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Bob the Drag Queen
People say that Your your, your YouTuber voice got them bricked up.
Naomi Smalls
Really? Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were like ooh. They were saying it was giving straight.
Naomi Smalls
Oh honestly, it's probably. It's like method acting from growing up with so many straight people.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel about the fans thirsting over you all the time in the comments? Are you not a comment reader?
Naomi Smalls
I mean, I feel like I, I think I read the Patreon comments because they're in there so early. You guys just. It comes out so early and thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, we are on time over here at Sibling, right? I don't know what y' all used to when you're on Mistress's Patreon or if you're subscribing to Willem's Patreon or if you're over on some other boot scoot rag tag, but over Here. Something rivalry. You are getting minimum. Minimum four. Two podcasts a week.
Naomi Smalls
Two podcasts a week.
Bob the Drag Queen
Two minimum. Two podcasts a week. Not to mention zoom parties.
Naomi Smalls
Not to mention the untucked exclusive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Untucked exclusive? Yeah. Three. You're getting three a week over here. Oh, my God. This is. Is this the best deal in town for me?
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. You get it for free. Do we charge you? We don't charge you for Patreon, do we?
Naomi Smalls
I think so, but it comes out of, like, my Patreon or it's like a whole.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have a Patreon?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
Moving on.
Naomi Smalls
Moving on.
Bob the Drag Queen
So let's go on to episode 11 of season 10. This is the. The Tournament of All Stars Invitational. I guess they're calling the counter show the invitational now.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, yeah. What is that? That sounds like a golfing thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what the an invitational is. It sounds like a. Like a party or something where you have to be invited to come do it.
Naomi Smalls
I guess.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know, but I like the way it sounds. It sounds. They're not. They're no longer calling it the. It's invitational is. Baby. I can't.
Naomi Smalls
I am noticing the screen is a lot closer to this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. A competition open only to those invited.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's an adjective.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, is this, like, shaming the girls finale?
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess it is. Who didn't make the bracket? And Cynthia. Honestly, when I realized that only two girls are getting eliminated from this bracket, I would be like, God damn, my feelings are hurt.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, for sure. For sure. And we're getting one back, it seems.
Bob the Drag Queen
And one's coming back.
Naomi Smalls
It seems more pointed and not all. There was, like, multiple people in the raffle thing at the end.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, two girls in the raffle.
Naomi Smalls
We'll get there.
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll get there. We'll get there, we'll get there. But we need to talk about the top of this episode. This first 10 minutes is a mess.
Naomi Smalls
Is this the mistress holding back her words? Oh, like, in Aja's face.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was that okay?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So top episode Mistress is in a mood. Like, she's like, I'm great. I'm having the best time ever. This is a great day. Ginger, you're so talented. I hope you win the whole thing. That would piss me the. I would. I would be like, now we're. Now we're fighting.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I, I. I do not know how everyone there was. So everyone there was like, yeah, it is what it is. I'd be like, you're like. When I was like, you do. I've been like, what the is wrong with you?
Naomi Smalls
When Aja called her like, that energy v it, she really did, like, choose the exact words to not say to suck all the energy out of the room.
Bob the Drag Queen
And not only that, when the group decided just move on from her, she would do something to get it back on her in her bad mood.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're like, okay, we're gonna ignore you. Then she starts laughing in the corner for no reason.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then they were like, moving on again. And then she was like, well. So I was like, okay. Anyway, she was like, well, I look forward to seeing. I'm like, girl, oh, my. You're doing too. You're doing way, way too much. And also, here's the tea. Is Mistress a fake ass bitch? And here's my question for asking. I watched Mistress's video with Aja, and in her video, she was like, oh, you were getting all the laughs. You were getting all this. And then on this show, she's like, oz, you got no laughs. So what's. What's really the tea? Mistress, how do you really feel? Do you feel like Aja got laughs or when she was in your face, you know, on the zoom, and she was monetizing your channel and bringing you money and you want her to stay? Then you were like. You were getting so many laughs. So, like, what's really the tea?
Naomi Smalls
You want people to keep it consistent?
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, if I am nothing, I am consistent. Okay, that. That's. That's weird because on here, you're saying to straight to camera, aja got no laughs.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then you're saying they edit out Aja laughs.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, like, what's. What's really the deal?
Naomi Smalls
I think she's just mad. She's just mad and taking it out. It's like my mom used to say it's called, like, kicking the cat. Like, when you get home from work and you're not, like, everything made you so mad throughout the day, so you just, like, kick your cat.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did your mom kick the cat?
Naomi Smalls
I don't. I never saw that with my own eyes. We had a lot of animals at one time growing up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, all the same time.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Things that weren't cats and dogs.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Like turtles and rabbits and guinea pigs and hamsters.
Guest Speaker
Did you have any that were specifically yours?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I had, like, a go of pig, a goat, sheep, a couple sheep.
Guest Speaker
What were their. Did you name them or their names?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, my. I don't know why I was so obsessed with this. My pig was named Juju. My Goat was named Elvis. I had a sheep named Rose, a sheep named Violet, a sheep named Clover, sheep named Sham, Shamrock. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you were that kind of girly.
Naomi Smalls
I got that photo of me with the pitchfork behind the gate or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
The one that you found of me like, from, like, this picture. And I know there's normal me, not a picture, but. Jay, text me while you're editing, and I will get you the picture. I promise. I will get you the picture.
Naomi Smalls
I think the biggest let down of the last episode, your butt wasn't in there. So your butt has to be right here next to the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Next. To Naomi with the pit with the pitch ax.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, I was like, 12 there, so maybe not next to each other.
Bob the Drag Queen
But. Yeah. So everyone. What's. What makes it weird that everyone is being really nice to. To Mistress A was like, you look so stunning in this outfit. Thank you. I know I look stunning. I always look stunning. And, girl, you ate that lip sync. Yeah. I've never lost a lipstick on Drag Race. Cut to. Because, I mean, a lot of. Girl, you never lost a lip sync on Drag Race, and you only did a. What? No, no, no, no.
Naomi Smalls
I lost the one I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, what you did. You beat Monet?
Naomi Smalls
I was going to say I lost ours, the realness one, but I guess that wasn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
But no one lost that one that, like, me, you and Chichi all. Me, Me, you and Kim all won that one.
Naomi Smalls
Right, Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you beat Monet. Say it right to the camera.
Naomi Smalls
I beat Monet. Exchange in a lip sync. Yeah. I don't know if she wanted to either, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gather that crunchy, no talent sponge.
Naomi Smalls
So have you beat Mon in a contest before?
Bob the Drag Queen
In life.
Naomi Smalls
In life.
Bob the Drag Queen
In the context of life. I think I'm doing pretty good, to be honest. But it's with everyone's being so nice and everything they say to her that's nice, she turns it into, like, yeah. And it should be that way because I'm cunt and ginger. Man, you're so good. I hope you. You know how I know this is. This bitch is pissing me off. I'm over here. Like, goddamn, I'm siding with Ginger.
Naomi Smalls
That's when you know it's real.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is crazy.
Naomi Smalls
I'm like, there's something, like, very misleading about the way that Mistress is and the way that you, like, visually take her in and the way that she acts, because she does give you, like, very grandam. Like, I've been in the business for years, but she really is, like, 24, 25 old.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's very insecure. I think when AA said so, they. They come in the next day and AA Says, well, first of all, before they get the next day, this is a part that. That I was like, girl, you need. You need to stop. She goes, many of you need it more than I do. Oh, I can sit at home and play video games on YouTube and be just fine. Then bitch, go home and do that and play the Sims.
Naomi Smalls
Do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And let queens who wanted win Drag Race, win Drag Race. And you go home and do your character with that wig and that dress from Ross and. And you fucking play the Sims and you build your house and let queens who want to win Drag Race actually win drag races. You don't fucking care so much.
Naomi Smalls
This is giving very. If. If this show canceled tomorrow, y' all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would be homeless, y'. All. She looked into the face. She said. She said homeless out of a job.
Naomi Smalls
I think she's out of it. I think she's in my mind. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
On the street. But, like, why would you need. Also, I don't think she's in a room full of people who are just struggling.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not like every. This is not like a. Like a at risk youth program where people are in off the streets and stuff. You know what I mean? And then so they come in the next day, and then AA Someone's like, aa, you were in your head about your. About things. How are you feeling? She goes, I'm feeling good. And then Mistress just starts laughing and A's like, what are you laughing at? And she does the no girl tell you no girl keep talking. That would send me. I would be so livid if you were Aja, and I would not handle it as well as Aja did.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Under any circumstances, are you confrontational?
Naomi Smalls
I think in this scenario, I probably would be because she. There's no way to not. She's right here.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the closest we've gotten to a physical altercation on Drag Race ever.
Naomi Smalls
You think so?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, moving your hair and ha ha ha in your ear. Like, my reflexes would kick in, right? I mean, this is insane.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Don't touch me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or at least be like, okay, cut the shit. What the are you doing? Like, what the fudge was that? We are here to kiki cut up and read, but don't fucking don't touch me.
Naomi Smalls
There's something, like, in the drag world that I think is, like, the ultimate way to make someone mad is to, like, start fix. Oh, I'm probably in the girl world too, but, like, start fixing Your, like, hair out of your lash.
Bob the Drag Queen
Adjusting things.
Naomi Smalls
Adjusting things.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then the hahaha in the ear. She wants to be on Bad Girl. So Bad Girl. Wait for House of Villains for this. This is a talent show. The. The bracket with the games are done. Go. But go be on House of Villains. Go beyond baddies. Go be on Boot Scoot island or whatever Zeus network show you want to be on. But this is Paramount. Plus, honey.
Naomi Smalls
Poor Aja. But I think Aja did handle it well, and she, like, told her about herself in that moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I just said, you think you're doing something big, but you're. All you're doing is making yourself look really small. Chop that bitch down at the knees. At the knees. She had nothing to do after that. And then she goes like, well, I don't think I'm taking advice. Somebody in your position. I am fighting you.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And everyone was so uncomfortable. But you know me, I love uncomfortable situations. I thrive.
Naomi Smalls
Who would you want to be in this table scenario? You want to be mistress? Oh, you want to be like, I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Want to be Irene. I don't want to be the one.
Naomi Smalls
You want to be calling out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to be like, you need to call. You need to stop. Like. Like, when Derek Bear was coming for you. And I was like, what the going on here, right? Like, why are you bullying this. This. This little skinny with the boat. Shake him. She's going to be gone tomorrow.
Naomi Smalls
Let her live.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really thought you were going.
Naomi Smalls
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, y' all notice? But after that, after the. The Runway, I was like, it's been so nice knowing you. I was like, you know what? You made it. You made it to drag.
Naomi Smalls
Let's celebrate that.
Bob the Drag Queen
The way I said my goodbyes, that was crazy. I'm sorry. That was insane. I severely underestimated you.
Naomi Smalls
I think I said my goodbyes after the first episode. And after Snatch Game, I was like, all right. I had so much fun with y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Naomi Smalls
I probably won't be able to say bye later.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's been real. It's been fun. I gotta fucking run. And then, of course, you know, she never had. Hers is. And everyone's so uncomfortable. They're so. They're all cringing so hard. You can tell they're uncomfortable. RuPaul saves the day with Sherwood and had hers. The message comes up, and then RuPaul walks in and announces the reading challenge. How have you done on the reading challenges on your seasons?
Naomi Smalls
Oh, I think my first time with you, I was like, it was silly.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't Bad though.
Naomi Smalls
No, I mean, because I am evil.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. It wasn't cringey. You know what I mean? And how was your all Stars reading challenge?
Naomi Smalls
You helped me with that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. But it was. It was good.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, it was great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Won your challenge.
Naomi Smalls
Who won our season eight? One was Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I won the season eight. Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Cuz she. I think you just like a. I think you did like extra for each person.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did a lot. I did a. They did not air.
Naomi Smalls
You did a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, let's go on to this. So did any reads stand out to you that you remember? O. I wrote down a few myself.
Naomi Smalls
What was the. The pothole.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. Ginger Min said you, you. You smoke a lot of pot and you're such a slut. You should be a pothole.
Naomi Smalls
Wait, Ginger said that? Yeah, Never mind, never mind. I thought that was the best one for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said that to George's.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Diabetty said mistress, you lost so much weight. You've proven that people can really can be big bone.
Naomi Smalls
I love that one too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that Bosco said to Georges, you're such a slut, you should rename your throat the orphanage.
Naomi Smalls
I never heard that before.
Bob the Drag Queen
Irene said mistress, you lost so much. You lost. Congrats on losing your weight. Now you can finally say you lost something. You can't blame on Sasha. Kobe.
Naomi Smalls
That was great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was also fantastic.
Naomi Smalls
The most evil one I think that was in there was the. You still look like you sweat mayonnaise.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's. I believe. I believe Oz just said that to Ginger Minj. Can I just say side note, I really like Ginger's workroom outfit this episode. It was like that onesie with the harness on it.
Naomi Smalls
She looks like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you about to say cover her face?
Naomi Smalls
No, not cover her. Well, yes, if you cover her face, it does not look like that would be a Ginger Minj.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
In her taste, vernacular, kind of.
Bob the Drag Queen
Absolutely.
Naomi Smalls
Outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Normally Ginger dresses like a gay uncle at Disney with the kids.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like khaki shorts, a polo button up shirt, a crown, a Goofy hat, a stitch shirt, something. Yeah, but she is. I like this. This look is really funny.
Naomi Smalls
She got styled for it. And I do think actually a lot of drag race contestants, I think a lot of drag queens, they just like, are really good at certain things. And it's totally okay to go in there with like someone writing your joke. Someone. All that jazz. So like, might as well. If you don't have like a stylist state of mind, have a stylist help you.
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Naomi Smalls
Feel in your clothes?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know about y'.
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Naomi Smalls
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Naomi Smalls
What's up?
Bob the Drag Queen
Laganja Estranja started the cute looks in the workroom.
Naomi Smalls
I. I remember when we were going for season eight, them saying, like, we want you to bring Laganja Estranja workroom level looks into the workroom.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I did not.
Naomi Smalls
And I did not either.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I did not either.
Naomi Smalls
But I just remember them saying that and being like, oh, wow, this is important to them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Leganj, y'. All. No one gives Laganja the credit she deserves for what she did for how girls are dressing in the workroom. She really thought to herself, I want to look cute out of drag. Some of it was wild. The no smoking. The no, the no smoking fascinator was crazy, right? But honestly, she ate like Laganja. You're such an innovator and an icon specific when it comes to drag race and what girls are doing in that space.
Naomi Smalls
Like the way they're looking, the way they're talking, the way they're performing, like Laganja, the way they come into the workroom. And didn't she like have the first entrance or.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but she. But she had one of the most iconic, which is. Come on season six, let's get sickening with a dip. Yeah, she. The. The splits, the jumping from the. The lipstick assassin.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my gosh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jumping off the ladder, landing in the split. She's had so many iconic Drag Race moments, for sure. I can't believe she hasn't been back on All Stars yet.
Naomi Smalls
I don't think. I think she's been asked a lot, and I don't think she's interested.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's had it.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I don't think she's interested in. Maybe she just also, like, wants to go through her, like, journey of finding her womanhood and all that jazz she steps into. I mean, are we all.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's on a. Always on the journey. That girl is constantly on the journey. And honestly, the road less traveled. So Bosco wins the Reading Challenge. This is her second time winning a Reading Challenge. So, like, she's like, girl, it's not a fluke. And then RuPaul announced that this week is going to be the talent show. Now, Irene and Diabetty both got sent home on a talent show.
Naomi Smalls
Oh. So they're. They're probably shaking in their boots.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shook, shattered, and shorn. Especially Irene. Irene is nervous because of her infamous water talent.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Infamous for all the wrong reasons. Such a bad idea.
Naomi Smalls
I wish we could have seen it how she was practicing it in her own space, going for Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wouldn't have been good.
Guest Speaker
What's All Stars?
Bob the Drag Queen
Just imagine arena at home making a glass of water, and I think you figured out what it is. I want to be one of the.
Naomi Smalls
Friends that she, like, practiced it for. You know, were they big upping her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her?
Naomi Smalls
I mean, there's a lot of big up. Yes, yes. Queen type of energy around drag queen. So I. I could see.
Guest Speaker
That was All Stars for the very first talent show.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, All Stars 2 is the first talent show where. Where. Where Ador Delano sang a song and then she had hog body, but she fixed it. And then she goes.
Guest Speaker
I'm leaving Montres. To that really great number.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Guest Speaker
So this is what Trixie do for three.
Bob the Drag Queen
Trixie played the autoheart.
Guest Speaker
Oh, I do remember that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she sang an original song, I think. But Ginger Mange was in the first ever talent show.
Naomi Smalls
What does she do?
Bob the Drag Queen
She sang, she went home. She not. She did go home. No, no. Adora went home. No door to send herself home. Then Coco went home, then Ginger went home the next day. Ginger's been safe for every talent show she's done, including this one. Spoiler alert. Ginger's never won a talent show, which is funny because she's insanely talented.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think her talents that are, like, more Drag Race friendly Lie in her comedy and her acting and her improv ing. And no one I've seen has done improving as their. What is with the crowd work for their.
Naomi Smalls
It's really hard to do that in such. Because they only really give you a minute 30. Right. Or like a minute. Something like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the crowds have gotten smaller. When we. When we performed our. Our girl group challenge, we had a lot of people there.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, that was like a.
Bob the Drag Queen
Including the Vivian.
Naomi Smalls
I know, but do you remember? She was, like, far away.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, she was, like, far away in, like, some doorway.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they did, like, some big. They didn't represent on the show, but they were like, this is Vivian. She won some.
Naomi Smalls
Some contest. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Before, when they had bought the rights, I think.
Guest Speaker
The UK drag ambassador.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, she was the UK drag ambassador. But I was just. I was remembering that they were like, guys, this is the Vivian. And we were like, hey, girl. She was so we didn't know who she was. We didn't know this competition was happening.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then we just had this, like, other drag queen, kind of like a she in the competition.
Naomi Smalls
Like, she was in full drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Full dragoons. Yeah, full dragoons. So this week, the challenge is going to be that. And Ginger has been safe every single time. Diabet, Irene have both been gone home and they're. So Then they go back and they check on Mistress Isabelle Brooks and Aja again to be like, hey, I know y' all were, like, arguing yesterday. Are we good? And m like, girl, we always just read down in Kiki later. But that wasn't reading.
Naomi Smalls
That was like, no, she's mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was, like, beyond nagging. That was like. I don't. I don't even know what to describe with that. That was like, literally, I don't even. New York. Tiffany Pollard would not do the stuff that Mistress was doing.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Even New York is probably watching. Like, girl, the is wrong with you.
Naomi Smalls
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
If Tiffany Pollard is like, girl, calm down. You need to calm down.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I think there's, like. Tiffany would handle it with, like, way more mind games and literally in your.
Bob the Drag Queen
Face, or at least funny quips. Like, she's saying funny stuff or funny reads as opposed to, like, you know, it kind of reminds me of when Shay was. When Shay Coulee was mad at the finale.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, do I?
Bob the Drag Queen
Valentina goes. And Shay, you have a lot to say about me. You seem very upset. Do I seem upset to you right now? Like, you were clearly upset.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And trying to. And Mistress's whole thing. This Entire episode is trying to convince us that she thinks she's doing a good job, that she's not mad, and that she is the richest drag queen in the world. And the rest of you are just broke bitches who would be homeless if you don't win the show. But we shall see, girl. Well, girls, we shall see. And Oz is the only one from this group who's actually won a talent show.
Naomi Smalls
Right? Viral. That's what they keep saying. It's a viral moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you gonna jump from there?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you? And I believe sometimes ruse is a little unwarranted. But when that was real, that was real.
Naomi Smalls
I think that was real. The whole Jorge is being thrown out across the stage. That one was real.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think when. When someone got sent home and Rue gasped. Was it when you sent home Manila that Ru was like, yeah, maybe.
Naomi Smalls
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
You gathered RuPaul. You fully gathered RuPaul. Cuz someone got eliminated and RuPaul was like, oh, my God. And you was like, it's been a.
Naomi Smalls
Different show ever since.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you was like, you changed a lot of stuff for drag, too. I never. Ceremony.
Guest Speaker
Oh, sorry.
Naomi Smalls
Let's see, like, what triggered. Like, like, no pads, no tits. No pads. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Here, here it is. Oh, yeah, this. Yeah, this is R R gagging.
Naomi Smalls
Your favorite.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Naomi Smalls
Oh. They didn't even show R's reaction first.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, maybe something. I can't remember. There's one time that someone goes home, some girl sends someone home, and Rue is like, I wonder who it was.
Naomi Smalls
Was it Latrice?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember who.
Naomi Smalls
Latrice on her original season, maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
So they go into rehearsals. They. I've never seen them film the talent show rehearsals. What? How did y' all rehearse?
Naomi Smalls
I think it was. It was still, like, in the beginning of the season. I think it was at the end of first day entrance. Like, we got to do our little rehearsal.
Bob the Drag Queen
So some girls rehearsed and everyone on. So some girls rehearsed and got sent home.
Naomi Smalls
No, you still got pana heels for.
Guest Speaker
UK versus the one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. When she sent home little mama.
Guest Speaker
Blue sender home.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. When Blue sent home Pangina Pikachu. That was a very heartbreaking. Did you watch that one?
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
The girl Pangina was like, down bad, like, sobbing behind the stage for minutes. And RuPaul's like, Let the music play.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
There is in the back, like.
Naomi Smalls
There'S something so traumatic sounding of hearing a queen crying behind those curtains and they're still, like, upping the Show. It's, it's kind of.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who.
Guest Speaker
Who are you thinking of?
Naomi Smalls
I think pheromone is one that I really remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've also been crying in front of the curtain while the music was playing, like trying to like, let the music play, dance and like crying. Oh, I said when Acid Betty got like, I was like crying and I was like trying to dance, I was like, I can't fucking do this. It doesn't show. There's no, there's no. They don't, they don't show me crying.
Guest Speaker
So you, you wanted, you want to Acid Betty to win that lip sync?
Naomi Smalls
You really did?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I just, I think what it was was just that the competition really started to just get to us at that point and we had. Had started forming real bonds and friendships and I think no matter who got sent home, I would have just been really crying. Like, like Kim, Kim and I were both. So Kim was crying before the lip sync even started. Like, me and Kim were in the back, like holding each other. Like she's like crying. It does not show. They, they don't show. They cut away from all of our crying. We were just in the back, like crying, holding each other. And then I said, Betty, I think what it was, she was being so like, like dignified and she, she really took it on the chin. Like she, she wasn't causing a scene, she wasn't weeping. She was just like, thank you so much for the time and I'll see you all. And I was like, God damn. Like, this is. It's real. Like, I think what it was at the point of competition, everyone there was, was, I thought was good competition at that point. Snatch Game.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone at that point was like, these are all. These are everyone here is a good competition. And like I can't imagine anyone going home at this point point.
Naomi Smalls
So.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I would have been easy goodbye.
Naomi Smalls
For Leila, Dax and Cynthia, is what you're saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Easy, easy. They should have sent them all home at once and two of dick@ once.
Naomi Smalls
And they need to start doing that. I thought that that's what was going to happen actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
If R would have done a quadruple eliminate If R would have done a quadruple or at least a double elimination and make two different girls lip sync and send each of home from separate lip sync drinks, that would have been brilliant tv.
Naomi Smalls
Like for this bracket, like for this episode. You know what? I think I'd rather go out on an episode like that. I think I'd rather be grouped in together on an elimination than have my own elimination.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you go back and look at Layla, McQueen and Dax as they're being eliminated, if you look at them talking to camera, they're the same height.
Naomi Smalls
Because standing on, like, Layla's hand on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Two apple boxes, Layla is five five and Dax is six. Looks four.
Naomi Smalls
It's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it just. I was. I remember thinking, how the. Are these the same height?
Naomi Smalls
Why did they get, like, the most giant cast for our season?
Bob the Drag Queen
We were. We were very, very tall people. So during the rehearsals, they. They have them, like, partnering up. Right. So Ginger and Irene are helping each other, and then Irene and then Bosco and wait, Aja and Lydia. Okay.
Naomi Smalls
Dynamic. I like their dynamic.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. Who Aja and Lydia. Yeah, it was very, very charming. Not the two I would have put together, but I would probably put Aja with maybe George's. But it were. I think this was really cute. But as Aja is watching Lydia being like, girl, I don't know what you're. I don't know what this is. And it sounds like Lydia did not run this by anybody. Like, she didn't want to run about the girls.
Naomi Smalls
She had no time.
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
Naomi Smalls
She had to come up with this in, like, a week.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fair. She didn't. She didn't want to tell Irene what she was doing in the work. She was like, I'll just do it and let everyone gag.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then it's. It sounds like she didn't talk to her friends home or she's. She didn't really show aa what it was. So I was like, I don't really know what's going on. And she was like, I just want to gag everyone on the. On the on during the talent show tomorrow. And she gagged them. It was not the way I think she wanted to gag them.
Naomi Smalls
The words in Drag Race. I'm just going to.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just going to. Don't just g. To girl.
Naomi Smalls
I'm just going to. Is the worst headspace to go into, say, the plan, especially if you're talking to R. She hates that. Like, R is not like, I'm just going to.
Bob the Drag Queen
She used to really dog the girl. So I'm just going to.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wish you would bring that back. My favorite R is I can't remember who it was. They couldn't fix the sewing machine.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're like, this sewing machine is broken. And RuPaul leaned over the machine.
Naomi Smalls
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pressed one button, and she was like, there you go. That is as if RuPaul has sat down at A sewing machine. But she still knows how to use one. But she still knows how to use one gag. Wake that up. Jacob's been saying, wake that up. Or wake it up up. Non, wake it up.
Naomi Smalls
I like it better when you say it.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's to anything. To anything. Like, if we're all deciding where to eat and I choose, you know, Jack in the box, but everyone else choose Taco, but he. Yeah, wake it up. Like, literally anything. So during the makeup, they're having a conversation about what it's like to be trans in the world today. I love that they're having this conversation. They actually talking about gender markers on passports. They're talking about what it was like to travel. It is.
Naomi Smalls
I'm like, I thought this was like the most punk rock thing to leave in the show in the. Edit it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
What a journey we've been on. On Drag Race. From. From.
Naomi Smalls
From the Olympic remarks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. To RuPaul posting the. The tran. The train flag.
Naomi Smalls
Wait, what's that?
Bob the Drag Queen
You remember this is.
Naomi Smalls
That's Twitter. Like back when she used to tweet.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was it. Oh, she don't tweet anymore, do she?
Naomi Smalls
No, I miss her Twitter. She was like, share level crazy Twitter back in the day.
Bob the Drag Queen
This train flag.
Naomi Smalls
In the 10 years, even Cassie, I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Think she thought it was a trans flag if you. And it's a train.
Guest Speaker
So she accidentally.
Naomi Smalls
Is this a real tweet? Yes. Oh, wow. So she.
Guest Speaker
She accidentally.
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
Guest Speaker
I think she was googling trans flag. She mistyped train flag and this is the. And just used the first photo that came up.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what happen when you use speech to text.
Naomi Smalls
She's shoot.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's why old people trying to use speech. You have any old folks who use speech to text when they talk to you?
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like a puzzle. You be like, what? Like you like the bitch's code, you know?
Naomi Smalls
Who is Peppermint? Oh, Peppermint is a voice to text diva.
Bob the Drag Queen
I be. I be having to cross reference. What did she say to you? What did she say to you? All right, we can figure out what she meant. I think she wants to meet outside on Thursday. But yeah, I love they're having that conversation.
Guest Speaker
I made this RuPaul tweet from December.
Naomi Smalls
13, 2012 has my pathetic.
Bob the Drag Queen
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Naomi Smalls
Did they say this on this episode?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they were talking about how no one's getting corporate gigs anymore.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, yes, yes. The pride.
Bob the Drag Queen
The pride keeps it drying up for sure. And there was a thing where, like, the girls are, like, we're not getting booked. And like. And like, the girls have jobs.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which having a job should not be any indicator that you're like, girl, it's okay. Girl, it's okay to get a job.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, there's nothing bad with supporting yourself. There's nothing wrong with making money. There's nothing wrong with supporting yourself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whenever they find out one of the rug girls has a job, everyone's like, oh, right, a job. You have a job, right? Imagine tweeting that from your job. Imagine reading that a queen has a job sitting at your desk being like, failure.
Naomi Smalls
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
You're a failure. You literally have a job, too. Tweeting that from your desk or from your drive thru or from your teacher's desk or your. I don't know, what other jobs are there? Paint? I don't know. Train Conductor. Did you know in New York City, when the train conductor stops, every time the train stopped that they have to open the. The. The. The window and point to this little sign? Did you know this? Every single time.
Naomi Smalls
What sign?
Bob the Drag Queen
There's like a. There's like a strip. Like a black and white stripe thing. And every time the train stops, they have to open the door. Point to the thing is to show they're paying attention.
Naomi Smalls
Ah. To a camera. That's like watching.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, there's a camera filming.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they always point to the thing.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
You. Now those you never see, you will never unsee it. You will never unsee that.
Naomi Smalls
Now, did you learn this in your voice over?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I learned this from Tik Tok.
Naomi Smalls
What was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Or YouTube.
Naomi Smalls
That's the.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was. I was in the.
Naomi Smalls
I was in the subway.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was in the. Yeah, I was a voice on the subway during lockdown, which is such a flex. Which Monet hates. I keep telling Monet that I'm an iconic New Yorker.
Naomi Smalls
You are. I mean, that is an iconic New Yorker job.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet knows I'm.
Naomi Smalls
I'm an iconic New Yorker moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. No, it is. Monet knows I'm an iconic New Yorker. It bothers her because I wasn't born in New York City, but in Monet's map, in my 12 years, I did more than she could ever do in her crusty, dusty 30 something years in New York City. But it is what it is. I'm an iconic New Yorker now.
Naomi Smalls
It doesn't matter.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was on the. Me and Nas.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Me and not together. But he had one.
Naomi Smalls
You guys are the only, like, Jerry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Seinfeld, Nas, me, Alana Glazer, I think Fran Lebowitz.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
And a couple more.
Naomi Smalls
That's cool. That's very cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. I have the announcement to say to. To remind. To give you. To give your seat to a pregnant person. Person.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, y'.
Naomi Smalls
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's Bob the Drag Queen. Purse first. Anyway, if you see a pregnant person, please get up and let them sit down.
Naomi Smalls
A Such a straight. Ally.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ally. So let's go into the talent show.
Naomi Smalls
Let's do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Overall, what are you going to rate the talent show? Like, okay, let. Let's start with. I'm trying to think talent shows are hard to rank because, like, I'm really picking, like, specific talents that I loved as opposed to, like, the whole thing was great. But I will say All Star 7 was probably the best talent show.
Naomi Smalls
The winners. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monae's opera, Shea's Performance of what is that?
Naomi Smalls
When she was strict.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her song. I can't remember the name of the song, but Shay's. Shay's song Collide.
Guest Speaker
Was that Collide?
Bob the Drag Queen
Collide. Maybe it was Collide. Yeah. And I remember the name of Mon song Boo Boo or something. It was. I don't know what it was. It was some opera song with the fog. Jinx, monsoons. Like Broadway inspired performance.
Guest Speaker
Trinity pouring iced tea on herself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Trinity's sweet tea thing. Aa doing that traditional dance. It was. It was a really fun Raja.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It was a really good talent show.
Naomi Smalls
I love when the girls bring. I mean, yeah, I love when the girls bring like a talent that is like something like how Gia Gun did her.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was so good.
Naomi Smalls
Everything she ate that my auntie back the kabuki bags, icons, Kabuki dance, everything. Manila, when she like did the painting and then flipped it upside down and did the reveal.
Bob the Drag Queen
Manila is a brilliant, like painter.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, she's so talented.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I love when there's a talent that is not music based as much as I love like, you know, pose and Ava Maria and all that jazz. Like, I do love when it's like something that you're just like watching come to life.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have a favorite talent you've seen on Drag Race from Italian show. Mine is probably Monet's opera performance. It's really good.
Naomi Smalls
Why'd you even ask me if you're just gonna answer?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh my God. I was offering mine so you could think of.
Naomi Smalls
Kidding.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm kidding. So you can think of yours. Sorry.
Naomi Smalls
It's.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's kicking.
Guest Speaker
Raja o' Hara sewing a dress in a minute was a really great one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Raja sewing the dress. Raja sewing the dress.
Naomi Smalls
That was that amazing. Honestly, I do think that Manila's flower is my favorite.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was really.
Naomi Smalls
Cuz it kept I watching it in like person. I was like, what the is happening?
Bob the Drag Queen
Judging, like going. You're like you're going home.
Naomi Smalls
It's what I do best. All I know how to do is judge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh my God. That'd be a great talent.
Naomi Smalls
Just judge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Judging people.
Naomi Smalls
Oh my gosh. No, I think, yeah, Manila is my favorite.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was. It was really good. And I. And I love that Bob Ross inspired hair and the dress. Such a great. She's such a great visual queen. I like her a lot.
Naomi Smalls
Is there something about a non black girl wearing an afro that is not black? That just somehow always just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I will say this under the radar. I will say this though. It is Bob Ross.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
So that's where, like, I. I think that Utica should have just worn an afro instead of wearing squirrels on her head. I don't know if you remember this or not.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my God. That was her Snatch Game.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob Ross for Snatch Game. Instead of wearing an afro, she just wore squirrels on head. And I'm like, girl, Bob Ross had an afro.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. That's when you're thinking too hard.
Bob the Drag Queen
There are white people who have afros. It is what it is. And you're being Bob Ross. You're not being, you know, Angela Davis. That would have been weird.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean?
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my gosh. When. When Derek word her afro for Cynthia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cynthia. Cynthia was wearing my.
Naomi Smalls
Was actually, for some reason, it being in that tone worked on Cynthia. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because Derek had a blonde fro, though.
Naomi Smalls
I think Derek's was like a two.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Cynthia was wearing my fro. Dorothy was wearing my coat. The way I carry that season. Let's go on to Aja's talent. So first, let's talk about RuPaul's look on the Runway. I like this look. This look is really cute. What is Michelle wearing?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, Michelle's like, Bambi moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love her.
Naomi Smalls
Rue looks like she is almost wearing headphones. Like, wired headphones. These, like, two braids.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Naomi Smalls
And she looks like she goes hard for the Lakers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hard in the Bait.
Naomi Smalls
She is hosting the tailgating.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Law Roach and the guest judge look really good, too. This. They. They look great.
Naomi Smalls
Doesn't the guest judge look like. If you put your thumb over. That's got Mick. Like, that's got mixed hair. That's got mixed colors, I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. I can say, yeah. Gabby does a lot of black and white.
Naomi Smalls
She doesn't or she does.
Bob the Drag Queen
She does. She does. She has a lot of black and white.
Naomi Smalls
And La Roach looks like such an improvement than the last time she was there with, like, the rhinestone.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't even remember what they were.
Naomi Smalls
The rhinestone glasses.
Bob the Drag Queen
So let's go over the talent show. So up first, we have. I thought Aja went first. So Aja, I will say this. I did not like that outfit Aja had on. It was pretty bad.
Naomi Smalls
I hate that my eyes went straight to that nape of that ponytail. If I can see the back of your wig when you're standing looking at me in the front, there's an issue.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also put your. You can put your hair in a wig cap that is also the color of your scalp, which will reduce the visibility of us seeing your dark hair under your. Was it a Blonde wig. I can't remember. A red wig.
Naomi Smalls
Red wig. I don't even think she had a wig cap on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe not, but I was. No, because she had one on untucked.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, you're right.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I will say she looked beautiful. Her face. And I. I love Aja in a ponytail. I genuinely thought that her and that ponytail looked really, really good. But the outfit was upsetting. And then the reveal. To reveal to another outfit, that was also upsetting.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like to. If you have an upsetting outfit on and then you reveal to another upsetting outfit, it's just. It's so. It's upsetting.
Naomi Smalls
I know. It defeats the point of a reveal. Like, I can handle your first outfit being a little bit disappointing if you reveal as cunty, stunty, hunty the house down boots.
Bob the Drag Queen
I liked her biting the head off the chicken. Love that moment. And I love the dancing with the machete. And that's a real machete.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I mean, I almost would rather it be a fake machete and it'd be bigger just for the impact of, like, a giant machete. Just for the impact of screen.
Bob the Drag Queen
I knew if she had flipped it. The only thing I wish, like, she. She would toss it up and it would stay in the same direction. She would catch it again.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
But if you flip it and it turns and you catch it back. But when she started swinging it like this, swinging was so sickening.
Naomi Smalls
If there was an insurance, like, person on set freaking the out over me having, like, a train of chiffon that was, like, barely about to touch a roller skate. I cannot even imagine the insurance person that had to be there for a real knife.
Bob the Drag Queen
The medic on standby.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I also. She. So Oz used to do this lip sync think to this song years ago.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, the Shannon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But what. What. What song is that? How's it going?
Naomi Smalls
Give me the night.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And it was kind of a call back to that, which I really loved, I think. Sorry, can you tell them what you're responding to?
Naomi Smalls
Oh, Jacob paused it on and. Because I'm not being shady here. Jacob paused it on, like, a photo of all the hair in front of. Of AA's face.
Bob the Drag Queen
It kind of looks like blood.
Naomi Smalls
It does look like blood.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I kind of wish she was covered in blood from biting the chicken head on. But I. The outfit was great. The talent ate. The outfit flopped. But the talent was really good. AA is obviously incredibly talented.
Naomi Smalls
We got to do something about the backs of the wigs, guys. We got to do some, like. You have to Have a friend or a mirror when you're, like, putting on a wig and the back of is, like, exposed to the world. World.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. Let's go on to Bosco. So Bosco, during her confession, she was like, I want to show them that I can sing. And I was like, I don't really think you can sing that well. Like, she can sing, but she made it sound like she was about to, like, sing the house down. She does look absolutely stunning.
Naomi Smalls
She does look stunning. I love that reveal. Like, that, like, cleavage reveal. I've never seen that happen before.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what else really amazes me? I don't know if she's wearing Jake, I want you to pause it. When she spreads her legs open, I don't know if she is covered in makeup, but her crotch skin is flawless.
Naomi Smalls
Is she not in tights or, like a tight or something?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. But if that is, I feel like it's her skin. Because when she spread her. When she spreads her legs, all I could think to myself is, my God, her crotch skin is just.
Naomi Smalls
Just. Yeah, I think you're right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or it's like, at least, like a sheer. Or at least a sheer tone. Height.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, it's all the tone is just so even.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, this was fierce. I love that. I. I love that. If, like, I think that Bosco probably told them I need a, like, a revolving platform for my thing and probably drag race a few years ago or just like, my distrust with. Everywhere I go and I say I need something and they bring you the wrong thing. It would have been like one of those, like, small. Like, you can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lazy Susan.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. You, like, you can't even, like, shift weight at all. And I love that this is like, like a fierce production revolving platform.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naomi is so interesting. She brings a spotlight to every gig.
Naomi Smalls
Untrusting. Yeah, I do. I have. I have. Naomi travels with a spotlight, little to no trust.
Bob the Drag Queen
And pays a drag fan to stand in the bed, shine the light on.
Naomi Smalls
Sometimes. Sometimes I normally, like, I'm like, I can just ask someone, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you'd be lucky, honestly.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's the best view in the house.
Naomi Smalls
It's the best view in the house. Oh, gosh. What is this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Is Naomi. Naomi Smalls. A little bit of rock climbing.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, gosh. Just finding something to hang on.
Guest Speaker
Was this recently?
Naomi Smalls
No, this is like, years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Naomi Smalls
Uploaded a day ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Naomi's not Naomi. Bosco's performance is kind of a nod to a song called I Don't like to show off from the drowsy chaperone.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the idea is like, I am you say again.
Naomi Smalls
I don't like to show off.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait, it's not called like. It's called I don't like to. I don't want to do this. No. Is it called I don't like show off? Yeah, I don't like to show off. Yeah. But there's a song right there from. From Dress I don't like show off, which my number was also the same, which was a nod to that as well. I do think she should have been doing something a. Like, I feel like she only did. She could be like all my stunts when I was like, you only did one stunt where you lean on the chair and you. The splits. I think she should have been. I wish she should have been twirling plates. I wish she would have been juggling. I wish she would have been breathing fires, swallowed a sword, whip cracking, you know, dribbling a basketball. Anything more than just like one move. I think it goes more it. It. I. I think the ju. Position of I'm pretty so I don't have to do much would be funnier if she was doing a lot or.
Naomi Smalls
They were doing a lot and she was doing the bare minimum.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe. Yeah, that as well. Mariah Carey style.
Naomi Smalls
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Very that.
Naomi Smalls
I do wish the chair was blue. To be. To be.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be The WWF folding chair is. Is not cute. That is a full on. That is literally from craft services.
Naomi Smalls
Do you think it's like glued to that platform or like attached somehow or she's like fully putting the right weight.
Bob the Drag Queen
She probably knows how to do the weight thing. I mean she's. Isn't she like a cir. Performer kind of like. Or like a bresi balancey silks type girl? Am I making that up?
Naomi Smalls
She's a talented diva burlesque girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I don't know about the circax.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
The circus acts. Let's go on to diabet. So diabetic. I. She's doing this like office number.
Naomi Smalls
What do you think her reference for this was?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Naomi Smalls
Do you think it was like you sexual or do you think it like.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a little bit Britney Spears work.
Naomi Smalls
That's not work. A womanizer.
Bob the Drag Queen
A womanizer. Yeah, it's a little bre. Womanizer.
Naomi Smalls
Fun fact. That was the song I had my very first gay kiss to.
Bob the Drag Queen
To Womanizer.
Naomi Smalls
To Womanizer playing in the background.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. How old were you?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, seventh grade. So like 13, 14.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had my first gay kiss in college.
Naomi Smalls
What do you know? Was it silent?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I might have sucked a dick before I kissed anyone.
Naomi Smalls
Whoa.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I just. I just sucked his dick in a closet, and there was. His roommates were in the other room, and I took him to a different room and I sucked his dick, and he didn't let me finish.
Naomi Smalls
What made him so special that you kissed him? This person that you kissed?
Bob the Drag Queen
Kissed. I don't know if I did kiss him. I think I just took him in the back closet and sucked his dick.
Naomi Smalls
What made this first person that you kissed special and different that you weren't just, like, focused on the dick?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, we just had more time together.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
He had his own place, so we weren't, like, hiding from someone. We were just in his home, so we just. And I was. I mean, I was wasted both times. Like, I was zooted out of my brain.
Naomi Smalls
Did you have a first kiss with a girl, though? Before that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I. I kiss. I mean. Mean, I kissed. What was her name? Takisha. No, to. I can't remember. My first girlfriend. She's like. To kiss all the time. She. She was.
Naomi Smalls
She was about it. I mean, you have great lips.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. How do you feel about Bosco's look?
Naomi Smalls
Diabetes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, diabetes look. Thank you.
Naomi Smalls
It's very Diabetti. I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not. Is that a compliment?
Guest Speaker
And just so you know, she will be talking about this on her podcast.
Naomi Smalls
I think it actually is a complimen. Love that everything that Diabuddy tackles, she always has a very distinct way of looking at it and putting it all together. Like, even just, like, having the back of her head all shaved. Gave me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that wig.
Naomi Smalls
Everything. Like, sometimes the wig is just all you really need to, like, send the story. And.
Bob the Drag Queen
And her legs look so long and beautiful. I love these jiggly, jiggly titties. This number. I'm not crazy about this number. The whole thing kind of. Of just hinged on her stapling. Check to her.
Guest Speaker
Can you look at that camera. The camera and say this directly to Diabetti?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it wasn't my favorite number. And, I mean, I think that RuPaul agreed.
Naomi Smalls
You're safe this week, which is the first time we've ever seen, like, someone staple something onto themselves. I think on Drag Race Us, maybe Dragula found it, but, yeah, like Vander Porcelain. All these queens over the years who are taking it to the next level and using their face and, you know, like, we've seen it done. Done way more impactful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
In Person.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. One staple to the butt.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was. It wasn't impactful.
Naomi Smalls
Like Bosco and Aja were just doing that backstage. Yeah, I mean, with the hormone shot, we're not gagging.
Guest Speaker
But I've also, I've seen her videos of her doing it live where she does more than one. So maybe it was just like a TV thing. They couldn't. They wouldn't let her do more.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Well, it just was. It wasn't impactful.
Naomi Smalls
Well, that's when you do it it and you ask for forgiveness.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. Or if instead of one $200,000 check staple. I don't do math, but 20 $10,000 checks right now, that would like start.
Naomi Smalls
To finish the whole number.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. That would have been.
Naomi Smalls
So start naked and then you're in a look. By the end of it, you're born.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naked and the rest is checks.
Naomi Smalls
And it could be double sided tape. It's television, guys.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't know that you're stapling it. We're just assuming.
Naomi Smalls
Put the sound effect in the mix.
Bob the Drag Queen
How. You know, fun fact, y', all, in season eight, Kim never learned a tongue pop.
Naomi Smalls
They.
Bob the Drag Queen
They.
Naomi Smalls
They really liked Kim that season.
Bob the Drag Queen
They added their tongue.
Naomi Smalls
They really liked.
Bob the Drag Queen
There was whole storyline about, is Kim gonna learn a tongue pop? Kim kung pop. And then I, I remember leaving, being like, she never learned it. Watched it back, being like, oh, I.
Naomi Smalls
Think it was in the commercial.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I was like, oh, oh, interesting. They took one of my tongue pops and put it over Kim. Crazy. She looks beautiful. But this was, this was not a way. I will say this is a solidly safe talent, though.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. Oh, my gosh. It's hard. Like this one. My eyes went straight to Sebastian on her right, closest to her, every single person's number. I was like, sebastian, you look so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need to go back and see how hot Sebastian is. He hadn't. He hadn't pulled my eye.
Naomi Smalls
He's so hot. I saw a tweet saying like, this man. Man had the thickest dick that's ever wrecked me. And they were talking about Sebastian too. And I was like, wow, you better do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did love her coffee over the titties. That was honestly a. I actually like that moment more than I like the staple moment.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. But in a world that we have, like so many good, like, prosthetic makers now, never. Those tits.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they're. They're not great tits. It would have been, it would have been more impactful had she had nothing. Nice. A nice Breastplate or like a double.
Naomi Smalls
Layer of that mesh just to, like, diffuse that. Weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Ginger Min. So Ginger Min's number seems to be inspired by Rose's turn from Gypsy. And I mean, her voice sounds the best out of everyone singing. I mean, there aren't a lot of things her. And I guess just her and Bosco. The one was singing, right? Like singing, singing. No. And Irene. Irene sang as well.
Naomi Smalls
But no one's singing. Right. Everyone's lip syncing, thinking, yeah, no, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, but it's. Their voices recorded. Okay. I mean, her voice sounds great. And I love the way that her coat came off after that. It kind of went downhill for me after the. The coat and the. Actually after the coat from. In acknowledging how nice her voice sounds to me, it kind of went a little, like, it got a little stale for me.
Naomi Smalls
I don't really understand the songs about, like. Like, give me my crown. Like, who the do you think you are that like, I deserve my crown and you need to give it to me right now. Like, what the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, it does not bode well if you don't win. If you don't win. And the season that was the worst. That was Simone season. Every ros. Give me my crown. Got Mick. Give me my crown. Candy Muse. Give me my crown. My crown. But none of you have the crown.
Naomi Smalls
I think you can be. You can do a song about being fierce without that being the moral of the lyrics.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I'm gonna put a moratorium on the term the word crown in lyrics.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
No more crown. Unless you're talking about your teeth. I don't want to hear about crowns.
Naomi Smalls
She looks just like the runner up on Kyron Thrax's UK season. I'm trying to think what. What that queen's name is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say this, though. This is probably my favorite hair. Gingers 1. This. I feel like this is what she should have if she wants big hair. And the hair she puts on again for the lip sync. I cannot believe she put it back on. It's so. The hair is so upsetting because this one moves. Yes, it has. It has by it looks. It doesn't look like, you know, when that. When the. When the hairspray gets crispy and it starts flaking. This hair. This looks like really nice hair. I wish she would. I wish she would do this more often.
Naomi Smalls
Often it is a more of an investment with wigs. But more hair always looks way better than more te.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure.
Naomi Smalls
To get, like, big hair, big volume.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the wig will also last longer.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
The tease shortens the. The. The lifespan of your wig.
Naomi Smalls
And to the eye, it's just nice to see. Like, hair is supposed to react to the elements of, like, gravity. So when you spray it into a wall, it's just a wall.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's okay to have fewer nice wigs than more bad wigs. Wigs.
Naomi Smalls
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if you have, like five good wigs versus 20 okay wigs, I would rather just look at the same five good wigs over and over and over again.
Naomi Smalls
I could say the same thing about shoes, too. Like, it's okay to have, like, five or four really good pairs of shoes in a white, black, gold, silver, and then, like, base your outfits because you can mix and match from there. Then, like, having all these, like, busted, different color thigh highs that we.
Bob the Drag Queen
Raggedy's head shoes.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. You know, like the queens with that thigh high on. It's like it's on its last leg. You're like, how the. Did you finish your number?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, no shade this. I feel like whenever I see Kenny Davenport turn a number, I don't know how her shoes are. Are sustaining these flips and dips and turns and tricks and somersaults. And I'm like, girl, these shoes. But also, you don't want to put on a nice shoe and do that. She is scrubbing her shoes across the floor in these running splits. So honestly, I get it.
Naomi Smalls
That's true. I'm speaking from a place of privilege that's like, I'm never doing and pose.
Bob the Drag Queen
And occasionally climb scaffolding.
Naomi Smalls
Occasionally. I literally just walk and pose. That's all I do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Irene this. Let's talk about her look first. Jake, can you play it, please? How do we feel about the look? It.
Naomi Smalls
It's like Irene does drag brunch, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
A little bit. Yeah. I would say it's a little bit elevated.
Naomi Smalls
Also, like, those tits are low.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're so. I call these hamburger titties. When your titties look like two hamburgers just sitting on your lower ribs. The tits are very low. Her entire prosthetic journey this episode was not prosthetic journey. Like, the arms.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, that's the short.
Bob the Drag Queen
The weird short arms. The burger titties.
Naomi Smalls
Her body looks fab, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her padding is so good. And I love her makeup. I do love what she's got going on thematic. I just wish the tits were a little bit higher. And this number was. Is like, not enough. Like, literally point. Literally, pointing and walking is crazy.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I. Yeah. Oh, she's kind of doing a little bit of the Manila paint moment, except Manila actually painted. Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
If she had actually. I would have been more impressed if she'd actually done a terrible painting than if she had then having or. I. I feel like it works two ways. You can fake it out by showing us a blank canvas then. Then painting, and then you turn around. It is like a photo realistic drawing.
Naomi Smalls
Right, Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Versus like a. A bad Dr. Cup of water with a crown on it.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Guest Speaker
I think the crown is just cuz, like, snatch the crown of a winner.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your favorite lyric. Crown. Give me my crown. Give me my crown. Going to wear the gown. Going to bring the other ho down when I wear a crown around your back. Not make a sound. Huh? Wear a crown. Give me crown. Crown, crown. No.
Naomi Smalls
Add tap water or something into that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tap water crown. Tap water crown. Aquaphor. Tap water crown. Give me rid of. I think, yeah. This was not good enough. Enough.
Naomi Smalls
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
And honestly, I would have put it.
Naomi Smalls
In the bottom, but like, actually, yes, because this is the time that she's supposed to come back and prove herself the. The most. The most. Even though she's already proven herself this entire season. Like, this is the one that you come back and you're like, I went home on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep.
Naomi Smalls
You're gonna forget that time.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I don't think. I'm also. Keep pausing for a second. I also don't think that she, like, I don't. We can be a little less self referential on Drag Race.
Naomi Smalls
Agreed.
Bob the Drag Queen
Baby, I swear to you, we. We remember the cup of water. It wasn't that iconic. It wasn't iconic enough to do an entire talent show based. Unless the talent is great. Otherwise. Just show us what you do at the club, girl.
Naomi Smalls
Right. We want to forget the water thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, would you do this at the club? Club.
Naomi Smalls
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or at a show or a one woman show or anything. Like. What?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. It's hard to not get into that headspace, though, when you're like, in the Drag Race world.
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess I wouldn't have done it. Let's go on to George's. So George's number is very high and she is so athletic.
Naomi Smalls
I know. Yeah, she is like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess I didn't realize just how athletic this queen is, but when she hit that cartwheel off the stage, my God, that was so flawless. What do you think of this number? Drag her.
Naomi Smalls
No, I think she gave exactly what we want to see from jorgeous.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a part of me that feels like every time We've seen Jorgeous on our tv all three seasons. It's been the same thing. The same outfits, the same hand hair, the same choreography, the same numbers, the same talking heads. It would be hard to distinguish the seasons from each other.
Naomi Smalls
I agreed.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it would have been an opportunity to really, like, do something new.
Naomi Smalls
I think she can do all this too. Like, there's. There's so many drag performers that I think, like, could slow down a little bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Like, they could just, like, slow it down a bit. She could also do this and, like, have it be too do a ballad in a really smart way. Like, hitting all the notes, like, with all the things that she can do. But she. This is like an energizer bunny. Like, it's almost like a robot. Just press her, watch her do it, and then she. And then she stops. I think that she could emote a little bit more.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I'm really overseeing this outfit on her. I don't think I want to see this outfit anymore.
Naomi Smalls
I meant it's a great outfit, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
She'S got in every color.
Naomi Smalls
I know what you're talking about. It was so refreshing last week when we saw her in that, like, suit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. My gosh. She looked be. And that gown she walked in in with those spiral, like, fungi looking. Fungi looking things coming off of them.
Naomi Smalls
Which obviously she can't do for this.
Bob the Drag Queen
But unless she changed the talent.
Naomi Smalls
She gagged us. Exactly, exactly. You know what I mean? And this is her third. This is her third time on the show. But this is probably what her, like, 20th time lip syncing and it's always the, like, windmill death drop.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did love the wind on her though.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I don't know what the. Where does she get these wigs? Because I think they are synthetic, but they move so well. Oh, yeah, I know the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, yeah, the wig.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Like, the way that the wind reacts to her wigs is like, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, let's move on to Lydia Butthole Collins.
Naomi Smalls
Uh huh. Is she in flats?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. What?
Naomi Smalls
No, that wall was made for this.
Bob the Drag Queen
So one of her pant legs fell down early.
Naomi Smalls
Okay. And. Okay. Was that on purpose? Oh, it was on purpose.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what's happening. Like, I think I get the idea. Maybe she's kind of humpty Dumpty. Or she like, the whole thing is like, I love eggs and I. I.
Naomi Smalls
Want Lydia, like, to take a. I think she's a very talented. And the whole puppet thing is very smart. All that jazz. I want her to take A class of, like, from Willow. Like how Willow attack attacked her. Like, talent show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I think is very in the realm of how Lydia could attack. Could have attacked something like this and made it a little bit more successful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Watching her leg garters fall down or her. Her spats fall down. Watching her not be able to get the reveals off in time. What. Why didn't she fall into the frying pan? So it feels like the story telling me is this egg fell off the wall, cracked itself, and the yolk climbed back up the wall and then got into a frying pan. Also, why did the.
Naomi Smalls
The titty egg.
Bob the Drag Queen
The egg tit hits. And I think it would have actually made more sense if she. She could have somehow changed colors in the frying pan. Like, she was like sort of like clear whitish looking thing or clear yellow looking thing, and then it turned white. Because that's what happens to eggs in a. Or if using egg. I don't know.
Naomi Smalls
This very abstract.
Bob the Drag Queen
This number's a mess.
Guest Speaker
What's the second look under the titties? Like, what is this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think she has the titties, but then she reveals from titties to tassels.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, is that supposed to. No, wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they're titty tassels. But. But we already saw the titties.
Guest Speaker
But there are no. The tassels aren't on titties.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know, Jacob. I don't know what this number is. This doesn't make sense.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, they. They spliced the leg guard. Oh, no. It's bad. There's no shoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Naomi Smalls
We cannot do drag without heels. We gotta stop that.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you're one of Rude's favors, you can do anything you want.
Naomi Smalls
You gotta stop doing drag without heels. I'm even more sad. I'd rather you almost be barefoot than. Then there's, like, dirty, like, yellow, tight.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd rather you. You in a hoka than. Than. Than out here. Alvin. Alieing it.
Naomi Smalls
I just. What.
Bob the Drag Queen
What.
Naomi Smalls
What happened. What happened to, like. I just did a gig recently, like this past weekend, and there was like, flats.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or was there. Was there like an injury?
Naomi Smalls
Was it a R girl? Yeah, like flats.
Bob the Drag Queen
Will you say their name during untucked?
Naomi Smalls
I'll say them now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Aquaria.
Naomi Smalls
Aquaria was in flats. I mean, I love Aquarius so much and she dances a lot, but, like, I know she can dance in heels. I know we all can dance in heels. That's what. We're drag queens.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just feel like we need to be running our ideas through Our creative team and our friends and our drag family and our groups. And it just feels like if her friends watch this and like you're eating, then either they just don't understand what.
Naomi Smalls
They're fasting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they're fasting, girl. They're like, yeah, I'll eat anything right now. It was not good. I didn't. I didn't like this number. I didn't like the look. I didn't like the concept. I didn't like the execution. I didn't. I did not like this. I did not like this. Let's go on to Mistress is a mess. Brooks this whole episode. She's a mess. This perform. Why is she TS Madison, Michelle Visage, talk about blackface. Why is the Is the talent to show that she can lip sync?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Which is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't that everyone's.
Naomi Smalls
This episode. I mean, musical number.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like, girl, go home, play video games on YouTube. Like, this is so bad. Literally just walking left to right and talking while giving like, really like dad level jokes. Dive, like, take whatever Darien Lake. You just like naming fat queens and being like making puns off of their names. I will say this her. I love this look.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, she looks stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
This color combination is so good on her.
Naomi Smalls
The shoes being ombre too. I loved that. I know what you're talking about. I kind of liked that she was referencing all the big girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't. They were good enough references. It was like, this was a bad number.
Naomi Smalls
But what was the TS Madison to Michelle Visage thing?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't get it. And even she couldn't defend it. She was just like, they're the before. Like she's. So instead of. Of like actually justifying it, she was like, I'll just make a joke. I think it's because she couldn't justify the choice.
Naomi Smalls
It's crazy cuz so much production goes into just making those like, cutaway face things.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it because it's called RPIC and they are ruse like hor cruxes. Is it like, oh, they would be in the Ric commercial.
Naomi Smalls
We're reaching. When you. When you. When we get there, we. That's when we're reaching.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I mean, what do you think of this talent?
Naomi Smalls
I don't think it's worse than a lot of the things that we see in a drag race talent show. It is just another lip sync, you know, funny number. I think she kind of to me has the same approach that Ginger Minj had.
Bob the Drag Queen
How did you manage? Wrote a song and sang it. This bitch Talked into a microphone phone while telling dad jokes and lip sync to it.
Naomi Smalls
But lips. I mean Ginger also had a bunch of like dad jokes worked into her thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
But they were saying in a beautiful voice.
Naomi Smalls
That's a, that's your opinion. No, I, I wanted more for Mistress. I don't know what she would have done. I don't think that they with this whole like semi glue tied by being praised and I don't think that they with Mistress. So I don't think that this was like a good mix for her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Mistress was basically being like the whole. She said that the point was to, to show that she's not on oic. Which like girl, we don't care.
Naomi Smalls
But she is on oic, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
She says she's not. She's adamant. She's adamant that she's not done oic. She's like, I'm counting calories and working out.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not with her every day day. But she's adamant that that's how she lost all that weight in 11 months. And she. So that she, she was like, oh. So the reason why I did it was because I wanted to. I was like, I'm so sick of people thinking that I'm, that I'm on. On oic.
Naomi Smalls
What is so wrong with being on oic?
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I don't know. I guess she just really wants people to know that she worked out. She just really wants people to know that she is counting calories and that she went to the gym. She goes, I've lost nearly £200 in a year and a half. That's so crazy to say. For a year straight, I've gone to the gym nearly every single day. Even when I'm dog tired on the road after the gigs. For a year straight I've logged on, logged everything that has gone in my mouth. And yes, it's annoying as many of the people have speculations of whether I how got their surgery medicine or something extreme. However, the truth is quite simple. If you want something, just get off your ass and go get.
Naomi Smalls
Get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone's journey and reasoning is different and mine has been quite a complex one. Yada, yada yada. I don't know. It wasn't. Back to the talent. What do you think of the talent? I.
Naomi Smalls
It. Yeah, it wasn't a great talent to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. But she looks quite, she, she looks quite stunning though. Let's look at the Runway looks.
Naomi Smalls
Let's do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
The. It's a tin foil foil. Me not foiled again. What was it called.
Naomi Smalls
Foil.
Bob the Drag Queen
The whole thing is 10, 10 and 4. So everything. Let's put on these glasses, honey. So let's go into the looks. So Aja Raw Loach was like, we've seen this before, which we have. But she looks good, though.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, she looks amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Although the nape is showing of the wig.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, you're right. What is that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I mean, the nape of a wig is kind of hard to do. It's just hers a little high. Maybe she has a low hairline in the back. Maybe she's has, like, so much hair that is, like, you know, I don't know. Maybe her hair grows more than the rest of us. I don't know.
Naomi Smalls
It's hard to do it if you're alone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she's.
Naomi Smalls
There's pas.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's not alone.
Naomi Smalls
There's. There's other sisters.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's other drag race girls there.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, there's. So there's a mirror. There's a mirror in every. Everywhere you look, every corner of the room.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everywhere you look, there's a mirror.
Naomi Smalls
But I think she looks gorgeous. I've never seen this hair before that has, like, the, like, spiral braids that has, like, a hook look that attaches. The Cindy Lou who moment is also fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think she looks. I think she looks quite stunning. The nape of the neck is. Is irritating, but I like this look. I think she looks really good.
Naomi Smalls
Just don't turn around.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, just totally. Yeah, just look. Look back and just walk away. Let's go on to the next look. Up next, we have Bosco. This look is insane. That reveal with the coat, that hair. The hair. She is kind of. She is like an embodiment of the Martian from. What's that movie called? The Martian that walks like this.
Naomi Smalls
Is that when Mars attacks?
Bob the Drag Queen
Mars attacks? Yeah, the Mars attacks Martian. They said Amanda Lepore, the high school years. Like, she looked. This dresses. His house look, Kaney.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. Isn't it? I love when the investment works out in your favor. Like when you, like, reach out to that designer and you're like, this is going to be the look. I don't know what the it's going to be used for, but it's on a winning episode for her. And she looks stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, the coat reveal alone, when she opened that coat looks so luxurious when she opened that coat and it and it and it. And it's like, complimentary to the gown itself. Dragging the coat along, throwing the coat. This look is just. This might be the best look of the season.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. I agree. Actually, this is, like, the most, to me fashion forward look without it being, like, drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
It's like, fashion.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is beautiful. She looks absolutely amazing. Let's go into the next person. Person. Up next, we have the one and only Dia Betty, who's doing a duct tape gown with, like, a duct tape mask, and her hair is poking out of it. I don't hate it. It's not my favorite thing. But I don't hate it, though. I think it's, I think it's pretty cute. I like the idea. It is very diabetic. I like these, like, pinier style hip bumps. I like this.
Naomi Smalls
I like it. I kind of wish there was a little bit more customizing to it that had, like, like, like, we've seen, like, you know, like Balenciaga does that. Like Balenciaga duct tape. And they do, like, the whole thing around it. I feel like Diabet likes to customize things a little bit more than this. And there could have been, like, some sort of dia incorporated in there. It reminds me of those kids in high school that make the duct tape wallets, and they're like, you know, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looked, she had a duct tape.
Naomi Smalls
Wall in high school for sure. She probably was selling them my hundo p. I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I used to make purses out.
Naomi Smalls
Of newspaper and trade them for what.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would sell them.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would, I would laminate money, newspaper funnies, and then I would make it into a purse or a wallet, and I would sell them at school.
Naomi Smalls
Wow. How much?
Bob the Drag Queen
And the prices were, like, $10 in the wallets for, like, $5. It was like, 2002.
Naomi Smalls
And what would you do with that money?
Bob the Drag Queen
Buy candy?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Video games.
Naomi Smalls
I, I, I think the hair is another thing that I, I'm like, how did you even think to do this?
Bob the Drag Queen
She always makes good hair choices every time, almost without fail. Diabetti is constantly making great hair choices.
Naomi Smalls
And she's not, like, commissioning, like, some Parisian hairstylist to do it. I feel like she's, like, smart enough to make it happen. And they're, like, small, impactful choices.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Let's move on to Ginger Minj. I, I see what she's going for, but okay, granted, I have not gone through a massive weight loss journey, but it really is their. This is Mistress personality. Ginger's like, this is like their. This is their. This is their thing. This is like their, their talent. Well, not their Ginger talent, but Ginger's Runway was about it. Mistress has done a Runway about it. This is Mistress's talent. Show. Like, I. I also. When I first saw it, I liked it, but then the more I looked at it, the more I just stopped liking it. Like, when I. When it first cut the corner, I was like, oh, it. I like. Like this. But then I started seeing the hair with it, and the way that the cowl is. Is. Looks like a. Looks like a astronaut helmet, and then the gloves look all big and goofy, and then I just stopped liking it the more I looked at it.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I think she needed to take off that, like, hood and sleeve thing for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that could have made it look a lot nicer. She looks like an astronaut or something.
Naomi Smalls
The hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
This hair is bad.
Naomi Smalls
This hair is atrocious.
Bob the Drag Queen
Big bad. It's really, really, really bad bad.
Naomi Smalls
It's like, if you want to show off your body, show off your body. Why are we covering it up with, like, the. Everything just looks so. Makes. Makes her look heavier.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which. Which we'll get to mistress in a second. She had the same critique. Let's go on to our.
Naomi Smalls
She is showing her bones to be like, I'm skinny now.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think she mentioned her weight loss journey, and this was somehow supposed to reference that. And she's doing this little thing with her waist to, like, show she's cut and skinny. So I think that's supposed to be, like, the thing. I think.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, just be glam.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Like, just. If you're gonna do, like, a skinny look, just be, like, wear, like a. A gown, A silver gown on your new gorgeous body.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Irene Dubois. This look could have been a hit. But those arms, like, the look is so imp. Ah. M is so good. But these arms, they are taking me out.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Taking me completely out. And every time I look up at the wings, it looks so impressive. It is so beautiful, and it's so stunning. But, my God, these arms are just sending me to the moon.
Naomi Smalls
When she walked out and the swings separated, I did, like, make an audible, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, that was that group Paul, when you eliminated Manila.
Naomi Smalls
No, that was fierce. Like, that was absolutely fierce. I think that that whole, like, arm could have just been edited with, like, a different pose. I think having it out was a bad move. I think it could have been, like, down, like, an actual.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or she were holding something.
Naomi Smalls
Yes, yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, what's the name? Did it with. It's basically, it's a trick from Little Shopper Horrors where the. The character is holding a pot at play Plant, but it's a fake arm. And then the arm is actually in the Plant making the plant move.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah, this could have been, this could have been a 10 if she did not have those, those silly looking arms.
Naomi Smalls
I think it, yeah, if the arms were behind her down holding the sword, something. But like that was such an easy edit and it makes me sad because she definitely had a lot of time.
Bob the Drag Queen
But watching her like move those wings is so mesmerizing rising. Let's go on to George. George is wearing this star gown and I just feel like girl, like I, I, I, I feel like I, I feel like I, I can't keep looking at George. Am I crazy? Is this not, is this, have we not seen George in this outfit before? And Law Roach said it too.
Naomi Smalls
Well, I, I, I've never seen George in this silhouette.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like an iteration of this, this thing. You've not seen her in an iteration of this. Cuz me, me and l ro saw it.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, you're talking about plastique.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Georgeous. I feel like George's has worn an iteration of this over and over again.
Naomi Smalls
I, I feel like I never see George in gown so I feel like I really liked that element.
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess I'm saying it looks like a gown version of the leotard she'd wear.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean? Like she doesn't, that's why, that's why, that's why it was so refreshing to see her in the look she wore at the entrance of this brand bracket. And the suit. Yeah, because we don't get to see George's like that.
Naomi Smalls
Georgeous loves like a sen glove, like an opera length glove and like a boot or chap kind of a moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Law Roach said Georgia's look like a cheap version of plastique outfit.
Naomi Smalls
I mean plastique did make that outfit too. So that is like a double, double whammy and double whammy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn double homicide.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean we all look like a cheap version of plastic. I don't know, I don't know how much money plastique has, has, but it seems to be endless.
Naomi Smalls
I mean this look that they were referencing it to is something that she came up with in the workroom.
Guest Speaker
This is a design challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she made it in the workroom design challenge. Plastic is so talented.
Naomi Smalls
She is very talented.
Bob the Drag Queen
What a talented.
Naomi Smalls
She can make it happen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you like this look on George's? I do. Like she does look good though. I will give her that.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, no, she looks great. I think I could have done without the rhinestones in between her eyebrows. And then like that like silver panel on the back of the wig. Like, if we're going to have a hair wig, a hair sculpture wig, make it be a hair sculpture wig.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did like the little. The little pony. The pigtails coming off the edge of the wig too. For sure. Let's go on to our next look, which is.
Guest Speaker
Lydia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lydia Butthole Collins. I actually like this look. I do. I do wish you were hip pads for this one, though, because it's. It is giving a little up and down or a cinch. Either a cinch or a hip pad that I would have liked. Other than that, I really like this look.
Naomi Smalls
For sure. I hon. It doesn't even need to be a corset built into the costume or a corset underneath it. Like, we are drag queens. Duct tape that waist down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Give the illusion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, if I had to give one more critique, I wish that the Velcro wrapped around and closed in the back. So seeing this big Velcro chuck in the front is a little bit irritating. But this is a. This is a great outfit.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, yeah. Like a little space of skin you can see in the back. Yeah, yeah. Great. Love it. Alien, right? Was that her reference?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she said she's like an alien.
Naomi Smalls
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's our last one, right? Oh, no.
Naomi Smalls
You wanted to forget.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Mistress Isabel Brooks. This is a mess. What do you think about this?
Naomi Smalls
Love the hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
The hair is great.
Naomi Smalls
Love the face. This bitch will die before she puts an earring on. For some odd reason, she hates earrings so much, and I hate that so much, but it's just a lot. It's just. I think if she just got rid of the chains, we would have been looking at it the same way that we were looking at Aja's. Like, it would have been like, we've seen it. But, like, it's. It's a nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but the chains cheaping it for me.
Naomi Smalls
I like. I like this one. The one around her chin. I think that was. One is impactful. But everyone else. Every other chain comes ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said, I'm wearing this custom outfit. I'm like, girl, everyone's wearing a custom.
Naomi Smalls
And there's something about drag queens just not wanting to pay attention. It's like you look in. You look in the mirror, and you never turned around or like, you never did a little back shot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I think that for girls, because we are noticing so many corsets are being incorporated into drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Looks. Now, have your designers make you, like, a little temporary modesty, like a modesty panel just to cover the lace for television. If I were in the club. I don't give a fuck if you see my laces. But when you're on television and we're gonna be looking at this for the next, like, forever, a little modesty panel just to cover up those laces would be.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you're not wrong. Especially because, like, I feel like it gives the way that the corsets are sitting in my mind. I don't want the back of my corset showing if the panels aren't touching each other.
Naomi Smalls
Exactly, exactly, exactly. And that's. I'm trying to be nice, but also, it's custom.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is not this. There's no reason for your panels not to touch if you're the only person wearing this.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, and there's no way she's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Heavier now than she was when she got the outfit made, because she goes to the gym literally every single day, even if she's dog tired at the gigs. So there's. And she counts everything that goes into her mouth. So there's no way she's bigger now than she was when this outfit was made.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
So why are the panels not touching in the back?
Naomi Smalls
Right. For sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or at least closer anyway. Let's. So the judges were.
Naomi Smalls
Do you ever go anywhere, though, and, like, you cannot find someone who knows how to tie a corset? You probably. I mean, I travel with someone now.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I. I hate when I have to teach someone how to tie a corset.
Naomi Smalls
It's the worst feeling.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who dogged me out in a corset? I mean, like, tied me so tight. I was like, I've never in my life ever been this tied into.
Naomi Smalls
In a good way.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Naomi Smalls
Who?
Bob the Drag Queen
Godoy.
Naomi Smalls
Really Goodoy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Almost broke my ribs. That tiny, tiny little man almost literally cracked my ribs. I was trying to get an outfit I could not fit into, and I got gathered so severely, I couldn't even stand up straight. I was walking, leaning forward.
Naomi Smalls
See? And that, to me, I feel like that's like, it wasn't done properly. Like, it was too probably. Probably center focus, because I know exactly what you're talking about, because I have the same person do it to me. I know. It's like a center thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl.
Naomi Smalls
It's like the whole thing has to be evenly laced and then cinched. Not just heavily cinched at the center.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your girl, she dogged me out. My Was crooked. My back was hurting.
Naomi Smalls
Like, where you feel like you're gonna, like, snap in.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was leaning forward.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I don't like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was, but it was. It was A fit into a dress I couldn't fit into. And then she had to take the fit dress and let it out.
Naomi Smalls
To be fair, to be fair, to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Be fair, to be fair, to be fair. So during the judging, we find out that boss, so Irene, Diabetti and and AJA are all safe. Do you agree with that, Irene?
Naomi Smalls
Boss?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Irene, Irene, Diabetti and AA are safe and they're moving on to the finale. R glass of water.
Naomi Smalls
I think Irene probably could have been in the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. I agree. But I agree with AJ And Dia Betty, though.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Bosco wins the this week. Do you agree with that?
Naomi Smalls
I think it was a nice. Like, we can't. We're not going to give it to George's. We're not going to give it to Ginger. But I do not think that she had the best talent.
Bob the Drag Queen
But her look, I think was a mile above the next girl.
Naomi Smalls
So now it matters.
Bob the Drag Queen
So now it matters.
Naomi Smalls
So now it matters. Sometimes it matters, sometimes it doesn't matter. And if we are saying that the Runway matters, then yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think anyone's talent was a mile above any. Anyone. But her look was a mile ahead of the next girl, in my opinion.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. Yeah. Right. So the guest of the talent show was kind of just like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So Mistress Isabelle, Brooks and Lydia are in the bottom. I did not realize that Lydia is taking this drag mother stuff so seriously. I thought it was a bit. Yeah, I thought it was just a bit for tv. She's like, that's my mother. And I was like, oh. Oh, you're for real. That's like. That's like your drag mom. Oh, okay. I. I guess that's what we're doing. She's like, I don't want to send my mom home. I was like, girl, that is Mistress Isabella. Like, how is she your drag mom? She hasn't done anything for you? She hasn't done anything. I mean, she did. Did she help her get through the. I don't know, like how? I thought. I just thought it was a bit. I really did.
Naomi Smalls
Maybe because she gave her her points in the last bracket.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe.
Naomi Smalls
Maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I didn't think it was that serious. They lip sync. Who do you think wins this lip sync?
Naomi Smalls
I mean, the fact that they did guest by Charlie XCX were allowed to change and did not have a panty heavy look and to go like, with it made me a little sad.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would have said I would have been going around and getting every pair of underwear panties from Any girl I could. I would have put them out of my titties, out of the bottom of my skirt, out of my wig, tie them together, put them out of my throat. I would have been. There would have been panties all over the stage. I would have pulled a long panty out and jump rope. With a. With a panty jump rope.
Naomi Smalls
Totally.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is Lydia wearing?
Naomi Smalls
I don't know. I feel like this is someone else's drag. It has to be, right? Someone else's wig. Someone's.
Bob the Drag Queen
The wig is crazy. The. The Cookie Monster. She look like the. The. The. The. This, like tinsel. The. The. The leg. The. No.
Naomi Smalls
What is that move?
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you show what we were talking about here?
Naomi Smalls
I don't even know what was that?
Bob the Drag Queen
The. The. But also. So what is. Did Mistress wear this already or am I just seeing it online?
Guest Speaker
I think maybe you're just seeing it online.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I just do not like what, what, what, what Lydia is wearing, like, at all. But I. But I do think she won the lip sync though.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I agreed.
Bob the Drag Queen
And right before the lip sync started, Mistress looked right in the camera, said, I've never lost the lip sync, so I'm gonna do what I do best. And then she immediately lost the lip sync and then immediately went home.
Naomi Smalls
Do you think that Mistress's heart was in this one? One? Like, I. Obviously she finished and did the lip sync, but do you think, like, she was already defeated?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think it was. She's trying to convince us that she wasn't defeated. And maybe she just really want to go home, play video games on YouTube.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, she can.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she can. Cuz the rest of you girls will be homeless. I don't need this. Yeah, it seems like she just wasn't as into it. Maybe, but because Mistress is the. Of this bracket of the girls who are here, she is the one that is not doing well.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, she's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she is the only girl up here who has not won a challenge.
Naomi Smalls
Like, and even in the first, she lost.
Bob the Drag Queen
She did not win a single challenge.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, wow. That was all mind games.
Bob the Drag Queen
She scammed her way to the top, fierce. And then in this bracket, she has been consistently in the bottom, been consistently getting back critiques, wearing bad runways and not doing great. And also, not only that, but flopping in the social game, flopping in the workroom. She doesn't have her. Her group of allies around to like, get her to go against the people. People are sick of her shit. So she's just like, she's in her flop era.
Naomi Smalls
I Obviously don't think that she plays the best social game, but she gave us such great tv. Great tv. I feel like she did exactly what the producers invited her. Her to do. And I think that they kind of did play in her face when she came back, and I think that they wanted to do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I being too. Am I being too, too harsh on Mistress?
Naomi Smalls
I just don't really think her Snatch Game was that bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she didn't either, so you're. You're in good company.
Naomi Smalls
I thought she took bigger swings than a lot of the girls that were there. And that's not a fat joke. I do think. Think that that was.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was a fat joke.
Naomi Smalls
I do think she. She should. I think she should have a positive headspace leaving this. And I hope that she doesn't, like, hate Drag Race after this, because if I were in her shoes, I probably would hate Drag Race because I do feel like they played in her face.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm thinking if I was Aja as she's walking out, I would have said, bye, loser, because I was so over.
Naomi Smalls
Her antics that my Twitter feed has been that Aja reaction. Like, yeah, like, all since the episode aired.
Bob the Drag Queen
But they're cool now, so they're. They're cool. So next week we have the lip sync lalaparuza and. And the finale.
Naomi Smalls
This was just crazy. I was not expecting that.
Bob the Drag Queen
A finale with what, eight? Eight girls? Seven, Six. How many girls is this?
Naomi Smalls
And the girls coming back?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. Oh, and so they put. They also, at the end of the episode, we revealed that that one Ross Matthews, Carson Kressley and T.S. madison. Lesson. And which is crazy because I think Ross Matthews. So according to what I wrote down, Ross Matthews chose to nominate Mistress Isabelle Brooks, which was he in the second bracket? Nope, the third. So he didn't see her anything. She did here. Yeah, but I guess it was based on what happened in the first time. I guess I don't know. But I mean, but what if Mistress would have stayed and Ross wasn't there? So imagine this world. Mistress wins the limit sync. And then Ross's wild card is Mistress.
Naomi Smalls
Maybe Rue borrowed Michelle's phone and texted ross.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then T.S. madison and Michelle both chose Carrie Kobe, which seems like a wild choice.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So there's a 1 in 1 in 3 chance that M will come back. A 2 in 3 chance that car will come back. Chances are car's coming back. I would have used mine on. Who would you have used your yours on?
Naomi Smalls
Probably somebody from the other bracket. Like, why are we choosing two Names from the same bracket. I would have done a name from each bracket.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right. You're gonna pick one name.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe you're not. Maybe you're not talking to people to see who they're picking.
Naomi Smalls
Well, each judge could pick one from.
Bob the Drag Queen
If they're in the group chat.
Naomi Smalls
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
But if you're just picking one person, who would you pick to come back?
Naomi Smalls
Me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Naomi Smalls. You're a judge. Nicole Page Brocks, obviously.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who you think I would have chose? I'm torn between two.
Naomi Smalls
Denali.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I would have chosen either Tina.
Naomi Smalls
Tina. You would have chosen Tina or Acid.
Bob the Drag Queen
Acid Betty.
Naomi Smalls
Those are my two. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I probably would have chose Tina Burner as mine.
Guest Speaker
Do you want to look into the camera and tell Acid Betty why you wouldn't have chosen her?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I just. I can tell you why I chose Tina Burner. I think Tina Burner just did a. She had a really, really flawless package. Tina had a really, really flawless package this season.
Naomi Smalls
And Acid Betty.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Acid Betty, your package was good.
Naomi Smalls
But, I mean, Acid Betty, I probably wouldn't choose her to go into a lip sync thing because her talents are.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she. Because you said they're home. Wow. Wow. Hello, Petty Betty podcast. I can't wait to be on the show this week, honey.
Naomi Smalls
Do they really talk about us? I want to know. What do they say?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's on the Internet. It's not behind a paywall.
Naomi Smalls
Is it not? Did you watch it?
Guest Speaker
They're a little bit behind. So they're on episode. They're all on, like, episode two of their bracket of bracket three. So they're not even here yet. They didn't talk about the two of you at all during the last episode, but they briefly heated up some beef between Diabetti and Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Oh, Because Monet said that Diabete was the worst guest she ever had on the Pistol. It was a little bit out of.
Guest Speaker
Context because Bob was talking about his worst guest, who was Vanjie, and talking about what Vanjie did. But then also, like, Monet was like Diabetti. And then Bob went back into talking about what Vanjie was doing. So the cut that they were showing made it look like Bob was talking about Monet's, like, Diabetti. And then Bob was like. And she was so hard to work with and, like, this, this, and this.
Bob the Drag Queen
But he was. They did show that. I said Vanjie, but. But diabetes. Say anything about what I said, because I wasn't talking about her. But she was very upset that she was very upset that Monet said she was the most upset.
Naomi Smalls
Like. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, like, like drafted showing screen grabs. Oh, tech screen grabs from text.
Naomi Smalls
You're kidding.
Guest Speaker
No, they squash the beef. They're all good.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're just. Listen, we're just wearing the news.
Guest Speaker
And the reason. Yeah, I guess it was also. It was one of the things. It was like a snow. A slow news week. So like one of the like random like spam websites was like Bob and Monet say the two worst pit stop guests ever. Which is, you know, I could understand how you would feel a type of way about that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she was very hot about it and she was like. She was about to. About to send Monet escaping text and then as was like, girl, don't do it. And then she sent her another text and then she screen grabbed it posted on the Internet. It was wild, really. Girl, she screen grabbed the text and put it in the show.
Naomi Smalls
Is it that bad to be called the worst guest of like, someone?
Guest Speaker
The reason she said it was hard is because I died a wig and the wig kept on running. So they had to restart the shoot. So she didn't like.
Naomi Smalls
She, she.
Guest Speaker
She wasn't like. She said diet was lovely. Personality great. We just had to restart the shoot a bunch of different times because her wig cap have done bleeding drag queens.
Naomi Smalls
Get in their feelings.
Bob the Drag Queen
You heard her feelings, girl. Listen, speaking of feelings, we're going to be talking about some feelings during Untucked, which is exclusively available on our Patreon Jonas there. We will see you very soon.
Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational" (Drag Race All Stars S10 E11)
Release Date: July 16, 2025
In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dive deep into the intricacies of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 10, Episode 11, titled "Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational." The duo brings their signature humor and candid perspectives to dissect the performances, runway looks, and the overall dynamics of the competition.
Monét and Bob kick off their discussion at [01:40], setting the stage for their comprehensive review of the episode. They express anticipation for the elevated talents and competitive spirit showcased by the contestants.
Bob the Drag Queen [01:40]: "People say that your YouTuber voice got them bricked up."
Monét X Change [01:44]: "Really? Yeah."
The conversation quickly transitions into the mechanics of the All Stars season, highlighting the increased frequency of podcast releases and exclusive content for Patreon subscribers.
Bob the Drag Queen [02:00]: "Something rivalry. You are getting minimum four. Minimum four."
The heart of the episode revolves around the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational, where contestants showcase their unique talents beyond the typical challenges. Monét and Bob critically analyze each performance, offering both praise and constructive criticism.
Aja's talent segment sparks a debate between the hosts regarding her outfit and stage presence.
Bob the Drag Queen [05:03]: "Is Mistress a fake ass bitch? And here's my question for asking..."
Monét highlights Aja's struggle to balance her personality with her performance, suggesting that Aja's method acting may have affected her reception.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks emerges as a focal point of contention. Her demeanor and performance style are scrutinized, with Monét and Bob questioning her authenticity and stage presence.
Bob the Drag Queen [09:00]: "Something, like, very misleading about the way that Mistress is and the way that you, like, visually take her in and the way that she acts..."
They discuss an incident where Mistress becomes visibly upset on stage, leading to tension among the contestants and the judges.
Monét X Change [09:23]: "She goes, I'm feeling good... Then she starts laughing in the corner for no reason."
Bosco’s performance receives high praise for its execution and visual appeal.
Bob the Drag Queen [46:37]: "She does look absolutely stunning."
Monét agrees, commending the luxurious feel of Bosco’s coat reveal and overall presentation.
Diabetti’s unique "Office Number" performance is another highlight, though it receives mixed reactions regarding its impact and creativity.
Monét X Change [51:52]: "I think it actually is a compliment. Love that everything that Diabuddy tackles..."
The hosts transition to discussing the contestants' runway presentations, comparing their outfits to previous seasons and critiquing stylistic choices.
Ginger's runway look is both praised and critiqued for its boldness and humor.
Bob the Drag Queen [57:25]: "She looks like the runner-up on Kyron Thrax's UK season."
Monét appreciates Ginger's ability to blend humor with performance, despite some stylistic inconsistencies.
George’s athletic-inspired gown is lauded for its elegance and originality.
Bob the Drag Queen [73:40]: "The coat reveal alone... This might be the best look of the season."
Monét echoes this sentiment, noting the gown's balance between fashion and drag authenticity.
Lydia’s duct tape gown garners interest for its creativity, though some elements like the practicality of the outfit are questioned.
Bob the Drag Queen [76:07]: "I do like this look."
Monét X Change [75:37]: "I like it... It could have been a bit more customized."
As the episode progresses, Monét and Bob deliberate on the judges' decisions, particularly focusing on Bosco's win and the safe status of Irene and Diabetti.
Bob the Drag Queen [86:34]: "So the judges were... Irene, Diabetti and AA are safe and they're moving on to the finale. Do you agree with that, Irene?"
Monét X Change [86:43]: "Yes. Yeah. Right."
They discuss whether Bosco deserved the win based on her talent and runway look, with consensus leaning towards her deserving the accolade.
The hosts share personal stories and behind-the-scenes insights, adding depth to their critiques and creating an engaging narrative for listeners.
Monét X Change [85:31]: "Have your designers make you, like, a little temporary modesty..."
Bob the Drag Queen [85:50]: "Girl, we're drag queens... But, but yeah."
Monét and Bob wrap up the episode by reflecting on the season's progression, emphasizing the importance of authentic performances and the evolving dynamics among contestants.
Bob the Drag Queen [91:04]: "I just don't really think her Snatch Game was that bad."
Monét X Change [91:21]: "I do think she should have a positive headspace leaving this."
They express optimism for the finale, anticipating high-stakes performances and further drama as the competition narrows down to the final contestants.
This episode of Sibling Rivalry offers a thorough and entertaining analysis of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 10, Episode 11. Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen provide insightful critiques, balanced with humor and personal anecdotes, making it a valuable listen for fans eager to delve deeper into the world of drag competition.
Notable Quotes:
Monét X Change [05:46]: "You want people to keep it consistent?"
Bob the Drag Queen [14:02]: "Did any reads stand out to you that you remember?"
Monét X Change [16:27]: "Yes."
Bob the Drag Queen [25:34]: "Yes? Viral. That's what they keep saying. It's a viral moment."
Monét X Change [40:29]: "It's kicking."
This summary encapsulates the essence of the podcast episode, providing a comprehensive overview while highlighting key moments and discussions between the hosts. Whether you're a seasoned listener or new to the Sibling Rivalry podcast, this summary offers a clear and engaging glimpse into their review of the latest All Stars episode.