The One About Magic

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – The One About Magic (May 18, 2026)

Overview

In this riotous and deeply tangential episode, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen (plus frequent producer/sidekick Jacob) dig into the world of "magic"—real, imagined, and metaphorical. The conversation weaves through topics like religion, spells, powers, Drag Race trivia, linguistic competitions, pop culture, classical music, and the boundaries between science, magic, and superpowers. As always, the duo's chemistry, relentless shade, and quick wit drive the episodic chaos, culminating in hypothetical showdowns featuring wood bridges, energy-vampirism, and the ever-important ability to talk to mosquitoes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Magic, Science & Religion [05:14–08:35; 43:13–45:14]

• Is magic real? The hosts begin by lamenting that true “Sabrina”-style magic doesn’t exist but recognize the blurred line between magic, science, and technology, especially through history.

• Witches as healers: Jacob explains how “witches” used to be midwives or abortion providers, persecuted for medical practices that became labeled as magic or taboo.

  • Jacob [44:26]: “A lot of the women, abortions were really hard to come by and taboo… so they’d go to a witch because she could provide abortions.”

• Technology as modern magic: Bob argues that things like TV and sending images would surely be deemed magic in centuries past.

  • Bob [45:05]: “Sending images… that would have been witchcraft back in the day.”

What Counts as ‘Magic’? X-Men, Powers & Scientific Explanations [46:31–49:34]

• Discussion of mutants (like Storm) and whether superpowers explained by science count as magic.

  • Bob: “So if I can think blue and I turn blue, is that magic?”
  • Jacob [47:03]: “If there’s no scientific explanation, that’s magic.”

• Juggernaut in the X-Men universe, and clarifying the distinction between magic-based and mutation-based powers.

  • Monét (reading): “His powers are magical, derived from the Crimson Gem of Cytorrak.” [48:04]

The Best Superpowers & Benders [49:02–54:28]

• The hosts play “which superpower would you want if you only get one?” Mind control (Bob) and infinite knowledge (Monét) both feature.

  • Bob [50:36]: “Mind control.”
  • Monét: “I would like the ability to gain infinite knowledge.”

• Avatar: The Last Airbender "bending" debate (best element, evolutions, and combat logic).

  • Water is praised for versatility (healing, blood bending, offensive capabilities), while earth and air have their hidden advantages.
  • Jacob: “Water has the most evolutions…like ice, healing, blocking off other people’s bending.” [53:03]

Whistling & Nontraditional Competitions [12:44–15:15]

• Bob claims to be a champion whistler. A “whistle off” ensues, descending into laughter and shade.
  • Bob: “Whistling…I really think I could be a world champion whistler.” [16:13]

Pop Culture Debates & Drag Race Shade [2:25–3:27; 33:05–36:21]

• Monét and Bob bicker about Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling (“Monét’s room is dedicated to J.K. Rowling, not Harry Potter!”), and their personal Drag Race lore.
• Conversation veers into movie cameos, Anna Faris, Regina Hall, and the trauma of doing “white Girl Trip” (Rough Night).
  • Monét: “Which I only went to see because you were in it, by the way.” [22:32]

Spelling Bees, Adjudication, and Nerdy Competitions [09:02–12:39]

• Jacob becomes spelling bee master for the word "contiguous." Both queens fail memorably.
  • Bob: “Let’s whisper ‘contiguous’ into the microphone.” [10:33]

Hypothetical Power Showdowns: Wood, Energy, Climbing, and Mosquitoes [55:32–62:00]

• The trio imagines what powers would win in random circumstances, leading to comedic “battles”: Bob’s "wood bridge" versus Monét’s ability to climb or absorb energy, and dog-animal morphing.
  • Monét: “This is some Fortnite shit. You’re just building.” [58:03]
  • Eventually, the conversation leads to which animal you’d want to talk to, with mosquitoes (Bob) and bees (Monét) being their final answers.
    • Bob: “Mosquitoes are the most deadly animal on the planet.” [62:12]

Music, Magic, and the Great Composers [36:32–42:48]

• Joking roleplay as Bob plays “Johann Sebastian Bach.”
• Discussion about composers, their lives/deaths (Bach, Beethoven), and whether Beethoven was gay.
• Monét muses about the tragedy of a musician losing their hearing: “That is so sad. I can’t think of something sadder.” [42:38]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (on mind control) [50:36]: “Mind control.”
• Monét (on J.K. Rowling) [04:09]: "She’s my hero. What do you want me to say?"
• Bob (on spelling) [12:34]: "I’m great at whispering. I’m also a really good whisperer."
• Monét (on bee vs. mosquito) [63:15]: "My bees are bigger than mosquitoes—they’re gonna kill your mosquitoes. Bees are extremely coordinated. They are hive-minded. Mosquitoes are just dumb bitches."
• Bob (on technology as magic) [45:05]: "You’d have been sent to the gulag [for having a television in the past]."
• Bob (on comic book logic) [48:04]: "Juggernaut is magic. No, Juggernaut is not a mutant."
• Monét (on superpowers) [49:14]: “I would want the power of ... I got to think...I don’t know. I get one power.”
• Jacob (on witchcraft and medicine) [44:26]: "If you needed an abortion, you would go to a witch...So, yeah, a lot of medicine people..."
• Bob (on drinking at work) [08:06]: "If I had a shift, I was drunk first...I would do this thing where I do one shot of Jim Beam and..."
• Bob (wry shade) [10:23]: "While you’re not—you’re in the 10, you’re 32. I’m in the 32, you’re in the 10. That’s the difference."
• Monét (about the thank-you debate) [24:18]: "Let me see. Can I see this? I don’t believe you. I don’t believe an ounce of what you just said."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:03–02:15: Show opening, sound sync ritual, banter about the collapse slate
• 04:09: Monét’s fake reveal as hardcore J.K. Rowling stan
• 05:14–08:35: Religion scale, Mormon/Scientology shade, personalities and addiction
• 09:02–12:39: Spelling bee (“contiguous”) and debate on educational quality
• 12:44–15:15: Whistling contest
• 16:18: Riff/vibrato theory and Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Hudson
• 21:14–23:34: Pop culture crossover—"Girls Trip" vs. "White Girls Trip" (Rough Night), and outfit borrowing receipts
• 33:05–36:21: Drag Race critiquing wigs, Bianca, and color coordination drama
• 36:32–42:48: Bach, Beethoven, and whether composers from history would love Drag Race
• 43:13–45:14: Magic, medicine, and truly "real" witches
• 46:31–49:34: What’s magic, what’s power, and where the line is for “superpowers” (X-Men, mutants/magic)
• 49:02–54:28: If you get one superpower—what would it be? Plus, Avatar "bender" breakdown (water, air, earth, fire)
• 55:32–62:00: Random superpower showdowns, animal alliances, and who would win: bees vs. mosquitoes

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Conclusion

The One About Magic delivers classic Sibling Rivalry joy: deep yet unserious debates, pop culture rabbit holes, candid personal stories, and comic hypotheticals. Bob and Monét play off each other beautifully, moving from magic to history to reality shows, spelling bees, and deep-cut nerd references with comfortable chaos. Their ongoing quest to “win” against each other—and keep receipts—never gets old. Fans of drag, high-speed banter, and wizardry that blurs into science will feel right at home.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

Close your eyes, exhale. Feel your body relax and let go

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of whatever you're carrying today.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

And breathe.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

is our ability to run the business

[Jacob]

as essentially non technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily.

[Monet X Change]

If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle.

[Jacob]

It's the thing that you do the thing on. We run the business on Shopify.

[Monet X Change]

Start your free trial on shopify.com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen and I'm Monet x Change.

[Monet X Change]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we find out who's a better whistler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about magic.

[Monet X Change]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now that's an ugly dick. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

She's my hero. What do you want me to say? So, okay, when we start the podcast, we do a claps late.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you screaming? Are you supposed to be keeping your voice down?

[Monet X Change]

To align our sound and our visual so our editors can have an easier time. Bob sees me. So Jacob says, let's start with a collapse late. Bob sees me with a drink in my hand and he starts counting us in. Okay, to be clear, why do you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear, why would you have a drink in your hand when Jacob calls for a collapse late? I didn't know Jacob wasn't collapsed. I was looking at my phone.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I said, once I look up at you, I said, two. And then I said, oh, let's put a drink down.

[Monet X Change]

Would you do it every single time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I said, oh, let her put a drink down and then drink.

[Monet X Change]

But you do it every single time. Do you not do it every single time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then put your drink down, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

No, but you. But even if I'm not drinking, if I'm not ready, you count every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's all folks.

[Monet X Change]

You have stutter. But nigga, you stutter and mutter too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Porky Saint Lucian Pitt, you A bitty

[Monet X Change]

Atlanta fucking Bulldog dyke dagger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, the Bulldogs are from uga. They're from Athens. I don't give a fuck where they're from. Atlanta's the Falcons.

[Monet X Change]

They are from Columbus Sea, Georgia. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Cotton mouth is a hockey team. Do you know what a cotton mouth is? It's a snake.

[Monet X Change]

I know what a cotton mouth is. It's. It's what? Wait, it was Victoria. Not from B. Viva. Fox's character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she Cotton Mouth, Black Mamba.

[Monet X Change]

No, she wanted to be Black Mamba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I should have been Black Mamba.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beatrix Strange. Her name is not Bella Strange. That's Harry Potter you're obsessed with. You're obsessed with J.K. rowling.

[Jacob]

Cottonmouth was Orangey.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you the one that put me onto J.K. rowling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true, Bob. I've never read a J.K. rowling book in my life.

[Monet X Change]

But you. We went to go see the Harry the seventh movie together. I don't want to go see it.

[Commercial Voice]

You.

[Monet X Change]

So you want to go see it, not me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also not true.

[Monet X Change]

You're a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when was that? What day? What year? I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

The year was when we first met.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was in the movie.

[Monet X Change]

What was in the movie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Harry Potter quiz.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember because you the one that loved it. I didn't love the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Monet, we all know that's not true because we saw how you excelled at the Harry Potter quiz.

[Monet X Change]

Excelled? I beat you by one point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were. No, you were literally obsessed. And I think you were holding back, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

You thought I was holding back?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're holding back because of your. What you guys don't know about is that Monet has never done a full house tour because she has an entire room in her home dedicated to J.K. rowling. And by the way, it's not dedicated to Harry Potter. It is specifically dedicated to J.K. rowling. She has pictures of J.K. rowling. She has J.K. rowling's books that had nothing to do with Harry Potter. Specifically the one that she wrote where a transphobic. A trans character was a murderer. Monet has that book. It is in. It is on a literal pedestal. There is light shining onto the book.

[Monet X Change]

She's my hero. What do you want me to say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I wanted you to say.

[Monet X Change]

I love her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted you to come clean.

[Monet X Change]

I love your Caroline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you've been coming dirty for a long time, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was Guy last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're A slut.

[Monet X Change]

Sibilan Dorset, you're a slut. Can I tell you, I know that quote. I have no idea where it's from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's from. I'm pretty sure it's from. I think it's from. What's the movie? Mommy. Serial Mom.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Serial Mom. That's from Serial mom as well, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not 100% sure serial mom gave

[Monet X Change]

the gays on the queer side, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it might also be Exorcist.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not from Exorcist. I've seen Exorcist. That's not an Exorcist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Extras has some bangers in it. Would you. Do you think that that little devil would get you, like.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I could be possessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Would it get your goat?

[Monet X Change]

Like if the. If I came in and Jacob was possessed and Jacob had to spin around vomiting, doing anything, and he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's like when it says, like,

[Monet X Change]

your mother sucks cocks in hell and Jacob was like, you black nigger sucking cock lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would it goat you?

[Monet X Change]

Probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't let the devil get you, Mom. You cannot let the devil get you.

[Monet X Change]

Don't let the devil get you down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't let the devil get you down. Is that.

[Monet X Change]

Is that from something that's the same people say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who says it?

[Monet X Change]

Christians, I imagine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How Christian? On a scale of 1 to 1 to 10, one being literal, like atheist or Buddhist or whatever. 10 being like Brigham, BYU, Brigham Young University. 10 beings is not Christian. They're Christians, Joel Osteen.

[Monet X Change]

Mormons are Christians.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They believe in Jesus Christ, lds, Latter Day Saints. The Latter Day Saints of Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Who are the Latter Day? Where is like, latter mean like later, like the Saints of later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So our Jesus was like really long ago, and their Jesus was like maybe like five, six, maybe seven generations ago.

[Monet X Change]

Right. But Latter Day meaning, like the. Like the Latter Day Saints.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jacob]

Today is the Latter Day.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Jacob]

The old Saint Jesus. Like yester. Yester. And the latter ones, not just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're doing. Because the Jewish people are the oldest Day Saints.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the Christians are the Newer Day Saints. And then the LDs, they're the latter Day Saints.

[Monet X Change]

The Latter Day Saints.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you ever consider Mormonism? Let's not be disrespectful to people. There might be more.

[Monet X Change]

I don't give a. I don't. If a. Scientologist, Mormons. I don't give a. I don't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

John Travolta is a big fan of this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

He's not a. He's a Scientologist. He's not a Mormon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said so. You said Mormon. Scientologist.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you want to apologize to Leah Remini?

[Monet X Change]

She's not a Scientologist. She's literally. She was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't mean she doesn't care about her. How about her sisters? How about her cousins who are still in the church?

[Monet X Change]

Can I say something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they pieces of shit?

[Monet X Change]

Can I say something? I'm not even trying to be funny. I'm not trying to be funny. I could absolutely see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen. When you try.

[Monet X Change]

I could see a world. I could see a world where you joined Scientology.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe, like, not now.

[Monet X Change]

A few years ago. I could see a world where you were Scientology maybe a few years ago. Like, I feel like when I first met you, I could have seen a world where you were a Scientologist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you met me.

[Monet X Change]

When I first met you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I understand. I understand what the word person is. I understand the concept of the word first.

[Monet X Change]

It's a pretty easy word, especially here. Especially hearing. Especially. You have a very addictive personality and things that you. Like, I can see, like, you getting really into it. It's like. It's like someone came.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you using my struggles with addiction

[Monet X Change]

against me right now? Yeah. All my friends with addiction. Y' all have addictive personalities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm using my struggles with addiction.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Against me.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's. What is. What is outside, outside of drugs and alcohol? What have I ever been addicted to outside of. Outside of drugs? Yeah. Did I. Did I huff computer dust during college? Maybe? Did I drink on my way to work every day at Ruby Tuesday? Sorry. If I spilled an appetizer on your

[Monet X Change]

way to work, you would drink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a social experiment.

[Monet X Change]

Every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every day.

[Monet X Change]

Every. Like it was every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every shift. If I had a shift, I was drunk first. I would do this thing where I do one shot of Jim Beam and.

[Monet X Change]

Are you doing it at the job? At home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So home portraits to home port shots. These are not shot. These are not New York City gay bar shots where they give it to you in the. In the. In the thimble. These are. No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

New York, bitch. When you get to take shots in the UK because those. I'm sorry. You know, because y' all have standards and practices.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's rude when they. But the Santos don't have standards in practices.

[Monet X Change]

In the uk, the bartenders, they measure every ounce of alcohol you get. In America, they don't measure. I think, as queens, they don't measure your shot like the bartenders. Cause they know you never order a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

drink as a queen.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Okay, so go ahead. So you would get a bar shot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do a shot of Jim Beam with a little bit of whiskey.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With a little bit of bourbon.

[Monet X Change]

With bourbon. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know bourbon.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's the same thing. Whiskey and bourbon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bourbon is made in Bourbon County, Kentucky.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What's whiskey in Tennessee?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when it's made outside of Bourbon county, it's called sour mash.

[Monet X Change]

I've never heard. I've never gone to a store or seen a fucking sour mash at a bourbon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they don't make a ton of bourbon outside of Kentucky. Because you can't make bourbon outside of Bourbon County, Kentucky if it's not made in Bourbon County, Kentucky. It is called sour mash.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Jacob, can you look at bourbons outside of Kentucky? I've definitely seen. I don't know where they are, but I've definitely seen something called bourbon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Champagne has made a champagne.

[Monet X Change]

Champagne.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Outside of that, it's called sparkling wine or sparkling wine or something.

[Jacob]

So all bourbon is whiskey, but not all whiskey is bourbon.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. That's what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gather this bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Say it to this bitch. No, that proves my point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say it to this bitch.

[Monet X Change]

That proves my point. Were you listening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Open your ears. Bourbons outside of Kentucky. Open your ears. Google. Go. Go, Jacob. Google bourbons outside of Kentucky. And let's see how bad this bitch. Understood? Since you love drinking so much.

[Monet X Change]

I do love drinking. I haven't done it in like four weeks now. I'm annoyed by it. While over 90% of bourbons produced in Kentucky high quality bourbon can legally be distilled in anywhere in the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to add a word.

[Monet X Change]

Contiguous, United States. Top non Kentucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spell contiguous.

[Monet X Change]

What I'm hearing is that you are wrong, bitch. Spell contagious. And you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're a fucking loser and you know nothing. Good day, sir. You lose. Goodbye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you can't spell contiguous, of course

[Monet X Change]

I can't spell contiguous, bitch. I have a New York City public education. You have a shitty Atlanta school education, which we saw. We have a 92% reading rate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

While you're not. You're in the 10, you're 32. I'm in the 32, you're in the 10. That' difference. That's the difference.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all have a 36 degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to spell contiguous. We're going to whisper contiguous. Can you say the word we're going to whisper contiguous into the microphone where only Jake can hear, and Jake's going to tell us who spelled it right.

[Monet X Change]

You ready?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. Uhhuh. C, O. I can hear you. G, O, U, S. All right, I'm on.

[Monet X Change]

I need you to clean your ears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've already spelled it.

[Monet X Change]

This was. You see? Oh, okay. Hi. Hi. My name is Kevin Burton, and I'm representing class 107. What is my word?

[Jacob]

Your word is contiguous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

107. But enough about your shoe size.

[Monet X Change]

Contiguous. Can you use it in a sentence, please?

[Jacob]

No. Because I didn't use it for Bob, so I feel like that would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, gather this bitch. But yet the other day when we

[Monet X Change]

did the Harry Potter test, when you literally were. Bob said, can I have a clue? You named the four houses. You're supposed to be saying.

[Jacob]

I named their last names. I didn't give them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you arguing with the adjudicator?

[Monet X Change]

Because that's what I did and what I want. That's probably that time you bullied.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You bullied the adjudicator. Yes. Now spell adjudicator.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Contiguous. C, O, N, O.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're in trouble.

[Monet X Change]

T I. G, U, O, U, S. Contiguous.

[Jacob]

Okay, so, Bob, you didn't. You left out a U.

[Monet X Change]

Of course you did.

[Jacob]

You spelled contiguous.

[Monet X Change]

Because he's a loser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, what did this bitch spell?

[Jacob]

She spelled contiguous because he's.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a winner and this is a loser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is. This is footage of you losing. That's Tyler Oakley.

[Jacob]

It's G, U, O, U, S. And Bob just said G, O, U, s. Contiguous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you. I was whispering and you did. I was whispering.

[Monet X Change]

So you didn't. You weren't whispering. Let's be very clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were not with her. I'm very good at.

[Jacob]

You have five minutes left to complete your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm very good at whispering.

[Monet X Change]

You were whispering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm great at whispering.

[Monet X Change]

Your voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm also really good. No, it's not. I'm also a really good whisperer.

[Monet X Change]

You know, whispering is very bad for your voice, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm a great whistler, too. I'm. I would say.

[Monet X Change]

Should we have a whistle off?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. You're gonna get scrubbed. This is ass. This is blowing my whistle.

[Jacob]

Can you do the Beyonce Dubai?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm gonna do the same with whistle.

[Jacob]

Well, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That makes me laugh. You can't laugh at whistle.

[Monet X Change]

No, we knew it was bad before the laugh happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it started off strong.

[Jacob]

Hello.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you've changed my key.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Watch this part. Eight.

[Monet X Change]

I could do that with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can do the trills.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know that part of the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

song, but what I did was so much better than was.

[Monet X Change]

That was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you did not so much. When I was whistling.

[Monet X Change]

Whistling the entire room.

[Jacob]

Laugh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, when I. By the time I made it by the. After I warmed up. After I warmed up, the faces literally went.

[Monet X Change]

Am I lying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They went. Now you whistle.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't know that. I don't know that part of the song.

[Jacob]

The Beyonce Dubai Rif.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm out of breath sitting still. This is ass. Oh, my God. Let me. I'm gonna do it in a higher key too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, but it's not by ch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't laugh, yo. I can't laugh.

[Monet X Change]

Or is our fault? First of all, the mode that you're in. I can. You're in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about this one?

[Monet X Change]

What is it? What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Flight of the bumblebees. Okay, light.

[Monet X Change]

The five minutes is up. And you did not do your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did do my task.

[Monet X Change]

What was your task?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know what your task was.

[Monet X Change]

What was your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, what do you think my task was?

[Monet X Change]

I think yours was to try to convince me of something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. Mm. No.

[Monet X Change]

What was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was not fair. I knew what your task. My task was part of your task, which is what? You were trying to gaslight me. But I could not let you. I could not let you get my goat, honey. I had to stay very calm and

[Monet X Change]

serene, and we can let the audience

[Jacob]

decide how well you do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to be right. In the beginning, I was like, bitch. And I was like, wait a minute.

[Monet X Change]

I literally made you. I literally bullied you into a whistling contest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I love whistling. Whistling. I really think that I could be a world champion whistling.

[Monet X Change]

Well, what I'm hearing when you whistle is that you have a very naturally fast. You can, like, do a fast vibrato, which is good for riffs. Did you know that people Dejuana and I have this theory that everyone who is a good riffer has a fast vibrato? And it's pretty. It's pretty true. Like, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Mariah care of fast vibrato? Because she's a great riffer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Mariah cares has a fast vibrato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What come. What song is she like?

[Jacob]

Look at. Look at who?

[Monet X Change]

Jennifer Hudson does not have a fast sobrato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag her.

[Monet X Change]

But she's. She's on a riffer. Jennifer just said power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying. But just tell her. She watches. Can you call her better?

[Monet X Change]

I need to have Duran on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Duran. Bernard. I love Duran. Bernard.

[Monet X Change]

I love Duran. He's live in la. He doesn't live in LA anyway, I don't think. But I would love to have Duran.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They lived in New York.

[Monet X Change]

No, he was in LA for a long time. Then he moved.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, he used to sing with Erykah Badu.

[Monet X Change]

He was a backup singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Badu. You have a favorite Badu song.

[Monet X Change]

My favorite one, Bag lady, is probably my favorite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's such a great song.

[Monet X Change]

It's a great song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there a lyric you like, particularly?

[Monet X Change]

Bag lady, look how much you, you, you wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you like the song at all. You gonna miss your bus. You can't hurry up cause you got too much stuff. My favorite line is when they see you coming n Take off running from you. It's true. Oh, yes.

[Monet X Change]

They.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does not seem like she's from Texas.

[Monet X Change]

She doesn't give. Texas. Is she from Texas?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's from Texas.

[Monet X Change]

She feels very Brooklyn. Yeah, very Brooklyn, very new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she doesn't give off Texas vibes at all. Nothing about her seems Texas to me. Lizzo. Texas. Beyonce. Texas.

[Monet X Change]

Lizzo is not from Texas. You're in Minneapolis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was raised in Texas. She's from Chicago. Did you watch the episode? She's born in Chicago, raised in Texas. Did she say that she was on a podcast once called Sleeping Rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

I thought she was saying she was. Then when did she live in Minneapolis?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's. Because she's allowed.

[Monet X Change]

No, but she lived there for like, a long. Like a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's right, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where was Lizzo born?

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then she moved to Texas from Chicago or somewhere in Illinois. Oh, Michigan. Neither one of us is right. We were both wrong. I swore and you swore too.

[Monet X Change]

Well, but she. Can you look to the side from the Lizzo. Minneapolis. She had like, a long set of Minneapolis like this. I'm not making that up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then we gotta look up Lizzo. Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

She moved to Minneapolis, where she began her corner career. Yeah, because that's what she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Check out now. Check out.

[Monet X Change]

That's where she met John Mark.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's right. She did work with John Mark. What is it?

[Monet X Change]

She was scheduled to perform.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, like I said, like I said, Lizzo was once scheduled to perform in Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

No, Lizzo did not live in Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she. Her essence, her soul gave Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

What is he gonna be wrong about today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her vibe gave like she gave Chirac.

[Monet X Change]

My question is, do you listen to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the episode she Gave Chirac.

[Monet X Change]

Do you listen to the episode?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's from Texas. She proudly claims Texas.

[Monet X Change]

She does claim Texas. Which. She famously said that Texas is the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She famously said that Texas was in the South. And then she. So she. I guess Texas is a flip state. I guess Texas is now a swing state.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think in our lifetime we will ever see Texas be blue?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

You don't get a lifetime.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you know that? Lord. Lori Chavez, the. What's her last name? Lori Chavez.

[Monet X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The something. Laurie Chavez. Durhammer Duramer. She. She. She just stepped down.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she was allegedly her security detail drinking on the job and using taxpayer money to go to Las Vegas.

[Monet X Change]

Same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are three women who've now been kicked out of their positions and Lori derimer.

[Monet X Change]

Lori Chavez, which none of the men. Which is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you. Your security detail if he was hot. You can't do that.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why can't you fuck your employee?

[Monet X Change]

If he wanted to. He was off the clock. He could be defeated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is. No, you don't need to be doing this. Don't fuck your security detail with a back. With a security woman.

[Monet X Change]

With a backup dancer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With a backup dancer.

[Monet X Change]

They can't even get you backstage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna see the new screen?

[Monet X Change]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scary Movie means scary movie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, of course I'm going to. Do we think it's gonna be good, though? I'm nervous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the truth is there are movies and TV shows that I need to go back and watch. And I don't know if they actually withstand the test of time or if I just like the movies. Like, I don't know if Scary Movie is actually a good movie or if I was young and I just liked it at the time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm gonna lean on the side of it. I think it was a good movie. I think the first two were good. And then I think I acknowledged that the rest of them were not great. But then there was a whole thing like Dimension or whatever. The company that did it, they tried to like. They basically bought the movies from the Wayne brothers. And the Wayne brothers didn't have as much input that they did in the ones after two. So that's why the quality kind of went down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am a big fan of the Wayans.

[Monet X Change]

Love them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am a big fan of Anna Faris.

[Monet X Change]

You love her. Regina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Regina King. George Hall.

[Jacob]

Hall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

King George Hall. Regina King is Boondocks. Regina hall is Mean Girls. And Regina George is Mean Girls. And Regina hall is scary.

[Monet X Change]

Regina George.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, that is insane. No, Regina King. Regina King is Boondocks. Regina George is Mean Girls. Regina Hall. Regina George is Rachel McAdams is scary movie. You're having a day and girls trip.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which girl? I have a trauma with Girls trip.

[Monet X Change]

Why? What do you have a trauma with? Girls trip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Girls Trip came out, there was a white girls trip.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in the white girls trip.

[Monet X Change]

You did the white girls trip?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was really bad.

[Monet X Change]

I liked that movie, which I only went to go see because you were in it, by the way, but I ended up really liking it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the only reason I saw it.

[Monet X Change]

Which, by the way, you're wearing my outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called Rough Night.

[Monet X Change]

Rough Night. You're wearing my outfit. You want to say thank you? You never said thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

You did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm waiting for this. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The burden of proof is on you.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The burden of proof is on you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, how can I prove something that you never did?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The burden of proof is how can

[Monet X Change]

I prove something that you never did?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you don't get to make a claim, and then now I have to prove something. That's crazy. That's not how the court of law works.

[Monet X Change]

But you never apologize, so how do we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do apologize. I've apologized to you. Honest.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, we never apologize. You never. Sorry. You never thanked me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So which one is it? Apologize or is it banking? Well, you don't apologize, but I've apologized to you on this podcast once, and I got one out of you, and I didn't want it too little too late. Too little too late.

[Monet X Change]

But the outfit looks very nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In fact, I bet a dollar I can. You know, I don't like looking through my phone on the pod, but because our Facebook. Because Facebook messages are forever. I can probably find the message where I actually ask you if I could borrow it.

[Monet X Change]

So it wasn't a Facebook message. It was a phone call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't remember? No, it was definitely. I distinctively remember this. Swim. Wait. Fire Island. Oh, this is.

[Monet X Change]

What are you. We should probably. These are pretty nice shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. They're just. Just a couple. Little low fiana work.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to say that? Do you want to admit that you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fire Island.

[Monet X Change]

This is going to take you too long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're doing this because you're afraid that I'm going to find it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. But we are on a podcast, Mary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're afraid that I'm going to find it. Oh, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I found it.

[Monet X Change]

Thank You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I found it.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I borrow your yellow swimwear? This one or this one?

[Jacob]

The one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fry island with the cape. Yeah. I got no image. Or this one. That's the one. Of course, there's a little crazy glue mark on it, but you can't really see it. You look bare legged. I am. Ugh. What?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, who's what? Did you say I'm bare legged?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, you look bare legged. You said, I am, and then you said, ugh.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. Can I see this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ugh. You look bare legged. I am. Ugh.

[Monet X Change]

No, that was Bob. That is a whole nother day. That's a whole nother. So you never said thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not done. You said, ugh. I said, what? And then you sent me a picture of someone. And then I said, big fat dick.

[Monet X Change]

This is why we can't reveal these when we die. The accounts have to be burned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I said, did you send the suit over? You said, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. I want to see all this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I said, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. Let me see this. I don't believe you. I don't believe an ounce of what you just said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then I said, thank you. So let me see. And then I said, I lost it. And then I said, you're my best friend. You did find that, though.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. You found that conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've done the thank you. The thank yous on the podcast before. All you have to do is type in thank you, and it'll show every. Every thank you. We've ever. We've ever had this one.

[Jacob]

What about. I'm sorry, this is Caldwell.

[Ad Host]

All the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Every thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And then Monet said, no thanks. I said, thank you. I said, thank you. And then you said, the dress was stunning. Can't thank you enough.

[Jacob]

I can use it for sorry now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry. Or just sorry.

[Jacob]

Just sorry. Because it'll pop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All similar ones when we call them Monet Sorry as hell. Okay, here we go. Sorry. Okay. This is June 5, 2019. Monet said. This week's Monet talk goes out to someone who literally can't do a single interview without mentioning my existence. She who shall not be named Ms. Shmia Schmun.

[Jacob]

Gia Khan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then at the point where it says sorry, it says, how about your. Can I read this?

[Monet X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is your monologue you're gonna do for Gia Gunn.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This week's this Week 1 a talk goes out to someone who literally can't do a single interview without mentioning my existence. She who shall not be named, Ms. Shmia Shmon. Dear Shmia, why are you so obsessed with me? Is it because I successfully won a TV franchise that you've attempted to compete in twice but failed miserably both times? Is it because. Is it because I need a second thing here? Or is it because you only claim. Your only claim to fame is having a wonky fucking eyelash? You know what? I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's take a minute to celebrate our similarities, shall we? I was on the tenth season of RuPaul's Drag Race. You placed tenth on your season of Drag Race. I'm on the third episode of my very own talk show. You were sitting home on the third episode of a TV show. You were a Chile. You were on a Chilean show called the Switch. I like playing the Switch while eating Chilean. Listen, instead of worrying about my terrible looks, how about you concern yourself with your counterfeit activism? Sorry, that's a pretty big word there. Let me define it for you. Activism, the action of using vigorous campaigning to bring about positive political or social change. You hear that, girl? Positive. Positive change is something certainly not likening transitioning to castration, mental instability or psychosis. In short, check yourself before you say yourself ya self. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Miss Thing. Cause unlike you, this gun is fully loaded. And then I said. And then I said, leave out the part about her transition. Oh, my God. And I think that you were saying that she. Then you were like, no, because she said something about transition being castration or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said about her transition. It's about what she called Carmen. Because she said to Carmen, maybe if you decide to castrate yourself, you wouldn't be so mentally unstable and psychotic.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I forgot that that's the first sorry you ever sent me.

[Monet X Change]

So when I was on exchanger 8, I was so mad about the Gia gun thing, I was like, I want to do a little section of On a Stranger Call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the most themed files right there. Huh?

[Monet X Change]

The most themed files.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the most themed files. This is why our files need to

[Monet X Change]

be burned when we die. There used to be a kill switch on all of our files.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I look up the word ugly in our chat.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God, don't do that. What do you think will be in there? I know exactly who's gonna come in there. Who? Bleep this name out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, actually, there's only one ugly in our whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it just says. And it's just you sending. Oh, can I say what it is? Well, let me see what it is.

[Monet X Change]

I'll say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it can bleep it. If you want to bleep it, it is. Orlando Bloom's a nude. And then you sent it to me. You said, now that's an ugly dick.

[Jacob]

What about busted?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now that's an ugly dick. Busted for busted is me. It just said, so me and Monet are texting. I'm mad because there is a Runway that we ended up not using that I would have totally worn. And then I said, valentina busted out some old work the world outfits.

[Jacob]

Oh, what about dick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's gonna be okay.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Jacob]

What?

[Monet X Change]

We can't read. See, I will say the search feature on your phone is so good. The search. The search feature on Apple phones is so bad. It's. It's awful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. No, we can't.

[Monet X Change]

This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, yeah, we can't. We can't do that.

[Jacob]

He needs to read something out now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Read one of yours. Don't read anything I said, read what she said. Don't read what I said. Here's me saying it was a big dick.

[Jacob]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like the cartoon version of John. Okay, we gotta stop.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta stop. The Sipstein Files. We cover something like that in the Patreon. And the comments were like, y' all cannot be calling stuff the Sipstein files.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I love putting stuff.

[Jacob]

Everyone's offense. Jay was the one who named that episode, and I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think I called it the Sipstein files in the episode. I love saying blank stain files release. Two things I have to probably stop saying, because whenever anything's expensive, I always say, open the straight of her moose. I say it every single. Open the straight of her.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, if a wig. Oh, my God. Open the straight of her moose. And then if anyone has anything that, like, is a secret to my. I will say, release the blank Steam files. The most files. The Bobstein files. The Sibstein files.

[Jacob]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Pit stain fil.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you were you. Your episode with Bianca was so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

My favorite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't want to hear

[Monet X Change]

my favorite joke of the night. Oh, what the pork loin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that was very funny. That was very, very funny.

[Monet X Change]

I have pork loin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gird your loins. Bob is coming. Hide your pork loins. Bob is coming. It's very funny. What was? My wigs are sliding back.

[Monet X Change]

I watched the episode and I did

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not notice it because it's subtle, but I will say it's like slowly sliding back and then out of nowhere it is like five inches forward again, which is really irritating.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't notice it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here I think we're in good shape. We're at top of the episode. My wig is in good shape. My wig is in good shape. That's the reset. You gotta go back. That's the reset. You'll see there's a cut where my wig slides, like, basically like an inch and a half forward. And this has happened before. This happened to me on. This happened to me twice. Once on a movie called the Coco Fondue show. That. A short film that I did with Ginger Minj called the Coco Fondue Show. And then once on. What's that? Lucifer.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Lucifer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like my big. My wig is doing the cha cha. So I wanted to come and say Bob's wig is so far back is critiquing season 13. I was like, wow, y'. All, I hate with little, little jokey jokes.

[Monet X Change]

Did you. Did you. Here it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Far back. Far forward.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it was like.

[Monet X Change]

Did you and Bianca coordinate the colors?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, work. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she was like, we should wear leopard print. So I sent her this leopard print and then she Showed up in that. Which was not leopard print. But I was like, girl, you said leopard. These are polka dots. She goes, wow, the colors match.

[Monet X Change]

I will say your voice. I know. I just cleared my throat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's bad for you to clear your throat.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm concerned about you. You know, you're on tour.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but it's not even that, girl. I have a lot of singing to do. I have to go to. I'm doing this show in Germany, so I'm really trying to get myself together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you suck dick when you're supposed to be clear? Can I hear your throat?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not like, you know when you suck dick is not touching your vocal cords, Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it touches your throat, though.

[Monet X Change]

It was touch your vocal cords.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you. You can do damage to your throat still.

[Monet X Change]

If I get a disease down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're not touching your vocal cords. That's. That's why you don't get. That's why you got one good Review In. In 12 years. Because you're not touching your vocal cords.

[Monet X Change]

Whereby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey. Bruised, battered and worn down, broken down and tired. You're saying what I know you like. You say something, and I try to protect your voice. And then you talk about your show in Germany. I don't speak any German, but I

[Jacob]

can if you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she's writing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you see when she's on this Edison stage, did she hit the pen? Did you see so all the. So all the girls of Devil Wears Prada premiere? Yeah, I saw Shay up in there and Brooklyn Heights. I was supposed to go, but I was like, I don't live in New York. And then you see when Gaga's coming off the stage, she's coming off the stage and she sees Brooklyn, she's like. She goes over, she gives Brooklyn a kiss.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She knows her. Or she's like a queen maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she. Was Brooklyn in her Meryl Streep drag? Cause you know, she does Meryl Streep drag.

[Monet X Change]

She had on a white. A short white wig. But it wasn't Meryl Streep. You know what I mean? It was a short white wig, though. It looked really fun. Shay and her story said that the movie is really good, so maybe it's fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say sometimes you see a movie at a premiere and it's so fun because of the energy. Go back and watching. Like, I don't think this was a very good movie. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Name them. Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wicked 2 was really fun in the moment. Then I went back and watched. Like, I actually don't think Wicked 2 holds up that well as a good movie. But when I went into the room, I was like, my God, this is so fun and so good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I couldn't really watch with a critical eye.

[Monet X Change]

Because you were. Because you, you were just excited to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was a lot of adrenaline and the witches were there and Schwarz was there and the guy who directed it was there. What's his name? John.

[Monet X Change]

John Chu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

John Chu.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I was saying that I'm like, we are in a lot. Like, it's really cool, John.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, we'.

[Monet X Change]

It's really cool to see so many composers still alive, like Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Schwartz. Is Sondheim still alive?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would they be alive?

[Jacob]

Leaving Sondheim is his best way, his pass away.

[Monet X Change]

But you think back to like, you know, I wish I could be in a time alone like Bach and Beethoven and like all these, like, composers. I would love to like them. Going to premieres and stuff. I think that's so cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's always been lots of composers alive.

[Jacob]

Can you tell me about more about you and Bach hanging out after a second?

[Monet X Change]

It would be so cool. Like, I'll just watch him like on his little. On his little harpsichord writing little ditties.

[Jacob]

And what would you ask him?

[Monet X Change]

I feel like.

[Jacob]

So, Uncia, can we role play right now? Bob is Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uncia, it's me, Johan. Sebastian Bach.

[Monet X Change]

How you doing, girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Had the lager? Great.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so when you do these ostinatos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I love the astina.

[Monet X Change]

Why? How?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, when I make an astanada, first I drink a little bit of lager, and then I do go a little farther and to my mother. And then of course I write a little harder. And then of course I, you know, watch RuPaul Drag Race this promote as.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, you, You. You've always been one for words. The text. How do you arrive at the text?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't write the words. You know, I don't write the words.

[Monet X Change]

You have sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't write them. I just do what the music. I don't know why I'm. I'm a French now, but back into my German accent. I don't do lyrics. I am mostly. I am mostly doing just the music. Nice try, though.

[Monet X Change]

Now is a religion thing. Is that. Are you. Do you just feel compelled to be religious with all this sacred text or do you really love the Lord?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reminder, I don't do lyrics. I am making the music and the other people are putting the things into the music. You keep trying to tricking me, but it's not going to working.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you word a lot of masses so I would assume there's some religious inspiration or you just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but what? Text is not a great enough word for this? I don't write masses. What I am writing is classical music, bro. But there I'm talking about how you look baroque. Yeah, you look baroque.

[Jacob]

Baroi, can you tell me what an astana is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An asanada is a sonata. An asanata. Oh, on common mistake. You are making a very common mistake. Yeah, well obviously they are still. Oops. My microwave.

[Monet X Change]

Your microwave?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's better go check my microwave. As you know, the Astanada is the collection of sounds. It is notes on the paper and of course it's quite melodic. And the way it sounds is great. This is correct. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

In the world it can be, of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

course, the Astanas, the music on the paper. Yes, yes, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Very, very superficial surface definition there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the beginning of the astana that we've not done as deeper diving as you've done yet.

[Monet X Change]

We have AI so we can just. AI does everything now. AI.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah. What's up?

[Monet X Change]

AI Is this really this new technology that's writing a lot of people's music for them? People who are lazy, People who need a lot of help and they don't really have the tools to do it. So they ask a computer. Do you know what a computer is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have computers.

[Monet X Change]

You do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we having computers? Of course.

[Monet X Change]

What brand do you use?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Hipaa Hyson. The Hip of A Hyson is one of the best computers. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What do you do with your computer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I don't use.

[Monet X Change]

You don't use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't use the AI of my time.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. You are the AI.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's for the lazy.

[Monet X Change]

Who's your biggest competition and why should they go home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, obviously, yeah. Ludwig van Beethoven. Who is the. Don't cut me off. Don't you ever cut me off. Of course we are not the same age. I am a little bit older than Ludwig van. He's not even alive yet. But I can see down the line Ludwig van Beethoven will be very, very influenced by my music.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, you have a good day. It's a very nice meet you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

A little big girl, like 100 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said that we weren't alive at the same time.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe like 60 years. 70 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, is it 160?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Jacob, can you look up? I think bach died in 16.

[Jacob]

Do you want to guess first.

[Monet X Change]

16. I'm going to say 1687. 1750.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, you're 100 years off.

[Monet X Change]

Him and Beethoven were alive at the same time. Were they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You tried to clown me.

[Monet X Change]

Beethoven died around the same time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you about to eat?

[Jacob]

No, he died 100 years after that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, sorry. I'm 100 years off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just a century.

[Monet X Change]

1700s. Classical was 1800s. Romantic was like 18 into 19. And then we have modern.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ate with my baroque.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the baroque was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Is it true? Beachon, who was gay?

[Monet X Change]

Allegedly. There's no like. Like, like empirical evidence that he was. But they assumed that he was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was dramatic, I'll tell you that. Over the top for me, honey. Are you familiar with. With the Trans Siberian Orchestras? Beethoven show? No, it's really. I mean, I've never seen it, but I've listened to it. It's like they do a whole exploration of Beethoven and they tell a story of him out in the rain and getting pneumonia and slamming. Putting his ear down and putting the thing up to the end. It's basically about Beethoven losing his hearing over the course of his life, but still being obsessed with music.

[Monet X Change]

How tragic is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think he died from pneumonia. I wanna say.

[Monet X Change]

How tragic is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we clarify that?

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure you are such a prolific musician and you lose your hearing. That is so sad. I can't think of something sadder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, liver failure.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, people back then, people. People buying. Dying. People dying of the common cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it was him.

[Monet X Change]

People dying of the common cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, well, the. The immune system were not great back then. Yeah, clearly. You know how. I think. I think that Houdini died from getting punched in the stomach and, like, had, like, some sort of liver issue.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Houdini to stunt on stage where he would, like, have the biggest male audience punch him in the stomach.

[Monet X Change]

Stomach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then he got punched in the stomach and he died from failure. Like some sort of internal injury from a big man punching him in the stomach.

[Jacob]

Okay. So he had, like, a really intense ab workout routine and had some, like, weird thing where he could, like, would constrict his stomach muscles in a specific way. And then he would be like, the biggest guy can come up and punch me in the stomach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he didn't quite get flexed in time.

[Jacob]

He wasn't. He was like, okay, the biggest guy can punch me in the stomach. But he. He didn't prepare himself. And the guy punched him in the stomach before he could do perfect. He talked when he compared himself, and then he got, like, internal breathing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's. Well, that's the issue. A lot of times when you. I. I did a very short stint as a magician, and when you're a magician, people just want to catch you up. But, like, when it comes to punching me, wait till I'm ready. I mean, I imagine maybe Houdini was in the middle of a speech. He's like, I'm gonna. And then the guy just gave him a gut check kind of.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then. And then killed him.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't that insane?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but magic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that magic? I have a theory that, like, back in the day, these magicians and these witches were just doing medicine.

[Monet X Change]

Medicine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were just doing medicine.

[Monet X Change]

What medicine was Houdini doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, back in the day.

[Jacob]

Okay. Specifically, a lot of the women, abortions were, like, really hard to come by and very taboo. So, like, the women who performed abortions were generally outcast, but, like, they were. It was still a service they provided. So, like, if you need an abortion, you would go to a witch because she was just, like, a woman who could provide abortions. But, like, that was very taboo. So, like, a lot of. Yeah, there are a lot of medicine people. Like, specifically abortion. If one of the ones that was associated with witches.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so annoyed that magic isn't real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It kind of is, though.

[Monet X Change]

No, like.

[Jacob]

Like.

[Monet X Change]

Like Sabrina magic, like, this point at you and you. I can zap you over here. I want that magic to be. But it kind of is how, like. Like, teleportation is not a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It kind of is how. It's like when you think about, like, television or, like, sending images, you know, you may not be sending the physical matter, but you are sending the vision, the image over. That would have been witchcraft back in the day. That would have been. That would have been. You'd have been sent to the gulag.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I want magic.

[Ad Host]

Magic.

[Monet X Change]

I want this. And take my entire outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what if we could find a way to do that, but it's through technology. Would you not accept it as magic?

[Monet X Change]

I just. I mean, that probably will exist. Not in my lifetime, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what if I have you in a dress that is white, and then I have something that I hit your dress with and it turns blue. Will you. When does it become magic?

[Monet X Change]

When I can sit here and I can point. There can be a sparkly little colored

[Bob the Drag Queen]

thing out of your finger.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We could have sparkles come out of your finger. We certainly better wrap my body. Go around my body and.

[Jacob]

And it's shh.

[Monet X Change]

And I haven't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They can probably do that part, but we can get. They sell fireballs. That shit out of your finger.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't want to fire. What's this? Didn't I set my ass on fire?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying it's magic.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane did it on WWF when I was a kid. Kane pointed at the Undertaker and he went poof. And then a fireball shot of his hand.

[Monet X Change]

To be fair, that's how Caroline Ray's character. No, Hilda. That's how Hilda's magic was. Hers was like a. And it was a puffer smell, but. Which is weird. Hers was that. But Sabrina Zelda's was the. Was like the colorful palette thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I could turn myself blue, is that magic?

[Monet X Change]

How you doing it, though?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By thinking.

[Monet X Change]

Thinking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think blue when I turn blue. Is that magic? Answer that question.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what if I can think blue and I turn blue? That's not powers.

[Monet X Change]

You mean like, what, your entire. Like, you look like my skin? Like you look like Mystique or Nightcrawler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, if my skin could turn blue by thinking it. By thinking it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. That would be magical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so there are animals that can turn themselves different colors. Are they magic?

[Monet X Change]

But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm saying, when does the magic.

[Monet X Change]

When does it become magic, Human?

[Jacob]

It's when there's a scientific explanation behind it.

[Monet X Change]

Scientific? Magic is scientific?

[Jacob]

No, no. The difference between magic and, like, if you turn your skin blue and there's no explanation and, like, the cells aren't changing, you're just randomly becoming blue. That's magic.

[Monet X Change]

A chameleon. Yeah, that's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I. But I feel like if you Certain mutants and X men, their powers are explained through something science. So are they not magical now?

[Monet X Change]

No, they're not. No, those are. Those are genetic mutations in the DNA.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They have powers, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but not all of them have that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not all of them have powers. I mean, some of them aren't even mutants. Juggernaut not.

[Monet X Change]

But. But they're ones that have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juggernaut is magic.

[Jacob]

Juggernaut is a mutant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juggernaut's not a mutant.

[Monet X Change]

He is a mutant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google it. Juggernaut is magic. He is magical. Is.

[Monet X Change]

He made it alive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juggernaut is magic. No, Juggernaut is not a mutant.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, his powers are magical. Derived from the crimson gem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was delicious. Both of you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so you know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's not. So he. So in the world of mutants and things, he is not a mu. He's not a music. He is a Magical creature.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, there you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I get. But, but. But he still has powers. So I'm saying, like storm, her lightning is through power through some genetic mutation, whereas Juggernaut, his is just literally coming from a creature from a different dimension who gives him magical powers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. From the Crimson Gem of Sidorak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So would you settle for powers that are a mutation?

[Monet X Change]

Would I settle for powers that are a mutation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It depends on what they are. If I have storm power, bitch. That's pretty magical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So of all the powers you're choosing, you just want to change your outfit?

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's where you started at.

[Monet X Change]

That's where we started at, but then now the conversation has shifted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the power? You want you. And you only get one. There's no combo packs. Like, if you fly, you can't use your. You can't have laser vision. If you can do lightning, you can't control the wind. You get one power. And you can't say I control everything. No, I change matter.

[Monet X Change]

We do this problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm asking you what's. No, we've done the thing where we

[Monet X Change]

randomly randomize, but no, we've done this before. You realize we've done this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the power?

[Monet X Change]

We've done this. We've had this. What is the power? The power I would want. I would want the power of. Of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got to think.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I get one power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you want to be super smart? Like, you don't watch the boys.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you want to be like sister Sage?

[Monet X Change]

But her. She's not super smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her thing is, she's the smartest person in the world.

[Monet X Change]

That's not. That's not her power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she is the smartest person in the world. It is.

[Monet X Change]

She's. She's super smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is the smartest person in the world.

[Monet X Change]

But isn't it about her being able to convince there's a. A thing to that she can convince people of stuff.

[Jacob]

And that's just because she's a cry based on smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is the smartest person in the world.

[Jacob]

So she. She knows how to manipulate people because she is always 10 times a 10 steps to have an edible Betty. Because she is so smart.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you want that power?

[Monet X Change]

That's a good one. But I don't know. I don't think I want that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to be super smart. But also, she seems depressed too.

[Monet X Change]

I would like the. I would like the ability to. To gain infinite knowledge. Like, because I think like doing that. I Can do a lot of things with that. Like. Like whether it be, like, finances or building things. Like if I. If I had the ability to learn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you had to do it? Like, what's his name from. From Heroes.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zachary Quinto.

[Monet X Change]

Sila. Cut off the head, like give people's brains.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's like I can. I can know everything Kane knows about cameras, but I do have to kill him. Cut his head open. Yeah, but then you could also find someone who knows how to cut people's heads open without killing them. Well, you have. You have to find someone who knows how to do that though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then you don't have to kill everyone, but you do have to invade their brains.

[Monet X Change]

What power would you want?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mind control.

[Monet X Change]

That scams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it does scam.

[Monet X Change]

You want to be a Professor Xavier. He's mind control. I mean, but do you want his. Like, he's like. Like how deep my. How deep of mind control do you want? Like, his mind control is so deep he can manipulate anything. Or do you just want to just make people do what with their. With. With their bodies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want the good one. The one. You want the one or you want to just make. Make someone's finger switch? I want the good one. What kind of question is that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, but I think that shows us how devious you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not devious. We all know this about me. It's that time of year again.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Wait, hold on. If you were a bender. Fire, water, earth or air. Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't watch this show, but I think I can help. Understand, they control these elements?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fire, earth, air, or water. Or water. Now, to be clear, it has to be there.

[Jacob]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't conjure the water.

[Monet X Change]

No, it has to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to find the water.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yes. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what do you.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want the real answer.

[Monet X Change]

Well, if you think about. Water is everywhere, the stronger you get. You can manipulate it like later on in the series. You're not. You're not gonna watch it. Spoiler alert. Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're gonna watch it.

[Monet X Change]

Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, what. He's pulling water out of people's bodies and killing them?

[Ad Host]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that is one in Korra, but in Avatar in the regular season, she got to. She. She can manipulate blood. Blood bending. Because blood is water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, water.

[Monet X Change]

So you can basically control someone, cuz you can bend the blood in their body.

[Jacob]

But she also Is able to pull water. Like she can pull water out of like grass and plant like anywhere there's water she can pull out.

[Monet X Change]

And water is everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm doing the water then.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz at that point I would just rip all your blood out of your body.

[Monet X Change]

I, I do she like that girl in, in, in. In Gen V Spoiler. That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Monet X Change]

That's from episode one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yikes.

[Jacob]

I feel like in the series Waterbell like when waterbending is the best of all of them. It's way overboard and I feel like it's clearly the best of all the medic.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true because Earth is also everywhere. So I mean you could. We could destroy an entire foundation is in this, in this room with earth. Like Earth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you see what you're bending?

[Monet X Change]

Not necessarily. That's how she can pull the blood. I don't see your blood. I can pull it out of you. Yeah, yeah. Tough is awesome mind how close you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

got to be to it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Depends about your power, how strong you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are as a builder in theory.

[Monet X Change]

Also air is a good one too. I could suck the air out of the rock and kill you.

[Jacob]

But I feel like water has the most evolutions because water has ice, it has healing. Water is also like blocking off other people's bending. Right in Korra. Isn't that. He's a one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he, he's. Yeah. You. You can, you can. You can take someone's bending through. Through water. No, no, no, no, that's not true. He can take it because he's an Avatar.

[Jacob]

No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

It's the guy with the mask or the blood blocker.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he's a waterbender.

[Monet X Change]

But there's something else. There was like another. I haven't seen this all, but if

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you take the air to my lungs and I won't die immediately, then I'd be like, there goes your blood.

[Monet X Change]

I mean I don't know if you're an airbender. I don't know how fast, how fast that happened. Maybe, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean you can live without oxygen for at least three seconds at least.

[Monet X Change]

When there's no oxygen going to your brain, you think you can bring the strength to do blood blending. Bitch, you have no. You're about to die.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like maybe in an instant. I'll just be like, give me this blood. Woo woo. Guess who. Back in the house. Heels click clack and I'm out.

[Monet X Change]

Fire is probably the least Fire is I think. But fire Is the most dangerous element. But it's the least like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also with wind, I can just be like, there we go. I'm going to make a tornado now.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can blink. I'll use that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, blinking is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if I'm a strong enough bender. If I'm a strong blink. There we go.

[Monet X Change]

And Fire dare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if I can cause a tsunami in another country? Oh, what if what? The butterfly effect. A butterfly flaps its wings and causes a tsunami in another country. The butterfly effect.

[Jacob]

It's more of a theory about, like, relativity as examples. Like the idea that there's a butterfly and it flaps wings, like across the world from you. And that little bit of air current, like, pushes more air and more air. And then it creates like a tornado because of the chain effect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something small create something really big that.

[Monet X Change]

The evolution of fire is they can

[Bob the Drag Queen]

bend electric electricity because it's hot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what if I get you? What if I get you? What if I get you in the middle of a field with nothing? What you got? It's night time.

[Monet X Change]

We're in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're in the woods. What you gonna. What you gonna. I mean.

[Jacob]

So firebenders can't pull fire out of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

anywhere, like, from the earth too, either?

[Monet X Change]

No, just. Just. They can just generate fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, that's. That's a game changer. Yeah, that's a game changer. That's a game changer. All right. It's time. It's that time of year again. Okay, then don't do it. No, no, we won't do it. No, no, don't do it. I guess we're exhausting Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, we'll move on.

[Monet X Change]

No, this is Bob's powers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Monet's exhausted.

[Monet X Change]

We'll move on. Wait, wait. What's. Oh, wait. Is it generated already?

[Jacob]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, These are Bob's powers. Okay, so I'm gonna read it. So Bob is a zena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have Xena. Glossy.

[Monet X Change]

Xena, glossy. You can speak a language fluently without having ever learned it before. Okay, okay. Whack. Actually, that's pretty good. Power type. That's good for, like, normal. That's not for fighting. Who cares? Power to wood. Control

[Jacob]

wood.

[Monet X Change]

Just such a lame power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, keep reading.

[Monet X Change]

Wood bridge. Create a sturdy, solid wood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. A sturdy and solid movable platform.

[Ad Host]

Or.

[Monet X Change]

Or a bridge of wood to a wood whip. Create a long line of woods that looks and acts like a. Oh, kid with a whip. Kid with a bullwhip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm eating your ass up.

[Monet X Change]

You can make up bridges. Your power is so fucking lame.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see how great you are.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see. Power type.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What Monet's in it. I'll read these. Improved climber. Climb almost any surface and height with ease. Energy absorption. Absorb energy from other beings and objects and use it to re. Energize. Monet is a fucking energy sucker. No. That is that. I think money actually doesn't have that. Because I'd be leaving drained as shit. And then keep going with Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

My origins. So, honey, I've been able to climb things from birth. I climbed before I was walking with climbing shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But all you can do is make me tired and climb shit. No.

[Monet X Change]

Absorb energy. I literally absorb energy from. You can't build nothing when you have no energy. I can absorb energy from the sun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a bridge surround. There's bridges on every side of you. And you can't climb them because you are encased in.

[Jacob]

In them.

[Monet X Change]

No. I can climb anything. What do you mean I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can climb. You can't climb through something. You can climb around things. What do you. What are you? When I'm bridge. Bridge above you, bridge below you. Bridge behind you. Bridge.

[Monet X Change]

Because I. I can't absorb energy from anywhere. So I'm literally going to pull it through the wall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can't climb through. You can't pull the energy through. You can't get out of the bridges I've surround. You're surrounded in bridges and you're.

[Monet X Change]

And you're. And you have no energy. Dead on the floor. So now what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are surrounded by bridges.

[Monet X Change]

Now we're both losing bridges.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge.

[Monet X Change]

Also. How fast do you think you can do these bridges? Like just as a snap of a finger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how fast can you do this energy? It doesn't say fast energy. So if you can be fast. I can be fast.

[Monet X Change]

What's. Are they just materializing bridges from anywhere?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Where's the wood coming from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The air bridge.

[Monet X Change]

The air bridge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's how it can generate bridges. They didn't say I have to go chop down a wood. Chop down a tree.

[Monet X Change]

This is some Fortnite shit. This is just building.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Building bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge. Like a bridge over troubled water. Honey. You will be water under the bridge.

[Monet X Change]

What's my first order? Climbing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Climbing. I'm obviously beating you in this round.

[Monet X Change]

You're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna be so easy too. Run it back one more time.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This time I'm about to really eat

[Jacob]

you up a new one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. Here we go.

[Monet X Change]

We're already first or second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll be first this time. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I'm gonna read my own this time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah, you can't do that with your voice.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm an animorph. Oh, wow.

[Monet X Change]

I could turn into any animal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Read it. No. Read it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, he said transform into a dog. Transform into a dog at will. But I think it's only a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it says. It says anamorph. Transform into a dog at will. Okay, so you throwing any animal is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm a wild dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a type of dog.

[Monet X Change]

It is a wild. Wild dogs are a type of dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A breed. A wild dog is a breed of dogs. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Look it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is a wild dog?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, wild dogs are a thing. African wild dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how that.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know it was the African, but I know wild dogs are a thing. I watched Nat Geoffrey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be a Cane Corso.

[Monet X Change]

I don't that big ass dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cane Corsos are very dangerous dogs.

[Monet X Change]

African wild dogs, bitch, they're crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at the cane Corso.

[Jacob]

Are you sure? Because just to be clear, an African piot dog is 30 inches tall.

[Monet X Change]

And that's. That's tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you chose.

[Monet X Change]

And my weight is 80 pounds. That's a lot of dog. 80 pound dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're locked in.

[Monet X Change]

Also, they're very fast. They're almost as fast as a cheetah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What said any dogs?

[Monet X Change]

A war dog?

[Jacob]

Yeah, they're like dogs that are bred for war and like those.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, a Belgian Malinois.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I grew up with a Belgian Malinois.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look up a Cane Corso.

[Monet X Change]

Rest in peace, Max.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A Cane Corso is basically a giant pit bull.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I've seen a Cane Corso. These things are big, but they're slow, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's go back to Monet's powers.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, then. I'm superhuman. A climber again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just a dog climbing. Shit. Just a dog climbers. You're a dog that can climb things before you even hit power up. I feel bad because I'm about to destroy you. You're about to get pummeled into the earth. Jacob, click that motherfucking button. Energy Energy manipulation control. Reduce, increase and restrain the energy flows of other beings and objects. So you can't even transform to a dog anymore. EMP waves release electromagnetic pulses capable of disturbing and destroying electronic dev devices. You can't call for help. Your phone's destroyed. Guess who's back. The wood bridge. The wood bridges.

[Monet X Change]

The Wood bridge is crazy.

[Jacob]

Okay? I also. I made it only so it was modest power. This is not the full range.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, can I just say, these are some whack ass. Energy control is pretty good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're. You got another. A bridge. A bridge, a bridge, a bridge, a bridge. Woodbridge is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That's a crazy animal power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What animal, what superhero has wood bridge powers?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, the only think the closest thing I can think of is maybe poison Ivy. She can build a bridge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's so kind.

[Monet X Change]

She's a fierce, fierce, fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can talk to one animal. One. Not all animals.

[Monet X Change]

There's like one specific animal. One breed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One specific breed and type of animal. So you can't talk to like every deer? No. I'll give you a 1. What's the word I'm looking for? Like one category. Like, because if I say dogs, that doesn't include wolves. Okay, so it's not all canine.

[Monet X Change]

Domestic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like you can't talk to bears. Bears. I think bears are technically canines. I think. I think. I think bears are technically canines. Is a bear canine? No, they're not. They're not technically canines. They. While they are the same family as dogs can day they belong to the sub. To the sub order Caniformia. That's what it is. So what animal you're gonna talk to? Because I think I. I think I actually know what I want to talk to.

[Monet X Change]

I would do domestic dogs. There's so many. Many.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is so easy. And I would be probably the most powerful being on the planet Earth. Mosquitoes. And control them.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, and control. Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mosquito. Yes. I will have the. I will be so powerful. You know, mosquitoes are the most dangerous animals, the most deadly animal on the planet.

[Monet X Change]

Because they can spread diseases.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because they bite. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I just. I just wasn't asking. I was just filling into your fucking sentence. Bitch. I would say bees. Bees are fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. The bees don't. I don't think bees. I guess bees can kill.

[Monet X Change]

They can kill killer bees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You need one mosquito to kill. You need one.

[Monet X Change]

You need one killer bee to kill you too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A killer bee can kill one killer. If you're allergic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One. No. 1 killer bee cannot kill you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know that to be true. Jerry can look it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is our last thing. One killer bee cannot kill you. One killer beef.

[Jacob]

I mean, if you're not allergic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. If you're not allergic.

[Monet X Change]

A single killer bee. African. Is generally not capable of killing a healthy human on its own.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. My mosquitoes are taking you down, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, but my bees versus your mosquitoes. My bees are bigger than mosquitoes. They're gonna kill your bees. I mean, your mosquitoes like bees versus mosquitoes, like, just those two things. They're fighting. Bees are extremely coordinated. They are hive minded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mosquitoes are just dumb bitches.

[Monet X Change]

They are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mosquitoes are just dumb bitches out here in the street. Yes, Mosquitoes watching. You heard that make this itch. Ow. Ow. All right, bye, everyone.

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