I have quit a few jobs in my day... I've been fired from a lot of jobs. I'm a firey." [34:08]
• Monét (on quitting tour life): "I literally left, and you know I left... there's always a clause that says in the event of television or filming, I reserve the right…" [25:22]
• Monét (on youth fads): "Girl, these kids are like taking, they're bone smashing. And also now they've seen how to take tenolin." [13:58]
• Bob (on Drag Race from the inside): "There's never been a person in a Madonna video where she did not see everything they were wearing before they got in front of the camera." [27:20]
• Bob (on bad jobs): “I got one lady to sign up… she said, I’ll just sign up under one circumstance—‘You have to quit this job.’” [37:53]
• Jacob (on internet legality): "Currently it's being going through the courts. But right now it exists in a legal loophole where it's not legally gambling. It's something else." [14:51]
• Monét (on on-tour COVID woes): "So they allegedly had to leave Shea Couleé in Omaha, Nebraska, with her assistant." [30:08]
• Creative brainstorming: The hosts each design the other’s fantasy Pride stage show, complete with elaborate reveals, lighting, and surprise divas.
• On show business: “If you're in a Broadway show that closes, I don't think you're getting fired... the show just closed.” [35:55]
• Quarreling over memory: "Bob will talk through the entire movie, making jokes, doing a fucking stand up set during the entire movie." – Monét, calling out Bob's cinematic habits [43:31]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:05]: Reading and responding to fan comments
• [13:58]: Gen Z and the “maxing” fad, steroids, gambling
• [24:45]: Transition into quitting drag gigs, stories of leaving tours
• [28:03]: Behind the scenes—Monét’s Madonna music video escape
• [34:08]: Bob & Monét share job quitting and firing stories
• [38:32]: Dramatic reading—Trinity’s infamous apology video
• [59:14]: Designing each other's over-the-top Pride shows
• [70:04]: Bob negotiates to be creative director for Monét’s event

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Episode Tone & Style

True to Sibling Rivalry’s signature, the episode is a seamless mix of comedy, honesty, and pop culture riffing. The tone is playful, deeply personal, occasionally wild, and always rooted in the duo’s sparkling chemistry. Even topics like COVID woes, internet toxicity, or personal anxieties are approached with self-deprecating humor and sisterly banter.

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Takeaway

This episode showcases the human side of being a public figure and drag performer: quitting is sometimes necessary, isn’t always glamorous, and the “right” choice might mean weathering some drama. Through their laughter, gags, and realness, Bob and Monét remind listeners that behind every dazzling queen is a tale (or three) of quitting and moving on—with pride, shade, and resilience.

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If you’re a fan of behind-the-scenes Drag Race tea, candid chats about show business, and two queens planning each other’s fantasy shows, this is a must-listen episode!

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, we talk about quitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We plan each other's pride shows, and

[Monet X Change]

we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't respect my religion. Find out what made Monae say this.

[Monet X Change]

Madonna is not playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you read the comments?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we talk about the comments?

[Monet X Change]

About which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The comments. The order on the Patreon. I had to make a post. It was out of control.

[Monet X Change]

I saw your post.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was madness. I had to. Something must had to be said. It was getting crazy. Those of you on the Patreon. Hello, how are you? Welcome back to Sibling rivalry. And this is sibling rivalry. It's not sibling robbery. But the comment section. But I think it is a microcosm of the real world because the comment section has always been crazy. But the comment section done got c. Crickety, snickety tazy crazy on.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. There are a few things that I think perturb people online. They feel they need to sound off a little more about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you feel about it?

[Monet X Change]

I thought in regard to. Well, I guess the episode is out now. The one with our therapist. Our therapist. The one we did with the therapist. We started out saying it was for entertainment purposes only. And I mean, people. I think the most egregious part was I feel like they were insulting our guest, which was not cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which has kind of been ongoing. So for me, it started back with Selena. Oh, well, that was way back. But there was a big calm down. Then with Selena, it was pretty crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Cause they were like, ugh, Selena again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then with PJ and Corey King, the comments were. There were also not kind. And then with. But then.

[Monet X Change]

But it was. See, it was people who have. It was people who had not even seen the episode yet. They just saw the thumbnail. They were like, ugh. And then people watched it like, actually I watched it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was good. But I think after, like, the comments. Cause on YouTube is one thing, but in the Patreon, I was gagged. So I think after four of our guests have been, like, berated, I was like, something needs to be said. But it was nice to see that, like, a lot of people were like, you know, I don't normally comment, but I came to say, like, that's not all of us. And I actually do appreciate what's going on here, but it is not. It is not like a. Everybody.

[Monet X Change]

Everybody in the club getting tips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you like that song? I did.

[Monet X Change]

I wasn't like, oh, my God, this song. But I liked it. I danced with at a few school dances. I loved it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody in the club getting tipsy.

[Monet X Change]

Where is he from? That was Jaquan, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Erbody sounds Memphis.

[Monet X Change]

He was j'. Quan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sure.

[Monet X Change]

Can we google Jacob j', Quan who

[Bob the Drag Queen]

wrote Everybody in the club getting tipsy?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

J'.

[Monet X Change]

Quan. Everybody in the club getting tipsy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like.

[Monet X Change]

It sounds like everybody. Definitely destiny. The south, not the North.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna say that he's from Memphis, Tennessee.

[Monet X Change]

J. Quan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're.

[Monet X Change]

That one's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're gonna find out where he's from. Jquan is where he was born.

[Monet X Change]

He's from Alberta. Canada. No, St. Louis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

St. Louis, Missouri.

[Monet X Change]

Ms. Sarai.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just in Kansas City.

[Monet X Change]

KCMO.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

KCMO is where you can find me.

[Monet X Change]

Your sister's from Mohart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mohart. I don't know that we're sisters.

[Monet X Change]

What would you be then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are contemporaries.

[Monet X Change]

She looks very pretty on the Pit Stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mohart pretty much across the board, always looks quite stunning.

[Monet X Change]

And I thought that her mustache would be like, whatever, but honestly, I kind of like it because she's dyed it. Like, I don't watch the episode. I saw the thumbnail or the thing that the Pitstop Channel posts like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guess you don't want. You don't support Bianca?

[Monet X Change]

No. Nothing. She does. Ok. Not her tours, not anything. I would never go see her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would she ever guess you on the Pit Stop?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Twice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how was she? Lovely.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she was lovely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you don't support her.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever seen one of her tours? Really?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I've seen like three of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you see one damn.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you so. Because Angie's out of town, so I'm sleeping with him alone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you seem rested and like, happy and like in high spirits. That's a comment. You seem like you're happy that Was a side note. That was a completely separate.

[Monet X Change]

Get your man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a separate comment. Anyway, I was starting a new conversation.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway. Anyway, so when I. When I'm home, I like. I like to sleep with the TV on. Andy doesn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause they always cutting Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I love sleeping with the TV on. So when Andy's on here, I get to sleep with the TV on. So last night I was watching I saw for Good in theaters. Full disclosure, I went to go see the movie and I was a little tired, so I did fall asleep, like towards the end.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to sleep with me and Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

I know something about the movies. In a cool, dark, quiet place, I fall asleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can have three days sleep.

[Monet X Change]

I will fall asleep watching a movie. It's not an indictment of the movie. It's my own thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's like. I mean, if you watch tv, go to sleep, then that makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I fell asleep watching for good. And it was my favorite song, Fiyera,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

which she doesn't do.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, she didn't do that long, but she does it. She says Fiyara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

But I woke up too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember. I don't even remember. But I know there's something that was.

[Monet X Change]

No, she does. It's not the Idina Menzel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fierro.

[Monet X Change]

It's not that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Excuse me.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The eating Espinosa.

[Jacob]

So in the movie, they change it. The original in the musical, it goes from. Oh, yeah, Glinda says, fierro, Fiero. And then it cuts to Elphaba going Fiero in the movie. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How does Elphaba do it?

[Jacob]

I'm not gonna. I don't have one to take in the movie. That the era part is all Ariana Grande. So she's going Fiero, and then it's Ariana Grande. It's Alphabet is flying. And then I think maybe she does a shorter, different version of it as she's landing in K. Because if you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

remember, in the stage play, you've seen Wicked. Yeah. In the stage play, Fierro's being taken off, showing that he's a scarecrow. And then Glinda yells, fiero, Fiero. And then Elphaba comes from the ground with the Grim. The Grimory. The Grimoire.

[Monet X Change]

The Grimoire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is the Grim.

[Monet X Change]

The Grimory. Something else.

[Jacob]

No, it is the Grimoire.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is the. So a Grimoire and a Grimory are the same thing. They just say things funny and wicked.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was actually pronounced Grimory.

[Jacob]

So when you're playing Blood in the Clock Tower. He kept the grimoire to the grimoire as the grim.

[Monet X Change]

And also in Sabrina the Sabrina the Dark Sabrina. On Netflix, they called it the Grimoire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, that's the actual word. Wicked. Just, you know, fabulous.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's when she comes out and she was doing that damn spellika. What good is the chanting? I thought, I don't even know what I'm reading. I don't even know what trichy articulation. That was a sleep spell for you. Mb N N N N B N N N n B.

[Monet X Change]

But let me tell you. But because I woke up, I was like, I, I, I, I don't know what, Full disclosure, I just took an edible last night, so. Which I woke up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were on marijuana.

[Monet X Change]

I was shock. I woke up and I, I had a moment. I was like. Cause I had the volume so loud. You were in Mesopotamia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I woke up, I was like, I woke up.

[Monet X Change]

I was gagged. It took me like a solid. And what was going on? I like shocked myself in sleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had a few moments where I wake up in a panic.

[Monet X Change]

Vav you anytime you wake up. What do you mean a few times? That's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have footage of, we have audio of me waking up.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Like when you wake up, I feel like oftentimes I always go back to 945Amsterdam. Every time I walk into Vaugh's apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You yo, Monae was. I was in my home alone. And then Monet ass is there with deep fried Oreos and a multi meat pizza standing over me wearing by wearing toms. So imagine if you went to sleep in your home by your mind you by yourself. I foolishly gave money I key back then. We'll never do that again. And then I wake up and Monet is a drag queen that you met. A drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

A drag queen of drag that you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

met two years ago was standing over

[Monet X Change]

you, hovering, smacking on pizza really heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was on the fourth floor. I got tired. I was like, lord, let me pray.

[Monet X Change]

Lord, let me pray. Lord Jesus, pray with me when they Pray with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pray with me.

[Monet X Change]

Lord Jesus, pray. Please help this woman. That's your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the hell?

[Monet X Change]

That's your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shut the fuck up. You don't know what my. You hold your fucking belly. I am a. I'm religious now. I'm quite religious now. You can't make fun of me for being religious. You don't respect my religion.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. You have no religion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I Would turn Christian. You wouldn't support me.

[Monet X Change]

You would not turn Christian. There is not a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your task was. You had to say the eloquenomina.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it is.

[Jacob]

That was not her task.

[Monet X Change]

That was not my task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you trying to get me to say it?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, I love when someone. Well, usually someone I'm dating. Not like, actually. Well, I don't really have situations where I'm sleeping, I'm thinking. Do I have situations where often I'm sleeping in the same room as someone that I'm not dating, and I don't have that.

[Monet X Change]

Do you ever let hookup sleep over?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I let one hookup sleep over. His name is Jacob, and I let the other hook over. Sleepover. Sleepover. Hookup. Sleepover. His name is Tao.

[Monet X Change]

But when you hook up outside of Jacob and Tao, do you live a sleepover?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, the last two hookups. Sleepover. Were Tao and Jacob.

[Jacob]

But sometimes you do a sleepover, huh?

[Monet X Change]

You sleep over at hookup's house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What are you talking about? I didn't sleepover. I drove back. You were asleep.

[Jacob]

Oh, damn. You drove back late, Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna stay out there. That's crazy. We wasn't gonna stay out there. Also, it was a small bed.

[Monet X Change]

Who was it? Can you tell me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was. It was that guy that he stuck up with. The tall Mexican guy that used to work with it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Jacob]

When did you get home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Jacob]

When'd you get home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was pretty. It was like maybe like three or four, maybe, which is really. I mean, I'm a nightlife. I'm a creature of the nightlife. That is not that late for me, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I'm telling you now. I'm in my late mid-30s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Late, late.

[Monet X Change]

I'm in my late mid-30s. I am. My clock starts. I really start to deplete by, like, 11, 11:30.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tal sleeps with the TV on. And I really like it. It just helps me sleep.

[Monet X Change]

I love the TV on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what's also great about having your partner sleep with the TV on when you fall asleep? I can use my phone.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know who sleeps in absolute silence in a vacuum of darkness? I found out me and Jacob, we're not bedroom compatible or sleep compatible. It took seven years, but I found out we're not sleep compatible. Jacob sleeps in a. In a. In a her. What's that?

[Jacob]

Hermetically sealed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hermetically sealed cave. It's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the thing about. I don't think Andy. Andy thinks that he's deaf, but he's not. Cause Andy falls asleep with stuff on, but when he knows that it's on, he's like, we have to put the TV on. But he'll, like, fall asleep. But, like, when he. When we're, like, going to bed, he was like, okay, we have to power down. Everything has to be off. I'm like, but you fall asleep with it on. Like, you don't. You don't need it off. You just want it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tao also can't stay awake while watching things. He'll be like, you want to watch a movie? I'm like, yeah, but by the time the lion roars, I don't think he's ever seen the lion roar. I don't think he even knows that lions were in the movie.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know it's not a lion. It's a tiger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you that I know why.

[Monet X Change]

You see? Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So why are you asking me if I know something? I told you.

[Monet X Change]

I just see if he remembered. Why do you have to be so aggressive?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you asking me if I know something that I told you? If I asked you? Did you know? Did you know you're from Brooklyn?

[Monet X Change]

That's not the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you know you were born in Brooklyn?

[Monet X Change]

I was actually born in Brookdale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's Brookdale?

[Monet X Change]

A little off of Brooklyn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's Queens is off of Brooklyn? You're lying. But you think I'm not from New York. I lived there for 12 years.

[Monet X Change]

You have five minutes to complete your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've tried. It's cooked.

[Monet X Change]

I think I can get mine done in time. And you still have no idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not gonna get it done, though. Cause you're not slick. These are just very. Yesterday, our tasks were very easy. This is very brutal.

[Monet X Change]

I want everyone to. I hope. I can't wait for the episode to come out so people see how Jacob tried to confuse me. Also, we started.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was not confusing.

[Monet X Change]

Also, we started a podcast, and you were talking to me, and I was trying to read it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say Jacob's trying to confuse you

[Monet X Change]

because you and the sneaky little boyfriend are always trying to get me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob has done nothing but be on your side and work wonderfully with you. You also should be so lucky that Jacob is in your life just like I am. Can you use the table?

[Monet X Change]

That's not a table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also one you're going. It says you could put it there,

[Monet X Change]

but it's not a table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, it's not a table. You're correct. It's a stand. But you are going to leave that here. So don't leave that here. You always leaving your protein water. I think you almost left those disgusting smelling pork chips or your chicken chips.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I haven't made those in like months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

President. What did Ocean Kelly call you? The president of the protein pandemic. The president of the protein.

[Monet X Change]

Protein is the tea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, we all need protein.

[Monet X Change]

Obviously we don't need protein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes you do.

[Monet X Change]

You wanna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you can't live without protein.

[Monet X Change]

We need to get. Girl, have you seen this look? Maxing young men thing is getting out of control. I've been in like a. Yeah, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

got a whole video coming about it.

[Monet X Change]

YouTube. It is insane. Girl, these kids are like taking, they're bone smashing. And also now they've seen how to take tenolin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what that is.

[Monet X Change]

This steroid. And these 15, 16 year old little boys are injecting themselves with steroids to get big muscles in like high school, like freshmen in high school. It's insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, sounds crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It's going out of cur. And then one was like, yeah. My mother, I told my parents, like they can't stop me, I'm gonna do it. Even if they, I'm like, I'm like, in what world can your parents not stop you to get you to inject yourself with steroids?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, young people are gambling now on

[Monet X Change]

the cow sheet thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's it called? Cowsheet.

[Monet X Change]

You can bet on anything. You bet on the weather, you can bet on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How is that legal?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Jacob]

It's legally there. There's a distinction there. It's a predictive market instead of a gambling thing. So currently it's being going through the courts. But right now it exists in a legal loophole where it's not legally gambling. It's something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the teenage boys are doing, are breaking their bones doing steroids. They are doing steroids. They're getting hair transplants in their early 20s.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are gambling.

[Monet X Change]

I mean I could have, I could have benefited from early 20s, but some

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of them are like, like literally like

[Monet X Change]

there's one full of hair. Not like they're not receding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they're like getting like getting hair transplants when you have a full head of hair. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is our girl. I feel like as a society we are so cooked. It feels like we're living in this crazy time, like this upside down, like it's kind of wild the time we're living in. But then you think back to like, I don't know the 90s. Did people our age now think, like, stuff in the 90s was crazy when, like, hip hop, they're like, this hip hop nigga's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did, they did. But this is crazy though.

[Monet X Change]

But is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

30 years, 40 years from now, will we look back and be like, ah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you have a point there. Showing ankle used to be crazy. Who showing ankle?

[Monet X Change]

Showing ankle. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Used to be crazy. If a girl hit you with one of these, ooh, everyone in the shoulder, everyone in the room bricked up, which is gaggy. Did you listen to Ray's new album?

[Monet X Change]

Ray is one of these new artists that I really knew. She's been around for a while, but this is not her second album.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much she's been around? How old is she?

[Monet X Change]

No, Ray used to do like pop hits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old is she?

[Monet X Change]

Ray is like. I think she's like 20s, 29. But Ray had like a contra. 28. Ray used to. Yeah, she used. She used to like. She had like a bunch of like. Like, you know, like when Calvin Harris would put like a female vocal on his thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

She had a few hits like that before and then she came out of her that deal and she lost the deal. But any. This new album is such great music. It is so artistic. It is so beautiful, the journey she takes you on. And I heard someone had a really shady critique of, like, shady or shitty? Shady. Shitty and shady. How long is she gonna play the same angle about the club and the drugs and the blah, blah, blah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the same with the club? I listened to the album. I don't remember her coming at the club.

[Jacob]

Maybe I missed it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's kind of like a storyline through her old album. She's talking about she had addiction to use problems and. And getting Brooklyn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they said something about her being like the Amy Winehouse or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And like escapism and anyway, so. And they were like, I'm like, that's her story, girl. Like, she's singing about what she knows. She's singing about what she experienced. And I find it, you know, I can't necessarily relate to it, everything that she experienced, but she sings from such an honest place. And the way that she uses instrument and vocals to paint these really vivid pictures of her music, I think is next level. It's something unlike I've seen a really long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think maybe she'll invite you to something? I will. Since the. The. The it's out around. It's like rap around.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she Texts me, cher Cherry, to stop being rude about her on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Cher quit, like, 19 times. Or farewell toward 19 times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, Rana's not inviting you anywhere.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think she will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She texts me about it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And actually, if you stop me, you

[Monet X Change]

can read on camera. And also. And we're putting a screenshot right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course. All right, this is. She's on my phone as Robin.

[Monet X Change]

Robin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah. Rob, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. Hey, Bob. Good to see you.

[Jacob]

The accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, Bob, good to see you. Great to be listening to the pod once again. Question. Could you ask the Jamaican one to stop being rude about me on the podcast? Love, Robbie.

[Monet X Change]

Robbie. Oh. So it was. It was Robin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have her in my phone, Rob.

[Monet X Change]

But she likes what she signs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robbie. Yeah, all of her close friends know this.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. How do you spell Robbie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

R, O, B, I, E, I, E. Yeah, it's kind of like what she went by as, like, a kid.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It makes her feel like she's back in the islands.

[Monet X Change]

What island was that again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Barbados.

[Monet X Change]

And what did it called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Andes. No, the Greaves.

[Jacob]

People from Barbados.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Bayesians. She's Bajan.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. It's not Beijing, like, the color Beijing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Bajan.

[Monet X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bajan.

[Monet X Change]

Bajun? Bajan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bajan.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. B is B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say it without, like. B. No, just say it without emphasizing. Put it in a sentence. Just say it.

[Monet X Change]

Rihanna is Bajan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rihanna is Bajan.

[Monet X Change]

But you're saying Bajan, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Bajan.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's B. A, J.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A, N. There's no J in Barbados.

[Monet X Change]

But that's how you say Bajans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are people from Paris called?

[Monet X Change]

Parisians.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me a place and then we're going to.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say you're wrong, but. I never said you're wrong, to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

But you're saying it. B, E, I, G, E, N. B, Asian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to name a place and we're going to name what those people are called. Jacob, we're ready. You're going to name the place. We're going to tell you what people from that place are called. Some of them are like, for example, what are people from Brooklyn called?

[Monet X Change]

New Yorkers.

[Jacob]

Criminal.

[Monet X Change]

Smoking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but like. But so A, Brooklyn. It's like you say Brooklynites. A Brooklyn and a Harlemite.

[Monet X Change]

I've never said people from Harlem. So I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are people from Atlanta called?

[Monet X Change]

Hawks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Falcons. This is actually kind of debate. This is a very millennial thing. But we used to be at Aliens. We were that's so fucking corny.

[Monet X Change]

At aliens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and Brooklynites are so cool.

[Jacob]

Okay, Glasgow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glaswegians.

[Monet X Change]

Glasgowans.

[Jacob]

It's Glasswegians.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know that really? Yeah. Or you was at a guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew. I knew. I met two guys from Edinburgh last night.

[Monet X Change]

Edinburgh?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't tell them I had. I didn't. I thought. I actually really like metered myself, but my gut reaction was to say I had a really racist interaction in Edinburgh, but I didn't. I just said I went to Edinburgh and I went to Arthur's Seat and Taylor and I don't know if you can see me wanting to be like, I had a racist thing happen to me. But I was like, thank you. I'm glad. You guys have fun at the show.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, where's next?

[Jacob]

Winnipeg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they're Winnipeg.

[Monet X Change]

They're. I think, I think they were Winnipeggins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Winnipeggers. I wonder if they're Winnipegs.

[Monet X Change]

Winnipeggins.

[Jacob]

Bob is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Winnipeggers.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know that as you get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I heard Winnipegans and it sounded weird and I just like, I think Winnipeg. Winnipeg sounds right. So that was deductive reasoning.

[Jacob]

Okay, Quebec City.

[Monet X Change]

Quebecians.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quebec. It's going to sound familiar. Yeah, that's right. It is Quebecois. That is. That is correct. It's going to sound French for sure even with maybe one more.

[Jacob]

Okay, Gotham City.

[Monet X Change]

Gothamites. No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

wait, I've heard Harvey Dent call them this before.

[Monet X Change]

Harvey Dent. That's two faced.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he said it in like a video. Gotham. Did you say Gothamites?

[Monet X Change]

That's what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gothams.

[Jacob]

It's Gothamites.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Gotham.

[Monet X Change]

Two for two.

[Jacob]

Two.

[Monet X Change]

Two. We will have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. Is your two. We're two for three.

[Monet X Change]

No, you had. You had Glasgow and we did three,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so we're two for three.

[Monet X Change]

But I have two, you have two

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and we did four, so we're two for four.

[Monet X Change]

We meaning like two. My two. We both have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what two for two means. Two for two means you did it twice and you got. And you nailed it twice.

[Monet X Change]

We need a tiebreaker is what I'm trying to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I want to ask you is this question. This is something that me and Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, we were. Tiebreaker. Just a tiebreaker?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I do need you to settle a score between me and Taylor which I've won every time. But you're gonna settle the score for me.

[Jacob]

I'm trying to find a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's mad because he knows he's cooked you know what I'm talking about? Oh, across the street.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With your rolling ass eyes.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What is in peace?

[Jacob]

What about. Liverpool?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, my mind says Liverpool, but no, they're Scousers.

[Monet X Change]

Scousers.

[Jacob]

This says Liverpudlian.

[Monet X Change]

Liverpudlians? Yeah.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they Scousers?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, yeah, but I think Scouser is not just Liverpool. There's another thing that's Scouse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Scouser is Liverpool, but I

[Monet X Change]

think there's like three cities that are Scouser. It's not just Liverpool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it. Okay, so if I tell you that hanging on the wall there would be a giant practical purse, what am I telling you?

[Monet X Change]

That you can open it and use it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Why is it one of the other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

What that means is one of the not practical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is not practical.

[Monet X Change]

And you thought it was going to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was told 3D. Taylor is saying that practical means 3D. No, I think practical means the practical

[Monet X Change]

means you can use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can use it.

[Jacob]

Yeah. If you want it to be 3D, then you would say it's 3D.

[Monet X Change]

But you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. But it's a practical. Practical set. Like when you're building a practical set can be used. So for example, like. For example, you have like a practical bar. You can actually put someone behind there, grab drinks, put them up on a thing. But if the bar is just like, you can't even walk behind it, that's not a practical bar. But it's a practical set because it's brought to life. So it's like, no, no, Taylor, everyone has told you this is not it. Practical is when it can be used a practical purse. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, you can open it. Like, literally everyone's like, oh, you mean open it. The easiest question I've ever answered.

[Monet X Change]

And Taylor, you know, I hate. I hate, hate, hate Simon Vaugh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every time. Every. I know I'm still on podcast before, but I know that has to. I bet they made her want to quit drag at one point. You want to quit drag?

[Monet X Change]

She literally walked off the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl,

[Monet X Change]

she did quit drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She quit a gig. Have you ever quit a gig?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Um,

[Monet X Change]

yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, when?

[Monet X Change]

Where? Why? What happened? Quit two gigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You quit two gigs?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were like a running gig or during the gig.

[Monet X Change]

During the gig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? How did I not know about this valve?

[Monet X Change]

You do know about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, tell me. I must have forgot.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, there was the Murray and Peter tour when I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were fired.

[Monet X Change]

No. I left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's not what their social media says.

[Monet X Change]

I literally left. And, you know, I left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So why does their social media say something different?

[Monet X Change]

Because you know how messy and petty and messy they are. There's no act right there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wanna look in the camera. You know they're watching.

[Monet X Change]

I love. I love how you make this so messy. Anyway, you can just say whatever you want, then watch anyone who needs it to podcast. What it was, was I was on the Merry and Peter Haters Roast tour, myself, Jinx Monsoon, Latrice Royale, Trinity, the Tuck, Ginger Minj, and somebody else. And I was on there for, like. I had just joined the tour. I was on there for three days. And then I got the call to be in the Madonna God control. God control music video. And then, you know, part of all of our deals with tours, gigs, whatever, there's always a clause that says that in the event of television, filming, whatever, I reserve the right to discuss and whatever. And then so my management contacted Mary and Peter and they're like, hey, Monet has the opportunity to be in the Madonna video. She would miss this one show in Denver, but she back to next city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Monet in the video right here. Oh, yeah, right, Jay.

[Monet X Change]

For 1.2 seconds, but you're in it. Which, by the way, no shade to your girl Madonna. But they were like, monet's gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd they say when is gonna have a feature on the music video with Madonna?

[Monet X Change]

So I was like, oh, this is really appealing. I get to dance with, like. I get to be have a feature moment with the iconic Madonna in a video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you dance with her?

[Monet X Change]

It was like, for, like, girl. Literally, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But in this filming, were you dancing together?

[Monet X Change]

No. Did you meet her when she reviewed all our looks? Cause Madonna's not playing. You walk on set.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every look she makes.

[Monet X Change]

She made the entire extras, dancers, everyone stood in the line, and she went down and looked at everyone's outfit and approved everyone. Like, my thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is all I can confirm. I've done this for a lot of times in a row. You all stand on stage or wherever you are, and she walks by every single person there is. I don't. I mean, as far as I know, I don't know when it started, but there has never been a person in a Madonna video where she did not see everything they were wearing before they got in front of the camera.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so we did that. And then. So that negotiation is going on. We're still like two cities before it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did she say to you when she Came down.

[Monet X Change]

She was. I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you say your name?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she said Monet. And she said yes, or she'd approved or she like, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

So this is like a day before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you touch her skin?

[Monet X Change]

Did I touch her skin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you physical. Have physical contact?

[Monet X Change]

No, we did not embrace or anything like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

So it was the day before. And then the negotiations are happening. My management's talking to Murray and Peter, whatever. Then I'm getting dressed for the show before the day before I'm supposed to leave. And Murray comes in, or Peter comes in, like, we heard that you wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew you're gonna do the voice.

[Monet X Change]

We know that you're here. You wanna go do that Madonna video, don't ya?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a really good Murray hobby.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, yeah, it's a really good opportunity. He was like, well, you know, you can't leave. And I was like, what do you mean I can't leave? And they're like, you're on this tour. You can't leave this tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, have you heard of slavery?

[Monet X Change]

And I was just like. I didn't engage. I was like, well, I'm talking to my management now. We're gonna figure it out. And he was trying to be pretty adamant, like, I can't leave. And then I got on the phone with David and Jacob, and I was like, what do I do? And they were like, if you want to do this thing, you should do it and just get your bags, leave the next city. We'll figure it out. And I left. And then I was on set doing and without a music video, and I saw the Instagram post about how Monet X changed and decided to leave this tour, and now she's fired. Da da da da.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So did you quit, or were you fired because you didn't leave under the pretense that you couldn't come back? Well, I. Cause I think when you quit, you leave. Like, I am not coming back. Well, I quit on there.

[Monet X Change]

On when they did the Christmas tour. I quit that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You quit them twice?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The same people twice?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. This is the next year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why'd you quit this time?

[Monet X Change]

It was a Christmas tour. It was Christmas tour of 2020, and then Covid was in rare form, and we're on the tour, and they were not testing people on the tour. This was the same tour where they left Shea in Omaha, Nebraska.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're spilling tea tonight.

[Monet X Change]

Shea got. Shea got Covid on the tour.

[Jacob]

Allegedly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're spilling everybody's Tea.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, look, Shayden is not a secret about that. She gets sick on the tour, and they left her behind.

[Jacob]

Allegedly.

[Monet X Change]

It's not alleged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a fact. This is Jacob trying his best to protect you legally. And you were fighting every tooth and nail. You're like, no, you can just say allegedly. It'll be fine if you say that.

[Monet X Change]

I was allegedly on the Mer and Peter Christmas tour in 2020, and they allegedly were not testing people adequately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is like back when we used to give the advice on the podcast. And I'd be like, we're not. I am. Take my. I'm like, Monet, for legal purposes, just say allegedly.

[Monet X Change]

Why would I say the only thing I was?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You started saying that, but then you like, nah, I'm an expert. Anyway, go ahead. So they allegedly left. Left Lil mama.

[Monet X Change]

They allegedly weren't testing people on this tour adequately with COVID So they allegedly had to leave. Oh, your background is cute, Jacob. So they allegedly had to leave Shea Coulee in Omaha, Nebraska, with her assistant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Allegedly.

[Monet X Change]

Allegedly. And then. And then I was like, this is crazy. And I was like. So, like, two cities later, I was like, hey, guys, I hit my management up. I was like, I'm gonna lead this tour. I was like, I can't afford to get sick. They're allegedly not testing people. I don't allegedly wanna get sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, a question is. I do have a question. Do you take a person with COVID with you?

[Monet X Change]

You're not supposed to, but they weren't testing everyone else on the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you know what I'm saying? Like, the leaving Shea behind, was that a bad thing?

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't a bad thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And I've been left behind before.

[Monet X Change]

But my concern was that we weren't testing people. So I was like, we're gonna get more casualties. And I didn't want to get Covid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I was supposed to be on season one of

[Monet X Change]

Z Way. I was, too. We were supposed to do the episode together. Did you know that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we weren't.

[Monet X Change]

I'm telling you. I literally. I'm telling you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was already on set. I was. Me and Katya on set together.

[Monet X Change]

It was supposed to be me and you, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that makes more sense.

[Monet X Change]

But I canceled weeks before because I had a thing that happened. So me and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Kati were on set, and they came into my little dressing area and were like, you need to leave. And I was like, well, they were like, you need to leave. Everyone's, like, standing way back wearing their mask. And I Came there like a nice black Suburban. I left in the Uber Mobile. No, the COVID mobile. It is a yellow taxi that the back is completely encased in plastic with a vent going to the outside. And it was February, was freezing, so the air is still getting in there. So I was like freezing. Me and Kennedy both got Covid and then they also would not buy me a ticket home until I tested.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that makes sense. You shouldn't be flying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm. This is not a thing that did anything bad. I'm just saying.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't buy my ticket home until I tested negative. So I stayed in the hotel delirious with COVID It was a pretty bad.

[Monet X Change]

How long were you there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think five, six days. And at the time my mother was like harassing Jacob online. Not online, through. Through text. About. About me having Covid. She was like. Because I couldn't really talk on the phone. I was like falling asleep and like, it felt. It felt like I was in there forever. It was five days. It felt like I was in there literally for. If you guys want to see when it was. It is on the First Impressions with Kandy Muse. I'm wearing a blue caftan and an afro is during this time filming from that hotel. And my mother was like, Jacob, please get Christopher some Gatorade and soup. Send him soup. He won't answer the phone. He needs soup.

[Jacob]

Okay. Well, also the full story is that she was calling you so often to check in that you got annoyed and stopped answering her calls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she comes to me. Yeah, she. My mother was like every.

[Jacob]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother, like every couple of minutes. She was not. Maybe I would say every hour. And at the end after like 8 o', clock, every two hours. Wow. To like make sure I was still alive or it could.

[Monet X Change]

Was a wild time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Insane.

[Monet X Change]

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[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Monet X Change]

And breathe.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Monet X Change]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order, 1-800-contacts. Would you categorize yourself as a quitter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have quit a few jobs my day. I quit Lucky Chang's. I quit the Jekyll and High Club. The real estate company I was working for just folded underneath me. I went to work one day and the Everything was gone. I have been fired from a lot of jobs. I'm a. I'm a firey.

[Monet X Change]

I've never been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been fired.

[Monet X Change]

I've had one time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been. Well, is it firing if, like, the show's not doing well and they just. In the show, it's not being fired, it's fired. So. So if a Broadway show closes, everyone got fired.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not how that works. The show just closed.

[Monet X Change]

Were you on a Broadway show that got fired?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in a Broadway show where they announced it was closing when I was in the show.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the week that was crazy. Can I say something? I wanted to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you want to do? What did you want to do? So.

[Monet X Change]

So, Malcolm. Moulin Rouge the week. Margaret and Moulin Rouge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Variety article comes out saying the

[Monet X Change]

Moulin Rouge is closing. And what shading is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They used your picture. Yeah, I remember.

[Monet X Change]

So I went and took a TikTok and it goes the sound. Yo, y' all want to see a dead body?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was going to cut to the Variety article with the other thing.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, no, I won't do that. That's shady. I reserved myself. Which, by the way, you would not offer me the same courtesy. No, you would have done something probably shadier to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, to be clear, when a Broadway show is announced as closing, it's usually two weeks or less. Me being in that show allowed them to extend.

[Monet X Change]

You closed the vulnerabilities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Allowed them to extend.

[Monet X Change]

You closed the vulnerabool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was there for, like, three or four days when it may not be. I think I might have been there for a week, maybe a week. When they announced it was closing, I

[Monet X Change]

was like, I didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm the reason why the show was able to extend that long, honey. And that's why they could afford Megan thee stallion.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, you clothed them with a lot of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, you guys can go online and check the sales. When I was There. Sales went up, honey. Which is a fact. Not at all. But I don't think if you're in a Broadway show that closes, I don't think you're getting fired. I think if you're. I think the show just closed. But I have been. But I did get. I mean, I was laid off. Yeah, I was. I, I've had three nightlife shows that, that close. That, like, closed, I guess. But I've been fired. Like, actually fired. Like, you don't work here anymore. From two jobs. I got fired from Planet Smoothie for having an attitude problem, and I got fired. And I got fired from Dialogue Direct for being bad at my job. That be the people who stopped me on the streets. Like, hey, you got time to talk, to support? You want to. You want to sponsor a child?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you used to do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did it. Yeah. When I first moved to New York City, I did that.

[Monet X Change]

And you got fired for what reason?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Being bad at my job. I got one person to sign up in two weeks.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, were you, Were you, Were you trying to stop people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, with all my might, with everything I had in me. I got one lady to sign up. One lady. And it was, it was the day I got fired. And I, I, I remember that. She, she was like. I was like, hey, do you have time to talk about helping children? And then she goes, I don't need to hear a pitch. I'll just sign up. No big deal. Whatever it is, I'll just sign up for it under one circumstance. And I was like, what is it? She goes, you have to quit this job. She's like, you shouldn't be doing this. You got to be better at something else.

[Monet X Change]

And how much, how much does the job like that pay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It paid either 15 or $20 an hour.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three days a week. And then you would get a percentage of the sign up. Yeah, but like, like if you get someone to sign up for $20 or $10, you get half of that first one. So if I. So If I get eight people to sign up for $20, then I would get $80 that day. But they have to.

[Monet X Change]

Plus your hourly wage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but they have to stay on. So I get a half of your first payment, and then you have to. Yeah, stay and pay.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. But I got one lady sign up, and she was like, you need to quit this job. And then I got fired that day.

[Monet X Change]

Work. Yeah. I couldn't have done one of those jobs. I don't have the. I don't have. I don't have it in me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I was very young. Honestly, I think I could still do it. Well, actually, I couldn't do it then. So, I mean, I could do it, but I don't think I would be good at it.

[Monet X Change]

It's not for me.

[Jacob]

I do have a piece of media I'm hoping we can do a dramatic reading of at some point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A piece of media. Does it revolve around firing?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quitting?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

I would assume so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we reading. Is it. Is it a. Are we reading it together?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what this is. Do you know what it is already? Yes, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should. Since she's close to. You should read this.

[Monet X Change]

This is. No, you read it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is what I used to call Trinity's ISIS video. Where Trinity is like,

[Monet X Change]

this is for what again? To give us the context.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is for her basically apologizing to Marie and Peter for saying mean things online, which probably video.

[Monet X Change]

You're gonna have to make sense too. Hi, everyone, it's Trinity. I want to make this post and let you guys know where I'm at. Your turn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like this is the right thing to do. I'm going to read something because I can't remember all the details of everything that I want to say, but these are my words.

[Jacob]

Can we get a little bit more

[Bob the Drag Queen]

fear to say, but these are my words?

[Monet X Change]

So she did not say it like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a direct.

[Monet X Change]

She was not scared. She was not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So forgive me if I have any mistakes. I'm terrible at reading.

[Monet X Change]

But a few weeks ago, more scared. I heard some very unfavorable things about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not funny scared things about Murray Unfreedom.

[Monet X Change]

At the time I made my last post about leaving the tour, I had not talked to MP Present. I made a post when I was very emotional about many things in my life and hearing these allegations against MP Presents made me very upset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is. I think that's good enough.

[Monet X Change]

I remember this video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were about to make one for your comments. You ever fired anyone?

[Monet X Change]

I never fired anyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did you get fired?

[Monet X Change]

I got fired when I worked at the Holiday Inn Express at jfk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you do?

[Monet X Change]

I went. I was. When I went to Pride that summer. Jasmine Rice, Q De Larouche. And I went to Pride and I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Q De La Rouge. Why do I know this name? She's the opera singing drag queen. Dominican. Yeah, yeah, got it. Like kind of like either light skinned black or dark skinned Hispanic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I was like. That was like a name from the back of my Brain. I think I'd recognize Cudela Rouge if I saw her today.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think you would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Luis, I think is her name. And I was. I was surprised. I was running late because I was into Pride parade all day and I was kind of like drove to work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What split were you on? What foot float.

[Monet X Change]

I was not afloat. I was my first hand dry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just walked.

[Monet X Change]

Jazz. We just snuck into the parade and did the whole route and I was driving back to work with my. With my. With my coexist mobile on the highway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we put coexist on your current car? If I buy you one, will you put it on there?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if I make a. What? Can I finish my sentence?

[Jacob]

What would you do if randomly you walked out to your car and there was a sticker on there that just appeared?

[Monet X Change]

I'll be very upset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, hear me out. It wasn't us.

[Jacob]

It wasn't us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you say very upset, how upset are you?

[Monet X Change]

I would retaliate, but in not an equal way.

[Jacob]

But it wasn't us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when you say very upset, I'd

[Monet X Change]

retaliate in a not equal way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's say the time that you were accosted and called the N word for stealing a meal from Mickey Spillanes, how upset were you then? If you could put that on a scale of 1 to 10, how upset were you that day?

[Monet X Change]

I was 8.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, if I can ask you about when you first heard Mohart say, fuck your sponges, I want my money back, where were you at on that? When you showed my house with the

[Monet X Change]

steak, I was a seven. I did not have the steak. I was going to. I didn't have the steak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And when I'm trying to think of another time I saw you upset just because I want to figure out where we are in that barometer.

[Jacob]

When you didn't text her the number for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, when I didn't send you the cartoonist.

[Monet X Change]

That was a nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a nine?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a nine.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gaggy, Gaggy. When you come home and you see that one of the animals has made a mess on the floor, that's a nine. That's a nine. It's not the animal's fault.

[Monet X Change]

Right? The animals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's be nice to Potato. Y' all are so mean to that goddamn dog.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're not mean to the dog. I take potato. I am very sweet. I am very sweet to Potato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's he at right now?

[Monet X Change]

So it's a Palm Springs or Geo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now that we know what the ranking system is now. I need to get a low one. What do you like when you, when you miss a light? Where are you at there?

[Monet X Change]

Miss a light?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like. Or you miss. You miss your exit?

[Monet X Change]

It's like a four, a three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That seems pretty angry for missing an exit.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it depends on where I'm going. If it's going to make me really late to somewhere I'm going, I'm getting upset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People talking in the movie theater. Like where you can't hear the. Hear the movie.

[Monet X Change]

Six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a six. I, when I talk, I do it in spots where it makes sense and I just tell a quick joke.

[Monet X Change]

No, girl, I'm going to reiterate. Jacob can cooperate. This Papa Taylor too. Bob will talk through the entire movie, making jokes, doing a fucking stand up set, doing the entire movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're laughing at the jokes. You're egging me on.

[Monet X Change]

And then what's so crazy that when you watch a movie at his house,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you turn around, look at your phone for one second. Pause, pause.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if I could pause at the movie theater, I would to tell my joke real quick. If you think if I had the remote at the movie theater, I wouldn't be using it, you're crazy. Last night I started watching this show called Something Very Bad is about to Happen. Have you ever heard about this? I think it's on Netflix.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's Netflix's new big show they're pushing right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Something Very bad is about to happen or something like that. And we started watching it and it's like really poignant stuff happening. Tao is just, just talking like let's say something just happened in the film and he wants to talk about it's

[Monet X Change]

a movie or a film, it's a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

TV show and he wants to talk about thing on a TV show. He's like, okay, let's talk about this. Which by the way, I want to talk about things that just happened, but three more things that just happened. And we're talking about the thing that happened back then. So now we have all that information. What number would you be at if a coexist sticker ended up on your car?

[Monet X Change]

A7.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A7. Yeah, but you can just peel it off.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to peel it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, A coexist magnet. You just pop it right off.

[Monet X Change]

4.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now when I have some more conversations, what if the magnet is designed in a way that actually looks really cool, like it's not the one. Like it has all the religious iconography in It. But it's kind of like matte, or it's the same color as your car with the same finish, and it's, like, raised. And it has, like, a gold or silver, whatever color your rims are. What color your rims?

[Monet X Change]

Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Black around. And it looks really chic. And it says coexist.

[Monet X Change]

No. It's so tacky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, do your 3D printer still work?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. To be clear, if it happens, it's probably not me, though.

[Jacob]

Yeah, we have no interest in doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We would not. We would not do that to you.

[Monet X Change]

Should I invest in a 3D printer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a Jacob question.

[Jacob]

What would you 3D print?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Everyone. I feel like everyone's 3D printing everything nowadays.

[Jacob]

I mean, I feel like I would come up with at least 10 things you would 3D print before you ever investing in one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe the earrings you keep making my fucking boyfriend print for you that you never think them for.

[Monet X Change]

Are they very expensive?

[Jacob]

A really nice one can be expensive, but mine was like 400, which is still pricey, but the expensive ones are 2,000 to 5,000. So mine was comparatively pretty cheap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could stream yourself learning how to 3D print. I think it'd be kind of cool.

[Monet X Change]

I could do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tao bought a 3D printer, too.

[Monet X Change]

I saw that he printed the things for your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, the thing. I think you give them a little more context.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, are you. Is this probably knowledge? I don't know what you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there. I have this wall in the studio, and I want to be like, quote. See, now you're adding too much. You.

[Monet X Change]

You literally said, can you give them context?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you're doing too much.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you're doing too much. I have a quilted wall in the studio, and I want the quilt to have, like, those, you know, like, on a couch. And they're like buttons in the couch, and I want them to be little purses.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think this would be cute.

[Monet X Change]

I think so, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean. So me and Jacob were talking last night about the zombie apocalypse again. I know this comes up a bit. Quite a bit.

[Monet X Change]

And I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Jacob. I was saying, I have reached an age now where it has become. I used to be able to go months without my glasses, but now I do kind of need them to read things. Like, my eyesight has degenerated over the years.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, we literally did a cooking video where you were literally holding the fingers up like this to read.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's pretty brutal.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jacob, his eyesight's pretty bad. Have you ever like looked through Jacob's glasses?

[Monet X Change]

I have one time. It's pretty intense. It's like coke bottle lenses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was thinking about he could 3D print in the zombie apocalypse. 3D print? Like frames that you could put a little strap on and wear them as goggles.

[Monet X Change]

Why would you need goggles and just wear the fucking glasses?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's a zombie apocalypse. We gotta run. You think you're gonna be dressed like this in the zombie apocalypse? You think?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, having a strap on glasses is not new. That is old tech.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you no like goggles, not straps. Not like this.

[Monet X Change]

Like that's not. Basketball players do it all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he's gonna need them to fit the lenses he already has. We can't. The zombies have eaten the people who work in the factories. So now we're doing our stuff ourselves. He had to pop his lenses out of these and the print out goggles that have this shape so you can pop them in.

[Jacob]

I guess my, my concern is if things have gotten so bad that are we going to have a. Like the people at the factories have all been eaten and I can't get other glasses. But our house still has electricity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have a generator.

[Jacob]

Oh, gotcha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We obviously have a generator in your.

[Monet X Change]

In your. In your. In your apartment complex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're probably not living in our apartment complex.

[Jacob]

Okay. But Also for the 3D printer to work, mine specifically I do need Wi Fi. Like it is a. Why do you need the Internet?

[Monet X Change]

So, so what's your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I didn't know about the WI fi thing, but I feel like we could probably get WI fi.

[Monet X Change]

How are you getting WI fi? The grid is down. You mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me a second. It just happened, bro.

[Monet X Change]

No, because you already moved out of your house. But it just happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do we have cell phones?

[Monet X Change]

No, girl, the grid is down. There are no cell phones. There's no WI fi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we have. We have radios.

[Monet X Change]

Radios? Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can't have cell phones in zombie apocalypse.

[Monet X Change]

How? There's no grid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zombies don't eat wires. They eat brains.

[Monet X Change]

No, but there's no but there's no one sustaining the zombies are eating energy. There's no the one sustaining the WI fi. There's no one sustaining the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Someone has to sustain the WI fi.

[Monet X Change]

Who is someone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone will elect an official. I would do that job. It sounds cushy. Because you would be protected. I'm going to the hills and I'm taking a house.

[Monet X Change]

You don't even know how to shoot. You won't even know how to shoot a gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would.

[Monet X Change]

How are you taking it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I would go to the hills and I would take a house.

[Monet X Change]

I was flying from Dallas to back home. And I don't know if they were ice. Someone was checking in and they were checking in their bag in like those long cases. And he's like, you know, they had to open up the case to present to them, I guess to show the flight or something like what's in the thing. And it's just so scary. See, one of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it was like one of

[Monet X Change]

those, like, it looked like a fucking bazooka, like, gun with like the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can he show the flight attendant this?

[Monet X Change]

Not the flight attendant. The gate. Not the gate agent. The ticketing agent to mail it? No. So when. You know when you're checking your bag,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

when you get it, you can check a gun?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, what you gonna do with it under the plane?

[Jacob]

There's like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, when I say check, check. Like I said, check it. Like, he didn't carry it on.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no, you didn't.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

There.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's what I meant. You can't carry on a gun.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess shipping. I mean, chicken gun doesn't sound that crazy to me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm not gonna say it was just for. I've never seen a gun that big in person, so it was just for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never see those big ass guns they be having down at Port Authority.

[Monet X Change]

This wasn't that girl. This, I'm telling you, it looked like a fucking bazooka.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They always have those big ass fucking guns at Port Authority.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are y' all doing? What is happening? Not Port Authority, Penn Station. What is happening at Penn Station, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

A fucking terrorist attack happened 25 years ago. What do you mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's happening at Penn Station in New York City?

[Monet X Change]

Down the street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, why is it. Why is it just Penn Station?

[Monet X Change]

No, they had them at Port Authority too. They had them in like major homes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have never actually been in.

[Monet X Change]

You have. There's no. You live in New York City for 12 years. You never went to Penn State? Port Authority, Come on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never been to the port. I've never. I've walked past the port. I've never walked into the Port Authority.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Why? Because it's just buses, isn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never took a bus? I took a Peter Pan bus one time, but Peter Pan picks up on like the side of the road. Peter Pan be like a.

[Monet X Change]

Be a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like 114 and three.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I guess that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Peter Pan is actually with the Port Authority.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've been to Port Authority a few times. Have you been to the Amtrak? The one, like, Amtrak down there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think an Amtrak at.

[Monet X Change]

What's the name of the station? Not Penn Station.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Moynihan.

[Monet X Change]

Moynihan, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Moynihan has a Jacob's Pickle.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And they have a magnolia soup, but it's like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a smaller menu. If you want to go to Jacob's Pickle, go to the one you love.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's Pickle, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally.

[Monet X Change]

I was the one that introduced Kimchi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kimchi.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, ask Kimchi who introduced her to who. Jacob's Pickle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. But you didn't introduce me. You said you told me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure I did, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was Naomi Smalls birthday, and Kimchi took her to a restaurant. I was invited, and I went to Jacob's Pickle because Kimchi invited me. It was not you. It was Kimchi. Like, for example, Kim Chi didn't put me on a combio.

[Jacob]

You did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Kim Chi put you on, but she didn't put me on.

[Monet X Change]

No, I put Kim on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. And by the way, I didn't tell y' all this, but Monet thought Cambio was Asian because Kimchi taught it to her.

[Monet X Change]

That is not what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Monet X Change]

That's not why you thought it was

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Asian, because Kimchi told me that is not why. Which is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was Asian because I thought it was very, very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is your last name in drag?

[Monet X Change]

My last name in drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is your last name in drag, bitch? This is an easy question.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you asking me that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

Why are you asking me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

Exchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ok. You speak a little Spanish, right? See, how do you say you're. When people.

[Monet X Change]

Well, let me tell you why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me tell you why they call you Monet Scambio.

[Monet X Change]

I thought that it was Asian because I thought it was very. The way, like, the symbols are. In my mind, it was reminiscent of the Japanese flag. I thought it was a Japanese game. Cause it was like, the red and white and black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's mostly black. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But my brain saw red and white, so I thought it was like. And a lot of the cards as symbols, I thought it was some derivative of, like, the Japanese flag in some way. Some, like, deconstructed version of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Kim being Asian had nothing to do with that? No. Okay. I'm just checking. See, but the. But the cameo is mostly black.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but it has a lot of these red and white symbols. Symbols all over it. So I thought it was like, oh, maybe it's Japanese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't want to speak out of turn here, but I will say that apparently, Jacob, do you see

[Monet X Change]

how I can make that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is a red semicircle connected to a black semicircle, but some of the

[Monet X Change]

cards have a whole red circle on it there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to speak out of turn here, so someone in the chat, please correct me if I'm wrong, but apparently that Japanese, like, sun symbol is really offensive.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm not 100 sure, but, like, it has something to do with colonization and Japan being really messy and, like, colonizing spots in Asia and taking land. And apparently it is a very offensive symbol.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, it's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's akin to other offensive iconography.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, the swastika was. Was taken. It used to be taken.

[Jacob]

I think you're thinking of the rising sun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The rising sun. The sun. The Japan sun symbols, whatever. I call it. The Japan sun symbol. I don't. Yeah, the Japanese sun thing.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That's problematic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, apparently it is quite problematic.

[Monet X Change]

The swastika was. Was. It was.

[Jacob]

This was their flag during World War II. So when Japan was aligned with the Nazis, this was the main flag they were using. So it's kind of associated. Yeah. And Japan was the ones who. They were committing similar Nazi atrocities around, like, the other. In, like, Korea and the other Asian countries. They were the ones who were fighting Asia on behalf of the Nazis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were saying.

[Monet X Change]

I forget now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were saying around talking about. We're talking about cambio. Offensive imagery.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the swastika.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The swastika.

[Monet X Change]

It was originally, like a good symbol, I think. I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you never did your task.

[Jacob]

She did.

[Monet X Change]

I did do my task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it? I literally have no clue. It's been so long.

[Monet X Change]

So I did clock it, but it wasn't saying that. It was just to get you to say a spell. And I was like. I was like, wicked. The fucking boner you have for everything. Wicked. It would be easy. I couldn't even finish. I literally was like, that spell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I couldn't even finish the word spell

[Monet X Change]

before you started spell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to be fair, I did clock it. I said, get me to say the spell. And you said, no.

[Monet X Change]

But that wasn't the task. It was to say. No, you said, my task was to get you to say adaknama. That wasn't a task. It was just to say a spell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so now you know how to retext. But yeah, apparently it was like some pagan symbol. The swastika, Right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was like. It was.

[Jacob]

It was a Hindu symbol.

[Monet X Change]

The Hindu. It was. It was a Hindu and it was not negative. It was like a thing. And then some fucking shady white nationalist fucking Nazi bitch stole it and co opted it for evil.

[Jacob]

I think the good one is also in the reverse direction, so.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't do dare. Don't you dare. So did you see that? Kanye west is now his name gives me chills. He's all these sponsors are pulled out of this European festival wireless. Like all like Pepsi and knickknack and Paddy whack and Yik Yak.

[Monet X Change]

Good. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Argument for me. Like, I'm sad about it. Good.

[Monet X Change]

Did I realize there's a post office right or close to here? I didn't realize that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, doxx me. How do I dox. Dox this pussy? Who said that? Oh, cardi gagon Gia gun. Dox this pussy.

[Jacob]

Oh, I have another piece of trivia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay.

[Jacob]

Who on Twitter have you and J.K. rowling both had public Twitter beef with?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I know.

[Monet X Change]

Azealia Banks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, gotta be. I mean, azalea Banks is. J.K. rowling is the Azalea Banks of the UK of literature.

[Monet X Change]

Literature world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she low key is like she is non stop beefing all the time. What's wrong with this lady?

[Monet X Change]

Do you. Do you play Azalea Banks when you dj?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Do you?

[Monet X Change]

I have once. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did crowd respond?

[Monet X Change]

Fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to play Nicky.

[Monet X Change]

I stopped playing Nicki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I haven't DJed in so long. But last time I did DJ, I told. I remember saying. I said, hey, Barbs, I know y' all having it really hard out there. This was. This is maybe like pride. I know y' all having a hard time. I'm gonna give y' all this five minute gift. And I played like cut up three Nicki songs.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You're doing that gig. I did that gig you're doing with Naomi. I'm very jealous. I did like two years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're allowed to come.

[Monet X Change]

What day is it? Like, you know?

[Jacob]

July 26th.

[Monet X Change]

I believe I'm not available.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you doing that day? Go to her website.

[Monet X Change]

I gotta be in Amsterdam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to her website. So see, this bitch is lying.

[Monet X Change]

Don't give me Amsterdam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're first of your website is up. I'll be fully Shook, shattered and shorn. I think it's the moneyexchange.com. jacob? Yeah? Do you. Do you think right now that you're watching us?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. My USA is so cute. Shout out to.

[Jacob]

Oh, this is cute.

[Monet X Change]

Shout out to Dan Polyak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. Patrick's found dead.

[Monet X Change]

Vampire do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dan Patrick found dead. That's crazy. All right, let's go. What's the date? You don't even have anything out that far. Lion, ass, hoe.

[Monet X Change]

I just have it through me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would you lie to me?

[Monet X Change]

No, I am busy in July 26th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Click on the link. Buy a ticket. Oh, he's such a cunt.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a fucking cunt.

[Jacob]

Hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey. I'm proud of you. This is such a cunt. Monet, this is amazing.

[Monet X Change]

You're still a cunt. I'm literally complimenting you, but you're still a cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you mind doing the podcast and not texting?

[Monet X Change]

I am. I'm gonna be in Royal Oak for Pride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is that?

[Monet X Change]

Michigan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why'd you say Amsterdam?

[Monet X Change]

Cause I go to Amsterdam a few days after that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you doing in Royal Oak, Michigan?

[Monet X Change]

Pride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you gonna do there, bitch? Are you doing jokes? Are you doing a July 11, which

[Jacob]

is your gig with Naomi?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you doing opera? Are you doing a podcast? Are you Hosting?

[Monet X Change]

I get 25 minutes to do whatever I want. I haven't decided on what this show is yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So should we decide right now together? Let's talk about it together. This is a great idea. Oh, my God. Can I design your show? What is wrong with you? You ready? Is it at nighttime?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you on the main stage? Are you on a big stage?

[Monet X Change]

Main stage? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't know how big the main stage is. Royal. No shade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so the lights all go down. Listen. Why are you laughing?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, I'm looking to see if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We'll work around whatever you got. Can you be with me? The lights go down and there's like, a big screen and these dots show up to go boom, boom. But the dots are actually illuminating, like, chunks of you, but they're one at a time. Boom, boom.

[Jacob]

So she's out there already standing there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is. No. In the image on the screen. There's also a Jumbotron in this fantasy.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boom, boom. The crowd is going to go, woo. And then you wait a little bit and it goes boom, boom. They're going to cheer again. You go. You hear this like this, like noise, right? And then I think that's when the dj. We're bringing a dj, we're designing a show. The DJ hits the button. Boom, boom, boom. No. Then all the dots fill up and it's that picture of you. I think it's this one with the. With the blue dress or the purple dress and the tall thing. Right. So soak it up. But then they all. I think what's going to happen is first you walk out and you have this. Have milk make you one of those big tul boas.

[Monet X Change]

I have one in pink. I never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're going to need a bigger one for that planning.

[Monet X Change]

It's already 20ft long. How big?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not big enough. Let's assume the stage is 30ft long. You're gonna. You're gonna have just the tip on your shoulder and the bet they can't see the rest. You walk out, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. But you're walking. You make it across stage. The boa is now the entire length of the stage. The whole length of the stage. And then someone yanks the boa down, your whole dress flies off, and you are in the sluttiest, skankiest bikini you've ever worn in your life. And then it goes into Bitch, I'm Beyonce.

[Monet X Change]

Because they're gonna be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're gonna. You gotta give a bop up top and a bop at the end, right? So it goes right in a bitch, I'm Beyonce. And then.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, and I always close with Beyonce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm creating the show,

[Monet X Change]

so I'll decide what goes where.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when I'm done, you can give me feedback.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You're wearing the outfit and then it goes into body. I think from there you're going to do a little bit of comedy. You're going to talk, but it sounds like stand up. You're going to just say humorous things. If you want, we can pre write them. We can work on them together. And then I think after that, it's going to go into the one that Andy sang for you at your.

[Monet X Change]

Love like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Love like this. You never knew a love like this. They're coming out with all these flags. Rihanna comes out with the Bajan flag. And then the crowd's gonna go crazy. Cause Rihanna, you two are then gonna sing Murderer together. What's that song? I don't wanna do this anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Unfaithful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, whatever that song is, I don't wanna. And you sing it as a duet together. She'll say you'll finally squash the beef. And then I'll get a shout out for bringing you two together. And then I think at the very end, you actually not gonna do one of your songs. Songs. Audra McDonald is going to come out.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you two are going to sing

[Monet X Change]

songs to the moon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that for porn best?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I met a man without a doll. That's his name. From. From Songs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, from Songs for a New World.

[Monet X Change]

It's Songs for a New World. A movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New World is a musical. Re. It's like a musical, but it's just. It's just songs.

[Monet X Change]

It's just like, songs and just, like, on stage. Like, not. Like, not like a play. Like, not. There's no, like, set and, like, no

[Bob the Drag Queen]

thing there can be.

[Monet X Change]

I want to see a production of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's never been on Broadway.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I love that song. And her. Her version of it is my favorite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you. Can you create a show for me now?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, where am I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is gonna be at Columbus, Georgia Pride.

[Monet X Change]

What the fuck was that sound?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my thing. I need to put my. You know what it is? I don't wanna put my phone on vibrate because I always forget to take it off vibrate. And then I end up just missing every text and every call for the next three days, every single time. That's why I don't put my phone on vibrate.

[Monet X Change]

So your phone. Does everyone vibrate?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My phone's on vibrate. Is. Everyone's silent.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, what's my show? Columbus Georgia Pride.

[Monet X Change]

It's Columbus, Georgia Pride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we are at the Bill Heard Theater.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's a theater. It's not outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, mine's a theater show.

[Monet X Change]

A theater show. Okay, so you were on stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know how many of the Bill Hurd Theater seats.

[Monet X Change]

How many seats?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it seats about 2,500. Can we Google that? Jacob, how many. What's the capacity of the Bill Hurd Theater? Because this does manner, I would assume, since you're my artistic director now. The Bill Heard theater in Columbus, Georgia seats 2,000 people.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so we're on stage, we have a big screen and we have rear floating. A big screen on the back and two big ones on the panel. So, like the entire. Like these two on the side are coming off the stage. So the entire stage is covered and you have two on the side as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I already love this.

[Monet X Change]

And then. And then we. And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the two on the side flush against the Wall. They all.

[Monet X Change]

No, they're angled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're angled. Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Angled. So you're creating, like, a world. We also have an LED panel on the floor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's only 2,000 people. I don't know how we're paying for this. Okay, we're moving outside,

[Monet X Change]

and then. So then the lights go down and you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I did. I did. The lights go down.

[Monet X Change]

Every show, the lights fucking go down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't always. Okay, go ahead. The lights go down, and then you

[Monet X Change]

hear, bloodbath, bloodbath, bloodbath, bitch. Bloodbath, blood blath, blood blath, bitch. And the lights flashing, flashing, flashing around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how my song goes.

[Monet X Change]

Bloodbath, bloodbath, bloodbath, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a motherfucking bloodbath, bitch. Can I

[Monet X Change]

I. Remixing the fucking song from How I Went to the show. Bloodbath, bloodbath, bloodbath, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lights, lights, lights, lights.

[Monet X Change]

Bloodbath, bloodbath, bloodbath, bitch. Lights, lights, lights, lights. Then red, then red neon blood starts pouring down the screens. Ooky Kooky is so cool. And it's all white. They just point on the screens, and it's coming onto the LED floor on the panel. As the trap door opens up, as the blood is coming down. You're coming up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What am I wearing?

[Monet X Change]

You're wearing this crazy, crazy red gown. Drips in, like, you know my purple Ivan Ooze gown?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have it.

[Monet X Change]

But yours is the red version.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

And it has red ooze dripping all down. Dripping on down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's making this dress.

[Monet X Change]

Domino Couture. He finally answered your call. He's looking for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wonderful.

[Monet X Change]

Are you coming with the ground? But then the dancers are on little wires, and they're coming down from the ceiling as you're coming up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm excited.

[Monet X Change]

This is your hometown show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So they come down, and then. So they all come down. Creepy, creepy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because people are like, oh, my God,

[Monet X Change]

Bob doing a Halloween number. This is crazy. It's Pride. What are we doing? Ba ba ba ba ba ba, bitch. Then you hear a record strike, a record scratch. And you say you thought it was a Halloween, didn't you? Then you reveal. It's actually a red coat. You reveal, and then Madonna comes out behind you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What time? Oh, it's Pride. Got it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

It's Pride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Pride. Yeah. Cause Pride Atlanta is actually in October.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. It is in October.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it actually is Halloween.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it is Halloween. Duh. It's layered, girl. And what's that Song. You and Madonna, you remix one of her songs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. I'm Madonna with Bitch Like Me.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch Like Me. And it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You hear, she under my dress. Madonna.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. It's like the living dress work. Yeah. But so you reveal she's behind you. The audience doesn't see her yet.

[Jacob]

Got it?

[Monet X Change]

And you hear, da, da, da da. A bitch like me is a stunty queen. Da da da da da. All the dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing. Now there's, like, lights and fun confetti on the screen giving a really, like, flirty thing. And then Madonna come.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Brr.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, I'm Madonna. Then you and Madonna do y' all song together, together, together. And then the screen goes black. Cause now this is like five minutes in. And then. And then you hear he's on down to the drive bucket low. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. With Basit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Basit, Arira Basit. And Ocean Kelly.

[Monet X Change]

And Ocean Kelly. So Basit is singing, and Basit comes from through. There's a panel opens up through the back. Walks out in this amazing couture, Afrikaan look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks kind. She professionally goes by a Rewa now.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Rewa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's her professional name now.

[Monet X Change]

Reiwa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is her last name.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Reiwa. She comes in, he's undone, and then you go off to change. And then so Bassett comes, sings. Ocean Kelly does their verse, and you come out. Do you do your verse? And then the house of Juicy Couture now is coming too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I'm not making any money on the show. Jesus Christ. Am I paying Madonna, or is she doing us a favor?

[Monet X Change]

You're paying Madonna, but she gave me a very special friend and family rate. She didn't pay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did it as a favor.

[Monet X Change]

So it's about $200,000 for friends and family for her one number. And then that happens. And then you do. Then that happens. And then Todrick comes out. No. Then legs go black. Then you hear a call, and Todrick does his line from Roach Killers. No, wrong bitch. No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

first verse. Press verse. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Mr. Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're getting purse verse up top. No, that's the second song in. This is the third song. Ain't got it.

[Monet X Change]

Third song. Short set, only doing 20 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Nice. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much am I getting paid?

[Monet X Change]

You're doing it. You're doing a hometown show. Everything you've made, you're getting paid. You're doing it for the show. Cause it's very about the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I've reinvested everything into the show. Got it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And then so they're giving me at

[Bob the Drag Queen]

least $200,000 to pay my dollars.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My God, Columbus, Georgia is rich now. I love this.

[Monet X Change]

And then you do that, and then that's it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I only have to do 20 minutes and they're going to give me over $200,000.

[Monet X Change]

You are hometown legend Bill Heard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think he's dead now. Is he Bill Hurd? He's got. Bill Hurd has got to be dead.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't know who Bill Hurd even is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the namesake of the Bill Hurd Theater. Got it. He's owned like a bunch of car companies. The Bill Heard Chevrolet.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, catch us on the road. Catch us doing those shows. Monet's doing hers in Royal Oak Mystery, and mine will be in Columbus, Georgia at some point. Yes, but Monet's actually does have a date.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should let me actually be part of one of your creations.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like you will? Really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. All right. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm for real.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna put me on the calls and everything? Can I be the creative director?

[Monet X Change]

It depends on what show. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the title I'm having?

[Monet X Change]

I'm open to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I wanted to be like one of your comedy shows. One of your Yuck yucks. I want to be one where you're doing music.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we're shaking on that part.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Okay. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

That's a wrap. Jacob says.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said thank you.

[Monet X Change]

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[Narrator/Advertiser]

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