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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
And hello everyone. Welcome back to Sibling watchery. And this season we got an upright an upgrade baby. The exchange rate literally just went through the roof. We are doing the best. I'm predicting it now. The best numbers we have ever done. We have swapped out Macaroni Exceese. Don't worry, you'll still see Monet throughout this whole time. We'll still be doing Sibling rivalry together. However, let's just say Paramount put the fear of God in her and you'll see her on the Pit Stop, but you'll never see that sniveling little corporate shill here on Sibling Watchery ever again. But instead, we. We have the stunning, the remarkable, the all star, the queen of legs. She is glistening. Every surface in this studio is slick to the touch. We are joined by Red Lynn's very own Naomi Smalls.
Aja
Oh, my God, that intro is fierce. That was fierce. I now am, like, leaning way more bobblehead than monation right after that. Right after that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's always been a little more bobblehead than monation, but now it's.
Aja
Much more because old friends gold, new friends silver.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, old friends gold. Yeah.
Aja
New friends over there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we were discussing that. We are low key Ru music Stans.
Aja
Oh, yeah. So we were singing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I came in from outer space Just like a planet called 800 Wade in.
Aja
The galaxy Galaxy of funk where the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Robots grabbed the tape I had this plan. If we had to lip sync to that song on season eight, I had a whole choreography set together.
Aja
I believe it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gonna do a coffee grinder. I was gonna do the worm.
Aja
I feel like you probably wanted to lip sync every episode just to do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had a plan, but, like, you.
Aja
Didn'T want to be at the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't want to be at the bottom. But I had a plan for every lip sync. You remember that when I used to hide stuff, I had, like, paint in my titties.
Aja
Like, even when you weren't in the bottom, you would, like, have your good little kitty cat underneath. Just in case. Just in case you never.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love it because you lip synced once against Betty.
Aja
Against Betty. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was your one. And I did once against Derek.
Aja
I have to say, I am so, so baby excited for Betty this season, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wish she was in the first bracket because y' all don't know. Bet. Acid Betty is not a fucking game.
Aja
She really is not one.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is a sickening fucking queen. She is a bitch.
Aja
She really is.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's really lovable.
Aja
She's, like, so herself. And that's what you can't dock her for because she's not putting on. She is, like, serious. This is serious.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the truth is, when it comes to sewing, she might be top two or three in Drag Race herstory.
Aja
I believe it, like, the fact that she has a brain that is producing something that we've never seen before and we're never going to see it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
At that point, visually speaking, there is no one like Acid Betty.
Aja
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's not in this bracket. We are talking about bracket one. Six queens. How do you feel about the new format?
Aja
As a contestant, this would intrigue me because it's like, a lot less commitment. You're not having to get ready for 12 runways in two weeks like we did back in the day or. And it's very, like, it's. I thought it was gonna be a lot more like, lip sync, Lalaparuza performance heavy, which I. I would say yes to that. I didn't realize there was gonna be challenges mixed in and everything like that. But this is, like a fun group of girls. I love the fact that Aja's back on television.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is such good. Let's get into Aja. So Aja says that she isn't really the villain, but she always. People always, like, accuse her of being the villain on tv, which I think a was like when her jealousy got the better of her and she was like, coming for Valentina.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Other than that, she hasn't done anything villainous.
Phoenix
She also. It was her and Valentina and the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Reunion when her yelled together better friends. She came for Valentina.
Phoenix
No, no, no. In the reunion as well. When Valentina.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. But everyone was against Valentina.
Phoenix
But Aja was the one who started it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But to be fair, everyone agreed with Aja. Like, literally everyone was like, yay, Pep.
Aja
I think where people think yay fan favorite is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Pepman is the one who yelled yay, fan.
Phoenix
She was.
Aja
Yeah, Everyone hated her that moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have never had a problem with Valentina.
Aja
Oh, never. I love her so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
But her.
Aja
Her sisters, I think it was the whole, like, starting drag being two months of starting drag and being a lie, Whatever. But I think people have villainized Aja based on her after the show online.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That when she was a girl ass.
Aja
Rapper and then fighting with Candy, then she quit drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
People hate when the girls quit drag. I know people hate when the girls quit drag. A nigga can't quit a job. God damn. I can't quit my job.
Aja
Can I breathe?
Bob the Drag Queen
This is crazy. There is no other place where you're like, you quit your fucking job, bitch. Except, like, Kamala Harris when she. When she was like, can I get a break after the most stressful time of my life? Where the fuck are you? We didn't want you. To be clear. We did not want you.
Aja
Where are you Right? Oh, my gosh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tell Kamala she watches.
Aja
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a big fan.
Aja
Well, I mean, what else is she doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not being president? Thanks. 48% of voters, actually less than 25% of voters voted for Donald Trump. That's the whole episode. 48% of the votes went to Trump, but less than 25% of eligible. Eligible voters voted for Trump.
Aja
You know my views. This is not rivalry. This is watch.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is watcher. This is watchery. This is watchery. Wow.
Aja
Joke.
Bob the Drag Queen
She really listens to the show. Can we go on to date? Asia Sky. I love this queen. I really love her.
Aja
What do you love about her?
Bob the Drag Queen
You're silent.
Aja
What do you love about her?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she. Okay. I follow her on TikTok. I think her makeup is just stunning.
Aja
Her makeup is amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's a good performer. I think her outfits look good. I like her. She's. She's. She's not always hilarious, but she's funny enough to me.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel about Deja Squad?
Aja
I can agree with you. I think. I don't know if it's necessarily her makeup or it's her face or what the combo is there, but, like, she always looks perfect. The face is always like, it looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Airbrushed and she looks like that in real life, y' all.
Aja
No, she. Yeah, she does.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, it's not all Photoshop or bitbot. Boop. No one uses Photoshop anymore. Now everyone's just doing the apps.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Back in my day, you had to know how to use Adobe.
Aja
But I will say, I think that Deja, she comes across like she wants you to want to like her so bad that it affects the ability to like her. The gravitas of her as a drag queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she just admitted today, she's like, I never, like, I never believe in myself. So she needs you to believe in. She needs you to believe in her because she doesn't believe in herself.
Aja
But I low key also feel like when I hear that, it's like, save space for compliment back. Like, she's like waiting for that back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cause she needs it. Cause she doesn't believe in herself.
Aja
And I'm just saying I don't like my drag queens to have that kind of impact.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's valid. That's valid.
Aja
I don't want, like my star on stage to be like, do you like me?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, if RuPaul did that, it would look weird, right?
Aja
Yeah. You step in the room, command attention.
Bob the Drag Queen
If Lady Gaga hit the stage of Coachella and was like, are you guys mad at me?
Aja
You guys into that one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you guys mad at me? Can you put your paws up, please? It would be very weird.
Aja
I hope that deja has that trajectory on the season of All Stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
That would be amazing. Y' all can't see Naomi's feet, but I want you to know that they are. All I'm saying is you should go home and sit in a director's chair and see if your feet touch the ground. Naomi has her. Her. The flats of her feet. I don't mean like her toes. Find a director's chair.
Phoenix
Look, she's wearing heels.
Aja
So that. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, but y' all, you know how we sit in a director chair. Your legs are swinging, her knees are on the ground. Let's go on to Irene the alien. The name change. I guess she did a branding thing.
Aja
Yeah. She said that it was like an old lady name. Is that what it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Irene Dubois? It was just her and obituaries.
Aja
Yeah. I mean, it is a very old lady name.
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't seem like her. Irene Aylin does read better.
Aja
Yeah. It's like better branding.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I didn't know her last name was Dubois anyway, so it won't be a hard shift for me. Like, it was hard for me to stop saying Trinity the Tuck.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had to be like, no, Trinity Taylor.
Aja
And it was hard to stop going from, like, Monique to Mo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So I call her Trinity Tuck now. But I used to be like, Trinity Taylor, but she's like, no, it's now. I thought was there. Was there drama in the Tuck in the Taylor family?
Aja
Oh, I don't know. I think she just wanted. I think she wanted to be known for her, like, pussy.
Phoenix
Yeah. She just wanted to rebrand and like, Trinity the Tuck felt more like her brand and her thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Shout out to the Tuck to the Taylors. House of the Tuck. Irene got the worst placement in Drag Race herstory. She's the only Queen with a 16th place placing.
Aja
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which. So. So she has no reason to say no.
Aja
Absolutely no. This is like a gold mine for her to go back.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, although there are 18 girls, so she could have been 18. There was a small chance she could have been 18th place, but there's no 18th place.
Aja
I mean, do you think that they all. I'm assuming they all knew that no one was going to go home when they said yes to the season, I reckon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is there anyone you would rather see? Is there anyone that you like? Not rather, but, like, is there anyone you like? I wish they could have been on this season. Or, like, I'm ready for my All Stars moment with, like. For me. Layla McQueen.
Aja
Oh, yes. Layla.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she'd do it, but I would like to see the peppermint back on Drag Race. Um, I still think. I still think it's crazy that Porkchop has not been given a second shot.
Aja
Right. I mean, she's been in so many seasons as a cameo, but, like, it's time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Low key.
Aja
Stacy Lane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stacy Lane would be great to have back.
Aja
I'd love to see Carmen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Carmen would be great to have back too. Yeah.
Aja
Like, that would be insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she one of the girls fighting with Ruth?
Aja
I think so. Like, her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Willem and Courtney are, like, the ones who, like, fight with Rue.
Aja
I don't even. I mean, gm. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does she fight with her?
Aja
But, like, dude, does anyone actually fight with her? I think it's just more a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
Guy into an actual screaming match with RuPaul.
Aja
That's right. That's right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
Like, famously. But I think it's normally just, like, you have sour feelings about your time on the show, and you say something publicly, and then it's like, RuPaul versus this person.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me give you a hot take. Some of the girls who have sour feelings about Drag Race are kind of needy.
Phoenix
Say their names.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, some of the girls who are like, she didn't hang out with me. Okay.
Aja
Oh, that was weird. That was weird. Maybe she didn't even text me. I'm like, this may shock you guys.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Alan Cumming doesn't text me.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have not spoken to me since I left the. Since I was very unceremoniously banished from the castle.
Aja
I mean, I think that is, like, you probably had the idea of show business before you even joined show business, you know? And I think these people who are, like, not from a big city maybe. I don't know if that's, like, a good excuse, but I feel different.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I also text RuPaul every day. Let's go on to. Oh, I will say, I know we're not talking about interest looks here, because we already covered it, but, like, I will say this. I forgot to say, when Ira was coming out, I felt like her. Her interest look kept getting worse the more she took off of it. Like, it. It started off really nice and then ended up as a Leah's hard.
Aja
Her, like, yeah, the tissue part was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fine, but then when she took off the skirt of the gown, I was like, now you're just wearing a Leah's heart.
Aja
Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. But I kind of do enjoy with Irene that, like, yes, breastplate is, like, part of her character, but it's not like jumbo, you know, it's like she's not really relying on them too hard.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Jimbo's like. Like, it's a lot.
Aja
Yeah. And I do like that Irish.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just like, that's Jimbo's thing. And honestly. But Jimbo does have other stuff. Like, Jimbo's had moments that are, like, so great that have nothing to do with the breastplate.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's also not apologizing for titties. How Corey King was when she did the lipstick and showed her tits. But they was covering them up.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
What the fuck was that?
Aja
Oh, we're gonna see so many interesting tits this episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, we are. What's next episode? Wait, which one's tits?
Aja
This is Tits and Slit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because we. Because world wonder fucking fucked us up and did two at a time.
Aja
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if y' all see us in the same outfits next episode. Mind your business. Mind your fuck. We just know that we filmed on separate days. We just put on the exact same clothes set in the exact same spots. Let's go on to Phoenix from Atlanta, Georgia. I like. So I haven't seen Phoenix and Dragons in a long time. I as a person. She's so sweet.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
She helped me get a location for my first comedy special ever. Every time I'm in Atlanta. She's so fucking nice. Phoenix is like. She's like a talent manager in Atlanta. She's like a drag administrator.
Aja
Yeah. She runs shit over there.
Bob the Drag Queen
She really does. I'm wondering about. But I will say, like, so far, I'm not gagging.
Aja
Yes. I mean, I don't think she's also gagging for herself either. And that she's not. I don't think she has the same thing that Deja has, but I do feel like she was so not unprepared for it. But it's like, how are you unprepared after? Like, you have so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
If Lydia B. Collins is more prepared than you, that's crazy. Also, is her ass pumped?
Aja
I believe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or does she just have a fat ass?
Aja
No, I believe. I thought she was a Florida girl. Based on her.
Bob the Drag Queen
The visual aesthetic.
Aja
The visual, the voice, everything. I was like, okay, she's Florida. But like, no. Yeah. She's seems like a pumped up princess. And I have not really worked with her in Atlanta.
Bob the Drag Queen
We never. I mean, she. She's helped me out a few times with stuff. Yeah. When I tell you she is so fucking nice, so amazing, so professional, so friendly. I really love her as a queen. But I don't think she even watches this stuff. But if you are watching feelings, like, I gotta keep it a buck.
Aja
I think she watches.
Bob the Drag Queen
I gotta keep it a buck.
Aja
I think everyone watches you, Bob. Like, I can see it in the numbers everyone watches.
Bob the Drag Queen
One time, my aunt was. My aunt was, like, at some gay bar in New Mexico. She's like, I'm here with the queen Fu. Fu Lechou. Do you know her? And I said, no, Aunt Deborah. I don't know Fufu Lechou. She goes, she knows you. And I said, I'm gonna tell you something. I don't know every drag queen in the world, but every drag queen in the world knows me, honey. And that's on. Okay. Pussycat Cat Mama. Yes. Serve. Diva down. Honey. Boots chaperone. Lady Gaga.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, Actually, I can only cook three things, so this is literally me.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
I know. Your little Sriracha and peanut butter. Sorry. Sriracha and peanut butter.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's not little. Thank you. Thank you. What else? My award winning. Whoa, whoa, whoa. My award winning.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it is. She's more prestigious than you.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
She's more prestigious than me, but. And she's way more prestigious than you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree, but you're just mad because you lost.
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Bob the Drag Queen
The z o c-doc.com rivalry. Let's go on to Olivia Lux. Do you know who Kim Philz is?
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like Kim Fields.
Aja
She does look like Kim Fields.
Bob the Drag Queen
If she was like, Kim feels my aunt. I'd be like 100%.
Aja
Now that she's. She's dropped quite a bit, right? She's. I don't know if she's made it part of her personality.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shots fired to Mistress. Shots fired to Ginger. Shots fired to Deja. Shots have been fired, honey, Because Olivia was like a little thick.
Aja
Yeah, I don't think she's talking.
Bob the Drag Queen
Deja was fat. Olivia was like a little thick. You know what I mean?
Aja
A little like, oh, please cut this out. I mean, they're all still plus size.
Bob the Drag Queen
We are not cutting that out. That has.
Aja
I mean, but like, we'll cut it if you. No, I mean, I don't really care, but like. Yeah, the whole body thing. I know. It's like a feeling. It has to be a feeling like, I know you feel so much better.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm screaming.
Aja
A part of your personality is like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I imagine. Yeah. I mean, we'll. We'll get into it later because. Because Deja had a whole thing about. Because I follow. I actually follow Deja very closely online. She did my makeup one time. Here's a. Here's a video of her, a picture of my makeup when she did it for me. Right, Jay? It's there, right, Jay? Right, Jay? I don't look crazy, do I, Jay?
Aja
As a watcher, I feel like it has gotten Tight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Much better. Yeah, Jay.
Aja
It's very tight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shout out to Jay Defeo. Jay Defeo is doing the Lords, but the fact that y' all have these episodes is a miracle. Jay, I love you so much. Um, but she looks really good. I didn't realize this look was supposed to be a nod to her other stuff. Bosco is so sexy.
Aja
She's so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you top Bosco?
Aja
I would top Bosco. I would let her top me, gang.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gang.
Aja
For sure. Like, she turns me on like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is. She does get very Dom mommy.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's the whole burlesque thing. It's like her and Violet have that dom. Like, I'll step on you. Like, crush me. Crush my nuts.
Aja
But in the same breath. I would Violet not let Violet me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Who's gonna let. Who's gonna let Violet top, though?
Aja
I don't think Violet wants to.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Violet is topping in these streets.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But I think Bosco would probably top.
Aja
I think Bosco could, like, get me into bed just with her words too. Like, if it was like, love is blind and she was behind the wall, like, I would fall for Bosco, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I wouldn't be doing. I don't normally do this with women's bodies, but she's. She's made a point of it. Her tits are so beautiful.
Aja
Whatever. Research. Whatever. Did that. Did the damn thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, they're immaculate breasts. Beautiful, beautiful titties.
Aja
She strikes me as someone who did her, like, due diligence.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. And it do due diligence, honey. But I do miss the demon thing. Now she's doing. She says she's kind of rebranding from the demon stuff. I like the demon thing. The demon burlesque girly.
Aja
Yeah. She's multifaceted.
Bob the Drag Queen
So let's go over the rules of this season. So no one's going home. The three with the most points goes to the semifinals from the Thing. So everyone is guaranteed three episodes. Every girl is guaranteed at least three episodes. And then the top all star will win $200,000. And then the top two queens each week will get two points. And if you win the lip sync, you will get an additional one point, and you get a $10,000 tip. And then an additional four points are given out from the girls who are in the bottom. And if you're not in the top, you are in the bottom. At first, it sounded kind of complicated, like I was playing Dungeons and Dragons again. But actually, after a while, it just made perfect sense.
Aja
You got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
I think this is a really good way to like make it actual performance based and competitor based.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
Like, there is no really, like sneaky way of adding crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there's a little social game. So there's a little social game to it with. With the. With the MVQ points.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And honestly, whoever, whatever producer came up with this, this is the best idea y' all have for all Stars in a hot minute. It really. But I only think my only fear is like, you, because you're adding so many more queens, you really run the risk of exhausting your all star pool.
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if they do this and if they do it again next year, that is what, 36 queens in two years.
Phoenix
And the verse.
Bob the Drag Queen
The worlds and the vers. The worlds. And then also bringing random girls back on normal seasons.
Aja
Yeah. But this is now I think we cornbread.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want cornbread back.
Aja
Oh, I want cornbread back too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
I feel like she's also a had sour words or something kind of thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Well, she kept being like, I'll only come back to bring me on a regular season. Just do the all Stars. Like, just do. All right, girl. Just do all Stars. Let your ego not. I don't know if it's ego, what it is, but just go back. And she's like, I only want to come back when I do regular season. It's too late now.
Phoenix
Also, I think they asked her for like verse the world and not even.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I would never.
Aja
Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me tell you something right now. Any queens, if you're being offered versus the world, say no. We have to. We have to stop them from even offering it as an option. If you all just keep saying no, they'll stop offering it. There's no way you would ever convince. I don't. And I know I won Drag Race.
Aja
We all know. We all know.
Bob the Drag Queen
But if. Bitch, if I was Alyssa Summers, you could not convince me to duo versus the world.
Aja
Yeah. What about global?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, even worse. Even worse.
Aja
See, for me it's just like I just want. I'll do it every there, I reckon. And that's how my mind space would go, but like the whole viewing and.
Bob the Drag Queen
You would not accept a versus the world. Stop lying.
Phoenix
What if the price is a million dollars?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I'm back in anime.
Aja
What if it's 500,000?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, what if it's a.
Aja
What if it's a four episode season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Four episodes. I'm back. And I'm back in. So we get the main. The first challenge they're doing These hair band looks. These hair band rocker chick looks. And writing verses to a song is giving our season.
Aja
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lay chicken wings.
Aja
La chicken wings. The winning team.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all didn't win. You did. I still think that me, Thor, G and Betty were low key. A little. A little. A little Robbed street.
Aja
Me.
Bob the Drag Queen
We should have at least been. We should have at least been second place.
Aja
I think it was probably.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we were because the other team was in the bottom.
Aja
I think Lorde had a hand in the editing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Navy was what it was.
Aja
I think that's what it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all did then. Robbie won that. Won that episode.
Aja
She did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all ate, though. I remember Kim. That was the first time I saw Kim in a human hair, in a human color.
Aja
A wig. And it felt crazy to you?
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it looked stunning.
Aja
I mean, you think red is a human color wig?
Bob the Drag Queen
Fair. Valid and fair. Wow. Shots fired at the redheads. Shots fired at Irene. But yeah. So when we get in the workroom, all of the queens trying to make these sports references are really killing me. I get it. We're in these brackets. They're all being like, I'm the home run. The MVQ touchdown.
Aja
Oh, wait, that's actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. So Aja and Olivia are both Mugler girlies.
Aja
Miyake.
Bob the Drag Queen
Miyake. Mugler. Irene and Bosco are both from Seattle, which leaves at one point Deja and Phoenix start trying to like, develop a bond. But it is. Does not seem to be giving.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anything.
Aja
Yeah. I mean, I think that they having a best friend. I don't know if it hinders you or if it doesn't. Like, would you. I think that I would love to see obviously you and Monet compete against or compete with each other. Same with Kim and I, I feel like would be really fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or I would have loved to compete with Monet. I mean. You competed with Monet?
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I would love to compete with Monet for sure. I do feel, however, like, I think Monet would try to do me dirty before I would do her dirty. And that would piss me off.
Aja
Just for the plot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Monet would be like, hehe.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she would never get the upper hand on me. And that's the issue. And then it would just become the petty games. And baby, I can. When you go low, I do a dip and go to hell. Like I'll become a monster. You know what I mean? And then there was a. Bob took it too far. Now all of a sudden, Bob takes it too far. Oh, okay, sure.
Aja
And I on lonely island.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Aja, they're all writing. I'm not concerned about Aja. I knew Aja was going to write a sickening verse. I've been done. Knew that. This is Irene's first walkthrough with RuPaul ever. She's never done a walkthrough with RuPaul. And she makes Ru laugh, which is good. She got a cackle out of Ru.
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is fantastic. And Irene obviously has a lot to prove. Deja talks about her complications with her weight loss surgery in Mexico. And I followed it online. When it happened, she was like, it was bad. Yeah, it was, like, bad, bad. And I have a friend who one time went to, like, somewhere to get his eyes. The color of his eyes changed, and it went bad, too. Like, he went. He.
Aja
Oh, my gosh.
Bob the Drag Queen
He basically. He almost went blind from crazy. Isn't that kind of crazy?
Aja
I mean, it is kind of crazy to voluntarily go somewhere, to have something major done that you do not speak the language, period. That could be.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I imagine the doctor must have spoke English, but maybe not every single person in the hospital did. You know what I mean?
Aja
I guess so. You're right. But. And I mean, there is a huge mark market in, like, travel, plastic surgery. The fear I would have is not being able to, like, I get home and I have a complication, not be like, yeah, can I come in?
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's say you were gonna go get a facelift and you had saved up $150,000. And then your doctor in the States are like, it's Gonna cost you $125,000 to get this facelift. And then a doctor in Mexico is like, I'll do it for 50. Here's some pictures. Would you save the hundred thousand, the $75,000? Cause that's a deep discount.
Aja
I don't think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about get your teeth done? Although you have stunning teeth.
Aja
We both do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ting. To quote. What's her name? Jill Sparkles. I wouldn't. I would. I would just wait and save more money.
Aja
I think so, too. Especially when. I mean, you're using this scenario. Your face.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. You're fucking the. The thing.
Aja
But also your body is also just as important.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe my. Maybe I got, like, Monet's FFS surgery. Her foot feminization surgery. I would get a discount on that, actually. No, I would not. You know, she had her foot done. Yes, her foot. Just one. Y' all don't know this? She don't say that. She's got one. She has, like, One big ugly foot and then another less ugly foot.
Aja
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
So during the walkthrough, I just talked about when she quit drag to figure out the difference between who she was, the drag queen and as a woman. And that's what the people had this huge issue with. Like, people were like, they were mad at her.
Aja
They really were mad at her, which.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were mad at. Lala Ri.
Aja
Are they. Is she still quit drag?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she's back. Guess who back. They all come back. People are mad at me because I don't go everywhere in drag. People are like mad at me that I'm not always in drag all the time. I'm like, guys, I. Someone commented on a post that I made because I did a photo dump and the last photo is me in drag. And someone said, do you still do drag? Like, bitch, I'm doing drag in this fucking. In this photo dub. Yes, I still do drag. Like, do people think I'm not a drag queen anymore because I don't go everywhere in drag all the time.
Aja
It's literally in your name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is in my name. I do, I do drag. I did a whole fucking tour in drag.
Aja
And don't get it twisted. This is just a special occasion. I really got you in drag today.
Bob the Drag Queen
It took very little convincing.
Aja
No convincing at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dan was like, what do you think about if I did it in drag? I said, you know what? Count me in.
Aja
First app. First app in drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll be back.
Aja
I love. But I mean, in episode two.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, again, different day.
Aja
Different day. Completely different day. Completely different beat. All that jazz.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Um, but yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I, I don't have any, any problem with anyone going to, to figure themselves out. You know what I mean?
Aja
And that totally makes sense. Like, you're going through like a huge, just decision change realization about yourself. Like, drag is a little silly. And that's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it can be. And drag is really silly. But also drag race is taxing. It is a. Being a drag, being a rude girl is emotionally taxing. You are. You suddenly become a celebrity and you get no media training.
Aja
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love when you drool. One time we were like in, I don't know where we were D.C. you were like black, like jet black lip gloss. And she was just looking at me and had no clue. Just full muck mouth, like dripping. She's like, she's like, bob. And I was like, you are drooling. She's like, I only pawed with the girls who drool, honey, it's Cause I.
Aja
Got my lips done in Mexico.
Bob the Drag Queen
There it is. Where'd you get your lips done?
Aja
Here in Beverly Hills.
Bob the Drag Queen
And is it. Is this the same one for the first time?
Aja
Yeah. I mean, I haven't done them in.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, five years, but they still look good.
Aja
Oh, thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
So that's not. Do they have some that go away? Why are people getting them done every year if they stay?
Aja
I think I just went ham with them, so it's just a lot of scar tissue now.
Bob the Drag Queen
It looks good.
Aja
I've been told they feel very luxurious.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like when kissing or when like. Or when, like.
Aja
Ooh, just kissing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. So you don't get any good feedback from your bull job.
Aja
Oh, I thought you were saying your ass eating game. Is it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it. Is it bad?
Aja
No, I think my ass eating game is great. I think my bulldog game is great too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who do you think will win a dick? No one's ever taken me a bulldozer.
Aja
I think you can. You're a lot more passionate about it than I am.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
And there's only one.
Aja
Way to find out.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, let's. Let's. Let's move on. So during rehearsal, like, Deja is a dancer and a choreographer, and you watch her online performances when she be doing the brunches, like the senior frogs over in Vegas, that girl be dancing Deja moves.
Aja
I think she's like a. Her past is in cheer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Like a cheer choreographer. Yeah. Irene looks like she's struggling with the choreography, and you can just see that she's, like, in her head a lot. You know what I mean? And Phoenix is fighting for her life.
Aja
Have you ever felt like that? When I was watching the episode, I was like, has Bob ever felt like when you're, like, so uncomfortable with something and you can, like, obviously see it, but you keep lying about it?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I would.
Aja
Jamal was like, are you okay? And she's like, no, I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Beat of sweat.
Aja
Just, like, pure red.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would just be honest that, like, I'm struggling.
Aja
Yeah. I feel like that's very you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would be like, I'm struggling, but honestly, typically speaking with choreography, I'm really a quick learner. Even when I was doing the Madonna tour, the dancers were like, wow, you learned that really quick. And I'm like, yeah, I can dance. I'm not like, some crazy dancer. But I've just. I've always just been. I've really good hand eye coordination. I catch a ball out of nowhere.
Aja
You know who's the only person that's really ever made me cry via choreography. Who Todrick. It had nothing to do with his style of choreography.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was contract. Oh, this is during. During. During All Stars.
Aja
Yeah, I just like. It was just like so complicated that I was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
It looked very hard.
Aja
I was just getting, like, flustered because.
Bob the Drag Queen
You remember him and turning like the. What category are you on right now? I can't remember. It was like. It was like, what category are you? I literally can't even remember, but it looked really fucking hard.
Aja
Winning performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, he's a really. He's a really, really good d. He's obviously good at, you know, making very difficult fucking choreography.
Aja
That's the worst, though, when you're, like, not getting something. Like your body's just not letting you get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that for Super Queen?
Aja
Yeah, that was for Super Queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
That might be like the last time they used to.
Aja
Oh, really?
Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
Fully spiraling. Olivia is saying that she wants to align herself with Aja, but I'm like girl, you just said you're going to align yourself with this. She said you want to line yourself with Deja too. So Olivia's spreading herself kind of thin here.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is going to come up later. And then. But then she's like, well, operation Mimu Miyakumu glare is in full effect. Her and Aja are going to be a unit. But I don't. In the first episode, I've not seen this unity.
Aja
But then also it's like the Aja, Deja and Olivia are like Malaysia station or something like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
The fuck is that?
Aja
Is that what they were calling it, Malaysian station?
Bob the Drag Queen
Are they Malay? Are they Asian? Oh, wait, I was just a little Asian. Malaysian is their names.
Aja
Oh, oh, I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
No melanin.
Aja
Yeah, but whether they're calling it, like, Malaysia.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, like melanin unity or Melanin station. Melanin alliance, something like that. Yeah, clear. It was melanin, not Malaysia.
Aja
No, but they were saying. They were calling it something.
Bob the Drag Queen
They said like the melon, the melanin unity or the melanin alliance.
Aja
So I. In my. In my heart, I could be wrong.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were saying. They were saying, fuck these white bitches. We have melanin. Everyone has melanin. But obviously, the darker you are, the more melanin you have.
Aja
Is that an alliance for you?
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never had to do a show with an alliance, but that's not true. I did Traitors. And my one alliance was with a black woman. Yeah, but she stabbed me in the back.
Aja
But it wasn't because she was black.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it kind of was. She reminded me of my mom. And I was like, yeah, but then I also. But we also got. We also, like, got rid of one of the black guys, Jeremy. But he was trying to come for us, so we had to get rid of him.
Aja
So it was no Malaysian station.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, he came for us. Jeremy was like, he came for Danielle. He didn't come for me. He came for Danielle. And I was like, well, I've already aligned myself with Danielle, so you gotta go. But, yeah, so at this moment, Irene gagged Aja when she. To me, Irene gathered Aja when Aja was like, if anyone tries, she goes, girl, you look crazy. And then Aja was like. And I was acting like she wasn't gagged, but I feel like she. She gathered, in my opinion.
Aja
She who? You think Irene won that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I do.
Aja
Oh, interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think Aja won.
Aja
I feel like the way that Irene was coming back at Aja made Irene seem almost like a fan.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, well, it did look like she.
Aja
Was, like, quoting things about her season and, like, think, like, bringing up things on her season and like, there was.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it was obvious they were joking around, which is so funny, because then Bosco says, with drag queens, it's not serious until it is serious. And then it is so far gone, you don't realize that it's gotten serious. Which is crazy, because that's exactly what happens to Bosco in the next episode. That was the most awkward. We'll get there. I don't want to jump the gun. So, main stage, Ice Spice is the guest judge. Weird choice.
Aja
Ah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
For the rock challenge.
Aja
True. Very true.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wish I had. What's her name? Amy Lee from Evanescence. Sure.
Aja
Oh, yeah, I like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't grab me.
Aja
I like Hayley Williams.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know any Evanescence song?
Aja
I know that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, if I tell you, hey, I have a million dollars, can you name one Evanescence song? Name the name of one Evanescence song, and I'm just gonna give you this million dollars.
Aja
What is it? What is that?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's Beyonce. Beyonce.
Aja
No, I probably couldn't. I'm probably gonna be broke, bitch, and not get the money.
Bob the Drag Queen
Could you at least sing one? I'll give you 500,000. You could just, like, hum one. You don't even need to do it. Can you just hum the. The tune?
Aja
I don't know that. That Evanescence song. There's, like, one that's, like, really popular all the. It's like a Halloween drag song. What is that?
Bob the Drag Queen
The Dragula Ghoul. The Ooky kooky Spooky ghouls would do it.
Phoenix
Bring me to light Wake me up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Inside can't wake up and save me. Let's get to the category is slits and tits. Let's look at some of these looks. I love RuPaul's dress.
Aja
Oh, I love her look, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul looks stunning.
Aja
I know. That shape is so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
65, you love.
Aja
I've actually been 65 for five years.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you've been saying 64. So she's in her. Do you think you're gonna still be up in yags at 60 something?
Aja
I think I could. I don't know if I will, but, like, I think I could.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does your body ever hurt?
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So what. How this bitch. Is she in chronic pain and just not telling us?
Aja
But I think she's really wearing the painful parts for.
Bob the Drag Queen
For just the Runway.
Aja
Like a good 15, 20 minutes to film this and then Snuggie and then loose everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
Maybe even take off pads. I don't even know dick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just sitting on the. On the chair.
Aja
I hope so.
Phoenix
That's what Bob's doing right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Meat on the chair. Oh, I am, y' all. I am fully.
Aja
I love Rue's look. This is, like, what I keep talking about when I say, like, when you do an all black look, try not to wear black hair. Like, I feel like it just pops so nice. I think if I had to, like, pluck pussy hairs on Rue's look, I would just, like, cut the fingers off the tip of the gloves and have, like, a breath of skin.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would cut her fingers off, just.
Aja
Like, have, like, fingerless gloves with a nail. But, yeah, I think Ru looks great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to our first. I love that we're only doing six looks per episode. It's gonna make me so fucking. Oh, my God, I'm so happy.
Aja
Do not like talking about the Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't mind it, but they. But I thought we're gonna do this for 18 queens, right? This. This feels much more. More chill.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So this is Aja as jinx, the Pokemon, as done by who? Did she say Schiaparelli? Schiaparelli. I see more jinx than I see Schiaparelli.
Aja
Yeah. Yeah. I don't see. Yeah, no. Maybe the shapes. Don't really know. Is that a breastplate?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's a breastplate. Yeah. You're not the Pokemon.
Aja
I mean, I am.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jay, can you find the Pidgeotto? Can you find the Naomi Pidgeotto meme? It's so good.
Aja
I definitely know that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm obsessed with the Naomi Pidgeotto meme.
Aja
It was a different time.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I will say. Yeah. Can you say that to J. Jacob? I think that it's not a bad look. There's always something a little off with Aja.
Aja
Yeah. I think what. What I'm noticing is off is the arm color, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Her arms and legs and face are all the same color. Her tits are a deeper color, and.
Aja
Her tits are right next to each other.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I call them hamburger titties.
Aja
Hamburger titties.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. When they're like. They're like two hamburgers. Two whoppers sitting on your chest.
Aja
Ah.
Bob the Drag Queen
When tits should be, like, a little lower or maybe a little wider. It looks like they're in a bra, but the bra's not there.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, we'll see it when we look at what's an Irene's titties in a second.
Aja
Oh, she had the same ones.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but Irene's titties at the top, they're, like, a little separated. They're not like she has Cleavage without.
Aja
A bra, which is very, like, the natural.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is like, how would you have cleavage without a bra?
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
That. That's crazy.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go to our next look.
Aja
Also, wait. I don't get Pokemon that much. I don't get infusing, like, that much Pokemon into your drag. I don't really get infusing anything except for, like, glamour into your drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's camp. I mean, it's very millennial. And I know you are a millennial, but it is like, listen, the girls who love Pokemon, they're not joking around. Jacob.
Phoenix
Oh, I'm loving. I love this look. Roserade entrance gag.
Bob the Drag Queen
My friend Taylor. Like, the ones who. The girls who. The Pokemon girlies are not a game. You know, they're still playing Pokemon Go.
Phoenix
Pokemon is the highest grossing franchise in the world.
Aja
That's wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, people, the Pokemon girlies, they're not fucking around. They love Pokemon.
Aja
But in your drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, girl. They. It's like. It's like, you know how people love Harry Potter? Pokemon's like that for them.
Aja
Okay, but imagine if I came down the Runway as Hermione Granger. Inspired every fucking week. That's so weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
You'd win All Star seven. Let's go on to. To Bosco. Go back to Bosco, baby. This look. Zippers and tits. The zipper in the hair?
Aja
Yeah, the hair. Everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Are you kidding? The zipper on the skin was a little crunchy around the edges, but. But. But I. I couldn't do that. That's why I don't. I don't do prosthetics. But this look.
Aja
I know. It's so good. You can just also, like, you can see how smart she is just by looking at this look. I love that. I mean, I know you are the one that talks about this a lot when it's like you're referencing the designer's looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
So heavily. Or replica.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
This is definitely referencing a Mugler moment. But it's, like, taken and a replica, though. Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
It's like the perfect amount of taking inspiration from something, twisting it and making your own.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's brilliant.
Aja
The hair is just like, next level.
Bob the Drag Queen
Insane.
Aja
Love it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Insane. Bosco looks amazing.
Aja
Love it. Because I've never seen it before.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. I have never, ever seen anything like that before. I'm sort of worked. I'm glad no one did the zipper eye pull down. I'm so sick of that. So sick of it. We. I'm so. Have you done it before?
Aja
No, but I feel like I know who I'M surprised someone on this season didn't do it on this episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who would you have thought would have done it?
Aja
Like, Phoenix, Maybe, like, based on her Runway that she wore.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm doing a zipper eye pull down.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's how this is my favorite Phoenix.
Aja
Missy Maven. Misty Maven. That's what it was, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Misty Maven.
Aja
No petroleum.
Bob the Drag Queen
No Petrolu. But her drag name was Misty Maven.
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I wonder where she's at these days.
Aja
I feel like that was the Zephyri.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had a crush on Misty back in the day.
Aja
I mean, she. Gorgeous.
Bob the Drag Queen
Huge crush. All right, let's go to our next look. Let's talk about other direction. Let's talk about. Okay, so this look is not bad, but it's being overshadowed by everything. Like, everything is overshadowing this look, but every other look on the Runway, basically.
Aja
Yeah. This doesn't really give you tits and sluts, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I think what she's doing is using her titty meat, her natural titty meat to have titties, which I'm always very jealous of the girls who have natural titty meat to push up.
Aja
Oh, I fully thought she was wearing a breastplate.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I think she's using her titty meat.
Aja
Oh, wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like Monet. Monet has titty meat. There's a queen named Shaquita who has. Who's kind of buff, and she has, like, titty meat as well. You've never been able to do titty meat?
Aja
No, not yet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ru has titty meat.
Aja
Rue definitely has Teddy meat. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is kind of gagging because she's so skinny and always been so skinny. I think it's an age thing.
Aja
Yeah. I think they're just getting it from different.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you think it was pulled from her back?
Aja
I do think that they pull it from their back.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's pulling it from the bottom.
Aja
Like, bottom? No, I think it's, like, under your pillow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe a little bit of that.
Aja
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I want. I want. I would like to have the titty meat.
Aja
Yeah, same.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a little titty meat. I can get, like, a little.
Aja
You probably could do it, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can get a little titty meat with the proper.
Aja
Like, Roxxxy's are really good at just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Using highlighter when the girls do not pad their chest and they just paint on the titties. I. I hate you.
Aja
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hate you. You're a bad drag queen, and I think you look ridic. One degree. You look stupid.
Aja
I know. 2D drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's crazy.
Aja
It's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also, why are you. I still going to say it again. Why are you patting your hips and not your titties?
Aja
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will never understand it. One or the other.
Aja
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
One or the other, y' all. All right, let's go on. Wait, what do you. Wait. What do you want about her?
Aja
Never mind.
Bob the Drag Queen
What? No, no. That's not what we do. I don't know what y' all were. I don't know what y' all were doing over at Forever Dog, but, baby, here at Civil Rivalry, we say what we. What we think, okay?
Aja
As someone who has taken advice from people who think that red hair and green look spectacular together, I've tried this. I always now just get Fiona from Shrek whenever I see it, and the whole, like, fairy tale styling is taking me there.
Bob the Drag Queen
And because you think she's still plus size.
Aja
She is.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this is. You know, the red hair is. Red hair is hard to pull off.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because based on what you're wearing, you look like you're going to the ren faire. This is. It is ren faire.
Aja
It's very ren faire.
Bob the Drag Queen
She would be cut at the ren faire.
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, this milk maiden coming through is cling.
Aja
Yeah. She would be rich.
Bob the Drag Queen
But at the ball, on the main stage of Drag Race, you look a little crazy.
Aja
Four tits and slits.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. I agree. Let's go on to our next one. So Olivia Lux is reimagining Lil Kim's look at the VMAs when Diana Ross grabbed her by the titty. Um, it's a great reference. It's probably one of the most iconic titty moments of all time. Um, I think she looks good. This is a good look.
Aja
Yeah, she does look good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I love that shoe. I love that titty. I love that hair. I love this outfit. And I think she made it.
Aja
What did Diana Ross say to her when she did it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she said anything. She just reached over and grabbed it and, like, slapped, picked it up by the hand, which apparently Mary J. Blige was really mad about.
Aja
Oh, really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because Mary J. Blige was, like, really, like, apparently it really embarrassed Lil Kim. Oh, and then Mary J. Blige was mad at Anna Ross.
Aja
I mean, how can you be mad at Diana Ross?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ask Mary J.
Aja
That's like, one person that's like, do. Do whatever you want.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said. She said, no more. No more drama. I want a little bit of drama. You have any other thoughts about this look? Yeah.
Aja
I mean, I understand it. It's, it's, it's. It's hard that. It's like our first time seeing the girls and obviously they can't plan the runways. But like, I don't want to see a reference first up. I don't want to see a reference first up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not, mind you.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do not love the references. Which is part of why. Which is part of why I have a hard time when girls either recreate things or when every look is. Every look is referencing something. Yeah, it's, it's. It's a lot for me. Only I don't like is that you can tell that her. It looks like her body tight ends the ankle.
Aja
Yeah. Is it like a body like, I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Think that the body tight is. What's the titty? The army. And down to the ankle, which she has the stones on her ankle. Unless she got a light skinned foot.
Aja
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're totally right.
Bob the Drag Queen
They could just added a sock to it for sure. Added a little stirrup. Yeah. Or even just a whole foot in there. You know what I mean?
Aja
Just straight lines. They don't go anywhere in drag, especially at the ankle. Yeah, it just cuts you off and makes you look a little shorter or disconnected. That shoe looks huge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, like a big ass shoe.
Aja
Do you like wearing those platforms?
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I have. I usually just wear a pump. I usually wear a 3 to 4 inch pumpkin with no platform on it.
Aja
Normally I need to feel the earth.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to be a platform girly and I'll wear them from time to time, but typically I'm just in a regular pump.
Aja
Yeah, me too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's see our next one. So. This is amazing.
Aja
So good.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is insane. Irene the alien looks. I've never seen a backpack panel that looks like that before. Mm. I've never seen someone do it where it's like in this asymmetrical up and down vibe. Her tits looked really great. They're a great shape. I did not love when it became a leotard though. It's like, girl, you're making it less and less impressive.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
The more you take off. This is stunning.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you came out of this leotard, I'd be like, not. Not that cute. Like, if you're not gonna go for the lip revealing the titties, it's great. But revealing to a leotard, what is the. What are you about to. Is this doing the lipstick for your life? You know what I mean?
Aja
I mean, awesome, amazing look. Gorgeous. I will say I wish the greens matched.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Because the tits are different than the arms.
Aja
It's a hard look to do on television. And there's a part of me that's like, okay, so then why do it on television? But I do think that. No shade to Irene. But I think if acid were to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do it, I think, oh, if Acid Betty did it, it would be perfect.
Aja
It'd be cohesive.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, you can also cover your tits and mesh.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, you don't have to. You don't have to paint the breastplate.
Aja
Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can get a breastplate that's your skin color. And then whatever you put over your arms, just cover that over the tits and it will look just the way your arms do.
Aja
Acid Buddy showed up to season eight with an airbrush machine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I remember. We were shook, shattered and shorn.
Aja
Gagged. She flew from New York five suitcases with a big ass airbrush machine.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, the hair she did, that was like the boxes and they were.
Aja
Linked together with carabiners, their ponytail, everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
I cannot wait. She's gotta make it to the final round.
Aja
I know she, like, she would, like, take hair home and then it would come back and it would be like this. Like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And so on our season. On our season, they would let us take hair to the hotel. And I was convinced Betty had a stylist, a hairstylist. I was like, there's no way what you took home yesterday is what you brought back today. That's impossible. That girl, she's amazing. And then we have. This looked like Phoenix. You know.
Aja
It'S like another thing. It's hard to plan the order of the runways. So, like, for this to be your first debut after being gone for so many years, this would have been a gag. This was a gag when Latrice did it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
And it was like seven episodes into.
Bob the Drag Queen
This banana looks like this is your thing, right? She looks like a Kiki Teletubby.
Aja
She looks like a creepy uncle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, who wears in a gimp suit in the basement.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you are the creepy uncle. One of your nieces, if he was like, uncle Davis has titties in the closet.
Aja
Actually. Yeah. Mediocre. Had.
Bob the Drag Queen
You going to prison. I don't. I don't hate this look, but it's just weirder as her debut.
Aja
Why not a black shoe? Why a lavender? Oh, I didn't even think about purple pleaser boot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
Also, when she undid the tail, the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bottom part, like, you need to. Like, it needs to be attached so we don't see the bottom part of your your came back. It was. It was done. It was like readjusted, but the bottom part of the breastplate was showing, which was so irritating.
Aja
That was weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hated that.
Aja
I think she should have just done a zip and like, have the tits be exposed. She didn't need to, like do it and then pull down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, she self sabotaged herself.
Aja
But fuck that. Putting something over your face.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, fuck.
Aja
Doing your makeup for an hour minimum and then doing that latex.
Bob the Drag Queen
No matter, no less.
Aja
Miss me.
Bob the Drag Queen
She gotta be sweaty.
Aja
Oh, she's dripping. Did you need to clock her mug when she came back from the I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
A little bit sweaty. Let's go on to their, their, their now let's talk about their verses. Okay, so in terms of their verses, Aja said, you know, can you make it big, baby?
Phoenix
Can you pull up the notes up of my phone? I have all the verses.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gotcha. La gotcha extra. I cannot stop saying that. I don't know why I always say it doesn't make. It does not make any sense. Lagacha extra. I say it all the time.
Aja
You came up with it too, huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, of course I did. And it's not good. It's not even interesting.
Aja
Legacha. I barely know her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I barely know her. So. Okay, so.
Phoenix
And a quick disclaimer to our listeners. I typed this all out just by listening to the music because the lyrics are not up. So if there are any wrong words or phrases, I apologize.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's chat jpt.
Phoenix
It is not chat jpt.
Bob the Drag Queen
Chat Jacob. Chat. Jpt. I was gonna say that. Yeah. Anyway, Aja said, you know, they had to put these best. You know, they had to put the best queen first. I put these girls in a hearse on the first verse. Great line.
Aja
She won right there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm a wild little baddie with a fatty and some curves glam rock attitude My eye rolls stern I'm charismatic and unique I got nerve, I'm talented, I win so much and bitches stay mad at it I'm leaving with the crown and girl, I am dominant I'm adamant Whoever in my way, I'll suck the rock out of them. Oh yeah, I said it. This is a great verse.
Aja
So good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her performance was amazing. She was obviously top two, right? Obviously.
Aja
Like when I watch it back, those first three lines, I was like, oh, she won it. Literally, like, that's when she won it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ate it up. Amazing. And I love her look. Yeah, this I can do. Red hair.
Aja
Yes. A natural hair color.
Bob the Drag Queen
A very natural Hair color.
Aja
A very natural hair color.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bosco said B O S, C O. I was not in. She was singing so high. I gotta say, Bosco's singing voice is crazy and not in a good way.
Aja
Was it like a character for the rock girl? That's how I took it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. I just thought, Bosco can't sing. And she was just trying her best.
Aja
Because it was like B O S, C O. The demon's back. So welcome to the smoke show. It's time and you're behind you to read that. And I can tell that you're garments. Not lined tits and ass is my profession. Papa, can you hear me? I have a confession. This is going to be easy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it did. Give that your vision is so good. That 8. Because I am over here fighting for my life.
Aja
I'm telling you.
Phoenix
And you can use code. You can use code. Sibling 15 at Hair Eyewear for all your glasses needs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. I do not like this verse.
Aja
Love the look.
Bob the Drag Queen
The look is so good. She's always gonna eat with the look. Yeah, every time. She's gonna eat with the look.
Aja
I hope so.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I didn't mind her performance. Cause I get what she was doing. Ross was like, show your face. She was trying to show the ass. We get it. Like she was trying to show the ass. This. This verse is so bad.
Aja
It's also so short in comparison to Aja.
Bob the Drag Queen
My hair long legs be all too great. Let's go on to Deja Sky. Deja Skye. I actually like this look a lot. I like the look. She said it's Deja Skye. It's deja vu. Cause I'm bringing this body back to you with the face on tilt like I always do. Yeah, the mug stays beat black and blue. That's actually a pretty good line. Always 100. Always, always 100. I'm in for the kill. Should consider. Should insure those thighs for 100 mil. Cause she has nice legs. Cause always serving. Coming to get your fill. Y' all can call me Lil Jon. Cause the way I man this grill, these are actually pretty decent lyrics. But the thing is, I will say, like, when RuPaul says, call me mother, you know it's real. Yeah, you know we call her mother. When az just says, I put these girls in a hearse on my first verse, you know it's real. When Deja Skye says, always on 100, I'm in for the kill. I don't think she. She doesn't strike me as like zoning in to knock these hoes out.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not the vibe she gives.
Aja
Yeah. I think she's trying to depart from her last season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
Like, nice pretty princess pastel moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't bel. I don't believe you as a badass.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't give badass. But I do believe. I do believe her face on tilt like I always do. The body is. The face is. The face is great.
Aja
Yeah. You want to study there for a second?
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually, I will say this. Back when she was padding, her body was always immaculate.
Aja
I loved her padded body.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like the way Daija Skye used to pad. The body was t every time. She looked so good. But a lot of girls lose weight. They don't want to pad no more.
Aja
Right. I mean, she started.
Bob the Drag Queen
I bullied her into padding a little bit.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did padding just like a little bit on the corset. She has, like, a little bit attached to the corset. Little. Little hip bump work so it can still show leg.
Aja
Oh, wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I bullied mistress into fixing her pads.
Aja
Oh, my God. I don't think you've ever tried to get me into pads.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I do. Although I did see you in pads on drag racing. You looked actually sick me better. You looked stunning both ways, to be honest. Because something about the way you do it looks really good. It's the garments you choose. Like, a lot of these girls don't pad. Mel pick like a straight up and down tube dress.
Aja
Right. I think a lot of people, it's like a feeling more than it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
A look, but you'll not pad. And then you'll accentuate the legs or you'll have a flare at the hip, or you'll corset at the waist. You'll find ways to do it. Other girls will put on a straight up and down just tube dress with no pads. And I'm like, I don't see it. You know what I mean?
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like biley does a pad and it looks good.
Aja
Yeah. I mean, the blueprint.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Some girls. Some girls just don't pad, but they don't get how to. How to. You have to work harder on making your body look feminine when you don't pad.
Aja
It's also hard to introduce yourself to the world as something and then switch it and expect for people to, like, get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is true. That being said, I do think what Deja's doing with her body here, she has figured out the no padding. At least what I've seen on Drag Race right now.
Aja
Yeah. She just. She looks proportionate.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure. Like. Like that thing. That outfit she wore in the opening when she walked in was so good.
Aja
I loved that with all those fucking. Her face, too. I know that you guys already talked about it. Like, her face there. She did, like, this, like, Kevin aucoin Cher makeup, and it was like, one of the best approaches I've ever seen to that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you sliding?
Aja
It is, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't.
Aja
I can't tell how the does.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's still on there, though.
Aja
Let's see. I'm like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's not jumping.
Aja
Okay, good.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not jumping. So let's go on to our next one. Who is Irene the alien? Talk about a short verse. Behind the pointed ears and clown white concealer lies a winner and it's time to release here. This time I'll make sure you remember my name. It's Irene. From Valhalla to the hall of Fame. That's insane.
Aja
That. How short that verse is that.
Bob the Drag Queen
She wrote that at the same time that Aja wrote. You know, I had to, like. You know what? You know, I had to put the best queen first. I killed these girls in the hearse with the first verse. And this is what Irene was writing. What?
Aja
But, you know, it's like. I think it's just, like, the section of the song that they're assigned or that they choose.
Bob the Drag Queen
They all have the same amount of time.
Aja
You think?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. That'd be crazy. If I got less time than everyone, I would. I would raise hell.
Aja
You would?
Bob the Drag Queen
You would? You would. I would be like Edward Biden.
Aja
I think there's some girls who are like. Like, what are you looking at? Your eyes traveling?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I was gonna see if it was lighting, but it's not. It looks like. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. I was looking out for you. She looks amazing. This Lisa Frank leotard catsuit motor jacket moment. So good.
Aja
But this is a winning verse too, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. She's hot, too.
Aja
Crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think the verse is good. Her performance was good. For me, the performance and the look were better than the verse I do like. From Valhalla to the hall of Fame. That's pretty clever.
Aja
Yeah, that is fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
But this verse is pissing me off. But she looks so beautiful.
Aja
She does look gorgeous.
Bob the Drag Queen
She always looks stunning.
Aja
And she's, like, kind of made. I don't know her drag Persona, but, like, her out of drag is, like, kind of made for a hair rock.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Aja
Challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
She even was like, look at me.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Olivia Lux is giving High School Musical does Jesus Christ Superstar. But this girl was actually really good in like Ragtime and Grease and wizard of Oz. But then because she's the school star, they had to give her the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar.
Aja
Yeah. And she just had to do it. I didn't get like musical theater vibes from it, like everyone was saying. But do. I'm going to do her verse.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aja
Okay. Divalicious Supreme Hate that line. Like, what does that even mean? What does that even mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Hate, hate, hate, hate your verse and lyrics.
Aja
I think Ice Spice actually had a Nicki moment this episode. We'll talk about it. Divalicious supreme the electric smile has got you shook up scared I can see I storm the girls out on the street this face, this skin Place your bets on this mugler doll to win I'm a kill a watt cuz I'm a killer what I always make the cut.
Bob the Drag Queen
This verse is horrible.
Aja
That's corny.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so bad. Devalicious supreme these are just like. It's like a fabulicious diva.
Aja
And that's the line.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, fabulous diva coming for the crowd. And I'm gonna shut you other hoes down and we gonna stomp, stomp stomp the Runway and the picture's gonna slay every single day Because I'm con. Con't serving face and I'm gonna end up in first place. Give me the crown. Give it to me now, Mama Ru. I think you know how like it's. I hate it.
Aja
Okay, well, that was good. That was actually really fucking good. I wouldn't be mad at that, but I am mad at the line, the face, the skin.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I hate? The. I cannot read that. The electric smile has got you shook up scared I can see your smile is charming. We're not shook that you're smiling at no one's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit. Like, you do have a beautiful smile. I shook.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm happy to see your beautiful smile, but I don't.
Aja
I feel like she's thinks she ate.
Bob the Drag Queen
With this also storm, you know, storming the girl. Like when you storm. So when. When someone's in on ballroom and then you go on low key on announce, you're storming. Olivia Lux don't storm. No, she don't fucking storm. Do you see her storming Olivia Lux storming the girls?
Aja
No, I do not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, maybe she does, but if. If I was in ballroom and Olivia stormed me, I wouldn't be nervous.
Aja
She was giving what about in the face category.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, I would eat any girl in face. Drag face. Let me tell you right now. You hoes try to convince me I'm not stunning, but you will never, ever convince me. Ever.
Aja
You know what's stunning?
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Aja
Them watching.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. I was saying something. Something online was like Bob and Monat judging people's looks. I said, let me say something. This is the truth. This is the real true thing. Whoever typed that. You will literally never in your life achieved the things I've achieved. You have not. And you will. And you literally will never. You're sitting at home in a shirt with spaghetti stains on it, on a couch, wearing a snuggie or something, talking about me.
Aja
Not too much. I subscribe.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm talking about the YouTubers Patreon. I would never say Patreon. I would never say about you all. You all are so amazing and so. And so fashionable. My God, that's that spaghetti stain.
Aja
That's funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks beautiful though.
Aja
Beautiful. I mean, she had that moment in the wind. I was like everything gorgeous. But she looks like.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like she's dressed as a rocker.
Aja
Right. It's Halloween and her voice was setting. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on our last girl, Phoenix. So I. This might be my favorite look of the rockers.
Aja
The rockers, yeah. That's a. They kind of did her dirty. I think in the performance. They had let her like sliding underneath the dancers, like crawling through and it was like full shadow, like she was in full darkness.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's because she couldn't do anything else. Like just cuz that stuff Jamal Sim was showing us during the rehearsal, she didn't do any of it.
Aja
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it's like, girl, just scratch it.
Aja
From the fire. Do you want me do it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can do it.
Aja
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
From the fire. Because we can do it. Back and forth from the fire, from the ash Phoenix is back Ready to, to. To revenge. Out of my way or I'll take you down Ready in fight Ready in flight Ready to fight Ready to take what I like no queen's gonna come between me and my crown. Boo boo. This is horrible.
Aja
Yeah, this is bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
This verse is horrible. Absolutely abysmal.
Aja
Yeah, it doesn't go anywhere. I kind of feel like she got a lot of help like with this, like just to make something happen. Cause there's no sprinkle of her personality besides her name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Part of me is like this. If you're insecure, make it part of the song and you'll be relatable. But if you're not a devalicious supreme. We'll know you're faking. Yeah, we'll know.
Aja
Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like how Kim, like, I'm bitch perfect. Like, she, like, made herself, like, meek.
Bob the Drag Queen
And cute, and then she like, you're welcome, Kim. I carried you. Carried you to third place. Exactly, Exactly. No, I don't like this. This. This verse, But I love her look. This is my favorite. She was the most. Who looked the most authentic rock and roll to me.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, she. This. This could be a real rocker.
Aja
I will say, like, this challenge, I would have loved to seen this. I love all the camera angles and all that kind of stuff, but, like, when we're watching a competition, I want to see what you're doing in that moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want to see eight cuts together.
Aja
I don't want to hear, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want to see nine takes.
Aja
Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I feel y' all.
Aja
It just, like, kind of takes away the, like, suspense.
Bob the Drag Queen
You right, you right. Let's go to the judging. So the judges, they seem really disappointed in Phoenix, and they were very impressed with Irene and Aja, which, honestly, they were a little harsh on Phoenix because I don't think Phoenix was much worse than the other girls in the performance.
Aja
Yeah, I think that Olivia and Phoenix were the worst.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But they seem to just be going really hard on Phoenix, and they just hated that she wasn't believing her, so they were like, stop fucking looking sad, bitch.
Aja
That's when I Spice kind of, like, gave her the. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. When she was like, they say you're a legend. I wasn't seeing it tonight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, is that what she said? How did I miss that? That's gaggy.
Aja
I know. And then Phoenix Madden's chat clap back online.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, what did she say?
Aja
I think she said something about, like, at least I'm not a. Who's known for, like, a fart?
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a visitor. Are you coming up here? No, we have a. He just wanted to come smell your leg. That's wild.
Aja
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, like, did she think she's gonna take Ice Spice down?
Aja
Maybe. I don't know how they do it over there in Florida.
Phoenix
Also, I appreciate the love from everyone about the Ice Spice comment. I'll comment more and tell the funny part about this later, but trust me when I say my 25 years of experience and decades of contributing to my community is what makes me an icon. Not three minutes on a TV show. That being said, I'm perfectly fine not Getting icon validation from someone who's fame in quotation marks has come from one song about shitting and farting.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be fair, Ice Spice is known for more than one song.
Aja
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I would say that song isn't even her biggest song. And she is famous.
Aja
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like an actual fan. Anyway, that being said, the clapback, it wasn't, it wasn't a particularly strong clapback. There are certain clapbacks that are so good, it's like wow, you literally shut it down.
Aja
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like Jacob, can you read? Could you read Lil Nas X's clap back to Azealia Banks? Like this is an actual clapback. Like when you clap back like this. All conversation's done, Azalea.
Phoenix
I could never make a hit song again. And you would still never in your bussy soap selling chicken, sacrificing botched body hating ass, miserable life reach a tenth of my success. Love your music.
Bob the Drag Queen
Btw, that's a clapback. That's a round of applause back. That's amazing. Anyway, so the top queens are Aja and Irene, which I agree with. Do you agree with that?
Aja
I agree with it too.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the lip sync was. I enjoyed it. Only thing I didn't like was when Irene did the Cabbage Patch.
Aja
Yeah, I mean Aja fucking, she ate, ate so hard. I don't know that move, what it's called when she did that thing with the step kick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Step kick, bitch. Could you do it?
Aja
Hell no. Maybe in these shoes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which again are 12 inch pleasers.
Aja
Right. But she won in that moment. I was like, yeah, she won. And then I had to like rewind it and I had to watch it like three, three or four more times. Then I saw it next day on.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I was like, do my little dance.
Aja
Something.
Bob the Drag Queen
She did her little. Yeah, it was great. Aja ate down.
Aja
But also it's like a song that like. It's like when you have Latrice Royale.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Kenya Michaels dancing around her.
Aja
Maddie morphosis. And as I'm telling you, you know, like, who's gonna win? You know, probably Maddie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine imagine Maddie winning against Latrice and elipsing against. Unless it was like Jethro Tahl.
Aja
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Aja wins. No one's arguing with this. Aja gets the extra points. Aja has three points. Irene has two points. Everyone else has zero points. But RuPaul calls the girls four. She goes, they're going to be MVQ points. And the bottom four queens will each give one point away to someone. They cannot keep it for themselves. And we will tell you all about that when we do the next episode, which will be out in two days. Today is Wednesday and our next episode comes out on Friday. So you can see unless you are.
Phoenix
On the Patreon and then you'll be getting those a day early. So if you're Patreon, you're probably gonna be getting this on Tuesday.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. And you get to see the whole. But you can still see our beautiful, beautiful, stunning faces. All right, see y' all soon.
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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S10 E1 "Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner"
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
In the highly anticipated episode of Sibling Rivalry titled "Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S10 E1 'Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner'", hosts Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen dive deep into the first episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 10. This episode brings a fresh perspective with an upgraded format and an exciting lineup of contestants. Below is a comprehensive summary capturing all key discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.
[02:15] Bob the Drag Queen:
"Welcome back to Sibling Watchery. This season we got an upgrade, baby. The exchange rate literally just went through the roof."
Bob introduces the new season, highlighting significant changes in the show's format. The hosts express excitement about the potential for better numbers and a more engaging competition.
[02:20] Monét X Change:
"We're predicting the best numbers we have ever done."
Monét emphasizes the enhanced chemistry and comedic interplay that promises to make this season a hit.
The hosts discuss the revamped structure of All Stars Season 10, noting that Paramount has brought in a new dynamic by introducing Naomi Smalls, shifting the balance while maintaining Monét’s consistent presence.
[05:04] Aja: (Commenting on the new format)
"As a contestant, this would intrigue me because it's like, a lot less commitment."
Monét and Bob analyze the implications of the new format, which ensures every contestant appears in at least three episodes, thereby reducing the pressure of immediate eliminations and allowing for more character development.
Acid Betty: Bob and Monét delve into Acid Betty’s potential in the competition, praising her unique sewing skills and unmistakable style.
[04:33] Aja:
"She really is not a game. She is a sickening fucking queen. She is a bitch. But she's really lovable."
They highlight Betty’s authentic persona and skill set, predicting her strong performance throughout the season.
Irene the Alien: Irene’s foundational strategies and her first walkthrough with RuPaul impress the hosts, showcasing her determination to prove herself.
[08:07] Aja:
"Her makeup is amazing."
Monét and Bob discuss Irene’s flawless makeup and stage presence, applauding her as a top contender.
Deja Skye: The hosts provide a nuanced view of Deja’s journey, discussing her past weight loss surgery complications and her evolving drag persona.
[28:31] Aja:
"Voluntarily go somewhere to have something major done that you do not speak the language."
Monét and Bob empathize with Deja’s challenges, emphasizing her resilience and adaptability.
Olivia Lux & Bosco: They critique Olivia’s ambitious reinvention and Bosco’s striking zipper-infused look, balancing admiration with constructive criticism.
[47:08] Bob the Drag Queen:
"She’s made a point of it. Her tits are so beautiful."
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the runway looks and performances of the contestants.
Aja’s Jinx: Monét and Bob praise Aja’s creative take on the Pokémon-inspired look, acknowledging her efforts despite mixed reactions.
[45:27] Aja:
"Like, have you seen Aja's Pidgeotto meme? It was a different time."
They humorously reference popular internet memes, tying them into their analysis of the runway aesthetics.
Bosco’s Zippers and Tits: The hosts commend Bosco’s avant-garde zipper details and overall stage presence, while also questioning the practicality of certain design choices.
[48:43] Aja:
"Perfect amount of taking inspiration from something, twisting it and making your own."
Monét and Bob discuss how Bosco’s look balances reference with originality, making it stand out without overwhelming the performance.
Irene’s Alien Transformation: Irene’s alien-inspired ensemble garners both praise for creativity and critiques for certain execution aspects, such as the leotard transition.
[55:06] Bob the Drag Queen:
"The more you take off, this is stunning. If you came out of this leotard, I'd be like, not that cute."
They explore the challenges of translating complex designs onto television screens, debating the effectiveness of Irene’s visual storytelling.
The new points-based system is a focal point of their discussion, with detailed explanations of how contestants earn points through performances and lip-syncs.
[23:09] Bob the Drag Queen:
"They have swapped out Macaroni Exceese. You'll still see Monet throughout this whole time. We'll still be doing Sibling Rivalry together."
Monét and Bob explain the mechanics of the points system, emphasizing its role in determining the top contenders for the semifinals.
Top Queens: Aja and Irene Both hosts agree that Aja and Irene are leading the pack, highlighting their strong performances and strategic gameplay.
[75:52] Aja:
"I agree with it too."
They affirm the current standings, suggesting that their assessments align with the show’s judgments thus far.
Monét and Bob share personal anecdotes and reflections on the pressures of Drag Race fame, contestant backstories, and their own professional relationships with various queens.
Monét’s Journey: Monét discusses her transformation and the challenges that come with being a drag star, including public perceptions and the emotional toll of the competition.
[06:43] Bob the Drag Queen:
"People hate when the girls quit drag. I know people hate when the girls quit drag."
They delve into the complexities of maintaining one's drag persona while navigating personal growth and life changes.
The hosts speculate on future episodes, potential alliances, and the trajectory of key contestants, maintaining an engaging and forward-looking perspective.
Potential Alliances and Returns: Monét and Bob express hopes for beloved queens’ returns in future seasons, such as Layla McQueen and Stacy Lane, emphasizing the evolving nature of the Drag Race franchise.
[23:09] Bob the Drag Queen:
"This is the best idea y' all have for All Stars in a hot minute."
They predict exciting developments, including strategic eliminations and unexpected victories, keeping listeners hooked on what’s to come.
Wrapping up the episode, Monét and Bob reaffirm their support for the top contenders and tease upcoming content, fostering anticipation for subsequent episodes.
[76:32] Aja:
"But also, like, if Acid were to do it, I think, oh, if Acid Betty did it, it would be perfect."
Their final reflections highlight the blend of humor, critique, and genuine admiration that defines their dynamic, leaving listeners eager for more insights in future episodes.
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Conclusion:
This episode of Sibling Rivalry offers an in-depth and entertaining analysis of Drag Race All Stars Season 10’s premiere. Through their infectious chemistry and keen insights, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen provide listeners with a rich exploration of the competition’s new format, contestant dynamics, and memorable performances. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer to the Drag Race universe, this summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, ensuring you stay informed and entertained.