Sibling Advicery: Influencer BF/Being Messy

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — Episode Summary

Episode: Sibling Advicery: Influencer BF/Being Messy

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change
Date: January 5, 2026

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Overview

This episode marks the return of "Sibling Advicery," the fan-favorite advice segment where Bob and Monét answer listener questions about love, relationships, family drama, career changes, and being "messy." The queens deliver their advice with their classic irreverent humor and honest opinions, helped by in-studio guests Jacob and Nate, and a surprise drop-in from Katya. The episode covers everything from messy influencer boyfriends to the politics of wedding party invites, dramatic workplace romances, and the risks (and rewards) of following your passion.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Tone: Legal Disclaimers, Drag Queen Style

• [01:08–02:33]
  Bob and Monét stress that while they love giving advice, it’s strictly for entertainment:
  • Bob: “Any advice I give you is for yuck, yucks and jokes only.” [02:18]
  • Monét: “The only thing I am an expert on is drag and looking like a fierce cunt bitch.” [02:06]
• They launch into classic banter about legal liability and who gets to use their shared lawyer.

2. Sibling Chemistry & Troll Dynamics

• [03:04–05:11]
  Bob is accused (accurately) by Monét of being a morning troll—setting up fake Anne Hathaway drama to wind her up.
  • “Do you just wake up in the morning and be like, how am I gonna troll people today?” (Monét, [04:13])
• The duo’s playful rivalry emerges as Monét shares a story of being pranked into thinking a movie copied her.

3. Squid Game Challenges, Games, and Katya Drop-In

• [05:13–10:15]
  The queens discuss the new Squid Game: The Challenge reality show and joke about participating.
• They play a rapid-fire word game—with in-studio chaos—and invite Katya to join:
  • “Bed, butter, bacon, baby, burger, bacon, baby, bed. Go, Kati, go. Oh, that was pretty fast.” (Bob, [09:42])

4. Advice Segment 1: "My Boyfriend’s an Influencer—Help!"

• [10:32–14:45]
  A caller is overwhelmed by their influencer boyfriend’s constant need for content.
• Monét: “This is this person’s livelihood...You came into the situation, this is what it was. You can’t expect them to change their lifestyle because it’s bothering you...either you agree to be part of it or be out.” [11:48]
• Bob: Describes boundaries in showcasing loved ones online, and why not everyone wants attention.
  • “I cannot fathom not wanting attention. I can’t even process not wanting all eyes on me.” [13:49]
• Nate (guest): “Some things are just better left...having it to yourself, right?” [16:34]

Mini-Segment: The Great Lid Debate

• [17:00–21:15]
  Monét shares the domestic drama of “Lidgate”—her partner’s habit of leaving dirty ice cream lids around the house—sparking a hilarious sidetrack about couple pet peeves.

5. Advice Segment 2: "Should I Demote My Sister from Bridesmaid?"

• [22:18–30:32]
  A listener asks if she’s wrong to exclude her absentee sister from her bridal party.
• Bob: Dives into family complexity and boundaries:
  • “It’s okay to invite her to your wedding and make her a plus one, but not have her be a part of your party... you have to feel good this day.” [27:22]
• Monét: Leans toward sentimentality:
  • “Weddings don’t last forever, but wedding pictures do... I would probably just stomach it and let her be my bridesmaid.” [27:09]
• They debate wedding etiquette, plus-one rules, and the emotional calculus of family drama.

6. Work Romance Messiness

• [32:30–34:04]
  A gay man admits he began dating a coworker who left his boyfriend for him—only to lose interest. He asks how long to wait before dumping him without being “messy.”
• Bob: “The way you get him is the way you lose him.”
• Monét: “Tell him immediately. Girl, you didn’t acceptably wait for him while he was in his relationship.” [33:49]
• Both agree: break up ASAP, don’t drag it out for politeness’ sake—it’s already messy.

7. Sugar Babies, Gifts, & Calvin Klein

• [36:15–40:24]
  A tangent emerges about trading gifts in relationships, sugar daddy fantasies, and who at the table could be a sugar baby.
  • “There’s a lot of mouth for a sugar baby.” (Bob, [40:12])
  • “What is your net worth?” (Monét, [40:21])

8. Advice Segment 4: "Should I Quit My Soulless Corporate Job for Passion?"

• [41:12–47:59]
  A queer woman asks whether she should leave her soul-draining sales job to follow her creative dreams.
• Monét: Reflects on leaving a stable job at the Yale Club for drag:
  • “You have to be comfortable with the fact that you may never make as much money... and you have to be okay with that.” [43:46]
• Bob: Shares his contrast—waiting tables instead of office work to preserve time for comedy and drag.
  • “My job did not feel soul-draining...it let me do stuff I wanted to do.” [45:16]
• They agree: try to straddle both for a while, then lean in when your passion proves itself viable.

9. Making Steve Irwin Funny for Snatch Game

• [48:19–54:20]
  A Vancouver drag queen asks: how would you make Steve Irwin funny on Drag Race?
  • Bob: “Go really over the top...Crikey!...Avoid any jokes about stingrays, but read other queens as animals.” [49:32]
  • Suggests physical comedy, animal references, crowd work.
  • “It just has to be recognizable.” [52:22]
  • “If you’re bold—at some point, bring out a gallon of Vegemite and just eat it by the spoon.” [53:18]
• Monét: “I have nothing to add here. That is great.” [50:36]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On influencer boyfriends:
  “You know what the deal is. So either you agree to be a part of it or be out.” – Monét, [11:48]

• On demanding attention:
  “I cannot fathom not wanting attention. I can’t even process not wanting all eyes on me.” – Bob, [13:49]

• Amused by sugar baby negotiations:
  “There’s a lot of mouth for a sugar baby.” – Bob, [40:12]
  “Shut your baby bitch mouth. Put this dick in your mouth.” – Bob (in sugar daddy character), [40:32]

• Advice on ending a messy relationship:
  “The way you get him is the way you lose him.” – Bob, [33:51]
  “Tell him immediately.” – Monét, [33:49]

• Wedding etiquette realness:
  “Weddings don’t last forever, but wedding pictures do last forever.” – Monét, [27:09]
  “You have to feel good this day.” – Bob, [27:22]

• On work versus passion:
  “You have to be comfortable with the fact that you may never make as much money as you would have... and you have to be okay with that.” – Monét, [43:46]
  “My job did not feel soul-draining... it let me do stuff that I wanted to do.” – Bob, [45:16]

• Steve Irwin Snatch Game tips:
  “Avoid any jokes about stingrays, but read other queens as animals.” – Bob, [49:47]
  “Bring out a gallon of Vegemite and just eat it by the spoon.” – Bob, [53:18]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:08] – Legal disclaimers and setting advisory boundaries
• [03:04] – Bob trolls Monét: "Anne Hathaway is making a movie about you!"
• [05:13] – Squid Game discussion
• [10:32] – Caller: Dating an influencer content creator
• [17:00] – "Lidgate:" Couples’ passive-aggressive habits
• [22:18] – Caller: Should I demote my absentee sister from my wedding party?
• [32:30] – Caller: Workplace romance gone messy
• [41:12] – Caller: Should I quit my soulless job for my passion?
• [48:19] – Caller: How to make Steve Irwin funny on Snatch Game

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Tone & Style

• The energy is playful, irreverent, and unfiltered—equal parts real talk and sharp wit.
• The queens go deep with their advice but never let things get heavy, leavening personal anecdotes and listener dilemmas with jokes, side stories, and drag wisdom.

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For Those Who Haven’t Listened

This episode is a masterclass in how to serve unfiltered advice, hilarious storytelling, and honest, relatable wisdom—all wrapped up in riotous drag wit. Whether you’re navigating influencer relationships, messy siblings, career pivots, or just want to know how to slay as Steve Irwin, Bob and Monét’s comic chemistry—and their sometimes savage, always helpful advice—will leave you cackling and thinking in equal measure.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is everyone's favorite segment of civil rivalry's back.

[Monet X Change]

No, don't say like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have it pinned on our profile.

[Monet X Change]

Don't say like that. I think a lot of fans do like it. There's a small, loud minority of cousins that really let us have it about advice. They're like, oh, cousin boy. It's very cousin behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, advisory is back. Macaroni cheesy. And I'm gonna give you all advice. I want to say before we get started, this advice should not be taken in any. Okay, I'm speaking for myself. Monet always says I'm a professional.

[Monet X Change]

I did not always.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money always. Go, take my advice, huh? I'm a motherfucker pro.

[Commercial Narrator]

You don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I said. I said I'm a pro in drag. That's what I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's debatable. Listen, y', all, I am not a therapist. I am not a lawyer. I am not an accountant. I am not a counselor.

[Monet X Change]

But he's a fierce queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I am a fierce queen. Any advice that we give you, that I give you, I can speak for me. Any advice that I give you. This is for entertainment purposes only. Do you want to give your own individual thing?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, guys, the only thing that I am an expert on is drag and looking like a fierce cunt bitch. So anything outside of that I'm probably not an expert on. You can take my advice, but I would not, you know, say I would not take it as Bible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, if I give for legal reasons. If you ask for drag advice also, don't take that. I am protecting myself legally. Monet wants to be accountable for whatever in your life. I do not want to be accountable. Every advice I give you is for yuck, yucks, and jokes only.

[Monet X Change]

You're right. I don't want to be accountable. I want to be accountable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is entertainment purposes only, so any advice that Bob the Drag Queen gives you on this beautiful, lovely podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Thanks, Brett Green.

[Monet X Change]

It's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better give your lawyer a hard. A hard time.

[Monet X Change]

Well, also, Bob is. You're such a. You're such a fucking troll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How am I a troll?

[Monet X Change]

What I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that a real.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Is that a real reaction to that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you, like.

[Monet X Change]

Are you trolling me with that answer? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I do. How am I a troll?

[Monet X Change]

What is wrong with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did I do? You have a problem.

[Monet X Change]

One example, I am working out this morning at the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're already lying.

[Monet X Change]

I get a call from Bob, and he's like, monet, girl, you need to call Brett.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You need to get.

[Monet X Change]

You need to lawyer up. Brett Green is our lawyer, which you stole from me. I had Brett first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

You were with that person from Matlon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened then? First of all, I'm still with Gang Tire.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? So why do you need two lawyers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some of us have more business than us.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, anyway, because you know that I'm on the way. Anyway, so then I'm like. He's like, monet, you gotta call Brett. Like, this is crazy. I'm like, what? He's like, anne Hathaway is doing a movie modeled exactly as, like, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm still concerned.

[Monet X Change]

I'm telling you, Monet, you have to lawyer up. You can sue them for infringement, whatever

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the fuck you say. I'm like, they're using your likeness.

[Monet X Change]

They're using your likeness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, what?

[Monet X Change]

He's like. He's like, you know, I didn't want to. Like, we have to be together. When you see this, which. That should have been a red flag. I'm like, why would we need to be together to see it? Cut to is this fucking video that has nothing to do with my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has everything to do with. You're gonna tell me there's no parallels between that movie and your life? Not one.

[Monet X Change]

Not one. So you're a Troll. Do you just wake up in the morning and be like, how am I gonna troll people today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you wake up in the

[Monet X Change]

morning and you think, how are you gonna troll people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, sometimes I wake up in the afternoon. Sometime I take a nap, wake up in the middle of the evening, so I fall asleep on the couch, wake up in the middle of the night

[Monet X Change]

sometimes. Can we go on to the first advisory, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you watching any TV right now?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I just finished watching Squid game, the challenge, which Mariah knows the winner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a new squid game challenge.

[Monet X Change]

They've done a new one already.

[Jacob]

Yeah, there's already a winner.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Mariah knows the winner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mariah Escobar. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

She's like, oh, yeah, my homegirl. I was like, for real?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, $4 million, right?

[Monet X Change]

$4.5 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a lot of Monet.

[Monet X Change]

It is a lot. And one person wins it. It's not like multiple people can win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The odds are not in your favor. It's 250 contestants.

[Monet X Change]

Are you fucking crazy, bitch? 450.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's 450 now.

[Monet X Change]

It's. It's the. The first time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too many people.

[Monet X Change]

Would you ever compete? Compete a squid game challenge?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think I would win. It's the odd. Because it's odd if it's just chance. I also. I. I want to do a squid game challenge today with you. You get a box. One person gets a box, and there is money in the box. You have to. Then the other person. So I get to see the box. I get to see what's going on.

[Monet X Change]

We've done this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't get to see it. And then you have to decide if you want to take the box or if you want to give me the box.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we. We've done this before. Do you remember who won the last time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

It was me.

[Jacob]

I'm trying to pull something up.

[Danielle]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, There's a musical.

[Monet X Change]

I won it the last time we did this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you pointing at? Oh, the.

[Guest/Caller]

The.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead and mute that. All right, y', all, let's go ahead and do. Actually, I can't mute it because I

[Jacob]

have a challenge I want you to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, okay. What's the challenge?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you don't. You. You don't run this. Jake could run this. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this the challenge?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Jacob]

We're gonna start with Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I love this.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay, wait. Pause really quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, you're trying to. You trying to Practice.

[Monet X Change]

No. Fruity trebles. DeSean sent me this. He said. He did. He said you and Bob have to do this on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you ready? Who's going first? I don't know what. He's together.

[Shannon Maldonado]

No.

[Jacob]

I'm gonna start with Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, no. Why is.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know what's happening. Let's start with Bob.

[Jacob]

Tomato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait, wait. Pause it. Let's describe.

[Monet X Change]

Is there an example of it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pa. What happens is you have to say the things on beat like this. Here we go. Here we go.

[Monet X Change]

I'm overly simulated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it is dog, cat, dog, cat, dog, cat, dog, cat.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, my turn. Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My turn. This is cat, dog, cat, cat, dog, dog, cat, cat. You're up, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What the fuck am I looking at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go. I don't know what it is. Go. Loser.

[Monet X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Loser. No, no, that was, like, over. No, that one is overly hard, but I did one that. It was like. It was like spoons and oranges. It is. I was. I was in my bathroom. Like, you ever get out of the shower and get on your phone? Okay, no, this one, I was drying off, and, like, I. I didn't even give it to how I had completely dried all the time. I had finished one of these. Why were you out the shower?

[Monet X Change]

You just like, phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used my shower in the shower.

[Monet X Change]

In the shower?

[Commercial Narrator]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Use my phone in the shower.

[Monet X Change]

It's five minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ten minutes. I'm in the shower for five minutes.

[Monet X Change]

How long do you follow?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like 10 minutes. I have to wash my hair. I have to wash my body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, n. Got hair.

[Jacob]

All right, do this one next. You're going to take turn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Mo's going first.

[Monet X Change]

Bad. Butter, bacon, baby, burger, bacon, baby, butter. That's you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I thought you mean the whole thing. Go. Go back, go back. Wait, go back, go back, go back. I thought you mean when I'm doing the whole thing, I'm gonna do the whole thing. All right, go back. This is so loud. Money first.

[Monet X Change]

Bed, butter, bacon, baby, burger, bacon, baby, bun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here we go. Egg, burger, burger, bacon. A bum, but burger,

[Monet X Change]

burger, bacon, egg, cheese, dog, dog, guy, bacon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a monkey. Here we go. Bed, butter, burger, bacon, baby, bomb, bomb, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Bed, egg, baby, cheese, butter, bacon, burger, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's do. Okay, all of them together. You and me hold hands. Hold hands.

[Monet X Change]

Ready?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here we go together. Bad. Butter, bacon, baby, burger, bacon, baby, bed, egg, butter, birkin, bacon, Burger, baby, bed, Burger, bacon, egg, cheese, dog, hat, monkey, bad. Butter, burger, bacon, baby, Bomb, bomb, baby, bad egg, baby, cheese. Butter, bacon, burger B. That shit makes my heart race.

[Monet X Change]

It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls in my bedroom, in my bathroom, by myself, Butt naked. Bomb, baby, butter, spoon, spoon, baby, butter, bacon.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Kati, you can come in here. We're doing the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, guys, y', all. We have a special guest hopping in. Come on over here. Give it up for Katya Zamalochi Kova. We're podcasting. Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to do one? Katya, you guys come and do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Katya, do one. So I'm going to demonstrate one, and you have to do the second one. You ready?

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, hold on. And so I'm going to do one. You ready? It goes like this. You got to go. Bed, butter, bacon, baby, burger, bacon, baby, bed. Go, Kati, go. Oh, that was pretty fast.

[Commercial Narrator]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Co. Again. Coffee. Go.

[Monet X Change]

What is that word? A burger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got this. I got this. Go ahead. Oh, shit.

[Monet X Change]

All right, back to the podcast at hand. Oh, my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That game gets my blood sugar up.

[Monet X Change]

It's too much. It's a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It makes me, like.

[Monet X Change]

But now I feel in a great place to give advice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In a great place. In fact. Take my advice now. Let's do it. All right, Our first one.

[Monet X Change]

Let's hear it.

[Caller]

Hi, sibling marvelry. So I've been dating this guy for about six months now, and he is a influencer with a good amount of followers. But sometimes I feel like it bridges into our personal life. For example, whenever we go out, anywhere we go, there's always a photo shoot. There's always me taking multiple photos of him. Different angles, different lightings. He's always filming, he's always posting stuff. And it's starting to feel obtrusive into our relationship. But I also understand this is what he does professionally. This is how he makes money. So I don't know how to ask him to do it less. What do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta be honest, this feels like a question for Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I was about to say. I was like. Tal didn't have to disguise his voice

[Jacob]

to do this video.

[Monet X Change]

Just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, answer this question, please.

[Jacob]

I don't. I don't have a. A specific take. This is. I mean, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a very similar experience, I would say.

[Jacob]

Yeah, but I mean, I think, like, you're. You're on, but also you have a lot of moments where you're off. Like when you. When we go out to. Like, when we go out, you're not, like, making Content and like doing that stuff. Like you have specific times where you're making content and then it's scheduled and then once you're done, you're done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm not really a content creator though. Like, I'm. I'm on TikTok and I'm on Instagram and I do create content. But I would not classify myself as a, as a, as a TikToker. I would say my fame comes from. I'm a reality TV personality.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I've seen, I've seen these people, these influencer content creator types that are like. Well, it seems like watching their social media, like everywhere they go, it's like a. It's like a thing like, yeah, they're going out to dinner, they're vlogging it. It's like the whole is all the time. So I would say if you think this behavior is impeding on your joy in the relationship, like two things like, this is this person's livelihood. They clearly are making a living from doing this. So you can't ask them to stop because now you're part of the picture. I'm like, you came. Like, I have a hard time because you came into the situation. This is what it was. You can't expect them to change their livelihood and their lifestyle because it's bothering you and it's annoying you. You know what the deal is. So either you agree to be a part of it or be out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Especially. It's his job. It's not like this is literally how he's sleeps and eats and lives in a home. You know what I mean? And I'm not going to say you knew what you're getting stuff into, because I actually don't agree with. People say that. But you knew who you were dating.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You knew who were dating you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe he shocked you and you're like, oh, I didn't know who you were. Cuz not all. Everyone knows all influencers. But if you knew who he was before, maybe you've been new. You know what I mean? And I got to be honest with you, I want to talk about something real quick. It's like I. I do not feel comfortable. Thank you. There are certain people I do not feel comfortable like filming. Right. Like, so there are people who go home and feel content with their families. Nate is one of our friends who has a lot of family content. My family, I feel like they're gonna be like, put your motherfucking camera down. Like, I'd be like, oh, my God, my Aunt Hazel is so Funny, the world would love Aunt Hazel, but I feel like if I put the phone, she'll be like, boy, put that camera down. Like, I feel like they don't want to be on the Internet like that. And sometimes I just want to share. So I schedule it sometime. Like, I scheduled Uncle Steve on the podcast. I scheduled my mother on the podcast or YouTube videos with my mom. We watch WAP together, remember? Watch WAP together. But you have to, like, schedule so they can, you know, do their thing because everyone's not always camera ready. Some people are just shy. Some people just don't. Some people just. Which by the kind of way I know, it blows my mind. Some people just don't want to be famous. Some people don't like attention. I cannot fathom not wanting attention. I can't even process not wanting all eyes on me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think because you're, you're an artist and you, you like fame and you like, you like attention. But, yeah, I think, yeah, I think it's hard for me to, to understood for people who are not, who don't want that. It's not unfathomable. But I'm always like, oh, you don't want to even do it just like a little bit. So, yeah, but that exists. And again, I mean, again, I don't think it's, you know, what you're getting into, but at this point, you know what it is. So now you have to, you have to decide if you want to stay in there or if you want to leave.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are certain things, there is certain kinds of content that I don't want to be a part of.

[Monet X Change]

Only fans content.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to be a part of only fans content. That was why I was, that was on the top of my mind. But, like, I don't mind being a couple on the Internet. I don't want to make couples content. I don't mind people knowing who I'm dating. I don't want to make couples content.

[Monet X Change]

Meaning, like, because you have made couples content. But you mean like, like, like, like that's not, that's not your entire thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've made very little. I made a video with Jacob and Ezra years ago.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And outside of that, I don't think

[Monet X Change]

that's a big couple's content video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying, like, that was five years ago. Like, I, I, that was the last. I mean, there are things where my partners are in what I'm doing, but I'm not. I was like, who's the first, who is the first to fall in love. Who is the first say I love you or they make those videos where they're like the, the, the, the point of the video is that they are in love. The point of the video is that they are a couple. They're kissing in the video. I don't think there's any footage of me kissing any body sexually on the Internet anywhere. They're like smooth, they're, they're cuddling on the couch. They are, they're, they're saying like there, it's like a whole video of you like holding hands and spinning at the park and got your foreheads resting on each other and you're like that. To me, that is like the cringiest level of social media content there is.

[Monet X Change]

Really easily. I don't, I don't feel that way about it. That way. I mean, when I, when I, when. I mean, sometimes I followed us like you have someone like Nara Smith, right? Whole thing is like making food and eating clean, but it's a root. But I guess that's more about her fam because it involves her children, but also what she does for her husband. And they do lovey dovey stuff. And I don't think it's cringy. I mean, I think to each his own.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she's cooking, I think it's cute. When he comes in and starts nuzzling her, it's cringe to me.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean like. Nick, you come in real quick. Do you mind being on camera for one second? So Nate is a very popular content creator and. But you don't make, you're in a relationship, but you don't make couples content. Talk to the mic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no, I don't, I don't know. I think some things are just better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look closer to the mic.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. I think some things are just better left. Like having it to yourself, right? Yeah, certain things. I mean, but it depends because I'm also open to doing couples things here and there, like little cute stuff. But for the most part I just feel like that's for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is your partner shy?

[Monet X Change]

Not really. But also he doesn't really care for it, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like I have a couple of things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or do you want to be, do you want to do the content with him? Can you find a way to incorporate his likes and his career?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe that's not his. Maybe that's not his. Maybe, Maybe the, the guy doesn't want to make a couple's. Couple's content. He's like, I want his to like Just be the what it is. Like, I have things here and there with Andy. Like, sometimes Andy's in my stories. Sometimes I have a video I put up here one time about this lid gate, which Lydgate has blown up. Every time there's a lid now, people just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're wrong about it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. People send me pictures of lids all the time. Taylor said that. You're wrong. You're doing too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a lid.

[Jacob]

Can you reiterate, Lydgate?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so what happened is, is that we had a housekeeper come. The housekeeper cleans. Oh, you literally have a. Anyway, I'm not doing this. We've hashed this out like 18 times on the podcast. Anyway, Hazard became Andy clean and then literally she left at like 5:00'. Clock. By 5:22. Andy is obsessed with his ninja creamy. Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I put him on that.

[Monet X Change]

Probably Andy has like. Andy will eat three ice creams a day. These, like, protein ice creams.

[Caller]

Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy eats a lot. No, Yo, Andy was. We were literally at a friendsgiving in the room full of people. By the way, there's a table with so much food on it. Like, I was there. Yeah, you were there too. Friends giving Kim.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was a table with so much. There was like more food than anyone could eat. And then Andy still looked at someone else plate and literally said the words, are you going to eat that? It's not about.

[Monet X Change]

It's about the waste. Because the person. The person was done with their plate. He was like, oh, well, it was right there. I'll just finish it off for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not about are you going to eat. That is. What about the food on the table? I might go to waste, but we don't know.

[Monet X Change]

But that was going to go in the garbage anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you going to eat that? I was like, are you going to eat that? As a crazy. Like, Andy will eat your food.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, he has no qualms at all. And I tell you, it is impressive. The amount of food that Andy can consume is gaggy. Anyway, sorry.

[Monet X Change]

And then so he had made an ice cream and so he finished the ice cream and he takes the dirty lid that had the chocolate on it. He just leaves it on the counter. Y', all, the house is spick and span. The housekeeper left 22 minutes ago. So I walk in and. But again, this is. Andy does this all the time. He will, like, make ice cream and just leave the lid on top of the toaster, on top of the air fryer. But this one Was crazy because it was literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the sink.

[Monet X Change]

This is the lid. I'm like, just put it in the sink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just move it over for him.

[Monet X Change]

No, because this happened. This is several times a day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But just put it in the sink for him.

[Monet X Change]

No, I do. I do a lot for Andy. I clean up after Andy and a lot of other aspects. Does he not do anything for you? I'm not walking around and picking up a lid after this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he not do anything for you?

[Monet X Change]

He does, but I'm not walking. I'm not putting a lid in this thing out there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if he's like, I'm not doing the stuff for you?

[Monet X Change]

Then no more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then, no.

[Monet X Change]

But there are a lot. There is a line. I can't do everything for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just a lid. And it's literally like this.

[Commercial Narrator]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

If it's that easy, you just do it. So then I walk in and he's like. So there's a video. It's on my Instagram, about lid gang. I posted a video about the lid, and the comments were split. But now people just send me pictures of their lids all the time. A lot of people with their partners, they're like girls. Same over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be fair, I didn't realize the lid was dirty. I thought it was a clean lid. And you don't like the thing it

[Monet X Change]

was on the lid. No, it's a dirty lid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But still, just put in the sink. Like, for example, something that happens around my house, both my places, by the way, is that I'm dating guys who wear contacts. These contacts in the cases never make it in the trash can. The contacts, the. And it's the same thing. It's these little. It's these little, like, pod things. And then you open it up, and there's contacts in each one. And they put them on. And they just put them on the thing. If I see it, I'm just like, I'll just throw it away. It's really not that bad.

[Monet X Change]

And that's for you. I'm not interested in doing that. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not worrying. I'm not walking and pick, which I do in other aspects for my partner, pick up after them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone just live with the cups on the counter with the lids on the counter.

[Monet X Change]

Sit again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you willing to just live with the lids on the counter?

[Monet X Change]

No, because now he puts them. Did someone make a dress out of those?

[Jacob]

This is a cunty dress made out of contact cases.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, do the. Do the mute first. The mute first. Baby, the volume first, and then play it. There we go. No, baby, on the screen right there. Oh, it's contact lens. Oh, it's a contact case. Yeah, baby, I'm right now. I could have made a thousand of these by now in my home. A thousand of these?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob be putting them little contact cases all over the place.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, so we say all that to say, sometimes I'd be like, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

put your contacts on right here. I'd be like, what were you doing in this spot? It'd be like a bookshelf to the side. Like, why are you putting your contacts on by the bookshelf? Because it's convenient, I assume. It's usually by the bathroom. It's usually in the bathroom. And Jacob has a different bathroom than I do, so I don't really see them much anymore, to be honest.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Oh, wow.

[Jacob]

Separate bathroom.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, New age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very new age. Me and Raven on the same time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Let's go on to the next advice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say it has really made my life a lot easier having two separate bathrooms too, because Jacob has a lot of products. I think Jacob has more products than he's using. It takes up the entire sink counter space. And, I mean, there's, like, enough room to, like, put down, like, your phone maybe dangling off the edge.

[Monet X Change]

Like, how many products would you say if you had to give a number?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had to guess right now, I would say in Jacob's bathroom, from the edge of the toilet all the way over to the sink. Minimum, 30 products.

[Jacob]

Oh, well, some of them are decorative.

[Monet X Change]

Let's listen to this. 30 products is crazy.

[Caller]

Hey, y'. All, I'm Teonna, and I have two sisters on my dad's side. He's no longer here, and we have different mothers. And, you know, dad's side is already complicated. So June 2023, I got engaged. I let my older sister know that she will be a bridesmaid. November of that year, I went dress shopping, and I could only invite three people, and she was highly pissed off that I didn't invite her. December, I had a girls night. She didn't show up or care to let me know that she wasn't showing up. 2024 comes around in April. She gets me into a fashion show, which I had greatly appreciated. After that, we didn't have much communication. I invited her to a cookout. She didn't show up. I called her the day of. She said she was asleep. I said, okay, girl. My birthday graduation party comes around. She don't show up or communicate before The New Year, I let her know that I wanted to see her and I missed her. She told me, meet her at the gym. I said, girl, I'm trying to kiki and conversate. Let me know when you're available. This past Saturday, I had a housewarming, and she didn't show up. And as all this is happening, our younger sister and I are getting closer. Will I be an asshole to have my younger sister in the wedding and not my older sister? I try to keep in mind that she was getting her realtor license, but does that excuse the lack of communication and just simply not being there? How would I move forward with my older sister once these save the dates come in the mail? I don't know if I'm being too sensitive, but if y' all are getting what I'm saying, how do I also let her know that she cannot have a plus one because this wedding is expensive, and plus ones are only for married couples in the wedding party, so her girlfriend wouldn't be able to come.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, I appreciate the savagery. Weddings are expensive, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No plus one is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That is a little crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But telling me to come to your thing and I can't bring nobody, and I don't know nobody, and you and

[Monet X Change]

me fighting, you know people. It's your family there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we don't know. It sounds like. Based on the way someone said, and I'm just assuming here, my sister's on my dad's side. It sounds like either y' all didn't grow up together or. Or y' all are not that close. Because, like, me and my brother Justin, we have the same mother. We have different fathers. But I don't ever say my brother from my mom's side. I just say my brother because we grew up together. We grew up in the same house. We lived together for 18 years. No, 16 years, I guess, because he was older than I am. We lived together for 16 years, and that's my brother. I've never got the half brother, half sister thing. I would never say that I have two half brothers, but I would just never say I have a half brother. But even though my younger brother, who is 21 years younger than me, I don't even say my father, my brother from my dad's side, I just say my younger brother. I have a younger brother. I have an older brother. And I mean, maybe it's easier for me because I'm. I'm right in the middle between the

[Monet X Change]

two, but I think that's different her, because she. She asked her to be a bridesmaid. So they clearly had. So you are close there because you asked her to be a bridesmaid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe they're reconciling. Like, for example, I didn't meet my brother until he was 14 years old. You know what I mean? So I am trying to now play catch up with my. With my younger brother. I didn't know him for his first 14 years of life. We knew each other existed, but we didn't know each other. Right. So then we had to do double time. He's coming to visit me at gigs, I'm going to his graduation. We're talking on the phone a lot. We have to do a lot of catching up because we didn't know each other. You know what I mean? So it sounds like these two are doing some catching up or trying to. Or they were. They just didn't. They weren't too close because of their. Their weird relationship with their. With their deceased father or the side of the, you know, dad side is complicated, as she said. So you are going to have to do more work to get to know each other because of the estrangement through your father's side of the family or the. Or the weirdness through your father's side of the family. So, yeah, you got to do. Do a little extra work. I think it's fine to say you can't come to my wedding. That's totally fine. You can invite anyone to your wedding. I do think if you invite someone somewhere, they should at least get a plus one, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

I think so too. And I think you have to. I think the plus one, taking away the plus one is a little while to me because, you know, just for the comfort and just to make sure it's all copacetic, like, just be cool with that one extra person. I mean, 100, probably an extra $200 for this person, but chuck it up to the wedding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, who's to decide? Like, you got to be married, you can't be dating. Like, what do you mean? What she said. Plus one's only for married people.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is that what she said?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said her girlfriend can't come. I don't know. I don't know if her sister is a lesbian or if she said her girlfriend can't come. Maybe that's just her friend.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. But what if. What if my friend is as close to me as your husband is to you?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I don't think you can put parameters on what someone's plus one is going to Be at a wedding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree.

[Monet X Change]

But in regards to taking her off of being a bridesmaid, I think that you have to think about. I mean, I'm getting a little different read from Bob. I know Bob is saying, like the catch up thing, but I'm getting that y' all were cool and now she's like, switch. She's been switching it up on you for the past year and a half, two years. So now you feel worried about having her as a bridesmaid. I will say weddings, wedding pictures. Weddings don't last forever, but wedding pictures do last forever. And that moment, all those feelings of videos will last forever. You have to say to yourself, will I look back and be sad that she was not my bridesmaid? Even though we had a little rough patch, which I guess tweet is not a rough patch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little even more than just thinking the pictures last forever. I would say this. It is okay to invite her to your wedding and make her a plus one, but not have her be a part of your party. Because you have to feel good at your wedding. Yeah, you need to feel good. This is a very, very important day. In theory, you only get to do this once. We all know that's not true. But I hope for you it's just one time. If that's what you want, by the way, I hope whatever you get, whatever you want. But like, you have to feel good this day. So now you got this in the back of your head thinking about your problem with your sister. You might just feel better if she's just not there.

[Monet X Change]

But to say if she's a bridesmaid or just sitting in the audience, both are going to be like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the bride maids are like, around you more than sitting in the audience.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are like up there in the suite with you. They're there when the makeup artist doing your makeup. They're doing all that stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

So, yes, I think you had to decide what is going to give you the most peace that day. What you what, what are you going to feel the best about? If it was me, but almost it's about me, I would probably just stomach it and let her be my bridesmaid and just go along with it for me. But that's because I'm me and I'm a fucking mess. Because I would think about the like afterwards and I would think about, we probably will be friends again. Like, let's say Bob and I had a rough batch for a year. Like, I. And you know, I would still have Bob in my bridal party because he's my best friend. And I know, I know in my heart, I think that we will move on from it. And I think long term, I would like to know that he was there for me even though we weren't on the best of terms that day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I haven't been. I haven't been offered a position in the wedding yet.

[Monet X Change]

Cause there is no position. We're not doing any bridal party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just said you have it in your bride party.

[Monet X Change]

I said if I. If. We're talking about a hypothetical situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't get to have any roles of authority in your wedding? Why do you want a role of

[Monet X Change]

authority in my wedding?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just asking. So to be clear, I have no role of authority.

[Monet X Change]

What role of authority would you want?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, there's planning.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm hiding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying there's planning, there's cooking. I make a great Mac and cheese. It's been vouched for several times.

[Monet X Change]

You are such an unserious person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is bridesmaid slash groom, best man, which I am certain. Makeup, which I'm overqualified for.

[Monet X Change]

Overqualified.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could design your garments. I could do the toast. I could make a speech. I could do a routine, a stand up comedy routine.

[Monet X Change]

You don't understand how comedy. You know, you're not doing a stand up comedy routine. You could do. You could start the same. Start the speeches, the toasts, and it's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

going to turn into sound comedy.

[Monet X Change]

It's not. Well, I. We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There will be uproarious laughter.

[Monet X Change]

We do want to be. We do want to do a roast, actually. So you. You can be the roast master.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

For a position.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was that so hard?

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, that's my advice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would. Is Andy okay for a roast?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Andy's temperament. Like that. Andy like he be sensitive sometimes?

[Monet X Change]

No, he's not sensitive like that because I'm going in. Yeah, I want you to go in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I talk? What's off limits?

[Monet X Change]

Nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about his family?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think he's fine with his family, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I make fun of his niece getting her phone snatched in Brazil?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I make fun of his aunt breaking both her wrists?

[Monet X Change]

That might be a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So their things are. See, I'm trying to find the limit. Whoa, whoa. Talk to him. I'm trying to find the limit.

[Monet X Change]

Talk to him. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He might.

[Monet X Change]

He might be okay with it. I don't know. But I think that's a conversation. It's not for me to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's some great wordplay in there.

[Monet X Change]

It's not for me to say. That's for Andy to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So that's what I would do, my love. I would stomach it. Just have her be a part of it. Because long term I would want to know that like I, I had, I had them a part of it. That's what I would do. And Bob, you're saying no, you would not have them a part of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've never had a fallout with either of my siblings, but I will say I have two uncles I don't talk to and if I got married, they can't come. So. But I. But I don't talk to them. That's different. We are like not. We are. No contact.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no contact. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But listen, if y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Monet X Change]

If you are a person who wants to get advice from two of the most baldest. Oh no, not anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm still bald. I'm still working on it.

[Monet X Change]

Two of the most baldest, beautiful bitches in the land. Submit. Go to our Patreon. Our patrons are the only people who can ask and seek advice from us. Now you may get advice at the end of a standup show if the Bob has been doing comedy for an

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hour and cocaine and he's drunk and high as shit.

[Monet X Change]

You may get it for me when I have finished this show and I haven't done any alcohol. I haven't had one single drink. You don't want to sober thing for me. I'm not sober right now. I'm high.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet's her best when she's high.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Go to our Patreon so you can submit your question and we'll take a break. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made fifteen dollar bills. But it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's take our next. And we're back. Let's get Our next piece of advice that y' all need up in here.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay.

[Guest/Caller]

First of all, I know this is messy. I'm a gay man in my 20s and I started a little workplace romance with one of my other co workers and he had a boyfriend. And over the course of a month or two, he ended up leaving his boyfriend and we started dating and he kind of left his boyfriend for me. Now we've been together for three months and I'm realizing it's not really the fantasy and I'm not really feeling it. What is an acceptable amount of time to wait before dumping him to not be messy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a mess, you home wrecking homosexual.

[Jacob]

This person is a patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying. I said what I said.

[Monet X Change]

So I don't agree that about homewrecking. I was like, I don't think he broke up the thing. Like, they probably had. It's not his fault they broke up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dating someone in a monogamous relationship, in my opinion, is bad. It is bad. If you're dating someone who you know is in a monogamous relationship, you are as bad as the people cheating.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. But I wouldn't say that he's a. Cause like, I think there are multiple reasons at that point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got just one home wrecker. There's a lot of wrecking balls destroying this home.

[Monet X Change]

And it sets him up on time. Girl, tell him immediately. What are you waiting for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say this. The way you get him is the way you lose him.

[Monet X Change]

100.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But obviously you don't even want him.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So let him know. I don't understand the acceptable amount of time. Bitch, you didn't acceptably wait for him to. For him while he was in his relationship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Girl, you're a mess. I'm not gonna lie. This is messy. You are. This is cr. This is crazy. You need to let this man go. Let this man go. His relationship is already ruined. He's lost everything. He's lost everything. Do it before you move in together. How about that?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. Imagine moving in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do it before he buys you something expensive.

[Monet X Change]

No, wait till. Wait till the expensive gift. Get the nice. If there's a Christmas is around the corner, wait till after Christmas. I. I'll wait till the new year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you doing gifts this year?

[Jacob]

Probably not.

[Monet X Change]

What we going to do one. You want to shake on it? Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been burned.

[Monet X Change]

I've been burned too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever been burned by a gift you gave me?

[Monet X Change]

But what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever been ruined by a gift you gave me?

[Monet X Change]

First of all the ring. Where's the ring? Do you still have the ring?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it's in my beds. You always ask me questions, how do

[Monet X Change]

you never wear it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Jacob]

It didn't fit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little big, but I still wear it.

[Monet X Change]

So it didn't fit or does it fit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a little big, but I still wear it.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen you wear that ring.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. You haven't seen me wear the ring in front of you.

[Monet X Change]

Tell me when I've been like, look,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm wearing the ring. It's on the podcast. There's episodes of the podcast where I'm like, these are the earrings. These are the Versace earrings. This is the ring. I never gone on a smear campaign about anything you've given me. Smear campaign is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

So now I'm Glenda?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, you said you're Glinda. Out of your own mouth, out of your own.

[Monet X Change]

That's before I knew the show, saw the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have any of you ever gotten an expensive gift from trade or a guy that you dated for a while?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, I'm going to read the question Jacob wrote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had to read it. This one money go. That's what you do. I have ever got an expensive gift from. I don't think even the partners I'm dating have ever given me like an expensive gift.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever given me expensive gifts?

[Jacob]

I mean, it depends what we're like. The customs jacket I got you, that was a custom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that was. I. I still wear the jacket to this day. That actually wasn't.

[Monet X Change]

Do I know a jacket?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a. It's a. It's a. It's 10 yard clothing and it's. You know that, that patchwork, huge oversized hoodie. The autumn, the, the fall colored one. Jacob gave me that one.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I love that jacket. I wear the jacket all the time. So I stand corrected. Jacob has got me a really nice jacket one time and I still wear that jacket to this day. I love that jacket.

[Monet X Change]

So you just forgot about it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I forgot.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. I'm sorry.

[Jacob]

That's okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Girl traders trade has given me stuff before. I told you that guy I hooked up with at in queens, he left $50 on the bedside table for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But did you feel like what you did was $50 worth of service?

[Monet X Change]

No, I gave way more than $50 worth of service. I was kind of gambling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You took the money where you offended?

[Monet X Change]

I just took the money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if I fuck you and you leave $5. I'm taking the money. I just got 5 off my Uber. I'm taking the money.

[Monet X Change]

But when I was dating Uber eats guy, the chef, he sent me the food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't he send you food?

[Monet X Change]

He sent me food. He also, like, offered to take me on these, like, nice trips, but I was too much. And I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have never, ever, ever, ever hooked up with trade. Ever, ever, never once.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, ever, forever.

[Jacob]

You know what?

[Monet X Change]

That's wrong. The sandlot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Never. Not once. But I. I did see a guy on Grindr in some town I was in recently, and he was like, hey, I'm a sugar daddy and I want to buy you things. I want to just take care of someone. And I was like, I'm going to find out what you're offering born. Because I have an expensive life and I want to see what you can offer.

[Monet X Change]

And what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have any bills you want to pass? Of course. I have tons of bills. I would love to have my bills paid. I was like. He was like. He's like, we don't even need. We don't need to have sex. I was like, this sounds amazing.

[Monet X Change]

And then he didn't follow through because they're full of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He never followed.

[Monet X Change]

If you are a sugar daddy, you're not on. You're not on Grinder. Looking. Looking for sugar babies. Like, I've. I've saw. I've seen the Tick Tocks about, like, how these people would get their sugar daddies, and nine times out of 10, it is always at a nice. At a nice bar, at a hotel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that where I gotta go?

[Danielle]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that where I gotta go?

[Monet X Change]

That's where. Anytime the sugar babies do their things, their story time about how they found their sugar daddy is always at a nice bar in a city, in a big city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen Calvin Klein and his boyfriend?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think about that?

[Monet X Change]

In terms of what your thoughts, girl? That is an arrangement. That is an arrangement. I think Calvin Klein knows what it is. I think that Calvin Klein knows he's a man of a particular age. And to get a person that liked this guy like that. It is what it is. And I think everyone there seems to be know what it is, and I think they're cool with it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember the actor Kevin Klein?

[Monet X Change]

Kevin Klein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think his name was Kevin. He was in Wild Wild. He was in Wild, Wild, Wild.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He played Dr. Loveless.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. When I saw that movie, I thought

[Monet X Change]

that Kevin Klein was Calvin Klein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was Calvin. I Was like, oh, my God, Calvin Klein's an actor. I remember like, holy shit, that's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, I didn't know that Calvin Klein was still.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently, the townhouse in New York is a great place to pick up sugar daddies.

[Caller]

Gay.

[Monet X Change]

Well, no, because there's a whole gay sugar baby. One day I was like, no, there's like another one they talk about,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what's the piano bar you like to go to?

[Jacob]

Marie's Crisis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like Marie's Crisis would be a great place to pick up a sugar daddy.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, like you want. Like you want. The rich ass townhouse is the fancier

[Jacob]

version of Marie's Crisis. It's the same thing. They have a piano, but it's for people who have money. No one at Marie's Crisis has money.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you want. You want the rich. You want the rich ass moles? I. I did that there's. In my. In my early 20s, I really wanted to have to be a sugar baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could you be sugar baby today?

[Monet X Change]

No, I couldn't. They're gonna. I mean, it depends. I mean, there's probably so many different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So many different parents offered to pay every. You don't have to spend another dollar as long as y' all together.

[Monet X Change]

But what is. At what cost?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to be the sugar baby.

[Monet X Change]

But, like, what is that? Well, like, do I have to give up my career?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can still work. You can still work. Of course you can still work.

[Monet X Change]

I can still live my life. Exactly. I'm living in right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, no, you'll move in with me.

[Monet X Change]

Where do you live?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I live right down the street from you.

[Monet X Change]

How big is the house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Twice as big as yours.

[Monet X Change]

Twice as big as mine. And now can I decorate it how I want?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you can't decorate how you want your break is. I can't decorate your house.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, hold on, hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How to decorate.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say I'm done.

[Guest/Caller]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you did this.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a lot of mouth for a sugar baby.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of mouth for a sugar baby.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For my sugar baby.

[Monet X Change]

Who the fuck are you talking to? Let me tell you something right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking to my potential sugar. I'm talking to someone who potentially never has to pay a bill again. As long as.

[Monet X Change]

What is your net worth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My net worth?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally have $987 million. Not just in my. In the bank, in liquid. In my checking account.

[Monet X Change]

Liquid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Liquid. Honey, my home. My home is worth $8 million. I own it outright. I do not owe the bank any money in my stocks, in my bonds and my cryptos. I have $1.5 billion. So ask me again how much money I make, bitch. Now I'm a bitch now. Shut your baby bitch mouth. Put this dick in your mouth. Yes, that. Let's go to our next. You're so ridiculous.

[Danielle]

Hi, Bob and Monet. My name is Danielle. I'm a 32 year old queer black woman from Indianapolis. I actually just saw your show at the Helium recently, Bob, with my polycule. It was amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember them.

[Danielle]

I'm wondering about some advice regarding like following your heart and your career because of course I'm sure you guys know that jobs are like super hard to find right now and I'm not doing really what I wanna do in life. Like I work a sales job and it just really makes me unhappy and unfulfilled and gives me a lot of anxiety and dread to just show up every day. And I'm wondering like, where do you draw that line between putting up with corporate world so that you can pay bills and have medicine and breaking away to do something that is important in your heart and something you have passion for? Because it's, you know, it's hard to feel like you can exploit your passions out here. So let me know what you think. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, thank you so much for coming. I had so much fun in Madison. I believe her. One of our partner's name is Brian, if I recall correctly. They were so fun. I had so much fun at that show and just thank you for that money. Talk to me about that because you, you did like a. I felt like you actually had like a career before you were doing like an actual career. Like you could have, you could have probably gone on in the Yale Club and ended up making six figures a year. Yeah, you stayed there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You know, I think that. Yeah, I definitely let go of my career to pursue drag because that was where my heart and my Pat and I will say I wish I had for everyone to do that. But you had to know that there is that it comes at a cost. Right. Like you can go and pursue your passions, but you have to be comfortable with the fact that you may never make as much money as you would have if you stayed with sales and became like a store manager, become a regional manager, become a general manager, who know what it is, like what that could become for you. And you have to be comfortable with that. Like when I left the Yale Club to pursue drag, I was comfortable with making less money and changing my lifestyle a little bit because that's how much

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you're making a year of the Yoke Club.

[Monet X Change]

When I was. I mean, just as a front desk worker. I mean, if I had to put a number on, I probably. As a front desk worker, I was making about probably $85,000 a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what do you think? If you would have gone up to, like, let's say, if you would have gone up to general manager, what do you think you could have made?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, general manager you're making in New York City. You're making probably upwards of 200 something thousand dollars a year. That's pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's great.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's great. So, no, probably more general manager. Probably more than that, anyway. So. Yeah, so I was comfortable with that because I was like, the way that I was fulfilled by drag and what that was doing for me, I felt more value in that than sticking with his job. Working at the Yale Club, checking people in. I was, like, miserable. I was, like, miserable going. I mean, miserable made me too strong. I enjoyed my job, but it wasn't fulfilling me like drag did. And because I follow my passion, I lucked out and I ended up getting on RuPaul's Drag Race, and now I have this life. But had I never gotten on Drag Race, I would still be very content and happy with my life because I was happy to be working how I was in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you end up making as much money in drag as you did at the Yoke Club? Yeah, I certainly. Yeah, I made six.

[Monet X Change]

I made more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought, I'm making six figures a

[Monet X Change]

year doing drag in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we are also in New York City.

[Monet X Change]

It's New York City and it's a rarity, like. And also that doesn't exist anymore. Like, working like six. Like, that's what the girls say. Like queens working like six shows. Seven shows a week is not a thing anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently the rude girls aren't getting gays anymore.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the market is low first. The economy is in the tank.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the market's oversaturated.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Shannon Maldonado]

So.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, I'm all about pursuing your part, your. Your. Your art, your passion. But you have to know that it probably will cost you something, and you have to be okay with. With.

[Guest/Caller]

With.

[Monet X Change]

With that. With what that cost is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I had. I've never worked in a corporate world. I mean, I worked in real estate for a while, but if anyone works in real estate, you know, it doesn't feel corporate. Like, real estate is such a. It's like no one goes to college. Real estate, you know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So real estate is a bunch of people who ended up here and they were all trying to do something else.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Finance, acting, just people who didn't go to college, moms, who knows, people who's doing other stuff. They end up becoming real estate agents, typically speaking. And I found a job in New York City as a waiter that I liked. I actually liked being a waiter. I love talking to people, I love interacting with people. And it gave me enough flexibility to do what I wanted to do with my life. I could still go on auditions. I can go and do drag at night. I can go tell jokes at the Caroline's Comedy Club and Gotham Comedy Club. I was able to have it. So maybe I wasn't making as much money as a waiter as someone else was. Like someone like Monet was making at the, at the Yale Club. I was probably making less money than that. But because I, I, I didn't. My job did not feel soul draining. I like the people I work with. I like interacting with customers. It wasn't my dream job, but I liked it and it let me do stuff that I wanted to do, you

[Monet X Change]

know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't have a lot of experience. What it means to be in the corporate world and what it means. Cause from what I hear, it sounds like it's soul sucking.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a parent of the corporate world is not giving at all. You know what I mean? But is there a way for you to maybe take a smaller role in the place that you work? Because the more money you make, the more responsibilities you're gonna have.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause they're giving you more money, they're gonna expect more from you because they're giving you more. So can you scale back and do like, I don't know, are you an artist? Do you want to paint? Does this give you time to paintings? Maybe you can get a show somewhere in Madison at like a local art gallery or even. I've seen people that do art shows in coffee shops and at schools and all this stuff. So is there a way for you to take less of responsibility at your job where someone else would be happy to fill in for you and do and take that job if they're qualified for it and the company agrees with it, and then you can pursue what makes you happy?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was going to say, I think it's all, it's all about the transition. If it's, if you feel like your heart is really calling you this way, like find A way to do both, like do your job at work. And that's what I did. Right. I was working full time at The Yale Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

40 hours a week.

[Monet X Change]

40 hours a week and also doing drag. So I. And again, stressful. I was tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was broken down and tired.

[Monet X Change]

But because I love drag so much, I was okay. And I was very comfortable with burning the candle at both ends because I wanted to see. Because that's how I decided, like, okay, I have to do this. Because I was working at the Yale Club and doing drag, and I was like, God, this is crazy. This is a lot. But I found out that drag was really fulfilling me and I was okay with letting the Yale Club grow to pursue that full time. So if you could do both at the same time simultaneously so you can really see where your heart is vibrating at, then I would do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish we could ask Nick that question.

[Monet X Change]

What is he. So does Nick's a realtor? He's still doing real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick is still a realtor.

[Monet X Change]

Still a realtor.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But he has so much flexibility.

[Monet X Change]

You're always traveling around, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even. I feel like this could be an office. God damn right. Let's go. We got two more, y'. All. One more. I'm just kidding. I can't count, apparently.

[Monet X Change]

Is it one? Is it two?

[Jacob]

Hi, Bob. Hi, Monet. I am a Vancouver based drag queen by the name of Batty Banks. And I am just wondering, for absolutely no reason at all, if I could have both of your advice on how would you go about making someone like Steve Irwin funny in, let's say, a Snatch Game scenario? Just curious how you would go about. Yeah, making Steve Irwin funny. I would just love to pick your brains, both of you, hear your expertise, and thank you so much for taking the time.

[Monet X Change]

Love you both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you asking for any particular reason? Are we going to. Are we going to see you looking at Brooklyn Heights? You want to take this one? We do have an Australian here.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he will tell us if we. If he thinks our. Our advice is good.

[Monet X Change]

I think that the accent. If you're going to do Steve Irwin, the accent is very important.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely.

[Monet X Change]

You have to have the accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And look, your accent does not have to be good. It has to be recognizable. Like, for example, Mike, if I'm having this accent here, everybody knows what I'm doing. It doesn't make it great, but obviously I'm doing an Australian accent.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got to go really over the top. My lots. And also one of the things you gotta really get Involved in with Steve Irwin is. Crikey. He was always saying crikey. I think a good thing.

[Monet X Change]

Crikey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it crikey or crikey? Crikey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will tell you what you should. What you should. What you should avoid. I would avoid any jokes about stingrays. I would avoid any jokes about how he died. I don't think that would. That would scan well. I would look at whoever you think is the most busted drag queen and then do a nature thing on her. My. Here we have the hideous wildebeest standing in the wood with her. I believe that's a massive fur coat. Sorry, that's just a shoulder hair. Also, this wig looks like it was mangled by dingoes. Obviously. Maybe wrestle. Maybe pull up a fake alligator and just wrestle it right in the middle of the thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? I think those are great options. You have a really cool option to. To. To read other queens and call each of them different animals and beast. Those are just some really great options, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think those. Those are all great, great, great ideas. I have nothing to add here. That is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Jacob, in terms of the

[Monet X Change]

look, obviously you want to wear, like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you know, you gotta wear a pith helmet. Did he wear pith helmets?

[Caller]

He did.

[Monet X Change]

He didn't wear fifth helmet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he just wore that.

[Monet X Change]

He always had, like. Like shorts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, the matching khaki, tiny little short shorts.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was always at one point.

[Monet X Change]

Jump on the table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Stand on the table and be ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul. Here's the drag queen in her native habitat, standing here smelling like aspun Cody powder.

[Monet X Change]

Brooklyn's Drag Race. This is not RuPaul Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My bad, Jake. All right, Jacob has a Snatch Game question.

[Monet X Change]

Who does the Snatch Game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brooklyn.

[Caller]

She.

[Monet X Change]

No, she. She does. She's a RuPaul in the snatch Game of crown. Okay, yeah, got it.

[Jacob]

Lady Gaga has finally gone too far. She wore a dress made of blank.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, here's the problem, mate. She wore a dress made completely of meat. And I'm not a vegan, but I love animals. I believe if she had made this dress out of something a little bit more economically friendly, might be something that didn't harm any animals. You know what I mean? Because I once tried to wear a dress made of crocodiles. They were living. I got beat a couple of times, but, Mike, it made for a fantastic outfit. I looked absolutely lovely, and that's what I would recommend instead. How about you, Steve?

[Monet X Change]

I think it was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Steve, we need an answer. I don't. Steve, we need an answer.

[Monet X Change]

Keith and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Accent.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It gets British.

[Monet X Change]

It gets British. I could not do it. Australia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, just imagine.

[Monet X Change]

Just imagine that. I like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything seems much longer.

[Monet X Change]

Everything's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

They talk wide. So the Brits talk tall. Australians speak wise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, of course, there's rather several different British accents, but they're all tall, very tall. And I believe that Britons. The Brits have problems. As many accidents as we have here at the United States of America, I'm probably saving more than we have here. And of course, it doesn't have to be good. It just has to be recognizable.

[Monet X Change]

And in Australia, they're like, why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like, yeah, in Australians. First of all, I don't think Australians whisper. I don't think in Australians they ever whisper anything in the entire life. Yeah, life.

[Monet X Change]

Rise up lights. Rise up lights in our.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rise up lights.

[Monet X Change]

Rise up lights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rise of life. Rise of light. Say RuPaul. RuPaul. I believe I met you in. Oh, Brooklyn. I believe I met you in 1999. You gotta hit a 1999.

[Monet X Change]

Or tattoo. They love tattoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's tattoo?

[Monet X Change]

Tattoos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, a tattoo. They've got a tattoo.

[Monet X Change]

Tattoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They hit him with a 1999. Crocodiles. Good eye. Crikey. Oh, aluminium, Aluminium. Aluminium. Also, you got. If you. If you're bold enough to do this. This, at some point, bring out a gallon of Vegemite and just eat it by the spoon. See, here's the thing. Here's the thing about Canadians. You all don't know the pill Vegemite. And you gotta eat. I mean, so much Vegemite, you'll throw up. Vegemite and marmalade to the point where it looks disgusting.

[Monet X Change]

Vegemite is one of the nastiest things I have ever tasted in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand.

[Monet X Change]

I don't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How they trick them into believing that Vegemite tastes good, it's bad, and we

[Monet X Change]

have bad things we eat over here. I can recognize that Vegemite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, at the very end, if you have a wig on to see burn, turn it around, become sia. Right? Right at the end, take the wig, turn it completely around, bangs in your face, and then start being Sia. Honestly, that would eat the girlies up. And on that note, thank you all so much. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

The return of advisory Girl. Watch. The comments are mad. They're mad. They're mad. But, y', all, can I say this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those of you who do like advice, can you please sound off and we need to hear from y' all because otherwise we're gonna start thinking y' all hate this. So if you actually like advice or if you're one of those who likes it, I want this to be have the most comments of any episode we've done. I need to know how y' all really feel for real.

[Monet X Change]

Cut to the least comments I've ever had. Bye, everyone.

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