The One Where Nick Learns About Meth

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – “The One Where Nick Learns About Meth” (July 6, 2026)

Episode Overview

In this lively, rollicking episode of Sibling Rivalry, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen welcome comedian Nick Smith, joined at times by Mateo Lane, for a rollercoaster conversation that hits everything from fashion shade and drag queen habits to gay foot fetishes, drug slang, cruise culture, viral internet faux-pas, friendships, and the wildest Oscar campaign brainstorm you're likely to hear. Ostensibly, the episode’s theme is Nick’s hilarious ignorance about meth, but the conversation spins off in every direction – a true testament to the chaotic energy and razor-sharp wit of this queer comedy juggernaut.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Art of Foot Compliments & Drag Shade

• Foot Talk and Compliments
  • Monét kicks things off by praising Nick’s shoes and feet, leading to a spiraling banter about who gives whom compliments.
    • “You have very nice feet.” – Monét (01:41)
    • Nick admits Monét is the only friend to compliment him.
• Fashion and Dressing for the Pod
  • Bob critiques Nick’s wrinkled outfit, leading to mutual jabs about who’s actually bothered to use a steamer.
    • “Get dressed. I thought you’re gonna put on something nice.” – Bob (03:02)
    • “Well, I didn’t steam mine, though. That’s the difference.” – Bob (03:27)
• Why Do Gay Men Love Walking in Heels?
  • “Makes us feel cunty. Got it.” – Nick (04:05)

2. When and Why They Do Drag

• Is It Only for a Check?
  • Both Bob and Monét insist they do drag when they want to, paid or not, but are playfully evasive about the realities.
  • “I do drag when I feel like doing drag.” – Bob (05:53)
  • “I did drag because I felt like it.” – Monét (05:58)
• Nick jokes his own “drag” only happens when cash is involved.
• A debate ensues about who actually does drag, who gets “clocked” as a drag queen, and whether paid appearances “count.”

3. Internet Rumors and the Blackface Bit

• Drag Makeup Mishaps:
  • Recounting a time Bob put Nick in drag but didn’t have his shade, Nick jokes:
    “There was one time you put me in drag and it was basically blackface because we don’t have the same skin tone.” – Nick (06:53)
  • Bob warns: “Welcome to the Internet, Nick. The Internet. Famously the place where all the information lives, but none of the nuance exists.” (08:08)
• Photoshop and Cancel Culture:
  • Bob and Monét riff on doctored photos, playing up the absurdity of internet outrage.

4. Friendship, Trust, and Surprises

• “Roleplaying” the Cheating-Partner Scenario (15:41–21:54)
  • The group imagines how they'd react to coming home to a partner barring entry, spinning outlandish stories of surprise parties, possible infidelity, and even violent WWE-style retribution.
  • Standout quote:
    “If I come home in my own home, my nephew was like, ‘You can’t come in here.’ I’d be like, ‘What are you talking about? I can come in my fucking house.’” – Bob (16:25)

5. Changing Minds (or Not) and Religion

• On Growing Up & Beliefs
  • Nick insists he’s never wavered on disliking pets or kids, and tells a story of being kicked out of church as a teen for agnosticism.
  • “I believe that you all believe this is real.” – Nick on confirmation class (24:08)

6. Nick and Meth 101

• The Centerpiece: Nick Learns About Meth
  • Bob and Monét test Nick's knowledge of meth and gay party slang, with Nick demonstrating utter confusion about how meth is consumed.
  • “I didn’t realize you could smoke Meth.” – Nick (26:01)
  • The drag queens tease him through “use your imagination” improv, ultimately explaining that “Tina” is meth, and debunking (sort of) the Grindr tennis ball emoji code.
  • “Does the tennis ball symbolize something on Grindr?” – Nick (32:03)
  • “These people all can't be playing tennis.” – Nick (32:26)
• Monét’s Meth Hookup Horror Story
  • Monét recounts an uncomfortable encounter with a man smoking meth during a hookup in PV (Puerto Vallarta), complete with crackling pipes and a chase sequence.
  • “Then he gets off on the next floor and is trying to. So he’s, like, chasing me up and down the stairs in this building. And I had to hide in a janitor closet for like, 25 minutes.” – Monét (33:53)
• Realities of Gay Drug Culture
  • Quick education for Nick (and listeners) on “Tina,” “parti,” and coded language on apps.

7. Oscars for Queen Latifah – The Best Movie Pitch Ever

• How Do We Get Queen Latifah an Oscar? (44:25–54:17)
  • Group brainstorms a prospective Oscar-winning role for Queen Latifah, riffing on tropes and loving A24-style drama.
  • The imaginary film involves Queen Latifah as a single mother who comes out as a lesbian in 1990s San Francisco, seeking vengeance for her husband's murder with Viola Davis as the duplicitous best friend/murderer.
  • Multiple over-the-top pitch moments, including suggested iconic lines:
    • “You raggedy bitch.” – (Bob/Jacob, 51:16)
    • “You can kill my husband. You’ve killed our friendship. But what you will never kill is my child.” – Nick (54:05)

8. Quick Hits & Banter

• Chicago, The Musical
  • Mateo Lane’s upcoming Broadway stint sparks talk of musical theater, Oscar trivia (Queen Latifah was nominated for Chicago!), and arguments over whether to watch the musical or movie first.
• Amber Rose’s Ethnicity & Podcasting
  • Spiraling tangents on whether Amber Rose is Black and the pitfalls of listening to one’s own podcast voice.
• Unique Voices in the Friend Group
  • The group self-mythologizes about their uniquely recognizable voices, citing diversity and (hilariously) excluding Jacob.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• Complimenting Nick:
  “You have very nice feet.” – Monét (01:41)

• Gay foot stuff:
  “You're the only friend that compliments me, actually.” – Nick (01:54)

• On drag motivation:
  “I do drag when I feel like doing drag.” – Bob (05:53)
  “I did drag because I Felt like it.” – Monét (05:58)

• Online outrage and jokes gone wrong:
  “Welcome to the Internet, Nick. The Internet. Famously the place where all the information lives, but none of the nuance exists.” – Bob (08:08)

• Roleplay Spiral:
  “What do you mean something, Jacob?” – Bob (17:23)

• On never changing his mind about kids/pets:
  “Whenever you're growing up and you're always like, I don't want kids. And people are like, when you get older, you'll change your mind. I've never changed my mind about animals, kids, none of that.” – Nick (23:26)

• Nick’s take on religion:
  “I believe that you all believe this is real.” (24:08)

• Central meth moment:
  “I didn’t realize you could smoke Meth.” – Nick (26:01)

• Party and drug code confusion:
  “These people all can't be playing tennis.” – Nick (32:26)

• Meth hookup horror:
  “...he gets off on the next floor and is trying to. So he's, like, chasing me up and down the stairs in this building. And I had to hide in a janitor closet for like, 25 minutes for him.” – Monét (33:53)

• Iconic Oscar script reading:
  “You raggedy bitch.” – Bob (51:16)
  “You can kill my husband. You’ve killed our friendship. But what you will never kill is my child.” – Nick (54:05)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Complimenting Nick’s feet, outfit-shaming & drag in/out of work – 01:41–06:11
• The Blackface Bit and Internet Outrage – 06:53–14:36
• Roleplaying suspicious partner scenarios – 15:41–21:54
• Nick's beliefs, religion, and changing/not changing his views – 23:26–25:25
• Nick learns about meth, gay party drug slang, meth horror stories – 25:32–34:00
• Explaining “Tina”, Grindr codes, Tennis Balls, and more gay culture – 31:19–33:58
• Oscar-movie improv for Queen Latifah – 44:25–54:39

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Overall Tone & Style

The episode is pure Sibling Rivalry: equal parts sharp-witted, irreverent, and deeply queer. The hosts seamlessly mix earnestness and shade, pushing each other’s (and their guests’) buttons while keeping the laughter flowing. Recurring self-referential bits and tangents (“use your imagination!”) keep it improvisatory and meta. Nothing is off-limits, but even the raunchiest jokes are spun with love and community awareness.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

If you’ve never listened to Sibling Rivalry, this episode is a crash course: rapid-fire shade, radical honesty, inside jokes, and laughter so infectious you’ll feel like part of the friend group. You’ll learn more than you ever wanted to about drag culture, gay party slang, and the code-switching required to survive both the internet and hookup culture – plus come away with a Queen Latifah Oscar campaign pitch for the ages.

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Where to Find More

• Nick Smith’s podcast with Mateo Lane: I Never Liked You (YouTube/podcast platforms)
• Bob & Monét on all social platforms (and, one day, probably at the Oscars with Queen Latifah)

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Episode credits: Hosts – Bob The Drag Queen, Monét X Change; Guest – Nick Smith; Special guest appearances – Mateo Lane

Transcript

[Nick]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Mona X Change]

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[Mona X Change]

And I'm Mona X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Mona X Change]

On this week's episode, we teach Nick Smith how to do math.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We make an airtight plan that is guaranteed to get Queen Latifah and Oscar.

[Mona X Change]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You start shooting up. And we find out what made Nick say this.

[Nick]

People are saying I'm something that I'm not. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Mona X Change]

Why do gay men love walking in heels? Mick, I complimented on your shoes and they're very. Do you. Do you. You have very nice feet.

[Nick]

Thank you, Monet.

[Mona X Change]

Do you ever get your.

[Nick]

You're the only friend that compliments me, actually.

[Mona X Change]

Well, there are a lot of things to compliment about you.

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Mona X Change]

Do you ever get into foot stuff?

[Nick]

Remember, famously, I had.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, I was not even. I forgot that was a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, then you got my toe.

[Mona X Change]

Was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Mateo Lane]

When you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When someone rolled your toe.

[Nick]

My toe was assayed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How was your. How was your pedicure that day?

[Nick]

I had. That's the crazy part. I hadn't. I was in between pedicures.

[Mona X Change]

Do you have. Do you have soft, like, naturally soft feet or naturally hard feet?

[Nick]

I have naturally soft everything. I'm not a worker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to give your assessment?

[Mona X Change]

No, I don't want to find out. I don't want to touch anyone's feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have an aversion to feet.

[Mona X Change]

I don't have an average. I'm just not interested in touching. I don't have an aversion to or I'm not drawn to. I just don't want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You seem really drawn to Nick's feet. No. Because you dedicated the first chunk of this podcast to Nick's feet.

[Mona X Change]

Well, it's not the chunk. I think it's the first one. Too many.

[Nick]

Well, as a friend, she wanted to pay me a compliment.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, you want to compliment something about Nick that you see today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, actually, I think I'm done giving it compliments.

[Nick]

In fact, I was standing here in this outfit, and he said, are you gonna change for the episode? I did say that was his compliment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's all. The drag queen. No, what I said was, get dressed. I thought you're gonna put on something nice.

[Mona X Change]

So you don't think what Nick's wearing right now is nice?

[Nick]

No work.

[Mona X Change]

Why is that not. It's not nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, there's a lot going on with it. There's a lot happening. I thought you steamed it. But then this part's all wrinkled.

[Nick]

Well, I tried, but your steamer doesn't work very well.

[Mona X Change]

Also, your pants are wrinkles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The steamer works perfectly fine.

[Mona X Change]

I go for his face. Your pants are wrinkled, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a wrinkle.

[Nick]

Wrinkle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I didn't steam mine, though. That's the difference. But the steam works perfectly fine. I think it's a. It's a user error thing.

[Nick]

Could be it doesn't work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see if Taylor uses stuff all

[Nick]

the time and it's wrinkled.

[Mona X Change]

How big are your feet?

[Nick]

An 11. Oh, okay.

[Mona X Change]

Men's 11. Well, yeah. You don't wear women's shoes. Nick can walk in heels, though. What is it? Mateo can. Nick can. Jacob can.

[Nick]

I can. Mateo can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I've never seen Mateo walking hills.

[Mona X Change]

Because he can't.

[Nick]

He's tried and can't.

[Mona X Change]

Every time Mateo comes here on my. He's always wearing heels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they're big. They're too big for him. So I would say you can't walk.

[Nick]

Even if you got him his size, he can't walk.

[Mona X Change]

Why do gay men love walking in heels?

[Nick]

Makes us feel cunty. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, why do you like walking heels?

[Mona X Change]

Because I do it for work. You don't like walking?

[Nick]

Do you wear heels for work? I thought famously. You didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what the Internet saying.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, you're doing a bit well.

[Nick]

You showed up today in Half drag again?

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, it's not drag. This is. This is how I have my gender expression, Nicholas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Nick's asking, why don't you. Why aren't you hearing drag on the podcast? Because this is what Nick is asking.

[Mona X Change]

Because I don't do. I only do drag when I want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when do you want. When do you want to do it?

[Mona X Change]

When I'm not around you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've done drag ram me several times.

[Mona X Change]

I know. Cause I had to. Cause we're getting a good check.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you said when you. Okay, now I'm confused. You said when you want to, and then you said you had to.

[Mona X Change]

No, I'm not saying I had to. I said I want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said, I do it when I want to.

[Mona X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I expressed the last time we did it, I said, you've done drag, Rami. He said, well, I had to.

[Mona X Change]

I did not say I had to. Also, someone debunk the last episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we run that back? Someone. They just said I had to.

[Mona X Change]

Someone debunked you last episode of where

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you said, don't try to move. Don't try to go back to that. You just said, because I had to.

[Mona X Change]

I did not say that. You can rewind the footage right now. You say there's no footage of me saying I have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First thing you said was, when I want to. And then I said, I've done drag around you. And he said, because I have had to. Because I was getting good check.

[Mona X Change]

I did not say had.

[Nick]

I have a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot. Jay, by the way. Jay, I need you to loop it twice. Twice. I need you to put it two times.

[Nick]

Two times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because of how wrong Mon.

[Mona X Change]

Take it back now, y'.

[Nick]

All, I have a question for both of you regarding drag

[Mona X Change]

the fix.

[Nick]

Would you say that you only do drag if you are being paid now?

[Mona X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I get paid and I still don't do drag. I did. I. I do drag when I want to do dragons. When I. So you've done drag without getting paid? I was getting. Yeah, I've done drag. Like, getting paid and I've been paid and not done. I got paid to be on the Traders. Like, I wasn't there for charity work. I was there because I was getting paid.

[Nick]

I'm saying, when you do art, when you are in drag, is it only when money is coming?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, it's. It's when I want to do drag. I do drag when I feel like doing drag.

[Mona X Change]

For example, I went to the last Culture Recess Awards. I did drag because I Felt like it.

[Nick]

Challenge.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah. I did drag. I wanted to. I didn't do that. Wasn't getting paid.

[Nick]

Is that the $10,000 dress?

[Mona X Change]

That was. Thank you.

[Nick]

And that was worth wearing?

[Mona X Change]

It sure was. It was. I was like, I want to go. They were like, they had no expectations of me going to drag. I was like, I go drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why not now? When do you do real estate?

[Nick]

I don't.

[Mona X Change]

Wait, are you. Are you, like, done with your. With your day job?

[Nick]

Pretty much.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, shit. Now, did you have to, like, sign, like, a paper like, I'm not coming back? Did you quit, like. No.

[Nick]

I mean, the thing with real estate is you just kind of have a license. So I. I mean, it was never the end game. It was just a job to pay bills and what I needed to do.

[Mona X Change]

And now you don't need that job to pay your bills now I don't need your bills.

[Nick]

Right.

[Mona X Change]

Your drag.

[Nick]

My drag. That I only do if I'm getting paid. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When do you do drag?

[Nick]

When I'm getting paid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like, drag, drag. When do you get up in drag? Cause you've been in drag before. I was there.

[Nick]

There was one time you put me in drag, and it was basically blackface because we don't have the same skin tone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, where were the pictures? It not blackface.

[Mona X Change]

You put Nick and dra. You put Nick in blackface?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I never. It's just there was no. It was no black face.

[Mona X Change]

I don't know why Nick said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He just couldn't White people foundation. I don't know why Nick said he wasn't black.

[Nick]

Nick wasn't in white people foundation. Nick, you didn't have foundation for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had white people foundation.

[Nick]

You didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I did.

[Mona X Change]

We have.

[Mateo Lane]

Do we have. I think we. We did, but it was definitely tanner than it is.

[Mona X Change]

You just said it was given, like crystal Rochi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have the picture still somewhere?

[Nick]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we found it, this is the picture. Nick is not in blackface. Don't tell me.

[Nick]

Not in black face. You just didn't put me in found because you didn't have foundation. You put me in eye and makeup.

[Mona X Change]

It was so. It was a very crystal Versace, raven skin tones, sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, Nick was white.

[Nick]

I was literally just not wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did you say now? As part of the conversation.

[Nick]

It was a joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But don't you know how the Internet works now? The Internet's like, nick, Nick does blackface, and Bob put him in blackface. Because you created the canon now.

[Nick]

Well, I would have assumed they all knew we were joking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this your first day on the Internet, Nick?

[Nick]

Obviously, you didn't put me in blackface. It was a joke because we aren't the same skin tone, so we don't wear the same makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, welcome to the Internet, Nick. The Internet. Famously the place where all the information lives, but none of the nuance exists. This is how the Internet works. So now Nick is a serial blackface. You and Justin Trudeau. You might as well, Nick. You gotta start dating Katy Perry as punishment.

[Mona X Change]

He's fucking Katy Perry. Well, sorry. They're dating him still?

[Nick]

Allegedly.

[Mona X Change]

Katy Perry is. Oh, he's not the first.

[Nick]

They've been seen around Montreal.

[Mona X Change]

He's not the Prime Minister anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Katy Perry is the first lady of Canada. I don't care. Perry. Katy Perry is the first lady.

[Mona X Change]

Lady Perry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lady Perry.

[Nick]

Lady Perry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Katy Perry is an astronaut. She is a hit maker. She is the first lady of Canada, and I will hear nothing.

[Nick]

A nun killer.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Allegedly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, she killed another.

[Mona X Change]

Wait. Yeah, like Caitlyn Jones.

[Mateo Lane]

Katy Perry really wanted a house, but it was Katie. She wanted to buy a house. It was currently being occupied by a convent. And there was some legal battles over Katy Perry trying to buy the house. The convent sued her, and the stress of the legal battles killed one of the nuns. Have a heart attack.

[Nick]

So the Internet jokingly says she killed a nun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Allegedly, she killed a nun. She's the first lady of Canada. She is an astronaut. She writes the hits.

[Mona X Change]

And she. One time she kissed the girl and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she liked it, and she kissed the girl and she liked it.

[Nick]

And she still does more drag than the two of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how much are you doing?

[Nick]

I don't claim to be a drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, does she do drag?

[Nick]

It's not on my business card. Drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The question is, does she do drag as often as you do blackface?

[Mona X Change]

You fucking.

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No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Does she do drag as often as you do?

[Nick]

That's a question. You're the one putting me in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's a picture of Nick in blackface. Jacob, I need your Photoshop skills. No, no, no. Here's another picture of Nick in blackface with a frozen sign.

[Mona X Change]

Here's a third picture of Bob putting Nick in blackface with the afro in his tongue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this time he's wearing a dashiki.

[Nick]

You want to play games, Nick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's play games.

[Nick]

We're not doing that.

[Mona X Change]

Have y' all seen this thing about Gail finally talking about the.

[Mateo Lane]

Her and Oprah?

[Nick]

Yes, Mateo and I were just talking about it.

[Mona X Change]

So interesting.

[Nick]

It's kind of sad.

[Mona X Change]

Why? Why sad?

[Mateo Lane]

What happened? They're not best friends anymore.

[Nick]

No, no, no, they are.

[Mona X Change]

Oprah and Gail are still friends. Gail just did the Call Her Daddy podcast with Alex Cooper. Famously call her big ass podcast. And Alex was like, so for years, people are talking about that you and Oprah were, like, lovers? She was like, no. She was like. She's like, it's never been true. We're just really good friends. And she was like. And she's like. I asked Oprah. She's like, we need to talk about this on your show. And Oprah was like, no, we don't need to.

[Nick]

But the thing after that Gail said kind of made me sad, where she was like, that's fine and dandy for you. You cannot talk about it because you're dating someone. I'm single.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I. But is. I mean, I'm not Gayle King, so obviously, I don't know what's up in Gail's life, but, like, are the rumors of her dating Oprah so vast and why that now she can't get a man?

[Mona X Change]

I would say in, like, the early

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hours, I would say right now. Yeah.

[Nick]

It was always the punchline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every lesbian I know will tell me this. Being a confirmed devout lesbian will not stop a man from hitting on you. You can probably. You can be holding hands with your wife, finger blasting her, kissing her, wearing a pride flag. That will not stop a man.

[Mona X Change]

Say, but like, in, like, the late 90s, early aughts, where Ellen had just got her entire life canceled because she was a lesbian, I think it was a little different because. Because she. She was foreseeably dating one of the most successful and biggest stars of the time. She still is. So I think it probably has a different effect than just dating a Susan down the street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, I want to reiterate, I'm not Gayle King, so I can't speak for experience.

[Nick]

I don't say faggots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not think that any accusation ever stopped a man from hitting on Gayle King. Men, straight men, were hit on you at your mother's funeral.

[Nick]

I don't think the argument was mentioned. Aren't hitting on me, so we need to talk about it was. People are saying I'm something that I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But I'm talking about the sad part. You were like, but you. It's fine for you. You have a man. I don't. So that seems to insinuate that the accusations of them dating are somehow stopping her from having a man.

[Mona X Change]

Well, that's her experience. That's what she's saying. Gail was saying, like, this is. This is affecting my dating life. So she's saying, ostensibly, it is affecting my dating life.

[Nick]

No, the sad part. Meaning she's saying, Oprah can prove, look, I'm not a lesbian because I'm with Stedman. Gail can't be like, look, I'm not a lesbian because I'm with. There's no one there because her husband

[Mona X Change]

had just cheated on her with her best friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gayle King's husband.

[Mateo Lane]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was going out.

[Mona X Change]

She was flying out of lax. And then back in the day, she said, the LA used to call me and be like, your flight is delayed. But this is. They did whatever. So she goes back home, and she. She sees a security on. She's like, that's weird. Because of the time of day. It is. She goes in the house, her husband runs on stage with a towel around him. He's like, hey, you can't come upstairs. She's like, why?

[Nick]

She's like, this is my home.

[Mona X Change]

She's like, someone's here. And he's like, she thought he was fucking around. Which I don't know why I should think he was kidding around in a towel, sweating, coming downstairs like, you can't come upstairs. She's like, get out of the way. So she goes searching around. She finds her best friend hiding behind.

[Nick]

Not Oprah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not Oprah. No, no, no, no, no. Her best friend. Continue.

[Mona X Change]

One of her best friends standing there behind Katy Perry. Katy Perry standing behind a door in an astronaut outfit. Standing behind a door naked. Cause her and her husband were just fucking. And then she's like, oh, my God, this is crazy. And he's like, do not. And her husband.

[Mateo Lane]

Well.

[Mona X Change]

And she's like, I'm gonna call her husband. He's like, no, you can't call her husband because I'm gonna drop her off so he doesn't know what's going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me call. Whose husband? The friend. Oh, the friends married, too?

[Mona X Change]

Yes.

[Nick]

And then she said. She said her famous tagline and what in the faggotry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And where were you? In there doing blackface. Nick was hiding in the corner.

[Nick]

We have to cut the black face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. If you keep dragging it, I'm gonna drag it.

[Nick]

You're the one dragging it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Every time you mention dragon, I'm gonna triple up on blackface. So every.

[Nick]

Every drag that's different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're gonna be three blackface accusations.

[Nick]

You not doing drag is fun and dandy. You Photoshopping me In blackface.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are real photos. We didn't photoshop these.

[Mona X Change]

First of all, there is document to prove that you and your sneaky ex boyfriend. Ex boyfriend. Sneaky little boyfriend doctor images.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are not doctored. People who went to college with Nick.

[Nick]

No, you're not putting votas up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The photos are already there. They exist on the Internet. Nick, I don't know what you want me to tell you now.

[Mona X Change]

And now all the comments. If you want photoshopping, making black things.

[Nick]

So please don't put that in. I don't need that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't. This, this is not. This is not. I never like. We don't. We don't cut stuff on this podcast, Nicholas.

[Nick]

Cutting that. I don't need them putting me in black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is.

[Nick]

This is civil rights people online nowadays, they'll believe it.

[Mona X Change]

They sure will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Internet, where all their. All their information is there, but none of the nuances there.

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[Mona X Change]

Okay, so what if you and Jacob are in a monogamous relationship, right? And then you come back from, you're flying out to Wolvesworth to Wisconsin. Your flight gets delayed, you come back to the house, you see and Jacob, you open the front door to your apartment, he goes and he's like, you cannot come inside here. He's like, you have to wait at the door.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. There are so many caveats here that don't exist in the world that I have to like, like we're in a monogamous relationship. There's a lot role playing.

[Mona X Change]

Bobby Roleplay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I'm communicating about how. How I didn't say it's not possible. I said there's just so many layers of, like, pretend in this that it's hard to even imagine, even in a open relationship. If I come home and someone says, you can't come in here. I'm like, what are you talking. I don't care if.

[Mona X Change]

If.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I come home and my own home, my nephew was like, you can't come in here. I'd be like, what are you talking about? I can come in my fucking house. This is crazy.

[Mona X Change]

What did you. Was like, I have. There's, like a surprise, like, you have to say at the door, like, I'm doing something for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I've had a center like that. One time I came home and Ty was doing a Christmas gift, and he was like, you can't go in this one room because. And I said, okay. And I just stayed in the other. And I just stayed in the living room.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, but this is not the living room. But you can't come in the house. I'm preparing to hold you. You can't come in the house. You have to stay at the front door. Like, outside the front door.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in this scenario, is my birthday coming up?

[Mona X Change]

No, your birthday's not coming up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's just a random day.

[Nick]

It's a random Tuesday in September.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Jacob is asking me not to come into the house.

[Mona X Change]

Correct.

[Nick]

You get to the front door, he stops you and goes, you can't come in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I would say, why?

[Mona X Change]

He's like, I'm. I'm preparing us something.

[Nick]

There's just something going on. I. So you cannot be home right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean something?

[Nick]

He doesn't want to ruin this price, so he just says, something's happening, so you just can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean something, Jacob?

[Nick]

This is what I'm showing you, what I'm doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean something?

[Mona X Change]

Well, can you just trust me? It's just something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, when you say something, I need to know what you mean by something. What is surprise? A. You're surprising me. You're surprising something.

[Mona X Change]

Yes. You can't come in the house right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, how long do you need the apartment?

[Mona X Change]

Probably about 20 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes.

[Mona X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if I say. But if I. If he keep going something, I'm like, what do you mean something? I would. I would just take something. I be like, what do you mean something? If you say surprise, I'm like, okay, this I can actually process. But you give me. Like, something's happening then. No, that's.

[Mona X Change]

That's not Then you hear a rustling in the kitchen, and you hear a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would assume it was part of the surprise. And I would keep. Like, I would keep leaving.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, Now. Now Jacob's closing door. I just closed the door. You see my figure run across the back naked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would assume you were part of the surprise naked. Well, I don't think Jacob wants to fuck you, so I'm not really worried about it. Like, I don't think Jacob has any interest in having sex with you, so I genuinely worried about it.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, work. So the Jacob. I close the door, we finish fucking, and then I. I go down the fire escape, and then no one's the wiser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I just don't think Jacob wants to bone you, so I'm not interested. And also, if Jacob. If you and Jacob really want to have sex, I really don't care if you have sex.

[Mona X Change]

You're monogamous. Y' all don't. It's not open.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I'm saying. So now I have to change who I am in the thing, too? Like.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Mona X Change]

Never mind, Bob. Because. Because what we do on Superpower Generator.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have superpowers. Well, we're bending.

[Nick]

You're so good at rolling with the punches.

[Mona X Change]

Well, I can't think about this. Cause that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if we're in a monogamous. Like, I have to change who I am to like. So now to create me being a jealous person.

[Mona X Change]

Well, just like the role play we played when you were a baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not a baby. When was I a baby?

[Mona X Change]

In a roleplay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we were playing. We were different characters. You want to be a whole new character? I'll be a character.

[Mona X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you created where I'm me. I can be a character. You want to be a character? You want to beat Jacob up? Go back. Fuck you, bitch. Get out of my house. I paid the mortgage in this bitch. And then I punch him in the chest. But that's not enough.

[Nick]

And that's all we were asking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not done. I'm not done. He's bleeding now, so I pull my fist back and I hit him again.

[Mona X Change]

Homelander.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's worse than Homelander. This is one punch, man. He's through the floor. Now I jump up, and I dive down his body. No, I'm not done. His body explodes. And then I take all the pieces, I put them back together. And you do it again. No. And then I start eating them.

[Nick]

Okay. Can I start?

[Mateo Lane]

All right.

[Nick]

Army hammer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm chewing on them. And then I. Then I shit them out. I'm not done. And I shit them out, and then I flush them down the toilet.

[Nick]

No, you eat it again. Two girls, one cup style.

[Mona X Change]

Then you bend over, you shoot it out your asshole. It comes back into your mouth.

[Nick]

Was that so hard? That's all we wanted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We wanted. Well, there you go. You got it.

[Nick]

Thank you. God.

[Mateo Lane]

One of the best bits I ever did, really prime bit, was that we were living in New York, and Nick was coming over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, are you home?

[Mateo Lane]

Can I come over and hang out? And I was like, yes. But I have this bit, so we're gonna do this. So I go to Bob, and I say, hey, babe. I have a hookup coming over like a guy from Grindr. We're just gonna go into the other bedroom, which is kind of far away down this hallway.

[Mona X Change]

How long were y' all together?

[Mateo Lane]

At this point, about a year and a half gone.

[Nick]

Okay, two years.

[Mona X Change]

Okay.

[Mateo Lane]

So Nick comes in. I just say hi. Nick doesn't say anything. Nick and I go to the bedroom. We wait there for maybe five to seven minutes. I come out. I say. I go to. I would say, babe, the guy who came over, he. I don't know. Something was off, and he just. He passed out on the bed, and he's not moving, and I don't know what to do. He rushes to the room. Nick is pretending to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was like. I was like, all right, let's deal with it. I'm pretty sure I'm just kind of like, all right, okay.

[Nick]

So you are.

[Mona X Change]

When you went. When. When you went in, when you saw it was Nick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he.

[Mateo Lane]

First he saw somebody passed out on the bed, and then it. And then it took a moment for him to realize it was Nick, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then I was like, oh.

[Nick]

And then he dragged me out of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the house and threw him in the

[Nick]

gutter and then chopped me up, Shit me out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He exploded. I put him back together. Put him in pieces. Yes, exactly. So what do you do in the situation where you. Where you're. You come home and your partner. Your monogamous relationship where you don't believe in. You don't believe in open relationships?

[Nick]

I would probably say I'm coming in anyways. I would probably still barge in, because I don't like surprises. So I would probably be like, well, I don't like surprises, so I'm coming in.

[Mona X Change]

I'm coming in anyway.

[Nick]

Something feels off, Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't trust that your partner is doing a surprise for you?

[Mateo Lane]

No.

[Nick]

Because if they're my partner. They know I don't like surprises.

[Mona X Change]

Right. And I'm thinking, if I came back from a thing. So I have three suitcases with me. I'm probably annoyed that I went all the way to the airport and my thing canceled. I was like, you know what? I'm putting my bags inside. I was like, the surprise can't be that fucking good. Because now I have three suitcases, a hoodie, a sweater. I'm annoyed or irritated.

[Nick]

Unless the surprise consists of every square footage of my home. I can at least walk into this area.

[Mona X Change]

Exactly.

[Nick]

And be in here. I don't want to stand outside of my own home. That I pay for.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And then if they really press, then I'm like, okay, now I'm really coming in.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah. Something is weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, when I.

[Nick]

And then I would chop them up into pieces.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, around Christmas time, I came home and Tal was coming out of the guest room, and he was like, oh, I didn't know you were coming home. I was like, oh, yeah.

[Mona X Change]

Hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He goes, I'm doing something in here. He was like, doing a gift thing. He was wrapping gifts in the bedroom. And he was like, just don't come in this one room. And I was like, okay. And then I just stayed in the home, and I just didn't go to that one room.

[Nick]

Well, that's kind of different. Cause it was around Christmas. It was for Christmas. So then I'm like, all right, whatever.

[Mona X Change]

Wait, so what was the surprise? Surprise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was rapping. He's just rapping Christmas gifts.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's the room that Cody's normally in. So I was gonna go say hey to Cody.

[Mona X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he was just rapping Christmas gifts is all.

[Mona X Change]

Got it. Nick, are you ever gonna get a pet? No. A gerbil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know Nick?

[Mona X Change]

I know, but I mean, a gerbil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick doesn't like pets.

[Mona X Change]

I know, but. But I feel like the only get is. Is it any. Anything about you? Like, I'm getting old. I want to care for another human being.

[Nick]

Whenever you're growing up and you're always like, I don't want kids. And people are like, when you get older, you'll change your mind. I've never changed my mind about animals, kids, none of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You must change your mind about something in your life. There's no way you think the same way you do.

[Mateo Lane]

I mean, that stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What have you changed your mind about? You must change your mind about something in your life. Otherwise, you're still 16 year old. Nick. That's crazy.

[Nick]

I know. I'm trying to think. I feel like I have a lot of the same opinions. Well, I know there's no way but like top of mind religion I've never believed in. Even when I was a child. I got kicked out of church as a kid. Yes. I got kicked out of confirmation. I sat in confirmation. They went around and they said, let's all go around and say what we believe in. And it got to me and I said, I believe that you all believe this is real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When they say what we believe in, they just like in general, they're like in reference to religion.

[Nick]

Religion.

[Mateo Lane]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But isn't there just. I mean, I reckon there's just one answer. Like everyone just says, I believe in Jesus.

[Nick]

I don't know. Yes. I mean people were like, I believe that there's a God, I believe that the Bible's real or whatever like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's an odd practice. I literally say what you all believe. It's just so open ended.

[Mona X Change]

Well, maybe they're trying to sift out the.

[Nick]

And then afterwards, Pastor Joyce, who watches all my content. Shut up. I mean they all, for the most part, most of them love me. The reason I went to the church, it was across the street and they had a really big music program and like kid program. So I did a lot of shows there and singing there. This at this point was probably 13. And so she was like, why don't you stay after class or whatever you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

at 13 this time.

[Nick]

What grade are you in in 13?

[Mona X Change]

13. That's seven. No, that's nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Seventh grade.

[Mona X Change]

13.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because. Because you have four years in high school, so 13, 14, 15, 16. That would be. They'll make you 16 when you regular high school.

[Nick]

I was probably like five, 10 maybe. And then I shot up to my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You started shooting up?

[Nick]

I started shooting up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy.

[Nick]

And how do you think shooting up works?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you show me what you think

[Mona X Change]

it looks like to shoot up?

[Nick]

You know I don't like needles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, just. I'm like asking you to use a real name.

[Nick]

I know, but you know, I don't even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just exploded. I just exploded Jacob into bits and shot him out.

[Nick]

That's different. You know I don't like needles or talking about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't even talk about it?

[Nick]

No.

[Mona X Change]

Wow.

[Nick]

It's making me uneasy right now because now I'm thinking about it and I

[Mateo Lane]

can't imagine somebody smoke math.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. How do you smoke meth?

[Nick]

Okay, well, this I'm learning. I didn't realize you could smoke Meth. I thought.

[Mona X Change]

How did you think you do that?

[Nick]

Yeah, you think you ate, man.

[Mona X Change]

Like an edible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you have meth edibles?

[Mona X Change]

That might be a good market.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are meth edibles, but that's not. Yeah, there are meth edibles. That's not the main way to do it, though.

[Nick]

So these gays are out here smoking.

[Mona X Change]

You smoke it. You smoke it. And it comes from, like. Well, you describe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. What do you think? What do you think? How do you think you smoke meth?

[Nick]

Well, now, I don't know if you use your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't use your. You can't use your image. Use your imagination.

[Nick]

You see, neither of us are entertained by that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Use your imagination.

[Mona X Change]

Like, so. Dopey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was doing y' all a second ago. Use your imagination.

[Nick]

Okay. Is it with the spoon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

[Mona X Change]

No. Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Use your imagining.

[Mona X Change]

I thought you didn't know.

[Nick]

So not a spoon, but you're smoking it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

You do smoke.

[Nick]

Okay, so.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, sorry.

[Nick]

Well, what does it even look like?

[Mona X Change]

Let me do a bit with this guy.

[Mateo Lane]

You never stop Breaking Bad.

[Nick]

No, I watched first episode and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think? It looks like we're trying to get you to build this. You trying to get us to answer the question for you?

[Mona X Change]

I always.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, so how do you do it?

[Mona X Change]

What does it look like?

[Nick]

Well, I always assumed it looked kind of like coke, but instead of snorting it, people were, like, putting it in their mouth.

[Mona X Change]

But they call it crystal meth. I'm. See, I'm giving the crystals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick has not answered a single question. We have answered all the questions for Nick. Use your imagination crystals and you smoke them.

[Nick]

So you have to chop them up. And then apparently not a spoon. So you're. If you're smoking it, you must wrap them up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wrap it up in what?

[Nick]

I don't know. Smoking paper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like a joint?

[Mona X Change]

No, they do that. Seaweed. Seaweed. Seaweed leaf.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you saying like a joint?

[Nick]

Doing with seaweed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you saying like a joint?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Nick]

And then smoke it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how do you. Do you use your lighter? Do you use like a.

[Nick]

Use your mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, do you use like an open. Like, what kind of lighter do you use? Do you think.

[Nick]

Whatever flame is available to light it.

[Mateo Lane]

There we go.

[Mona X Change]

Also, my crystal mess story was I was in PV and I picked up this guy off the street, really hot guy, coming back from the club. And, you know, you've been gay.

[Nick]

You.

[Mona X Change]

You never cruise. Have you cruised?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. So you've cruised Nick doesn't cruise.

[Mona X Change]

Like, you know, cruise or cruise once. Like, kinda.

[Nick]

I've been to one spa.

[Mona X Change]

Okay. So we were walking back and, you know, just make gay eyes. You're like, oh, on the same type of time. Came back to my.

[Nick]

I've never picked up someone off the street.

[Mona X Change]

It was off the street.

[Nick]

I would be too anxious.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, I. I know you would. But this, you know, I was in PV and I was living.

[Nick]

That's a place to do it.

[Mona X Change]

Exactly. Walk by the hotel, get into. Bring him to the thing. And I'm like, now. Talking, kissing, whatever. And I start sucking his dick. And as I'm down there, I hear a crackling sound. And then I look up. So meth is like a skinny, skinny pipe with a bulb at the end of it.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Mona X Change]

And then I hear the smoking and I look at.

[Nick]

Isn't that what you smoke weed out of?

[Mona X Change]

No, that's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Yes. That's it.

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Yeah.

[Nick]

It's like glass and there's a little

[Bob the Drag Queen]

round and the little round thing.

[Nick]

Yeah, but you can smoke weed out

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of it and you put the weed inside of it, right?

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Nick]

No, I'm not doing a bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's literally. I'm not either. We're on the same page.

[Nick]

No, but that is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick. We're on the same page.

[Nick]

No, you're doing something, doing anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's good.

[Nick]

That has to be correct.

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[Nick]

No, but I know that I have seen the little glass tube with a small ball at the end.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah.

[Nick]

With weed in it.

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

Where did you see that?

[Nick]

Some house party or something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

House Party.

[Mona X Change]

Does it have meth pipes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a weed pipe.

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your house is the weed. It's the weed pipe.

[Nick]

It was at the house Katy Perry was trying to buy.

[Mona X Change]

Okay? So, yeah. So I hit a crack and I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

look up and I see him smoking this thing.

[Mona X Change]

Now I had never seen methy before. I'd heard about it, okay? And then I said, it crackles like cuz it's a crystal. So like, I guess it crackles. So I look up at him, I was like, hey, you can't smoke in here. He's like, he says to me, don't worry, it doesn't have a smell. And I was like, does it? No. Meth. It didn't smell. I guess meth doesn't have a smell. And I was like, you still can't do that in here. And then he continued to do it. So then I was like, oh, no, actually my friend, I was saying by myself, I was like, my friend, my roommate is coming back, so you have to leave in my hotel room.

[Nick]

Okay, wait, meth is like when gays are doing terms. Is that a big T?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the one.

[Nick]

So when it says parti, that's meth.

[Mona X Change]

Because it's called a colloquialism from meth. Is famous drag queen T? A famous drag queen? Come on. With a T. A famous singer as well.

[Nick]

With a T?

[Mona X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like one of the most famous singers of all time is her first name

[Mona X Change]

and she's rolling down the river.

[Nick]

Tina.

[Mona X Change]

Tina, correct. Correct. Cause so I've seen old gays go back and forth about this. Some say it's called Christina, some call it Tina. But there's a mix up between the generations of what the lore is around why it's called Tina.

[Nick]

Does the tennis ball symbolize something on Grindr? Tennis ball?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Old guys. Is it you put a tennis ball into your walker?

[Mona X Change]

No, I think it's for big balls. No. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That can't be a thing.

[Mateo Lane]

Isn't it?

[Nick]

I thought it meant a drug of some kind.

[Mateo Lane]

I think it might be like ball torture.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, we all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. None of us know what it is.

[Mona X Change]

Do you like, do you like your ball tortured?

[Nick]

I just see so many guys on Grindr with like tennis in their bio and I'm like, they probably. These people all can't be playing tennis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I will say I actually see a lot of people on.

[Mona X Change]

In.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In la, unless I just don't know. They're all like looking for a tennis partner.

[Nick]

That's what I mean, that it has.

[Mateo Lane]

Maybe it's Tennis balls. Tennis tea, meth.

[Mona X Change]

So you think tennis ball is like a symbol for meth?

[Mateo Lane]

It could be tennis T, meth, or tennis. I like, my balls hit really hard.

[Nick]

I mean, I know tennis is a gay sport, but there just cannot be that many games. Being like, I'm looking for tennis ball

[Bob the Drag Queen]

really, But I've had guys say, genuinely looking for a tennis partner.

[Mona X Change]

But is that a code for something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not know it to be a code. I just thought people really like these

[Nick]

really are into tennis balls coming back. But in New York, where there's barely any tennis courts, I see it all the time.

[Mateo Lane]

It's meth. They're looking for meth.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tennis partners.

[Mona X Change]

No. Oh, the tennis balls mean meth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's what I'm saying.

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

Does the T. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now we're hearing this reference size. I don't know.

[Mateo Lane]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what it is.

[Nick]

Sound off in the comments. Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

What y' all think the tennis balls are? Anyway, so, long story short, I. I tell. I tell. I tell him my roommate's coming back who's in a room with. And he. I was like, you gotta go. And I get him out the room, and then we're in the elevator. As we get in the elevator, I step out as it's closing. Cause it was a shitty elevator, so the sensor wasn't working, and I run. But then he gets off on the next floor and is trying to. So he's, like chasing me up and down the stairs in this building. And I had to hide in a janitor closet for like, 25 minutes for him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're being chased by the meth head?

[Mona X Change]

Yes.

[Nick]

That's what you get for cruising.

[Mona X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, chased, chased. What was he chasing you to do

[Mona X Change]

to get back in the room? I don't know, but I, like, left him to elevate the door.

[Nick]

He clearly wasn't in the right state of mind.

[Mona X Change]

It was wild. Also because he on so much meth, his dick wasn't like, no, it's not in drag. His dick was not even getting laughed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course.

[Nick]

Not

[Mateo Lane]

that.

[Nick]

We didn't need to ask that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the one.

[Nick]

You said it first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the one saying, obviously.

[Mona X Change]

So, yeah, that was my mess story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never. I've seen people do meth, but, like, on the street never. Like in my streets, where I lived in Berkeley for six months, I saw a lot of people doing meth. I saw folks doing meth on the streets in New York City.

[Nick]

You grew up in New York. You didn't ever see someone do math?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Mona X Change]

The first time I ever saw someone do drugs on the street. Like, I saw someone shooting up in. In. In SF In San Francisco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dude.

[Mona X Change]

They were doing what?

[Nick]

Shooting up.

[Mona X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't hear it. I didn't hear.

[Mona X Change]

It had a traffic light. What did it look like?

[Nick]

Stop.

[Mona X Change]

It was a really long needle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it rusty or clean?

[Mona X Change]

It was rusty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were they, like, bleeding everywhere?

[Mona X Change]

Blood. Every.

[Nick]

Oh, I can't. It was an episode of the Boys this La la.

[Mona X Change]

Like, a lot of needles, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, so many needles. How many needles, Nick? We're done. We're done. We're done.

[Mona X Change]

We're done, we're done.

[Nick]

Do you know that I have never drank in my life? And I've never done any drug of any kind. I've never smoked a cigarette. I've never done wheat.

[Mona X Change]

Well, so you lied.

[Nick]

I've never had a full drink in my life.

[Mona X Change]

But, you know, that's not what you said. You said, I've never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. Yeah, you caught him in a lot.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, you caught him in a lot. Never had a drink. A shot is a drink. Just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we just caught him in a lot. That's crazy.

[Mona X Change]

Not as a shot of diamond.

[Mateo Lane]

I saw you do math two weeks ago.

[Mona X Change]

You had those tennis balls on your profile in Blank vs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With needles.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, stop. Wait. Nick, tell me about. So I'm very.

[Nick]

A little hurt about what?

[Mona X Change]

That you're doing a show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very.

[Mona X Change]

A little hurt doing a show in LA and you didn't invite me to be on the deus or whatever the. To be a part of the show. The one that you just added a second.

[Nick]

I literally.

[Mona X Change]

No, the one you added a second show to.

[Nick]

Okay. I just asked you last night.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, that's. That show?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now.

[Mona X Change]

So now what? I thought was a different. So now I'm not mad anymore.

[Nick]

And there we go. We squashed that beef real quick.

[Mateo Lane]

See.

[Nick]

See how civil that was?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't give a. Go be civil on your. Go be civil on your own podcast.

[Mona X Change]

I am on my own podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're all on podcast. What's y' all going to be called? I never. Rivalry.

[Nick]

Are you gonna do. Are you gonna do drag on my show? Of course not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't do drag on the show. No, I'm not doing drag.

[Nick]

He doesn't do drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wanna do drag on your show.

[Mona X Change]

Now that you have hair, do you think you do, like, looks like. Like. Like a. Like a. Without a Wig?

[Mateo Lane]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The answer is no.

[Nick]

Really?

[Mona X Change]

Black women do their hair like that sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Black women also are bald.

[Nick]

I know.

[Mona X Change]

That's what I'm saying. You used to do bald looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I. I don't really do bald looks. I've maybe have done maybe one or

[Mona X Change]

two bald looks in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm saying I think that the way my hair was before was also how black women do.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the answer is no. I'm not interested.

[Mona X Change]

If I had hair, I would totally do that. I would love to look at Amber Rose. I. I would cook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she a black woman.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, yeah. She said she's not black. I forget what she said.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at that recent picture, Amber Rose.

[Mona X Change]

I know where she stands on it now. She's black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's, like, a recent picture of Amber Rose. Like that.

[Mona X Change]

There it is. That looks like a white lady. Wait, is she black?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know anymore. I don't follow Amber Rose's career enough to know if she's black or not. I know there have been pictures where I thought to myself, gosh, she looks black. And then there are moments where I think myself, these are parents. No, that's a child.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, that's. No, that's a. That's hurting the son, though. Those are her parents.

[Nick]

Oh, okay.

[Mona X Change]

So that's a white man. And it looks like a black lady to me. But I could be wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know her genealogy enough to know if she's black or not. I. I don't know.

[Mona X Change]

Work, Nick. So tell me about your thoughts on Amber Rose blackness. Do you think she's in blackface or you think.

[Nick]

I don't particularly really know this woman. I've known the name, and I obviously recognize a picture, but I don't really know anything about her.

[Mona X Change]

Got it.

[Mateo Lane]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you go on her podcast?

[Nick]

She has a podcast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had one, yeah.

[Mona X Change]

Bob and I did it.

[Nick]

Oh, she loves to have you. Is she. Isn't she a controversial person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Nick]

Doesn't she love Trump?

[Mateo Lane]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should go.

[Nick]

I'm pretty sure she loves to try

[Mona X Change]

that, but I know she is. She has a podcast.

[Nick]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say we went on her podcast, and then, like, the next day, she's like, maga. And we're like, that's crazy. We're like, that's. That's crazy.

[Mona X Change]

We did her podcast and she just started saying, like, problematic things. Remember she was thinking thing about dating, like, Asian something, and we were like, this is getting crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't fully remember what I. My biggest takeaway was that you and her at some point were taught were talking about aliens. And I. If I recall correctly, I think we may have shifted to the moon landing at some point. There was a weird alien thing and she had some crazy. I feel like she might be a moon landing denier, I think. But I honestly, I genuinely can't remember. Like, I have not. I didn't. I gotta be. I don't. I don't. I don't go back and rewatch podcasts that I'm on.

[Mona X Change]

I don't even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like. I'm like, I was there.

[Mona X Change]

I hate seeing stuff for myself. I hate hearing myself.

[Nick]

I hate seeing in every medium, like, even on tv most.

[Mona X Change]

I mean, pretty across the board. Yeah, I don't, like. I don't enjoy hearing, like, it. It depends. There's sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah. I actually like how the. How I sound there, but I think my voice sounds a little like. I don't always love hearing my voice back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I get that.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah. I mean, about. And I hate hearing your voice back as well. I love hearing your voice because yours is so unique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My voice is super unique.

[Mona X Change]

No, it's not. Yours is unique, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You heard a lot of voices like mine.

[Mona X Change]

Yes.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, really?

[Mona X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy because I've been told that I have a really unique voice. Usually across the board, I have a very. I have a hard to imitate voice, but it is very. Like, if you heard my voice behind, you'd be like that.

[Mateo Lane]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would know that was me.

[Nick]

I actually would say, in our friend group, we all have. Have pretty unique voices.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob does not have a very unique voice. There's like, there's like three people. Three people in our friend group who sound like Jacob. Jacob, Mitch and Jay are constantly getting confused for each other.

[Mateo Lane]

Jay and I sound anything alike. I don't know who's continuing this narrative.

[Nick]

I don't hear that, but I don't hear that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. They say it.

[Nick]

But, like, I would say you have a unique voice. You have a unique voice. Mateo's unique voice. I have a unique voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Peppermint has a unique voice.

[Nick]

Peppermint, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black Alfredo has a pretty unique voice.

[Nick]

Yeah. I feel like we're.

[Mona X Change]

Alfredo's pretty neutral.

[Nick]

But that's also. You could boil down to the fact that we're a very diverse friend group as opposed to. We are pretty diverse other gay friend groups.

[Mona X Change]

True. There's. There's black people. There's there's white people. There are women, there are men.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's, like, two ladies.

[Mona X Change]

Exactly. They don't exist. Their voices don't exist. There's like, two. Exactly. But they exist. I'm sorry.

[Nick]

Two More than most of those Hell's Kitchen groups. Hello.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, we only have one.

[Mona X Change]

We have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you include Kennedy?

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, Kennedy and Peppermint.

[Mateo Lane]

Mateo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mateo, the other woman. Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

To be fair, Kennedy. I feel like there was a big push.

[Nick]

Patty has a unique voice.

[Mona X Change]

Patty does a big push to have Kennedy be part of friend group. Kenny was like, no, I'm good.

[Nick]

Kenny was like, I'm moving to Colorado.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's been announced Mateo Langs is making his Broadway debut in Chicago as Billy Flynn.

[Mona X Change]

I'm so excited to go see it. That's going to be. To be so fun.

[Nick]

Only four weeks.

[Mona X Change]

All your. Your, Your. Your p. Of your. Your pitch to be Roxy. How. How do we get that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I heard you turn the roll down.

[Nick]

Obviously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz Kat. They took K Per.

[Nick]

They.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Katherine Hudson. Yes.

[Nick]

No, I really would love to do Amos. I think that that would be fun.

[Mona X Change]

Who's Am. I have never seen the Shadow.

[Nick]

He's the one that's saying Chicago.

[Mona X Change]

We. Every time I say not even the movie.

[Nick]

You've seen the movie?

[Mona X Change]

No. You said we do conversation four times.

[Nick]

You've never seen the movie, though. That's what you need to see tv.

[Mona X Change]

Well, I want to see the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't go see Jinx?

[Mona X Change]

No. We. No. Should I. Okay, here's the thing.

[Nick]

Apologize to Jinx. Yes.

[Mona X Change]

Should I go see. Should I watch the movie before I go see the show or should I watch the show?

[Mateo Lane]

That's the next first movie night.

[Nick]

I'm gonna say watch the movie first.

[Mona X Change]

Watch the movie first.

[Nick]

Familiarize yourself with the music and story because you definitely know the music.

[Mona X Change]

I know like, some of, like the big songs, like Big Spender, Big Spinner

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is not from scratch.

[Mona X Change]

It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not even a little rapper. It's from Sweet Cherry.

[Mona X Change]

When you get to Mama. Mama Morton. Yeah. Divine gravity.

[Nick]

Razzle dazzle. You know?

[Mona X Change]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Give him the old razzle.

[Mona X Change]

I don't know that.

[Nick]

That's Mateo's song.

[Mona X Change]

That's Mateo's song. I don't know that. I know Mama Morton song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You keep saying the same song over and over. You keep going Mama Morton's. And then the one with Mama Morton. I also know the one with Mama Morton.

[Mona X Change]

The one in the jail. Hit, hit, swish, pop. What's it called? She had it Coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

She had it coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

And I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the name of it?

[Mona X Change]

The Honey Rack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes.

[Mona X Change]

I know the other one that.

[Nick]

So you know Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to hear this other one.

[Mona X Change]

The one where she's. The name on everybody's list is going to be Roxy. I don't know the name of that song. Song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think it is?

[Mona X Change]

Roxy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

Is it called Roxy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Mona X Change]

I can't tell you because you did a whole bit with him earlier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It said.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Mona X Change]

I don't trust. I j. You know, I don't trust you. And the two of y' all be colluded.

[Nick]

Regardless. You should watch the movie first, cuz it's an incredible movie and it's one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of the best movies.

[Nick]

Catherine Zeta Jones is unbelievable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going say right now, every single person in that film is incredible.

[Nick]

There is everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally not a dub. Queen Latifah eats Catherine Zeta Jones eats Renee Zellweger.

[Nick]

Lucy Liu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucy Liu eats Richard Greer.

[Nick]

I mean, I will say everyone in it is an amazing Carol, but Catherine's a junior. Like, I get why you won the Oscar.

[Mona X Change]

She showed an Oscar for this.

[Nick]

Sure did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Queen Latifah was nominated for supporting. Yes.

[Mona X Change]

And Catherine was Maine. Like, for lead. Lead.

[Nick]

I want. I've said this on our podcast. I want Queen Latifah to win an Oscar, and we need to figure out how to make that happen.

[Mona X Change]

Okay.

[Nick]

Where is she?

[Mona X Change]

Can you check with Jacob? Where is she on the egot status? Does she have a Tony? I think she. What is she one of the producers on? Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she a producer.

[Mona X Change]

I think she's a producer on. On a Color Purple. No, I'm not making that up. Yeah, but what's her. Like, what does she have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has an Emmy for. For.

[Nick]

She has an Emmy. A Grammy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has a Grammy for. For her rap music. She has an Oscar nomination, so no Oscar.

[Mona X Change]

So she needed an Oscar or Tony. She can get a Tony for on something.

[Nick]

She can get an Oscar.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, sure.

[Nick]

How are we getting her an Oscar?

[Mona X Change]

It's gonna be her big dramatic role, which. What is What. What role is Queen of Steve gonna play?

[Mateo Lane]

Here's the thing. She did Bestie. Have you seen Bessie?

[Mona X Change]

So it is amazing.

[Mateo Lane]

Like, that's the role.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah. Like, how does she not get even?

[Mateo Lane]

She got an Emmy for Bestie, so I don't. I don't think Bessie would have been nominated.

[Mona X Change]

Oh. For an Oscar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A TV movie.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah. Like, she. Like what. What role gets what. What role is she doing that gives her an Oscar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I Think that maybe the role could be if they do a movie version of Madam C.J. walker.

[Mona X Change]

That's good.

[Mateo Lane]

Who played her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a TV and it was

[Mona X Change]

Octavia Spencer.

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So maybe a movie version.

[Mona X Change]

It was a Netflix show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a Netflix show. Yeah, maybe. I mean, they've already done Ma Rainey, so it couldn't be that.

[Nick]

Yeah, Viola.

[Mona X Change]

But maybe just an original story, I think. Okay. I think her Oscar comes when she just leans into the faggot tree of it all and she plays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did in. What set it off.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah. But no, that was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't lean hard of Matt. No, she was as Dice.

[Nick]

I don't think it comes. It's gonna come from that. I think it's gonna be an original a 24 movie that she agrees to sign on to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the. What's the movie about?

[Nick]

I don't know. It's an original.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say it.

[Mona X Change]

Why are you such an active. Say it.

[Mateo Lane]

Say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the movie about?

[Nick]

What just happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say it. When I say it again.

[Mateo Lane]

Say it.

[Mona X Change]

No, you say it.

[Nick]

What's happening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Use your imagination. Use your imagination.

[Nick]

I thought you two were doing like a Helen Keller bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a bit that we've established in this realm on this podcast already.

[Nick]

And no one has said it like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we did.

[Nick]

Just so you know, we knew.

[Mateo Lane]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the movie? We'll all come with it. So you tell. Where is this set?

[Nick]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, time.

[Nick]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We need an answer quickly. We're wrapping up the pod, I think.

[Nick]

Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so on the spot to just come up with an Oscar winning movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All we need is a time. Jesus period. Say now Jesus Western.

[Mona X Change]

Is it in the 1800s? Like, what? Give us a time.

[Nick]

I'm going to say, by the way,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we're going to come back to you, so get your fucking juices going.

[Nick]

I'm going to say it's now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said that you're going to pick something different. What time is it set in?

[Mona X Change]

Any decade. Any time. This happens just now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said that this is what we did with the crystal meth. We answered it for you and you kept being like, yeah, pick a decade.

[Mona X Change]

You say one. It could be the future.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just not this one.

[Nick]

The 90s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. All right, Monet, where is it?

[Mona X Change]

This is set in San Francisco in the 90s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Now ask me a question.

[Mona X Change]

Okay. What is her backstory?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I think that she is a mother, okay. Of several children, but the father has passed away and she's recently come out as lesbian.

[Mona X Change]

I think it's a lesbian story, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, Nicholas, I didn't know we were doing this together.

[Nick]

I've now caught on. I thought you were asking me to just come up with everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the main antagonist of the film? The bad guy?

[Nick]

Okay. Name the fictional name or name an actor who's playing them.

[Mateo Lane]

I think her husband was killed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you, Jacob, for picking up the.

[Mateo Lane]

And she's looking for job justice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, she's looking for.

[Mateo Lane]

Just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, now. Now, Nick, we need you to answer this one without a question.

[Nick]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. What is. Does she get the vengeance she needs? Because. Because you know that she's a mom in the 90s in San Francisco. Her husband was killed and she's a lesbian and she's looking for vengeance. Is she?

[Nick]

I don't think this is an Oscar winning film.

[Mona X Change]

Oh, damn.

[Nick]

This sounds too campy. Now, Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And you're literally the worst. Yes. And what you were doing me earlier, because you're doing what?

[Mona X Change]

Way worse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Way worse than what, Bob, you're such an annoying.

[Nick]

What do you need?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just told you, you're out of the game.

[Nick]

No, what do you need?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Monet and Jacob will do it.

[Nick]

What do you need? And I'll give it to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So who's helping her do this?

[Nick]

Viola Davis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not an actor.

[Nick]

Well, Viola, if Viola's in the movie, it's gonna have Oscar Viola Davis play it. Her best friend.

[Mona X Change]

Give us a little more. Is she a cop? Is she a social worker?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I hate Nick.

[Mona X Change]

I think I hate Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I hate Nick. I think I hate him.

[Nick]

No, it's her childhood best friend. That they've grown up together.

[Mona X Change]

Okay?

[Nick]

And now she's helping her. If Viola's in the movie, it's gonna get Oscar buzz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, now, Monet, what is the scene where people go. That is where Queen Latifah is getting her Oscar.

[Mona X Change]

Okay, so she's.

[Nick]

I know the answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Nick]

She finds out Viola killed her husband.

[Mona X Change]

That's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick and Jacob, what does she say? What's the line that people are quoting for years and years when she discovers that Viola Davis's character has killed her? We can all think of one. When Nick tapped in, he tapped in.

[Mona X Change]

That was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was good. Okay, I'll think. I feel like what's happening is actually. It's a little bit camp, but it's actually really good because they're looking for something. They're looking for like, evidence. And then she either remembers or she sees something.

[Mona X Change]

Some documents, some paper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what it is? You know what it is they're hearing? They've been saying over and over again. Like, the red Converse shoes with the rhinestones. The red Converse shoes with the rhinestones. And she's in Violet Davis closet and she's under everything. She's looking for something, and she sees these red Converse shoes with rhinestones. And then it just zooms in on Queen's face and she goes, you raggedy bitch. I think that is the line.

[Nick]

So in this movie, Viola's doing drag and you still aren't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what are you doing? You want me to say it?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They.

[Mateo Lane]

Shut the fuck up.

[Nick]

Okay, so what's your ending?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not the ending of the film.

[Mona X Change]

It's the ending. Yeah.

[Nick]

Or the climactic moment.

[Mona X Change]

And then so. And then Viola comes into the room. She sees that she's made this.

[Nick]

No, no, not the red shoes. I thought we were all coming up with our own version.

[Mona X Change]

Well, you mean. Wait, what?

[Nick]

So not the Red shoes. How would you. What's your climactic moment of her finding out Viola killed her husband?

[Mona X Change]

Right, Right. They're in this car because they're on a hunch that it's something. So they're in the car together and they're going to the thing. And they're driving. They're speeding down this highway. And then Viola said something out of her mouth. She says, they're talking about Harry. His name was Harry. And she said. She says something to the effect of when Harry. Something that alludes to. She was there in Harry's last moments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, like, she could have not known.

[Mona X Change]

It's possible. She could not know. It's possible. Truth. And then Queen Latifah's like, what? And then they look, and then Queen Latifah is riding the backseat because one of her daughters is in the front seat. So then when she says that, Viola looks in the rearview mirror and Queen Latifah catches her eyes in the rearview mirror. And Viola realizes. She slips up and she tries to kill all of them. She tries to turn the car off the bridge, crash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cirillo, the killer style.

[Mateo Lane]

Yes.

[Mona X Change]

And then Gorilla, the killer. And the car is now going underwater. And now they're trying to get out of the vehicle altogether.

[Nick]

So I think Viola's been helping Queen Latifah the whole movie, try to find the killer, yada, yada, yada, Throw her off the pace. And then all of a sudden, the climactic moment, they're all home Talking about it or something. And one of the kids says something regarding seeing Viola because they kind of were witness to. Right before the father died and seeing something. And the room goes silent. And Queen turns and sees Viola, and Viola turns and looks at the kid and goes, no. And goes, I wish you hadn't done that. It turns black. And the next scene, the kid is tied up and Queen is tied up, and Viola's pacing around and going, it didn't have to come to this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, she's got a bunch of needles.

[Nick]

Shut up. She goes, it didn't have to come to this. And then Queen, she takes the. Whatever she jammed in her mouth and she takes it out and she goes, we could have just blamed this on anyone else. It didn't have to come to this. And Queen goes, you can kill my husband. You've killed our friendship. But what you will never kill is my child. And she breaks free and drops. Kick Viola.

[Mona X Change]

That was the fucking wwe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She hits on the Stone Cold Stunner

[Nick]

and she does the tombstone pile, drives Viola right into the glass coffee table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, we must have done this episode, but we have to because we. We got to keep.

[Mona X Change]

Yeah, because we have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have. We have a guest waiting. Nick. Where can they find you? What's going on? How can people support you?

[Nick]

I have a podcast with Mateo Lane called I never liked you that you can watch on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it coming out, Jacob? Like, how far from. I mean, before the show? 23rd. Oh,

[Mona X Change]

so you just did your shows.

[Nick]

How.

[Mona X Change]

Then the two. Two sold out shows. How do you feel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were they great?

[Nick]

They were great. Okay, but what if something happens? I don't want to say that they were great, and then all of a sudden.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think anyone. No one's gonna be

[Mateo Lane]

to.

[Nick]

Okay, ask me again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're using the clip we use. Thank you for coming on our podcast.

[Nick]

Find me on my socials. Thank you.

[Mona X Change]

Nick Smith.

[Nick]

09. Yeah, the year I was born.

[Mona X Change]

All right, bye, everybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye.

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