The One Where Monét Moves into a Murder House

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — "The One Where Monét Moves into a Murder House" (Oct 27, 2025)

Episode Overview

In this hilarious and freewheeling episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change riff on everything from infamous scams and the concept of "having a price" to the realities of haunted houses and the logistics of a (mythical?) oral sex competition. With their signature chemistry and sharp wit, the duo explores darkly comic hypotheticals, pop culture scandals, and the evolution of their own boundaries, all while veering off into classic Sibling Rivalry tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Does Everyone Have a Price?

• Timestamps: [04:10]–[06:10], [11:12]–[14:41], [43:20]–[45:30]
• Bob introduces the idea by referencing Trevor Noah’s take on comedians performing in Saudi Arabia, sparking a debate: does everyone eventually capitulate for the right amount of money?
• Monét: "I don't think everyone has a price. There are a lot of things I will not do for any amount of money." [05:44]
• Both use the analogy of selling a beloved home — for a modest profit, no, but $10 million? Maybe.
• They discuss notorious scammers (Lou Pearlman, crypto hustlers) and if a big score is worth years in prison.
  • Bob: "So, yes, you have $100 million, but at the cost of living in a federal penitentiary...you will never get those 10 years back." [12:25]
  • Monét: "Some people do it for free, but I don't think I have a year in jail in me." [12:21]
• The topic resurfaces in the context of doing adult content for money:
  • Bob: "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price." [43:20]
  • Monét: Explains there's no price for doing an OnlyFans blow job contest, even at $5 million.

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2. Famous Scams & the Cost of Crime

• Timestamps: [06:29]–[10:33]
• Discussing Lou Pearlman’s pop-mogul scam and why boy bands like NSYNC received so little money despite huge success.
  • Bob (reading Lance Bass): "I open up the envelope...the check was $10,000...when you compare it to how many hours we have put into this group, for years, it didn't even touch minimum wage at all." [08:31]
• They pivot to child actors negotiating forever-royalties (Lion King’s Jason Weaver), making the point that some gambles pay off.

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3. Haunted Houses, Murder Mansions, and Superstition

• Timestamps: [19:12]–[26:41]
• Monét presents a dilemma: Would you buy a million-dollar mansion if the last three owners were all murdered (murders unrelated)?
• Bob: "Yes, I don't care about spirits. My concern is: is this house easy to break into?" [19:24]
• Monét: "A million dollars is not good enough for a home that the past few owners have all been brutally murdered in." [19:49]
• Comedic deep dive into security plans, magic cats, and hypotheticals about why multiple murders might be the house’s fault.
• Quotes escalate as Monét tries to convince Bob not to move in:
  • "But what I'm saying is, if you're in the house with your lover and they have a gun too...What if the house turns multiple people against you?" [23:08]
  • Bob: "People are dying in this house...I know, but I really want this. It's in a perfect location for parties and for murder." [25:33]
• Parody horror movie ending: Monét refuses to visit; Bob declares he’s not scared.

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4. Aging, Fear of Death, and Drag Longevity

• Timestamps: [27:11]–[31:29]
• The pair get reflective about mortality, referencing Joy Behar’s “I’m not afraid to die” and how aging affects your perspective.
• Monét: "I think what it is when you're really young...your desire to cling to life is really, really strong. But as you get older, you're like...I cannot hold on to this forever." [28:07]
• Debate when or if they’d stop doing drag:
  • "I'll keep doing as long as I feel good and feel like I look good doing it. As long as I feel like I'm funny..." [30:44]
  • Citing RuPaul, Lady Bunny, and Darcelle as inspirations for longevity.

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5. Pop Culture: The View, Political Interviews & Rides That Kill

• Timestamps: [35:26]–[39:45]
• Monét and Bob talk about watching (or listening to) The View, critiquing Joy Behar’s interview style, and discussing the backgrounds of the current panelists.
• Stories about Joy Behar’s supposed negativity, their personal feelings about political optimism, and the tiring cycle of U.S. politics.
• Quick aside on the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland after reading a headline about someone dying there; segues to classic Sibling Rivalry bodily humor.

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6. Sibling Blow-Job Competition: A (Joking?) Proposal

• Timestamps: [40:49]–[54:07]
• The pair revisit their long-running bit about a hypothetical blowjob contest for OnlyFans — with hilariously detailed debate over rules, adjudication, categories (technique, deep-throating, wetness, hand performance, attention to detail, time), and what size the participant should be.
• Notable Moment:
  • Monét (reading a DM): "I don't think I truly knew what it was to have my soul sucked out through my dick until you...and that's from Lindsey Graham." [47:39]
• The bit comes full circle into a "sibling suckery" branding tangent, each defending their (supposed) expertise.

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7. Social Media Shenanigans

• Timestamps: [48:46]–[50:00]
• Running joke about Monet and Bob hiding their likes on Instagram.
• Monét: "To those of you out there, I'm telling you, turn your likes back on, you coward. Let us see you flop!" [49:14]
• Bob and Monet trade barbs about flopping and success, all in good fun.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on this." — Monét X Change, discussing the murder mansion [25:31]
• "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price. This is one of the things." — Bob the Drag Queen, on OnlyFans proposals [43:20]
• Monét (re: haunted dwellings): "There's something wicked on this land and I'mma need a better deal than a million dollars. I'm not paying a million dollars to get murdered." [21:55]
• "You and Andy and Colleen and Potato are all acting... And the roaches who live there too. They're all acting weird." — Monét X Change, on Bob's supposed possession by his new house [26:04]
• "To those of you out there, I'm telling you, turn your likes back on, you coward." — Monét X Change [49:14]
• Jacob (producer/voice of reason): "If there's one ride to die on, that's the Haunted Mansion." [39:02]
• "If you really suck someone's soul out, baby, they don't... They have passed away." — Bob the Drag Queen [56:57]

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Topic/Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Opening banter (drinks, gum, "minorities matter") | [02:30]–[04:09] | | "Having a Price"/Scammers & Price of Crime | [04:10]–[14:41] | | Haunted Mansion Debate | [19:12]–[26:41] | | Reflections on Aging & Death | [27:11]–[31:29] | | Drag Longevity & Role Models | [30:44]–[31:47] | | Pop Culture: The View, Political Interviews | [35:26]–[39:45] | | Oral Sex Contest (in detail) | [40:49]–[54:07] | | Social Media "flops" and Instagram likes | [48:46]–[50:00] | | Sibling Suckery and Technique | [52:06]–[56:53] |

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Tone & Style

• Classic Sibling Rivalry: irreverent, rambly, and rooted in playful shade.
• Seamlessly blends personal anecdotes, pop culture references, and philosophical hypotheticals.
• Both queens show off their razor wit, deep (sometimes obscure) cultural knowledge, and sibling-esque bickering.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to Sibling Rivalry, this episode is a quintessential listen: hilarious, meta, and surprisingly thought-provoking. You’ll leave with a smile — and maybe a newfound respect for haunted houses, scam artists, and the art of boundary-setting (in more ways than one).

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Skip to:

• [19:12] if you want the murder house chaos
• [40:49] for the sibling blowjob contest
• [27:11] for surprisingly poignant takes on death and aging
• [08:31] for wild stories of music industry scams

All killer, zero filler (ads and promos not included).

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Commercial Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

1-800-contacts. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm Monet.

[Monet X Change]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Bob Short Circuits.

[Monet X Change]

Monet moves into a murder house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made bombs say this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on this. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you need a moment or you good? What are you drinking out of?

[Monet X Change]

What are you. What are you drinking out of?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That? Should I say this is my protein juice.

[Monet X Change]

Protein juice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Cause I hate protein milk. This is Isopure and they make like a watermelon. You want to taste it?

[Monet X Change]

I'm Isopure. I buy Isopir when I go to the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's very good. Tastes like juice. So what's really what's really. When I'm feeling really crazy, when I haven't get my stuff in. I use this as a chaser for. For drinks, I put vodka and my protein juice. Is that beers?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not here to judge or comment on your alcohol consumption.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want. I don't want to take anyone's inventory.

[Monet X Change]

You know, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is watermelon vodka. And one of them line protein juice is cut. Cut.

[Monet X Change]

I wish I contributed to this conversation, but you work, Bob. You cannot smack this gum in a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

whole episode of this podcast. That is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Is it distracting? What about listeners who like it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, you like, oh, you look so bad. You like,

[Monet X Change]

he was so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You, I guess.

[Monet X Change]

What about the listeners who like it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a very small minority.

[Monet X Change]

So you don't think they. Oh, you think minorities don't matter? I just want to be clear. Do you think minorities matter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

Let me be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You will cling to this Barack first nation.

[Monet X Change]

Let me be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a question.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I wasn't brocking first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said it.

[Monet X Change]

When I say, let me be clear,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this is the thing.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be clear. And let me be clear. When I'm saying let me be clear, that's Barack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think everyone has a price?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trevor Noah had a really interesting take on the comedians doing the Saudi Arabia thing. First of all, he had a similar take to kind of what we talked about on Current Adventory, which we put out every Friday. And similar to what I was saying when we were talking about it, I was like, I know that Saudi Arabia is a bad place, they've done bad things, etc. He was like, but the us we are getting.

[Monet X Change]

What have we done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're getting.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what has the US Ever done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're getting dangerously close.

[Monet X Change]

No, we've been friendly ever since we started. It started out friendly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were getting dangerously close.

[Monet X Change]

We just showed up, saw some nice people here, just kind of coexisted with them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

So I'm like, nothing crazy happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you know, and he. And he's like. He's asked for the comedians to do it. He's like. He's like, I'm gonna hit a judge, anyone's pockets, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was like, but he's like, I think everyone has a price, basically.

[Monet X Change]

I would like to dive deeper into the conversation about everyone having a price, if you're cool with this. So I believe that people have prices for certain things, right? Let's say I really like my home. I've built my home. It is customized to me. And someone comes in and tries to offer me. Let's say I've spent $300,000 on the home and $100,000 fixing it. The home is $400,000. This is my dream home that I have made. Someone comes and offers me 500,000. That 200k is not worth what I put into it. So. No, but if you offering me $10 million. $10 million, I have a price for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think everyone has a price. Everyone has a price kind of in CNN with that, that people will do anything for money. And there are a lot of things that I will not do for any amount of money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's. That, that, that, that wasn't mine. That's. That's not what I was trying to say. I was saying more so to, to the, to the house analogy is a great analogy. I'm like, yeah, I would, I wouldn't. For my house that I put. That is now worth $400,000. Because what I put into it and what it costs, I'm not selling for 600. But if you came with $10 million, I'm selling that house. You know what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

There was this video of this guy on the street being interviewed. And the guy walked up and said, for a million dollars, he goes, I would do it. Yes. Give me the money. He goes, no, I will. I don't care. Just give me the money. Give me the money. He goes, let me just ask a question. He goes, okay, ask the question. He goes, for me? And he goes, yes, I will do it. Give me, give me the million dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kill your mother.

[Monet X Change]

He was, he didn't. It was. I mean, it was obviously a sketch. He didn't care. He was like, give me the money. Give me the money. He goes, I will. Whatever it is, I will figure it out later. Like, me and Rob are talking today about how like these people who do all this scamming on like credit card scam, oh my God, blue collar scams, they will end up making like $40 million a year over the course of the scam, though you can. It might be quick, it might be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

shorter, longer than that. You mean the ones that be like scamming all the older folks and not

[Monet X Change]

even all their different. So like for example, the guy allegedly, the guy who started NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, the same person, and he was scamming a lot of investors into investing into NSync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The guy who started NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, he's The same person.

[Monet X Change]

The same person pitted them against you. They didn't know that he started both groups, allegedly. So what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. What the.

[Monet X Change]

He.

[Commercial Voice]

They.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

[Monet X Change]

The Backstreet Boys debate. Then he started creating tabloids saying they hated each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. I remember this.

[Monet X Change]

And then he was behind the tabloids, and then in the rumors. And then they find out. They both found out. Because, like, NSync, their first four years, they got like 10,000. Their first two years, they got like $10,000 each.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna be me. It's $10,000.

[Monet X Change]

No, all of the. All of them. The whole album tours, TV spots. At the end of the two years, they got. Each one of them got a check for 10,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

For NSync, allegedly. That dip all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no way.

[Monet X Change]

Look it up. Jacob can do a little recon right now. Do it on the screen so we can please see if you're going to do it. It just helps with the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's insane.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no way that could be true.

[Monet X Change]

Allegedly, they. They. They all went to court in sync, and NSYNC and Backstreet Boys won their deal when they realized they had. They had a really bad deal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, he was scamming a lot of people. And then we were saying. And in the midst of all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Perlman.

[Monet X Change]

Lou. Yeah, that's what name. Lou. Yeah. In the midst of all that stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, you're right. I could. I opened up the. This is one of the. One of them talking. Oh. Lance Bass says, I open up the envelope, I see the check, and oh, my gosh, my. My heart sunk. Bass says, I couldn't believe the number I was looking at. The check was $10,000. And not to sound ungrateful, when you compare it to how many hours we have put into this group, for years, it didn't even touch minimum wage at all.

[Monet X Change]

Now. $10,000 for years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. See this? Do you know. You know what happened to the kid who plays. Did you watch Smart Guy? Smart Guy, Yeah. Who plays the older brother? What's his name? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

He's. He's Simba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know about his Lion King deal?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When he did Lion King with, I think, his mom. Marcus. Marcus Henderson. Oh, my God. His name was.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He played Marcus Henderson. Jason Weaver.

[Monet X Change]

His. You know, he's Simba's singing voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he's. He's Simba's singing voice. Just can't wait to be in the Lion. In the original Lion King movie, I think his mom was his manager. And what happened was when he signed his deal, they gave him two options. It was like, either you can. We can pay you X amount of dollars to do the voice to blah, blah, blah, blah, or you can get money on the back end in perpetuity. And then his mom was like, you know, again, they didn't know the movie was gonna be successful. Like, no one knew. His mom was like, you know what I think? Or whoever his manager was, it may not be his mother. Whoever the person was, I think this might be a good deal. Let's just do it. Let's just go in perpetuity. So he could have made maybe $10 from it in perpetuity or get a lump sum of a million dollars or whatever the fee was. They do it in perpetuity. Now he gets it. Now he gets paid. Like, he still makes. He has made over. Like, he's like, made tens of millions of dollars for voicing, for singing that song in that movie. And choosing the second option, getting paid forever as opposed to just getting a one lump sum payment at the beginning.

[Jacob]

It.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty smart, but it's a big gamble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if the movie flopped?

[Monet X Change]

Then you do the next one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

And he, he was already on a tv. He's already hit TV show. He. He getting royalties from that too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, I mean, no, he. This, he. No, he. He recorded Lion King 95 when he was still like a. A child.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know if it flop. Oh, well, I don't know. I don't know. You sang a couple songs and you got out with some money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. You know, Hocus Pocus wasn't. Was. Was a failure at first. It was only later on it became successful.

[Monet X Change]

But I was. I was telling that story about. Because there was something. I was telling that story about Lou from NSync, and it was about scamming, and they were scamming these, these elderly people out of their money to invest in NSync, and he ended up doing like five years in jail. So you tell me, you tell me, would you do five years in jail for $40 million? Is it worth it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing. If you do the crime and you do the time, was it worth it? If I got to scam $100,000 and I get two years in jail, I'm making 50 million a year to sit in jail. I don't Think that's a bad deal? Am I crazy? Wait,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

where did 100? You scammed them out of $40 million. Where did a hundred.

[Monet X Change]

I'm saying there are different scams. Like, for example, there's this guy who famously did a crypto. A crypto. Jacob. Can you look this one up, too? He did a crypto scam where he broke someone's crypto bitcoin wallet. And him and his girlfriend were making rap videos and all this crazy stuff, and he scammed like hundreds of millions of dollars in bitcoin and then he ended up doing a few years in prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, a few years. 10 years.

[Monet X Change]

I can't if Jacob's gonna look it up. I don't remember. There's too many of these things in my head that get lost. But he did. What I'm saying is hundreds of millions, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I honestly, to spend a decade in jail.

[Monet X Change]

Some people do it for free, but I don't think I have. I don't think I have a year

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in jail in me. So, yes, you have $100 million, but at the cost of living in a federal penitentiary. Prison for 10 years, you will never get those 10 years back.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I'm just asking, for me, it would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wouldn't be a. It wouldn't be a.

[Monet X Change]

So this couple ended up scamming a lot of money and then they ended up going to jail. But was the crime worth the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what's the lady from Shannon Balenciaga?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was not her whole storyline. She was scamming. She scammed. Or maybe not Shannon. I think it was Shannon.

[Monet X Change]

I can't remember. I remember someone being like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They scammed and she scammed for a while and she went to jail for a little bit, but I think she had made some coin doing it.

[Monet X Change]

So you have to ask yourself, you know, is it worth it? What? How much time would you spend in jail for $10 million?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For $10 million.

[Monet X Change]

$10 million a year, max. $100 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For $100 million I have.

[Monet X Change]

Now I have times your pay, times 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sitting in jail for 10 years.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just asking because I've timed it by 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two years.

[Monet X Change]

You're going to do two years in federal prison?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

For $100 million?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So the crime is low key. Worth it to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. For two years max, in prison, I can't spend more than, you know, what, a year still? I can't be in prison for more than a year. Prison sounds awful.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know. You've never been to prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the stories I don't know, but from what I've seen online and the stories I've read and things, I'm not interested in being there for more than a year.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, apparently I would eat, though. Would you? I don't know. Who knows? Apparently they guac.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will eat, honey, because, you know, the bottles be running the joints.

[Monet X Change]

I might have a good time talk

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to what's his name of Tokyo.

[Monet X Change]

Tokyo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

What Tokyo describing. I might like it. You know, I got to be honest. I haven't heard a lot of people giving Tokyo's take. I've heard of a lot of gips. You know, they call them gips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a gip.

[Monet X Change]

Gays in prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gips.

[Monet X Change]

That's. That's. That's a real term. Gips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Gibbs. They call them gays in prison. There's a lot of people who do have these GIP experiences. And he's one of the only few who's like, yes, honey, I loved it. I go back. I've not heard that from anyone else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen a lot of gips talk about this? You've seen this?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I know of a lot of people who are queer. People who I know, like my uncle Steve Rob, who's never been to prison. He went to jail. He talks about it pretty openly and freely. She had diamond also talks about it pretty openly and free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jail and prison are different. I think jail, prison and jail are two completely different.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. But Rob's the only one who has never been to prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the other people have been to prison.

[Monet X Change]

She, a Diamond has a whole thing about how she spent 10 years in prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

10 years?

[Monet X Change]

10 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a horrible. She's also a trans woman, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I'm sure is.

[Monet X Change]

She'd be considered a gip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying I'm sure that's a whole different.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Experience.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure Tokyo and Michael Steve was in prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was Tokyo in prison or jail? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know Tokyo like that. But every. Every other queer person I know who's been to prison has been. Has not walked out and be like, honey, I ate the girlies up. Apparently you have a little bit more freedom in prison than you do in jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have more freedom, a little bit

[Monet X Change]

more freedom in prison than you do in jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because prison is a long stay. It's more long term in jail. Like, what is the Jail is.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say it's three years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you have.

[Monet X Change]

I think you can be in jail for three years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it Max?

[Monet X Change]

I think. I don't know. I think he can be in jail for three years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you tell us for us, and if you're in. And if you're in prison for longer than three years, then, I mean, if you're in jail for longer, they have to send you to a prison.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I'm gonna reiterate. I think the maximum time in prison is jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are there federal jails? Only federal prisons?

[Monet X Change]

I do not know. I don't have the answer to any of these questions, so I don't have the answer. I mean, I can ask the GPT. She usually gives an answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently, Diddy is short. This is what I understand with, like, this is to be too. Too. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Monet X Change]

Too frivolous. Up and down, easy back and forth,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

wishy washy, left and right systems in this country. Like, Diddy. Diddy is, like, now asking. Asking the judge and choosing what prison he wants to go to. Like, like, like, like, oh, I want to do one over here. And the judge is considering it because it's like, okay, well, consider putting one close to New York so your family can visit you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Gwen Maxwell got the shoes that she want to go to the Real Housewives prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? You don't know?

[Monet X Change]

She. She is a Glenn Maxwell. You know, Gillian Maxwell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

She's getting yoga lessons from one of the Real Housewives.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, no.

[Jacob]

That was the drama. Jen Shaw wouldn't let her into the yoga class.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Jen Shaw would not let Gillian Maxwell into her yoga class. Ghislaine Maxwell said, you can't come to my yoga class, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because. Because Jen Shaw was teaching yoga in prison. Yeah, yeah, she was in prison, or she would do it.

[Monet X Change]

She's a prisoner.

[Jacob]

Jen Shaw was. This is not maybe the best information. I'm trying to. I haven't done it. But she was on Real Hospital of Salt Lake City, the Housewives show. She was, like, committing crimes. I think it was like, defrauding Elder or something. So she gets arrested on Housewives. She goes to prison. Ghislaine Maxwell goes to the same prison. Jenshaw is, like, really doing great in prison. She's thriving. She, like, leads yoga classes, but she wouldn't let Ghislaine into a group. And Jen shaw is also BFFs with the Theranos girl.

[Monet X Change]

Theranos, the blood. Eileen Warnos. No, Eileen Warnos. Eileen Warnos. No Eileen Warnos. No Elizabeth Holmes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. Did you just fucking short circuit?

[Monet X Change]

What the fuck was that? Why did she say it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Five seconds?

[Monet X Change]

I was trying to say Elizabeth Holmes. I felt like I was saying Elizabeth Holmes, but somehow I just kept saying Eileen Wuornos. But I really felt like I was saying Elizabeth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just saw a glitch in the Matrix that was crazy. Like, no, Elaine Holmes. Elaine Holmes. No Elaine.

[Monet X Change]

Like, that was Elizabeth Holmes. Just one drop. Isn't there a thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you need a moment or are you good?

[Monet X Change]

I'm good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You need a moment.

[Monet X Change]

I feel good about my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You short circuited girl.

[Monet X Change]

I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. What did it say? Gnarly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let.

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[Monet X Change]

Okay, there's a mansion in the hills on sale for $1 million. But the past owners, the past three owners have been brutally murdered. All unrelated, by the way. You moving in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, the two answers, yes, Like, I don't care about, like, people like, oh, this spirit. I'm like, I don't care. My other. My other reason, like, why I would be on the fence is, what about this property? Like, is it easy to break in? Like, is there some. Some fucking secret tunnel that people can get into the house? So I need to, like, refortify it and make sure my house is, like, secure. But I would move into this.

[Monet X Change]

So for me, apparently a million dollars is a great price for a mansion in the hills, but it's not. It's not good enough for a home that the past few owners have all been brutally murdered in. So I'm going to say this to you. You need to get this home off your hands, and you're not making it farly. The price is not nearly good enough for me at a million dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but are you afraid that. Are you afraid of ghosts or are you afraid that someone's gonna murder you? Because there's easy access.

[Monet X Change]

I'm more concerned about being murdered than I am about ghosts. I have no concerns with ghosts, but although I will say haunted places do creep me out. I just feel. I feel. I do feel uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where have you been in a haunted place?

[Monet X Change]

I've been in a couple hotels and theaters. Oh yeah, You've been in haunted theaters before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't feel weird about it

[Monet X Change]

when someone tells me, I'm like, I feel a little creeped out, but I'm not. Like, I'm not. Like, I won't be alarmed. Like, I just feel a little creeped. Like a little creeped out. So I'm more concerned about who is targeting this home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

And why is like, have the last three murders been caught? Jacob?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

So the murders never got caught?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Are the murders similar in fashion?

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry. I guess maybe the point is they're all unrelated murders. So I guess all the murders have been caught.

[Monet X Change]

They've all been caught.

[Jacob]

They've all been caught. And so they're all separate, unrelated murders. It's just a wild coincidence.

[Monet X Change]

Over how much time?

[Jacob]

10 years.

[Monet X Change]

So in 10 years, so roughly every three years, there's been a murder here?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. Completely unrelated.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Something's weird, something going. Something's going on in this home. Something's going on in this home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a Ponzi scheme. The owner, the owner keeps on doing that.

[Monet X Change]

So there is a chance that they could be related. There's a small chance that it actually could be related.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Jacob is saying no, you say

[Monet X Change]

there's no chance, there's no chance. This is vibe I need to get. You had to ask me to spend a million dollars. I want all the details said, all unrelated. Listen, if you're asking me to spend a million dollars, I want all the details. I think these are fair questions to ask. These are fair. I don't know if this one of those movies on the the final, the finale, we find out, haha, they were related. There's three different hitmen. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I would have got away with it too. And I would have got away with it.

[Monet X Change]

There's something wicked on this land and I'mma need a better deal than a million dollars. I'm not paying a million dollars to get murdered. You're paying a million dollars to get murdered.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won't get murdered. We're re fortifying everything. We're gonna have good security. It's gonna be Good.

[Monet X Change]

You think that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm gonna have my gun, because, you know, I'm gonna get my gun. And what about.

[Monet X Change]

They have guns now what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we gonna be some guns, some gunsling hoes, shooting each other.

[Monet X Change]

But I think that you are under the assumption that the house was, like, broken into. Jacob, do we need to. I guess we need information. Was it, like, did they travel through an underground tunnel? Did they just climb the wall? Do they walk through the front door different?

[Jacob]

We don't know.

[Monet X Change]

So what are you gonna do when the house itself, like. Right, so let's say one of them was killed by their lover, one of them was killed by the housekeeper, and one of them was killed by a burglar. So how are you gonna stop your lover from turning on you? The house turns your lover on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so now this is a magical house.

[Monet X Change]

We don't know it's unrelated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This house is haunted.

[Monet X Change]

It might be, it might not be. But all I'm saying is one of them was a lover, one of them was a housekeeper, and one of them was a whistlemaker, and one of them was a robber breaking in. So it could be so you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why I'm gonna have to be protected with my gun.

[Monet X Change]

But what I'm saying is, if you're in the house with your lover and they have a gun, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh, no, I have my own gun

[Monet X Change]

with my own boss, and they have a gun, too. So now you both got guns. What if the house turns multiple people against you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is just.

[Monet X Change]

This house is weird, Monet. This house is obviously weird. There is something weird about this house. You are not different. What makes you so much different than the last three people who were murdered here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I think the other thing.

[Monet X Change]

And also his owners. So there's multiple people have been killed in this house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think. I think the owners didn't have guns, but I think a gun is going to save me in this situation.

[Monet X Change]

Did the owners have guns, Jacob?

[Jacob]

We don't know.

[Monet X Change]

We don't know. We don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God, you have to have a lot.

[Commercial Voice]

No, this is.

[Jacob]

You're going in. Like, you can ask the real estate person. I'm the real estate thing. I'm sorry. I know the reason I have to disclose this to you. I don't know the specifics of these crimes other than the fact.

[Monet X Change]

So you don't know the. You can't just make things up to make it fit your narrative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we don't know that we're improving. And I'm saying. Yes, I'M going to have my gun and I'm going to spend a million dollars on his house.

[Monet X Change]

But why do you think the gun is what sego in my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For me? That's how I feel sane. That's how I feel protected with my gun.

[Monet X Change]

When did you become the 2A girl? But now everyone else has gun 1A. You're not the only. This law the 2A doesn't give you the only one that right to have a gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying. But that is how I feel safe. That's how I feel like I'll be able to protect myself. Was having my gun.

[Monet X Change]

So what's gonna happen when three robbers come in and they all have guns and you have your one little Glock?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am a marksman.

[Monet X Change]

And who said it? I have. I have my. You just had Glocks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I have two Glocks.

[Monet X Change]

Are you Laura Cross? So now. So now they all. They all have double cannons too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rondo. Everything I have.

[Jacob]

They have.

[Monet X Change]

No. One of them. One of them has an AK47. One of them has an AR. An AR. An Armor Light 15. An Armor Light Rifle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now what? You better know the word now.

[Monet X Change]

One of them has an Armalite rifle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now what?

[Monet X Change]

What about Colleen? Colleen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what you don't know is Colleen is kind of like a cat tree from Calvorta. So Colleen's gonna transform.

[Monet X Change]

So this world has magic now. It's a magic house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a magic cat.

[Monet X Change]

I'm begging you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I give Colleen her catnip.

[Monet X Change]

They have magic hats too, though. Since we're all throwing around magic. They got a magic hat too. They got dog tree bigger than the cat tree. Now what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kali's gonna swipe and swat for me and fight for me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's fine.

[Monet X Change]

It's not fine, Monet. People are dying in this house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but I really want this. It's in a perfect location for parties and for murder. And I oversee all of la. I love this house. I'm buying it. Will you visit and come? Hell no. Not for a game night.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not ever coming to your home, bro. I was standing by the front door. I will stand. I will come. I will stand right by the front door. Your house is creepy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's creepy.

[Monet X Change]

And also, you've been acting funny since you moved in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like what?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. You're being weird. You're acting weird. You're getting oddly aggressive. You just are. You're Getting weird. You and Andy and Colleen and Potato are all acting. And the roaches who live there too. They're all acting weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now it's fucking Amityville Horror.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what's up with this house. I told you not to buy this house. I begged of you not to buy this house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's perfect. And I think that.

[Monet X Change]

And that's it's latched on to you. Everyone can see, by the way, Monat, this house is literally dilapidated and falling apart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think it looks beautiful? We can see how disgusting this house is.

[Monet X Change]

Look at me through the wall. This house is fucked up. In Realtor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You knew this because he's. Because he's with us soon.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry, I was not aware of this. This wasn't disclosed to us from the previous owners.

[Monet X Change]

The house has haunted him since they were brutally murdered. The house has haunted him. And it's haunted you. It's bewitched you. And we are all wondering why you living in Gray Gardens. This is like Gray Gardens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now you live here now, too. It does look nice. Don't you love this house?

[Monet X Change]

See this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably should have never came over here.

[Monet X Change]

If we ever get this presented. I'm not going. I've decided I'm not going. I'm superstitious now. This is creepy as shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think it'll be fine. I think it's a few people who have died. But also, I feel like the older I get, to be honest, I'm starting to fear death a little less. How do you feel about that?

[Jacob]

For sure.

[Monet X Change]

Right? For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm only 35. I'm like, so. And like when I'm 50, I'm probably gonna be like, bring it on, girl.

[Monet X Change]

For sure. I definitely fear death less than I used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. I think when you're like any other twenties, when you. When you're really young, you really feel your mortality because you just experience so little of life in the grand scheme of things. But again, I'm only 15 years older, but still I talk about to my

[Monet X Change]

stand up a little bit. But like, I think what it is when you're really young, the idea of dying feels really uncomfortable because you can't fathom it. It like. It's kind of like watching a movie and you see someone get cut up by a chainsaw and you're like, I could imagine that, but that would never happen to me. But I could imagine. And I'm afraid of it because I could imagine it happening, if that makes any sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So when you're younger. You're. Your desire to cling to life is really, really strong because you want to have the life. You feel like you need to have the life. But as you get older, you're like, I can't keep on. I can't hold on this forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I literally cannot hold on this forever. I'm going to have to let this go. At some point. I'm gonna have to give up the ghost. Literally give up the ghost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And move on. And maybe it's how parents feel. Their kids get older when they, when they see their little baby. They're like, I can't imagine my kid leaving out of here. But as you get older, you have to come to grips with the fact my child is going to move out of the house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, empty nesting is a thing, too. And when parents lose kids and when I lose kids, but when kids go on to college and grow up, empty nesting, too. And I think that is okay to grieve the thing. This person that used to live with you, that was literally dependent on you for every single thing, and now they've moved on and transitioned to doing that for their own family or for themselves. But you look at someone like Joy Behar, who's 8. Joy Behar turned 83 years old this week. Like, she's seen almost nine decades of, like, that means she was born in, what, 45, about 42. Yeah, she was born in 40, in 1942. So she experienced World War II, the Vietnam War. Like, she's experienced a lot. And, like, so I think with age. And so she talks about this, too. She was like, I don't, I don't, I don't get when I die, if I die tomorrow, be fine. Like, she's like, she's like, I've seen so much life. Like, I'm not afraid to leave this place.

[Monet X Change]

Did you say Rosie o' Donnell said that? Joy Behar, the viewpiece, like, you're just kind of negative with all the political stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, recently, she got in trouble.

[Monet X Change]

Recently, Rosie o' Donnell spoke about how Joy Behar says that she is. She's, she's just too negative with all the political stuff. They're like, can you. You're just never positive about anything with the political stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I would say this is when, when Rosie hosted the show.

[Monet X Change]

Rosie o' Donnell just did a compl. Completely separate interview with someone else about how Joy Behar text her very recently, recently and said, you are very negative about political stuff. Well, I'm also like, what is there to be Positive about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally, I'm like, it's, it's all doom and gloom.

[Monet X Change]

Also, she's an old lady, and she's a comedian. Old people, comedians, New Yorker. What. What. What about that? Told you she'd be a positive person. Old New York City comedian, teacher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

A liberal living in a. In a world run by country run by conservatives. What about this woman's life?

[Commercial Voice]

You.

[Monet X Change]

She'd be positive and upbeat and bubbly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, also, she, she's. Also, she's. She doesn't do stand up anymore. What age do you see yourself, like, stopping stand up?

[Monet X Change]

Has she stand up? I saw, I saw Joy B. Do. I mean, it was probably like, maybe like seven, eight years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she doesn't do stand up anymore. She's like, I'm. I'm not. Well, what age do you see yourself stop doing drag and stop doing stand up.

[Monet X Change]

I haven't really given this much consideration. I. I'll keep doing as long as I feel good and feel like I look good doing it. And as long as I feel like I'm funny, like, even though I can't stand up, I'll still do the stand up. If I can just get to the stage and be funny, I'll still do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. You know, what about drag?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if my body will allow me to do it and I look in the mirror and I feel. And I feel good about what I'm seeing, I will keep doing it easily. Like, I don't have, like a. I don't have a cutoff date that I'm trying to get up out of drag. I look at RuPaul, RuPaul's what, 64? Looking great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

64 this year, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Moving well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she dancing her little ass off these days.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think RuPaul looks good. If I, If I could do it in the way that RuPaul is doing it, or even at that level, but just in a way and feel good about it, I would. I would be doing it. Sherry vine is 60. Lady Bunny 63. Jackie beats probably close to 60, if not in her late 50s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, Darcelle did until, literally until she died, until she was 98 years old.

[Monet X Change]

So I would still get up in geish and geisha redo and put on a. Put on a little dress and pump, pump, pump it up. If I have a transition of flats for a little while, I might do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've already done it.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true. Them scooties I heard when I broke my. When I broke my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know I'm just saying you were in, you know you've already done it

[Monet X Change]

and you did too. Didn't disappear and you did too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said I did.

[Monet X Change]

It was a whole season of the pit stop ride with you and your big ugly shoe on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say I did.

[Monet X Change]

I did not transition. Let's take a break.

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[Monet X Change]

I broke my toe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you were wearing what? Not flats, but you were wearing what?

[Monet X Change]

A heel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of heel?

[Monet X Change]

A heel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many inches?

[Monet X Change]

Doesn't matter. You said flats. I said flats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said scooties. I didn't say.

[Monet X Change]

I said fl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did.

[Monet X Change]

You already did. I was wearing a scootie, but I was not wearing a flat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you were wearing flats. It might as well be a fucking flat. It was like this big.

[Monet X Change]

You were wearing flats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, that's not true. I was wearing. I was thinking, we're not flat, honey. I was wearing a very tall 4 inch Balenciaga.

[Monet X Change]

Sitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sitting. I wasn't sitting.

[Monet X Change]

When you got your toes hurt, what were you wearing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't do drag. When I got my toes done, that was a pitstop. But I was still doing. Performing.

[Monet X Change]

You weren't in drag for the pitstop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but do you stand up during the.

[Monet X Change]

What was on their feet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you stand? They were balenciagas. And actually they were healed. Only one episode I wore those.

[Monet X Change]

They were Crocs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only one of them said, I wore those Crocs.

[Monet X Change]

You say Balenciagas. If they weren't Crocs, they were with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But again, they weren't four. They were four inch this. No, they were bigger than that. They were the Willem ones. They were this.

[Monet X Change]

You said Balenciaga. You try to throw Balenciaga that they

[Bob the Drag Queen]

weren't crocs because they were platforms. So they're not flats. They're litical platforms.

[Monet X Change]

But what was the bottom of it? They're platforms, but the bottom of it was flat. That has a little T. That's what makes it flat. Mon.

[Commercial Voice]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has a little.

[Monet X Change]

And also, not to mention when I. When. When I. When you used to wear your vans and your Uggs all the time. Here's footages, here's footages. Not to perform. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes, you bob. I would wear them to the clubs.

[Monet X Change]

I might not be able to find it. But you got to find the footage of Monet and her flats performing. Because you. We know it's there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It I it. When?

[Monet X Change]

We'll see, we'll see. If we're looking at it right now, it might be there, it might not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When would I wear it? Flats of or form.

[Monet X Change]

Listen, if it's there, it's only if it's. If it's there, it's cuz I found it. If it's not, it's cuz I couldn't find it. Doesn't mean it didn'. I'll just say that. That I will say. You still watch the View every morning? I don't watch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I listen to it at the gym.

[Monet X Change]

Listen to it today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I listened today, but it was from yesterday's episode. Oh, well, this week. Ooh. So last week they had Zoran, Zoron, mom, Donnie on last week. Friday they had Chris Cuomo on Monday.

[Monet X Change]

Are the girls fighting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just like sometimes I wish they would this whole like. And again, they're journalists and they're commentators and they're like, you know, they're doing their job and asking bunch of questions. I was a little perturbed at Joy for being. I feel like she was a little too soft on Cuomo.

[Monet X Change]

Tell me more. Tell me more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because I mean, Cuomo is. I mean, he's capitulating a little bit to the right a little bit. And again, I get it. For all the people in New York City, he has a lot of name recognition. Cause everything he carried us through Covid, we both lived in New York under him during COVID and he did a good job with that.

[Monet X Change]

But he's also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was some bad things that Cuomo did do. Right. Like keeping the people in nursing homes, the sexual allegation storylines in it and everything. But again, I love my ladies of the View.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you mad at Joy on anyone else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because. Because specifically the question Joy asked him.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, what is she asking you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me. Give me something.

[Monet X Change]

If you're like, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. Like, she was asked, like, she was like, she was like, listen to things he did. And she was like, a little softer on him. And Sunny. Sonny always comes with that ether. Sonny's like, well, Chris Como and Sonny will like. But are any of these.

[Monet X Change]

Look, Joy Behar is 83. That is insane. She looks stunning. She looks incredible. She looks stunning.

[Jacob]

I put this up for Whoopi's face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know Whoopi's in the.

[Monet X Change]

Over it. Yeah. Are any of these ladies. I don't really know much about the ladies of the View besides Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. Are any of them actually journalists?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sonny was. Sonny is a federal prosecutor turned journalist turned commentator.

[Monet X Change]

But did she study journalism or did she just, like, get into journalism?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she did journalism for cnn.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. But she's. But she's a career lawyer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a career lawyer.

[Monet X Change]

And then, like, kind of like, is she like entertainment journalist or like a journalist journalist?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she was a journalist journalist for like a couple years on cnn. Then she became a tv.

[Monet X Change]

I just wonder if she's. I just wonder if she studied journalism or if she like, did she go back to school and study journalism or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know. Alyssa on the right works for. Works for Pence and Trump. She's a wonderful.

[Monet X Change]

She worked for them. The way the dark haired lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she worked in. In. She. She was. Can you look up her exact. I think she was Pence's assistant. So she worked in Trump's White House.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. So what's her deal there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will. She, you know, they have the other.

[Jacob]

Did I meet her press secretary for press?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When you did the View, was she. The episode. I remember. Yeah, she was. She was Trump's press secretary. But I will say of. Of the amount of wait. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. She was there. She was there. She was way there on the end. Yeah. Which, by the way, you were so good on the View.

[Monet X Change]

That's very kind. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that.

[Jacob]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought about tearing up a little bit.

[Commercial Voice]

It.

[Monet X Change]

I'm glad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm Glad you considered it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did.

[Monet X Change]

That you executed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say of the Republicans that have been on the show,

[Monet X Change]

that's why the screen just says, woman dies at the riding Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. I know you're not trying to guess. Look at that. But like, I don't know. I thought the Haunted Mansion was like, chill. I thought it was like a chill little thing. Like it wasn't that big of a deal.

[Jacob]

I mean, if there's one ride to die on, that's the Haunted Mansion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that the one that goes up and down?

[Monet X Change]

This is from ktla.

[Jacob]

It's like, it's a haunted mansion. You go in, the room goes down and then you go in and it's just like, it's like a drive through ride. Like you're in the dune buggy and there's like, it's the one with the illusion of the ghost dancing in the ballroom.

[Monet X Change]

I've never been to Disneyland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went one time mostly like, thrill rides. And Disney is a bunch of rides. Like, we're gonna get in a car and drive around. I'm like, I want, I want Universal.

[Monet X Change]

Well, those rides will literally kill you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. They're fierce. Apparently they kill you at Disney too.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's what I'm saying. Disney, not the Universal. No, these rides will literally kill you. Disney rides will. You think they're. You think these rides are for. For wimps? For those sensitive nut sacks? These rides will literally end your life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sensitive nut sacks. Jesus Christ. Why did we get so graphic?

[Monet X Change]

I feel like, I feel like when I think about sound like versus, I feel like I, I switch to nut sacks because nutsacks are much more sensitive than pussies are. Are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they? I mean, I don't really know how

[Monet X Change]

a nut sack is way more sensitive than a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I seen that video of that girl biting that girl's vagina in the fight. And I was like, I can't imagine. I was like, I was sitting there like, oh, she bit her, like with her full teeth.

[Monet X Change]

Like her or her labia. How do you know she bit a clit?

[Jacob]

Wait, also, wait, were they both naked? What's happening?

[Monet X Change]

How do you know her? Click.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bit. She was wearing yoga pants. Well, this was the Reddit thing. Said under it, it was like a video of whatever. And she was wearing like very tight pants. And, you know, you could see a little moose knuckle, a camel tail, and she. And when they were fighting, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Went down in between her legs. And the girls would go, ah. And I probably Had a girl bit her flip.

[Monet X Change]

You know, from my experiences with both ball sacks and pussies. Ball sacks are way more sensitive than pussies are. But also a. I mean the pussy's like the thing and then the ball sacks like as a part of the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well, you know. Well, you know what, you know what? When people suck dick, I think a part of the dick suck and they forget. I think people oftentimes forget to pay attention to the balls. And also. Are you people. No, not just the balls, but also the in between. Between the balls and the thigh, baby. If you want to get your man and give him the ooh ah.

[Monet X Change]

Preach Preacher, chapter 25, verse 6 and 17. He's your hunger no more. And you put that in your mouth for the revolution and you suck the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

balls and then you put your tongue in the side of his balls and you lick it and you kiss it and you blow on it. He'll never forget that blow job.

[Monet X Change]

We still never did our blowjack competition. I think it's because you think you'll lose. That's not true deep down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I wouldn't do it because I was managing at the time, but we

[Jacob]

can do it now.

[Monet X Change]

But, but that's also not true because you have not been. I haven't pitched this before you even met Andy. So we've been talking really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

We've been talking about the bulldog competition since before you met Andy. And you have a new excuse every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean I would do it.

[Jacob]

I don't know if it's too. But we're, we're, we're bringing back anything you can do and this would be a great one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be a great one. But also it's going to be one of these that we have to. We have to start the sibling RV only fan.

[Monet X Change]

You can just show the person's face while it's happening.

[Jacob]

Oh, I was just going to have it happen off screen and then we just come. It's a follow up interview.

[Monet X Change]

Oh well, we got to. Have they got to be, you know, I mean, if anything there's just showing this man's face while we're doing the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean we started the same RA

[Monet X Change]

or, or the answer is the guy just comes back and sits down and we, we invite him on the podcast and he talks to us about his experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, I think we, yes, we can do all of it or I

[Monet X Change]

think what has to happen too is we have to, it has to be completely non biased so he has to not be Able to. Because what if you. What if we accidentally get a bobblehead? What if we accidentally get a monation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

He can't even see who it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. So I think this is when we started Simmy Onlyfans. And it's basically gonna be like, you only see him from this up. And then he doesn't see us come into the room. The person gets down there. We see his reaction to the whole thing. And then we do a separate episode on the Patreon where we talk about,

[Monet X Change]

you know, I'm probably not comfortable with that.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

Because it feels a little vulgar for me. For me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the vulgar part? Sucking someone's dick while they're on camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you won't see. They won't.

[Monet X Change]

I understand what you're seeing, Monet. I know what you're saying. I hear you. I don't need anything else explained. It doesn't make me comfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, Bob. That would be. The only fans are below to see the video.

[Monet X Change]

You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price. This is one of the things.

[Jacob]

How much is the only fans description for you to want to do this video?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that I'm interested. I don't think this is one of the places where I don't think I have a price.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob. What. What if we made from. Because it'll be two videos, one of you doing yours. What would be doing mine.

[Monet X Change]

What if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if we make $5 million on that. On. On that post?

[Monet X Change]

I. I think I will make $5 million over the course of a certain amount of time without me making. I think I can make up 5 million somewhere else. I really do. I. I know. But. But this is literally so I'm good for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For 10 minutes of work.

[Monet X Change]

I'm good on this one. I'm good on that one. I would need more than 5 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we don't know how much we'll get from 1 of 5 million.

[Monet X Change]

Does it doesn't entice me enough for that. It does. I'm not. I'm not in like. I'm not like, great need for my money.

[Jacob]

5 million and the man is Michael B. Jo.

[Monet X Change]

You know, you said Wiz Khalifa or Ezra Miller or. That's not what's wrong. I think Ezra Miller's kind of hot.

[Jacob]

I thought they were canceled.

[Monet X Change]

We're not talking about how canceled they are. We're talking about how hot they are. Okay. Ezra Miller is hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sorry. Y' all these are my top two. Ezra Miller and Wiz Khalifa. I'm sorry to break this news to y'.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So who's your top two again? Jesse Williams. Michael Jordan.

[Monet X Change]

Jesse Williams. Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The new. The new. Not Henry Cavill. The new Spider Man. The new Superman. David Hem.

[Monet X Change]

Over Henry Cavill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the new guy. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Am I crazy here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at how he is beautiful. What are you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't say it wasn't beautiful. I said over Henry Cavill. And we're going with different vibes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They also look the same, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they're playing the same role.

[Jacob]

One is slightly. Henry, I think is like a little bit more of a daddy type. And I think that scans for.

[Monet X Change]

What the. What in the world? This is from the Witcher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Witcher. I don't see any.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know her from the Witcher. Henry. Cow was very handsome. But yeah, my top two are definitely Ezra Miller and. And Wiz Khalifa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we can work on only fans thing. I think it would be. It would be also. Also not even the money. Just the sibling craziness of that all

[Monet X Change]

would be so sibling. Only fans are so messy. I just don't think that we're gonna reach. I don't think I have a price in this regard. I really don't. I really don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it'll be so fun. So, so kind.

[Monet X Change]

How would the competition be set up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it has to be on separate days because you want him to, you know, and they have to be like, it'll be a two day shoot.

[Monet X Change]

Are you scared to go second?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not scared to go.

[Monet X Change]

Say that. Cause you couldn't get it back up, Honey, I can get it back up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, There you go.

[Monet X Change]

People are like, ooh, finally a good one. Here you go. Thank God a good one's here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has to be over two days, and I think he's sitting down.

[Monet X Change]

We also need an official in the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

To make sure someone's not like, hey, I'm Monet. I'm gonna give you an extra $10,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're recording it.

[Monet X Change]

We need an official in the room. We need someone in the room who's like, making sure that there's no cheating. No. Soak it up. Purse verse. Purse verse. Like, we need to make sure that there's someone in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Willa Willem would be a good.

[Monet X Change]

Would be a great adjudicator who is not. Who's non biased. A great adjudicator who is making sure that we are not vocalizing who we are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Is there a time limit? No, it's just the experience itself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Are we asking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because girls like you, y' all just

[Monet X Change]

want to get it over with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, I enjoy myself. I take pride in my work. Okay. And I sit there and I make sure that you're having a good time. I wish I'm having a good time. This is like. This is. We're luxuriating.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not like, let's just get it. I just want you to not know. What makes you think myself.

[Monet X Change]

What makes you think that's who I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's just. That's what I. That's the vibe I get from you girls that suck dick. Like how you do it.

[Monet X Change]

You don't even know what I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've heard of what you do.

[Monet X Change]

You've not. Can I read you a message? I just got. This is a DM I just got the other day. This is an actual dm. I literally. This is so crazy that I can actually bring this up in this moment. Jacob, I want you. Don't say who is from. I want you to actually read this DM out loud.

[Jacob]

I don't think I truly knew what it was to have my soul sucked out through my dick until you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

amateur.

[Jacob]

And that's from Lindsey Graham.

[Monet X Change]

These are the DMs I get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, listen again. Like I said before.

[Monet X Change]

He said, I never lived before you. I can't believe no one knows the Kelly Clark. I'm the only one who knows the Kelly Clarkson song. And I never needed anyone to make me feel alive. But then again, I wasn't really living. I never live before you. Love, from my first album.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at you. Come on, Vibrato.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, let's hear a DM that you got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see, that's.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you know any DMs you got?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, you don't need to. You don't see Jaguar and Rolls Royce. You don't need to put ads out, honey. The material, the quality of the product speaks for itself. I don't need to advertise.

[Monet X Change]

That's not an ad. It is an ad. That was a review.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but do you see people reviewing Jaguars and shit? No, you don't have to.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, they do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because they're just magnifique.

[Monet X Change]

They certainly do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did magnifique.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying. One I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

So you don't. You know, you're advertising. So what are you. So what are you, a Jeep wrangler? I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm advertising. That's just from a photo shoot I did.

[Monet X Change]

Can I just say, I said it again. Are your likes on this? Yeah.

[Jacob]

63,000.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Cuz the other day, some. Someone had their likes off. Maybe it wasn't you. Someone had their likes off. To those of you out there, I'm telling you, turn your likes back on, you coward. You turn your likes off a lot. Which, which is wild to me. You do it a lot.

[Jacob]

She does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

We just discussed this last time we went through a thing. That money had her likes off. I think since I called you out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, if it's like promote like a thing like, I'm not. I don't put likes on that. What are you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

Since I called you out, you stopped doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because that's not true.

[Monet X Change]

We've had this conversation on the podcast and I, And I sent a screenshot of all the things you turn your likes off. On.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, if it's. If it's a promote, something like that, I'm like, I will put it off on that. Yeah, there's no. But if it's like a post or a video.

[Monet X Change]

Turn your lights off, you coward. No, put your lights on, you coward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Own shit.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying. Put your lights on, you coward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at you. A little like, I don't care. That's how I run my social media. What about yours, whore?

[Monet X Change]

Put your likes on, you coward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Worry about yours, whore.

[Monet X Change]

I don't hide my likes. Let. Let us. Let us see. Let us see you flop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so you flop all you want.

[Monet X Change]

Show us your flop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You flop.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not flopping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We love watching your flops. That's fine.

[Monet X Change]

Let us see you flop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We love watching your flops. That's fine.

[Monet X Change]

We watch yours too, okay? No, actually, we can't watch ours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You hide your flops, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what.

[Monet X Change]

That's how I'm buried in the sand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's you. You do yours with your little promo.

[Monet X Change]

Are we asking this guy to give us. Are we giving him a metric by which to rate us or we just like which one was better?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think is what I think.

[Jacob]

He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He talked about his. He talks about his experience, what he likes, what he didn't like, and at the end, at the end, he will crown one dick sucker. The better one.

[Monet X Change]

I think we should give him a metric with what I would say vibe or not maybe vibe, because you can't really care much of vibe if there's like A. If you're like so hidden and discreet. But I would say that, like, the deep throatness needs to be a category. The wetness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But some people don't like. Some people don't like a lot of wet. I met guys who they don't want, like, they don't want to leave covered in spit. They're like, like, I've met that.

[Monet X Change]

So do you want to leave covered in spit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. When I get my disc, I do not want to feel like, like, like, like, like there's just a waterworks. Okay. I'm not into that. I. I don't want it to be dry, but I don't want you to be. I'm not into all of that. No, I'm one of those. But I do want it. I do want it to feel nice and lubricated. But I don't want. I don't want spit all the way down to my knees. I don't want all my stomach and chest to have spit on it too. Because you're just going crazy. You're like slapping your hand on my chest. That's not for me. So I think. Yeah, so I think maybe not. I think dethrotery technique.

[Monet X Change]

Now, wetness is not from dry to wet. It's like, how did the wetness feel? Does not mean like, the wetness is like, like dry to wet. It could be like, how did you. Like what? Like, for example, if the weight is too much, you might. You might grade lower. So I would say the wetness should be a factor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think deep throatry.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think technique.

[Monet X Change]

I think wetness needs to go in there. Cause again, it's not. How wet was it? It's. Was the wetness appropriate?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so we can put wetness. I think we say hand performance. Hand performance.

[Monet X Change]

Attention to detail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh.

[Monet X Change]

And the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Time.

[Monet X Change]

And time can go two ways. Either like, did you make me come really quick? Or like, as time went on, is it. Did it become clear that you were bored? So time is not necessarily like. It was three minutes. Time can also be like you really. After the. The eight minute mark, you really started to. Your, Your, Your. The quality really went downhill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the longest. You suck dick?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe like 76 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be for real sibling boat.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I've done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like sibling suckery. I like. I like being.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta read the question for your answer when I. They don't know what you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was literally. I was literally gonna say I like sibling suckery. I think only sibling suckery is gonna be really cute.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Sibling suckery is A great name. I mean, the problem with probably suck dick is like, it's not necessarily. You mean like I, I'll go back and forth just like sucking and fucking or fucking and sucking or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just a dick sucking session. That's all you did, was just suck someone?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. So what's the longest you've done?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe like somewhere around an hour to an hour and a half maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the longest time there is an hour and 20 minutes. Yeah, I mean I noticed how long it was like, of just pure mouth to dick, like sucking for an hour and 20 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

So now when I'm in meetings and one person's rambling, I turn the timer on my phone on, I'll be like, this person is rambling. Click. I need, I need to know from personal records how long this person's been rambling. And usually I do that when it's like six, when they've already been ranting for six minutes. I'm like, I'm just gonna go ahead and physically add six minutes to this. I do this to people all the time when we're talking. I don't, I don't share it with them. Just be like, I need to know. Just, just for me to know. How long is this person talking? This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were doing it from the beginning. So you're just guesstimating what the beginning is.

[Monet X Change]

I'm guesstimating, but I know for a fact it was at least eight minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you've been on the thing for someone rambling for eight minutes at one time.

[Monet X Change]

You were there too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God, you were, Jake.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, I was like, I gotta see. I was like, I got to punch the clock on Millsville. Cause that was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The thing. We were having a meeting and Bob would be texting me on the side about stuff. I'm like, then I can't even focus on the meeting. Cause Bobby's texting me about other shit.

[Monet X Change]

I bet this is crazy. That, that was wild. So who's going to do okay, how big do you want this penis to be that we're sucking on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care. I mean, it depends on who, who the participant is.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it depends on where, where you think you do your best work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I done my best work with a pinky. I done my best work with like a, a true nine inch dick. I, I, I, I've, I've, I've done all.

[Monet X Change]

I think we all know that the length is not what's stopping you from

[Bob the Drag Queen]

doing your best work.

[Monet X Change]

It's the girth that's stopping you. So you. So you. So you want. You want. You want. You want this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if I have to, I'll make it work. I used to hook up with this guy in Portland who's like that.

[Monet X Change]

Not like that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the kid.

[Monet X Change]

Just say, yeah, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please be. Yeah, I think I have a picture of it. You want to see?

[Monet X Change]

No. Try to describe it. Because you say you're great at scribing penises. This you. Now you get to prove yourself. Prove yourself. Go grab the measuring tape. Grab the measuring tape. Prove yourself. Describe it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think he was like, about a real life show with your hands about a real life. Like. Like eight and a half inch dick.

[Monet X Change]

That's not eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

That's eight inches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is. That is eight inches.

[Monet X Change]

Hold. Hold it, hold it. Let me look, let me look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turn it toward me.

[Monet X Change]

No, don't move.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't want to move it. All right.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you are holding up currently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that?

[Monet X Change]

That is seven and a half inches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So close. So. And he was like a true.

[Monet X Change]

Like seven and a half there. Seven and a half?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think more like more. We might need this later. Eight inches and thick.

[Monet X Change]

Please hold on to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, thick, uncut.

[Monet X Change]

How thick? Think of that microphone in front of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say a little. No, that's. That's smaller than the microphone. Like, my fingers would. Would be like this when I was holding his dick.

[Monet X Change]

So he's bigger than the microphone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big. Like, ever so slightly.

[Monet X Change]

This man's penis. Can you just. Can you turn that microphone around and see if you can put your mouth around the back end of it, please, real quick. So you're. So you're toothing. That's fine. So you're toothing this man's penis to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

smithereens, but I had technique. Do you. I mean. No, I'm not gonna get back to my little detail.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want your techniques, and I don't need them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. Did I.

[Monet X Change]

Do I need to read that DM again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do need them, honey. Cause if you had my teachings, they would transcend to another level.

[Monet X Change]

We don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They would transcend to another plane.

[Monet X Change]

We don't have time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause if you really suck someone's souls

[Monet X Change]

out, they don't have to DM you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. If you really suck someone's soul out, baby, they don't. They don't exist. They've given it up. They have passed away.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know where this takes you came from. This might come from the great beyond. This is one of the people murdered in that house. And I'm like, no, we don't have time. Y' all join us over something robbery on Patreon to find out what we're talking about on current eventary this year or this week. Goodbye, everyone. Sam.