Sibling Rivalry: Live in Aspen

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry — Live in Aspen

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Episode: Sibling Rivalry: Live in Aspen
Date: October 17, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

This special live episode was recorded at the Wheeler Opera House during Aspen Gay Ski Week. Bob and Monét bring their signature, quick-witted banter, tackling everything from the realities of airport travel and the peculiarities of Aspen, to personal stories about coming out, high school drama, and the art (and etiquette) of gay hookup apps. The crowd is involved throughout, making for a lively, interactive show packed with hilarious stories and candid moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Origins & Sibling Rivalry Vibes

• Bob and Monét explain the premise of their podcast—funny, chaotic, and sometimes profound discussions about life, drag, queer culture, and everything in between.
  • Monét: “We talk about a myriad of things...we get real deep, we get real stupid, and we just have a good time. It started because Bob moved to Berkeley, and I was still in New York City.” (03:00)
  • Bob describes the different ways audience members might know them—Drag Race, the podcast, or perhaps just buying tickets on a whim.

2. Who’s in the Audience? Playful Interrogation

• Bob and Monét single out specific audience members, playfully guessing their names, backgrounds, and “straightness.” They tease a man named Trevor for being the quintessential white guy in an LL Bean sweater.
  • Bob (to Trevor): “You have like a really white name. Craig, Carl, Steve...What is it? ...Trevor? Oh my God. My ancestors are upset by that name.” (04:42)

3. Travel Pet Peeves, Flight Attendants & the Mile High Club

• Hilarity ensues as Bob and Monét give their takes on flying, being served by straight male flight attendants ("I will never take food, drinks or anything from a straight man flight attendant" —Bob, 03:57), and the impossibility of sex in airplane bathrooms.
  • Monét: “You gotta get creative, girl. Stretch.” (05:45)
  • Bob: “I am 6’2. I am 235 pounds. I cannot even fit in the bathrooms on planes...” (05:31)

4. Aspen & Small Town Vibes

• Both are shocked by Aspen’s tiny population (7,400) and compare it to the number of Drag Race queens.
  • Monét: “In my last apartment building in New York, we had about 6,000. Ok. So I’m like, this is crazy.” (14:18)
  • Bob: “That’s like the cast of All Stars 14. That’s how many people there are.” (14:22)

5. Gay Ski Week & Drag Race Chit-Chat

• Discussion turns to Aspen Gay Ski Week and the perception that queer people take better care of themselves than straights.
  • Bob: “I think categorically queer people take better care of themselves than straight people do. Across the board.” (07:41)

6. Pop Culture Tangents

• They debate if Mila Kunis voices Meg on Family Guy, the hygiene habits of celebrities, and confess to quarantine-era lapses in showering.
  • Bob (on Mila Kunis’ hygiene oddities): “I know who Mila Kunis is...I know who Mila Kunis is...” (08:17)
  • Monét: “At the top of quarantine, I think I went at one point a solid two weeks.” (08:57)

7. Skiing, the X Games, and Black Folk on the Slopes

• Bob and Monét admit they’re first-timers comedically preparing to “commentate” on the X Games, and tease themselves for knowing nothing about the events.
  • Monét: “I’m gonna go in with practically no knowledge and just see where the day takes me.” (17:11)
  • Bob: “Bitch, we are so unqualified to be commentating on this.” (17:57)

8. COVID Travel Memories & Coming Out

• Monét tells a harrowing tale of being on tour in Asia as COVID began to spread, finally returning to a worryingly lax U.S. border.
  • “We get to America, we’re all like, girls, what are we gonna do? ...We got to America, they were like, Welcome home, everyone. ...No testing or nothing. So what I’m saying is, I am patient zero.” —Monét (21:06)
• Both hosts discuss their experiences coming out to their families, with Monét sharing creative ways to hide his drag persona and Bob describing bringing both his partners home to a Southern Baptist family.
  • Monét (on coming out): “I came home from college and I wasn’t out, and then I came home with a bag of wigs ...I would just say it was like opera.” (34:04)
  • Bob: “I took both of my boyfriends home to my Southern Baptist family for the first time. Honestly, it went swimmingly.” (35:22)

9. Audience Q&A via Grindr

• A live demonstration of the Sibling Rivalry Grindr account—answering questions, joking about dick pics, and discussing hookup culture. Bob and Monét explain the differences between gay and straight dating apps.
  • Bob: “You just start sucking dick before you even get your shoes off [on Grindr].” (31:13)
  • Monét: “Tinder is not Grindr. Now, girl. Tinder is Chess.” (30:47)
• Introduction of Sniffies, an ultra-direct website for gay hookups, described as: “It makes Grindr look like Nick Jr.” (32:23)

10. Notable Audience Interactions and Stories

• Funny moments with audience volunteers, especially Brittany from New York, including the differences in neighborhood specificity, and the culture of city name-dropping.
• Monét’s middle school boyfriend apparently being the “head of the Crips in Brooklyn (but he was in seventh grade as well).” (27:20)

11. Cultural References and TV

• Admission of not watching certain popular shows (Euphoria), and jokes about animated films.
  • Bob: “I have not seen Euphoria. ...It’s like horny high school kids doing drugs and fucking. ...I don’t want to watch a bunch of high school kids fucking.” (25:31, 25:41, 25:54)

12. Closing Stories & Family

• Bob shares a story about his partner Jacob attending a Southern family Fourth of July, being hilariously “outed” by a six-year-old cousin.
  • Bob: “My little cousin, she goes, ‘Uh, who that white man looking at us?’” (36:11)

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Memorable Quotes

• Bob (on being Miss Congeniality): “I’m not nice. Like, I’m not a monster. But I mean, I don’t go out of my way. Monet is like very nice.” (03:02)
• Monét (about airline staff): “Cherry airport flight attendant people. I hate them. Especially when you get on a plane ...and she’s handing you those fucking Purell wipes. I’m like, Suzette, relax.” (03:40)
• Bob (about Drag Race): “There are too many Drag Race girls.” (14:22)
• Monét (about questioning Grindr): “For the people who don’t know what Grindr is. Grindr is a virtual watering hole for gay men...or whatever your proclivities are.” (30:38)
• Bob (on coming out): “I took both of my boyfriends home to my Southern Baptist family for the first time. Honestly, it went swimmingly.” (35:22)
• Monét (on hiding drag): “...I would just say it was like opera. So I would come up with like these ...Like, this fucking gown. And my mom was like, what is that? I’m like, oh, it’s this crazy production of Magic Flute...” (34:13)

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Notable Timestamps

• 03:00 – The podcast's origins & sibling dynamic
• 04:42 – Introduction of "Trevor" and playful ribbing on white audience member
• 05:31-06:13 – Flight attendants and mile high club discussion
• 14:18-14:22 – Aspen population compared to Drag Race cast size
• 17:11-17:57 – Comedic cluelessness about commentating the X Games
• 21:06 – Monét’s COVID travel story/net US border
• 27:20 – Monét’s “gang leader” boyfriend in 7th grade
• 31:13-32:23 – Grindr versus straight apps and Sniffies explainer
• 34:04 – Monét's coming out/family story
• 35:22-36:11 – Bob’s family & partner story

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Tone & Energy

The entire episode maintains the hosts’ classic, irreverent energy—fast-paced, raunchy, gossipy, self-deprecating, and deeply queer. Audience interaction is constant, with Bob and Monét bouncing off individual crowd members, riffing on Aspen stereotypes, and sharing personal anecdotes in a way that feels both intimate and hilariously outlandish.

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For New Listeners

This episode is an ideal showcase of Sibling Rivalry’s chemistry and live energy—expect tangents, audience roasting, vulnerable coming-out stories, and lovingly profane humor. Even if you’ve never seen RuPaul’s Drag Race, you’ll find the duo’s insights on queer culture, travel, and family relationships both entertaining and relatable.

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Transcript

[Monet X Change]

Close your eyes.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Exhale.

[Monet X Change]

Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.

[Monet X Change]

And breathe.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Kiana]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Start your free [e-mail]. my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X James.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling Rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

A little costume change. I was gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glued down.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, they're glued down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, I have a quick question before we get started. How many of you here are actually listeners to our podcast? Make some noise. Fierce, fierce, fierce. And how many of you have never heard our podcast? Oh, that leg. Excuse me.

[Monet X Change]

Be decent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your pussy show charged a little extra for that, honey. How many of you know us from Groupon's Drag Race but not our podcast?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, and how many of you brought these tickets on Groupon with no expectations? This bitch right here work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mike, Mike, Mike.

[Monet X Change]

I heard you thought that Bob was me. How dare you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said, still Mike. I said, oh, my God, Mike.

[Monet X Change]

That's what we call in the business of microaggression.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, now, Mike, are you gay or are you Matty Morphosis? Are you gay? Word. I don't have to out you in front of everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine if you outed him in front of his whole family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He didn't have to answer. I didn't say, mike, you're gay. I mean, everyone knows.

[Monet X Change]

No. So Bob and I, like I said before, we have a sibling rivalry. We have the Sibling Rivalry Podcast, and we've been doing it for four years. And we talk about a myriad of things from, like, I mean, we get real deep, we get real stupid, and we just have a good time. We just. It started because Bob moved to Berkeley, California, and I was still in New York City. I had just got on RuPaul's Drag Race season 10 where I didn't win, so don't clap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you did well. You did very well.

[Monet X Change]

I was Miss Congeniality.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you did very well.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't you think you were Miss Congeniality on your season?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not nice. Like, I'm not a monster. But I mean, I don't, I don't go out of my way. Monet is like very nice. Monet is like sometimes like almost overly nice.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, I don't know what's overly nice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't know, it's just like all the people like you, just really friendly, like super friendly.

[Monet X Change]

You say like it's a bad thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, it's sometimes friendly people are annoying and that's just, that's just tea. Sometimes someone's so friendly, I'm like, can you not just don't like go away. You never feel that way. Sometimes someone's friendly, like, can you please, like. Ma', am, it's 6am I'm at the airport. I don't need. Good morning.

[Monet X Change]

I do hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Check my bag. Oh my God.

[Monet X Change]

Cherry Airport flight attendant people. I hate them. Okay? Like, especially when you go to. When you get on a plane and you know, and you. It's like five. We take early flights oftentimes or whatever and it's like six, seven o' clock in the morning and some bitch, she's handing you those fucking Purell wipes and she's like, hi. I'm like, suzette, relax.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you get it. But also, as a general rule, by the way, and I don't care, cancel me. I will never take food, drinks or anything from a straight man flight attendant. I do not. There is something about some straight dude like walking down the aisle being like, you need drinks. I don't know. It's something about my.

[Monet X Change]

That is a weird taste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like the flight attendants. If it should be gay guys or a lady, I just. This feels like they shouldn't be here. Any straight guys here, by the way? Yeah. Feel oppressed. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh. Bitch, look at that fucking LL Bean sweater. Bitch, look at you. You thought you were turning a product. Like, babe, I'm gonna wear the L.L. bean tonight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is white chic. Honey, this is the Vogue cover of straight white man mag. Honey, you have like a really white name. Craig, Carl, Steve, Joe, Jack. What is it?

[Monet X Change]

Trevor. Oh my God. My ancestors are upset by that name. Trevor.

[Kiana]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so white. You should apologize. To us. What do you do for a li. What do you do for a living? Something really white. I work in a trust fund. What do you do? You're a baker.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Have you ever fucked on a plane? Would you ever fuck on a plane

[Bob the Drag Queen]

under literally no circumstances?

[Monet X Change]

I would love to join the. What is it, the Mile High Club. Has anyone here fucked on a plane wor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, I am six foot two. I am 235 pounds. I cannot even fit in the bathrooms on plane, let alone bring a full grown adult in there with me whose legs would go where there is no. Absolutely not.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta get creative, girl. Stretch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, I'm creative and I am not interested in. Also, I am afraid of flight attendants. Flight attendants scare me. I give them the utmost respect. Like, I am more vertified than any industry worker in the world because they have the power. Like when a flight attendant tell you to sit down and shut the fuck, I'm like.

[Monet X Change]

Like these viral videos of bitches getting like, like body slammed on planes. I'm like, bitch, you're about to be on the no fly list for the rest of your life. Your life is going to suck you asshole. Sit down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, fight attendants are really tough. They're like the UFC fighters of the. They are the MMA fighters of the great blue skies, honey. So I do not fuck around. Flight attendant. We had a great flight here. The airport here is teeny weeny.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes, Aspen airport is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say it was great. I said it was teeny weeny. I mean, it's a perfectly adequate airport. What's so great about it?

[Monet X Change]

Because, like, lax, shout out anywhere from LA or Chicago or New York. Places with big airports are annoying. It takes you forever to get through tsa. Like, bitch, in la, you have to leave three hours before your flight because you don't know what you're gonna encounter at the fucking airport. Aspen. I bet I could leave five minutes before boarding time and walk on the plane like, hello. Like, I know I can do that. You know what I mean? Like, you can't do that anywhere else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like, I work here. And they would fucking believe you too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. When we came, we saw. Okay, I don't know if this is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what I was talking to the drink,

[Monet X Change]

The guy with the Reagan bush shirt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, girl, we're in fucking rich white people town. There's gonna be a lot of. Well, I was. There was trumperies in this fucking audience. While you're.

[Monet X Change]

You think so, of course, raise your hand. Don't do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we've made them feel uncomfortable, which is the goal. But, yeah, they're here.

[Monet X Change]

There are a lot of cute guys here, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Aspen Gay Ski Week.

[Monet X Change]

Aspen Gay Ski Week. So are you saying that when it's not Aspen Gay Ski Week, there aren't cute people here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think categorically queer people take better care of themselves than straight people do. Across the board. Motherfuck.

[Monet X Change]

Like, Trevor, do you wash your balls when you shower?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he said shower. The fuck is that? Why would I do that?

[Monet X Change]

There was that whole thing when celebrities were all, like, exposing their. Like, their partners. What's. No, not even their partners. Mila Kunis was saying how she doesn't. Like. She goes, like, weeks without showering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Mila Kunis, the bitch from that 70s show, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know who Mila Kunis is. I know who Mila Kunis is. The wedding after not showering from name

[Monet X Change]

name one movie she was in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't any movies, but she's the sister from A Family Guy. She's Meg.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's not. Yes, she is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's Meg.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's not the sister from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone is saying, yes, she is.

[Monet X Change]

The sister from Family Guy is voiced by Oprah. I'm telling y', all, it's a fact. Oprah is a really good voice actor. She can like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she also the sister from Modern Family, too. Yeah, no, that's someone else.

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

All white people don't sound the same. This is her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that 70s show.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so Mila Kunis doesn't shower, like, a bunch of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, to be fair, at the top of quarantine, I think when we really went on lockdown, I think I went at one point a solid two weeks. And I was like, bitch, I have not left my house in a minute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, absolutely not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will not be shamed.

[Monet X Change]

We're all shaming. Well, Trevor is like, girl, word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trevor's like, yeah. Trevor was like, yeah, brother.

[Monet X Change]

No, brother.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Brother.

[Monet X Change]

Trevor. Oh, my God, you look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you ski or snowboarding? What's your. What's your snow thing?

[Monet X Change]

What's your drug of choice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Snowboarding.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Barry. Shaun White. I know that reference. I have an in with the straights. Watch this. And what's your mph?

[Monet X Change]

What's mph? Oh, miles per hour. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think about skiing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going skiing for the first time tomorrow. We are.

[Monet X Change]

I'm very excited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just to the other Black folks here. Are y' all skiing? Y' all are skiing, girl?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes, honey, these are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you skiing? I snowboarding. You snowboarding?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, now, baby, I know you was tearing it up on the store. You look so fierce. What is your name? I need to know your name, who you are, where you're from. What's your name?

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Brittany.

[Monet X Change]

Brittany. Oh, Brittany. Where you from? New York. Okay, wait. Where in New York City?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't say city.

[Monet X Change]

She said, this is very important. Where in New York. All right, Brittany.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, and a happy 125th street to you. Shut me the up. Shut the hell up. Oh, wow.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you thought she was from some from like bootleg New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When folks say New York, they don't say New York City. They are normal. They're like. Often time they are from upstate. And also when you live in New York City too, based on where you live, especially if you live in Manhattan, they start getting more and more. That's how New York is. They get more and more specific based

[Monet X Change]

on where they live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They live in New York City. They always say New York City. If they live in Manhattan, they like Manhattan. And if they live below, like 59th street, they always give you, like, street. They're like at 6 and 90s in like 54.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, girl, please. You're in a rent controlled apartment with four people in a one bedroom. Fuck you. Okay, that. You're not flexing on nobody with your little. But it kind of is. It is fierce. I wish I could afford it. So we're going skiing for the first time. We're also, we're commentating on the X Games, which we have no fucking experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big jump. Big jump.

[Monet X Change]

Big jump. I'm like, oh, my God, I cannot believe Al made that triple halfpike on the quadruple deucen'. That was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also, I'm afraid to ride the ski lifts.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gondola? Okay, I'll host the show. It's a gondola.

[Monet X Change]

Brittany, get your friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get that white man on a leash. No, I'm afraid so. I saw a video recently in like Wisconsin or something.

[Monet X Change]

It was filmed in like, Czechoslovakia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's here. It's in the United States of America. It's in the United States of America.

[Monet X Change]

Czechoslovakia. Wisconsin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There we go. And it is a. It is so this. This like water pipe burst.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you've seen this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A water pipe burst. And. But then. And at the same time, the gondola stops. The gondola stopped. And then. But there's this one Seat that was

[Monet X Change]

right on the water above the water pipe. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's just like freezing water. And I was like, with my luck, that shit would happen to me. I would be stuck on the fucking gondola with the water getting my, my, my once a month shower me and fucking Vaugh.

[Monet X Change]

If that happened to you, I would be so amused. I would be. I would love every minute. I would TikTok it, I would Instagram, I would reel it. It would be great, great content for the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even. It's cold weather, as when I move York City because I'm from Atlanta, but then I moved to New York City and then like the cold weather there, that was a whole new thing. Adjusting to cold weather is. Listen, I not made for this shit, okay? This is some diaspora displacement shit. I'm doing very well.

[Monet X Change]

Diaspora displacement. Nice verbiage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're really kind of the same thing. It was a little redundant, but anyway,

[Monet X Change]

I'm from Brooklyn, girl. We don't know that much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we. I mean, I'm like adjusting to it because I lived in New York City for 12 years, which is a very, very cold. It's like, it gets very hot. It gets very cold.

[Monet X Change]

It's not like Chicago col, though. Chicago cold is on another level. That shit hits you in your fucking bones, bitch. I hate Chicago cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Aspen cold is also cold. But then the issue is you like, cross the street, but you're wearing like. I don't know what I was thinking. We went to go get fitted for our boots today, but we're literally just like. Everything here is like a five minute walk from.

[Monet X Change]

It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I googled it. Aspen's population is 7,400 people.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

7,004 people. 7,004, baby. The math ain't mathing. Say that again. I don't get it. 7,004 people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So next week we'll do shapes and colors. Yeah, 7,000.

[Monet X Change]

I said 7,004 people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. It is less than 8,000 people. I mean. Yeah, it's wild, which is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

In my last apartment building in New York, we had about 6,000. Okay. So I'm like, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's like the cast of All Stars 14. That's how many fucking people there are. There are too many Drag Race girls.

[Monet X Change]

It's too many.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many of you all actually watch Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

Make some noise. I call it the Drag Race Multiverse. It is too much, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I know. We're kind of off top of whatever. We haven't made top of Dragons.

[Monet X Change]

Drag Race is Marvel. Dragula's DC for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see that. I see that.

[Monet X Change]

Have you all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is totally off topic. I've been thinking about Mark Zuckerberg. I've been thinking about Mark Zuckerberg lately, and, you know, he's starting Meta. The Metaverse.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know what this is? So the Metaverse is. They're building a world that is just completely virtual. Yeah. And you put on the Oculus, which is a virtual reality headset, and then you just live, like, in this world.

[Monet X Change]

It's like the movie. Ready, player one. It's gonna be very. That, girl. We're about to be living it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna go to it?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, absolutely, bitch. Let me tell you something. I'm about to be so snatched in the Metaverse. Okay, bitch. I'mma be fucking sza in the Metaverse, bitch. All right. I'm excited. You can be whoever you want. You can be anybody you want to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but it just. It sounds like something I would get, like, addicted to. And then I would come out. I would see myself in the Metaverse for so long that I'd come out, and I'd be like, what did I. I let my body go? I look like a straight guy. I fucking let myself go.

[Monet X Change]

Trevor, are you excited about the Metaverse? Yeah. Wait, why are you here during Gay Ski week?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you just out your older brother? Oh, my God. Is that one big. No one knows I'm gay.

[Monet X Change]

Is this one big family? Are you guys all just friends and family here in this front row? Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say saves bank. Oh, Chase Bank, J.P. morgan and Associates.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. Well, Sipping Rivalry is looking for some partners, and we'd like to ask you. Are you interested?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, that Mike is Chase. At the end, he's actual Chase.

[Monet X Change]

Jp that's you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His name is Mike Chase.

[Monet X Change]

Jb. Jb. Micah's like, can these motherfuckers leave me alone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm never going to another.

[Monet X Change]

He's never going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm never going to another track show as long as I live.

[Monet X Change]

So cold weather, skiing, the X Games. Well, okay, so the X Games. Winter X Games only happen, does it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only in the winter. What were you about to ask?

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say, does it only have an ass on it or does it move around like the other Olympics? Does it moves?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I thought you were gonna ask if the Wizard.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. So Trevor said to move. You say, ask it only who's right or who's wrong. What's up? Oh, Aspen only. So the Winter X Games are only in Aspen.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Hmm.

[Monet X Change]

We should know that. That's important to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I feel like that's important to know.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna go in with practically no knowledge and just see where the evening, evening, the daytime, the day, day. The daytime takes me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm gonna be like, oh, my God. Every year, hit Aspen. We love the Games, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would that be bobsledding?

[Monet X Change]

Bobs? Oh, my God. Bobsled. Is there a Jamaican team?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not the Olympics, Mon. It's not the Olympics.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I thought it was Monet's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what countries will be represented?

[Monet X Change]

I just want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, X Games is like, they're individual people, but they're not represented by. It's not the. We're not.

[Monet X Change]

We're not at the Olympics. When I. I thought we were at the Winter Olympic Games.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought the Winter Olympics happened every year in Espens.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I was. I was impressed. I'm like, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's like, it's a league, I think. Bitch. We are so unqualified to be commentating on this.

[Monet X Change]

And listen, I swear, I'm really smart. I graduated summa cum laude from college. Okay, I'm really smart. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were someone who comes loudly in college. Wait, so are the athletes, Are they all gay?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Well, that's not what I'm gonna say on the air tomorrow. I say, can you believe all these athletes are gay? All of them?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every single one of them. Today I'm like, welcome to the only all gay Ski Winter Games. Everyone here is gay.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, Bob, for the 45 years we've done this festival, it is so nice to see so many openly queer people here. I just love it. What about you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Big Dick Larry going for the jump again.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now Terry is the biggest bottom in Aspen. Look at him go.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And you know Susie over there? Oh, that white set. Vasina. I don't even know how to pronounce it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, you know, the only way Terry gets so high is cause he does poppers before every jump. We love it here.

[Monet X Change]

It gives air. Okay, that's good.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are any of the athletes here.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, are any athletes that know. Okay, Brittany.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not you. Okay, Brittany said, I skied once. I snowboarded one time. I'm from Harlem. This is not the life that we luxuriate or live here very often.

[Monet X Change]

Is anyone here from out of the country? Anyone here came to this X Games from out of. Oh, where you From London.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

London.

[Monet X Change]

Make some noise for London. I love London. London's a good time. I haven't been to London since upon the replay. I have not been to London in a hundred years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were there, right?

[Monet X Change]

I was there last year. Never mind. London was a good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were Omicron and all about spreading the delta variant.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the tea is so, like. So the coronavirus really hit in America. March 2020, right? And then so before that, myself and four, like, seven other girls. Kim Chi, Plastique, Tiara, Violet, Chachki, Aquaria, Sharon Eagles. That hurt to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you don't know who sharing is, imagine if the KKK was a drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

That's Sharon Eels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, did they make you uncomfortable, Trevor?

[Monet X Change]

So we did this Asian Australia tour. So we're in. We're, like, going all over Australia. This is February. And then, like, February 17th, we hit Asia. So as we hit Asia, bitch, the coronavirus was chasing us around Asia. We stopped in Hong Kong. We left Hong Kong like the 29th. The next day, they shut down all the airports in Hong Kong, Korea, Taiwan, Japan. So the whole time we're all freaking out. We're like, they're not gonna let us back home into America. It's a wrap. We're gonna get to the border, gonna say, bitch, go home. Go back to where you came from, right? So it's the final day of the tour. We're leaving Japan. We get to America, we're all like, girls, what are we gonna do? We're gonna be quarantined, bitch. We got to America, they were like, welcome home, everyone. Welcome. We've missed you, bitch. No testing or nothing. And so what I'm saying is, I am patient zero. I brought it here. You're all fucking welcome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm about seven, eight, bitch. It wasn't chasing around, but you were spreading the coronavirus. But it's like every town I went to completely shut down. And the CORONA cases were rising. We were just missing it by seconds. No, bitch, you were spreading the coronavirus around the world. No, don't say you were doing a show in large theaters and arenas before there was testing or any social distancing protocol in large spaces.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, please stop talking. It's gonna get on Reddit. I'm gonna be canceled again. Please don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you believe that after we left, every place mysteriously shut down?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that wasn't wise. But we didn't know we were doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was a different time.

[Monet X Change]

It was early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you boosted? Of course.

[Monet X Change]

But fully boosted. Oh, I got the booster and the flu on the same day. The flu. Oh, sorry, the flu vaccine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he said, amen.

[Monet X Change]

I got the booster shot and the flu vaccine, bitch. It knock me the. Have you been boosted?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have been boosted.

[Monet X Change]

Flu vaccine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not have. No. I got a flu vaccine. How long did it last? A year, right? Do you have to get it now?

[Monet X Change]

This nigga's lying. Don't listen to that. Ain't got nothing. He like, I got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I got a flu vaccine. I got a flu shot for the first time in my life when I moved to la, but I think it was maybe a year ago, so this year I haven't had a flu shot yet. Yeah, but I actually know someone who has. I'm not kidding with you.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They snuck back to the site with like. With a. I don't know how they did it because they just write on your card. Excuse me, Sorry, a little calm in my throat. They went back and they got Pfizer and Moderna.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then they got boosted for both. So they have two boosters and they have four doses of. I was like, bitch, who are you Thanos? Like, what the.

[Monet X Change]

Collecting all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Max.

[Monet X Change]

All the shots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, one to go. Like, what the fuck is going on?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here, bitch. Do you have superpowers now?

[Monet X Change]

What is that your body's probably going through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got multiple ones. How did you finesse that? They're not trading cards.

[Monet X Change]

Damn, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll trade you a Moderna if you give me a little bit of Johnson and Johnson.

[Monet X Change]

Good for you. Good for you. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal, so. There goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

@mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months, or $180 for a 12 month plan. Required $15 per month equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. C terms.

[Monet X Change]

Are you a skier or a snower? Snowboarder. Snow. Snowboarder. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does anyone hear? Not ski. So what do you do when you come here?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you're. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're one of the 7,004 people. Oh, do you know the baker? Oh, okay, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know the butcher Work? What's his name? Her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Their name.

[Monet X Change]

Their name. Oh, my God. Cancel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The name's canceled. So are you, like, from here? Like, you live or you moved here? From where?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, this is definitely an upgrade. For sure. Oh, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where in Alabama?

[Monet X Change]

There's a beach in Alabama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is a. There. There is technically a beach. Alabama is. Am I.

[Monet X Change]

Am I the only one surprised?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alabama is on the coast.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The southern coast of America.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know what states surround Alabama?

[Monet X Change]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you? I mean, it's not weird if you don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what states around.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let me guess. Let me guess. Mississippi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Florida.

[Monet X Change]

Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Tennessee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Oklahoma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's it.

[Monet X Change]

New York. No, I'm kidding. Imagine those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Puerto Rico. Madagascar.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. They're coming out with a new Madagascar movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

No, they're not. I just wanted to say that I missed. Those are, like, some of my favorite animated movies. That and also how to Train youn Dragon. Love how to Train youn Dragon. So good. Hiccup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot. I did not watch. I'm really behind on TV shows in general. I also did. I have. I have not seen Euphoria.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just seems like it's so good. It's like horny high school kids doing drugs and fucking. And I'm like, I don't want to watch a bunch of high school kids fucking.

[Monet X Change]

They're not high schoolers. Zendaya is fully, like, 25 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know they're not actual high schoolers, but they're playing high schoolers, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, it's all of our high school experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you in Harlem.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, y'.

[Kiana]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, make some noise if your high school experience was similar. Not the same. Similar to something like Euphoria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all were on heroin in high school. I'm not judging.

[Monet X Change]

Not heroin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was judging. Don't they do heroin?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she does a little heroin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like drug addicts.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's kind of wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, like, I was the president of the drama club, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Drama kids are gay as hell, and they have so much fucking drama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say I wasn't gay, but I wasn't doing drugs. I was not addicted. I wasn't going to, like, AA meetings in high school. I didn't have a sponsor. I wasn't. There's, like, a gun scene. I saw, like, a scene with a gun in the.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, do not spoil it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It Was in the trailer. I've never seen the show.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, there was guns. I was like, this is like, who's high school. Whose high school is this?

[Monet X Change]

I guess mine wasn't just like that, but it was, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, tell them what you did in high school. I mean, in middle school.

[Monet X Change]

Do not put my business on. First time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they can listen to the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell them, Monet, you can't. You have to tell them. I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

What did I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want me to tell them? Monet used to leave school in, like, seventh grade on the train and go to the. No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

That was high school. Seventh grade was when me and Ricardo. My high school boyfriend. I mean, my middle school boyfriend, I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause Monet had a boyfriend in middle school who was like the leader of a gang.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? So my boyfriend in seventh grade, his name was Ricardo Salavaria, and he was head of the Crips in Brooklyn, but he was in seventh grade as well. He was ahead of that division of the Crips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet was dating Al Capone in seventh grade.

[Monet X Change]

He was ahead of the division.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was just catching up on all that with Amanda Bynes.

[Monet X Change]

And then in high school, I used to have a little boyfriend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet used to go on the

[Monet X Change]

train in high school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay, let me rephrase that. When Monet was a minor, she used to get on the train and go to this. Like, the glory holes. No, not the glory holes. Yes, you did say he was the glory holes.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I went to see when I didn't, like, participate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you saying.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Just looking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just being like.

[Monet X Change]

I would go to the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were sucking dick.

[Monet X Change]

I would go to the glory hole. I would pick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a spectator sport, but it's a two player game.

[Monet X Change]

It was like that scene from Scary Movie and they started poking shit in my eyes and shit. I said, oh, my God. And I did. I said, this is crazy. I didn't participate. I looked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm not buying that.

[Monet X Change]

Excuse me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is no way. You were there. Just like. Also, aren't they in, like, booths? Like, you go into a booth, right?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, how. You know? Was you up in them in high school, too?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I know what a Gloria hole looks like. I mean, like, do you ever wonder

[Monet X Change]

how glory holes appear? Like, is it like a. You cut them, but is it like a gay angel that just comes and does it at night? Like a tooth fairy, probably? You know what I mean? Like, you go to random bathrooms, you're like, why? How did I go? Who had the time to get a hack? So, like. Like, who did that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a horny gay guy shows up and fucking cuts a hole and then shoves his dick through it.

[Monet X Change]

That is gay men. Gay people will have sex anywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, you went up the stairs and fisted someone cons. And now you're like, who's getting their dick sucked in a hole?

[Monet X Change]

Consensually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No one's glory holes are consensual. I guess you have to accept the dick, I guess. Unless you're just hanging out with your mouth open in front of a hole, and then you're shocked at what pops through it.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine on you, they're like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

imagine that's not how glory holes work for that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Aspen's gonna think I'm a whore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aspen's gonna know you're a whore. So listen, I do wanna say, I don't know how much time we're left. I think we have maybe, like, three minutes.

[Monet X Change]

We have three minutes left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, three minutes?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That happened so quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was gonna say that we have a civic rivalry, Grinder, where we are accepting questions.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we can do some questions, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

now we only have three minutes left.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we got seven minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you. If you. If you. If you take out your phone. Trevor. And go on Grindr. Trevor, we know you have. I saw you. I saw you. If you go on Grindr.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, look at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna submit us your questions. We will be answering them.

[Monet X Change]

I'll grind a friend. Do you think he's here? What was his name again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wanna out our Grinder friend.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you gonna out him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's this really hot guy on Grindr.

[Monet X Change]

What was his name? Hunger Games.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His name was Game Changer.

[Monet X Change]

Game Game Changer. Are you here? Have y' all seen Game Changer? Girl, Bob picked out his phone and he's like, girl, look at this profile. I was like, what? I was. Game Changer, are you here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, just message us. You don't have to out Game Changer. And we all know we're all queer, but, like, there's, like, a hint of shame around Grindr. It's like, you. Also, there's a thing, like, whenever. Use my phone. Oh, wait.

[Monet X Change]

For the people who don't know what Grindr is. Grindr is a virtual watering hole for gay men or whatever. Whatever your proclivities are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there a straight Grindr? Tinder is not Grindr.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, girl, Tinder is Chess. Okay, Tinder is. See, first of all, gay people can turn anything into a hookup app, bitch. I know people who have turned Uber Eats into a hookup app, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

We do. That is so true. Oh, my God. So if you have a question you really want to ask us, open Grindr, if you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you married? Have you ever hooked up on Tinder? Like, for, like, the first time? See, that's not Grindr. Grindr. You walk in, you don't even know their names. You don't even speak to each other. You just start sucking dick before you even get your shoes off.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever had that on Tinder? Then they don't. There is no fucking straight Grinder. We just have one question and a lot of dick pics.

[Monet X Change]

One question, a lot of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, listen, we can rate the dick pics.

[Monet X Change]

Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not y' all sending dick pics.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I'm married. Dirty, dirty bird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, hold on. Our question. Who. Where are you skiing tomorrow? And what are your thoughts on Sniffies?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. We just talked about Sniffies yesterday with our promoter. So there's an app called Sniff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, not an app.

[Monet X Change]

It's not an app because it's a website. It's a website because Apple and Google will not allow it in the App Store. So it's a website called sniffies.com and it's basically like Google Maps. And you put your picture and it shows you exactly, like, by GPS location where the dick is. So if you go on Sniffy's, the dick is just moving around Aspen. It's at the Wheeler. It's at Jerome. It's at the restaurant. It's like that. Sniffies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And Sniffy. Yeah, sniffies is. I've never used sniffies before.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it makes Grinder look like Nick Jr. Like, it is. It look like Nickelodeon. It is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It's called sniffies. You want to get your. Your Sniffy sniff? Go on sniffies.com, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're skiing. We're. We're there. There's. There's Buttermilk.

[Monet X Change]

Buttermilk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There we go. Buttermilk. Snow Mass. And Aspen. Right? And Pilots and X Games. Wait, Pilot.

[Monet X Change]

Highland. Highland. Highland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Highland. We're going to Buttermilk. And this one is.

[Monet X Change]

It just says 29.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just says 29 question mark. Wait, what is our profile picture? Jacob, what's our profile picture? What is it? Oh, it's our logo. Oh, okay. I was thinking. What does that even mean? Someone said, is it your age? Oh, our age is 29. No, I'm not 29.

[Monet X Change]

Bob is not 29. Girls,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a proud 35 years old.

[Monet X Change]

I'm 29.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that? Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I can't look at that. I am taken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a. It's just a picture of someone's humongous penis.

[Monet X Change]

That is insane. Can we see?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it feels like we would need a group consensus of consent. But what's the question? There was no question. It just says, I hope you all have fun. There aren't too many uppity gays, even though it's Aspen work. I'm just reading. Yeah. At the moment.

[Monet X Change]

I think one more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One more.

[Monet X Change]

Last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did Monet come out to her family? Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So on season 10 and RuPaul's Drag Race. So what my story was was, like, my family knew I did drag and stuff, but I was always like. For example, I came home from college and I wasn't out, and then I came home with a bag of wigs. And then gradually, I'll, like, bring stuff home. Because I was an opera singer. I went to school for opera performance. I sang professionally for two, three years. Thank you. And then, so every time I bring a piece home, I would just say it was like opera. So I would come up with, like, these. Like this. Like, this fucking gown. And my mom was like, what is that? I'm like, oh, is this crazy production of Magic Flute? We're, like, wearing, like, gowns or something. Girl, it's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The Marriage of Fagaro.

[Monet X Change]

I bring up a wig, I'm like, yeah, girl. Cozy. Fag. It's crazy, Mom. Okay, we're wearing wigs this time, so it'd be stuff like that. And then when. And right before the show aired, we had a conversation about it, but I had already filmed the show. So what you guys saw on tv, but everyone is aware, and they love it. They have, like, when I was on All Stars, they had, like, family group chats about me watching the show, and they'll be like, ugh, I hate Trinity. I'm like, girl, me too. And, like, so it would be stuff like that. So they all love it. And everything is all copacetic. Is it copacetic or copacethetic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Copacetic.

[Monet X Change]

Copacetic. So nothing that I said Work. Okay, great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have family in St. Lucia, and you almost said Jamaica did, but I didn't. Okay, you have family in St. Lucia and in Brooklyn.

[Monet X Change]

In Brooklyn, yeah. My mom lives in St. Lucia. My mom and my dad lives in St. Lucia. And all my Aunts and cousins, stuff all live in Brooklyn and Delaware and stuff like that. Yeah. Does your family know? Are you out to your family?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am out to my family. They all know that. But also, I have. This will be the last thing because we're running out of time. I have two partners, so I took both of my boyfriends home to my Southern Baptist family for the first time. Honestly, it went swimmingly. Well, I think one of my favorite moments when I took Jacob. Jake, can you please come out so they can see you?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my partner. This is Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, wanna say hi to Jacob? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'd have to stay if you don't want to, but this is my beautiful, beautiful partner, Jacob. Look how adorable he is. Now get out.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, Jacob, you're breaking COVID protocol. Put the mask on, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, you can get out of here.

[Monet X Change]

You can get out of here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Jacob, I mean, I just want to say.

[Monet X Change]

You want to hang?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just going to tell a story about you. There we go. I'd like to give you the episode. We were hanging out. We were shooting fire. It was the Fourth of July. We're in Corinth.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, I love this story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In Corinth, Mississippi, shooting firecrackers. And my family, we are country, so we're not, like, doing, like, proper. We just. You have them. You throw them. You have a ball of rock, you throw it, then it shoots in the air. It's the whole thing, right? So Jacob is very skittish. Jacob is, like, just a very nervous, skittish person. So Jacob is hiding behind a car watching us throw fireworks. And then my little cousin, who I think is, like, six years old, she's just, like, playing fireworks. She goes, uh, who that white man looking at? Who that white man looking at us? Jake is, like, wearing a hoodie in July, like, and.

[Monet X Change]

And what Bob's not telling you also had his phone, and he called 911, but that's neither here or there. I'm kidding you, dude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you all so much for your time. I hope you had an amazing time today. A big, big thank you to the Wheeler for having us here today. The Wheeler is absolutely amazing. Thank you for having our show.

[Monet X Change]

And also shout out to Aspen Gay, Gay Snowmass. Aspen Snowmass and Aspen Gay Ski Week for allowing us to come here and perform and laugh and kiki with y' all for a little bit. It was really, really good time.

[Audience Member / Brittany]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And again, a shout out to my best friend in the world, Ms. Monae.

[Monet X Change]

Exchange and my best friend in the world, Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, you have a lovely night.

[Monet X Change]

Bye, everyone.