The One About Paying Attention

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast

Episode: "The One About Paying Attention"

Date: December 24, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this lively, wildly funny episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dig into the art of "paying attention"—in performance, in conversation, in relationships, and with pop culture. As ever, Sibling Rivalry is loaded with playful banter, insightful drag discourse, New York vs. LA hot takes, candid discussions on queerness, and irreverent detours into everything from color theory to cat care and cosmetic surgery. Throw in their signature chemistry, and you've got a deeply relatable, fiercely entertaining ride.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Rapid-Fire Drag Race Queen Name Game (01:46–02:23)

• Bob and Monét start with a playful competition to name as many RuPaul’s Drag Race queens as possible in ten seconds. Bob accuses Monét of being "prepped".
• Memorable moment: Monét gets cut off early, playfully accusing, "You cut me off too early. I had one more second." (02:21)

Who’s Bad at Drag? (02:34–02:58)

• Bob takes the high road, declining to name any queens who should quit drag:

  "Me personally, no one. I think they're all doing a good job. I respect the art they were creating..." (02:34)

• Monét riffs, listing names but in a joking, self-referential way.

Drag Shows Abroad: Puerto Vallarta & Local Drag Scenes (03:06–04:44)

• Monét describes a unique drag show experience in Mexico, name-dropping queens like Jorgeous and mixing in local color.
• Bob reflects on the challenges of travel as a performer, preferring stationary gigs.
• Vegas drag residency sounds tempting to both—easy life, wigs taken care of, but creative sacrifice concerns.

On Pronouns and Language Play (06:01–08:25)

• Spirited banter about neopronouns (ze/zir) and audience questions on gender identities.
• The hosts genuinely unpack the process of learning and respecting evolving language around gender, with light teasing.
• Jacob joins in for clarity and comic effect.

Pet Chat: Cat Care & Animal Anecdotes (21:42–25:24)

• Monét discusses her hairless cat Colleen’s health, including a regurgitation scare and dealing with heat cycles and spaying.
• Hilarious recollections of other pets, including the infamous "Chicken" the aggressive cat, and the "drag race" of their owners' animals.

New TV Obsessions & "TV Clubs" (26:17–28:54)

• Bob pitches a Patreon “TV club” to discuss ragingly divisive shows like Pluribus and All Her Fault:

  "When you have a show that no one else has watched, you'd be like, I need to talk to..." (27:51)

• Disagreements emerge about watching etiquette—should you pause if someone gets up, or keep rolling? Heated “book vs. TV” metaphors ensue.

NYC vs. LA & The Great Weather Debate (15:40–18:08)

• The hosts hash out the myth of “perfect weather”, the pains of rain in LA, and living through extreme New York summers.
• Bob drops a truth bomb for new New Yorkers:

  "Every restaurant in New York City has rodents... Especially if this restaurant is on the first floor." (19:33)

Respecting the Craft: Why Movie Trailers Deserve Attention (29:11–31:32)

• Bob passionately describes all the work that goes into making a film, only for someone to dismiss a trailer with a shrug:

  "This is a 30-something year process. And then when the trailer's over, someone goes, 'Eh,' that is so crazy to me." (31:32)

• The theme of "paying attention" surfaces repeatedly—the effort behind craft vs. casual audiences.

Video Background Noise & TV As Entertainment (35:31–38:36)

• The hosts debate the practice of using reality TV as “background noise” and how generational differences affect engagement.
• Bob is passionate about not missing a second of key content, even for a TikTok:

  "All I need is six seconds of your time. Stare at the phone..." (38:36)

Cosmetic Procedures: Rib-Sculpt & Aging (41:14–43:22)

• Monét contemplates getting "rib sculpting" for a smaller waist, while Bob recounts the trials of hair restoration.
• The conversation evolves into aging, recovery, and body changes:

  "You think you have the same recovery as someone in their 20s? Go get your wisdom teeth removed today and... report back to me." (42:51)

Reboots, Nostalgia & MTV Classics (58:44–59:11)

• The duo reminisces about "Best Week Ever," MTV dating shows, and the cyclical nature of TV trends.
• Ready to bring back nostalgia-driven queer content.

Sexual Etiquette & Comedic Sex Ed (47:05–50:08)

• Monét and Bob share humorous, explicit, and sometimes educational tips about oral sex and communicating preferences.

  "If you're good at following instructions, by the third time, you won't need the instructions anymore." (46:55)

Book Talk: "The Giver" & Retro-Futurism (53:45–56:07)

• Bob attempts to recall the plot of Lois Lowry's classic, with Jacob stepping in for corrections and laughs.
• Discussion of retro-futurism and sci-fi preferences leads to a gentle (and funny) clash of literary memories.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "That is some old ass millennial shit." – Bob, on Monét’s shoe nostalgia (13:11)
• "You know what? I'm giving you Grace. It's okay, Bob." – Monét, forgiving Bob’s phone interruption (12:48)
• "If you go to someone's house and they put a towel down, you about to get the best motherfucking toppy you ever had in your hole." – Bob, on sexual preparedness (48:58)
• "Every restaurant in New York City has rodents. I don't care how nice you think this restaurant is..." – Bob, hard NYC truths (19:33)
• "All I need is six seconds of your time. Stare at the phone..." – Bob, on TikTok focus (38:36)
• "If you're able to pop up and get a picture that feels respectable and you can use it on your LinkedIn, it should be like I was a glazed. Like, Like a donut." – Bob, on sex faces (49:37)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:46 – Name as many Drag Race queens as possible game
• 03:06 – Puerto Vallarta drag show adventures
• 06:01 – Exploring neopronouns, gender and speech
• 15:40 – LA vs. New York weather and daily life
• 19:33 – “Every NYC restaurant has rodents” debate
• 26:17 – Rage-watching and TV club proposal
• 35:31 – TV as background noise vs. active viewing
• 41:14 – Rib sculpting and cosmetic surgery chat
• 47:05 – Sex tips, etiquette, and body positivity
• 53:45 – Book talk: The Giver, retrofuturism and dystopia
• 58:44 – MTV, '90s/’00s TV nostalgia, and reboots

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Tone & Vibe

The tone is snarkily affectionate, full of deep friendship, relentless teasing, and improvisational comedy. Both queens blend vulnerability (about body image, aging, pet anxiety) with sharp insights on pop culture, queer identity, and Black experience. The episode is explicit, relatable, and riotously funny—a must-listen for fans, and a joy for anyone curious about contemporary drag, queer culture, and friendship.

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Note: Advertisements, musical stings, and general intros/outros have been omitted for clarity and brevity.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monae says who she thinks is bad at drag and should quit.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about paying attention.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? I'm giving you Grace. It's okay, Bob. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is some old ass millennial shit. Me and Monet seeing who can name the most drag race girls in 10 seconds. You have to cover your ears, though.

[Monet X Change]

You can't listen to mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cover your ears.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Jinx Monster, Monet, Change, definitely. And Bob the Drag Queen. Okay, now you have 10 seconds to name as many rug girls as you can. You just hit record.

[Monet X Change]

And when it gets. So when I get to the 22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You only get 10 seconds.

[Monet X Change]

It's got good lighting, though. Wait, hold on. Okay, count me in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go. 3, 2, 1.

[Monet X Change]

Aquaria, Alaska, Monet, Bob, Peppermint, Ginger, Minj, Candy Muse, Jessica Wilde, April. Carry on. No, I have one second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's you.

[Monet X Change]

You cut me off too early. I had one more second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, you ready for this?

[Monet X Change]

Hold on. Also, you knew you. You're. You're prepped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, we have naming drag queens we think are really bad at dragons, should quit, and are really garbage. Me personally, no one. I think they're all doing a good job. I respect the art they were creating and the craftsmanship is amazing. Monet, Aquaria, Alaska, Monet, Bob, Peppermint, Ging,

[Monet X Change]

Ginger Minj, Candy Museum. That's funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's funny.

[Monet X Change]

That's funny. That's a good. That's really funny. Actually, I Love that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you normally on top of things. That vacation got you off your game.

[Monet X Change]

That was good. That was a good one. That was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you swim in pv? I did.

[Monet X Change]

I swam. I went to this drag show at the Skytop Roof bar in Mantimore and I saw Mantamar. Mantamar is like the beach club there. Al Mar Resort.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they had.

[Monet X Change]

They used to give Frangelada free rooms. And so I went there and I saw this two and a half hour drag show and I saw a lot of. There were three local girls that hosted it, but then they brought in some queens from out of town, like from foreign queens. Horatio Pistasio, Hot. Garavalo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't know.

[Monet X Change]

And Jorgeous was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Super talented.

[Monet X Change]

Georgia's is hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I was just giving different things for different people. George is super talented, so. But she's not super talented.

[Monet X Change]

She's both. It was hot, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, here goes. PB is a beach town.

[Monet X Change]

We're performing outside in the daytime.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was about to say, do you not remember New Year's? But you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, I didn't go to New Year's. Did you see a lot of drag shows? When did you see a lot of drag shows when you went there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we saw one drag show. One. We went by and there was a drag show going on. On like a corner bar. Do you remember that? I don't remember the name of the bar, but it was. It was. It was like at the end of all the strip clubs at the corner. Right before the strip club start. It was at that corner. It's like an open, not open bar, but you could like see in from outside. It's like a long bar. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm not really that much slaughters. I think it was possibly. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not much of a PV queen, to be honest. Like, I have been to PV like maybe three times.

[Monet X Change]

And you didn't enjoy yourself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't enjoy myself.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's just a bit of a trek, you know, I don't love traveling.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But I did have fun.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so funny because you travel for a living.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For a living, for work. If I could make the money I make on the road and stay in town, I would.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or if I can go somewhere and just sit my ass down.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you why? That's why the. The Vegas show sounds so appealing to me, because you just get to do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

your thing and they do all your laundry for you.

[Monet X Change]

They do all your laundry and your wigs. They clean all Your wigs. They sell your wigs, but then they

[Bob the Drag Queen]

also create your numbers.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing I don't like. And living in Las Vegas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you don't like Vegas. I don't mind Vegas. I don't have any. I feel like everyone feels so strongly about Vegas. One time I was at this dinner party with, like a bunch of celebrities.

[Monet X Change]

With Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Madonna and Jack Black. And I remember this. A lot of people, I can't remember them all.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you always know what this thing, it was literally a promo for a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's on the Internet.

[Monet X Change]

You can see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying it tonight.

[Monet X Change]

That's like what you say. So Monet, my friend Taylor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, it's for them.

[Monet X Change]

No, you say when cameras are not rolling. No, Bob, you have my friend Taylor before you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was also dating someone named Taylor. So my friend Taylor, my partner Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, at the time I was like, Then there's also Taylor Laudner. Shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

Which, sorry, cyber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even as my fan Taylor, there's a lot of. There's a lot of Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

What city does your fan Taylor live in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Austin.

[Monet X Change]

You have a fan Taylor in Austin? Yeah, fan Taylor from Austin, if you exist, is Taylor non binary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How dare you Non binary.

[Monet X Change]

I literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally asking z0 pronouns. Zay0 lives in Austin.

[Monet X Change]

And how old are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like probably 36.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. 36.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. I haven't they. They could be anywhere from 30 to 36. They Z. Z could be anywhere from 30 to 30 seconds. Do they have a family?

[Monet X Change]

Are they married?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. My fan.

[Monet X Change]

Your fan. Okay, so I see them at the shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zim. Z0. I don't think I could have a Z0 in my life.

[Monet X Change]

No, you will get used to it. Just like you do they them. You get used to zz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would try my. I would. I mean, and I'd be really. Okay, let's try to. I'm going to try to z0 you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Hood tyranny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he him. So Z would be at he zero. So he has a show. Z has a show. Him. No, he is zir. What's the third of Z? Zer Zir Zim. Zim.

[Jacob]

Ziz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know.

[Monet X Change]

It's like we're saying one of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zoop.

[Monet X Change]

Zoop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how would you Z zer me?

[Monet X Change]

I'd be like, so Bob is lovely. Z's favorite color is black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zier's favorite show color is black. Zier. Not Z. Ziz.

[Monet X Change]

So where's the third one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zir. Zeers.

[Monet X Change]

Zir. So Z's favorite, favorite show is the Copacabana. Z loves, loves, loves chocolate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Okay, now I'm gonna try. Okay, wait.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's correct.

[Jacob]

I mean, it's zier. And then zerself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zer self. Okay, so those are the. Would I zer self you with zerself. So Monet is going to come over with Z's with. With zer self as partner. Okay, Monet's coming over with zer self's. Now.

[Jacob]

Monet was over in the corner talking to Zerself.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it. Like himself or herself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew Azizier.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a very short lived zir. Okay, so then they went to she her.

[Monet X Change]

Can you use zir?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She went to she her.

[Monet X Change]

Can you zoo? Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you zip Zap Zaps. I want y' all to know we do not disrespect nearby. No, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying, can you act like someone's grandma? I'm trying. Can you use zir instead of they, them, or you have to use. I only use these pronouns. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like if you're a ZZ or you're. You're. Are there any ZZ ers in the comment section right now? If you're in the comments. I met 1Z0. 1Z0 my whole life. But then she was like, it's a rap on ZZ Ring. Yeah, because I'm a she.

[Monet X Change]

Hurry now if you want to do that in public.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure she was a dancer on the Madonna tour.

[Monet X Change]

Fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she went.

[Monet X Change]

I did this earlier shout out to Jay Defeo for putting in those pictures of Taylor. And have you seen the pictures of Taylor in this episode he chose? No, Taylor is a twink. I don't know where Jay found his pictures. I was cracking up. Jacob, did you send them to him?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I pulled them from Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Swear all the fans were like, oh, my God. No, they called him Danny. They called you someone Danny Phantom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I forget.

[Monet X Change]

It's in the comments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor. By the way, Taylor's watching right now. Mortified. Mortified.

[Monet X Change]

Also, Taylor gave me this sweater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little.

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little college dropout, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

It's a little, you know, it was a form of time gone by.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little. It's g is of that ilk.

[Monet X Change]

And I will say, I hate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate, hate, hate her makeup.

[Monet X Change]

No, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think, how do you think Heidi feels about that? I mean, she must feel retribution now that. No. Everyone hates, hates, hates her politics. I hate, hate, hate your politics and stances.

[Monet X Change]

I hate when my blacks don't match. Can you tell that these two blacks don't match?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. They don't even. They're not even.

[Monet X Change]

It drives me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is like a black gray. That's a black brown.

[Monet X Change]

But no, this is black. When them. When they're together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're both black, but when they're together. That's a black gray. That's a black brown.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. It drives me crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drives me crazy. So when I used to work at Ruby Tuesday.

[Monet X Change]

So you can see this, but you can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue and red. That's not how colorblindness works.

[Monet X Change]

Let's start blue and green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue and green is red and green.

[Monet X Change]

Red and green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Christmas up.

[Monet X Change]

You must hate Christmas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can. I can distinguish the difference between a Christmas tree and a stop sign, but

[Monet X Change]

I was like, that's actually Avanta Aubergine off white black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but this is. This is black brown, right? Like, it's a brownie black. It's a gray black.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would agree with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when I worked here, Ruby Tuesday, we all black. And I. Okay, So I had this thing going on where I was like. I actually got called into the office. I'm telling so many Ruby Tuesday stories on the pod lately. I got called in the office. Then my manager's like, you. I was like, 19, 18 years old. She was like, we need to talk about your cleanliness. And I was like, I shower every day. And she was like, okay, but you're. But you. You were getting complaints from the staff that you. I was like, I don't. I literally shower every single day. And then this girl named Theresia shout out to Theresia. She goes, are you washing your shirts every day? Because I would. Because I had, like, three black shirts, and I would just put them in the corner, and I would. I had to just wear them often, and I didn't have a washer dryer in my home. So then I started washing my shirts like crazy. But then they became gray. So then the issue. So then the issue became your blacks aren't black enough. So then it became a whole thing. You know, at Mac, their hardcore. Your blacks cannot be remotely faded. I'm sure it has to be like, vanta.

[Monet X Change]

Vanta black. I'm just saying. I was just saying to someone the other day, you're not gonna mention my hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. You have your hair off.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, let me see. Like, give us a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'll just look bald again.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Because so now when. So now when it all grows back. This all grow back at the same rate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It kind of. I mean, this is still not growing at the same rate as this. As this part. I mean, but I'm just gonna keep cutting it until it is all growing

[Monet X Change]

at the same rate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Word. Then I'm gonna be looking like motherfucking Daveed Diggs.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, how do you feel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, well, shaving my head was interesting because there's, like, numb spots. Like, I can't. There are parts of my head that I still can't feel. It feels like you scratching your hat. Like, I scratch my head and it doesn't scratch. Like, it doesn't. It itches, but you can't satiate it with a scratch because you can't actually feel it, but you can feel the itch.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's very bizarre.

[Monet X Change]

No, let me say something. This is. This is something I've gone through with my mini tuck and also my toes. Like, I feel the itch on the skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, for example, like this.

[Monet X Change]

Like a lot of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it. It's weird.

[Monet X Change]

It's probably the same thing you feel in your head. I can feel the pressure of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't feel the sensation of that skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there is an itchy sensation.

[Monet X Change]

There is an itchy sensation you can't scratch. So sometimes you have the itching scratch and you're like, oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's an itch you can't relieve.

[Monet X Change]

It's such a weird feeling. Oh, my God. You know that. You know that feeling now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what hell would be, an

[Monet X Change]

itch you can't relieve to start scratching?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scratching your throttle. I'm normally. I normally can't stand when your phone goes off during. During the thing. And now you know what?

[Monet X Change]

I'm giving you Grace. It's okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will not offer that to you. If this is some sort of transactional thing, you're not getting it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, every interaction we have doesn't have to be transactional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. Jordan's. Oh, hey. Anyway, just so this is the most millennially. Like, that is some old ass millennial shit.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, when I. When I became an adult and I could buy my own shoes, I was like, I made it a point to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

get 20 years ago.

[Monet X Change]

No. Well, yeah, these are. These are like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are old.

[Monet X Change]

These are like 15 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen these.

[Monet X Change]

I rarely wear them. I wear them like Once every couple years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Jays, honey.

[Monet X Change]

The Jays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never owned a pair of Jordans.

[Monet X Change]

Never. Not once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never.

[Monet X Change]

It was such a big thing growing up in Brooklyn though. Like when the new ones would drop, people will line up outside champs. They were bigger for like New Yorkers though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Yorkers swear they're like, this is a New York thing. Everyone was wearing Jordan like you. But I guess it felt like I

[Monet X Change]

would see it everywhere because walking down Fulton street, you've seen like eight stores where there are lines for like miles who were just trying to get a new pair of Jordans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jordans were big. Air force ones were huge. In Atlanta, tall tees and air force ones were a.

[Monet X Change]

Big tees mean like baggy. Long baggy tees, not baggy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're still the. The standard width of a normal T shirt. Just really long.

[Monet X Change]

That is very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Called a tall tee. And it goes down to like your mid thigh or your knee, depending on how short you are.

[Monet X Change]

See, that's where we differed in New York. We did baggy like big baggy, like they'll be long, but also w. Y' all just did just long and straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Long and straight.

[Monet X Change]

So what if. So what if you were a thick booty boy like me? You, you, you just got. You wearing a fucking maxi dress. You wearing a high low.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're going to get back into that after this break. And if you don't want any breaks, please consider joining our patreon. And I know you guys are hearing this ad, but. But I'm talking about the other ads. My baby don't mess around and cuz she loves me show. And this I know for sure.

[Monet X Change]

How was your weekend in Milwaukee? Was it cold? No, it wasn't cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, girl. Okay, so me and Jacob were going to New York City the other day and Jacob was like, you're not gonna bring a coat? And I was like, you know, sometimes the juice isn't worth the squeeze traveling with a giant coat.

[Monet X Change]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I'm like, I'm not going on walks. I'm not hanging around outside. I'm going to be from the car to the train or the car to the door to the car or to the train. And the train is not cold. So I'll just, I'll just grip my teeth and bear it for the three minute walk to the train.

[Monet X Change]

The subway is cold though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, subway's not that cold when you're

[Monet X Change]

downstairs underground in the subway. Let's say it's. Subways are cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just rode the train in New York City. And I was very, I mean, on the way to the subway, we were cold. I got on the train, I was chilling. Laying in the cut, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. In the thing. But sometimes you're waiting for the train for like 10 minutes, and that 10 minutes is too uncomfortable to wait for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it depends on which, which, which platform you're on. Some of them are warm. You never been downstairs? Downstairs. And you're like, God damn, it's hot as hell down here. Even, Even in the, like the autumn. So I did not want to carry a coat. I'm happy. I did not. I was like, I'm glad because I. I didn't need it. I didn't need the coat. Only time I was outside was at. Was at the, the, the green carpet for the Wicked premiere. And I wouldn't wear a coat that anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was like, well, Wisconsin is going to be cold. I didn't check the weather, you know, Taylor, texture weather.

[Monet X Change]

Every day, just every day you wake

[Bob the Drag Queen]

up here, it's kind of old man activity, ain't it?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, I check.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's smart.

[Monet X Change]

I normally check on a Sunday to see what the week is like. Like, like, like when we had the fucking week of rain. I was telling everyone to listen. Like, guys, it's gonna start to rain in LA. The weather's. The temper's going down to 60. Oh, my God. Summer's over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was shocked. I said, oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. Yeah, it's raining crazy. Which is. I'm telling you, I have become. I've become such a little West Coast, California sunshine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I am a bitch. A little bit of rain. I am annoyed. I am depressed. I hate it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate it. I will say what I do, not what I'm gonna go say. It is annoying when I go somewhere and I tell them that I live in la and they're like, I couldn't do it. I love seasons. Oh, God, I love seasons.

[Monet X Change]

People love to tell you that shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also New York. Moved to New York, too. I live in New York. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

[Jacob]

It's too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's too much. It's too fast. Yeah, you couldn't. That's why you didn't. That's why you live. That's why you live in Andalucia, Alabama.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they love to say it, but I mean, I feel like we get seasons here again. It's not as seasons as in. No, we get summer and we get whatever a little fall and spring is. It Is in winter, it gets down to, like, high 50s at night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

night.

[Monet X Change]

During the day, it's like the low 70s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to me, that's 70 degrees. Yes, that's the temperature it is in here. When you say it's too hot, that's spring.

[Monet X Change]

That's spring or fall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that LA has honestly perfect weather. I'm from Georgia. Georgia also has great weather.

[Monet X Change]

Georgia, y' all rain too much. And the summer's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know in New York are not talking about nobody's weather.

[Monet X Change]

And the summer's too hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know in New Yorker didn't fit. They lifted summer, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York is hot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but Atlanta is okay. Just because New York is hot doesn't mean Atlanta is not. New York is. Smells like trash and Atlanta is hot and it smells like fucking jasmine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. Ew. In heat. And you get a waft of dandelions. In New York City, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York City. I love. I love that. My favorite scene on the planet. When I tell y', all, it. I saw someone made a video today, and it said. It said New Yorkers. I got to ask all the real question. Be honest with me. Is living with mice just part of what it is? Like, the. I was like, a lot of people just have mice in their apartment. Like, you see, I saw. I walked in, I saw a mouse. And I was like. I mean, not everyone, but some people do it. It's just kind of not that like. Like I will say New York is. I don't know about having. I never really had roaches in New York City. I mean, there was one time during lockdown where the fumigation stopped. And then me and Jacob saw a giant roach in our.

[Monet X Change]

That's the famous picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it gagged us. And I had never seen a roach. But, like, we didn't have mice at that apartment in the Heights. But if a mouse was in there, I was kind of like, it's a mouse. Like, it is what it like, am I just desensitized like I had in my Upper west of the park. I had mice.

[Jacob]

I remember.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so I have the opposite experience. I have Templeton. I never had a mouse in my Bronx apartment apartment, I had, like, a roach here and there. But in my Harlem apartment, I never had anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never had.

[Monet X Change]

But in the street, you see rats a lot. So that's not shocking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And guys. And it just is what it is. Like, we know, we know, we know. They're like, y' all always come to New York, and you're so gagged. There are rats. And I wanted to get out. I'm going to tell something that you are not going to want to hear.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are not going to want to hear this.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this is just the truth. Every restaurant in New York City has rodents. I don't care how nice you think this restaurant is, especially if this restaurant is on the first floor. I'm telling you, that restaurant has rodents.

[Monet X Change]

How do you know this? Where do you get this from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet? Anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant, New York City. The comment sound off in the comment below.

[Monet X Change]

I'm interested in this girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to work at this one restaurant. I think I can say it because they're shut. I'm not going to say that because they're probably going to pop it somewhere. But I remember going into the work,

[Monet X Change]

and then now he's just censored.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would go into the restaurant, and I didn't cover my mouth. I covered the wrong thing. I went to the restaurant, and once every two months, you would get there before the. And you're like, oh, my God, a rat died under one of the booths. And it's a smell. And you have to, like, air it out and air and spray and put down the carpet freshener.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, I had never worked in food service, but. So I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a restaurant at the Yo Club. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't work in the restaurant, though, so I didn't, like, know what happened to the restaurant, but I don't. The fact that you think that every restaurant in New York. I know, but you didn't work every restaurant. You worked at one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever worked at restaurant in New York City? Oh, I don't think. Well, I don't think that's all of them. I don't think.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's accurate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every. Monet, their doors are wide. Those little steel gates that you walk over, they're always wide open. All the bodegas. Why do you think. Why does your bodega have a cat? Why do you think your bodega has a cat?

[Monet X Change]

Which. They just passed a law about that. Did you hear that?

[Jacob]

What?

[Monet X Change]

That they will no longer be penalizing bodegas for having cats. In fact, they're allowed and they're gonna order.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know they were penalized on them before.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And they're gonna offer them services to, like, spay and neuter and give them healthcare for free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, bodegas are supposed to have cats. I want my bodega to have A cat. Otherwise, the rotors are everywhere. Why would you not put a cat in the bodega?

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Shopify Advertiser]

Okay?

[Monet X Change]

I think you've seen way more rats indoors or mice indoors than I have, because I did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't see them in the bodegas. The bodegas have cats.

[Monet X Change]

Had the cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And cats kill things. You think Colleen's out there killing stuff?

[Monet X Change]

No, she doesn't go outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't like it outside. You don't let her outside?

[Monet X Change]

I let her outside, but I supervise her. But I'm just afraid she's going to jump over the wall at one point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can she jump that high?

[Monet X Change]

Can't she jump that high? Cat, I want to read you something about cats. Cats are some of the most evolves. They're the. They're almost like a perfect species. By the way, did you know this about cats?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't. I know. I don't like them. I'm talking about Colleen specifically. I just.

[Jacob]

Cats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colleen. I want. I want Colleen Stats.

[Monet X Change]

Colleen can drag. Colleen can jump really high. She's like, what's she doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She can grow hair. Apparently, Colleen has evolved right in front of your eyes. She's about to be a polar bear.

[Monet X Change]

I took her to the vet the other day because she was. She was throwing up. He's like. He's like, oh, she's not throwing up. She's regurgitating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Are we just missing words here?

[Monet X Change]

No, the difference is when you throw up, that means, like, she's throwing up things like, from her. To have her digestive tract regurgitating is when she eats. She, like, brings it up right away because she's eating too fast. Has to get, like a slow feeder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She a little doughy.

[Monet X Change]

Colleen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was looking.

[Monet X Change]

I was looking at the. I was like, wow, I think Colleen is a little thick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you she was thick.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been telling you, Colleen's a little thick. You don't want to listen.

[Monet X Change]

Because I thought y' all were just being like a little, like, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, girl, I've seen hairless cat. And Colleen, she thickening a snicker. No, because, you know.

[Monet X Change]

You know why? Because Assad's cat was also thick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, turkey, chicken, chicken. Was it chicken or turkey? Turkey.

[Monet X Change]

Turkey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Chicken. Yeah. Yeah. I can't find it. I'll find.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't like chicken. Chicken was too much.

[Monet X Change]

Chicken was aggressive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And even. Even Asad know that chicken was a bad cat.

[Monet X Change]

He also got it from someone, though,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and he Attacked the dog that I love.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Sasha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RIP to Sasha. And RP to chicken.

[Monet X Change]

RP to chicken as well. Wow. Give it RP to Sasha first. When we talk about chicken, first is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Sasha. I knew Sasha longer, and she was sweet. Well, she actually wasn't sweet. She actually wasn't a sweet dog.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't talk to anyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't want to be pet. She didn't want to hang out.

[Monet X Change]

You really flipped the script on that. Well, she's really sweet. She really wasn't sweet at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she wasn't sweet, but she was cute. Like, Saskia just didn't want to. She didn't want to socialize like. Like, I've never met a dog who was just like, bitch, do not. Do not touch me. Like, you feel like she'd be like

[Monet X Change]

Sasha a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, what. What. What made you think I wanted you to pet me?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And when. When you go to Assad's place, she would just only stay in his bedroom. She wouldn't even come outside and talk to nobody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she was old.

[Monet X Change]

She was an old dog.

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She was old. Old.

[Monet X Change]

Used to take the fucking care of that dog. She had, like, her own little step onto the bed thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she couldn't walk up. She couldn't hop on the bed anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I was thinking the other day, because. So the doctor, they did like, all these tests on Colleen because I was like, could they regurgitate anything? And I was like, she might have a UTI. Cause I heard female cats get UTIs a lot. So I was like, just run all the tests, do all the things. And he's like, she might have diabetes. I was like, oh, my God, Colleen has diabetes. She already has, like, a heart thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She ever fucked up?

[Monet X Change]

No, Colleen's. No, she got. Her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colleen's a virgin.

[Monet X Change]

Colleen's a virgin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That seems un. That doesn't seem nice.

[Monet X Change]

But she took her uteruses out, though. She got spayed. Whichever one. A female cat gets spayed or neutered, I don't know what it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spayed.

[Monet X Change]

Spayed. But you know what happened the first time she got her period? It's called what I had her as, obviously. I've had Colleen since she was a baby, since the beginning. And then at about six months, she started to have her period. The first night

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just living. This is my old apartment thing. She's in the living room. All I hear is she's in heat

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for, like, feral, feral.

[Monet X Change]

And then she starts dragging her pussy on the floor, leaving a little snail trail over my apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was the most disgusting thing. That is literally a wet ass pussy.

[Monet X Change]

I was so disgusted. And it went on. The next day I took her to the vet and they were like, yes. It was like, she's going, she's in heat. She's horny to having her first thing. And they were like. I was like. I was like, well, can we spay her now? They're like, no, you have to wait for this one to pass and then do it before the next one. So for a whole weekend, Colleen, just

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like you had Colleen get a hysterectomy?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. They took out her uterus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like your animal should be allowed to fuck at least once.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but they don't let him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Father.

[Monet X Change]

Female. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cody's a father of six.

[Monet X Change]

Was this a planned?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think so, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Not you and Tao breeding puppies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was before I met him.

[Monet X Change]

So what if Tal wanted to do it now? Would you. Would you stand up against it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Tao's dog?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's Yalls dog. You just took care of it for that week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I took care. I was babysitting. Are you watching? Okay, guys, I hear your comments about my spoiler.

[Monet X Change]

You love a spoiler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hear you. I hear you. You're valid. Thank you for helping me stay accountable. That being said, are you watching any new shows? Because I want to talk about. I think I want to start a new thing on the Patreon where we just mention shows. And I just go in there and I open up zooms, and I'm like, all right, who's been watching Pluribus? Because I need to talk to someone about Pluribus and he hates it. And he hates it.

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't make Pluribus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a rage watch. Like, it. It makes you mad. The logline is like the log line says the. Like the. The. What is it? Can you find the log? It's like the. The. The worst person in the world tries to save the world from happiness.

[Monet X Change]

The worst person in the world or like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the. The log line. The most miserable person on earth must save the world is. That's the log line.

[Monet X Change]

This is when they're all. Hive mind thing. The hive mind show. Yeah. And he doesn't like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a rage watch. It's a ra. It is a. I mean, she is miserable. A miserable person.

[Monet X Change]

The lead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The lead. Yes, Carol. Miserable person.

[Monet X Change]

Plus the name alone tells me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then all her fault.

[Monet X Change]

All her fault is. Oh, my God, you about to cry this.

[Jacob]

Woo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All Her Fault is one of the best shows that has been on TV in years.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the past decade. It's one of the top three shows.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Without giving a plot away, can you just tell us like the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gist of it is a child is missing.

[Monet X Change]

A child is missing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. And are there witches in this one too? You want to spoil for us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won't. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did finish it, but I don't know. I would never tell.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not watching any shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's got the girl from Succession, the daughter from Success.

[Jacob]

Have you watched all of it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've watched the whole thing.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not watching anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So anyway, if y' all down for the. On the Patreon. If y' all down to have like a. We pick a series and we just talk about it on zoom. Not recorded or anything, just like. Like, I guess like a book club for. For TV shows. A TV club.

[Monet X Change]

TV club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I haven't seen a lot of. That's a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because when you have a show that no one else has watched, you'd be like, I need to talk to. I found a few people who have watched Pluribus, but I know a few people, a lot of people who. Who, like. Rob was kicked out of a Pluribus group.

[Monet X Change]

Rob, You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. My child was an assistant.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What'd he do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was watching Purpose Someone and they told him they weren't he. They didn't want to watch with him anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Why? What did he do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, tell me if this is crazy. Jacob does this, Tao does this, Rob does this. They're watching the show. The show is on. If they gotta go to the bathroom, just get up, leave. Don't pause it. Don't stop. Just get up, leave the room. Just come back and sit down as if nothing ever happened.

[Monet X Change]

Not crazy at all. I do the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's ins. That's like reading a book and just turning two pages and then just jumping back in.

[Monet X Change]

I will say this in my bathroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why I'd be like, yeah, these pages are good.

[Monet X Change]

All the bathrooms in my home, the TV is in airshot, so I can hear what's going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you have to see stuff.

[Monet X Change]

But sometimes if there's something I need that. That I feel like I need to see, I'll like rewind. But if I can hear. Why, I'm fine. We're fine with it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just pause it.

[Monet X Change]

We're fine with it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's the thing I was thinking about this. When someone is making a TV show, they put so much thought into everything that goes into this, the app. Like, you know what I think about? The other day I was sitting down to watch. Not the other day, over a year ago, the new Batman movie.

[Monet X Change]

Who was Robert Pattinson with?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robert Pattinson. Yeah, I will read that in a second. Robert Pattinson. And then the Top Gun trailer came on because they. They rebooted Top Gun.

[Monet X Change]

Is that the one with Tom Cruise? Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the Naked Gun and the Top Gun trailer came on. And then someone next to me just went like they did. The whole trailer went. And in my thought, and this is what happened 30 years ago, someone had an idea and they wrote a movie called Top Gun. And they went out and they pitched it and they pitched it and they pitched it and they found a Hollywood star to be in the movie and they made a couple of movies and then it was a huge hit. And this star went on to be in Mission Impossible and he became a huge star. And then someone said, we gotta dust off this franchise. We're gonna pick it back up. In fact, I'll tell you more about

[Monet X Change]

it in a second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Close your eyes, exhale.

[Monet X Change]

Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

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[Monet X Change]

And breathe.

[Shopify Advertiser]

Sorry, I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. And then they dust the show off and they rewrite and it goes to. They've hired like probably 10 writers to rewrite it and rewrite and perfect the script. And they cast, they have to convince that actor to come back and be in the movie again. It's a whole big thing. And then they make a movie, they rewrite. They're staying up late nights cutting scenes, editing for months. CGI wardrobes, costume, makeup department, lawyers, agents, crafty grips, gaffers. And then the whole movie's done. And someone, then someone takes that two hour movie, cuts it down into a trailer that they can find, the most exciting trailer they can. The parts are gonna make. You go, I remember that. Oh my God, that scene. This is reminiscent. This is new. And then you see this trailer. This is a 30 something year process. And then when the trailer's over. Someone goes, man, that is so crazy to me.

[Monet X Change]

It's the fact that it's a circle of life girl. Well, you know what? Yes. But also a chess musical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob can tell a story about chess. You can't be too distracted by this. He want to be like, well, you

[Monet X Change]

zoom out, and it's kind of like the same thought process I have about how our life is so insignificant. We've all seen this thing on TikTok or Reels. Someone's like, ugh, I had a really bad day. Then you zoom, zoom, zoom out into the galaxies and the universe and blah, blah. My little bad day I'm having means nothing to in the grand scheme of the universe. So same as me. One person I like in this trailer that 30 million people are gonna see doesn't mean anything to the person. They don't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just the. Eh. What's your. Tell me what. You're a chest thing, Jake, and why you pull up Chess so you can. Because I have a thing about.

[Jacob]

Oh, I mean, you have a thing where you. There are certain pieces of media that you don't like just completely in the title. So how does that fit into that? With your deeply ingrained belief on how we should respect the craftsmanship that goes into.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said it's something. It's interesting what it is. Like, when I'm not, like, watching Chess or a trailer for Chess, I just, like, hear the name Chess. I'm hearing all these titles. It's like, judge a book by its cover, right? I can't. I didn't read the synopsis and go, eh. I was like, chad, not interested. I don't like that name. That name doesn't speak to me. But something about watching the entire trailer

[Monet X Change]

and being like, but you think that. But you think that that title of that screen of that show had nothing to do with you. Would you go to your Broadway show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, I don't know that Moulin Rouge.

[Monet X Change]

And you think there's nothing to you. But, girl, millions of dollars and millions of people have come together. Maybe not millions. A lot of people come to decide on the name. They're like, yes, Chess. And you see the name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like, I mean, I'm not saying it's fair, but the name Chess just doesn't speak to me. It sounds like a boring. It sounds like a boring play.

[Monet X Change]

I guess if the Queen's Gambit was named Chess, maybe when I watched it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Queen's Gambit is a beautiful name. Oh, my God. When I think about the names and stuff. I'm like, that's such a good name. The Queen's, The King's Speech. What's the one with Teyana Taylor? What's the new Teyana Taylor movie?

[Jacob]

One Battle After Another.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One Battle after Another. That's a great movie.

[Monet X Change]

I want to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What a great title.

[Monet X Change]

Are there any movies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No country for Old Men.

[Monet X Change]

Never seen that title itself. Did you see it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There Will Be Blood.

[Monet X Change]

No country for Old Men. Did you see it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I saw There Would Be

[Monet X Change]

Blood, so I guess it wasn't good enough for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember thinking to myself, I like this hotline, but I would go watch it because of this title. No country for Old Men. Men in Black, the Color Purple. These names make me want to go see them.

[Monet X Change]

The Lion King, which is a ripoff of a sorority.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what doesn't make me want to watch something?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The name. Cheetah Girls. I don't like that name.

[Monet X Change]

Can I say something? When are we going to reboot the Thundercats? Oh, Lyna. Chitara. Like, when are we going to bring back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was a little young for Thundercats. The.

[Monet X Change]

You were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was.

[Monet X Change]

You was in middle school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally now.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, because I was in elementary school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were watching reruns.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so you were watching. I've seen the reruns. You've seen the reruns too? Because you.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You knew it.

[Monet X Change]

You were saying the things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know what Thundercats is. But Thundercats came out when I was like a. I was. When did Thundercats come out, Jacob? Can we figure it out?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna guess 1987.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was one. Okay, I was way too young to watch the Thundercats.

[Monet X Change]

1985.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was not even alive. Thundercats is too old for me.

[Monet X Change]

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watched little Thundercats, but I thought

[Monet X Change]

it was kind of boring, to be honest. Can we do the Thundercats with everyone for their sex?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like Thundercats like that.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be Chisara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you wanted to do Dexter's Laboratory.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, we can do that too. I think we should do more than one picture next year. Just one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I'm open.

[Monet X Change]

We can do that. We can do the. The six. The. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you do background shows? Background tv? I do, but you look at your phone or you just like.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like sometimes, like, Love is blind. All of my love is blind Girlies out there. The first four episodes become real. I mean, the whole thing becomes a little bit redundant and repetitive at one point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're doing this with show you haven't even watched yet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, because Love is blind. In the first four episodes, it's the same thing. They're in the thing talking to the woman, but they'll say, my favorite color is brown. Then you hear the music Dun. Wow. I just really feel connected to you. And I love brown too. And you hear that 18 times. I'm like, I know what this is. So I will be on my phone doing something while just listening to get the big beats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It's a reality show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it was a show you watched before. But also, to be clear, even shows I've watched, I'm going to. I'm sitting down facing the tv. And if you know this about me, if anyone says anything, pause.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The tv, so ridiculous. You're talking on. So what you gonna do when you miss an important part?

[Monet X Change]

But let me deal with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then you talking to me.

[Monet X Change]

No, because it'll be the thing. And Jacob is sitting over here. I'll be like, I'll be like, girl. I'll probably be like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, girl, keep on playing. No, no, you can have a conversation, but I'm gonna get distract. Go do y' all a little talky talk.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, girl. So I do that. And then. So then I'm like, okay, girl, just playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, oh, when you go to the kitchen, can you get a. I'm like, I'm just asking to get me a. So to go to the kitchen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're all going to wait.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so crazy. Cuz you the bitch at the movie theater, be like, girl, I don't know what. You know, whatever that thing you about. Cannot watch a single frame of the movie. Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But okay, in my defense, my comments are perfectly tied.

[Monet X Change]

We went to go see Wicked together. Granted, we had both seen it already. This is probably our most recent movie thing. We both see it already. And the. Throughout the entire movie, Bob is giving me bits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm commenting on what's happening on the film. Y' all will be just having conversations. Have nothing. Like, we'll be sitting down like, hey, everyone, we're all gonna gather around and watch this brand new show that just came out. No one has. No one in this room has seen this show. And then y' all be like, so Tomorrow the podcast Ms. Pat's coming in, so we gotta make sure that we. And I'm like, I will be like, I know she didn't just wear that. Or I'll be like that offense ugly. Or I'll be like, she. That's the evil bitch right there. I'm commenting on what we're watching. Y' all are just. You know what I hate. Let me try it. Now. There came a point in my relationship with my loving partner, Jacob, where I had to realize this is just how he enjoys things. I have to just let it go. I let it go. Let it go. But, like, if I am, like, so excited to show you a TV show, bitch, if I'm excited to show you a TikTok, if it is 6 seconds long. Do not look away. Don't look away.

[Jacob]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I need is six seconds of your time. Stare at the phone for the. If it's 30 seconds, I need. I need you to give me 34 seconds. Do not look away. Don't do something. Don't be in your pocket. Don't talk to me in the middle of it. Because then they miss the best part every time. Now we get. Now we gotta start over. Now we gotta go. Now I gotta swipe up and swipe back down again so we can watch that thing over and over, over and over again. If I show it to you have to watch Taylor be looking around. Then 25 TikTok Instagram reels a day. You have to look. You have to look.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so rich about. Because sometimes people show you Tiktoks and then you will.

[Jacob]

You.

[Monet X Change]

But I will say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watch.

[Monet X Change]

I will say. No, you. If you want to say a joke, you will pause it, say the joke, and be like, all right, continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I'll be like, now, is this where she. Okay. Is this a reference to. Okay. Which I always forget because on and reels, if you tap it, it sounds. I panic. Because if you tap it, you're just muting it.

[Monet X Change]

Muting it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now I've missed three seconds trying to. So then I'm trying to go back. I skip all the way back to the beginning.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

On reels, you gotta hold it down or touch twice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you ever see. No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can touch it twice.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Mary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that'll stop. No, that can't be true.

[Monet X Change]

Watch. You're about to find out. I'm about to blow your mind. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why have you withheld this? I just like this. I don't even know who the fuck this is.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe it's Tik Tok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You told home with Juan you just got a like for me.

[Monet X Change]

You know, it's really funny. I didn't realize. I. I'd Seen so much of the content before. Eric Sedenio. Yeah. He's so funny. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rico Taquito's all over the Internet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's. I. I knew I'd seen him before. I didn't real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Lately, I guess since I did this podcast, I just been seeing a lot of his stuff. More.

[Jacob]

More.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is one lady I've been following online. She tells stories. She always want. If y' all know her, she's one. Talking about. What did she say? She said she has a bit about. She has like a euphemism for masturbating. I can't recall. So happy I was grinding the bean

[Monet X Change]

or I was like, I was looking in the bean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she has. She's made up a new one, or at least one that I never heard. Like, I was. I was blending the bean or something and I was. I can't remember what it was.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, can I tell you something?

[Jacob]

Say it.

[Monet X Change]

You was used.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blending the bean. No.

[Monet X Change]

So I know I said I was done with surgeries. I'm not doing other surgeries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you say that?

[Monet X Change]

I said that on. But I saw one this weekend. I'm like, I need to get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna finally take care of. Oh, no, you go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

It's called rib sculpt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rip sculpt.

[Monet X Change]

Rib sculpt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rib Sculpt.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. They basically file and thing down your. Your. Your bottom five ribs. So to bring your waist in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Open you up.

[Monet X Change]

I. I think they do it kind of like how they did my bunny. And they, like, print. They put a little. Make a little incision. They go in and they. So I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna rip sculpt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, why don't you just waist train, girl?

[Monet X Change]

I've been waist training for 12 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I mean, but this is this, like, you and I are like, waist training. The rear waist trainers. The girl. The girlies who are wearing it all day long. Yeah, they always have a. All the waist training, girl. Some drink cup. They're always carrying like a. Stanley all, have you noticed this? No, I know I haven't noticed the flat tummy tea. Girls. It's the flat tummy tea.

[Monet X Change]

That's what it is. So. But this is a permanent fix now. You get it done, it's minimally invasive, and then you have to wear a corset for 23 hours a day for two months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you ready to do this?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if it'll give me this,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you know, Ziya Persian.

[Monet X Change]

See she just did it. That's the way I still did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her body is crazy Girl body, crazy body.

[Monet X Change]

Wavy, thick voice. Woody little ways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zaya Persian's body is.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I saw on my tick tock. I was like, oh, I'm rib sculpting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is crazy. I don't know if she's wearing a corset.

[Monet X Change]

I think she went a corset on top of this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I also very, very young.

[Monet X Change]

And she's very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I'm talking about she's very young, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

So what. What are you trying to say? I won't recover?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they not as well as a 20 something year old. You think you have the same recovery as someone in their 20s? Go get your wisdom teeth removed today and tell me and tell me and come back and report back to me.

[Monet X Change]

Not the same, but I don't think it's gonna be that drastically different. Like what you feel like it'll take me a year as opposed to her. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How are your feet doing? How long did it take?

[Monet X Change]

That's standard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

My feet. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

I could fit into closed toe shoes now at 10 months. When they said it'll be a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zay did it at three days.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't have her feet done. Would you get rib sculpting with me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Mute it though, Jaco. Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That's how you do it. Oh, wow. I'm getting it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so what's happening, y'? All? When Jay will put this on the screen? Oh, oh, they're bending them.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Why not? I'm not saying no for me. No for you. I'm saying no for me. I would. I would never.

[Monet X Change]

And then you waist train to get it done and you to. To. To keep the mold and then you're good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Getting this hair transplant was crazy. Crazy for me was like cr. I was like, this is. That is probably the craziest. I. I mean, the other cosmetic procedure I've ever had was Botox, and I had chin filler one time, and I don't. And I guess you could also count my. My dental work as cosmetic.

[Monet X Change]

No, you. You have to get your wisdom teeth out. That can be like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I've had, like, more.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had my chipped teeth replaced and I've had my missing teeth replaced. And I guess that is all cosmetic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's cosmetic. I didn't need it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this?

[Jacob]

Jacob, you also had Your thrusty surgery.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Which wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did.

[Monet X Change]

Which wasn't cosmetic. You did it because you need.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that was pretty. It was elective.

[Monet X Change]

Best 30 days of my life. Best 30 days of my life. When this bitch had to shut the fuck up and couldn't talk, you couldn't say shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? The best 16 days of my life. When you went to go to Drag Race the first time, or was it 10?

[Monet X Change]

First of all, it was four weeks. I made it to top six, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Best five days of my life. I kind of want to do a mini doc about going home first.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And being like, what is the mental impact of going home first? Do you think Dorinda would do my little talk about going home first? I recently come into something really nice on a poster. I was like, honestly, I'm glad that you got a second chance.

[Monet X Change]

I'm happy because Dorinda is very sweet. No, girl, you had a different experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did want you to boo when she walked in. I want. I wanted you. I wanted to walk in, eat. I want you to be like.

[Monet X Change]

I thought about it for a second, but she's a very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I would have done that for you.

[Monet X Change]

She reminds me. She's a very, like, sweet, like, older lady. She's older than me. She's in her 50s. How old is Dorinda, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dorinda's 42.

[Monet X Change]

She's not 42 years old. And if Dorinda is 42 years old, then she needs to 60. 60 years old. She's very sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's calling people older ladies.

[Monet X Change]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

She's an older lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's younger than a lot of ladies. You have aunts older than her.

[Monet X Change]

I was saying this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have young aunts.

[Monet X Change]

Are they. Is my aunt young?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We the same. Oh, one of them just looks really young.

[Monet X Change]

She has the young. She's 52, though. That's not young.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks like she's my age.

[Monet X Change]

She does look very young. I was staying at my shows the other day. Cause I was on stage, and I do it at Sandy Anne when I either do questions for me or. Or advice, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did that first. Go ahead. I did. I'm just saying. Go ahead, continue.

[Monet X Change]

And somebody asked me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got it from Mateo.

[Monet X Change]

So they're like, monet, when you're gonna eat pussy? And I was like, can I be honest with you? I was like, I don't think I'll be very good at it. And I don't think me and the person Would have a good time because I don't know my way around a vagina, and so I need to do more practice first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My first time, I was not great. But if you just listen to what they're saying, if you just. If you have someone who is willing to be like, do this, do this, do this, do this. And if you're good at following instructions, by the third time, you won't need the instructions anymore. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I think I'll just stick to making out girls. I like making out with girls. Girls, in my opinion, not better. But do you want some tips about making out girls?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About eating?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, okay. One good tip is. Don't bite it. Oh, you can bite it. Don't bite it. No, don't bite it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But don't, like.

[Monet X Change]

What was the pause, though? Cause you just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you can, like. You can put pressure on it with, like, your tongue. Like, push it between your tongue and the roof of your mouth or even between your lips, but you're not, like, biting it, but, like, a little pressure on.

[Monet X Change]

So is this the minora or the majora?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the clitoris.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, the little thing up there either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, like, don't, like, swallow any fluids. Like, like, keep. What do you mean? It's like when sucking dick. Sucking dick. Whenever someone sucking dick. Every fluid. No, but when you Sucking dick, if you're. If you're like. If you get off the dick and you're like. And I'm back to being dry. No, just let it be ooey and gooey for, like. Let it be ooey and gooey for a bit. You know what I mean? Like, I think that that's whenever someone's sucking dick and they. They, like, they're so interested in, like, in, like, polishing it off, but not even. Not saying, like, when you're done, but you've seen this right? Where they're like. And you're bone dry again, then you gotta start back at. I say let it be a little ooey gooey. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've also on the podcast, I like a sloppy. I would say, leave me in a puddle.

[Monet X Change]

You see, I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like it. I want to wipe my ass out. Like, I gotta wipe my holes when it's too wet. I'm like.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like we're done. And I'm like.

[Shopify Advertiser]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

This is too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is too.

[Monet X Change]

Especially if you're on, like, your own property at home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put a towel down.

[Monet X Change]

I Feel like that's too property.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What in the 1% your own. When you on your. When you on your estate.

[Monet X Change]

No, your fucking bed is wet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, that's too much. Put a towel down. That's too much.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like. See now that feels like you're planning too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you go to someone's house and they put a towel down,

[Monet X Change]

you about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to get the best motherfucking toppy you ever had in your hole. If they put a towel down, they're dead ass.

[Monet X Change]

If I know the person specifically likes it extremely wet, I will adjust how I like to give them. But my base level is like, is medium wetness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does your face look like in between? Do you look respectable? Would you. If you. Okay, let's say in between, like mid dick sucking. If you popped up, would you let them take a picture of you and

[Monet X Change]

post it on the Internet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because you look a little messy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Look a little messy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're able to pop up and get a picture that feels respectable and you can use it on your LinkedIn, it should be like I was a glazed. Like, Like a donut.

[Monet X Change]

Like a donut. Do you like, do you like, do you. Do you look ice come on your face? Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you really want to.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really have any strong opinions about where the cum goes. Tbh.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just like, what, what if you

[Monet X Change]

meet someone who's really into on you swallowing but they tell you before but just be forewarned. I have a huge load but I want to see swallow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I've never. What do you mean see? Like they want, they want to like shoot in my mouth. Like, like they don't, they don't want to push it down. They want to like scoot back and like.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And aim in there and watch it. And they want to. And they had, they have so much coming. Cause you see these guys on porn when they, they take some type of thing that they produce extra. Have you ever seen this? And they're coming so much you're like, this is not human. This is not man made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen. I mean there's a Reddit called Redditor cum. Reddit or cum Redditor? Like you're a person who uses Reddit. A redditor Redditor cum. And they are coming such absurd amounts of cum. It's not real that it. I'm like, this actually looks disgusting.

[Monet X Change]

No, they inject the thing into their thing to make them come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some people just cum a lot though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but there's a difference between people who come a lot, like, for a human being and someone that is a fucking fireheart just producing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How'd you think you come hold your hand out?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you filling up in your hand? I don't know. I hate when you come and you try to clean the cum up. But, like, I don't care if you are using, like, a face cloth or a beach towel. The whole towel is covered in cum. Like, you cannot rotate the towel enough times where you're not touching cum. You're like this. You're like. This towel is huge. How is every corner I touch covered in cum?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Shopify Advertiser]

Or.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or.

[Jacob]

Or.

[Shopify Advertiser]

Or. Or.

[Monet X Change]

Or if you come in a shower and it becomes, like, paste. This ever happened to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You coming in the shower when you

[Monet X Change]

hook up in a shower?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hook up in the shower when I.

[Monet X Change]

When I cruise at the gym or. Well, not now. When I have cruise at a gym before I hook up someone at the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if y' all saw someone at the gym that wasn't Monae come in

[Monet X Change]

the shower, come becomes like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. When come hits water, it's like. It's gelatinous.

[Monet X Change]

Gelatinous and sticky, and it won't remove. It's crazy. Ew. I hate the consistency when I gets. When he touches water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like when people water.

[Monet X Change]

When people fuck in a pool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, well, pool. The pool water takes away all the lubrication, too. Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm like, how are people fucking in pools?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, when you gritting bear. Cause it's hot.

[Monet X Change]

When Nomi Malone was fucking that guy in Showgirls in the pool. There is no way that would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I met that guy.

[Monet X Change]

The guy she fucked, right? Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I met him.

[Monet X Change]

He's a big actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I met him. He was.

[Monet X Change]

Is he the guy from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

He's Charlotte's husband. She's Trey.

[Jacob]

She's Trey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Trey.

[Jacob]

Y'.

[Shopify Advertiser]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all are mind melding over here.

[Monet X Change]

You don't watch Sex and City. Trey is Charlotte's husband. City. Where did you meet him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wicked. Oh, for a good premiere. No, no. Where was it?

[Jacob]

It was that the premiere. Brittany Broski's show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. For the. Yeah, that's right. He was like, you gotta come on my podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he never reached out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you're watching, I just thought,

[Monet X Change]

oh, he's in the show Fallout. Have you ever seen Fallout?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I heard it's really good.

[Monet X Change]

I saw the first episode last night. I started falling asleep, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I'm really into, like, the dystopian. I can do a few here and there, but, like, Mad Max didn't really speak to me. I couldn't watch Dune.

[Monet X Change]

I hate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't say you hate Dune, people. Dune is the new Star Wars.

[Monet X Change]

I don't care. I did not like Dune, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dune is the new Star Wars.

[Monet X Change]

I did not like Dune. I don't care what they say. What people tell me to think about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was written before Star Wars.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So Star wars is the new Dune. Fix it. Jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the Star wars guy's name?

[Monet X Change]

George Lucas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

George Lucas.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But I realized something I do not enjoy is retrofuturism. I hate retrofuturism. What is that, like the 60s? What the 60s thought the future looked like? So it's like. I hate that. I don't like retrofutur. It just doesn't speak to me. I hate that aesthetic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I recommend a book to you that I think you might think is actually pretty decent retrofuturism?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's a really easy. Reid.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Giver.

[Monet X Change]

I've heard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that considered retrofuturism? It's like a dystopian future where this. It's like every. No one in this world sees color. I blend in there. And they don't feel any pain. They feel. No, they don't feel pain. People don't die. They just go away and have a party and go away. But they're actually dying.

[Monet X Change]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spoiler alert.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, spoiler alert for the Giver is crazy. Spoiler alert for the Giver is actually crazy. But then you. This one person, the reason why everyone can live this life that's like, pain free is because one person takes all the pain. They are the taker.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the giver is the person who is giving that to the person who's going to become the. The receiver. I think it's called the Receiver. And the.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is not a thing in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what the Giver is about.

[Jacob]

I think some of it may have gotten lost along the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's what the. Gilbert. I mean, I haven't read some of it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I can't tell you my favorite thing when Bob is saying something on the podcast. Jacob does not agree. Jacob is not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't read it since grade. Well, I haven't read it since seventh grade. Okay. What do you think the Giver's about? No reading Ah, Put your phone down.

[Jacob]

Well, you said somebody has to, like, receive the pain, and that's why everybody is happy, which I guess is, like, kind of true. But it's the idea that, like, one person specifically has all the memories of, like, the entire society has no emotion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

So no one's happy, no one's sad. They're just, like, pretty flatline base. And then there's only one person whose job it is to carry, like, happiness, sadness, like all emotions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. They get overwhelming joy. They get. They get to see color. They get to that one person.

[Jacob]

Still one person, but they get memories of war, memories of, like, everything good and bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're living our lives. They live the lives we live right now.

[Monet X Change]

So. So what do you. What are people doing in this place? They're just sitting, so they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're assigned a baby. You don't have your own baby. They just bring a baby to your house. I think they assign you a partner. You also take medicine so you can't be horny like you did to Colleen. They do something to your body so you can't get horny. So you don't want to have sex. You just have, like, a domestic partner who lives with you, and they just give you a child.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I can't vouch for how great the book is now, but in seventh grade, bitch, I was hooked.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hooked. Great book. I think I have a couple of the giver over there.

[Monet X Change]

I also want to say, too, people clocked you in the comments the other day when I was at that I read Things Fall apart in eighth grade, people were like, girl, same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you get clocked, too, about Gilmore Girls. They dragged you a show about dinner. Do you want to apologize to Gilmore?

[Monet X Change]

Gilmore Girls? First of all, you're incorrect. I did not say it's a show about dinner. It says it's a show about a diner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd rather come in fast. Bob. I don't. Wait. Okay, Bob.

[Jacob]

Sorry. I'm going to find one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kayla K. Says, I'm sorry, I cannot watch this Gilmore Girl slander.

[Monet X Change]

Also, guys, Gravity ball. We should read Patreon comments more. Gravity. When we said Bob and I talking about the episode about gravity, we meant gravity Ball. Main. That's the episode. We were arguing in front of him a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the movie. Gravity. Not the. Not the act. Not Newton's law.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Gravity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gravity ends. Gravity. Mark Jacobs.

[Monet X Change]

Gravity Mar. Oh, gravity. Mark. Mark Jacobs. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then people were.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all will see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen already. Ms. Pat clocked us in the first five minutes of her being here, she's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, damn, cand shut the up. I be interview.

[Monet X Change]

We not argue with each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Ms. Pat also gathered you several many times.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Once gathered you by the. By the hairs on your chinny chin chin honey that you tried to get lasered off. But they're still there.

[Monet X Change]

Tony Wil said, I swear Monet talks just to talk. I hate Gilmore Girls. But I can definitely say there was drama and it was more than just a diner. It was a diner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did I read that as dinner? That's so embarrassing.

[Monet X Change]

That's so embarrassing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl monation can't possibly stand behind. Gilmore Girls is about a diner. Gather your leader people. It seems like Monat never actually watched Gilmore. So did you watch Gilmore Girls or not?

[Monet X Change]

I remember every time I saw a commercial for it, they were at a diner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you didn't even watch it.

[Monet X Change]

I think also I think about two Broke Girls.

[Jacob]

Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How there's very similar Two Broke Girls and Gilmore Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Because Girls Girls and the two more Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they worked in Girls Girls Girls. Girlfriends.

[Monet X Change]

Girlfriends. Gilmore Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, with Girls in the name.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, girls in the name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls Girlfriends. Gilmore Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Secret Life of College Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Secret Life of College Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Girls Time. Girls five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eva Girls five Ever Girls Behaving Badly. That was a show that Nicole Byer was on on MTV back in the day. Oh, and I think that Mateo Lane was on it too.

[Monet X Change]

I was just saying, do you know a TV thing that's gone? I wish it would bring back the. The talking head ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, golly, like mtv, like a girl code. Oh, you mean like, like Best Week Ever.

[Monet X Change]

Best week ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When I see Best Week Ever was such a good show.

[Monet X Change]

Should we. Should we produce one about gay stuff?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm down. I mean, the question is, is there a reason why no one's making it anymore?

[Monet X Change]

No, I just think. I just think that things that go out of style, like I like I think about all those shows from like the early aughts and like late 90s from MTV. Like Room Raiders next. Like all those shows, I think they just, they had their time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if Room Raiders came back, I

[Monet X Change]

would watch it again. But is it cause I'm from that time. Would newer kids like to watch, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Date My Mom.

[Monet X Change]

I remember Dating My Mom. I remember that one too. They were all part of that same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you let your mom pick your partner?

[Monet X Change]

I would. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think she'd be interested.

[Monet X Change]

I think she would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She'd look at whatever Kevin wants. He's miserable anyway.

[Monet X Change]

She's very like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever I want, but I would let

[Monet X Change]

my mom pick my dad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother would have very much liked to have picked my partner.

[Monet X Change]

Very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother loved Jacob a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was obsessed. I was like, all right, I'm your son. Calm it down. Ms. Martha Caldwell.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, this is a great, fun episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when you wiggle like that, the microphone bounces and it's like, it drives me crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, visually, it's so distracting.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Andy has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm looking at this. This is what I'm saying. The whole episode.

[Monet X Change]

The whole episode. You mean the last one minute you've

[Bob the Drag Queen]

been doing it the whole time? No. Consistently? No. And he does what?

[Monet X Change]

He has RLS Restless Leg Syndrome. He really does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He can't.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not his leg. He always has one leg. Always going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say anything. Some people are really against the RLS community.

[Monet X Change]

He does. And he says, please don't talk about my leg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you literally brought up on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Well, like, don't stop it. Like, if you're in person, you go, like, don't, don't, don't, don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say, don't stop my leg. Yeah, because he needs it to move.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does it feel like? It's just like. Like you just got a fidget. Interesting.

[Monet X Change]

We're going to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to do another mini doc about Ros.

[Monet X Change]

You look at these docs, how many you have? So many logged up. Bye, everyone.

[Jacob]

Bye.