The One Where We Plan God's Stadium Tour

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: "The One Where We Plan God's Stadium Tour" (June 29, 2026)

Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry, featuring drag superstars Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change, fully lives up to the show's reputation for hilarity and deep dives into pop culture. The duo sets out to imagine, with all their trademark banter, what it would be like if they were creative directors for "God's stadium tour." Their conversation spins out from this central conceit and covers everything from karaoke drama and friendship group dynamics, to debates about philosophy, religion, and the nature of God, all peppered with constant comedy, gentle roasting, and real insights on life and identity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Karaoke Antics and Group Dynamics

• The episode opens with Bob and Monét exchanging stories about hosting karaoke parties, with Bob noting the universal fun karaoke brings—no matter the musical talent level.
  • Bob: "Karaoke isn't about sounding good, it's about having fun. And no one's having more fun than me, Everett, and Dejuan." (03:02)
• There’s playful confusion over which of Monét’s friends are gay or straight, leading to Bob jokingly declaring,
  • "I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here." (04:11)
• The group lovingly debates how, despite initial reluctance from some, karaoke always takes the party over the top.

2. The Great US States Geography Challenge

• Bob reveals his passion for cartography and leads Monét through a game of guessing US states based on map dots.
• Their geographic confusion is on full display – at one point, Monet confidently declares, "That's Vermont," to Bob's disbelief.
  • Bob: "That's not Pennsylvania. My exact words." (12:43)
  • Monét: "The fact that word even came out of your mouth is crazy." (12:47)
• They reflect on the difference between knowing all US states versus Australian or Canadian territories, acknowledging how challenging it can be to remember all 50 states.

3. Traveling and EU Hurdles

• The duo swaps stories about traveling, especially the new EU passport entry/exit rules causing severe delays.
  • Monét: "...sometimes the lines are up to six hours. People are missing flights...it's a big problem right now." (15:31)
• Bob blames Brexit in jest, while both discuss their upcoming travel plans.

4. Booking Tours and the Hypothetical 'God Stadium Tour'

• There is cheeky back-and-forth about their own tour ticket sales, which segues into their main theme: what if God was a touring artist?
  • Bob: "You think God could sell tickets?" (18:46)
  • Monét: "If God was a current, like, traveling touring artist..." (18:50)
• The two envision God's show at different venues—a playful debate over whether God plays the "Hollywood Bowl" or "Sofi Stadium".
  • Monét: "He wants the intimate experience." (19:11)
• Discussing God's stage entrance, possibilities range from floating down on a cloud to appearing as a ball of light, with each person in the audience seeing something different.

5. Debating Perception & Color: The Philosophy Bit

• The conversation swerves into philosophical territory: how do we know we all see colors the same way?
  • Bob: "How do you know y'all are all seeing colors the same?" (20:00)
  • Jacob: "Pink and blue for me are completely swapped. I've just learned that's pink growing up." (22:21)
• This creative tangent leads to questions about eye transplants and how the brain processes color and emotion.

6. Religion, Spirituality, and The Rapture

• As Monét reads Christian doctrine snippets on bodily integrity and the rapture, Bob questions religiosity and the logical inconsistencies in these beliefs.
  • Monét: "You don't want to give away your heart or your lungs because your body should leave the way it came in." (24:46)
  • Bob: "So doesn't that negate the whole thing? ...You're telling me that to alleviate your pain, you can get rid of your pancreas...but once you’ve died, you can’t give over your lung?" (26:02)
• Bob questions spirituality’s role in harmful thinking, arguing that phrases like "everything happens for a reason" can dangerously justify pain and suffering.
  • Bob: "I genuinely think 'everything happens for a reason' is a really problematic mindset because it allows you to justify pain, harm, damage for the greater good." (27:16)

7. Designing God’s Stadium Show

• The pair goes full creative-director mode, designing visuals, music, and “God’s” look for the stadium spectacle.
  • Monét: "God comes down on a cloud like the flying nimbus from Dragon Ball." (19:14)
  • Bob: "I think everyone is looking at the stage and literally all of us see something different...How gaggy would that be?" (19:39)
• They rigorously workshop God's transformation between formless light and more human-like appearances, complete with details ("brown with dreads but the same white robe," per Monét [36:01]) and wardrobe choices.
• A highlight: deciding God's opening number, with Bob suggesting a humorous Star Wars villain medley and Monét insisting on budget-friendly Lady Bunny DJing, segueing into "Call Me Mother".
  • Monét: "We're not paying for that. That's a waste of money." (42:57)
  • Bob: "They're not getting paid." (42:58)
  • Monét: "They're doing it for free." (43:00)

8. Seating Philosophy at Live Shows

• An unexpected debate erupts on ideal concert seating, using their experiences attending pop concerts and Broadway.
  • Bob: "I want to be middle of the middle row." (31:30)
  • Monét: "I like to sit…in the beginning orchestra...but at Sza, I was literally row two." (31:13)
• Humorous detour into Nancy Pelosi’s heel height and why Monét and Bob have differing preferences based on leg length and comfort.

9. Race, Hair, and Language in the Black Community

• An important reflection on the word “nappy” and how language can be reclaimed or remain pejorative.
  • Bob: "To me, nappy is not a pejorative. If you hear the word nappy and you think that means bad hair, I think that says more about you than it does about me." (38:04)
  • Monét: "...in pop culture, [nappy] has been very negatively used for the community." (38:46)

10. Classic Sibling Bickering and Mistrust

• The final segment features playful (but real!) squabbling over past pranks, "missing" dresses, rigged games, and the intricacies of apologies—underscoring their sibling-like chemistry.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob: "Karaoke turns the party every motherfucking time." (06:48)
• Monét: "You sound like Everett at fucking karaoke." (02:40)
• Jacob: "Pink and blue for me are completely swapped…And I've just grown in my life knowing that." (22:21)
• Bob: "I wish that Black folks could release themselves from the shackles of Christianity. We have to release ourselves from the cycles of Christianity. This is crazy." (26:52)
• Bob: "How do you know y'all are all seeing colors the same?" (20:00)
• Monét: "You have long knees." (31:34)
• Monét: "I'm really treasuring live music a lot. I think I took it for granted more, to be honest." (30:52)
• Bob: "What does God look like to you?" (40:00)
• Monét: "God to me is pretty traditional, except like instead of—I'm basically gonna Little Mermaid him, he's gonna be brown with dreads, but the same white robe." (36:01)

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Essential Timestamps

• 03:02 – Bob on the true purpose of karaoke
• 04:11 – Bob on feeling outnumbered by straight people
• 12:43 – "That's not Pennsylvania": The geography challenge
• 15:31 – Monét on new EU entry/exit system delays
• 18:46 – "You think God could sell tickets?" Stadium tour conceit begins
• 19:14 – Building God’s concert spectacle, cloud descent
• 20:00 – Bob’s color perception philosophical debate
• 24:46 – Monét explains Christianity and not donating organs
• 26:52 – Bob’s plea for Black folks to reexamine faith
• 36:01 – Monét’s vision of God’s physical form
• 38:04 – The usage (and reclamation) of the term "nappy"
• 42:57 – Monét on scrimping for God’s production costs
• 47:32 – Bickering over past pranks and “missing” dresses

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Conclusion

True to form, this episode is a fast, funny, and thought-provoking ride with plenty for fans to chew on. From imagining an all-divine pop concert to examining the philosophy of color and the contradictions of religious belief, Bob and Monét play off each other with infectious energy, never missing a beat. Whether they’re recapping party antics, dissecting language in the Black community, or staging their hypothetical "God tour", their chemistry, wit, and candid honesty shine. The result is both laugh-out-loud relatable and sneakily profound.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet x Change]

and I'm Monet x Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Monet x Change]

On this week's episode, we are planning for the rapture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are the creative directors for God's stadium tour.

[Monet x Change]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet x Change]

We're not paying for that. That's a waste of money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My baby don't mess around?

[Monet x Change]

Cause they love me so in the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

son of a jar.

[Monet x Change]

Okay, you can't go down. You were doing the melody. Now you're coming down to my harmony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're fucking me up. I don't like people who sing harmony with me. I told you about my issue with harmonies.

[Monet x Change]

But just stay what you're doing. Don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not that easy.

[Monet x Change]

Stay the chorus. Stay the chorus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stay these nuts as they drag across your chin.

[Monet x Change]

You sound like Everett at fucking at Karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other night, Everett was having a good time, and that's the most important thing. That's the thing. When you go to karaoke and you sing karaoke, there's always some singer trying to, like, dog y' all for singing.

[Monet x Change]

That's not true. I'm not talking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyone's not meant to be. I was not dogging her ass. I was just telling, like, a T R is okay. Karaoke is not about sounding good. Karaoke's about having fun. And no one's having more fun than me, Everett and dejuan.

[Monet x Change]

So I don't know if this was past your time at the Help, but when I did the Help, me and Pixie used to help. You know Kyle. Sexy Kyle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. From Blind King?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, yeah. And Light Skinned Car. Did he used to say this on a show? It became, like, a thing at the hell people. Like, when one of us would be doing a number and, like, really, really into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, tell the story. Tell the story, baby. Tell the story. It's one of his things he's just

[Monet x Change]

been doing for years. Yeah, Yeah. I used to love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to be clear, we were talking about the other day, we were kissing. Karaoke at Monet's place. And.

[Monet x Change]

Well, okay, so I have my two of my besties from back in the day. Dawan from college, Tyrone from high school. Tyrone was the first person I ever saw. I was gay. And Bob was like. Cause. And then I had another friend, Kareem, I knew him from college. And then Kareem is straight. So then I'm grilling outside, and Bob was like, it's Harold. Gay or straight? I was like, he's straight. He's like, monet, you around too many straight people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I didn't know any. Well, I said something. We were all in there. I was like, well, everyone here is gay. And then Monet was like, now everyone's gay. And I was like, ha, ha. And then when I was like, no, everyone's. And I was like, who the hell's straight?

[Monet x Change]

I was like, korean. Korean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, ooh. I said, I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here.

[Monet x Change]

But having two straight guys at your

[Bob the Drag Queen]

house is crazy, okay?

[Monet x Change]

Tyrone is not straight. Tyrone is gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, why did y' all keep saying he was straight?

[Monet x Change]

Kareem is straight. Tyrone is gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew y' all were fucking lying.

[Monet x Change]

You thought Tyrone's ass was straight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was one of y' all things. Like when your other friend, who you said was straight back then, I was like, That N is straight. And then he finally came out as gay.

[Shopify Business Owner]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one. The one when I first met.

[Monet x Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the one when I first met the one. You were like, the one straight. And I was like, monet, I just don't think he is.

[Monet x Change]

He was straight to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you were like. I was like, monet, this is not a straight man. You remember the conversation?

[Monet x Change]

He told me he was straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like. I was like, it's this. And also, by the way, it was triggering. They look alike.

[Monet x Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They look alike.

[Monet x Change]

They look alike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are the same complexion. They are close the same height. The ones a little bit taller. They have the exact same hairstyle.

[Monet x Change]

They look like the same person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. So I was like, this again. Another one of these fucking straight gay guys?

[Monet x Change]

No, Tyrone is very gay. Tyrone's the first time I ever saw I was gay. And then. So. Oh, yes. We were all hanging out the house and then. So Bob, did we talk about this? I feel like we talked about this on the podcast already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob.

[Monet x Change]

Okay. Okay. So anytime comes to the house, Bob. Bob and Tal love karaoke. So Bob is trying to rally. So Bob is like, hold on, let me finish my story. And Bob is like. Bob was like, monet, people want to do karaoke. Can you usher them into the garage, please? I was like, well, we're all hanging out. He's like, okay, okay. And they're back in the kitchen. I'm grilling, I'm getting chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm doing all the things Unc, timo, unc, T ong t mo grilling and all comes over again.

[Monet x Change]

He's like, Monet. He's like, you know what? No pressure. He's like, monet, I feel like everyone wants to migrate and play do karaoke, but it wasn't everyone. It was you, Everett, and Tal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not everyone. That was roughly it. And Jacob wanted to do karaoke, too.

[Monet x Change]

No, but Jacob wasn't on it like that. You, Everett, and Tao wanted to do karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me, Everett, and Tao really wanted to do karaoke.

[Monet x Change]

Out of eight people. That's less than half.

[Jacob]

But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But then also, dejuan wanted to do karaoke. As a. He wasn't saying it, but dejuan, girl. Because when we got in there singing, dejuan sang more songs than anybody.

[Monet x Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gay one. Dejuan was in singing everybody's song, but I would say me, Everett, and Tao. There were moments where it was just. We were just having a blast. I mean. And also, Tyrone was singing every song. He didn't get on the mic.

[Monet x Change]

But he was trying to get on the mic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but he was singing every song. Everyone was having a lot of fun playing Carol.

[Monet x Change]

And I always. I always say this. I'm never eager to go do karaoke. But to Bob's point, karaoke always ends up being a lot of fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It turns the party every time. It turns the party every motherfucking time. And I want to say we had some great performances. Jacob, me, Jacob, and Tao ate the girlies up.

[Monet x Change]

Jacob has a thought.

[Jacob]

Monet's saying, I'm not eager to do karaoke while she fully is the one who owns the karaoke machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, but okay, I don't own it. First of all, I use that machine when I'm practicing, like, my music at home. Like, I don't. I have a mic stand and the whole thing so I can practice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when your family was here, we had. So your aunties were living there. Because here's the thing, y', all, when you. When it comes to Kara kiddo party, there's going to be like a third of the folks gonna be really enthusiastic. And then about half are gonna be like, oh, I can't. I'm telling you, once it gets going, the ones who are like, I cannot. Are gonna be the ones, baby. Monet's aunties was singing. Monet's grandma did Patsy class.

[Monet x Change]

She's a crazy, classy clown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone's having so much fun.

[Monet x Change]

That was very cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it takes a couple of pushes. Like, can we just start singing karaoke? Please?

[Monet x Change]

Please? You love. Do you do karaoke with Dusty Rady the other day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We went to this bar called Chill Bar down in Louisville.

[Monet x Change]

What song did you sing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sang Origin of Love from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

[Monet x Change]

You always sing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sing at your place one time.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's one of my karaoke go to's Origin of love Baby got back Devil went down to Georgia Papa was a rolling. These are my go to's. Oh, Papa was a rolling stone. Lately, I've been doing abracadabra.

[Monet x Change]

You do love that. So someone commented because I posted a video on my Instagram story. They're like, bob. Bob is lip syncing for the crown because you were doing full choreography.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Africa, Deborah, Africa, Debra, Me, Jacob, and Ty were all doing the choreography.

[Monet x Change]

We were all doing from different chunks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of us were doing the same choreography at the same time, but we were all living our dreams. It was so Jacob Tal would be karaoke.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. Tao loves karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tal don't Play by karaoke.

[Monet x Change]

Ty loves karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Jacob was so cute, bumping around, singing. It was. It was a very. We were singing for hours, girl, I'm not kidding.

[Monet x Change]

For like, four hours straight, just going off in karaoke. It was great. And it was such an impromptu party, too. Like, Tyrone dejuwan and I were just chilling at the house. And then I was like, we should have people over. I was like, oh, yeah, I guess we should. And then I called you and then called Kareem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then let's confront you about what you did last night.

[Monet x Change]

What I did last night?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you did last night?

[Monet x Change]

Did I see you yesterday?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You saw me last night.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, yeah, at my house. Then you'll meet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I text Naomi Smalls and I said,

[Monet x Change]

you want to hang out tomorrow?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, yes, and you poached her for me. We all weren't scheduled to do that yesterday. That was the last minute thing, was it not?

[Jacob]

So you think this episode comes out June 29th. Will that content be out by then? Cause if.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, it will.

[Jacob]

So we can talk about it.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you with the schedule, Answer that question.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, well, I'll answer your question. So you think I, last minute, got Naomi Smalls to come and do my makeup at my house on a whim? Last minute, I just sha. That just happened out of nowhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I plan.

[Monet x Change]

I schedule Byron, Naomi got a week together. I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can get eight people come to your house to sing Harry for eight hours, but you can't get Naomi Smalls and Byron to come over.

[Monet x Change]

Correct to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get two people to come over. You got.

[Monet x Change]

You can get to do a makeover to prepare a wig to come and do my makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had the wig. She's a drag queen. Monet. She already had a wig sitting around.

[Monet x Change]

No, it was a prepare. Because Naomi is not like, you just pick a wig off the shelf. She's like, got a wig style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, not just picking. These are styled wigs. I'm not just like, well, tell them to tie hairs. He styled half of them. Ty, are your wigs styled or they just bullshit like Monet calls them anyway? That's yo. That's yo. That's your buddy and the only.

[Monet x Change]

And I had that day scheduled for weeks. Anyway, so I walk into the episode today, and y', all, honestly, you need to change your name from Bob the Drag Queen to Bob the Geography Queen. Why the fuck is there a map on the screen? What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I'm into cartography.

[Monet x Change]

What is this map about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm really into cartography so can you please not yuck my yum and my passions.

[Jacob]

You.

[Monet x Change]

Why are you so obsessed with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we. There's a dot on the screen and we have to guess what state that data's in.

[Monet x Change]

I know what state is state or city.

[Jacob]

And we're also doing this instead of task, so they don't have tasks. This is our.

[Monet x Change]

This is Oregon and it's state.

[Jacob]

You're guessing the state.

[Monet x Change]

Oregon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is in Oregon?

[Monet x Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that Oregon? Jacob, move that bus.

[Monet x Change]

You need to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is an arc.

[Monet x Change]

I like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was about to be in California.

[Monet x Change]

No, I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take the thing away.

[Monet x Change]

Take it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take it away. Take it away.

[Jacob]

What do you mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Jacob]

I don't wanna. Gotcha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet x Change]

Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is this dot, Monet?

[Monet x Change]

Michigan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Michigan's over by the water. Illinois is also over by the lakes. So this is actually. This is Minnesota. No, this is. Or Montana.

[Monet x Change]

I said Michigan. I meant Minnesota. The mis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I think it's Minnesota? Because South Dakota and North Dakota right there. I'm going to go with. I think it is Minnesota.

[Monet x Change]

I think I'm seeing the Phantom State Lions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's Minnesota. Hit us, Jacob. South Dakota. Fuck. I was so close. Ooh, who is that, Monet?

[Monet x Change]

That's Vermont.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vermont is up there?

[Monet x Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought Vermont was a little bit further down.

[Monet x Change]

No, that's Vermont. Because Maine is that little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we know what Maine is. Everyone knows what Maine is. Is that Vermont, Jacob? My goodness, Monet. Okay, that's Michigan.

[Monet x Change]

That's Michigan.

[Walden University Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is. That's. No, that's not New Mexico. No, that's Kansas.

[Monet x Change]

No, it's not Kansas.

[Shopify Business Owner]

That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's Kansas.

[Monet x Change]

I think this is Arizona. No, Texas. What's above Arizona? I don't know what state is above Arizona.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Kansas.

[Monet x Change]

I'm gonna say Oklahoma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see. Texas is huge.

[Monet x Change]

This is Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're right. I think that is Ohio. New York. That's Ohio.

[Monet x Change]

That's Ohio. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Pennsylvania.

[Monet x Change]

Pennsylvania.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Pennsylvania. So that's not Pennsylvania. My exact words. That's not Pennsylvania.

[Monet x Change]

The fact that word even came out of your mouth is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said it's not Pennsylvania. I think. I think it's Ohio.

[Monet x Change]

This is gonna be great for our visual, our audio listeners. I think this is Kentucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Kentucky. Hit it, Jacob. Indiana. I was. It is close to Ohio. Okay.

[Monet x Change]

Indiana's down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up there.

[Monet x Change]

Indiana is. Wait, go back. Indiana is west. Is east.

[Jacob]

Sorry. I don't want to show you where it is on the map because then you're gonna be able to use that for sure.

[Monet x Change]

We gotta get back to that. I thought Indian way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, so this is

[Monet x Change]

West Virginia. West Virginia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Virginia. No, this is. What the.

[Monet x Change]

Is this West Virginia?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

West. No, that's not West Virginia. That's too far over to West Virginia. I think this is. It's not tennis, actually. I don't know. I can't figure it out. What it is, is West Virginia. You are really good at this movie.

[Monet x Change]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Florida. No, Florida.

[Monet x Change]

No, that's Florida.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think it goes that far.

[Monet x Change]

I think it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's Alabama or Mississippi.

[Monet x Change]

I think that's Pangea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's Florida.

[Shopify Business Owner]

I knew it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is Florida. I am horrible at this game. Okay, this is got to be Ohio. This has to be Ohio.

[Monet x Change]

I gotta agree with Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a troll. But you did better than I thought

[Monet x Change]

you were gonna do it. Go back to that.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Do you.

[Monet x Change]

Indiana was west. I thought Indiana was west of Illinois. I don't realize Indiana was next to Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you know that? I, I knew it was. I thought it was honestly further west, to be honest.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, I thought it was like. I thought it was like, west, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. By the way, I, I. There's a thing where, like, Australians or like, will be like, how do you guys not know where all y' all. Or Canadians? Like, how you guys know royal states are. There are Canadian territories. 7, 13.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, we have 50.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, there's 50 states. It is hard to keep up with all these.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, for sure. Australia. Any. First of all, the whole middle of y country ain't going on there, so what the. Do y' all know there ain't going on in the middle of the entire continent? Kane. Oh, he left. Good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Do you like going overseas, though?

[Monet x Change]

I do like going overseas. I have fun going overseas. Even though we travel a lot, I still get. When I'm going to. When I'm going, like, over out of the country, I still get excited, but. And I get excited to come home. Like, I like the journey getting there.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like the journey?

[Monet x Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. I, I don't like being places. I don't like going places, going to places like you like, you like being at the airport.

[Monet x Change]

I don't like, I don't like being at the. I mean, if I have all the bells and whistles. Yes. Which by the way. Have you seen this new thing about. About. About Europe this summer? Good luck. What the EU started is saying that if you do not have an EU passport, they have this new entry and exit system where sometimes the lines are up to if any passport that is not part of the eu, so it has to be eu, American, anything outside of that or whatever. So in the uk, even the uk, you have to send these crazy, crazy, crazy long lines. Sometimes I go up to six hours. People are missing flights. Missing connections is like a big problem right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thanks Brexit. They have had some bearing on this, I'm sure.

[Monet x Change]

But so yeah, it says fuck if you do not have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you not going there this summer?

[Monet x Change]

I am going three times. I'm already.

[Jacob]

So are you.

[Monet x Change]

You too.

[Jacob]

But you.

[Monet x Change]

You're in Ireland. You're in Ireland. Amsterdam. I know your whole schedule, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet x Change]

I'm going. I know. I'm saying I know your whole schedule, bitch. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monae, where can they see you?

[Monet x Change]

Well, I have some dates for high heels, bad knees coming in, coming soon. But our dates for San Francisco are out and they're going very well. Tickets are going really, really quickly. I think we added a show already

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so they don't even click them since the tickets are going so well.

[Monet x Change]

But you guys should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Since tickets are selling, don't even go.

[Monet x Change]

Go to oneexchange.com to get your 1xchange.com hashtag live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I want to say right now, my tickets are not. No one's buying tickets on my shows, guys. So this is where I need you to go.

[Jacob]

Jacob.

[Monet x Change]

Bitch, you don't know your website.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know every. No, I don't know every place I'm going. We are going to Missoula Pride. Well, there's no tickets. We are going.

[Jacob]

This episode will be out by the time. So we're going to reach start after on July.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In July, we are going to the Pittsburgh Improv. We are going to Just For Laughs in Montreal, Quebec. Monet and I will be there together. We're going to the Milkshake Fest in Amsterdam. I'm going to be at the. At Vicar street in Dublin, Ireland. I'm going to be at Laugh Out Loud in San Antonio, Texas. And I'm going to be at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina. And no one's bought a single. I have not sold a single ticket.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, well, next time, not even one ticket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you could. If you want to just have a private hangout, just you and me hanging out by ourselves in one of these places, you might be the one to buy a ticket. So I'm like Monet, who's apparently selling more tickets than God. You think God could sell tickets?

[Monet x Change]

I think God was a current, like, traveling touring artist who makes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you see God?

[Monet x Change]

I would definitely go see what was up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where would you go see God at? Okay, God is the msg. What's the show?

[Monet x Change]

No, he's a. He's a Hollywood Bowl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the Hollywood Bowl?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think God could be at Sofi?

[Monet x Change]

He can, but he doesn't want to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wants to be at the ball. He wants the intimate experience.

[Monet x Change]

He wants the intimate thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he fly in or does he walk from the back?

[Monet x Change]

He comes down, like. I feel like he comes down on a cloud. Like the flying nimbus from Dragon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, from the sky?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, like. Like a flying nimbus cloud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not for, like, backstage.

[Monet x Change]

No, not backstage. God. The God isn't entering from backstage, honey. He enters from the. From his Lord. His. The atmosphere.

[Jacob]

I think you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you hear a voice that goes. On the count of three, we all clap. One, two, three. And then a ball of light. Just because I don't think he's actually manifesting in a physical form.

[Monet x Change]

So it's just like a light.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we all see it differently. I think everyone is looking at the stage and literally all of Us see something different. Which, honestly, how gaggy would that be? We're all. I have this theory, by the way. How do we know we're all seeing colors the same?

[Jacob]

Well, clearly, you're not seeing the same as us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously not. But how do you know y' all are all seeing clothes the same? How do you know that? How do you know that his red isn't your green and her green isn't your blue, and her blue isn't your blue?

[Jacob]

Because of people like you? Because, like, if Monet and I look at it, there's that one watch for you where somebody was wearing a pink dress and you were like, well, this is obviously green. And then Monet and I both saw the same color, and we were like, that's pink, Mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is, what if y'.

[Kiana]

All.

[Monet x Change]

What are the shades?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if your brown is your blue? So you're calling it pink, and of course you see it as pink, but for you, pink is his brown.

[Monet x Change]

No, I don't see. No, that wouldn't make any sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that does make sense. If every time you see the color pink, you see it as what Jacob sees as brown, and that's what you see as green. But because I have an actual deformity in my eyes, I'm actually the one who sees it how it's supposed to be seen.

[Monet x Change]

I knew you're gonna corral this into. Because ultimately, you're having the real experience and everyone else is having a shit. How did I know that you were gonna fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how do you know that what you're seeing is blue isn't. What Jacob's seeing is?

[Monet x Change]

I think doctors and optometrists, they have done the testing, and they have done

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the work to verify, but there's no way to test. If you hold up things blue. And then everyone says blue, but we're all seeing something different. There's no way to verify.

[Monet x Change]

But if it's different, then we wouldn't call it blue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, Monet, what I'm saying is, every time you see this shade, it looks like blue to you.

[Jacob]

But what's happening is we're holding up a shade, we're saying the same thing, and you're saying something different, which means,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

well, I have a deformity. So I'm out of this. I'm out of the equation. I'm not part of this. I'm talking about people who do not have the thing in their eyes.

[Monet x Change]

Okay, let's say. So I hold up this card and I say, what color is it, Jacob? Says pink. Nate says pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Monet x Change]

I say pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Monet x Change]

And you're saying, but I'm really seeing brown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would be brown for Nate?

[Monet x Change]

I don't understand your logic.

[Jacob]

Your logic is there is, like, people do process colors in a slightly different way. So some people can see, like, slightly more ranges of different colors of green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You get what I'm saying, Nate?

[Jacob]

Well, there is something. There is a tentacle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So for all of you, it is pink. For all of you, it is what you see as pink. But now we take Nate's eyes out, put them. Actually, that's how we know, because people

[Jacob]

get eye transplants in a theoretical world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I just figured it out. People get eye transplants in a theoretical world.

[Jacob]

But like Monet and I, the way I see colors, pink and blue could be completely swapped. And when I learn as a child, somebody points at orange, I'm like, that is blue. That, like, blue and pink for me are completely swapped. And I've just grown in my life knowing that. And even though Monet and I are looking at the same color and pointing at it, I am seeing something that would register as blue to Monet. Yes. But I've just learned that's pink growing up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has anyone out there watching this who's had an eye transplant want to tell us, when you got your new eyes, were you like, what the fuck is happening?

[Jacob]

But then I would also say that, like, scientifically different colors are associated with different emotions. Like, blue has an overall calming effect on people. So I feel like if you were seeing red where everyone else was seeing blue, you'd have a very different reaction.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or is it because of the associations you've made to the color blue throughout your life? The sky is blue. It is calming. The ocean is blue. It's calming. Anyway, if you had an eye transplant and you got your new eyes and shit was looking different, please comment below because I want to know. No, you can get. You can get eye transplants. You can get. You can get a whole new.

[Monet x Change]

Can blind people get eye transplants? If a blind person gets an eye transplant, do. They could get vision, but no, because I think what's causing the blindness isn't the eyeball or something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not 100% sure, but I know that. I know that you can get eye transplants. Right? Can you Google that, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Yes, I think it's more of a cornea transplant than the whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Google. See what Google says.

[Jacob]

I don't want to Google eye transplant. I'm so sorry. That's gonna be gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, Just don't, Don't Google. Google the question, can you get an eye transplant? Don't Google. Show me pictures of an eye transplant.

[Jacob]

You can get an eye transplant, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are you googling or are you just going over here?

[Jacob]

I just know that as a fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you just google. You don't have to Google the picture, just Google the question. Can you get an eye transplant?

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's a cornea transplant. It's not the entire eyeball, but it's specifically like corneas are the most common and successful.

[Monet x Change]

Are you, Are you an organ donor?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Walden University Announcer]

Work.

[Monet x Change]

I know some people that don't, like, a lot of Christians won't do it because the whole. Because of the Bible, like your body should, should leave the way it came in, like fully. So they don't.

[Jacob]

And also when the Rapture comes, you want all your organs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't, you can't leave with all your organs. What about you? When you lose a lamb, then what? Wait, so tell me why they don't want. Break it down for me quickly.

[Monet x Change]

Because there's a scripture that the word of God says that. I don't know what the exact scripture is, but your body should leave how it came in. So, like, you don't want to take

[Bob the Drag Queen]

out, so 6 pounds, 3 ounces,

[Walden University Announcer]

you

[Monet x Change]

should leave it all your organs. You don't want to give away your heart or your lungs because your body should leave the way it came in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what about losing limbs? So you tell me, these deeply Christian people, when they get pancreas highest, they're like, I'm keeping my shit. Maybe you can't say, I want to die with pancreas. I want to live with this fucked up pancreas.

[Monet x Change]

I think they probably. Okay. According to Christian theological belief, the rapture is. The process is believed to eliminate all physical, mental and spiritual ailments, sickness and decay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please read it like you're like people meant to hear it.

[Jacob]

Just the highlighted part.

[Monet x Change]

The process is believed to eliminate all physical, mental and spiritual ailments, sickness and decay, replacing them with a perfect glorified body that never falls sick again. Can you look at the scripture of like, your body, like your body should leave some shit? Sorry, not shit. Something about God. Something about your body leaving full, like, whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what about your teeth? What about going to the dentist and getting new teeth?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. While most Christian denominations support organ donation as an act of charity, some individuals hesitate due to concerns that an intact body is necessary for resurrection.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my question is, are you just gonna live with your rotten Teeth.

[Monet x Change]

I don't think they do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dentist is like, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense. Like why do you. Here's. This is crazy. Actually. No, I'm not gonna. It is crazy. I don't care if your feelings are hurt. You're telling me that for, to alleviate your pain, you can get rid of your pancreas. You can take the stone out of your kidney.

[Monet x Change]

You mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, kidney stones, the one that your body created. You can get your raggedy ass teeth pulled. You can get a full set of dentures.

[Monet x Change]

Veneers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Veneers. Dentures. But once you've died, you can't give over your, your lung.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So doesn't that negate the whole thing?

[Monet x Change]

Maybe, maybe, maybe there's a scripture that says for ailments and sickness, like you can get rid of those for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, how convenient, right? I wish that black folks could release themselves from the shackles of Christianity. We, we have to, we have to release ourselves from the cycles of Christianity. This is crazy. It got us refusing to help people who are dying.

[Monet x Change]

Are you anti Christian? Are you? Are you, Are you anti spirituality?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I what?

[Monet x Change]

Are you anti spirituality?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of. Sometimes. Because sometimes I think spirituality leads people down this path where they start justifying really harmful things. It happened to me because. It happened to you because you had to learn a lesson from that. But the universe, everything happens for a reason, I think is. I genuinely think everything happens for a reason is a really problematic mindset because it allows you to justify pain, harm, damage for the greater good, even if it's not. Even if that greater good has nothing to do with you.

[Monet x Change]

I think it's a sliding scale. I think some people can do to that, but I think some people use it really passive like, like everything has for a reason. Like the reason why I didn't go to, to go to the Walmart now because I need to stay here and bump into to Jacob to ask him that thing. I think what is, what is? When it's like innocuous things like that, I think it's okay. But when you're like, like saying Gaza, everything happens for a reason, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, okay, not to be pedantic, but then you say, maybe you say some things happen for a reason because you're saying everything happens. You're not saying like most, you're saying everything that has happened happens for a reason. Those words are completely absolute. So when you think about someone, like what's his name, the guy from the guy who wrote Family Matter. Family Guy.

[Monet x Change]

Family Guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Seth Rogen. Seth Green was supposed to be on the plane. They were crashing. Seth McFarland was supposed to be on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers. He was supposed to be on one of those planes.

[Kiana]

He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He overslept and misses wife. Everything happens for a reason. But that's, but that. That's a big thing. You know what I mean? So that's why I always. But people will usually like, I got fired from a job. I got this, I got that. But I'm like, it's like karma. Karma has to be absolute. Karma can't just be when something bad happens to a bad person. Karma has to. Karma has to be everything that happens to everyone.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. And I think that's what people who actually believe in karmic energy, like, do, do, do do believe that? I mean, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then what about all the bad things that happen to good people?

[Monet x Change]

But that's because. But everyone is not all good or all bad all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the baby who was born leukemia just died. The baby who was just born fully had leukemia and then just died.

[Monet x Change]

But then they look at that. That's bad. That's bad karma to the parent for something they did. Like, I think from my understanding of karma, like karmic energy, like all that stuff is a transference of things. So the baby that died, your baby that was born with leukemia and died is karma for something you did. Again, I don't believe in karmic energy, but that's, I think. And I don't want to bastardize karma,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but so now my karma can happen. People I love. So, like, if my lover dies in a car crash because I have bad

[Monet x Change]

karma, maybe that's crazy or maybe your. Maybe your lover, your lover had some, some sort of bad karma for something they did, but also the good things, good karma, maybe, Maybe you have a lot of good karma stored you want. You won RuPaul Drag Race against Kim Chan. Maybe it's small, easy work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Light lift, wow, Nene. Light lift, wow, Nene. Like this. My only. My only competition that season was Robbie Turner. But yeah, I mean, that's my thoughts on karma and stuff. But I think if there is a God and she's doing her. Her show,

[Monet x Change]

and she's doing her show

[Bob the Drag Queen]

at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, I forgot his conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You already got a ticket. How close are you sitting? I.

[Monet x Change]

When I go to live shows, I pay money to sit up front because I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How close up front?

[Monet x Change]

In the, in the, in the age of AI and shit. Like, I really. I'm really treasuring live music a lot. So, like, I mean, I went to go see Ray, I was like, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

didn't use the treasure before AI.

[Monet x Change]

I mean, I think I took it for granted more, to be honest. Also, I only started really paying to go to concerts in, like, maybe the past seven, eight years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's great. You're a musician.

[Monet x Change]

I know. I mean, like pop concerts. I would go see a lot of classical work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet x Change]

But not like pop music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This feels like you being living in New York City and never going to Broadway show.

[Monet x Change]

Very nice. I talked to someone about that the other day. I mean, it was. I was just younger. I didn't know. So if I'm going to see a concert, I like to sit in a. Or in the first beginning orchestra. When I go see the Broadway show, I like to see. I want to. I don't want to be like, well, that's not true. Sza. I was literally row too. But other than that, I want to be a little far back so I can see, like, the experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be middle of the middle row. So I would. I've seen lady guys.

[Monet x Change]

You have long knees, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet x Change]

You have long knees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My knees are a normal size.

[Monet x Change]

Long legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My thighs are long. My knees are. I don't have long legs. Jesus. Everyone out there concerned. My knees are a normal length.

[Monet x Change]

You have long legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet x Change]

So that's why I don't like sitting there. Because then if it's a concert, like, where people are sitting down, my knees are. I'm so uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine is legs longer than yours. I'm not that uncomfortable.

[Monet x Change]

That's crazy. My legs are so uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you see the show better. I saw Lady Gaga. We were. Me and Tao were sitting. So fucking. We were. I think I got some DNA on me.

[Monet x Change]

Like, how, bitch, give us a number. Like row a row D from me

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to the edge of the stage was where Nate is right now. So this is about. If you were to throw someone a bottle of water and put a little bit of oomph behind it. Not as hard as you can throw it.

[Monet x Change]

This is about 20ft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About 15. 20ft.

[Monet x Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the edge of the stage. So obviously the stage was huge.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Jacob were sitting probably 80 yards away from the stage.

[Monet x Change]

Okay. Yards? What the fuck is yards? Three feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One yard is three feet.

[Monet x Change]

That's one yard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet x Change]

No, but 80 yards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How big is it?

[Monet x Change]

Is that a football field?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A football field is 120ft.

[Monet x Change]

120ft. No, I mean 120 yards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A football field is 120 yards, so

[Monet x Change]

about three quarters of a football field, roughly. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were better seats. We could see everything. There was so much stuff I did not realize. Me and Tao didn't see. I didn't realize the floor had projections or LED or something. No clue.

[Monet x Change]

I will say this. When I went to go see SZA and Kameka and I went. We were like three seats, like, two seats for the thing. I just was watching her perform. I didn't. Well, to be fair, I'd seen it. This is my second time seeing it. I was a little farther back the first time, so I wanted to see her do the show. I didn't really care about everything else, to be honest. Knowing I was that close was fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy to see her.

[Monet x Change]

She was literally here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then why don't you just pay to look at her in the fucking Delta Sky Lounge?

[Monet x Change]

At this point, I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. I mean, like, when I went to go see Kendrick Lamar, I could see a lot. Oh, and sza. That's so crazy. We should have been closer to the middle. We were. Me and my brother were too far to the side. We were too far to the side. So I would just. I. I could see everything, but, like, from a weird angle.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I thought it was better because it was closer. We weren't up in the rafters. I don't know. It kind of. It was. It was irritating. I should have been in the middle.

[Monet x Change]

So people. People are going to see Cats. The Angelica ball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angelica ball, Sorry.

[Monet x Change]

Angelica ball. And, you know, they have the seats on stage, and people are saying, like, yes, it's nice to be part of the thing. But, like, you don't. I would hate to get a seat where I'm sitting on stage. You don't get to, like, see the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first Broadway show I ever saw, sit on stage.

[Monet x Change]

Which one was what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a Xanadu.

[Monet x Change]

How was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it was my first Broadway show. I had nothing to compare it to. It was exhilarating, and it was so much fun and. But I was looking at the back of their heads a lot.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. Like, just straight up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking at Cheyenne Jackson's ass. Just straight up in those tiny little denim shorts. Just looking at Cheyenne Jackson's ass.

[Monet x Change]

You know, Ruby Rue took me on a date to go see. To go see the US Open musical

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or play about tennis.

[Monet x Change]

About tennis. And we was. It was in the theater. In the round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet x Change]

I think it was a Play that was about the US Open.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said on stage.

[Monet x Change]

It wasn't on stage. Was the theater in a round. And I feel like they didn't play the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one next to Gershwin. The one next to Wicked.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's like downstairs. Yeah. Yeah. And it was once island was. Yes. And I remember seeing a lot of the back of the backs of the actors heads. I'm like, this is around. I don't think about the stages for the whole round. It's very strange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because once this island, which you saw there as well.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're. They're looking in every direction.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, it's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, it seems like it must be really difficult to. To do a. To not difficult. It's more of a challenge to direct a show like that.

[Monet x Change]

You know what I mean? For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think God looks to you in the. In the world where. In the world where we all. Where God looks different, all of us. How does God appear to you?

[Monet x Change]

Okay. God to me is pretty traditional except like instead of I'm basically gonna Little Little Mermaid him, he's gonna be brown with dreads, but the same white robe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brown like, like South America brown and Middle Eastern brown.

[Monet x Change]

Like, let me try to find like an exact skin comp. I would say I'm also thinking about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

his physical features as well. When you say brown, not just his skin, but his physical features.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, like a Jonas Robin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jake is about to pull up who you're saying?

[Jacob]

No, sorry, my computer is lagging because I have too many tabs open. So I'm trying to close them out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, I would say Momoa, like the Rock.

[Jacob]

The Rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's Samoan. God of Samoan.

[Monet x Change]

No, but he's that skin color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what about the features?

[Monet x Change]

The features.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he. Is he Rihanna brown? Rihanna and the Rock about the same color. Are they? I would say they're pretty. I think the Rock and round are really close in skin color.

[Monet x Change]

I don't know about that, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Rock and Rihanna, they're not. I, I'm willing to bet Rihanna's pretty.

[Monet x Change]

Rihanna's pretty light skinned. And the Rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Rock is.

[Monet x Change]

No, the Rock is brown. The Rock is like dark asap. Rocky. The Dwayne. The Rock Johnson. Dwayne Johnson is, is, is, is. Is. Is brown skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think, you think the Rock. The Rock is darker than Rihanna?

[Monet x Change]

I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think he's driving Dwayne Johnson in the round and they'll probably pop up. They're about the same color. Yeah, girl. The Rock is not dark skinned. They are the same. These two are the same color.

[Monet x Change]

Girl, in my mind, you know, I'm thinking of him.

[Walden University Announcer]

He was.

[Monet x Change]

He just did the Kevin Hart roast and he was. He must have came from filming something because he is brown. Can you type in Dwayne, the Rock Johnson of the Kevin Hart? He is dark.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's. So he's a. So he's, he's, he's the Rock's complexion. What color is his hair?

[Monet x Change]

His hair is black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, he was pretty dark on that.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, he's there. His hair is 1B, not one. 1B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't know the new.

[Monet x Change]

It's not the new. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know the numbers. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say nappy, y'.

[Kiana]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not. I'm not doing it.

[Monet x Change]

No, not the curl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but. Oh, but I'm with the color, bitch. But you know the numbers. They're doing the numbers. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Yeah, nappy. Less nappy. Curly and straight. I'm not, I'm not. I'm sorry, y'. All. To me, nappy is not a pejorative. If you hear the word nappy and you think that means bad hair, I genuinely think that says more about you than it does about.

[Monet x Change]

I don't think people hear bad hair. I think what people hear is the pejorative. How people have used it pejoratively. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the guys where we said it's

[Monet x Change]

saying nappy headed Negroes. Like people think that. They don't think of how we use it in community to think about the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

pejorative of it all, I would say I have heard black folks use nappy as a pejorative. In my house. We did not use nappy as a pejorative.

[Monet x Change]

We didn't use it either. We don't really use the word nappy, to be honest. I mean, I guess, yeah, we did, but, yeah, it was never a pejorative. But I think people just hear it in pop culture. It has been very negatively used for the community.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is the term like dark and black? Black is used negatively anyway.

[Monet x Change]

Dark hair, dark hair, dreads. Yeah. Wearing the white dress, cinched at the waist as she does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got a cinch.

[Monet x Change]

She cinched. Not, not just with the rope, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's guys.

[Monet x Change]

Curvy, a little thick, like thick thighs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there any makeup?

[Monet x Change]

Any makeup?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there a beer? It's like, like a bearded queen, but

[Monet x Change]

five o' clock shadow oh yeah, she shaved before the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never heard a guy. I've heard a guy clean shaven or beer, but I never seen a guy with like a little, a little five

[Monet x Change]

o' clock shout out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my goodness.

[Monet x Change]

To give. To give. The riz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is God sexy?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. Hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do people want to have sex with God?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. Barefoot hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And do they indulge?

[Monet x Change]

He does not indulge, no. But he welcomes the fawning and the loving and the, and the appreciation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's very godlike, to be honest. Very fond over me.

[Monet x Change]

He like, do all you want. Come like, come all the hoes. Come all. Come all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on you faithful.

[Monet x Change]

Come all you faithful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on, you slutty.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah. What does God look like to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that for me God looks a little bit like the. Do you remember back in the day you have a Windows computer?

[Walden University Announcer]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know you play music and it's like that whoop and it's the, the, the, the. The audio player would be making shapes in the form of the music. I think when he's not talking, he is a perfect spear.

[Monet x Change]

But yours is not a person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. And when he speaks, little spikes come out. And the more excited he gets, it grows bigger and bigger.

[Monet x Change]

Is there light as well or just the shape?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, I think the, the color changes based on the mood and so does the glowingness of it. Right. So if God is like really excited, it's glowing. If God is angry, it is red. If God is chill, it is blue.

[Monet x Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet x Change]

And what is, what's the excited color?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think excited is like yellow, orange.

[Monet x Change]

Now is this like a neon color or is it like a, like, like what kind of light?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me the feeling. I'll tell you.

[Monet x Change]

The God is excited but nervous for his first show at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if God's excited but nervous, it's kind of.

[Monet x Change]

So your guy gets nervous. So your guy's a. Yeah, he could be. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My God is. Is open to his. To, to their emotions.

[Walden University Announcer]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not trying to everyone like you're bloody ass guy.

[Monet x Change]

He's not trying to everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He will or sorry, edge everyone.

[Monet x Change]

He welcomes it, but he does not. He's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. He's not edging everyone. Correct. Okay, so what it is, is, is if he's nervous but excited, then it's like kind of morphing between a sky blue and a bright yellow. And it is glowing. It's actually like literally like light. It's like looking at a light bulb.

[Monet x Change]

And why is your God A he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, my. If he notice I use different pronouns.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, so you use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They use all of them except the lame.

[Monet x Change]

Except they, them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, except the lame ones. I did use that. But God ain't easier. I'm sorry.

[Monet x Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what ain't about disease here.

[Monet x Change]

What is God's first number in the show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think God's coming down. Oh, this. I think God is accompanied by the Trans Siberian Orchestra.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they are doing. I think God has a really good sense of humor. She has a really good sense of humor. And it's the. It's the. The march of the. What's the. What's the song from the Flight of the Bumblebees? No, what's the song from. From. What's the song from Star Wars?

[Jacob]

The Imperial Death March.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Imperial Death March. And then God lands like I'm just

[Monet x Change]

playing and then goes into.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the. It's time to dance music. It's time to light the lights. It's time to get things started on God show tonight.

[Monet x Change]

Okay. My God, his. His first number is. He does not have the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Because that's very indulgent. We're not paying for that. That's a waste of money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not getting paid.

[Monet x Change]

They're doing it for free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, not for free, but they're getting stuff. Not money, though.

[Monet x Change]

So they will. Okay, they're getting paid with something. My God will never do that. He's gonna have Lady Bunny DJing slave labor. Continue. She puts in her CD and he does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So your guide isn't just slave labor.

[Monet x Change]

Yes. And he does call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how do you get there? Are they lady money flying here?

[Monet x Change]

He. She summons. Huh. And she just. She's a manifest without consent. Because he manifested it without consent. He is the all knowing, omnipotent, omnipotent God. He knows what she wants. She wants it to be there that night of that show. And she puts a CD in. And God's first number is Call Me Mother, Guess who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So God is making Lady Bunny play RuPaul's music.

[Monet x Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which we know Lady Bunny don't want to do. So I don't think your God is all. If your guy didn't even know that Lady Butter don't fucking RuPaul no more.

[Monet x Change]

But he's trying. He's healing their friend. Their friendship. Oh, because in the villa, Call me Mother, he says, guess who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back in the house. Thank God, his mother.

[Monet x Change]

Thank God, his mother. And then on the second verse, people think he's going to do it. What kind of shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God.

[Monet x Change]

Wearing like one of the. Like, like a little Hillary. Hillary Clinton. A little sensible heel. A little sensible white heel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? You know who doesn't. You know who doesn't fuck around on the hill?

[Monet x Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nancy Pelosi.

[Monet x Change]

See, meaning what? Like she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen the heel she wears?

[Monet x Change]

But she wearing high heels, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

High.

[Monet x Change]

I just met her. She does not have high heels on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not every second of the day, but when she's in a hill, y', all,

[Monet x Change]

that is not a high heel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You clicked on the one that was low. That's not a high heel. That is a pretty. That's a two. That's a three inch hill. Click on this one right here.

[Monet x Change]

Look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at top right. These are high heels, okay?

[Monet x Change]

That's a high heel girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nancy Pelosi wears a high heel. And also on Drag Race, she had on a high girl. Nancy. And Pelosi wears a high. And she's almost 80.

[Monet x Change]

She's past 80, bitch.

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old is Nancy Pelosi?

[Monet x Change]

82.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing. She's 78.

[Monet x Change]

I didn't say 82.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

86. This woman is in that, y'. All. I mean, obviously, everyone can't. There's no. It's not like, why can't you? But the fact that Nancy Pelosi is all. Is closer to 90 than she is to 80. And she is in a high heel is gaggy.

[Monet x Change]

You know, people say that you look in pictures, you look like you just want a car. I feel like when you're excited, you just. I just thought you want a car just now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said. Someone posted online the other day, me, when I me money out of drag. Everyone calm down. At the Stop the Train premiere, someone commented Bob looked like he always just won a car. And that sent me to the moon.

[Monet x Change]

Why do you do that? Why do you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To show that I'm excited.

[Monet x Change]

Okay? You can show you're excited without being through all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A brand new car.

[Monet x Change]

Why do you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's how I smile. Why do you do what you fucking do?

[Monet x Change]

You have to unhinge your jaw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be like, no, that's not what I do. You're doing this and I do this. Those are very different things. Do yours again. And I'm going,

[Monet x Change]

because. Because Bob makes fun of Shaquita because she thinks Shaquita looks like she's gonna get squirt with the water gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Smells like she's like the camera squirts water. Shaquita smells like this. I mean, I love Shaquita, but I'm telling y' All Shukita Hall. Look at every picture.

[Monet x Change]

Garqua.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does she not smell like that?

[Monet x Change]

She does smell like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, girl, is you? Do you trust the cameraman? Oh, my God.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, God, Jacob.

[Jacob]

These pictures, I mean, I took a bunch. And I'll put your best face in. I, I. This is just the one that illustrates the point the best. We're not gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the color red. You have so much red in your skin. Like, me and Nate. We have blue in our skin. I feel. I mean, you have so much red in your skin.

[Jacob]

Sorry, can we get knit on camera?

[Monet x Change]

Why do you say it like so? The thing is that it's shocking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not.

[Monet x Change]

It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a pejorative. That's how you feel. That's how you're taking it, which your feelings are valid. See, we have a lot of blue in our skin, and I feel like you have a lot of red in your. We actually are black folks who I think would look good in blue light, but you would turn purple.

[Monet x Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're jealous.

[Monet x Change]

Thank you so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're jealous.

[Monet x Change]

I was thinking the other day, and Naomi brought it up, and I was like, unprompted. Remember when you did that Doja Cat Scaparelli thing? And I was like, yeah, I was like. I was like, I still know I had to do it. And she. I was like, I lost the thing. She's like, well, Jacob probably rigged it. I was like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that doesn't even make sense.

[Jacob]

We. We did not rig it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet knows. We did. We did it in front of.

[Walden University Announcer]

I don't know.

[Monet x Change]

Y' all didn't really get. I don't know. Y' all made up a website just to fucking trick me. I'm not kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a. Y'.

[Monet x Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'.

[Monet x Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that part I believe. I believe that you're not kidding.

[Monet x Change]

Y' all have sown so many seeds of mistrust.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've not in this. In this company that I. I think

[Monet x Change]

that y' all are constantly doing things to get me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is. First of all, Jacob photographed one ring, one time on one picture, and you act like we have been doing things. First of all, I want to point out the fact that you have been blaming me for stealing your ugly fucking dresses for months when I told you I wouldn't want those ugly fucking dresses.

[Monet x Change]

The one that you begged me to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For any goddamn.

[Monet x Change]

That I took away from you. Yeah, bitch, for any goddamn fucking begged me to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why when you apologize, I didn't want your shitty apology that you

[Monet x Change]

begged me to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't want your shitty little apology.

[Monet x Change]

You're not going to have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did give it to me and I took it.

[Monet x Change]

Offered it and I took it the back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how apologies work.

[Monet x Change]

Yes, it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not how they work. That's not how they work. Mega Man Bigfoot. I.

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