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At Yamava Resort and Casino celebrating its 40th anniversary. You win. Must be 21 to enter. I Want to go ahead and acknowledge before Monat tries to take advantage of my bad mood. I'm in a bad mood today, and Monet's gonna try to take advantage of it. I'm getting ahead of the narrative.
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I literally said, y', all, by the time I'm in a bad mood, I said, we got you, baby. You're not gonna be in a bad mood, baby. I was literally trying to be sweet, and now I'm okay, but I'm just. I'm just getting ahead of the narrative.
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Shall we get into it? Macaroni x cheese?
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Yeah, let's get into it. So, y', all, this is. This is the last episode for bracket one before we dive in. Bob, how have you. I. I think first episode, you were not featuring this bracket. Do you still not feature the girls?
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It's not that I don't feature the girls, because I actually like a lot of these queens. Like, I'm a. I'm a fan of Morgan. I'm a fan of Lucky Stars. I'm a fan of Dawn. I'm a fan of a lot of these girls. Those. I'm actually. These three are my favorites from this bracket. Tbh.
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It's just. I want the drama.
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And we got a little bit this episode because Mystique got. I think Mystique showed her real.
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She. Mystique is too much. She showed her true colors.
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Because I was. Cause, you know, the whole, like, you remind. Because at first I was like, no, Morgan's doing too much with this whole, like, I know how Mystique. I was like, maybe Mystique is just nice. I think Morgan knows her sister better
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than I know her sister.
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And she was like, this bitch is fake, phony, and lying.
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Yeah, I wrote that down. I said, morgan called it from episode one. And me, I was like, no, Morgan, stop. You're like, me, too.
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I was like, how could you? How dare you?
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Yeah, I was like, you, like, painted her with the same brush from season two. She's changed. She's evolved. Bitch. Cut to Morgan said bitch. Y' all wait two episodes, and y' all gonna see the real Mystique. Honey. Also, if you.
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Oh, that looks crazy.
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Also, if you. If you.
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Have you been following Mystique online?
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No,
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girl. She's like, calling dawn names, and it's crazy. It's. It's. She's like, dawn is fake, phony, and this, that, and the other. And then dawn coming to be like, where. We'll talk about it during. Jacob, if you could look it up. We'll talk about It. During our super secret Patreon exclusive.
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Has. Has. Has. Have any of the girls said anything about cinema? I haven't seen any. Any cinema. I've already discourse, so that's nice. And people aren't being mad at us for a change or they're not watching. There's that. That. Are we in our flop era? Maybe? You know what? No. No, we're not. No, we are.
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We are the premier podcast for Drag Race girls. Who cares that Trix and Kati get millions of views?
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Who cares?
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Is it about views?
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Is it about quality or about quantity? It's about. It's about. It's about quantity, babe. Okay, so top of the episode, the girls are exchanging their. Their. Their points.
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And I just say up front, like I've been saying for a long time, I said it a while back, Morgan is a real sister. Like, Morgan is a sister. Morgan is a drag queen's drag queen. Morgan is a real one. Morgan wants to make good tv. But Morgan has a very strong moral compass that I think is pretty consistent throughout her entire run on this season. And her giving her point to a' keria is so real. Everyone should have given their points to a', keria, considering how much a' keria did for all the girls. You don't think so?
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No. Oh, my God. You're like fucking Joe who's playing Survivor and he's playing Survivor mad that people are lying and deceiving. It's a fucking game. And if Morgan. If Morgan did not give a curia her points, Morgan would have made it to the next round. So it's not about dishonor and whatever. Fuck that bitch. I'm trying to get to the next to the next thing. Who cares?
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But what if you can't make it? What if you can't make it a year?
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If a cure didn't get. If. If Akiri did not get Morgan's point, Morgan would have went forward.
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And I do think Morgan deserved to go forward. Morgan has two wins in one in one bracket. I mean, you know.
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Yeah, but you might be right. I mean, it.
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This is. This is a. This is a lot of money.
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It's a.
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This is a lot of money.
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$200,000. That is. That is what? That's $100,000 more than your fucking bald head. Well, not bald no more. Your. Your.
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How dare you.
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You're newly not bald head made. It's $100,000 more than my fucking bald ass balding head made.
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It's $200,000. That could. That could be like a Quarter of Monet's pool in her lavish mansion.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Anyway, that's how I used to heat my pool. You broke dweebs.
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But, yeah, I wrote down. I said. I said people who
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said. We're not there yet.
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I know.
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We're getting ahead. Monet and I do this a lot. We don't go chronologically.
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We just.
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We guys, we are the podcast. Who do we say what we're thinking?
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Okay. We could do so in decency and order. Roberta.
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Okay. Let's try to be decent, though.
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See, I said people who play a game earnestly and fairly.
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Like, who?
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People who come to play a competition game earnestly and fairly. Boo. Like, it's. It's not time for that. It's about. It's about preparing the way to that. That. That. That sets yourself up for success. Not.
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What are you gonna do when you make it to the next round and you're not good enough then? Like, if you.
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If you.
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If you scam your way like Mistress did and you get to the next bracket and you're not good. Did. Wait, did Mistress make it to the next bracket? I can't remember.
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She was trying to stay away from Mistress. Mistress did make it. She made it to the next bracket,
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and she got there, and she wasn't good enough. So now what?
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I mean, none of them were. None of them were good enough compared to Ginger Minj, who fucking dusted them in every fucking challenge. She did. But I say this, but we know Morgan has the stuff. Morgan did a great job already, so she has the stuff. You just making sure. Yeah, I do think Morgan is.
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I think Morgan is more prepared to go to the next Cracker than Mistress was during her season, you know.
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Oh, 100%. And in Lucky and Morphine, which, by the way, did you hear this episode? Morphine said her name. Morphine or someone. They say morphine in the show. I'm not the only one, by the
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way, who said it.
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Lucky Star said morphine.
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Maybe she got the same. Maybe because she's a esl, too. I don't know.
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I'm not esl. What the are you talking about? I'm not esl.
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No. Excellent, superior, and legendary. What are you talking about?
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So, yeah, Lucky and Morphine, they exchange points. And also dragons associated, which I don't know when.
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I don't know when Alexandria said RuPaul said it too. What's important is that morphine says morphine. The person who says it says morphine. She doesn't say morphine.
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I'm going to Call this bitch right now. Hold on, because y' all not going to gaslight me. I've heard Morphine say her name. Just. Just how the fuck I'm saying it.
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Let's say I said right. Like, she's wrong, too. Mo. I love that y' all call her Mo now. How do you feel about fans calling you Mo?
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I don't. I don't know y' all hoes. I don't care. I don't mind. I want to ask Morphine how her name is Said.
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Yeah, let's go straight to the source. Don't and don't. Don't lead the horse to water.
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I'm not. I'm going to ask her to pronounce her name.
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You holding this phone to your hat is so camp.
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I love people are being in the challenge holding the air as a phone. I'm like, bitch, so what is your air? The phone.
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What the fuck?
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Damn, she's not going to answer.
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Damn. She don't fuck with you. That's crazy.
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To be fair. She's in Vegas. She's in Vegas. She's probably partying. She's probably partying last night. Who knows?
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Partying? It's 12:22.
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Yeah, girl. You know, clubs don't close in Vegas. Sometimes the bars are open 24 hours there and then the next day at the table. Mystique thinks that she still has. Sorry. Mystique still still thinks she has a good shot to go to the semifinals.
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How this is. Girl, listen, it got Discord really far. Delusion got Discord really far. I also think that Discord was actually doing a pretty good job, but I don't know. I wanted to, like, ride with Mystique and, like. But something about the way she's doing this season is not sitting well with me. If I wasn't there, I would. I wouldn't have handled that mirror moment as well as Lucky Stars did. I'll say it that way.
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Yeah, I think so, too. But I'm like. I just. I mean, in a world where she hasn't really done exceptionally well in any of the challenges yet, her runways have not been anything to her about. She's like, oh, yeah, but I still think I have a good shot to the semifinals. Okay, girl. Good for you.
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Well, she feels good about herself.
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Yeah. I also find it. I find it very interesting that she is really upset with Morphine and Lucky for not giving Akira their points. I'm like, this is again, like, you, like, okay, you wanted to give it to her. Why do. Why do I have to Acquiesce to, like what you like. You do what you want to do. Like when she's, like, upset and, like, kind of scolding Lucky and Morphine for not giving cure their points. And Morphine has a. Has. Has a good point. She's like, bitch. When I choreographed the first week, did all y' all give me. Give me points? No. So why does she get it? Cause she helped me make a costume.
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Can I just say, though, I don't think that Morphine's choreography helped the group as much as a' keria fully. Patterning, stitching, sewing, interfacing.
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She did not do all that. You adding all that. She did not do all of that to u o dear.
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No, but what I'm saying is I think that the help that. That A' keria gave was greater than the help that Morphine gave. It had more value in my eyes.
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I mean, to quote you and that girl from that show to you.
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Where is that queen? Where is that queen?
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I don't even know what show that is that you showed me. What show is that even?
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I don't know. Just a clip. I just kept saying online to you.
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Yeah. Wait. Prince Jin said, I truly think Mystique. Who the hell is Mystique?
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Mystique. Who's Mystique?
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Oh. Oh, my gosh. So many m's. Morphine, I think Morphine. Mystique. Right. Mystique Summers, Madison, Kinka, Biloba.
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Read the comment. Can you read the whole comment, please?
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Oh, the comment said. Oh, God, So many comments. I truly think Mystique played in everyone's face just to make good TV and mission accomplished.
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I don't think she's trying.
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I think she's being earnest. What do you think?
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I don't know. Mystique like that. Should we have her on the pod?
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I would love to have Mystique on the pod. That'd be great.
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Let's have a pod and ask her why she act like that.
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So Ru comes in and announced the challenge. And this week, the girls are shopping till they drop dead as monster presenters for HSN Home spooky Network. I actually like this challenge.
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It's kind of a hat on a hat. There's a lot going on here. It's like a. It's like an improv challenge. Then a spooky, ooky, kooky look challenge. Like, then. Then they're also selling, and then it's also like a low key, a marketing challenge. It's like a. It's a hat on a hat on
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a Hat at this point. It is. It is. It is a little convoluted, but I actually like the challenge. I think the challenges, like, I sometimes see challenges on Drag Race, and I wish I got to do them. Like, I wish I got to do the. The perfume one. The Alaska Red Fulfilled and all that stuff. I would have loved you. One is. Isn't that. Weren't they all selling us a fragrance?
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Yeah, yeah, they're selling the perfume. Yeah.
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Yeah. Are you?
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Are you.
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Did I pronounce that word?
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No, I'm just. I'm just saying that you said, yeah, they're selling the perfume. What?
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You're doing the thing. I don't even. Okay, I'm just making. I'm.
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I'm affirming they were selling perfume. Morphine was selling perfume. Why would Morphine be selling perfume when Morphine could sell perfume?
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Oh, my God. What? So annoying. So. And guys, obviously, I think the reason. Because I saw this online, people saying, like, well, I wish the girls got to choose their monster. I think that's why you think Drag Race.
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We didn't cover how many points. Let's just go back. Akira has five points. Don has four points. Lucky has two. Morgan has three. Morphine has two. And then Mystique point, and she's like, I got it in the back. And then.
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So RuPaul. So. So RuPaul tells them. I think. I think the girls got to bring their.
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You're doing a bit now. You. This can't be real.
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Wait, what did I do?
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I'm not.
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I swear to God, I'm not doing anything. But. What. What now?
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Now I feel like you're switching up emphasis just to be crazy. You've never said RuPaul. You've never said that until now.
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RuPaul. RuPaul. Jesus Christ, now.
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So now Morphine is on RuPaul show selling perfume. What is happening? What is going on?
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I'm going to fucking take this pencil and jab it through your eyes. I swear.
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Monetary, don't do that, Monet.
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So the girls got to. I think they chose their monster costume. And then. But RuPaul, no. Like, I have a fucking complex now. RuPaul got to show them, like, what they were selling. So a' Keria is a mummy selling an infinite rap. I'm Kiana, and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free trial@shopify.com. dawn is a werewolf selling grooming products. Lucky is a vampire selling a nutritional supplement for iron deficiency. Morgan is a ghost selling supernatural cosmetics. Morphine is a zombie selling prescription drugs. Selling prescriptions. And Mystique is Frankenstein selling dead handbags. Which one would you want to be?
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Like, comedically speaking? Okay, visually, I would want to be either Frankenstein or, like, the Bride of Frankenstein. But visually. But comedically, I think I want to be a vampire because I think that there's a lot of jokes for vampires. You're in the daylight, you up in the morning, you're like, there can be a garlic moment. I think there's a lot of. There's a lot of options there, you know?
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Yeah, I would want to be a werewolf. I think there's a lot there, like, things, they're like. Like dog jokes and stuff like that. Prey, fetch, whatever thing that. And vampire would speak to me if I had to choose.
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So you want to. You want to get into these. I will say so. Up first, we have Dawn. Not dawn, sorry, Morphine and Dawn Exes. Dawn.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And how did. How did you feel about their performance?
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Sorry.
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Sorry. I ruined it.
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Never mind. It's no one.
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So RuPaul lets the girls pick their partners and dawn and Morphine choose each other immediately. Now, no shade. No shade. No shade. If I was doing this challenge, I think I'm trying to think who I would have gravitated. I'm not just going to go with my friend. I'm going to go with someone who I think is good at improv. So I think I would probably go just like knowing that, like not really knowing all of these girls super well. I think I would have went towards Morgan because I've seen her improv hosting a show, so I would think she would have the sensibility to improv well in the challenge. Who, who, who you. Who would you go for?
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For a partner, I would choose Morgan McMichaels. I think Morgan is a go with the flow kind of girl. I don't know. I think dawn is funny, like, online, but I don't think. I'm trying to think how many times I've seen Dawn be, like, funny in the workroom. I think dawn is just. Who's just kind of funny interpersonally. But I don't know that Don has the comedy chops to, like, make a scene work, you know?
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Yeah, I agree. I would win with Morgan as well. And Lucky and Mystique are together, and in their group. Mystique is still bringing up this fucking Akira thing. I'd have been like, girl, please, we're doing the challenge. Like, move on.
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Like, I will say, though, Mystique looks stunning.
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What?
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I love this look. I love. Sorry. I know we didn't move on.
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This is before the challenge. When they're working on it, she's just, like, harping on this thing. I'm like, girl, give it up. And then also, she's not even trying to collaborate with Lucky. She's kind of like, teach her. And granted, I don't know how strong Lucky is at this kind of thing, so maybe there is. We'll see. In a challenge, there was some stuff she could have learned, but Mystique is, like, working with someone, the energy when they're not trying to collaborate, they're trying to be your mom and teach you is annoying. Bitch, we are. We are in this together. You're not, like, teaching me how to do this. We're working together. And that energy is not helpful in a group.
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But I feel like Mystique is trying to establish this, like, motherly mentor relationship with Lucky Stars. Like, back when she was like, you remind me of young me or season two me. So now she's, like, trying to establish this, like, I don't know this. She's insinuating that she's, like, mentoring her somehow, and I'm like, no, Shade, I would not pick you as my mentor. No, Shade, you have one point. You have one point.
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Literally, you have one point, Bitch.
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I have more points than you, and I haven't even won anything.
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Yeah, yeah. It's too much. Okay, yeah. Now we can get into the challenge.
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I mean, this wasn't great. I don't think any of these girls are particularly strong comedians, and I don't think Morphine and Dawn were particularly great. It wasn't terrible. We've seen much worse on Drag Race.
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Yeah, yeah, I said that. I think they need to work on the acting a little bit. Like. Like, the shaved head, bit Was crazy because dawn pulls out this razor. Like, she's gonna shave off. She gonna help Morphine shave her head as a zombie. So Don has the razor this far from Morphe's. Y' all watch this. It was this far from her head, and Morphine's already like, oh. Oh, my God, bitch. I'm like, she's not even touching with the razor. The razor's not on for real. She can put the razor on your head for real. And before she's there for two seconds, she just pulls the piece off. I'm like, y' all are not selling this fantasy at all.
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I would have taken her under the table, thrown a bunch of hair. Like, hair flies everywhere, and then you come back up with a clean shaven head.
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Yeah, girl, that Z. Baba. You're. You know, you're a seasoned attractress, as they say.
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Attractress.
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Yeah. So it's a. It's a. It's a Will and Grace joke.
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Oh, well, West King. Oh. Oh, okay.
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Thank you.
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Is that a compliment?
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Yes. Jack says, I'm not an actress. I'm an attractress. Oh, yeah.
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Just Jack.
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Yeah.
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Okay, gang, gang.
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Also, Morphine has all these prosthetics, and they're taking me out because they're so obviously visible. So she has this fake hand, and so it's like a fake plastic hand, but you can see her finger peeking up under because she's trying to hold things so you could just see her. I'm like, girl, we can see your hand under the fake hat.
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It was taken. Why did no one tell her that it wasn't reading?
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Girl, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
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DJ is black. Said, yeah, they had good jokes. They just were not executed well, which is honestly, that's the biggest tragedy when the idea is good. If you had just invested a little more time. But in their defense, you don't have a lot of time. You don't have extra takes. You have the time you have, you know?
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Yeah. And like, even some of, like, the improv stuff. Cause they had this improv thing where, like, someone. You know, when the John Rivers part, when the. Well, the person called in and she asked if she can use the razor on her coin slot. Like, they didn't, like, volley with that. There was a jokes there. Like, maybe she could say, no, but I like to use all my meat muffin or just. Or really, no, but you can use it on your vagina. There are jokes there that they just weren't going for to make. Like, the Bit funnier. But, I mean, she was the top queen of the week, so what the fuck do I know?
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Do you know they sell these razors that don't nick and don't grab, that are made for. No, no, no, they work. They're. They're made. I don't really shave my balls very often, but I have before.
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Really?
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And they don't. Yeah, and they don't. They don't. They do not grab. They do not. Oh, the Philips Norico. I don't know if that's the one.
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I don't trust it.
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But they don't. I mean, you can. Monet, I'm telling you. You can rub it across your balls and all it takes is hair. Your balls. Your wrinkly balls.
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That doesn't make sense.
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I'm not a scientist. I don't understand it. No, it's not that. That's not the one I use.
A
But it will use Jacob to shave your puswacha. Perhaps. The perhaps is said to be. Yeah, I do think. I do think that Morphine and Dawn, they look great, though. I do love their outfits. I wish that. I love that dawn has, like, these fully stoned, by the way.
B
This is not an ad, y'. All. Bunny Rancher. This is not an ad. Those folks are not sponsored. Don't go buy their shit. Do not. That's why I didn't say the name. I actually kind of remember the name of the one, but I'm not gonna say it. Cause I'm not. I'm not free advert for these people.
A
Yeah, I. I think that dawn looks. Dawn with this cunty, like, red stoned claws. Was. Was really funny. I think from the face. The face, she looks more like a. Like a. Like a really nice Shih Tzu. The werewolf. I want to see more like, you know, werewolf.
B
It's giving you. You know, it's giving. She likes. She should be back in that. Didn't y' all do the puppy thing? The dogs in court?
A
Oh, yeah, that's what it looks. Yes. Well, not all of us giving dogs in court. And Naomi. Naomi was a dog.
B
Oh, it was just Naomi.
A
Yeah.
B
Naomi was a dog in court. Yeah. Anyway, yeah.
A
And that's like. Okay, let's go on to Bloody Stars and Mystique.
B
Okay, so I will say this is the best Mystique has looked all season. This look is so good. I love this dress. I love this hair. Her makeup looks good. This is a really. Actually, both Lucky and Mystique look really good.
A
Lucky does look like a vampire. I Don't know what lucky looks like. Lucky looks like fucking coronavirus.
B
Well. Well, vampires are. I envision coronavirus being green.
A
Oh, no.
B
Anyway, you envision coronavirus as red, but it's not blood. It's like snot and mucus and through the respiratory system.
A
Yeah. I mean, I still think it's. I feel it's red with, like, green spikes for you.
B
The coronavirus is red with green. And I think the coronavirus is green with yellow things in it. Kind of like a sinus infection. Like if you sneeze and your mucus has sinus infection. That's what I envision, the coronavirus. And it obviously has a crown, because corona. It has a crown.
A
You just look. You thinking of that little fat little style Mucinex from the Mucinex monster?
B
The Mucinex monster, yeah. But I think the coronavirus is a little more cunty than the Mucinex monster. And she has a crown.
A
The crown for sure. Oh, my God. History says. She says she's a Venus flytrap. Okay, I can see that kind of. Maybe. Whatever she is, she does not look like a vampire.
B
I could see this being an artful interpretation of a vampire in a Baz Luhrmann film.
A
I love Baz.
B
Like if Baz Luhrmann did gay Dracula. Fagula.
A
You know Fracula. That's RuPaul's man.
B
Can I ask you a question? You tell me if this is a bad idea for a project.
A
What?
B
What'd you say? Fracula.
A
Fracula.
B
It's just oil, Ivan, to suck the earth. But anyway, that being said, this even though this scene was a complete flop and it was really awkward and it was incredibly uncomfortable, I will say the funny moment came out with the kosher thing and them not knowing what the word kosher, or maybe not being. Maybe it was unintelligible to them. Either they don't know what kosher means or. I don't know. I don't know what it is.
A
Yeah, I think she generally couldn't hear because it kept on saying. It sounded like she was saying. It sounded like. She kept on saying akosha. I think they could have easily made a joke about akosha. You mean Akosha C. Davenport? She's in the next segment. I don't know. Something to, like, make a joke that you couldn't get it because it ended up being funny. But I think it could have been something because the show, the editing made it funny. They could have easily made that same clip and made it awkward and be like, you know, that's why y' all suck.
B
It was on a side note, that voice is Alec Mappa. Oh, yeah, yeah. The voice on the phone is Alec Mappa.
A
Was it really?
B
He's a kosher one. Yeah, he posted about it, but I just think that it was funny on accident. And, I mean, Maddie, Matt, Mason. This is why I don't like saying y' all names. Can y' all just put your fucking names in here? I'm sorry. Yes. Mystique kept negating Lucky's improv and ruined the momentum of the bit. I hated it. Y'. All. I don't do a ton of improv, but when you are in a scene with someone who just will not, like, go with it, it is improvised. It feels impossible. It feels like you are in a constant uphill battle. You are literally. It's one battle after another. You fighting your scene partner over and over and over again, and them kind of acting like what you're saying is not funny. Instead of trying to find. Even if they don't find it funny, make a way to make it funny. Elevate it. Don't just be like, boo. You know what I mean?
A
Yeah. And that's my problem too, which I thought was very interesting that the judges didn't call her out on that because she was like. She was knowing the fuck out of Lucky's, like, everywhere Lucky trying to go. And the judges didn't. Didn't critique it or say anything about it, which is such a big part of improv. If you're gonna be with an improv and improviser, that's fucking saying no. Then what the fuck are you supposed to do?
B
I mean, the judges didn't point out, but Lucky did. When they. When they did their fucking makeup, Lucky was like, I didn't fucking like that. Anyway, should we move on?
A
Let's go to a' keria and Morgan. I think Akira is.
B
Sorry, Go ahead, Go ahead.
A
No, I was gonna say Akira is a breath of fresh air. She came in, it was very nice to see on the screen. I thought she was so funny. I thought even just off the. Off her first jokes, she's like, my name is Nefertiti, but you. But you can call me Titi for short. I think it was good. I think that she was really surprised. I was really surprised by some of her canned bits and her. And the ad up she was doing, because I didn't. You know, I don't peg a' Keria to be, like, a funny comedian girl, but she had some really good bits in There.
B
I think a' keria actually has. I don't see a' keria as a comedian, but every time she's had to improv on Drag Race, she's done well. Just remember, twerking is a blessing, baby. Twerking is a blessing. I feel like whenever it comes to. Whenever a' keria is charged with the task of improv, she rises to the occasion every single time, in my opinion.
A
Yeah, I think she did a really good job.
B
I don't see La La Ri as an improper, but when she was doing that bit in the cart with her foot, it was. It worked really well. Like, some people are just. I think some people are just funnier than they think they are, but they don't explore that talent because they want to be cunt.
A
Yeah. And we'll get into some of her critiques from the judges, but I think there was a. It was some of the critiques. I'm like, y', all. Y'. All. Y' all really dragging it.
B
Um, I like what Johnny Tsunami said. I get accused of wanting to fuck Johnny Tsunami because I read all of his comments, but he always makes the comments. Johnny Tsunami said, when a' keria can work past her anxieties, she's so good. That is true. When. When a' keria is, like, up in her. Like, it's kinda like when Akira, in the last episode, when she was stuck on. I can't design. I don't know what to do. Once she gets through it, she comes out on the other side shining like a fucking diamond. Like, almost every time you fall for it.
A
Every time. That bitch was playing y' all. Anyway, Morgan, you rad about it. I think that Morgan. I was. I was shocked. I thought, Morgan's actually gonna be a little better. I could. I think that she could have made a lot more white jokes because she was a ghost and she was peeling what she was selling. I thought that could have been gone really far. And I think, again, some of the improving. Like, when the lady called, asked if it was. If it was cruelty free, she said she should have been like, cheryl, like, absolutely not. They're not cruelty free. Like, we test on animals, insects, drag queens. Like, she was just like, yes, they are. And she just left the joke there. I'm like, girl, there's a whole joke there.
B
Did you like. I did, like, her little. Her little skin bit when she pulled back and revealed the skin. Did you enjoy that moment? I didn't see it coming.
A
Yep. Yeah, that was good. I didn't see that coming either. But yeah, I was expecting a little more from.
B
I actually do think Akira was the best in this challenge.
A
I agree. To me, I agree. I wrote, I wrote, I wrote Breath of Fresh Air, Best of the Night.
B
But also, a' Keria is leading the pack. Do this bitch need more points? Like she's gonna go regardless, you know what I mean? Like, yo, bitch, Akira has five fucking stars. She's leading the pack.
A
No, dawn has them. Oh, well, right now, in this moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what? Wait, so history said. No, that's not what I wanted to read. History said you can be talented and lack confidence, Monet. Oh, about the cur. Okay, okay, I'm not doing this with y'. All.
B
Wait, Monet, what's happening? Communicate. Communicate.
A
No is what I said last episode. Akira, could you do that?
B
You went. All I heard was, I'm not doing this with y'. All.
A
Hisservice said, when I think she was. They were responding to my. To my comment when I said Akira was playing everyone. And his Sir B said, you can be talented and lack confidence, Monet. And I'm gonna stand ten toes down that a' Keria played the fuck out of y'. All. She was acting like she didn't think she'd do good. When a' Keria's her. Her portfolio, her resume speaks for itself.
B
Is it better to have talent and lack confidence, or is it better to have confidence and lack talent, have confidence,
A
lack talent, have confidence and lack talent, or have talent and lack confidence? I think the second you wanna be able to do the thing, I actually
B
think that it's better to have the confidence and lack the talent. Cause you can trick people into thinking you're good. I mean, that's fair, but I wouldn't know. Cause I have both.
A
Well, you definitely have one more than the other. Let's just say that.
B
Yeah, we all agree on that. And on that note, let's move on to the looks before I bust your motherfucking ass.
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I gotta tell you guys, I actually have a friend who struggles with ocd and he used ERP therapy, and he was like, the way it changed my life has been staggering. So give it a shot. Actually, before we get to the looks, how do you feel about this awkward moment between. Before I get to the looks, how would you deal with this awkward moment between. Okay, if you were Lucky Stars, would you have confronted Mystique?
A
It depends. Like, I don't know. Clearly, Lucky Stars has had. Has had it. Because, I mean, Mystique would literally would not shut up about this fucking thing. So I can only imagine if what we saw on camera is probably half of what she actually did. She's probably like, she was probably over it. So I probably would have at that point.
B
And if you were Mystique, how would you feel? How would you handle being confronted like this? Because Mystique was like, no, it was you. You're the reason why. You're the reason it didn't work. It was all you.
A
And I feel like that's why Derrick don't like you, bitch. Cause you act like this.
B
And that's why. You got one point. Let's go do the Runway, bitch.
A
I'm like, girl, I'm not taking no fucking notes for some bitch with one point.
B
I mean, part of me would have been like, you got one point. That mean the judges don't like you, the girls don't like you.
A
Are you ready to go to the looks? Yes. RuPaul looks stunning. I love this outfit of RuPaul. RuPaul looks so sexy, so hot. She loves. She's been really into this patent leather, thigh high boot and gloves combination for. For a little while now.
B
I don't know where the hell she found boots this long. Like, those boots are actually. Girl, when I buy thigh highs, they stop on my knees. Are these tops okay?
A
That's crazy.
B
They do. I can grab a pair right now. They literally stop at my knees. It's crazy. I'm not even kidding.
A
They probably are custom. Arupo look like black punk rock Elastigirl.
B
That's a lot of. That's a lot of layers. Well, everyone looks good. Let's go into the entree, honey. The girls.
A
Okay, so what was the category again? Paris, France.
B
Do What?
A
Paris, France. Paris, France.
B
Paris, France. The category is Paris. Yep. The category is Paris. Okay. And she's a Parisian rat, I guess, like ratatouille. Oh, okay. Because I was like, what's happening?
A
No, not just that, but like. No, it's not that. It's. Paris is known like. Like New York. Like rat. They have a lot of rats in Paris.
B
But the cats are Persian. They're Persian cats, not Parisian cats.
A
It's not a cat. The rat.
B
She's a rat. R A T. Oh, a Parisian rat. Okay. Well, she looks. She does look good, but is there a butt? She looks good. There's no butt. She looks really good. I. I like this look. I think she looks really good. I think that. I don't know if I would have. I feel like rats are New York City. Like, when I think of a rat in the city, I go straight to New York. I don't go to Paris. Do you?
A
I think. I think if you. I think if you're in Europe, you say Paris. If you're in America, you say New York.
B
Does London not have rats?
A
Not like Paris girl. I mean, I. I've been to Paris one time. Granted, I didn't go and check out the wildlife there, but I have heard the lore that Paris has a lot of rats.
B
Well, I mean, that being said, she looks really great. I mean, I think she looks stunning. I think that this. This outfit is cute. I do think the dress looks a little. Little not high end. Like, I feel like her other outfits look look nicer than this one. But that being said, she still looks great, though.
A
I love. I mean, I just love that. Her attention to detail. I think the tail and then also having the. These leggings on her shoes to make it look like rat feet. So I think it's the attention to detail for me that really sells it for me.
B
Let's go on to morphine. Love, Dion. Is this a prosthetic? Yeah, she looks really good.
A
She can take a walk with it.
B
She's the cat bones. I mean, this look is amazing. I love these skulls on the inside of her train. I think her makeup looks amazing. Her hair looks really good. I don't. This is. This is an absolutely phenomenal look. This is a. Some of diamond. D. Love Bug says it looks a little bulky, Slightly bulky, but I don't know. This is. I think this is great. It's meant to be. I mean, I ain't never been in a catacomb, but if it's full of skulls and skeletons, then I guess it's going to get a little crowded down there, right?
A
Why do you think she's in a catacomb?
B
Because the Parisian underneath the streets, they have the catacombs. This is absolutely what she.
A
Oh, got it.
B
So if you go under the streets of Paris, they have all these skeletons in the catacombs.
A
Trigger warning, chat. Trigger, warning, chat.
B
I'm about to show Monet pictures of the catacombs. There are skeleton heads in the chat. If you don't want to see it, you got 30 seconds to look away. Not 30. 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five.
A
Okay, here's combat. That was two seconds.
B
So it's the catacombs I gave a lot of.
A
It's this.
B
This is the vibe.
A
Oh, okay. Work.
B
Yeah.
A
Someone said, I would have skipped the skull. Bitch. Okay. So now I'm doing a boss.
B
The skulls are the whole thing.
A
I was about to say Gary, for short said I would have skipped the skulls. That's what it is, bitch. It should have skipped the skulls. She'd just be wearing a dress.
B
Yeah, if you have skulls, then. What are you. What are you doing? What are we doing here?
A
Like what.
B
I think it's okay. Okay, Jacob, enough. Skeleton. Jesus Christ. Let's go over to the girl.
A
Q made this.
B
Oh, Q made this. That's true. Q made it work.
A
Work. You. This is my real.
B
This my real skill.
A
That's what Sultan said. I didn't say it.
B
Sultan said it. I just read it. Okay, let's leave to Lucky Stars.
A
Okay. This, in my opinion, is the best we've ever seen Lucky on the show. I think this was such a cool, inventive way to do this category. Having the. The 3D moment with the ones on her arms, the piece on her head. I think this is the best. Lucky Stars. In all of her little looks, it's the best she's ever looked on the show.
B
Yeah, it looks really good. I love this odd skirt shape. It's giving Lucky stars nights. Lucky, starry night. Like, there is so much cool stuff going on with this. Obviously, Paris is known for its art and the Louvre. This is. This is great. This is. This is actually. This is phenomenal. I mean, I would have loved to see the Mona Lisa in here, but, you know, it is what it is.
A
It's copyright. You're not allowed to depict the Mona Lisa. Yeah, you have to pay, like, a. Rights. Rights for it.
B
The Mona Lisa has to be public. It's not the Mona Lisa.
A
It's one of 10, like, art pieces that are. That are not in order to produce it. On television, like World of Wonder or Paramount had to pay to put it on. You can't just put it on thing. It's like. It's a thing.
B
Even to parody. Even to parody it.
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, the more you know, the more you know. Let's go on to Mystique. What. How. How is this Paris?
A
She. I think because she bought in Paris, Texas.
B
What's. What's Paris about this, though? I don't.
A
I don't get it. Her.
B
Her concept was like, it's Paris Fashion Week. Like, she's a model at Paris Fashion Week wearing a gown coming from a fitting. She's like, Paris supermodel Fashion Week. I cannot believe that was her. But I want to. She came out perfume like.
A
Like a Dior ad. Like, oh, yeah, that's true. She did do that.
B
Like a fashion.
A
It's giving her Charlize. The Charlize, starring for J' Adore Dior.
B
Okay, but what's the difference between Paris Fashion Week, London Fashion Week, New York Fashion Week, L.A. fashion Week, Milan Fashion Week? Like, what about. This is specifically London Fashion Week. I mean, Paris Fashion Week.
A
What's gagging me is the fucking. The fucking lining. Well, not the lining. Like, you know, this is for. If a real woman is wearing. Sorry. Not a real woman. If a woman is wearing this, like, the modesty little. What you call it? Not slip.
B
That is a slip.
A
Is it slip? Yeah, like, girl, cut it out. At least then make the whole thing nude or make it all that. Seeing that harsh line of the slit inside that dress is crazy.
B
Yeah, it's not great. It's not great, actually. I don't think this look is bad. I just don't think it's on theme at all.
A
It's kind of a really bad recreation of Charlize's look. Let me see. Can y' all share with us? I want to see the hair.
B
Is this the wig that Morgan. Is this the wig that Morgan McMichaels wore on episode one? Is this the wig that Morgan. Okay, I'm just asking. There's something. Let's go into Akira C. Davenport, who is obviously the. Who's obviously doing a very huge reference here. This looks amazing. I love the banana skirt. I love the hair. I love the feather wristlet. I guess you can call it a boa. The boas on the wrist.
A
Wrist.
B
I don't even know what you would call that, to be honest.
A
Can we. Can we. Is it a bow on it? Should we go to the. Yeah, it's a bow on her wrist. It's a feather. It's an ostrich bow on her wrist. And if, I mean, if anyone knows the iconic Josephine Baker guy, it's like, it's just a mini skirt, but she's dragified it and she's made it a full length gown. A full length piece adorned in all these ab stones at the top. Yeah. I think she looks great.
B
If I had to give one note, I would say that these boobs do not seem proportionate to her body. They are right in the middle of her chest and really, really high. Like, I don't feel like that's where boobs go.
A
You know what I mean?
B
Like, I don't think boobs look like that normally.
A
Yeah.
B
But other than that, I can't think of a single note. She looks amazing and she looks great. Yeah. Fan fucking tastic. Fan fucking tastic. And then we have Morgan McMichaels, who's. Go ahead.
A
I think I don't get the cutlery. Why the cutlery for Joan of Arc? Am I missing something?
B
Well, maybe it's because Joan of Arc has a sword.
A
Yeah. But why does she have forks and knives on her? On her? I don't understand why the forks.
B
There's a type of cutlery called Joan of Arc cutlery. And she. That's it. I'm not mad at it. I actually really like this look. I think Morgan looks really good. I think this is really clever. I think Joan of Arc is a fierce, like, you know, historical referenced piece. Very famously French. I think this was a really smart decision. Yeah, this looks really good. And I think she looks amazing.
A
I mean, I like it.
B
The deep set of arc, the deep cut to the Joan of Arc silverware is. Is a little meta. It's not meta. It's a little too thought provoking for me. But. But she still looks good, though.
A
Yeah. I think she. She could accomplish this without the silverware. The silver. The silverware is so whack to me and so corny and as my friend Jay would say, lame. I think the silverware is whack. Other than that, I think it's cute. Wait till you see right now, tonight, how many times you say lame when anger. Fighting about.
B
About lameness. Right now.
A
And tonight's episode that comes out on Patreon. Count how many times you say lame.
B
It's a lot. The girls are fighting. The girls are fighting. Do we have time to add in a lame counter or is it too late?
A
Because we'll wait. And also, Morgan's face. I often do not like the way Morgan Payne does her mug. In this shown of arc, her mug looks very pretty. She looks gorgeous.
B
I agree. I don't know. You had to throw in that you don't normally like her face. You could have just said she looks good here, but that's a different.
A
I'm not gonna.
B
I don't want to start any beef
A
between you and Morgan. Oh, Morgan.
B
Yeah. You just could have. You didn't have to say, like, she normally looks ugly and now she looks good.
A
Let's go into the judges critiques. They try to critique a'. Keria. Wait, Emma's another stuff too. She's really concerned with getting a little. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I wrote down this. This. This note earlier. I was saying we're talking about Lucky, and I forgot to say this. Lucky is expressing her feelings and Mystique. Oh, yeah. Mystique was not accepting, like, Like Lucky was explaining where she was at. Mystique is kind of just like. Like Masika's. She's. She's a mean girl. She's a mean girl.
B
If I had to put it away, I would say that it seems like in that situation, Lucky seems very therapized and emotionally mature. And in that situation, Mystique does not.
A
Damn. And also, she was so. What was gagger? She was so concerned with her. With Lucky getting the white frosting on her dress, I'm like, bitch, your dress is white. What is the issue If a little frosting up. She was like, I told you, I don't want no frosting on my dress. It was white frosting on your white dress. What's the issue?
B
Also, bitch, you could win $200,000, get a new dress, right?
A
Cause I know that dress don't cost. It cost you more than about $500. $500.
B
No, I can see that dress cost me more than $500. It's a really nice dress.
A
So the judgment critiques were wild. Saying that the weird comment about a' keria's eyes.
B
Sorry, can I read? Can I read Grace Henness comment? You know, you know, Monet's thinking hard when she scratched the hat.
A
Um, I. The weird comment about how a' keria's wasn't making eye contact with the camera. I'm like, she wasn't. She wasn't. Like, I was just watching a very interesting video today about acting. And like, they were like, these act. These acting. Acting teachers that teach you when you're having a dialogue with someone, you have to be looking at them. She's like, that's not how we all Talk. Some of us talk. You like. You're like, washing the dishes while you're having an argument or talking like, you don't have to be staring at the. At your scene partner like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And I'm like, the same thing for this. Sometimes she was looking. Looking at. Looking at her partner. Sometimes she was addressing camera like it was all working. So I didn't get this energy that she wasn't inviting the viewer to watch what they were trying to say.
B
I think they just didn't want to give her the extra point because she's already scrubbing the girls up. And we've already addressed. When we look straight into the camera, y' all feel uncomfortable.
A
Uncomfortable.
B
We've already addressed that. When me and Monet do this, y' all don't like it. It makes you feel uneasy. Everyone's like, stop. You remember we did the whole episode where we looked at the camera and
A
everyone didn't like it. Yes. It was weird. Weird as.
B
Why. Why does this upset you all so much?
A
Yeah. Why? Why don't y' all like it? Don't. Don't y' all feel like we're. I mean. Cause when was he. When you're doing. When you do, like, a TikTok or like a Reels, do you look in the camera now?
B
Look at my face.
A
Really?
B
Yeah, I look at my face. I don't look into the camera.
A
But when you do your YouTube videos, you're looking down the brow of the lens.
B
You know, When I do YouTube, I'm. I'm. Yeah, actually, when I do YouTube, I look right. Someone said I'm. Nick said, I'm scared whenever I do the YouTube. Yeah, I look. I look down the barrel of the lens a lot of time on my. On my YouTube.
A
Yeah, mine is. Mine is down. Mine is always down to the lens. I'm looking directly into the camera every time.
B
Let's keep going with these critiques. Ooh,
A
that was the big one. I had to know everything else. I was like, whatever. That was the big one that stuck out to me.
B
And our top two queens, we are having Deja Ru, because we are Back to episode one. And dawn and Morgan McMichaels are back in the top two. Um, which is. I honestly. I genuinely feel really bad for Morgan because she genuinely did a really. I mean, do you think that Don won the lip sync?
A
Let me see.
B
I think he could have gone either way. Go ahead.
A
You do. First of all, they're doing Zombie Boy from Mayhem, which is a great song. When I knew a zombie boy and I feel like I had to lip sync the way I would have been in that untuck. Getting pros Aiden and just putting it on my. I'm taking it on my thing so I could rip my flesh off doing a number so I can get zombie boy. I'm like how did no one think about doing something zombie and putting on pros. Aide is so easy. It dries to the exact color you are. And would have added such an effect in the lip sync. But that's my. That my brain would have been thinking of little gags that I could do that I would like.
B
I. I personally feel like Morgan did a little better than dawn did. I don't think she scrubbed her. But we can say that dawn has officially won a lip sync. Dawn is no longer the lip sync losing queen. She actually has a lip sync win under her belt now.
A
There is nothing anyone can tell me to convince me that dawn beat Morgan in that lip sync. Nothing. Morgan deserved to win that lip sync. Love dawn and let's just keep it a buck. She's not a great lip syncer and that's fine. That's fine. Dawn has many other talents beyond lip syncing. That involved wearing beautiful clothes, being very funny and posting very thotty pictures on her on her Twitter, which we all love. Lip sync is not her strongest thing and she's not her one that lip sync. I'm sorry about it.
B
Well, she did. Well, guess what, Mimi?
A
She did. No, no, no. What's the raven quote from Guess what Mimi? Yeah, we did.
B
Guess what. Yeah, I just did the whole guess what, Mimi.
A
Yeah.
B
Don't come for my fans when we see you don't have any. Me, I'm first.
A
Me. Me.
B
I'm first is number one.
A
That is so stupid. I live bring back those untucked days. Ani. I think our last good untucked was season 11. Season 11. I was just watching some of them to go just for cause season 11 was such a good untucked.
B
So let's get into these points dishing out which by the way, I honestly feel like. Like they should never. They should not. This is how the point should be given out all the time. You should not be allowed to see what someone else is going to do before you give your points to me. It raises the stakes. It's kind of like on Traders. They have to do their points on stage and I think they should always be done. You should have to write them down and write them down all at the same time. Like in the Traders, you don't get to see what folks are writing. You write it all down, and then you cannot change it. That is how, in my opinion, it should be.
A
I agree. Okay. So the points go as follows.
B
Well, you're saying they can change it? Well, no, because when they do it in the workroom, they go one at a time. And you can just switch your idea. You're not writing it down. When you're in the workroom doing. When you're in the work room doing it. Once. Once Morgan gives one to dawn, you'd be like, well, I'm not gonna give one to Dawn. I'll give mine to A'. Keria. And then you can make it where everyone gets one as opposed to just writing yours down. And you cannot change it. And everyone gets their point regardless. Everyone, you know, dishes their points out without knowing what the other folks are giving out. Whereas on stage, you can't change it around. Once you have it, you have it written down, so you can't swap it once someone else gives their point. That's how I think it should be.
A
I agree. I agree. So A' keria and Lucky give Morgan their point, which brings Morgan up to 7. 7. And then the camera goes. The camera goes to Morphine. And I'm so sorry. I forgot. She was so sad. Morphine was. Her eyes were red. You can tell. She was so sad that she wasn't gonna move on. I felt so bad for her because I love morphine.
B
Well, there's no shade. There's no way that Morphine ever thought she was gonna advance either. Like Morphine, Lucky Stars and Mystique all know it's not them. They know for a fact that Don is going. And now we're gonna find out if it's gonna be A' Keria or if it's gonna be Morgan. Like, y'.
A
All.
B
No shade to Morphine, Lucky Stars, and Mystique, But y' all know y' all not going through. So now we gotta figure out who we're gonna rally behind.
A
I think it's bad Mad. I think that someone really convincing could get up in there and be a morphine and convince all the girls to give it. To give them their points and go to the end. I think it can happen.
B
If all the girls gave Morphine their point, she still wouldn't have made it.
A
That's not true. She would've had. She has two. She would've had six. So it would have been. She would have been tied.
B
Okay, I'm thinking. I'm thinking that Morgan has Seven. But that's because Morgan already had two.
A
Had points.
B
But do you think that morphine decided to deserve to go there more than Morgan McMichaels?
A
Yes.
B
Really?
A
No, I don't.
B
How about say. Because I need you to explain that. I was like, wake it up. Wake it up.
A
I was like, let me stop. Because I know, baby. Monet. Monet. You think I'm like, oh, God, here we go.
B
Let's get to the rest of the point.
A
And Mystique gives hers to Akira, which causes a tie that Ru has to break. And Ru chooses a'. Keria. So this goes to my point earlier. If fucking Morgan didn't want to be motherfucking Teresa and play a fair game and because she deserve it, now you looking now how you look to quote, to quote, to quote. Nene lease now how you look now? Your ass gotta. Gotta compete with these other bitches for some fucking wild card spot.
B
It seems like Morgan might be a shoo in for wildcard. I mean, she's tied.
A
Girl, you don't know that.
B
You haven't seen the other Rocket?
A
We read she's tied.
B
I don't. I mean, do you think the other girls are gonna be tied too? You don't like.
A
We don't know.
B
We don't know. This is true. We do not know. But I mean, I have a hard time imagining any other queen would get this close. Like, literally tied for second place.
A
So do you think. So what he's saying is all the other girls in any of the records suck and they're not as talented as the ones in record one, is what you're saying.
B
No. How do you equate that from what I just said?
A
Did you say you don't see any other girl tying? So what are these. Are these other girls in the record?
B
We've already watched the Champion of All Stars. We've never seen this before. Have we seen. I mean, maybe I'm forgetting, but have we seen a tie for second place yet?
A
I think you have. I think it was pretty close in the other records as well, Bob.
B
No, a tie. I didn't say pretty close. I said a tie.
A
I don't remember.
B
Chat, wake it up. Have we seen a tie for second place yet? I don't remember seeing one. I'm sure based off the past, except for when you won Drag Race, we ain't seen a tie since then.
A
See now, why now? Now it's a quote. I forget who now. Why am I in it?
B
Portia, I'm just talking about the last tie.
A
Why am I in it because I
B
love you and I'm always thinking about you. How about that?
A
Don't go with the fucking bullshit.
B
How about that? How about that?
A
Anyway, so. Yeah. So RuPaul is a curious. So Akira and Dawn are going on to the semifinals and everyone else. And the other three girls. The other girls are gonna have to compete for the. The what you call that the wild card of the wild card spot.
B
You know, it'd be kind of fun if you were to. If you and Trinity did a look where you guys had a tie that went from your neck to her neck and you were tied in a tie.
A
What, like a tie?
B
Like a tie. But the tie goes from your neck and then it goes up to Trinity's neck. And you guys share a tie.
A
There's just one big tie between the two of us.
B
And you're both in suits.
A
That's kind of cute, actually. I like that.
B
Yeah. That's a little late. Also, are you gonna say anything about my 10 year anniversary of me winning RuPaul's Drag Race? You gonna say anything about that?
A
Wait, what is it like down to the day today?
B
It was either today or yesterday. Which one is it? You don't even know or everyone Keep tagging me online. When did Bob the Drag Queen. It was yesterday, the 16th, and my 10 year anniversary. That only comes one time. You didn't say nothing. We spoke and you didn't even say anything.
A
First of all, you didn't even know until they tagged you online.
B
Okay, I knew it was this year.
A
Happy anniversary. Thank you.
B
Thank you so much. Ten years. Diamonds, by the way. Diamonds. I'm expecting a diamond.
A
Okay, I got. Is it is. Is a diamond. 10 years.
B
I think so.
A
Girl, I got you. I got you Versace earrings that you don't even wear. So don't even talk about no gifts.
B
I do wear them. We've discussed this.
A
I wear the earrings and I've never seen them, so that's also not true.
B
I've worn them on this podcast several
A
times, and you can take several seats with that attitude.
B
What you have not worn is the actual hoodie that the sweater that I bought. You wore it one time on Drag Race and then you lied about wearing it before. When I called all your friends, they were all like, I ain't never seen Monet wear that goddamn sweater. And you lied. I wear it all the time. I called everybody. I called everyone. And no one has ever seen you wear that sweater.
A
No, Kameka did. Kamika did.
B
No, she did not. Monet. Kameka's on the podcast. I ain't never seen Kevin wear no shit like that.
A
Jay did.
B
Jay did not say that. Monet. No one said they saw it until I started complaining.
A
Jay. Anyway, Jay answer now. Jay, did you see you wear it or not? I do feel like I saw a picture of you. Thank you.
B
I think you wore it on, didn't
A
you wore it on set. I did wear it on set.
B
That was after I had been complaining for over two or three years at that point.
A
Now you're adding years. Two or three years is crazy.
B
Anyway, Monae, do you think that a' Keria or Dawn has what it takes to win this season of Drag Race?
A
I think All Stars A' keria does. I can see a' keria going to the end. I do.
B
I mean, I don't see Don winning any. I didn't see Don winning this lip sync or any other lip sync. I think you gotta. To win All Stars, you gotta win a lip sync. I'm sorry. You gotta win some lip syncs. You gotta be. That's the thing about All Stars, the way that it goes with the bracket system. You gotta be good at lip syncing. You just gotta.
A
Yeah, I agree.
B
You know. Jinx. Jinx, so.
A
Oh, true. I mean, but Jinx can lip sync, though. I'm being shady.
B
No. Yeah, because Jinx has some legendary lip syncs. She did great when she did moment number five.
A
That's it. And that's it. That's it.
B
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Date: May 20, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
In this episode, Monét and Bob break down Episode 3 of Drag Race All Stars S11, titled "Shop Til U Drop." The queens are thrown into a campy, multi-layered challenge: serving as monster-themed HSN presenters, selling spooky products in pairs. The hosts dissect each queen’s gameplay, challenge execution, interpersonal drama, and runway looks—serving signature banter, analysis, and side-eye along the way.
Monét and Bob will continue their “Sibling Watchery” over on Patreon for an in-depth look at Untucked and backstage drama. The episode closes as it began: witty, friendly, and irreverently passionate about Drag Race.
If you missed the episode, this summary covers every key moment—analyses of each queen’s performance and runway, the episode’s biggest controversies, with plenty of Sibling Rivalry’s signature bickering, shade, and Drag Race expertise.
Join next episode for more recaps, reads, and deep dives!