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Monae
hello, siblings. It's ya girl. Monae here. Listen.
Monet
Pride season.
Monae
Summer is upon us, baby. And there's a lot going on. But I wanted to update you guys about some stand updates I have coming up this summer. June 16th, we're going to be in Las Vegas.
Monet
Viva Las Vegas.
Monae
I'm going to be headlining at 24 in Oxford on June 16, 9pm show. It's going to be Fab the Five. The following weekend I'm gonna be in Madison, Wisconsin at Comedy on state for a whole weekend of shows, y', all, baby. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, we telling jokes on jokes on jokes on jokes. Laughter on laughter on laughter on laughter.
Monet
Kikis on kikis on kikis.
Monae
It's gonna be very cute. And then on July 2nd, 4th of July weekend, I am headlining at the town hall in provincetown. That is 4th of July weekend in P Town. I'm gonna be at town hall. So baby, that's a lot of monat this summer. That's a lot of comedy and I hope to see you all there. Dr. Trishell, you coming? What about you, Rebecca? Okay, tickets will be@monetexchange.com.
Bob
Another season of RuPaul's Drag Race all Stars is among us.
Monet
Not among us. Do you remember Pandemic? People were obsessed with among us. I did not find it to be that great.
Bob
I tried it and it wasn't really fun unless you were the perpetrator. What was it called? Another party. What's it called, baby?
Monet
The Slytherin.
Bob
The spy. What's it called?
Jacob
The imposter.
Monet
Imposter.
Bob
Imposter. And one time me and Jacob did cheat in one game and then someone got mad at us.
Monet
Well, how do y' all cheat? Like y' all knew each other were the imposter.
Bob
We got the same game and then we cheated in one and the guy was like, not cool. And we were like, you know what, you're right, it wasn't cool. And we never did it again.
Monet
Oh, my God, Y' all are such a little rule followers. Bob, this is not like you. I cannot believe it.
Jacob
So what happened is we were both. We were both non imposters, both innocent, and I died. And Bob was like, oh, it was Red, because I'm in the same room as Blue.
Monet
And he just killed him.
Jacob
And everybody voted Red out. And they were like, you got the imposter.
Bob
Actually, I straight up was like, yeah, I know for a fact that it's not because I'm sitting next to Blue. So Red is lying.
Monet
He was like, not cool, Bob.
Bob
I mean, basically, he was like, not cool, bro. Not cool, Bob.
Monet
All Stars Season 8. I have a question. When they first started doing All Stars, were you like, oh, this is gonna go on forever. Did you think we'll get up to like an 8?
Bob
I just thought it'd be every 4. I thought they were gonna stick to the every 4 years format and low key. I think they probably should at least wait a year in between. I think that All Stars 7 is going to be very, very hard to follow up. All Stars 7 was just a phenomenal. I think it was genuinely one of the best seasons of Drag Race ever. The costumes, there wasn't a lot of drama. Drama. But it was just a really good season. And I've never seen Paramount Viacom promote a season the way they promoted.
Monet
They really did. Our rollout for All Stars 7, it was honestly top tier. We did the Saks window thing. We did the Vogue thing. They had us in. They had us do the 92nd Street Y. Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. The 92nd Street Y thing, which is a. Which the View, which is a big thing in New York City. Like people who do 92nd Street Y, it's like a big thing in the city. So they really did give us a great rollout. I'm so grateful. It was fabulous.
Bob
Yeah. I mean, it was. It was wild. Did you have to do Queen Latifah? Did I make that up?
Jacob
No.
Monet
Queen Latifah don't have a show no more. Kelly Clarkson.
Bob
Kelly. Kelly Clarkson. The View. There was some other show.
Monet
There was another show. I don't remember, though. There was another one. You're right. I don't remember.
Bob
Especially all in chunks. Like, some of y' all did some. Some of y' all did the others, right?
Monet
No, we all did everything. The only that some of us did that the others didn't was Kelly Clarkson. But it only did it. Cause it was for local people who were in la. You know what I mean, that's why it made sense with myself, Ra', Jah, Yvie, and Shay. Cause Shay happened to be in LA at the time.
Bob
Evie, you say ev.
Monet
Ev like you lgbtq. Lbgt.
Bob
Because I say lbgt. What do I say normally? Lgbt.
Monet
Yeah, lgbt.
Bob
What is it supposed to be?
Monet
Lgbt. But you. Sometimes you say L, but sometimes you say lbgt.
Bob
No, I say lbg. I say lg. TB is what I said.
Monet
Lgtv. Yeah, lgtv.
Bob
Um, so. So my. My. My. My initial thoughts are like, am I really jazzed about this season? I think I want to get more excited about it, and I think that some of these queens are very exciting to me. I just know what we got from All Stars 7 was just so thrilling. But there are some of these queens that I am genuinely so excited to see back on my television.
Monet
I agree. I agree. Should we.
Bob
Before we get started, are there any queens you really want to see up
Monet
on your TV in this cast or just in general?
Bob
Just in general. Like, for me, I'll go first. I really. For personal, selfish reasons, I want. I want Layla McQueen back on my TV screen.
Monet
I would love to see in a competition setting.
Bob
She's so good. She's such a good queen.
Monet
Yeah, I would love.
Jacob
All right, we're putting together all stars nine, so we need 12 girls for the all stars nine.
Bob
Okay, 12 girls. We each get six. My first choice is Layla McQueen.
Shannon Maldonado
Ooh.
Monet
My first choice is gonna be.
Jacob
And I guess you could do repeat girls, because that's what they're doing now.
Bob
Repeat.
Monet
Yeah, but no one can.
Bob
No one can get a fourth repeat. We can. You can do. It can be their third time or the second time, but no fourth time.
Monet
I, I, I. I have to. Look, I just can't even think off the top of my head. This is too hard. I mean, I would take Kimchi back. I would take Kimchi back for sure.
Bob
Oh, you took my next answer, you little dirty bird.
Monet
Kimchi.
Bob
Are we allowed to pick any winners or no?
Monet
I mean, we can. Sure. I guess there's room for everybody.
Bob
Okay. I want Violet Chachki back.
Monet
Oh, my God. I was gonna say I would take Alyssa Edwards back for sure.
Bob
I want Gottmik.
Monet
Gottmik I would take. Honestly. She slaps Gia gun. Load the gun.
Bob
I want. I want Jaiden Dior fierce.
Monet
Jaden Dior fierce. Okay, Jaden Dior fierce. I see that. I get three more.
Bob
I have two more. You have three more?
Monet
Yeah. My God, there's so many girls. Oh, I want Irene. I want Irene Back on my tv.
Bob
I want Max Melanifee.
Monet
Max. Ooh, that's good.
Monae
That's good.
Monet
That's good. I would say. I want.
Jacob
Someone needs to say reprimand.
Bob
I mean, I would.
Monet
I mean, she'll be. I do want Peppermint back, but I just feel like Peppermint would even. I don't feel like Peppermint even wants to do Drag Race ever again. I just feel like it's just.
Bob
We're not picking up based on who wants to do it. We're just picking on who we want to see.
Monet
Yeah. I would say Raven, you're not choosing Peppermint. I'll say, Raven, you're not choosing Peppermint. No, Raven.
Bob
Oh, then I'm choosing Peppermint. Yeah.
Monet
Jacob, you're so silly.
Bob
I'm choosing Peppermint.
Monae
Yeah.
Monet
And from.
Bob
That's our cast.
Monet
So I get one more?
Bob
Yeah, you get one more. Yeah.
Monet
I say I want Acid Betty.
Bob
Ooh.
Monet
Shout out to vivacious mother is not arriving.
Bob
But. And who's going to win that season?
Jacob
Layla, Kim, Violet, Chachki, Alyssa, Mick Giagun, Jane Dior Fierce. Irene, Max, Raven, Peppermint, Acid Betty.
Monet
That's such a cast, bitch. That is a great cast.
Bob
That's a great season. And I think that. I think the top two are going to be Peppermint and Raven.
Monet
Really?
Bob
I think Pep's going to outperform Raven.
Monet
Say. Say the lineup one more time, Jacob.
Jacob
Layla, McQueen, Kimberly, Chee, Viola, Chachki, Alyssa Edwards, Gottmik, Gia Gunn, Jane Dior, Fierce. Irene Dubois, Max, Raven, Peppermint, Acid.
Bob
Did you go far from the mic or is that just me?
Jacob
I was far from the mic and talking quietly.
Bob
Jacob really said damn double homicide.
Monet
I say top three are Irene, Raven, Peppermint.
Bob
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, baby.
Monet
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bob
Say that first name again.
Monet
I said Irene, Raven, and Peppermint. Top three.
Bob
Top three. You think that Irene is going to get top three over Violet Chachki?
Monet
I think Irene is.
Bob
You think Irene's only top three over Gottmik?
Monet
I said what I said, Monet.
Bob
Let's start looking at these motherfuckers now. We know we can't trust any of your goddamn opinions. This is.
Monet
This is ridiculous.
Bob
Your Irene standing is out of control. You are an Irene apologist at this point.
Monet
Oh, my God. Apologies.
Bob
You were ready to cape. You were ready to end our friendship over this water routine.
Monet
You bitch.
Bob
Bob, listen.
Monet
Bob literally refuses to drink water now. Bob will not. Is not trying a glass of water.
Bob
This has got Skittles in it.
Monet
Well, let's start with the look. So the theme for their. For their. For their promo is, like, old Hollywood glam, right?
Bob
I don't know if it's old Hollywood. I think it's current Hollywood. I think it's, like, right now. Red carpet. Red carpet Hollywood premiere.
Monet
Red carpet Hollywood premiere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And first we have Ms. Naysha Lopez. And this season eight.
Bob
This is for my season.
Monet
Yes. And she looks. I mean, but Naysha is stunning. This promo look is beautiful. The wet hair, finger wave hair, and this red gap and the shoes. I mean, she looks stunningly beautiful.
Bob
When you talk about Naysha being stunning, I just have to just out loud say that it is important to know that Naysha is stunning both in and out of drag. Girl, Naysha is hot. Hot both ways. Naysha is absolutely stunning. When we first did our promo tour, I always take videos of her when she'd be in her gowns and play Glamorous by Fergie over the top, because I just could not get over how gorgeous she always looked. I love this promo look. I'm not crazy about her interest look. I mean, it's pretty chill.
Monet
Why jail?
Bob
Because it's a crime to serve this much beauty.
Monet
Oh, her interest line. Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Bob
But, yeah, her promo look is amazing. And she's. I think she is. I think she's the first Miss Continental to compete on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Monet
They didn't. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Bob
Yeah. So we've had three Continentals compete. Naysha Lopez, Brooklyn Heights and Drag Race America. And Sasha Kobe. And of course, Sasha Kobe.
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Yeah.
Monet
Because Vanessa Van Cartier won and she. Vanessa Van Carardia is what. Is what International season.
Bob
I'm not sure.
Jacob
She's, I believe, Holland Holland.
Monet
Yeah.
Jacob
Let me Google.
Monet
Yeah, she's on International Miss Continental girl. Yeah. I think Naysha looks great. I think Naysha. I mean, Naysha, a lot of us, if you. Obviously from season eight, but a lot of people also know Naysha from the Roscoe's viewing party. She's one of the permanent hosts there. And, you know, she moved to LA and she commutes every weekend. Bob.
Bob
Girl, I gagged when I found out. Every weekend. But, I mean, again, we fly.
Monet
We do gigs every day. Right. Like, so that makes sense. But it's just the commuting with. But I guess it's not that different from a regular gig.
Bob
I gagged.
Monet
I did, too. I was like, bitch, you Better work
Bob
because it's a local gig, but I mean, I guess not really, because all the people who come to it are.
Monet
Yeah. They're all international. I mean, they're all.
Bob
And she's from Chicago. Yeah.
Monet
And she's from Chicago. Yeah.
Bob
Yeah.
Monet
Let's go to Ms. Heidi in closet. This promo look, this give. It's like a. A play on some Dick Tracy kind of fantasy. I like this promo look.
Bob
I like. I don't necessarily love how pointy the hips are.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
Like, I don't know why that. I don't know why that bothers me. Everything else about the look, I love. I love the hat. She loves a fedora.
Monet
Does she?
Bob
She wore a fedora to the roast, remember?
Monet
Oh, yeah, she did. She did. She did.
Monae
Yeah.
Monet
I don't like the shoes that much. I'm not crazy about the shoes. Like, they're fine. I'm not crazy about them, though. I have those shoes, and I don't wear them.
Bob
If you're not crazy about them, why you got them?
Monet
I don't wear them.
Bob
Yeah. Then I don't know the shoes. But I do. But I do love everything about this outfit except those pointy hips.
Monae
Yeah.
Bob
And I love. I think her interest look is really good. I think it's a. I think it's a huge glow up. I do wish that. That with Naysha and Heidi, the interest looks were at least a little referential to their first interest looks.
Monet
Oh, like you wanted them to reference their first entrance looks in their new reference.
Bob
At least a little. At least a little. Because Heidi was wearing that pink tiger print.
Monet
Wow. You have a good memory. I do not remember. You have a great memory.
Bob
And Naysha was wearing a black raven or a black feather top. Like raven feathers or like some sort of. In a white skirt. Like a really, like, wavy white skirt.
Monet
I mean, people don't typically reference their original looks. No one in All Stars 7 did that.
Bob
I don't know if that's true.
Monet
None of us did. Or Ra' Jah kind of did with the eye, but it was that completely.
Bob
Yeah, ra' Jah did.
Monet
Yeah, ra' Jah did. Yeah.
Bob
Yeah.
Monet
Oh, my God. You're so. I will say. Oh. So I was on the Internet the other day.
Bob
Wait, what do you think about her interest look?
Monet
I think anxious look is good. I think it's very strong. I love how she has. She's referencing herself, obviously, with the gap in the purse and have that covering her face. I think she looks great. Her makeup looks great here too. What I was Going to say is I stumbled on that. Clip is going and making its rounds again of Nicki Minaj showing a hide, and she's like, I hate, hate, hate, hate.
Bob
I hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup.
Monet
Which I was like. I was watching that. I was like, that must have felt so incredibly crushing.
Bob
Like, I would.
Shannon Maldonado
How.
Bob
How would.
Monet
How do you recover from that? Because Nicki Minaj is a bit. Is an idol for a lot of people. I'm sure. I'm sure Heidi loves Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj sitting up there being like, I hate your hair and makeup.
Bob
No, no, no. I hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup. And I guess the answer is you fix, fix, fix your hair and makeup.
Monet
All right, Jacob, we get it.
Bob
Yeah, yeah. Jinx reference, too. Mary, were you even on the season?
Monet
Y' all in cahoots.
Bob
You don't pay attention to anyone around you. This is what it's like to do a podcast. You don't pay attention to anyone around you.
Monet
But she. The makeup is fixed. She looks great. This. Her makeup looks beautiful. I love how she put the glitter right under the cut crease. That's really pretty. I love that. She looks great.
Bob
I like the line. And I like the line. What's gappenin'?
Monet
What's gappin'? That's a good line.
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Bob
Let's move on to a New York City queen from season nine. Let me just say right now, Alexis Michelle is a stunning queen.
Monet
Beautiful.
Bob
Like, she knows how to look the fuck good.
Monet
This hair is so pretty. She. Her promo look. She the queen of her season nine promo look was the best one that season. And this is stunning as well.
Bob
Yeah. She looks so good. This is a beautiful look.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
And I like her interests look, too. She looks. There she goes. I know my way around here, which I don't get the interest line. But, baby, she looks.
Monet
I mean, you don't get it. Like, she. Like, she's. I've been in before. Like, I know my way around the Roku room.
Bob
Well, everyone. Everyone's been there before. It's all stars.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet
I love her. Her hair, makeup and this promo look. It's so beautiful. And doing the. The Alyssa Edwards, the. The Rico o'.
Monae
Hara.
Bob
What's the Ricohara?
Monet
They point to where they're going. Eureka did at the end of every word of season 10, Eureka would go.
Jacob
So this could be wrong. This is just a quick Google search. In the Andrew Lloyd Webber song as if We Never said Goodbye from the musical Sunset Boulevard. I know My Way around here is one of the lyrics and I'm not sure if that's what she's specifically referencing, but it's not given her thing. It's in the realm of possibility.
Bob
She does love theater.
Monet
She does love theater.
Jacob
The first lyrics of the song are, don't know why I'm frightened. I know my way around here.
Bob
That does make sense. I will say I've known Alexis Michelle for a while. We've been doing drag together for. We probably started. I may have started a year or two before her maybe, but I've seen her around for a while. She's been stunning for a long time. She is always been a very, very put together queen. She comes up with some really clever numbers. She's one of the queens who has won the lit queen competition.
Monae
She won.
Bob
She actually won the very first liquing competition. Do you remember that?
Monet
I remember that. Alexis Michelle and I, we would. I, I. When I had my first gig at Pieces Bar on Monday nights, I played cards against humanity and she was a bartender and I did that gig and bitch, it would be Alexis, myself. Alfredo is security and three people just sitting there. That was a wild time for like a year, girl. Sometimes she do it in drag, sometimes not. Send it on and off. Yeah, yeah.
Bob
Alexa Jell, stunning. Good for her girl. Good for her. Let's go on to Jessica Wild Honey.
Monet
Jessica wilde from season two of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob
One of her favorite.
Monet
One of her famous lines or one of her taglines from that season was,
Monae
I love that drink.
Bob
I love this drink.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
And of course, what was the other one?
Monet
I don't remember.
Bob
Yeah, I can't remember, but yeah, I love this drink. Was a great.
Monet
This promo look.
Bob
This look is good. I don't know that I'm like, particularly blown away, but she does look good. Her promo look.
Monet
Yeah, I think her promo look is good. It's not my favorite or something. A silhouette that I would go for in terms of, like, when people do the gown with the belted cape skirt. It's not my favorite thing or something I would choose to wear. But I do think she does look good. I love. I love this hair.
Bob
You mean, like. You mean, like. Like a. Like a peplum skirt or a peplum cake?
Monet
Yeah, and they always have. They have it attached to the waist by some kind of belt or some kind of holster or something. Yeah, yeah.
Jacob
So she was actually on the fence about using it or not and maybe just going with the dress without. But she decided she wanted to include. For the drama of the photo shoot.
Bob
Yeah.
Monet
Which makes sense. It is giving drama, and someone, like, picked it up, or she fluffed it up really quick, and they got this action shot of it moving, which it looks nice. And I think that it gives more drama than having just a simple gown. I like it, but it's just not something that I like to go for.
Bob
I heard that she pads her calves. No, I heard that when she does full drag, she pads her hips and her breasts, and she puts calf pads
Monet
on her head, shoulders, knees, and toes. People used to say that about RuPaul. People used to say that RuPaul used to pad his calves. Do you remember hearing this rumor?
Bob
No, but I think it's sickening and fierce if she does.
Monet
That seems like so much work.
Bob
Bitch.
Monet
Even getting your pads in here is a lot. Imagine having to force the fabric all the way down to your fucking calves. That sounds, like, exhausting.
Bob
But it's just like a little insert.
Monet
Yeah, I guess.
Bob
I think you put it in before you pull them up too high.
Jacob
Right.
Monet
That makes sense.
Bob
Yeah.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
And her look in the room. You know, I'm not going to lie. It's a little busy for me, I think.
Monet
I think it's some type of reading online. I think it's a reference. It's a culture reference that I'm. That I'm not sure I get. But this. This halo, this, like, door knocker thing on her forehead. Do you see this?
Bob
I do.
Monet
I don't know whether it's supposed to. Maybe it's a culture thing I'm missing out on as well.
Bob
I do not know that this is a cultural reference. I'm not aware of the reference that this references.
Monet
I saw a tweet about it, and
Bob
her line says, always go for the gold.
Monae
Yeah.
Bob
Up next, we have Monica Beverly Hills from RuPaul's Drag Race season five. Yeah.
Monet
Five. Yeah.
Bob
And her boobs are disco balls.
Monet
Yeah, I think so.
Bob
I'm not crazy about this look.
Monet
Yeah, I'm not crazy about it either. It's not my favorite look.
Bob
And I think her shoulders look really pointy.
Monet
Yeah, right.
Bob
Like, really pointy. Right?
Monet
Yeah. And I don't understand. It's supposed to be like red carpet and disco ball and the chains and the thing. I think because it looks like a. It looks like a disco ball bodice. Cause the panties are disco ball as well. And the midsection is a disco ball. Like a.
Bob
So it's a disco ball leotard with, like a dress over it.
Monet
Yeah. Like a velvet red dress on top of it. Yeah. I don't like this promo look.
Monae
Yeah.
Bob
I'm not crazy about it. I wish her hair was, like, bigger. Maybe if the ponytail was right on top.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
And it kind of had, like, a little more hair coming out of it.
Monet
But I do like this workroom look. Cause obviously it's a reference to Troop Beverly Hills, like Girl Scouts. That thing is entrance look is very cute.
Monae
And I think she looks.
Bob
I agree.
Monet
She looks very. I love her.
Bob
Angel's look is really great. I love the hat. I love the hair. I love. This is a great look. I love this look. I love the socks. Drag is what I do. Monica is who I am.
Monet
Ooh, let them know, diva.
Bob
That's a reference to her quote when she. At the finale, she came out as trans on. On her season. At the finale, she said, drag is what I do. Trans is. Is who I am.
Monet
Oh, work. I don't remember that.
Bob
Yeah. Honestly, my memory really is a steel trap in these streets.
Monet
Which is so weird because sometimes your memory is horrible. I'd be like, Bobby Moody seemed like Monet. No,
Bob
like what? I can't. Is Monet blurry or is my eyes fucked? Oh, it's my. It's my connection.
Monet
No, bitch, your camera's close to character. Bitch. I can see your future. What is this camera you're using?
Bob
I can see what you're doing tomorrow. This is the camera I always use. I just have a different lens on it.
Monet
Oh, the lens is lensing. She got money. Madonna said, baby, upgrade. Let me upgrade. You let me upgrade.
Bob
You taught me how to use it today.
Monet
She what?
Bob
I've had this lens the whole time, but Mitch taught me how to use it.
Monet
Today I saw Madonna tagged y' all all in an Instagram story, and you still. You shared it to your Instagram, but you didn't thank me for giving me the opportunity for being with Madonna still.
Bob
Let's move on to our next person.
Monet
We'll hold out on that. It's going to happen. Lala re this promo look. She looks stunning.
Bob
Yeah, I Agree. I love this look. I love this promo.
Monet
I love that. This nude illusion for the, for the, for the, for the bodice and having like this, this drapey, drapey hip situation. And this hit the hair, her face, she looks really good.
Bob
I don't love the hair.
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What?
Bob
That's where you and I part ways.
Monet
Oh, I love the hair. I think it looks really cool.
Bob
Maybe I'm just. I don't know, maybe I'm just not. I just wish it was bigger. Like I just big, you know, bigger and you know, I'm not someone who always thinks that everything in drag needs to be massive. You know, I'm not that girl because I wear small drag sometimes. But this hair just. I don't know if it was bigger. Are they supposed to be horns?
Monet
I think it's maybe not necessarily horns, but they're fashion, you know, it's giving horns. Yes, but I don't know if they're supposed to be. I don't think she's. What's her name? Malaysia? Baby Doll Fox. I don't think she's like horns or ears, whatever the hell those are.
Bob
Ears. Don't you ever disrespect my lady beetle. I think what it is is that. I think that her face is wider than the hair.
Monet
No, the hair is wider than her face.
Bob
Or they're very close.
Monet
Yeah, I think it looks cool. You know me, I like a short wig under something on my head though. I think it looks cool.
Bob
I like short wigs too. It's just this one. Something about this one I don't love. You know what I mean? But this gown is stundra.
Monet
Very beautiful.
Bob
Nah, I love this gown.
Monet
Very beautiful. And this entrance look though, baby.
Bob
No, I don't know what's going on here, baby. I do not understand what is on her eyes. What? First of all, her eyes look like they are next door neighbors, girl. Like her eyes are so closed, girl.
Jacob
What?
Monet
I don't understand what she's supposed to be. And the hair, the hair is wild. I don't know what. And it's like Aaliyah, the skirt with garters. But the garters look. This is not.
Bob
Does the garter connect all the way around? It looks like the garter goes all. All the way around.
Monet
Yeah. Lala girl, not the entrance look. And if someone. You know what, as someone who had a very basic entrance look for All Stars 4 and I don't want to waste the money on it, obviously I changed my tune in All Stars 7 and I really went ham on the interest look. But, yeah, this is.
Bob
But this isn't basic. That's the thing about this. This isn't basic. It's just not great. Great. What was your All Stars look for?
Monet
Damn.
Bob
I was like.
Monet
Wait, hold on. I was like. As someone who didn't go ham on my, on my end, All Stars 4 Bob was like, well, that was basic. This isn't basic.
Bob
No, I didn't say that. I said. I said this isn't basic. I don't think her outfit is basic.
Monet
No, he's talking about mine. He's talking about my. I, I never use the word basic to describe my All Star sport interest look. You use that word, not me.
Bob
Anyway, so for the first time, you walked in. In the jumpsuit and you pulled it off. You had, like, a leotard version. Two, you wore the black leotard. And for the. And the third time, you were flannel. Oh. You were wearing the tartan with the shorts. Got it.
Monet
Okay. They were not doilies.
Bob
I didn't like that part. That's the one part I didn't like. It looked like tissue paper.
Monet
Nigga, you look like tissue paper.
Bob
Let's go on to the next person. It is Kahana Montre. Wait, did she draw through Montrese?
Monet
I think she's just Kahanna now. Ooh, shots fired.
Bob
Wait, is there. Okay, let's not.
Monet
No. They both work at Vegas together. I don't think so. But this. Angela. Okay, first of all.
Jacob
Okay, no, her Instagram is to Kahana Montrese.
Monet
Okay, I follow Kahana Montrese. I, I, I, I, I find her to be very sexy. And Kahana has. She has, over the past couple years, has really gotten herself together in different.
Bob
She said All Stars lips. I'm doing All Stars lips, All Stars hips, All Stars booty, All Stars chin, All Stars nose.
Monet
But she looks so good, though. She looks so beautiful. She looks so good.
Bob
Look at her. Look at her in this promo. She looks like sex.
Monet
Like, she looks so hot.
Bob
Yeah, she looks very, very good. Her. She looks phenomenal. I love this hair. I love this outfit. I mean, it really. It really is less about the outfit, and it's more about the body. And to be honest, I'm not really paying attention to this, to this outfit at all.
Monet
Yeah, this is the body for sure. The body is definitely. She's definitely highlighting her body in here. She's not highlighting anything else. This hair, though, is a little messy.
Bob
Okay, I like the hair. Maybe I need to look closer at it. Hold on.
Monet
It's Also a little crystal waves, and maybe it's just a little. I don't know.
Bob
Okay. She's one of the folks with a poem. Your ringleader has arrived. Paradise. And the clowns parody the clowns. Oh, they're already here. Which is a line from sending the clowns. Oh, wait, they're already here.
Monet
This is a great entrance look, though.
Bob
Why she's dropping Vegas. But you don't like this. No, I don't.
Monet
I like it. I think she. I like it.
Bob
I feel like it's missing some details.
Monet
I think maybe. I think you like it because the feathers are all one color, so it feels a little flat. If the feathers had a little more dimension to it, it'll make it feel more dynamic.
Bob
Yeah. Maybe the feathers were ombre out.
Monet
Yeah. I had, like, some. Some. Some darker red ones in there, and maybe that would have made it feel, like, more vibrant.
Bob
Yeah.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
I was in her music video.
Monet
You were in a music video? I remember this.
Bob
I remember. I was her. I was. I was the basketball coach.
Monet
Yeah. Kahana Montreuz.
Bob
Let's go on to see right now that Kandy Muse is consistently eating up the promos.
Jacob
Kandy Muse and Diego Montoya looks absolutely amazing.
Monet
Yeah, this is a great look. This is a great, great, great promo look.
Bob
Top two. This. This is. This is made by. This is Diego Montoya.
Jacob
Both of her.
Bob
This is top Diego.
Monet
Oh, yeah.
Bob
Her.
Monet
Her all Stars. I mean, her season 13 promo look was Diego as well.
Bob
Yeah. Top two.
Monet
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Yeah, she looks really good.
Bob
This is. She's a very good drag queen. Yeah.
Monet
Kenny looks delicious. I love this color. The color is beautiful. Candy's face is always serving. Having these. These mesh gloves, too. Just really a nice little classy accent to it.
Bob
Having.
Monet
I love having a little tiny tennis bracelet on top of a glove. I just. I personally like that, and I like these little. She looks. She looks beautiful. She looks great.
Bob
To be honest, she looks like the winner of the season.
Monet
Yeah, I would. I. I would. I would say so.
Bob
Like, she legit looks like the winner of the season.
Monet
Yeah. And her entrance look is very. This is.
Monae
This.
Monet
This. This says Kandy to me, too. Like, both of these look sick. Kandy Muse to me. Like, she looks great. The colors.
Bob
Her legs look amazing.
Monet
Her legs look great. Kandy looks. She looks. She ate in both the promo look and the entrance look. She looks great. And her line is.
Bob
Even her entrance line. The muse is back. It's a reference to her rap from season, from her Season.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob
This is a great look. I am she. This is. So far. She's my favorite on both fronts.
Monet
Yeah. I think Kandi, this is my favorite entrance look, too. I mean, promo look. Let's go on to Ms. Kasha Davis.
Bob
Mrs. Kasha Davis, I believe.
Monet
Mrs. Kasha Davis. Yes, yes.
Bob
Married woman. I don't. I don't love the asymmetry of this garment.
Monet
Yeah, it's very busy.
Bob
Or. I don't think I understand. I don't think I under.
Monet
It's like a catsuit with a gown,
Bob
but it's got one arm.
Monet
Yeah. This is not great.
Bob
Yeah, No, I don't love this.
Monet
Yeah, it's not great. And Katya wore this same dress, but, like, the red and white version on All Stars. I mean, on Celebrity Drag Race when she did with my drag kid.
Bob
Which one, the promo or the entrance?
Monet
The entrance look.
Bob
Yeah, I don't love the entrance look either, to be honest.
Monet
Yeah. Is Mrs. Kasha Davis always a redhead? Is that her thing?
Bob
No, not at all. She used to wear, like, dark brown hair.
Monet
Oh, yeah. And her. Lana.
Bob
My name is Mrs. Akasha Davis, and I'm an alcoholic. Oops, wrong meeting.
Monet
Oh, is she a friend of Bill?
Bob
You know, this seems to insinuate that Monet. And for the 19th time, you cannot ask people if they're sober.
Monet
She literally said, my name is Akasha Kradamus and I'm an alcoholic.
Bob
Maybe it's a bit Monet. Maybe it's a bit. I mean, I don't.
Monet
I mean, she the one that said. I didn't know until she said it,
Bob
but, yeah, I feel like her interest look is just missing some detail somewhere.
Monet
Yeah. And I feel like there's, like, a lot out there about Ms. Kasha Davis, and I don't know what this is saying about her. Like, I feel like.
Bob
Like. Like. Like what?
Monet
What is the thing people always say about Ms. Kasha Davis? Am I. Am I? Am I. There's, like, a thing. Right.
Bob
There's always time for a cocktail.
Monet
Right. Like, I wish she. Maybe she's trying to move away from that.
Bob
Well, what she's referenced. I mean, there's a reference to that. Like, she's going in a new direction now she's not drinking. You know, there's always time for a cocktail high. But I'm an alcoholic, so. Yeah, I like the reference to her old thing.
Monet
Got it. Can we go on to the stunning Miss Darian Mother Tucken Lake, who looks.
Bob
She looks very beautiful. So very beautiful. Great.
Monet
This, like, vinyl gown looks so great. With the sash. Dariennene has always had great fucking titties. And the gloves. She looks. Darian looks phenomenal in this promo look. I love it so much.
Bob
Her curves look phenomenal. I love that the gown has gloves built into it.
Monet
Yes. I do, too.
Bob
I love that look. I love gloves on the garment. That's such a cool look to me.
Monet
Yeah. I think Darren. And the hair looks great. She looks great. And she comes in and she just
Bob
has a really pretty face.
Monet
Oh, yeah. Stunning, beautiful. Darian Lake, a woman.
Bob
Looks like someone's aunt. A hot, slutty aunt.
Monet
Yeah. And she comes in her interest look in a dress from Charlotte Russe Girl. Not.
Bob
I like it.
Monet
No.
Bob
Call me crazy. I think it works for her.
Monet
It does work. Sure. Not to enter drag race.
Bob
And she says the weight is over,
Monet
which is a reference to herself, obviously, because she lost 200 pounds. That is not.
Bob
Or is the weight about be. Or is the weight about being overweight? The weight. Weight over.
Monet
Right. I don't know what the reference is.
Bob
It's obviously something about her weight. She has lost a lot of pounds, so I don't know what the line is, but she. She's very funny.
Monet
Zarin is very funny.
Bob
She had a special.
Monet
She what?
Bob
You know, you Peppermint Jinx. Darren Lake. Who else?
Monae
Jinx.
Monet
Monsoon.
Bob
Jinx.
Monet
And Bibi.
Bob
And Bibi's a Haribane.
Monet
I saw bb. I was at Peg, our management company. They have. Anyway, I was over there filming something, and I'm on this fucking green screen, and Bibi comes in, and I'm, like, filming this thing. BB comes in, like, cameras going on sound. Everything is running. BB like, oh, hello, Ms. Monet. So I see you have filmed something, baby. I was like, bb, it's always a treat running into Bibi. She's very funny.
Bob
Bibi's a handful.
Monet
BB's a handful.
Bob
That's funny, BB a lot. Let's go on to James Jaymes Mansfield, who I'm very excited to see back on All Stars.
Monet
I am, too.
Bob
Let's talk about this dress.
Monet
I'm not sure what's happening, and now
Bob
I'm not sure what's happening. I'm not sure how I feel about it because, like, part of me likes
Monet
it
Bob
and part of me doesn't.
Monet
I love that Jayne Mansfield always has her. Her. Her breastplate on. She wears it with every look that she wears. And I like the dress. I would like the dress. I even like the long skirt. I mean, not the long skirt, the long train thing. I just don't like the thing behind her. Like, even like the business of the dress. I love the gloves. I love all that. I just don't like the little fan thing behind her. Cause it looks bald headed in certain places. Like, if it was all full and felt full, like, it would have been great, but it's just too bald headed in certain places.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob
I think the thing I don't like is the fan. I don't like the train either. If it was just a simple skirt, the simple dress, I think I'd be more into it.
Monet
I like the skirt. I think it's a little extra, a little too much.
Bob
And she says, I'm ready to star in the Bitch that Stole All Stars. I don't love the interest line, but I do like this look a lot though.
Monet
Yeah. I think this is a great look for her.
Bob
Her body looks great. I love this hat. I love gloves. I should wear gloves in drag more often.
Monet
Oh, that's what the girls be doing so they don't have to wear nails. Trinity. Trinity, like, girl Trinity will throw a glove on a look and not wear nails. I'm like, I need to do that more.
Bob
But it also looks nice.
Monet
Yeah, it really does. It looks classy.
Bob
It's giving formal wear.
Monet
Let's go.
Bob
On my other. I'm having a really hard time choosing between my two favorite entrance looks. And God damn, Jimbo looks so good. Wow.
Monet
She looks so good.
Jacob
This is also Diego Montoya is
Monet
And similar tones. Kandy is like a purple lavender. This is like a pink blush. Millennial pink. It's very campy, but still glamorous.
Bob
But it's so stunning.
Monet
Yeah, it's beautiful. This marrow.
Bob
This is a dress you wear one time.
Monet
Oh, yeah. Where else can. You can never wear this again, ever.
Bob
You can't travel with it.
Monet
Absolutely not.
Bob
Jimbo does some particularly cumbersome drag. Like, she looks like she might be the most uncomfortable drag queen ever.
Monet
Yeah. And then she goes into the entrance look. I am obsessed with this entrance look. I think it's so ridiculous. And it's over the top. I love this so much. Fully corseted, fully padded.
Bob
Go ahead.
Monet
No, I was gonna say fully corseted, fully padded. And just wearing these fucking. These little Tevas sandals into the. And I'm like. And she put on the fucking. The toenail acrylics on. I think this is dope. I love this.
Bob
I don't hate it. I think what it is that the body's giving me uncanny valley.
Monet
What's uncanny valley?
Bob
When something looks human, but it's not like it looks close enough to being human that it becomes, like, disturbing. And I think it's that her skin. Because her skin is just one even tone all throughout. It's a little jarring to me. I think that. I wish that maybe that they painted the body to look like she doesn't have a belly button.
Monet
Yeah. I was gonna say I wish she would have drawn a belly button or
Bob
even pierced it and just like. Just, like, painted it to look a little bit more human. Because her arms are real.
Monet
No.
Bob
Are they?
Monet
No. It goes down to her. It goes down to her wrists, and I can't. I've watched the video a million times. I cannot tell where the. Where the foot line is.
Bob
Maybe.
Monet
I think it goes, like, right to, like, her mid foot, like, middle of the foot, like, before the separation for the toes starts, like, a little bit back there. I think that's where it goes to.
Bob
I like the idea of this. I do love this idea very much, but I think that the uncanny valley. Ness of it is just making.
Monet
I need to look up. What the fuck is uncanny Valley? Is that like a show?
Bob
No, it's just a term. It's like when something.
Monet
The term used to describe the relationship between the human, like, appearance of a robotic object and the emotional response it evokes. Got it. Yeah, got it.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet
I. I mean, I don't feel that way. I. I feel very Candy about her valley, and I like this look. I think it's.
Bob
I think you're in her valley.
Monet
Yeah, I think it's great. Who's your favorite promo look?
Bob
Oh, I'm really having a hard time picking between Candy and. And Jimbo, which is upsetting because
Monet
I
Bob
wanted to give Candy my favorite look last time, but I ended up giving it to. I think I gave it to Gott Meek, and I want to give it to Kane again this time, but I think it's going to once again go to Jimbo and. But on the plus side, Diego has won both my favorite looks from each of those seasons because Diego made. Got mixed, and he also made Jabot. Yeah.
Monet
I'm going to go with Kandy Muse. I think Candy Muse is something that I would. Between the two. That's the one I would wear, and that's the one I would. I would want. Like to choose. I think Ken, my favorite, favorite, favorite promo look. Second, to me, I like Jimbo's too. But again, something that I would wear and I think is really hot and sexy is Naysha's.
Bob
Is it based off what you'd Wear which one looks the best? I mean, like, what is your rating based on? Just whether or not you'd wear it.
Monet
No, I said my favorite one is Kandy Muse.
Bob
But you said it because you'd wear it, or that seemed to be one of the reasons.
Monet
That's one of the reasons why. Because I would wear that. But it. I think it's. It's. It's my favorite look. I love the tone. I love this little nude illusion. I love the feathers on it, and I love pairing it, like, softening it even more with these, like, mesh gloves as opposed to, like, a leather one or something else with the mesh gloves, and make it, like, really cut.
Bob
To me, I love Jimbos because of the audacity of this garment. Like, this is just. And also, the real tea is. I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. Like, I don't know that I've ever seen anything like what Jimbo's wearing.
Monet
What kind of feather is that?
Bob
I don't know that it is a feather. It might be a fur. It might be a tool.
Jacob
I believe it's marabou.
Monet
Yeah, Marabou. It's the marabou. Yeah, marabou.
Bob
Is that marabou?
Monet
It is, because that's what Monique had on season 10. She had that marabou skirt and jacket.
Jacob
I remember from when Diego posted. It's all marabout.
Monet
Yes, marabou. Marabou has two types of marabou. Is this the one that you. There's the long plumes, and there's this.
Bob
I just never seen anything like this. It is so stunning. I love the campiness of the boobs being feathers as well. And this is just a great look. It's great. I absolutely love this look. So I've definitely decided that my top look is gonna be Jimbos.
Monet
Who's your favorite entrance?
Bob
I do want to give Candy Muse a. A big round of applause, because it looks really stunning. Who's your favorite interest? Interest.
Monet
Look Jimbo down. I love Jimbo.
Bob
I'm gonna give this one to. I'm gonna give it to Kandy Muse. Actually. I love Candy Muse's look.
Monet
I could see wearing that.
Bob
I. I think this look is so good. Her body looks great. Her legs look a million miles long, which I don't know that I've ever said that about Candy. I don't know if I've ever thought to myself, candy's legs look really long. This hair looks. I love that it's kind of messy, and I love that she's not wearing a necklace.
Monae
Mm.
Bob
Like, let us just enjoy your decolletage.
Monet
You know, I will say, overall, these are strong. Promo. Looks like there's only like one or two misses. Everyone else turned it.
Bob
And whoever misses say it again.
Jacob
And who are those misses damn Jacob.
Monet
Cold ass bitch. I think that Ms. Kasha Davis is a miss for me in the entrance look. I mean, promo look. And the other one would have to be Monica Beverly Hills.
Bob
Yeah, I can see that being the case. Money. What are your thoughts on? I'm excited to see what this season brings. I think they have a tall order because of All Stars 7. And it also feels like their promoing kind of went down. Like, the promo was like. It felt like they were just like
Monet
maybe they haven't done it yet because it normally happens like the week leading up to the show. So maybe it's gonna come.
Bob
No, but I mean, the promo, like the past weekend is gonna be promo. I mean, like the promotion of it in general.
Monet
Yeah, yeah,
Bob
yeah.
Monet
I'm excited for this season as well. I think we haven't seen a lot. We haven't seen Ms. Kasha Davis. Mrs. Kasha Davis. We haven't seen Monica Bibliohills. We haven't seen Darien the Lake. We haven't seen a lot of these queens in a long time. So I'm excited to see, like, what they're gonna do. Like, Alexis the producer, Michelle, like, I'm excited to see what's gonna be the tea with a lot of these girls.
Bob
And you know, Kandy Muse is a queen who is not afraid of a little bit of arguing. And baby, if you don't have stock quality, she is not afraid to fight. Let me see. Who are the fighters in this cast? Who are the fighters?
Monet
Candy? Jimbo not nation. Jimbo's not a fighter.
Bob
But Jimbo gets knifey. Alexis gets hurt. Jessica's not a fighter.
Monet
Micah Beverly Hills gets hurt. Yeah. Lala Reeves. Passive K's not a fighter.
Bob
Candy. Candy's a fighter, bitch.
Jacob
Finish him.
Bob
Tristan Davis is not a fighter. Darren Lake is like a shit stirrer.
Monet
Yeah. And James is not a fighter.
Bob
I don't know what James does. And Jimbo is a fighter. Jimbo fights. Do you remember what Jimbo said? She said your hair looks like barf.
Monet
Yes.
Bob
Jimbo has one of my all time favorite drag race quotes that only me and my friends quote. No one else quotes this besides me and my friends. Which is where she says, I guess I just look like some old dumb bitch. That is one of my favorite track because they're like, it makes you look a little old. And she goes, old? I thought I looked young, but I guess I just look like some old dumb bitch. Because Jimbo was literally like, please critique me, please. I want critiques in the moment. They gave her a critique. She did not like. She went bananas. Your hairline looks like barf.
Monet
That was Canada Dragger Season 2, right?
Bob
That was her? Yeah, her. No, it was season one. She won. It was her going off on. Yeah, that was her going off on Rita Baga.
Monet
Rita Baga, who now hosts her own franchise of the show.
Bob
This is her 1, 2. Through her third season of Drag Race.
Monet
She did Canada Drag Race season one, UK versus the world.
Bob
And now she's on All Stars 8.
Jacob
Drag Race Mexico.
Monet
What girl?
Bob
At this point, Jacob said, what's next? Drag Race Mexico.
Monet
I'll go.
Jacob
No, no. Have you heard about it? They announced it, I think.
Monet
Who's hosting it?
Bob
Is Jimbo on it?
Jacob
Let me look. Maybe. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe.
Bob
Are you saying Jimbo's on Drag Race Mexico?
Jacob
No, on Zangbu.
Monet
No. You know, Jimbo speaks Spanish fluently. You know that. There you go.
Bob
Welcome. Wasn't that wild? Bienvenido. Bienvenido, Jimbo.
Monet
Well, there was a rumor that Valentino was hosting Drag Race Mexico. I don't know if that's true, though.
Bob
I know that she put out there that she wanted to.
Monet
I remember that.
Bob
Who are the Mexicans from Drag Race? Adore, Delano, Adora Valentino. Delta Work Delta, Valentina.
Monet
I don't know anyone else.
Bob
We're probably missing someone.
Monet
I'm sure we're gonna. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't know.
Bob
Adore, Delta, Work, Valentina.
Jacob
Never mind.
Bob
For some reason, I thought it had
Jacob
been announced that she was the host in Mexico, and I think I just saw, like, a weird post somewhere.
Bob
I'm sure. I'm sure there's a queen somewhere.
Jacob
No, Valentina. Sorry.
Monet
I saw that, too, but it was. It was a fan thing. It wasn't real.
Bob
Girl, these fans. These fans be doing Photoshop. That be looking better than some of the promos.
Monet
So, Bob, I have a question. If you could host a franchise, if they ask you as a franchise, like, don't. Please don't make a joke. Seriously, like, where. Like, where would you. Where would your franchise you want to host? What did you think you could host?
Bob
Andalusia? No, you know, let me tell you right now, the only position I'll BE Accepting is RuPaul's Drag Race America. Nothing less.
Monet
No,
Bob
I mean, what. I mean I'm not from any. I'm from America, and I don't really.
Monet
Rita Baca is the. She ain't from that place. She hosting theirs.
Bob
Holland.
Monet
Holland. No, she's not saying Holland. It's like Belgium.
Bob
Belgium.
Monet
Belgium.
Bob
Yeah. I did want to say I would hose down under.
Monet
What about if they had you doing South Africa
Bob
Drag Race? South Africa. I mean, I think that. I feel like BB's a harbor nameite. If there's. If there's. If there's anyone. If there's one on the continent of Africa, it might go to Bibi Zahara Burnet, which makes a lot of sense, by the way. She is, like, born and raised in Africa, in Cameroon, which is very far from South Africa.
Monet
Wow.
Bob
She's on. But it's on the continent.
Monet
I really feel like they should do Drag Race West Indies. It should be, like, all the West. There should be one representative from every West Indian country. And I want to host it.
Bob
That could be fun. Where were they filming?
Monet
It would be like the Eurovision. I don't know. Film it in, like, a U.S. territory and, like, in, like a. Like.
Bob
I mean, the real truth is, if you want a bunch of West Indians, do it in New York City
Monet
or Canada. In Toronto. There's so many West Indians there.
Bob
That's girl Drag Race.
Monet
Toronto is Drag Race West Indies, girl.
Bob
All them Jamaican accents. I was like, why are there so many Jamaicans? And fucking Guyanese. Like, yeah, he's saying Guyanese is so funny.
Monet
And then we could have jabs and rice for Trinidad and Tobago.
Bob
And Tobago. But no, I will only be accepted in position to host RuPaul's Drag Race. Maybe I'll do All Stars.
Monet
You are so ridiculous.
Bob
It's what I deserve.
Monet
You know, if RuPaul retires, it's going to be. They're going to have Michelle hosted.
Bob
I keep telling. It's going to be Raven. Y' all think I'm playing. It's going to be Raven. Raven's going to host Drag Race.
Jacob
I don't.
Bob
I honestly realize now, I don't. I don't think RuPaul would ever retire. Like, I don't see why she'd. Unless she physically can't. Like, first of all, she still looks amazing.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
Probably better now than she ever has, to be honest.
Monet
Yeah.
Bob
Um, she's in perfect health. Probably healthier than me over here drinking 8 gallons of Skittle water.
Monet
Bob, you need to. You need to stop doing that. I'll be good. Bob is over here just pumping it through your veins.
Bob
I just don't see why she would quit hosting Drag Race anytime soon.
Monet
Maybe she's like, bitch, I'm good. RuPaul's always been doing drag since 1987. But she probably like, bitch, I. I tied.
Bob
I just want to stick my ass right now. Out of. Out of some, like.
Monet
I know, I know. I just think that in a couple years, she might be like.
Bob
She wanted to be good, she'd be good, she'd be good. But, you know, you never know. Maybe she. Maybe she'll decide, enough is enough is enough, you know?
Monet
Like, imagine 87. 87 to. To. To 2017 is how many years. That's.
Bob
I don't know. RuPaul's. What was the math?
Monet
30. 87.
Bob
Wait, from what to when?
Monet
87 to 2017 is 40 years, Monet.
Bob
87. No, that's 35 years.
Monet
87 to 2017.
Bob
I was born in 86, and I'll be 37 this year. So it's 80. So it's 35 years.
Monet
How does that work?
Bob
It's 36 years.
Monet
No,
Bob
you mean. You mean now.
Monet
Wait, 87. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 87 to 97 is 10. 97. 2007 is 20.
Bob
87 to this year.
Monet
No, to 2017 is what I said.
Jacob
87 to 2017.
Monet
It's 30. Yes, right?
Bob
So I was thinking this year, for some reason, I don't know why.
Monet
Well, and then I was going to do 2017 to. Now it's six years. At 36 years.
Bob
Well, I just told you. It's just one year less than me. I'm 36. Okay, bitch?
Monet
Okay.
Bob
I told you, 36.
Monet
RuPaul has been doing drag for 36 years. That is a long time.
Bob
That's a very long time.
Monet
Yeah, yeah.
Bob
Anyway, that's a very, very long time.
Monet
Why did we take. Why did it take us so long to get there?
Bob
It didn't, Monet. I told you. Because I was born the year before that. So I just took one year off me. It did so. We did not. It took you that long to get there?
Monet
The camera is so clear. I can't. I'm gagging. It's cool. Wild. You know what you look like. You look like that black guy that comes on TikTok and be like, do you want to learn how to make videos like this? That's what you look like.
Bob
I block those accounts. But the guy who was like, stop. Have you drank water, bitch? Mind your fucking business. Mind your business. Am I drinking water? Nigga, are you drinking water?
Monet
Bot, drink your dick. All right, we got to go. I'm tired. It's late over here, okay?
Bob
No, it's late.
Monet
It's 11:30.
Bob
Goodbye.
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
Date: May 9, 2023
Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen, the comedic duo of “Sibling Rivalry,” are back with a special “Sibling Watchery” episode. In this lively and opinionated conversation, they do a deep dive into the cast reveal and promo looks for RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 8. With their trademark banter, industry tea, and sharp fashion critiques, Bob and Monét dissect each queen's promo and entrance looks, speculate on personalities and casting choices, and reflect on what makes a Drag Race All Star.
Both Bob and Monét agree All Stars 8 has a solid cast with some standout looks, though the shadow of All Stars 7's excellence looms large. They're eager for the inevitable drama, unpredictable twists, and to see returning queens reinvent themselves. The episode is filled with seasoned queen comedy, sharp fashion eye, nods to Drag Race lore, and a real insider’s warmth for the art of drag.
For detailed promo and entrance look commentary, listen at: